Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 G-AE1 L-AH0 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 EH1-N-D S-AH1-M T-AY2-M


Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.

D-AA1-N-T G-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2 R-IH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T B-AE1-K


Yeah, sure.  All right, whose court is the ball in now?

Y-AE1 SH-UH1 R-AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-UW1-Z K-AO1-R T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-AO1 L-IH0-N N-AW1


I thought there wasn't a ball?

AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AO1-S T-AH0 B-AO1-L


Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N HH-IY1-Z G-L-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-EY1-M HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2-R B-AO1-L-Z F-L-AY1 IH0 NG-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-S


Rachel, this is my friend Tom.

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D T-AA1-M


Oh, go on! You telling people about me?

OW1 G-OW1 AA1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-IH0-NG P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle.

Y-UW1 T-UW1 K-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-IH1 T-IH1 T-AO1 F-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 M-IH1-NG G-AH0-L


So you work at


Yeah, okay, at ease solider!

Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 AE1 T-IY1-Z S-AA1 L-AH0 D-ER0


I'm sorry?


No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy.

N-OW1 IH1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T D-R-AA1-P DH-AH0 AE1-K-T T-AA1 M-IY0


I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 AH1 AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 G-OW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N D-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M N-AY1-S T-R-AY1


Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!

M-AE1-N HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1-P S-L-AA1 B-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-AH1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1 P-N-AA1 K-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-R-AY1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-AA1-R-K


I think I need a drink.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG-K


Yeah!


Hey, Pheebs?


No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!

N-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-AE1-N S-IY0 AE1 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 Y-EH1 L-OW0 P-EY1 JH-AH0-Z


Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again.

L-UH1-K F-IY1-B Z-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z F-AO1-R F-AO1-R S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R M-EH1 TH-AH0 D-W-AA1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 B-IY1 M-AY1 T-IY1 CH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.

AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-AY1 W-OW1-N-T T-AH1 CH-AH0 G-IH0 T-AA1 R-AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0


You really think I'm ready?

Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0


Uh-huh!


Wow! Cool!


Was the chord at least right

W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 K-AO1-R D-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-R-AY1-T


No!


Well, this has been fun.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N F-AH1-N


Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life.

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R L-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-IY1 Y-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R F-OW1 N-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R S-EY1 V-IH0-NG M-AY1 L-AY1-F


Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout.  See ya.

W-EH1-L G-UH2-D B-AY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 G-R-EY1-T B-L-AE1 K-AW2-T S-IY1 Y-AA1


Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457.

HH-AY1 AH1 M-AY1 AE1 M-AH0 K-AW1-N T-N-AH1-M B-ER0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N M-IH1 L-Y-AH0 N-W-AH1-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D F-AO1-R T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N


And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.

AH0-N D-AH1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-AE1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1 K-AH0 K-AA1 P-IY0 AH1-V DH-AH0 T-EY1-P


We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink....

W-ER0 B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-IY1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-L-EY1 ER0 IH0 NG-AH1-V SH-IH1-R F-AE1 B-R-IH0-K S-AH0-N-D K-AH1 L-ER0-Z F-AO1 R-IH1-N-S T-AH0-N S-AH0 SH-IH1-R N-EY1 V-IY0 B-L-AW1 S-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 P-IH1-NG-K


I'm really glad we came.  You're so pretty. I love you.

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-L-AE1 D-W-IY1 K-EY1 M-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Okay, that's a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 OW1 Y-AE1 OW1 Y-AE1


Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back, I've got a Schemp in my office.

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 B-AE1 K-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 SH-EH1-M P-IH0-N M-AY1 AO1 F-AH0-S


What are you doing?


I'm sorry.


But ah, hey, oh, somebody's off the phone, how 'bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.

B-AH1 T-AA1 HH-EY1 OW1 S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 Z-AO1-F DH-AH0 F-OW1-N HH-AW1 B-AW1 T-AH0 G-L-AE1 S-AH1 V-W-AY1-N B-AY1 DH-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-IH1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N


Ross you're not listening to me, I don't have time to stop.

R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-AY1-M T-UW1-S T-AA1-P


Come on Rach, you don't have what, ten minutes?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-AE1 CH-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-T T-EH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


I don't have ten minutes!!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-EH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


What?  Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

W-AH1-T S-OW1 F-IY0 D-AH1-Z SH-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-EH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don't!

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


Don't yell at me okay, this is the most I've seen you all week.

D-AA1-N T-Y-EH1 L-AE1 T-M-IY1 OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-AY1-V S-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-IY1-K


Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I've got a deadline, would you just go home, I'll talk to you later.

L-UH1 K-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 D-EH1 D-L-AY2 N-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-IH1-L T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Yeah, but wait...


Good bye!


Actually, that's our three hole punch.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AW1 ER0 TH-R-IY1 HH-OW1-L P-AH1-N-CH


Oh yeah? When?


I'll tell you what.


When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

W-EH1 N-W-ER0 F-AO1-R T-IY0 IH1 F-N-IY1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1 S-AA1-R M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 G-EH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N


Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

W-AY1 W-OW1-N T-AY1 B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-EH1 N-AY1 AE1-M F-AO1-R T-IY0


Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-EH1-N-T HH-AY2 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-IY0


Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

OW1 K-EY1 HH-AY2 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-IY0 W-AY1 W-OW1-N T-AY1 B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-EH1 N-AY1 AE1-M F-AO1-R T-IY0


No, no, no.


What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-IH1-Z DH-EH1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG F-AH2-N D-AH0 M-EH1-N T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N M-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


Uh, uh.


Well?


Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!

D-IH1-R G-AA1-D DH-IH1-S P-EH1 R-AH0 SH-UW2 T-IH1 Z-AH0 N-AE1-P S-AE2-K


Hey.


Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.

HH-EY1 UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-R-EH1 S-AH0 D-R-AH0-S


Did you go home and change?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D CH-EY1-N-JH


Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-AE1 N-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T D-EY1 AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 L-UH1 K-N-AY1 S-AH1-M HH-AE1 Z-AH1 D-R-AY1-V F-R-AE1-N-Z B-UH0-L B-IH1-N B-AY1


No, I haven't seen him.

N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1-N HH-IH1-M


Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here.  What if the baby needs him?

W-EH1 L-W-EH1 R-IH1-Z HH-IY1 HH-IY1 IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-W-AH1 T-IH1-F DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 N-IY1-D-Z HH-IH1-M


Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 D-IY1 L-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D D-AA1-K T-ER0 Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0


Yeah, why?


No reason.


I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you  a Merry Christmas!

IH1-M DH-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 AA2-R M-AH0 D-IH1 L-OW0 IH1 M-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-AH1-V S-AE1-N T-AH0 S-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 S-EH1-N T-M-IY1 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 W-IH1 SH-Y-UW1 AH0 M-EH1 R-IY0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S


What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 S-AE1-N T-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 AA2-R M-AH0 D-IH1 L-OW0


Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S P-L-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-IH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Yeah, that's her.


Thank you.


It's unbelievable! I-I can't believe that sign didn't work!

IH1-T S-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-IY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T S-AY1-N D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-ER1-K


Y'know what would work?


Stop making candy!


You mean they like you.


Maybe.


Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?

IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-EY1 M-AH0 SH-EH1-F S-OW1 DH-AE1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1 D-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1


Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man?

OW1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T G-EH1 T-IH0-NG P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UW1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AH1 F-AH1 N-IY0 M-AE1-N


We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled 'CUT!'

W-IY1 W-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-T F-AO2-R M-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 N-UW1 M-AH0 L-EH1 N-IY0 AH0 M-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-AY1 Y-EH1-L-D K-AH1-T


Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?

AH1 W-EY1-T S-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 Y-UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-IH1-D DH-AH0 R-UW0 T-IY1-N F-R-AH1 M-EY1-T-TH G-R-EY1-D


Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit.  Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 AH0-P D-EY1 T-IH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T HH-EY1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 G-R-EY1-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T K-AE1 CH-IH0-NG M-IY1


'Cos I was gonna say there's no way you could've done the end the way you guys did it back then!

K-AO1 S-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 W-EY1 Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-AH0-V D-AH1-N DH-AH0 EH1-N-D DH-AH0 W-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-IH1 D-IH1-T B-AE1-K DH-EH1-N


What? We could do it!


I don't know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 AH0 L-AA1-T B-IH1 G-ER0 AY1 M-IY1-N-S T-R-AO1 NG-ER0 B-AE1-K DH-EH1-N


I can do it, okay? Come on, let's go.

AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

W-AH1-N T-UW1 TH-R-IY1 F-AO1-R F-AY1-V S-IH1-K-S S-EH1 V-AH0 N-EY1-T


I can't do it!


Now you do that, you're on TV.

N-AW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1


Hey!


So, what are you guys in the market for? We've got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AA1-R K-AH0-T F-AO1 R-W-IY1-V G-AA1 T-AH1-S K-AA1-R-V-Z T-UW1 L-AH0-P P-OW1-S-T K-AA1-R-D-Z


Check this out? Huh?  Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think?

CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T HH-AH1 Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0-S T-AH1 F-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Well, I don't have to buy that, "I'm with stupid" T-shirt anymore.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-AY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-W-IH1-DH-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D SH-ER1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Well, I like it. Here you go.

W-EH1 L-AY1 L-AY1 K-IH1-T HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1


All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that are you? Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-AY1 DH-AE1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S T-M-IY1 IH0 N-AH1-F F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N D-EY1


Oh, I embarrass you?


How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?

HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-N S-ER0 DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 N-IH1-M P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N D-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1


Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 DH-EH1-N HH-AW1 K-AH1-M N-OW1 W-AH1-N HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M


They're all tourists.


All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y'know, you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-IH1 F-Y-UW1 IH0-N S-IH1-S T-AA1 N-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-IH0-N P-AH1 B-L-IH0 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0-S P-EH1-N-D DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1 N-AO1-L B-AY1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Oh yeah?  If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-M-IY1 CH-UW1-Z B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 HH-AE1 T-AY1 CH-UW1-Z DH-AH0 HH-AE1-T


Good choice.


Thanks.


Okay, wait. All right, that's it, okay, I'm out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!

OW2 K-EY1 W-EY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 M-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?

S-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AE1 N-EH1-M-P T-IY0 V-EY1-S HH-AH1


What?


Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else.

IH1 K-N-OW0 S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-EH1 D-AE1 Z-M-EH1 N-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T B-UH1-K S-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 D-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-AY1-T T-R-IH1-K P-OW1 AH0-M-Z DH-AE1-T S-IY1-M T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-N TH-IH1-NG B-AH1 T-AA1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S


And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 G-EH1 T-IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D-S T-AH1 F-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 N-AY1 M-AY1


Whoa, whoa, whoa.


Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.

