I can't believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S K-UH1-D HH-EH1-L-P P-EY1 F-AO1 R-IH1-T


I don't know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 M-AY1 M-AH1 DH-ER0-S P-EH1-N T-M-OW1-S T-AH1-V HH-ER0 M-AH1 N-IY0 AA1-N HH-ER0 F-AO1-R TH-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


She's saving the rest for her divorce.

SH-EH1-S S-EY1 V-IH0-NG DH-AH0 R-EH1-S-T F-AO1-R HH-ER0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S


And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to

AH0-N D-EH1 N-IY0 EH1-K-S T-R-AH0 K-AE1 SH-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 HH-AE1-Z HH-IY1 S-EY1-V-Z F-AO1-R HH-IH1 Z-Y-IH1-R L-IY0 T-R-IH1-P-S T-UW1


Well what happened at dinner?

W-EH1 L-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AE1-T D-IH1 N-ER0


My parents spent the money for our wedding!

M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S-S P-EH1-N-T DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


My God! What did you order?!

M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 AO1-R D-ER0


Wait, but there's no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!

W-EY1-T B-AH1-T DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 M-AH1 N-IY0 W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0 N-L-AY1 K-AH0 R-EH1-K S-EH1-N T-ER0


Honey, it's gonna be okay.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


No! No it's not! It's not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T S-AH1-K S-N-OW1 S-W-IH1-NG B-AE1-N D-N-OW1 L-IH1 L-IY0-Z


No, y'know what?


It's gonna be okay.


I mean you don't have to have this rustic Italian feast.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-IH1 S-R-AH1-S T-IH0 K-IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N F-IY1-S-T


Y'know?


And-and you don't need, you don't need this custom-made, empire-waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack.

AE1-N D-AE2-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D DH-IH1-S K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-OW2 D-EH1-M P-ER0 AH0 Z-W-EY2-T-S D-AH1 CH-AH0-S S-AE1 T-AH0-N G-AW1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-W-EH1 R-AO1-F DH-AH0 R-AE1-K


Dr. Geller, there's a seat over here.

D-R-AY1-V G-EH1 L-ER0 DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 S-IY1 T-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I'm having my lunch at this table, here in the middle.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 D-R-AY1-V F-IH1 L-IH0-P-S B-AH1 T-IH1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG M-AY1 L-AH1-N CH-AE1-T DH-IH1-S T-EY1 B-AH0-L HH-IY1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0-L


I'm having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he'll sit with me.

IH1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-L-AH1-N CH-R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 G-UH1-D F-R-EH1-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-F HH-EH1-L S-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I will sit with you Dr. Geller.

AY1 W-IH1-L S-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 D-R-AY1-V G-EH1 L-ER0


Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 W-ER1 K-IH0 N-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0 M-AH1 V-N-AE1 CH-ER0 AH0-L HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 AH0-N D-Y-EH1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0-N N-AE1 CH-ER0 AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-EY1 W-IY1 IY1 T-L-AH1-N-CH


Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y'know what I see, I see-I see division.

N-AW1 AY1 L-UH1 K-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-IH1-S K-AE2 F-AH0 T-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 S-IY1 AY1 S-IY1 IY0 S-IY1 D-IH0 V-IH1 ZH-AH0-N


Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath.

N-AW1 AY1 S-EY1 W-IY1 SH-EH1-D TH-EH2 S-IY1 T-IY1-Z K-OW1-T-S DH-AE1-T S-EH1 P-ER0 EY2 T-AH1 S-AH0-N D-W-IY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH2-N D-ER0 N-IY1-TH


I'm Ross!


I'm divorced, and I have a kid!

IH1-M D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S T-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-IH1-D


I'm Joey! I'm an actor! I don't know squat about dinosaurs!

IH1-M JH-OW1 IY0 IH1 M-AE1 N-AE1-K T-ER0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1-S K-W-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R-Z


I'm Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.

IH1-M T-EH1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1-V-D HH-IY1 R-AH0 M-AH1-N TH-AH0 G-OW1 AH0-N D-N-UW1 Y-AO1-R K-R-IH1 L-IY0-S K-EH1-R Z-M-IY1


All right, there you go!


Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-IH0-N DH-EH1-R T-EH1 D-IY0


I'm Andrew, and I didn't pay for this pear.

IH1 M-AE1-N D-R-UW0 AH0-N D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T P-EY1 F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S P-EH1-R


Okay, good-good for you.


I'm Rhonda,  and these aren't real!

IH1 M-R-AA1-N D-AH0 AH0-N-D DH-IY1 Z-AA1 R-AH0-N T-R-IY1-L


Wow, Rhonda.


I'm Scott.


Yeah, okay, Scott!


So thanks for the warm welcome.

S-OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-AO1-R M-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M


It's good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play.

IH1-T-S G-UH1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-N M-AY1 T-IY1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AH1-M T-UW1 P-L-EY1


I hope you do too.


Now, let's go out there and get 'em!

N-AW1 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 AW1-T DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-EH1-M


And remember, there is no 'I' in team.

AH0-N D-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 AY1 IH0-N T-IY1-M


Yes, but there's two in martini, soo everybody

Y-EH1-S B-AH1-T DH-EH1-R-Z T-UW1 IH0-N M-AA0-R T-IY1 N-IY0 S-UW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0


You! Chuckles! What's your name?

Y-UW1 CH-AH1 K-AH0-L Z-W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R N-EY1-M


No-no, I heard what you said, funny.

N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 HH-ER1 D-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D F-AH1 N-IY0


I like funny.


This team is about hard work, but it's also about having fun.

DH-IH1-S T-IY1 M-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AA1-R D-W-ER1-K B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-AO1-L S-OW0 AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG F-AH1-N


Good to have you aboard Bing!

G-UH1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AO1-R-D B-IH1-NG


Yeah. You won't be able to take it.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 T-EY1 K-IH1-T


So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?

S-OW1 AH1 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 T-ER1-N D-AW1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 G-ER1 L-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 N-EY1-M HH-ER0


They're gonna call her Chandler.

TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1-L HH-ER0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?

TH-AE1-T-S K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 M-AE1-S K-Y-AH0 L-AH0-N N-EY1-M D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Works on you.


Oh, that is so sweet.


No, no, ok, you hang up.

N-OW1 N-OW1 OW1 K-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-AH1-P


Ok, ok, one, two, three.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 W-AH1-N T-UW1 TH-R-IY1


Well you didn't hang up either.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 NG-AH1 P-IY1 DH-ER0


She didn't hang up either...

SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 NG-AH1 P-IY1 DH-ER0


Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y—

OW1 K-EY1 N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-AH1 P-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AY1


Ross, hi, it's Rachel.


I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AH1 M-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z F-AY1 N-AH0-N D-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R


Rach, I got a message from you.

R-AE1 CH-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH F-R-AH1 M-Y-UW1


Oh my God.


Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-R-AA1 S-N-OW1 HH-AE1 NG-AH1-P DH-AH0 F-OW1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-R-AA1-S G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 F-OW1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 F-OW1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0


You're over me?


Ohhhhhhhh God.


Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?

W-AA1 Y-UH1 R-AH1 Y-UH1 R-Y-UH1 R-OW1 V-ER0 M-IY1


Ohh, ohh.


When, when were you... under me?

W-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-W-ER0 Y-UW1 AH1-N D-ER0 M-IY1


Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.

W-EH1-L B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 L-EY1 T-L-IY0 AY1 V-AH1 AY1 V-AH1 S-AO1-R T-AH1-V HH-AE1-D F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


OK, I need to lie down.

OW1 K-EY1 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 L-AY1 D-AW1-N


Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!

HH-EY1 IH1 M-IH0-N TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


Really? That's great!


I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AE1-S T-IH0 NG-L-EY1 D-IY0-Z HH-AE1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 S-IY1-N M-IY1 IH0 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-OW1 AY1-S T-IH1-R-D K-L-IH1 R-AH1-V HH-ER0


(noticing a kid who has picked up a copy of

N-OW1 T-IH0 S-IH0 NG-AH0 K-IH1-D HH-UW1 HH-AE1-Z P-IH1-K T-AH1 P-AH0 K-AA1 P-IY0 AH1-V


Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks,

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 HH-IY1-Z D-AH1-N T-AH1-N Z-AH1-V K-AH0 M-ER1 SH-AH0-L Z-AY1-V S-IY1-N HH-IH1 M-IH0 N-L-AY1-K SH-UH1 G-ER0 S-M-AE1-K-S


Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


Ben is way cuter than that kid.

B-EH1 N-IH1 Z-W-EY1 K-Y-UW1 T-ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AE1-T K-IH1-D


I mean look at him, look at you,

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1-T HH-IH1 M-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1


That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?

TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-IH1-T B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T DH-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 P-L-EY1 B-EH1-N-Z D-AE1-D


Joey, you look nothing like Ben.

JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K B-EH1-N


I look more like him than you do!

AY1 L-UH1 K-M-AO1-R L-AY1-K HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1


Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-EH1 L-IH0 N-AH1-F F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


That really was some of your best work.

DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-Z S-AH1 M-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-S T-W-ER1-K


Hm-hmm, I told you!  I can't believe that I've only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

HH-AH1 M-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1 T-AY1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 AW1 ER0-Z B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 K-AO1 L-IH0-N S-IH1-K F-AO1 R-W-ER1-K


I have to be up in seven minutes.

AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 AH1 P-IH0-N S-EH1 V-AH0-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes

W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S B-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1 V-AH0-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Really?!


Do you wanna?


Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 V-AE1 K-Y-UW0-M K-L-IY1 N-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-L G-EH1-T DH-AH0 F-ER1 N-IH0 CH-ER0 P-AA1 L-IH0-SH


Oh okay. But y'know what? Be careful. Because a guy who was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T B-IY1 K-EH1-R F-AH0-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 W-AA1-Z HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG M-IY1 B-IH0 F-AO1-R HH-AE1-D T-UW1 L-IY1-V B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 HH-ER1-T HH-IH1-Z B-AE1-K


Boyfriend?


No.


I'm Joey.


Kristen.


Oh wow, what a beautiful name!  What is it again?

OW1 W-AW1 W-AH1 T-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L N-EY1 M-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Got it!  So


So uh, do you live around here?

S-OW1 AH1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 V-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R


Yeah!


Right down there.


Hey listen.. let me give you a little tip.

HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-IH1-P


Do not take a nap on this stoop  or you can wake up with your shoes gone.

D-UW1 N-AA1-T T-EY1 K-AH0 N-AE1 P-AA1-N DH-IH1-S-S T-UW1 P-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-W-EY1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R SH-UW1-Z G-AO1-N


I'll remember that.


Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?

OW2 K-EY1 Y-AE1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 AH1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 HH-AE1-V D-IH1 N-ER0 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh I, I have plans tonight.

OW1 AY1 AY1 HH-AE1-V P-L-AE1-N-Z T-AH0 N-AY1-T


But how about tomorrow?

B-AH1-T HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Sounds great! Okay, alright, well where does this go?

S-AW1-N-D-Z G-R-EY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AO2-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-W-EH1-R D-AH1-Z DH-IH1-S G-OW1


You look strong, why don't I take that and you grab one of the boxes.

Y-UW1 L-UH1-K-S T-R-AO1 NG-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 T-EY1-K DH-AE1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 G-R-AE1 B-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


Okay. Yeah.  Yeah, I'll grab this one.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 IH1-L G-R-AE1-B DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


Hey.


