Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-OW1 P-IH0 NG-AE1-F T-ER0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Ross, get over it! It's not like she hates you.

R-AA1-S G-EH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 IH1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1-K SH-IY1 HH-EY1-T S-Y-UW1


Yeah but


Ross, she's not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.

R-AA1-S SH-EH1 S-N-AA1 T-W-IH1-R-D SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T-S HH-ER0-S T-AH1-F T-UW1 B-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH0 K-AY1-N-D


Huh. Y'know what's not one of a kind? A twin!

HH-AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH0-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH0 T-W-IH1-N


Ooh, Phoebe's here! Okay, let's turn out all the lights and we'll just watch the movie!

UW1 F-IY1 B-IY0-Z HH-IY1 R-OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S T-ER1 N-AW1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 L-AY1-T S-AH0-N D-W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-CH DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets!

OW2 K-EY1 HH-Y-UW1 HH-UW0 K-UW1-L SH-IY1-T-S


Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?

OW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-IH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 N-OW1 W-EH1 R-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T


Sure!


He got it a flea market!

HH-IY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AH0 F-L-IY1 M-AA1-R K-AH0-T


You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.

Y-UW1 B-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R SH-IY1-T S-AE1 T-AH0 F-L-IY1 M-AA1-R K-AH0 T-R-AA1-S K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-UW1 S-AH0-N DH-AH0 P-ER1-S-S T-R-IH1-NG Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


And Joey?


How do you think she's doing?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1-S D-UW1 IH0-NG


Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?

AE1 M-AY1 DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T SH-EH1-S HH-AA1 T-R-AA1-S


Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ....

EH1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 M-IY1 N-AH0 SH-EH1 S-N-AA1 T-AH2 N-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-IH0-V B-AH1-T HH-AA1 T-AY1


Thank you!


Now that Rachel's gone?


So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.

S-OW1 HH-AA1 T-AY1 K-R-AY1 D-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


Oh, god help us.


What?


Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!

AH1 G-L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1 Z-L-EY1 IH0-NG K-IH1 CH-AH0-N T-AY1 L-Y-UW1


Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.

Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH1 M-AE1-S K-IH0 NG-AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-IH1 F-AY1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R HH-ER0 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 M-EY1 B-IY0 AE1-N JH-AH0 L-AH0 W-IH1-L K-AH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 M-IY1


I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 M-EY1 D-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 JH-M-IH0-S T-EY1 K-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z


So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

S-OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-W-AA1-Z F-AH1-N HH-AH1 M-IY1 HH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AA1 N-Y-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 DH-EH1-R


Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1-M D-EY2 W-IY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-W-IH1-DH T-UW1 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M-Z


Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.

L-UH1-K K-AE1 R-AH0 L-AH1 M-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-EY1 B-IY0 AH1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-AE1-N-S P-AY1-S TH-IH1-NG Z-AH1 P-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


What do you mean?


Carol our sex life is—it's just not working

K-AE1 R-AH0 L-AW1 ER0 S-EH1-K S-L-AY1 F-IH1 Z-AH0-T-S JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1 T-W-ER1 K-IH0-NG


Hey there little fella!

HH-EY1 DH-EH1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L F-EH1 L-AH0


Hey, uh-hey, why don't we get some shoes on ya, huh?

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-IY0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-UW1 Z-AA1 N-Y-AA1 HH-AH1


Hey, why don't you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room!

HH-EY1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 SH-OW1 D-AE1-D HH-AW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R SH-UW1 Z-AA1 N-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-UW1-M


Yay!


Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don't know, we could try some-some new things.

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AW1 ER0 S-EH1-K S-L-AY1 F-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-IY1 K-UH1-D T-R-AY1 S-AH1-M S-AH0-M N-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-Z


For fun?


Like what?


Well I don't know umm,  what if we were too tie each other up?

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AH1 M-W-AH1 T-IH1 F-W-IY1 W-ER0 T-UW1 T-AY1 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AH1-P


Umm, some people eat stuff off one another.

AH1-M S-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IY1-T-S T-AH1 F-AO1 F-W-AH1 N-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0


Nah!


Umm, y'know we-we could try dirty talk?

AH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 UW0 K-UH1-D T-R-AY1 D-ER1 T-IY0 T-AO1-K


Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.

AH1 M-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 TH-R-IY1 S-AH0-M


I love that idea!


So who's idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?

S-OW1 HH-UW1 Z-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AA1 Z-IH1-T T-UW1 P-UH1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 D-AY1 N-ER0 AA1-N-S K-EY1-T-S


Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.

OW1 S-AH1 M-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0 P-UH1 T-AH0 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0-N B-AA1-K-S


Oh my God, they took my idea!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-EY1 T-UH1 K-M-AY1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0


That was you?!


Yeah! Okay, here you go.


Rachel, I made you a cocoa.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 M-EY1 D-Y-UW1 AH0 K-OW1 K-OW0


Oh my God, are you guys okay?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-OW2 K-EY1


Are you all right?


Oh my.


Sit!


Hi.


Oh my gosh, Joshua!


All those things I said about not being ready

AO1-L DH-OW1-Z TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1 S-EH1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-N-AA1-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-R-EH1 D-IY0


No, they're-they're all true.


Oh.


But


Oh! Oh, I love that but.


You wanna go inside and have some coffee?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 IH0-N S-AY1 D-AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M K-AA1 F-IY0


Yeah.


Okay.  Every time.


What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!

W-AH1-T F-IY1 B-IY0 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 W-IH1-P DH-AH0 P-AH0 T-EY1 T-OW0 Z-R-AA1 S-N-IY1-D Z-L-AH1-M-P-S


Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 TH-AO1 T-W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V DH-EH1 M-W-IH1-P T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AE1-D S-AH1-M P-IY1 Z-AH0-N D-AH1 N-Y-AH0-N-Z


Why would we do that?


Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.

OW1 K-EY1 TH-R-IY1 K-AY1-N-D Z-AH1-V P-AH0 T-EY1 T-OW0-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P


Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything.  Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!

OW1 K-EY1 G-UH2-D B-AY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0


The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.

DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG HH-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AH1-N D-ER0 D-AO2-G HH-AE1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AH0 W-EY1


The balloon?


No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached

N-OW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L K-AA0-R T-UW1-N K-EH1 R-IH0-K T-ER0 AH1-V K-AO1-R-S DH-AH0 B-AH0 L-UW1 N-IH1-T S-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 N-UW1 Z-R-AY1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R HH-IY1 R-IY1-CH-T


I can't, I gotta go.


Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AE1 N-EY1 T-IY0 F-UW1 T-IH0-N F-L-EY1 T-AH0 B-AH0-L D-AO1 G-L-EH1 T-L-UW1 S-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 HH-AW1 AO1 F-AH0-N D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Almost never.


Got the keys?


Ok.


What d'you think?


Lot of things.


Which one do you think she is?

W-IH1 CH-W-AH1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 IH1-Z


May I help you?


Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.

OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K S-W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T HH-IY1-R T-UW1 AH0-B Z-ER1-V


You don't observe a dance class. You

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-AH0-B Z-ER1 V-AH0 D-AE1-N-S K-L-AE1 S-Y-UW1


What does she mean?


I think she means  'You


Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?

OW2 K-EY1 D-IH0 S-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K K-UH1-D B-IY1 M-IY1


People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!

P-IY1 P-AH0-L L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M DH-EH1 R-W-ER0 S-AH1 M-EH1-M-P T-IY0 Y-AA1 G-ER0-T K-AH0-N T-EY1 N-ER0 Z-L-AY1 IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 K-L-AE1 S-L-EH1-T S-N-AA1-T HH-AE1-V DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-AH0 G-EH1-N


She could be you.


Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight...

L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D F-AY1-V S-IH1-K S-AH0 F-AY1-V S-IH1-K-S S-EH1 V-AH0 N-EY1-T


Okay, I'm not getting this!

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S


I'm totally getting it!

IH1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH1-T


Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-Y-UW1 AA1-R JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-L-IY0 AH0-N K-OW0 AO1-R D-AH0 N-EY0 T-IH0-D


What? You just click when they click.

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-L-IH1 K-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 K-L-IH1-K


Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.

AO2-L R-AY1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L N-AW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N G-R-AE1 B-AH0 P-AA1-R T-N-ER0


Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.

OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-M-AY1 D-EH1 D-M-AH1 DH-ER0 S-EH1 Z-Y-UW1 AA1 R-IH1 T-IH1 M-W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Great. It's gym class all over again.

G-R-EY1 T-IH1-T-S JH-IH1-M K-L-AE1 S-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.

IH1-M N-AA1-T K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 R-AY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-N-EH1 V-ER0 L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Nooo, it wasn't.


Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...

UW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T-S S-OW1 N-AY1-S HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1-R


Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.

OW1 EY1-N-T DH-IH1 S-N-AY1 S-IH1-T-S S-OW1 K-W-AY1 AH0 T-AY1 K-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 HH-IY1 R-AO1-L D-EY1


I know


Open your drapes! Open your drapes!

OW1 P-AH0 N-Y-AO1-R D-R-EY1-P S-OW1 P-AH0 N-Y-AO1-R D-R-EY1-P-S


I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!

IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1 D-W-IY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 JH-OY1 N-IH0 NG-R-UW1-M-Z


The sun is out!


Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.

OW1 K-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-Y-UW1 G-OW1 D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-UW1 L-AH0-N D-R-IH0 Z-ER1-V DH-AH0 CH-EH1-R Z-AH0-N D-IH1-L G-EH1-T DH-AH0 M-AE1 G-AH0 Z-IY2-N Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-OW1 SH-AH0-N


Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.

L-EY1 D-IY0 Z-R-AA1-S-S P-IY1 CH-IH1 Z-IH0-N F-AO1-R T-IY0 F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Walls are pretty thin, guys!

W-AO1-L Z-AA1-R P-R-IH1 T-IY0 TH-IH1-N G-AY1-Z


Hi uh, I'm Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I'd like to donate some fluids.

HH-AY1 AH1 IH1-M JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-W-IH1 DH-AO1-L D-UW1 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K T-IH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 D-OW1 N-EY2-T S-AH1-M F-L-UW1 AH0-D-Z


We're actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so we're not looking for applicants right now.

W-ER0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1 V-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 R-IY0 S-ER1-CH S-AY1 K-AH0-L-Z S-OW1 W-ER0 N-AA1 T-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AE1 P-L-IH0 K-AH0-N-T S-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Oh that's too bad. I've kinda been saving up.  Uh, are you sure there's no studies I can participate in?

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S T-UW1 B-AE1 D-AY1-V K-IH1-N D-AH0 B-IH1-N S-EY1 V-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AH1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-R DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1-S T-AH1 D-IY0 Z-AY1 K-AE1-N P-AA0-R T-IH1 S-AH0 P-EY2 T-IH0-N


Well, here's a schedule of what's coming up.

W-EH1-L HH-IH1-R Z-AH0-S K-EH1 JH-UH0 L-AH1 V-W-AH0-T-S K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P


Thanks.  Well but this one starts now.

TH-AE1-NG-K S-W-EH1-L B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N-S T-AA1-R-T S-N-AW1


Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. It's a twins study.

OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 N-IH1 Z-AH0 V-EY1 L-AH0 B-AH0-L N-AW1 B-AH1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 AY0 D-EH1-N T-IH0 K-AH0-L T-W-IH1-N Z-AA1 R-EH1 L-AH0 JH-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH1-T S-AH0 T-W-IH1-N-Z-S T-AH1 D-IY0


But it's $2,000.

B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S T-UW1 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Sorry.


Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.

W-EH1-L HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N T-EH1-S T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 IH0 F-EH1-K-T S-AH1-V JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 AA1 N-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-IH0 V-N-ER1 S-R-IH0 S-EH1-P SH-AH0 N-IH0-S-T-S


We already got the results back on that on, and they're not good.