W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 DH-AH0 P-OW1 AH0 M-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.

DH-AH0 EH1-M-P T-IY0 V-EY1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 M-AY1 B-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-M-IY1 S-OW1 S-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1-S


I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D F-IY1 B-IY0


No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?

N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1 L-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-W-EH1 L-AO1 L-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 N-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-Y-UW1 F-IY1-L B-EH1 T-ER0 N-AW1


Oh yeah.


Okay, forward. Forward—Stop!  Okay, back—Stop!  Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!

OW2 K-EY1 F-AO1 R-W-ER0-D F-AO1-R T-R-AO1-F-S T-OW2 K-EY1 B-AE1-K-S T-AA2 P-OW2 K-EY1 F-AO1-R T-R-AO1-F-S-T-S T-AA1-P-S T-AA1-P


Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IH1-R Z-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


Okay, I'm gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1 S-M-IH1 N-IY0 V-AE1 N-AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-IH1 T-IH0-N N-UW1 T-R-AH0-L


You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot.

Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z P-UH1 SH-IH1-T F-AO1 R-W-ER0-D S-OW1 R-AA1-S K-AE1-N D-R-AY1 V-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z-S P-AA1-T


Okay?


All right, here we go.


Haul ass!!!


So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain.

S-OW1 IH1-T S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T B-AY1 DH-AH0 Y-IH1-R T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 TH-ER1 D-IY0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-L B-IY1 K-AH0-M P-Y-UW1 T-ER0-Z DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N K-AE1 R-IY0 AW1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V F-AH1-NG-K SH-AH0-N Z-AE1 Z-AE1 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N B-R-EY1-N


...and live forever as a machine!

AH0-N D-L-AY1-V F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 AE1 Z-AH0 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now?

TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 JH-AH0 N-IY1 N-Y-UW2 Y-OW1 Y-UW2 N-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


You and I, we're interfacing.

Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 IH1-N T-ER0 F-EY2 S-IH0-NG


Ba dum bumb cheshhh!


David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.

D-EY1 V-IH0-D K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N T-UW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 HH-AW1 AH0 P-L-EY1-N-S T-EY1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 EH1-R


Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

OW1 S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 K-AA2-M B-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1-V B-ER0 N-UW1-L-Z P-R-IH1-N S-AH0 P-AH0 L-AH0-N D-N-UW1 T-AH0-N-Z TH-ER1 D-L-AO1 AH1 V-M-OW1 SH-AH0-N


See?


Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-AH0 F-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 T-R-IH1-P


Oh, I should go, too.


Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.

OW1 N-AW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 SH-EH1 R-AH0 K-AE1-B T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-R P-AO2-R T-AO1-R SH-UH1 D-M-AY1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 DH-EH1-R


Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there.

OW1 M-AY1-K-S S-IH1-S T-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-IH0-N V-AY1 T-AH0 D-M-IY1 T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


And she was like "Oh, don't worry!

AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-OW1 D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0


So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!

S-OW1 N-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 S-OW1 HH-EH1-L TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 OW1 K-EY1 W-IH1-DH S-IY1 IH0-NG HH-IH1-M


Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!

W-IH1 CH-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1-V T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AH1 NG-AH1 P-AA1-N HH-IH1-M


Exactly!


And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!

AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1 IY1-T HH-IH1-Z HH-AA1-R T-AW1-T S-OW1 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-UH1-K F-AE1 B-Y-AH0 L-AH0-S


I didn't even think about that!  Aaargh,

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-AA1-R


Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.

HH-EY1 F-IY1-B Z-IH1 M-IH0-M T-EY1 K-IH0-NG CH-AA1-R L-IY0 SH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N D-IH1-L HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Ok, that'll be great!

OW1 K-EY1 TH-AE1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T


Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.

OW1 EY1-N-T DH-AE1 T-N-AY1-S DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 AH1 V-Y-UW1 T-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AA1-N S-L-AH1 T-IY2 L-AA1-N ZH-ER0 EY2 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


That's not what we're gonna do!

TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?

W-AY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 R-UW1 AH0 N-IH1-T HH-UW1 W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T HH-ER1 T-IH0-N


Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.

JH-UW1 L-IY0 HH-AY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1 NG-AY1 AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 M-IY1


Hello Skidmark.


It's a nickname, I'll explain later.

IH1-T S-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2 M-IH1 L-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


It's pretty clear.


Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.

AA1 AH1 AY1 OW1 Y-UW1 AH0 L-AO1 NG-OW1 V-ER0 D-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 OW2 V-ER0 W-EY1-T


That's why you broke up with me?

TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 Y-UW1 B-R-OW1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


You-you-you didn't know that.  Well, I guess my work here is done!

Y-UW2 Y-OW1 Y-UW2 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1 S-M-AY1 W-ER1-K HH-IY1 R-IH1-Z D-AH1-N


Ni-chou chi-ma!


Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....

R-AA1 S-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 P-AA1-R D-AH0-N M-IY1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1


Hi everyone.


I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 AH1 AW1 ER0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-AO1-K B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-AH1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AY1 T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 JH-OW1 IY0


Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know.

B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 HH-IY1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH1 T-Y-AA1 N-OW1


So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so.

S-OW1 AY1 DH-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 DH-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-AH0-N D-W-EH1-L HH-IH1 Z-W-EY1 AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K-S T-AH0 N-AY1-T S-OW1


Oh, great!


We couldn't keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y'know, he'd kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck.

W-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T K-IY1 P-AW1 ER0 AY1 Z-AO1 F-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AO1-L N-AY1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 W-AH1-N S-AH0-N D-AH0 W-AY1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EH1-D K-IH1-N D-AH0 L-IY1 N-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N-D-S T-R-OW1 K-M-AY1 HH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D T-AH1 CH-M-AY1 N-EH1-K


Okay, stop it Phoebe, you're getting me all tingly.

OW2 K-EY1-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-IY1 AO1-L T-IH1-NG G-L-IY0


All I could think of was y'know, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"

AO1 L-AY1 K-UH1-D TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-W-AA1 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-Z HH-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1 S-M-IY1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1 S-M-IY1


And did he?


I'm a lady Monica, I don't kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself.

IH1 M-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-IH1 S-AH0-N-D T-EH1-L B-AH1-T DH-IH1-S HH-IH1 K-IY0-S P-IY1-K-S F-AO1 R-IH0-T S-EH1-L-F


Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.

OW2 K-IY0 AA1 K-OY0 AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T


I just like him so much that I just feel like I've had 10 drinks today and I've only had six.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K HH-IH1-M S-OW1 M-AH1-CH DH-AE1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1-V HH-AE1-D T-EH1-N D-R-IH1-NG-K-S T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N D-AY1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1-D S-IH1-K-S


Oh, I haven't had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler.

OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-D DH-AE1-T F-IY1 L-IH0-NG S-IH1-N S-AY1 F-ER1-S-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Wow, I'm never gonna have that feeling again, am I?

W-AW1 IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V DH-AE1-T F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1 N-AE1 M-AY1


You sound like a guy.


No, a guy would be saying, "I'm never gonna get to sleep with anyone else."

N-OW1 AH0 G-AY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Oh my God!


I'm never gonna get to sleep with anyone else!

IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


I've been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I'd be giving up!

AY1-V B-IH1-N S-OW1 B-IH1 Z-IY0 P-L-AE1 N-IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-IH1-D B-IY1 G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-AH1-P


I mean, I…I'm never gonna have a first kiss again.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-ER1-S-T K-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1-N


You'll have a last kiss.


Thank you so much for coming back over.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AO1-R K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AE1 K-OW1 V-ER0


Oh good, you're here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.

OW1 G-UH1 D-Y-UH1-R HH-IY1 R-Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-ER1 IY0-D DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0-N K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0-L


I know Mona, just hear me out.

AY1 N-OW1 M-OW1 N-AH0 JH-AH1-S-T HH-IY1-R M-IY1 AW1-T


First of all, I'm so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own.

F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 Y-EH1 L-IH0 NG-AE1 T-Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-ER1 D-Y-UW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L D-Y-AO1 R-OW1-N


You're gonna have to tell me how you did that.

Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T


Focus.


Okay. Um…But—Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are

OW2 K-EY1 AH2-M B-IH0 T-UW1-K T-IY0 Y-EH1 S-R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 D-EY1 T-AH0-N D-Y-EH1 S-W-IY1 AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 B-AH1 T-W-IY1 AA1-R


All right where's that turkey!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1-R-Z DH-AE1-T T-ER1 K-IY0


Joey! Those are my maternity pants!

JH-OW1 IY0 DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R M-AY1 M-AH0 T-ER1 N-IH0 T-IY0 P-AE1-N-T-S


Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!

N-AA1 T-N-AW1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R M-AY1 TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG P-AE1-N-T-S


No.


No!


Oh, would you look at that Monica?

OW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1-K T-AO1 F-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R T-AA1-P-S K-AO1-R-Z HH-AW1 S-AE1-D


Okay, I'm next.  Don't! Don't start another game! I said I'm next! Phoebe!

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M N-EH1-K-S-T D-AA1-N-T D-AA1-N-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 G-EY1 M-AY1 S-EH1 D-IH1-M N-EH1-K-S-T F-IY1 B-IY0


Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over all the winning.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 OW1 V-ER0 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-IH1 N-IH0-NG


Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 F-IY1 B-IY0-Z HH-AO1 G-IH0-NG DH-AH0 G-EY1-M


Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 L-IY1-V DH-AH0 R-UW1-M DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-R-OW1-S-T CH-IH1 K-AH0-N


Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 P-UH1-T DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L TH-IH1 NG-AA1-N M-AY1 HH-AE1-N D-AH0-N D-M-EY1 D-IH1 T-W-AO1 K-AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It's a lot of work.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T S-IY1 M-W-ER1 TH-IH1-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-ER1 K-IY0 F-AO1-R JH-AH1-S-T TH-R-IY1 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T S-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-W-ER1-K


But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving!

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-ER1 K-IY0 AA1-N TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG


I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie!

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-N-OW1 T-ER1 K-IY0 IH1 Z-L-AY1 K-L-AY2-K F-AO1-R TH-AH1-V JH-UW2 L-AY1 W-IH1 DH-N-OW1 AE1 P-AH0-L P-AY1


Or Friday with no two pizzas!

AO1-R F-R-AY1 D-IY0 W-IH1 DH-N-OW1 T-UW1 P-IY1-T S-AH0-Z


All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just—there's gonna be a ton left over.

AO1-L R-AY1-T F-AY1 N-IH1 F-IH1 T-M-IY1-N-Z DH-AE1 T-M-AH1-CH T-UW1 Y-UW1 B-AH1-T JH-AH1-S-T F-ER2-DH-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 T-AH1 N-L-EH1-F T-OW1 V-ER0


No there won't! I promise I will finish that turkey!

