Ok, got the vent open.

OW1 K-EY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 V-EH1-N T-OW1 P-AH0-N


Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!

HH-AY1 IH1-M B-EH1 N-IH1-M HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0 L-W-ER1 K-ER0 B-EH1 N-IH1-T-S B-EH1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-EH1-S K-Y-UW0


Ben, you ready?


All right, gimme your foot.

AO1-L R-AY1-T G-IH1 M-IY0 Y-AO1-R F-UH1-T


Ok, on three, Ben.


One, two, three.


Ok, That's it, Ben.


What do you see?


Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.

W-EH1-L S-UW1 Z-AH0 N-AY1 S-IY1 W-AH1 T-AH0 P-IH1-R-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 D-AA1-R-K V-EH1-N T-W-EY1 T-Y-EH1 S-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH0-N F-AE1-K T-AH0 D-AA1-R-K V-EH1-N-T


Phoebs, It's open! It's open!

F-IY1-B Z-IH1-T S-OW1 P-AH0 N-IH1-T S-OW1 P-AH0-N


Wait! You forgot your legs!

W-EY1 T-Y-UW1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R L-EH1-G-Z


You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-M P-R-EH1 S-IH0 V-R-EH1 Z-AH0 M-EY2 M-IH1-Z G-R-IY1 N-AY1 AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 L-AY1 K-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-IY1 HH-IY1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-M P-L-AH0 M-EH2-N T-IH0 NG-AH0 N-UW1 F-AY1 L-IH0-NG S-IH1-S T-AH0-M


Thank you.


Filing system?


Oh-oh!


It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.

IH1-T S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 D-IH1-D B-R-AY1 T-AH0 N-AH1-P DH-AH0 IH0-N S-AY1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 F-AY1 L-IH0-NG K-AE1 B-AH0 N-AH0-T-S


Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.

W-EH1-L DH-EY1 AH1 TH-EY1 DH-IY0 D-UW1 M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N DH-AE1-T


I notice that you've been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.

AY1 N-OW1 T-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N T-R-AH1-S T-IH0 D-W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-R-AE1 DH-ER0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0-Z


Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.

Y-EH1-S JH-OW0 AE1 N-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-AE1 N-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L M-EH1-N T-AO2-R T-UW1 M-IY1


Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. It's amazing how she gets it right almost

OW1 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH0-N G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-AY1 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG B-EY1 G-AH0-L F-AO1-R M-IY1 IH1-T S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG HH-AW1 SH-IY1 G-EH1-T S-IH1 T-R-AY1 T-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T


I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.

IY1 W-IY0 AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 HH-AE1 V-M-AO1-R R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0-Z DH-AE1-N DH-AE1-T


Oh yes, well there's the coffee too.  Rachel can carry two things at once!

OW1 Y-EH1 S-W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R-Z DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 T-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-AE1-N K-AE1 R-IY0 T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AE1 T-W-AH1-N-S


Yes, that's very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.

Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1 D-N-AW1 AH0 AH1 B-IH1-G P-AA1-R T-AH1-V DH-IH1-S JH-AA1 B-IH1-Z K-AH1-L T-IH0 V-EY2 T-IH0-NG P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P S-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 W-IH1-DH D-IH0 Z-AY1 N-ER0-Z


Yes, I realize that


And Rachel shouldn't have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.

AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M M-AY1-T B-IY1 G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 F-R-EH1-N D-L-IY0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


I love working with designers!

AY1 L-AH1 V-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH D-IH0 Z-AY1 N-ER0-Z


With them, under them, what's the difference? Eh, Rach?

W-IH1-DH DH-EH1 M-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-EH1 M-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N S-EH1 R-AE1-CH


Chandler, you have an assistant right?

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N T-R-AY1-T


Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 M-IY1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L S-M-AY1-L


I do?


Yeah!  All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try umm, try looking sexy.

Y-AE1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-M-AY1-L L-EH1-T-S T-R-AY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L S-L-EH1-T-S T-R-AY1 AH1-M T-R-AY1 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG S-EH1-K S-IY0


Okay.


Or not.


Where's Chandler?


Here I am.


Wash your hands!!!


How did you…know?


Hey! What's she doing back here?

HH-EY1 W-AH0-T-S SH-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG B-AE1-K HH-IY1-R


Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!

R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-R-AA1-S SH-EH1 S-N-AA1 T-M-EY1 D-AH1 V-AY1-S K-R-IY1-M


Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...

HH-EY1 L-UH1-K F-IY1 B-IY0 AY1 AH1 AY1 L-EY1 D-AW1-T DH-AH0-S T-EY1-T-S JH-IY2 AH0 G-R-AE1 F-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0


What happened in Atlantic City?!

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-IH0 N-AH0 T-L-AE1-N T-IH0-K S-IH1 T-IY0


Well, Chandler and I are in a bar

W-EH1-L CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 AA1 R-IH0 N-AH0 B-AA1-R


Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T HH-IY1-R M-IY1 S-EY1 D-UW1-D


And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay?

AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S G-ER1 L-IH1 Z-M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AY1 Z-AE1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 OW2 K-EY1


So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing.

S-OW1 AE1-F T-ER0 AH0 W-AY1-L HH-IY1 HH-IY0 G-OW1 Z-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 HH-ER0 AH0-N D-AH1 AE1-F T-ER0 AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AO1-R T-UW1 AY1 S-IY1 DH-EH1-M K-IH1 S-IH0-NG


Now, I know what you're thinking, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you're right, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.

N-AW1 AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1 P-AH1-V G-AY1 HH-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1-Z T-UW1 B-AA1-R Z-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K S-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH G-ER1-L Z-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1 P-AH1-V G-AY1 HH-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1-Z T-UW1 B-AA1-R Z-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K S-AW1 T-W-IH1-TH G-IH2-L-R-Z


You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.

Y-UW1 K-IH1-S T-AH0 G-AY1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D


In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

IH0-N M-AY1 D-IH0 F-EH1-N S-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z D-AA1-R K-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-AY1


Oh Mon, I laughed so hard

OW1 M-OW1 N-AY1 L-AE1-F-T S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D


Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?

HH-OW1 HH-OW1 S-OW1 HH-AA1-R D-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2 R-AH0 G-EH1-N


Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.

W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 D-Y-UW1 K-IH1-S T-AH0 G-AY1


So umm, you're gonna stay with me as long as I need you?

S-OW1 AH1 M-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-EY1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-AY1 N-IY1 D-Y-UW1


Of course I am!


Oh mom, I swear I'm not an idiot.

OW1 M-AA1 M-AY1 S-W-EH1 R-IH1-M N-AA1 T-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


I've read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn't think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes.

AY1 V-R-IY1 D-AO1-L K-AY1-N-D Z-AH1-V B-UH1-K S-AA1-N P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N S-IY0 AH0-N-D G-IH1 V-IH0-NG B-ER1-TH B-AH1 T-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K T-UW1 R-EH1-D DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 W-EH1-N DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 K-AH1-M-Z


And-and then guess what?

AE1-N D-AE2-N-D DH-EH1-N G-EH1 S-W-AH1-T


The baby's coming and I don't know what to do.

DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1


Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?

OW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 TH-R-OW1 AH1 P-IH0-N M-AY1 D-AY1 P-ER0 JH-IY1 N-IY0


No. Sweetie, you're gonna be fine.

N-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 F-AY1-N


Okay.


It


Hey!


Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?

HH-EY1 W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AO1-L R-EH1 D-AH0-N-D S-W-EH1 T-IY0


I just Bamboozled Chandler!  Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T B-AE1-M B-OW0 Z-AH0-L-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IH1 CH-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH1 S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0-L TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 K-W-IH1-K SH-AW1 ER0


Not if you were here.


Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-AY1 AY1 AE1-S-K T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AW1-T T-UW1 B-R-AH1-N-CH T-AH0 D-EY1 IH1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 M-AY1 M-EY1 D-AH1 V-AA1 N-ER0


Oh my God! This is it!   I really hope it's you!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1 T-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-OW1 P-IH1-T S-Y-UW1


I hope it's you.


Me too!


First of all um, I love you both so much and you're both so important to me

F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-AH1 M-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 B-OW1-TH S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R B-OW1-TH S-OW1 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!

OW2 K-EY1 B-L-AA0 B-L-AA1 B-AH0 HH-UW1 IH1 Z-IH1-T


Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade off being maid of honor for each other.

W-EH1 L-AH1 M-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0 M-W-EH1 R-W-IY1 T-R-EY1 D-AO1-F B-IY1 IH0-NG M-EY1 D-AH1 V-AA1 N-ER0 F-AO1 R-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine

L-AY1-K HH-AY2 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-IY0 IH1-F F-IY1 B-IY0 W-ER0 M-AY1-N


Yes!!! Oh!!


Hypothetically!


Still.


If Phoebe were my maid of honor

IH1-F F-IY1 B-IY0 W-ER0 M-AY1 M-EY1 D-AH1 V-AA1 N-ER0


Rachel would be Phoebe's, I would be Rachel's, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-UH1-D B-IY1 F-IY1 B-IY0 Z-AY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 W-IY1 AO1-L G-EH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-W-AH1-N S-AH0-N D-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AH1-P S-EH2-T


Yeah that's actually a pretty good idea.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Yeah, I'll do that. So who gets to be yours?

Y-AE1 IH1-L D-UW1 DH-AE1-T S-OW1 HH-UW1 G-EH1-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-UH1-R-Z


Well that's the best part. Umm,

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T P-AA1-R T-AH1-M


Wh-why is that the best part?

W-AH1 F-IY0 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T P-AA1-R-T


Because then I don't have to!

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EH1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1


Well of


I'm really not deciding!

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AA1-T D-AH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-NG


Fine!


Aww, and good luck to you too!  What a nice lady!

AO1 W-AH0-N-D G-UH1 D-L-AH1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-UW1 W-AH1 T-AH0 N-AY1 S-L-EY1 D-IY0


If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a phial of small pox to release in the hallway?

IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1-V JH-OW1 IY0 AH0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T DH-AE1-T D-IH0 S-R-AH1-P-T-S DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-W-AY1 N-AA1-T G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-M-AO1-R S-AH1 T-AH0-L L-AY1 K-AH0 R-EH1 K-IH0-NG B-AO1 L-AO1 R-AH0 F-AY1 AH0 L-AH1-V S-M-AO1-L P-AA1-K-S T-UW1 R-IY0 L-IY1 S-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AO1 L-W-EY2


It's not just the drum noise.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 D-R-AH1-M N-OY1-Z


Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye!

EH1 V-ER0 IY0 F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S JH-OW1 IY0 TH-R-OW1-Z HH-IH1-Z-S T-IH1-K S-IH0-N DH-AH0 EH1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-OW1 M-AY1 AY1


Oh god, my eye!"


I mean, it is so annoying.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 AH0 N-OY1 IH0-NG


Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.

Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AW1 N-AO1-R M-AH0-L P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 R-IY0 AE1-K-T T-UW1 D-R-AH1-M-Z


Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?

F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T JH-OW1 IY0 D-R-AH1-M-Z T-UW1 AH0 N-OY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L S-OW1 SH-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 L-AY1-V DH-EH1 R-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Maybe on some level.


Joey? Could you get that?  What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?

JH-OW1 IY0 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-UW1-M


No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you.

N-OW1 IH1-M P-IH1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AH1-P F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 D-EY1-T DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they're my favorite. Thank you.

OW1 L-IH1 L-IY0-Z JH-OW1 IY0 TH-EH1-R M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


And, a brownie!


Well, half a brownie.


