Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D T-EY1-K HH-ER0 B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 EY0 T-IY1-N N-AY1-N T-IY0 Z-W-EH1-N DH-AE1-T F-R-EY1 Z-W-AA1 Z-L-AE1-S T-Y-UW1-S-T


Hello.


Um uh…We're-we're just having this baby together but uh, uh that's all.

AH1 M-UW2 V-W-ER0 IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 B-AH1 T-AH1 AH1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L


I know!!!


You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.

Y-UW1 K-IH1-S T-M-AY1 B-EH1-S T-R-AA1 S-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH0 F-EH1-K-T


O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-IH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


Really stupid.


And I don't even know how it happened.

AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 HH-AW1 IH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-IH1 T-W-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-AH0 G-EH1-N


Yeah. No. No...


No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.

N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 G-OW1-S-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 AE1 T-IH0-K


Hey, Pheebs.


You're kidding.


Thank you for calling attention to our error.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R K-AO1 L-IH0 NG-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N T-UW1 AW1 ER0 EH1 R-ER0


We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V K-R-EH1 D-AH0 T-AH0 D-Y-AO1 R-AH0 K-AW1-N T-W-IH1-DH F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this-  -

W-ER0 S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 IH2-N K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N S-AH0-N-D HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 L-AE0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-IH1-S


I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one.

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T DH-AE1-T K-R-IY1-P DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AA1-N DH-AE1-T D-EY1 T-W-IH1-DH G-OW1-Z T-UW1 DH-EH1-R S-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AH0 N-UW1 W-AH1-N


I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store

AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AH0 N-UW1 V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0-S T-AO1 R-AH0 N-UW1 B-AE1-NG K-AH0 N-UW1 AH0 D-AH1-L-T B-UH1-K-S T-AO2 R-AH0 N-UW1 G-R-OW1 S-ER0 IY0-S T-AO1-R


What?!


Yeah? The work problem?


The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that's what they gave me?

DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 V-ER2-S S-EH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-S G-AY1 AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1-T DH-EY1 G-EY1 V-M-IY1


Well, if you don't, I will.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 W-IH1-L


Oh that's not important. The point is, I really—I think everything's gonna be okay.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 P-OY1-N T-IH1 Z-AY1 R-IY0 AO1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


Okay, I've got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH1-N Z-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1-T DH-EH1 M-IH0-N HH-ER0 P-AE1-N T-IY0-Z


Oh, you didn't have to come in with me.

OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like

AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EH1-R DH-EY1 G-EH1 T-AW1-T-S T-EY1-N Z-OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K


Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s… Wow!

OW1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 D-R-AA1-P T-EH1 S-W-AW1


Ooohhhh!!


I'm sorry, it's just that you're so incredibly beautiful.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-L-IY0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L


Oh yeah well, I'm sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T T-UW1 B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1


I hope you don't think I'm crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?

AY1 HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 W-AA1 Z-M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 P-IH1-K DH-IH1 S-AH1-P D-UW1 Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH0-N DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG


O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.

UW1 K-AA2 K-IY0 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 R-AW1-N D-AH1-V D-EY1 K-W-IH2-R-Z


I-I-I'd love to. Let me just tell my friend.

AY1 AH0 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D


Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?

UW1 AE1 N-IH1-NG-K-S T-EY1-N HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 W-AA1-CH HH-AW1 Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


Ahh, come on! Y'know what—y'know what, I think I'm just gonna go home and call Kathy.

AA1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IY0 K-AW0 N-W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D K-AO1-L K-AE1 TH-IY0


Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-S T-AA1-P TH-R-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T S-OW1 HH-AA1-R D-W-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M T-IY1-M


Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?

F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 Z-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0-Z


That's right baby.


All right, let me in.


You should! How is she?


Ohhh!!


Oh yeah, that's right!


I'm not a dropper!


Look, Monica


It's throwing and catching!

IH1-T-S TH-R-OW1 IH0 NG-AH0-N-D K-AE1 CH-IH0-NG


All right.


Oh! Oh! That's so hard.


Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!

W-OW1 HH-OW1 AH0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 K-AE1-T


What?


I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!

AY1 G-IH1 V-AH1 P-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG


Baking it didn't help, huh?

B-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-EH1-L-P HH-AH1


Uh, you've had a lot of sex right?

AH1 Y-UW1-V HH-AE1 D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V S-EH1-K S-R-AY1-T


Or not. Uh, Rach, why don't you just move in with me?

AO1-R N-AA1 T-AH1 R-AE1 CH-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1 V-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!


No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It's okay, I mean I—look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday's thing, but we don't have to do that!

N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW0 D-IY2 N-AA1 N-OW0 IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 L-AH0 K-AO2-R R-AE1 CH-AY1 N-OW1 AY1-S K-EH1-R D-Y-UW1 AO1 F-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L N-EY1 K-AH0-D TH-ER1-Z D-EY0-Z TH-IH1-NG B-AH1 T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Don't worry about that man, that happens.

D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-M-AE1-N DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z


Thursday's clearly not good for ya, pick a day!

TH-ER1-Z D-EY0-Z K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 N-AA1-T G-UH1-D F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 P-IH1 K-AH0 D-EY1


So that's two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you.

S-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S T-UW1 B-AA1-K S-AH0 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 M-AH0 K-AA1 R-AH0-N Z-AA1-N B-IH0 HH-AE1 F-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-R-AW1-N B-ER1-D Z-AH1 V-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 AY1 S-AH0 L-UW1 T-Y-UW1


Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.

JH-AH1-S T-AH0 D-M-IH1 T-IH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 B-AE1-K HH-AE2-N-D


Jenny's been giving it out since they moved!

JH-EH1 N-IY0-Z B-IH1-N G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AW1-T S-IH1-N-S DH-EY1 M-UW1-V-D


Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.

SH-IY1-L D-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R F-EY1 S-AH0-N-D SH-R-IY1 K-IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-AH0 G-ER1 L-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AE1-K HH-AE2-N-D


Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together?

HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1-M HH-AW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-EH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


So you're playing a little

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


Okay, how about Sunday?

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-N D-EY2


Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

Y-AE1 S-OW1 AH1 S-OW1 AH1 W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 D-IY1 L-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S F-AA1 DH-ER0 G-AY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-F S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-W-AA1-Z HH-AE1 V-IH0-N M-AY1 B-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-IH1 D-W-AA1 N-AH0 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.

HH-EY1 N-IH1-K F-AE1 N-AE1 M-AY1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R V-Y-UW1 Z-AA1-N F-AA1 DH-ER0 HH-UH2 D-AH1 N-OW1


Ok, look, maybe I should just go.

OW1 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1


We are good, interesting, funny people with

W-IY1 AA1-R G-UH1 D-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-IH1-DH


Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?

G-UH1 D-L-AH1 K-AH0-N D-AH1 T-EY1-K K-EH1-R HH-AH1


Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

OW1 Y-AE1 D-EY1 N-AH0 K-IY1-S T-OW2-N SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N M-AY1 M-UW1 V-M-AH0-N-T K-L-AE1-S


What's a Movement class?

W-AH0-T S-AH0 M-UW1 V-M-AH0-N-T K-L-AE1-S


Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1-K HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-ER1-T DH-EH1 M-R-AY1-T


It isn't.


I didn't wanna leave him alone.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 L-IY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 L-OW1-N


We- we had our first fight this morning.

W-IY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AW1 ER0 F-ER1-S-T F-AY1-T DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


It's a great class.


I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...

AY1 S-EH1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 HH-IY1 TH-R-UW1 S-AH1-M F-IY1 S-IH0-Z


Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 W-ER1 K-L-EY1 T-AY1 K-UH1 D-L-UH1 K-IH0 N-AA1-N HH-IH1-M F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Umm, hey, a couple of questions though.

AH1-M HH-EY1 AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z DH-OW1


Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-F HH-IY1 AE1-S-K S-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1


Ow!


It says here that there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums!

IH1-T S-EH1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-AE1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 T-UW1 R-EH1-N-T V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 Z-AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M-Z


I'm sorry Chandler, y'know you are such a sweet guy and I, I don't want to hurt you.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 AA1-R S-AH1 CH-AH0 S-W-IY1-T G-AY1 AH0-N D-AY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-ER1 T-Y-UW1


Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.

OW1 AY1 W-IH1-SH DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 T-UW1 M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 F-IY1-L B-EH1 T-ER0


No-no—Really?!


Of course!


Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh

W-EH1 L-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T HH-ER1-T-S S-OW1 B-AE1 D-AY1 AH1


Ohh, I'm sorry.


All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.

AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-EH1-S T-ER0 M-AE1 N-L-UH1 K-W-IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 DH-AH0 K-IH1-NG


What?! Anything! Anything!

W-AH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Oh-ho-kay, I'm talking to the king.

OW2 HH-AH0 HH-OW1 K-IY0 IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-IH1-NG


Oh my God.


So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh?

S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 N-IY1-T F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 HH-AH1


I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don't have to sell those cookies anymore.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D T-EH1-L Z-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V D-EY1 Z-AO1-F-S K-UW1 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EH1-L DH-OW1-Z K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a

W-EH1 L-AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-EH1-L DH-AH0 K-UH1 K-IY0-Z DH-AH0 G-ER1-L HH-UW1 S-EH1-L-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-W-IH1-N Z-AH0 T-R-IH1-P T-UW1-S P-EY1-S K-AE2-M P-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T-S T-UW1 S-IH1 T-IH0 N-AH0


Eh?


Chandler sucks! He couldn't have gotten this good!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 S-AH1-K-S HH-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V G-AA1 T-AH0-N DH-IH1-S G-UH1-D


My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.

M-AY1 D-AE1-D S-EH1 Z-IH1 F-AY1-S P-EH1-N D-AE1 Z-M-AH1-CH T-AY1-M HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M K-L-IY1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-AE1 Z-AY1 D-UW1 D-EY1 D-R-IY2 M-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 T-ER0-S P-EY1-S HH-EH1-D B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 AH0 F-AO1-R D-AH0 T-R-IH1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-AA1 ZH-M-AH0 HH-AA1-L


Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies.  Was it just me?!

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N B-AY1 EY1-JH S-EH1 V-AH0-N K-IH1-D-Z HH-AE1 V-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 S-IY1 N-AO1-R JH-IY0 Z-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1


Oh, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.

OW1 AH1 M-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Oh. Look, just friends, I won't grope you. I promise.

OW1 L-UH1-K JH-AH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AY1 W-OW1-N-T G-R-OW1 P-Y-UW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S


No, I just I think that it's too soon.

N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-T-S T-UW1 S-UW1-N


God, oh it's just perfect!

G-AA1 D-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T


I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

AY1 IH0-N V-EH1-N T-AH0-D DH-AH0 G-EY1 M-AH1-V K-AH1-P S-AE1 Z-AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 G-IH1-V JH-OW1 IY0 M-AH1 N-IY0


Well, I like that idea.

