Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have a baby!

Y-AE1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


With who?


Ah, it's still not the time.

AA1 IH1-T-S-S T-IH1-L N-AA1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


You said I was boring--Ohh!

Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z B-AO0 R-IY1-NG HH-OW2


When did I say you were boring?!

W-EH1-N D-IH1 D-AY1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 B-AO1 R-IH0-NG


Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 N-AW1 W-IY1 W-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0-NG CH-EH1-S


Phoebe! You and I have


Oh, come on!


Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake?

Y-EH1 S-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1-T T-AY1 M-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-R-OW1 Z-AH0 N-L-EY1-K


We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!

W-IY1 W-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0-NG CH-EH1 S-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z B-AO1 R-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-UH1 K-AO1 F-Y-AO1 R-EH1 N-ER0 JH-IY0 M-AE1-S K-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0-N D-IY1 AE2-Z


Okay, there's a


All right, I'm leaving!


Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S P-EH1-N D-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R D-EY1 W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N HH-UW1 Z-AW1-T T-UW1 S-AE1 B-AH0 T-AA2 ZH-M-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 M-UW1-V


That's you Rachel!


Yeah, I got that.


And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AY1 TH-R-OW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 G-EY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1


You take care Jill.


Okay, see ya!


Bye-bye


I-I can't believe Jill's gone.  I can't help it, I opened a gate.

IY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V JH-IH1-L-Z G-AO1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L P-IH1 T-AY1 OW1 P-AH0-N D-AH0 G-EY1-T


How about, you're moving!!

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UH1-R M-UW1 V-IH0-NG


Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!!

L-UH1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 S-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 P-AE1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


Hey, how are you guys doing?

HH-EY1 HH-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG


Great! Monica's moving!

G-R-EY1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-M-UW1 V-IH0-NG


I am not!


Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?!

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 DH-EH1-N HH-AW1 K-AH1 M-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1 F-IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-IH1-S B-AA1-K-S


Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what's going on here. Okay, you guys

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N HH-IY1 R-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


No Phoebe I am mad!


Well, deep-deep-deep down!


Yeah, I'm just mad!


Then keep running.


Okay!


Oh, here's that trench-coat that you wanted.

OW1 HH-IH1-R-Z DH-AE1-T T-R-EH1-N-CH K-OW2-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D


Yeah?


Oh! Here we


All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-AH1-N D-AH0-N T-UW1 M-AH1-CH HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-W-IY1


I'm sorry.


It's just 'cause I couldn't be there.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1 Z-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.

K-AA1 Z-AO1 L-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 N-AW1 IH1-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T-S T-AH1 F-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-AH1-M Z-M-IY1 AW1-T


Sorry.


What happened?


See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!

S-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 R-AA1 S-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0


Get out!


I just didn't see the fast song coming.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-IY1 DH-AH0 F-AE1-S-T S-AO1-NG K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


Shh.


Don't try to talk, we'll get you up to your room, we'll soak your feet, you'll be okay.

D-AA1-N-T T-R-AY1 T-UW1 T-AO1 K-W-EH1-L G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 AH1-P T-UW1 Y-AO1-R R-UW1 M-W-EH1-L S-OW1 K-Y-AO1-R F-IY1 T-Y-UW1-L B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


Oh, thank you.


That is so sweet!


Yeah.


No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T DH-EH1 R-AA1-R S-OW1 F-Y-UW1 JH-EH1 N-Y-AH0 W-AH0 N-L-IY0 N-AY1-S G-AY1 Z-AW1-T DH-EH1-R


Tell me about it, I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.

T-EH1-L M-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-M HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-AH0 F-AO1-R T-AO1-L B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


It's Joey right?


Wait a minute!


No!


I'm the nice one!


I'm the one who danced with the kids all night!

IH1-M DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 D-AE1-N-S T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 K-IH1-D Z-AO1-L N-AY1-T


How…How small are your feet?

HH-OW1 HH-AW2 S-M-AO1 L-AA1 R-Y-AO1-R F-IY1-T


Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I'm-I'm saving this for my friend Ross.

AH1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-AY1-N-D S-IH1 T-IH0-NG DH-EH1 R-IH1 M-IH0-M S-EY1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-R-AA1-S


You mean Dr. Geller?


Doctor? Wow! I didn't know he had a nickname.

D-AA1-K T-ER0 W-AW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 HH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M


Oh, he won't sit here.


Only the people in the white coats sit over there,  and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.

OW1 N-L-IY0 DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-AY1-T K-OW1-T-S S-IH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-OW1 N-L-IY0 DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-L-UW1 B-L-EY1 Z-ER0-Z S-IH1-T HH-IY1-R


Yeah, it must've fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.