N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-W-OW1-N T-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-AY1 W-IH1-L F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-AE1-T T-ER1 K-IY0


All right, you're telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IY1 T-AE1 N-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 T-ER1 K-IY0 IH0-N JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N S-IH1 T-IH0-NG


That's right!


'Cause I'm a Tribbiani!

K-AA1 Z-IH1 M-AH0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0


And this is what we do!

AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 D-UW1


We can eat!


Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.

W-AW1 IH1-T-S HH-Y-UW1 JH-IH1-T-S S-OW1 M-AH1-CH B-IH1 G-ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AH0 K-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AH0 L-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 K-Y-UW1-B


Look at this!


Oh! You have a window!


Yes indeedy!  With a beautiful view of...

Y-EH1 S-IH0-N D-EH1 D-IY0 W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L V-Y-UW1 AH1-V


Oh look! That guy's peeing!

OW1 L-UH1-K DH-AE1-T G-AY1-Z P-IY1 IH0-NG


Hi.


Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 L-EH1-F-T HH-AE1-N D-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1-Z HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S T-UW1


Okay. Let's use this brush.

OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T S-Y-UW1-Z DH-IH1-S B-R-AH1-SH


Okay. This stuff?


Yeah.


All right.


Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.

K-EH1-R F-AH0-L L-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-W-IY1 P-IH1 T-AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 L-IH1 D-OW2 K-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-W-IY1 P-IH1-T


Okay-Dokey


Where exactly is your zoo?

W-EH1 R-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R Z-UW1


Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1 T-AH0 Z-UW1 P-ER1 S-AW2 TH-IY1-S T-IH1-T S-M-AO1 R-AH1 V-AE1 N-IH2-N T-ER0 AE1-K T-IH0 V-W-AY1-L D-L-AY2 F-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S


Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH1 M-AA0-R S-EH1-L


Yes.


Does he, uh, fight with other animals?

D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 AH1 F-AY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH1 DH-ER0 AE1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L-Z


No-no, he's, he's very docile.

N-AA1 N-OW0 HH-IY1-Z HH-IY1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 D-AA1 S-AH0-L


Even if he were... cornered?

IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F HH-IY1 W-ER0 K-AO1-R N-ER0-D


Well I, I don't know. Why?


Uh, how is he at handling small objects?

AH1 HH-AW1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 AE1-T HH-AE1-N D-L-IH0-NG S-M-AO1 L-AA1-B JH-EH0-K-T-S


He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...

HH-IY1 K-AE1-N HH-OW1-L D-AH0 B-AH0 N-AE1 N-AH0 IH1-F TH-AE1-T-S CH-AA1 CH-AH0 M-IY1-N


How about a hammer, or a small blade?

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 HH-AE1 M-ER0 AO1 R-AH0 S-M-AO1-L B-L-EY1-D


Otherwise it's just cruel.

AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T K-R-UW1 AH0-L


He- he- he got in, he- he got in to San Diego.

HH-IY1 HH-IY1 HH-IY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N HH-IY1 HH-IY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 S-AE1-N D-IY0 EY1 G-OW0


We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...

W-IY1 W-IY1 K-AH1-M B-AE1-K F-R-AH1 M-AW1 ER0 W-AO1 K-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 NG-IH0-NG


...He's in.


He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!

HH-IY1 Z-IH0 N-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R DH-AE1 T-M-AA0-R S-EH1-L S-AE1-N D-IY0 EY1 G-OW0 S-AE1-N D-IY0 EY1 G-OW0


You're making a big mistake here.

Y-UH1-R M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-IH1 G-M-IH0-S T-EY1-K HH-IY1-R


I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.

AY1 M-IY1-N S-AE1-N D-IY1 G-AH0 Z-AO1 L-W-EH1 L-AH0-N-D G-UH1-D B-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-IH1-M T-UW1 M-IY1 IH1-L-S T-AA1-R-T HH-IH1 M-AO1 F-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-AH0 B-L-AY1-N D-R-AE1 B-AH0 T-AH0-N-D G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-AH1-V DH-AH0 G-EY1-N-Z


My specimen is in the    room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there.

M-AY1-S P-EH1 S-AH0 M-AH0 N-IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 R-UW1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 TH-AE1-NG-K HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 N-AA1-K T-AA1-N DH-AH0 D-AO1 R-W-AY1 L-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Really helped speed the process along!

R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L-P-T-S P-IY1-D DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 S-EH2 S-AH0 L-AO1-NG


Janice!


You're not... gone?


Sid is still in his room.

S-IH1 D-IH1-Z-S T-IH1 L-IH0-N HH-IH1 Z-R-UW1-M


I don't allow porn at home so    this is like a vacation for him.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH0 L-AW1 P-AO1-R N-AE1-T HH-OW1-M S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 V-EY0 K-EY1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M


So did you do it?


Did you make your deposit?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R D-AH0 P-AA1 Z-IH0-T


Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 DH-AH0 HH-AA1-R-D P-AA1-R T-IH1 Z-OW1 V-ER0


I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet...    I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 R-IH0 Z-AH1-L-T S-Y-EH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-UW1-M-D DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW1 K-EY1


Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.

OW1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-T P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 IH1-Z


No, no! Give it to me!


You can't have it.


No


I'll go in there.


Oh yeah.


Phoebe come here


Haha!


Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!

D-AE1 M-Y-UW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0 HH-AY1 F-AH0-N B-IH1-NG


What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.

W-AH1 T-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-W-AA1 Z-R-AO1 NG-OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-D S-EH1-K S-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S T-AH0 L-AY1-V D-UH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-AY2 S-EH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 AH0-L


I just had sex.


Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?

IY1 TH-AH0-N F-OW1 K-AH0-S HH-AW1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T T-EH1-L M-IY1


Well, you never told me how old you were.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 HH-AW1 OW1-L D-Y-UW1 W-ER0


Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-M-AY1 L-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-EY1 K-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1 S-AH0 F-EH1 L-AH0 N-IH0-N F-AO1-R T-IY0 EY1-T-S T-EY1-T S-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG


I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'...

AY1 W-AO1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-UW1 B-IH1 Z-IY0 F-AE1 L-IH0-N


...in love with you.


Really?


Sorry.


Well,fall out of it.


You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-IH1-T S-AH0-S K-UW1-L N-AY1-T


Oh god, oh god.


I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad.

IH1 M-L-AY1-K DH-OW1 Z-W-IH1 M-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-IY1 W-IH1-DH SH-AY1 N-IY0 G-AY1 Z-N-EY1-M-D CH-AE1-D


I'm Joan Collins.


Who?


That's right, still no baby!  Come on people! Please make some room!

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T-S T-IH1-L N-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N P-IY1 P-AH0-L P-L-IY1 Z-M-EY1-K S-AH1 M-R-UW1-M


Uh sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here?

AH1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-AH1-D B-IY1 M-AO1-R K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0-L HH-IY1-R


You. Like you haven't done enough.

Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T D-AH1 N-IH0 N-AH1-F


Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do.

L-UH1 K-IY1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 M-IH1 Z-ER0 AH0 B-AH0 L-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AY1 W-IH1-SH DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1


I mean I wish I were a seahorse.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 W-ER0 AH0 S-IY1 HH-AO2-R-S


Because with seahorses it's the male, they carry the babies.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IH1-DH S-IY1 HH-AO2-R S-IH0 Z-IH1-T-S DH-AH0 M-EY1-L DH-EY1 K-AE1 R-IY0 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


And then also umm, I'd be far away in the sea.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AO1-L S-OW0 AH1 M-IH1-D B-IY1 F-AA1 R-AH0 W-EY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IY1


God.  I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!

G-AA1 D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1-N S-OW1 AH0-N K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH0-N M-AY1 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 L-AY1-F


Oh I know, I've been there. I remember toward the end

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1-V B-IH1-N DH-EH1 R-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 T-AH0 W-AO1-R-D DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


Oh Phoebe, that's a great story.

OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-R-EY1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Can you tell it to me when you're getting me some iced tea?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-IH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-IY1 S-AH1 M-AY1-S-T T-IY1


Oh God, get out!


Get out!!


Get out!


Let's.


All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it'll be okay.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


Oh.


Seriously, how can you watch this?

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1-CH DH-IH1-S


Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!


Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.

AH1 M-L-IH1 S-AH0-N DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1


Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse?

OW1 IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 D-EY1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-ER1-S


Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine.

Y-AE1 JH-OW1 IY0 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 S-OW0 F-AY1-N


I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-ER0 N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-W-ER0 G-UW1 F-IH0 N-ER0 AW1-N-D


Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I

AH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1 V-IH1-T B-AH1-T HH-EY1 IH1 F-W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-UW1 F-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH1 M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1


Fine! Maybe I will too!


MY SANDWICH?!!!


MY SANDWICH!!!!!!


What's the matter, Pheebs?


She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!

SH-IY1 K-AE1-N S-AH0-L D-M-AY1 N-EY1-M S-EY2-K K-AE1-N S-AH0-L D-AA1-N M-IY1


What?!


She's avoiding me, she doesn't want to tell me where my Father is.

SH-EH1 S-AH0 V-OY1 D-IH0-NG M-IY1 SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-EH1-R M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z


She knows, and she won't tell me.

SH-IY1 N-OW1 Z-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1


Aww Pheebs, that sucks!


Yeah, well, don't "Aww Pheebs, that sucks!" me yet.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L D-AA1-N T-AO1-W F-IY1-B-Z DH-AE1-T S-AH1-K S-M-IY1 Y-EH1-T


Where ya going?


Well, she's out of town so, there's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.

W-EH1-L SH-EH1 S-AW1 T-AH1-V T-AW1-N S-OW1 DH-EH1-R-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH0-N HH-ER0 HH-AW1-S DH-AE1-T T-EH1-L Z-M-IY1 W-EH1-R M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z


Well, are any of those people here?!

W-EH1 L-AA1 R-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-OW1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-IY1-R


Oh my God, so do I!


I knew it, wow!!


Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?

W-EY1 T-W-AO2 T-AY2 T-W-EY1-T P-AH1 P-IY0-Z K-Y-UW1 T-AO1 R-AH1 G-L-IY0


Ohh, so cute.


Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I'm-I'm mad at you.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 W-EH1-L B-AH1 T-AH1-M-S T-IH1 L-IH1 M-IH0-M M-AE1 D-AE1 T-Y-UW1


I know. I'm mad at me too.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M M-AE1 D-AE1 T-M-IY1 T-UW1


Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I'm kinda hungry.

W-EH1 L-AH1-M D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 IY1 T-IH1-M K-IH1-N D-AH0 HH-AH1-NG G-R-IY0


Hey! Me too!