I'm sorry.


: Yeah, um...  You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin'

Y-AE1 AH1 M-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1 D-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 B-R-IH1 JH-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-AA1 K-AH0-N


That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z D-R-AH1-NG K-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-AE1 S-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 W-ER1-K


If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1-S T-AA1-P HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.

AH1-M DH-EH1 N-Y-EH1 S-IH1-T-S K-AA1 Z-AH1-V F-IY1 B-IY0 S-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-IY1 DH-ER0 HH-ER0 AO1-R M-IY1


You know...  You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-OW1 V-ER0


By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me.

B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 DH-AH0 W-IY1-K B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1 R-W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 M-EY1 N-AA1-T S-IY1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-M-IY1


Oh, hello liar.


Look, I-I'm really sorry I let go of the bike.

L-UH1 K-AY1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 L-EH1-T G-OW1 AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AY1-K


I could've been killed I hope you know!

AY1 K-UH1 D-AH0-V B-IH1-N K-IH1-L D-AY1 HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 N-OW1


I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T K-AE1 N-W-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z T-R-AY1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N HH-AH1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0


Well, I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 B-AH1-TH B-AY1-K G-AA1-T-S T-OW1 L-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 P-AH0 L-IY1-S HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 S-AH1-S P-EH2-K-T-S


Phoebe.


What?!  What the hell?!


All right, y'know what?


If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I'm sorry, I'm just gonna have to take it back.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-ER1-N HH-AW1 T-UW1 R-AY1-D DH-IH1-S B-AY1-K DH-EH1 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1 K-IH1-T B-AE1-K


What?! Why?!


Because! Because, it-it-it's… It'd be like you having this guitar  and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 T-AH0-T S-AY1 T-AH0-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S G-IH0 T-AA1 R-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-N-EH1 V-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1-S G-IH0 T-AA1-R


All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-EH1 R-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH1-P DH-AE1 T-L-OW1 D-AH1-V K-R-AE1 P-OW2 K-EY1


Great! Great!  You're making the bike very happy.

G-R-EY1-T G-R-EY1 T-Y-UH1-R M-EY1 K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-AY1-K V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Okay Ross!  Please don't die!

OW2 K-EY1 R-AA1-S P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T D-AY1


I was going to tell you, but

AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 B-AH1-T


But what?! You figured you'd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!

B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-Y-AH1-D G-EH1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N D-AH1-M-P HH-ER0 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 D-AH1-M-P T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Hey! I did not dump Rachel!  Nor are we still together.  Can I just…  Why don't we just let the machine get that?

HH-EY1 AY1 D-IH1 D-N-AA1-T D-AH1-M P-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L N-AO1 R-AA1 R-W-IY1-S T-IH1-L T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1-T DH-AH0 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T


Hey Ross. It's Joey. There's a hooker over here and we thought maybe you'd know something about it.

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-IH1-T-S JH-OW1 IY0 DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 HH-UH1 K-ER0 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-W-IY1 TH-AO1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-AH1 D-N-OW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I—I need to, I need to lie down.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY0 IY1 IY1 IY0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 L-AY1 D-AW1-N


Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh!

EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-AE2 P-L-AH0 K-EY1 SH-AH0 N-L-UH1-K S-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-OW0


Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?

JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1 N-L-AE1-S-T K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-AH1 M-AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-L-AY1-K P-AA1-R T-IY0 IH0 NG-AH0-N-D HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-AW1-T


Oh don't worry, I'm not really a party girl.

OW1 D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 IH1-M N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 G-ER1-L


Whoa!! Now look, don't be just blurtin' stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?

W-OW1 N-AW1 L-UH1-K D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T B-L-ER1 T-IH0-N-S T-AH1 F-AW1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-AE1-N S-ER0 Z-OW2 K-EY1


You can call off the roommate search!  Hi! I'll be living here.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N K-AO1 L-AO1-F DH-AH0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T S-ER1-CH HH-AY1 IH1-L B-IY1 L-IH1 V-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Oh don't listen to him, he's just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don't think he's gonna get it.

OW1 D-AA1-N T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-IH1-M HH-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M G-AY1 HH-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S DH-AH0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-IH1-T


Why did you take the shower curtain down?

W-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 K-ER1 T-AH0-N D-AW1-N


Hi.


Hey man, how did the audition go?

HH-EY1 M-AE1-N HH-AW1 D-IH1-D DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N G-OW1


Estelle said I didn't get it.

EH0-S T-EH1-L S-EH1 D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-IH1-T


What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!

W-AH1 T-W-AY1 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 S-OW1 R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1 R-IH1-T


Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-AO1-T S-OW1 T-UW1 B-AH1-T SH-IY1 S-EH1-D DH-AH0 K-AE1-S T-IH0-NG P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-AE1-D S-AH1-M P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M Z-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


No!


For all I know, she's trying to find me but couldn't because I kept moving around.

F-AO1 R-AO1 L-AY1 N-OW1 SH-EH1-S T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-M-IY1 B-AH1-T K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 K-EH1-P T-M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D


No, from now on, I'm staying in one place.

N-OW1 F-R-AH1-M N-AW1 AA1 N-IH1-M-S T-EY1 IH0 NG-IH0 N-W-AH1-N P-L-EY1-S


Right here.


Well, it's getting late.


Yeah, we're gonna go.


Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-M-AY1-N-D-S T-EY1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


Ugh, y'know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.

AH1 G-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH1 M-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH1 P-ER1 L-IY0 AH0-N-D K-AE1-CH DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1-N F-AO1-R N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K


Yeah, it's a very large plane.

Y-AE1 IH1-T S-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 L-AA1-R-JH P-L-EY1-N


That's cool.


But, we'll stay here with you.

B-AH1 T-W-EH1-L-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Thanks guys!  I really appreciate this, y'know, but you don't have to rub my butt.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S G-AY1 Z-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 R-AH1 B-M-AY1 B-AH1-T


Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

HH-EY1 M-EH1-L G-IH1-B S-AH0 N-AH0-N-D K-L-IH1-N T-IY1-S T-W-UH2-D


They're not a couple!


Oh-okay, I get the game now.

OW0 HH-AA1 K-OY0 AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 G-EY1-M N-AW1


Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AA1-N-S T-EY1 JH-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-L-AY1 K-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-T


Oh yeah!


Well okay, so then you're fine.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 DH-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R F-AY1-N


The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone.

DH-AH0 R-UW1 L-IH1 Z-W-EH1-N T-UW1 AE1-K T-ER0 Z-AA1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AO1-F-S T-EY1 JH-AO1-L DH-AH0 S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0-L T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N DH-EH1 M-IH1-Z G-AO1-N


Okay?


So as long as it's hot onstage you got nothing to worry about.

S-OW1 AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-IH1-T-S HH-AA1 T-AA2-N-S T-EY1 JH-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T


It's when the heat goes away, that's when you're in trouble.

IH1-T S-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 HH-IY1-T G-OW1 Z-AH0 W-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-W-EH1 N-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L


Really?


Look, you guys have been to every play I've ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?

L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N T-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 P-L-EY1 AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1 N-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D K-EH1 M-AH0-S T-R-IY0 AA1-N-S T-EY1-JH


No.


Noooo!!


Ursula!  Wait! Err-err, it's me! Phoebe!

ER1 S-AH0 L-AH0 W-EY1 T-EH1 R-ER0 IH1-T S-M-IY1 F-IY1 B-IY0


Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye.

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 M-IH1 R-ER0 DH-EH1 R-OW2 K-EY1 B-AY1 B-IY0


Wait a second! So, what's new with you?

W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D S-OW1 W-AH0-T S-N-UW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Umm, nothing. I mean, I'm getting married next week.

AH1-M N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0 D-N-EH1-K-S T-W-IY1-K


And your breasts! Hmm!!!


Okay.


But I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together.

B-AH1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 B-EH1 N-AH0 F-IH0 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-AW1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-IY1-M-Z DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 V-ER2 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


So, why don't we just start over okay?

S-OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R T-OW1 V-ER0 OW2 K-EY1


And you can just tell me about yourself.

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


All right.


I write erotic novels, for children.

AY1 R-AY1 T-IH0 R-AA1 T-IH0 K-N-AA1 V-AH0-L-Z F-AO1-R CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N


What?!


They're wildly unpopular.

TH-EH1 R-W-AY1-L D-L-IY0 AH2-N P-AA1 P-Y-AH0 L-ER0


Oh my God!


Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.

OW1 AO1-L S-OW0 Y-UW1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0-D T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-IH1-D-Z


Wow! You do?


Yeah,  a Pretty Huge


So, uh, how's she doing?


The doctor says it's a matter of hours.

DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 S-EH1 Z-IH1-T S-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 AH1 V-AW1 ER0-Z


How-how are you, Mom?


Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?

M-IY1 IH1-M F-AY1-N F-AY1 N-IH1-M G-L-AE1 D-Y-UH1-R HH-IY1 R-W-AH0-T S-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-R


What?


What's different?


Nothing.


Oh, maybe that's it.


She is unbelievable, our mother is...

SH-IY1 IH1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-AW1 ER0 M-AH1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z


Okay, relax, relax.

OW2 K-EY1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-R-IH0 L-AE1-K-S


We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.

W-IY1 AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1 L-IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-AH0-N D-W-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D Z-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R K-ER0 IH1-R T-UW1 K-AH1 V-ER0


Oh God!


The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.

DH-AH0 F-AH1 Z-IY0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-IH1-N-T S-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 M-AH1-V HH-ER0 P-ER1-S


Oh!


...Yeah, they were gross.


Oh, you know what I loved?


Her Sweet 'n' Los.


How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.

HH-AW1 SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z-S T-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1-M F-R-AH1 M-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T-S


Not just restaurants, from our house.

N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T-S F-R-AH1 M-AW1 ER0 HH-AW1-S


Maybe.


You can't!


Why?  Seriously I did not understand a word that    you said.

W-AY1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AY1 D-IH1 D-N-AA1 T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-AH0 W-ER1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D


In the hall.


Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping.

N-AW1 Y-IY1 S-M-OW1-S-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-EH1-N DH-EH1-R P-EH1-T-S P-AE1 S-AA1-N DH-EY1 W-AA1-N T-EH1-M S-AO1-R T-AH0 L-EY1 D-AW1 T-L-AY1-K TH-EH1-R S-L-IY1 P-IH0-NG


But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose.

B-AH1 T-AH0 K-EY1 ZH-AH0 N-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-AO1-R P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T-S DH-EH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 P-OW1-Z


Like, chasing their tail,  or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.

L-AY1-K CH-EY1 S-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R T-EY1 L-AO1 R-AH1 JH-AH1-M P-IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AE1 CH-AH0 F-R-IH1-S B-IY0


Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.

JH-OW1 IY0 IH1 F-AY1 G-OW1 F-ER1-S T-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-AY1 K-IY1-Z


That's a good one!


Dad, Ronni's here.


Huh?


So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if there's anything that you like, we can make you a deal.

S-OW1 N-AW1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1 R-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AH0-K S-IY1 D-OW2-Z DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 M-EY1 K-AH0-N D-IH1-F DH-EH1-R Z-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-W-IY1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 AH0 D-IY1-L


Anything at all.


But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.

