Hey Ross! The baby's kicking!

HH-EY1 R-AA1-S DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z K-IH1 K-IH0-NG


Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-Y-UW1 AA1-R S-UW1 K-UW1-L


Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!

AO1 W-AO1-S T-AA1-P K-AH1 M-AA1-N N-AW1 G-OW1 SH-EY1-V DH-AE1-T HH-EH1-D


All right.


Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.

OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1-T-S T-IH1-L G-OW1 IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AE1-T TH-IH1-NG


This woman's living my life.

DH-IH1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0-N Z-L-IH1 V-IH0-NG M-AY1 L-AY1-F


What?


She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me!

SH-EH1 S-L-IH1 V-IH0-NG M-AY1 L-AY1 F-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T B-EH1 T-ER0 DH-AE1-N M-IY1


Look at this, look.


She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see.

SH-IY1 B-AY1-Z T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S F-AO1-R P-L-EY1-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1


She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people.

SH-IY1 SH-IY1 B-AY1-Z K-L-OW1-DH-Z F-R-AH1-M-S T-AO1-R-Z DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-IH0-N T-IH1 M-IH0 D-EY2 T-IH0-D B-AY1 DH-AH0 S-EY1-L-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L


She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.

SH-IY1-S P-EH1-N-T TH-R-IY1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AA1 N-AA1-R-T S-AH0 P-L-AY1-Z


C'mon, this is us.


Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-AY1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 S-AH0 P-L-AY1 Z-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 K-UH1-D D-UW1 AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-OW1 N-L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


Waitressing?


No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.

N-OW1 W-EY1 S-M-AO1-R T-L-IY0 IH1 Z-AH0 S-EY1 L-ER0 AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-IY1-Z G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 L-AY1-K TH-EH1 T-OW0 S-EH2-T-S S-N-AE1-K DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z


I'm..


I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T HH-IY1 Z-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-AE1 T-AH1-S


Oh, that is so sick.


I feel violated. And not in a good way.

AY1 F-IY1-L V-AY1 AH0 L-EY0 T-IH0 D-AH0-N D-N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-EY1


How can people do that?...  Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!

HH-AW1 K-AE1-N P-IY1 P-AH0-L D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-L-UH1 K-AH1 G-L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1 G-AA1-T G-R-AE1 V-AH0 T-IY0 B-UW1-T-S


Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?

M-AE1-N DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z G-R-EY1-T HH-AH1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-W-IY1 TH-R-UW1 DH-AE1-T B-AO1 L-ER0 AW1-N-D


Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.

Y-AE1 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-IH1 T-L-AE1-S T-AH0-D DH-AE1 T-L-AO1-NG


I know. My arm is killing me.

AY1 N-OW1 M-AY1 AA1-R M-IH1-Z K-IH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1


They're nice guys.


Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-AY1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1 S-R-EH2 P-Y-AH0 T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AE1 Z-AH0 D-R-AA1 P-ER0 OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M


Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.

AA1 OW1 G-AA1 D-OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 OW1 TH-AE1-T S-OW1 K-EY1


What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.

W-AH1 T-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-R-OW1-L D-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 JH-UW1-S B-AA1-K-S


Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.

W-EH1-L JH-EY1 M-IY0 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 N-EY1 M-AH1-V S-UW1 Z-AH0-N-Z F-ER1-S-T G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D S-OW1 W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 JH-AO1-R D-IY0


I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time. it is like a freak show up here.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-AO1 AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N B-R-EH1-S-T F-IY1 D-IH0-NG B-OW1 TH-AH1-V HH-ER0 T-W-IH1-N Z-AE1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M T-AY1 M-IH1 T-IH1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 F-R-IY1-K SH-OW1 AH1-P HH-IY1-R


What's the matter?


I got it.


What is it? Hey!


Really it's nothing. I'm just

R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-T S-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T


No, you don't.


I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.

AY1-V JH-AH1-S-T B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 M-AY1 B-EY1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AO1 L-AH0 L-OW1-N


Why?


Oh please, he'll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.

OW1 P-L-IY1-Z HH-EH1-L B-IY1 W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 Z-R-IY1-L F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 DH-AH0 T-W-IH1-N Z-AH0-N D-L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-IH1 S-N-UW1 B-UW1-B-Z


Okay, how long was I watching that woman?

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


I'm just saying that y'know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he's gonna have his own life. Right?

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 S-AH1-M D-EY2 R-AA1 S-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IY1-T S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 AE1-N-D HH-AH0-S G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V HH-IH1 Z-OW1 N-L-AY1 F-R-AY1-T


Yeah, I guess so.


I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-EH1 V-ER0 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-R-EY1-Z DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 AO1-L B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F P-R-IH1 T-IY0 D-AH1-M HH-AH1


Bob. Bob! Bob!!!  What the hell are you doing?!

B-AA1-B B-AA1-B B-AA1 B-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


I just found out this is Chandler's office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-AW1-N D-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-AO1 F-AH0-S K-AH1 M-AA1-N T-OW1 B-IY0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 HH-AE1-N-D


Out


We said seven!


We said six!


The only way that I said six would be if the seven's, let meet at seven, not at six.

DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D S-IH1-K S-W-UH1-D B-IY1 IH1-F DH-AH0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N Z-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 T-AE1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N N-AA1 T-AE1-T S-IH1-K-S


Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would've said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriend's such a wise ass—seven!"

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 W-UH1-D-L-V S-EH1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-W-AW1 M-AY1 B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 W-AY1 Z-AH0-S V-IY1-N


Hi!


Oh my good God.


I know what time you said.


What?!


Interesting.


You, get out of my shop!

Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-AY1 SH-AA1-P


Well, what did he do?


He went out with my wife!

HH-IY1 W-EH1-N T-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 W-AY1-F


Joey!


Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I—Hey! I did

HH-W-AA2 HH-OW0 W-EY1 SH-AH0 IH1 HH-IY0 AY1 D-IH1-D


That's my wife!!! Get out!


Well, I was having a conversation.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Y'know you, really didn't have to take me to the airport.

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-R P-AO2-R-T


Oh please.


Every moment is precious.

EH1 V-ER0 IY0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-IH1-Z P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-S


Y'know?


Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don't really seem to care too much that you're leaving.

B-IH0 S-AY1-D-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 R-AY1 D-IH0-N DH-AE1 T-AH1 DH-ER0 T-AE1-K S-IY0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R L-AH1 G-AH0 JH-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-IY1-M T-UW1 K-EH1-R T-UW1 M-AH1-CH DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R L-IY1 V-IH0-NG


Well, we're really not that close.  Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.

W-EH1 L-W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T K-L-OW1 S-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH1 G-UH2-D B-AY1 DH-EH1-N


On no! No! It's not good-bye, I'm not leaving until you get on that plane.

AA1-N N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T G-UH2-D B-AY1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-L-IY1 V-IH0 NG-AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AA1-N DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1-N


No, I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him.

N-OW1 IH1 M-AH0 F-R-EY1 D-AY1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 M-EY1 K-L-AH1 V-AE1 Z-W-EH1 L-AE1-Z HH-IH1-M


Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.

Y-AE1 AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-EH1 T-AH0 F-AO0-R


Yes, and I was saying the actual words.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-W-ER1-D-Z


Here, I'll get it.


We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.

W-EH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 T-EY1-K DH-IY1-Z P-AE1-N-T S-AO1 F-AH0-P-S T-EH1-R Z-AO1-R DH-AE1-T-S T-EY1-N-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1-T


Yep.  I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.

Y-EH1 P-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-EH1-R DH-IY1 Z-AA1 N-AW1 ER0 D-EY1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh, great!


Okay, bye!  Oh my God!!


Just go for it Chandler.

JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 F-AO1 R-IH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Yeah, you should.


All right, all right, I'll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I'm just doing it for you guys.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L G-OW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D B-AH1 T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


: I'm sure as hell a dancer, it's no use Marge will never go for me.

IH1-M SH-UH1 R-AE1-Z HH-EH1 L-AH0 D-AE1-N S-ER0 IH1-T S-N-OW1 Y-UW1 S-M-AA1-R JH-W-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 F-AO1-R M-IY1


Come on Treeger, don't say that.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N T-R-IY1 G-ER0 D-AA1-N-T S-EY1 DH-AE1-T


You just ahh, you just need more practice.

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-AA1 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-M-AO1-R P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S


Here, come on, let's ahh, let's try it again.

HH-IY1-R K-AH1 M-AA1 N-L-EH1-T S-AA1 L-EH1-T-S T-R-AY1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway.

P-L-AH1 S-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 M-OW1-S T-L-IY0 M-AY1 F-AO1-L T-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


I mean, y'know, I'm not really that comfortable dancing with a— We-he!!

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-M N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 DH-AE1-T K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0-L D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH0 W-IY1-HH


Hey!


Cut! Wonderful!


Are you sure? I'll bet there's another flight to Minsk in like

AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-IH1-L B-EH1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 F-L-AY1-T T-UW1 M-IH1-N-S K-IH0 N-L-AY1-K


July. Umm,


That's really beautiful. What does it mean?

TH-AE1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-W-AH1-T D-AH1 Z-IH1 T-M-IY1-N


I know.


So Chandler, your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

S-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-AO1-R P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 B-IH1-N TH-R-IH1-L D-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L-D DH-EH1 M-Y-UW1 W-ER0 EH0-N G-EY1-JH-D


Oh yeah, I should probably call them.

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 SH-UH1-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-AO1-L DH-EH1-M


You're right! You're right. Don't say it.

Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T D-AA1-N-T S-EY1 IH1-T


I-I do though.


I do too.


Bye Phoebe.


Okay, now's not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1-M JH-OW1 IY0 AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-Y-EH1 L-AE1 T-M-IY1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Yeah, I-I heard.  I think it's great!  Ohh, I'm so happy for you!

Y-AE1 IY1 HH-ER1 D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-OW1 IH1-M S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


I can't believe you're getting married!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Yeah.


Monica and Rachel made out.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L M-EY1 D-AW1-T


Ohhh!


What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don't you?

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG F-AH1-N-D D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1


We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.

W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 N-AW1 W-IY1 K-AO1 L-IH1-T DH-AH0 B-IY1-CH HH-AW1-S


After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,

AE1-F T-ER0 AH0 P-L-AY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-AA0-K S-IY1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-L-IH1 N-AH0-N-S T-R-IH1-P-S T-UW1 L-EH1 G-N-AH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1-N


Really?!


Grasp one of the linen strips by its 'easy grab tab' and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.

G-R-AE1-S P-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-IH1 N-AH0-N-S T-R-IH1-P-S B-AY1 IH1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 G-R-AE1-B T-AE1 B-AH0-N-D P-UH1 L-IH1 T-AO1 F-IH0 N-W-AH1-N K-W-IH1-K P-EY1-N F-R-IY1 M-OW1 SH-AH0-N


I mean, I don't remember much about last night, it was such a blur.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 M-AH1 CH-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 B-L-ER1


Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.

OW1 AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 L-AE1 F-IH0 NG-AY1 L-AE1-F T-AH0 L-AA1-T


Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.