All right, stop it. Now you're just doing it to freak me out.

AO1-L R-AY1-T-S T-AA1 P-IH1 T-N-AW1 Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 F-R-IY1 K-M-IY1 AW1-T


Ok, you can do this.


It's just like pulling off a Band-aid.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K P-UH1 L-IH0 NG-AO1 F-AH0 B-AE1-N D-EY0-D


Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.

JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AE1-S T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-AH0 W-AW1-N D-IH1 Z-IH0-K-S P-OW1-Z-D


Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.

JH-AE1 N-AH0-S HH-AY1 JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-OW1 K-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 AW1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R JH-AE1 N-AH0-S


Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-AE1-T G-AY1 AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AW1-N T-ER0 IH1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 CH-EH1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AW1-T


Really?  My God, he's really cute.

R-IH1 L-IY0 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-IY1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-Y-UW1-T


Go for it.


Phoebe, I'm engaged!


I'm just saying, get his number just in case.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0-NG G-EH1-T HH-IH1 Z-N-AH1-M B-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-IH0-N K-EY1-S


But no: Chandler is in an accident and can't perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.

B-AH1 T-N-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 Z-IH0 N-AE1 N-AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N T-AH0-N-D K-AE1-N-T P-ER0 F-AO1-R-M S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 L-AH1 V-ER0 T-UW1 S-AE1 T-AH0-S F-AY2 DH-AH0 N-IY1-D-Z DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 K-AE1-N N-OW1 L-AO1-NG G-ER0 F-UH0-L F-IH1-L


Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I'm engaged.

AA1-P K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG V-EH1 R-IY0 F-L-AE1 T-ER0-D B-AH1 T-AH1 M-IH1 M-EH0-N G-EY1-JH-D


Well you should be embarrassed.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S-T


I did, but that was really fun.

AY1 D-IH1-D B-AH1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AH1-N


Hey.


Chandler. I sensed it was you.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 S-EH1-N-S T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UW1


What?!


Unagi. I'm always aware.

AH2 N-UW1 G-IY0 IH1 M-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AH0 W-EH1-R


Okay, are you aware unagi  is an eel?

OW2 K-EY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0 W-EH1 R-AH2 N-UW1 G-IY0 IH1 Z-AE1 N-IY1-L


What's up?


I can't figure out what to make Monica.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1 T-W-AH1-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Oh, why don't you make her one of your little jokes.

OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 M-EY1-K HH-ER0 W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-OW1-K-S


Y'know what?


She'd-she'd love this.


Uh, it's an exact replica of Apollo 8.

AH1 IH1-T S-AE1 N-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-R-EH1 P-L-IH0 K-AH0 AH1 V-AH0 P-AA1 L-OW0 EY1-T


I made it in the sixth grade.

AY1 M-EY1 D-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1-K-S-TH G-R-EY1-D


Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.

Y-AE1 AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R L-AH1-V S-EH1-N-D Z-M-IY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-UW1-N


Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn't actually land on the moon.

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 P-AA1 L-OW0 EY1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 L-AE1-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 M-UW1-N


But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely.

B-AH1 T-Y-UW2 Y-OW1 Y-UW2 K-UH1 D-R-AY1-T DH-AE1 T-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R L-AH1 V-L-EH1-T S-M-IY1 AO1-R B-AH0-T DH-AH0 M-UW1-N T-W-AY1 S-AH0-N D-R-IH0 T-ER1-N S-EY1 F-L-IY0


Wait a minute, I can't give this to her.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-IH1-V DH-IH1-S T-UW1 HH-ER0


Why not?


Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-EH1-Z K-AE1-P T-AH0 N-R-AA1 S-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-AY1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-EY1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AA1-N DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0-M


Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!

OW1 OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1 N-AA0-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V K-L-AA1-R-K-S T-UH1 D-M-IY1 AH1-P


He might still show up.


Oh, what are you, stupid? It's been three hours.

OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-IH1-T-S B-IH1-N TH-R-IY1 AW1 ER0-Z


Is that all?


I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why don't you tell about your lovely wedding?

AY1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 AA1-N T-UW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 ER0 TH-IH1-NG Z-OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R L-AH1 V-L-IY0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding.

W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AH1 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Um, it's going to be a small ceremony.

AH1 M-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 S-M-AO1-L S-EH1 R-AH0 M-OW2 N-IY0


Uh, tiny!


We're not even sure why we're having it.

W-ER0 N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N SH-UH1 R-W-AY1 W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-IH1-T


It's actually going to be just family.

IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0


Oh…wait…you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing

OW2 W-AO0 T-W-AY1 AH0 T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-M-IY1 AE1-Z F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-AW1 AH0-N-D B-IY1 AA1 N-AH0-S-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 S-IH1-NG


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.

K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 M-IY1 N-AA1 N-OW0 Y-UW1 K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 M-IY1


Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-AY1 B-R-AO1 T-R-IY2 IH0-N F-AO1-R S-M-AH0-N-T-S


Oh great! What, you brought Joey?

OW1 G-R-EY1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 B-R-AO1-T JH-OW1 IY0


Well, I brought the next best thing.

W-EH1 L-AY1 B-R-AO1-T DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T B-EH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG


Whoa!  Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much.

W-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T K-EY1 T-IY0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 AY0 IY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 AA1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 IH1-Z T-UW1 M-AH1-CH


Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends!

OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 HH-AE1-Z DH-AH0 N-AY1 S-IH0-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend!

OW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 N-AY1 S-IH0-S-T G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


You're so sweet!


Ohh, you're so sweet!


Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.

OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1-K T-M-IY1


Huh.


Well? Aren't you gonna do something?

W-EH1 L-AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Uhh….


You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?

Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AO1 K-AW1-T DH-AE1-T D-AO1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1 W-EH1 L-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0


Nah.


Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 AE1-S-K-T HH-IH1-M DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R HH-IY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N


Y'know what? I'm not talking to you! You go back to sleep!  And you, are you a rapist?!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0 R-EY1 P-IH0-S-T


No!


Do you like car games?


Yeah, y'know the license plate game?

Y-AE1 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 L-AY1 S-AH0-N-S P-L-EY1-T G-EY1-M


I


Ooh, I'll play! I'll play!


No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh!

N-AA1 N-OW0 Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-Y-AO1-R S-L-IY1 P-N-AY1-T T-AY2-F-SH


Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica?

F-IY1-B-Z K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 P-IH1 K-AW1 T-AE1 N-EH0-N G-EY1 JH-M-AH0-N T-R-IH1-NG F-AO1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


I can't figure this out!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


It's so hard!


Should I get her a  Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah!

SH-UH1 D-AY1 G-EH1-T HH-ER0 AH0 T-IH1 F-AH0 N-IY0 K-AH1 T-AO1 R-AH0 P-R-IH1-N S-EH0-S K-AH1 T-AO1 R-AA1 HH-AA0


Paper cut!


Now, have you told anyone else?

N-AW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L D-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


No, I don't want to tell anybody else because I don't want Monica to find out.

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 EH1-L-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AW1-T


You told me.


Well, it's because I trust you, you're one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 T-R-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 Y-UH1 R-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AO1-K T-IH0 N-AA1-N M-IY1 W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG B-R-OW0 SH-UH1-R-Z


Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-W-AH1-N S-AH0 G-EH1-N N-AA1 T-N-AA1 K-IH0-NG P-EY1 Z-AO1 F-AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-IH1 SH-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-N-T B-IH1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-OY1 L-AH0-T


Me too.


Hey.


Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?

HH-EY1 S-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AO1 F-IY0 HH-AW2-S


Oh all right.


Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.

OW1 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1


Oh well, we don't because we got…the…other pl-place.

OW1 W-EH1 L-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 G-AA1-T HH-IH0 DH-ER0 P-L-EH1-P S-AH0-L


How rude.


Oh, I'm sorry. You wanna bite?

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 B-AY1-T


The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!

DH-AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0-S T-OW1-L DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG DH-AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0-S T-OW1-L DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 G-EH1 T-AH1-P G-EH1 T-AH1-P DH-AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0-S T-OW1-L DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


What?


The ring is gone!


Ugh.


Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!!

JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-EH1-K G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T T-UW1 W-EY1 K-AH1-P F-AO1-R TH-IH0 S-AA0 W-AA1


You lost the ring!


You're the worst best man ever!

Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T B-EH1-S T-M-AE1 N-EH1 V-ER0


Dude, this isn't funny!

D-UW1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N-T F-AH1 N-IY0


I go to bed last night, everything's cool!

AY1 G-OW1 T-UW1 B-EH1 D-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z K-UW1-L


You slept with the stripper?

Y-UW1 S-L-EH1-P T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0


What difference does that make?!

W-AH1-T D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S D-AH1-Z DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K


Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AH0-F DH-AH0 P-EY1-S T-M-AE1 CH-AH0-Z DH-AH0 P-AE1-N-T S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH1-V P-EY1-S-T P-AE1-N-T S-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-OW1-N T-N-OW1 DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S


Joey, do you have a minute?

JH-OW1 IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.

AH1 R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z HH-IY1-R S-OW1 G-UH1 D-L-AH1 K-M-AE1 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 IH1 T-W-ER1-K S-AW1-T


Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.

OW1 W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R T-AY1 M-IH0-NG K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T B-IY1 B-EH1 T-ER0 AY1 AE1-M P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1-T F-AY1 ER0 Z-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-S


Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 HH-AE1-V


What-what is it, what is it?

W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T


Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-T-S S-OW1 HH-Y-UW1-JH B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N


Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-Y-UW1 D-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R R-AE1 CH-L-UH1 K-AY1 AE1-M T-AY1 ER0 D-AH1-V B-IY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-AO1-L DH-AH0 S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T-S B-AH1-T K-AE1-N-T T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N


What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T S-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1


And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!

AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 G-AA1 S-AH0 P-IH0-NG


I'm not listening to you!

IH1-M N-AA1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1


Oh! Yay! Look! There's a piece that doesn't have floor on it!

OW1 Y-EY1 L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 P-IY1-S DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V F-L-AO1 R-AA1 N-IH1-T


Hey, come on now!


All right, what are we havin'?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-N


Uhh, I don't believe in these crazy diets y'know, just everything in moderation.

AH1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH0-N DH-IY1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 D-AY1 IH0-T S-IH1 K-N-OW0 JH-AH1-S T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH0-N M-AA2 D-ER0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


I'll take those to go.  For the kids.

IH1-L T-EY1-K DH-OW1-Z T-UW1 G-OW1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 K-IH1-D-Z


Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 SH-OW1 Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-EY1 K-IH1-L D-Y-UW1 AO1 F-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R


It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn't have said.