B-AH1-T DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 DH-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 P-R-IY0 P-R-OW1-V-D


Well, thanks a lot for hookin' me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-NG-K S-AH0 L-AA1-T F-AO1-R HH-UH1 K-IH0-N M-IY1 AH1 P-R-AE1 CH-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 AH0 T-EH1-N D-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AE1 Z-M-AY1 G-EH1-S-T


I'm Monica's maid of honor. Okay? Don't try to blue pin me!

IH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-M-EY1 D-AH1 V-AA1 N-ER0 OW2 K-EY1 D-AA1-N-T T-R-AY1 T-UW1 B-L-UW1 P-IH1-N M-IY1


Oh here, I think this is us.  Yeah.

OW1 HH-IY1 R-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH1 S-Y-AE1


Limited seating my ass. Let's see who made the cut.  Hi!

L-IH1 M-AH0 T-AH0-D S-IY1 T-IH0-NG M-AY1 AE1 S-L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 HH-UW1 M-EY1-D DH-AH0 K-AH1-T HH-AY1


I'm Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?

IH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0 HH-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 B-R-AY1 D-AH0-N-D G-R-UW1-M


Used to work with her. Used to! I'm a relative and I didn't get invited! A

Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 W-ER1 K-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 IH1 M-AH0 R-EH1 L-AH0 T-IH0 V-AH0-N D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-IH0-N V-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0


Stop saying, "Blood" to strangers.

S-T-AA1-P S-EY1 IH0-NG B-L-AH1-D T-UW1-S T-R-EY1-N JH-ER0-Z


So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?

S-OW1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AH1 HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L


Okay, you're fine.


Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-AY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 B-R-AO1 T-M-IY1 HH-IY1 R-AH1 V-AO1-L P-L-EY1 S-AH0-Z


You'll see.


I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.

AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-IH1 S-W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y'know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1-T B-AH0 T-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0 N-AH0 L-AA1 T-M-AO1-R L-AY1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AE1-N D-AE2-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 F-Y-UW1 ER0 B-R-IH1-K S-AE2-N D-AE1 D-AH0-N-D F-L-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0-N-D K-AE1-N D-AH0-L-Z


And the musicians, look, they can go over here , okay? And the chairs can face this way , and…  You go.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N Z-L-UH1-K DH-EY1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 CH-EH1-R-Z K-AE1-N F-EY1-S DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 G-OW1


Really, it's fine, whatever you want.

R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


It's perfect.


And, I don't know, if it starts to rain

AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-IH1-T-S T-AA1-R-T-S T-UW1 R-EY1-N


Well then we'll get wet.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-L G-EH1 T-W-EH1-T


Ohh. And I don't even have a date.

OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 D-EY1-T


Coming.


I have a bone to pick with you.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-OW1-N T-UW1 P-IH1 K-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Yes! Ben learned a little trick.

Y-EH1-S B-EH1 N-L-ER1 N-IH0 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-R-IH1-K


Oh yeah? Did he pull the old

OW1 Y-AE1 D-IH1-D HH-IY1 P-UH1-L DH-AH0 OW1-L-D


That's right! That's right!


Oh that.


Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They're mean and they're stupid and-and I don't want my son learning them!

Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 HH-EY1-T P-R-AE1-K T-AH0 K-AH0-L JH-OW1-K-S TH-EH1-R M-IY1 N-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-AY1 S-AH1 N-L-ER1 N-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M


Y'know what? It doesn't matter! Because it is not true!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T T-R-UW1


Okay.


And if it were true, how

AH0-N D-IH1 F-IH1 T-W-ER0 T-R-UW1 HH-AW1


Ms. Monroe…  Oh there you go.

M-IH1 Z-M-AH0 N-R-OW1 OW1 DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1


Mark's a genius!


Why?! How?! How is he a genius?

W-AY1 HH-AW1 HH-AW1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 AH0 JH-IY1 N-Y-AH0-S


Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant.

IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V HH-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N HH-ER0 R-AY1 T-AH0 W-EY1 HH-IY1-Z B-IH0 K-AH1 M-IH0-NG HH-ER0 K-AA1-N F-AH0 D-AA2-N-T


Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.

N-AW1 HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 SH-IY1 G-OW1-Z T-UW1 T-UW1 K-AH0-M P-L-EY1 N-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that.

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-N-D HH-ER0 AH0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 K-AH0-L B-AH1 G-AA1 P-N-OW1 Y-UW1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T


All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 DH-EH1 R-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-N-AW1 OW2 K-EY1 M-EY1 K-AH0 F-Y-UW1 S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z V-IH1 Z-AH0-T-S


All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.

AO1-L R-AY1-T F-AY1-N D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG JH-AH1-S-T S-IH1-T HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D T-AO1-K T-UW1 AH1 S-M-IY1 N-W-AY2-L SH-IY1 IH1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-IH1 M-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'

AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z B-IY1 IH0-NG M-IH1-S T-ER0 JH-OW1 S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0 V-AH0-N-D SH-IY1-S T-AA1-R-T-S TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 G-AY1 F-AO1-R M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D Z-M-IY1


And before you know it, she's with him.

AH0-N-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T SH-EH1 S-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!'


And he'll be all, 'Yes!'


And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.'

AH0-N D-AH1 S-W-EH1-L B-IY1 L-AY1 K-W-UW1 HH-OW1 AH0 D-UW1-D


And pretty soon you'll be like,  'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.'

AH0-N-D P-R-IH1 T-IY0 S-UW1 N-Y-UW1-L B-IY1 L-AY1-K HH-IY1 IY0 AH0-N D-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-M-AA1-R K-M-AY1-T B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'

AH0-N D-W-EH1-L B-IY1 L-AY1 K-M-AE1-N G-EH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 IH1 T-IH1-T-S B-IH1-N F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R-Z


He paints quite a picture doesn't he?

HH-IY1 P-EY1-N-T-S K-W-AY1 T-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IY1


This is what I've got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-AY1-V G-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 S-OW1 F-AA1-R L-IH1 K-ER0 W-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-L-IH1 K-ER0


Great. Great.


Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I've got you, me, and Chandler and I'm gonna invite Gunther 'cause, well, we've been talking about this pretty loud.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 AH1 IH0-N T-ER1-M Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 IH1-N V-AY0 T-L-IH1-S T-AY1-V G-AA1 T-Y-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 IH2-N V-AY1-T G-AH1-N TH-ER0 K-AA1 Z-W-EH1 L-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 L-AW1-D


I'll be there.


Listen, I know this is your party, but I'd really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R P-AA1-R T-IY0 B-AH1 T-IH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1 V-M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M G-IY1-K-S DH-AE1 T-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


Yeah. Tell ya what, let's not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!

Y-AE1 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 W-AH1 T-L-EH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH1-N V-AY0 T-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-AH0 AE2-N TH-R-AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AH0-S-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 DH-AH0 D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R D-Y-UW1-D-Z


Okay! We'll need a six-pack of

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L N-IY1 D-AH0 S-IH1-K-S P-AE2 K-AH1-V


Hey guys, what are you doing?

HH-EY1 G-AY1 Z-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Hey, y'know what, if you're gonna do that, if you're gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler.

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 N-EY1-M HH-IH1-M JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-EY1-M HH-IH1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Oh, come on!


Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and he's very loveable, once you get to know him.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0-Z F-AH1 N-IY0 S-AH0 F-IH1-S T-AH0 K-EY2 T-IH0 D-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 L-AH1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-AH1-N S-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IH1-M


Oh well, hey, Joey's loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there.

OW1 W-EH1-L HH-EY1 JH-OY1 Z-L-AH1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T JH-OW1 IY0 IH1 Z-IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D HH-IH1-M HH-EH1-L B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


Well, Chandler will be there for you too.

W-EH1-L CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IH1-L B-IY1 DH-EH1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he'll be there.

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-EH1-L HH-IY1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-EY1-T B-AH1-T B-AH0-T HH-EH1-L B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


And he'll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you're really hot.

AH0-N-D HH-EH1-L B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M K-OW1-L-D S-OW1 D-AH0 IH1 F-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D HH-IH1-M F-AO1 R-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-T


What do ya say? What do ya say?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-AA1 S-EY1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-AA1 S-EY1


Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names.

W-EH1 L-AY1 AY1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AH1 V-N-EY1 M-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AE1-F T-ER0 S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AY1 L-AH1 V-AH0-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AA1-R G-R-EY1 T-N-EY1-M-Z


But, all right, I don't—maybe I'll just name him The Hulk.

B-AH1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-AH0 B-IH1-L JH-AH1-S T-N-EY1-M HH-IH1-M DH-AH0 HH-AH1-L-K


I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it! That's what I wanted to name my kid!

AY1 N-UW1 AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-M-EH1-N SH-AH0-N D-IH1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 N-EY1-M M-AY1 K-IH1-D


What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.

W-AH1-T DH-AE1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-IH1-D T-UW1 HH-ER0 L-AY1 F-W-IY1 R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 HH-ER0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-L-AH1-B DH-EY1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T P-L-EY1 IH0-NG V-EH1 R-IY0 W-EH1-L


I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!

IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-AH1-T DH-EY1-S P-EH1-N T-AA1-N DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG B-AH1-T F-AO1-R T-IY0 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-IH1 Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-M-AH1 N-IY0


Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...

W-EH1 L-AE1 T-L-IY1-S-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 L-IY1 V-AH0 M-AE1 N-AE1-T DH-AH0 AO1-L T-ER0


What's that supposed to mean?

W-AH0-T-S DH-AE1-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 M-IY1-N


Nothing! It's an expression.

N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-T S-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N


No it's not.


Don't listen to your mother.

D-AA1-N T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 Y-AO1-R M-AH1 DH-ER0


You're independent, and you always have been!

Y-UH1 R-IH2-N D-IH0 P-EH1-N D-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N


Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine!

IY1 V-IH0 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 AH0 K-IH1 D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 CH-AH1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-N-OW1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T F-AY1-N


And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-R-EH1 D-AH0 L-OW1 N-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-UW1 M-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R P-AH1 Z-AH0-L-Z


PBS Telethon.


Hi Joey.


Hey Pheebs!


I


$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what

T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-R F-IY1-B Z-AY1 M-IY1 N-AE1-F T-ER0 W-AH1-T


Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not

OW1 IH1-M-S T-IH1-L M-AE1 D-AE1-T DH-EH1-M B-AH1 T-AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 N-AW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 B-R-IH1-NG HH-AE1 P-IY0 N-AH0-S T-UW1 L-AA1-T S-AH1-V K-IH1-D-Z HH-UW1 Z-M-AA1-M-Z D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-IH1-L DH-EH0-M S-EH1-L-V-Z S-OW1 B-AY1 S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0 NG-AH0 G-UH1-D TH-IH1-NG B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T


What kind of problem?

W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


Well to tell you the truth, they uh,  they had a problem with the bag!

W-EH1-L T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 T-R-UW1-TH DH-EY1 AH1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-AE1-G


Oh my God!


Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D P-L-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.

IH1 K-N-OW0 JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S T-AY1-M T-UW1 G-IH1 V-AH1-P DH-AH0 B-AE1-G


I don't wanna give up the bag.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-AH1-P DH-AH0 B-AE1-G


I don't have to give up the bag!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-IH1 V-AH1-P DH-AH0 B-AE1-G


Do I Rach?


Oh, you think I should give up the bag!

OW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 SH-UH1-D G-IH1 V-AH1-P DH-AH0 B-AE1-G


Honey wait, Joey, I'm sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it

HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-EY1-T JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 M-IY1 N-AE1-Z T-ER0 IH1 F-IH0 K-AE1 Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 AA1 R-W-IH1 DH-IH1-T


I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-IH1 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G


I can't believe I'm hearing this!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-M HH-IY1 R-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S


Wait a minute!