Y-AE1 IH1 T-M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 F-AA1 L-AH0 N-AW1 T-AH0 F-Y-UW1 B-L-AA1-K-S B-AE1 K-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-W-IY1 HH-IH1 T-AH0 D-AO1-G


Okay.


Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-UH1-T K-AE1 TH-IY0 AA1 N-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z


Oh yeah man.  Joey.


Hey.


Oh no it's fine, don't worry about it.

OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S F-AY1-N D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it's okay.

Y-IY1 N-OW0-S T-AA1 P-AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2 Z-IH0 NG-IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1


I'll talk to you tomorrow.

IH1-L T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


I should uh, probably go.

AY1 SH-UH1 D-AH1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 G-OW1


Yeah. Yes! Yeah.


I forgot my purse.


Oh.


No, I really did forget my purse.

N-OW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-IH1-D F-ER0 G-EH1 T-M-AY1 P-ER1-S


A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.

AH0 N-UW1 P-L-EY1-S F-AO1 R-AH0 N-UW1 R-AA1 S-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AO1-L DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z F-R-AH1 M-W-ER1 K-OW1 V-ER0 W-AH1-N S-IH1-T S-IH1 K-N-OW0 F-ER1 N-IH0-SH-T


I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.

AY1 M-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH1-T S-N-AY1-S T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 B-AE1 K-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R F-IY1-T


Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

W-EH1 L-AY1 AE1-M DH-AE1 T-AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L R-EY1-JH TH-IH1 NG-IH1-Z D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 B-IH0 HH-AY1-N D-M-IY1


I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?

AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH1 F-IH1-T-S T-AY1-M F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 R-IY0 JH-OY1 N-AW1 ER0 T-IY1 M-AE1-T DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M


....and 12, 22, 18, four...  What?

AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-L-V T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 T-UW1 EY0 T-IY1-N F-AO1 R-W-AH1-T


I spelled out boobies.


Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?

R-AA1-S B-AH1 T-M-IY1 D-AW1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 B-AA1-K S-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-IH1-N-T T-R-EH1 ZH-ER0 Z-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 R-W-EH1 R-AA1-R DH-AH0 M-IH1-N-T T-R-EH1 ZH-ER0-Z


Ah, we're out. I sold them all.

AA1 W-ER0 AW1 T-AY1 S-OW1-L-D DH-EH1 M-AO1-L


What?


No.


No, just, just, just a couple more boxes.

N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S T-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L M-AO1-R B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L M-AO1-R B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.

M-OW1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V K-UH1 K-IY0 AA1 N-Y-AO1-R N-EH1-K


Oh God!


So, how many have you sold so far?

S-OW1 HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 S-OW1-L-D S-OW1 F-AA1-R


Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!

CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


Oh my God, how did you do that?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as 'Laser Floyd' was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes!

OW2 K-EY1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 N-AY1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-IY1 V-IH0-NG DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M JH-AH1-S T-AE1 Z-L-EY1 Z-ER0 F-L-OY1 D-W-AA1 Z-L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-L-AE2 N-AH0 T-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 M-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N T-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AY1 S-OW1-L-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


That's when it occurred to me, the key to my success, 'the munchies.' So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight.

TH-AE1-T S-W-EH1 N-IH1 T-AH0 K-ER1-D T-UW1 M-IY1 DH-AH0 K-IY1 T-UW1 M-AY1 S-AH0-K S-EH1-S DH-AH0 M-AH1-N CH-IY2-Z S-OW1 AY1 AA1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D HH-IH1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-Y-UW1 D-AO1-R-M Z-ER0 AW1-N D-M-IH1 D-N-AY2-T


I am selling cookies by the case.

AY1 AE1-M S-EH1 L-IH0-NG K-UH1 K-IY0-Z B-AY1 DH-AH0 K-EY1-S


They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'

DH-EY1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 K-UH1 K-IY0 D-UW1-D


Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....

OW2 K-EY1-S T-AA1 P-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0 NG-AY1 N-IY1 D-IH0-N V-EH1 L-AH0-P-S T-AH1 F-ER0 Z-AY1 N-IY1-D-S T-AE1-M P-L-IH1 K-ER0-Z


Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?

W-EH1-L HH-EY1 HH-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-IY1 Z-R-IH0 Z-UW1-M-Z F-AO1 R-Y-AA1


Me! On my computer.


Hi.


Hey.  Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?

HH-EY1 S-OW1-P-S SH-AE0-M P-UW1 Z-AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F


Why not? It's built into the price of the room.