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-OW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AY1 S-EH1-D S-AH1-M-S T-AH1 F-IH0 N-AE1 N-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 DH-AE1 T-AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V S-EH1-D


But believe me, that's not gonna happen today.

B-AH1-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-AH0 D-EY1


Understood. So, what'd you say back then?

AH2-N D-ER0-S T-UH1-D S-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EY1 B-AE1-K DH-EH1-N


Well, I said that I


Ha!


So you like the drums!


That's, that's great!


Y'know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-ER1 IY0-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EY1 W-UH1 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 AE1 N-AH0-N B-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L L-IH1 V-IH0-NG S-IH2 CH-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


All right, okay, well, apparently not!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 N-AA1-T


So, yay!


Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.  Ready? One, two, three, four...

HH-EY1 HH-IY0 F-IY1-B-Z CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1 T-W-IY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 L-ER1 N-IH0 D-AH0 S-AO1 NG-R-EH1 D-IY0 W-AH1-N T-UW1 TH-R-IY1 F-AO1-R


Tequila!!


That's fun.


Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

W-OW1 HH-OW1 AH0 T-R-IY1 G-ER0 M-EY1 D-Y-UW1 K-R-AY1


Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-IY1-N TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-AA1-R T-L-IY0 T-R-UW1


I'm gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 D-AW1-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D T-IY1-CH DH-AE1-T G-AY1 AH0 L-EH1 S-AH0-N


That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed.

TH-AE1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N T-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1-L-D


All right that's it, school is in session!

AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T-S K-UW1 L-IH1 Z-IH0-N S-EH1 SH-AH0-N


My God! Is this a gym card?

M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0 JH-IH1-M K-AA1-R-D


Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last 1200 times.

OW1 Y-AE1 JH-IH1-M M-EH1-M B-ER0 AY1 T-R-AY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 F-AO1-R T-AY1-M Z-AH0 W-IY1-K B-AH1 T-AY1 V-M-IH1-S-T DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-W-EH1-L-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D T-AY1-M-Z


So why don't you quit?


You don't think I've tried? You think I

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1-V T-R-AY1 D-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1


Who is Maria?


Oh Maria. You can't say no to her, she's like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.

OW1 M-ER0 IY1 AH0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T S-EY1 N-OW1 T-UW1 HH-ER0 SH-EH1 S-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-L-AY1 K-R-AH0-S P-AE1-N D-AH0-K-S K-AH1 V-ER0-D JH-IH1-M T-R-IY2-T


You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?

Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-M-IY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 D-AW1-N DH-EH1 R-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D HH-OW1-L D-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D


No!


So you're strong enough to face her on your own?

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R-S T-R-AO1 NG-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 F-EY1-S HH-ER0 AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-OW1-N


Pheebs, I don't think anyone's mad about that.

F-IY1-B Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N Z-M-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


Exactly! Because it's in the past!

IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-AE1-S-T


Anybody gonna eat that?

EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 IY1-T DH-AE1-T


Pheebs!


Hey!


Listen, you know how uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 AH1 W-EH1 N-Y-UH1 R-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG P-AE1-N-T S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 L-IY1-N F-AO1 R-W-ER0 D-AY1 CH-EH1 K-AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


Yeah!


Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women's underwear!

W-EH1 L-W-EH1-N JH-EY1-K D-IH1 D-IH1 T-AY1 S-AO1 TH-EY1 DH-W-AA1 Z-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-W-IH1 M-AH0-N Z-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


I know. They were mine.


Oh.  No! No wait, that's weird!

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-IH1-R-D


No, it's not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.

N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-UW1 F-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 D-EH1-R-D HH-IH1-M T-UW1 T-R-AY1 DH-EH1 M-AA1-N


That's weird!


I'm wearing his briefs right now.

IH1 M-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG HH-IH1-Z B-R-IY1-F S-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


That's…kinda hot.


I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 T-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L F-L-AE1-P G-R-EY1-T F-AO1-R HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG M-AY1 L-IH1-P-S T-IH2-K


Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.

Y-AE1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


And! Y'know what Jake says? That women's underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T JH-EY1-K S-EH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 M-AH0-N Z-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2 R-IH1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 M-AO1-R K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 L-AH1-V-Z DH-AH0 W-EY1 DH-AH0 S-IH1-L-K F-IY1-L Z-AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T HH-IH1-Z-S K-IH1-N


Yeah well next thing you know, he'll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L N-EH1-K-S-T TH-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-EH1-L B-IY1 T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R HH-AY1 HH-IY1-L Z-AA1-R G-UH1-D F-AO1-R HH-IH1-Z P-AA1-S CH-ER0


There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I'm thinking even more than you.

DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1-DH JH-EY1 K-OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 IH1 Z-AO1-L M-AE1 N-IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-IY1 V-IH0-N M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1


Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys.

OW1 Y-AE1 HH-IY1 L-UH1-K T-L-AY1 K-AH0 R-IY1-L L-AH1-M B-ER0 JH-AE2 K-IH0-N DH-OW1-Z P-IH1-NG K-L-EY1 S-IY0-Z


I'm just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women's underwear!

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 M-AE1-N K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 S-IH0 K-Y-UH1 R-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 Z-M-AE2-S K-Y-AH0 L-IH1 N-AH0 T-IY0 K-UH1 D-W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-IH0 N-W-IH1 M-AH0-N Z-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


I don't think you could ever do that.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Hey! I


Okay, whatever.


Lusts of the flesh.


What?


I don't know.  A cowboy theme?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AH0 K-AW1 B-OY2 TH-IY1-M


Hey uh, is it okay to come in?

HH-EY1 AH1 IH1 Z-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 T-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N


Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 NG-AY1-T-S B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-AY1 L-AH1 V-IH1-T


Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya.

Y-AE1 AH1 L-UH1 K-R-AE1-CH DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1


Hey!


Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?

HH-EY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 N-ER1 S-IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N


Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my  breast?

Y-AE1 HH-AY1 EH1 M-AH0 HH-EY1 W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T T-EY1 K-M-AY1 B-R-EH1-S-T


It’s all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it,  but don’t worry. It’ll happen.

IH1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-T T-EY1-K-S S-AH1-M B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AH0 W-AY1-L T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH1-T B-AH1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 IH1 T-AH0-L HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Yowza


Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your  mouth.

OW2 K-EY1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-OW1 P-AH0 N-AH1 P-AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-IH1 T-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R M-AW1-DH


Dear Lord.


I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-AH1 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0-NG


Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…

OW1 Y-UW1 HH-UW0 Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T


Do you think my nipples are  too big for her mouth?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-AY1 N-IH1 P-AH0-L Z-AA1-R T-UW1 B-IH1-G F-AO1-R HH-ER0 M-AW1-DH


She looks scared.


Doesn’t she  look scared?

D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T SH-IY1 L-UH1-K-S K-EH1-R-D


Y’know, I don’t really know her.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 HH-ER0


Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 S-IY1 M-AY1 N-IH1 P-AH0-L-Z TH-R-UW1 DH-IH1-S SH-ER1-T


No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.

N-OW1 B-AH1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 IH1-M SH-UH1-R TH-EH1-R-S T-IH1-L DH-EH1-R


Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?

W-EH1 R-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG M-IH1-S T-ER0 S-W-IY0 T-IH1 M-AH0-N


Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo.  I added the "a-gogo."

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-AH0 P-OY1-N T-M-AH0-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 D-R-AY1 V-R-AA1 B-ER0-T P-IH1-L M-AH0-N K-ER0 IH1-R K-AW1-N S-AH0 L-ER0 AA0 G-AA1 G-OW0 AY1 AE1 D-AH0-D DH-AH0 AA0 G-AA1 G-OW0


Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-T K-IH1-N D-AH0 D-IH0 P-EH1-N-D Z-AA1-N HH-AW1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T G-OW1-Z


Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...

OW1 AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 D-EH1-R B-EY1 L-AA1-N M-IY1


The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.

DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N SH-EH1-S G-OY1 N-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 IH1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 K-UH1-D B-R-IH1 NG-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D F-AO1-R HH-ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...

Y-EH1 S-AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T HH-ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1-K S-AH1 CH-AH0


Pathetic mess?


I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable.

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T K-OW2 M-AA1-N M-AE1-N SH-EH1 S-N-IY1 D-IY0 SH-EH1-S V-AH1-L N-ER0 AH0 B-AH0-L


Thanks.


Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice.

L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-AA1-T B-IH1 N-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N S-IH1-N-S JH-AE1 N-AH0-S


You're doin' this.


Hi. She said yes.


Yes! Way to go, man!  Still got the egg, huh?

Y-EH1 S-W-EY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 M-AE1-N-S T-IH1-L G-AA1-T DH-AH0 EH1-G HH-AH1


"Happy birthday to you!"


You're paying for that.


What? No-no it's her birthday!

W-AH1 T-N-AA1 N-OW0 IH1-T-S HH-ER0 B-ER1-TH D-EY2


You've sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!

Y-UW1-V S-AH1-NG HH-AE1 P-IY0 B-ER1-TH D-EY2 T-UW1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-W-IH1 M-AH0-N T-AH0 D-EY1


But it really


You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.

Y-UW1 AA1-R N-OW1 L-AO1-NG G-ER0 AO1 TH-ER0 AY2-Z-D T-UW1 D-IH0-S T-R-IH1 B-Y-UW0-T B-ER1-TH D-EY2 M-AH1 F-AH0-N-Z


Damnit!


Rach? Hi!


Hi!


Did you tell your sister to ask me out?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 T-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 AW1-T


Well yeah


Oh wow!


I mean, wow!


I mean, I-I-I think she's cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!

AY1 M-IY1 N-IY1 W-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1-S K-Y-UW1-T B-AH1 T-IY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-V TH-AO1 T-AH1-V G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 N-EH1 V-ER0


Really?!


Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-W-AY1 N-AA1-T


Oh so-so not really never.

OW1 S-OW1 S-OW0 N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-EH1 V-ER0


I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am.

AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 M-AH1-CH B-IH1 G-ER0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-M


I mean after all we've been through, I just—y'know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AE1-F T-ER0 AO1 L-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N TH-R-UW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-IH0 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 T-UW1 R-IH0 S-IH1 P-R-AH0 K-EY2-T


Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.

HH-EY1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 B-L-EH1 S-IH0-NG


Oh-ho, and mine!


Well…I only have one thing to do today.  I guess I could push it back.

W-EH1 L-IY0 OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N TH-IH1-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 T-AH0 D-EY1 AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 K-UH1-D P-UH1 SH-IH1-T B-AE1-K


Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?

Y-AE1 N-AW1 W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-IH1 L-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


It's just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 AH1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-W-ER1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R T-EH1 N-Y-IH1-R Z-N-AW1 AE1-T DH-IH1 S-M-IY1 N-IH0 NG-L-AH0-S D-EH1 D-AH0-N-D JH-AA1 B-AH0-N D-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 HH-IY1 R-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 Z-AY1 IH0-G Z-IH1-S-T


Chandler?