W-EH1 L-AY1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains.

Y-EH1-S DH-AE1 T-AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-R-AH1 M-W-AY1-T P-L-EY1-N-Z


I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y'know?

AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-EY1 B-AH0 M-AH0 B-EY2 SH-AH0 IH1-T K-UH1-D B-IY1 AH0 G-EY1 M-R-UW1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0


I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N B-AY1 OW1-L D-AA0-R K-EY1-D G-EY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-AH1 L-AY1-K


No.


Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it completely."

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N N-OW1 AE1 Z-IH0-N JH-IY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1 T-AE1 N-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0 NG-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 L-EH1-T-S D-IH0-S K-AH1 S-IH1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1 R-IH0 JH-EH1-K T-IH1-T K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0


Oh, I'm sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AE1 T-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0 NG-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AH1-M T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T B-AH1 T-N-OW1


So, that's it?


But y'know what?


Which is why


What do you have against the beautiful guest room?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T DH-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L G-EH1-S T-R-UW1-M


I don't have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T DH-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L G-EH1-S T-R-UW1 M-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 S-IH1-N S-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 W-IY1 N-OW1 L-IH1-V Z-AH0 B-AW1-T TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-AH0 W-EY1


Are you mocking me?


No. No. No. She lives on the

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 SH-IY1 L-IH1-V Z-AA1-N DH-AH0


Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 L-AH1-V D-UW1 IH0-NG K-R-AO1 S-W-ER2-D P-AH1 Z-AH0-L Z-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0


Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.

AO1-W M-IY1 T-UW1 N-AW1 L-EH1-T-S F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D G-OW1 T-UW1 B-EH1-D


You've been counting wrong.

Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N K-AW1-N T-IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


Cat.


Yes! You are so smart!  I love you.

Y-EH1 S-Y-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1 S-M-AA1-R T-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-AA1 T-M-IH1-S T-W-AH1-N K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L G-EY1 M-AY1 OW1-N DH-IH1-S G-EY1 M-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-AY1 HH-AE1-N-D


I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!

AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 S-AH1-K T-AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 G-UH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z


Why?


This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 G-R-EY1 T-N-AW1 W-IY1 K-AE1 N-EH1-N T-ER0 IH0-N T-UW1 D-AH1 B-AH0-L-Z T-ER1 N-AH0 M-AH0-N-T-S


Okay.


You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it —now. What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-AY1 T-N-IH0 NG-R-AW1-N-D B-EH1 G-IH0-N-S T-AA2 P-IH1 T-N-AW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-N-IH1 K-N-EY2 M-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 F-IY1-L-D HH-AA1 K-IY0 G-OW1 L-IY0


No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"

N-OW1 N-AA1 N-OW0 HH-IY1 IH1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 IH0-N K-AA1-M P-AH0 T-AH0-N T-AY1 K-AO1-L-D DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F HH-UW1 R-EH2 K-AH0 M-EH1-N D-AH0-D HH-IH1-M T-UW1 M-IY1 HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-AA1 HH-AH0 G-AA1 CH-AH0


Correct. Rachel claims

K-ER0 EH1-K T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-L-EY1-M-Z


Why not?!


Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...

K-ER0 EH1-K-T HH-ER0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0 T-M-UW1 V-IY0 IH1-Z


What?! You said he was sweet!

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-W-IY1-T


Well, look, why don't you just, why don't you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.

W-EH1-L L-UH1 K-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-AO1-R F-EY1-Z T-UW1-S T-R-IH1-P K-L-AH1-B TH-IH1 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH1-S


Just don't pick up your phone.

JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T P-IH1 K-AH1 P-Y-AO1-R F-OW1-N


Then he comes over!  "I'm so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!

DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 K-AH1-M Z-OW1 V-ER0 IH1-M S-OW1 W-ER1 IY0 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH1-K B-IY1 AH0 M-AE1-N


What? So now I'm not allowed to fire him?

W-AH1-T S-OW1 N-AW1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 F-AY1 ER0 HH-IH1-M


You can't fire him and dump him the same day, he'll kill himself.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T F-AY1 ER0 HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D D-AH1-M-P HH-IH1-M DH-AH0 S-EY1-M D-EY1 HH-EH1-L K-IH1-L HH-IH0-M S-EH1-L-F


Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I'll kill

AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-IY1 K-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T S-IH1 P-IH1-L K-IH1-L


Okay well, then we'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it!

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-L B-OW1-TH D-UW1 IH1-T T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N-D HH-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-IY1 L-W-IH1 DH-IH1-T


Okay. But the question is who's gonna go first. 'Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH1-Z HH-UW1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 F-ER1-S-T K-AA1-Z HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1-Z S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-IH1-CH


Well, that shouldn't be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.

W-EH1-L DH-AE1-T SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T B-IY1 AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-ER1 K-IH0-N F-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AY1 M-IY1 T-AA1 R-EH1 L-AH0 JH-AH0 B-AH0-L-S T-R-EY1 T-M-EH1-N


Well, I-I guess I gotta go.

W-EH1 L-IY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1


Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone?

OW1 M-AY1 B-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-IH0 NG-IH1 L-W-EY1-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 G-AO1-N


Haven't you and I covered that topic?

HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 K-AH1 V-ER0-D DH-AE1-T T-AA1 P-IH0-K


Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….

HH-AH1-M K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D T-UW1 HH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1


Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.


Chandler?


No!


Janice!


There you are!


I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!

AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1 N-L-AE1-S-T K-IH1 S-AH0-N D-AE2-L Z-AH0 S-OW1 L-OW0 Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-IY1 V-R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-N


Ho-ho, I will.


Well, I then guess I'm going to Yemen! I'm going to Yemen!  When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

W-EH1 L-AY1 DH-EH1-N G-EH1 S-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0 N-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0 N-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0-N K-AE1 N-AY1-S T-EY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Hi!


Hey—Ooh, how's Hilda? Is she working out?

HH-Y-UW1 HH-UW0 HH-AW1-Z HH-IH1-L D-AH0 IH1-Z SH-IY1 W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AW1-T


Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.

OW1 M-AY1 N-UW1 AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N T-IH1 Z-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-Y-EH1-S


I respectfully disagree.

AY1 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T F-AH0 L-IY0 D-IH0 S-AH0 G-R-IY1


Oh, my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant.

OW1 M-AY1 M-IY0 N-UW1 AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N T-W-AA1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AY1 ER0 D-M-AY1 N-UW1 AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N-T


Who cares? Nobody reads those things

HH-UW1 K-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 R-IY1-D-Z DH-OW1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z


Oh hey!


I don't have a page.


It's the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

IH1-T-S DH-AH0 P-R-AH0 D-UW1 S-ER0 Z-OW1 V-ER0 AE1 T-M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1-Z


can you excuse me for a minute?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Hey, funny you should call.

HH-EY1 F-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D K-AO1-L


No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.

N-AA1 N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 K-AH0 L-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH1-V F-AA1 S-AH0-L S-AE1-M P-AH0-L-Z


Canceled?!


Like they're taking it off the air?

L-AY1-K TH-EH1-R T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AO1-F DH-AH0 EH1-R


Ohh.


All right, see you Monday.


Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?

AH1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


All right, bye!


They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!

DH-EY1 K-AE1-N S-AH0-L D-M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1-Z


Sorry.


Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!

W-AY1 W-UH1-D DH-EY1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-UH1-D SH-OW1 R-AY1-T


Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.

HH-EY1 IH1 F-M-AA1 M-IY0 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 W-AY1-F D-AE1 D-IY0 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-R-AA1


I know. I like it up here.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 L-AY1 K-IH1 T-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


I feel like we're the only two people in the world.  Oops. Sorry.

AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-W-ER0 DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-UW1-P-S S-AA1 R-IY0


Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes?

HH-AH1 W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-W-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-N S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Well that's ambitious.


Hey, uh, you can ignore that.

HH-EY1 AH1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IH0 G-N-AO1-R DH-AE1-T


Okay. I'll be right back.


Okay.  What?! What are you doing here?!

OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


What are


I came with Paul!


I


Get up!


Here you go honey!


Ahh. Thank you!


What the hell was that?!

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T


A lesson in the importance of unagi.

AH0 L-EH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N S-AH1 V-AH2 N-UW1 G-IY0


Okay.


See, this is a


All right, so we weren't

AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 W-IY1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T


All right buddy, time to roll over.

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-AH1 D-IY0 T-AY1-M T-UW1 R-OW1 L-OW1 V-ER0


What are you doing?


I'm leaning. This is where I lean.

IH1 M-L-IY1 N-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-AY1 L-IY1-N


Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.

OW2 K-EY1 G-OW1 Z-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N-D F-L-AH1-F S-AH1-P DH-AH0 P-IH1 L-OW0 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1-CH


What?


Yes! It's flown into your blouse and you'd better undo your buttons lest it sting you!

Y-EH1 S-IH1-T-S F-L-OW1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 Y-AO1-R B-L-AW1 S-AH0-N D-Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 AH0-N D-UW1 Y-AO1-R B-AH1 T-AH0-N Z-L-EH1-S T-IH1-T-S T-IH1 NG-Y-UW1


I think I know what's going on here.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N HH-IY1-R


You do?


Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but it's wrong. You're married.

L-UH1 K-AY1 N-OW1 IH1 T-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 HH-AA1-R-D DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1 R-W-AY1 F-IH1 Z-AH0 L-EH1-Z B-IY0 AH0-N B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-R-AO1 NG-Y-UH1-R M-EH1 R-IY0-D


I totally understand.  Can I

AY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D K-AE1 N-AY1


All right, let's do it!


No, no, no. What was that?

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T


Well, people!


People, people, people.

P-IY1 P-AH0-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Let's try it again, and this time let's watch everybody watch Joey.

L-EH1-T-S T-R-AY1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S T-AY1 M-L-EH1-T S-W-AA1 CH-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AA1-CH JH-OW1 IY0


Show 'em how it's done.


Count it off.


So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?

S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-IH1-D HH-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1-D D-AH1 Z-Y-AO1 R-AH1-NG K-AH0-L N-EY1 TH-AH0-N G-EH1 T-AE1 N-IH1-N V-AY0 T-AO1-R N-AA1-T


Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he's so cheap, he'd never fly to London in a million years.

OW1 G-AA1 D-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 L-AY1-K-S HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z S-OW1 CH-IY1-P HH-EH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 F-L-AY1 T-UW1 L-AH1-N D-AH0 N-IH0 N-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R-Z


Yeah, invite him?


Hey, did I do these neat enough?

HH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 D-UW1 DH-IY1 Z-N-IY1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F


Hey, tell ya what.


Yeah?


If anyone asks, we'll just say Ben addressed them.  Oh! So you invited Rachel then?