W-AY1 N-AA1 T-IH1-T-S B-IH1-L T-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-R-AY1 S-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-UW1-M


Yeah but you don't need——What is this?

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-W-AH0 T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S


Thread!


Score! Where are the disposable cameras?

S-K-AO1 R-W-EH1 R-AA1-R DH-AH0 D-IH0-S P-OW1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-L K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0-Z


What disposable cameras?

W-AH1-T D-IH0-S P-OW1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-L K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0-Z


The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?

DH-AH0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0 Z-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-EY1-K DH-EH1-M


No you didn't.


Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said

Y-EH1 S-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 R-AY1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1 K-AH1-T DH-AH0 K-EY1 K-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AH1-P T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1-D


Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check.

OW1 HH-OW0 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 K-EY1 M-AH1-P T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N D-AE1-S-K T-IH1 F-AY1 K-UH1-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0 AH0-N D-M-AY1 AH1-NG K-AH0-L M-ER1 IY0 K-EY1 M-AH1-P T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N-D HH-AE1-N D-AH0 D-Y-UW1 AH0 CH-EH1-K


And then you said, "Why do they call it a check?

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-W-AY1 D-UW1 DH-EY1 K-AO1 L-IH1 T-AH0 CH-EH1-K


Why not a Yugoslavian?"

W-AY1 N-AA1 T-AH0 Y-UW2 G-OW0 S-L-AA1 V-IY0 AH0-N


Yeah, then you did that.


So you don't have the cameras?!

S-OW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0-Z


No. Sorry man.


So? What? What? They're gone! Monica's gonna freak!

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T TH-EH1-R G-AO1-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 F-R-IY1-K


Well, I'm sure they're still somewhere here in the hotel. I'll-I'll help you look for them.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M SH-UH1-R TH-EH1-R-S T-IH1-L S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R HH-IY1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW0 T-EH1 L-IH1 L-AH0-L HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 L-UH1-K F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M


Great.


In-in three minutes.


Uhh, Rachel, my parents

AH1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S


Ohh! It's so nice to meet you.  Hello.

OW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 N-AY1-S T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1


Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 W-EH1-L JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 DH-AE1-T F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-W-AA1-Z F-AO1-R G-R-OW1 S-ER0 IY0-Z


What?


This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not—that's-that's not what it is.

TH-IH1-S T-IH0 S-N-OW1 OW1 N-OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 TH-AE1-S-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-Z


See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually.

S-IY1 S-IY1 OW2 K-EY1 AY1 W-ER1 K-IH0-N F-AE1 SH-AH0-N S-IY1 AE1-N D-AE2-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 R-IY1-L D-R-EH1 S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0


It's-it's, they're-they're wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at

IH1-T-S T-IH0-S TH-EH1 R-AY2 TH-ER0 W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-IH1 T-IH0-N M-AH0 L-AA1-N S-OW1 P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-M-AY1 JH-AA1 B-IH1-Z T-UW1 W-EH1-R DH-AH0 K-L-OW1-DH Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 S-IY1 HH-AW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L R-IH0-S P-AA1-N D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 R-IY0 P-AO1-R-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 M-AY1 S-UW0 P-IH1 R-IY0 ER0 Z-AE1-T


Maybe in L.A?


Yes!


There you go.


So, have you kids eaten yet?

S-OW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 K-IH1-D Z-IY1 T-AH0 N-Y-EH1-T


Well, we were going to do that after—I mean umm, next.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 IY0 M-IY1 N-AH1-M N-EH1-K-S-T


Well, we're starving, why don't we all go get something to eat?

W-EH1 L-W-ER0-S T-AA1-R V-IH0 NG-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 AO1-L G-OW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 IY1-T


Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin' around the house.

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 S-W-EY1-S T-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 AH0 N-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-AH0 HH-AW1-S


So… We go eat.


Yes.


You'll wear that. We'll be eating, and of course, you'll be wearing that.

Y-UW1 L-W-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-L B-IY1 IY1 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-Y-UW1-L B-IY1 W-EH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


Well I guess I should've thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!

W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 SH-UH1 D-AH0-V TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-AH0-N-D K-IH1-D-Z B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 T-AO1-K-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 SH-EH1-F G-EH1 L-ER0


Thanks.


Enough!


Lean lean lean


Let me see that.


This one right here.


Triskaidekaphobia.


The fear of


No! No, fear of the number 13.

N-OW1 N-OW1 F-IH1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 TH-ER1 T-IY1-N


It's possible, they have really sharp edges.