I-I'm sorry?


No look, I-I'm sure that people know you exist!

N-OW1 L-UH1 K-AY1-M SH-UH1-R DH-AE1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L N-OW1 Y-UW1 IH0-G Z-IH1-S-T


Oh yeah?


I work in a cubicle surrounded by people.

AY1 W-ER1 K-IH0 N-AH0 K-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AH0-L S-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-D B-AY1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L


I've been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one's even looked up from their desk.

AY1-V B-IH1-N T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-AO1-R F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-N-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T K-IH1 L-IH0-NG M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AH0-N D-N-OW1 W-AH1-N Z-IY1 V-IH0 N-L-UH1-K T-AH1-P F-R-AH1-M DH-EH1-R D-EH1-S-K


Hang-hang on.


Hey everybody!


Uh, I'm gonna kill myself!

AH1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1-L M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


I got nothing.


Apparently, there's like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there's only this one robot and this one guy who controls it!

AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 DH-EH1-R Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N G-AY1 Z-AW1-T DH-EH1-R DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N P-L-EY1 M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-R-OW1 B-AA2 T-AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N G-AY1 HH-UW1 K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L Z-IH1-T


I didn't know he could get me fired!

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 HH-IY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-M-IY1 F-AY1 ER0-D


Well y'know Joey, you're a pretty charming guy.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UH1 R-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 CH-AA1-R M-IH0-NG G-AY1


No sweetie, you've got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You've got to kiss some serious robot ass!

N-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 W-IH1 N-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 G-AY1 DH-AE1-T K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L-Z CH-IY1 Z-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 K-IH1-S S-AH1-M S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-R-OW1 B-AA2 T-AE1-S


That's not a bad idea.

TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AE1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I'm not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 T-ER1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 CH-AA1-R-M T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 IH1-M N-AA1 T-W-EY1-S T-IH0 NG-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-AH1 V-IH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs.

W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T S-EY1-V-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 F-IY1-B-Z


So do you think uh, Joey's more charming than me?

S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 JH-OY1 Z-M-AO1-R CH-AA1-R M-IH0-NG DH-AE1-N M-IY1


Yeah! That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 IH1-M S-L-IY1 P-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-AY1-D


Yeah, you wish.


"You wish."


Why are you yelling?


Whoa, that


Whoa-whoa, what is it?


Well… It's a date.


A date?!


No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn't schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!

N-OW1 N-OW1 F-IY1-B Z-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 M-IH0-S T-EY1 K-AH0-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T-S K-EH1 JH-UH0 L-AH0 D-EY1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M N-AY1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V P-L-AE1-N Z-W-IH1 DH-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Come on Joey, don't make me feel badly about this.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N JH-OW1 IY0 D-AA1-N T-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-IY1-L B-AE1 D-L-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


No, I'm gonna!!


That's right!


Like-like-like I did something terrible to you!

L-AY1 K-L-AY2 K-IH0 V-AY1 D-IH1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 Y-UW1


And now Pheebs, you're doing the same thing!

AH0-N D-N-AW1 F-IY1-B Z-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 S-EY1-M TH-IH1-NG


That—It's not the same thing! This is

TH-AE1 T-AH0-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M TH-IH1-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L M-AY1 G-ER1-L F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 N-AY1 T-W-AA1-Z-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 S-AY1 AH0-N T-IH0-S-T T-UW1


She was?


Well, she graduated from high school!

W-EH1-L SH-IY1 G-R-AE1 JH-UW0 EY2 T-IH0-D F-R-AH1-M HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


Okay, whatever.


I don't have time to convince you because he's only here for four hours, and I'm gonna go see him!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-AY1-M T-UW1 K-AH0-N V-IH1-N S-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0-N D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 S-IY1 HH-IH1-M


Fine!


Yeah!


What are you still doin' here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L D-OY1-N HH-IY1 R-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 L-AA1-B-S T-ER0 R-AE2 V-IY0 OW1 L-IY0


Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.

S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z-S T-AH1 K-AE1 T-W-ER1-K DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S B-IH1-G D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R TH-IH1 NG-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Hi.


Ross, you remember Susan.

R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-UW1 Z-AH0-N


How could I forget?


Hello, Susan.  Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?

HH-AH0 L-OW1 S-UW1 Z-AH0-N G-UH1-D SH-EY1-K G-UH1-D SH-EY1-K S-OW1 AH1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R


Dr. Oberman.


..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-

D-R-AY1 V-OW1 B-ER0 M-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-IH1-Z HH-IY1


She.


-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?

SH-IY1 AH1-V K-AO1-R-S SH-IY1 AH1 F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 W-IH1 DH-AW1 ER0-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L S-IH2 CH-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


Yes, and she's very supportive.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-IH0-V


Okay, that's great.  No, I'm- Oh.

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-N-OW1 IH1 M-OW1


Thanks.


Quack, quack..


Ross? That opens my cervix.

R-AA1-S DH-AE1 T-OW1 P-AH0-N Z-M-AY1 S-ER1 V-IH0-K-S


Barry?


C'mon in.


Are you sure?


Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-R-AA1 B-IY0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0-Z


Huh?!


So, how ya doin?


Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does.

D-AH1-Z SH-IY1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 K-AH1-P S-Y-EH1 S-AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V SH-IY1 D-AH1-Z D-AH1-Z SH-IY1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-T S-Y-EH1 S-AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V SH-IY1 D-AH1-Z


Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming.  Uh, just a second!

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 OW1-HH TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


No-no, let me in!


Phoebe?


Yeah!


Can you just hold on for one minute?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-OW1-L D-AA1-N F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T


No, you have to let me in right now!!

N-OW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 IH0 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Are you alone?


Yes!


All right.


Let go!


No! You let go!


How come it's always us left in the field holding the ball?

HH-AW1 K-AH1 M-IH1-T S-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AH1 S-L-EH1-F T-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-IY1-L-D HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-AO1-L


I don't know. I guess the other people just don't care enough.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-S DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-IH0 N-AH1-F


Hey! It's starting to snow.

HH-EY1 IH1-T-S-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-N-OW1


Gimme the this!


Y'know what?


Umm?


I bet 'ya ya I could fit in there.

AY1 B-EH1 T-Y-AA1 Y-AA1 AY1 K-UH1-D F-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


I've got five bucks says you can't.

AY1-V G-AA1-T F-AY1-V B-AH1-K-S S-EH1 Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T


Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.

SH-UW1-T SH-UW1-T SH-UW1-T SH-UW1 T-AO1-R JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1-L D-AW1-N TH-AE1-T-S G-UH1-D T-UW1


Knick fan?


Oh, yeah.


Oh, boy, do they suck.


Hey, listen, lady.......whoa.

HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-L-AA0 D-IY0 W-AA1 HH-OW0


Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.

L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 IH0-NG N-AY1-S SH-AA1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-IH1 T-W-AO1 T-ER0 IH1-F HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0 B-OW1-T


Oh yeah? And who do you like?

OW1 Y-AE1 AH0-N-D HH-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K


The Celtics.


The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?

DH-AH0 S-EH1-L T-IH0-K-S HH-AA1 DH-EY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-IH1 T-AH0 B-OW1 T-IH1 F-W-EY2-T DH-EY1 S-AH1 K-AO2-L R-AY1-T


Oh, shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year. You... waah!

OW1 SH-AH1 T-AH1 P-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 R-IY0 B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-Y-IH1 R-Y-UW1 W-AA1


Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!

W-AA1 W-AA1 AH0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 HH-EY1 W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0


There is no father.


Ok.


I'll be right there, Bernice.

IH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R B-ER0 N-IY1-S


Okay.


Okay, we'll be here!


Hating you!


Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-IY1 HH-AW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-W-EH1 T-IH0 NG-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 W-AO1-K T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-EH1-R


Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels

L-IH1 S-AH0-N HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1 F-IH1-M HH-AO1 G-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-AO1-L T-UW1 M-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-M P-R-AY1 T-IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L P-AH1-N CH-IH0-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S F-IY1-L-Z


Yeah... I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.

Y-AE1 IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 SH-UH1 R-IH1-M-S T-IH1-L G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EH1 R-IY0 HH-IH1-M


What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IH1-N D-IY0 DH-AH0 G-AY1 IH1-Z DH-AH0 D-EH1 V-AH0-L HH-IY1-Z S-EY1 T-AH0 N-IH0 N-AH0 S-M-AA1-K


Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.

L-UH1 K-AY1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T B-AH1-T DH-AH0 T-R-UW1 TH-IH1 Z-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EY1 AY1-S T-IH1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-IH1 S-IH0-Z D-R-AY1-V B-AE1 R-IY0 F-AA1-R B-ER0 D-IY1 D-IY1-Z


Oh God.


And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.

AH0-N D-AY1 HH-OW1-P B-AE1 R-IY0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T K-IH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-IY1 T-Y-UW1 IH0 N-ER0 UW1 B-AH0


Listen, Robert's gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-R-AA1 B-ER0-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-EH1 N-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D S-OW1 W-IH1 L-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M


Oh.


We can't tell him, you can't go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.

W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1-L HH-IH1 M-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 AH1-P T-UW1 AH0 G-AY1 Y-UW1 B-EH1-R L-IY0 N-OW1 AH0-N-D T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-IH1-Z-S T-AH1-F


He's right, even if it's to say something complementary.

HH-IY1 Z-R-AY1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1 F-IH1-T-S T-UW1 S-EY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG K-AA2-M P-L-AH0 M-EH1-N T-R-IY0


Hey!


Hey.


So are ready for the gym? They've got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.

S-OW1 AA1-R R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 JH-IH1-M DH-EY1-V G-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-N-UW1 R-AA1-K K-L-AY1 M-IH0 NG-W-AO1 L-W-IY1 K-AE1-N-S P-AA1 T-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


No, I can spot you from here.

N-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-S P-AA1 T-Y-UW1 F-R-AH1-M HH-IY1-R


What?


Okay, listen Robert...


I don't have time for this.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-AY1-M F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S


No, that is what the game is.

N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 G-EY1 M-IH1-Z


Which you just gave up really quickly.

W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-EY1 V-AH1 P-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-W-IH1 K-L-IY0


Have you seen Joey?


What's the matter?


Oh, just this!  Y'know what it's my fault really, because the couch is usually where we

OW1 JH-AH1-S-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1-T S-M-AY1 F-AO1-L T-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 K-AW1 CH-IH1 Z-Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-EH1 R-W-IY1


Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.

HH-EY1 D-AH1-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-N D-M-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z T-AY1-L-Z


What's going on?