I'm not saying that you shouldn't have a bag, I just—it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm,  controversial.

IH1-M N-AA1-T S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-AE1 G-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-IH0-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AH1 DH-ER0 B-AE1-G-Z DH-AE1 T-AA1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-EH1 S-AH1-M K-AA2-N T-R-AH0 V-ER1 SH-AH0-L


Yeah umm, they're called wallets.

Y-AE1 AH1-M TH-EH1-R K-AO1-L D-W-AO1 L-AH0-T-S


I think you'll find this room more to your liking.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1-L F-AY1-N-D DH-IH1 S-R-UW1-M M-AO1-R T-UW1 Y-AO1-R L-AY1 K-IH0-NG


Okay, great.


They say he's only got half a tank left.

DH-EY1 S-EY1 HH-IY1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 G-AA1-T HH-AE1 F-AH0 T-AE1-NG K-L-EH1-F-T


Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!

HH-AE1 F-AH0 T-AE1-NG K-W-IY1-S T-IH1-L G-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V HH-AY1-S P-IY2-D CH-EY1 S-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1


We're switching rooms again.

W-ER0 S-W-IH1 CH-IH0 NG-R-UW1-M Z-AH0 G-EH1-N


What? Why?


This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 G-AA1-R D-AH0-N V-Y-UW1 R-UW1 M-AH0-N D-W-IY1 P-EY1-D F-AO1 R-AE1 N-OW1 SH-AH0-N V-Y-UW1 R-UW1-M


Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.

AW1 ER0 L-AE1-S T-OW1 SH-AH0-N V-Y-UW1 R-UW1 M-W-AA1 Z-AH2 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 Y-UW1


Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 AH1-M K-AE1 N-AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Uh-huh.


Chandler!


Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!

AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG M-IY1 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0


Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!

JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0


Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?

OW1 OW1 D-IH1 D-AH0 D-IH0 D-AY1 W-EY1 K-Y-UW1


Hey!


Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn't think you were coming.

HH-EY1 OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 L-IY1 V-AY0 IY1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-ER0 K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


Oh, I wouldn't miss this.

OW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-M-IH1-S DH-IH1-S


Well, I'm very glad you're here.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UH1-R HH-IY1-R


Oh, you're such a gentleman.  Come on! We're going to my place!

OW1 Y-UH1-R S-AH1 CH-AH0 JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L M-AH0-N K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-AY1 P-L-EY1-S


Hey-hey.


So are guys doing okay?

S-OW1 AA1-R G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0 NG-OW2 K-EY1


Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 T-AO1-K T-AH0-N D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 M-EY1 D-M-IY1 S-IY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 OW1 V-ER0 R-IY0 AE1-K T-AH0 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH0-N-D S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-IH0 N-L-AY1 F-AA1-R M-AO1 R-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T


Do you have a minute?


Well yeah, sure, what's up?


I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch…by guys.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1-S-K T-AW1-T T-W-AY1-S T-AH0 D-EY1 W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AE1 T-L-AH1-N-CH B-IY0 G-AY1-Z


Oh really?!


Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?

Y-AE1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-EY1


Oh, did you not want people to know that?

OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-AA1 T-W-AA1-N-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T


But I'm not gay. And I especially wouldn't want you to think I was gay.

B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-EY1 AH0-N D-AY1 AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-EY1


Why's that?


I don't think I should say.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 SH-UH1-D S-EY1


Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things.

OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N S-EY1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-Z


Okay.


'Kay.


Well


Yeah.


I'd love to ask out your friend Phoebe.

IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D F-IY1 B-IY0


Yeah, she's gay.


Here you go.


Great!


Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?

HH-EY1 HH-IY2 AH0 HH-UW1 W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T


That would be Casey. We're going out tonight.

DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 K-EY1 S-IY0 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Goin' out, huh? Wow! Wow!  So things didn't work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.

G-OY1 N-AW1-T HH-AH1 W-AW1 W-AW1 S-OW1 TH-IH1-NG-Z D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-ER1 K-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH K-AE1 TH-IY0 HH-AH1 B-AH1 M-ER0


No, things are fine with Kathy. I'm having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.

N-OW1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AA1-R F-AY1 N-W-IH1-DH K-AE1 TH-IY0 IH1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 L-EY1-T D-IH1 N-ER0 W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 T-AH0 N-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 M-AY1 ER1 L-IY0 D-IH1 N-ER0 W-IH1-DH K-EY1 S-IY0


What?


Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself!

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0-S-T TH-IH1 NG-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-EY1 T-AH0 HH-OW1-L P-IY1-T S-AH0 B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Wait! You're going out with Kathy!

W-EY1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH K-AE1 TH-IY0


Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?

Y-AE1 W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG S-OW1 AH1-P S-EH2-T


Well, I'm upset—for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you.

W-EH1 L-IH1 M-AH1-P-S T-AH0 F-ER0 Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-AE1 N-EH1-N D-L-AH0 S-L-AY1 N-AH1-V B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-IH1 M-AH0-N M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 V-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N F-AH1-L F-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


What is the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.

W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-W-ER0 IH0-K-S K-L-UW1 S-IH0-V


Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs.

L-UH1-K JH-OW1 IY0 K-AE1 TH-IY0 IH1-Z K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 N-AA1-T F-UH0-L F-IH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-AO1 R-IH0 M-OW1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L N-IY1-D-Z


But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she's-she's smart, and funny, and gets you.

B-AH1-T K-EY1 S-IY0 AY1 M-IY1-N G-R-AE1-N T-AH0 D-AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 S-AO1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH1-V HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D B-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1-T DH-IH1-S S-EH1-N-S DH-AE1-T SH-EH1 SH-AH0-Z S-M-AA1-R T-AH0-N-D F-AH1 N-IY0 AH0-N-D G-EH1-T S-Y-UW1


You got all that from the back of her head?

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AO1-L DH-AE1-T F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH1-V HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D


All right look, I think it's time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S T-AY1-M F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 S-EH1 T-AH0-L D-AW1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 M-EY1 K-AH0 CH-OY1-S P-IH1 K-AH0 L-EY1-N


Who's Elaine?


Can you people not see me?!

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L N-AA1-T S-IY1 M-IY1


So, will you talk to him?

S-OW1 W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


I don't know Rach.


Oh, come on! I'll give you ten free

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1-L G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 T-EH1-N F-R-IY1


One!  No ten! You said ten! You can't take that back!

W-AH1-N N-OW1 T-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D T-EH1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T T-EY1-K DH-AE1-T B-AE1-K


Hey!


Hi!


Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television?

L-IH1 S-AH0-N K-AE1 N-W-IY1 W-AA1-CH K-AA0-R T-UW1-N Z-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R T-EH1 L-AH0 V-IH2 ZH-AH0-N


We need a porn break.


We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.

W-IY1-S P-EH1-N-T DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-UW1 AW1 ER0 Z-W-AA1 CH-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AW1 T-IH0 N-AH0 G-EH1-N


Well, so, why don't you just turn it off?

W-EH1-L S-OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-ER1 N-IH1 T-AO1-F


Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z HH-UW1 T-ER1-N D-AO1-F F-R-IY1 P-AO1-R-N


Ooh, good, you're hear! Okay.


Well, what-what 'cha got there?

W-EH1 L-W-AE1 T-W-AA2-T CH-AA1 G-AA1-T DH-EH1-R


Oh this, well I'm glad you asked.

OW1 DH-IH1 S-W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 AE1-S-K-T


Now, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife?

N-AW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AH1 T-AH0 T-IH1-N K-AE1 N-W-IH1 DH-AE1 N-AO1-R D-AH0 N-EH2 R-IY0-S T-EY1 K-N-AY1-F


Ahh!


Now, I know what you're thinking

N-AW1 AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG


Phoebe, they didn't make you pay for those knives, did they?

F-IY1 B-IY0 DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 P-EY1 F-AO1-R DH-OW1 Z-N-AY1-V-Z D-IH1-D DH-EY1


No!


Honey, you're not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH0 N-AH1 F-M-AH1 N-IY0 T-UW1 HH-EH1-L-P F-R-AE1-NG K-AH0-N D-AE1 L-AH0-S JH-AH1-S-T B-AY1 S-EH1 L-IH0-NG N-AY1-V-Z


No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.

N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH0 N-AH1 F-M-AH1 N-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-M-AY1 P-L-AE1-N


What's the second part of your plan?

W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R P-L-AE1-N


Yes that's right.


Why?


I tired attacking two women, did not work.

AY1 T-AY1 ER0 D-AH0 T-AE1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 W-IH1 M-AH0-N D-IH1 D-N-AA1 T-W-ER1-K


What?!


No, I mean it's okay, I mean, they're-they're my friends.

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1 R-AY2 TH-ER0 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.

IH0-N F-AE1-K T-IY1 W-IY0 W-AA1 Z-M-EH1 R-IY0-D T-UW1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1-M


Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S-S T-R-EY1 T-M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 AH0 T-AE1-K T-Y-AO1 R-IH0-G S-W-AY1-F


Oh, no!


No-no!


No, I tired!


But I couldn't.


That's why I'm here.


Maybe we could attack them together?

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1 D-AH0 T-AE1-K DH-EH1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


That-that's a no.


What? No! No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross!

W-AH1 T-N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T-S T-AA1 P-IH0 NG-IH1 M-R-EH1 D-R-AA1-S


Dude, if you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross!

D-UW1 D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1 K-AW1-T DH-EH1 R-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 D-EH1 D-R-AA1-S


I don't care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T K-W-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AY1 IH0-N S-IH1-S T-AA1-N F-IH1 N-IH0 SH-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S G-EY1-M


All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 IH0-N S-IH1-S T-AA1-N D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1


No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.

N-OW1 G-AA1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-N-OW1 P-L-EY1-S F-AO1 R-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N DH-OW1-Z G-AY1 Z-W-IH1-L G-R-AE1 B-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


No. That's not what I'm saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.

N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1 N-OW1 AH0 F-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-M-AY1-T HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-L-IH1-K-T S-AH1-M P-EY1-N


I like that.


Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.

Y-AE1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N K-L-OW1 S-L-IY0 D-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AE1-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 W-IY1 K-AE1-NG K-AH0-L


One swift kick and he'll back off.

W-AH1-N S-W-IH1-F-T K-IH1 K-AH0-N-D HH-EH1-L B-AE1 K-AO1-F


All right, bad ankle, got it!

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-AE1 D-AE1-NG K-AH0-L G-AA1 T-IH1-T


And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip.

AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T B-IH1-G B-L-OW1 K-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-IH1-R-D HH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 T-R-IH1-K HH-IH1-P


Yeah.


Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!

Y-AE1 AY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1-Z DH-AE1-T T-R-IH1-K HH-IH1 P-N-OW1 K-AH1 P-OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1


And uh, Liam, Liam's got bad knees. You hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp.

AH0-N D-AH1 L-IY1 AH0 M-L-IY1 AH0-M-Z G-AA1-T B-AE1 D-N-IY1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-IH1-T HH-IH1 M-R-AY1 T-AH0-N-D HH-EH1-L G-OW1 D-AW1 N-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-AE1-M-P


But-but, Liam's on my team.

B-AH1-T B-AH0 T-L-IY1 AH0-M Z-AA1-N M-AY1 T-IY1-M


I don't care! You just get him!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M


I'm gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in!

