Why do all you're coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?

W-AY1 D-UW1 AO1 L-Y-UH1-R K-AA1 F-IY0 M-AH1-G-Z HH-AE1 V-N-AH1-M B-ER0 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0-M


Oh. That's so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, 'Where's number 27?!'

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 K-AE1-N K-IY1-P T-R-AE1-K DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 IH1 F-W-AH1 N-AA1-N DH-EH1 M-IH1 Z-M-IH1 S-IH0-NG SH-IY1 K-AE1-N B-IY1 L-AY1-K D-AH1 B-AH0 L-Y-UW0 HH-IY1 R-IH1 Z-N-AH1-M B-ER0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N


That I did. That I did.

DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D


So let's talk a little bit about your duties.

S-OW1 L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R D-UW1 T-IY0-Z


Push!


Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder.

P-UH1 SH-EH1 M-AW1-T P-UH1 SH-EH1 M-AW1-T HH-AA1-R D-ER0 HH-AA1-R D-ER0


Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out!

P-UH1 SH-EH1 M-AW1-T P-UH1 SH-EH1 M-AW1 T-W-EY1 AW1-T


Hey!


Let's—  I was just—yeah, right.

L-EH1-T S-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-IY0 AH0 R-AY1-T


Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?

R-AA1-S D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-EH1 L-AH0 V-EY2 T-ER0 IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.

AH1 Y-EH1 S-AY1 D-IH1-D B-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1 S-AH0-N T-OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1


But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?

B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N HH-UW1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-R-AH0 S-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-L-AE1-S T-M-AH1-N-TH


Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 M-AO1-R L-EH1-F T-L-EH1-F-T


Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head!

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 L-IH1-F T-IH1-T-S T-R-EY1 T-AH1 P-OW1 V-ER0 Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D


Straight up over your head!

S-T-R-EY1 T-AH1 P-OW1 V-ER0 Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D


You can do it!


Yeah, sure!


Hey, Mon.


Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.

HH-EY1 HH-IY2 AH0 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-IY1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T S-AH1-K-S


Okay, you guys free tonight?

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z F-R-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Yes but too me he's just, man.

Y-EH1-S B-AH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 HH-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S T-M-AE1-N


Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building.

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1 N-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IH1-L D-IH0-NG


Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?

JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1 F-IY0 W-EH1 R-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-N-AW1


Yeah, we were…we were just looking around.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 W-EH1 R-UW0 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D


Oh-oh, you're-you're fellow scholars.

OW1 HH-OW0 Y-AW0 R-EY1 Y-ER0 F-EH1 L-OW0-S K-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Hey, did you pick a roommate?

HH-EY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T


It kicked! I think the baby kicked!

IH1-T K-IH1-K T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 K-IH1-K-T


Oh my God!


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1 T-OW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 IH0 L-AE1-S T-IH0 K-AA1-N M-AY1 AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R B-AH1-S T-IH0-D


Oh wait, Joey, you can't go like that! You stink!

OW1 W-EY1-T JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-S T-IH1-NG-K


Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don't have time!

L-UH1 K-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 F-IY1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1-P B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 K-UH1-D SH-AW1 ER0 AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-AY1-M


He was with her when he wrote this poem.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 R-OW1-T DH-IH1-S P-OW1 AH0-M


You're coming on to the entire room!  I'm Chandler.

Y-UH1-R K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AA1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 R-UW1 M-IH1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.'

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1-V T-AH1-CH T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 M-EH1-M-P T-IY0 ER0-S T-IH1-L


Hi.


Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.

W-EH1 L-AY1 AH1 AY1-S K-IH1-P-T F-AO1-R-TH G-R-EY1-D


Done.


So uh, what are you in for?

S-OW1 AH1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-AO1-R


I talk in my sleep.


What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.

W-AH1 T-AH0 K-OW0 IH1-N S-IH0 D-AH0-N S-AY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-N M-AY1 S-L-IY1-P


Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I...

AA1 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1-S B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-AA1-N M-AY1 P-EY1 P-ER0 R-UW1-T S-OW1 AY1


Oh.


Oh?!


How'd did it go?


And it's not fake, it's totally brutal.

AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T F-EY1 K-IH1-T-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 B-R-UW1 T-AH0-L


Yeah, it's two guys in a ring, and the rules are: "They're

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S T-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 R-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 R-UW1-L Z-AA1-R TH-EH1-R


So you can like, bite, and pull people's hair and stuff?

S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-L-AY1-K B-AY1 T-AH0-N-D P-UH1-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L-Z HH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F


I know.


What's fish hooking?


Yeah.


Ameri-can.


Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.

OW1 B-AA1-B HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG K-AH0-M P-EH1-R-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 B-AY1 T-M-AY1 L-IH1-P T-UW1 K-IY1-P F-R-AH1-M-S K-R-IY1 M-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R N-EY1-M


Well, that makes me feel so good.

W-EH1-L DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 F-IY1-L S-OW1 G-UH1-D


Well you can let me in later.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 IH0 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 HH-AE1-D S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH1 N-UW1 K-UW1-L-S T-AY1-L DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 W-IH1-DH


And uh maybe you have to get used to it.

AH0-N D-AH1 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 IH1-T


Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.

W-AW1 IH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-UH1-D-S T-AH1-F


A


Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.

Y-AE1 M-OW1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-AE1 M-AH0 JH-IH1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-OW1-S T-L-IY0 K-AH0-N T-EY1-N D-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-EH1 D-R-UW2-M-Z


Uh, what?


I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

AY1 W-AA1-Z S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z-D T-UW1 S-IY1 AH0 K-AE2-NG G-ER0 UW1 IH0 N-AH0 W-ER1-L D-W-AO1 R-AY1 EH1 P-IH0-K


Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?

HH-EY1 B-AH1 D-IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-AE1-N B-AA1 R-OW2 Y-AO1 R-Y-UW1 N-AH0 F-AO2-R-M DH-IH1-S TH-ER1-Z D-EY2


Excuse me?


They didn't take any of my suggestions!

DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-M-AY1 S-AH0-G JH-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


Oh, how bad is it?


Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ass. Which I do

OW1 IH1-T-S B-AE1 D-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-AE1-D DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-IH0-N DH-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N-T B-ER1-N D-IH1 Z-AE1 N-AE1 S-W-IH1 CH-AY1 D-UW1


Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?

HH-EY1 W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-IH0 S-AY1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


I'm sorry.


It's not like it's porn!

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S P-AO1-R-N


Fine! I'm sorry for your loss!

F-AY1 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R L-AO1-S


And the nudity is really important to the story.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 N-UW1 D-IH0 T-IY0 IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am

W-AW1 OW0 HH-AA1 K-OY0 L-UH1-K P-AE1 L-AY1 AE1-M


You're right. Maybe I shouldn't even go on the call back.

Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N G-OW1 AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AO1-L B-AE1-K


Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?

HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-AW1 T-W-AH1-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D DH-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 M-IH1-S T-ER0 F-AY1-R M-AH0-N


There's just so much pressure.

DH-EH1-R-Z JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 M-AH1-CH P-R-EH1 SH-ER0


And I am only naked in one scene.

AH0-N D-AY1 AE1 M-OW1 N-L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0 D-IH0 N-W-AH1-N S-IY1-N


Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 T-IH1 Z-M-AY1 D-AY1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-SH T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG


See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity

S-IY1 IH1 F-IH1-M N-AA1-T B-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-R-IH1-NG DH-EH1-N M-AY1-S P-IH1 R-AH0 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-AA1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 N-EH1 DH-ER0 W-ER1-L-D F-AO1 R-AO1 L-IH0 T-ER1 N-AH0 T-IY0


Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!

W-EH1-L F-IY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


All right.


Okay.


What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!

W-AH0-T S-AO1-L DH-IH1 S-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z F-AY1 T-IH0 NG-IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 OW1 V-ER0 AH0 R-UW1 M-AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 S-IH1 L-IY0


Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much.

OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0-L T-IY1 CH-IH0 NG-ER0 OW1 B-IH0-K-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 IH0 NG-W-EY1 T-UW1 M-AH1-CH


Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly.

W-EH1 L-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 N-AA1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AE1-N-D B-AY1 AH0-N D-W-AA1-CH T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AY1 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH B-IY1 HH-ER1 T-OW1 V-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 S-IH1 L-IY0


I mean, enough of the silliness!

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH0 N-AH1 F-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-IH1 L-IY0 N-AH0-S


Well, why don't you tell her to stop being silly!

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0 T-UW1-S T-AA1-P B-IY1 IH0-NG S-IH1 L-IY0


Okay-okay!


Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together.

T-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1-D P-OY1-N-T S-L-UH1 K-AY1 V-N-OW1 N-Y-UW1 B-OW1 TH-AH0 L-AO1-NG T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1 N-IY1 DH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-UW1 OW0 N-IY0 M-IH1 L-IH0 SH-AH0 N-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 AE1 Z-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N S-IH1-N S-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Do you really want to throw that all away over a room?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AO1 L-AH0 W-EY1 OW1 V-ER0 AH0 R-UW1-M


That is so silly.


Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?

N-AW1 W-UW1 HH-AH0 T-IH1 Z-M-AO1 R-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-L-AH1 V-AO1-R S-IH1 L-IY0 N-AH0-S


Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "Hey, you're not Bob."

IY1 V-IH0-N DH-OW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 G-UH1-D B-AA1 B-IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 N-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 S-IY1 Z-Y-UW1 T-AA1 M-ER0 OW2 SH-EH1-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z HH-EY1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T B-AA1-B


Love is the best medicine.

L-AH1 V-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-M-EH1 D-AH0 S-AH0-N


That's laughter.


Why do you do it?


How do you figure that?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 DH-AE1-T


Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!

HH-AH0 L-OW1 IH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N-T S-IY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-EH1 R-IY0-Z P-AA1-R T-N-ER0


I guess so.


Here you go. Thank you!


Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?

W-EY1 T-R-AE1 CH-W-EH1-R-Z DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1-N


Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!

G-UH1 D-AH0 V-ER1 B-AH0-L K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K T-IH1-Z B-AY1-N D-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0-S T-EY1 T-AH1 V-N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K


This is my wedding.


But I don't. Me, Phoebe.


Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.

F-AY1 N-Y-UW2 L-AY1 AH0 L-W-AA1 CH-IH1 T-AA1-N V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K


You're not? See, that's why you're so great!

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T S-IY1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 Y-UH1-R S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T


Thank you.


Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me!

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1-S K-AY1-N D-AH1-V K-OW0 D-EH1 P-AH0-N D-AH0-N T-IH0 M-OW1 SH-N-AH0 L-IY0-S T-AH1-N T-IH0-D S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1 S-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D B-IH1-G K-AH1-P S-W-IH1 CH-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AY1 T-AE1 Z-W-EH1-L HH-AE1 V-N-IH1 P-AH0-L Z-AA1-N DH-EH1 M-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-AO1 L-OW1 D-IH0 F-AY1-N M-IY1


Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!