Actually, it's just bag.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T B-AE1-G


It's been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin' to feel faint so

IH1-T-S B-IH1 N-AH0 L-AO1 NG-W-AO1-K F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 F-L-AW1 ER0 SH-AA1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-Z-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-N T-UW1 F-IY1-L F-EY1-N-T S-OW1


Oh man!


This is so great!


I actually feel like I'm going on a real date!

AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0 R-IY1-L D-EY1-T


Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I'm wearing underwear that goes up to about……there.

AO2-L DH-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 HH-IH1-N T-AH1 V-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG S-IH1 K-N-AH0 S-AH0-N D-IH1 M-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R DH-AE1-T G-OW1 Z-AH1-P T-UW1 AE1 B-UW0 T-AA2-R-DH


Hey come on now, this is a real date.

HH-EY1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N N-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 R-IY1-L D-EY1-T


Uh, so…nice place you got here.

AH1 S-AA1 N-AH0-S P-L-EY1 S-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T HH-IY1-R


Foosball, huh?


Pizza box.


Oh, a subscription to

OW1 AH0 S-AH0-B-S K-R-IH1-P SH-AH0-N T-UW1


Yeah, actually that's my roommate's.

Y-AE1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T-S


I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.

AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-IH1-M HH-IY1 S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-AH0-S T-AE1-N D-AH1-P G-AY1


Ah yes, but he's very protective of me so you'd better watch yourself.

AA1 Y-EH1-S B-AH1-T HH-IY1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 P-R-AH0 T-EH1-K T-IH0 V-AH1 V-M-IY1 S-OW1 Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 W-AA1 CH-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Ah… Hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking?

AA1 HH-EY1 S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-R-UW1 M-EY2 T-AH1 V-Y-UH1-R S-AH0-S HH-IY1 G-UH1 D-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG


Hm-mmm


Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 T-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 T-AH1-F T-UW1 K-IY1 P-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D Z-AH1-V HH-IH1-M HH-AH1


Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 SH-UH1-R HH-IY1-Z G-EY1


No-no-no-no, he's not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!

N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0 HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-N-OW1 W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 R-UW1 AH0-N DH-AH0 G-EY1-M K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-AH1 T-AH0 JH-ER1 K-R-AA1 S-W-AA1-Z B-IY1 IH0-NG


Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-AH0-M P-EH1 T-AH0 T-IH0-V


Ha. Ha, ha.


What?


Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.

OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 K-EH1 T-AH0-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UH1-R B-L-AE1-K


Please! I am not as bad as Ross.

P-L-IY1 Z-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1 T-AE1-Z B-AE1 D-AE1 Z-R-AA1-S


Oh, I beg to differ. The

OW1 AY1 B-EH1-G T-UW1 D-IH1 F-ER0 DH-AH0


That was


Oooooh.  : Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!

UW1 HH-UW2 OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2


Well, not playing raquetball!

W-EH1-L N-AA1-T P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-R-AE1 K-AH0-T B-AO2-L


He forgot to leave his grip size!

HH-IY1 F-ER0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 L-IY1-V HH-IH1-Z G-R-IH1-P S-AY1-Z


He didn't get the goggles!

HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T DH-AH0 G-AA1 G-AH0-L-Z


Well,sounds like you two have issues.

W-EH1-L S-AH0-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH1 SH-UW0-Z


Goodbye, baby.


Ciao, bela.


Do they wait for me to do this?

D-UW1 DH-EY1 W-EY1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


So are you gonna tell him?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M


Why would I tell him?


How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T K-AA1 Z-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-IH1 Z-M-AH1 DH-ER0 M-AY1-T


What are you guys doing here?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!

AH1-HH HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0 JH-AA1-K-S T-R-AE2-P


...What did I ask?


God. I feel violated.

G-AA1 D-AY1 F-IY1-L V-AY1 AH0 L-EY0 T-IH0-D


Ross, ten o'clock.


Is it? Feels like two.


No,


There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!

DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AE1 T-EY1 T-N-AY1-N T-EH1 N-AH0 K-L-AA1-K


Oh. Hel-lo!


She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!

SH-EH1 S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG SH-IY1 M-EY1-K-S DH-AH0 W-IH1 M-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-R-IY1 M-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K SH-AO1-R-T F-AE1-T B-AO1-L D-M-EH1-N


Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.

W-EH1-L G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 HH-ER0 SH-EH1 S-N-AA1 T-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N


Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!

OW1 K-AA1-M SH-EH1 S-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1-T


Oh please, could she


He could never get a woman like that in a million years.

HH-IY1 K-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1 T-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-IH0 N-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R-Z


Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.

OW1 OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-IY1 DH-IY1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-W-IH1-DH DH-IY1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG G-AY1 Z-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z G-AY1-Z


You could do that!


You think?


OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.

OW1 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-IH0 N-AH1 F-AH1-V DH-AH0 V-Y-UW1 CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1 T-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S S-IH1-T D-AW1-N S-IH1-T D-AW1-N


OK.


This is great!  Helen, could you come in here for a moment?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-R-EY1-T HH-EH1 L-AH0-N K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Thank you Helen, that'll be all.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-EH1 L-AH0-N TH-AE1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 AO1-L


Last time I do that, I promise.

L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S


I am so, so, so, so sorry!

AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 S-OW1 S-OW1 S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0


Uh-huh.


Yeah you will!  And, are you kiddin' me?!

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 W-IH1 L-AH0-N D-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-N M-IY1


Come on Monica, it's our Valentine's Day. Please? Please-please, please?

K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-T S-AW1 ER0 V-AE1 L-AH0-N T-AY2-N-Z D-EY1 P-L-IY1-Z P-L-IY1 S-AH0 S-L-IY2-P-S P-L-IY1-Z


Okay.


So, are we going in there?

S-OW1 AA1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


I am!!


Wow!


It actually is in the handbook.

IH1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AE1-N-D B-UH2-K


I can't date you or have a hot plate in my office.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T D-EY1 T-Y-UW1 AO1-R HH-AE1 V-AH0 HH-AA1-T P-L-EY1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 AO1 F-AH0-S


I can't believe we have to stop seeing each other.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-P S-IY1 IH0 NG-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


For what it's worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.

F-AO1 R-W-AH1 T-IH1-T S-W-ER1 TH-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-Y-UW1-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AH1-P F-AO1-R M-IY1 IH1-T F-EH1-L T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1 S-IH1-T K-IH1-N D-AH0 M-EY1 D-M-IY1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N M-AO1-R


I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we can't date. It's against the rules. It's forbidden.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 B-AH1 T-W-IY1 UW0 K-AE1-N-T D-EY1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T DH-AH0 R-UW1-L Z-IH1-T-S F-AO1-R B-IH0 D-AH0-N


What?


Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, it's really hot.

JH-AH1-S-T HH-IY1 R-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 D-IH0-S K-R-AY1 B-IH1 T-AE1-Z F-AO1-R B-IH0 D-AH0 N-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-T


Really?


Yeah.


Well I-I-I don't care how hot it is it's-it's uh, it's wrong.

W-EH1 L-IY1 W-IY0 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R HH-AW1 HH-AA1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-AH1 IH1-T S-R-AO1-NG


Stop it!


No! No! It's wrong! It's-it's-it's naughty. It's taboo.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-R-AO1 NG-IH1-T S-IH0-T-S T-N-AO1 T-IY0 IH1-T-S T-AE0 B-UW1


Shut the book!


Let's also get a hot plate!

L-EH1-T S-AO1-L S-OW0 G-EH1 T-AH0 HH-AA1-T P-L-EY1-T


Rach, you're in a great place in your life. Come on, you've got a great job! Good friends

R-AE1 CH-Y-UH1 R-IH0 N-AH0 G-R-EY1-T P-L-EY1 S-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R L-AY1-F K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T JH-AA1-B G-UH1-D F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?

Y-AE1 S-OW1 S-OW0 W-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Oh I'm not, I just like to try these on.

OW1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K T-UW1 T-R-AY1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1-N


I do the same thing.


I'm just kidding. I'm getting married July 25

AY1 AE1-M JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1 D-IH0 NG-AY1 AE1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-IH1-F TH-AH1-V JH-UW2 L-AY1


I'm just kidding too.  I'm getting married in December.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1 D-IH0-NG T-UW1 IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-N D-IH0 S-EH1-M B-ER0


So when are you getting married?

S-OW1 W-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Oh May 15


Oooh it's getting close!


So uh, who's your photographer?

S-OW1 AH1 HH-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R F-AH0 T-AA1 G-R-AH0 F-ER0


Jeffrey


We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?

W-IY1 M-EH1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M D-IH1-D HH-IY1 SH-OW1 Y-UW1 DH-AH0 F-OW1 T-OW2 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 N-UW1 D-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG HH-IY1 D-IH1-D


The best man? Wow!


I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, who's your band?!

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 AO1-L M-OW2-S-T K-AO1-L D-AO1 F-M-AY1 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-OW1 HH-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-N-D


Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.

OW1 M-AY1 F-IY0 AE1-N S-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S DH-AH0 S-W-IH1-NG K-IH1-NG-Z


Oh, you're so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.

OW1 Y-UH1-R S-OW1 L-AH1 K-IY0 M-AY1 F-IY0 AE1-N S-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S DH-AH0 HH-EH1 V-IY0 M-EH1 T-AH0-L B-AE1-N-D K-AA1-R K-AH0-S


Ooh, is that spelled with a 'C' or a 'K'? Oh my God! It doesn't matter; they're both great!

UW1 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T-S P-EH1-L D-W-IH1 DH-AH0 S-IY1 AO1 R-AH0 K-EY1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 TH-EH1-R B-OW1-TH G-R-EY1-T


Oh y'know what?


Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman's and get it half off.

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 T-UW1 K-L-AY1-N M-AH0-N Z-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-IH1-T HH-AE1 F-AO1-F


This place is so overpriced.

DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 P-R-AY2-S-T


So, does this  come in another color or

S-OW1 D-AH1-Z DH-IH1-S K-AH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 K-AH1 L-ER0 AO1-R


I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.

AY1 AE1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 Y-IH1-R-Z F-R-AH1-M N-AW1-S K-UW1-L CH-IH2-L D-R-AH0 N-W-IH1-L-S T-AH1 D-IY0 IH1 T-AE1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AH0-S-T F-ER1-S-T D-EY1-T S-AH1 V-AO1-L T-AY1-M


It was unbelievable!

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...

W-IY1 K-UH1-D T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 B-IY1 AW0 ER0 S-EH1-L-V Z-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-L-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 G-EY1-M-Z


So have you called her yet?

S-OW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 K-AO1-L-D HH-ER0 Y-EH1-T


What are you, insane?


It's the next day!


How needy do I want to seem?

HH-AW1 N-IY1 D-IY0 D-UW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1-M


I'm right, right?


Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 L-EH1-T HH-ER0 D-AE1-NG G-AH0-L


I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-AA1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 P-R-EH1 SH-ER0 IH0-NG M-IY1 T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Oh, God, just do it!  Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!

OW1 G-AA1-D JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH1-T K-AO1-L HH-ER0-S T-AA1-P B-IY1 IH0-NG S-OW1 T-EH2-S T-AH0-S T-AO1-R SH-AH0-N


Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.  I got her machine.

W-IH1-CH B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1-Z DH-AH0 R-IY1-L S-AE1-N F-R-AE0-N S-IH1-S K-OW0 T-R-IY1 T-AY1 G-AA1-T HH-ER0 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Her answer machine?


No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.

N-OW1 IH1-N T-ER0 EH2-S T-IH0 NG-L-IY0 IH0 N-AH1-F HH-ER0 L-IY1-F B-L-OW1 ER0 P-IH1-K T-AH1-P


So, uh, why didn't you say anything?

