'Cause Carol's a lesbian.  And, and I'm not one. And apparently it's not a mix and match situation.

K-AA1-Z K-EH1 R-AH0-L Z-AH0 L-EH1-Z B-IY0 AH0 N-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-IH1-M N-AA1 T-W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 M-IH1-K S-AH0-N D-M-AE1-CH S-IH2 CH-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


Oh my God! I don't believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-OW1 Y-UW1 P-UH1-R B-AH1 N-IY0


I'm an idiot.


I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I'd be out and she'd, she'd see some beautiful woman, and, and she'd be Ross y'know look at her, and I'd think, God, my wife is cool!

AY1 M-IY1-N SH-OW1-L D-AH0 S-IY1 N-IH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N K-AE1 R-AH0 L-AH0-N D-IH1-D B-IY1 AW1 T-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-D SH-EH1-D S-IY1 S-AH1-M B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-D B-IY1 R-AA1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 L-UH1 K-AE1-T HH-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-D TH-IH1-NG-K G-AA1 D-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-IH1-Z K-UW1-L


Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so

W-EH1 L-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1 N-IY0 K-AO1-L B-AE2-K-S S-OW1


Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?

IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 G-UH1-D S-AY1-N DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 AE1-S-K T-AH1-S T-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


I'm sorry.


Seven years.


I mean we've been together seven years, she's the only woman who's ever loved me, and the only woman I've-I've ever....

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 S-EH1 V-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R-Z SH-EH1-S DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N HH-UW1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 L-AH1-V D-M-IY1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY0 V-IY1 V-EH1 V-ER0


Aw, God Ross. Oh.


I'll do it.


Actually, that can't happen.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he's sorry.

L-UH1-K HH-IY1 N-OW1-Z HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-IH1-M HH-IY1-Z S-AA1 R-IY0


So it'll be either you two  or you two.

S-OW1 IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 IY1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 T-UW1 AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


Okay, absolutely!


Yeah, it is.


No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.

N-OW1 W-EH1 R-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 L-AY1-K B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-IH1-R-D


Cookie, now you can punch him!

K-UH1 K-IY0 N-AW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N P-AH1-N-CH HH-IH1-M


What?!


Please!


What? I didn't say anything.

W-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Ok, this  is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.

OW1 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 F-EY1 S-AH1 V-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T T-R-AH1-S T-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 F-IY1 B-IY0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L SH-AO1-R T-ER0 DH-AE1 N-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D D-IH0-S K-AH1-S-T


Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 AE1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AW1 HH-IY1 W-EH1-R Z-IH1-T


Julie.


Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.

W-AW1 DH-AE1 T-M-AY1-K TH-IH1 NG-W-AA1 Z-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-W-IH1-DH F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0-N-D D-EY1 V-IH0-D


You were with Julie?


Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

OW1 K-EY1 IH1-M S-EH1-N S-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-ER1-D P-L-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AA1-R P-IH1-NG K-W-IH1-DH B-EH1-R L-IY0 K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L-D G-L-IY1


And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-L-EH1-D T-UW1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 N-UW1 IH1 T-W-IY1 W-EH1 R-AH0-SH P-UW2 IH0-NG


What?  Why?


Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-EY1 T-W-IY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 D-IH1 D-IH1 T-W-AH1-N S-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 M-IY1


You are not supposed to give people advice!

Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 G-IH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AE0-D V-AY1-S


Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time.

R-IH1 L-IY0 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M


Look, I'm sorry, all right.


I never meant for you to find out!

AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 M-EH1-N-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AW1-T


She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone

SH-EH1-L S-EY1 N-OW1 D-EY1 V-IH0-D-Z HH-AA1-R T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-IH1 T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 T-UW1 HH-AA1-R-D F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M T-UW1 R-IH0 K-AH1 V-ER0 F-R-AH1 M-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N F-IY1 B-IY0 W-IH1 L-EH1-N D-AH1 P-AH0 L-OW1-N


That is not true!


Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?

OW1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-AO1-R T-AH1-V HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?

D-IH1 D-IH1 T-EH1 V-ER0 AH0 K-ER1 T-UW1 Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-AY1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 DH-AE1-T-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to

OW1 K-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-N TH-IH1-NG D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-OW1 W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 T-UW1


Yeah!


Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-M-IH1-S T-ER0-S T-IY1 V-AH0-N-Z


Why?!


Why not?


I can't say because he's famous.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1-Z F-EY1 M-AH0-S


Oh my God, who is it?!


Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.

F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1 L-AH1-S


Okay.


As in Barbara Streisand's husband James Brolin?

AE1 Z-IH0-N B-AA1-R B-ER0 AH0-S T-R-AY1 Z-AH0-N-D-Z HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D JH-EY1-M-Z B-R-OW1 L-IH0-N


What?! Well he never said that to me!

W-AH1 T-W-EH1-L HH-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler's is worse.

OW1 DH-IH1 S-L-AY1 F-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 N-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-IH1 Z-W-ER1-S


Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.

M-AE1 N-IH1 T-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 S-OW1 K-UW1-L R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 IH0-NG-S T-AH1 F-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 P-AE1-S T-L-AY1 F-M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0-Z


Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T S-W-IY1 T-IY0 Y-UH1-R B-R-AE1-N D-N-UW1


Oh well, it's not on TV yet.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1 Y-EH1-T


Oh, let's not tell this story.

OW1 L-EH1-T S-N-AA1-T T-EH1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Oh, come on!


Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!

OW1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-W-EH1-R JH-OW1 IY0 G-AA1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z T-ER1 K-IY0-S T-AH1 K-AA1-N HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1-D


Ooooohh!


Oh yeah, I'm sure.  And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1-M SH-UH1 R-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0-N HH-IH1-Z HH-AE1-N-D Z-W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


It's


Wendy, we had a deal!  Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!

W-EH1-N D-IY0 W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 D-IY1 L-Y-AE1 Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-W-EH1-N D-IY0 W-EH1-N D-IY0 W-EH1-N D-IY0


Who was that?


Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.

W-EH1-N D-IY0 B-EY1-L D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 W-EY1 T-R-AH0-S


Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S T-UW1 B-AE1-D B-AY1 B-AY1


Ten dollars an hour.


Thanks Rach.


Twelve dollars an hour.


Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

M-OW1 N-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 K-UH1-D B-AH1 T-AY1 V-M-EY1-D P-L-AE1-N-Z T-UW1 W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N-D


You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 R-AE1 N-AW1 T-AH1 V-Y-AO1 R-W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-EH1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue!

IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R M-AO1 R-AH0 L-AA2 B-L-AH0 G-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AE1 Z-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-AE1 Z-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 F-EH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-S T-IH1 SH-UW0


Done.


Don't worry about me, I'm a robot! I'm just a machine!!

D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 IH1 M-AH0 R-OW1 B-AA2 T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AH0 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


No you're not! Not to me!

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-N-AA1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Oh my God.


What?


Yeah, yeah you have the ring?

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


Yeah, you're great! Okay, let's take it from

Y-AE1 Y-UH1-R G-R-EY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S T-EY1 K-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M


No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 AE1-K T-IH0-NG M-AY1 AE1 S-AO1-F


Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-UH1-D T-UW1


Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R


Hi guys.


Fine!


I'll do it without you!


I don't need you or anybody else!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 EH1-L-S


I'm gonna make it on my own!

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AA1-N M-AY1 OW1-N


You'll see!!


Now, I'm just letting you know that this is

N-AW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1 T-R-AA1 S-IH1-Z G-AO1 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 S-AE1-D


I didn't know Ross and you were so close.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 S-OW1 K-L-OW1-S


We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great    guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.

W-IY1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T B-AH1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-W-AH1-N K-L-AE1-S T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1-T G-AY1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 T-AO1-K-T S-OW1 P-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T S-AY1 AH0-N S-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0-D HH-IH1-M


No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.

N-OW1 N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1-V S-IY1-N M-IY1 N-EY1 K-AH0-D HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D Z-AH1-V T-AY1-M-Z


I thought so many times about calling him and asking him out.    I guess I really missed my chance.

AY1 TH-AO1-T S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M Z-AH0 B-AW1-T K-AO1 L-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-AE1-S K-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AW1 T-AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 M-IH1-S T-M-AY1 CH-AE1-N-S


But you didn't!


I'm still alive!!


Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you.

K-AO1 R-IY0 AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 B-IH1-G S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


It's a long story but the things    you just said really made my day!

IH1-T S-AH0 L-AO1-NG-S T-AO1 R-IY0 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG Z-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-EY1 D-M-AY1 D-EY1


I mean, the fact that you are here means more    to me than if this room were filled with people!

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R HH-IY1-R M-IY1-N Z-M-AO1-R T-UW1 M-IY1 DH-AE1 N-IH1-F DH-IH1 S-R-UW1 M-W-ER0 F-IH1-L D-W-IH1-DH P-IY1 P-AH0-L


You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on    you!

Y-UW1 S-IH1-K F-R-IY1-K HH-UW1 D-AH1-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-R-AH1 SH-AA1 N-Y-UW1


I did it!


We'll do a quick check.


Okay.


So, eight days late huh?


Hey, both you guys should be up there with me.

HH-EY1 B-OW1 TH-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z SH-UH1-D B-IY1 AH1-P DH-EH1 R-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 T-UW1 ER0 IY1-R M-AY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 M-L-AH1 K-IY0 T-UW1 HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N G-UH1-D


Thanks man.


I gotta go check something over here.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 CH-EH1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


If you're anxious there are a few ways to help things along.

IH1 F-Y-UH1 R-AE1-NG-K SH-AH0-S DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AH0 F-Y-UW1 W-EY1-Z T-UW1 HH-EH1-L-P TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0 L-AO1-NG


Do them!!


Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.

OW2 K-EY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-AA1-P SH-AH0-N-Z HH-IY1 R-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V P-R-OW1 T-AH0 T-AY2-P-S F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AA1-N


Well, we are ready to try anything.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 AA1-R R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Okay, there's an herbal tea you can drink.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1-R Z-AE1 N-ER1 B-AH0-L T-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-R-IH1-NG-K


What is wrong with Emma?

W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-EH1 M-AH0


Call it even?!


Anytime you're ready.


Well, I'm gonna go get these  in some water.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1-T DH-IY1 Z-IH0-N S-AH1 M-W-AO1 T-ER0


Ok, where am I talking to, here?

OW1 K-EY1 W-EH1 R-AE1 M-AY1 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-IY1-R


No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby.

N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 T-UH1-K DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 HH-OW0 T-EH1-L L-AA1 B-IY0


Just aim for the bump.

JH-AH1-S T-EY1-M F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-AH1-M-P


Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 HH-IY1-R G-OW1-Z


Uh, this is too weird.


I feel stupid.


So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.

S-OW1 D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 IH1 T-IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-AH1 Z-IH1-T


Hello, baby. Hello, hello.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 HH-AH0 L-OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1


Oh, hi. It's Mark.