HH-AH1 W-EH1-L DH-AH0 G-ER1-L Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AE1 T-AH0-N N-AY1 T-IY0 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AH0 M-ER1 SH-AH0-L D-AA1-N-T S-IY1-M T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T B-AE1-D


Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I'm just glad we didn't do anything stupid.

OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-R-AH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-L-AE1 D-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


But hey, y'know if you don't believe me, please, by my guest.

B-AH1-T HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z B-AY1 M-AY1 G-EH1-S-T


What are we gonna do?


Now umm, remember I'm still learning.

N-AW1 AH1 M-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 IH1-M-S T-IH1-L L-ER1 N-IH0-NG


One, two, three, four!


Did she see us yet? Did she see us?

D-IH1-D SH-IY1 S-IY1 AH1 S-Y-EH1-T D-IH1-D SH-IY1 S-IY1 AH1-S


Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?

JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-W-AH1 T-AH1 M-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


I know!


David who?


Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a

AH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-AY1 L-AH0 G-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-N-IY1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 S-IH1 G-N-AH0 CH-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 AE0 D-M-IH1 SH-AH0-N-Z F-AO1-R M-W-EH1 L-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1 T-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0


I am. I'm


Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around.

OW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 S-AH1 M-OW2-N Z-N-EY1 M-IH0 N-AH1-F DH-EY1 T-ER1 N-ER0 AW1-N-D


Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing.

HH-EY1 M-OW1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1-M T-AH0 N-AY1 T-W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-IY1 Z-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 W-EH1 R-IH0-NG


Yeah, I'm just, I'm just in town for a conference. Umm,

Y-AE1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH0-N T-AW1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AA1-N F-ER0 AH0-N S-AH1-M


Sorry.


I'm so exited!


I've been waiting for this for months!

AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R M-AH1-N-TH-S


Yes! Santa's coming!


I got new sheets!


I'm making him a


But hey, it's not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides

B-AH1-T HH-EY1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 S-AY1 AH0-N T-IH0-S-T S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 T-UH1-R G-AY1-D-Z


Whatever.


I thought I was making him filet mignon?

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M F-IH0 L-EY1 M-IH1 G-N-AH0-N


Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right?

W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-ER1-K DH-AH0 AH1 W-EY1 T-ER0 Z-IY1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-ER0 Z-R-AY1-T


And then you realised if you  bitched about it, then you  would stop cooking, and you  would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 R-IY1 AH0 L-AY2-Z D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 B-IH1-CH T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D-S T-AA1-P K-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R F-EY1 M-AH0-S B-EY1-K-T P-AH0 T-EY1 T-OW2 AH0-N-D D-AY1 AH0-T K-OW1-K


Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.

W-AW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-EH1-T K-R-AE1 B-IY0 W-EH1 N-AY1 K-UH1-K


Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 L-AA1-T S-AH1-V G-AY1 Z-Y-UW2 Y-OW1 Y-UW2 W-ER0 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 T-AY1 ER0 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Y'know, hey I understand.

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EY1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


Hey, when I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you, right?

HH-EY1 W-EH1 N-IH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 AH0-N S-AY1 D-AA1-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 R-AY1-T


Phoebe!


I'll see you tomorrow.


Yeah, when we're in the audience he doesn't talk to us, but he does wave.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 N-W-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 AH0-N-S HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 AH1-S B-AH1-T HH-IY1 D-AH1 Z-W-EY1-V


Deeper.


Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot.

HH-EY1 AY1 W-AO1-S-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 L-UH1-K T-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


All right?


You are now completely asleep.

Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AW1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY1-P


You don't need to smoke.


Yeah that's the same.


You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.

Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0-S T-R-AO1-NG K-AA1-N F-AH0 D-AH0-N T-W-UH1 M-AH0-N HH-UW1 D-AH1 Z-N-AA1 T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 S-M-OW1-K


Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?

OW1 W-EY1-T DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D S-OW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T


Thank you for your patience, you're the next caller.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R P-EY1 SH-AH0-N S-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T K-AO1 L-ER0


Yes!! Yes!! I'm the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-IH1-M DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T K-AO1 L-ER0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-M-IY1 HH-AE1 NG-AH1-P


Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?

HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 D-AH1 K-AH0-N D-AH0 CH-IH1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 TH-IY1 AH0 T-ER0


And of course, the Indians.

AH0-N D-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S DH-AH0 IH1-N D-IY0 AH0-N-Z


No.


Hi, guys.


So how are things going with Paul?

S-OW1 HH-AW1 AA1-R TH-IH1-NG-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH P-AO1-L


Good.


Although y'know, he-he's a private guy.

AO2-L DH-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-IY1-HH Z-AH0 P-R-AY1 V-AH0-T G-AY1


Y'know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1 OW1 P-AH0 N-AH1 P-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T SH-EH1-R S-AH1-M F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z


Hormones.


So what are you saying.  I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 SH-UH1 D-R-AH1-N HH-IH1 M-AH1-N D-ER0 HH-AA1 T-W-AO1 T-ER0 AH0-N-D B-AE1-NG HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Your parents'?


Yeah, they're out of town.


Hi!


Monica, number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I...   What?!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K B-EH1 N-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D-Z DH-AH0 K-AA1-N S-EH0-P T-AH1-V B-R-AY1 B-ER0 IY0 AH0-N D-N-AH1-M B-ER0 T-UW1 AY1 W-AH1-T


You said number two.


I also said number one.

AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 S-EH1 D-N-AH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1-N


Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?

HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 M-AY1 B-AA1-S D-AH1 G-R-AY1-T


Yes, hi.


You would think.


Okay, fine.


Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why I'm a terrible waitress?

G-AH1-N TH-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 AE1 M-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-EY1 T-R-AH0-S D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AY1 IH1 M-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-EY1 T-R-AH0-S


No leg-chewing for us sir.

N-OW1 L-EH1 G-AH0 W-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH1-S S-ER1


Oh well, give it time.


I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don't care where the tray spot is, I just don't care, this is not what I want to do.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-IH1-CH P-AA1 T-IH1 Z-R-EH1 G-Y-AH0 L-ER0 AH0-N D-W-IH1-CH P-AA1 T-IH1-Z D-IY1 K-AE0 F-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-EH1-R DH-AH0 T-R-EY1-S P-AA1 T-IH1 Z-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1


So I don't think I should do it anymore.

S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 IH1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


I'm gonna give you my weeks notice.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 M-AY1 W-IY1-K S-N-OW1 T-AH0-S


What?!


Gunther, I quit.


Does this mean we're gonna have to start paying for coffee?

D-AH1-Z DH-IH1 S-M-IY1 N-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-R-T P-EY1 IH0-NG F-AO1-R K-AA1 F-IY0


Ohh, I mean it's just so realistic!

OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 R-IY2 AH0 L-IH1-S T-IH0-K


I know.  Yeah, his name is Pat.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-AE1 HH-IH1 Z-N-EY1 M-IH1-Z P-AE1-T


Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!!

P-AE1-T DH-AH0 D-AO1 G-OW1 OW1 AY1 G-EH1 T-IH1-T


Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH1 D-UW1 Y-ER0 IY1 D-IY0 F-AO1 R-AH0 R-IY1 F-IH0-L


Oh, I probably shouldn't—so I will!  Oh! Wow! It's like it's raining!

OW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 SH-OW1-L-D-T-N S-UW1 AY1 W-IH1 L-OW1 W-AW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-R-EY1 N-IH0-NG


Pretty cool, huh?


How many times have I told you guys, you

HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M-Z HH-AE1 V-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-Y-UW1


Hi Chandler.


Hey!


Okay.  God y'know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani's apartment

OW2 K-EY1 G-AA1 D-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-F S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 AH0 W-IY1 K-AH0 G-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 P-IY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IH1 B-IY0 AH0 N-IY0 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Yeah, life's pretty great isn't it?

Y-AE1 L-AY1-F-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-R-EY1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T


William Sonoma


Expect it in 4-6 weeks.

IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH1 T-IH0-N F-AO1-R T-UW1 S-IH1-K S-W-IY1-K-S


Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.

AH1-M HH-EY1 AH1-M JH-OY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AE1-T DH-AH0 T-EH1 L-AH0 TH-AA0-N F-AO1-R DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L P-L-EY1-S T-UW1 AW0 ER0 S-EH1-L-V-Z


Yeah, so?


No-no-no-no-no,  I'm not fallin' for that again.

N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW0 D-OW1 N-IY0 AH0 IH1-M N-AA1-T F-AE1 L-IH0-N F-AO1-R DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T CH-AE1-M P-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-L P-AE1-S


Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.

W-EH1 L-AY1 S-AO1-R T-AH0 D-IH1 D-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D TH-IH1 NG-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


Why?


Ewww!


So uh, what's your name?


It's Jake.


Joey.  Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?

JH-OW1 IY0 HH-EY1 JH-EY1-K D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 N-IH1-K-S


Yeah, big fan.


But in very different ways.

B-AH1 T-IH0-N V-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-W-EY1-Z


Hey!


I did! But the store wouldn't take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?

AY1 D-IH1-D B-AH1-T DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T T-EY1-K HH-ER0 B-AE1-K S-OW1 DH-EH1 N-AY1 T-UH1-K HH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 SH-EH1-L T-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 F-AW1-N D-AW1-T


If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

IH1-F DH-EY1 K-AE1-N-T F-AY1-N D-AH0 HH-OW1-M F-AO1-R HH-ER0 DH-EY1 K-IH1-L HH-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-EH1-T DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-Y-AE1 Z-M-IH0-N


Okay. And it's not just chicks y'know? It's all kinds of other animals!

OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T CH-IH1-K S-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T S-AO1-L K-AY1-N-D Z-AH1 V-AH1 DH-ER0 AE1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L-Z


That's horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.

TH-AE1-T-S HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-AH0 R-AY1-T TH-IH1-NG M-AE1-N


You're a genius, Ross.


Ohhh-hoo, funny story!


Okay, I'll pay you tomorrow.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L P-EY1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.

AH1 Y-AE1 SH-IY1 AH1 SH-IY1 AH1 SH-IY1 AH1 M-IY1 T-AH0 V-M-EH1-N SH-AH0-N-D HH-IH1-M


Yeah, okay, bye.


So I'm gonna take off then!

S-OW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1 K-AO1-F DH-EH1-N


Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.

Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1 Z-AH1-P T-UW1 M-IY1 T-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-Y-EH1-T


Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.

OW1 W-AW1 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K G-R-EY1-T G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-IH1-T


Really?! That's what you heard?  You said that?

R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-ER1 D-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T


Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.

D-AA1-N-T G-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2 R-IH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T B-AE1-K


Because I'm very happy for him!  And

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1-R HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D


Hi!


Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F F-AO1-R JH-OW1 IY0 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AH0-N-D D-R-AY1 V-M-IY1 AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!

HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 M-AY1 T-AE1 Z-W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0-N HH-IH1 M-AH0 F-IH1 SH-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 F-IH1-SH F-R-IY1-K T-M-IY1 AW1-T


Oh, go on! You telling people about me?

OW1 G-OW1 AA1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-IH0-NG P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.