W-IY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 R-IH0 Z-AH1-L-T-S B-AE1 K-AA1-N DH-AE1 T-AA1 N-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T G-UH1-D


Hey! How's it goin'?


Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.

W-EH1-L N-AA1 T-M-AH1-CH HH-AE1-Z CH-EY1-N-JH D-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Yes it has! I made cookies!

Y-EH1 S-IH1-T HH-AE1 Z-AY1 M-EY1-D K-UH1 K-IY0-Z


Oh that's all right. I'm still full from your homemade potato chips.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M-S T-IH1-L F-UH1-L F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R HH-OW1-M M-EY1-D P-AH0 T-EY1 T-OW2 CH-IH1-P-S


But you should eat them now because they're hot from the oven.

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-IY1-T DH-EH1-M N-AW1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z TH-EH1-R HH-AA1-T F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 AH1 V-AH0-N


Okay.


Oh-ho! But not in here! Can't eat 'em in bed, remember? No crumbies!

OW1 HH-OW0 B-AH1 T-N-AA1 T-IH0-N HH-IY1-R K-AE1-N T-IY1 T-EH1 M-IH0-N B-EH1 D-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 N-OW1 K-R-AH1-M B-IY0-Z


Okay, I'll be out in a second.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L B-IY1 AW1 T-IH0 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Okay!


What are you doing?


That doesn't lock does it?

DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-AA1-K D-AH1 Z-IH1-T


You know, it still smells like monkey in there.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S T-IH1-L S-M-EH1-L Z-L-AY1 K-M-AH1-NG K-IY0 IH0-N DH-EH1-R


That saves us a conversation.

DH-AE1-T S-EY1-V Z-AH1 S-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially wiped.

W-EH1-L L-IH1 S-AH0-N DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N G-R-EY1-T B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AH0 F-IH1 SH-AH0 L-IY0 W-AY1-P-T


Me too, we should get goin'.

M-IY1 T-UW1 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T G-OY1-N


No.


Okay, here comes another camera.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1-R K-AH1-M Z-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0


Right. No biggie. Stay loose.

R-AY1 T-N-OW1 B-IH1 G-IY0-S T-EY1 L-UW1-S


Why do they keep doing that?

W-AY1 D-UW1 DH-EY1 K-IY1-P D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms.

IH1 F-W-IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AA1-N K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH1 P-AA1 N-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z P-L-AE1-T F-AO2-R-M-Z


They've been taping those people up there all day.

DH-EY1-V B-IH1-N T-EY1 P-IH0-NG DH-OW1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH1-P DH-EH1 R-AO1-L D-EY1


Right.


Hey, what'd you guys do to get up on there?

HH-EY1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH1 P-AA1-N DH-EH1-R


Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 L-ER1 N-IH0-D HH-AW1 T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 F-ER0 G-EH1-T HH-AW1 T-UW1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-AH1-N D-ER0 P-AE2-N-T-S


Yeah!


Hey! You're a good dancer!

HH-EY1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 G-UH1-D D-AE1-N S-ER0


Yeah, well you'd be better if you just loosened your hips a little.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-AH1-D B-IY1 B-EH1 T-ER0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-UW1 S-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R HH-IH1-P S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


What do you mean?


Like this.


That's it, feel the rhythm. That's better.

TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T F-IY1-L DH-AH0 R-IH1 DH-AH0-M TH-AE1-T-S B-EH1 T-ER0


Uh-huh.


Okay, you're dancing with that girl over there.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UH1-R D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


No-no-no-no-no we came together!

N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW0 D-OW1 N-IY0 AH0 W-IY1 K-EY1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


I don't see it.  You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 IH1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 T-AO1-L G-AY1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R T-AO1-L G-AY1 R-EY1 Z-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D


No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.

N-AA1 N-OW0 HH-EY1 B-AH1 D-IY0 P-L-IY1 Z-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 D-AE1-N S-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 SH-AA1-T


Really, y'think so? I don't..

R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-IH1 TH-IH0-NG-K S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


Why aren't you home yet?!

W-AY1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 HH-OW1 M-Y-EH1-T


Is someone there?


Oh yes, it's me! Sorry!


What are you doing here?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Uh, I'm just, I'm just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?

AH1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-W-IH1-N D-OW0 EY1 T-AH0-T DH-AH0 V-Y-UW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG


We got some


Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.

OW1 HH-IY1 B-R-AO1-T HH-ER0 B-AE1-K T-UW1 HH-IH1 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Who?  Is that your sister?

HH-UW1 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0


Ugh, she


God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!

G-AA1 D-R-AA1 S-IH1 Z-AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 HH-AW1 W-IH1-R D-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T


Oh my God, look-look he's taking off her clothes!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-L-UH1 K-L-UH2-K HH-IY1-Z T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AO1-F HH-ER0 K-L-OW1-DH-Z


Oh, this is just terrible.

OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L


Ross! Wait!


Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about

IH0 L-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-TH TH-AE1-NG-K G-AA1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


You suck!!


What?!


Okay, break-up's still on!

OW2 K-EY1 B-R-EY1 K-AH0-P-S-S T-IH1 L-AA1-N


Hey.


Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.

L-UH1 K-AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-EY1-M B-AY1 T-UW1 HH-IH1 T-M-IY1 AY1 D-IH0 Z-ER1 V-IH1-T


No, I don't want to hit you.

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-IH1 T-Y-UW1


Oh what then? Kick me?


No.


My son? Pretty serious.  Oh hey Katie!  What uh, what are you doing here?

M-AY1 S-AH1-N P-R-IH1 T-IY0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-OW1 HH-EY1 K-EY1 T-IY0 W-AH1 T-AH1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this.

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 D-IH0 L-IH1 V-ER0 IY0 W-EH1-N T-AW1-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z-D DH-EY1 F-ER0 G-AA1-T DH-IH1-S


Ah, must've been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.

AA1 M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 B-IH1-N F-EH1-R L-IY0 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0-S S-IH1-N S-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-L-EH1-F T-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R-S T-AO1-R


Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my job description.

L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 B-IY1 AA1 N-AH0-S-T HH-OW1-M D-IH0 L-IH1 V-ER0 IY0 Z-AA1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-M-AY1 JH-AA1-B D-IH0-S K-R-IH1-P SH-AH0-N


Oh.


Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I'm just gonna put this  back in my pocket, pretend

OW1 W-AW1 AH1 Y-AE1 DH-AE1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z G-R-EY1 T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1-T DH-IH1-S B-AE1 K-IH0-N M-AY1 P-AA1 K-AH0-T P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N-D


Sure!


Horny bitch.  No! You're a horny bitch! Noooo! You're the horny bitch! No! You're a horny bitch!

HH-AO1-R N-IY0 B-IH1 CH-N-OW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 HH-AO1-R N-IY0 B-IH1 CH-N-UW1 OW0 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 HH-AO1-R N-IY0 B-IH1 CH-N-OW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 HH-AO1-R N-IY0 B-IH1-CH


Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T T-EY1-S T-IH0-N M-EH1-N


Well, like father, like son.

W-EH1-L L-AY1-K F-AA1 DH-ER0 L-AY1-K S-AH1-N


Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.

P-AE1 T-R-IH0 K-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-D S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1 M-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1-S K-UH1 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 T-ER1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Really?! I-I thought you weren't looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.

R-IH1 L-IY0 IY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 F-L-IH1-NG


Ummmmmmmm, no.


You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don't tell the guy that!

Y-UW1 T-OW1-L-D DH-IH1-S G-AY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 F-L-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L DH-AH0 G-AY1 DH-AE1-T


Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he's so gonna get the wrong idea.

OW1 B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-L-IH1 NG-AH0-N D-M-IY1 P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T D-EY1 T-OW2 HH-IY1-Z S-OW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 R-AO1 NG-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

AO2-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 IH1-M B-AE1 K-IH0-N HH-AY1-S K-UW1 L-IH1-M-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AE2 F-AH0 T-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 AH0-N D-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-AY1 AE1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D


Oh, yeah. Had that dream.


Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

DH-EH1 N-AY1 L-UH1-K D-AW1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 F-OW1-N DH-EH1-R


Instead of...?


That's right.


Never had that dream.


No.


All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0-N DH-AH0 F-OW1-N-S T-AA1-R-T-S T-UW1 R-IH1-NG


Honey! Dinner's ready!


What's my little chef got for me tonight?

W-AH0-T S-M-AY1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L SH-EH1-F G-AA1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Your favorite!


Ho-ho-ho,  fried stuff with cheese!

HH-OW1 HH-OW1 AH0 F-R-AY1-D-S T-AH1 F-W-IH1-DH CH-IY1-Z


Yep! And lot's of it!


Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here.  Okay.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S S-W-IY1-T HH-AA2-R-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L SH-UH1 G-ER0 HH-IY1 R-OW2 K-EY1


Okay, in we go.


Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!  How you doin'?

HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 D-OY1-N


Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate.

S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-EH1-N T-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH1-N D-ER0 D-AO2 G-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1-D T-UW1 IH0-N F-L-EY1-T


So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is.

S-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AH1-M HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K F-L-AA1 P-IH0-NG D-AW1-N B-R-AO1 D-W-EY2 R-AY1 T-AH0-N D-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG HH-AW1 IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?

AH1 M-AY1-V G-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH0-N M-AY1 AY1 AH1 JH-OW1 IY0 K-UH1 D-W-IY1 CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-AY1-T P-L-IY1-Z


Oh my god.


What?


Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 W-ER0 W-IY1 AE1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M T-EY1 B-AH0 L-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K K-AA1-K T-EY2-L Z-IH0 N-AE2 P-AH0 L-AE1 CH-IY0 AH0


Come on, they're close.


Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.

K-L-OW1-S SH-EH1-S G-AA1-T HH-ER0 T-AH1 NG-IH0-N HH-IH1 Z-IY1-R


Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.

OW1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L R-AE0-M B-AH1-NG-K SH-AH0 S-W-IH1 DH-R-AA1-S


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

JH-OW1 IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-IH1 K-IH1-T-S D-IH0-S G-AH1-S T-IH0 NG-IH1-T S-IH1-T S-N-AH0 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 T-R-UW1 IH1 Z-IH1-T


Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...

W-EH1-L HH-UW1-Z T-UW1 S-EY1 W-AH0-T-S T-R-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N


Oh my god, what were you thinking?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG


All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-IH1-M N-AA1-T P-R-AW1 D-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-OW1 K-EY1 W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 AE1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


Ow!


I'm outta here.


Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.

W-EY1 T-W-EY1 T-W-EY1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1 M-AY1 W-AA1-N-T HH-ER0 HH-IY1 L-AY1-K S-Y-UW1


Really?


Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.

Y-AE1 IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-IH1 F-W-IY1 P-UH1 T-AW1 ER0 HH-EH1-D-Z T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-AH1 S-W-IY1 K-AE1-N B-R-EY1-K DH-EH1 M-AH1-P


Hello! One marriage please!

HH-AH0 L-OW1 W-AH1-N M-EH1 R-IH0-JH P-L-IY1-Z


Yep, we wanna get married!

Y-EH1 P-W-IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


All right.


Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!

D-AH1-M D-AH1-M D-UW0 M-AH0-S D-AH1-M D-AH1-M D-AH1-M D-AH1-M D-UW0 M-AH0-S


What are you doing?


Oh, that's


No, only because that's the graduation song.

N-OW1 OW1 N-L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 G-R-AE2 JH-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N S-AO1-NG


Okay!  This is it!  We're gonna get married!

OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1 T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Are you sure you wanna do this?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!

W-EH1-L HH-AH0 L-OW1 M-IH1 S-IH0 Z-R-AA1-S


Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!

W-EH1-L HH-AH0 L-OW1 M-IH1-S T-ER0 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Wait!  Okay!


Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 B-IY1 AH0 S-ER1 AH0 G-AH0-T F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N


It depends on who asked.

IH1-T D-IH0 P-EH1-N-D Z-AA1-N HH-UW1 AE1-S-K-T


What if I asked?


Oh, Mon, sure.


Really?


Yes.  You're not asking are you?

Y-EH1 S-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AE1-S K-IH0 NG-AA1 R-Y-UW1


No.


Yes! Totally!


Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you!

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


You…are…not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?

Y-UW2 ER0 EH1-N-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 K-EY1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 W-ER1-K T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N-D G-EH1 S-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


He asked you out?!


No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z SH-OW1 IH0-NG HH-IH1-M S-AH1-M K-AH1 F-L-IH0-NG-K S-AH0-N D-AY1 F-EH1-L-T HH-IH1-Z P-AH1-L-S


Saucy!


What are these?


Electrical plans for the building.

IH0 L-EH1-K T-R-IH0 K-AH0-L P-L-AE1-N-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-IH1-L D-IH0-NG


I know that switch does something, okay?

AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T S-W-IH1-CH D-AH1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW2 K-EY1


So-so I went down to city hall and got these.

S-OW1 S-OW0 AY1 W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 S-IH1 T-IY0 HH-AO1 L-AH0-N-D G-AA1-T DH-IY1-Z


All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.

AO1 L-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 W-AA1-Z P-EY1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AY1-V D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-W-EY1 T-IH0 N-L-AY1-N F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 AW1 ER0-Z


Wow! If only more people knew.

W-AW1 IH1 F-OW1 N-L-IY0 M-AO1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L N-UW1


Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in

UW2 HH-OW0 HH-OW1 K-EY0 UW2 HH-OW0 HH-OW1 K-EY0 AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 AO1 L-AA1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG B-AH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 Z-IH0-N


Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.

Y-AE1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG


So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.

S-OW1 IH1 M-AE1-S K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1-Z T-EY1 K-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1 JH-M-IY1


Oh, nobody's judging you.

OW1 N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z JH-AH1 JH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


Oh! Okay!  You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me!

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 M-IH1-S T-ER0 R-AY1-T P-L-EY1 S-AE1-T DH-AH0 R-AY1-T T-AY1-M K-AO1-L M-IY1


Oh man!


I want that place so much!!

AY1 W-AA1-N-T DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1-S S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


I was so sure that was gonna work!

AY1 W-AA1-Z S-OW1 SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 W-ER1-K


There's twelve bucks I'll never see again!

DH-EH1-R-Z T-W-EH1-L-V B-AH1-K S-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1 AH0 G-EH1-N


All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-EH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 G-OW1 IH1 F-W-IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AE1-CH DH-AE1 T-M-UW1 V-IY0


Bye!


Bye Chandler!   I miss you already.

B-AY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0


Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!

OW2 K-EY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-IY1 DH-AE1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0 T-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 P-IH1-N CH-IH0-NG


Actually, I did!


Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 N-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T SH-EH1 S-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 M-IY1


Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!

OW1 HH-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D SH-IY1 N-OW1 Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1-S


Are you serious?


Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!

F-IY1 B-IY0 N-OW1 Z-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-R-IY1 K-AH1 S-AW1-T TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 EH2-K-S P-L-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-IH1-T


Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 M-AY1 P-IH1-N CH-AH0 B-AH0-L B-AH1 T-AH0-N D-M-AY1 B-AH1-L JH-IH0-NG B-IH0 S-EH1-F SH-N-OW1-Z


All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AW1-T HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 T-ER1-N DH-AH0 L-AY1-T S-AO1-F


No, let's just leave the lights on.

N-OW1 L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-L-IY1-V DH-AH0 L-AY1-T S-AA1-N


Oh my God!


You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 K-AA1 Z-IH1-L T-EY1 K-Y-UW1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 B-AH1 D-IY0 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1


Oh fine.


Ready?  Wrestle!


Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AH1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1-T DH-AE1-T HH-EH1-L-P S-AH0 L-AA1-T TH-AE1-NG-K-S


All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S B-IH1 G-AH0-N D-L-AO1 NG-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 D-IH1 F-AH0 K-AH0-L-T T-UW1 M-AE1 N-UW0 V-ER0 F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N S-IH0-N DH-AE1 T-EH1 R-IY0 AH0


I'm telling you he's dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-Z D-EH1 D-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 AA1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-AH0 D-EH1-D F-AE1-T G-AY1 AA1 N-AH0-S T-IH1-K


All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EY1 D-IY0 Z-AH0-N-D JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L M-IH0 N-L-EH1-T-S P-OW1-K


Steady.


Okay, a little higher.


Careful of the angle.

K-EH1-R F-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 AE1-NG G-AH0-L


Okay, okay, we're approaching the window  Thread the needle.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 W-ER0 AH0 P-R-OW1 CH-IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 TH-R-EH1-D DH-AH0 N-IY1 D-AH0-L


Thread the needle.


He's alive! He's a-live!!!

HH-IY1 Z-AH0 L-AY1-V HH-IY1 Z-AH0 L-AY1-V


And yet, we're still poking him.

AH0-N D-Y-EH1 T-W-ER0-S T-IH1-L P-OW1 K-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M


Okay, retract the device, retract the device.

OW2 K-EY1 R-IY0 T-R-AE1-K-T DH-AH0 D-IH0 V-AY1 S-R-IY0 T-R-AE1-K-T DH-AH0 D-IH0 V-AY1-S


He does not look happy.

HH-IY1 D-AH1 Z-N-AA1 T-L-UH1-K HH-AE1 P-IY0


Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device.

HH-EY1 HH-IY0 N-AW1 HH-IY1-Z SH-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1-S HH-IH1-Z P-OW1 K-IH0-NG D-IH0 V-AY1-S


Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!

HH-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R B-AH1 D-IY0


Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other.

W-EH1-L DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH1 S-AH1 M-AH0 N-Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0-L P-EH1 T-N-EY1-M-Z F-AO1 R-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard.

IH0-N K-L-UW1 D-IH0 NG-AH1 M-IY1 V-AH0-L B-IH1 CH-AH0-N D-AH1 S-IH1-K B-AE1-S T-ER0-D


Oh God oh!


Contraction!


Are you looking at her?!


No!


Don't you look at her you sick bastard!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T HH-ER0 Y-UW1 S-IH1-K B-AE1-S T-ER0-D


She's in labor! You like that you sick son of a bitch!

SH-EH1 S-IH0 N-L-EY1 B-ER0 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-IH1-K S-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH0 B-IH1-CH


Umm. Umm, I'm-I'm just gonna—

AH1 M-AH1 M-IH1 M-IH0-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0


See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!

S-IY1 S-IY1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AE1-T P-ER1 V-ER0-T


No-no, I'm…I'm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy.

N-AA1 N-OW0 IH1 M-IH0-M SH-UH1-R N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-AA1 Z-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M P-R-AY1 V-AH0 S-IY0


You miss your girlfriend?

Y-UW1 M-IH1 S-Y-AO1-R G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Just ignore them.


Ross.


He's looking at me.


Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 L-AY1-V T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-AO1-R B-EY1 B-IY0


Don't you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 M-AY1 HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D B-AE1-S T-ER0-D


Pat Sajak?


Yep!


Alex Trebek?


Oh, of course!


Chuck Woolery?


Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who's ass I cannot kick.

D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 W-IH1-L N-AA1-T F-AY1-N D-AH0 S-IH1-NG G-AH0-L G-EY1-M SH-OW1 HH-OW1-S-T HH-UW1 Z-AE1 S-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T K-IH1-K


Say it!


Say we are unagi!


It's not something you are! It's something you have!

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AA1 R-IH1-T-S S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V


Y'know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-IY1 Z-AH0 L-IY0 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-IH1-S B-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-AH0 CH-AE1-N S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-EH1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-ER1-T


Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.

HH-EY1 R-AE1-CH K-AE1 N-AY1 B-AA1 R-OW2 Y-AO1 R-AY1 L-AE2-SH K-ER1 L-ER0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 L-AO1-S T-M-AY1-N


Yeah, it's in there.


Oh! Ohh! Oh!!


Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

JH-OW1 IY0 K-AE1 N-AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!


oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh


Yes. Yes.


You?!  And-and you?!


Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!

Y-EH1-S B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N N-OW1 W-AH1-N N-OW1-Z


How?! When?!


It happened in London.

IH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-IH0 N-L-AH1-N D-AH0-N


IN LONDON!!!


The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-W-AA1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-AW1 T-AH1 V-IH1-T


But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!

B-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N


All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's

AO1-L R-AY1 T-M-AE1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S


I know, it's great!


Aww, I don't want to see that!

AO1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T


We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!

W-ER0 S-OW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-IH0-N DH-EH1-R TH-EH1-R T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1-K JH-OW1 IY0


And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.

AH0-N D-M-AY1 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D G-R-EY1-D T-IY1 CH-ER0 W-AA1 Z-M-IH1-Z T-AA1 M-AH0 S-AH0-N D-M-AY1 F-ER1-S-T G-R-EY1-D T-IY1 CH-ER0 W-AA1 Z-M-IH1 S-IH0-Z K-AA1-B


Mrs., Mrs. Gobb?


No Cobb, as in cobb salad.

N-OW1 K-AA1 B-AE1 Z-IH0-N K-AA1-B S-AE1 L-AH0-D


Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?

N-AW1 W-AH1 T-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 IH1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 K-AA1-B S-AE1 L-AH0-D


Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.

AH1 AH1 W-EH1-L F-L-IH1-P F-AO1 R-IH1-T D-AH1-K S-AO1-R K-L-AW1-N-Z


Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?

OW1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 F-L-IH1-P F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


All right, call it in the air.

AO1-L R-AY1-T K-AO1 L-IH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 EH1-R


Heads.


Heads it is.


Yes! Whew!


We have to assign heads to something.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AH0 S-AY1-N HH-EH1-D-Z T-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.

R-AY1 T-OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 AH1 D-AH1-K S-IH1-Z HH-EH1-D-Z B-IH0 K-AO1-Z D-AH1-K-S HH-AE1-V HH-EH1-D-Z


What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S K-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-S K-L-AW1-N-Z K-EY1-M T-UW1 Y-AO1-R B-ER1-TH D-EY2


Okay, some tricks of the trade.

OW2 K-EY1 S-AH1-M T-R-IH1-K S-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-R-EY1-D


Now, I've never been able to cry as an actor, so if I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling.

N-AW1 AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1 N-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 K-R-AY1 AE1 Z-AE1 N-AE1-K T-ER0 S-OW1 IH1 F-IH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 S-IY1 N-W-EH1 R-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-R-AY1 AY1 K-AH1 T-AH0 HH-OW1 L-IH0-N M-AY1 P-AA1 K-AH0-T T-EY1 K-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH1-V T-W-IY1 Z-ER0 Z-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R-T P-UH1 L-IH0-NG


Or ah, or, let's say I wanna convey that I've just done something evil.

AO1 R-AA1 AO1-R L-EH1-T-S S-EY1 AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH0-N V-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1-V JH-AH1-S-T D-AH1-N S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IY1 V-AH0-L


That would be the basic 'I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it'  Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.

DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 S-IH0 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-IH1 SH-UW0 K-IH0-N M-AY1 AY1 B-R-AW2 AH0-N D-AY1 L-AY1 K-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S S-EY1 AY1-V JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0-N B-AE1 D-N-UW1 Z-W-EH1 L-AO1 L-AY1 D-UW1 DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z T-R-AY1 AH0-N-D D-IH0 V-AY1-D T-UW1 TH-ER1 D-IY0 T-UW1 B-AY1 TH-ER1 T-IY1-N


And that's how it's done.

AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S HH-AW1 IH1-T-S D-AH1-N


Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.