S-OW1 AH1 W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 S-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!

L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-IH1-T S-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N-D B-AE1 R-IY0 N-OW1 D-AA1-N T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-W-AH1-N-S


Okay, okay, what's going on?

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Okay, they're just talking...

OW2 K-EY1 TH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 K-IH0-NG


Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 L-UH1 K-AH1-P S-EH2-T D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-OW1-L-D T-UW1 SH-AH1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


So, um, what do you do for a living?

S-OW1 AH1 M-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 L-IH1 V-IH0-NG


Well, um, for the past few years I've been working.....which is funny because, that wasn't even my major.

W-EH1 L-AH1-M F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-AE1-S-T F-Y-UW1 Y-IH1-R Z-AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-ER1 K-IH0-NG HH-W-IH0 K-IH1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S T-IY1 V-IH0-N M-AY1 M-EY1 JH-ER0


Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.

OW1 N-OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-EY1 K-UH1-D SH-UW1-T DH-AH0-S P-AA1 T-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-Y-UW1


I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry.

AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-EY1 K-UH1 D-L-AH0-S T-R-AY1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1-Z S-UW1 N-AE1 Z-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Now that is funny.


Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us?

HH-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-UH2-L D-IH1-T B-IY1 T-UW1 W-IH1-R D-IH1 F-AY1 IH0-N V-AY1 T-AH0-D K-AE1 R-AH0 L-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 JH-OY1 N-AH1-S


Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.

K-AA1-Z SH-EH1-S SH-EH1 S-AH0 L-OW1-N N-AW1 AH0-N-D P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D S-AE1-D


I guess.


Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-R G-R-EY1-T K-AE1 R-AH0 L-W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N-D JH-OY1 N-AH1-S


Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M F-AY1 N-IH1-M F-AY1-N


Come on.


These people'll scooch down.

DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L-S K-UW1-CH D-AW1-N


You guys'll scooch, won't you?

Y-UW1 G-IH1 S-AH0-L-S K-UW1 CH-W-OW1-N T-Y-UW1


Let's try scooching!


Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick.

AH1 K-R-IH1-S T-AH0 N-R-IH1-G-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z K-AE1 R-AH0 L-W-IH1 L-IH0-K


Carol, Kristin.


Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade.

AH1 K-AE1 R-AH0-L T-IY1 CH-AH0-Z S-IH1-K-S-TH G-R-EY1-D


And, Kristin, Kristin......does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!

AH0-N-D K-R-IH1-S T-IH0-N K-R-IH1-S T-AH0-N D-UW2-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T F-AH1 N-AH0 L-IY0 IH0 N-AH1 F-W-AO1-S T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-ER0 M-EY1 JH-ER0


Okay.


When I was six years old.

W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-IH1-K S-Y-IH1-R Z-OW1-L-D


Hm-mm


I wanted a big wheel.


And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on.

AH0-N D-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S G-AA1 T-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-L-AE1-S T-IH0-K CH-IH1 K-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AA1 P-ER0 AW1-N D-AA1-N


It was embarrassing, kids made fun of me.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0-NG K-IH1-D Z-M-EY1-D F-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-IY1


That was a pretty tough year.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 T-AH1 F-Y-IH1-R


That's-that's great!


See?


I already feel like I know you a little better!

AY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EH1 T-ER0


Thank you.


Okay, come on.


Now we can go eat.


Let's go.


It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L DH-EY1 K-AO1-L D-M-IY1 CH-IH1 K-AH0-N B-OY1


Oh!


Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one?

W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 P-IH1 K-W-AH1-N JH-AH1-S-T P-IH1 K-W-AH1-N HH-IY1-R HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N


That's patio furniture!

TH-AE1-T-S P-AE1 T-IY0 OW2 F-ER1 N-IH0 CH-ER0


So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-L-AY1-K P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1 M-IH0 N-AH0-N-D TH-IH1-NG K-UW1 HH-AW0 IH1 M-AW1-T S-AY1 D-AH0 G-EH1 N-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S


What about the birds?


I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something."

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-ER1-D-Z JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T S-EY1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 S-IH1-T HH-IY1 R-IY1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


You pick one.


All right, how about the ladybugs?

AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0 B-AH2-G-Z


Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!

OW1 S-OW1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 B-ER1-D-Z B-AH1-T B-IH1 G-R-EH1 D-IH1-N S-EH2-K-T-S S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S-T F-AY1-N D-AY1 N-IH0-NG


Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!

F-AY1 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 B-ER1-D-Z G-EH1-T DH-AH0 B-ER1-D-Z


Not like that, I won't!  Kip would have liked the birds!

N-AA1 T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-OW1-N-T K-IH1 P-W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-L-AY1-K-T DH-AH0 B-ER1-D-Z


Bijan for men?


Bijan for...   Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.

B-IH1 JH-AH0-N F-AO1-R HH-EY1 AE1 N-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-IH1 F-M-EY1 B-IY0 AE1-F T-ER0 W-ER1 K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 K-UH1-D G-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 G-R-AE1 B-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH1-V K-AA1 F-IY0


Oh, actually I sorta have plans.

OW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 S-AO1-R T-AH0 HH-AE1-V P-L-AE1-N-Z


Ready, Annabelle?


You bet.  Maybe some other time?

Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1 M-AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1-M


Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.  Bijan for men?  Bijan for men?!

HH-EY1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 L-AO1-S T-AH0 G-ER1-L T-UW1 AH0 K-AW1 B-OY2-S P-R-EY1 IH0-NG K-AH0 L-OW1-N B-IH1 JH-AH0-N F-AO1-R M-EH1-N B-IH1 JH-AH0-N F-AO1-R M-EH1-N


That was amazing!


Phoebe and Gary are


That was amazing.


We are the hottest! Huh?

W-IY1 AA1-R DH-AH0 HH-AA1 T-AH0-S-T HH-AH1


No, you're the best.


I


Hey guys!  What 'cha been doin'?

HH-EY1 G-AY1 Z-W-AH1-T CH-AA1 B-IH1-N D-OY1-N


Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 G-ER1-L DH-AE1 T-W-EY1-V D-AE1 T-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1


So what are you gonna do?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.

W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 D-UW1 W-AH1-N P-ER1 S-AH0 N-W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-R-EY1 K-AH2 P-Y-UW1 B-R-EY1 K-AH2-P


Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.

HH-EY1 N-OW1 W-EY1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z K-AO1-L HH-ER0 AH0-N D-W-ER1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T


Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-D DH-IH1-S HH-Y-UW1-JH F-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 W-AY1-L


Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!

HH-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-L-AY1-K S-W-IH1 M-IH0 NG-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 IY1-T P-IH1 K-AH1-P DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L S-W-IH1 M-IH0-NG TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-AH0 M-IH1-TH


Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.

Y-AE1 T-EH1-L DH-AE1-T T-UW1 M-AY1 AH1-NG K-AH0-L L-EH1 N-IY0


Why? What happened to him?

W-AY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


Nothing, he's just really believes in that.

N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG HH-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S T-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH0 L-IY1-V Z-IH0-N DH-AE1-T


It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.

IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-Y-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-ER0 AH0 S-IH1 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1 R-IH0-M P-L-AE0-N T-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.

OW1 AY1 N-UW1 IH1 T-AY1 N-UW1 IH1 T-AY1 F-EH1-L T-R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-K DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Well, okay, so what's now—go get, go get the eggs, put 'em in there.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 W-AH0-T S-N-AW1 G-OW0 G-EH1-T G-OW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 EH1-G-Z P-UH1 T-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Okay, it'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 T-AH0-L T-EY1-K JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-AY1-L T-UW1 P-R-IY0 P-EH1-R DH-AH0 EH1-M B-R-IY0 OW2-Z


Embryossss? As in, "More than one?"

EH1-M B-R-IY0 AH0 S-IH0 Z-AE1 Z-IH0-N M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-W-AH1-N


Um-hmm, five actually.

AH1 M-AH0-M F-AY1 V-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0


Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?

F-AY1 V-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 R-AE1 M-AY1 G-IH1 V-IH0-NG B-ER1 TH-AH0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0 L-AO1 R-AH0 B-IH1-G B-AA1-K S-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0-S T-EH1-R-Z


We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.

W-IY1 D-UW1 F-AY1-V B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AE1-T G-IH1-V Z-Y-UW1 AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AY1-V P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T CH-AE1-N-S DH-AE1 T-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-W-AH1 N-W-IH1 L-AH0 T-AE1-CH


That's it! 25 percent? That means that's it's like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!

TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AY1-V P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N-Z TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 F-AY1-V P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T CH-AE1-N S-AH1 V-N-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 AE1 T-AO1-L


Hey, y'know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-AH0 AA1-D Z-L-AY1 K-IH1 F-IH0 D-IH1 F-Y-UW1-S T-AH1 F-L-AY1-K T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Sweety, now, she's a woman, not a gumball machine.

S-W-IY1 T-IY0 N-AW1 SH-EH1 S-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N N-AA1 T-AH0 G-AH1-M B-AH0-L M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Okay, well y'know what, don't worry you guys, 'cause I'm-I'm gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z K-AA1 Z-IH1 M-IH0-M G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AE1 Z-M-EH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M Z-AE1 Z-IH1-T T-EY1-K-S T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-R-AY1-T


Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-IY1 DH-EH1-TH TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-W-IY1 UW0 OW1 N-L-IY0 G-AA1 T-W-IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N SH-AA1-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-R-AY1-T


Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this.

AH1 M-IH1-T K-AA1-S-T-S S-IH0-K-S T-IY1-N TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-IY1-CH T-AY1 M-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


So, umm, we're kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.

S-OW1 AH1 M-W-ER0 K-IH1-N D-AH0 Y-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-AO1-L DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N T-AY1-M


Whoa!! That—okay, that's a


No, I'm sorry.


Wow! You guys really don't know anything!

W-AW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.

AY1 N-OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T D-R-AH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-ER1-K-T F-AO1 R-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-ER1-L Z-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


Hey!


You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!

Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-AA1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 IY1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 JH-AA1 N-OW0-Z F-AO1-R S-AH1-M CH-IH1 K-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-L-OW1-Z-D


Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!

OW1 AY1 T-UH1 K-L-EH1 R-IY0 DH-EH1-R T-UW1 IY1-T B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1-L V-AY1 AH0 L-EY0 T-IH0-D S-OW1 W-IY1 SH-AH1 T-IH1-T D-AW1-N


Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!

F-IY1-B Z-IH1-F DH-IH1-S G-AY1 K-IY1-P-S K-L-OW1 Z-IH0-NG D-AW1 N-AO1 L-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T P-L-EY1 S-AH0 Z-W-EH1 R-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 IY1-T


I don't know, clean places?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 K-L-IY1-N P-L-EY1 S-AH0-Z


Mm, yum!


It's Danny.


We'll be right there!  Can't you just say it starts later?

W-EH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH1-T-S T-AA1-R-T S-L-EY1 T-ER0


What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 R-IH0 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-AE1 L-AH0-S T-AA1-R-T S-AE1 T-N-AY1-T


The fake kind!


Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?

HH-EY1 HH-AY1 AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 L-EY1 D-AH0 L-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-EY1 D-AH0-L


We have a ladle.


Thanks, see you at the party.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S S-IY1 Y-UW1 AE1-T DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


Okay, great!


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle."

HH-EY1 G-AY1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-L-EH1 R-IY0 W-UH1-D S-EY1 HH-IY1 W-UH1-D S-EY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 D-AH0-L


You're so efficient. I love you!