IH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-M-AE1 T-ER0 D-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 AA1 R-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AY1-V T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 W-ER0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T-S TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 D-IY1-L


Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here

Y-EH1-S B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-AY1 V-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 B-AH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 F-Y-UH1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AH1 N-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Oh, it's so much more fun with you.

OW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-M-AO1-R F-AH1 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


We did have fun, didn't we?

W-IY1 D-IH1-D HH-AE1-V F-AH1-N D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-IY1


We did!


Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.

OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 DH-EY1 S-EY1 IH1 F-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 IH1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh, I would love to!


Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!

M-AE1-N HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1-P S-L-AA1 B-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-AH1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1 P-N-AA1 K-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-R-AY1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-AA1-R-K


Good, good, good, good, good.


Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.

G-R-EY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AE1-S K-M-IY1 T-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-AH0 D-R-AH1 M-IH0-NG-S T-AA1-P


Hey, Pheebs?


Okay, it's coffee.


Ice coffee? Tell me it's ice coffee!

AY1-S K-AA1 F-IY0 T-EH1-L M-IY1 IH1-T S-AY1-S K-AA1 F-IY0


And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.

AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-AY1 W-OW1-N-T T-AH1 CH-AH0 G-IH0 T-AA1 R-AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0


You really think I'm ready?

Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0


You idiot!!


What are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M B-IH1-G D-AH1-M-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D D-UW1 F-IY0 IH1 D-IY0 AH0 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 D-UW1 F-IY0 IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T HH-EH1-R D-UW2 HH-AH1


No!


Well, this has been fun.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N F-AH1-N


Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.

AH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IY1 CH-W-EH1 N-IH1-T-S T-EY1 Z-L-AY1 T-R-IY1-L L-EY1-T


Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout.  See ya.

W-EH1-L G-UH2-D B-AY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 G-R-EY1-T B-L-AE1 K-AW2-T S-IY1 Y-AA1


Hey!


Tommyyyy! Say, what's your favourite thing about summer?

T-AA1 M-AH0 IY0-Z S-EY1 W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R F-AE1 V-Y-UW0 R-AY2-T TH-IH1 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1 M-ER0


We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink....

W-ER0 B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-IY1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-L-EY1 ER0 IH0 NG-AH1-V SH-IH1-R F-AE1 B-R-IH0-K S-AH0-N-D K-AH1 L-ER0-Z F-AO1 R-IH1-N-S T-AH0-N S-AH0 SH-IH1-R N-EY1 V-IY0 B-L-AW1 S-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 P-IH1-NG-K


I'm really glad we came.  You're so pretty. I love you.

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-L-AE1 D-W-IY1 K-EY1 M-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Okay, that's a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 OW1 Y-AE1 OW1 Y-AE1


Mmmm. Good.


What are you doing?


I'm sorry.


But ah, hey, oh, somebody's off the phone, how 'bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.

B-AH1 T-AA1 HH-EY1 OW1 S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 Z-AO1-F DH-AH0 F-OW1-N HH-AW1 B-AW1 T-AH0 G-L-AE1 S-AH1 V-W-AY1-N B-AY1 DH-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 AY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-IH1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N


I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-ER0 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-IH1-P-T F-IH1 SH-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-IY0 IH1-M K-IY1 P-IH0 NG-IH1-T D-AW1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0


My God! What happened to you?

M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 Y-UW1


Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn?

EY1 T-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1 F-AW1 ER0 Z-AH1 V-AE1-P T-AH0 T-UW2-D T-EH1-S-T S-IH0-N T-EH1 L-AH0 JH-AH0-N-S T-EH1-S-T-S P-ER2 S-AH0 N-AE1 L-IH0 T-IY0 T-EH1-S-T S-AH0-N D-W-AH1-T D-UW1 AY1 L-ER1-N


"You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."

Y-UW1 AA1 R-AY0 D-IY1 L-IY0 S-UW1 T-AH0-D F-AO1 R-AH0 K-ER0 IH1 R-IH0-N D-EY1 T-AH0 P-R-AA1 S-EH0 S-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 L-AA1-R JH-M-AH2-L T-AY2 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L K-AO2-R P-ER0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!

TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 N-OW1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N D-AA1-N T-AY1 S-IY1 M-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-IH1 L-IY0


Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!

OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 OW1 HH-EY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 Y-AO1-R N-IH1 P-AH0-L-Z TH-R-UW1 DH-IH1-S SH-ER1-T


Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.

HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1 S-AH0-L CH-IH1 R-Y-UW1 AH1-P


Good bye!


Actually, that's our three hole punch.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AW1 ER0 TH-R-IY1 HH-OW1-L P-AH1-N-CH


Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!

W-EH1-L DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-IY1-N SH-IY1 K-AE1-N T-L-UH1 K-N-AY1-S


I'll tell you what.


When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

W-EH1 N-W-ER0 F-AO1-R T-IY0 IH1 F-N-IY1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1 S-AA1-R M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 G-EH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N


Here's my retainer!


Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-EH1-N-T HH-AY2 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-IY0


Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

OW1 K-EY1 HH-AY2 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-L-IY0 W-AY1 W-OW1-N T-AY1 B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-EH1 N-AY1 AE1-M F-AO1-R T-IY0


Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?

JH-IY1 Z-M-AE1-N D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 F-AO1-L HH-AY1 S-OW1 AA1 D-IH1 D-Y-AA1 D-IH1 D-AH0 D-IH0 D-Y-AA1 F-AO1-L HH-AY1


Someone was in the lady's room, I couldn't wait. I left the lid up for ya though.

S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0 Z-R-UW1 M-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-W-EY1 T-AY1 L-EH1-F-T DH-AH0 L-IH1 D-AH1-P F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 DH-OW1


Uh, uh.


Ginger.


Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger, so....

JH-IH1-N JH-ER0 IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 JH-IH1-N JH-ER0 S-OW1


Hey.


Nope, nope, I'd just ah, I'd rather talk to you.

N-OW1 P-N-OW1 P-IH1-D JH-AH1-S T-AA1 IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1


Yes, I do.


Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-AE1 N-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T D-EY1 AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 L-UH1 K-N-AY1 S-AH1-M HH-AE1 Z-AH1 D-R-AY1-V F-R-AE1-N-Z B-UH0-L B-IH1-N B-AY1


No, I haven't seen him.

N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1-N HH-IH1-M


I'm going to keep dating him Mother, and there's nothing you can do about it!

IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IY1-P D-EY1 T-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M M-AH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Oh yes there is!


What are you going to do? Kill him? Like you did with Charles?!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 K-IH1-L HH-IH1 M-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-W-IH1-DH CH-AA1-R-L-Z


Oh, my baby!


That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T S-IY1 N-AE2-N D-AE1 D-AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T S-L-AE1 P-L-UH1-K-S S-OW1 R-IY1-L HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Oh, just years of experience.

OW1 JH-AH1-S T-Y-IH1-R Z-AH1 V-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S


Can I get some ice here?!

K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1-T S-AH1 M-AY1-S HH-IY1-R


Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.

OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-EY1 HH-AW1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 AA1-R


Thank you.


No. No, I'm Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I'm the guy in the coma!

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0 S-IY1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 AY1-M DH-AH0 G-AY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 K-OW1 M-AH0


Oh that was a real person?!

OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IY1-L P-ER1 S-AH0-N


An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I'm getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me

AE2 N-AH0 N-AE1 N-Y-UW0 EY2 IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1-T S-IH1-N S-IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R B-R-EY1 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 L-IY1-V DH-AH0 SH-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-IH1-F DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 T-IH1-P S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1


I-I-I'm leaving the show?


Maybe.


Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?

IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-EY1 M-AH0 SH-EH1-F S-OW1 DH-AE1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1 D-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1


Oh uh, one of the writers.

OW1 AH1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-AY1 T-ER0-Z


Which one? Was it bald or was it tall?

W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T B-AO1-L D-AO1 R-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T T-AO1-L


Feel better?


Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit.  Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 AH0-P D-EY1 T-IH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T HH-EY1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 G-R-EY1-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T K-AE1 CH-IH0-NG M-IY1


'Cos I was gonna say there's no way you could've done the end the way you guys did it back then!

K-AO1 S-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 W-EY1 Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-AH0-V D-AH1-N DH-AH0 EH1-N-D DH-AH0 W-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-IH1 D-IH1-T B-AE1-K DH-EH1-N


Listen uh, not that I'm y'know insecure about my manhood or anything y'know, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1 N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-N S-AH0 K-Y-ER0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 M-AE1-N HH-UH2 D-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 HH-UH1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-L-AY1 K-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Yeah, I understand.


Yeah! Okay!  Hey! Hi!


Hi!


Y'know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 D-UW1 AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 F-R-AH1-M S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R


Now you do that, you're on TV.

N-AW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1


Hey!


Wow!


Check this out? Huh?  Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think?

CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T HH-AH1 Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0-S T-AH1 F-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Well, I like it. Here you go.

W-EH1 L-AY1 L-AY1 K-IH1-T HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1


Alright, alright, alright.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-AO2-L R-AY1 T-AO2-L R-AY1-T


Oh God, do something.


Just make contact, smile!

JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1-K K-AA1-N T-AE2-K-T S-M-AY1-L


There you go!


Oh yeah?  If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-M-IY1 CH-UW1-Z B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 HH-AE1 T-AY1 CH-UW1-Z DH-AH0 HH-AE1-T


Would you like to call somebody?

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 K-AO1-L S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0


Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.

Y-AE1 AH0 B-AW1-T TH-R-IY1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D G-AY1 Z-AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 HH-AY1-S K-UW1 L-W-IH1-DH


Okay, wait. All right, that's it, okay, I'm out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!

OW2 K-EY1 W-EY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 M-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Oh


It's my sister.


Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y'know what, the

OW2 K-EY1 V-EH1 R-IY0 K-Y-UW1-T B-R-EY1 S-AH0 Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-AH0


So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?

S-OW1 W-EH1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0 N-Y-UW1 G-EY1-V DH-EH1-M T-UW1 M-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1-N


In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a

IH0-N DH-AH0 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1-N M-IH1-S T-ER0 Z-EH1-L N-ER0 K-EY1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 AO1 F-AH0 S-AE1-F T-ER0 L-AH1-N-CH HH-IY1 P-UH1-T DH-EH1 M-AA1-N M-AY1 D-EH1-S K-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 P-UH1 T-AH0


Phoebe, she doesn't know that you sneak out every night, she doesn't know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn't know that you've been living with your Grandmother's for a week now.

F-IY1 B-IY0 SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-N-IY1 K-AW1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 N-AY1-T SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-N-IY1-K B-AE1 K-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0-Z F-AO1 R-AH0 W-IY1 K-N-AW1


Okay, well maybe not on those levels.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 N-AA1 T-AA1-N DH-OW1 Z-L-EH1 V-AH0-L-Z


Hey.


I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D F-IY1 B-IY0


No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?

N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1 L-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-W-EH1 L-AO1 L-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 N-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-Y-UW1 F-IY1-L B-EH1 T-ER0 N-AW1


Well let's see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that's plural.