N-UW1 OW0 N-UW1 OW2 Y-UW1 L-EH1-N T-M-IY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-IH1 R-IH0-NG Z-IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 B-AA1 R-OW2 HH-ER0-S T-AH1-F


Love me, I need love!


Have you really done this before?

HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AH1-N DH-IH1-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Oh, do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything!

OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-AH0 HH-AH1 G-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Yeah!


You just take a big, big swing.

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-AH0 B-IH1-G B-IH1-G S-W-IH1-NG


Now, don't hold back.


Hey!


Hey-hey-hey!


What are you doing?


Yeah!!


Oh, all right.


Yeah! Sure! Yep!  Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.

Y-AE1 SH-UH1 R-Y-EH1 P-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 HH-ER1 D-AH0 SH-AA1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 IH1-D TH-R-OW1 M-AY1 B-AA1 D-IY0 AA1 N-Y-UW1


Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 SH-UH1-D T-EY1 K-AH0 W-AO1-K TH-R-UW1 AH0 B-AE1 D-N-EY1 B-ER0 HH-UH2-D


Okay!


Bye!


Uh that's an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.

AH1 TH-AE1-T S-AE1 N-EY0 T-IY1-N-TH S-EH1-N CH-ER0 IY0 IH1-N D-IY0 AH0 N-AA1-R T-AH0 F-AE2-K-T F-R-AH1-M K-AE2-L K-AH1 T-AH0


Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!

K-AH1 T-IH1 T-AW1 T-R-AA1 S-AY1 HH-EY1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EY1 V-Y-AO1-R L-AY1 F-AH0-N-D K-IH1 K-Y-AO1 R-AE1 S-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M D-EY1


So much more.


Well, well to sum up, we're having fun, you look young.

W-EH1 L-W-EH1-L T-UW1 S-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-Y-AH1-NG


Okay


But that's not enough. So… So…here's a key to my apartment.

B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F S-OW1 S-OW0 HH-IH1-R Z-AH0 K-IY1 T-UW1 M-AY1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Really?!


Really.


You don't think this is too fast.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 F-AE1-S-T


Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?

OW2 K-EY1 F-ER1-S-T DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-AH0 CH-IH1 L-IY0 AH0-N S-IY1 B-AE1-S P-R-IY0 P-EH1-R D-W-IH1 DH-AH0 M-AE1-NG G-OW0 R-EH1 L-IH0 SH-AA1 N-AH0 B-AE1 G-W-IY0 IH1 Z-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 R-AY1 T-IH0-NG DH-IY1-Z D-AW1-N


Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?

R-AA1-S K-AE1 N-AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-AO1 R-AO1-L G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-AH1-P F-EY1-K-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L Z-AH0-N D-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 K-UH1-K DH-EH1 M-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 N-AY1-T


Hey. When you guys were kids and you played

HH-EY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 K-IH1-D Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 P-L-EY1-D


I was always Joanne.


Hey Bobby.


Ewww! Oh! It's the Mattress King!

Y-UW1 W-OW1 IH1-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-R-AH0-S K-IH1-NG


Don't look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!

D-AA1-N T-L-UH1-K HH-AH1 N-IY0 CH-EY1-N-JH DH-AH0 CH-AE1 N-AH0-L CH-EY1-N-JH DH-AH0 CH-AE1 N-AH0-L


Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.

W-EY1 T-W-EY1 T-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 DH-IH1 S-AE1-F T-ER0 AY1 D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S HH-IH1-M HH-AE1 F-AH1-V DH-AE1-T K-IH1-NG D-AH0 M-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-AY1-N


What a wank!


Oh, I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses.

OW1 AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-IY1 Z-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-AW1 ER0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S T-UW1 S-EH1-L M-AE1 T-R-AH0 S-AH0-Z


I know!


And I'm appalled for you by the way.

AH0-N D-IH1 M-AH0 P-AO1-L-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


You had to do it, didn't you? You couldn't just leave it alone.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S T-L-IY1 V-IH1 T-AH0 L-OW1-N


Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there's a bug in my food.

F-AO1-R P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 T-IH1 P-M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-N DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 B-AH1 G-IH0-N M-AY1 F-UW1-D


Ok, gentlemen!


Yeah, I'm gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.

Y-AE1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 HH-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1-S K-UW1 L-IH0 N-AH0 M-IH1 N-IY0 M-AH0-L


I don't know.


All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-L-AY1-V-D HH-IY1 R-IH0 N-AH0 W-AY1-L S-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?

D-AH1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-S T-IH1-L T-ER1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-AY1-T S-IH0-N HH-ER0 B-EH1 D-R-UW2-M


Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-EH1-N T-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 K-AY1-L Z-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-AH0 F-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0-N D-W-IY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 R-EH2 M-AH0 N-IH1 S-IH0-NG


I am


All right, look, here's the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1-K HH-IH1-R-Z DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 M-L-AY1 N-R-AA1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-IH1-K S-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH1 F-W-IY1 AE1-K-T F-AE1-S T-OW2 K-EY1


So, I'll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

S-OW1 IH1 L-IH2-N V-AY1-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1 B-R-AH1-N-CH T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-N-AY1-S


What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-ER0 W-AY1 N-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D HH-ER0 K-AA1-N-S T-AH0-N T-N-IY1-D F-AO1 R-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.

Y-AE1 IY1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AO1-R HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 B-IH1-G K-AE1-T


Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.

OW2 K-EY1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T B-L-AY1-N-D G-AY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-AE1-SH HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-IH0 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


Y'know, he hums when he pees!

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-IY1 HH-AH1-M Z-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 P-IY1-Z


Okay, well can't you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH1 T-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R T-AY1 M-R-AA1-S F-AO1-R M-IY1 F-AO1-R M-IY1


Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we're never gonna get along.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-AH1-N B-R-AH1-N CH-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 S-AA1-L V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 F-EY1 S-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 W-ER0 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 L-AO1-NG


Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AA1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 OW2 K-EY1


That's all right, we-we don't need you. In fact, hey I'm over it already.

TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-IY1 UW0 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-AE1-K-T HH-EY1 IH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 IH1 T-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0


Okay, okay, okay.  I'll get the bagels.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L G-EH1-T DH-AH0 B-EY1 G-AH0-L-Z


Yeah, we're gonna go.


All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1 N-Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 SH-OW1 M-IY1 S-AH1 M-AH1-V DH-AE1-T T-UW1 DH-EH1-N


Oh. Y'know, he hums while he does other stuff to.

OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-IY1 HH-AH1-M Z-W-AY1-L HH-IY1 D-AH1 Z-AH1 DH-ER0-S T-AH1-F T-UW1


Really? A purse?


And y'know, even if they break up again, you'd better not let him in your sad men's club!

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F DH-EY1 B-R-EY1 K-AH1 P-AH0 G-EH1 N-Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 N-AA1 T-L-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R S-AE1 D-M-EH1-N-Z K-L-AH1-B


Uhh, the ball thing.


Yeah?


See look,


Uhh,


Maybe you need sex.


No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.

N-OW1 N-OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 N-IH0 S-EH2-K-S


What?


Have you seen Chandler?!


No! Why?


Hey.


no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better.

N-OW1 AH1 M-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IY1 DH-ER0 AE1-N S-ER0 W-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-IY1-L B-EH1 T-ER0


I love you Phoebe.


So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.

S-OW1 Y-AO1-R B-R-AH1 DH-ER0-Z-S T-R-EY1 HH-AH1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0


Yay!! Oh so, you're not, you're not mad at us anymore?

Y-EY1 OW1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-M-AE1 D-AE1 T-AH1 S-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


What are you gonna do?


I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1 M-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 D-R-AA1 P-AO1-F-N HH-AY2 T-IH0-NG S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D K-IH1-N D-AH0 S-AH1-K-T HH-AH1


No!


So, I guess this is over.

S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-OW1 V-ER0


Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-IY1 IH1-T HH-AE1-D T-UW1 EH1-N-D S-AH1-M T-AY2-M


Why, exactly?


Because of the weekend, we had a fight.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-IY1 K-EH2-N D-W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 F-AY1-T


Chandler that's crazy!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 TH-AE1-T-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.

M-AY1 S-AH1 N-IH1-Z B-IY1 IH0-NG B-AO1-R N-AH0-N D-AY1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 IH0-N DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V-S T-AH1 K-IH0 N-AH0 K-L-AA1 Z-AH0 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


So, this isn't over?


No.


Okay.


You deal with it and move on!

Y-UW1 D-IY1 L-W-IH1 DH-IH1 T-AH0-N D-M-UW1 V-AA1-N


I cannot sleep in a public place.

AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T S-L-IY1 P-IH0 N-AH0 P-AH1 B-L-IH0-K P-L-EY1-S


Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T HH-ER0 SH-IY1 IH1-Z S-OW1 P-IY1-S F-AH0-L


Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship!

OW1 W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 AE1 N-AH0 D-AH1-L T-R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


We're in a relationship?

W-ER0 IH0 N-AH0 R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


I'm afraid so.


Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

EH1 V-ER0 IY0 D-EY1 IH1 Z-L-EH1-Z B-IY0 AH0 N-L-AH1 V-ER0 D-EY1


This is so great.


You wanna explain that?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N DH-AE1-T


Oh, and deaf.


Yeah!


Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S T-EY1 W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Thanks.


It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T HH-ER0 W-AO1 T-ER0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-NG K-AA1-M D-AW1 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1


Oh God, I'm so sorry.


Breathe, breathe, breathe.


Oh God!


Hey, you guys! Guess what?


Got a job on a river boat?

G-AA1 T-AH0 JH-AA1 B-AA1 N-AH0 R-IH1 V-ER0 B-OW1-T


Y'know what I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore so...

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-EH1-R DH-IH1-S S-UW1-T F-AO1 R-AH0 Y-IH1-R B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-EY1 T-AH0 D-IH1 T-W-EH1-L G-EH1 S-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-M-AY1 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R S-OW1


Which one is Gina?


Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as you like.

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-AA1 N-Y-UH1 R-OW1 N-Y-UH1-R F-R-IY1 T-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K


No, no, no, that's Dina.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S D-IY1 N-AH0


Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.

D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1-L HH-AY1 AH1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1-L D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1 L-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0


I don't know, you thought 'See you Saturday' was funny.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 TH-AO1-T S-IY1 Y-UW1 S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0


Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with.

L-UH1-K HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-AA1-R K-IH1 Z-IH0-N F-AE1 SH-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 L-AY1-K HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N SH-EH1-R DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-W-IH1-DH


Okay, good bye!


Hey I got one! I got one!

HH-EY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-W-AH1 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-W-AH1-N


Hi!


That she left you for another woman that likes women?

DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-L-AY1-K S-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Oh down please.  I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it?

OW1 D-AW1-N P-L-IY1 Z-IY1 HH-EY1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 B-AO1-L B-AH1-S T-ER0 K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH1-T


Then what?


Sure! I feel so bad for you. I broke my leg once too.