Okay, I do.


Okay.


I really do.


Okay, I'm gonna get your coat and then I'll-I'll put you in a cab.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-Y-AO1-R K-OW1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-IH1 L-AH0-L P-UH1 T-Y-UW1 IH0 N-AH0 K-AE1-B


Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, you're not gonna come with me?

OW2 K-EY1 OW1 W-EY1 T-W-EY1 T-W-EY2 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1 M-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Of course I am. I just have to make a call.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 AE1 M-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 K-AO1-L


Yes?


Okay?


Thank you.  Oww!!!! God!


I'm sorry, I just can't go to the hospital lookin' like this.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0-L L-UH1 K-IH0 N-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


Oh, hey, how about this one.

OW1 HH-EY1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


Check it out, he's winning!  Pete's winning!

CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T HH-IY1 Z-W-IH1 N-IH0-NG P-IY1-T S-W-IH1 N-IH0-NG


Really?!


Oh! Oh!


Wait, if that's his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?

W-EY1 T-IH1-F TH-AE1-T-S HH-IH1-Z F-AE1 V-Y-UW0 R-AY2 T-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 W-AY1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 B-IY1 IH0-NG S-OW1 M-IY1-N T-UW1 IH1-T


Well, this is ironic.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AY0 R-AA1 N-IH0-K


Dude, you don't have to brag! We got nothing here!!

D-UW1 D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-R-AE1 G-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Hello?  Eighth street deli?

HH-AH0 L-OW1 EY1-T-TH-S T-R-IY1-T D-EH1 L-IY0


We could, or we can have sex in it.

W-IY1 K-UH1 D-AO1 R-W-IY1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-IH0 N-IH1-T


Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!

W-EH1-L L-EH1 T-M-IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 L-AY1 R-IY0 M-UW1 V-M-AY1 P-AE1-N-T-S


I thought I was a complete idiot.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


Hey, I'm with you. He even asked me if I thought you'd go out with him.

HH-EY1 IH1 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 HH-IY1 IY1 V-IH0 N-AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 IH1 F-AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-AH1-D G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


Oh! Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?

OW1 OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-R-OW1 AH1 P-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1


I said no.


What?!


What? I…I just figured since you're pregnant you're not gonna be seeing people.

W-AH1 T-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0-D S-IH1-N S-Y-UH1-R P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 S-IY1 IH0-NG P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.

HH-ER0 N-EY1-M Z-R-AA1 N-IY0 SH-EH1 S-AH0 P-EH1 T-M-AO0-R T-IH1 SH-AH0-N


Rach look, I really don't think that's such a great

R-AE1 CH-L-UH1 K-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T-S S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1-T


Okay, you go do it! I'll come back to that set! I'll meet more actors! I'll meet 'em all!

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-OW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-IH1-L K-AH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-AE1-T S-EH1 T-IH1-L M-IY1 T-M-AO1 R-AE1-K T-ER0 Z-IH1-L M-IY1 T-EH1 M-AO1-L


No, it's only been six years.

N-OW1 IH1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 B-IH1-N S-IH1-K S-Y-IH1-R-Z


I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 P-UH1 T-AH0 N-AY1 S-M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D S-OW1 Y-AH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AO1-S T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L G-AY1


...Joe.


Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!

AA1 AA1 AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-M-AY1 JH-AE1 K-AH0-T


You tell them to wait!


Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.

DH-EH1 N-Y-EY1 V-AH0-N T-Y-UH1-R B-ER1 N-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW0-Z


Emily.


Oh no-no-no! Oh-no!  No! No! Emily!

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW1 EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0


Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?

HH-EY1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-EH1 R-OW2 K-EY1


Okay.


I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T CH-IH1 P-IH0-N F-AO1-R DH-AH0 HH-AE1-N D-IY0 M-AE2-N


Nevermind!


Hey, Rach, how was work?


Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair.

OW1 G-R-EY1 T-AO2-L DH-OW1 AY1 D-IH1-D S-IH1-T D-AW1 N-W-EH1-R DH-EH1 R-W-AO1-S T-AH0 CH-EH1-R


By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.

B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 R-AA1-S D-R-AA1-P-T B-AY1 AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1-F


Sure! That would be nice.


I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and...

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-R-OW1 IH1 T-AW1 T-IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-UW1 AH0-N-D


Oh! My number is on there.  Give me a call.

OW1 M-AY1 N-AH1-M B-ER0 IH1 Z-AA1-N DH-EH1-R G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 K-AO1-L


No. Nothing.


And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T TH-IH1 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T B-R-IH1 NG-IH0-NG DH-AH0 M-EH2 S-AH0 Z-OW1 IH0 K-EH1 R-AH0 IH0-N DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-ER1-S-T S-EH1-N CH-ER0 IY0


Okay!


Yeah.


Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.

HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 B-R-EY1 S-Y-UH0-R S-EH1-L-V-Z


What?


It's not that bad.


Ow!


So, you're just Bing?


No. Thank you.


No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.

N-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L N-EH1 V-ER0 P-IY1 Z-IH0-N P-AH1 B-L-IH0 K-R-EH1-S T-R-UW2-M-Z


Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is 'no tissue, no tuschy.'  Well, if everybody's going.

W-EH1-L DH-EY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 P-EY1 P-ER0 IH0-N DH-EH1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0 S-OW1 M-AY1 R-UW1 L-IH1 Z-N-OW1 T-IH1 S-Y-UW2 N-OW1 T-AH1 SH-IY0 W-EH1 L-IH1 F-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG


No, y'know what don't close it  'cause the... keys...are in there.

N-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T D-AA1-N-T K-L-OW1 S-IH1-T K-AA1-Z DH-AH0 K-IY1 S-ER0 IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Okay.


I promise.


Although, don't feel like you can't visit.

AO2-L DH-OW1 D-AA1-N-T F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T V-IH1 Z-AH0-T


Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?

HH-EY1 IH1 Z-IH1 Z-IH1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Why?!


You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z JH-OW1 IY0 JH-AH1-S-T S-AO1 JH-AE1 N-AH0-S K-IH1 S-IH0-NG HH-ER0 IH0-G Z-AH1-B-S D-AH0-N


What?  So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?

W-AH1-T S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N HH-AW1 HH-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1-L CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-W-EY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 T-UW1 N-AA1-T


Joey, you can't keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.

JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T K-IY1-P DH-IH1-S T-UW1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M


It's gonna be worth it.

IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-ER1 TH-IH1-T


It's a known fact that women love babies, all right?

IH1-T S-AH0 N-OW1-N F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-L-AH1-V B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AO1-L R-AY1-T


Women love guys who love babies.

W-IH1 M-AH0 N-L-AH1-V G-AY1-Z HH-UW1 L-AH1-V B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


It's that whole sensitive thing.

IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0-V TH-IH1-NG


Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there.

K-W-IH1 K-EY1-M HH-IH1 M-AE1-T DH-AE1-T P-AE1 K-OW1 B-EY1-B Z-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Maybe one of them will break away.

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-W-IH1-L B-R-EY1 K-AH0 W-EY1


Ahh.  Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?

AA1 UW1 IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0 AA1 IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0 B-AE1-D T-AY1-M


Umm, yeah, actually, Susan's gonna be home any minute, it's kinda an anniversary.

AH1 M-Y-AE1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 S-UW1 Z-AH0-N-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-IH1-T-S K-IH1-N D-AH0 AE1 N-AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0


Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0 N-AH1 JH-AE1 N-Y-UW0 EH2 R-IY0


It's not that kind of anniversary.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0


Ah!  Oh.


Sooo!! Anyway...


You wanna smell him?


Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.

OW1 Y-AE1 HH-IY1-Z G-AA1-T DH-AE1-T G-R-EY1-T B-EY1 B-IY0 S-M-EH1-L G-EH1 T-AH0 W-IH1 F-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1-D


What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?

W-AH1 T-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1


Bye.


Well, not really.


Oh!!


Oh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today.

OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-AH0 B-L-AH1-D B-AE2 TH-IH0-N HH-IY1-R T-AH0 D-EY1


Please. This is so your fault.

P-L-IY1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L-T


Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.

L-UH1-K K-AE1 R-AH0-L N-EH1 V-ER0 TH-R-UW1 M-IY1 AW1 T-AH1 V-AH0 R-UW1-M B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-EY1 M-AH0 L-AO1-NG


Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG-Z K-AE1 R-AH0-L N-EH1 V-ER0 D-IH1-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 K-EY1 M-AH0 L-AO1-NG


Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it!

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T


Get in here.


Come on.


My god, you guys, I don't believe you.

M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1


There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing.

DH-EH1 R-AA1-R CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-IH0-N DH-IH1-S V-EH1 R-IY0 B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AY1 T-IH0-NG N-OY1 Z-IH0 Z-AA1-R N-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1-NG DH-EY1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-IH0-NG


So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!

S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1 P-AO1-L DH-AH0 Y-EH1 L-IH0-NG JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T


Yeah, Susan.


Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.

D-AA1-N T-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1 K-M-AY1 V-OY1 S-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?

OW1 K-EY1 HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 HH-IY1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY0 R-AA1 N-IH0-K


Oh! Here it is!  Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?"

OW1 HH-IY1 R-IH1 T-IH1 Z-UW1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-AY1 N-IH1-T S-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH0 B-IH1-CH


I didn't do that! Who would've done that?!

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 DH-AE1-T HH-UW1 W-UH1-D-L-V D-AH1-N DH-AE1-T


Son of a bitch!


No, that was Dana Caplin.

N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z D-EY1 N-AH0 K-AE1 P-L-IH0-N


Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.

OW1 D-IH1 D-AY1 N-AA1 T-M-EH1-N SH-AH0-N K-AA1-R L-IH1 Z-AH0 G-AY1 AY1 HH-AY1 ER0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 M-AY1 AY0 D-EH1-N T-IH0 K-AH0-L T-W-IH1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 M-EH1 D-AH0 K-AH0-L R-IY0 S-ER1-CH P-R-AA1 JH-EH0-K-T


Y'know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren't they?

IH1 K-N-OW0 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z DH-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Z-AA1-R JH-AH1-S T-R-AY1 T-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0-N-T DH-EY1


Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y'know? The only problem is, Carl's acting is

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-M-AY1 T-W-ER1 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-IH1-Z K-AA1-R-L Z-AE1-K T-IH0 NG-IH1-Z


The


Yeah, he's the reason I didn't get that big

Y-AE1 HH-IY1-Z DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T B-IH1-G


All right.


Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!!

P-IY1-T S-AH0 W-IY1 L-AY1-K P-IY1-T S-AH0 G-EH1 T-AW1-T


Hey Monica, there's a customer who wants to complement the chef, should I let him in?

HH-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0 HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F SH-UH1 D-AY1 L-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-IH0-N


Sure, I love this part!


Come on in.


I mean, I love-I love this little guy!

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 L-OW1 V-IY0 L-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-AY1


In the moment, yeah.


But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?