Y-UH1-R S-OW1 IH0 F-IH1 SH-AH0-N T-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Let's go!


No-no-no! We need something old!

N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 W-IY1 N-IY1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW1-L-D


Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.

OW1 G-R-EY1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V K-AA1-N D-AH0 M-IH0-N M-AY1 W-AO1 L-AH0 T-AY1-V HH-AE1-D S-IH1-N S-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-W-EH1-L-V


That'll work!


I don't think so.


Okay, now we just need something borrowed!

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-AA1 R-OW2-D


Here just…take this.


That's stealing!


No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.

N-OW1 W-EH1 L-W-EH2-L B-R-IH1 NG-IH1-T B-AE1-K JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1 T-IH1 T-AH1-N D-ER0 Y-AO1-R D-R-EH1-S


Ohh.


Okay, one thing at a time.

OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-AE1 T-AH0 T-AY1-M


Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?

S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T S-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 B-IH1 N-AH1-P T-UW1


Oh, not much. I-I got a job.

OW1 N-AA1 T-M-AH1 CH-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 JH-AA1-B


Oh, that's great.


Why are- why are you so tanned?

W-AY1 AA1 R-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-OW1 T-AE1-N-D


Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.

OW1 AY1 AH1 AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 ER0 UW1 B-AH0


Noooo!  I'm lying. I am so drunk.

N-UW1 OW0 IH1 M-L-AY1 IH0 NG-AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 D-R-AH1-NG-K


Oh God, oh.


Monica? Monica!


Water rules!


Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-IH1-T D-AH1 Z-OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1-K DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T K-AO1-L-D DH-EY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 N-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 SH-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1-P F-AO1 R-W-ER1-K


Nope. Going to the


Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!

OW2 K-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R JH-AA1-B DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-Y-UW1


No, it is me!


Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in!

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-M N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-UW1 N-IY1-D-Z T-UW1 F-L-AH1-F DH-AH0 P-IH1 L-OW0 Z-AH0-N-D P-EY1 DH-AH0 B-IH1-L Z-AE1-Z S-UW1 N-AE1-Z DH-EY1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N


Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-EH1 N-IH1 M-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N DH-AE1-T


I'm- I'm Monana!


Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 Y-EH1-S SH-IY1 IH1-Z HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D P-L-IY1 Z-M-OW0 N-AA1 N-AH0 IH1-T-S F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 K-R-EH1 D-AH0-T K-AA1-R-D P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.

HH-EH1 L-UW0 OW2 Y-AE1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D TH-AE1-NG-K-S


What?


They've arrested Monica.

DH-EY1 V-ER0 EH1-S T-AH0 D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Note the painterly lines    and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors    as his elusive subject was light itself.

N-OW1-T DH-AH0 P-EY1-N T-ER0 L-IY0 L-AY1-N Z-AH0-N-D S-AH1 T-AH0 L-IH0-M P-AA1-S T-OW0 AA1-N DH-IH1-S K-AE1-N V-AH0 S-M-OW0 N-EY1 P-EY1-N T-AH0-D K-W-IH1 K-L-IY0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AW1-T D-AO1-R Z-AE1-Z HH-IH1 Z-IH0 L-UW1 S-IH0-V S-AH1-B JH-IH0-K T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 T-IH0-T S-EH1-L-F


Now, do you have any idea what you just said?

N-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D


No, no, my mouth    says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!

N-OW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 M-AW1-DH S-EH1-Z DH-AH0 W-ER1-D Z-M-AY1 B-R-EY1 N-IH1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-AA1-N-S T-ER0 T-R-AH1-K-S


Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt    M-O-N-A-Y.

OW1 K-EY1 N-AW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M M-OW0 N-EY1 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T-S P-EH1-L T-M-AA1 N-EY0


I just...


I wrote that out phonetically for you.

AY1 R-OW1-T DH-AE1 T-AW1-T F-AH0 N-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Phonetically?


Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time    for this.

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-AY1-M F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S


Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that    you were able to memorize all this so quickly!

OW1 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 S-EY1 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-M P-R-EH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 M-EH1 M-ER0 AY2 Z-AO1-L DH-IH1-S S-OW1 K-W-IH1 K-L-IY0


Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days"    I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".

AA1 IH1 M-AE1 N-AE1-K T-ER0 AY1 K-AE1-N M-EH1 M-ER0 AY2 Z-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AE1-S T-W-IY1 K-AA1-N D-EY1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-EY1 F-R-AH1-N T-AH0-L T-EH1-M P-ER0 AH0-L Z-AY0 G-OW0 M-AE1 T-IH0-K K-R-AE2 N-IY0 AA1 T-IY0 AH0 P-IY0


Wow. What does


No idea!


But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I    guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".

B-AH1-T DH-AH0 G-AY1 AY1 S-EH1 D-IH1-T T-UW1 D-AY1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T S-IY1-N S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1 T-M-IY1-N Z-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-IY1 T-AH0-N B-AY1 AH0 B-EH1-R


Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?

OW1 K-EY1 S-OW1 L-EH1-T S-M-UW1 V-AA1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-EH2 N-AH0 S-AA1-N-S


Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish    of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy! .

OW1 K-EY1 K-AE2 R-AH0 V-AA1 JH-IY0 OW0 Y-UW1 Z-IH0-Z K-IY0 AA2-R CH-ER0 OW1 S-IY0 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 HH-AY1 L-AY2-T DH-AH0 AE1-NG G-W-IH0 SH-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 T-AH1 CH-IH1 T-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-AH1-M P-IY0


Nah ah! Nah ah!  No no no! No ad-libbing    and dude, you can't

N-AA1 AA1 N-AA1 AA1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AH0 D-IH1-L B-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D D-UW1 D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T


Come on! you...


Oh.  Oh-oh.


Hey!  What happened to you? Why didn't you come up?

HH-EY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH1-P


Done!


You just finished?


Well, I wanted to be thorough.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 TH-ER1 OW0


I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us!

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-IH1-S T-IH0 S-IH1-Z K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 V-EH1 R-IY0 V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-UW1 AH1-S


And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!

AH0-N-D S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 R-EH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 W-ER1-D K-EH1-R F-AH0 L-IY0 T-W-AY1-S


So umm, does it?


I'm sorry.


Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole 'Does it?' part just another glance.

D-AH1 Z-IH1-T D-AH1 Z-IH1 T-Y-AE1 AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-IH1-V DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L D-AH1 Z-IH1-T P-AA1-R-T JH-AH1-S T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 G-L-AE1-N-S


What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH1-T T-W-AY1-S


Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn't, and if you have to even

L-UH1 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IY1 DH-ER0 IH1-T D-AH1 Z-AO1 R-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N


No, Rach, no. I don't, I don't, I don't

N-OW1 R-AE1 CH-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T


Are you sure?


Oh, sure! I'm sure.


You got married again.


Yes.


So that's your second marriage in two years.

S-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-Y-AO1-R S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-IH0-N T-UW1 Y-IH1-R-Z


Yes, second in two years. Third overall.

Y-EH1-S S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-IH0-N T-UW1 Y-IH1-R-Z TH-ER1 D-OW1 V-ER0 AO2-L


Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client.

R-AA1 S-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R S-AH0 T-ER1 N-IY0 F-AO1-R T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R Z-AH0-N D-N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 D-AY1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S F-R-AH1 M-W-AH1-N K-L-AY1 AH0-N-T


Why don't you tell me what happened.

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk

B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 IH0-N V-EY1 G-AH0 S-AH0-N D-W-IY1 G-AA1-T D-R-AH1-NG-K


I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel who's name you said at the altar in the second marriage?

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-AH0 S-EY1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-UW1 Z-N-EY1 M-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AE1-T DH-AH0 AO1-L T-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-M-EH1 R-IH0-JH


Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do


Oh, that's better then.


This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.

DH-IH1 S-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 D-R-AH1-NG K-AH0-N M-IH0-S T-EY1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-AE1 N-AH0-L-D


I see. Have you considered therapy?

AY1 S-IY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 K-AH0-N S-IH1 D-ER0-D TH-EH1 R-AH0 P-IY0


I think just the


There are a couple of forms to fill out.

DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V F-AO1-R-M-Z T-UW1 F-IH1 L-AW1-T


And we'll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.

AH0-N D-W-EH1-L N-IY1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-W-IH1 T-N-AH0 S-AH0-Z HH-UW1 K-AE1-N T-EH1-S T-AH0 F-AY2 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 N-AA1 T-AH1 V-AH1 S-AW1-N D-M-AY1-N-D


No problem.


And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.

AH0-N D-W-EH1-L N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L T-UW1 T-EH1-S T-AH0 F-AY2 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AH0 JH-AH1-JH


Ooh!


There's no way to do this without her?

DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 W-EY1 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T HH-ER0


So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.

S-OW1 F-IY1-B Z-OW1-Z S-EH1 V-AH0-N P-OY1-N-T F-AY1-V D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 OW1 T-EH1-N D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-Y-UW1 OW1 F-IH0-F T-IY1-N B-IH1 G-W-AH1-N-Z


But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.

B-AH1-T HH-EY1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R T-IY1 CH-IH0 N-AH1-S K-R-AO1 S-AY2 D-M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 P-L-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AE1 T-AW1 ER0 R-EH1 G-Y-AH0 L-ER0 G-EY1-M


Alright, here's my $7.50.  But I think you should know that this money is cursed.

AO2-L R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-M-AY1 S-EH1 V-AH0-N P-OY1-N-T F-AY1-V D-AA1 L-ER0-Z B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-M-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-Z K-ER1-S-T


What?


Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.

OW1 AY1 K-ER1-S T-IH1-T S-OW1 N-AW1 B-AE1-D TH-IH1-NG Z-W-IH1-L HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-IY1 HH-UW1-S P-EH1-N-D Z-IH1-T


That's alright, I'll take it.

TH-AE1-T S-AO2-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L T-EY1 K-IH1-T


Bad things happen to me anyway.

B-AE1-D TH-IH1-NG-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


This way I can break 'em up with a movie.

DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N B-R-EY1 K-EH1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...

W-EH1-L DH-AE1-T JH-AH1-S T-L-IY1-V-Z DH-AH0 B-IH1-G G-R-IY1-N P-OW1 K-ER0 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N HH-UW1 OW1-Z F-IH0-F T-IY1-N


You wanna do it right now?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Great!


Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from

OW1 K-EY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 SH-UH1-R DH-IH1-S T-AY1 M-AE1-N D-IY0 M-AH0-K D-AW1 AH0-L-Z DH-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-AH1-M


No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AA1 D-N-IY0 M-AH0-K D-AW1 AH0 L-AE1-N D-IY0 M-AH0-K D-AW1 AH0 L-IH1-Z DH-AH0 G-AY1 F-R-AH1-M


Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you.


You're welcome.


is for me not to see you anymore.

IH1-Z F-AO1-R M-IY1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


That's crazy!


You can't do that!


What are you going to tell her?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0


Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?

OW1 Y-UW1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 AH0 G-R-IY1-D T-UW1 DH-IH1-S HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-Y-UW1


It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work.

IH1-T S-AA1 F-AH0 L-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 F-IY1-L T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-N T-M-AY1 M-EH1 R-IH0-JH T-UW1 W-ER1-K


And I do, I have to make

AH0-N D-AY1 D-UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1-K


Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That

OW1 L-AH1 K-IY0 M-IY1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-AE1-T


You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AH1 T-AH0 N-AY1 T-M-EH2-R DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D


Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.

OW1 Y-AE1 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1 Z-IH1 T-R-AA1 S-Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L L-EH1 T-M-IY1 M-EY1-K DH-IH1 S-AH0 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


What are you doing?