SH-UH1 R-AY1 F-IY1-L S-OW1 B-AE1-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AY1 B-R-OW1 K-M-AY1 L-EH1 G-W-AH1-N-S T-UW1


What?


It was my


: Yeah.


Let's just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.

L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 T-AY2 P-AH0 G-R-AE1 F-IH0 K-AH0 L-EH1 R-ER0 W-IH1 DH-AH0 S-EH1-K S-M-AE1 N-Y-UW0 AH0-L


: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think I'm ready to dance with girls.

AA1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S B-AH1 T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 D-AE1-N S-W-IH1-DH G-ER1-L-Z


Car accident.


Go get 'em Treeger.


: Right.  Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.

R-AY1-T HH-EY1 AA1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1-M M-AA1-R-JH HH-AE1 Z-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Well umm, if you have sometime y'know and maybe you might want to visit someone else

W-EH1 L-AH1 M-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M T-AY2 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 M-AY1 T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 V-IH1 Z-AH0-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Oh yeah! I-I would like that.


Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!

W-EY1 T-W-AH1 T-N-OW1 EH1 L-AH0 V-EY2 T-ER0 N-OW1


Uh, you gotta press the button.

AH1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 P-R-EH1-S DH-AH0 B-AH1 T-AH0-N


Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so

W-EH1 L-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1 N-IY0 K-AO1-L B-AE2-K-S S-OW1


Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?

IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 G-UH1-D S-AY1-N DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 AE1-S-K T-AH1-S T-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


Who knows?


Oh my god.


There's something new in the bowl.

DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 B-OW1-L


No, but I want...I want the pinecones!

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-IY0 W-AA1-N-T DH-AH0 P-IH1 N-AH0 K-OW2-N-Z


Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben.

Y-AE1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AO1-L HH-AE1-V S-AH1-CH D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-L-UH1-K S-W-ER0 P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 M-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D K-AY1 L-W-IH1-DH B-EH1-N


So it'll be either you two  or you two.

S-OW1 IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 IY1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 T-UW1 AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


Thank you for a delightful stay.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 D-IH0 L-AY1-T F-AH0-L-S T-EY1


Oh, my maple candy!


Oh my God, what happened?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 HH-IH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG HH-IH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-L-UW1 AH0-N D-N-UW1


Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.

W-AW1-S P-IH1 N-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1-K F-AH1-N


Oh,  I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.

OW1 AY1 W-IH1 SH-N-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0 NG-R-AA1-S HH-AH1 G-AH0-N D-R-OW1-L TH-IH1-NG


Ross's what?


You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-EH1-R HH-IY1 HH-AH1-G Z-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D K-IH1-N D-AH0 R-OW1-L Z-Y-UW1 AH0 W-EY1 AH0-N D-OW1 M-IH1 G-AH0-D


Whoops.  Oh, hey, do you need help with that?

W-UW1-P S-OW1 HH-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-IY1-D HH-EH1-L P-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T


Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That's my Dad, that's Frank! Yeah! I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 D-AE1-D TH-AE1-T-S F-R-AE1-NG K-Y-AE1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AO1-L F-L-IH1-NG G-IY0


Take it easy--if you want, there's cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria!  I can make sangria!

T-EY1 K-IH1 T-IY1 S-AY2 F-IH2 L-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T DH-EH1-R-Z K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1-N T-ER0 AO1 R-AO0-R S-AE1-N G-R-IY0 AH0 AY1 K-AE1-N M-EY1-K S-AE1-NG G-R-IY0 AH0


No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.

N-AA1 N-OW0 S-AA1 R-IY0 K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-AA1-R G-UH1-D TH-AE1-NG-K-S


You were with Julie?


Oh no, I-I'm sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.

OW1 N-OW1 AY1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 G-EH1 S-W-IY1 L-AO1-S-T T-R-AE1 K-AH1 V-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 AE1-F T-ER0 HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-L-EH1-D T-UW1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 N-UW1 IH1 T-W-IY1 W-EH1 R-AH0-SH P-UW2 IH0-NG


Ohh, well. Y'know we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 W-ER0 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 IH0-N F-AE1-K-T DH-AH0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M F-AO1-R DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 AH1 V-AH1-S


Oh, what? What was it?


The three losers.


Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time.

R-IH1 L-IY0 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M


Look, I'm sorry, all right.


Yeah, no, it was great.


Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her,  burping her, oh try this one!

W-EH1 L-AO2-L R-AY1 T-W-IY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 T-R-AY1-D F-IY1 D-IH0-NG HH-ER0 CH-EY1-N JH-IH0-NG HH-ER0 B-ER1 P-IH0-NG HH-ER0 OW1 T-R-AY1 DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


That is not true!


Oh, that's not what you want...

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 P-AO1-L-S T-IY1 V-AH0-N-Z D-AE1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1-S G-EH1 L-ER0


It worked!


Oh  oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit.

OW1 OW1 N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P-T T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 AH1 P-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T


Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it  won’t stop crying.

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-AH1 T-AE1 M-AY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1-T-S B-IH1 N-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-OW1-N-T-S T-AA1-P K-R-AY1 IH0-NG


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

AH1-M SH-IY1 R-AE1 CH-N-AA1 T-IH1-T SH-IY1


Yeah, I’m not so sure.


Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?

W-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-EY1-JH


Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from  having sex with Ross!

Y-AE1 N-OW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S JH-AH1-S-T P-R-UW1-V Z-N-OW1 G-UH1-D K-AE1-N K-AH1-M F-R-AH1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-R-AA1-S


I


Oh, it's so easy for you I mean, you're not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

OW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 IY1 Z-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-W-IH1-DH HH-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


Yeah I can!  And don't think I don't, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha!

Y-AE1 AY1 K-AE1 N-AH0-N-D D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-UW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-Y-UW1 B-EH1 CH-AH0


What?! Well he never said that to me!

W-AH1 T-W-EH1-L HH-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Of course I have! What do you think, I'm some 30 year old virgin?

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 AE1-M S-AH1-M TH-ER1 D-IY0 Y-IH1 R-OW1-L-D V-ER1 JH-IH0-N


Oh my God! You're a 30 year old virgin!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 TH-ER1 D-IY0 Y-IH1 R-OW1-L-D V-ER1 JH-IH0-N


Say it louder, I don't think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

S-EY1 IH1 T-L-AW1 D-ER0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 G-AY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1-K HH-ER1 D-Y-UW1


It's not like, I haven't any opportunities.

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 AA2 P-ER0 T-UW1 N-AH0 T-IY0-Z


Oh well, it's not on TV yet.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1 Y-EH1-T


Well, then it's not on the wall yet.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 W-AO1 L-Y-EH1-T


Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh?

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1 N-AY1 W-IH1-L B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 AH0 T-EY1-P HH-AH1


So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet?

S-OW1 AH1-M N-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-M-AE1 T-L-AW1 ER0-Z K-L-OW1-DH-Z HH-IY1-R M-EY1 B-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N-Z DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1-N K-L-IY1-N D-Y-EH1-T


Ooooohh!


Y'know what? You are right?!


I mean sex does not have to be a big deal!

AY1 M-IY1-N S-EH1-K-S D-AH1 Z-N-AA1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L


Wendy, we had a deal!  Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!

W-EH1-N D-IY0 W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 D-IY1 L-Y-AE1 Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-W-EH1-N D-IY0 W-EH1-N D-IY0 W-EH1-N D-IY0


Who was that?


Rachel! I'm never gonna think it's okay for you to cheat on your husband!

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 CH-IY1 T-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D


Oh what do you know? Virgin!

OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 V-ER1 JH-IH0-N


Ten dollars an hour.


Twelve dollars an hour.


Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

M-OW1 N-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 K-UH1-D B-AH1 T-AY1 V-M-EY1-D P-L-AE1-N-Z T-UW1 W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N-D


All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need— Excuse me, could I have this?

AO1-L R-AY1-T K-AE1 R-AH0 L-AY1 N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 K-IY1-P P-UH1 SH-IH0 NG-AY1 N-IY1 D-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 K-UH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-IH1-S


C'mon up.


Guys?


Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0


A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-ER1 D-IY0 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IH1 P-Y-AO1 R-AA1-R M-AO1 F-AH0-N-D TH-R-OW1 IH1 T-AE1 T-M-IY1


No you're not! Not to me!

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-N-AA1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.

S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-IY1-S P-EH1-N D-IH0-NG S-AH1-M K-W-AA1 L-AH0 T-IY0 T-AY1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


But what does that gonna do...

B-AH1 T-W-AH1-T D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


For Chandler!


Yeah, you're great! Okay, let's take it from

Y-AE1 Y-UH1-R G-R-EY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S T-EY1 K-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M


No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 AE1-K T-IH0-NG M-AY1 AE1 S-AO1-F


Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she's gonna know.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-AY1 W-AA1-N-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 S-ER0 P-R-AY1 Z-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 N-OW1


You bet! What's the part?

Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 P-AA1-R-T


Hi!  Hi!  Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?

HH-AY1 HH-AY1 HH-AY1 HH-AE1 Z-AH1 M-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N S-IY1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


I thought he was with you.

AY1 TH-AO1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


We're just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.

W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-R-IY0 AH0 L-IY1 V-ER0 IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S CH-EH1 R-IH0 T-IY0 IH0 V-EH1-N-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1


Okay umm, Ross?


I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater.

IH1 M-IH0 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AO1-R-M S-OW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AO1 F-M-AY1 S-W-EH1 T-ER0


Now, I'm just letting you know that this is

N-AW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


Yep! That's hilarious!

Y-EH1-P TH-AE1-T-S HH-IH0 L-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M D-AH1 N-IH1-M D-AH1-N


Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.

IH1 K-N-OW0 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


Oh my God! Monica!


Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T-S T-R-UW1 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-IY1 Z-AH0 L-IY0


But you didn't!


No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AH0 M-AO1-R S-IH0 K-Y-UH1-R P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 AA1-R


Is that so?


Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!

OW1 Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z G-R-EY1-T TH-AE1-NG-K-S T-UW1 Y-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-AA1 T-AH0-S-T K-AA1-K T-EY2 L-W-EY1 T-R-AH0-S DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z K-W-IH1 T-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-IY1-CH DH-AH0 TH-ER1-D G-R-EY1-D


I can't believe it! He still hasn't called.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T HH-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-S-N-T K-AO1-L-D


I can't believe it!


It's Joshua.


What, he doesn't like Josh?

W-AH1-T HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-AY1-K JH-AA1-SH


No, I don't.


All right, well I'm gonna put my sweats back on.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1 T-M-AY1 S-W-EH1-T-S B-AE1 K-AA1-N


Oh no!


Wait!


We really weren't great at being guys, but you know why?

W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T G-R-EY1 T-AE1-T B-IY1 IH0-NG G-AY1-Z B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AY1


I gotta go check something over here.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 CH-EH1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Thank you, thanks.


Total wuss!


Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.

OW2 K-EY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-AA1-P SH-AH0-N-Z HH-IY1 R-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V P-R-OW1 T-AH0 T-AY2-P-S F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AA1-N


After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.

AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AE1 T-Y-AE1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1-N HH-EH1-L-P


Okay, there's an herbal tea you can drink.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1-R Z-AE1 N-ER1 B-AH0-L T-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-R-IH1-NG-K


What?


I played bad on purpose guys.

AY1 P-L-EY1-D B-AE1 D-AA1-N P-ER1 P-AH0-S G-AY1-Z


Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-L-EY1 B-AE1-D DH-IH1-S HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M


Anytime you're ready.


Well, I'm gonna go get these  in some water.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1-T DH-IY1 Z-IH0-N S-AH1 M-W-AO1 T-ER0


Ok, where am I talking to, here?

OW1 K-EY1 W-EH1 R-AE1 M-AY1 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-IY1-R


No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby.

N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 T-UH1-K DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 HH-OW0 T-EH1-L L-AA1 B-IY0


Just aim for the bump.

JH-AH1-S T-EY1-M F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-AH1-M-P


Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 HH-IY1-R G-OW1-Z


All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!

AO1-L R-AY1-T F-IY1-B-Z-S T-IH1 K-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R P-L-EY1-T


Oh.


Whose is it?


So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.

S-OW1 D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 IH1 T-IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-AH1 Z-IH1-T


Hello, baby. Hello, hello.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 HH-AH0 L-OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1


Oh, hi. It's Mark.


Phoebe! Come on! Let's go!  Come on!  Why aren't you dressed yet?!

F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-AY1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 D-R-EH1-S T-Y-EH1-T


Okay, I do.


Okay.


Really?!


Oh that's so exciting!

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0-NG


Tasty! I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it's-it's nice.

T-EY1-S T-IY0 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1 V-AH0 HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-N-AY1-S


Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I'll have to pound on you for a little bit.

OW1 B-AH1 T-M-OW1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 T-AH1 CH-M-AY1 G-IH0 T-AA1 R-AH0 G-EH1 N-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-AW1-N D-AA1 N-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1-T


Yes?


Okay?


My best shoes, so good to me.

M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T SH-UW1-Z S-OW1 G-UH1-D T-UW1 M-IY1


I wear them everyday.


Down at the heel, holes in the toes.

D-AW1 N-AE1-T DH-AH0 HH-IY1-L HH-OW1-L Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 T-OW1-Z


Don't care what people say.

D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-AH1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L S-EY1


My feet's best friends, pals to the end.

M-AY1 F-IY1-T-S B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z P-AE1-L-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


With them I'm one hot chicky.

W-IH1-DH DH-EH1 M-IH1 M-W-AH1-N HH-AA1-T CH-IH1 K-IY0


Though late one night, not much light, I....

DH-OW1 L-EY1 T-W-AH1-N N-AY1 T-N-AA1 T-M-AH1 CH-L-AY1 T-AY1


I stepped in something icky.

AY1-S T-EH1-P T-IH0-N S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH1 K-IY0


Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.

S-T-IH1 K-IY0 SH-UW1-Z-S T-IH1 K-IY0 SH-UW1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 S-M-AY1-L-S T-IH1 K-IY0 SH-UW1-Z-S T-IH1 K-IY0 SH-UW1 Z-N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-IH1 L-AH0 V-OY1-D DH-AH0 P-IH1 L-IY0 EY2


God, it's gonna so weird like when I come home and you're not here.

G-AA1 D-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 S-OW1 W-IH1-R D-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 N-AY1 K-AH1-M HH-OW1 M-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T HH-IY1-R


No more Joey and Chan's.

N-OW1 M-AO1-R JH-OW1 IY0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N-Z


No more J and C's.


Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em.

D-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1 L-W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1 L-EH1 M-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1 L-EH1-M


Look, I'm just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.

L-UH1 K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 HH-AO1 L-W-IY1 K-AE1-N-S T-IH1-L D-UW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 S-EY1-M-S T-AH1-F


Yeah but we won't be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-W-IY1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 L-AY1-K G-EH1 T-AH1 P-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 N-AY1 T-AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V DH-OW1 Z-L-AO1-NG T-AO1-K S-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 F-IY1 L-IH0-NG Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0


Not once did we do that.

N-AA1 T-W-AH1-N-S D-IH1 D-W-IY1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Hi.


Here you go.


Hey, I'm with you. He even asked me if I thought you'd go out with him.

HH-EY1 IH1 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 HH-IY1 IY1 V-IH0 N-AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 IH1 F-AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-AH1-D G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.

S-OW1 AY1 AY1 T-OW1-L D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-AH1-S


I said no.


Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad.

R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 S-ER0 P-R-AY1 Z-IH0 NG-L-IY0 W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-R-AY1 SH-IY1 W-AO1-S T-AE1-NG G-R-IY0 AO1-R S-AE1-D


Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D DH-AH0 V-AE1 K-Y-UW0 M-IH1-T S-IH0-N M-AY1 K-L-AA1 Z-AH0 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 L-EH0-F-T HH-AE1-N-D S-AY1 D-AA1 DH-AH0 G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH B-AE1-G Z-AA1-R N-EH1-K-S-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-AH0 F-R-IH1 JH-ER0 EY2 T-ER0


Okay, okay, but Rachel's gonna be here too, can't I just ask her this stuff?

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 K-AE1-N T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AE1-S-K HH-ER0 DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F


Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.

HH-ER0 N-EY1-M Z-R-AA1 N-IY0 SH-EH1 S-AH0 P-EH1 T-M-AO0-R T-IH1 SH-AH0-N


All right! Let's do it!


Okay, you go do it! I'll come back to that set! I'll meet more actors! I'll meet 'em all!

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-OW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-IH1-L K-AH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-AE1-T S-EH1 T-IH1-L M-IY1 T-M-AO1 R-AE1-K T-ER0 Z-IH1-L M-IY1 T-EH1 M-AO1-L


Hi!


Y'ever been in love?


...I d'know.


Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.

DH-EH1 N-Y-EY1 V-AH0-N T-Y-UH1-R B-ER1 N-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW0-Z


Emily.


Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.

JH-OW1 Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D Z-IH0 N-L-AH1-V B-IH1-G T-AY1 M-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T S-W-IH1-DH T-UW1 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?

HH-EY1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-EH1 R-OW2 K-EY1


Okay.


Hey!


Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-W-IY1 W-EH1-N T-AH0 W-EY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 HH-OW1 L-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D


Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-EH1-D HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 IH2-N T-ER0 AH1-P SH-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-W-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 N-EY1 K-AH0-D DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 T-AY1-M


All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.

AO1 L-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D TH-AE1-T S-AH0 HH-OW1-L L-AA1 T-AH0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D


By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.

B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 R-AA1-S D-R-AA1-P-T B-AY1 AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1-F


Sure! That would be nice.


I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and...

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-R-OW1 IH1 T-AW1 T-IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-UW1 AH0-N-D


Something wrong?


No. Nothing.


And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T TH-IH1 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T B-R-IH1 NG-IH0-NG DH-AH0 M-EH2 S-AH0 Z-OW1 IH0 K-EH1 R-AH0 IH0-N DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-ER1-S-T S-EH1-N CH-ER0 IY0


Yeah.


It's not that bad.


Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.

OW2 K-EY1 IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-P B-AY1 M-AY1 P-L-EY1-S F-ER1-S-T


To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you're

T-UW1 T-EY1-P DH-AH0 G-EY1 M-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R


No. Thank you.


What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!

W-AH1 T-EY1 S-IH1-Z HH-AY1 JH-AE1-K K-W-IY1-N K-IH1 NG-EY1-S


Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is 'no tissue, no tuschy.'  Well, if everybody's going.

W-EH1-L DH-EY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 P-EY1 P-ER0 IH0-N DH-EH1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0 S-OW1 M-AY1 R-UW1 L-IH1 Z-N-OW1 T-IH1 S-Y-UW2 N-OW1 T-AH1 SH-IY0 W-EH1 L-IH1 F-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG


No, y'know what don't close it  'cause the... keys...are in there.

N-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T D-AA1-N-T K-L-OW1 S-IH1-T K-AA1-Z DH-AH0 K-IY1 S-ER0 IH0-N DH-EH1-R


All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again.

AO1-L R-AY1-T K-AH1 T-L-EH1-T-S P-IH1 K-AH0 G-EH1-N P-IH1 K-AH0 G-EH1-N


She is?


Yeah, you didn't expect her to live there with a baby did you?

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K-T HH-ER0 T-UW1 L-AY1-V DH-EH1 R-W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1


I promise.


Ezel!  Hey Gunther! You're an ezel!

EH1 Z-AH0-L HH-EY1 G-AH1-N TH-ER0 Y-UH1 R-AE1 N-EH1 Z-AH0-L


Damnit!


Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got!  Can you believe they make these for little people?

L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1-T K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-EY1 M-EY1-K DH-IY1-Z F-AO1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Little village people.

L-IH1 T-AH0-L V-IH1 L-AH0-JH P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Tickets please!  That's courtside baby!

T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S P-L-IY1-Z TH-AE1-T-S K-AO1-R-T S-AY1-D B-EY1 B-IY0


Oh, that is so sweet!


No they didn't!


You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 B-R-AO1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F-S T-AH1-F D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 F-ER0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 P-AE1-K DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AE1-N V-AH0-L


Because she's not gonna get to keep the babies.

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 K-IY1-P DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-IY1 AA1-R TH-R-OW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T D-IH0 P-R-EH1 S-IH0-NG B-EY1 B-IY0 SH-AW1 ER0 EH1 V-ER0


Wait a minute!


Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she's done being pregnant.

AH0 N-L-EH1 S-W-IY1 G-IH1-V HH-ER0 AO1-L G-IH1-F-T-S SH-IY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 Z-AE1-F T-ER0 SH-EH1-S D-AH1-N B-IY1 IH0-NG P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T


Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there.

K-W-IH1 K-EY1-M HH-IH1 M-AE1-T DH-AE1-T P-AE1 K-OW1 B-EY1-B Z-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she's always wanted!

OW1 AH0-N-D S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 K-AE1-N G-EH1-T DH-OW1 Z-L-EH1 DH-ER0 P-AE1-N-T-S SH-EH1 S-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D


No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left.

N-OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1-T F-AO1-R G-EH1-T DH-EH1 M-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-W-AH1-N HH-AA1-R D-L-EH1-F-T


All right, gimme the baby.

AO1-L R-AY1-T G-IH1 M-IY0 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


No, I got him.


It's not that kind of anniversary.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0


Fine, I'm mentally unstable.

F-AY1 N-IH1-M M-EH1-N T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N-S T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Sooo!! Anyway...


What?!


Crack isn't even an intravenous drug!

K-R-AE1 K-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AE1 N-IH2-N T-R-AH0 V-IY1 N-AH0-S D-R-AH1-G


Well, we are great guys.


Bye.


Oh, come on!


Ross, please, I found the magazines!