IH1-T-S P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-R-IH1 L-IY0 SH-AA1-R P-EH1 JH-AH0-Z


All right Chandler, you're up.

AO1-L R-AY1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UH1 R-AH1-P


Wait a minute, I-I believe I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-IY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 M-EH0-N T-AY1 T-AH0-L-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 Z-M-AY1 EY1-N JH-AH0-L P-AE1-S F-AO1 R-AH0 F-R-IY1 T-ER1-N


This game makes no sense!

DH-IH1-S G-EY1-M M-EY1-K S-N-OW1 S-EH1-N-S


Y'know what? You're just upset because you're losing.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S T-AH0-P S-EH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1-R L-UW1 Z-IH0-NG


Oh come on Ross, I think we're all losers here.

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-ER0 AO1-L L-UW1 Z-ER0-Z HH-IY1-R


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

AO1-L R-AY1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IY1 DH-ER0-S P-IH1-N DH-AH0 W-IY1 L-AO1-R P-IH1 K-AH0 G-UW1 G-AH0-L K-AA1-R-D


Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don't care.

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R


You-you must choose Mr. Bing.

Y-UW1 Y-OW0 M-AH1-S-T CH-UW1 Z-M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH1-NG


Either, it makes no difference.

IY1 DH-ER0 IH1 T-M-EY1-K S-N-OW1 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S


Choose, you jackass!


I'll take a card.


Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross's points!

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 P-IH1-K-T DH-AH0 G-IH1 M-IY0 K-AA1-R D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1 L-AH1 V-R-AA1-S P-OY1-N-T-S


What?!


This game is kinda fun.

DH-IH1-S G-EY1 M-IH1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 F-AH1-N


You don't think it's a little crazy that you get all my points just 'cause you

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1-L M-AY1 P-OY1-N-T-S JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1


I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 K-AH0-N T-EH1-S T-AH0-N-T S-AA1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1-S P-IY1-K T-UW1 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


Hello?  Oh, hi Ross!  See? Other people call me!

HH-AH0 L-OW1 OW1 HH-AY1 R-AA1-S S-IY1 AH1 DH-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AO1-L M-IY1


Very funny Ross!


Very life-like and funny.

V-EH1 R-IY0 L-AY1 F-L-AY2 K-AH0-N-D F-AH1 N-IY0


Okay.


Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 AY1 W-AO1-S T-W-EY1 V-IH0 NG-AE1 T-Y-UW1 L-EY1 D-IY0


Whoa, maybe I was!


Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!

G-EH1 T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R M-AE1-N F-L-ER1-T B-AE1 K-M-IH1-K S-IH1 T-AH1-P


Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that.

Y-AE1 AY1 AH0-M D-AW1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T


How  you  a-doin'?


It worked!


She's waving me over.


Okay, I-I-I'll be right over.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 AH0-L B-IY1 R-AY1 T-OW1 V-ER0


Let's see, she's on the third floor

L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 SH-EH1 S-AA1-N DH-AH0 TH-ER1-D F-L-AO1-R


Wow! She is pretty, huh?


Tell me about it, huh?  Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica!  Ewwuck!

T-EH1-L M-IY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T HH-AH1 OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 IH1-M N-AA1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 SH-EH1-S JH-AH1-S T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 T-W-AH2-K


Hey!


Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!

OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 R-AY1-T DH-IH1-S F-IY1-L-Z G-R-EY1-T


See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!

S-IY1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-IH1-F P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R-S T-EH1 R-IH0 NG-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D K-AA1-Z DH-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R G-AO1-N


Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful.  Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry!

G-AO1 N-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG F-IY1-B Z-AY1 F-IY1-L S-OW1 F-R-IY1 AH0-N-D S-OW1 G-R-EY1-S F-AH0-L HH-EY1 L-UH1 K-AW1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 HH-AO1-R-S S-AA1 R-IY0


Oh come on guys, it's not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N G-AY1 Z-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 M-UW1-V-D T-UW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 P-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1-V D-AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 HH-AO1 L-AH0-N-D


Ahh! Aren't you dressed yet?

AA1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 D-R-EH1-S T-Y-EH1-T


Am I naked again?!


We're supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.

W-ER0 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 M-IY1 T-M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-IH0-N F-IH0-F T-IY1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?

Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-EH1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 Z-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-F DH-EY1 K-AH1-M V-IH1 Z-AH0-T


Wh?! What about my allergies?!

W-AH1 W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 AE1 L-ER0 JH-IY0-Z


Oh right, your allergies.  All her, she hates you.