G-R-EY1-T S-OW1 P-AA1 P-R-AH0 AE1-K T-IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 K-L-AE1-S D-IH0 S-M-IH1-S-T


Hey, Mr. Trib.


Hey-hey.


Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down.

DH-EH1 N-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 K-IY1 P-IH1-T D-AW1-N


Who are you?


Hi, I'm Eric, I'm gonna be Chandler's new roommate.

HH-AY1 IH1 M-EH1 R-IH0 K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-N-UW1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T


I'm Chandler's new roommate.

IH1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-N-UW1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T


I-I-I don't think so.


I could be Chandler's new roommate.

AY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-N-UW1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T


But, he told me over the phone.

B-AH1-T HH-IY1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


He told me in person.

HH-IY1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 IH0-N P-ER1 S-AH0-N


That's weird.


Well, I'm going to go into my new apartment now.  Ehh!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 N-UW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-N-AW1 EH1-HH


Hey! Look who I found!


Oh, hey guys!


Y'know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.

IH1 K-N-OW0 B-ER1-D-Z HH-AE1 V-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1-D S-EH1-N S-AH1-V D-ER0 EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-AO1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-EY1 K-UH1-D HH-EH1-L P-AH1-S F-AY1-N D-W-EH1-R DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T S-AA1-R HH-IH1 D-AH0-N


Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

Y-EH1 S-IH1-F DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T S-AA1-R HH-IH1 D-AH0-N S-AW1-TH F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-IH1-N T-ER0


Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas?

AO1 R-W-IY1 K-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T F-AA1 L-OW0 Y-AO1-R K-L-EH1 V-ER0 JH-OW1-K S-EH1 N-IY0 AY0 D-IY1 AH0-Z


Didn't think so!


Okay, c'mon guys, show us where the presents are!

OW2 K-EY1 K-AA1-M G-AY1-Z SH-OW1 AH1 S-W-EH1-R DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T S-AA1-R


Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage?

OW1 DH-AH0 D-AH1-K S-IY1-M-Z T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 G-AA1 T-M-IY1 G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH HH-AH1 M-AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 W-AH1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 TH-AE1-T S-AE1-Z G-UH1 D-AE1-Z G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH


Hmm, how about my azzz?

HH-AH1-M HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 AE1-Z-T


Hey, this is hollow.


What?


This bench, it's hollow! I can't believe I never knew that!  Oh, the presents!!!

DH-IH1-S B-EH1-N CH-IH1-T-S HH-AA1 L-OW0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 N-UW1 DH-AE1 T-OW1 DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T-S


Alright, no, we could look at them!

AO2-L R-AY1 T-N-OW1 W-IY1 K-UH1 D-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-EH1-M


I


Hi! I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I-I wished you'd called first.

HH-AY1 IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UH1-R HH-IY1-R B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 W-AY1 L-IY1 W-IH1-SH T-Y-AH1-D K-AO1-L-D F-ER1-S-T


Oh that's all right, I'm coming back later with your father.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AE1 K-L-EY1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0


I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.

AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-ER1-TH


Okay, what's up?


I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it.

AY1 B-R-AO1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 S-UW1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-IH1-T


Ma, you're asking me to marry you?

M-AA1 Y-UH1 R-AE1-S K-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1


This is your grandmother's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 Z-EH0-N G-EY1 JH-M-AH0-N T-R-IH1 NG-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-IH1 V-IH1-T T-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Mom no, come on! Thank you.

M-AA1-M N-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Maybe this would've happened if I'd been more nurturing, or I'd paid more attention, or I... had a uterus.

M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1 S-W-UH1-D-L-V HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-IH1 F-IH1-D B-IH1-N M-AO1-R N-ER1 CH-ER0 IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH1-D P-EY1 D-M-AO1 R-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0 N-AO1 R-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 Y-UW1 T-ER0 AH0-S


I can't believe this!


I know no, no, y'know you don't deserve this, you don't Ross.

AY1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T D-IH0 Z-ER1-V DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-R-AA1-S


You're, you're really, you're so good.

Y-UH1 R-Y-UH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-UH1-R S-OW1 G-UH1-D


Thanks.


And you're so sweet.  And you're kind

AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R K-AY1-N-D


Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.


Okay, it's okay.


Wait, wait, wait.


My foot is stuck in the pocket.

M-AY1 F-UH1 T-IH1-Z-S T-AH1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-AA1 K-AH0-T


What?


Rachel?


Yeah.  Hi Mark!


Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.

HH-AY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 JH-OW0 AE1 N-AH0 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 L-AH1-V Z-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 JH-AA1-B


Oh, I did!


Yes.


Oh my God!!


Congratulations...oh..wow

K-AH0-N G-R-AH0 CH-UW2 L-AH0-N T-UW1 SH-AH0


I can't believe I did this! What an idiot!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 T-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


Oh, stop beating yourself up!

OW1-S T-AA1-P B-IY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH1-P


People make mistakes!


These things happen!


There aren't any message you've forgotten to give me are there?

DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 M-EH1 S-AH0 JH-Y-UW1-V F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0-N T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AA1-R DH-EH1-R


Apparently you're not very good at it!

AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1 D-AE1 T-IH1-T


I


Philadelphia.


Oh my God! So was she! Oh, I've got-I've got goose bumps.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D S-OW1 W-AA1-Z SH-IY1 OW1 AY1-V G-OW1 T-IH0-V G-AA1-T G-UW1-S B-AH1-M-P-S


Really?


Well, y'know I'm wearing layers and it's warm.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 M-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-L-EY1 ER0 Z-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-W-AO1-R-M


Yeah.


But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!

B-AH1 T-IH1 F-N-OW0 L-UH1 K-OW2 K-EY1 DH-IY1-Z JH-ER1-K S-M-AY1 T-N-AA1-T K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 V-ER2-S D-AH1 Z-AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T S-EH1 Z-AH0 L-AA1-T


Did you hear that?!


I don't need you guys to care about me!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z T-UW1 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


Because the universe cares!

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 V-ER2-S K-EH1-R-Z


I really wished they'd care just a little bit though.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-IH1-SH-T TH-IY1-D K-EH1-R JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T DH-OW1


I like this one.  It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you."

AY1 L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-IH1-T S-IY1-M-Z T-UW1 S-EY1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-IH1 L-Y-UW1


They can't all be bad.  Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.

DH-EY1 K-AE1-N T-AO1-L B-IY1 B-AE1-D F-AY1-N-D DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R B-EH1 D-R-UW2 M-AY1 Z-OW1 DH-EH1 R-IH1 T-IH1-Z


Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R M-AY1 B-EH1 D-R-UW2 M-AY1 Z-W-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Do you really want to pull at that thread?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 P-UH1 L-AE1-T DH-AE1-T TH-R-EH1-D


I'm having a really good time!

IH1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D T-AY1-M


Me too! I'm sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.

M-IY1 T-UW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1-T G-AY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AH1 B-W-EY2 L-IH1-K T-Y-AO1-R N-EH1-K


Ohh. No that's okay, he's a friend.

OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 Z-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Yeah, I… Well y'know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I'd just be lost.

Y-AE1 AY1 W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 M-IH1-S-T DH-EH1-TH S-EH2 M-IY0 F-AY1 N-AH0-L-Z S-OW1 IH1-D JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 L-AO1-S-T


I know it's really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and—Oh no! No! No! My God!

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-EY1-M B-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1-T DH-IY1-Z T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S F-R-AH1-M M-AY1 B-AA1 S-AE1 D-N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D


Okay, don't freak out. I'll go.

OW2 K-EY1 D-AA1-N-T F-R-IY1 K-AW1 T-IH1-L G-OW1


No it's… Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!

N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH1 M-AY1 IH0-G S-W-AY1 F-W-IH1 T-N-IY0 IH1 Z-AW1-T DH-EH1 R-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T D-IY1 L-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


Okay, I know. Hold on.  Hey Ross?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 HH-OW1-L D-AA1-N HH-EY1 R-AA1-S


Yeah?


Yeah, umm that's Whitney , Kyle's ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y'know divert her so that we can slip out?

Y-AE1 AH1-M TH-AE1-T S-W-IH1 T-N-IY0 K-AY1-L Z-IH0-G S-W-AY1 F-AW1-T DH-EH1-R N-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 D-AY0 V-ER1-T HH-ER0 S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N S-L-IH1 P-AW1-T


What?! No!


Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AO1-L R-UW2-M D-AE1-N-S F-AY1 N-AH0-L-Z


Look, I don't think so Pheebs.  All right, I'll do it. But just because you're a friend.

L-UH1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 F-IY1-B Z-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L D-UW1 IH1-T B-AH1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1 R-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?

W-EH1 L-AY1 AH0-M D-AH1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-AA1-S-S P-AO1-R-T S-IH2-N T-ER0 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0 L-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-L-IH1-S T-IH0-NG-Z


I'll take sports.


Mine!


All right. Uhh, international.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AH1 IH2-N T-ER0 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L


Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-IY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1


You two will have very hairy children.

Y-UW1 T-UW1 W-IH1-L HH-AE1-V V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-EH1 R-IY0 CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N


Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-UH1-D S-EY1 DH-AE1-T


Ross! Janice?!


All right, hold on!


Hold on.


This is Ross, okay?


He's our friend.


He obviously went crazy.

HH-IY1 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 W-EH1-N-T K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


He obviously lost his mind.

HH-IY1 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 L-AO1-S-T HH-IH1 Z-M-AY1-N-D


So are you actually gonna see her again?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!

F-IY1 B-IY0 D-AA1-N-T P-UH1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Z-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1-D


Damnit Phoebe!!


Hey, don't we have to...


Yeah, we got, um-hmm.


Umm, I think you're really, really great...

AH1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-R-EY1-T


Oh God!


Here we go again.


Why does this keep happening to me?

W-AY1 D-AH1-Z DH-IH1-S K-IY1-P HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1


Is it something I'm putting out there?

IH1 Z-IH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH1-M P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-EH1-R


Is this my fault?


Or am I just nuts?


I-I-I-I-I don't know, I don't know what to say.

AY0 IY1 IY1 IY0 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-UW1 S-EY1


Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.

HH-EY1 B-AH1 D-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 P-L-EY1-S P-UH1-T DH-AH0 M-AW1-S B-AE1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S


Wait!


Terry!


Look, I just lost my other job.

L-UH1 K-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AO1-S T-M-AY1 AH1 DH-ER0 JH-AA1-B


You have no idea how much I need this.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 N-IY1-D DH-IH1-S


Please, help me out, for old times sake.

P-L-IY1-Z HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 AW1-T F-AO1 R-OW1-L-D T-AY1-M-Z S-EY1-K


This poor guy's been in a coma for five years. It's hopeless.

DH-IH1-S P-UH1-R G-AY1-Z B-IH1 N-IH0 N-AH0 K-OW1 M-AH0 F-AO1-R F-AY1 V-Y-IH1-R Z-IH1-T-S HH-OW1 P-L-AH0-S


It's not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Ramoray's a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T HH-OW1 P-L-AH0-S D-R-AY1-V-S T-R-AY1 K-ER0 R-AH0 M-AO1 R-IY0 Z-AH0 M-IH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 L-W-ER1 K-ER0 L-UH1-K HH-IY1-R HH-IY1 K-AH1-M-Z


Good morning.  Drake, it's your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?

G-UH1 D-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG D-R-EY1 K-IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R B-R-AH1 DH-ER0-S T-R-AY1 K-ER0 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R M-IY1


I'm back baby! Ha-ha-ha!

IH1-M B-AE1-K B-EY1 B-IY0 HH-AH0 HH-AA1 HH-AH0


That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.

DH-AE1-T K-IH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-IH1-K T-M-IY1 HH-AA1-R D-AA1-N DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-N


Well you did pull his hair.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 D-IH1-D P-UH1-L HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1-R


He took my snack!