B-AH1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-AA1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1-N


Here you go!


Okay?


Me neither.


3, 2,


Joey, you don't have to count down every time we kiss.

JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AW1-N-T D-AW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-W-IY1 K-IH1-S


Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.

AH1 Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AY1 S-AO1-R T-AH0 F-EH1-L T-L-AY1 K-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 D-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z T-UW1 G-EH1 T-R-EH1 D-IY0


Hey.


Okay, okay.


If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

IH1 F-AY1 W-ER0 AA0-M N-IH1 P-AH0 T-AH0-N-T F-AO1 R-AH0 D-EY1 AY1 W-UH1 D-W-AA1-N T-AH1 M-W-ER1-L-D P-IY1 S-N-OW1 M-AO1-R HH-AH1-NG G-ER0 G-UH1-D TH-IH1-NG-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 R-IY2-N F-ER0 EY1-S T-AH0-N-D B-IH1 G-ER0 B-UW1-B-Z


Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?

Y-AE1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 T-UH1 K-M-AY1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.

AH1 IH1 F-AY1 W-ER0 AA0-M N-IH1 P-AH0 T-AH0-N-T F-AO1 R-AH0 D-EY1 IH1 D-M-EY1 K-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AA0-M N-IH1 P-AH0 T-AH0-N-T F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0


See, there's always one guy.  "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

S-IY1 DH-EH1-R Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-AH1-N G-AY1 IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 W-IH1 SH-IH1 D-W-IH1-SH F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 M-AO1 R-W-IH1 SH-IH0-Z


Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 HH-AY1 HH-EY1 B-AH1 D-IY0


Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 AA0-M N-IH1 P-AH0 T-AH0-N-T


Probably kill myself!

P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-IH1-L M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


..Excuse me?


Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

HH-EY1 IH1 F-L-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-OY1-Z D-EH1-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-N-OW1 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N T-UW1 L-AY1-V


Joey, uh-


You


I'm sorry.


Joey, onstage!


Well can you at least stay to the end of the play?

W-EH1-L K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 AE1 T-L-IY1-S-T-S T-EY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-L-EY1


I mean, I'll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-L G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-R P-AO2-R T-W-IH1 DH-Y-AA1 IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 G-UH1-D B-AY1


Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?

OW2 K-EY1 D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Flight's in an hour. I-I gotta go.

F-L-AY1-T S-IH0 N-AE1 N-AW1 ER0 IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1


Vic! Vic!


In a minute!!


So this is it? Victor?

S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1-T V-IH1-K T-ER0


Yeah, I guess it is.


Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick 'cause this is killing me.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 AA1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 S-EY1 G-UH1-D B-AY1 AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 S-EY1 IH1-T K-W-IH1-K K-AA1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z K-IH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1


One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you.

W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 N-OW1 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1


But, you've got things you have to do now, and so do I.

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T TH-IH1-NG Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 N-AW1 AH0-N-D S-OW1 D-UW1 AY1


And so… I'm gonna get on this spaceship,  and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels.

AH0-N-D S-OW1 AY1 AE1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AA1-N DH-IH1-S-S P-EY1-S SH-IH2 P-AH0-N D-AY1 AE1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-UW1 B-L-AA1-R G-AH0-N S-EH1 V-AH0 N-IH0-N S-ER1 CH-AH1 V-AO0-L T-ER1 N-AH0 T-IH0-V F-Y-UW1 AH0-L-Z


But when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone.

B-AH1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 R-IH0 T-ER1-N T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-Y-IH1-R-Z F-R-AH1-M N-AW1 Y-UW1-L B-IY1 L-AO1-NG G-AO1-N


So what's up?


So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I'm gonna want to meet her.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-AO1-R G-R-EH1-T G-R-AE2 T-ER0 N-AW0 JH-ER0 T-UW1 L-UH1 K-M-IY1 AH1-P B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AA0 D-R-IY0 EH1-N B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-ER0


So long, Vic!


Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is

N-UW1 OW0 W-EY1 DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K S-AO1 NG-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-Z


See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on

S-IY1 IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N DH-AE1 T-EH1-L T-AH0-N JH-AA1 N-R-OW1-T F-AO1 R-AH1-M DH-AE1-T G-AY1 AA1-N


What song was that, Pheebs?

W-AH1-T S-AO1 NG-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T F-IY1-B-Z


Hi Monica!


Hey Mon!


Oh my God, has she slept at all?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-AE1-Z SH-IY1 S-L-EH1-P T-AE1 T-AO1-L


Nope.


No, it's been three nights in a row.

N-OW1 IH1-T-S B-IH1-N TH-R-IY1 N-AY1-T S-IH0 N-AH0 R-OW1


Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.

Y-AE1 SH-IY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0-S T-AA1-P-T K-R-AY1 IH0 NG-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N SH-IY1 F-AW1-N D-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-R-IH1 CH-ER0-D-Z S-IH0 G-AA1-R B-AH1-T S-AW1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0-S S-OW1


Oh, okay that explains it.

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N Z-IH1-T


I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T G-AY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-W-ER1-L-D


But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z D-W-EH1 R-W-UH1 D-AH0 M-AW1 S-AO1 R-AH0 OW0 P-AA1 S-AH0-M G-EH1-T DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 T-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-AH0 F-OW1-N K-AO1-L


So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?

S-OW1 AH1 M-AE1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-L-EY1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Y'know what, I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-AW1 HH-AA1-T DH-AH0 S-EH1-K S-IH1-Z B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N S-AH1-M G-AY1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Yeah, I know but


Oh no-no-no, I'm there.


Hey!


Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey!

AH1-V K-AO1-R-S HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V HH-IH1 Z-AH1-NG K-AH0-L JH-OW1 IY0


You made pancakes?


That's right! By his uncle too!

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T B-AY1 HH-IH1 Z-AH1-NG K-AH0-L T-UW1


No-no, stay right there.  Gettin' closer.

N-AA1 N-OW0-S T-EY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-N K-L-OW1 S-ER0


Okay Bobby, why don't we just come over here and let them have a little moment.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AA1 B-IY0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-L-EH1-T DH-EH1-M HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Listen also we're uh, we're watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AO1-L S-OW0 W-ER0 AH1 W-ER0 W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-AH0 G-EY1-M HH-IY1-R S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 N-AY1 T-IH1-F P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0


Oh yeah!


Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.

Y-EH1 S-IH1-F DH-AH0 F-AA1-K-S HH-OW2 L-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-N D-W-IH1-DH S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-IH0-Z


Yeah, hero sandwiches.

Y-AE1 HH-IH1 R-OW0 S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-IH0-Z


I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.

IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 IH0-N B-AH1 T-AH1 M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z V-IH1 Z-AH0 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1 S-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1-CH


When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all.

W-EH1-N DH-AH0 R-EH2 V-AH0 L-UW1 SH-AH0-N K-AH1-M Z-AY1 W-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-IH0-S T-R-OY1 Y-UW1 AO1-L


Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.

OW1 HH-EY1 G-R-EY1 T-Y-UH1 R-AH1 P-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0 K-R-IH1-S T-AH0 K-R-IH1-S T-AH0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Oh my good God.


Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.

HH-EY1 K-AH0-N T-IH1 N-Y-UW0 IH0-NG DH-AH0 K-AW1-N-T D-AW2 N-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0 T-M-IY1-L-Z T-AH0 N-AY1 T-N-AH1-M B-ER0 TH-R-IY1 M-AE2 K-ER0 OW1 N-IY0 AH0-N-D CH-IY1 Z-W-IH1-DH K-AH1 T-AH1-P HH-AA1-T D-AA1-G-Z


Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now.

L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V D-AH1 N-IH0 N-AH1 F-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-P DH-IH1 S-N-AW1


You are so bad!


Oh, the mixed tape.


You are!


Hey, guess what I'm doing tonight.

HH-EY1 G-EH1 S-W-AH1 T-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1-T


What?


Uh, it was very nice meeting you.

AH1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1 S-M-IY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.

OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Hi Mom, it's Jill.


Ooh, actually I've been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!

UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1-V B-IH1-N M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1-S T-AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-IH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 N-OW1 HH-UW1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 IH0-N T-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S


Oh.  Wow!  Huh.  Boy!  Well, someone's been doing their homework.

OW1 W-AW1 HH-AH1 B-OY1 W-EH1-L S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-EH1-R HH-OW1 M-W-ER2-K


Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.

JH-IH1-L S-EH1-Z V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2-L


I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.

IH1-M F-AY1-N N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-OW1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-AH1-M G-AY1


Oh, me too.


and then, we could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-AH0-V G-AO1-N F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 S-EH1 R-AH0 M-OW2 N-IY0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-IH0 S-EH1-P SH-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AY1-D K-AA2-R


Ross, it just wouldn't have been feasible.

R-AA1 S-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N F-IY1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-L


But having a dove place the ring on your finger would've been no problem?

B-AH1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-AH1-V P-L-EY1-S DH-AH0 R-IH1 NG-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R F-IH1-NG G-ER0 W-UH1-D-L-V B-IH1-N N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


It was really fun being married to you tonight.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AH1-N B-IY1 IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I've ever made.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 IY1 Z-IY0 AH0-S-T F-AO1-R HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D B-AH1-K S-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 M-EY1-D


Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?

OW2 K-EY1 R-AA1-S K-AE1 N-AY1 AH1 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Hey!


That proposal, at the planetarium

DH-AE1-T P-R-AH0 P-OW1 Z-AH0 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 P-L-AE2 N-AH0 T-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-M


I know, I know it was stupid.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


Are you kidding?!


With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars!

W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 L-IH1 L-IY0 Z-AE1-N D-AE2-N-D DH-AH0 S-AO1 NG-AH0-N-D DH-AH0-S T-AA1-R-Z


It was…really wonderful!

IH1 T-W-AA1 S-ER0 L-IY0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0-L


Did you just make that up?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1-K DH-AE1 T-AH1-P


So, in conclusion, the lines all go up , so I'm happy.

S-OW1 IH0-N K-AH0-N K-L-UW1 ZH-AH0-N DH-AH0 L-AY1-N Z-AO1-L G-OW1 AH1-P S-OW1 IH1-M HH-AE1 P-IY0


It's how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

IH1-T-S HH-AW1 AY1 IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0-N D-AY1 AH1 AY1 W-UH1 D-AE1-S K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


Tomorrow at 8:30.

T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AE1 T-EY1-T TH-ER1 D-IY0


It's a good thing I didn't do it, because it sounds like it would've been a very expensive wedding.  Okay, good night

IH1-T S-AH0 G-UH1-D TH-IH1 NG-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-UH1-D-L-V B-IH1 N-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0 V-W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-OW2 K-EY1 G-UH1 D-N-AY1-T


Goodnight


Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?

IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F DH-AH0 S-AY1-D K-AA2-R HH-AE1 D-AH0 W-IH1-N-D-S K-IY2-R-N S-OW1 Y-AO1-R HH-EH1 R-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1-S T-AH1-P


I will think about it.