Storming out!


Rachel, this is your apartment.

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-AO1 R-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S HH-AW1 M-AE1 D-AY1 AE1-M


These little women. Wow!

DH-IY1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-W-AW1


Your liking it, huh?


Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her.

OW1 Y-AE1 EY1 M-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T B-ER1-N-D JH-OW1 Z-M-AE1 N-Y-AH0-S K-R-IH2-P T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 HH-AW1 HH-IY1 K-UH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 F-ER0 G-IH1-V HH-ER0


Umm, Jo's a girl, it's short for Josephine.

AH1-M JH-OW1 Z-AH0 G-ER1 L-IH1-T-S SH-AO1-R-T F-AO1-R JH-OW1 S-AH0 F-IY2-N


Chandler.


Hi.


Hey-hey!


Hey.


This is Monica.


Whoa!


And this is Rachel.


Hi!


Whoa!!


I'm gonna get coffee.


Hey, how do you guys get anything done?

HH-EY1 HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG D-AH1-N


We don't, really.


Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?

W-EH1-L S-OW1 N-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V B-IH1-G P-L-AE1-N-Z


Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we're gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything.

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 N-OW1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH0 N-EH1-K T-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AA1-N D-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars.

Y-AE1 AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D G-OW1 D-AW1-N T-UW1 T-AY1-M-S K-W-EH1 R-AH0-N-D P-IH1 K-AH1-P S-AH1-M N-IH1-N JH-AH0-S T-AA1-R-Z


And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.

AH0-N D-OW1 AH1-M M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-L-EH1 R-IY0 HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T S-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-AH0 HH-UH1 K-ER0


You know, we don't really take advantage of living in the city.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 T-EY1 K-AE0-D V-AE1-N T-IH0 JH-AH1 V-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0


Okay, Chandler!


And your horoscope says, "On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."

AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R HH-AO1 R-AH0-S K-OW2-P S-EH1 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-IH1-F TH-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 G-IH1-F-T


Oh, well thank you in advance.

OW1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 IH0 N-AH0-D V-AE1-N-S


Op, but the twelfth brings a lover's spat.

AA1-P B-AH1-T DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-L-F-TH B-R-IH1-NG Z-AH0 L-AH1 V-ER0-Z-S P-AE1-T


Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.

OW1 W-EY1 T-AH0-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 N-AY1-N T-IY1-N TH-AH0 S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T K-R-AH1 SH-AH0 N-AW1-N S-IH0 Z-IH0-T S-EH1-L-F


Hey guys!


Hey!!


Oh my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-T-S JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 AH1 V-M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1-Z


Oh that's right. It's your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R F-ER1-S-T D-EY1 S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-AY1-K-T T-UW1 F-AY1-T F-EY1-K K-R-AY1 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R R-OW1 B-AA2-T S-AY1-D K-IH2-K


Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I've dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!

AE1 M-AY1 S-AY1-K-T DH-AH0 L-EH1 D-IH0-N M-AY1 OW1-N T-IY1 V-IY1 S-IH1 R-IY0 Z-AY1-V D-R-IY1-M D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-W-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AY1 N-AA1-T B-IH1-N P-R-IY0 P-EH1 R-IH0-NG


No! Joey, you're going to be great!

N-OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T


I can't even use Chandler's computer except to find porn!

AY1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-Y-UW1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0-Z K-AH0-M P-Y-UW1 T-ER0 IH0-K S-EH1-P-T T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D P-AO1-R-N


And-and that's only 'cause it's right there when you turn it on!

AE1-N D-AE2-N-D TH-AE1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 K-AA1 Z-IH1-T S-R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-ER1 N-IH1 T-AA1-N


I think our lover's spat will start a little early this month.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AW1 ER0 L-AH1 V-ER0-Z-S P-AE1 T-W-IH1-L-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-ER1 L-IY0 DH-IH1 S-M-AH1-N-TH


I'll be waiting.


Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?

N-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-L-AE1-S T-M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-EH1 S-OW2 K-EY1


Oh my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-T SH-UH1-R D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-UH1-K DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 W-EH1 N-AY1 L-AY1-V-D HH-IY1-R


I know!


Now look, there's only one problem though.

N-AW1 L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M DH-OW1


There's only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey's.

DH-EH1-R Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 R-UW1-M F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 S-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-Y-UW1 W-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-EY1 AE1-T JH-OY1-Z


Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess  you should get to stay here.

W-EH1-L S-IH1-N-S DH-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 W-AA1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 M-AY1 F-AO1-L T-AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T T-UW1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1-R


Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one's fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident.

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-IY0 N-AW1 DH-IH1 S-W-AA1 Z-N-OW1 W-AH1-N-Z F-AO1-L-T F-IY1-B Z-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N-T


Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.

W-EH1-L N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 F-AO1-L-T S-OW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T DH-AH0 N-AY1 S-R-UW1-M


Okay!


So Rach!


You're the first guest at Hotel Monica!

Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T G-EH1-S T-AE1-T HH-OW0 T-EH1-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Umm, you'll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning.

AH1 M-Y-UW1-L JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-Y-AO1 R-EH1-G Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


And I thought I would bring them to you, y'know, in bed.

AH0-N D-AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-UH1-D B-R-IH1-NG DH-EH1-M T-UW1 Y-UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH0-N B-EH1-D


Oh, you have been through so much.

OW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N TH-R-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


I have.


This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T B-AE1-K T-AY2 N-IH1 T-W-OW1-N-T HH-ER1-T


Sorry, that was wax.


Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.

OW1 P-UH1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 T-IY0 IH1-Z-S K-EH1-R-D T-UW1 D-EH1 TH-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D F-AY1-N-D HH-IH1 Z-OW1 N-ER0


Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1-T P-UH1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 T-IY0 AW1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AO1-L


During a blackout? He'd get trampled!

D-UH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0 B-L-AE1 K-AW2-T HH-EH1-D G-EH1-T T-R-AE1-M P-AH0-L-D


Yeah?


Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this.

B-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1-R M-EY1 B-IY1 S-AH1-M T-AY1-M Z-W-EH1 N-AY1 M-EY1 N-AA1-T B-IY1 ER0 AW1-N D-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


But I'll still always come back, like this.

B-AH1 T-IH1-L-S T-IH1 L-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


And sometimes I may be away longer, like this.

AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-AY1 M-EY1 B-IY1 AH0 W-EY1 L-AO1-NG G-ER0 L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.

AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-IH1 L-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1-S T-IY1-L TH-ER1 D-AH0-N D-IH1-L G-OW1 L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


He is so amazing.


Oh, I know. Look at him.


Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.

B-EH1-N B-EH1-N HH-EY1 B-EH1-N N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T-S HH-IH1 Z-N-EY1-M


Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes.  Look, he's opening his eyes.

OW1 L-UH1 K-L-UH1-K HH-IY1-Z K-L-OW1 Z-IH0-NG HH-IH1 Z-AY1 Z-L-UH1-K HH-IY1 Z-OW1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG HH-IH1 Z-AY1-Z


He doesn't do much, does he?

HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T D-UW1 M-AH1-CH D-AH1-Z HH-IY1


No, this is pretty much it.

N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1 CH-IH1-T


You guys wanna get some coffee?

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M K-AA1 F-IY0


Yeah.


All right, I'll see you guys later.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-L-EY1 T-ER0


Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.

OW1 L-UH1-K HH-IY1-Z K-L-OW1 Z-IH0-NG HH-IH1 Z-AY1 Z-AH0 G-EH1-N


Come on, they're gonna love you.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Well, thank you for lunch.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R L-AH1-N-CH


What? Wait a minute, I didn't pay, I thought you paid!

W-AH1 T-W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T P-EY1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 P-EY1-D


So apparently we just don't pay for food anymore.  Do you see what I see?

S-OW1 AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T P-EY1 F-AO1-R F-UW1 D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1 T-AY1 S-IY1


How did it go?


Had the money in the wrong hand.

HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 R-AO1-NG HH-AE1-N-D


All right, I'm gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1-S T-IY1-M M-AY1 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG D-R-EH1 S-OW2 K-EY1 HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T-S DH-AH0 R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 AH1 V-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG SH-UH1-R N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 IH1-T


I'll do it.


Who wants it? Anybody?

HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-IH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0


I said I'll do it!


Nobody wants to do it? All right, I'll do it myself.

N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L D-UW1 IH1 T-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Monica! I'm not gonna screw it up!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0-S K-R-UW1 IH1 T-AH1-P


You're right, I'm sorry.


Actually you were a big help tonight.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 AH0 B-IH1-G HH-EH1-L-P T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.

Y-AE1 AH0-N-D TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R P-AH1 T-IH0-NG M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AE1 B-AH0-N D-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG SH-UH1-R SH-IY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-OW0 T-EH1-L S-EY1 F-L-IY0


Well of course that is what I'm here for!

W-EH1 L-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-M HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R


Okay. Sorry.


Ugh!  What grandmother?


Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?

HH-AY1 T-AE1 G-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-AA1-N F-ER0 AH0-N-S K-AO1-L T-AH0 D-EY1 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T K-ER0 EH1-K-T


Yes, at 4:00.


Okay, thank you.


That'll be all.


Wait!


Did you see that?


That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us.

DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-L G-AY1 HH-AE1 D-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH1-S


You've seen my huge stack of porn, right?

Y-UW1-V S-IY1-N M-AY1 HH-Y-UW1-JH-S T-AE1 K-AH1-V P-AO1-R N-R-AY1-T


Hey Monica, it's Chip.

HH-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-T-S CH-IH1-P


Who's Chip?


Good runnin' into you at the bank today, so ah, here's my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.

G-UH1 D-R-AH1 N-IH0 N-IH0-N T-UW1 Y-UW1 AE1-T DH-AH0 B-AE1-NG-K T-AH0 D-EY1 S-OW1 AA1 HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-M-AY1 N-AH1-M B-ER0 F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 F-AY1-V T-UW1 N-AY1-N TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D TH-R-IY1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 K-AO1-L L-EY1 T-ER0


Chip, is Chip Matthews.

CH-IH1 P-IH1-Z CH-IH1 P-M-AE1 TH-Y-UW0-Z


The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?

DH-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 T-UH1 K-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 M-W-AY1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 K-AO1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


'Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.

K-AA1 Z-AY1 R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 HH-IH1 M-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-AE1-NG-K HH-IY1 IH1-Z-S T-IH1-L S-UW1 K-Y-UW1-T


Monica, you're so lucky! He's like the most popular guy in school!!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UH1-R S-OW1 L-AH1 K-IY0 HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T P-AA1 P-Y-AH0 L-ER0 G-AY1 IH0-N-S K-UW1-L


I know!!   Chip? Hi! It's Monica.  'Kay.  'Kay.  Okay.  Okay, good-bye.  Oh my God, we just had

AY1 N-OW1 CH-IH1-P HH-AY1 IH1-T S-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 K-EY1 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 G-UH2-D B-AY1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-D


I was just leaving.


Good! 'Cause I've got a product report to read, it's like eight pages, I hope I don't fall asleep.

G-UH1-D K-AA1 Z-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 P-R-AA1 D-AH0-K T-R-IY0 P-AO1-R-T T-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-EY1-T P-EY1 JH-AH0 Z-AY1 HH-OW1 P-AY1 D-AA1-N-T F-AO1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1-P


Why? Did you write it?


Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?

W-AW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T CH-IH1 P-M-AE1 TH-Y-UW0-Z K-AO1-L D-AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 W-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S


Well ah, actually...