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG B-AE1 K-IH0-N


The Red Ross! Okay.


Oh!  Oh by the way?


Uh-hmm.


James Brolin?


Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he's gay.

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 K-UH1 D-OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V T-UW1 N-EY1-M-Z HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-EH1-D B-EH1 G-L-IY0 JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0-D HH-IY1-Z G-EY1


Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.

EH1-D B-EH1 G-L-IY0 JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T G-EY1


Really?!


Hello?


Hello, is Ross there?


Uh no, he's not. Can I take a message?

AH1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 T-EY1 K-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH


Yes, this Russell, Ross's divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's decided to give the marriage a try.

Y-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-R-AH1 S-AH0-L R-AA1-S D-IH0 V-AO1-R S-L-AO1 Y-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M DH-AE1-T S-IH1-N S-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T HH-ER1-D F-R-AH1-M HH-IH1 M-AY1 AH0 S-UW1-M HH-IY1-Z D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D T-UW1 G-IH1-V DH-AH0 M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AH0 T-R-AY1


Ross got married again—Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!

R-AA1-S G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AE2 G-AH0 N-IY0 AA1 M-OW0


Oh-oh! Okay, she's kicking!

OW1 HH-OW0 OW2 K-EY1 SH-EH1-S K-IH1 K-IH0-NG


Oh!  She's growing inside you.

OW1 SH-EH1-S G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N S-AY1 D-Y-UW1


Whoa!!


Wow that was a big one.

W-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-IH1 G-W-AH1-N


I think that's the youngest girl ever to reject me.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 Y-AH1-NG G-AH0-S-T G-ER1 L-EH1 V-ER0 T-UW1 R-IH0 JH-EH1-K T-M-IY1


Oh hey you guys!


Sure, I can hang out 'til I have to meet ya.  What uh—How come you're not going?

SH-UH1 R-AY1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 NG-AW1-T T-IH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-AA1 W-AH1 T-UW1 HH-AW2 K-AH1 M-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG


I have a job interview I have to get ready for.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 JH-AA1 B-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1-R


I thought you already have a job.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 JH-AA1-B


And people say you don't pay attention.

AH0-N-D P-IY1 P-AH0-L S-EY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T P-EY1 AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


No, this is a much better job.

N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 M-AH1-CH B-EH1 T-ER0 JH-AA1-B


It's vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.

IH1-T-S V-IH2-S P-EH1 R-IH0-S T-IH0-N D-AH1 V-AH0 K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0 DH-AE1-T D-AH1-Z D-EY1 T-AH0 R-IY0 K-AH0-N F-IH2 G-Y-ER0 EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N-D-S T-AH0 T-IH1-S T-IH0 K-AH0-L F-AE1-K T-ER0 IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH1 DH-ER0 K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0-Z


Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

W-AW1 HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


That's what I do now.


Hey Joey, come taste this.

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 K-AH1-M T-EY1-S-T DH-IH1-S


What is it?


Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well…  I'm getting my revenge!

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1-T G-AY1 DH-AE1-T G-EY1 V-M-IY1 AH0 B-AE1 D-R-IY2 V-Y-UW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-AY1 R-IY0 V-EH1-N-JH


You cooked him?


No.


He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again.

HH-IY1 T-IY1 CH-AH0 Z-AH0 K-AO1-R S-AA1-N F-UW1-D K-R-IH1 T-IH0 S-IH2 Z-AH0 M-AE1-T DH-AH0 N-UW1-S K-UW1-L S-OW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 Z-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 B-AY1 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K HH-IH1-M T-R-AY1 M-AY1 B-UW1 L-AH0 P-EY2-B Z-AH0 G-EH1-N


Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow!

OW1 AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0 T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 R-EH1-D DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N-T P-EY1 JH-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-OW1-S-T T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


"Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."

R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N T-R-IY0 V-Y-UW1 ER0 AH0 D-M-IH1-T S-AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-AO1 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don't ya?

DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N-T P-EY1 JH-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0 N-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-ER1-L-D D-AA1-N T-Y-AA1


So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?

S-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 AH1 F-AY1-N D-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-Y-EH1-T


No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.

N-OW1 B-AH1-T HH-AO1-R N-IY0 F-AO1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-S T-ER0 K-AO1-L D-W-AA1-N T-IH0-NG T-UW1 N-OW1 IH1 F-W-IY1 W-ER0-S T-IH1-L T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


We're never gonna find anybody.

W-ER0 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 F-AY1-N D-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0


Well then let me do it!

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 D-UW1 IH1-T


Joe


No-no-no!


I'm an actor right?


So I won't get nervous talking in front of people.

S-OW1 AY1 W-OW1-N-T G-EH1 T-N-ER1 V-AH0-S T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L


I won't spit, and I won't stare at Monica's breasts!

AY1 W-OW1-N-T-S P-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-OW1-N-T-S T-EH1 R-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z B-R-EH1-S-T-S


Everyone knows I'm an ass man!

EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N N-OW1 Z-IH1 M-AE1 N-AE1 S-M-AE1-N


That is true.


Yeah and the most important thing is that it won't be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you.

Y-AE1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T TH-IH1 NG-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 S-AH1 M-L-AY1-K-S T-R-EY1-N JH-ER0 AH1-P DH-EH1-R HH-UW1 B-EH1-R L-IY0 N-OW1 Z-Y-UW1


It'll be me!


And I swear I'll do a really good job.

AH0-N D-AY1 S-W-EH1 R-IH1-L D-UW1 AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D JH-AA1-B


Plus, y'know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.

P-L-AH1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-IY1 N-AH0 L-AA1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


It might be kinda cool.

IH1 T-M-AY1-T B-IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 K-UW1-L


So I can do it?


Ah-ha! Too cocky!


Of course I do! And I'm gonna give it back to you as soon as they're done with it at the key shining place.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 D-UW1 AH0-N D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-IH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AE1-Z S-UW1 N-AE1-Z TH-EH1-R D-AH1 N-W-IH1 DH-IH1 T-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-IY1 SH-AY1 N-IH0-NG P-L-EY1-S


What the hell is that?


Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?

W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 T-R-IY1 G-ER0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


You said there was a gas leak in here.

Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-AE1 S-L-IY1 K-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Well why don't you use your key?

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R K-IY1


Because by the time I find it on this thing , the whole place might have exploded.

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z B-AY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 F-AY1-N D-IH1 T-AA1-N DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L P-L-EY1 S-M-AY1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-K-S P-L-OW1 D-AH0-D


If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions.

IH1-F DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N Z-AE1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 B-IH1-L D-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-AE1 N-AH0-JH P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-AA1-R T-AE1-S K-IH0-NG K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


Come on!


Hurry up.


Oh! We could have done that.

OW1 W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V D-AH1-N DH-AE1-T


Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear what you're talking about.

L-AH1 K-AH0 L-IY0 DH-AH0 G-AY1 SH-IY1 S-EH1 T-AH0-L-D F-AO1-R K-AE1-N-T HH-IY1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Oh, I'm so sorry.


Um, and maybe I'm wrong!

AH1 M-AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 M-R-AO1-NG


I but—y'know I'm gonna go out with him again, I'll find out more.

AY1 B-AH1 T-IY0 K-OW2 N-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-AH0 G-EH1 N-IH1-L F-AY1-N D-AW1 T-M-AO1-R


You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you're still gonna date him?

Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T DH-IH1-S G-AY1 IH1-Z D-EH1-S T-IH0-N-D F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L S-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R-S T-IH1-L G-AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1-T HH-IH1-M


Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat.

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 M-EY1 N-AA1-T B-IY1 M-AY1 S-OW1-L M-EY1-T B-AH1 T-AH0 G-ER1-L-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 IY1-T


Oh, but it's made her so happy.

OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-M-EY1-D HH-ER0 S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Little girl misses her cat.

L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L M-IH1 S-AH0-Z HH-ER0 K-AE1-T


Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat.

K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 L-EY1 D-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K-S HH-ER0 M-AH1 DH-ER0 IH1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 K-AE1-T


Yeah.


Thank you.


I


He is right, isn't he?

HH-IY1 IH1 Z-R-AY1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IY1


Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times he's wrong.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-M-AY1-T B-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-AY1-M-Z HH-IY1 Z-R-AO1-NG


You think?


Oh-no, he's right.


Seven hundred bucks!

S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D B-AH1-K-S


Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?

AO2-L R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T D-UW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 F-R-UW1-T


Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.

M-AE1-N HH-EH1 L-AH1 V-AH0 T-UW1 W-IY1-K-S HH-AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-OW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 L-ER1 N-IH0-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?

R-IH1 L-IY0 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-IH1 K-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-IH1-T S-AO1-L F-AO1-R HH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG


What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 W-EH1 N-AH0 B-L-AY1-N D-M-AE1-N G-EH1-T-S HH-IH1-Z S-AY1-T B-AE1-K D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


Oh.


Y'know those are a delicacy in India.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-OW1 Z-AA1 R-AH0 D-EH1 L-AH0 K-AH0 S-IY0 IH0 N-IH1-N D-IY0 AH0


Me too.


Although this city is my home, so.

AO2-L DH-OW1 DH-IH1-S S-IH1 T-IY0 IH1 Z-M-AY1 HH-OW1-M S-OW1


So that's dumb what I said, don't tell him I said that.

S-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S D-AH1 M-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L HH-IH1 M-AY1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T


Umm, you make something up.

AH1 M-Y-UW1 M-EY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH1-P


Nice,  thank you.


This is me.


Here.


Your eyes are very pretty.

Y-AO1 R-AY1 Z-AA1-R V-EH1 R-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0


Thank you, very much! Oh!  Thank you!

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


He would like to kiss you.

HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 K-IH1 S-Y-UW1


Okay, y'know what, you don't have to do that now.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-N-AW1


No-no-no-no!!


Not him, you don't!


Well the moment's over.

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T S-OW1 V-ER0


Oy!


Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?

HH-EY1 HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IY1-Z P-ER1-L Z-AA1-R N-AY1-S


I'd really prefer a mountain bike.

IH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-R-AH0 F-ER1 AH0 M-AW1-N T-AH0-N B-AY1-K


Janice's birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.

JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-AH0-Z B-ER1-TH D-EY2 IH1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T HH-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG-S P-IY1 SH-AH0-L K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa.


Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.

D-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T HH-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG-S P-IY1 SH-AH0-L G-EH1-T HH-ER0 F-L-AW1 ER0-Z G-EH1-T HH-ER0 K-AE1-N D-IY0 G-EH1-T HH-ER0 G-AH1-M G-ER1-L Z-L-AH1-V G-AH1-M


That's a good idea, 'Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday'. I would like to get her something serious.

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 D-IH1-R JH-AE1 N-AH0-S HH-AE1 V-AH0 HH-AH2 B-AH0 B-UW1 S-AH0 B-ER1-TH D-EY2 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-EH1-T HH-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Oh, you want something serious.

OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T HH-ER0 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-AH1-M B-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 M-EH1 N-AH0 M-AH0-Z


Those are dead serious.

DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R D-EH1-D S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


All right. Look, I'm gonna go in here, and you don't buy me anything ever.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T B-AY1 M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-EH1 V-ER0


Why not?!


Oh God. Uh, okay, here's the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is...

OW1 G-AA1 D-AH1 OW2 K-EY1 HH-IH1-R-Z DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-OW2 K-EY1 DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-IH1-Z


What is the thing?