I'm not getting into this again!

IH1-M N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1-N


Okay! Oh God, y'know what? It's really bad.

OW2 K-EY1 OW1 G-AA1 D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-AE1-D


Well, I told you not to walk. Here.  There. Okay.

W-EH1 L-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 W-AO1-K HH-IY1-R DH-EH1 R-OW2 K-EY1


Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have the car! Right?

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-OW1 N-L-IY0 AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0 T-W-UH1 D-W-EH1-R DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 K-AA1-R R-AY1-T


That is true.


Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 JH-IY1 N-Y-AH0 S-W-UH1-D S-W-AA1 L-OW0 AH0 S-AA1 N-IH0-K B-L-AE1-S T-ER0 G-AH1-N


Oh, I've been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.

OW1 AY1-V B-IH1-N DH-EH1 R-Y-AE1 AY1 AE1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 D-R-AY1 V-M-AY1 P-AO1-R SH-AH0


Joey, you know you don't actually have one.

JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N


Come on! What are you doing?! I'm in character! Would you talk to her!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 M-IH0-N K-EH1 R-IH0-K T-ER0 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 HH-ER0


Ahh, I think it just moved. It's really poking me.

AA1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1-V D-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-OW1 K-IH0-NG M-IY1


All right, that's it, we're going to the emergency room.

AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 IH0 M-ER1 JH-AH0-N S-IY0 R-UW1-M


What?! No, you can't, you can't leave me here with them! We're baby-sitting!

W-AH1 T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-L-IY1 V-M-IY1 HH-IY1 R-W-IH1-DH DH-EH1 M-W-ER0 B-EY1 B-IY0 S-IH2 T-IH0-NG


The babies are asleep, I'm sure you'll be okay on your own for a while!

DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AA1 R-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-IH1-M SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1-L B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1 AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-OW1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


But you-you can't leave me with them! We-we're a team! We're playing a zone! They're gonna triple team me!

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 K-AE1-N T-L-IY1 V-M-IY1 W-IH1-DH DH-EH1 M-W-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 T-IY1 M-W-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-AH0 Z-OW1-N TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 T-R-IH1 P-AH0-L T-IY1-M M-IY1


I think that's gum.


I'm pretty sure it's gun.

IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 SH-UH1 R-IH1-T-S G-AH1-N


Okay, listen this really hurts. Let's go.

OW2 K-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-ER1-T S-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital!  No! What would, what would Krog do?

AH0 R-IY1-L M-AE1 N-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S T-R-AH1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0-L N-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-W-AH1 T-W-UH1-D K-R-AA1-G D-UW1


That was the only way I could get him to

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-EY1 AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1


Hi! How are the Gellers?

HH-AY1 HH-AW1 AA1-R DH-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0-Z


Don't call us that!


The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you?

DH-AH0 JH-AH1 JH-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-L-EH1 T-AH1-S G-EH1 T-AE1 N-AE1 N-AH0-L M-AH0-N T-N-AW1 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S D-IH1 D-AH0 P-AO1-R-SH TH-R-OW1 AH1 P-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Hey! It's Porsche!!


Hey sweetie!


Hey!


There's no back to this couch!

DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-IH1-S K-AW1-CH


Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.

W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 HH-EY1-T DH-IH1-S K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S T-AH1-F


Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y'know?

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-AH0 SH-AA1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0


Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn't think I was y'know, all dead inside.

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z-S T-AO1 R-IY0 Z-W-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 K-R-AY1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 AO1-L D-EH1 D-IH0-N S-AY1-D


Oh that's so sweet! Look Chandler I don't care if you can't cry, I love you.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-L-UH1-K CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T K-R-AY1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.

OW1 DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 F-IY1-L S-OW1 W-AO1-R M-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-AA1 L-OW0 T-IH1-N CH-EH1-S-T


Stop it!


No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we're up at the altar and I'm like this.

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-W-IY1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-ER0 AH1 P-AE1-T DH-AH0 AO1-L T-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


I won't care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here.

AY1 W-OW1-N-T K-EH1-R B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-IH1-L B-IY1 F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AO1 L-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Yeah?


Of course he is!


What, do you think I'd just use my son as-as an excuse?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-D JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 Z-M-AY1 S-AH1 N-EY1 S-AH0 Z-AE1 N-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1-S


What kind of father do you think I am?

W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-AA1 DH-ER0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 AE1-M


I gotta go make a fake Ben.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 F-EY1-K B-EH1-N


The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!

DH-AH0 B-AE1-S K-AH0 T-IH1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 EH1-M-P T-IY0 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-AH0 N-EY1 B-ER0 Z-EY1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 K-AE1-N D-IY0


Well, either that or uh


Joey!!


Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 IY1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 N-EY1 B-ER0 K-AE1-N D-IY0


Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!

AH1 W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-N B-AH1-T B-AY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 IH1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V P-IY1 S-AH0 Z-L-EH1-F-T


Yeah, and they've been coming by all day. They love it!

Y-AE1 AH0-N-D DH-EY1-V B-IH1-N K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AY1 AO1-L D-EY1 DH-EY1 L-AH1 V-IH1-T


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I've gotta go make more!!

DH-EY1 L-AH1 V-M-AY1 K-AE1-N D-IY0 OW1 M-AE1 N-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 M-EY1 K-M-AO1-R


Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might've happened to a huge chunk of it.

HH-EY1 M-OW1 N-Y-UW1 M-AY1 T-W-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1-K S-AH1-M M-AO1-R L-AA0 S-AA1 N-Y-AH0 T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-AH0-V HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 AH0 HH-Y-UW1-JH CH-AH1-NG K-AH1 V-IH1-T


Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!

R-AA1-S DH-AH0 N-EY1 B-ER0 Z-EY1 T-AO1-L M-AY1 K-AE1-N D-IY0


Mine stole my newspaper! It's like a

M-AY1-N-S T-OW1-L M-AY1 N-UW1-Z P-EY2 P-ER0 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0


Sure!


Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Y-AE1 EH1 V-ER0 S-IH1-N S-Y-UW1 AH1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 DH-AE1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T B-AY1 K-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T-S T-AA1-P TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


I mean, everyone should have a-a

AY1 M-IY1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AA1


Oh my God Ross!!


You like it?


I


Yeah?


Hello darlings.


And there's daddy!


There he is! There he is!

DH-EH1-R HH-IY1 IH1-Z DH-EH1-R HH-IY1 IH1-Z


Where?


Right- where we've been looking all night!

R-AY1 T-W-EH1 R-W-IY1-V B-IH1 N-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AO1-L N-AY1-T


He is so cute!


Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the——wowww.

Y-AE1 D-R-AA1 P-IH1-T D-R-AA1-P DH-AH0 T-AW1 AH0-L P-L-IY1-Z D-R-AA1-P TH-AW1 W-AW2-Z


I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.

AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 B-AA1 B-IH1-Z T-ER0 IH1 F-IH0-K


Yeah, isn't he?


You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-EH1-L-S HH-IY1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH0-N B-EH1-D


Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.

W-AW1 M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY1 V-IH0-N T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 L-AO1-S-T HH-IH1-Z V-ER0 JH-IH1 N-IH0 T-IY0


Huh. That's nice.


and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should've just lasted just one day, burned for

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-IH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 L-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH1 V-OY1-L DH-AE1-T SH-UH1 D-AH0-V JH-AH1-S T-L-AE1-S T-AH0-D JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N D-EY1 B-ER1-N-D F-AO1-R


Eight whole days.


That's right, and that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 W-IY1 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2-T HH-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH0 T-AH0 D-EY1 DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


Awesome!


Yeah?


My favorite part was when

M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T P-AA1-R T-W-AA1 Z-W-EH1-N


The Armadillo was actually not so

DH-AH0 AA2-R M-AH0 D-IH1 L-OW0 W-AA1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1-T S-OW1


Hey!


Oh.


Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.

W-AW1 IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 IY1-S T-ER0 B-AH1 N-IY0-Z F-Y-UW1 N-ER0 AH0 L-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Come on, come on, we're-we're-we're lighting the candles!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-EH1 R-W-EH2 R-ER0 L-AY1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 K-AE1-N D-AH0-L-Z


Okay, I understand why

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-W-AY1


Yeah, sure. Good luck!


I'm quitting!! Woo-hoo!  I'm okay!! I'm all right!!

IH1-M K-W-IH1 T-IH0 NG-W-UW1 HH-UW2 IH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 M-AO1-L R-AY1-T


Wow! That's exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.

W-AW1 TH-AE1-T S-IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 JH-AH0 P-AE1-N M-EY1 D-AH1 P-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N


What?


I'm just saying, this woman, I mean she's fictitious. No?

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 M-IY1-N SH-EH1-S F-IH0-K T-IH1 SH-AH0 S-N-OW1


Why would you say that?


'Cause you're still into Monica.

K-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R-S T-IH1 L-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so 'cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...

S-OW1 Y-UW1 T-OW1-L-D HH-ER0 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S S-OW1 SH-IY1 W-UH1 D-AH0 G-R-IY1 T-UW1 W-ER1 K-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 S-OW1 K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1-S P-EH1-N T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V T-AY1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG M-AY1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-AH0-N-D


You're good. You're good!


Yeah, no, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic. It's a substantial gift.

Y-AE1 N-OW1 IH1-M F-EH1-R L-IY0 IH0-N T-UW1 AH0 T-IH0 V-AH0-N-D S-AY1 K-IH0 K-IH1-T S-AH0 S-AH0-B-S T-AE1-N CH-AH0-L G-IH1-F-T


Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 OW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-EH1-L HH-ER0 W-AH1-T


Thanks a lot.


No I'm serious. I mean I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.

N-OW1 IH1-M S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 AH0 T-IH0-V B-AH1 T-M-AY1 M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0 S-AH1-K-S


Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 P-AA1-R D-AH0-N M-IY1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 S-AA1 R-IY0 HH-AY1


For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel!

F-AO1-R G-AA1-D-Z S-EY1 K-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 L-EH1 T-IH1-T G-OW1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Oh, hey, hey, I got that.


Oh, thanks, sweetie.


No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.

N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0 T-W-EY1-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 M-IY1 T-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Really?


No, no, they will. I just... uh...

N-OW1 N-OW1 DH-EY1 W-IH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH1


Can't wait.


Do I know you?


Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-L-IH1 T-AH0-L-S T-IY1 V-IY0 F-IH1 SH-ER0 HH-AW1 V-Y-UW1 B-IH1-N


Good, good, I'm a lawyer now.

G-UH1-D G-UH1 D-IH1 M-AH0 L-AO1 Y-ER0 N-AW1


You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 AH0 L-AO1 Y-ER0 Y-UH1 R-EY1-T


Listen, it was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-N-AY1-S T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 R-AH1-N B-AE1-K-S T-EY1-JH


Uh, wait, backstage?


Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.

OW1 Y-AE1 M-AY1 F-ER1 M-R-EH2 P-R-AH0 Z-EH1-N-T-S DH-AH0 B-AE1-N-D


Ross.


Chandler.


Look, you guys wanna meet the group?

L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 M-IY1-T DH-AH0 G-R-UW1-P


Come on.


So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-AH1-N-Z HH-UW1 F-UW1-L D-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 D-AE1-D


Do you have any respect for your body?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-AA1 D-IY0


Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-W-AH1 T-Y-AW0 R-EY1 Y-ER0 D-UW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 HH-AE1-V HH-AE1 D-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R K-AE1-N S-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-AO1 R-EH2-M F-AH0 Z-IY1 M-AH0 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R HH-AA1-R-T D-IH0 Z-IY1-Z


The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 M-L-AY1 N-IH1-Z S-M-OW1 K-IH0 NG-IH1-Z K-UW1 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T


Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-T S-AE1 L-AH0-N HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1-S P-IY1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1


Really?