Here's your tea Phoebe.


It's so good.  Oh, thanks.


I'm so glad you liked it.

IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-IH1-T


Oh!


What?!


What?! She made the tea!


Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction.

OW1 N-OW1 IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-AH0-N T-R-AE1-K SH-AH0-N


You what?


Oh my God!


I like her. She sees smart.

AY1 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 SH-IY1 S-IY1-Z S-M-AA1-R-T


I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.

AY1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 K-UH1-D B-IY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 W-ER1-K T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.

OW1 IH1-T S-OW1 K-EY1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-ER1-TH DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1-N T-AH0 N-AY1-T


I have actually


: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1 R-IH0-N V-AY0 AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1 V-IH1-T


I've been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I don't need this grief.

AY1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 N-AY1-S G-AY1 AH1 P-AH0-N T-IH1-L N-AW1 B-AH1 T-AH1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D DH-IH1-S G-R-IY1-F


I'm gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmother's apartment.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1-L DH-AH0 L-AE1-N D-L-AO2-R D-AH0-N-D T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1 Z-IH0 L-IY1 G-AH0 L-IY0 S-AH1 B-L-IH0 T-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Your friends are outta here pal.

Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1 R-UW1 T-AH0 HH-IY1-R P-AE1-L


Why don't you tell me something I don't know!

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


All right! I found one that fits!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 F-AW1-N D-W-AH1-N DH-AE1-T F-IH1-T-S


Well y'know what they say, the 23

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-EY1 S-EY1 DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 TH-R-IY1


Whose is it?


Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.

OW1 D-AH1 Z-IH1 T-M-AE1 T-ER0 AO1-L DH-AE1 T-M-AE1 T-ER0 Z-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 L-UH1-K S-OW1 HH-AE1-N S-AH0-M


Oh damnit!


Damn it!


Oh crap!


Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?

HH-EY1 R-AE1-CH HH-EY1 Y-UW1 M-AY1-N D-IH1 F-AY1 R-EH1 D-M-AY1 K-AA1 M-IH0-K B-UH1-K S-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Sure! Why?


Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.

OW1 W-EH1-L CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AH0-N D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AA1 R-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S K-IH1-N D-AH0 HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 K-AA1-N S-AH0-N T-R-EY2-T


What?!


She just called and said that she was gonna be working late!

SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L D-AH0-N-D S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-L-EY1-T


She keeps lying to me!

SH-IY1 K-IY1-P S-L-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1


That's it!


I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D K-AH0-N F-R-AH1-N-T DH-EH1 M-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.

S-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 K-AH1-M B-AY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Really?


Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?

OW1 AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 SH-AE1 L-W-IY1 S-EY1 ER0 AW1-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N


Yes.


Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

G-UH1 D-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-W-ER0-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0 L-IH1-N T-ER0 K-AO2-R-S


Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!

HH-EY1 HH-IY0 CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1 T-AH1 G-L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D F-R-EH1-N-D


Oh yeah!  Oh my God! That is

OW1 Y-AE1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z


Yeah, it is! Naked Ross!!


Y'know, hey! You're the one who ended it, remember?

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EY1 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 EH1-N D-AH0 D-IH1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0


Yeah, because I was


You still love me?


Noo.


What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?

W-AH1-T D-AH1-Z DH-IH1 S-M-IY1 N-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Noo! Maybe! I, I don't know.

N-UW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


What?!


I just, I feel, I-I just...

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 F-IY1 L-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T


I won! I won! I finally won!

AY1 W-AH1 N-AY1 W-AH1 N-AY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 W-AH1-N


I won! That was my quarter!

AY1 W-AH1-N DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 K-W-AO1-R T-ER0


Fine! Here! Take a hike toots!

F-AY1-N HH-IY1-R T-EY1 K-AH0 HH-AY1-K T-UW1-T-S


Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money.

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 S-ER1 DH-IH1 S-L-EY1 D-IY0 P-L-EY1 D-M-AY1 K-W-AO1-R T-ER0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 M-AH1 N-IY0


Is that true miss?


Sells drugs to kids.


She sells drugs to kids.

SH-IY1 S-EH1-L-Z D-R-AH1-G-Z T-UW1 K-IH1-D-Z


It was my quarter!


How about we talk about this over dinner?

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-IY1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-OW1 V-ER0 D-IH1 N-ER0


Okay lady, you're out of here.

OW2 K-EY1 L-EY1 D-IY0 Y-UH1 R-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R


No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!

N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-ER0 EH1-S T-M-IY1 N-OW1 AY1 W-OW1-N-T G-OW1 B-AE1 K-AY1 W-OW1-N-T G-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-AE1-T HH-EH1-L HH-OW1-L


I'm just taking you outside!

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AW1-T S-AY1-D


Oh, okay.


Hey!


Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married.  We register, and

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 M-IY1 B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1-S T-EY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-IY1 R-EH1 JH-IH0-S T-ER0 AH0-N-D


No!


Ross, come on!


Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-L-UH1 K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 M-L-AY1 N-R-AA1 S-IH1 Z-W-IY1 K-AE1-N N-AA1-T-S T-EY1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D


I don't know if it's true.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-IH1-T-S T-R-UW1


Oh b-b-but it is!


Oh, okay, y'know what this is?

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world's worst hangover! Ross, listen, if

OW1 R-AA1-S K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 M-EH1 R-IH0-JH DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D Z-W-ER1-S-T HH-AE1 NG-OW2 V-ER0 R-AA1 S-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1-F


All right. All right, I'll do it.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L D-UW1 IH1-T


Thank you.  Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-EY1 HH-IY0 AH1 M-AH1 IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 S-AH1-CH TH-IH1 NG-AE1 Z-AE1 N-AE1 N-AH0-L M-AH0-N-T SH-AW1 ER0


Hey! What are you guys doing?

HH-EY1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG


Making holiday candy for the neighbors.

M-EY1 K-IH0-NG HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 K-AE1-N D-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 N-EY1 B-ER0-Z


Yes!


So I really never get to win anymore?

S-OW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 W-IH1 N-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


How much did ever really win before?

HH-AW1 M-AH1-CH D-IH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-IH1-N B-IH0 F-AO1-R


He is so cute.  So, where did you guys grow up?

HH-IY1 IH1-Z S-OW1 K-Y-UW1-T S-OW1 W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-R-OW1 AH1-P


Brooklyn Heights.


Cleveland.


How, how did that happen?

HH-AW1 HH-AW1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Oh my god.


What?


I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.

AY1 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 F-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z F-AA1 L-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T


Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window.

OW1 K-EY1 IH1-M M-AE1 K-IH0 N-AH0 B-R-EY1-K F-AO1 R-IH1 T-IH1-M G-OY1 N-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0


No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 D-AA1-N T-AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-N F-AO1-R L-AY1-K F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-L-ER0 EY1-N JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1-M D-AW1-N


Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!

K-AA1-M D-AW1-N K-AA1-M D-AW1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1 T-M-IY1 AH1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-AY1-V D-AH1-M-P-T T-W-AY1 S-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T F-AY1 V-M-AH1-N-TH-S


Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1-S T-AA1 P-Y-EH1 L-IH0 N-Y-UH1-R M-AE1 K-IH0-N M-IY1 N-ER1 V-AH0 S-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 W-EH1 N-IH1-M N-ER1 V-AH0-S


I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.  Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T K-AH1 M-AA1-N D-UW1 IH1-T D-UW1 IH1-T G-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Hey you guys, guess what?


The British are coming?

DH-AH0 B-R-IH1 T-IH0 SH-AA1-R K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


Ohh, you and your ways.  Since it's Christmastime. I'm going to be one of those people collection donations.

OW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1 R-W-EY1-Z S-IH1-N S-IH1-T-S K-R-IH1-S T-M-AH0-S T-AY2 M-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AH0 L-EH1-K SH-AH0-N D-OW0 N-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.

Y-AE1 AY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 B-EH1 L-AH0-N D-L-EY1 T-ER0 OW1 N-IY0 G-EH1 T-M-AY1 B-AH1 K-AH0-T


Ohh.


Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be out there spreading joy to the people.

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AW1-T DH-EH1-R-S P-R-EH1 D-IH0-NG JH-OY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L


I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough.

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1 R-AY1-S P-R-EH1 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-OY1 B-AH1 T-N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0 N-AH1-F


So this year, I'm going to do the whole city.

S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-Y-IH1 R-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L S-IH1 T-IY0


You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 N-UW1 AH0 G-ER1 L-IH0-N HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L HH-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z


I can't


Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn!

OW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T T-AY1-M Z-AH1 P-M-AY1 T-ER1-N


That was a half an hour?

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 HH-AE1 F-AE1 N-AW1 ER0


It's your timer.


Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K T-UW1 B-R-AE1 G-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 G-IH1-V DH-AH0


All right, then massage me up right nice!

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1-N M-AH0 S-AA1 ZH-M-IY1 AH1 P-R-AY1 T-N-AY1-S


Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!


It's so good, isn't it?

IH1-T-S S-OW1 G-UH1 D-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T


It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!

IH1-T-S S-OW1 G-UH1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1-V D-AH1-N T-UW1 D-IH0 Z-ER1 V-IH1-T


Say good-bye to sore muscles!

S-EY1 G-UH2-D B-AY1 T-UW1 S-AO1-R M-AH1 S-AH0-L-Z


Good-bye muscles!!


Oh whoa-whoa-whoa!


Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-OW1 P-AH0 N-AH1 P-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N D-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 T-EY1 K-AH0 L-UH1-K


Quarter.


Dime.


Lint?


Not interested in that.

N-AA1 T-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N DH-AE1-T


What's this?


A Canadian coin?


Whoa-whoa-whoa!


No drinks near the bucket!

N-OW1 D-R-IH1-NG-K S-N-IH1-R DH-AH0 B-AH1 K-AH0-T


Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution!

S-EH1 T-IH1-T D-AW1 N-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-AH0 K-AA2-N T-R-AH0 B-Y-UW1 SH-AH0-N


And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too!

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-L-IY1-V DH-AH0 HH-ER1-T B-AH1 N-IY0 L-UH1 K-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R T-UW1


Hi Bob!


I thought I told you to get outta here!

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-UW1 T-AH0 HH-IY1-R


Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.

AH1 F-IY1 B-IY0 W-IY1-V B-IH1-N G-EH1 T-IH0-NG K-AH0-M P-L-EY1-N-T S-AH0-N D-AH1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 M-UW1 V-Y-UW1 T-UW1 AH0 L-EH1-S HH-AY1 P-R-OW2 F-AH0-L-S P-AA1-T


Well, because we thought you knew!! It's so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."

W-EH1-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 N-UW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0-S G-AA1-D DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1-K T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 HH-EY1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K TH-IH1-NG-Z K-L-IY1-N


Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 SH-UW1-T S-AH1-M HH-UW1-P-S


Oh no, I can't go. I'm practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.

OW1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 IH1-M P-R-AE1-K T-AH0 S-IH0 NG-AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 HH-OW1-S T-AH1 V-AH0 N-UW1 G-EY1-M SH-OW1


Oh cool!


That's great.


Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I'll  Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night I'll be  Joey Trrrribbiani!

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 AH0-N D-IH1 F-AY1 G-EH1 T-IH1-T B-AY1 D-EY1 IH1-L D-R-AY1-V D-R-EY1 K-R-IH0 M-AO1 R-EY0 B-AH1-T B-AY1 N-AY1 T-IH1-L B-IY1 JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IH0 B-R-IH1 SH-AH0-N


You'll be perfect for this! That's already your name!

Y-UW1-L B-IY1 P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S TH-AE1-T S-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 Y-AO1-R N-EY1-M


Well do you want some help?