R-AA1-S P-L-IY1 Z-AY1 F-AW1-N-D DH-AH0 M-AE1 G-AH0 Z-IY2-N-Z


Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked.

F-IY1 B-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 M-AH0 L-OW1-N D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-N-EY1 K-AH0-D


I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 L-AY1 V-AH0 L-OW1 N-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-N-EY1 K-AH0-D


Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T T-EY1-K S-M-IY1 S-OW1 L-AO1-NG T-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 DH-AH0 D-AO1-R


I know, I lied! I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can't even see my own baby!

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 L-AY1 D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T HH-ER0 T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L M-AH1 DH-ER0 AY1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N S-IY1 M-AY1 OW1-N B-EY1 B-IY0


I mean what's more important?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH0-T S-M-AO1 R-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T


Oh. Oh, it's beautiful. I see it now.

OW1 OW1 IH1-T-S B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-AY1 S-IY1 IH1 T-N-AW1


Ross, you gotta follow your heart.

R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 F-AA1 L-OW0 Y-AO1-R HH-AA1-R-T


No, I don't see it!


Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this?  This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?

K-AH1 M-AA1-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N HH-IY1 R-OW2 K-IY0 AA1 K-OY0 Y-UW1 S-IY1 DH-IH1-S DH-IH1-S T-AY1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-AH0 P-IY1 N-AH0-T


Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?

HH-EY1 HH-IY2 AH0 S-OW1 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1 W-IH1-DH D-EY1 N-AH0 EH1 N-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AY1 SH-UH1 D-L-IY1 V-AH0 B-L-AA1 K-AH1-V T-AY1 M-OW1 P-AH0-N S-EY1 TH-ER1-Z D-EY2


Sweetie that's it.


That's it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.

TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-W-EH1 L-AY1 S-AO1 DH-AE1 T-OW0 HH-AA1 HH-UW0 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Hey, relax I just need more time. We're going to dinner tonight.

HH-EY1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-M-AO1-R T-AY1 M-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-IH1 N-ER0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


What?! You're going out with her again!

W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Uh, Dana Keystone from college.

AH1 D-EY1 N-AH0 K-IY1-S T-OW2-N F-R-AH1-M K-AA1 L-IH0-JH


We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.

W-IY1 W-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0-NG JH-IH1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-W-IY1 W-ER0 AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-W-IY1 K-UH1-D P-L-EY1 DH-IH1-S G-EY1-M N-EY1 K-AH0-D


Will you stop!


Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.

OW1 D-IH1 D-AY1 N-AA1 T-M-EH1-N SH-AH0-N K-AA1-R L-IH1 Z-AH0 G-AY1 AY1 HH-AY1 ER0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 M-AY1 AY0 D-EH1-N T-IH0 K-AH0-L T-W-IH1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 M-EH1 D-AH0 K-AH0-L R-IY0 S-ER1-CH P-R-AA1 JH-EH0-K-T


Y'know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren't they?

IH1 K-N-OW0 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z DH-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Z-AA1-R JH-AH1-S T-R-AY1 T-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0-N-T DH-EY1


But you will always be the guy who peed on me.

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-IH1 L-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z B-IY1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 P-IY1 D-AA1-N M-IY1


Hey!


Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S CH-IH1 K-AY1-S K-AO1-R D-W-IH1 DH-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UW1


Hey, check me out, I'm a slut!

HH-EY1 CH-EH1 K-M-IY1 AW1 T-IH1 M-AH0 S-L-AH1-T


Hey Monica, there's a customer who wants to complement the chef, should I let him in?

HH-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0 HH-UW1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F SH-UH1 D-AY1 L-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-IH0-N


Oh I can't. Dr. Roger is coming over again.

OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T D-R-AY1 V-R-AA1 JH-ER0 IH1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Come on in.


Oh right!


Ah-ah!!


Because you're still seeing him and uh, he's a good guy.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1-R-S T-IH1-L S-IY1 IH0-NG HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-AH1 HH-IY1 Z-AH0 G-UH1-D G-AY1


I mean, I remember a time when

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH0 T-AY1 M-W-EH1-N


Okay?


Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?

Y-AE1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1


Great! It's so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was

G-R-EY1 T-IH1-T-S S-OW1 AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M D-R-AY1 V-R-AA1 JH-ER0 K-EY1 M-OW1 V-ER0 AY1 W-AA1-Z


I bet he can.


Hey, how you doin'?


Oh yeah! Yeah! Don't worry about me, I'll be fine!

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 IH1-L B-IY1 F-AY1-N


Okay, okay.


No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.

N-OW1 HH-EY1 W-EH1 L-IY1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 W-ER0-S T-R-EH1-S-T


Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.

W-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-IH1-S K-AA1-R-T


Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children.    I am sure it's gonna be just fine.

OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AA1-R M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0 N-AY1 AE1-M SH-UH1 R-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-AY1-N


oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks.


I can't believe    I didn't even think of that.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V DH-AE1-T


Probably kill myself!

P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-IH1-L M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Wh, Ross what do you want from me?

W-AH1 R-AA1 S-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T F-R-AH1-M M-IY1


You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 K-W-IH1 T-M-AY1 JH-AA1-B S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Joey, uh-


Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, 'cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else?

L-UH1 K-N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 EH0-N JH-OY1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 HH-AY1-S K-UW1 L-W-IH1-DH K-AA1 Z-AY1 D-UW1 B-AH1 T-AH1-M M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S


Like you, I don't even know where you work?

L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-ER1-K


But I can't tell you.


Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AW1 ER0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D F-AY1 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0


Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to like all my gods.

W-EH1-L SH-UH1 R-IH0 N-AH0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-W-ER1-L-D B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T T-EH1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 S-W-AO1-R T-UW1 L-AY1 K-AO1-L M-AY1 G-AA1-D-Z


Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?

OW2 K-EY1 D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.

S-OW1 Y-UW1-S T-OW1-L M-AY1 JH-OW1 K-AH0-N D-Y-UW1-S T-OW1-L M-AY1 M-AH1 N-IY0


Does it have to do with Joey?

D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0


In a minute!!


Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?

OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 F-AA1 L-OW0 M-IY1 D-AW1-N DH-EH1-R


Yeah!


Well, I'm not going to go now anyway .

W-EH1 L-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 N-AW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Okay .


Actually, I'm not here to complement the chef.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-M N-AA1-T HH-IY1-R T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F


Ohh… Oh, that's okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef.

OW1 OW1 TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-EY1 T-W-EH1-N P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F


Like I have nothing better to do!

L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG B-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 D-UW1


So what's up?


So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I'm gonna want to meet her.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-AO1-R G-R-EH1-T G-R-AE2 T-ER0 N-AW0 JH-ER0 T-UW1 L-UH1 K-M-IY1 AH1-P B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AA0 D-R-IY0 EH1-N B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-ER0


So long, Vic!


Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is

N-UW1 OW0 W-EY1 DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K S-AO1 NG-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-Z


What?!


What song was that, Pheebs?

W-AH1-T S-AO1 NG-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T F-IY1-B-Z


Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?

M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 AH0 W-EY1 T-ER0 K-UH1 D-AY1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


I have no name.


All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?

AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-W-IY1 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1


And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.

AH0-N-D B-AA1 B-IY0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M


No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.

N-OW1 W-EY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-UW1 L-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 P-UH1 L-AH1-V K-L-IH1-N-T


Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 W-AH1 T-N-EY1 M-AE1 M-AY1 K-UW1 L-IH0 N-AH1-F T-UW1 P-UH1 L-AO1-F


Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.

Y-AE1 SH-IY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0-S T-AA1-P-T K-R-AY1 IH0 NG-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N SH-IY1 F-AW1-N D-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-R-IH1 CH-ER0-D-Z S-IH0 G-AA1-R B-AH1-T S-AW1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0-S S-OW1


It's Clint. It's Clint!


I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T G-AY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-W-ER1-L-D


I'm not even scared to tell mom and dad.

IH1-M N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N-S K-EH1-R-D T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-AA1 M-AH0-N-D D-AE1-D


It's Clint!


What's up with Gene?


Yeah, I know but


Thank you!  Enjoy your flight?

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 Y-AO1-R F-L-AY1-T


Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 D-IH1-D TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N-T


Hope you had a nice flight.

HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 N-AY1-S F-L-AY1-T


We're gonna be all right. I mean, even if we're not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.

W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1 F-W-ER0 N-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 S-OW1 L-AH1-V D-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-AY1 AH1-S


Oh, Larry.


No-no, stay right there.  Gettin' closer.

N-AA1 N-OW0-S T-EY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-N K-L-OW1 S-ER0


Okay Bobby, why don't we just come over here and let them have a little moment.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AA1 B-IY0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-L-EH1-T DH-EH1-M HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Come here!


No! Seriously! What's wrong with you?!

N-OW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 W-AH0-T S-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Rach, I told you everything I knew last night!

R-AE1 CH-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 N-UW1 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


Yeah, hero sandwiches.

Y-AE1 HH-IH1 R-OW0 S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-IH0-Z


I can't believe you would say that!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D S-EY1 DH-AE1-T


When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all.

W-EH1-N DH-AH0 R-EH2 V-AH0 L-UW1 SH-AH0-N K-AH1-M Z-AY1 W-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-IH0-S T-R-OY1 Y-UW1 AO1-L


No! I mean come on! This is a

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0


I don't know.


Is he romantic with her?

IH1-Z HH-IY1 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0 K-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


Like it would help.


You are so bad!


Oh, the mixed tape.


You don't know anything.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


You are!


They did it right there on the couch.

DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-IH1 T-R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1-CH


Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 L-UH1 K-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-OW1 V-ER0 AE1 N-AW1 ER0 AH0-N D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L L-EH1-S S-IH1-K DH-AE1-N M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D HH-AE1-V G-AO1 N-IH0-N


I mean, that guy with the toe thing?

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AE1-T G-AY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 T-OW1 TH-IH1-NG


Uh, it was very nice meeting you.

AH1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1 S-M-IY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad...

OW1 K-AA1-M D-AO1 R-AH0 D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 M-AE1-D


Hi Mom, it's Jill.


Ooh, actually I've been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!

UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1-V B-IH1-N M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1-S T-AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-IH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 N-OW1 HH-UW1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 IH0-N T-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S


Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.

Y-AE1 IH1-M F-AY1 N-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-AE1-NG K-IH0 N-AE1 N-AE1-T-M V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2-L


Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.

JH-IH1-L S-EH1-Z V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2-L


I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.

IH1-M F-AY1-N N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-OW1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-AH1-M G-AY1


Oh, me too.


Are you seeing anybody right now?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-IY1 IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Ross, it just wouldn't have been feasible.

R-AA1 S-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N F-IY1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-L


Sure, I'll go check on Emma.

SH-UH1 R-IH1-L G-OW1 CH-EH1 K-AA1 N-EH1 M-AH0


Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?

P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L SH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1-DH S-N-UW1 T-IY0 R-IH1-CH P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0-N-D T-EH1-L DH-EH1 M-W-AH1-T T-UW1 B-AY1


Will the stable boy never get the princess??