IH1 F-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-AE1-S-K S-W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 B-EH1 N-AH0 D-R-EH1-S-T DH-EH1 M-OW1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 IH0-N V-AY1 T-AH0 D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-EH1-N


Sure. Why not?


No. You?


I don't think I'd be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-D B-IY1 K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-M-AY1 OW1-L D-L-AH1 V-ER0-Z DH-EH1-R


Oh, no-no, y'know I absolutely adore Rachel it's just that, well it might be a awkward for you.

OW1 N-AA1 N-OW0 IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AH0 D-AO1-R R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 L-IH1 T-M-AY1-T B-IY1 AH0 AA1 K-W-ER0-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Yeah, sure. Umm…here.


More tea?


Yeah, I don't think so Joe.

Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 JH-OW1


All right, I guess this will be fine.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-L B-IY1 F-AY1-N


Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?

HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1 M-W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Nothing, why?


Hey!


Hey! So how was the doctor?

HH-EY1 S-OW1 HH-AW1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0


Oh, everything went great.

OW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-EH1-N-T G-R-EY1-T


Good.


Joey, just-just he-he's new in town and I know he doesn't have any guy friends.

JH-OW1 IY0 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW2-JH HH-IY1-HH Z-N-UW1 IH0-N T-AW1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 G-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Oh.


I'll really appreciate it.

IH1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-IH1-T


Oh no, I know I couldn't see it either at first, but it's right umm…  Ross, I lost it again.

OW1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T S-IY1 IH1 T-IY1 DH-ER0 AE1-T F-ER1-S-T B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-R-AY1 T-AH1 M-R-AA1 S-AY1 L-AO1-S T-IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Could you help me with something?

K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


The patient I'm looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair.

DH-AH0 P-EY1 SH-AH0-N T-IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R HH-AE1 Z-AH0 B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-L-EH1 G-AH0-N D-IH1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 W-IY1-L CH-EH2-R


Problem odour in the litter box? Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter.

P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-OW0 D-AW1 ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-ER0 B-AA1-K-S D-AA1-N-T CH-EY1-N JH-Y-AO1-R K-IH1 T-IY0 CH-EY1-N JH-Y-AO1-R K-IH1 T-IY0 L-IH1 T-ER0


I think I know who you're talking about.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-OW1 HH-UW1 Y-UH1-R T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?

OW1 Y-EY1 G-R-EY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1 T-R-UW1-M N-AH1-M B-ER0 IH1-Z HH-IY1 IH0-N


I'm sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 Z-R-IY0-S T-R-IH1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0-L-S T-AE1-F


Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn't tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?

HH-AY1 W-EH1-L L-UH1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0 JH-IH1 S-AH0-N-T T-AH0 N-AY1 T-Y-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-IH1 G-AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0 D-IH1 N-ER0


Dr. Drake who?


Remoray. It's Portuguese. We need that information. I'm a doctor.

R-IH0 M-AO1 R-EY0 IH1-T-S P-AO1-R CH-AH0 G-IY2 Z-W-IY1 N-IY1-D DH-AE1 T-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 M-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0


A doctor at this hospital?

AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 AE1-T DH-IH1-S HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0-L


Hands.


All right, all right, I'm coming over, and I'm bringing Chinese food.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-M B-R-IH1 NG-IH0-NG CH-AY0 N-IY1-Z F-UW1-D


It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in.

IH1 T-IH1 Z-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 IH0 S-EH1-N SH-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1 T-R-UW1-M DH-AH0 M-AE1-N M-AY1 AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N-T D-IH0-S K-R-AY1-B D-IH1-Z-S T-EY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N


It's for me.


Oh. Okay, bye.


816, thank you!

EY1-T HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D S-IH0-K-S T-IY1-N TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Hello?


Transit Authority?

T-R-AE1-N Z-IH0 T-AH0 TH-AO1 R-AH0 T-IY0


No!


Hi!


We lost a carseat on a bus today.

W-IY1 L-AO1-S T-AH0 K-AA1-R S-IY2 T-AA1 N-AH0 B-AH1-S T-AH0 D-EY1


Awww.


Thanks a million.


Oh, you're welcome a million.

OW1 Y-UH1 R-W-EH1-L K-AH0 M-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N


Hello.


I'm sorry I'm a little late.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-EY1-T


Whoa


Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller.

L-EH1 T-M-IY1-S T-AA1-R-T B-AY1 AH1 B-AY1 IH2-N T-R-AH0 D-UW1 S-IH0-NG M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 AE1-M P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller.

S-OW1 T-UW1 S-AH1 M-AH1 P-IH1-M P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


Whoa! What?! Why?!


Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.

W-EH1 L-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 B-R-EY1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH B-AA1 N-IY0


Here?! Now?!


And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry.

AH0-N D-IY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AA2-M P-AH0 T-IH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-Z F-IH1-R-S B-Y-UW1 T-IH0-M S-AA1 R-IY0


What happened?


He's not gonna make it, he's stuck in Chicago.

HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH1-T HH-IY1-Z-S T-AH1 K-IH0-N SH-AH0 K-AA1 G-OW2


Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!

OW1 M-AE1-N SH-AH0 K-AA1 G-OW2 IH1-Z S-UW1 OW0 L-AH1 K-IY0


Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 AH0 D-M-IH1 T-AH0-D D-UH1 R-IH0 NG-AW1 ER0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D SH-IH0-P


Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0-Z S-IY1-M-Z T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-L-EH1-F-T HH-IH1-Z B-IH1-L F-OW2-L D-AH0 JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 B-ER1 G-AH0-N


Really?


Will you call him?


Yes!


Absolutely!


Oh my God! That is so good!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 G-UH1-D


And he said, "Laundry?


Is


Hey!


What do you got there?


Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D K-EH1-P T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V HH-ER1 D-M-IY1 K-AO1-L HH-IH1-M M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH1 G-AH0-T


What are you doing tonight?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Mr. Bigot. He tells the most

M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH1 G-AH0-T HH-IY1 T-EH1-L-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T


Dude! Dude!


Oh!  Sorry. Uh, I've got those plans with Phoebe, why?

OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH1 AY1-V G-AA1-T DH-OW1-Z P-L-AE1-N Z-W-IH1-DH F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AY1


Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AH1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 S-EH1-D SH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 D-EY1 T-AE1 T-N-AY1 N-AH0 K-L-AA1-K


What?! Tonight?!


That's what Monica said.

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 S-EH1-D


After she gave me that big speech?!

AE1-F T-ER0 SH-IY1 G-EY1 V-M-IY1 DH-AE1-T B-IH1-G-S P-IY1-CH


She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me?

SH-IY1 G-OW1 Z-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K S-AH0 D-EY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M N-AY1-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z P-L-AE1-N Z-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I think she's trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1-S T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-UH1 L-AH0 F-AE1-S T-W-AH1 N-AA1-N B-IH1-G D-AE1 D-IY0


Okay I've got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-W-AH1-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 R-AE1 DH-ER0 IY1 T-AH0 S-IY1 IH0 NG-AY1 D-AO1 G-AO1 R-AH0 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG G-ER0 IH1 L-AH0


Who cares? I repel women.

HH-UW1 K-EH1-R Z-AY1 R-IH0 P-EH1 L-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Somebody went to college. Wow.  What is it? I'm sorry.

S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-W-AW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


What?!


I think it's best sir.


Yeah well, I'm-I'm a slut.


The work is starting to pile up.

DH-AH0 W-ER1 K-IH1-Z-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 P-AY1 L-AH1-P


Hi Jill!


That's a good one.


What does a guy have to

W-AH1-T D-AH1 Z-AH0 G-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1


Rachel! Well, you-you're not at home, you're-you're-you're right here.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-EH1 L-Y-AW0 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AE1-T HH-OW1 M-Y-AW0 R-IY0 OW0 Y-EH1-R R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R


Hi, Julie!


Isn't there a national football league.

IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-EH1 R-AH0 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L F-UH1-T B-AO2-L L-IY1-G


That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!

DH-AE1-T P-AA1-R T-W-AA1-Z P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-IH1-T


Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.

OW1 SH-UW1 T-AY1 W-ER1 K-M-AH1-N D-IY0 N-AY1-T-S


Hey, y'know what you should do?

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1


When they're hungry enough, they'll come in.

W-EH1-N TH-EH1-R HH-AH1-NG G-R-IY0 IH0 N-AH1-F TH-EY1-L K-AH1 M-IH0-N


Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 M-IY1


Write a movie!


Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.

OW1 Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-R-AH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Ten. Okay. Now Tag there's such a thing as too many women.

T-EH1 N-OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 T-AE1-G DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-AE1-Z T-UW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-AA1-S B-IY1 R-IY2 AH0 L-IH1-S T-IH0 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-AY1 D-IH1 D-R-AY1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N S-AH0 Z-AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1-T DH-OW1-Z G-AY1-Z T-UW1-S T-AA1 R-IH0 N-IH1-T


Yeah, for you!


Or that.


I can't write!


Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know?

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 AH0 M-AE1 N-AE1-K T-ER0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 D-IH1 S-AH0 P-L-AH0-N DH-AE1-T T-EY1-K S-IH1 K-N-OW0


I can't do it.


I'll help you.


Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it.

Y-AE1 IH1-L M-EY1 K-AH1 P-AH0-S K-EH1 JH-UH0 L-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1-S T-IH1-K T-UW1 IH1-T


And plus, it'll give me something to do.

AH0-N-D P-L-AH1 S-IH1 T-AH0-L G-IH1 V-M-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1


Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?

S-UW1 AA1 EH1 R-IH0 K-W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-AH0 T-AA1 G-R-AH0 F-IY0 D-UW1 Y-AA1 D-UW1


Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that's cool.

OW1 M-OW1-S T-L-IY0 F-AE1 SH-AH0-N S-OW1 DH-EH1-R M-EY1 B-IY1 M-AA1 D-AH0-L-Z HH-IY1-R F-R-AH1-M T-AY1-M T-UW1 T-AY1 M-AY1 HH-OW1-P TH-AE1-T-S K-UW1-L


Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never.

Y-EH1-S DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z K-UW1-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-M-AA1 D-AH0-L-Z HH-IY1 R-IH0-NG K-AW1-N V-IH0 N-ER0


Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way.

OW1 Y-AE1 D-UH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 S-AH1 M-ER0 AY1-S P-EH1-N D-M-OW1-S T-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D Z-AE1 T-M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z B-IY1-CH HH-AW1 S-W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1 AA1 R-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 Y-UW1-Z B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


Although, I should probably tell you, she's a porn star.

AO2-L DH-OW1 AY1 SH-UH1-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 SH-EH1 S-AH0 P-AO1-R-N-S T-AA1-R


Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you're chances are pretty good.