He's retiling my floor.

HH-IY1 Z-R-IY0 T-AY1 L-IH0-NG M-AY1 F-L-AO1-R


Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up!

Y-OW1-S P-AE1 K-AH0-L B-OY1 G-EH1 T-AH1-P


Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.

AH0 HH-AA1 HH-AH0 N-AW1 Y-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 W-IH1-L F-IH1 N-IH0 SH-IH1-T


He started mine first!

HH-IY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-M-AY1-N F-ER1-S-T


Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly.

B-IH1-L-D DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0-T S-IH1-N D-ER0 L-IY0 L-EY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1-L S-IH1-N D-ER0 L-IY0


Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N K-L-OW1 IY0 F-IH1 N-IH0 SH-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0 F-ER1-S-T K-AH1 M-AA1-N K-L-OW1 IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N K-L-OW1 IY0


Can I help you?


Uh, y'know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we'll need a little more time to think about it.

AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D TH-AO1-T S-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 K-AA1 P-IY0 IH0-NG N-IY1-D Z-AH0-N D-W-EH1-L N-IY1 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1-R T-AY1-M T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here that got a crush on you.

K-L-OW1 IY0 S-W-IH1 CH-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M G-AY1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-AE1-T G-AA1 T-AH0 K-R-AH1 SH-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Okay, that hurt us.


Hi guys. I haven't seen you since this morning.

HH-AY1 G-AY1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1 N-Y-UW1 S-IH1-N-S DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Well ah, ........y'know.


Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?

HH-EY1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-T


Both of us?


Maybe. Does that scare ya?

M-EY1 B-IY0 D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T-S K-EH1 R-Y-AA1


Relax. It's just Issac's D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.

R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-IH1 S-AH0-K-S JH-IH1 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 F-IH1 L-IY0 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D K-AH1-M


We'll be there.


Great. I'll ah, see ya then.

G-R-EY1 T-IH1 L-AA1 S-IY1 Y-AA1 DH-EH1-N


All right, rock on.


Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great.

AH1-M K-AE1-N D-AH0-L-Z SH-AE0-M P-EY1 N-Y-AE1 AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0 Z-AA1-R G-R-EY1-T


'Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know.

K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AH1 V-L-AE1-S-T-S F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0


Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.

OW1 G-AA1 D-R-AA1 S-AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0


Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S S-OW1 M-AH1-CH B-AH1 T-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-UW1 IH1 T-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-EH1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 IH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 F-R-IY1 F-AO1-R D-IH1 N-ER0 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-T


Oh yeah, I'd love that.


Oh, great! Me too.


I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job.

AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1 T-AO1-L-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-W-EH1 N-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L G-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-N-UW1 JH-AA1-B


And why do you care so much?

AH0-N D-W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 K-EH1-R S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D G-EH1-T T-UW1 L-AY1 V-AW1 T-M-AY1 F-AE1-N T-AH0 S-IY0


You had fantasies about Emily?

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D F-AE1-N T-AH0 S-IY0 Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0


No! Y'know,


Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?

IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 IH0-N JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 HH-AY1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N DH-AE1-T HH-AH1 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-Y-UW0 K-R-EY1 N-IY0 AH0-N K-IH1-D


Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!

Y-AE1 DH-AE1-T P-L-AH1-S HH-IH1 Z-M-AA1 M-Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 P-UH1-T S-AW1 ER0 K-R-IY1 M-AA1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Do you love her?


We said it was only going to be two weeks, y'know?

W-IY1 S-EH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 T-UW1 W-IY1-K S-IH1 K-N-OW0


You love her!


What-what is love really?

W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-IH1 Z-L-AH1 V-R-IH1 L-IY0


Ohhh, I


I am a good kisser.


Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in…  I've been watching too much porn.

DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-UW1 K-AE1-N K-AE1-N S-N-IY1 K-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AA1-K P-IH2 T-AH0-N-D TH-IH1-NG Z-W-IH1-L-S T-AA1-R-T T-UW1 HH-IY1 T-AH1 P-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0-S T-UW1 ER0 D-AH0-S K-AH1-M Z-IH0 N-AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-AH1-CH P-AO1-R-N


So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.

S-OW1 B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 IY1 Z-IY0 Y-UW1 R-EH1-D F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0-S K-R-IH1-P T-AH0-N-D T-R-AY1 T-UW1 S-EH1 L-AE1 Z-M-AH1-CH T-OW1 N-ER0 AE1 Z-Y-UW1 P-AA1 S-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-AE1-N


Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-OW1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 AY1


Why don't we do a trial run.

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 D-UW1 AH0 T-R-AY1 AH0-L R-AH1-N


Oh okay. Umm, all right.  Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-AY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-IY1 B-IY0 F-R-AH1 M-EH1-M P-AY0 ER0 AO1 F-AH0-S S-AH0 P-L-AY1-Z K-AE1 N-AY1-S P-IY1-K T-UW1 Y-AO1-R S-AH0 P-L-AY1 M-AE1 N-AH0 JH-ER0 P-L-IY1-Z


I'm the supply manager.

IH1-M DH-AH0 S-AH0 P-L-AY1 M-AE1 N-AH0 JH-ER0


Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.

AH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R T-OW1 N-ER0 N-IY1-D-Z


Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?

HH-EY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"

OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-EY1 HH-EY1


Hey!


Okay.


Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?

OW1 HH-EY1 M-OW1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-Y-AO1-R L-AY1 K-OW1-L-D B-L-AW1 S-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D D-R-EH1 S-AH0-Z F-R-AH1-M HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1 M-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-W-AY1


Well, it's just that maternity clothes are so expensive.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-M-AH0 T-ER1 N-IH0 T-IY0 K-L-OW1-DH Z-AA1-R S-OW1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0-V


Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it.

HH-EY1 R-AE1 CH-AY1 M-EY1 D-AH0 P-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1 F-OW1 V-ER0 AA1-N DH-IH1-S S-AY1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-UW1 M-IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-R-AW0 F-Y-AO1-R P-ER1 S-IH0 Z-AE1 T-IH1-T


Bloomingdale's


Oh my God, are you out of a job?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AA1 R-Y-UW1 AW1 T-AH1 V-AH0 JH-AA1-B


No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a

N-OW1 B-AH1-T DH-EY1-S T-AH1 K-M-IY1 IH0-N P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L SH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-W-IH1 CH-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0


Okay!


Our eyes are closed and we're about to cross the street. Very good.

AW1 ER0 AY1 Z-AA1-R K-L-OW1-Z D-AH0-N D-W-ER0 AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1-D


Okayyyyy, open up!


What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this

W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 SH-OW1 AH1-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AO1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S


Yeah, it's for our catering business!

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 K-EY1 T-ER0 IH0-NG B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S


I think I know that girl.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L


All right, umm, we're not gonna really keep it this way though.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AH1 M-W-ER0 N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-IY1 P-IH1-T DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 DH-OW1


No?


No, we're gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.

N-OW1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 P-EY1-N T-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 S-AO1-R D-AH0-N D-R-IY2 P-L-EY1 S-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-AH0 G-EH1-T


Oh!


And also, we don't know what to do with this.

AH0-N D-AO1-L S-OW0 W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S


Oh yeah, I definitely know her.

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 N-OW1 HH-ER0


You don't know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 R-AE1 CH-Y-UW1 B-AO1 D-AH0-L D-M-AY1 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


All right! Ross, do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-R-AA1-S D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S


Y'know, hey! You're the one who ended it, remember?

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EY1 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 EH1-N D-AH0 D-IH1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0


Yeah, because I was


You still love me?


Noo.


You still love me.


Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!

OW1 Y-IY1 AH0 S-OW1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 L-AH1 V-M-IY1


Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?

N-UW1 N-AH1 N-W-AH1-T D-AH1-Z DH-IH1 S-M-IY1 N-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Maybe!


I, I don't know.


Ross, I still can't forgive you for what you did, I can't, I just, but sometimes when I'm with you I just, I feel so...

R-AA1 S-AY1-S T-IH1-L K-AE1-N-T F-ER0 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AY1 K-AE1-N T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T B-AH1-T S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-W-EH1 N-IH1 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 F-IY1-L S-OW1


What?!


I just, I feel, I-I just...

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 F-IY1 L-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T


What?


I feel...


Noo!! I don't care! I'm not, I'm not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!

N-UW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-IH1-M N-AA1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-W-AH1 N-IY0 AH0 N-OW2-S T-R-IH1-P P-OW1 K-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S


But I made cards!!


Well! Good night.  I'm going upstairs.

W-EH1-L G-UH1 D-N-AY1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-AH0-P-S T-EH1-R-Z


Good night.


Wanna play strip poker for practice?

W-AA1 N-AH0 P-L-EY1-S T-R-IH1-P P-OW1 K-ER0 F-AO1-R P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S


What are you doing?


The key's stuck in the lock.

DH-AH0 K-IY1-Z-S T-AH1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-AA1-K


I can fix it. Hold on.  Look out. Look out.

AY1 K-AE1-N F-IH1-K S-IH1-T HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-L-UH1 K-AW1 T-L-UH1 K-AW1-T


It still doesn't work.


Isn't it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin' married.

IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1 T-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-N M-EH1 R-IY0-D


I know, they're gonna be


Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?

OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N T-UW1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z F-AA1 L-IH0 NG-IH0 N-L-AH1-V HH-AW1 AO1 F-AH0-N D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Not


No! I'm so happy for them!

N-OW1 IH1-M S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M


Me too! So happy for them!

M-IY1 T-UW1 S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M


Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 G-AA1-D D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 N-AA1-T JH-EH1 L-AH0-S


Totally. I'm like 90/10.

T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 AE1 M-L-AY1 K-N-AY1-N T-IY0 T-EH1-N-TH-S


Yeah me too.


Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?

HH-EY1 AH1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z S-IY1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Wh—no, but y'know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.

HH-UW1 N-OW0 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-UW1 D-IH1-D-S T-AA1 P-IH0-N HH-IY1-R L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 T-EH1 N-IH0-L


Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1-T G-AY1 F-R-AH1-M K-UH1 K-IH0-NG-S K-UW1 L-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T P-UH1-T S-IH0 L-AE1-N T-R-OW0 W-IH1 DH-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.

OW1 SH-UH1-R S-IH0 L-AE1-N T-R-OW0 L-EH1 R-IY0


Well, I'm gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 F-IH1 L-IH0-N F-AO1-R HH-IH1 M-AE1-Z F-UW1-D K-R-IH1 T-IH0-K F-AO1-R DH-AH0 CH-EH1-L S-IY0 R-IH0 P-AO1-R T-ER0


Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence… dozens of people.