He does?


Hey, buddy, what's up!


Oh, she told you about that, huh.

OW1 SH-IY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T HH-AH1


Well, yeah, I have one now and then.

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N N-AW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N


Well, yeah, now.


Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T B-IH1 G-W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S T-R-UW1 JH-IY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 N-UW1-N N-UW1-N Z-EH1 V-ER0 P-UH1 T-IH1 T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Well, okay, thanks!


God, he's good.


If only he were a woman.

IH1 F-OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-IY1 W-ER0 AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N


Yeah.


Oh, look look look.


The last candle's about to burn out.

DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T K-AE1-N D-AH0-L Z-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 B-ER1 N-AW1-T


10, 9, 8, 7... ... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48....

T-EH1-N N-AY1 N-EY1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AO1-R T-IY0 S-IH1-K S-N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AO1-R T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V F-AO1-R T-IY0 EY1-T


Thank you.


Thanks.


Bwah-hah-hah!


OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...

OW1 K-EY1 G-AY1-Z G-AY1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 D-IH0 F-IH1 N-IH0 T-IH0 V-W-AH1 N-W-UW1 M-W-OW2 HH-AA0 F-AH0


Oh.. oh... oh.


Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.

HH-EY1 R-AA1-S DH-IH1-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T T-AY1-M T-UW1 B-R-IH1 NG-IH1 T-AH1-P B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 F-AO1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?

AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F T-EY1-K S-AH1 P-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-R-UW1-M HH-EY1 HH-AW1 AH1 HH-AW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T K-IY1 P-IH0-NG B-EH1 N-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R L-AY1-F


You blew them away!


Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face!

OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 HH-AW1 G-R-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z T-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-R-AW1 D-AH0-N-D S-IY1 Y-AO1-R F-EY1-S


I mean... uh, did you know you were  mouthing the words along with me?

AY1 M-IY1 N-AH1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 M-AW1 DH-IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-ER1-D Z-AH0 L-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I was


No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!

N-OW1 IH1-T S-OW1 K-EY1 M-EY1 D-M-IY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AH0 R-AA1-K-S T-AA1-R


Oh my God!  I'm your


I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!

IH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 N-AA1-T F-AW1-N D-Y-UW1 N-EY1 K-AH0 D-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-OW0 T-EH1-L R-UW1-M


Look, I took it too far!


Okay, Monica: Right foot red.

OW2 K-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 R-AY1-T F-UH1 T-R-EH1-D


Could've played


Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. Good.

OW2 K-EY1 F-IY1-B Z-R-AY1-T HH-AE1-N-D B-L-UW1 G-UH1-D


Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the

HH-AH0 L-OW1 OW1 AH1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-T-S DH-AH0


Oh, okay. Will you take my place?

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-AY1 P-L-EY1-S


Alright.  Yes, this is Rachel.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-Y-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Nooo!


Hello?


Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.

OW1 Y-AE1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1 N-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-IH1 T-M-AH1-CH


Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.

OW1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-NG-K-S B-AH1 T-IH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 R-IH1 L-IY0


Green. To the green.


I've got magic beans.  Never-never mind.

AY1-V G-AA1 T-M-AE1 JH-IH0-K B-IY1-N Z-N-EH1 V-ER0 N-EH2-R M-AY1-N-D


To the left, to the left- aww!

T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-EH1-F-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-EH1-F T-AO1-W


Ohhh... I'm fine.


Hey!


What message?


The actor playing Mac couldn't do it, they needed to see you at 2 o'clock.

DH-AH0 AE1-K T-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0-NG M-AE1-K K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 IH1-T DH-EY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 AE1-T T-UW1 AH0 K-L-AA1-K


What?! It's 6 o'clock!


I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya!

AY1 R-OW1 T-IH1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-AO1-R-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K S-IH1 T-IY0 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-AA1


I went to Ross's!


I went to the coffeehouse!

AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AO1 F-IY0 HH-AW2-S


I went to any place that they made sandwiches!

AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 P-L-EY1-S DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 M-EY1-D S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-IH0-Z


That's the day you're gonna die? See—darnit, I've got shuffleboard that day.

TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 D-EY1 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 D-AY1 S-IY1 D-AH0 N-R-IH2 T-AY1-V G-AA1-T SH-AH1 F-L-AH0 B-AO2-R-D DH-AE1-T D-EY1


That's what you think.


Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother's? Wouldn't they have the recipe?

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 Z-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 R-EH1 S-AH0 P-IY0


Well, y'know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1 V-R-EH1 L-AH0 T-IH0-V Z-IH0-N F-R-AE1-N-S HH-UW1 W-UH1 D-N-OW1 M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 S-EH1-D SH-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 R-EH1 S-AH0 P-IY0 F-R-AH1-M HH-ER0 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 N-EH1 S-L-IY0 T-AH0 L-UW1-S


What was her name?


Nestley Toulouse.


Nestlé Toll House?


Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.

OW1 Y-UW1 AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0-N Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z B-UH1 CH-ER0 DH-AH0 F-R-EH1-N CH-L-AE1-NG G-W-AH0-JH


Yes!!  Oh.


I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!

AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S P-EH1-N-T DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-UW1 D-EY1-Z T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1-T DH-AH0 R-EH1 S-AH0 P-IY0 AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N M-AY1 K-AH1 B-ER0-D DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M


I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why  you're burning in hell!!

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 T-IH1-Z-S T-AH1 F-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-W-IH1 CH-IH1 Z-W-AY1 Y-UH1-R B-ER1 N-IH0 NG-IH0-N HH-EH1-L


So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?

S-OW1 W-ER0 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0 D-N-OW1 AA1-N P-L-AE1 D-Y-EH1 S-AA1-N P-IH1-NG-K


Absolutely!


I am so on board!


Rachel didn't you just light that?

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-T DH-AE1-T


Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know?  Good luck, Rach.

Y-AE1 AY1 D-IH1-D B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 AE1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1-T B-AE1 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 G-UH1 D-L-AH1 K-R-AE1-CH


I've actually been thinking about quitting lately.

AY1 V-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T K-W-IH1 T-IH0 NG-L-EY1 T-L-IY0


Tell me about it!


Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T K-W-IH1 T-W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T K-W-IH1 T-L-EH1-T S-AO1-L K-W-IH1-T


It does sound appealing.

IH1-T D-AH1-Z S-AW1-N D-AH0 P-IY1 L-IH0-NG


Oh, I never could do it.


Oh but you could.


You can.


We can help each other out!

W-IY1 K-AE1-N HH-EH1-L P-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AW1-T


We can get--what are those--those patches!

W-IY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-W-AH0 T-AA1-R TH-OW1 S-AH0 TH-OW2-S P-AE1 CH-AH0-Z


We could be like the Patch Sisters!

W-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 P-AE1-CH S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z


Oh y'know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!

OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 SH-UH1-D K-W-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S K-W-IH1-T


Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it!

Y-EH1-S G-R-EY1-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-OW1-Z S-IH1-G-Z G-IH1 V-IH1-T G-IH1 V-IH1-T


My late husband gave me that lighter.  I'm not kidding.

M-AY1 L-EY1-T HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D G-EY1 V-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 T-ER0 IH1-M N-AA1-T K-IH1 D-IH0-NG


Okay then!


Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-T S-AH0 K-AA1-N T-EH0-S T-IH1 K-N-OW0 L-AY1-K K-AA1 L-EH0-K T-AO1-L F-AY1-V


Does, um, anyone wanna see?

D-AH1 Z-AH1 M-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1


Nooo..


Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!

OW1 HH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 DH-AE1-T K-AH1 T-IH1 T-AW1-T


It's worse than the thumb!

IH1-T S-W-ER1-S DH-AE1-N DH-AH0 TH-AH1-M


Hey, this is so unfair!

HH-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 AH0-N F-EH1-R


Oh, why is it unfair?


So I have a flaw!


Big deal!


Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?

L-AY1-K JH-OY1-Z K-AA1-N-S T-AH0-N T-N-AH1 K-L-AH0 K-R-AE2 N-IH0-K S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-AH0 N-OY1 IH0-NG


And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word?

AH0-N D-R-AA1 S-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 Z-OW1 V-ER0 P-R-AH0 N-AO2 S-IH0 NG-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 S-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-W-ER1-D


And Monica, with that snort when she laughs?

AH0-N D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T S-N-AO1-R T-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 L-AE1-F-S


I mean, what the hell is that thing?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T TH-IH1-NG


...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

AY1 AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AO1-L DH-OW1-Z F-L-AO1 Z-W-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 AE0-K S-EH1-P T-M-IY1 F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S


...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?

D-AH1-Z DH-AH0 N-AH1 K-L-AH0 K-R-AE2 N-IH0-K-S B-AA1 DH-ER0 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0


Well, I-I could live without it.

W-EH1 L-IY1 K-UH1 D-L-AY1 V-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-IH1-T


Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

W-EH1 L-IH1 Z-IH1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-AH0 N-OY1 IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH1 Z-IH1 T-L-AY1 K-W-EH1-N F-IY1 B-IY0 CH-UW1-Z HH-ER0 HH-EH1-R


Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.

OW1 N-AW1 D-AA1-N T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-IH1-M F-IY1-B Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-EH0-N D-IY1 R-IH0-NG


Oh,  "you do, do you"?


You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1-DH-S P-IY1 K-IH0-NG K-ER0 EH1-K T-L-IY0


"Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.

IH0-N D-IY1-D DH-EH1 R-IH1 S-AH0-N T-AY1 SH-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 W-ER1-K


Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.

Y-AE1 K-AA1 Z-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2-Z S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N M-AY1-T G-EH1 T-W-AH1-T DH-EY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AO1-R D-ER0-D


Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.

OW0 HH-OW1 HH-UW0 DH-AH0 HH-EH1-R K-AH1-M Z-AW1 T-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-L-AH1-V-Z K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Awww! Mel Torme died.


Joey, that paper's like a year old!

JH-OW1 IY0 DH-AE1-T P-EY1 P-ER0 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 Y-IH1 R-OW1-L-D


Aw! Does that mean the


Hey.


You're sure? You're absolutely sure?

Y-UH1-R SH-UH1 R-Y-UH1 R-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 SH-UH1-R


Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.

W-EH1-L N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AH1 M-AY1 B-EH1-T SH-IY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-AH1-Z


Probably?


Yeah, I don't like that word.

Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-W-ER1-D


Kind of what 'probably' really means.

K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-AH1-T P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 M-IY1-N-Z


Yeah, uh-huh.


Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," y'know?

Y-AE1 OW1 Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-OW1-N-T K-IH1-L HH-ER0 S-EH1-L F-IH1 K-N-OW0


I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!"

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-AO1-L M-AY1 HH-OW1-P S-AH1 V-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 L-IH1 V-IH0-NG T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AA1 N-AA0-N P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0


You gotta take care of yourselves!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1 V-Y-UH0-R S-EH1-L-V-Z


In


Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?

B-IH1-NG D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T S-IY1-M S-OW1 W-IH1-R D-N-AW1 D-AH1 Z-IH1-T


Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.

Y-UW1 HH-UW2 EH1 R-AH0 N-L-IH2 T-M-AH0 N-R-AA1 Y-AH0 L-AH0 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 S-EY1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 T-UW1 HH-IH1-Z F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0 B-R-AY1-D


Ohhh!  Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn't he?

OW1 HH-W-AW1 HH-IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 T-EY1-K S-Y-AO1-R B-R-EH1 TH-AH0 W-EY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IY1


He's a keeper. How are you feeling?

HH-IY1 Z-AH0 K-IY1 P-ER0 HH-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-IH0-NG


Oh, I'm fine.


Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.

K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AE0 D-M-AY1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG JH-AH1-S T-R-EY1 Z-IH0-NG HH-ER0 AO1 L-AH0 L-OW1-N


Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.

OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH0 L-OW1 N-AY1 HH-AE1 V-R-AA1-S


Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?

OW1 SH-UH1-R N-AW1 B-AH1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N Z-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 M-IY1-T-S S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L S-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T S-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Well then he gets a divorce, it's Ross!

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 G-EH1-T S-AH0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R S-IH1-T S-R-AA1-S


I'm telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say they're gonna be there until they start their real family.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 JH-AE1 N-AH0-S DH-EY1 AO1-L S-EY1 TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N T-IH1-L DH-EY1-S T-AA1-R-T DH-EH1-R R-IY1-L F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0


Well I—That's never gonna happen with Ross.

W-EH1 L-IH1 TH-AH0-T S-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-R-AA1-S


Oh well that's what I thought about my first husband, now I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.

OW1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 F-ER1-S-T HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N D-N-AW1 IH1 M-L-AH1 K-IY0 IH1 F-M-AY1 K-IH1-D G-EH1-T-S T-UW1-S P-EH1-N-D DH-AH0 W-IY1 K-EH2-N D-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 T-W-IH1-N Z-AH0-N D-L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-IH1 Z-N-UW1 B-UW1-B-Z


And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here.

AH0-N-D T-IH1 M-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 G-UH1 D-L-AH1-K HH-IY1-R


Hey. Who's that?


What happened to the Disgustingtons?

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-IH0-S G-AH1-S T-IH0-NG T-AH0-N-Z


They're having their baby!

TH-EH1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R B-EY1 B-IY0


It's not fair Ross we got here first!

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T F-EH1-R R-AA1 S-W-IY1 G-AA1-T HH-IY1-R F-ER1-S-T


Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery.

R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 L-EH1-F-T DH-EY1 W-IY1-L-D HH-ER0 AO1 F-IH0-N T-UW1 D-IH0 L-IH1 V-ER0 IY0


Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.

OW1 B-AH1 T-N-AA1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R SH-IY1 G-EY1 V-M-IY1 AH0 JH-UW1 S-IY0 SH-AA1 T-AH1 V-L-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-EY1 M-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T K-R-AW1 N-IH0 NG-AH0 W-EY1


Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?

W-AW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 S-OW1 AH1 HH-AW1 AA1-R DH-AH0 N-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Phoebe?


Look at that guy by the window, wow!

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T G-AY1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 W-AW1


He's awfully short and I think he's talking to himself. And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.

HH-IY1 Z-AA1 F-L-IY0 SH-AO1-R T-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-IH0-M S-EH1-L F-AH0-N-D T-UW1 B-IY1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 AA1 N-AH0-S-T HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T G-UH1 D-IH0-N B-EH1-D


Oh, what is wrong with me lately?

OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 L-EY1 T-L-IY0


I mean it's like every guy I see—I mean look here.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 G-AY1 AY1 S-IY1 IY0 M-IY1 N-L-UH1-K HH-IY1-R


Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that's not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I'm feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T G-AY1 F-AO1 R-IH0-G Z-AE1-M P-AH0 L-AY1 M-IY1-N N-AO1-R M-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AY1 W-UH1-L D-W-UH2-D B-IY1 AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 B-AH1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1-M F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-AO1 L-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 Z-R-IH1 P-AO1-F HH-IH1-Z S-W-EH1-T P-AE2-N-T S-AH0-N-D F-AE1 N-IY0 P-AE1-K


Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?

W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 F-AO1-R TH-M-AH1-N TH-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N S-IY0 R-AY1-T


Yeah.


This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 N-AO1-R M-AH0 L-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-AH0 F-AO1-R TH-M-AH1-N TH-Y-AO1-R HH-AO1-R M-OW2-N-Z-S T-AA1-R-T G-OW1 IH0-NG K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


Really?! So this has happened to you?

R-IH1 L-IY0 S-OW1 DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 Y-UW1


Oh absolutely yeah!


Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y'know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.

OW1 AH0-N-D K-IY1 P-IH0-N M-AY1-N D-N-AW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z K-AE1 R-IY0 IH0-NG T-R-IH1 P-L-AH0-T-S S-OW1 IH0 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 M-EH1 D-AH0 K-AH0-L T-ER1-M Z-AY1 W-AA1 S-IY0 W-AA1-Z TH-R-AY1 S-AE1 Z-R-AE1-N D-IY0


Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa's lap.

W-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N-Z S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-L-AE1-S T-W-IY1 K-EH2-N D-AY1 W-EH1-N-T F-R-AH1-M-S T-AO1-R T-UW1-S T-AO1-R S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N S-AE1-N T-AH0 S-L-AE1-P


Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-IY1 L-AH0 K-AA1-R-D B-AO2-R-D K-AH1 T-AW2 T-AH1 V-IY2 V-AE1-N D-ER0 HH-OW1 L-IY0 F-IY2-L-D F-R-AH1 M-AH0


Ugh!


I called the company that sent and th-they don't care!

AY1 K-AO1-L-D DH-AH0 K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0 DH-AE1-T S-EH1-N T-AH0-N-D TH-EY1 SH-IY0 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R


Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn't an emergency, then what is?

DH-EH1 N-AY1 K-AO1-L D-N-AY1-N T-UW1 W-AH1-N N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0 V-W-AH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 L-AE1-F T-AE1 T-M-IY1 IH1-F DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-AE1 N-IH0 M-ER1 JH-AH0-N S-IY0 DH-EH1 N-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z


Hey guys!


Hey!


Hey


I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party!

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N F-AO1-R L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-W-AH1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T P-AA1-R T-IY0


And the guys from work had a blast.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z F-R-AH1 M-W-ER1-K HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-L-AE1-S-T


Y'know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1-M HH-AE1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1-N T-UW1 AH0 B-AE1 CH-AH0 L-ER0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 B-IH0 F-AO1-R


And-and another one had never been to a party before, so

AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1-N HH-AE1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IH1-N T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 B-IH0 F-AO1-R S-OW1


So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that's nice!

S-OW1 AH1 HH-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AH1 DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-R-IH1-NG HH-AH1 M-AE1-N TH-AE1-T S-N-AY1-S


Yeah, right!


I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those

AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH1 AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AY1 M-AY1 T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 P-IH1 K-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AH1-P F-AO1-R M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 M-AY1 T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.

DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 NG-W-EH1-N M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 F-ER1-S-T K-EY1-M T-UW1 DH-IH1-S K-AH1-N T-R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 K-L-OW1-DH Z-AA1-N HH-ER0 B-AE1 K-W-ER0 AO1-L SH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable?

S-OW1 Y-UW1 M-AY1-T S-EY1 DH-AH0 R-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-IH0 R-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L


Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.

OW1 AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 IH1-T HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-IH0-N M-AY1 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 F-AO1-R JH-EH2 N-ER0 EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 B-R-AY1-D HH-UW1 HH-AE1 Z-W-AO1-R N-IH1-T HH-AE1-Z HH-AE1 D-AH0 L-AO1 NG-AH0-N-D HH-AE1 P-IY0 L-AY1-F


So you might say, it's a magic ring.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 M-AY1-T S-EY1 IH1-T S-AH0 M-AE1 JH-IH0 K-R-IH1-NG


OH MY GOD!! I didn't really believe it until you just said it!!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1 D-IH1-T


Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.

W-EH1 L-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1-S K-AE1-N K-IY1-P D-EY1 T-IH0-NG HH-ER0


Obviously! So, how do we decide?

AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 S-OW1 HH-AW1 D-UW1 W-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1-D


Well now let's-let's look at this objectively, I think I should date her

W-EH1-L N-AW1 L-EH1-T-S T-L-AH0-N Z-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-AA0-B JH-EH1-K T-IH0 V-L-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 SH-UH1-D D-EY1-T HH-ER0


Uh-huh. Uh-huh.


That's interesting, but check this out. I date her

TH-AE1-T S-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG B-AH1-T CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1 T-AY1 D-EY1-T HH-ER0


Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 AY1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T B-AH1-T JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 G-OW1 IH0 N-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 D-ER0 EH1-K SH-AH0-N


Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1-S K-AE1-N G-OW1 AA1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


Yeah well we should order some food then.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-W-IY1 SH-UH1 D-AO1-R D-ER0 S-AH1-M F-UW1-D DH-EH1-N


No Joey! Look why don't, why don't we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we'll

N-OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 L-UH1 K-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1-T HH-ER0 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-OW2 K-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-IY0 W-EH1-L


That sounds fair.


Maybe I'll take her to that new French restaurant down the street

M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-L T-EY1-K HH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-N-UW1 F-R-EH1-N CH-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T D-AW1-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1-T


Ah yeah—wait a second now!

AA1 Y-IY1-W HH-EY2 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-N-AW1


Look we're gonna have to set a spending limit on the date.

L-UH1 K-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EH1 T-AH0-S P-EH1-N D-IH0 NG-L-IH1 M-AH0 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 D-EY1-T


I don't have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 T-UW1 T-EY1-K HH-ER0 T-UW1 AH0 F-AE1-N S-IY0 P-L-EY1 S-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Well sorry, that's what I do on dates.

W-EH1-L S-AA1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 AA1-N D-EY1-T-S


All right, well I guess I'll just have to do what I do on dates.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 AA1-N D-EY1-T-S


So let's decide on the spending limit

S-OW1 L-EH1-T-S D-IH0 S-AY1 D-AA1-N DH-AH0-S P-EH1-N D-IH0 NG-L-IH1 M-AH0-T


Yeah. Uh, …a slice……six dollars?

Y-AE1 AH1 AH0 S-L-AY1 S-IH0 S-IH0-K-S D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


I was thinking more like a hundred.

AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D


Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?

OW2 K-EY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 B-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Hi, again.


Hey!


Thank you soo, much.


Oh, don't thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work.

OW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-AE1-NG K-M-IY1 TH-AE1-NG-K DH-AH0 JH-ER1-K DH-AE1 T-N-EH1 V-ER0 SH-OW1 D-AH1 P-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 W-ER1-K


You want some help with that?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M HH-EH1-L P-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T


Oh, no thanks, I got it.  No I don't!

OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K S-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


Whoa! Are you okay?


Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush.

W-UW1-S T-UH1 D-AH1-P T-UW1 F-AE1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L HH-EH1 D-R-AH1-SH


It's the heat.  And-and the humidity.

IH1-T-S DH-AH0 HH-IY1 T-AE1-N D-AE2-N-D DH-AH0 HH-Y-UW0 M-IH1 D-AH0 T-IY0


That's a uh, that's a tough combination.

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 AH1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 T-AH1-F K-AA2-M B-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1 M-IH0-N F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-L-EH1 M-AH0 N-EY1-D


Like you wouldn't believe.  Wow! This is a great place.

L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T P-L-EY1-S


What do you mean?


Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh.

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-EH1-N S-AH0 B-AW1-T P-OW1 AH0 T-R-IY0 OW1


Oh!


Ooohh, to a Porsche!


Hey Gunther, these yours?

HH-EY1 G-AH1-N TH-ER0 DH-IY1 Z-Y-UH1-R-Z


Yeah, that's what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 D-R-AY1 V-AY1 M-EY1-K F-AO1-R B-AH1-K S-AE1 N-AW1 ER0 AY1 S-EY1-V D-AH1-P F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 Y-IH1-R-Z


Na-uh!  Hey did anybody lose their keys?

N-AO1 HH-EY1 D-IH1 D-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 L-UW1-Z DH-EH1-R K-IY1-Z


Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?

JH-OW1 IY0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 P-UH1-T DH-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-AO1-S T-AH0-N-D F-AW1-N-D


There's a lost and found?  My shoe!

DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 L-AO1-S T-AH0-N-D F-AW1-N D-M-AY1 SH-UW1


You left a shoe here?!