W-IH1-L DH-AH0-S T-EY1 B-AH0-L B-OY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 P-R-IH1-N S-EH0-S


What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here    on my couch?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-AA1-N M-AY1 K-AW1-CH


No ... the leather sticks to my ass.

N-OW1 DH-AH0 L-EH1 DH-ER0-S T-IH1-K-S T-UW1 M-AY1 AE1-S


Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.

AH1 M-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 W-IY1 S-W-IH1-CH T-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 T-AA1-R F-UW1 D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T G-R-EY1 V-IY0 T-R-EY1-N HH-AE1 D-EH1-N D-AH0-D


Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her,    and might want something real?

K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-OW1 P-AH0 N-Y-AO1-R M-AY1-N-D-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-AA2 S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 AE1-K T-AH0 L-IY0 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 AH0-N D-M-AY1 T-W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-IY1-L


Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this    way about anyone since Rachel, ok?

L-UH1-K DH-AH0 T-R-UW1 TH-IH1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T F-EH1-L-T DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N S-IH1-N S-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-OW1 K-EY1


I didn't think I could ever love again.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-UH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 L-AH1 V-AH0 G-EH1-N


Come on! Joe!


It's how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

IH1-T-S HH-AW1 AY1 IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0-N D-AY1 AH1 AY1 W-UH1 D-AE1-S K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


Tomorrow at 8:30.

T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AE1 T-EY1-T TH-ER1 D-IY0


It's a good thing I didn't do it, because it sounds like it would've been a very expensive wedding.  Okay, good night

IH1-T S-AH0 G-UH1-D TH-IH1 NG-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-UH1-D-L-V B-IH1 N-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0 V-W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-OW2 K-EY1 G-UH1 D-N-AY1-T


Goodnight


Stevens!


Way to go!


That's all I'm askin'


I love ya!


Oh that's great! Okay, well I've heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-AY1-V HH-ER1 D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 AH1 L-EH1 S-L-IY0


Joey, this is the awkward part.

JH-OW1 IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 AA1 K-W-ER0-D P-AA1-R-T


Oh!


Hey right!


Well, what about you?


You're not feeling left out or anything are ya?

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-L-EH1-F T-AW1 T-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AA1 R-Y-AA1


You need to y'know make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos.

Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L-S K-AA1-R Z-AO1-R T-AE0 T-UW1-Z


You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the

Y-UW1 N-OW1 JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 M-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0


So there you go, that's me.

S-OW1 DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-M-IY1


Now get on out of here, you!

N-AW1 G-EH1 T-AA1 N-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1


I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don't you worry, I'm sure with your qualifications you won't need to sleep with some guy to get that job.

AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW0 D-OW1 N-IY0 AH0 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 W-ER1 IY0 IH1-M SH-UH1 R-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R K-W-AA2 L-AH0 F-AH0 K-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 W-OW1-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M G-AY1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T JH-AA1-B


Okay!


Okay wait!


You listen to me!


Since I have been waiting four women, that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies!

S-IH1-N S-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-W-IH1 M-AH0-N TH-AE1-T-S F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N HH-AY1 ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V S-EH1-N T-AH0 M-IY2 T-ER0-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 AE1-M D-AY0 L-EY1 T-AH0-D HH-AE1-V K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D G-AO1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-EH1-R B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


I'm next!


It's my turn!


Don't be so negative! Good God! Isn't it possible that Sorry is sitting in there  right now?!

D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 S-OW1 N-EH1 G-AH0 T-IH0-V G-UH1-D G-AA1 D-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L DH-AE1-T S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-Z S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-EH1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1


And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I'm going to sue you!

AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 B-R-IH1 NG-IH0 N-W-AH1 N-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z HH-ER0 B-EY1 B-IY0 B-IH0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-UW1 Y-UW1


Not this hospital, I'm going to sue you!

N-AA1-T DH-IH1-S HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-UW1 Y-UW1


And my husband  he's a lawyer!

AH0-N D-M-AY1 HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 Z-AH0 L-AO1 Y-ER0


You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?

Y-UW1 Y-OW0 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 D-AH1 Z-N-AA1-T F-AY1-N D-AW1 T-OW2 K-EY1


Go get back on that case honey!

G-OW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AA1-N DH-AE1-T K-EY1-S HH-AH1 N-IY0


I don't think the next patient is very far along.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T P-EY1 SH-AH0-N T-IH1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 F-AA1 R-AH0 L-AO1-NG


Okay, well then bring her in.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N B-R-IH1-NG HH-ER0 IH0-N


OH….MY….GAWD!!!


They don't look any bigger than me!

DH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-EH1 N-IY0 B-IH1 G-ER0 DH-AE1-N M-IY1


Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1-R K-L-OW1 Z-ER0 T-UW1 Y-UW1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K B-IH1 G-ER0 T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-R-AH1 M-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 AA1-R


Yeah!


With what?


Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies.

W-EH1 L-W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N T-UW1 P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D TH-EH1 R-AO1 L-IY1 DH-ER0 B-AO1 R-IH0 NG-AO1 R-AH0 N-OY1 IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0 K-AE1-N-T-S T-AA1-P-S T-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0-Z


Hi.


Whoa!  I kinda liked it.


Okay, I know what I have to do. I've got to go Red Ross.  Y'know, Red Ross!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 AY1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 R-EH1 D-R-AA1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 R-EH1 D-R-AA1-S


What are you guys doing later?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0 NG-L-EY1 T-ER0


What?! No! It was my idea!

W-AH1 T-N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 AH0 L-AA1 T-M-AO1-R S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-IH0 V-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 M-EY1-K D-EH1 N-AH0-M F-ER1 N-IH0 CH-ER0


I want to see what he wants first.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S F-ER1-S-T


We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!

W-IY1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AH0 JH-IH1 T-AH0 M-AH0 T-M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V DH-AH0 K-L-ER1 JH-IY0 AH0-N D-W-EH1 N-AY1 S-EY1 L-AH0 JH-IH1 T-AH0 M-AH0 T-AY1 M-IY1-N G-EY1 AH0-N D-IH0-N K-AH0-N T-R-OW1 L-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z S-AH0 L-AY1 V-AH0


Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who's had a baby. Like your mom?

Y-AE1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-AO1-K T-UW1 S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1-Z HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M


My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.

M-AY1 M-AA1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-EY1-V B-ER1 TH-OW1 B-AH1 T-M-AY1 B-ER1 TH-M-AA1-M D-IH1-D


I do.


Thank you. All right.


That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 G-UH1-D TH-IH1 NG-AY1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-W-AY1


Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

JH-AH1-S T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T S-L-IY1-P F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 M-AH1-N-TH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 G-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 D-AA1 T-AH1 V-IH1-NG K-AA1 N-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-OW1 F-AH0 K-UH1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Sit!


Yeah, I would've except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.

Y-AE1 AY1 W-UH1-D-L V-IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-IH1-G-S P-AH0 G-EH1 T-IY0-S T-EY1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 S-AY1-D


Thanks for having me over, you guys.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG M-IY1 OW1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


Okay, this is what I'm talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-IY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 L-AE1-N D-W-EH1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AE1-N-S P-IH1-L


You can spill. In the sink.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S P-IH1 L-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1-NG-K


Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk.

AH1 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AH1 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 T-AO1-K


Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?

AH1 S-OW1 W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UH1-R F-R-AH1 M-AH0 G-EH1-N


Colorado.


Ah, what good are you.


No you're not, you're wondering which cushion it is.

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-Y-UH1 R-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-W-IH1-CH K-UH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z


Oh my God! Are you serious?!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Uh-huh.


It—y'know what?


Well, I'm-I'm just glad I could, y'know, help you out.

W-EH1 L-IH1 M-IH0-M JH-AH1-S-T G-L-AE1 D-AY1 K-UH1 D-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 AW1-T


Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AE1-T T-ER1-N D-AW1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 P-AA1 L-OW0-Z K-AE1-T


Um, I'm not.


Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-AY1 L-UH1-K T-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-AY1-N-D DH-AH0 K-IH1 T-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2-R


Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.

OW1 AY1 F-AW1-N-D HH-IH1-M HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z P-AA1 L-OW0-Z K-AE1-T


Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.

AA1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 L-AE1-S-T T-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N D-IH1-M G-EH1 S-IH0-NG S-IH1-N S-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z P-AW1 L-OW0


Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.

AA1 P-AW1 L-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-IY1 B-IY0


Oh please!   You're gonna say things now, aren't ya?

OW1 P-L-IY1 Z-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 TH-IH1-NG Z-N-AW1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-AA1


Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T


No, I won't.


That cup is mine!


She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn't love her, but he really did, and it just blew up!

SH-IY1 M-UW1-V D-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 W-AA1-Z S-IY1 K-R-IH0 T-L-IY0 M-EH1 R-IY0-D T-UW1 HH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-AH1-V HH-ER0 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-L-UW1 AH1-P


All right, so are we not having dinner at all?

AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 AA1 R-W-IY1 N-AA1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG D-IH1 N-ER0 AE1 T-AO1-L


Why?


Lose the robe.


You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.

Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M S-L-IY1-P HH-AH1 N-IY0


I know I do.


Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 EH2-S P-R-EH1 S-OW0 K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 L-AA1 T-EY2


No, no, I'm still working on mine.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M-S T-IH1 L-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AA1-N M-AY1-N


Guess what?


They published my paper.

DH-EY1 P-AH1 B-L-IH0-SH T-M-AY1 P-EY1 P-ER0


Oh, really, let me see, let me see.

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1


Rach, look!  Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me.  There he is.

R-AE1 CH-L-UH1 K-OW1 HH-AY1 W-EH1 R-IH1 Z-M-AY1-S T-R-AO1 NG-R-AA1-S-S K-AY1 W-AO2 K-ER0 T-UW1 K-AH1 M-R-EH1-S K-Y-UW0 M-IY1 DH-EH1-R HH-IY1 IH1-Z


G


Pretty nice?


No, but you're questioning my method!

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH0-NG M-AY1 M-EH1 TH-AH0-D


No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid!  What?!

N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH0 NG-IH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1-T-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-W-AH1-T


Well he made Rachel cry!

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 M-EY1 D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-R-AY1


You gotta take the canoe!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1


Your other student, was you!

Y-AO1 R-AH1 DH-ER0-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UW1


Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you've never sucked before!

N-AW1 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 G-OW1 D-AW1-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-AH1 K-AH1-P T-UW1 HH-IH1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 S-AH1 K-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 S-AH1-K-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R


All right! I'll try! But if I can't, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L T-R-AY1 B-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S T-EY1 W-IH1-DH CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T S-EH1 T-AH0-L-D


Right here!


Yeah?


Okay. Then I guess it's just, wait here then.   Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1 N-AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-W-EY1-T HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-N HH-AY1 AY1 N-IY1 D-W-AH1-N F-EY1-K T-IH1 K-AH0-T T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0-N


So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping him?