AY1 W-IH1-L TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


That's all I'm askin'


You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad!

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-AH0 N-AE1 N-AH0-Z K-R-IY1 M-AH0-N-D B-IY1 F-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1 N-AA0-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 EY1-T DH-AE1-T S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T F-IY1-L B-AE1-D


Bing!


Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

OW1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-M-AY1 B-R-IY1-F K-EY2 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AY1 AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N-T


Well we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 L-EH1-F T-AW1 ER0 Z-IH0-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z B-EH1 D-R-UW2-M


Nope, got it and I got yours  too.

N-OW1-P G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 G-AA1 T-Y-UH1-R-Z T-UW1


And that's I'm so glad… there's no problem.

AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1-D DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


You're not feeling left out or anything are ya?

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-L-EH1-F T-AW1 T-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AA1 R-Y-AA1


Ohh! That's great!


You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the

Y-UW1 N-OW1 JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 M-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0


Really?!


Now get on out of here, you!

N-AW1 G-EH1 T-AA1 N-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1


Hey Bob.


I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don't you worry, I'm sure with your qualifications you won't need to sleep with some guy to get that job.

AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW0 D-OW1 N-IY0 AH0 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 W-ER1 IY0 IH1-M SH-UH1 R-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R K-W-AA2 L-AH0 F-AH0 K-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 W-OW1-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M G-AY1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T JH-AA1-B


If I see him, I'll ask.


Yeah!


Oh my God! Chandler just left though!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1-F-T DH-OW1


We're on a semi-first name basis.

W-ER0 AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 M-AH0 F-ER0-S T-N-EY1-M B-EY1 S-AH0-S


What do you think of adding him to our team?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-AE1 D-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M T-UW1 AW1 ER0 T-IY1-M


Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don't know if he has what it takes.

B-AA1 B-UW1 W-ER1 K-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-AH1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 D-EY1 Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-T T-EY1-K-S


Don't be so negative! Good God! Isn't it possible that Sorry is sitting in there  right now?!

D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 S-OW1 N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V G-UH1-D G-AA1 D-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L DH-AE1-T S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-Z S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-EH1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?

OW2 K-EY1 F-IY1 B-IY0 IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-R-AA1 S-IH1 Z-R-AY1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


Look—Okay, I'm just gonna—I'm gonna have to go find him and bring him back!

L-UH1 K-AH0 K-EY2 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-IH0-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 F-AY1-N-D HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D B-R-IH1-NG HH-IH1-M B-AE1-K


A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?

AH0 F-R-IY1 K-IH0-SH TH-IH1-N D-EY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 HH-AE1 NG-ER0 F-AO1-R HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D


You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?

Y-UW1 Y-OW0 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 D-AH1 Z-N-AA1-T F-AY1-N D-AW1 T-OW2 K-EY1


I will, I will find him.

AY1 W-IH1 L-AY1 W-IH1-L F-AY1-N-D HH-IH1-M


That's right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-M-EY1 D-EH0-K-S P-R-EH1 S-L-IY0 F-AO1-R V-AE1-L K-IH1-L M-ER0 AH0-N D-W-AO1-R-N B-AY1 HH-IH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-IH1-T F-IH1-L-M-F-T B-AE1 T-M-AE2-N F-IH1-L-M HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N


So?


Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here.

W-EH1 L-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 D-UW1 M-AY1 G-UH1-D F-R-EH1-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you Chandler.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Well then we still have a problem.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


With what?


Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies.

W-EH1 L-W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N T-UW1 P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D TH-EH1 R-AO1 L-IY1 DH-ER0 B-AO1 R-IH0 NG-AO1 R-AH0 N-OY1 IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0 K-AE1-N-T-S T-AA1-P-S T-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0-Z


Yeah! It's weird. But the thing is need to find a date.

Y-AE1 IH1-T S-W-IH1-R-D B-AH1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-N-IY1-D T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AH0 D-EY1-T


Phoebe, we're getting


No! No! It's-it's uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-AH1 AH0 R-IY1-L TH-IH1 NG-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AO0-R D-EY1-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 IH1-N T-ER0 N-EH2 T-AH0-N-D P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG Z-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F


What are you guys doing later?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0 NG-L-EY1 T-ER0


Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.

OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-OY1-N T-M-AH0-N-T-S T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 ER0 HH-EH1-R K-AH1-T


I want to see what he wants first.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S F-ER1-S-T


I just found out that Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-AW1-N D-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-EH2 L-IH0 Z-AH0 B-AE1-TH-S D-AE1 D-W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 M-IY1 T-M-IY1


Wait a minute, hold the phone! You're not Elizabeth's dad?!

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T HH-OW1-L-D DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-EH2 L-IH0 Z-AH0 B-AE1-TH-S D-AE1-D


It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.

IH1 T-IH0 T-W-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 AW1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 M-EY1 K-M-IY1 L-UH1-K G-UH1-D


Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]

OW1 R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T SH-IY1 P-L-EY1 F-AH0 L-IY0 R-AH1-B-Z HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T S-AH1-P


Thanks!


Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

JH-AH1-S T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T S-L-IY1-P F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 M-AH1-N-TH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 G-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 D-AA1 T-AH1 V-IH1-NG K-AA1 N-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-OW1 F-AH0 K-UH1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Oh, hi! How are you doing?

OW1 HH-AY1 HH-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.

IH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-AH0 L-IY1-S-S T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-AH1-G SH-AA1-T-S


Thanks for having me over, you guys.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG M-IY1 OW1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


Okay, this is what I'm talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-IY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 L-AE1-N D-W-EH1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AE1-N-S P-IH1-L


Y-You're going?


Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk.

AH1 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AH1 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 T-AO1-K


Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?

AH1 S-OW1 W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UH1-R F-R-AH1 M-AH0 G-EH1-N


Colorado.


Ah, what good are you.


No you're not, you're wondering which cushion it is.

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-Y-UH1 R-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-W-IH1-CH K-UH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z


Okay.


Ah, I-I never should have said what I said.

AA1 IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1-V S-EH1 D-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D


It—y'know what?


It just doesn't matter how I feel.

IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 HH-AW1 AY1 F-IY1-L


I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 W-ER1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 S-OW1 N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG K-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH1 S-AH0-N D-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1 V-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 W-ER1 K-AA1-N M-AH1-N D-IY0 AE1-N D-AE2-N D-N-EH1 V-ER0 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1 N-OW2 K-EY1


Um, I'm not.


Oh, god, I knew it, that I freaked you out.

OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 N-UW1 IH1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 F-R-IY1-K T-Y-UW1 AW1-T


No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1-T F-R-IY1-K T-M-IY1 AW1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG K-UH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH1-S


Really?


Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this.

Y-AE1 S-OW1 P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T F-AY1 ER0 M-IY1 F-AO1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S


Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!

G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M G-EH1 T-Y-EH1 S-N-AA1 T-L-AE1 F-IH0-NG N-AW1 AA1 R-Y-AA1 P-AE1-L


No.


Pass it! Pass it!


He's open!


Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!


Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!

HH-EY1 L-UH1 K-W-ER0 AA1-N DH-AE1-T T-IY1 V-IY1 TH-IH1-NG


Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.

AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S G-R-EY1 T-AA2 P-ER0 T-UW1 N-AH0 T-IY0


Lose the robe.


Me?


No. Really?


Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N HH-UH1 K-IH1 T-AH1-P T-UW1 Y-AO1-R T-IY1 V-IY1


No, no, I'm still working on mine.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M-S T-IH1 L-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AA1-N M-AY1-N


Tiger!  Dragon! Iceberg!!  Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

T-AY1 G-ER0 D-R-AE1 G-AH0 N-AY1-S B-ER0-G JH-OW1 S-AH0-F D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N-S T-AH1 D-IY0 AE1 T-AO1-L L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


Yeah, it was really hard.

Y-AE1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R-D


Then do Iceberg!


G-sharp.


G


What?! I didn't touch a guitar!

W-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-AH1 CH-AH0 G-IH0 T-AA1-R


No, but you're questioning my method!

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH0-NG M-AY1 M-EH1 TH-AH0-D


No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid!  What?!

N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH0 NG-IH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1-T-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-W-AH1-T


Y'know, I, I really don't think we need a canoe.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1


You gotta take the canoe!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1


Your other student, was you!

Y-AO1 R-AH1 DH-ER0-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UW1


We're not throwing it away! I built that canoe!

W-ER0 N-AA1-T TH-R-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 AY1 B-IH1-L-T DH-AE1-T K-AH0 N-UW1


Good for you!!


Right here!


Here!


Okay. Then I guess it's just, wait here then.   Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1 N-AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-W-EY1-T HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-N HH-AY1 AY1 N-IY1 D-W-AH1-N F-EY1-K T-IH1 K-AH0-T T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0-N


Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play

F-AY1 N-Y-UW1 G-OW1 L-ER1-N F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R K-W-AA1 L-AH0 F-AY2 D-IH0-N-S T-R-AH1-K T-ER0 B-AH1-T D-AA1-N-T K-AH1-M K-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 W-EH1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0-S S-IH1 K-AH0-N-D T-AY1 ER0 D-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 P-L-EY1


Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-AH0 P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N-D T-IH1 K-AH0-T


Oh, fine! Take his side!


And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work.  Now come on!

AH0-N-D SH-EY1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1 B-EH1 T-ER0 JH-OW1 IY0 N-IY1-D-Z T-UW1 W-ER1 K-N-AW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Hey!


No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done!  Ahh!

N-OW1 AH0 HH-AH0 HH-AA1 N-AH0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1-V DH-IH1-S B-AE1 K-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 F-AY1-V P-EY1 JH-AH0 Z-AA1-R D-AH1 N-AA1


Hi!


Okay, but this is the last time.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M


With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there.

W-IH1 DH-AH0 CH-IH1-K CH-IH0-K HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-AH0 CH-IH1-K CH-IH0-K DH-EH1-R


I think we do. Why don't we go inside?  Look uh, I know why you're here.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 D-UW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-N S-AY1 D-L-UH1 K-AH1 AY1 N-OW1 W-AY1 Y-UH1-R HH-IY1-R


You do?


Hey.


How's she doing?


Okay.  Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. That's been one heck of a see-saw hasn't it?

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-R-AA1-S TH-AE1-T-S B-IH1 N-W-AH1-N HH-EH1 K-AH1 V-AH0 S-IY1 S-AO2 HH-AE1-S-N T-IH1-T


What?


I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don't you think it's better if we just stayed friends?

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-UH1-K TH-AE1-T HH-AH0 T-W-AH1-N N-AY1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-AE1-N D-AE2-N-D S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 P-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-T B-AH1-T D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S B-EH1 T-ER0 IH1 F-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-EY1-D F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Seriously. What?!


Okay.


Y'know what?


Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.

Y-AE1 B-AH1-T JH-EY1 S-AH0-N Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0-V


Well sensitive is important, pick him.