OW1 R-AY1 T-Y-AO1 R-AE1 L-ER0 JH-IY0 Z-AO1-L HH-ER0 SH-IY1 HH-EY1-T S-Y-UW1


Shoot! We're out of soda.


Oh, I'll go out and get you some.

OW1 IH1-L G-OW1 AW1 T-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M


Really?!


Nope! Because I'm not your boyfriend.  Hey Pheebs, how did it go?

N-OW1-P B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M N-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D HH-EY1 F-IY1-B-Z HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1


Well, umm, my Mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.

W-EH1 L-AH1-M M-AY1 M-AA1-M-Z F-R-EH1-N-D F-IY1 B-IY0 IH1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 M-AY1 B-ER1 TH-M-AA1-M


I found a dried up seashores.

AY1 F-AW1-N D-AH0 D-R-AY1 D-AH1-P S-IY1 SH-AO2-R-Z


Sweety, what are you talking about?

S-W-IY1 T-IY0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Oh, my new Mom, who-who's a big, fat abandoner!

OW1 M-AY1 N-UW1 M-AA1-M HH-UW1 W-AA0 Z-AH0 B-IH1-G F-AE1 T-AE1 B-AH0-N D-OW2 N-ER0


Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don't you wanna stay here and talk about it?

W-OW1 W-EY1-T F-IY1-B Z-W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


No. I'm just, I wanna, I need to be alone.

N-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 L-OW1-N


Monica!


Oh.


Open it! Open it! Open it!

OW1 P-AH0 N-IH1 T-OW1 P-AH0 N-IH1 T-OW1 P-AH0 N-IH1-T


Yeah baby!


So we never got to hear about your wedding!

S-OW1 W-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AW1 ER0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-AH0-N D-W-AH1 N-AO1-R T-UW1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 S-M-AO1 L-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Hey!


Hi!


So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant    sometime in the next few weeks?

S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1 M-AH0-N D-IY1-T D-IH1 N-ER0 AE1-T DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T S-AH1-M T-AY2 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T F-Y-UW1 W-IY1-K-S


Sure!


Well you


Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been    revoked again!

W-EH1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 M-AH0 S-AA1-ZH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-M-AY1 L-AY1 S-AH0-N-S HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-R-IH0 V-OW1-K T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Phoebe, what happened?


Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes    the hand just slips!

W-EH1 L-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AE2-K S-AH0 D-EH1-N CH-AH0 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-OY1 L-AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z DH-AH0 HH-AE1-N-D JH-AH1-S-T S-L-IH1-P-S


Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

HH-AE1 V-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 P-AE1 K-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G-Z


Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!

OW1 N-OY1 OW0 G-AY1 Z-AA1 R-AH0-N-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 G-EH1-T D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S-T F-AO1-R S-EH1 V-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R-Z


Umm, this is nice.


I know, it is isn't it?

AY1 N-OW1 IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T


No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T DH-IH1-S F-IY1-L Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T K-AA1 T-AH0-N


Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AA1-N S-EY1-L T-UW1


Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-AY1-F G-AA2-R-D Z-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 D-IH0 S-M-AE1-N T-AH0 L-AH0 N-UW1 K-L-IY0 ER0 D-IH0 V-AY1-S


Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG K-L-EY1 T-ER0 W-IY1 K-AE1-N


Oh yeah, that sounds great.  Oh, and listen, it's, it's gonna be....

OW1 Y-AE1 DH-AE1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z G-R-EY1 T-OW1 AH0-N D-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1-T S-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1


I know. Thanks.


So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!

S-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1 N-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F G-EH1 L-ER0 F-ER1-S T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-AY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T


You got Rachel pregnant?!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T


Who did?!


You did!


Oh? Really? That's what my daughter means to you? Nothing?

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-M-AY1 D-AO1 T-ER0 M-IY1-N-Z T-UW1 Y-UW1 N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


What?!


Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I'm not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.

OW1 B-AH1 T-N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 AY1 M-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 M-IY1 N-IH1-M N-AA1 T-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AY1 L-AH1-V HH-ER0 L-AY1 K-AH0 L-AY1 K-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D


Hey! I offered to marry her!

HH-EY1 AY1 AO1 F-ER0-D T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 HH-ER0


But I didn't want to.

B-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1


Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 N-AA1-T S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S P-EH1-N D-Y-AO1-R T-AY1 M-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S T-R-AE1-M-P


I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 D-R-AY1-V G-R-IY1-N M-OW1 N-AH0 M-OW1 N-AH0 D-R-AY1-V G-R-IY1-N


Yes, Fran.


I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!...

AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-AY1 M-IH1 T-IH1-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 N-UW0 S-AH0-N D-IH1-M N-AA1-T HH-AE1 P-IY0


Oh, really, really, really?


Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it!

W-EH1-L L-EH1 T-M-IY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 W-IH1-L K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


You got it?


Good!


Whooooaaaa....


Bijan for men?  Bijan for men?  Bijan for men?

B-IH1 JH-AH0-N F-AO1-R M-EH1-N B-IH1 JH-AH0-N F-AO1-R M-EH1-N B-IH1 JH-AH0-N F-AO1-R M-EH1-N


Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 S-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 N-UW1 G-AY1


I could have birds.


Okay, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.

OW2 K-EY1 M-IH1-S T-ER0 HH-EH1 K-AH0-L Z-W-EH1-L T-R-AY1 T-UW1 K-IY1 P-IH1-T D-AW1-N


Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IY0 JH-OY1-N M-AY1 D-IH1 N-ER0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


All right, bye-bye.


Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.

OW2 K-EY1 JH-AE1 N-AH0-S JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 JH-AE1 N-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S T-AH0 B-AW1-T B-IY1 IH0-NG P-IH1 K-IY0


We'll give you Janice.


I miss Janice though.  "Hello, Chandler Bing."

AY1 M-IH1-S JH-AE1 N-AH0-S DH-OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1-NG


"Oh, my, god."


"Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"

OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 N-AW1 N-AW1 TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T DH-EH1-R F-AE1-S T-ER0


Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.

S-T-AA1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-R-UW1 M-W-ER0 N-AA1 T-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG N-OY1-Z


We won. We won!


Mr. Heckles.


How did this happen?


He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand.

HH-IY1 M-AH1-S T-AH0 B-IH1-N S-W-IY1 P-IH0-NG DH-EY1 F-AW1-N D-AH0 B-R-UW1 M-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z HH-AE1-N-D


That's terrible.


I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It coulda been me.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z S-W-IY1 P-IH0 NG-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 IH1-T K-UW1-L D-AH0 B-IH1-N M-IY1


Sure, you coulda. You never know.

SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 K-UW1-L D-AH0 Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 N-OW1


Oh, I'm sorry.


Where's Chandler?


Oh, he needed some time to grieve.

OW1 HH-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D S-AH1-M T-AY1-M T-UW1 G-R-IY1-V


I'm free! I'm free!


That oughta do it.


Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning.

HH-EY1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 AY1 AE1-M M-EY1 K-IH0-NG JH-AE1-M B-IH1 N-AE1 T-IH1-T S-IH1-N-S F-AO1 R-AH0 K-L-AA1-K DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?

W-EH1-R D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T F-R-UW1 T-AE1-T F-AO1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale.

W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AA1-K-S B-EH1 T-Y-AA1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-IH1-T HH-OW1-L S-EY2-L


I didn't know there were docks.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-W-ER0 D-AA1-K-S


Hey.


Aww, is it broken?


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks.

N-OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 W-EH1-R DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-W-IY1-K-S


Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T JH-AH1-M P-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AH0-N-D D-AW1 N-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-D


Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.

N-UW1 OW0 AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-S T-AO1 R-IY0 AO1 L-W-ER1-K T-AW1-T B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 S-OW1-L D-M-IY1 AW1-T


Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 JH-OW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-AY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T F-EH1 L-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-AA1 K-AH0-T


What is this? Fruit?


Monica's making jam.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG JH-AE1-M


Whoa, jam! I love jam!  Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?

W-OW1 JH-AE1 M-AY1 L-AH1-V JH-AE1-M HH-EY1 HH-AW1 K-AH1 M-W-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-V JH-AE1 M-AE1 T-AW1 ER0 P-L-EY1-S


Because the kids need new shoes.

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 K-IH1-D Z-N-IY1 D-N-UW1 SH-UW1-Z


I'm going into business people.

IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S P-IY1 P-AH0-L


I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard.

IH1-M S-IH1 K-AH0-N-D T-AY1 ER0 D-AH1-V B-IY1 IH0-NG D-IH0 P-R-EH1-S T-AH0 B-AW1 T-R-IH1 CH-ER0-D


I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man.

AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 D-AH0 P-L-AE1 N-AH0 P-L-AE1-N T-UW1 G-EH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 M-AY1 M-AE1-N


What's the opposite of man?

W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 AA1 P-AH0 Z-AH0 T-AH1 V-M-AE1-N


Jam.


This will just be my batch.

DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 M-AY1 B-AE1-CH


Why? Do you think he's still mad at us?

W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1-Z-S T-IH1-L M-AE1 D-AE1 T-AH1-S


Well he's probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.