Okay. I went down to the 'Mattress King' showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-R-AH0-S K-IH1-NG SH-OW1 R-UH2 M-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 S-AO1 JH-AE1 N-AH0-S K-IH1 S-IH0-NG HH-ER0 IH0-G Z-AH1-B-S D-AH0-N


What?


They were in his office.


Well she, she wouldn't do that, she's with, she's with me.

W-EH1-L SH-IY1 SH-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T D-UW1 DH-AE1-T SH-EH1 S-W-IH1-DH SH-EH1 S-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I'm telling you it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG B-AE1-M B-IY0 L-ER1-N HH-AW1 T-UW1 W-AO1-K


You're drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe I'm a little drunk.

Y-UH1-R D-R-AH1-NG K-M-AA1 M-AH0-N-D D-AE1 D-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-AA1 W-AA2 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L D-R-AH1-NG-K


Hey! Are those crab cakes?  Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?

HH-EY1 AA1-R DH-OW1-Z K-R-AE1-B K-EY1-K-S D-IH1 D-AY1 N-AA1-T T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 T-UW1 K-AH1-M-S T-R-EY1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 W-EH1-N M-AO1-R K-R-AE1-B K-EY1-K S-W-ER0 R-EH1 D-IY0


How are you feeling?


You are


I really wish that you wouldn't.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-IH1-SH DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T


Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay?

N-AW1 AO1 L-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1-T TH-R-UW1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-M-AO1 R-OW2 K-EY1


Then we can put you in bed, okay?

DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 K-AE1-N P-UH1 T-Y-UW1 IH0-N B-EH1 D-OW2 K-EY1


Just smile and don't talk to

JH-AH1-S-T S-M-AY1 L-AH0-N-D D-AA1-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1


Speech! Speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl! Huh?

S-P-IY1-CH-S P-IY1 CH-L-EH1-T-S HH-IY1-R F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 B-ER1-TH D-EY2 G-ER1-L HH-AH1


Pheebs!!


Don't you see? Everyone's looking at me! The plan's working! I didn't even have to take off my top yet!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 S-IY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0 S-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-IY1 DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-N Z-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AO1 F-M-AY1 T-AA1 P-Y-EH1-T


Speech! Come on Monica!

S-P-IY1-CH K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Come on! Speech!


Hey Chandler, you can't keep your hands off her for one second!

HH-EY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T K-IY1 P-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D Z-AO1-F HH-ER0 F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Oh-ho, I think it's nice.

OW1 HH-OW0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-N-AY1-S


Well you have to because maybe it's stupid.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-T-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


Well it's just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-W-AY1-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 D-AE1-N S-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-EH1 M-IH1 T-W-AA1-SH-T F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 N-UW1 TH-EY1 T-Y-UW0 W-ER0 DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 D-AE1-N S-AO1-L M-AY1 D-AE1-N S-AH0 Z-W-IH1-DH


Oh crap!


All right.


The super couldn't figure out what it did.

DH-AH0 S-UW1 P-ER0 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-T D-IH1-D


A $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did.

AH0 T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AE1 N-AW1 ER0 IH0 L-EH0-K T-R-IH1 SH-AH0-N K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-T D-IH1-D


I've had seven pretty serious shocks.

AY1-V HH-AE1-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N P-R-IH1 T-IY0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S SH-AA1-K-S


I officially give up.

AY1 AH0 F-IH1 SH-AH0 L-IY0 G-IH1 V-AH1-P


Thank God.


I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.

AY1 G-EH1-S JH-OW1 IY0 W-AA1 Z-R-AY1 T-IH1-T D-AH1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


See? I'm doing it. I am totally doing it.  I lost it.

S-IY1 IH1-M D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AY1 AE1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AY1 L-AO1-S T-IH1-T


Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

AA1-R DH-EH1-R N-OW1 K-AA1-N SH-AH0 S-M-EH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


He doesn't have anyone.

HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N


Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 UW0 F-IY1-L K-IH1-N D-AH0 R-IY0-S P-AA1-N S-AH0 B-AH0-L


I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-W-UW1 W-OW2 AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N S-EY1 W-UW1 W-OW2


Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up!

OW1 SH-EH1-S K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P SH-EH1-S K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P


Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.

F-OW1-K S-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-W-EH1-L B-IY1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-ER0 N-UW1 B-UH1 K-Y-UW0 F-AO1 R-IY0 AH0 AH0-N B-AW1-N-D DH-AH0 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG N-AO1 R-AH0 T-AY1 L-ER0 B-IH1-NG


You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.

Y-UW1 M-AY1 T-W-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1-T DH-AH0 K-IH1-D-Z T-UW1 B-EH1-D F-AO1-R DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


Y'know, we don't have to watch this.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-AA1-CH DH-IH1-S


No way, forget it.


Exactly.


Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M-Z B-UH1-K-S


I love her books!


I cannot get on a plane without one!

AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T G-EH1 T-AA1 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 N-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-W-AH1-N


I mean, this is so cool!

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 K-UW1-L


Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-UW1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 AA1 R-IH0 L-EH1 V-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R Z-OW1-L D-AH0-N D-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1-R P-AE1 S-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D P-EY1-JH S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 N-AY1 N-AH1 V-M-IH1-S T-R-AH0-S B-IH1-CH


C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.

K-AA1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R M-AA1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1 S-AH0 B-L-AE1-S-T


Thank you.


And a nice hot cider for Monica.

AH0-N D-AH0 N-AY1-S HH-AA1-T S-AY1 D-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Aww, thank you.  Uh Rach?


Yeah?


Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?

W-AY1 D-AH1 Z-M-AY1 S-IH1 N-AH0 M-AH0-N-S T-IH1-K HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-IH0 R-EY1 S-ER0


Oh! That's why.  I'm sorry!


Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?

OW1 OW1 M-AH1 M-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 M-AH1-M


You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1 T-AW1 T-AA1 N-AH0 T-R-IY1


Yeah I can, it worked real well.

Y-AE1 AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1 T-W-ER1-K T-R-IY1 L-W-EH1-L


No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T D-AA1-N T-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


I won't!  Until I have my next cigarette.

AY1 W-OW1-N T-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 N-EH1-K-S-T S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1-T


Hold it!  N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!

HH-OW1-L D-IH1 T-N-IH1-P-T F-R-IY1-Z P-AH1-NG-K


What?!


Yeah that's right you are so busted.  Book 'em.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1 B-AH1-S T-IH0-D B-UH1 K-EH1-M


Who are you talking too?


Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.

S-EY1 V-IH1 T-R-EH1 D-AH0 N-L-EH1 S-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0-S P-EH1-N-D DH-AH0 N-AY1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-L-AE1 M-ER0 Y-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-R-IY1


I am


You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.   Backup! Backup!!

Y-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-R-IY1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AO1 R-AY1 AE1-M K-AO1 L-IH0-NG F-AO1-R B-AE1 K-AH2-P B-AE1 K-AH2-P B-AE1 K-AH2-P


Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!

OW2 K-EY1 K-AE1-N S-AH0-L B-AE1 K-AH2-P K-AE1-N S-AH0-L B-AE1 K-AH2-P


Oh.


Ross!


Come here, check this out!

K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


What? Is it the comet?

W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T DH-AH0 K-AA1 M-AH0-T


No! No-no. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.

N-OW1 N-AA1 N-OW0 L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 B-AH1-G-S T-AH1 K-IH0-N T-AA1-R R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R


Joey come—I can't believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature's most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!

JH-OW1 IY0 K-AA1 M-IY0 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IY0 B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 S-IY1 DH-AH0 B-AE1-P-S T-IH0-NG K-EY2 K-AA1 M-AH0 T-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-N-EY1 CH-ER0 Z-M-OW1-S-T-S P-EH0-K T-AE1 K-Y-AH0 L-ER0 F-AH0 N-AA1 M-AH0 N-AA2 N-AH0-N D-AO1 L-Y-UW1 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-AA1-R B-AH1-G-Z-S T-AH1 K-IH0-N T-AA1 R-AE1-N D-AE2-N-D S-AH1 M-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


Y'know, there's


Show me where?


Right-right up here.


Joey where's the pipe that was holding the door open?

JH-OW1 IY0 W-EH1-R-Z DH-AH0 P-AY1-P DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-AO1 R-OW1 P-AH0-N


I don't know!   Yeah, I do.


Joey!


What?! All right—Hey! Don't look at me! You're the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid

W-AH1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 TH-IY0 D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH1 P-AH0-N D-L-UH1-K F-AO1-R S-AH1-M-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


It's called the Bapstein-King comet, okay?  Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!

IH1-T-S K-AO1-L-D DH-AH0 B-AE1-P-S T-IH0-NG K-EY2 K-AA1 M-AH0 T-OW2 K-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-EY1 B-AE1-P-S T-AY0 N-W-AA1 Z-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 W-EH1-L R-IH0-S P-EH1-K T-IH0 D-AH0-S T-R-AA1 N-AH0 M-ER0


Oh no! No! No!


Wow! This place is incredible!  Sting's pen…that he gave to Phoebe.  Come on! Secret passageway!

W-AW1 DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1 S-IH1 Z-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L-S T-IH1-NG-Z P-EH1-N TH-AH0-T HH-IY1 G-EY1-V T-UW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T P-AE1 S-AH0 JH-W-EY2


Hi!


I'm Trudie.


Uh-huh.


You must be Ben's mum.


Why else would I be here?

W-AY1 EH1-L S-W-UH1 D-AY1 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R


Do sit down.


Yeah.


Hi.. how was the game?


Well..


WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!


Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?

F-AE0-N T-AE1-S T-IH0 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N HH-AW1 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L


Alan.


He was unbelievable.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K TH-AE1 T-AH0 TH-EY2-T B-AH1-G-Z B-AH1 N-IY0 K-AA0-R T-UW1 N-W-EH1-R B-AH1-G Z-IH1-Z P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-AO1-L DH-AH0 P-AH0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N Z-R-AY1-T B-AH1 T-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V B-AH1-G Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z F-ER1-S-T B-EY1 S-AH0 L-AH0-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D B-EY1 S-AH0 L-AH0-N TH-ER1-D B-EY1-S


I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH0 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K HH-IY1 M-EY1 D-AH1 S-IH0-N T-UW1 AH0 T-IY1-M


Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..

Y-EH1 P-W-IY1 SH-UH1-R SH-OW1-D DH-OW1-Z HH-AH0 S-IH1 D-IH0-K JH-UW1 AH0 L-ER0 Z-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-AO1-R T-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T S-AO1-F-T B-AO2-L


Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..

K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N D-AY1 AW0 EH1 V-ER0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-AE1 L-AH0 N-IH1 Z-M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z


What?


Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.

W-EH1-L N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-IH0-M P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0 L-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IY1 T-UW1 AE1 L-AH0-N


Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S HH-IH1 Z-AH1 IH0 N-EY1 T-AH0 L-AE1 N-AH0-S TH-AE1 T-AH0 TH-EY2 T-W-IY1 AH0 D-AO1-R


I personally could have a gallon of Alan.

AY1 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AH0 L-IY0 K-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-AE1 L-AH0 N-AH1 V-AE1 L-AH0-N


Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that's the first A I've gotten since seventh grade,

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1 M-L-ER1 N-IH0-D HH-AW1 T-UW1 B-EY1 K-EY1-T G-R-EY1-T F-UW1-D TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 F-ER1-S T-AH0 AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0-N S-IH1-N-S S-EH1 V-AH0-N-TH G-R-EY1-D


What the hell!