W-EH1-L L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 AA1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R P-ER1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 AA1 M-IY1-T B-AH1 T-AH0 N-L-EH1 S-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R CH-AE1-N S-AH0 Z-AA1-R P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-UH1-D


All right.


As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I'm going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.

AE1-Z B-AE1 D-AE1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-N T-AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 EH0-N JH-OY1 D-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z F-AO1 R-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1 D-UW1


Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn't have to apologize.

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P D-UW1 IH0-NG-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z


I would really love it if I could do both.

AY1 W-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AH1 V-IH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-UH1-D D-UW1 B-OW1-TH


All right, I…I have to ask.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S-K


What?


What?!


Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 B-R-OW1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH JH-UW1 L-IY0 G-R-AE1-TH HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-W-EY1-T K-UH1-D SH-IY1 HH-AE1-V G-EY1-N-D


A hundred and forty-five pounds.

AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R T-IH0 F-Y-UW2-T P-AW1-N-D-Z


Yes, yes it is. It's uh…  Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T S-AH1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-IH1-P S-W-AY1 W-AY1 AA1 N-L-IH1-P-S


Here's Frannie. Hmm, won't she be happy to see me?

HH-IH1-R-Z F-R-AE1 N-IY0 HH-AH1 M-W-OW1-N-T SH-IY1 B-IY1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 T-UW1 S-IY1 M-IY1


Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn't bring you here so you can ambush her.

N-AW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-Y-UW1 B-IY1 N-AY1 S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AE1-M B-UH2-SH HH-ER0


That's what I said.


That bitch!


Monica! What


Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!

AE1 M-AY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-W-AY1 S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z-D T-UW1 S-IY1 M-IY1 R-AA1-S B-R-AO1 T-M-IY1 HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Hi Frannie, congratulations.

HH-AY1 F-R-AE1 N-IY0 K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?!

Y-UW1 IH2-N V-AY1 T-M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 IH2-N V-AY1 T-M-AY1 HH-OW1-L F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N D-N-AA1 T-M-IY1


Why?!


What—Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding?

W-AE1 T-W-IY0 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 AE1 T-Y-AO1 R-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


What could I have possibly done?!

W-AH1-T K-UH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V P-AA1 S-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-AH1-N


Stuart!


I believe you know my husband.

AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D


So it's really a question of

S-OW1 IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-AH1-V


Hey ladies! What are you in here for?

HH-EY1 L-EY1 D-IY0 Z-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R


Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?

HH-EY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Gary, I'm here to report a crime.

G-EH1 R-IY0 IH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 R-IY0 P-AO1-R T-AH0 K-R-AY1-M


Yeah?


Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?

OW1 AH0-N D-AH1 DH-AH0 F-AE1 B-R-IH0-K S-AO1 F-AH0 N-ER0


What's up?


Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk.

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-ER1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AE1-S K-IH0-NG F-IY1 B-IY0 T-UW1 M-UW1 V-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 TH-AO1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 T-AO1-K


That's the rule.


Sure. Okay.


Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!

AH1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N S-EY1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 L-AY1 V-W-IH1-DH F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 T-UW1 AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 L-AY1 V-L-AY2 V-IH0-NG T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.

Y-AE1 IY1 K-AH0-N S-IH1 D-ER0-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-OW1 IH1 T-W-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


You mean scared.


No, I mean happy.


Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.

HH-EY1 OW1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T K-L-IH1 R-IH0-NG S-AH1-M-S P-EY1-S F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1-F


Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica's and she and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.

OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S B-AH1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-IH1-G F-AY1 T-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R N-AA1 T-M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-N


What do you mean, they're not moving in? They-they're still moving in right?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1-R N-AA1 T-M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-N TH-EY1 DH-ER0-S T-IH1-L M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-IH0 N-R-AY1-T


You think we're ready for something like that?

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-ER0 R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


What?! Over a stupid room!

W-AH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-R-UW1-M


Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I'm also really psyched 'cause I don't have to move in here!

Y-AE1 AY1 F-IY1-L K-IH1-N D-AH0 B-AE1-D F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AO1-L S-OW0 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AY1-K-T K-AA1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-UW1 V-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Oh no, yeah no, that part's great!

OW1 N-OW1 Y-AE1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T P-AA1-R-T-S G-R-EY1-T


Shut-out!!


Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!

W-EH1 R-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R G-EY1-M


Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!

AH1 IH1-T-S T-UW1 TH-ER1 D-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Aw, I know all about Kip!


It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 B-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AH0 B-AA1 CH-IY0 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 R-AE1 N-AO1 F-AH0-N-D G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N-D TH-IH1-NG-Z G-AA1-T P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AH1 G-L-IY0


Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1 L-OW1 N-L-IY0 Y-UW1 Z-M-AY1 L-EH1-F-T HH-AE1-N-D HH-AH1


Come on, wussies!


All right, ok, I gotta go.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW1 K-EY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1


Oh no, stay here we'll keep doing this. I'll pay you.

OW1 N-OW1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-EH1-L K-IY1-P D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-L P-EY1 Y-UW1


No, I got in trouble for that before. I'll see you later.

N-OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Absolutely.  I love the way you kiss.

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AY1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-EY1 Y-UW1 K-IH1-S


I'm sorry.


Ohhh. Don't go.


No, I-I-I gotta go.


Y'know this is actually not a great time for me.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1-M F-AO1-R M-IY1


Honey, honey, people are looking.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R L-UH1 K-IH0-NG


I don't care!  I don't care!!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R


Yeah, um, I'm, I'm leaving now.

Y-AE1 AH1 M-IH1 M-IH1 M-L-IY1 V-IH0-NG N-AW1


You can't leave! I have your shoe!

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-L-IY1 V-AY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-AO1-R SH-UW1


Good-bye Chandler Bing.


Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you?

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1-K HH-AW1 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1 F-EH0-K T-Y-UW1


Oh, ew!


What?


It's


You're right.


Yeah, yeah. You can do it to.

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1-T T-UW1


Your not doing it.


And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.

AH0-N D-AE1 Z-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-R-AE1-N T-M-IY1 DH-IH1-S F-EY1 V-ER0


Where there is no fear of commitment.

W-EH1-R DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 F-IH1 R-AH1-V K-AH0 M-IH1 T-M-AH0-N-T


Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?

D-UW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 D-UW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-AO1-T-S HH-IY1-R


My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?

M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 DH-AE1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 HH-IY1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 M-EH1-S HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T TH-R-UW1 IH1-T


Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 M-AY1-T T-R-AY1 AE2-K S-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0 L-IY0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG V-AE1 L-Y-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH1-V HH-ER0-Z S-EY1 HH-ER0


That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 N-W-EY1 M-IY1 AY1 AY1 W-EH1-N-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-AA1-CH


Right.


In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.

IH0-N DH-IH1-S K-EY1 S-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-IH1 R-AH1-V K-AH0 M-IH1 T-M-AH0-N-T S-OW1 AY1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D B-IY1 DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T K-AH0 M-IH1 T-AH0-D G-AY1 DH-EH1 R-EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-Z


Amazingly, that makes sense.

AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-L-IY0 DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K-S S-EH1-N-S


You think?


Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!

OW1 Y-AE1 G-OW1 F-AO1 R-IH1 T-M-AE1-N JH-AH1-M P-AO1-F DH-AH0 HH-AY1 D-AY1-V-S T-EH1-R D-AW1-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 R-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 G-AH1-N P-IY1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 W-AY1-N-D


Hey!  Hey!


Hi!


I don't know, something girlie.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG G-ER1 L-IY0


Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?

OW1 G-R-EY1-T HH-EY1 HH-IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 CH-EH1 K-AW1-T P-IH1-K CH-ER0 Z-AH1 V-M-IY1 AH0-N D-M-OW1 N-AH0 AY1-S-S K-EY1 T-IH0-NG


Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now.

OW1 AH1 AO2-R D-AH0 N-EH1 R-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 AE1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-W-AO1-M-P T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


I'm just taking it to be re-wired.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 R-IY0 W-AY1 ER0-D


Oh yeah, probably at the end.  Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!

OW1 Y-AE1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N D-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-IY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 T-UH1-K P-IH1-K CH-ER0 Z-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-R-EH1-S-T-S


I'm missin' picture time?!

IH1-M M-IH1 S-IH0-N P-IH1-K CH-ER0 T-AY1-M


You're disturbing my oboe practice.

Y-UH1-R D-IH0-S T-ER1 B-IH0-NG M-AY1 OW1 B-OW0 P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S


Okay. Okay, here's a good one of us.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 HH-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1-S


Wow!


Ohhh! That is soo sweet!


Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M B-IY1 IH0-NG M-IH1-S T-ER0 IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0-T T-AH0 D-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 T-AH1 F-AY1 M-IY1-N S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-AO1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 T-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D HH-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N N-OW1 W-AH1-N Z-ER0 AW1-N-D JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1 S-M-IY1


Y'know, every year I say I'm gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it.

IH1 K-N-OW0 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 Y-IH1 R-AY1 S-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1-N D-AW1-T HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 K-AA1-R-D Z-AH0-N D-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 IH1-T


Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1-N-D DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-AW1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Together? Like-like to people?

T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 L-AY1 K-L-AY2-K T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Yeah, y'know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It'll be cute, okay?

Y-AE1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2-Z F-R-AH1-M M-OW1 N-AH0 AH0-N D-R-AA1 S-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 K-Y-UW1 T-OW2 K-EY1


Okay.


Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?

OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 W-ER1-K S-OW1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Hi Rach.


Ross?


I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N-T F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you've got a girlfriend?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-W-IH1 T-M-AY1 JH-AA1-B S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Is this about Mark?


Oh my God.


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T K-IY1-P HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S S-EY1-M F-AY1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 R-AA1 S-L-UH1 K-ER1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D T-EY1 K-AH0 B-R-EY1-K


Fine, you're right.


Let's ah, let's take a break,  let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yoghurt, or something..

L-EH1-T S-AA1 L-EH1-T-S T-EY1 K-AH0 B-R-EY1 K-L-EH1-T-S K-UW1 L-AO1 F-OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T S-AH1-M F-R-OW1 Z-AH0 N-Y-AA1 G-ER0 T-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


No. A break from us.


Bing! We're all set for tonight, 8 o'clock.

B-IH1 NG-W-ER0 AO1-L S-EH1-T F-AO1-R T-AH0 N-AY1 T-EY1 T-AH0 K-L-AA1-K


Oh uh, as it turns out, we can't do it. Monica has to work.

OW1 AH1 AE1 Z-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T D-UW1 IH1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 W-ER1-K


Oh uh well tomorrow's no good for her either.

OW1 AH1 W-EH1-L T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 Z-N-OW1 G-UH1-D F-AO1-R HH-ER0 IY1 DH-ER0


Oh? Why not?


It's the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament.