W-EH1-L HH-IY1-Z P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 M-AE1 D-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 K-AO1-L-D HH-IH1-M DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG T-UW1 B-AA1 R-OW2 HH-IH1-Z G-AA1 G-AH0-L-Z


What? Mine aren't tinted.

W-AH1 T-M-AY1 N-AA1 R-AH0-N-T T-IH1-N T-IH0-D


Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?

HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 F-IY1-B-Z HH-UW1 EH1-L S-W-AA1-N-T S-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L HH-OW1-M M-EY1-D B-R-AW1 N-IY0-Z


I will have one.


Okay, I'm not gonna have one.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N


No, no, it's just my tooth.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-M-AY1 T-UW1-TH


All right I'll have one.


So what's a matter, you need a dentist? I've got a good one.

S-OW1 W-AH0-T S-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0-S T-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-AH1-N


See that is the problem with invisible dentists.

S-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1 DH-IH0-N V-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-L D-EH1-N T-AH0-S-T-S


Why? Why can't you go to him?

W-AY1 W-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AY1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0-S-T S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 D-AY1-Z


That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.

DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 W-IH1-R-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AY1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0-S T-AY1 L-UH1-K D-AW1-N DH-AH0 HH-AY2 G-IY1 N-IH0-S-T-S B-L-AW1-S


Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!


Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend 'Albino Bob'.

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 F-ER1-S-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 AE1-N T-M-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH1-M JH-AA1-N M-AY1 M-EY1-L M-AE2 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N M-AY1 M-AY1 K-AW1 B-OY2 F-R-EH1-N D-AE0-L B-AY1 N-OW2 B-AA1-B


And all these people actually died?

AH0-N D-AO1-L DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-AY1-D


Yes, while I was in the chair!

Y-EH1 S-W-AY1 L-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 CH-EH1-R


That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it's not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!

TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 AY1 T-EY1-K S-AH1-CH G-UH1-D K-EH1 R-AH1 V-M-AY1 T-IY1 TH-N-AW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1 R-AH0-L HH-AY1 JH-IY2 N-AY1 F-L-AA1-S T-UW1 S-EY1 V-L-IH1-V-Z


Pheebs, come on, you didn't kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.

F-IY1-B-Z K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-IH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 D-AY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0-S-T


It's, it's, it's just ah, a coincidence.

IH1-T S-IH1-T S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AA1 AH0 K-OW0 IH1-N S-IH0 D-AH0-N-S


Well tell that to them. Oh! You can't, their dead.

W-EH1-L T-EH1-L DH-AE1-T T-UW1 DH-EH1 M-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T DH-EH1-R D-EH1-D


Hello?


Ross.


It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z D-R-EH1-D F-AH0 L-AY1 F-EH1-L-T T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 AY1 AE1-K T-AH0 D-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-OW1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG-Z


No, no, that-that, that's all right. Umm, I'm just glad you called.

N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1 T-AH1 M-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 K-AO1-L-D


Ross umm, there's something that I've got to tell you, there's-there's someone else.

R-AA1 S-AH1-M DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-EH1 R-AH0-S TH-ER0-Z S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?

D-AH1-Z DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M TH-IH1 NG-IH0 N-IH1-NG G-L-AH0-N D-AE1 Z-IH1-T D-AH1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0


You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 DH-IH1-S


Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-M-AY1 B-ER1-TH D-EY2 W-IY1 AO1-L SH-UH1-D B-IY1 HH-IY1-R


So, let's go.


Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D-S T-EY1 F-AO1 R-W-AH1-N S-AO1-NG


Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them  for us to leave now.

Y-AE1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 R-UW1-D T-UW1 DH-EH1-M F-AO1 R-AH1-S T-UW1 L-IY1 V-N-AW1


You know, the guys are probably having a great time.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1-M


Okay, I've got three of my five.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1-T TH-R-IY1 AH1 V-M-AY1 F-AY1-V


Three of your five, what?


Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.

S-AH0 L-EH1 B-R-IH0 T-IY0 Z-IH1 M-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH


Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 AA1-R G-IH1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-AO1-T


Yeah, it's hard okay, I only have two spots left.

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S HH-AA1-R D-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S P-AA1-T S-L-EH1-F-T


All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?

AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 HH-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-N-EH1 R-OW0-D D-AW1-N T-UW1


Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....

OW2 K-EY1 IH0 L-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-TH HH-Y-UH1-R L-IY0


Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving.

UW1 HH-UW2 V-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-IH0-V F-ER0 G-IH1 V-IH0-NG


Susan Sarandon.