Okay.


All right, let's start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1-T-S-S T-AA1-R T-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-EY1 S-IH0-K-S K-AE1 N-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1-T DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH0-P-S T-EY1 JH-AH0-N-D D-AW1-N-S T-EY2 JH-IH1-Z


Yeah, this was a stupid idea.

Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-W-AA1 Z-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


My God!


These pants are burning up!

DH-IY1-Z P-AE1-N-T S-AA1-R B-ER1 N-IH0 NG-AH1-P


Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now!

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N SH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 S-N-AH1 G-AH0-L N-AW1


What is she trying to kill me?

W-AH1 T-IH1-Z SH-IY1 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IH1-L M-IY1


It's like a volcano in here!

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 V-AA0-L K-EY1 N-OW0 IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Are you hot?


Okay, it must just be me then.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 T-M-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 M-IY1 DH-EH1-N


That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 P-AE1-N-T S-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1 CH-AH1-M HH-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-AY1-N D-IH1 F-AY1 Y-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M


You're driving me crazy with that!

Y-UH1-R D-R-AY1 V-IH0-NG M-IY1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T


Okay, I'll stop.


Don't stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!

D-AA1-N-T-S T-AA1 P-M-UW1-V DH-AH0 B-OW1-L F-ER1 DH-ER0 AH0 W-EY1 R-AA1-S K-UH1 D-M-EY1-K DH-AE1-T SH-AA1-T


Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-K B-AH1 T-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-Y-UW1 S-AH1 K-AE1 T-AH0 M-AE1-N-Z G-EY1-M N-AW1


You wanna play?


Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 P-L-EY1 IH0-NG G-EY1-M Z-R-AA1 S-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-OW1-M S-UW1-N


And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.

AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 R-AY1-T F-AY1-V HH-OW1-L P-EY1 JH-AH0 Z-IH1 F-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-IH1-K T-UW1 HH-IH1-Z-S K-EH1 JH-UH0-L


Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.

W-EH1-L S-OW1 P-L-EY1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T TH-ER1 D-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-R-AY1 T-AH0-N T-IH1-L HH-IY1 G-EH1-T-S HH-OW1-M


All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-AH1 T-AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 W-IY1 K-R-AE1-NG K-IH1 T-AH1 P-AH0 N-AA1-CH


I'm intrigued.


All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1 L-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-IH1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AY1 T-ER0 F-L-UW1 AH0-D


Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1-T B-IY1 K-EH1-R F-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AW1 ER0 S-IH0 K-Y-UH1 R-AH0 T-IY0 D-AH0 P-AA1 Z-IH0-T B-AE1-K


Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 S-EH1-D G-UH2-D B-AY1 T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 IH0-N V-EH1-N T-AH0-D HH-AE1 M-ER0 D-AA1-R-T-S


Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0 N-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-IH1-CH P-AA1-R T-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-AO1 L-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T-S P-AE1 K-AH0-L


Uh yeah, right here.


Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends?  Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch?

HH-EY1 R-AE1-CH HH-AW1 W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-OW2 K-EY1 HH-AW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K S-AH1-M T-IY1 K-IY1 D-EH1-TH P-AH1-N-CH


What's that?


Weeeell, it's rum, and-


I'm sure they'll be here soon.

IH1-M SH-UH1-R TH-EY1-L B-IY1 HH-IY1-R S-UW1-N


Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.

Y-AE1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 DH-EY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-M-IH1-S DH-IH1-S


Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.

R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-Y-UH1 R-OW1 N-L-IY0 AE1 T-N-AY1-N S-EH1-N T-AH0 M-IY2 T-ER0 Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AE1-T Z-IH1 R-OW0-S T-EY1 SH-AH0-N


All right, ten centimeters, here we go.

AO1-L R-AY1-T T-EH1-N S-EH1-N T-AH0 M-IY2 T-ER0-Z HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1


All right, honey, time to start pushing.

AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-AH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M T-UW1-S T-AA1-R-T P-UH1 SH-IH0-NG


I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1-L DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 T-UW1 W-EY1-T F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M


Here we go. Mona umm, I think it's time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.

HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 M-OW1 N-AH0 AH1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S T-AY1 M-W-IY1 UW0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0 B-UW1 T-AH0 B-AH0 T-W-EH1-R TH-IH1-NG Z-AA1 R-W-IH1 DH-AH1-S


Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.

Y-AE1 IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S T-AH0-D DH-AE1-T


Aw, we-we are so… So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, y'know hanging out with you.

AO1 W-IY1 UW0 AA1-R S-OW1 S-OW1 AH1 M-W-EH1 L-IY1 W-IY0 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-IY1 L-AH1 V-AH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


And I mean-I'm having a lot of fun.

AH0-N D-AY1 M-IY1 N-AH0-M HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V F-AH1-N


Okay.


I mean, there's no point in spending time with someone if-if it's just fun.

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 P-OY1-N T-IH0-N-S P-EH1-N D-IH0-NG T-AY1 M-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-IH1 F-IH0 D-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T F-AH1-N


It's gotta be, it's gotta be going somewhere right?

IH1-T-S G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IY1 IH1-T-S G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R R-AY1-T


So where-where is it going?

S-OW1 W-EH1 R-W-EH2 R-IH1 Z-IH1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG


Ah!


That's-that's the real question.

TH-AE1-T-S T-AE2-T-S DH-AH0 R-IY1-L K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N


And-and the answer is…is it's going somewhere…fun.

AE1-N D-AE2-N-D DH-AH0 AE1-N S-ER0 AY1 S-AH0 S-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG S-AH1 M-W-ER2 F-IY0 AH0-N


Now I-I know what you're thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y'know, but you're-you're not getting any younger.

N-AW1 IY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-W-AA1-Z F-AY1-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-EH1 N-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AH1 T-Y-AW0 R-EY1 Y-ER0 N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 Y-AH1-NG G-ER0


I'm sorry, so umm, so where are we?

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 S-OW1 AH1-M S-OW1 W-EH1 R-AA1 R-W-IY1


Y'know what?


I am going to take you out to dinner tonight.

AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1 K-Y-UW1 AW1-T T-UW1 D-IH1 N-ER0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers .

AY1 F-AW1-N-D DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1-S DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K-S DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AH0-S T-M-AA2 Z-ER0 EY1 L-AH0-S T-IH1-K S-AH0-N-D JH-AH0 L-EH1 P-IY0 N-OW0 P-AA1 P-ER0-Z


No?


They taste so good.


Drum roll.


Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-EH1-L P-AE1 M-AY1 AH0 M-AA1-R K-AO1 R-AH0 JH-AA1-N


Nah, you're not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.

N-AA1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T T-AO1 L-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 M-AA1-R-K B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 M-AY1 T-M-EY1 K-AH0 G-UH1-D B-AA1-R N-IY0


All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-AE1 M-AY1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-OW2 K-EY1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AE1-T TH-R-IY1 TH-ER1 D-IY0 AY1 AE1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AO1-R-T HH-AW2-S


You're actually going through with this?

Y-UH1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S


Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life.

HH-EY1 L-UH1-K DH-IH1 S-N-EY1-M HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG M-IY1 B-AE1 K-M-AY1 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 L-AY1-F


Okay, it's probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o'clock tomorrow, I'm either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-AY1 K-IH1-D-Z P-IH1-K T-AA1-N M-IY1 IH0-N-S K-UW1 L-AH0-N D-W-AY1 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 W-EH1 L-W-IH1 DH-W-IH1 M-AH0-N S-OW1 AE1 Z-AH1-V F-AO1 R-AH0 K-L-AA1-K T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AY1 AE1 M-IY1 DH-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-AA1-R-K JH-AA1-N S-AH0 N-AO1-R JH-AA1-N M-AA1-R-K S-AH0-N


You got problems because of you!

Y-UW1 G-AA1-T P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Not your name!


All right, this has got to stop!

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z G-AA1-T T-UW1-S T-AA1-P


Chandler is a great name!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-N-EY1-M


In fact—yes,  I'm, I'm sorry.

IH0-N F-AE1-K T-IY0 Z-IH1 M-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I'm-I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna name the baby Chandler.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-M-IY1 T-UW1 N-EY1-M DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 B-AH1 T-EH1 S-OW1 IH1 M-IH0 M-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 N-EY1-M DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!

D-AE1 M-AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0 K-AE1-Z HH-EH1-L


It was.


Look, I just saw my best friends brains smeared across the canvas, that's not gonna be me, not me.

L-UH1 K-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-AO1 M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z B-R-EY1-N-Z S-M-IH1-R D-AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 K-AE1-N V-AH0-S TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-IY1 N-AA1 T-M-IY1


Wow! That was good. That was... Tweezers?

W-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z G-UH1-D DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z T-W-IY1 Z-ER0-Z


No.


Whoa. That was really good.

W-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D


Thanks, any suggestions?

TH-AE1-NG-K S-EH1 N-IY0 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


You-you…you had sex with Ursula?!

Y-UW2 Y-OW1 Y-UW2 HH-AE1-D S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-ER1 S-AH0 L-AH0


You didn't notice she was wearing different clothes?!

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 T-AH0-S SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T K-L-OW1-DH-Z


Well I was just so excited to see you.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1


Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Y'know what? This is too weird.

OW1 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 AH1 G-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 W-IH1-R-D


No-no it's not!


It's-it's like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was you—Yeah it is too weird.

IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 ER1 S-AH0 L-AH0 W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-L-AH1-V T-UW1 HH-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 TH-AO1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-Y-Y-UW1 IY0 IH1 T-IH1-Z T-UW1 W-IH1-R-D


So I guess this is it.


Yeah.  Maybe it's for the best. You smell just like her.

Y-AE1 M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-T-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-Y-UW1 S-M-EH1-L JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K HH-ER0


Yeah, so do you.


Hey!


Hi.


So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?

S-OW1 D-IH1-D SH-AA1 P-IH0-NG M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-EH1 N-IY0 B-EH1 T-ER0 AH0 B-AW1 T-R-AA1-S


Manhattan does not have enough stores.

M-AE0-N HH-AE1 T-AH0-N D-AH1 Z-N-AA1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0 N-AH1-F-S T-AO1-R-Z


Well,


Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.

Y-AE1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG M-IY1 S-AH1-M F-OW1 T-OW2 Z-AH1 V-R-AA1-S


Um-hmm.


And a small piece of chocolate.

AH0-N D-AH0 S-M-AO1-L P-IY1 S-AH1-V CH-AO1 K-L-AH0-T


Okay.


Okay, we have to talk. I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship

OW2 K-EY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1 V-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.

R-AY1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-UW1-N


Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.

OW1 T-UW1 S-UW1-N T-UW1 SH-M-OW1-N F-EY1 S-IH1-T HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 AE1-M N-AA1 T-L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 DH-IH1-S T-AY1-M


I hear ya.  But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!

AY1 HH-IY1 R-Y-AA1 B-AH1 T-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 M-AY1 K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0 IH1-Z T-R-AE0-N-S F-ER1 IH0-NG M-IY1 OW1 V-ER0 S-IY1-Z


Oh no! Where to?  Too Paris?

OW1 N-OW1 W-EH1-R T-UW1 T-UW1 P-EH1 R-IH0-S


No! No! Not, Paris.


Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona?