W-EH1-L L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 G-AY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 F-EH1 R-AH0-T-S TH-AE1-T-S P-L-UH1 R-AH0-L


The spitter.


Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it.

OW1 HH-OW0 AH0-N D-Y-EH1-S DH-AH0 G-AY1 DH-AE1 T-EH0-N JH-OY1 D-M-AY1 N-EY1-M S-OW1 M-AH1-CH HH-IY1 F-EH1-L-T DH-AH0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-OY1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1-M HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-IH1-T


Okay, I'm gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1 S-M-IH1 N-IY0 V-AE1 N-AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-IH1 T-IH0-N N-UW1 T-R-AH0-L


You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot.

Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z P-UH1 SH-IH1-T F-AO1 R-W-ER0-D S-OW1 R-AA1-S K-AE1-N D-R-AY1 V-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z-S P-AA1-T


Okay?


All right, here we go.


Haul ass!!!


So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain.

S-OW1 IH1-T S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T B-AY1 DH-AH0 Y-IH1-R T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 TH-ER1 D-IY0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-L B-IY1 K-AH0-M P-Y-UW1 T-ER0-Z DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N K-AE1 R-IY0 AW1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V F-AH1-NG-K SH-AH0-N Z-AE1 Z-AE1 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N B-R-EY1-N


Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.

SH-UH1 R-Y-AO1-R D-R-EH1 S-ER0 IH1 Z-M-IH1 S-IH0-NG B-AH1-T DH-IH1-S SH-IY1 N-OW1 T-AH0 S-AH0-Z


What?


I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...

AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 Y-AE1 K-AE1 R-AH0-L SH-UH1-D B-IY1 HH-OW1-M B-AY1 N-AW1 S-UW1


You and I, we're interfacing.

Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 IH1-N T-ER0 F-EY2 S-IH0-NG


Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.

OW1 B-EH1 T-ER0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 W-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-AW1 T-W-AY1 W-IY1 W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-OW1 M-AH1-CH T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L L-EY1 T-L-IY0


Oh, really?


Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn't really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it's gonna make a difference

Y-AE1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-EH1-L SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 K-L-OW1-S F-R-EH1-N-D-Z DH-AE1 T-AA1-R JH-AH1-S-T HH-ER0-Z B-AH1 T-L-AE1-S T-W-IY1-K SH-IY1 M-IY1-T DH-IH1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AE1-T DH-AH0 JH-IH1-M S-UW1 Z-AH0-N S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-IH1 T-IH1 T-AO1 F-AH0-N D-IY1 W-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S


Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

OW1 S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 K-AA2-M B-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1-V B-ER0 N-UW1-L-Z P-R-IH1-N S-AH0 P-AH0 L-AH0-N D-N-UW1 T-AH0-N-Z TH-ER1 D-L-AO1 AH1 V-M-OW1 SH-AH0-N


See?


What-what are-what are these?

W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-EH1-R HH-AH0 T-AA1-R DH-IY1-Z


Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they'd brighten up the place. They do don't you think?

OW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M P-IH1-K CH-ER0 Z-AY1 M-EY1 D-AH0-N-D HH-AH1 NG-AH1 P-AY1 TH-AO1-T TH-IY1-D B-R-AY1 T-AH0 N-AH1-P DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-S DH-EY1 D-UW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.

OW1 N-AW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 SH-EH1 R-AH0 K-AE1-B T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-R P-AO2-R T-AO1-R SH-UH1 D-M-AY1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 DH-EH1-R


That's just the way it is.

TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1 T-IH1-Z


That's crazy.


See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now… Peter!

S-IY1 DH-AE1-T S-AY1 AH0-N T-IH0-S T-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-L-AE1 S-AH0-Z HH-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 P-L-EY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-IH0-N G-R-EY1-D-S K-UW1-L B-AH1 T-N-AW1 P-IY1 T-ER0


It's me Rhonda!


Exactly!


I shared my puddin' which you man!

AY1 SH-EH1-R D-M-AY1 P-AH1 D-AH0 N-W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1 M-AE1-N


I gave you my


Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.

HH-EY1 F-IY1-B Z-IH1 M-IH0-M T-EY1 K-IH0-NG CH-AA1-R L-IY0 SH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N D-IH1-L HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Anyway, look, I don't know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I'm telling you, he

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 L-UH1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R JH-AE1 K-IH0-T S-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R S-EH1 P-ER0 IH0-T T-EY1 B-AH0-L-Z B-AH1 T-R-AA1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH0-N D-IH1 F-AY1 S-EY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 S-IY1 T-IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 HH-IY1


That's okay, I'm cool over here. I'll catch up with you later, Joey.

TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M K-UW1 L-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-IH1-L K-AE1 CH-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0 JH-OW1 IY0


Op, this is saved.  Gift shop.

AA1-P DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-EY1-V-D G-IH1-F-T SH-AA1-P


How's that coffee comin,' dear?

HH-AW1-Z DH-AE1-T K-AA1 F-IY0 K-OW1 M-IH0-N D-IH1-R


Hello Skidmark.


I know!


I'll bet your thinking, 'What's an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?' Eh?

IH1-L B-EH1 T-Y-AO1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-W-AH0-T S-AE1 N-IH0-N T-EH1 L-AH0 JH-AH0-N-T G-ER1-L HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-N F-AE1 SH-AH0-N D-UW1 IH0-NG M-EY1 K-IH0-NG K-AA1 F-IY0 EH1


Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.

AA1 AH1 AY1 OW1 Y-UW1 AH0 L-AO1 NG-OW1 V-ER0 D-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 OW2 V-ER0 W-EY1-T


Eh.


Oh, you got me.


Well, don't think I haven't noticed your potential.

W-EH1-L D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-N-OW1 T-AH0-S T-Y-AO1-R P-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-L


Well, I've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion.

W-EH1 L-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 P-R-AA1 JH-EH0-K-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 L-AA1 T-M-AO1-R R-IH0 L-EY1 T-IH0-D T-UW1 F-AE1 SH-AH0-N


Hi everyone.


Oh, that sounds great.


Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-AH1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AY1 T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 JH-OW1 IY0


Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-M-IH1-S T-ER0 K-AE1 P-L-AH0-N TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so.

S-OW1 AY1 DH-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 DH-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-AH0-N D-W-EH1-L HH-IH1 Z-W-EY1 AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K-S T-AH0 N-AY1-T S-OW1


Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?

AO1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N F-IY1 B-IY0 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Okay. No. But thanks.


Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs.


Wow, that was kinda brutal.

W-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 B-R-UW1 T-AH0-L


And did he?


Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y'know.

W-AH1-N S-Y-UW1 W-AH1-N S-Y-UW1 B-IH0 T-R-EY1 M-IY1 AY1 B-IH0 K-AH1 M-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AY1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-OW0


Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.

OW2 K-IY0 AA1 K-OY0 AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T


Wow.


I'm, I'm really sorry.


Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.

Y-AE1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 T-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AY1 AE1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L R-IH0 L-IY1-V-D


Relieved?


Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T-S T-AE1-N D-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Oh my God! If you say that one more time,

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R T-AY1-M


Fine!


But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here,  "If you accept full responsibility..."  Full responsibility!

B-AH1-T DH-IH1-S B-R-EY1 K-AH2 P-W-AA1 Z-N-AA1 T-AO1-L M-AY1 F-AO1-L T-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 SH-IY1 S-EH1-Z HH-IY1 R-IH1 F-Y-UW1 AE0-K S-EH1-P-T F-UH1-L R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 F-UH1-L R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0


"...I can begin to trust you again.

AY1 K-AE1-N B-IH0 G-IH1-N T-UW1 T-R-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N


Does that seem like something you can do.

D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T S-IY1 M-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1


Does it?!


No?


First of all, I'm so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own.

F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 Y-EH1 L-IH0 NG-AE1 T-Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-ER1 D-Y-UW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L D-Y-AO1 R-OW1-N


You're gonna have to tell me how you did that.

Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T


Yeah, I know.


I mean, no, you're right.


All right where's that turkey!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1-R-Z DH-AE1-T T-ER1 K-IY0


But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D HH-OW1 HH-AW2 HH-AA1-R D-IH1 T-IH1-Z T-UW1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


Sure, it's hard to forget!

SH-UH1 R-IH1-T-S HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 F-ER0 G-EH1-T


No.


A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never,  ever talk about.

AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AA1-N DH-AE1-T T-R-IH1-P DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 SH-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T


What the hell happened on that beach?!

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AA1-N DH-AE1-T B-IY1-CH


It's between us and the sea, Ross!

IH1-T-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH1 S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 S-IY1 R-AA1-S


I didn't think you were gay. I do now.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-ER0 G-EY1 AY1 D-UW1 N-AW1


See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up.

S-IY1 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-M-IY0 F-R-EH1-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L SH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 S-EH1 T-AH1-P


Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, I'm not looking for any thing serious.

AA1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AW1 T-AH1 V-AH0 B-IH1 G-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2 P-IH1-M N-AA1 T-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 L-IY1-V DH-AH0 R-UW1-M DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-R-OW1-S-T CH-IH1 K-AH0-N


Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?

HH-W-AA2 HH-OW0 W-EY1 SH-AH0 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S HH-AA1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 T-UH1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It's a lot of work.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T S-IY1 M-W-ER1 TH-IH1-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-ER1 K-IY0 F-AO1-R JH-AH1-S-T TH-R-IY1 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T S-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-W-ER1-K


But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving!

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-ER1 K-IY0 AA1-N TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG


Oh, wait a second! I didn't say I wasn't free!

OW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EY1 AY1 W-AO1-S-T F-R-IY1


Hey, Chandler, why don't we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?

HH-EY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 T-AO1-K DH-IH1 S-OW1 V-ER0 AE1-T DH-AH0 R-EY1-N JH-ER0 G-EY1-M T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Hold on, y'know I


No there won't! I promise I will finish that turkey!

N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-W-OW1-N T-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-AY1 W-IH1-L F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-AE1-T T-ER1 K-IY0


All right, you're telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IY1 T-AE1 N-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 T-ER1 K-IY0 IH0-N JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N S-IH1 T-IH0-NG


Well, I don't really know what that is, but

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-AH1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z B-AH1-T


Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N N-AW1 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH0 N-L-EY1 B-ER0


And this is what we do!

AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 D-UW1


Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.

Y-AE1 S-EY1 V-IH1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 K-AE1 B-OW2 K-EY1


Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.

W-AW1 IH1-T-S HH-Y-UW1 JH-IH1-T-S S-OW1 M-AH1-CH B-IH1 G-ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AH0 K-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AH0 L-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 K-Y-UW1-B


What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.

W-AH1-T S-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N T-L-AA1 K-N-AY1-S DH-EH1-R M-AY1-T B-IY1 D-AA1-K T-ER0-Z DH-EH1-R


Joey, get out of the fridge.

JH-OW1 IY0 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 F-R-IH1-JH


All right, all right.


Oh look! That guy's peeing!

OW1 L-UH1-K DH-AE1-T G-AY1-Z P-IY1 IH0-NG


Hi.


Save it.