W-EH1-L S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0 V-IH1 Z-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T P-IH1-K HH-IH1-M


Yeah.


Okay, y'know what? Can I, can I talk now?

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 T-AO1 K-N-AW1


Oh sure.


Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0 AY1 M-EH1-N-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Hi.


I know!


Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.

Y-EH1 S-W-AW1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T HH-AH0 T-W-AA1 Z-IY1 Z-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 G-OW1


Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn't matter.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-AH1 HH-UW1 K-EY1 M-AA1-N T-UW1 HH-UW1 TH-IH1 NG-R-IH1 L-IY0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0


I mean, I think it would've happened either way.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-UH1-D-L-V HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-IY1 DH-ER0 W-EY1


Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-AO1 R-IH0-N B-EH1 D-W-IH1 DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N


Hmph.


It was. It was an amazing night.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG N-AY1-T


And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-L-AY1 K-M-EH1-N T-AH0 L-IH1 M-AH0 JH-AH0 Z-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R B-R-EY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1 K-EH1-L M-AH0-K F-ER1 S-AH0 N-AO1-R DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 Z-IH1 R-AA0-K-S P-L-EY1-S


With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!

W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-EH1 L-AH0 B-AH0-N T-R-IH1 NG-OW1 M-UW2 HH-AA1 W-AH0


I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head.

AY1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M P-AA1-P S-IH0-N T-UW1 Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D


And your like 'Mom, get outta here!'

AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R L-AY1 K-M-AA1-M G-EH1 T-UW1 T-AH0 HH-IY1-R


You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-L-AY1 K-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T P-AA1 S-AH0 B-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-EH1-L S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 N-OW1-S T-AA1 P-W-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG


So it's kinda like, you're, you know.

S-OW1 IH1-T-S K-IH1-N D-AH0 L-AY1 K-Y-UH1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1


You know.... You don't know!


Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?

Y-AO1-R M-AA1 M-Y-AO1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 Y-AO1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R M-AA1 M-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


You said...


Why is Ross doing that?

W-AY1 IH1 Z-R-AA1-S D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


Oh!


Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AY1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 JH-AH1-M P-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-OW1 Z-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


No that's all right. Don't worry about it.

N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Oh what are you kidding? She's gorgeous, it's all Rachel.

OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG SH-EH1-S G-AO1-R JH-AH0 S-IH1-T S-AO1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


I'm sorry, for the last time, why aren't you two together again?

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-AY1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


No, I know.


Yeah! Look!


Which would be fine, except you totally are.

W-IH1 CH-W-UH1-D B-IY1 F-AY1 N-IH0-K S-EH1-P T-Y-UW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AA1-R


It's…it's complicated okay?

IH1-T-S T-IH0-S K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 K-EY2 T-AH0 D-OW2 K-EY1


All right, don't waste it, I mean its still food.

AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N T-W-EY1-S T-IH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S-S T-IH1-L F-UW1-D


Look, we've been together.

L-UH1 K-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Okay?


And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0-N D-N-AW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


It's just if-if we got together again and it didn't work out…I could never do that to Emma.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-IH1 F-IH0 D-W-IY1 G-AA1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N D-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-ER1 K-AW1 T-IY0 K-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T T-UW1 EH1 M-AH0


I mean she-she thinking everything— Oh that's…now me.

AY1 M-IY1-N SH-EH1-SH TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-OW0 M-IY1


Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely    gay stuff!

W-EH1 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D S-AE1-N T-AH0 D-IH1-D S-AH1-M D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 G-EY1-S T-AH1-F


Since Rachel and I we're doing really, we're doing really well right now.

S-IH1-N S-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1


About what?


Right.  Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were fifteen.

R-AY1 T-AO1 R-Y-UW1 M-AY1-T G-EH1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UW1 V-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D S-IH1-N S-Y-UW1 W-ER0 F-IH0-F T-IY1-N


God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have

G-AA1 D-AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1-T HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 L-AH1-V D-R-AY1 V-IH0 NG-AY1 HH-AE1-V


Oh Ross you're so tense! You just gotta relax, okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax

OW1 R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 T-EH1-N S-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-OW2 K-EY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K-S


What-what are you doing?! Are you—Okay that's not funny! Just stop horsing around!

W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-AA1 R-Y-UW0 OW1 K-EY0 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T F-AH1 N-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P HH-AO1-R S-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D


Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

OW1-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T JH-OW1 IY0 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1


Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.

HH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1-S TH-IH1-NG


I was talking to myself! You're going down!

AY1 W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG D-AW1-N


Hey honey! I missed you today!

HH-EY1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 M-IH1-S T-Y-UW1 T-AH0 D-EY1


Oh, yeah?


Yeah.  What d'you wanna do tonight?

Y-AE1 W-AH1-T D-AY1 AW0 W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh, well... Maybe we could...


Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess?

OW1 K-EY1 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-ER1-N M-IY1 AA1-N B-AY1 M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 M-EH1-S


Know your audience!


Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need    to keep your tadpoles in the tank.

B-IH0 S-AY1-D-Z T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-OW1-Z F-ER0 T-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 T-EH1-S-T S-AH0-N D-AH0-N T-IH1-L DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 K-IY1 P-Y-AO1-R T-AE1-D P-OW2-L Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 T-AE1-NG-K


We really need to take those tests?

W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-EY1-K DH-OW1-Z T-EH1-S-T-S


Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-IY1-V B-IH1-N T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 F-AO1 R-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 Y-IH1-R


It's not like we run in the same circles.

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 R-AH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M S-ER1 K-AH0-L-Z


But I don't wanna do it in a cup!

B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1 T-IH0 N-AH0 K-AH1-P


Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.

UW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 T-R-EY1-D S-ER1 K-AH0-L-Z


No. Have you seen David?

N-OW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 S-IY1-N D-EY1 V-IH0-D


So what! As long as he's not wearing a white dress and a veil I don't care.

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1-Z HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0 W-AY1-T D-R-EH1 S-AH0-N D-AH0 V-EY1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R


Okay, I think I need to do some shopping.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M SH-AA1 P-IH0-NG


Minsk?


How ya doin'?


I know where Minsk is.


We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.

W-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 G-R-AE1-N-T TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R Z-AO1 L-IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-AH0-Z P-EY1-D


So when, when do you leave?

S-OW1 W-EH1 N-W-EH1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-IY1-V


January first


You wanted to see me Professor Geller?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 M-IY1 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


Yes. Yes! Please, come in.


Oo-oo!


Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.

P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-R-EY1 T-IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AY1 D-IH1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-AE1 T-AH0 T-UW2-D F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 R-OW1 B-AA2-T


Damn those robots, they're supposed to be our

D-AE1-M DH-OW1 Z-R-OW1 B-AA2-T-S TH-EH1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AW1 ER0


Sorry I'm late, but I left late.

S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 L-EH1-F T-L-EY1-T


Yeah, he doesn't like me.

Y-AE1 HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-AY1 K-M-IY1


So Pheebs, what is the book about?

S-OW1 F-IY1-B Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-UH1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T


knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one!

N-AA1 K-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-R-AY1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IY1 CH-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N


Ohh!


Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 B-AH1 M-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z


I may have to, I hate to do it, but I'm the star!

AY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AY1 HH-EY1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T B-AH1 T-IH1-M DH-AH0-S T-AA1-R


Y'know?


Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know?

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-M-EH1-N T-M-EH2 R-AH0 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1-T S-IH1 K-N-OW0


Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K D-AH1 B-IY0-Z


Joey Tribbiani.


Joe! I'm glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!

JH-OW1 IH1-M G-L-AE1 D-AY1 F-AW1-N D-Y-AA1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-Y-AA1


Wow!


Oh, me too.


I'm kidding.


It's the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

IH1-T-S DH-AH0 L-EH1 D-IH0 N-AH0 S-IH1 R-IY0 Z-M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1-Z


I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!

IH1-M DH-AH0 L-EH1 D-IH0-N M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1-Z


Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!

OW1 G-UH1-D G-AA1 D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 S-OW1 B-AE1-D JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1-S T-IY1 L-IH1-T


What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?

W-AH1 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 S-IH1-N S-W-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-OW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


I'm not crazy about babies. I'm crazy about us.

IH1-M N-AA1-T K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-IH1-M K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1-S


What?


Hi.


Hey, how'd it go?


We're good.


We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.

W-IY1 R-IH1-P-T DH-AE1-T K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0-N-D K-EH1-P-T DH-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH0-Z F-AO1 R-AW0 ER0 S-EH1-L-V-Z


Oh, did you catch him?!


Wh-what did he say?!


He said, "Nice to meet you Glenda."  Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?

HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-N-AY1-S T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 G-L-EH1-N D-AH0 W-EH1 L-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T G-IH1-V HH-IH1-M M-AY1 R-IY1-L N-EY1-M


Why?! Why not?!


Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 S-AO1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 HH-IY1 R-AE1 N-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R


He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned!

HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-IH1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N-D T-AO1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AO1 T-ER0 HH-IY1 AH0 B-AE1-N D-AH0-N-D


It's 6:00.


Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.

W-EH1 L-AY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 T-OW1-L-D HH-IH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 IH0-G Z-EH1 K-Y-AH0 T-ER0 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AH1-V F-R-AE1-N S-AH0 S-W-IH1 L-AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 HH-IH1-M S-OW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IY1-T HH-IH1 M-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1 S-L-EY1 T-ER0


Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.

Y-AE1 R-AE1 CH-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R HH-AE1-N D-L-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1-L


Okay, in about ten seconds you're gonna see him kiss me.

OW2 K-EY1 IH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T T-EH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 HH-IH1-M K-IH1 S-M-IY1


And in about five seconds you're gonna see why.

AH0-N D-IH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AY1-V S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 W-AY1


Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?

R-AA1-S D-IH1 D-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1-M DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-EH1-N-T B-AE1-K P-EY2 K-IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 W-EH1-S T-ER0 N-Y-UH1 R-AH0-P


Okay, get ready to see some beggin'!

OW2 K-EY1 G-EH1 T-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 S-IY1 S-AH1-M B-EH1 G-IH0-N


Oh, you came on to Ross!


What?


Now I'm so happy.


What are you talking about?!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


You used the Europe story!

Y-UW1 Y-UW1-S-T DH-AH0 Y-UH1 R-AH0-P-S T-AO1 R-IY0


That's the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!

TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 JH-IH0-K-S T-AO1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 Z-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K-S


What the hell is this?!


How do


I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!

AY1 HH-ER1 D-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-AY0 R-IY1-N HH-UW1 HH-ER1 D-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M S-AH1-M G-AY1


Some guy!!


All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 N-UW1 K-L-IY0 ER0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 K-AO2-S T-IH1-M DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-M-AE1 N-AA1 N-ER1 TH-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Ken Adams!!


I've got canned goods.


Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?