T-UW1 L-AH1-N D-AH0-N N-AA1 N-OW0 R-OW1-M V-IY0 EH1 N-AH0 UW1 HH-OW2 B-AA2-R S-IH0 L-OW1 N-AH0


Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  Yemen. That's right, yes, I'm being transferred to Yemen!

OW2 K-EY1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P T-AO1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-Y-EH1 M-AH0-N TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-Y-EH1 S-IH1-M B-IY1 IH0-NG T-R-AE0-N-S F-ER1-D T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0-N


When?


Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.

AH1 G-W-EH1 L-AY1 W-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-OW1 K-AH1 P-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 W-AH1-N S-AH1-V CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1 NG-AH0-N T-IH1-L DH-AE1 T-M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T K-AH1-M-Z


But I do know that it's some time tomorrow.

B-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T-S S-AH1-M T-AY1-M T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Ooh, this is it!  Oh, that's him! That's him!

UW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1 T-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S HH-IH1-M TH-AE1-T-S HH-IH1-M


Great! Go get him.


Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.

W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-AO1-R M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 IH0-N F-ER1-S-T


He's not really my type.

HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-AY1 T-AY1-P


No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what's he like. People tell doctors everything.

N-OW1 N-AA1 T-Y-UW1 D-R-AY1-V D-R-EY1 K-R-IH0 M-AO1 R-EY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AE1-S-K HH-IH1-M K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-AH0-N-D S-IY1 W-AH0-T-S HH-IY1 L-AY1-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-EH1-L D-AA1-K T-ER0 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.

B-AH1 T-L-EY1 T-L-IY0 AO1-L DH-AH0 G-AY1 Z-AY1 M-IY1-T S-IY1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1 S-AE1-T F-ER1-S-T DH-EH1-N DH-EY1 T-ER1 N-AW1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-AH0-S-T JH-ER1-K-S


You do attract some stinkers.

Y-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 T-R-AE1-K-T S-AH1-M-S T-IH1-NG K-ER0-Z


Chandler.


Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a

M-IH1 S-IH0-Z T-EH1 D-L-AH0 K-Y-UH1-R L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-L-AH1 V-L-IY0 T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N D-M-EY1 AY1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AH0


Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.

Y-EH1 S-W-EH1-L M-IH1-S T-ER0 K-AA1-S T-IH0 L-IH0 K-W-AA1-N-T S-Y-UW1 T-UW1-S T-AA1-P B-AY1 HH-IH1 Z-AO1 F-AH0 S-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EY1


Oh, listen.


If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them.

IH1-F DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-OW1-Z P-R-AE1-NG K-M-EH1 M-OW0 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 D-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-EH1-M


Really.


Nothing at all.


Nothing.


Y'know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 M-UW1 V-IH0-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1 T-AH0 G-AH1-M B-AH0-L M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Of course! Joey wouldn't let you have one?

AH1-V K-AO1-R-S JH-OW1 IY0 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N


No. When it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.

N-OW1 W-EH1 N-IH1-T K-AH1-M-Z T-UW1 S-W-IY1-T-S HH-IY1-Z S-ER0 P-R-AY1 Z-IH0 NG-L-IY0-S T-R-IH1-K-T


Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you're moving out?

HH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-AW1 T-AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1 M-Y-UH1-R M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-AW1-T


No, no, I keep trying, y'know?

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 K-IY1-P T-R-AY1 IH0 NG-IH1 K-N-OW0


I can get out, "Joey, I have too…" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, "…go to the bathroom."

AY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AW1-T JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 L-UW1 Z-M-AY1 N-ER1 V-AH0-N D-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-IH1 N-IH0 SH-W-IH1-DH G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M


He may think I'm sick.


Y'know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with!

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L B-AH1 T-AY1 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 W-IH1-DH


Y'know, the next time we see them we're just gonna tell them.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-W-IY1 S-IY1 DH-EH1 M-W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1-L DH-EH1-M


That's it.


Oh, so that's this is gonna work now? You're just gonna order me around all the time?

OW1 S-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 W-ER1 K-N-AW1 Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 AO1-R D-ER0 M-IY1 ER0 AW1-N D-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Pretty much.


All right.


Hey Monica!


Hi!


Hey man, you feeling any better?

HH-EY1 M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 B-EH1 T-ER0


Joey, we have something to tell you.

JH-OW1 IY0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1


Oh my God! You're pregnant!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UH1-R P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T


Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas.

Y-AE1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-N V-EY1 G-AH0 S-Y-UH1 R-OW1 N-L-IY0 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-N V-EY1 G-AH0-S


What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere.

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-N V-EY1 G-AH0 S-Y-UH1-R M-EH1 R-IY0 D-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-EH2-R


Really?!


Yeah!


Oh my God!—Eh! Well


You see that guy? He's in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he's going straight to the porn.

Y-UW1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T G-AY1 HH-IY1 Z-IH0-N K-L-AE1 S-IH0-K S-N-AW1 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 AE1-Z S-UW1 N-AE1 Z-W-IY1 L-IY1-V HH-IY1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG-S T-R-EY1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-AO1-R-N


He's gonna go up to the counter with

HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AH1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AW1-N T-ER0 W-IH1-DH


Yeah.


I missed this.


Me too.


So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?

S-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 HH-AE1-M B-ER0 G-ER0 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-AO1 W-AO1


Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.

HH-EY1 IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG T-UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1 V-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG F-UH1-T B-AO2 L-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D HH-EH1-L-P


We will.


Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.

OW2 K-EY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1-T DH-AH0 M-AA1-R SH-M-EH2 L-OW0-N Z-IH0-N K-AH0-N S-EH1-N T-R-IH0-K S-ER1 K-AH0-L-Z


No Mon,


Every year.


Hey! Ross!


Die Hard


Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?

Y-EH1-P HH-EY1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 W-IY1 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AH0 D-AH1 B-AH0-L F-IY1 CH-ER0


What'd you rent?


Die Hard 2


Joey, this is


Oh, well we watch it a second time and its

OW1 W-EH1 L-W-IY1 W-AA1 CH-IH1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S


Joey, we


And?


And it'll be cool to see it again! Yeah!

AH0-N D-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 K-UW1-L T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1 N-Y-AE1


Dude, you didn't say


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Y-AE1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH1 G-AA1-T P-L-AE1-N-Z


Well, John McClane had plans!

W-EH1-L JH-AA1-N M-AH0 K-L-EY1-N HH-AE1-D P-L-AE1-N-Z


No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

N-OW1 S-IY1 DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R B-IH0 F-AO1-R JH-OW1 IY0 G-EH1-T S-AO1 L-W-ER1-K T-AH1 P-AH0-N-D-S T-AA1-R-T-S K-AO1 L-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 B-IH1-CH


What are you talking about? Bitch.

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T B-IH1-CH


I know you botched that operation on purpose.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 B-AA1-CH-T DH-AE1 T-AA2 P-ER0 EY1 SH-AH0 N-AA1-N P-ER1 P-AH0-S


I can't prove    it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for murder.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T P-R-UW1 V-IH1 T-Y-EH1-T B-AH1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1-L B-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 JH-EY1-L F-AO1-R M-ER1 D-ER0


I don't care if you    are my brother.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-IH1 F-Y-UW1 AA1-R M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium    in the Devonian era was top notch!

G-UH1-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D HH-EY1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-AO1-R P-EY1 P-ER0 AA1-N P-AH1-NG-K CH-UW0 EY2 T-IH0 D-IY2 K-W-AH0 L-IH1 B-R-IY0 AH0 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 D-IH0 V-OW1 N-IY0 AH0 N-EH1 R-AH0 W-AA1-Z T-AA1 P-N-AA1-CH


Stop going through my stuff !

S-T-AA1-P G-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 M-AY1-S T-AH1-F


Hey!


I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna    do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1-V CH-EY1-N-JH D-M-AY1 M-AY1-N D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1-S JH-OW1 IY0


Please, what about you and Chandler?

P-L-IY1 Z-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


That's different! I was drunk and stupid!

TH-AE1-T-S D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-AY1 W-AA1-Z D-R-AH1-NG K-AH0-N-D-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


Well hello !


What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from?    Why don't you just kiss one of them?

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-OW1-N N-AH1-M B-ER0-Z F-R-AH1 M-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1-M


I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!

AY1 K-UH1 D-AY1 K-UH1-D B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-IH1-S JH-OW1 IY0


Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 B-IH1 G-M-IH0-S T-EY1-K B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0-N


I'm gonna do it.


And I can't stop you.


No.


Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?

HH-EY1 R-AE1-CH HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 S-IY1-N CH-AA1-R L-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2-R


I'm smarter than


Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.

OW1 HH-EY1 G-AH1-N TH-ER0 CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 K-R-AE1-K S-M-IY1 AH1-P


Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, 'cause I'm heading up there.

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG-K K-AA1 Z-IH1-M HH-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH1-P DH-EH1-R


Uh, yeah, I'll take a coffee. Thanks, man.

AH1 Y-AE1 IH1-L T-EY1 K-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 TH-AE1-NG-K S-M-AE1-N


Sure.  Coffee? 'Cause I'm going up there.

SH-UH1-R K-AA1 F-IY0 K-AA1 Z-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1-P DH-EH1-R


No, thank you.


You guys need anything, 'cause I'm heading up there.

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-N-IY1 D-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG K-AA1 Z-IH1-M HH-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH1-P DH-EH1-R


I'd love an ice water.


You got it.


Joey, what are you doing?

JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Just being friendly.

JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 IH0-NG F-R-EH1-N D-L-IY0


Joey, honey, I don't think you're supposed to go back there.

JH-OW1 IY0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1-K DH-EH1-R


Nah, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

N-AA1 IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 R-AY1-T G-AH1-N TH-ER0


Don't wink at me. And put on your apron.

D-AA1-N T-W-IH1-NG K-AE1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-EY1 P-R-AH0-N


Okay, but I don't see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 Y-UW1 AE1-S K-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 DH-ER0 P-EY1 IH0-NG K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0-Z T-UW1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-EY1 P-R-AH0-N-Z


Joey, do you work here?


No.


Hey, waiter.


Yeah?


Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum.

HH-AY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-EH1-L D-IY0 F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 M-AO1-R G-AH0-N CH-EY1 S-M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M


I'm calling for Monica Geller.

IH1-M K-AO1 L-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0


I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-EH1-T HH-ER0 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 K-AE2-N S-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1-F SH-EH1-S-S T-IH1 L-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AE1 T-AW1 ER0 F-AH0 S-IH1 L-IH0 T-IY0 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 V-EY1 L-AH0 B-AH0-L


This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!  Yes, the groom—No! Not the groom!!

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1 NG-Y-EH1-S DH-AH0 G-R-UW1-M N-OW0 N-AA1-T DH-AH0 G-R-UW1-M


Thank you.


I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 W-ER1-S T-N-AY1 T-EH1 V-ER0


Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler.  I am

IH1 K-N-OW0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 M-AY1 N-ER0 S-EH1-T B-AE2 K-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2 P-W-IH1-DH CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-IH1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 AE1-M


This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S S-AH1 CH-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AA1-R G-Y-AH0 M-AH0-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 R-IH1 CH-ER0 D-AH0 G-EH1-N


So go fix it!


Go find Chandler!


He's probably up in your room!

HH-IY1-Z P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 AH1 P-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-UW1-M


Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.

T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 L-AH1-V HH-IH1-M


Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Sure!   Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!

SH-UH1 R-Y-AE1 L-AA1-S V-EY1 G-AH0 S-N-AH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1-N


Anybody lose this?