W-AW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-AH1 T-AE1 N-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-AA2 P-ER0 T-UW1 N-AH0 T-IY0 T-UW1 IH1-N F-L-UW0 AH0-N-S D-AH1 Z-AH0-N Z-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L


How could you say yes, what about our catering business?

HH-AW1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-EH1 S-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 K-EY1 T-ER0 IH0-NG B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S


Oh no-no-no, it's only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 IH1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N N-AY1 T-AH0 W-IY1 K-AH0-N-D P-L-AH1 S-AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AW1-T F-AO1 R-AH0


Yay!!


Oh, in that case——Yay!  That was me hopping on board.

OW1 IH0-N DH-AE1-T K-AE1 S-IY0 EY2 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-IY1 HH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-AA1-N B-AO1-R-D


Oh.


Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-EY1 R-AA1-S K-W-IH1-K K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 P-AA1-R T-IY0


Hello.


Hey, it's me.


I know you can't stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I'd try and apologize over the phone.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T-S T-AE1-N-D T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1 M-R-UW1 M-AE1 Z-M-IY1 S-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-IH1-D T-R-AY1 AH0-N D-AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2 Z-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


Stop callin'!!


Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge.

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AY1-N T-IY0 T-UW1 P-OY1-N-T TH-R-IY1 K-AH1-K-S K-ER0 K-R-AA1-K F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 W-AH1-N TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z D-EY1 L-IY0 CH-AE1 L-AH0-N-JH


All right!


What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything

W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 N-EY1 M-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R R-UW1 M-EY2-T HH-UW1 IH1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0-N D-W-UH1-D D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!

JH-OW1 S-AH0-F F-R-AE1-N S-AH0-S T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 HH-OW1 M-Y-EH1-T


Umm, I think he's still out. What's wrong?

AH1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1-Z-S T-IH1 L-AW1 T-W-AH0-T S-R-AO1-NG


Well, I'll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note.

W-EH1 L-IH1-L T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-EH1 R-AH0-N G-R-IY1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-D P-L-AE1-N Z-W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0 T-AH0 N-AY1 T-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 L-EH1-F T-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-N-OW1-T


"Pheebs, can't make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy."  Big Daddy?

F-IY1-B-Z K-AE1-N T-M-EY1 K-IH1-T G-AA1 T-AH0 D-EY1-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0 B-IH1-G D-AE1 D-IY0 B-IH1-G D-AE1 D-IY0


Oh that's a nickname we were trying out.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2 M-W-IY1 W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AW1-T


Hey, y'know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron!

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M N-EH1 V-ER0 K-AA1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 R-AA1 S-AH0 T-R-AA0-N


Hey!


Oh! Here's Joseph Francis!

OW1 HH-IH1-R-Z JH-OW1 S-AH0-F F-R-AE1-N S-AH0-S


Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!

OW0 HH-AA1 W-AA0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 M-IH1 D-AH0-L N-EY1 M-IH0-NG M-IY1 F-AO1 R-AY1 L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1 AH0 N-OW1-T


So what?! That doesn't give you the right to ditch me!

S-OW1 W-AH1-T DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 R-AY1-T T-UW1 D-IH1 CH-M-IY1


Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N K-AE1-N S-AH0-L P-L-AE1-N Z-W-IH1-DH F-R-EH1-N-D Z-IH1-F DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-AH0 P-AA2 S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 F-AO1-R S-EH1-K-S


Phoebe he's right, that is the rule.

F-IY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 Z-R-AY1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 R-UW1-L


I don't accept this rule.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-AE0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-IH1 S-R-UW1-L


When we make plans, I expect you to show up.

W-EH1 N-W-IY1 M-EY1-K P-L-AE1-N Z-AY1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 SH-OW1 AH1-P


Okay, I can't just be a way to kill time 'til you meet someone better!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 K-IH1-L T-AY1-M T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 M-IY1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N B-EH1 T-ER0


Y'know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this  is for life!

IH1 K-N-OW0 B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D Z-AH0-N-D G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D-Z K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D G-OW1 B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-AO1-R L-AY1-F


Did you know he was in there?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


No.


How long have we been home?

HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG HH-AE1 V-W-IY1 B-IH1-N HH-OW1-M


About a half an hour.


Love


Lights.  Uh, romantic lights.

L-AY1-T S-AH1 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0 K-L-AY1-T-S


Ooh, nice.


So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.

S-OW1 AA1 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S TH-IH1 NG-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T


Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.

OW1 R-AY1 T-AY1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


Well ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life

W-EH1 L-AA1 AY1-V B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-AY1 L-AY1-F


Yeah?


And I feel like I've conquered the business world, and I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.

AH0-N D-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1-V K-AA1-NG K-ER0-D DH-AH0 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0 S-W-ER1-L D-AH0-N D-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1-V K-AA1-NG K-ER0-D DH-AH0 IH2-N T-AH0 L-EH1-K CH-UW0 AH0 L-W-ER1-L D-AH0-N D-N-AW1 IY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


Wow.


There's one thing missing.

DH-EH1-R Z-W-AH1-N TH-IH1-NG M-IH1 S-IH0-NG


What's that?


It's time for me to conquer the physical world.

IH1-T-S T-AY1-M F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 K-AA1-NG K-ER0 DH-AH0 F-IH1 Z-IH0 K-AH0 L-W-ER1-L-D


Okay.


Monica, I want to become  the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AH1-M DH-AH0 AH1-L T-AH0 M-AH0-T F-AY1 T-IH0-NG CH-AE1-M P-IY0 AH0-N


You wanna what?!


I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It's the most intense physical competition in the world, it's banned in 49 states!

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AH1-M DH-AH0 AH1-L T-AH0 M-AH0-T F-AY1 T-IH0-NG CH-AE1-M P-IY0 AH0 N-IH1-T-S DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-IH0-N T-EH1-N-S F-IH1 Z-IH0 K-AH0-L K-AA2-M P-AH0 T-IH1 SH-AH0 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-IH1-T-S B-AE1-N D-IH0-N F-AO1-R T-IY0 N-AY1-N-S T-EY1-T-S


What are you talking about?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I've even had my own octagon training ring designed.

OW2 K-EY1 M-AY1 T-R-EY1 N-ER0 HH-OW1 K-AY1 IH1-Z T-IY1 CH-IH0-NG M-IY1 AH0 K-AA2-M B-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1-V JH-IY1 K-UW1-N D-OW1 AH0-N-D B-R-AH0 Z-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N-S T-R-IY1-T F-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AY1 V-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 D-M-AY1 OW1 N-AA1-K T-AH0 G-AA2-N T-R-EY1 N-IH0 NG-R-IH1-NG D-IH0 Z-AY1-N-D


And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

AH0-N D-AY1 S-AH0 P-OW1 Z-Y-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-AH0 R-IH1-NG D-IH0 Z-AY1 N-ER0 F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T


Yeah.


Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 DH-EH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N T-R-OW1 W-EH1 N-AY1 W-IH1-N


I want you close enough to smell the blood.

AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-L-OW1 S-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 S-M-EH1-L DH-AH0 B-L-AH1-D


What do you think?


My parents will be so happy.

M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-W-IH1-L B-IY1 S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Okay to come in?


Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.

Y-AE1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IY1 T-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T D-R-AY1 V-R-AA1 JH-ER0 G-AA1-T B-IY1-P T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 G-EH1-S HH-UW1 B-IY1-P-T HH-IH1-M


What?!


I'm the ruptured spleen.

IH1-M DH-AH0 R-AH1-P CH-ER0-D-S P-L-IY1-N


Why would you do that?


Because you shouldn't be with him.  You should be with me.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T B-IY1 W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Really?


When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me!

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-R-AA1 JH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z K-IH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1


Look, things like last night they don't just happen.

L-UH1-K TH-IH1-NG Z-L-AY1 K-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Or at least not to me.

AO1 R-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-N-AA1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Or with the other two women, in the morning y'know I was just lying there and I couldn't wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y'know with a friend.

AO1 R-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 T-UW1 W-IH1 M-AH0 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 IH0-NG DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z B-AH1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IH1 DH-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Chandler!


I know you probably don't want to go out with me, y'know because I make too many jokes and I've never been in a serious relationship and I guess I'm not technically a "doctor…"

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 M-EY1-K T-UW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 JH-OW1-K S-AH0-N D-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1 N-IH0 N-AH0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2 P-AH0-N D-AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-M N-AA1-T T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0


There was just one woman, wasn't there?

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1 N-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-W-AO1-S-T DH-EH1-R


No, there were two.


Including me?


Oh yeah.


Hey!


Welcome back!


Hey!  Can we pick up where we left off?

HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-W-IY1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-W-EH1 R-W-IY1 L-EH1-F T-AO1-F


I don't know, I'm still pretty tired out from this afternoon.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-M-S T-IH1-L P-R-IH1 T-IY0 T-AY1 ER0 D-AW1-T F-R-AH1-M DH-IH1 S-AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1-N


Why?


Uh, the sex.


What sex?


Our sex.


We didn't have sex.

W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K-S


Well if I didn't have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D S-EH1-K S-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N DH-AE1 T-L-UH1-K T-AE1 N-AA1 F-AH0-L L-AA1 T-L-AY1-K


Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!


Oh my God Stu! I-I can't believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she's a hooker?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D-S T-UW1 IY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-IH1 S-N-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 SH-UH1-R SH-EH1 S-AH0 HH-UH1 K-ER0


Either that or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.

IY1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AO1-R SH-EH1-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-M-OW1-S T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0-V D-EY1 T-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D


Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-EH1 M-AE1 M-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 F-AY1-N D-AH0 B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N D-AH0 G-EH1 N-AY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-AY1 AE1 N-OW1-L D-M-EY1-D


I'm your mother.


Ehh?


Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler...

OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 JH-OW1-K-T DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 L-AY1-K CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Hi there.


...and he couldn't let it go, and... I don't really know what happened with that either.

AH0-N-D HH-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-L-EH1 T-IH1-T G-OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-IY1 DH-ER0


And then Ross's new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-R-AA1 S-N-UW1 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D B-AA1 N-IY0 SH-OW1 Z-AH1 P-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-AH0-N V-IH1-N-S-T HH-ER0 T-UW1 S-EY1-V HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D


And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don't know what happened there either...

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-IH1 S-AH0-N D-N-AW1 R-AA1-S HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 CH-UW1-Z B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-AO1-L-D G-ER1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-IY1 DH-ER0


Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-OW1 G-EH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?

AH1 M-IH1-S T-ER0 M-AO1-R-S K-AE1 N-AY1-S P-IY1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Well yeah, I lied before.


Oh!


Oh God


Now you know how you really feel about it.

N-AW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 F-IY1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Oh-oh, that's a risky little game!

OW1 HH-OW0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 R-IH1-S K-IY0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-EY1-M