M-AA1 M-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 K-AO1-L-D DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IY0 M-AY1-N D-M-IY1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 W-EH1-R M-AY1 HH-EH1 R-AH1-P D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 IH1-R Z-AA1-R N-AA1 T-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-IY1 CH-ER0


Excellent hole, Joe.


Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.

HH-AY1 S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1 T-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-AY1-N D-M-AY1 B-EH1 R-IH0-NG-Z


Oh... ok, fine.


But... ehm...


My drinking?


Oh, I must've said that after you left.

OW1 AY1 M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 L-EH1-F-T


Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok,    let's go!!

S-T-AA1 P-IH1-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T HH-IY1 T-AO1-K-S S-L-OW1 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 M-AY1-T P-IY1 F-AE1-S T-OW1 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


I can't believe this! How long as this been going on?

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-AE1-Z DH-IH1-S B-IH1-N G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Well umm, Alexandra has been

W-EH1 L-AH1 M-AE2 L-EH0-G Z-AE1-N D-R-AH0 HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N


Oh, it has a name?


Phoebe, don't get upset!

F-IY1 B-IY0 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-AH1-P S-EH2-T


Okay—Oop! Too late! I'm leaving! Come on Chandler let's go!

OW0 K-IY0 AA1 P-UW2 T-UW1 L-EY1 T-IH1 M-L-IY1 V-IH0-NG K-AH1 M-AA1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


What if I, create a position for you?

W-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-R-IY0 EY1 T-AH0 P-AH0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S G-UH1 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-EH1-L HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D P-UH1-L DH-AH0 K-AO1-R-D


I'd need an expense account.

IH1 D-N-IY1 D-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-AH0 K-AW1-N-T


No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here  is the puncture wound from your ring.

N-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0 G-UH1-D B-OW1-N B-R-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-IH1-Z DH-AH0 P-AH1-NG-K CH-ER0 W-AW1-N-D F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R R-IH1-NG


Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0


Sorry.


I got my s's back!

AY1 G-AA1 T-M-AY1 S-IY1 EH1-N S-IY1 B-AE1-K


They're male nurses.


Not in my head.


Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 DH-EY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH1 S-AW1-T S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 N-AY1 T-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1


Rachel, how did this happen?

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-AW1 D-IH1-D DH-IH1-S HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Where?


At his apartment. Is this juice?

AE1-T HH-IH1 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S JH-UW1-S


Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?

W-OW1 W-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-AH1-M-P-T HH-IH1-M B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 HH-IH1 T-AA1-N F-IY1 B-IY0


Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.

OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 N-OW1 IH1 M-AH0 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-UW1 Z-ER0


I licked my arm, what?


It's breast milk.


Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UH1-R K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 T-OW1-L-D DH-EH1-M DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-W-ER0-S T-IH1-L HH-IY1 R-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 G-EH1 T-AO1-F DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-L G-OW1 D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AE2 F-AH0 T-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M


What is the big deal?


What did you just do?


Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?

OW1 K-EY1 W-UH1-D P-IY1 P-AH0-L-S T-AA1-P D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-R-EH1-S T-M-IH1-L-K


Hello, this is Monica...

HH-AH0 L-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


No!


Oh...


Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.

N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F K-EH1 R-AH0-L-Z B-R-EH1-S-T HH-AE1 D-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-AH0 M-IH1 S-IH0-NG CH-AY1-L D-AA1 N-IH1-T


Aww!


Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new……old sheet?

HH-EY1 F-IY1-B-Z K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R F-IY1 T-AH1 P-AA1-N M-AY1 N-UW1 T-UW2-L-D SH-IY1-T


Oh sure!  Noo!


Ohh!!


My apothecary table!!!

M-AY1 AH0 P-AA1 TH-AH0 K-EH2 R-IY0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L


What?!


Ross, where did you get this?!

R-AA1 S-W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S


Oh my God, Phoebe,


Wow! Oh my God, well if they've ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!

W-AW1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-EH1 L-IH1-F DH-EY1 V-R-IH1-P T-AO1 F-AW1 ER0 T-EY1 B-AH0 L-AW1 ER0 Z-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-W-AH1 N-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Well this doesn't even smell like opium.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1-S D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N S-M-EH1-L L-AY1 K-OW1 P-IY0 AH0-M


Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-N-AA1 T-IH1-T S-M-EH1-L Z-L-AY1 K-W-AY1 N-W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1-S P-IH1-L D-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R R-EH1 K-IH0-NG M-AY1 SH-IY1-T B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


How is she?


It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.

IH1-T-S T-UW1 S-UW1-N T-UW1 T-EH1-L SH-EH1 S-R-EH1-S T-IH0 NG-W-IH1 CH-IH1 Z-AH0 G-UH1-D S-AY1-N


How's the hair?


I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good.

IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AY1 T-UW1 Y-UW1 R-AA1 S-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-UH1-K G-UH1-D


Well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.

W-EH1-L G-EH1 T-R-IH1 D-AH1-V HH-ER0 AH0-B S-EH1 S-IH0 V-AH0-N-D SH-R-IH1-L


Can we see her?


Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.

Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-R L-UH1-K-S T-UW1 G-UH1 D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-AH0-P S-EH1-T HH-ER0 R-AA1 S-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH0-N


How're you doing?


Nice to meet you too.


Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.

R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R B-IY1 IH0-NG S-IH1 L-IY0 AY1-V T-R-AY1 D-IH1 T-IH1-T S-N-OW1 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1-S T-IH1-T


That would be no.


Come on. It doesn't taste bad.

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T T-EY1-S-T B-AE1-D


I'll be right with you.


Cantaloupe juice.


Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.

JH-AH1-S T-Y-AO1-R R-AH2 N-OW0-F TH-EH1 M-AH0-S TH-ER1 D-N-IH1 P-AH0-L


You've tasted it? You've tasted it.

Y-UW1-V T-EY1-S T-AH0 D-IH1 T-Y-UW1-V T-EY1-S T-AH0 D-IH1-T


Uh huh.


Oh, you've tasted it.


Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.

JH-AH1-S-T SH-OW1 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 M-AY1 R-OW2 N-AH0-F T-AO1 R-IH0-NG TH-AH0-L M-IH0-F TH-ER1 D-N-IH1 P-AH0-L


Gimme the bottle.  Gimme the towel.

G-IH1 M-IY0 DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0-L G-IH1 M-IY0 DH-AH0 T-AW1 AH0-L


I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.

AY1-S T-IH1-L D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-W-AY1 G-R-EH1 G-AH0-N-D JH-EH1 N-IY0 W-UH1-D G-IH1 V-AH1 S-AH0 F-EY1 K-N-AH1-M B-ER0


First of all, it's on your ass.

F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-IH1-T S-AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-AE1-S


Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.

OW2 K-EY1 M-EY1 B-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L G-IH1 V-AW1-T F-EY1 K-N-AH1-M B-ER0-Z B-AH1-T DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T G-IH1 V-AW1-T F-EY1 K-N-EY1-M-Z


Wait a minute, hold it.  Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T HH-OW1-L D-IH1-T JH-AA1-N S-AH0 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


I'm with Hamilton!


I still don't get it, we didn't do anything wrong.

AY1-S T-IH1-L D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-IH1 T-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-AO1-NG


I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.

AY1 N-OW1 AO2-L DH-OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1-D T-EH1 L-AE1 N-AA1 F-AH0-L L-AA1 T-AH1-V JH-OW1-K-S


I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!

AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-OW1-Z JH-OW1-K S-W-ER0 F-AH1 N-IY0 JH-OW1-K JH-OW1-K JH-OW1-K


Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah!


Well maybe it was all of your questions.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


I studied for a year in Barcelona.

AY1-S T-AH1 D-IY0-D F-AO1 R-AH0 Y-IH1 R-IH0-N B-AA2-R S-IH0 L-OW1 N-AH0


Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AH1-M S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH1 M-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-AY1 K-IH0-NG


Oh, I'll get it.


Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.

W-AW1 AY1 Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 G-ER1 L-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EH1 T-ER0 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 L-EH1-T HH-ER0-S P-UW1-N M-IY1


Relax, it's not like we're forking.

R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-W-ER0 F-AO1-R K-IH0-NG


Oh we-we didn't.


Hey!


Hello.


Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It's so beautiful.

OW1 UW1 OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-T-S S-OW1 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L


I know!!!


So, I'm here, ready to play.

S-OW1 IH1-M HH-IY1-R R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 P-L-EY1


Oh. Well then shut me up.

OW1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N SH-AH1 T-M-IY1 AH1-P


I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha.

AY1 B-R-AO1 T-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V-S T-AH1-F F-AO1-R DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S S-OW1 CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T HH-AA1 HH-AH0


What's this?


That's a dog, every house should have a dog.

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 D-AO1 G-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 HH-AW1-S SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 D-AO1-G


Not one that can pee on the roof.

N-AA1 T-W-AH1-N DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N P-IY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 R-UW1-F


Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-T-S S-OW1 B-IH1-G B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 HH-AW1 S-W-AA1-Z B-IH1-L T-AA1 N-R-EY2 D-IY0 OW0 AE1-K T-IH0 V-W-EY1-S-T


And is this in case the house sneezes?

AH0-N D-IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH0-N K-EY1-S DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S S-N-IY1 Z-IH0-Z


No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.

N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 G-OW1-S-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 AE1 T-IH0-K


Dear Ms. Buffay.


Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T DH-AH0 HH-AW1 S-W-AA1-Z B-IH1-L T-AA1 N-R-EY2 D-IY0 OW0 AE1-K T-IH0 V-W-EY1-S T-AH0-N D-AE1 N-EY1-N CH-AH0-N T-IH1-N D-IY0 AH0-N B-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-L G-R-AW1-N-D DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V K-R-EH1 D-AH0 T-AH0 D-Y-AO1 R-AH0 K-AW1-N T-W-IH1-DH F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-IY1 AA1-R S-OW1 M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 W-IY1 B-OW1-TH HH-AE1-V K-AA1 P-IY0 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0


I need to talk to you!


Sure, what's up?


All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1-T CH-EY1-N-JH D-IH0-N TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N B-IY1 AH0 L-OW1 N-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 G-OW1 F-AO1 R-IH1-T


Please, I'm not going for anything.

P-L-IY1 Z-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Well, if you don't, I will.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 W-IH1-L


Would you please go?


Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!

HH-EY1 G-AY1-Z G-AY1-Z D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-IY1 M-AY1 N-UW1 CH-AY1 N-AH0 K-AE1 B-AH0 N-AH0-T


Uh-huh.


Very good,  so good.


Ooohhhh!!


And, and!


Ahhhh!!


Hey, my Father's house does that!

HH-EY1 M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0-Z HH-AW1-S D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T


O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.

UW1 K-AA2 K-IY0 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 R-AW1-N D-AH1-V D-EY1 K-W-IH2-R-Z


Remember, a virgin for me please.

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH0 V-ER1 JH-IH0-N F-AO1-R M-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z


Emma!  See? I don't want it.