Okay, hating this.


Okay. This stuff?


I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-AY1 V-IH1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AE1 N-AE1-N T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-L-AY1 K-AH0 N-EH1 F-Y-UW0


That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.

TH-AE1-T S-N-AY1-S G-EH1 T-AW1 T-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N


All right, I'm going. I'm going.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG


Here we go, here we go.

HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1


Where exactly is your zoo?

W-EH1 R-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R Z-UW1


WHAT IS IT?!


Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.

OW2 K-EY1 IY1 N-OW1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-W-AA1 L-AH0 T-IY0


Yes.


Does he, uh, fight with other animals?

D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 AH1 F-AY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH1 DH-ER0 AE1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L-Z


Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-T-S P-AW1 L-OW0 K-AO1 L-IH0-NG F-R-AH1 M-R-OW1-M


Oh my God! Calling from Rome!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D K-AO1 L-IH0-NG F-R-AH1 M-R-OW1-M


Well I, I don't know. Why?


Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome.  I'm talking to Rome.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1-P T-IH0-N B-AH1-T K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH1-T K-W-IH1-K T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-OW1 M-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-OW1-M


Hey dad, what's up?  Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.

HH-EY1 D-AE1 D-W-AH0-T S-AH1 P-OW1 G-AA1 D-R-AA1 S-IH1-T S-N-AE1 N-AH0


So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.

S-OW1 AH1-M S-OW1 W-AH0-T S-AH1 P-Y-UW1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 S-IY1 M-IY1 Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2


Otherwise it's just cruel.

AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T K-R-UW1 AH0-L


Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 SH-UH1 R-W-IY1 L-AY1 V-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-IH1-L D-IH0-NG B-AY1 DH-AH0 AH1 S-AY1 D-W-AO2-K


You know it?


...He's in.


Oh, sure, they love us over there.

OW1 SH-UH1-R DH-EY1 L-AH1 V-AH1 S-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Ben! Ben! Ben!


I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.

AY1 M-IY1-N S-AE1-N D-IY1 G-AH0 Z-AO1 L-W-EH1 L-AH0-N-D G-UH1-D B-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-IH1-M T-UW1 M-IY1 IH1-L-S T-AA1-R-T HH-IH1 M-AO1 F-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-AH0 B-L-AY1-N D-R-AE1 B-AH0 T-AH0-N-D G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-AH1-V DH-AH0 G-EY1-N-Z


My specimen is in the    room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there.

M-AY1-S P-EH1 S-AH0 M-AH0 N-IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 R-UW1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 TH-AE1-NG-K HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 N-AA1-K T-AA1-N DH-AH0 D-AO1 R-W-AY1 L-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Joey... Switzerland?


Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe.

P-L-AH1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T SH-UH1-D B-IY1 JH-OW1


Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.

IH1 K-N-OW0 JH-OW1 IY0 M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 S-AW1-N D-L-AY1 K-IH1 M-AY1 D-AH0 N-OW1 DH-IH1-S B-IH1-G


Sid is still in his room.

S-IH1 D-IH1-Z-S T-IH1 L-IH0-N HH-IH1 Z-R-UW1-M


Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?


Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.

S-T-AA0 L-IY0-S T-N-AA1 D-L-IY0 OW0 AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-N-EY1 M-IH1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0


Did you make your deposit?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R D-AH0 P-AA1 Z-IH0-T


Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 DH-AH0 HH-AA1-R-D P-AA1-R T-IH1 Z-OW1 V-ER0


Might wanna try Joseph.

M-AY1 T-W-AA1 N-AH0 T-R-AY1 JH-OW1 S-AH0-F


I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet...    I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 R-IH0 Z-AH1-L-T S-Y-EH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-UW1-M-D DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW1 K-EY1


Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.

OW1 Y-EH1-S B-AY1 B-AY1 B-ER1 D-IY0-S T-AA1 R-IH0-NG JH-OW1 S-AH0-F-S T-AA1 L-AH0-N JH-OW1 S-AH0-F-S T-AA1 L-AH0 N-IH1-Z DH-AH0 F-IH1 D-AH0 L-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 R-UW1-F


Are you kidding?


Okay, look.


I-I studied evolution.

IY1-S T-AH1 D-IY0 D-EH2 V-AH0 L-UW1 SH-AH0-N


Remember, evolution?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 EH2 V-AH0 L-UW1 SH-AH0-N


No


Plus, I'm a doctor, and I had a monkey.

P-L-AH1 S-IH1 M-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 M-AH1-NG K-IY0


Oh yeah.


Phoebe come here


All right, I've heard enough. I've made my decision.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1-V HH-ER1 D-IH0 N-AH1 F-AY1 V-M-EY1 D-M-AY1 D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0-N


You are both idiots.


What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.

W-AH1 T-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-W-AA1 Z-R-AO1 NG-OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-D S-EH1-K S-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S T-AH0 L-AY1-V D-UH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-AY2 S-EH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 AH0-L


You shouldn't be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world!

Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T B-IY1 AA1-R G-Y-UW0 IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-UW1 G-EH1-T-S K-R-EH1 D-AH0 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 AA1-R G-Y-UW0 IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-UW1 G-EH1-T-S B-L-EY1-M-D F-AO1 R-IH0-N F-L-IH1-K T-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L JH-OW1 K-AH0 P-AA1-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


Now let it go!


The joke sucks!


It's your joke.


Is not.


Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

HH-EY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-AA1-Z S-OW1 G-UH1-D T-AH0 D-EY1 SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-AA1 S-AH0 P-AE1 T-AO1-L


...in love with you.


Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it.

IY1 V-IH0 N-W-EH1 N-AY1 F-AW1-N D-AW0 T-AH1 M-AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1-L L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 AY1 F-AW1-N-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AW1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AH0-N D-L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IY1 P-IH1-T


Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out.

HH-EY1 F-IY1-B-Z CH-EH1-K CH-EH2-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady!

UW1 Y-UW1 N-EY1-L-D DH-AH0 OW1-L D-L-EY1 D-IY0


Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and

Y-AE1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N S-OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-EH1 T-IH0-NG B-EH1 T-ER0 S-OW1 AA1-N M-AY1 W-EY1 HH-OW1-M T-AH0 D-EY1 AY1-S T-AA1-P-T B-AY1 DH-IH1-S G-IH0 T-AA1-R-S T-AO1 R-AH0-N-D


Did you, did you


No.


Give me your hands.  Strings. Gimme it!  Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?

G-IH1 V-M-IY1 Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-N-D-Z-S T-R-IH1-NG-Z G-IH1 M-IY0 IH1-T P-IH1-K D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-ER1-N T-UW1 P-L-EY1 G-IH0 T-AA1-R


Yes!


Then don't touch one!!


Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!

R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-AH1 D-Y-UW2-D D-UW1 DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1


Yeah!


I mean I wish I were a seahorse.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 W-ER0 AH0 S-IY1 HH-AO2-R-S


Done!


And it can't be Joey.

AH0-N D-IH1-T K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 JH-OW1 IY0


It's not.


Oh I know, I've been there. I remember toward the end

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1-V B-IH1-N DH-EH1 R-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 T-AH0 W-AO1-R-D DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


Oh Phoebe, that's a great story.

OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-R-EY1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Hi!


Hi! Hey, Pete you're back! Hey, check this out.

HH-AY1 HH-EY1 P-IY1 T-Y-UH1-R B-AE1-K HH-EY1 CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T


Wow! Skates!


Wow! You're a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you're trip?

W-AW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 L-AA1-T-S T-ER1 D-IY0 ER0 DH-AE1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 HH-IY1 K-R-AH1-M P-AH0-L D-L-AY1 K-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH1-V P-EY1 P-ER0 S-OW1 HH-AW1 W-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R T-R-IH1-P


Well...


Oh, what'd ya bring me?!


All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it'll be okay.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection.

OW1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 IH0-N M-AY1 P-ER1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N-T K-AH0 L-EH1-K SH-AH0-N


You want some coffee?


Oh.


Regular or decaf?


Ah, which ever is closest.

AA1 W-IH1 CH-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-Z K-L-OW1 S-AH0-S-T


Okay.


Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.

AH1 M-L-IH1 S-AH0-N DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1


I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.

AY1 B-AA1 T-AH0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 HH-EH1-D SH-EH1-F


What?! Oh.


I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-ER0 N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-W-ER0 G-UW1 F-IH0 N-ER0 AW1-N-D


Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I

AH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1 V-IH1-T B-AH1-T HH-EY1 IH1 F-W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-UW1 F-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH1 M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1


Where've you been?


She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.

SH-IY1 S-EH1 Z-M-AA1-R S-AH0-L-Z HH-AH1-M P-IH0-NG TH-IH1-NG Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 F-EY1 Z-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 HH-IY1 Z-R-IY1-CH-T S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0-L M-AH0 CH-UH1 R-AH0 T-IY0


Hey! He beat ya.


She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.

SH-IY1 S-EH1 Z-AE1-Z T-AY1-M G-OW1 Z-AA1-N HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-AA1-R-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0 V-AH0-N-D V-AY1 AH0 L-AH0-N-T


So what does this mean?


I'm gonna have to give him up.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-IH1 M-AH1-P


Aww man! I can't believe I locked myself out again!

AO1-W M-AE1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 L-AA1-K T-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AW1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Hang on buddy!


Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 AO1-L DH-IH1-S


I sure did.


But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.

B-AH1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1 N-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 S-IH1-N-S DH-EH1 N-W-EH1 L-AY1 L-AE1-N D-IH0-N CH-AY1 N-AH0 G-EH1-S HH-UW1 Z-IH0-N CH-AA1-R JH-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-IH1-G


Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

JH-UW1 L-IY0 JH-UW1 L-IY0 IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1-T G-R-EY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1 K-Y-UW2 N-IH0-K TH-R-OW1-K T-AA2-P-S P-IH2 T-OW0 N-AO1-R K-IH0 N-AH0-N F-AE0-N T-AE1-S T-IH0-K


Well, she's out of town so, there's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.

W-EH1-L SH-EH1 S-AW1 T-AH1-V T-AW1-N S-OW1 DH-EH1-R-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH0-N HH-ER0 HH-AW1-S DH-AE1-T T-EH1-L Z-M-IY1 W-EH1-R M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z


Uh, yeah, if you want too.


Do


Yeah, sure?


So do I.


Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?

W-EY1 T-W-AO2 T-AY2 T-W-EY1-T P-AH1 P-IY0-Z K-Y-UW1 T-AO1 R-AH1 G-L-IY0


This is just about tonight.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AW1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us."

AY1 D-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 TH-R-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-IH1 F-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 R-EY1-Z DH-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-AH1 V-AH1-S


I just want this to be  about what it is!

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T DH-IH1-S T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-Z


Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I'm kinda hungry.

W-EH1 L-AH1-M D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 IY1 T-IH1-M K-IH1-N D-AH0 HH-AH1-NG G-R-IY0


The physical act of love.

DH-AH0 F-IH1 Z-IH0 K-AH0 L-AE1-K T-AH1 V-L-AH1-V


What?! Are you crazy?


Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

OW1 S-OW1 S-OW0 Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 IH0-N T-AY1 S-M-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-AW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-ER1 OW0 Y-ER0 N-AE1-K D-AH0-N Z-IH0-Z


Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!


You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 IH0-N T-AY1 S-M-IY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R N-AE1-K D-AH0-N Z-IH0-Z


Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!

N-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


No! No!  No!  No-no-no-no.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0


Ah Joey.


Joey Tribbiani.


Go for it.


So, does that mean the audition is off?

S-OW1 D-AH1-Z DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 Z-AO1-F


I'm just saying, get his number just in case.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0-NG G-EH1-T HH-IH1 Z-N-AH1-M B-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-IH0-N K-EY1-S


What?!


Aw come on Joey, it's easy.

AO1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0


Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head,  up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T-S HH-AE1-N-D HH-AE1-N-D HH-EH1-D HH-EH1 D-AH1-P P-AA1-Z D-IY1 B-UH0 R-EY1 P-AA1-Z D-IY1 B-UH0 R-EY1 B-IH1-G T-ER1-N HH-IY1-R G-R-AE1-N-D S-IH1 S-AH0-N S-IH1 S-AH0-N S-IH1 S-AH0-N S-L-AY1-D B-AE1-K-S T-EH1-P-S T-EH1-P-S T-EH1 P-AH0-N-D JH-AE1-Z HH-AE1-N-D-Z


It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.

IH1-T S-AA1-S T-EH1-P T-AH0 T-IY0-S T-EH1 P-AH0-N-D JH-AE1-Z HH-AE1-N-D-Z


Hey.


Chandler. I sensed it was you.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 S-EH1-N-S T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UW1


Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!

OW1 AY1 S-OW1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1 S-M-AY1 Y-UW1 T-ER0 AH0 S-IH1 Z-AE1 N-IH0-N HH-AA1-S P-AH0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH0-N V-AY1 R-AH0-N M-AH0-N T-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-R-AY1 IH0-NG S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 G-UH1-D HH-OW1-S T-AH0-S


Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!

OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-AY1-S P-ER1-M HH-AE1 V-L-OW1 M-OW0 T-IH1 L-IH0 T-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1-P DH-EY1 SH-UH1-R S-IY1-M T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0 N-AH0 HH-ER1 IY0 T-UW1 G-EH1-T P-L-EY1 S-AH0-Z


What's up?


I can't figure out what to make Monica.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 AW1 T-W-AH1-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-EH1 R-W-AO1-S-T B-EH1 T-ER0 N-UW1-Z F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R T-EH1-S T-L-AE1-S T-W-IY1-K B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-AA1-P SH-AH0-N-Z


Y'know what?


She'd-she'd love this.


Uh, it's an exact replica of Apollo 8.

AH1 IH1-T S-AE1 N-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-R-EH1 P-L-IH0 K-AH0 AH1 V-AH0 P-AA1 L-OW0 EY1-T


Oh, DAMN IT!


Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.

Y-AE1 AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R L-AH1-V S-EH1-N-D Z-M-IY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-UW1-N


Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn't actually land on the moon.

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 P-AA1 L-OW0 EY1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 L-AE1-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 M-UW1-N


Ok.


Wait a minute, I can't give this to her.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-IH1-V DH-IH1-S T-UW1 HH-ER0


Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.

F-AY1-N F-AY1 N-AO2-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1 Y-UW1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 N-OW1


We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!

W-ER0 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG K-AA1-M T-EH1 L-AH1-S


Yeah! C'mon!


He might still show up.


Hi, is uh, is Carol here?

HH-AY1 IH1 Z-AH1 IH1-Z K-AE1 R-AH0-L HH-IY1-R


Is that all?


Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...

OW1 AY1 AH1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1-M B-AY1 T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-M-AY1-S K-AH1 L-W-EH1-L N-AA1 T-M-AY1-N B-AH1-T


Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding.

W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AH1 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Um, it's going to be a small ceremony.

AH1 M-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 S-M-AO1-L S-EH1 R-AH0 M-OW2 N-IY0


What's it look like?


We're not even sure why we're having it.

W-ER0 N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N SH-UH1 R-W-AY1 W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-IH1-T


It's actually going to be just family.

IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0


Oh…wait…you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing

OW2 W-AO0 T-W-AY1 AH0 T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-M-IY1 AE1-Z F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-AW1 AH0-N-D B-IY1 AA1 N-AH0-S-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 S-IH1-NG


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.

K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 M-IY1 N-AA1 N-OW0 Y-UW1 K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 M-IY1


Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-AY1 B-R-AO1 T-R-IY2 IH0-N F-AO1-R S-M-AH0-N-T-S


Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?

DH-AH0 AH1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 DH-AE1-T HH-AE1-S-N-T B-IH1-N B-AO1-R N-Y-EH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T DH-AE1 T-M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EY1 K-AE1-N HH-IY1-R S-AW1-N-D Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 T-AO1-K T-UW1 IH1-T


I have no idea what you just said.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D


Put Joey on the phone.


What's up man?


Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!  Chandler, listen.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-IY1-Z T-R-AE1-P T-IH0 N-AE1 N-AE1-T-M V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2 L-W-IH1-DH JH-IH1-L G-UH1 D-AA0-K-R CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 L-IH1 S-AH0-N


Well? Aren't you gonna do something?

W-EH1 L-AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Uhh….


The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon.

DH-AH0 K-EY1 T-ER0 ER0 R-AE1 NG-AH0-N-D S-EH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 CH-IH1 K-AH0-N K-IY2 EH1 V-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V CH-IH1 K-AH0-N T-AA1 R-AH0 G-AA2-N


Nah.


Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome.

OW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 CH-IH1 L-IY0 AH0-S-T HH-AE1-Z K-AA2-R P-AH0 T-AH1 L-AH0 N-AH0-L S-IH1-N D-R-OW2-M


Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 AE1-S-K-T HH-IH1-M DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R HH-IY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N


Y'know what? I'm not talking to you! You go back to sleep!  And you, are you a rapist?!

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0 R-EY1 P-IH0-S-T


Where's Chandler?


Ah, he can't make it, he said he had to his...  Whoa-oh!

AA1 HH-IY1 K-AE1-N T-M-EY1 K-IH1-T HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 HH-IH1 Z-W-OW1 HH-AW0


Yeah, y'know the license plate game?

Y-AE1 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 L-AY1 S-AH0-N-S P-L-EY1-T G-EY1-M


I


Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.

OW2 K-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N M-EY1-K T-UW1 AH1-V


Well, if you don't have anything to copy, why are you going down there?

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 K-AA1 P-IY0 W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-EH1-R


Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?

Y-AE1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-EH1-R T-UW1 G-AO1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T HH-AA1-T G-ER1 L-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-EH1 L-IY0 B-AH1 T-AH0 N-R-IH1 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N


Yeah! You wanna come?


Fine.


Now, have you told anyone else?

N-AW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L D-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


No, I don't want to tell anybody else because I don't want Monica to find out.

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 EH1-L-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AW1-T


Hey.


What's the matter?


Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!

S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-AH1 B-W-EY2 L-IH1-K T-M-AY1 N-EH1 K-L-IH1-K T-M-AY1 N-EH1-K


Oh, my mom called, they're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.

OW1 M-AY1 M-AA1-M K-AO1-L-D TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 R-AH1 N-AW1 ER0 EH0-N G-EY1 JH-M-AH0-N T-AH0 N-AW1-N S-M-AH0-N T-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-OW1 K-AH0-L P-EY1 P-ER0 S-OW1 W-ER0 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 G-UH1-D P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-AH1-S


Oooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.

UW1 IH1 M-AH0 F-R-EY1-D DH-AE1-T D-AH1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH0-G Z-IH1-S-T


That's not true, there are great pictures of us!

TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T T-R-UW1 DH-EH1 R-AA1-R G-R-EY1-T P-IH1-K CH-ER0 Z-AH1 V-AH1-S


Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.

OW1 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1


Oh my God! That's the creep that you're with at the

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 K-R-IY1-P DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-W-IH1 DH-AE1-T DH-AH0


I don't know what it is, I just can't take a good picture.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T T-EY1 K-AH0 G-UH1-D P-IH1-K CH-ER0


Oh, here's a great one.


Yeah, I'm not in that.


I know, but look at me: all tan.

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 AO1-L T-AE1-N


Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer.

HH-EY1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-OW1 G-EH1-T P-AO1-R T-R-AH0-T-S D-AH1-N B-AY1 AH0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L F-AH0 T-AA1 G-R-AH0 F-ER0


That's a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y'know

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AY1 B-EH1-T DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-W-AY1-N D-M-AH0 SH-IY1-N Z-IH1 K-N-OW0


Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!!

JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-EH1-K G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T T-UW1 W-EY1 K-AH1-P F-AO1-R TH-IH0 S-AA0 W-AA1


Chandler what do you say?

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1


All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going. I'm going.

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 SH-UH1 D-W-AO1-R N-Y-UW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG


Dude, this isn't funny!

D-UW1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N-T F-AH1 N-IY0


You stole them from me!

Y-UW1-S T-OW1-L DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1-M M-IY1


You stole them from me!!


Gimme them!


You just wanna each take one?

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 IY1-CH T-EY1 K-W-AH1-N


Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.

Y-AE1 DH-AE1-T S-IY1-M-Z F-EH1 R-W-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1-Z DH-EH1-M


Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AH0-F DH-AH0 P-EY1-S T-M-AE1 CH-AH0-Z DH-AH0 P-AE1-N-T S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH1-V P-EY1-S-T P-AE1-N-T S-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-OW1-N T-N-OW1 DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S


Joey, do you have a minute?

JH-OW1 IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Why don’t you phase it out?

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 F-EY1 Z-IH1 T-AW1-T


Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.

AH1 R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z HH-IY1-R S-OW1 G-UH1 D-L-AH1 K-M-AE1 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 IH1 T-W-ER1-K S-AW1-T


Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they’re probably not even listening!

Y-AE1 AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-AA1 S-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-IH1 L-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 T-AH0 S-AY1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1-R P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG


They’re not listening too me?

TH-EH1-R N-AA1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1


Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 HH-AE1-V


What-what is it, what is it?

W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T


I think you look fine.


Oh my God, he's lost it. He's totally lost it.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-IY1 Z-L-AO1-S T-IH1-T HH-IY1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 L-AO1-S T-IH1-T


What?


That I did. That I did.

DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D


You're a genius!


Aww, man, now we won't be bank buddies!

AO1-W M-AE1-N N-AW1 W-IY1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 B-AE1-NG-K B-AH1 D-IY0-Z


Now you'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties.

N-AW1 Y-UW1-L B-IY1 HH-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 HH-OW1-L D-IH0 V-IH1 ZH-AH0-N S-OW1 Y-UW1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V D-UW1 T-IY0-Z


I see.


Hey!


Good to know.


Where?!


On the touchy.


Really?!


I-I'm sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.

AY1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-AY1 T-AH1-CH HH-IH1 M-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 TH-R-OW1 AW1 T-M-AY1 OW1-L D-OW1 TH-AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-AH0 N-UW1 D-ER1 T-IY0 W-AH1-N


Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.