IH1-T-S DH-AH0 S-EH2 M-IY0 F-IH1 N-AH0-S F-AH0 L-ER1 B-AH0 CH-IY0 B-AO1-L T-UH1-R N-AH0 M-AH0-N-T


I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won't quit.

AY1 M-EY1 P-L-EY1 DH-AH0 F-UW1 L-AE1-T T-AY1-M-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-L-AA1-N-D G-ER1 L-W-IH1 DH-AE1 N-AE1-S DH-AE1 T-W-OW1-N-T K-W-IH1-T


Well now-now you're just talking crazy.

W-EH1-L N-OW1 N-OW0 Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 K-IH0-NG K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


So why can't the three of us go out together?

S-OW1 W-AY1 K-AE1-N-T DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 AH1 V-AH1-S G-OW1 AW1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-UW2 W-AO1 SH-W-EY2-S P-L-IH1 T-AH1 P-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N D-AY1-S P-L-IH1 T-AH1-P HH-OW1-L D-M-IY1


Good God Bing I…well I can't say I'm altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there.

G-UH1-D G-AA1-D B-IH1 NG-IH1 W-EH0 L-AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-EY1 IH1 M-AO2-L T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z D-AY1 S-AO1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 SH-IY1 L-UH1-K T-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-N-OW1 L-AH1-V DH-EH1-R


And the way she looked at me, pure lust.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 W-EY1 SH-IY1 L-UH1-K T-AE1 T-M-IY1 P-Y-UH1-R L-AH1-S-T


Y'know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 TH-R-UW1 DH-IH1-S T-AH1-F T-AY1 M-IH1-Z CH-OW1 K-IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG K-AE1 N-AY1 CH-OW1 K-Y-AA1


Okay, sorry. Yeah.


Now here's the plan, grab your coat, we're going to a strip club.

N-AW1 HH-IH1-R-Z DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-N G-R-AE1 B-Y-AO1-R K-OW1 T-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0-S T-R-IH1-P K-L-AH1-B


Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak.  But to hell with that bitch.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-UH1-D F-R-IY1-K B-AH1-T T-UW1 HH-EH1 L-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T B-IH1-CH


Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel...    with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya.

L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AO1-L S-W-IY1 T-AH0-N D-IH1 N-AH0 S-AH0-N-T S-L-IY1 P-IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-EY1-N JH-AH0 L-W-IH1 DH-EH1 M-AH0-S CH-AH1 B-IY0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L HH-AE1-N-D Z-R-AE1-P T-ER0 AW1-N D-Y-AA1


It's    okay, Emma, you stay asleep.

IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 EH1 M-AH0 Y-UW1-S T-EY1 AH0 S-L-IY1-P


: Step away from the crib,    I have a weapon!

S-T-EH1 P-AH0 W-EY1 F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 K-R-IH1 B-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 W-EH1 P-AH0-N


Wanna peek?


What are you doing?


Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could    reach Hugsy.

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-ER1 D-EH1 M-AH0-S T-ER1 IH0-NG S-OW1 AY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R SH-IY1 K-UH1 D-R-IY1-CH HH-AH1-G Z-IY0


Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go    to the bathroom.

OW1 OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K S-AO2-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1-L N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-AH1 P-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M


There you go sweetie...     This isn't over.

DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-OW1 V-ER0


Hello sir, you know Monica.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 S-ER1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


No. Sorry.


Why?! Why?! He said he'd call. Why hasn't he called?

W-AY1 W-AY1 HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-EH1-D K-AO1 L-W-AY1 HH-AE1-S-N-T HH-IY1 K-AO1-L-D


Maybe he's intimated by really smart, strong, successful women.

M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 Z-IH1-N T-AH0 M-EY2 T-IH0-D B-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-M-AA1-R-T-S T-R-AO1-NG S-AH0-K S-EH1-S F-AH0 L-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?

S-OW1 F-IY0 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1-Z K-L-AY1 M-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-AH1 T-W-AY1 HH-AE1-S-N-T HH-IY1 K-AO1-L D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-AY1


Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-W-EH1 L-AA1 M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 F-IY1-L Z-AA1 K-W-ER0-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AA1-R M-AY1 B-AA1-S


Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?

AA1 K-W-ER0 D-W-AY1 SH-UH1-D HH-IY1 F-IY1 L-AA1 K-W-ER0-D


The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn't tell him not to call me, did you?

DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1-T SH-UH1-D F-IY1 L-AA1 K-W-ER0 D-IH1 Z-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M N-AA1-T T-UW1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1


And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?

AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-AH1-P S-EH2-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D K-R-AY1


I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion!

AY1 M-IY1 N-AO1 L-IH1 M-AE1-S K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-IH0 M-OW1 SH-AH0-N


Is that too much to ask after six years?!

IH1-Z DH-AE1-T T-UW1 M-AH1-CH T-UW1 AE1-S K-AE1-F T-ER0 S-IH1-K S-Y-IH1-R-Z


I mean what?


I mean do we not have as much fun?!

AY1 M-IY1-N D-UW1 W-IY1 N-AA1-T HH-AE1 V-AE1 Z-M-AH1-CH F-AH1-N


Don't I deserve a few tears?!!

D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-IH0 Z-ER1 V-AH0 F-Y-UW1 T-EH1-R-Z


I?ve got some bad news.


Hey!


I did not cry my eyes out!!

AY1 D-IH1 D-N-AA1-T K-R-AY1 M-AY1 AY1 Z-AW1-T


Come on sweetie! You?ve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?

K-AH1 M-AA1-N S-W-IY1 T-IY0 Y-UW1-V HH-AE1-D T-UW1 W-ER1 K-L-EY1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 N-AY1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-AE1-S-T T-UW1 W-IY1-K S-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T DH-IH1-S T-AY1-M


No more J-man and Channie's!

N-OW1 M-AO1-R JH-AE1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N-D CH-AE1 N-IY0-Z


Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 AE1-S-K HH-UW1 K-AO1-L Z-AH1-S DH-AE1-T


Okay, then.


Okay.


Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T SH-IY1 AA1 SH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Oh, I found it!


That's so great for you guys!

TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


Yeah, you bet.


Oh, thank you.  Hey, hey.  Rachel!!!!

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-EY1 HH-EY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.

HH-AY1 OW1 HH-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-M-AY1 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH


Listen, can you do me a favor?

L-IH1 S-AH0-N K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 M-IY1 AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0


I'm gonna be out today.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AW1-T T-AH0 D-EY1


Yes, you can, very much.

Y-EH1 S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH


You don't trust him?


Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!

UW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 HH-AE1 V-M-IH1-S-T DH-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Ahh.


Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 F-EY1 S-IH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 Z-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-IH1-L B-IY1


Ah,


Yeah! Richard!


Y'know I don't understand why they didn't cry. It was a beautiful speech.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-W-AY1 DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-R-AY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L-S P-IY1-CH


Oh, come on.


Hey!


All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad!

AO1-L DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1 F-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T T-R-UW1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 W-ER0 R-AY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-L-ER1 N-AH0 L-AA1-T F-R-AH1-M M-AA1 M-AH0-N-D D-AE1-D


And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.

AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1-V CH-IY1 CH-IY0 W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 M-IH1-S CH-AH0 V-AH0-S G-R-IH1-N


And what you said about Nana.

AH0-N D-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-N-AE1 N-AH0


Ohh, yeah she really would've wanted to be there.

OW1 Y-AE1 SH-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-UH1-D-L V-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


And you know what?


I knew.


You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-OW1 AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z G-IY1 K-IY0 OW1-L D-ER0 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


I did.


Yeah.


You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 B-EH2 R-AH0 K-UW1 D-AH0 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T S-AO1 NG-AY1 L-ER1 N-IH0-D T-UW1 P-L-EY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 K-IY1 B-AO2-R-D


Sometime?


Maybe?


What, you didn't get it? The doctor is a monkey.

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-IH1-T DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 IH1 Z-AH0 M-AH1-NG K-IY0


And monkeys can't write out prescriptions.

AH0-N D-M-AH1-NG K-IY0-Z K-AE1-N T-R-AY1 T-AW1-T P-R-AH0-S K-R-IH1-P SH-AH0-N-Z


You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.

Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 L-AE1 F-AE1 T-M-AY1 JH-OW1-K


Your joke? Well, I think 'the Hef' would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.

Y-AO1-R JH-OW1 K-W-EH1 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 HH-EH1 F-W-UH1-D D-IH0 S-AH0 G-R-IY1 W-IH1 CH-IH1 Z-W-AY1 HH-IY1 S-EH1-N T-M-IY1 AH0 CH-EH1-K F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


I can't find garbage bags!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T F-AY1-N-D G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH B-AE1-G-Z


Oh, I think I saw some in here.

OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 S-AO1 S-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


What is it?!


I don't know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-AH1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 F-W-IY1 K-IY1-P DH-AE1-T D-R-AO1-R SH-AH1 T-IH1 T-AH0-L D-AY1


I can't believe we're living here!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-ER0 L-IH1 V-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


You still haven’t told Rachel you weren’t really  proposing?

Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T T-OW1-L D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-R-AH0 P-OW1 Z-IH0-NG


No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she  took her breast out.

N-OW1 SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 R-IH1 NG-AA1-N SH-IY1 S-IY1-M-D S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N SH-IY1 T-UH1-K HH-ER0 B-R-EH1-S T-AW1-T


Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it  look like?!

JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0-N D-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-IH1 T-L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K


I didn’t look at it. Stupid baby’s head was blocking most of  it.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-IH1-T-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D B-EY1 B-IY0-Z HH-EH1 D-W-AA1-Z B-L-AA1 K-IH0-NG M-OW1-S T-AH1 V-IH1-T


Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.

G-OW1 AH0-N-D T-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1 B-IH0 F-AO1-R R-AA1-S F-AY1-N-D Z-AW1-T


Look, it’s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I  don’t want to hurt her.

L-UH1 K-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-IY1 Z-IY0 SH-IY1 S-EH1-D SH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-ER1-T HH-ER0


Could be Casey.


No. No, Kathy.


Consider Casey.


I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross  finds out and I’ll be gentle.

AY1-L G-OW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0 N-AW1 B-IH0 F-AO1-R R-AA1-S F-AY1-N-D Z-AW1 T-AH0-N D-IH1-L B-IY1 JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L


I can do that.


I am a gentle person.

AY1 AE1 M-AH0 JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L P-ER1 S-AH0-N


Oh, by the  way.


Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?

HH-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-EH1-NG-K TH-AH1 V-R-OW1 P-AH0 B-AW1-T S-IH1-K-S F-IY1 T-L-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-UW1 S-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England.

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-IH1-T-S DH-IH1-S T-R-AE1 JH-IH0 K-L-AH1-V-S T-AO1 R-IY0 B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N K-AE1 TH-IY0 AH0-N-D HH-EH1-TH K-L-IH0 F-AH0-N D-AH1 M-IH1-T T-EY1-K-S P-L-EY1 S-AA1 N-L-AY1-K DH-IY1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-R-IY1 P-IY0 M-AO1 R-EY2 Z-IH0 N-IH1-NG G-L-AH0-N-D


How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here , Rachel Green?