EH1 M-AH0 S-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-IH1-T


Ahh, come on! Y'know what—y'know what, I think I'm just gonna go home and call Kathy.

AA1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IY0 K-AW0 N-W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D K-AO1-L K-AE1 TH-IY0


Well, if you think it will help.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-IH1-L HH-EH1-L-P


It's clearly an Emma.


Oh honey, but you love that name.

OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 L-AH1-V DH-AE1 T-N-EY1-M


Yeah, but I love you more.


Besides y'know, nothing goes with Bing.

B-IH0 S-AY1-D Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG G-OW1 Z-W-IH1-DH B-IH1-NG


So I'm screwed.


Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, "Quack, quack!" I'm happy all the time!

OW1 HH-OW0 IH1 M-AH0 D-AH1 K-AY1 G-OW1 K-W-AE1-K K-W-AE1 K-IH1-M HH-AE1 P-IY0 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Nice try.


Wait, wait, wait!


Look, Monica


You don't?  Well, that's the difference between a professional and a layman.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AH0 L-EY1 M-AH0-N


That and arrogance.


I bet this will work!


Hey! How was sailing?


What?


You said you loved me! I can't believe this!

Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AH1-V D-M-IY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S


When? Today? Some, not a lot.

W-EH1-N T-AH0 D-EY1 S-AH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1-T


You love me!


No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T


Hello Greg?


Yeah! Once.


Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5…   That is their old number!

L-IH1 S-AH0-N DH-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 G-EY1 V-M-IY1 EY1-T HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 T-UW1 F-AY1-V DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-OW1-L D-N-AH1-M B-ER0


Jenny's been giving it out since they moved!

JH-EH1 N-IY0-Z B-IH1-N G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AW1-T S-IH1-N-S DH-EY1 M-UW1-V-D


Jenny! That is so Jenny!

JH-EH1 N-IY0 DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 JH-EH1 N-IY0


Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together?

HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1-M HH-AW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-EH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


So you're playing a little

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


Okay, how about Sunday?

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-N D-EY2


Okay umm, the week after that?

OW2 K-EY1 AH1-M DH-AH0 W-IY1 K-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AE1-T


The week after that?


Y'know what Greg?


We are good, interesting, funny people with

W-IY1 AA1-R G-UH1 D-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-IH1-DH


Hey Chandler! Y'know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?

HH-EY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-W-IH1-DH HH-UW1 HH-OW0 B-IH0 K-EY1 M-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 D-ER0 EH1-K T-ER0


Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

OW1 Y-AE1 D-EY1 N-AH0 K-IY1-S T-OW2-N SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N M-AY1 M-UW1 V-M-AH0-N-T K-L-AE1-S


What's a Movement class?

W-AH0-T S-AH0 M-UW1 V-M-AH0-N-T K-L-AE1-S


Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1-K HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-ER1-T DH-EH1 M-R-AY1-T


Oh well listen, anyway she's directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!

OW1 W-EH1-L L-IH1 S-AH0 N-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 SH-EH1-S D-ER0 EH1-K T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-UW1 AE1-L P-AH0 S-IY1 N-OW0 M-UW1 V-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-IY1 AE1 N-AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


I didn't wanna leave him alone.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 L-IY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 L-OW1-N


Alright?


We- we had our first fight this morning.

W-IY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AW1 ER0 F-ER1-S-T F-AY1-T DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


You really think so?


Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!

AH1-G HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0 N-AE1-S-K DH-AE1-T K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N


Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the

R-AA1-S G-EH1 T-AH0 SH-AA1 T-AH1-V DH-IH1-S HH-IY1-Z K-AE1 R-IY0 IH0 NG-AE1 N-IH1 SH-UW0 AH1-V DH-AH0


This one doesn't hurt either—Ooh, yes it does!

DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-ER1 T-AY1 TH-ER0 OW0 Y-EH1 S-IH1-T D-AH1-Z


Ow!


Ooh!


Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.

OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T


Uh, may I help you?


Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye!  Hi!

Y-AE1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 OW2 K-EY1 B-AY1 HH-AY1


Hi!


Oh, honey, don't worry. She's gonna make it on time.

OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AA1-N T-AY1-M


Oh-ho-kay, I'm talking to the king.

OW2 HH-AH0 HH-OW1 K-IY0 IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-IH1-NG


I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.

AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 S-EH1 T-AH1-P DH-AH0 V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AH0-N D-IH0-N T-AY1-S JH-OW1 IY0


But sadly I could not be enticed.

B-AH1-T S-AE1 D-L-IY0 AY1 K-UH1 D-N-AA1-T B-IY1 IH0-N T-AY1-S-T


Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!

AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-EH1-P-T JH-OY1 Z-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2 R-W-AY1 W-AY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

IH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-M D-IH0-S G-AH1-S T-IH0 NG-AY1-S T-AO1-K G-AY1 Z-AH0-N-D K-IY1-P DH-EH1 R-AH1-N D-ER0 P-AE2-N-T-S


Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not.

W-EH1 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 V-AO1-L L-ER1 N-IH0-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-UW1-Z D-IH0-S G-AH1-S T-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D HH-UW1 Z-N-AA1-T


Eh?


Yeah.


My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.

M-AY1 D-AE1-D S-EH1 Z-IH1 F-AY1-S P-EH1-N D-AE1 Z-M-AH1-CH T-AY1-M HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M K-L-IY1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-AE1 Z-AY1 D-UW1 D-EY1 D-R-IY2 M-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 T-ER0-S P-EY1-S HH-EH1-D B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 AH0 F-AO1-R D-AH0 T-R-IH1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-AA1 ZH-M-AH0 HH-AA1-L


I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-L-IY1 N-AH0 HH-OW1-L L-AA1 T-AH1 V-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T-S T-UW1 G-OW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 IH1-N D-IY0 AH0


Well, what period is it from?

W-EH1 L-W-AH1-T P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 D-IH1 Z-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M


Oh. Look, just friends, I won't grope you. I promise.

OW1 L-UH1-K JH-AH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AY1 W-OW1-N-T G-R-OW1 P-Y-UW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S


Yes, yes I do.


God, oh it's just perfect!

G-AA1 D-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T


I bet it has a great story behind it too.

AY1 B-EH1 T-IH1-T HH-AE1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0 B-IH0 HH-AY1-N D-IH1-T T-UW1


Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains.

Y-EH1-S DH-AE1 T-AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-R-AH1 M-W-AY1-T P-L-EY1-N-Z


Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for?

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-AO1-R


It's not a real game! I made it up!

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 R-IY1-L G-EY1 M-AY1 M-EY1 D-IH1 T-AH1-P


Huh?


I don't know.


I, umm, shut up!


"Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk." You just wrote this!

G-UH2-D B-AY1 F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-ER1 S-AH0 L-AH0 IH1-L M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 P-IY1 EH1 S-Y-AO1-R M-AA1 M-L-IH1-V Z-IH0-N M-AA1-N T-AW0 K-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-R-OW1-T DH-IH1-S


But y'know what?


Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.

D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-ER0 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Why?


Rachel, it's going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 M-UW1 V-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


But I


No. No. No. She lives on the

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 SH-IY1 L-IH1-V Z-AA1-N DH-AH0


And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway.

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0-S T-EH1 R-W-EY2


You've been counting wrong.

Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N K-AW1-N T-IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


It is? Really?


Yeah, sweetie.


I mean we're not, we're not gonna live together anymore?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-ER0 N-AA1 T-W-ER0 N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AY1-V T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


No.


What? Oh my God! I'm gonna miss you so much!

W-AH1 T-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


I'm gonna miss you!


I mean it's the end of an era!

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1 V-AE1 N-EH1 R-AH0


I know!


also I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.

AO1-L S-OW0 AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 P-OY1-N-T P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AA1-N M-AY1 K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0-Z T-R-AE0-N Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 K-EH1-L N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AY1-V T-UW1 G-R-EY1 N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V S-IH1-K-S S-IH1-S T-AH0-M


You must've had your hands full.

Y-UW1 M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 HH-AE1 D-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D-Z F-UH1-L


That I did. That I did.

DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D


So let's talk a little bit about your duties.

S-OW1 L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R D-UW1 T-IY0-Z


My duties?  All right.


Now you'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties.

N-AW1 Y-UW1-L B-IY1 HH-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 HH-OW1-L D-IH0 V-IH1 ZH-AH0-N S-OW1 Y-UW1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V D-UW1 T-IY0-Z


I see.


But there'll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-AH0-L B-IY1 P-ER0 HH-AE1-P-S TH-ER1 D-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH1-N D-ER0 Y-UW1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-AH1-M P-AH0 S-ER1 T-AH0 N-AH0 M-AW1-N T-AA1-N DH-EH1-M


Good to know.


We can go into detail

W-IY1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 D-IH0 T-EY1-L


Really?!


Absolutely.  You can relax

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-R-IH0 L-AE1-K-S


But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?

B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N HH-UW1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-R-AH0 S-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-L-AE1-S T-M-AH1-N-TH


You know? Forget it!


No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?

N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 HH-UW1 HH-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Ok!


All right, well...


Yeah, sure!


Hey, Mon.


Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.

HH-EY1 HH-IY2 AH0 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-IY1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T S-AH1-K-S


Do I ever.


Chris says they're closing down the bar.

K-R-IH1-S S-EH1-Z TH-EH1-R K-L-OW1 Z-IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-AH0 B-AA1-R


No way!


Yeah, apparently they're turning it into some kinda coffee place.

Y-AE1 AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 TH-EH1-R T-ER1 N-IH0 NG-IH1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 S-AH1-M K-IH1-N D-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?

JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1 F-IY0 W-EH1 R-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-N-AW1


Got me.


Can I get a beer.


Hey, did you pick a roommate?

HH-EY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T


You betcha!


Is it the Italian guy?

IH1 Z-IH1-T DH-AH0 IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N G-AY1


Um-mm, yeah right!


Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D P-UH1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


What, what, what?!


What?!


He was with her when he wrote this poem.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 R-OW1-T DH-IH1-S P-OW1 AH0-M


Look,  'My vessel so empty with nothing inside.

L-UH1 K-M-AY1 V-EH1 S-AH0-L S-OW1 EH1-M-P T-IY0 W-IH1 DH-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH0-N S-AY1-D


Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.'

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1-V T-AH1-CH T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 M-EH1-M-P T-IY0 ER0-S T-IH1-L


He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!

HH-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1 Z-EH1-M-P T-IY0 SH-IY1 IH1-Z DH-AH0 EH1-M-P T-IY0 V-EY1-S


Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too.

OW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 OW1 G-AA1 D-OW1 SH-IY1 S-IY1-M-D S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 T-UW1


Done.


Hey!


What are you doing here?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I...

AA1 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1-S B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-AA1-N M-AY1 P-EY1 P-ER0 R-UW1-T S-OW1 AY1


Oh.


Hi.


How'd did it go?


Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn't shut up.