W-EH1-L N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-Y-AO1-R M-AH0 S-AA1 ZH-IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D T-R-AY1 AH0-N-D D-IH0-S T-R-AE1-K T-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I'm doing something exciting and I don't wanna get

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 L-AY1 K-L-AY2 K-W-EH1 N-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T


Thank you, Joey.


No-no, thank you.


Ok!


Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They

W-EH1 L-W-EH1 L-W-EH1-L JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-EY1-M B-AE1-K HH-AH1 DH-EY1


What are you talkin' about? I never left you! You've always been my agent!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AA1 K-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1 T-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 V-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z B-IH1-N M-AY1 EY1 JH-AH0-N-T


Yeah!


Oh well, no harm, no foul.

OW1 W-EH1-L N-OW1 HH-AA1-R-M N-OW1 F-AW1-L


Okay, you guys free tonight?

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z F-R-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Yeah!!


Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.

T-AH0 N-AY1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AE1 T-N-AY1-T T-AY2-M


Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1


Yeah, we were…we were just looking around.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 W-EH1 R-UW0 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D


Oh-oh, you're-you're fellow scholars.

OW1 HH-OW0 Y-AW0 R-EY1 Y-ER0 F-EH1 L-OW0-S K-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Hey, did you pick a roommate?

HH-EY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T


Perhaps,  perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings on the Smiledon Californicus?

P-ER0 HH-AE1-P-S P-ER0 HH-AE1-P-S D-R-AY1-V CH-EH1-S T-ER0-S T-AA1-K S-M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-M-AY1-L D-AH0-N K-AE2 L-AH0 F-AO1 N-ER0 K-AH0-N-Z


Is it the Italian guy?

IH1 Z-IH1-T DH-AH0 IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N G-AY1


Ah… Ah…Get out of here!  Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion's views on evolution?

AA1 AE1 JH-IH0 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-AH1 M-IY1 T-IH0-NG S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AO1 R-ER0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-IY1-R T-UW1 B-R-AH1 SH-AH1 P-AA1-N M-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-Z V-Y-UW1 Z-AA1 N-EH2 V-AH0 L-UW1 SH-AH0-N


Uh, actually I find Marion's views far too progressionist.

AH1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 F-AY1-N D-M-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-Z V-Y-UW1-Z F-AA1-R T-UW1 P-R-AH0 G-R-EH1 SH-AH0 N-IH0-S-T


I find Marion's views far too progressionist.

AY1 F-AY1-N D-M-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-Z V-Y-UW1-Z F-AA1-R T-UW1 P-R-AH0 G-R-EH1 SH-AH0 N-IH0-S-T


What?!


He was with her when he wrote this poem.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 R-OW1-T DH-IH1-S P-OW1 AH0-M


Ross Geller, why do I know that name? It's uh—Wait!  Did you write this?

R-AA1-S G-EH1 L-ER0 W-AY1 D-UW1 AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-N-EY1 M-IH1-T S-UW1 W-AO0-DH D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 R-AY1-T DH-IH1-S


Yes! You're the person who checked out my book?!

Y-EH1 S-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-UW1 CH-EH1-K T-AW1 T-M-AY1 B-UH1-K


He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!

HH-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1 Z-EH1-M-P T-IY0 SH-IY1 IH1-Z DH-AH0 EH1-M-P T-IY0 V-EY1-S


Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.

W-EH1 L-AY1 AH1 AY1-S K-IH1-P-T F-AO1-R-TH G-R-EY1-D


You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-N-OW1 R-AY1-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z F-AO1-R M-IY1


Hey!


I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.

AY1 W-AA1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG G-R-EY1 T-W-IH1-DH JH-UW1 L-IY0 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 F-AW1-N D-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?

HH-EY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z D-OY1-N G-R-EY1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 F-AW1-N D-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-IH1-DH JH-UW1 L-IY0


The point is I...


I don't need this right now, OK.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D DH-IH1 S-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 OW1 K-EY1


It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy.

IH1 T-IH1-T-S T-UW1 L-EY1 T-IH1 M-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L S-IH1-M HH-AE1 P-IY0


This ship has sailed.


Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.

AO2-L R-AY1-T F-AY1 N-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AH0 HH-EH1 D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AO2-L R-AY1 T-R-AA1-S


Cause I don't need your stupid ship.

K-AA1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-Y-AO1-R-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D SH-IH1-P


Good.


Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.

OW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K T-UW1 S-EH1-N-D P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AO1 F-AA1-N DH-EH1-R HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-UW2-N


Yeah.


Ameri-can.


Oh shoot!


I left my guitar in their apartment.

AY1 L-EH1-F T-M-AY1 G-IH0 T-AA1 R-IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Well you can let me in later.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 IH0 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


I don't have a key, they took mine to give to you.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-IY1 DH-EY1 T-UH1 K-M-AY1-N T-UW1 G-IH1-V T-UW1 Y-UW1


You liked it? You really liked it?

Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-IH1 T-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K T-IH1-T


Why would they take away our keys?

W-AY1 W-UH1-D DH-EY1 T-EY1 K-AH0 W-EY1 AW1 ER0 K-IY1-Z


Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.

W-AW1 IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-UH1-D-S T-AH1-F


Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.

OW1 W-IY1 D-IH1-D B-AH1 T-M-AY1 M-AA1-M G-AA1 T-AH1-S DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AH0-S-T G-IH1-F T-AH1 V-AO1-L


A


No. She's going to live with us for eight weeks.

N-OW1 SH-EH1-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1 V-W-IH1 DH-AH1-S F-AO1 R-EY1 T-W-IY1-K-S


Uh, what?


Yes! She's gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo.

Y-EH1-S SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-EH1-L P-AH1-S T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 W-UW1 HH-UW2


What—You're not serious.

W-EY1 T-Y-UW0-R N-AA1-T S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


There was no kangaroo!

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-N-OW1 K-AE2-NG G-ER0 UW1


She'll drive us totally crazy.

SH-EH1-L D-R-AY1 V-AH1-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


Hi Ross!


Hi roomie!


Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?

HH-EY1 W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-IH0 S-AY1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


I don't know!


It's not like it's porn!

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S P-AO1-R-N


This is a serious, legitimate movie.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-AH0 JH-IH1 T-AH0 M-AH0 T-M-UW1 V-IY0


And the nudity is really important to the story.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 N-UW1 D-IH0 T-IY0 IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-IY0


That's what you say about porn.

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EY1 AH0 B-AW1-T P-AO1-R-N


You're right. Maybe I shouldn't even go on the call back.

Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N G-OW1 AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AO1-L B-AE1-K


No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean, the chance to star in a movie? Come on!

N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-M-EY1 JH-ER0 AE1-K T-ER0-Z D-UW1 N-UW1-D S-IY1-N Z-AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1-S T-AA1 R-IH0 N-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L SH-IY1 M-EH1-S T-AH1-P HH-ER0 D-IH0 Z-ER1-T


And I am only naked in one scene.

AH0-N D-AY1 AE1 M-OW1 N-L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0 D-IH0 N-W-AH1-N S-IY1-N


Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 T-IH1 Z-M-AY1 D-AY1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-SH T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG


See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity

S-IY1 IH1 F-IH1-M N-AA1-T B-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG DH-EH1-N M-AY1-S P-IH1 R-AH0 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-AA1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 N-EH1 DH-ER0 W-ER1-L-D F-AO1 R-AO1 L-IH0 T-ER1 N-AH0 T-IY0


Okay, that's enough honey!

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-IH0 N-AH1-F HH-AH1 N-IY0


I don't know.  Let me see the ring.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


Great! Okay, here.


All right.


Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.

N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D F-AY1-T


What've you been up to?


"Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

W-AA1-N T-AH0-D F-IY1 M-EY2-L R-UW1 M-EY2 T-N-AA0-N S-M-OW1 K-ER0 N-AA1 N-Y-AH0 L-IY0 N-AY1-S


Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.

OW1 AH0-N D-IH0-N K-EY1 S-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0-NG DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R M-AY1 L-EH1-G Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 N-UW1 JH-EY1-M-Z B-AA1-N-D P-OW1-S T-ER0


I just figured y'know, after living with you it'd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y'know?

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-IH1 K-N-OW0 AE1-F T-ER0 L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AY1 T-AH0-D B-IY1 AE1 N-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG CH-EY1-N JH-AH1-V P-EY1-S T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-IY1 M-EY2-L R-UW1 M-EY2 T-IH1 K-N-OW0


I know.


I'm back.


So, are we gonna get together or what?

S-OW1 AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AO1 R-W-AH1-T


Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?

AH1 M-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AH1 HH-AW1 B-AW1-T T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH1 S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L P-ER1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 V-IH1 L-AH0-JH S-EY1 F-AY1 V-IH0-SH


Ok.  Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 F-OW1-N HH-AE1-Z F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 P-EY1 D-AO1-F


It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!

IH1-T S-AH0 W-IH1 T-N-AH0 S-N-AA1 T-AH0 P-ER1 P-AH0-N D-N-OW1 W-AH1-N T-AO1-K S-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!

OW1 W-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R M-IH1-S T-ER0 K-AA1-P


Ok, pure evil , horny and alone . I've done this

OW1 K-EY1 P-Y-UH1 R-IY1 V-AH0-L HH-AO1-R N-IY0 AH0-N D-AH0 L-OW1 N-AY1-V D-AH1-N DH-IH1-S


How do you figure that?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 DH-AE1-T


Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!

HH-AH0 L-OW1 IH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N-T S-IY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-EH1 R-IY0-Z P-AA1-R T-N-ER0


I guess so.


Here you go. Thank you!


Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?

W-EY1 T-R-AE1 CH-W-EH1-R-Z DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1-N


Oh what, you-you want both of them?

OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 W-AA1-N-T B-OW1 TH-AH1-V DH-EH1-M


Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-EH1 R-AH0-N G-R-IY1 N-W-EH1-R-Z DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 IH1 R-IH0-NG


Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.

F-AY1 N-Y-UW2 L-AY1 AH0 L-W-AA1 CH-IH1 T-AA1-N V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K


Tell her to wear her own earrings.

T-EH1-L HH-ER0 T-UW1 W-EH1-R HH-ER0 OW1 N-IH1 R-IH0-NG-Z


Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!

N-UW1 OW0 N-UW1 OW2 Y-UW1 L-EH1-N T-M-IY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-IH1 R-IH0-NG Z-IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 B-AA1 R-OW2 HH-ER0-S T-AH1-F


Why not?


Because I lose her stuff!

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 L-UW1-Z HH-ER0-S T-AH1-F


Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?

AH1 F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AE1 N-AY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Hey!


What's going on?


Chandler's gone again!


Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-EY1 HH-AY1 D-AH0-N-D S-IY1 K-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1 Z-AH0 F-L-AY1 T-R-IH1-S-K


Okay. You ready to push again?

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 P-UH1 SH-AH0 G-EH1-N


I already had a baby. Leave me alone.

AY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 AH0 L-OW1-N


Okay, okay, come on, you can do it. You can do it!

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1-T


Yeah!!