W-EH1-L D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M HH-EH1-L-P


Oh really? That'd be great! You guys can be the contestants!

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-AE1 T-AH0-D B-IY1 G-R-EY1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z K-AE1-N B-IY1 DH-AH0 K-AH0-N T-EH1-S T-AH0-N-T-S


Awesome!


Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 G-EH1 S-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-L-UW1-Z T-UW1 JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 HH-AY1 G-ER1-L-Z S-AH1 M-AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1-M


All right! Let's play Bamboozled!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1-T-S P-L-EY1 B-AE1-M B-OW0 Z-AH0-L-D


Bamboozled?


Yeah, isn't that a cool name?

Y-AE1 IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1 T-AH0 K-UW1-L N-EY1-M


Yeah!


Oh. Okay, just breathe.


Oh honey, I think I'm having one too!

OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-W-AH1-N T-UW1


Look at this!  There we go!

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S DH-EH1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1


Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 HH-AY1 AY1 AE1 M-AH0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 HH-IY1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 P-EY2 L-IY0 AH0-N T-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0 S-EH1-K SH-AH0-N F-IH1-F-TH F-L-AO1-R-S T-AE1-K F-AO1-R HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N


Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.

W-EH1 L-Y-EH1-S JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N T-UW1 K-AH1 V-ER0 M-AY1 SH-IH1-F-T


No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?!

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 K-AE1 N-AY1-S P-IY1-K T-UW1 S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-IH0-N CH-AA1-R-JH P-L-IY1-Z


How can I help you?


Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section?

HH-AY1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-IH1 F-IH1 T-IH1-Z P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 IH2-N K-R-IY1-S S-IH0 K-Y-UH1 R-AH0 T-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 P-EY2 L-IY0 AH0-N T-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0 S-EH1-K SH-AH0-N


See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.

S-IY1 IY1 R-OW1 T-AH0 B-UH1 K-AH1-P DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1 V-R-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-ER0 IY1 R-IY0 W-EH1-L R-OW1 L-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-IH1-T


We are aware of the problem you are referring to.

W-IY1 AA1 R-AH0 W-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-Y-UW1 AA1-R R-IH0 F-ER1 IH0-NG T-UW1


But as far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library is very understaffed.

B-AH1 T-AE1-Z F-AA1 R-AE1 Z-IH0-N K-R-IY1 S-IH0-NG S-IH0 K-Y-UH1 R-AH0 T-IY0 IH1 M-AH0 F-R-EY1-D DH-AH0 L-AY1 B-R-EH2 R-IY0 IH1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 AH1-N D-ER0-S T-AE2-F-T


I, I can't help you.


Well, fine.


Fine!


If-if I'm the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I'll go up there and defend it myself!

IH1 F-IH0 D-IH1-M DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 AH0 P-R-IY2 SH-IY0 EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-AE1-NG-K T-IH0 T-IY0 AH1-V DH-AH0 R-IH1 T-AH0 N-W-ER1 D-IH1-L G-OW1 AH1-P DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D D-IH0 F-EH1-N D-IH1 T-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


And don't you follow me!

AH0-N-D D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 F-AA1 L-OW0 M-IY1


Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?

OW2 K-EY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 R-AE1 DH-ER0 L-AY1 V-IH0-N DH-AH0 SH-ER1-T P-AA1 K-AH0 T-AH1 V-AH0 S-W-EH1 T-IY0 JH-AY1 AH0-N T-AO1 R-IH0-N S-AY1-D HH-IH1-Z SH-AW1 ER0 D-R-EY1-N


Oh my God! Phoebe look, it's Ross and that girl.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D F-IY1 B-IY0 L-UH1 K-IH1-T S-R-AA1 S-AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L


No! No! Look at that!  It's a line of ants! They're working as a team!

N-OW1 N-OW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 L-AY1 N-AH1 V-AE1-N-T-S TH-EH1 R-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 Z-AH0 T-IY1-M


Right, oh yeah.


Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her.

W-AW1 OW1 IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-R-AA1 S-IH1-Z B-R-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


Uff, I hope he lets her down easy.

AH1 F-AY1 HH-OW1-P HH-IY1 L-EH1-T-S HH-ER0 D-AW1 N-IY1 Z-IY0


Come on Phoebe, look at that!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N F-IY1 B-IY0 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T


They are not breaking up, look at them.

DH-EY1 AA1-R N-AA1-T B-R-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH1 P-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-EH1-M


Okay that's, you know what that is?

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z


That is a, that is a second date, that's what that is!

DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D D-EY1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z


Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1-T HH-ER0 HH-AE1-N D-AA1-N HH-IH1-Z TH-AY1


Oh no! That really is nothing, she is

OW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG SH-IY1 IH1-Z


Ohh!  Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he's gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L T-N-AW1 HH-IY1 L-AH1-V-Z HH-ER0 HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EH1 R-IY0 HH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L-T


You know where I work!


I do?


The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.

DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 TH-IY1 AH0 T-ER0 Y-UW1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0 N-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


You still work at the multiplex?

Y-UW1-S T-IH1 L-W-ER1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 M-AH1-L T-IY0 P-L-EH2-K-S


Oh, like I'd give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.

OW1 L-AY1 K-IH1-D G-IH1 V-AH1-P DH-AE1-T JH-AA1-B F-R-IY1 P-AA1-P K-AO2-R N-AH0-N-D K-AE1-N D-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 T-AY2 M-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 F-R-IY1 P-OW1-S T-ER0-Z F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R R-UW1-M


Thanks, I'm set. Do you still live with your parents?

TH-AE1-NG-K S-IH1-M S-EH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L L-AY1 V-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S


Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.

OW1 Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-S T-EY1 AW1 T-AE1 Z-L-EY1 T-AE1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-N-T


Nice car!


Yeah, it's not mine.


I love your car.


Yeah, it's  mine.


I bet it's fast.


Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?

M-IY1 T-UW1 Y-AE1 AH0-N-D K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0-L D-UW1 AH1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-L-EH1 DH-ER0 S-IY1-T-S


Yeah!


It's got 'em!


Sorry.


Ahhh..


Hello children!


Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?

HH-EY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-AH1-M F-UW1-S B-AO2-L P-L-IY1-Z


Okay.


No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!

N-AA1 N-OW0 N-OW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-UW1-V DH-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0 L-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 R-UW1 M-Y-AE1 K-AA1 Z-AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z K-AH1 M-AA1-N


All right, I have one question.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N


Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?

B-AY1 B-IY0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-AH1 P-AH0-T JH-OW1 IY0 HH-AE1-N-D


No, the quiet down thing!

N-OW1 DH-AH0 K-W-AY1 AH0-T D-AW1-N TH-IH1-NG


You mean this.


Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my

AH1 M-AH0 M-L-UH1 K-IY1 W-IY0 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1 R-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-AY1 K-AE1-N T-EY1-K D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 T-EY1-P T-OW1 V-ER0 M-AY1


All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-M-EY1 B-IY0 T-AH1-F B-AH1-T K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1 S-AY1 S-ER0 V-AY1-V-D K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 K-AE1-N HH-OW1-L D-AW1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AO1-NG G-ER0 L-EH1-T-S HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-EY1-M


YES!!


Uh fellas,


Okay, so he's out of here.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R


Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


I know it doesn't make much sense

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-EY1 K-M-AH1-CH S-EH1-N-S


Much


Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!

L-UH1-K CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1-N-S T-IH0-NG-K T-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-EH1-N-T F-AO1 R-IH1-T


So you risked your life, for a sandwich!

S-OW1 Y-UW1 R-IH1-S-K T-Y-AO1-R L-AY1-F F-AO1 R-AH0 S-AE1-N D-W-IH0-CH


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is  the greatest sandwich in the world!

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 B-AH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AH0-S-T S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AH1 CH-UW1 Z-R-AA1-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R M-IY1


No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!

N-OW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AW0 Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


Really?!


Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me,  here.

Y-AE1 IH0-N F-AE1-K-T T-UW1 P-R-UW1-V HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 M-IY1-N T-UW1 M-IY1 HH-IY1-R


Thanks.


No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!

N-OW1 EH1 OW0 HH-OY1 IY1 Z-IY0 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AA1-T D-AO1-G


How good is that?


Oh-oi-ho, yeah!


See?


Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!

OW1-W HH-OW2 SH-IY0 D-UW1 D-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 SH-OW1 IH0-NG M-IY1 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 M-IY1-N T-UW1 M-IY1


Yeah. With a bite!  Gee-e-e-eez!

Y-AE1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-AY1-T G-IY0 IY1 Z-IY0


Check out the ring.


Nice! One and a half carat easy.

N-AY1 S-W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1-F K-EH1 R-AH0 T-IY1 Z-IY0


Hi.


Hey-hey Pheebs!


Chandler's gonna ask Monica to marry him!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1-S K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 HH-IH1-M


Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 HH-EH1-L-P-T P-IH1 K-AW1-T DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


You told her before you told us?

Y-UW1 T-OW1-L-D HH-ER0 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L D-AH1-S


Let's see.


Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.

K-AA1-NG G-R-AH0 S-IH1-Z D-AH0 B-EY1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 N-UW1 D-EH1 F-AH0 S-AH0 T-R-AH0 D-AH1-K SH-AH0-N B-IH1-L DH-AH0 M-EY1 ER0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 R-EY1-Z S-AH1 B-W-EY2 F-EH1-R Z-AH0 G-EH1-N DH-AH0 HH-AY1 T-AH0 D-EY1 W-AA1-Z F-AO1-R T-IH0 F-Y-UW2 T-AH0-N D-OW1 T-IY1-M-Z P-L-EY1-D-S P-AO1-R-T-S


What about Glen? He could be a Glen.

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T G-L-EH1-N HH-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 AH0 G-L-EH1-N


Nah... not-not special enough.

N-AA1 N-AA1 T-N-AH0-T-S P-EH1 SH-AH0 L-IH0 N-AH1-F


Ooh! How about Agamemnon?

UW1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-AE2 G-AH0 M-EH1-M N-AA2-N


Waaay too special.


Hey Pheebs!


Hey!


Check it out.  How much of a man am I?!

CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AH1 V-AH0 M-AE1 N-AE1 M-AY1


Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.

W-AW1 N-AY1 S-M-AE1 N-L-IY0 AH0-N D-AO1-L S-OW0 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 S-L-AH1-T


Y'know, I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-M B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1-T JH-EY1 K-W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Uh-huh.


The silk? Feels really good!

DH-AH0 S-IH1-L-K F-IY1-L Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D


Ah yeah, sorry about that.

AA1 Y-AE1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


It's okay. Come, come on in.

IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 K-AH1-M K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH0-N


Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica's place was nice, but her fiancée sure stares a lot.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R L-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-IY1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-AY1 M-IY1-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z P-L-EY1 S-W-AA1 Z-N-AY1-S B-AH1-T HH-ER0 F-IY0 AE1-N S-IY0 SH-UH1-R-S T-EH1-R Z-AH0 L-AA1-T


Oh.


Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 G-R-EY1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Uh-huh. Yeah, I-I have a knack for impressions.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 Y-AE1 IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-AE1-K F-AO1 R-IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 G-EH1 T-R-IY2 AH0 K-W-EY1-N T-AH0 D-AH1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 M-IY1


Yeah—No!!


Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out!  Guess which job I got.

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T G-EH1 S-W-IH1-CH JH-AA1 B-AY1 G-AA1-T


I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-AH1-T D-AA1 N-AH0-L-D T-R-AH1-M P-W-AA1-N-T-S HH-IH1-Z B-L-UW1 B-L-EY1 Z-ER0 B-L-AE1-K


What?


Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.

B-L-UW1 B-L-EY1 Z-ER0 B-AE1-K HH-IY1 HH-IY0 W-AA1-N-T S-IH1-T B-AE1-K


But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 S-EH1-D B-L-AE1 K-W-AY1 W-UH1-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1-Z B-L-UW1 B-L-EY1 Z-ER0 B-L-AE1-K


Well, you-you know what I meant.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-EH1-N-T


No, you messed it up. You're stupid.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 M-EH1-S T-IH1 T-AH1 P-Y-UH1-R-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


So what job did you get Joe?

S-OW1 W-AH1-T JH-AA1-B D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T JH-OW1


Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.

OW1 AA1 T-UH1-R G-AY1 D-AE1-T DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0 M-Y-AE1 R-AA1-S G-AA1 T-IH1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1


Well, how can you be a tour guide, don't you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?

W-EH1-L HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 T-UH1-R G-AY1-D D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2 R-EH1-K-S P-ER0 T-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1-K T-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2 M-AH0-N-D S-AO1 K-AE1 TH-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K T-AO1-R CH-ER0


Y'know if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-W-IY1 EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 T-UW1 W-AO1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R K-AE1-P CH-ER0 D-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N F-AO1 R-AH0


It just keeps getting worse and worse!

IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1-P-S G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-W-ER1 S-AH0-N D-W-ER1-S


I mean it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think she knows.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S B-AE1 D-IH0 N-AH1-F DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T-S G-ER1-L F-R-AH0 N-W-ER2-TH B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 N-OW1-Z


Because every time we're in the room together there's this weird like energy between us.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-W-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 R-UW1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-R D-L-AY1 K-EH1 N-ER0 JH-IY0 B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH1-S


And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.

AH0-N-D K-AO1-L M-IY1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 L-AY1-K S-M-IY1 T-UW1


And now I have seen her naked.

AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V S-IY1-N HH-ER0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D


I mean at least when I've seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-W-EH1 N-AY1-V S-IY1-N HH-ER0 W-IH1-DH K-L-OW1-DH Z-AA1 N-AY1 K-UH1 D-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0-N HH-ER0 B-AA1 D-IY0 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K K-AH1 V-ER0 D-IH0-N B-OW1-L Z-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


But there are no boles, she's smooth!

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-AA1-R N-OW1 B-OW1-L-Z SH-EH1-S S-M-UW1-DH


Smooth!


Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?

W-AW1 K-UH1 D-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 S-IY1 AH1-P HH-IH1 Z-R-OW1-B


Yeah! Oh my God!


So, you and Angela, huh?

S-OW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AE1-N JH-AH0 L-AH0 HH-AH1


Yep. Pretty much.


Oh, that's what she meant!


You know, if they're    gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE!

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-F TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 SH-AO1-R T-AH0 N-IH1-T DH-EY1 SH-UH1-D K-AO1 L-IH1-T DH-AH0 M-Y-UW1-Z


You know, short for museum,    and avoid all the confusion!

Y-UW1 N-OW1 SH-AO1-R-T F-AO1-R M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0 M-AH0-N D-AH0 V-OY1 D-AO1-L DH-AH0 K-AH0-N F-Y-UW1 ZH-AH0-N


Yeah, most of it it's a place

Y-AE1 M-OW1-S T-AH1 V-IH1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 P-L-EY1-S


Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.

OW1 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 IH1-L T-EY1-K HH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-EH1-T


Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison    Avenue.

Y-AE1 AH1 AH1 OW1 K-EY1 DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1-S G-R-EY1 T-R-EH1-R B-UH1-K-S T-AO2 R-AA1-N M-AE1 D-AH0 S-AH0 N-AE1 V-AH0 N-UW2


You know what?


She loves architecture, you know what you should do?

SH-IY1 L-AH1-V Z-AA1-R K-AH0 T-EH2-K CH-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1


You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there    there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D T-EY1 K-AH0 W-AO1-K D-AW1-N F-IH1-F-TH T-UW1 DH-AH0 S-EY1-N-T P-AE1 T-R-IH0-K-S K-AH0 TH-IY1 D-R-AH0 L-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1-S G-R-EY1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-EY1-S T-R-IY0 SH-AA1-P DH-AE1-T SH-EH1 D-L-AH1-V


Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!

JH-IY1-Z S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-IH1-S D-EY1-T


But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for    Thai food...

B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-UW1-D F-AO1-R T-AY1 F-UW1-D


Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go

W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 S-L-OW1 D-AW1 N-Y-UW1 G-OW1


Ok.


You got to tell me exactly what to do there.

Y-UW1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-EH1-R


Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.

EY1-N CH-AH0-N T-IY1 JH-AH0-P T-M-EH2 S-AH0 P-AH0 T-EY1 M-IY0 AH0 AH1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IH1 Z-AH0-N T-AY2 N-EH1-M P-AY0 ER0


Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make    the right

W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 S-OW1 AY1 W-AO1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 D-AO1 R-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K DH-AH0 R-AY1-T


Hey!


Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?

HH-EY1 S-OW1 D-IH1 D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG G-OW1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 AE1 N-AH0-L M-AH0-N-T


Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of.

OW1 Y-AE1 N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M Z-IH1-T S-AO1-L T-EY1 K-AH0-N K-EH1 R-AH1-V


Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?

R-AA1-S TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 S-IY1 AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


Oh yeah, why not?


Pheebs?


No thanks, I've already seen one.

N-OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K S-AY1 V-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 S-IY1 N-W-AH1-N


Okay, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater.

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-AY1 S-W-EH1 T-ER0


Okay.  You uh, you wanna hear something weird?

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 AH1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-IY1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-IH1-R-D


Always.


I didn't get the annulment.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T DH-AH0 AE1 N-AH0-L M-AH0-N-T


What?!


We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

W-ER0-S T-IH1-L M-EH1 R-IY0-D D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Hey! Are you okay?


Fabulous.


Listen, drama critics they're nothing but, but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know what you should do?

L-IH1 S-AH0-N D-R-AA1 M-AH0 K-R-IH1 T-IH0-K-S TH-EH1-R N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG B-AH1-T B-AH1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AE1 Z-AE1-K T-ER0 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1


Oh, well I tell Issac everything.

OW1 W-EH1 L-AY1 T-EH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven't actually met...

Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 S-AH0 K-IH1 S-AH0-K HH-EY1 IH1 S-AH0 K-IH1 S-AH0-K HH-AY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 M-EH1-T


You dog!


Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 S-AH0 P-OW1 Z-AY1 AE1 M-AH0 D-AO1-G B-AH1 T-IH1 S-AH0-K S-IY1 IY1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.

OW1 R-AY1-T DH-AE1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L CH-IH1-K F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Yeah, that's the one. Listen, I don't want to hurt her.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-ER1-T HH-ER0


Oh, hey, man I know, doesn't matter how much we love 'em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.

OW1 HH-EY1 M-AE1 N-AY1 N-OW1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-W-IY1 L-AH1 V-EH1-M M-AH0 N-AA1 G-AH0 M-IY0 IH1-Z T-UW1 K-R-UW1 AH0 L-AH0 R-UW1-L


Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?

Y-AE1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 K-IY1-P DH-IH1 S-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0-N T-UW1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We're the same, you and me.

AO1 N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M D-UW1 D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 L-UH1 K-AW1-T F-AO1 R-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 W-ER0 DH-AH0 S-EY1 M-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-IY1


Actually, no, we're not.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T


Yeah, we are.


No, we're not.


No, we're not!!


Right.


But, we are.


Fine. I just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister.

F-AY1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0


I can promise not to tell her again.

AY1 K-AE1-N P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-N-AA1-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Emily!


Oh my God! What are you doing here?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-AH1-N M-AO1-R T-AY1-M B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UH1 K-AO0-F


You are so sweet.


That's, that's, that's a big candy bar. (She's holding one of those huge

TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-AH0 B-IH1-G K-AE1-N D-IY0 B-AA1-R SH-EH1-S HH-OW1-L D-IH0 NG-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z HH-Y-UW1-JH


Me too.


Well, that' me.  Here, have this.  I'm only allowed one piece of carryon anyway.

W-EH1-L DH-AE1 T-M-IY1 HH-IY1-R HH-AE1-V DH-IH1 S-IH1 M-OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 L-AW1 D-W-AH1-N P-IY1 S-AH1-V K-AE1 R-IY0 AH0 N-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Wait uh, listen.


I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.

IY1 W-IY0 AA1 IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Oh.  Thank you.


That's no problem.


Monica!


She's sleeping.


I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was

AY1 N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-W-IH1-K K-W-IH0-K K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N K-W-IH1-K K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-W-AA1-Z


Deep Impact


Sorry, I just…can't sleep.

S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE2-N-T S-L-IY1-P


Ooh!


Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it?

W-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T B-UH1-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R R-EH1 D-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 T-UW1 W-IH1 M-AH0-N HH-UW1 W-ER0 AY1-S-S K-EY2 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG DH-OW1-Z HH-AE1-T S-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 F-L-AW1 ER0 Z-AA1 N-IH1-T


Because every time I look at that cover I'm like

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AY1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T K-AH1 V-ER0 IH1 M-L-AY1-K


It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.

IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-R-UW1 M-W-EH1-R DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-AO1-L S-OW0 AH0 L-AY1 T-AH0-N D-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-IH1-L K-IH1 K-Y-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 SH-IH1-N


Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section

HH-EY1 R-AA1-S S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z CH-EH1 K-IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-AH0 AH1 R-IY1 L-IH0-S T-EY1-T S-EH1-K SH-AH0-N


Yeah?


Oh, it looks like mom and dad's house.

OW1 IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-M-AA1 M-AH0-N-D D-AE1-D-Z HH-AW1-S


Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!

OW1 IH1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 Z-AH0 T-R-IY1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-L-IH1 M-AW1-T F-R-AH1-N T-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 AH1 DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AE1 T-IH0 K-AY1 S-OW0 M-AY1 G-AA1-D


What? What happened to the window in the attic?!

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AE1 T-IH0-K


I can't believe mom and dad are selling the house!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-AA1 M-AH0-N-D D-AE1 D-AA1-R S-EH1 L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S


I can't believe they-they didn't even tell us!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V TH-EY1 DH-IY0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N T-EH1 L-AH1-S


I can't believe I still don't know what happened to the

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1-S T-IH1-L D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 DH-AH0


Nothing?


Look, you and I have been given a gift.

L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N G-IH1 V-AH0 N-AH0 G-IH1-F-T


We have to do something with it.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-IH1-T


Like-like, hand modeling!

L-AY1 K-L-AY2-K HH-AE1-N D-M-AA1 D-AH0 L-IH0-NG


Or-or magic!


I have to get back to

AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1


Whoa!


We could have our own show!

W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AW1 ER0 OW1-N SH-OW1


Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D K-L-AE1 P-AW1 ER0 HH-AE1-N-D-Z T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-IH1-L L-AH1 V-IH1-T


Huh?


And-and-and I wrote a song for us!

AE2-N D-AE1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 R-OW1 T-AH0 S-AO1-NG F-AO1 R-AH1-S


(Singing, to the tune of

S-IH1 NG-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-UW1 N-AH1-V


That's okay.


But you haven't even heard the chorus!

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-ER1-D DH-AH0 K-AO1 R-AH0-S


Well, she'll understand right? It's not like I did it on purpose.

W-EH1-L SH-EH1 L-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-R-AY1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 D-IH1 D-IH1 T-AA1-N P-ER1 P-AH0-S