OW1 W-EH1-L DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 D-W-IH1 DH-W-AA1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 T-AH1-F B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 TH-AE1-NG-K G-AA1 D-M-AA1-R-K K-OW1-CH T-M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-AH1-N S-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 F-AO1-L L-AY1-N SH-IY1 G-AA1 T-AO1-L HH-AE1 P-IY0 AH0-N D-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T SH-AH1 T-AH1-P


I'm so proud of you.


Me too!


Listen, I'm ah, I'm sorry I've been so crazy and jealous and, it's just that I like you a lot, so...

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1 M-AA1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1-V B-IH1-N S-OW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0-N-D JH-EH1 L-AH0 S-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AH0 L-AA1-T S-OW1


I know.


Yeah.


Ameri-can.


Ameri-can. Y'know it's a

AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T S-AH0


Everybody!!


Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!

G-UH1-D JH-AA1-B JH-OW1 W-EH1-L D-AH1-N T-AA1 P-N-AA1-CH


You liked it? You really liked it?

Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-IH1 T-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K T-IH1-T


Oh-ho-ho, yeah!


Which part exactly?

W-IH1-CH P-AA1-R T-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0


The whole thing! Can we go?

DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L TH-IH1-NG K-AE1 N-W-IY1 G-OW1


Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 S-AH1-M-S P-IH0 S-IH1 F-IH0-K-S


I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!

AY1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0-S P-IH0 S-IH1 F-IH0-K-S DH-AH0-S P-IH0 S-IH1 F-IH0-K S-W-ER0 DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T P-AA1-R-T


Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?

HH-EY1 W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 S-IY1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 K-AE2-NG G-ER0 UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T P-AA1-R-T


I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

AY1 W-AA1-Z S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z-D T-UW1 S-IY1 AH0 K-AE2-NG G-ER0 UW1 IH0 N-AH0 W-ER1-L D-W-AO1 R-AY1 EH1 P-IH0-K


You fell asleep!!


There was no kangaroo!

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-N-OW1 K-AE2-NG G-ER0 UW1


They didn't take any of my suggestions!

DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-M-AY1 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


That's for coming buddy.

TH-AE1-T-S F-AO1-R K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AH1 D-IY0


I'll see you later.


Don't go!


I'm sorry.


I'm so sorry!


Look!


This guy fell asleep!


He fell asleep too!


Be mad at him!


Or, call an ambulance.

AO1-R K-AO1 L-AE1 N-AE1-M B-Y-AH0 L-AH0-N-S


Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L SH-IY1 M-EH1-S T-AH1-P HH-ER0 D-IH0 Z-ER1-T


What?! What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!

W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-W-IH1 DH-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 IH1-T-S TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG N-AA1 T-AH0-N T-R-W-EY2-D


Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 T-IH1 Z-M-AY1 D-AY1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-SH T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG


See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity

S-IY1 IH1 F-IH1-M N-AA1-T B-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG DH-EH1-N M-AY1-S P-IH1 R-AH0 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-AA1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 N-EH1 DH-ER0 W-ER1-L-D F-AO1 R-AO1 L-IH0 T-ER1 N-AH0 T-IY0


Okay, that's enough honey!

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-IH0 N-AH1-F HH-AH1 N-IY0


I don't know.  Let me see the ring.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


Great! Okay, here.


All right.


What've you been up to?


Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much.

OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0-L T-IY1 CH-IH0 NG-ER0 OW1 B-IH0-K-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 IH0 NG-W-EY1 T-UW1 M-AH1-CH


Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.

OW1 AH0-N D-IH0-N K-EY1 S-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0-NG DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R M-AY1 L-EH1-G Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 N-UW1 JH-EY1-M-Z B-AA1-N-D P-OW1-S T-ER0


Can you hold on a moment? I have another call.  I love her.

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 K-AO1 L-AY1 L-AH1-V HH-ER0


I know.


I'm back.


So, are we gonna get together or what?

S-OW1 AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AO1 R-W-AH1-T


Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?

AH1 M-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AH1 HH-AW1 B-AW1-T T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH1 S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L P-ER1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 V-IH1 L-AH0-JH S-EY1 F-AY1 V-IH0-SH


Great, I'll see you then.


Ok.  Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 F-OW1-N HH-AE1-Z F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 P-EY1 D-AO1-F


Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "Hey, you're not Bob."

IY1 V-IH0-N DH-OW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 G-UH1-D B-AA1 B-IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 N-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 S-IY1 Z-Y-UW1 T-AA1 M-ER0 OW2 SH-EH1-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z HH-EY1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T B-AA1-B


I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.

IH1-M HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-N B-AA1-B D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T SH-OW1 AH1-P SH-IY1 W-IH1-L S-IY1-K K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 OW1 P-AH0 N-AA1-R-M Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-AY1-S T-R-EY1-N JH-ER0 AE1-T DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Oh my god. You are pure evil.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 AA1-R P-Y-UH1 R-IY1 V-AH0-L


Ok, pure evil , horny and alone . I've done this

OW1 K-EY1 P-Y-UH1 R-IY1 V-AH0-L HH-AO1-R N-IY0 AH0-N D-AH0 L-OW1 N-AY1-V D-AH1-N DH-IH1-S


Nobody!


Nobody respects the bucket!

N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T-S DH-AH0 B-AH1 K-AH0-T


You wouldn't believe what people put in here!

Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-AH1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L P-UH1 T-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Look!


Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?

OW2 K-EY1 D-AH1-Z DH-IH1 S-L-UH1 K-L-AY1 K-AH0 G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH K-AE1-N T-UW1 Y-UW1


No.


This is my wedding.


All right, y'know what? We really are late! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AA1-R L-EY1 T-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.

F-AY1 N-Y-UW2 L-AY1 AH0 L-W-AA1 CH-IH1 T-AA1-N V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K


Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.

HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 F-OW1 B-OW0 F-AH0 B-IY1 D-OW0 F-EY1 B-OW0 B-OW0


Thank you.


All right, let's go! Bye, Pheebs!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 B-AY1 F-IY1-B-Z


Bye, Pheebs!


London baby!!


Oh, do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything!

OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-AH0 HH-AH1 G-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Hey!


That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now?

TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1-T B-AH1-T SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 B-IY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 T-OY1 L-AH0 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


What?!


What's wrong with you?


Nothing!


But um, I don't think it's anything serious.

B-AH1 T-AH1 M-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you go to the doctor!

DH-IH1-S S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 HH-ER1 N-IY0 AH0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-OY1 AH0 Y-UW2 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0


That's a hernia.


Why did I have to start working out again?  Damn you 15s!

W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N D-AE1 M-Y-UW1 F-IH0-F T-IY1 N-EH1-S


I love your place! Where is this guy from?

AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R P-L-EY1 S-W-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S G-AY1 F-R-AH1-M


Uh that's an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.

AH1 TH-AE1-T S-AE1 N-EY0 T-IY1-N-TH S-EH1-N CH-ER0 IY0 IH1-N D-IY0 AH0 N-AA1-R T-AH0 F-AE2-K-T F-R-AH1-M K-AE2-L K-AH1 T-AH0


Oh wow! So, you're more than just dinosaurs.

OW1 W-AW1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R-Z


So much more.


Well, well to sum up, we're having fun, you look young.

W-EH1 L-W-EH1-L T-UW1 S-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-Y-AH1-NG


Okay


But that's not enough. So… So…here's a key to my apartment.

B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F S-OW1 S-OW0 HH-IH1-R Z-AH0 K-IY1 T-UW1 M-AY1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Really?!


Really.


You don't think this is too fast.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 F-AE1-S-T


Get Out!


Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?

R-AA1-S K-AE1 N-AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Yes, please!  So, what's going on?

Y-EH1-S P-L-IY1-Z S-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.

AH1 W-EH1-L JH-OW1 IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 B-R-OW1 K-AH1-P


Oh my God, wh-what happened?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-UW1 HH-AH0-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!

JH-OW1 IY0 IH1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T G-AY1 B-AH1 T-W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-AY1 M-IY1-N D-UH1 R-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R-S P-IY1-CH HH-IY1 K-EH1-P T-L-AE1 F-IH0 NG-AE1-T HH-OW1 M-OW0 IH0 R-EH1-K T-AH0-S


I knew that was him!


Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T


Hey, you ok?


I guess.


There was hum...  there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey.

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z HH-AH1-M DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z T-AY1-M T-UW1 EH1-N D-IH1 T-W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0


I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone  else.

AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D T-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.

OW1 K-EY1 G-EH1 L-ER0 L-AE1-S-T D-EY1 AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AA1-N F-ER0 AH0-N S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-IY1 N-OW2-T-S P-IY1 K-ER0


Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.

OW1 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 K-L-ER1 K-W-ER0 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1 V-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0-N HH-IY1-R


Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?

Y-AE1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z JH-AH1-S-T TH-R-OW1 HH-IH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-UW1-L L-EY1 T-ER0


Or we could throw you both in

AO1 R-W-IY1 K-UH1-D TH-R-OW1 Y-UW1 B-OW1 TH-IH0-N


Ok, gentlemen!


Please!


Aren't we a little old for this?

AA1 R-AH0-N T-W-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-OW1-L-D F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S


I mean, we're scientists, right?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-ER0 S-AY1 AH0-N T-IH0-S-T S-R-AY1-T


We're academics.


And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first.

AH0-N D-M-OW1-S T-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-L-IY0 AY1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 W-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AE1 CH-AH1-S F-ER1-S-T


GO, GO, GO!


Go, go, go!


Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!

OW1 Y-AE1 N-AW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 AH1-N D-ER0 DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-T


Oy!!


What's with all this sand?

W-AH0-T S-W-IH1 DH-AO1-L DH-IH1-S S-AE1-N-D


Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.

OW1 Y-AE1 B-AA1-B S-EH1-D DH-EH1-R M-AY1-T B-IY1 F-L-AH1-D D-AE1 M-AH0-JH


Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.

Y-AE1 IY1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AO1-R HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH1-G K-AE1-T


Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.

OW2 K-EY1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T B-L-AY1-N-D G-AY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-AE1-SH HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-IH0 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.

OW1 AH1-M M-AY1 B-IH1-G S-IY1 N-IH1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P B-IH1-G S-IY1-N K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P


If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

IH1 F-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D B-IH1 G-L-AY1 M-AH0 B-IY1-N B-AH1 B-AH0 L-IH0 NG-AH1 P-W-UH1-D SH-IY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S


Rach? What are you doing?

R-AE1 CH-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


It's a diaper commercial.

IH1-T S-AH0 D-AY1 P-ER0 K-AH0 M-ER1 SH-AH0-L


Pizza delivery!


I'll get it! I will get that!

IH1-L G-EH1 T-IH1 T-AY1 W-IH1-L G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T


Hi!


Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 IY1 T-AO1 R-AH1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-W-IY1 K-AE1-N TH-R-OW1 DH-IH1-S B-AO1-L B-AE1 K-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R-TH HH-AH1


Uhh, the ball thing.


Yeah?