Little Leslie is here!

L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-EH1 S-L-IY0 IH1-Z HH-IY1-R


We got another one!


Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-W-AA1 T-W-AA2 CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N


How scary is that?


I love your place! Where is this guy from?

AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R P-L-EY1 S-W-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S G-AY1 F-R-AH1-M


All right, he's coming. He's coming!

AO1-L R-AY1-T HH-IY1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0-NG HH-IY1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


Oh wow! So, you're more than just dinosaurs.

OW1 W-AW1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R-Z


Chandler's a girl!


Oh God, kindergarten flashback.

OW1 G-AA1-D K-IH1-N D-ER0 G-AA2-R T-AH0-N F-L-AE1-SH B-AE2-K


They musta read the sonogram wrong.

DH-EY1 M-AH1-S T-AH0 R-EH1-D DH-AH0 S-AO1 N-AH0 G-R-AE2 M-R-AO1-NG


Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl!

K-AA1-Z DH-EY1 K-AA1-Z DH-EY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-OY1 B-AH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-AH0 G-ER1-L


Really?!


Okay, keep saying it!


You don't think this is too fast.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 F-AE1-S-T


We have our babies?


Yeah.


Oh, we have our babies.

OW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AW1 ER0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


Hey Toby!


Hey Bobby.


It's Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler

IH1-T-S B-AA1 B-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 HH-EY1 Y-UW1 W-ER1 K-AH1-P HH-IY1-R K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-EH1-R DH-IH1-S CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Uhh yeah. Yeah, it's  right, right down there.  Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?

AH1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 IH1-T S-R-AY1 T-R-AY1-T D-AW1-N DH-EH1-R R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-Y-AE1 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 W-AY1


I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 DH-AE1-T B-AE1-S T-ER0-D S-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-IH1-Z P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-IH1-Z


I guess.


Toby don't.


Bob!


Thank you.  Oh Joey and look at this crib! It's so cute!

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 AH0-N D-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S K-R-IH1 B-IH1-T-S S-OW1 K-Y-UW1-T


I know! I found it on the street.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 F-AW1-N D-IH1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1-T


Are you serious—Really?! It's in such good condition.

AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-EH2 R-IY0 AH0 S-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T S-IH0-N S-AH1-CH G-UH1-D K-AH0-N D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


Wow! Whoa-whoa what's under the covers?

W-AW1 W-OW1 HH-OW1 AH0 W-AH0-T S-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 K-AH1 V-ER0-Z


I don't know.


Ew.


Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-EH1-N T-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 K-AY1-L Z-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-AH0 F-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0-N D-W-IY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 R-EH2 M-AH0 N-IH1 S-IH0-NG


we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So

W-IY1 T-AO1-K-T TH-R-UW1 M-OW1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 N-AY1 T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z-D DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 S-OW1 AE1-NG G-R-IY0 AE1 T-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AA1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EH1 R-AA1-R-S T-IH1-L F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z DH-EH1-R S-OW1


Oh just say it Kyle!


We're gonna give it another try.

W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-IH1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 T-R-AY1


What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-ER0 W-AY1 N-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D HH-ER0 K-AA1-N-S T-AH0-N T-N-IY1-D F-AO1 R-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.

Y-AE1 IY1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AO1-R HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH1-G K-AE1-T


Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.

OW2 K-EY1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T B-L-AY1-N-D G-AY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-AE1-SH HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-IH0 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


Y'know, he hums when he pees!

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-IY1 HH-AH1-M Z-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 P-IY1-Z


If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

IH1 F-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D B-IH1 G-L-AY1 M-AH0 B-IY1-N B-AH1 B-AH0 L-IH0 NG-AH1 P-W-UH1-D SH-IY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S


It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.

IH1 T-M-EY1-K-S HH-IH1-M M-IH1-S DH-AH0 B-OW1-L B-AH1 T-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0


We're so sorry.


That's all right, we-we don't need you. In fact, hey I'm over it already.

TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-IY1 UW0 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-AE1-K-T HH-EY1 IH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 IH1 T-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0


Yeah, and y'know what? I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-IH1 V-AH0 T-AY1 N-IY0 R-AE1-T S-AE1-S


Yeah, we're gonna go.


I'm sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y'know, she

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH1-G F-IY1-B Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 R-AY1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 SH-IY1


Oh. Y'know, he hums while he does other stuff to.

OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-IY1 HH-AH1-M Z-W-AY1-L HH-IY1 D-AH1 Z-AH1 DH-ER0-S T-AH1-F T-UW1


Yeah, we're better off without them.

Y-AE1 W-ER0 B-EH1 T-ER0 AO1 F-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T DH-EH1-M


And y'know, even if they break up again, you'd better not let him in your sad men's club!

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F DH-EY1 B-R-EY1 K-AH1 P-AH0 G-EH1 N-Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 N-AA1 T-L-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R S-AE1 D-M-EH1-N-Z K-L-AH1-B


Divorced men's club.


Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?

W-AY1 IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1-T V-AE0 L-EY1 B-AE1 K-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 P-AO1-R SH-AH0


Maybe because you've got the keys?

M-EY1 B-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T DH-AH0 K-IY1-Z


This is totally your fault!

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L-T


My fault?! You threatened the judge!

M-AY1 F-AO1-L T-Y-UW1 TH-R-EH1 T-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 JH-AH1-JH


Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine!!

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 R-IH1-P-T DH-AH0 P-EY1 P-ER0 AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AO1-R T-R-IH0 P-AO1-R T-ER0 Z-M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


What?


Yeah?


Have you seen Chandler?!


No! Why?


What are you gonna do?


Well, I'm never gonna listen to you again, that's for sure!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N TH-AE1-T-S F-AO1-R SH-UH1-R


"Y'know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AA1-R-M K-AE1 N-IH1-T D-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R N-EY1-M D-AW1-N


Rachel said that!


Well Rachel's not here!

W-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-IH0-L Z-N-AA1-T HH-IY1-R


Y'know?


Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit.

D-AE1 M-AH0-N-T D-AE1 M-AH0-N-T D-AE1 M-AH0-N-T D-AE1 M-AH0-N-T


This is all your fault.


This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AH0-S-T D-EY1 AH1 V-M-AY1 L-AY1 F-IH1 K-N-OW0


My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.

M-AY1 S-AH1 N-IH1-Z B-IY1 IH0-NG B-AO1-R N-AH0-N D-AY1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 IH0-N DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V-S T-AH1 K-IH0 N-AH0 K-L-AA1 Z-AH0 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.

DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 L-AH1 V-IH1-Z HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 T-AH0 D-EY1 AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S JH-AH1-S T-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V


No no no, believe me.


No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok?

N-OW1 W-AH1-N HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-IH1 S-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-OW1 K-EY1


Okay.


When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok?

W-EH1-N DH-IH1-S D-EY1 IH1 Z-OW1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 OW1 K-EY1


Where does that leave me?


You get to be the baby's father.

Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z F-AA1 DH-ER0


Everyone knows who you are.

EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N N-OW1-Z HH-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R


Who am I?


There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.

DH-EH1-R Z-M-AH1 DH-ER0-Z D-EY1 DH-EH1-R-Z F-AA1 DH-ER0-Z D-EY1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 L-EH1-Z B-IY0 AH0 N-L-AH1 V-ER0 D-EY1


Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

EH1 V-ER0 IY0 D-EY1 IH1 Z-L-EH1-Z B-IY0 AH0 N-L-AH1 V-ER0 D-EY1


This is so great.


You wanna explain that?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N DH-AE1-T


I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-EH1-L K-AA1 Z-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1 P-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 D-AE1 D-L-EH1-F T-AH0-N D-M-AY1 M-AH1 DH-ER0 D-AY1 D-AH0-N D-M-AY1-S T-EH1-P F-AA2 DH-ER0 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 JH-EY1-L S-OW1 AY1 B-EH1-R L-IY0 HH-AE1 D-IH0 N-AH1-F P-IY1 S-AH0 Z-AH1-V P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S T-UW1 M-EY1 K-W-AH1-N HH-OW1 L-W-AH1-N


And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most.

AH0-N-D HH-IH1-R-Z DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EY1 B-IY0 HH-UW1 HH-AE1 Z-L-AY1-K TH-R-IY1 HH-OW1-L P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S HH-UW1 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T S-OW1 M-AH1-CH DH-AE1-T TH-EH1-R F-AY1 T-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-UW1 G-EH1-T-S T-UW1 L-AH1 V-IH1-T DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T


And it's not even born yet.

AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N B-AO1-R N-Y-EH1-T


It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 L-AH1 K-IY0 AH0-S-T B-EY1 B-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-W-ER1-L-D


I'm sorry, you were fighting.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 F-AY1 T-IH0-NG


It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T HH-ER0 W-AO1 T-ER0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-NG K-AA1-M D-AW1 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1


I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!

IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG JH-AH1-S-T F-AY1-N G-AA1-D T-IH1 F-AH0 N-IY0 Y-UW1 S-M-EH1-L S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T


Breathe, breathe, breathe.


Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!

OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 AA1-R S-IH1-K


This is disgusting!


I'm not reading this!


What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!

W-AH1 T-W-EY1 T-W-AO2 T-AY2-T DH-AH0 HH-AE1-N S-AH0-M M-AE1 N-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 EH1-N T-ER0


I mean, was it Gina?


Which one is Gina?


Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.

D-AA1-R-K B-IH1-G HH-EH1 R-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 EH1-R P-L-EY2 N-IH1 R-IH0-NG-Z


No, no, no, that's Dina.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S D-IY1 N-AH0


Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.

D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1-L HH-AY1 AH1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1-L D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1 L-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0


I don't know, you thought 'See you Saturday' was funny.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 TH-AO1-T S-IY1 Y-UW1 S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0


What are you doing here?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


What is it?


That she left you?


That she left you for another woman that likes women?

DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-L-AY1-K S-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...

L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AW1 D-ER0 OW2 K-EY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 M-AE1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-L-F-TH F-L-AO1 R-IH0 N-AH0 K-OW1 M-AH0 DH-AE1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-W-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1


Then what?


My first time with Carol was...

M-AY1 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-IH1-DH K-AE1 R-AH0 L-W-AA1-Z


What?


It was my


With Carol?  Oh.


So in your whole life, you've only been with one——oh.

S-OW1 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R HH-OW1-L L-AY1 F-Y-UW1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 B-IH1 N-W-IH1 DH-W-AH1 N-IY0 AH0


Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!

W-OW1 B-OY1 HH-AA1 K-IY0 W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-IH1 G-M-IH0-S T-EY1-K DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 HH-OW1-L B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V-S T-AH1 F-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-AH0-V D-AH1-N T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Okay.


Oh, it's already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?

OW1 IH1-T S-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 K-L-OW1-Z-D K-R-IH1-S G-EY1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 K-IY1-Z T-UW1 L-AA1 K-AH1 P-W-AA2 T-IH1 Z-R-AO1-NG


My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.

M-AY1 M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-AY1 M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-IH1 Z-AH1 M-IH1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 OW1 V-ER0


Oh no! Why?