S-OW1 HH-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 N-AY1-S G-AY1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-M-AA1-R-K D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH0 N-IH0-K-S CH-EY1-N-JH F-AO1-R HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M


Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-AH0 P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N-D T-IH1 K-AH0-T


How ya feelin'?


What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?

W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-IH1-V T-UW1 AH0 K-IH1 D-IH1-F HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0 T-IH1 K-AH0-T T-UW1 P-L-EY1 W-IH1-DH


Are you travelling with a child?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-R-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH0 CH-AY1-L-D


No.


All right, y'know what, she's  gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card, but what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-M HH-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AH0 K-R-EH1 D-AH0-T K-AA1-R-D B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1-Z HH-AE1-N D-Y-UW1 AH0 L-AY1 B-R-EH2 R-IY0 K-AA1-R-D


Woooo hoooo!!!


Ow, no 'woo-hooing,' no 'woo-hooing.'

OW1 N-OW1 W-UW1 HH-OW2 IH0-NG N-OW1 W-UW1 HH-OW2 IH0-NG


Why, what happened?


Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister.  Well, that's not the worst part.

AA1 AY1 F-UW1-L D-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1-DH JH-OY1-Z S-IH1-S T-ER0 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T P-AA1-R-T


Hey.


I can't remember which sister.

AY1 K-AE1-N T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-IH1-CH S-IH1-S T-ER0


You see what men do! Don't tell me men are not nice!  This is men!!

Y-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1 T-M-EH1-N D-UW1 D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 M-EH1 N-AA1-R N-AA1 T-N-AY1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-EH1-N


What's wrong with you?


Nothing!


Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven't been able to stand up since.

W-EH1 L-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-IH1-S B-L-AY1-N D-IH0-NG P-EY1 N-IH0-N M-AY1-S T-AH1 M-AH0 K-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-IH1-F T-IH0 NG-W-EY1-T-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-EH1 N-AY1 AH1 P-AE1-S T-AW1 T-AH0-N D-AH1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1 N-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1-S T-AE1-N D-AH1-P S-IH1-N-S


Okay.


This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!

DH-IH1-S S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 HH-ER1 N-IY0 AH0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-OW0 Y-OW0 S-UW1 G-AH0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0


No way!


'Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it's gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!

K-EY1 L-UH1 K-IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG-S T-IH1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-AY1-S T-AH1 M-AH0-K


Why did I have to start working out again?

W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Damn you 15s!


It's a trifle.


Oh sure.


First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch.

F-ER1-S-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 L-EY1 ER0 AH1 V-L-EY1 D-AH0 F-IH2-NG-Z DH-EH1 N-AH0 L-EY1 ER0 AH1-V JH-AE1-M DH-EH1-N K-AH1-S T-ER0 D-W-IH1 CH-AY1 M-EY1-D F-R-AH1-M-S K-R-AE1-CH


Hi.


So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?

S-OW1 AH1 AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 Y-UH1 R-AH0-P-S T-AO1 R-IY0


It tastes like feet!


I like it.


Are you kidding?


I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-N T-IH0 N-IH1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-AH0 D-IH1 T-IY1 W-IY0 N-OW1 AY1 W-UH1-D-L-V


Hmph.


It was. It was an amazing night.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG N-AY1-T


And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-L-AY1 K-M-EH1-N T-AH0 L-IH1 M-AH0 JH-AH0 Z-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R B-R-EY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1 K-EH1-L M-AH0-K F-ER1 S-AH0 N-AO1-R DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 Z-IH1 R-AA0-K-S P-L-EY1-S


You guys, can we please not watch this all right.

Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z K-AE1 N-W-IY1 P-L-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-W-AA1-CH DH-IH1 S-AO1-L R-AY1-T


I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head.

AY1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M P-AA1-P S-IH0-N T-UW1 Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D


That's fine, for now we'll just call her Baby Girl Green.

TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1-N F-AO1-R N-AW1 W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L HH-ER0 B-EY1 B-IY0 G-ER1-L G-R-IY1-N


Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.

OW1 N-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 G-ER1-L G-EH1 L-ER0 JH-R-IY2-N


Oh, you said it Mike.  Aw! There's got to be a better way!

OW1 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-IH1 T-M-AY1 K-AO1 DH-EH1-R-Z G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 B-EH1 T-ER0 W-EY1


And there is Kevin.


Can we please turn this off?

K-AE1 N-W-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z T-ER1-N DH-IH1 S-AO1-F


Noo way, Kevin.


Why is Ross doing that?

W-AY1 IH1 Z-R-AA1-S D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


Oh!


No that's all right. Don't worry about it.

N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Go ahead.


I'm sorry, for the last time, why aren't you two together again?

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-AY1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Really?


Yeah! Look!


She is not…  She's gay. Oh my God. She is

SH-IY1 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T SH-EH1-S G-EY1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D SH-IY1 IH1-Z


Good day for married people huh?

G-UH1-D D-EY1 F-AO1-R M-EH1 R-IY0-D P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-AH1


I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-AO1-R HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D CH-IY1 T-AH0 D-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Look, we've been together.

L-UH1 K-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Try telling my wife that.

T-R-AY1 T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-AY1 W-AY1-F DH-AE1-T


Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 P-AE1 S-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-N-AY1-F


I can't wait to be with you!

AY1 K-AE1-N T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Oh, in my head he's done some pretty "not-gay-stuff"!

OW1 IH0-N M-AY1 HH-EH1-D HH-IY1-Z D-AH1-N S-AH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 N-AA1-T G-AH0-S T-AH0-F


Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely    gay stuff!

W-EH1 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D S-AE1-N T-AH0 D-IH1-D S-AH1-M D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 G-EY1-S T-AH1-F


Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?

L-AO1-N D-R-IY0 HH-AH1 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-M-AY1 N-UW1 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M


Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big

AO1 W-AO1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R N-IH1 K-N-EY2 M-IH1 Z-M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH1-G


Arghh!!


I can't believe I'm going to lose this job!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-UW1-Z DH-IH1-S JH-AA1-B


Oh I'm so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?

OW1 IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AE1 N-IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1


About what?


Oh Ross you're so tense! You just gotta relax, okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax

OW1 R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 T-EH1-N S-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH0 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-OW2 K-EY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K-S


Yeah?


Oh, Chandler, Wayne.


Well, he didn't tell me.

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1


Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.

HH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1-S TH-IH1-NG


Joey, Joey, I-I-I'll g-get you your job back if you help me out.

JH-OW1 IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 AH0-L G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 Y-AO1-R JH-AA1-B B-AE1 K-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 AW1-T


I was talking to myself! You're going down!

AY1 W-AA1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG D-AW1-N


The reason he just said.

DH-AH0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D


What do you need?


Yeah.  What d'you wanna do tonight?

Y-AE1 W-AH1-T D-AY1 AW0 W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Looks like I was second to last.

L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D T-UW1 L-AE1-S-T


Chandler, we still haven't gotten an RSVP from your dad.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AE1-N S-ER1 V-AH0-P F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D


Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that's because I didn't send him an invitation.

OW1 R-AY1 T-AH1-M M-EY1 B-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EH1-N-D HH-IH1 M-AE1 N-IH2-N V-IH0 T-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it's a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man!

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1-R P-AA1-R T-IY0 AH0-N D-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 F-AO1-R HH-AW1 ER0-D HH-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 S-W-IY1 T-AH0-S T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AE1-N


See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey, thanks for chipping in!

S-IY1 Y-AA1 F-IY1 B-IY0 OW1 AH0-N-D HH-EY1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R CH-IH1 P-IH0 NG-IH0-N


It's not like we run in the same circles.

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 R-AH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M S-ER1 K-AH0-L-Z


Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!

F-IY1 B-IY0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 G-EY1-V DH-EH1-M M-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 AH0 G-R-IY1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 N-R-IY1 Z-N-AH0 B-AH0-L DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 F-AO1-R DH-AE1 T-M-AH1 N-IY0


Yeah, but they didn't ask me!

Y-AE1 B-AH1-T DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AE1-S K-M-IY1


No. Have you seen David?

N-OW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 S-IY1-N D-EY1 V-IH0-D


This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger.

DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 IH0-G Z-AA1 T-IH0-K JH-EH1 N-ER0 AH0-S-S T-R-EY1-N JH-ER0


That's always fun to be.

TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-AH1-N T-UW1 B-IY1


Yeah, but you're making me look bad!

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R M-EY1 K-IH0-NG M-IY1 L-UH1-K B-AE1-D


How ya doin'?


No!


We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.

W-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 G-R-AE1-N-T TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R Z-AO1 L-IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-AH0-Z P-EY1-D


They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!

TH-EY1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-AH0 M-AH0 HH-IH1-T


Oh hey, Pheebs!


You wanted to see me Professor Geller?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 M-IY1 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


Yes. Yes! Please, come in.


I gotta go.


Yeah, okay, my bad.


Sorry I'm late, but I left late.

S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 L-EH1-F T-L-EY1-T


Okay.


Whaddya think? Today's the big day!

HH-AA1 D-IY0 AH0 TH-IH1-NG-K T-AH0 D-EY1-Z DH-AH0 B-IH1-G D-EY1


Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-OW2 K-EY1 G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2 M-Y-UW1 S-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-EH1 V-ER0 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Thank you!


Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 B-AH1 M-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z


I may have to, I hate to do it, but I'm the star!

AY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AY1 HH-EY1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T B-AH1 T-IH1-M DH-AH0-S T-AA1-R


C'mon, we're roommates!  My eyes!! My eyes!!

K-AA1 M-W-ER0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T S-M-AY1 AY1 Z-M-AY1 AY1-Z


Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know?

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-M-EH1-N T-M-EH2 R-AH0 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1-T S-IH1 K-N-OW0


Who is being loud?


Joey Tribbiani.


But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.

B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 S-M-OW1-K DH-AH0 R-EH1 G-Y-AH0 L-ER0 W-AH1-N Z-AO1 L-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Wow!


Oh, me too.


Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?

UW1 D-UW1 AY1 S-EH1-N S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH1 V-R-IH0 Z-EH1-N T-M-AH0-N-T


It's the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

IH1-T-S DH-AH0 L-EH1 D-IH0 N-AH0 S-IH1 R-IY0 Z-M-AE1 K-AH0-N-D CH-IY1-Z


'Kay?


Yeah.


Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?

W-EH1 L-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 S-IH1-NG G-AH0-L S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 DH-ER0 AO1 R-AH0 AH0-N D-AY1-V JH-AH1-S T-W-EY1-S T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T TH-ER1 T-IH0 F-AY2 V-AH1-V DH-EH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L S-OW1 AH1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 D-AO1-R


Oh, um, Chandler?


Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-EH1 TH-OW1-L D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-UH1-L D-W-UH2 D-R-IY0 M-AY1-N D-Y-UW1 T-UW1-S K-R-AH1-B DH-AE1-T T-EH1 F-L-AH0-N P-AE1 N-W-IH1 DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-S T-IH0-K B-R-AH1-SH B-AH2 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Hey Monica, it's Joey!