HH-AW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 K-EH1 R-AH0-K T-ER0 AY2-Z DH-AH0 TH-IY1 M-AH1-V DH-IH1-S B-UH1 K-AH1 L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 HH-IY1-R R-EY1 CH-AH0-L G-R-IY1-N


Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.

AH1 M-W-EH1 L-AY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 IH1-T-S T-R-AE1 JH-IH0 K-L-AH1-V-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-AH0 G-IH1 V-AH0-N B-AH1 T-Y-EH1 S-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which

OW0 HH-OW1 HH-UW0 S-IH1-M B-AH0 L-IH2 Z-AH0 M-AH0-N D-AH1 DH-EH1 TH-AH1 W-AY1-L D-N-AH0 S-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-AO1 R-EY2 Z-W-IH1-CH


Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here

EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N T-W-AH1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-AE1-Z SH-R-UW1 D-L-IY0 AH0-B Z-ER1-V-D HH-IY1-R


You completely stole my answer!

Y-UW1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0-S T-OW1-L M-AY1 AE1-N S-ER0


Well, honey that was pretty obvious.

W-EH1-L HH-AH1 N-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0-S


Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!

W-EH1-L HH-AW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-R-EH1 D-IH1-T


What do you think? You in the blue shirt.

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 B-L-UW1 SH-ER1-T


I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-AH1 Y-UH1-R Z-IH1 Z-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-M-EH1 N-IY0 AE1-N S-ER0-Z


Okay, my next song's called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say.

OW2 K-EY1 M-AY1 N-EH1-K-S-T S-AO1-NG-Z K-AO1-L-D F-IY1 B-IY0 B-AH1 F-EY2 W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 S-EY1


I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AH1-V D-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 S-IH1 NG-IH0-NG P-AA1-R T-N-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-EY1


Are you just repeating what I'm saying?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-R-IH0 P-IY1 T-IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0-NG


Yes, hello.


I have a question.


Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face.

AH1 M-AY1 Y-UW1-S T-Y-AO1-R P-EH1-N T-UW1 D-R-AO1 AA1-N M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z F-EY1-S


A beard and a moustache.

AH0 B-IH1-R D-AH0-N D-AH0 M-AH1-S T-AE2-SH


Thank you.


No,


Diverse.


Umm, he said he thought I was funny.

AH1-M HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0


So… Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

S-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-L-UH2 K-AH1 M-L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R Z-W-EH1-L HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M F-AH1 N-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-IH1-L F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk?  Hey, Joey?

OW2 K-EY1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1-Z G-AH1-N TH-ER0 S-EH1-N T-R-AH0 P-L-IH0-K HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0


Way to be cool, man.


Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun!

L-UH1-K JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-AH1 M-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T D-R-UW1 AA1 N-Y-AO1-R F-EY1-S D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 F-AH1-N


There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 NG-IH0 N-AH0 B-AA1-K S-AA1-N M-AY1 N-AY1-T-S T-AE2-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 L-EH1-F T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-AO1-N


Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?

W-EY1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-AY1-S T-OW1-L S-AH1 M-R-IH1-NG


We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!

W-IY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 T-UH1-K S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW2-JH S-EY1 V-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AH0-N-D K-AH0-N F-EH1-S


Okay, who are you?


The Hardy boys?


Look, I don't need to steal some stupid ring, all right?

L-UH1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1-S T-IY1-L S-AH1-M-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-R-IH1 NG-AO1-L R-AY1-T


I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?

AY1 M-EY1 K-W-AH1-N TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D S-IH1-K-S HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0 W-IY1-K D-UW1 IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-M-EY1-K DH-AE1-T


Marry me.


Whoa, ah!! We're you just gonna give me some lemonade?

W-OW1 AA1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 S-AH1 M-L-EH1 M-AH0 N-EY1-D


Hell yeah! I'll marry you!


You can't marry him!


Hey lady, your day's over! It's my turn!

HH-EY1 L-EY1 D-IY0 Y-AO1-R D-EY1 Z-OW1 V-ER0 IH1-T S-M-AY1 T-ER1-N


Well usually...yeah!

W-EH1 L-Y-UW2 S-UW0 AH0 L-IY0 AH0 B-AA1 Y-UW0


Why?! Why can't she marry me?!

W-AY1 W-AY1 K-AE1-N-T SH-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


I can and I will!


She's not pregnant. It's Rachel. Rachel's the one who's pregnant.

SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-IH1-T S-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T


Oh my God.


Hey!


Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn't have a baby in nine months!

F-IY1 B-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-N-OW1 T-AH0 S-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 IH0-N N-AY1-N M-AH1-N-TH-S


It's Joey!


Now I can't believe it! What? Rachel's pregnant?  Who's the father?

N-AW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-W-AH1 T-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T HH-UW1-Z DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0


We don't know.


Yes, yes, that's right...


Oh, look at the little cat!

OW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-AE1-T


Yeah.


Who? Who is it?


About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn't see who it was but

AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 M-AH1-N TH-AH0 G-OW1 DH-IH1-S G-AY1-S P-EH1-N-T DH-AH0 N-AY1 T-W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-IY1 HH-UW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-AH1-T


Was that story over?

W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0 OW1 V-ER0


The guy left this.


Oh my God! I know who the father is

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 N-OW1 HH-UW1 DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z


People have got to finish their stories!

P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-AE1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-EH1-R-S T-AO1 R-IY0-Z


Oh my God, you're back!


Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand!

OW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 IH1 T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D


David, I'm pretending to

D-EY1 V-IH0 D-IH1-M P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N D-IH0-NG T-UW1


I wanna see what's in your hand. I wanna see the trash.

AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 W-AH0-T S-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N D-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-SH


Eww! Oh, it's all dirty. You should throw this out.

Y-UW1 OW1 IH1-T S-AO1-L D-ER1 T-IY0 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D TH-R-OW1 DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


No!


Me too!


Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y'know?

HH-EY1 W-EH1-N DH-AH0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K-S T-AA1-R-T S-AH1 P-AH0 G-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH1 V-M-EY1 B-IY0 G-OY1-N D-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-OW1 B-AA2 T-IH1 K-N-OW0


Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don't wanna look stupid!

R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D-S T-IH1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-UW0 T-IY1 N-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 L-UH1-K-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


Alright we're back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!

AO2-L R-AY1 T-W-ER0 B-AE1-K T-EH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-L-EH1-F-T HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 T-EH1-N N-AY1 N-EY1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N


Three, Two, One!


Cut!


Morning!


Everything was delicious!

EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1-Z D-IH0 L-IH1 SH-AH0-S


So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?

S-OW1 L-IH1 Z-IY0 ER0 IY1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 P-L-AE1 N-IH0 NG-AA1-N-S T-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh no-no believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible!

OW1 N-AA1 N-OW0 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 IH1 M-L-IY1 V-IH0 NG-AE1-Z S-UW1 N-AE1-Z P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L


Good. Good. Not that we don't want you to stay, obviously you're welcome—How much more homework do you have?

G-UH1-D G-UH1 D-N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1-S T-EY1 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 Y-UH1 R-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M HH-OW2 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1-R HH-OW1 M-W-ER2-K D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V


Actually I do have one small complaint.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 D-UW1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N S-M-AO1-L K-AH0-M P-L-EY1-N-T


Uh Phoebe, what she makes—that's uh—they're sock rabbits.

AH1 F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AH1-T SH-IY1 M-AE1 K-AH0-S T-AE2-T S-AH1 DH-IY0 ER0 S-AA1 K-R-AE1 B-AH0-T-S


They are completely different—Okay!

DH-EY1 AA1-R K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 D-IH0 F-R-AH0-N T-AA1 K-AH0 W-IY0


Okay!


I didn't make it!


I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we're supposed to

AY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T T-AH0 N-AY1 T-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1


All right, I'm nine years old.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M N-AY1 N-Y-IH1-R Z-OW1-L-D


Oh, I hate this story.


It's not!


I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-IH1-S P-AA1-R-T V-IY2 V-IH0 D-IH1 L-Y-AH0 M-AW1-TH F-UH2 L-AH1-V P-AH1-M-P K-IH0-N P-AY1 AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S CH-UW1-Z T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 TH-EH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S-T


You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me!

Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T TH-R-UW1 AO1-L DH-IH1-S T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-EH1 F-ER0-T T-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-IH1-S T-EY1-P F-AO1-R M-IY1


Y'know I'm just gonna—I, I am gonna make this up to you!

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-EY0 AY1 AE1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1-K DH-IH1 S-AH1-P T-UW1 Y-UW1


I will!


That little naked guy would be me.

DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 M-IY1


Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-IH1-D P-UH1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-AO1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 T-EY1-P


No.  And then I called him, and he wasn't there.

N-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 K-AO1-L-D HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AO1-S-T DH-EH1-R


Well, then he's, he's probably just, out.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N HH-IY1-Z HH-IY1-Z P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-AW1-T


Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle.  'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AE1 N-AH0 R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0-L M-IY1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-AE1 NG-AE1-T JH-AA1 V-AH0 JH-OW1-Z


Hello.


Hi! It's me.


Hi! Oh, I'm so glad you called.

HH-AY1 OW1 IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 K-AO1-L-D


Really? I've been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don't, don't you think we can work on this?

R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1-V B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AY1 M-IY1-N D-AA1-N-T D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-W-ER1 K-AA1-N DH-IH1-S


Hey, what do you want to drink?

HH-EY1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG-K


Who's that?


No.  This is my red sweater.

N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 R-EH1-D S-W-EH1 T-ER0


Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?

IH1 Z-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 F-AY1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-AH0 AE1 P-AH0-L JH-UW1-S


Is that Mark?


Umm, honey, look he just came over to....

AH1-M HH-AH1 N-IY0 L-UH1-K HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1 M-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1


Yeah! Got it!


Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.

HH-EY1 D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R G-AY1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-OW1 S-AE1-D K-AH1-M D-AE1-N-S


Oh, it's just not the right time.

OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 R-AY1-T T-AY1-M


Hey, you don't have to smile. You just have to dance.

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-M-AY1 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S


Look, I don't feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?

L-UH1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N-T F-IY1-L L-AY1-K D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG K-OW2 K-EY1


Oh, okay.  Hey, two beers.


in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from

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Sure.


Okay.  Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?

OW2 K-EY1 OW1 W-EY1 T-AH1-M D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EH1-N-D DH-OW1-Z K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K-T-S T-UW1 M-AH0 L-AA1-N


If this is your idea of sexy talk?

IH1-F DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-AO1 R-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AH1-V S-EH1-K S-IY0 T-AO1-K


Nope.


Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don't get.

OW2 K-EY1 P-L-IY1-Z T-EH1-L M-IY1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R JH-OW1-K-S DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1-T


Y'know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?

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I'm serious!


Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!

DH-OW1-Z K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K-T S-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1-T T-AH0 D-EY1


Rach, I'm sorry, but you didn't give me any contracts!

R-AE1 CH-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K-T-S


Yes I did! And I put a little

Y-EH1 S-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 P-UH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


And you promise you'll get this taken care of right away?

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-Y-UW1-L G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S T-EY1 K-AH0-N K-EH1 R-AH1 V-R-AY1 T-AH0 W-EY1


Y'know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T T-AE1 G-IH1 F-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 AO1 F-AH0 S-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D S-IY1 DH-OW1-Z K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K-T-S S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R D-EH1-S-K


No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are

N-OW1 AY1 W-UH1-D S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 AA1-R


Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!

AO1-R M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 W-UH1-D S-IY1 M-IY1 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AA1-R T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R K-R-AA1-CH


Can he handle the stick?

K-AE1-N HH-IY1 HH-AE1-N D-AH0-L DH-AH0-S T-IH1-K


No! Come on its late, we're not gonna go down to the office.

N-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1-T S-L-EY1 T-W-ER0 N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 AO1 F-AH0-S


Okay I understand.  I wouldn't want to be proved wrong either.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 P-R-UW1-V D-R-AO1 NG-IY1 DH-ER0


Hey!


Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk.  Dirk, this    is my good friend Ross.

HH-EY1 R-AA1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 K-OW1-S T-AA0-R-Z D-ER1-K D-ER1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 G-UH1-D F-R-EH1-N D-R-AA1-S


Nice to meet you.


Oh and I need to talk to you.

OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1


About what?


To see if know what these guys are talking about.

T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 F-N-OW1 W-AH1-T DH-IY1-Z G-AY1 Z-AA1-R T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Pheebs, how's it going?


Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler.

OW1 DH-IH1-S SH-UH1-D B-IY1 IY1 Z-IY0 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 W-AY1-D P-EH1-L V-AH0 S-Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it's going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

N-OW1-P S-AW1-N D-L-AY1 K-M-IY1 F-IY1-B Z-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG G-R-EY1 T-L-UH1 K-AE1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IH1 DH-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EY1 B-IY0 G-ER1-L CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


It's you. This is yours.


Oh right, Coach Ruben.


Do you know what Pheebs?


Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.

N-AO1 N-OW1 W-IY1 AA1 R-AO1-L R-IY0-S P-AA1-N S-AH0 B-AH0-L F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 OW1-N B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


Y'know, y'know I'm lookin' and I don't think anyone's home here.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N-Z HH-OW1-M HH-IY1-R


What do you mean?


Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!

F-ER0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1-N T-EY1 K-IH0-NG M-AY1 K-AO1-L Z-IH0 N-AH0 W-IY1-K


Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 OW1 V-ER0 IH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 D-AA1-N-T K-AH1 M-AW1-T HH-IY1-R


Uh, what was that?


...I'm, I'm okay.


That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...

DH-AE1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z G-UH1 D-IH1-L K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0


Okay.


Bye.


Yeah, there you go!


Second date!


...I dunno.


Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay?

W-EH1-L SH-IY1 S-IY1-M-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1 S-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-AH1-T DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L TH-IH1 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-ER0 K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 D-AW1-N HH-IY1-R JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1


I mean,... how needy is that?

AY1 M-IY1-N HH-AW1 N-IY1 D-IY0 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T


You're right.


You're so pretty.


Hi!


That is the new plan.


Hi.


Phoebe!


Ta-da.


Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't…  Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!

N-AW1 TH-AE1-T-S T-R-AE1 SH-Y-AH1 NG-L-EY1 D-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T HH-EY1-S T-AA1-P DH-AE1 T-Y-AH1 NG-L-EY1 D-IY0 SH-IY1 D-OW1 N-EY2 T-AH0-D T-R-AE1-SH


Hey!!


Oh good!


Whoa!


What is that?!


It's nine o'clock in the morning!

IH1-T S-N-AY1 N-AH0 K-L-AA1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Can I help you?


Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-AA1 N-OW1 IH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S P-UW1 K-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 W-UW1


I missed you.  I'm gonna get changed.

AY1 M-IH1-S T-Y-UW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T CH-EY1-N-JH-D


Oh, you're kidding me!


Um, now. Phoebs.


Oh, right, OK. Ole.


What?


Y'know, there are two people who could put your picture up there.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-EH1 R-AA1-R T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 K-UH1-D P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1-P DH-EH1-R


Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks?  You're the other one right?

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 G-OW1 AW1-T F-AO1-R D-R-IH1-NG-K S-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-R-AY1-T


Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-R-IY1-K T-M-IY1 AW1 T-AH0-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 AH0 W-AY1 L-AY1 IY1 V-IH0-N T-R-AY1-D T-UW1 HH-ER1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T-S P-ER1 D-Y-UW1 AA1-N


What?! You're crazy! There's nothing sexual about the noises I make!

W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 N-OY1 Z-IH0 Z-AY1 M-EY1-K


There's nothing sexual about this?

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


Oo God!


What are you looking at?!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1-T


I mean hi.


No, you can't let this stop you from getting massages!

N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-L-EH1-T DH-IH1-S-S T-AA1 P-Y-UW1 F-R-AH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-AH0 S-AA1 ZH-IH0-Z


No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!

N-OW1 L-UH1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AY1 HH-AE1 V-L-AA1-T S-AH1-V K-L-AY1 AH0-N-T-S DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K DH-AH0 S-EY1-M N-OY1 Z-IH0 Z-Y-UW1 D-UW1


Really?!


Well not clients, lovers. But let's just y'know, try it again. Come back and-and we'll work through it.

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Are you sure?


Yes.


I do it every year.


Great! Okay, if you'll just excuse me.  So, did you hear something you liked?

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Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter.

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Yeah, we're done.


Ezel? Ezel? Ezel?


Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-L-IH1 S-AH0-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 S-IY1 DH-AE1 T-N-UW1 AY1 M-AE2-K S-M-UW1 V-IY0 AA1-N T-AY1-D P-UW1-L-Z


No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.

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Sweet!


Oh, that's Ross's.


Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

AA1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 JH-AH1-S T-R-AA1 S-R-AA1 S-AH0-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 IH1 Z-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH1-F


Remembered what?


I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?

AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D HH-UW1 W-UH1-D K-AE1-N S-AH0 L-AE1 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L D-EY1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 F-EY1-K B-AE1 CH-AH0 L-ER0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.

W-IY1 W-ER0 W-AO1 K-IH0-NG B-AY1 DH-IH1 S-AE0-N T-IY1-K-S T-AO1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 S-AO1 DH-IH1-S P-IH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 AH0-N D-AY1 T-OW1-L-D HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-N M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 HH-AE1 D-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L


So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?

S-OW1 IH1-T-S D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-IY1-Z T-UW1 N-AE1-N S-IY0 AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 AH0 G-R-IY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric  Sorry.

W-EH1 L-AH1-M DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 N-IH1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-AH1 T-AH1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AH1-V DH-IH1-S F-AE1 B-R-IH0-K S-AA1 R-IY0


Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.

OW1 D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 S-AA1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R JH-AA1-B HH-IY1-R T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-AO1 R-AH0 P-IH1 N-Y-AH0-N Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 T-EY1-K K-R-EH1 D-AH0-T F-AO1-R TH-EH1 M-AH0-M K-IH1 D-IH0-NG


She is kidding, but don't ever disagree with her again. Okay, now I'm kidding!

SH-IY1 IH1-Z K-IH1 D-IH0-NG B-AH1-T D-AA1-N T-EH1 V-ER0 D-IH0 S-AH0 G-R-IY1 W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1 N-OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 IH1-M K-IH1 D-IH0-NG


Oh, what a fun office.


I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1-N B-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1-T


So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?

S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 W-IY1 T-EY1 K-AH0 B-R-EY1 K-W-IY1 G-OW1 AW1-T S-AY1 D-AH0-N D-W-EH1-L F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 DH-IH1 S-AW1 T-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 K-AH1-M B-AE1-K


Rachel? Do you smoke?


Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories……about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.

OW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 D-AE1-D Z-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z T-EH1-L M-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AO1 R-ER0-S T-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-S B-EY2-T G-OW1-S-T S-AH0-N-D G-AA1 B-L-IH0-N-Z HH-UW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-AH0-D DH-AH0 P-R-IH1-N S-AH0 S-R-AY1-T T-UW1 S-M-OW1-K


What?


Peach pit.


Yes, Bunny?


Wait, just a second.


-Peaches?


Actually, nectarines, but basically...

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-EH1-K T-ER0 AH0-N-Z B-AH1-T B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0


Could've been a peach.


Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the-  -the bus stop... I'm fine.

DH-EH1 N-AH1 DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 G-AA1-T D-R-EH1-S T-AH0-N D-IY1 AY1 W-AO1-K-T HH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 DH-AH0 B-AH1-S-S T-AA1 P-IH1-M F-AY1-N


Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's!  What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.

HH-EY1 DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 M-AH0-N-Z G-AA1 T-AE1 N-AE1 S-L-AY1-K K-EH1 R-AH0-L Z-W-AH1-T TH-AO1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D-S T-AH1-F


All right!


Westminster Abbey!


Hands down, best Abbey I've ever seen.

HH-AE1-N-D-Z D-AW1-N B-EH1-S T-AE1 B-IY0 AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1-N


Hey!


Well I hope you have fun tonight.

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V F-AH1-N T-AH0 N-AY1-T


What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V DH-AH0 AE1 B-IY0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


I believe it.


Really? To what?


No you do—y'know what, you're not gonna suck me into this.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-OY1-N K-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 S-AH1 K-M-IY1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Man,


Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done!  And

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-AY1 N-EY1-L-Z D-AH1 N-AH0-N-D


Jurassic Park


That's a mailman! That's

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 M-EY1-L M-AE2-N TH-AE1-T-S


Maybe we should check the trash chute.

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D CH-EH1-K DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-SH SH-UW1-T


Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

R-AA1-S K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-IH1-T D-AW1-N DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-SH SH-UW1-T


Eh..., I don't, I don't know.


Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?

W-EH1 L-AE1 Z-OW1-L D-AE1-Z HH-IY1 IH1 Z-IH0-N D-AO1 G-Y-IH1-R-Z D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-N-UW1 P-IY0 SH-UH1-D-S T-IH1-L B-IY1 AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 F-L-AY1 DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG


Rachel?


Just, y'know out.


Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 F-ER1-S-T K-EY1-M HH-IY1-R HH-AW1 Y-UW1-S P-EH1-N-T T-UW1 W-IY1-K-S G-EH1 T-IH0-NG T-R-EY1-N-D B-AY1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-EY1 T-R-AH0-S


Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?