Well, I didn't realize until I got home.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AY1 G-AA1-T HH-OW1-M


I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe!

AY1 W-AO1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AO1 K-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 B-AE1-K D-AW1-N HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-W-AH1-N SH-UW1


I'm gonna go find that guy's car and leave a note on the windshield.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 F-AY1-N-D DH-AE1-T G-AY1-Z K-AA1 R-AH0-N D-L-IY1 V-AH0 N-OW1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 W-IH1-N-D SH-IY2-L-D


Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I'll be sure to give him your shoe.

OW1 G-UH1 D-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 K-AH1-M-Z B-AE1-K F-AO1-R HH-IH1-Z K-IY1 Z-IH1-L B-IY1 SH-UH1-R T-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-IH1 M-Y-AO1-R SH-UW1


Great! Thanks.


Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.

OW1 K-EY1 AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0 K-L-AW1-N F-AH1 N-IY0 K-L-AW1 N-IH1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 F-AO1 R-AE1-F T-ER0 HH-IH1 Z-N-AE1-P S-N-AA1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R HH-IH1 Z-N-AE1-P S-AO1-R HH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T S-L-IY1-P


Carol, we've been through this before, ok?

K-AE1 R-AH0 L-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N TH-R-UW1 DH-IH1-S B-IH0 F-AO1 R-OW1 K-EY1


We have a good time.


We laugh, we play.


It's like we're father and son.

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-W-ER0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D S-AH1-N


Honey, relax. Ross is great with him.  Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-R-AA1 S-IH1-Z G-R-EY1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M D-AA1-N T-L-UH1-K S-OW1 S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z D-IH1 M-AH0 L-AH1 V-L-IY0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N


Oh, this is so cute.


Oh, I got that for him.

OW1 AY1 G-AA1-T DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M


My mommies love me. That's clever.

M-AY1 M-AA1 M-IY0 Z-L-AH1 V-M-IY1 TH-AE1-T-S K-L-EH1 V-ER0


Hello?


Oh, Hi, Ju——Hi, Jew!


Uh huh?


Ok.  Um, sure, that'd be great.

OW1 K-EY1 AH1-M SH-UH1-R TH-AE1 T-AH0-D B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T


See ya then.


Bye.


Did you just say Hi, Jew?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 HH-AY1 JH-UW1


Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.

Y-EH1 S-AH1 Y-EH1 S-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-EH1 D-IY0 M-AO1-S K-AH0 W-IH0-T S-Y-AE1 HH-IY1 L-AY1-K S-IH1 T-R-IY2 AH0 F-ER1-M-Z HH-IH1-Z F-EY1-TH


Now there you go! I wouldn't want my best guest to strain her eyes!

N-AW1 DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T G-EH1-S-T T-UW1-S T-R-EY1-N HH-ER0 AY1-Z


Thanks Monica!


Does that smell bother you?

D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T S-M-EH1-L B-AA1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1


What the smell from Joey's? No, I can hardly smell it over here.

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 S-M-EH1-L F-R-AH1-M JH-OY1 Z-N-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N HH-AA1-R D-L-IY0 S-M-EH1 L-IH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Well you let me know if you can, because y'know I can bake a pie to cover it.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 K-AE1-N B-EY1 K-AH0 P-AY1 T-UW1 K-AH1 V-ER0 IH1-T


I can smell it a little, bake the pie.

AY1 K-AE1-N S-M-EH1 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EY1-K DH-AH0 P-AY1


Okay.


Hello?  Oh yes, one minute please.  It's for you. It's the fire inspector.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 OW1 Y-EH1 S-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T P-L-IY1 Z-IH1-T-S F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 IH1-T-S DH-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 IH0-N-S P-EH1-K T-ER0


Oh!  Hello?  Yeah this is Phoebe.  Really?!

OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-IY1 B-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0


Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair straightener that started the fire.

Y-AE1 S-OW1 IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AO1-S-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1-R-S T-R-EY1 T-N-ER0 DH-AE1-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D DH-AH0 F-AY1 ER0


No-no, it was the candles.

N-AA1 N-OW0 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 K-AE1-N D-AH0-L-Z


It's very not good leaving candles unattended.

IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AA1-T G-UH1 D-L-IY1 V-IH0-NG K-AE1-N D-AH0-L Z-AH0 N-AH0 T-EH1-N D-IH0-D


In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is…  Uhh… Uhh… Okay.

IH0-N F-AE1-K T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-EY1 T-IY1 CH-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-AY1 ER0-S K-UW1 L-IH1 Z-AH1 AH1 OW2 K-EY1


Well, I have to go now.


Joey proposed to me.

JH-OW1 IY0 P-R-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 M-IY1


Is he crazy?! You just had Ross’s baby!

IH1-Z HH-IY1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 D-R-AA1-S B-EY1 B-IY0


Are you crazy?


You just had Ross’s baby!

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 D-R-AA1-S B-EY1 B-IY0


It’s-it’s so  inappropriate.

IH1-T-S T-IH0-S S-OW1 IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0-T


No, it’s worse than that.


It’s wrong.


It’s… It is bigger than  mine!

IH1-T S-IH1 T-IH1-Z B-IH1 G-ER0 DH-AE1-N M-AY1-N


I know.


You can’t marry him!


Why not? I don’t want to do this alone! And he’s such a sweet  guy and he loves me so much.

W-AY1 N-AA1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0 L-OW1 N-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 S-W-IY1-T G-AY1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 L-AH1-V Z-M-IY1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


Well do you love him?


Sure.


Sure?


Yeah, I mean whatever.


Honey, the question is…do you really want to marry Joey?

HH-AH1 N-IY0 DH-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH1-D S-OW0 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 JH-OW1 IY0


No. No, I don’t. Could you be a dear and go tell him?

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 D-IH1 R-AH0-N-D G-OW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M


So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?

S-OW1 S-OW0 Y-UW1 T-UW1 W-ER0 M-EH1 R-IY0-D HH-AH1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T D-R-IH1-F T-AH0 P-AA1-R-T


Here comes the bride.


Oh my God Monica!


I wanna wear this everyday.

AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 W-EH1-R DH-IH1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 D-EY1


You look so beautiful.

Y-UW1 L-UH1-K S-OW1 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L


I'm so happy for me.


Hello?


Yeah, we got him back. Everything's fine.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 G-AA1-T HH-IH1-M B-AE1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z F-AY1-N


Damnit!


I will be! Listen, I don't want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?

AY1 W-IH1-L B-IY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-IY1 CH-IH0-NG M-AY1 S-AH1-N DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1 F-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-OW2 K-EY1


Fine.


Fine, but I'll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel.

F-AY1-N B-AH1 T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N S-AY1 T-AO1-T HH-IH1-M DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1-F HH-IY1 K-AO1-L D-M-IY1 F-AH1 N-AE1-N T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


No that's not what I want. Uh, I'm glad you guys were bonding but I

N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH1 IH1-M G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 B-AA1-N D-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-AY1


Look he doesn't have any brothers or sisters, somebody's gonna have to teach him this stuff!

L-UH1-K HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 Z-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-IY1-CH HH-IH1-M DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F


And I haven't taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn't know anyway!

AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T T-AO1-T HH-IH1 M-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1 T-AH0 N-AO1-R M-AH0-L S-IH1-K S-IY0 R-OW2-L-D D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Crap!!


I gotta go!


Look at that! Look at that! They're going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T TH-EH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T K-L-AE1 S-L-AW1-N-JH D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


No.


Me neither! We have to get in!

M-IY1 N-IY1 DH-ER0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N


Just act like you belong.

JH-AH1-S T-AE1-K T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-AO1-NG


Oh my God! Oranges!


Shh!  Nice to see you again.

SH-N-AY1-S T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N


Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?

AH1 S-ER1 M-EY1 AY1 S-IY1 Y-AO1-R T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S P-L-IY1-Z


Yes, of course.


I'm sorry, would you move your thumb? I can't see the seat number.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 M-UW1 V-Y-AO1-R TH-AH1 M-AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IY1 DH-AH0 S-IY1 T-N-AH1-M B-ER0


Oh that's all right, I have it memorized. It's 1A.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-IH1 T-M-EH1 M-ER0 AY2-Z D-IH1-T S-W-AH1 N-AH0


Okay!


I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids.

AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH1-P S-EH2 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-N-AA1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D K-IH1-D-Z


All I really needed was a plan.

AO1 L-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-IY1 D-AH0 D-W-AA1 Z-AH0 P-L-AE1-N


See I wanna have three kids

S-IY1 AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V TH-R-IY1 K-IH1-D-Z


Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.

OW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1 S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V DH-EH1 M-AO1 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V DH-EH1-M F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I'm 35 which gives me five years.

AE1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 SH-UH1-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 F-ER1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 K-IH1-D-Z B-AY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 AE1-M TH-ER1 D-IY0 F-AY1 V-W-IH1-CH G-IH1-V Z-M-IY1 F-AY1 V-Y-IH1-R-Z


You spent a hundred dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed!

Y-UW1-S P-EH1-N T-AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 L-IH1 M-AH0 T-Y-UH1-R-S K-R-UW1-D


Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So technically,

AH1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 S-EH1-N-T DH-AH0 F-L-AW1 ER0-Z B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L D-EY1-T S-OW1 T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0


Oh-oh! So that's the way it's gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y'know!

OW1 HH-OW0 S-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-AH1 Y-AE1 AY1 K-AE1-N B-R-EY1-K DH-AH0 R-UW1-L-Z T-UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0


Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?

OW1 Y-AE1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


I don't know.


Why am I not surprised?

W-AY1 AE1 M-AY1 N-AA1-T S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z-D


Y'know what Ross? I'm not gonna let you get away with this!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-R-AA1 S-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S


I don't think you have much choice.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-M-AH1-CH CH-OY1-S


Well we'll see!


Bye-bye!


Yeah bye-bye!  Hey! So just a light layer?

Y-AE1 B-AY1 B-IY0 HH-EY1 S-OW1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-AY1 T-L-EY1 ER0


Yes. Yes. Just here  and there .

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S JH-AH1-S-T HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R


Dad?


I'm here!


Hey!


Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work.

HH-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1-K JH-AH1-S T-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AW1-T T-UW1 W-AA1 CH-M-IY1 W-ER1-K


Dad, we-we can't believe you're selling the house.

D-AE1 D-W-IY1 UW0 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UH1-R S-EH1 L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S


Well, it's time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S T-AY1-M F-AO1 R-AH0 N-UW1 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 T-UW1-S T-AA1-R-T DH-EH1-R M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0-Z HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D HH-OW1-P F-AH0 L-IY0 DH-EH1-R CH-EH1 K-W-IH1-L K-L-IH1-R B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-EY1 F-AY1-N-D DH-AH0 K-R-AE1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-AW0-N D-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 AE0-S B-EH1-S T-AH0 S-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IY1 L-IH0-NG


Let's grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.

L-EH1-T-S G-R-AE1 B-AW1 ER0-S T-AH1 F-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R


I'm sorry we can't store your childhood things anymore.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T-S T-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R CH-AY1-L-D HH-UH2-D TH-IH1-NG Z-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Oh, that's okay, I can't wait to see everything again! All of the memories

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 S-IY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 G-EH1 N-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0-Z


Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH0-T S-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z D-AW1-N HH-IY1-R B-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-AA1-R S-IH1-K S-AO1-R S-EH1 V-AH0-N


I used to


Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.

Y-AE1 N-AA1 T-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 L-AH1-V T-UW1 P-L-EY1 AH0-N K-UH1 K-AH0-D B-AE1 T-ER0 IY1 T-ER0


Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a

HH-EY1 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 N-R-IY1 Z-N-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-AH0 CH-AY1-L-D T-UW1 W-EY1-T F-AO1 R-AH0