HH-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1-T-S JH-OW1 IY0


Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 AO1-W Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 D-IY1 V-IH0-N DH-OW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 B-IH1-G-S T-AA1-R


We're good.


Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh?

JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH0-T S-IH1 T-L-AY1 K-AA1 N-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 S-EH1-T HH-AH1


Do you have a dressing room?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 D-R-EH1 S-IH0 NG-R-UW1-M


You know what? You are right. I

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R R-AY1 T-AY1


He said, "Nice to meet you Glenda."  Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?

HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-N-AY1-S T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 G-L-EH1-N D-AH0 W-EH1 L-AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T G-IH1-V HH-IH1-M M-AY1 R-IY1-L N-EY1-M


Ok.


I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 M-AY1 AH1 M-AY1 S-UW1 SH-IY0-Z HH-IY1-R


It's 6:00.


Hi!


Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!

W-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 K-UW1 L-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 S-IH1 T-IY0 IH1-Z B-L-AE1-K T-AW1-T


Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.

M-AA1-M S-EH1 Z-IH1-T S-AO1 L-AH1 V-M-AE0-N HH-AE1 T-AH0-N P-AA1-R-T S-AH1-V B-R-UH1 K-L-AH0 N-AH0-N-D K-W-IY1-N Z-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-EH1 N-IH1-T-S K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AE1 K-AA1-N


Wow, you guys, this is big.

W-AW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z B-IH1-G


Pants and a sweater?


Why, mom?


Y'know, they're not gonna get married anyway!

IH1 K-N-OW0 TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Power company guys?


Come on!


Could we talk about this later?

K-UH1 D-W-IY1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-L-EY1 T-ER0


And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they've done and they're call the whole thing off.

AH0-N-D S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-AH0 L-AO1-NG DH-AH0 W-EY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-W-AH1-T DH-EY1-V D-AH1 N-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R K-AO1-L DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L TH-IH1 NG-AO1-F


Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma.  What's my number?

K-AE1 N-AY1 B-AA1 R-OW2 DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AO1-L M-AY1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-AH0-N-D CH-EH1 K-AA1-N M-AY1 G-R-AE1 M-AA0 W-AH0-T S-M-AY1 N-AH1-M B-ER0


Well, I never call


How do


I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!

AY1 HH-ER1 D-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-AY0 R-IY1-N HH-UW1 HH-ER1 D-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M S-AH1-M G-AY1


All right, what's my next present?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-AH0-T S-M-AY1 N-EH1-K-S-T P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T


All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 N-UW1 K-L-IY0 ER0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 K-AO2-S T-IH1-M DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-M-AE1 N-AA1 N-ER1 TH-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Enhh


I've got canned goods.


Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?

M-AA1 M-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 K-AO1-L-D DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IY0 M-AY1-N D-M-IY1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 W-EH1-R M-AY1 HH-EH1 R-AH1-P D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 IH1-R Z-AA1-R N-AA1 T-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-IY1 CH-ER0


Excellent hole, Joe.


Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.

HH-AY1 S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1 T-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-AY1-N D-M-AY1 B-EH1 R-IH0-NG-Z


But... ehm...


My drinking?


Oh, I must've said that after you left.

OW1 AY1 M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 L-EH1-F-T


Okay, I'm gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!"

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1-K DH-AE1-T-S P-IH1-T B-AH1 B-AH0 L-AE1 Z-Y-AE1 AY1 D-UW1


That you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.

DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1-D DH-AH0 AH0 K-EY1 ZH-AH0 N-AH0-L D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG B-IH1-N-JH


Okay, I'm sorry.


I didn't mean to scare you.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1-N T-UW1-S K-EH1 R-Y-UW1


I just have to clean that up.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-L-IY1-N DH-AE1 T-AH1-P


What if I, create a position for you?

W-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-R-IY0 EY1 T-AH0 P-AH0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


I broke it.


All right.


Well, that's just the way that goes.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 W-EY1 DH-AE1-T G-OW1-Z


I'd need an expense account.

IH1 D-N-IY1 D-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-AH0 K-AW1-N-T


Well, you can't answer.


Leslie?


Leslie, now would be a


Hey!


Hey.


Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?

HH-EY1 W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 M-AA1 P-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R S-IY1 L-IH0-NG


Oh, there's banana on it.

OW1 DH-EH1-R-Z B-AH0 N-AE1 N-AH0 AA1 N-IH1-T


You said she was bald.


At his apartment. Is this juice?

AE1-T HH-IH1 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S JH-UW1-S


How could you not tell me that she has hair?

HH-AW1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z HH-EH1-R


Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 W-AH1-N G-UH1 D-R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-AY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1


Ohh, well, this is just perfect!

OW1 W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T


Well I'm sorry, I thought you said it was okay.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1


Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got

Y-AE1 AY1 S-EH1 D-W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 N-AY1 TH-AO1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH1 M-W-IH1-R-D B-AO1-L-D CH-IH1 K-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L HH-AE1-Z HH-EH1-R G-AA1-T


Well, maybe it won't work out. Maybe Ross won't like her personality.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 T-W-OW1-N T-W-ER1 K-AW1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 R-AA1 S-W-OW1-N T-L-AY1-K HH-ER0 P-ER2 S-AH0 N-AE1 L-IH0 T-IY0


Yep! There's always room for

Y-EH1-P DH-EH1-R Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-UW1-M F-AO1-R


Oh no, Bonnie's the best!

OW1 N-OW1 B-AA1 N-IY0-Z DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T


Hello, this is Monica...

HH-AH0 L-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?

SH-UH1 R-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1 Y-UW1 SH-AW1 ER0 IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M


I actually had a topic in mind! I'm, I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.

AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 T-AA1 P-IH0 K-IH0-N M-AY1-N D-IH1 M-IH1-M K-IH1-N D-AH0 G-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 AH0 D-R-AY1-S P-EH1-L S-EH1-K S-W-AY1-Z


Aww!


Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y'know, sexually?

EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N T-EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-AH1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N T-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-IH1-R-D-S T-AH1 F-IH1 K-N-OW0 S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0 L-IY0


No!


Here you go.


That almost hit me in the face.

DH-AE1 T-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T HH-IH1 T-M-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 F-EY1-S


Then don't break in!!


Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.

OW1 Y-AE1 S-M-OW1 K-IY0 JH-OW1 HH-IY1-R G-AA1-T HH-AE1 F-W-EY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-AY1 W-EY2 AH0-N-D K-AH0 L-AE1-P-S-T


I have the lung capacity of a two year old.

AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 L-AH1-NG K-AH0 P-AE1 S-AH0 T-IY0 AH1 V-AH0 T-UW1 Y-IH1 R-OW1-L-D


Then why are you smoking?

DH-EH1 N-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-M-OW1 K-IH0-NG


Well it's very unsettling.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N S-EH1 T-AH0 L-IH0-NG


Honey, I was wondering....

HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0-NG


Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!

T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-AH0 G-EH1 N-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K B-AO1 S-IY0 AH0-N-D D-AA2 M-AH0 N-IH1 R-IH0-NG


Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?

D-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V DH-AE1 T-AH1-M N-EY1 V-IY0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 F-AO2-R-M


Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.

N-UW1 OW0 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 R-IH0 T-ER1 N-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AA0-S T-UW1-M P-L-EY1-S


Okay.  But wait, we can't. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we're supposed to have lunch.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-W-EY1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N T-M-AY1 K-AH1 Z-AH0-N K-AE1 S-IY0 IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 G-EH1-S T-R-UW1 M-W-ER0 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-L-AH1-N-CH


I think I have an old band uniform from high school.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-OW1-L-D B-AE1-N D-Y-UW1 N-AH0 F-AO2-R-M F-R-AH1-M HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


You remember not having sex in high school, right?

Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K S-IH0-N HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L R-AY1-T


Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.

Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-R L-UH1-K-S T-UW1 G-UH1 D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-AH0-P S-EH1-T HH-ER0 R-AA1 S-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH0-N


Well honey, what about you?

W-EH1-L HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Nice to meet you too.


So, are you ready to go?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 G-OW1


Yeah.


Come on you gotta have one!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N


Ugh!


I mean if you buy a bed from Janice's ex-husband, that's like betraying Chandler.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 B-AY1 AH0 B-EH1-D F-R-AH1-M JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-AH0 Z-IH0-G Z-AH1-B-S D-AH0-N TH-AE1-T S-L-AY1-K B-IH0 T-R-EY1 IH0-NG CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Not at these prices.


Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store.  Woo!

HH-AY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH0 N-IH1-NG G-L-AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S K-AA1 R-W-UH1-D B-IY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 S-AY1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-W-UW1


Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.

OW1 OW1 HH-OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AH1-M HH-IY1 R-AO1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 N-UW1 B-EH1 D-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 F-IY1-L DH-IH1-S B-AE1-D B-OY1


Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandler's your friend...  Oh!

EH1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 IH1 T-IH1-T F-IY1-L-Z S-OW1 W-IH1-R D-IH1 K-N-OW0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Z-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N D-OW1


Oh my God!


Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.

AO1 AO1-L R-AY1-T T-EY1-K DH-IH1-S B-EH1 D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-AH1 DH-ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 EH1 V-ER0 S-IH1-N S-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0 L-AY1-V B-IH1 N-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1-P K-W-AO1-R T-ER0 Z-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 T-OW1-Z


Good for you.  Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?

G-UH1-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AH1 K-W-AO1-R T-ER0 Z-AO1-R R-OW1-L Z-AH1-V K-W-AO1-R T-ER0-Z


Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.

OW2 K-EY1 M-EY1 B-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L G-IH1 V-AW1-T F-EY1 K-N-AH1-M B-ER0-Z B-AH1-T DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T G-IH1 V-AW1-T F-EY1 K-N-EY1-M-Z


Wait a minute, hold it.  Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T HH-OW1-L D-IH1-T JH-AA1-N S-AH0 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Oh, are you sure?


Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-AH1 P-AH0-T S-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1-Z DH-EH1 M-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R TH-IY1 AH0 T-ER0 AH1-V K-R-UW1-L T-IY0


We can't do that.


I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!

AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-OW1-Z JH-OW1-K S-W-ER0 F-AH1 N-IY0 JH-OW1-K JH-OW1-K JH-OW1-K


Really?


Well maybe it was all of your questions.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


I studied for a year in Barcelona.

AY1-S T-AH1 D-IY0-D F-AO1 R-AH0 Y-IH1 R-IH0-N B-AA2-R S-IH0 L-OW1 N-AH0


'Tonight' tonight?


Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-AH1-S SH-IY1-S P-EH1-N T-AO1-L D-EY1 T-EY1 K-IH0-NG K-EH1 R-AH1 V-M-AY1 M-AH1-NG K-IY0


I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.

AY1 K-AE1-N T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-ER1-L T-UW1 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1 V-M-AY1 M-AH1-NG K-IY0


Oh we-we didn't.