OW1 SH-UH1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-R-EY1-N S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 N-UW1


I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while.

AY1 AH1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 AH0 B-AA1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1-K T-ER0 AW1-N-D F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.

HH-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AH1-P HH-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N


Yeah?


Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.

HH-EY1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1 L-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


Ross you left you scarf in… Hey you guys.

R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1-S K-AA1-R F-IH0-N HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


No, the little girl creeps me out.

N-OW1 DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L K-R-IY1-P S-M-IY1 AW1-T


You guys make a


Why would the baby creep me out?

W-AY1 W-UH1-D DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 K-R-IY1 P-M-IY1 AW1-T


Why would the little girl creep you out?

W-AY1 W-UH1-D DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L K-R-IY1 P-Y-UW1 AW1-T


You guys, I'm sorry, could you please talk a little slower?

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1-Z T-AO1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-L-OW1 ER0


This is going in your book?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R B-UH1-K


I'm marrying her.


What?! Excuse me!


And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.

AH0-N-D HH-AW1 N-AH1 N-AH1 V-IH1 T-M-AE1 T-ER0 Z-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AH1 V-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


Hi Joey.


Yes, I made it!


He has the most amazing Porsche under there!

HH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG P-AO1-R SH-AH0 AH1-N D-ER0 DH-EH1-R


I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in.

IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 SH-OW1 Y-AA1 B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AH1-K-T HH-ER0 IH0-N


She's sleeping.


Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink?

HH-EY1 AH1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-ER1-L Z-L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-OW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG-K


Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?

Y-AE1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1 P-W-AO1 K-IH0 N-AO1-L R-AY1-T


And how do I know?


Her dying wish was for one last kiss.

HH-ER0 D-AY1 IH0 NG-W-IH1 SH-W-AA1-Z F-AO1 R-W-AH1 N-L-AE1-S-T K-IH1-S


What the? What


Miss? May I help you?


But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment.

B-AH1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AY1 AH0-N P-AE1-K-T DH-AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH0 Z-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-AY1-S F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 S-OW1 IY1 W-IY0 K-L-IY1-N-D DH-AH0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

S-OW1 AY1 M-UW1-V D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-W-EH1 R-IH1 T-W-EH1 R-IH1 T-W-EH1-N-T B-AE1 K-AH0-N D-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1-T S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1 F-IY1 D-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1-T S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L-T


Do you want me to be afraid of you?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 F-R-EY1 D-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Of course not.


I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it.

AY1 M-IY1-N G-AA1-SH CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T S-IH1-T S-AH0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0-L TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-IH1-T


I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-R-D TH-IH1 NG-W-EH1 R-AY1 W-AA1-N T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T P-L-EY1-S B-AH1 T-IH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.

W-AH1 T-W-AY1 N-AA1 T-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-AH0 T-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AH1 N-IY0


Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, y'know.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-D B-IY1 AH0 M-IH2 L-Y-AH0 N-EH1-R B-AY1 N-AW1 IH1 K-N-OW0


Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.

OW1 W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-Y-UW1 K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 M-IY1


Aw, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry.

AO1 Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0 T-M-EY1-K DH-IH1-S D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z


A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!

AH0 M-AE1 JH-IH0 K-EY1-T B-AO1 L-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-M-EY1-K DH-IH1-S D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-AH0 T-OY1


Ooh, it's not a toy.


Well, I don't know what else to do.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-EH1-L-S T-UW1 D-UW1


I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30!

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 IY1 DH-ER0 K-IY1 P-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-AH0-N D-L-UW1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-IH1 M-IY0 AH0 M-IY0 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AO1 R-AY1 K-IY1 P-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S-T DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D T-AY1-M B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 AE1-M TH-ER1 D-IY0


So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it!

S-OW1 S-OW0 IH1 F-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N HH-AE1 SH-AH0 Z-AH0 B-EH1 T-ER0 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-L-EH1-T-S HH-IY1 R-IH1-T


'Cause I-I got nothing!


All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do.

AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 SH-AY1 EH1 N-IY0 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-IH1-L D-UW1


Okay then.


Here we go.


Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?

W-AY1 K-AA1 Z-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-Y-AH1-D G-OW1 F-AO1 R-IH1-T


Yeah, maybe.


Later is not good enough.

L-EY1 T-ER0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T G-UH1 D-IH0 N-AH1-F


What you don't think I'd go up to her?

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-D G-OW1 AH1-P T-UW1 HH-ER0


What the hell!


Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L M-IH1 S-IY0 Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-ER0 B-IY1 G-L-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-L-IH1-S T-IH1 Z-L-AE1 M-AH0 N-EY2 T-AH0-D


Okay, hold my crawler.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-OW1-L D-M-AY1 K-R-AO1 L-ER0


Okay.


Yeah?


Are you Phoebe Buffay?


Okay, that's, that's enough.

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-IH0 N-AH1-F


Can-can I get your autograph, I'm your biggest fan.

K-AE1-N K-AE2 N-AY1 G-EH1 T-Y-AO1 R-AO1 T-AH0 G-R-AE2 F-IH1 M-Y-AO1-R B-IH1 G-AH0-S-T F-AE1-N


I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 T-UH1 K-IH1-T P-R-IH1 T-IY0 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 P-AA1 L-OW0 Z-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1 S-OW1


Oh-oh-oh, yeah!  That's right, you take good care of those babies!

OW0 HH-OW1 HH-UW0 Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 T-EY1-K G-UH1-D K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.

N-AA1 N-OW0 SH-IY1 K-IH1-K T-AW1 ER0 B-AH1-T S-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 OW0 L-IH1-M P-IH0-K-S T-AE1-N D-IH0-NG TH-ER0 T-IY1-M


Come on, two on one.


Do I know you?


What, now?


Yes, now is when you swoop!

Y-EH1 S-N-AW1 IH1 Z-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-W-UW1-P


You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-N P-AW1 L-OW0 W-AO1-K S-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-EH1-R DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T G-AY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L S-IY1 Z-IH1 Z-Y-UW1 SH-EH1-S G-AA1 T-AH0 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T


You're like, like the anti-Paolo!

Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AE0-N T-IH1 P-AH0 L-OW0


Good!


Pick one.


You're there for her.


You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross!

Y-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1-P DH-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AH1 SH-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 EY1 JH-AH1 V-R-AA1-S


Well, I just called Joshua

W-EH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L-D JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0


Oh, how did it go?


Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—I'm just going through a hard time.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-IH1 D-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T T-UW1 K-AH0-N V-IH1-N-S HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T S-AH1-M K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 G-ER1-L HH-UW1 IH1-Z D-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-AE1 R-IH0 D-IY2-M JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 AH0 HH-AA1-R-D T-AY1-M


What did he say?


Well uh, his answering machine was

W-EH1 L-AH1 HH-IH1 Z-AE1-N S-ER0 IH0-NG M-AH0 SH-IY1 N-W-AA1-Z


Ohh, sweetie!  Hey, I bet you anything that he's gonna call you again.

OW1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 HH-EY1 AY1 B-EH1 T-Y-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1-T HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N


Yeah, maybe, but I don't think I even care.

Y-AE1 M-EY1 B-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 IY1 V-IH0-N K-EH1-R


I don't think he's the one I'm sad about.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1-Z DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-IH1-M S-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T


Y'know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don't think I'm handling it all that well.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 AE1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 W-IH1 DH-R-AA1-S G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D B-AH1 T-AE1 Z-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M HH-AE1-N D-L-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AO1-L DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-L


Yeah, maybe.


And I-I am just trying to figure out why.

AH0-N D-IY1 AE1-M JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1 T-W-AY1


Any luck?


Well, yeah, y'know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again?

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 N-AO1 F-AH0 G-EH1 N-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 N-AO1 F-AH0 G-EH1-N


I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.

AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0-D DH-AE1-T S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R D-AW1-N DH-AH0 R-OW1 D-W-IY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-N


Again. Y'know what? I think we all did.

AH0 G-EH1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 AO1-L D-IH1-D


Hey!


I don't get it!


And if she didn't take it, and I didn't take it; and you  didn't take it, then who did?

AH0-N D-IH1-F SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-IH1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-IH1-T DH-EH1-N HH-UW1 D-IH1-D


I can't believe it.  Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AE1 D-AE1-T HH-IH1-M N-AW1


Can I tell you something? Me too.

K-AE1 N-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-UW1


This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-S T-ER1 D-IY0 K-AH0-N-S T-R-AH1-K SH-AH0-N T-AH1-N Z-AH1-V-S T-AO1 R-AH0-JH K-AH0-M P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T-S S-AH1-M B-IH1 G-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 F-IH1 T-AH0 G-R-OW1-N M-AE1-N


What?!


I got in there myself once.

AY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-W-AH1-N-S


Doorknob?


It was funny 'til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0 T-IH1 L-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 K-AO1 F-IH0-N


No, you, you can't fit in that thing. That's not deep enough.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T F-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AE1-T TH-IH1-NG TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T D-IY1 P-IH0 N-AH1-F


Oh yeah?  If I can't, I'll knock five bucks off the price off the unit.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1-N T-IH1-L N-AA1-K F-AY1-V B-AH1-K S-AO1-F DH-AH0 P-R-AY1 S-AO1-F DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0-T


All right, you have yourself a deal.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH0 D-IY1-L


Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.

R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 M-IH2 S-AH0-N D-ER0-S T-UH1 D-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-W-IY1-K-S


Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!

S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-AY1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N HH-IY1-R JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 F-R-AH1 M-IH1-T HH-EY1 AH0 N-IH1 K-AH0-L


Hey! What's up?


That! Let's talk about that.

DH-AE1 T-L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


Hey!


Hey Joey!


Erin! Still here!


Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!

Y-AE1 W-IY1 EH1-N D-AH0 D-AH1-P-S P-EH1-N D-IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-EY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1-D S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1-M


Why wouldn't ya? Erin is great! Then-then there's you guys.

W-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-Y-AA1 EH1 R-IH0 N-IH1-Z G-R-EY1-T TH-EH1-N TH-AH0-N DH-EH1-R Z-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


Ohh, listen. I've got to get going. Today was great, thanks!

OW1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 D-EY1 W-AA1-Z G-R-EY1-T TH-AE1-NG-K-S


I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 B-R-AO1-T B-AE1-K HH-AE1 F-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-IY1 CH-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-EH1 R-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 W-EH1 N-AY1 Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 SH-EY1 V-M-AY1 HH-EH1-D


Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T


But my apartment!


Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.

IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AE1 Z-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-AE1-Z DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1-T F-IY1 B-IY0 T-UH1-K K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AO1-L B-AY1 HH-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Really?!


Yeah!


When will that be?


Y'know what, I should do it.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 IH1-T