Eh, y'know what, she's to political, she probably wouldn't let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.

EH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T SH-EH1-S T-UW1 P-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 K-AH0-L SH-IY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-AH0 N-L-EH1 S-Y-UW1 D-OW1 N-EY2 T-AH0-D F-AO1-R K-AE1-N Z-AH1-V F-UW1-D F-ER1-S-T


And!! Isabella Rosselini.

AH0-N D-IH2 Z-AH0 B-EH1 L-AH0 R-OW0 S-L-IY0 EH1 N-IY0


Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know she's too international, y'know she's never gonna be around.

UW1 HH-UW2 V-EH1 R-IY0 HH-AA1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 S-EH1-K S-IY0 B-AH1 T-AA1 IH1 K-N-OW0 SH-EH1-S T-UW1 IH2-N T-ER0 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 SH-EH1 S-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 ER0 AW1-N-D


So?


So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who's gonna be in the country like all the time.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 P-L-EY1 DH-AH0 AA1-D-Z P-IH1-K S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AH1-N T-R-IY0 L-AY1 K-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rosselini, geography.

Y-AE1 K-AA1-Z TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 Y-UW1 W-OW1-N-T G-EH1 T-IH2 Z-AH0 B-EH1 L-AH0 R-OW0 S-L-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 JH-IY0 AA1 G-R-AH0 F-IY0


Oh that's five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn't she want to come out?

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1 V-R-AA1-S F-AY1 V-W-IH1 M-AH0-N HH-AE1-V HH-AE1-D F-AY1-V B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V HH-AE1 D-N-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-W-AY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AW1-T


Y'know what I think it is?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-IH1-Z


I think you've made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-M-EY1-D S-AH1 CH-AH0 N-AY1-S HH-OW1-M F-AO1-R HH-ER0 OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-N M-AH1-N-TH-S DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-IY1-V


Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God!

OW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH1-P K-R-AE1-P F-AO1-R M-IY1 OW1 G-AA1-D


Twenty-one hours, you're a hero.

T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 OW2 N-AW1 ER0 Z-Y-UH1 R-AH0 HH-IH1 R-OW0


Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.

D-AA1-K T-ER0 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 D-R-AH1-G Z-AO1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-AY1 T-AH0 F-AY1 ER0 AH1 P-IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T S-M-OW1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T


Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-IH0 L-IH1 V-ER0 IY0 R-UW1-M


What?


Ten centimeters, you're about to become a mom.

T-EH1-N S-EH1-N T-AH0 M-IY2 T-ER0 Z-Y-UH1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 B-IH0 K-AH1 M-AH0 M-AA1-M


My God. Okay.  Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!

M-AY1 G-AA1 D-OW2 K-EY1 HH-AH0 HH-AA1 HH-AH0 B-IY1 T-Y-AA1 S-AH1 K-ER0


Are they here yet?


No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?

N-OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T B-AH1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D DH-EH1 M-AH0-N D-AH0-N T-IH1 L-W-IY1 D-UW1 W-IY1 AA1 R-AO1-L HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 OW1 K-EY1


Ok.


Hi.


May I see your boarding pass?

M-EY1 AY1 S-IY1 Y-AO1-R B-AO1-R D-IH0-NG P-AE1-S


Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-W-AH1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D


Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.

OW1 UW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AW1 D-AA1-N DH-AH0 JH-EH1 T-W-EY2 AH0 N-L-EH1 S-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-AO1-R D-IH0-NG P-AE1-S


No, I know, but I—he just went on.

N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1-HH JH-AH1-S T-W-EH1-N T-AA1-N


He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...

HH-IY1 Z-R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R HH-IY1-Z G-AA1-T DH-AH0 B-L-UW1 JH-AE1 K-AH0 T-AA1 N-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T


No no no! Federal regulations!

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 F-EH1 D-ER0 AH0-L R-EH2 G-Y-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is

OW1 K-EY1 AO2-L R-AY1 T-OW1 K-EY1 AH1-M DH-EH1-N K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1 Z-AH1 JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH F-AO1-R M-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


Alright. What's the message?

AO2-L R-AY1 T-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH


Uh... I don't know.


Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.

S-ER1 S-ER1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 S-ER1 AH1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


What?


It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.

IH1-T-S F-R-AH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L SH-IY1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 L-AH1-V-D DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N T-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K


: Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about!

T-OW1 B-IY0 OW1 F-AO1-R G-AA1-D-Z S-EY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T SH-EH1-S T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


There's no Rachel!


Here's the thing, Janice.

HH-IH1-R-Z DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG JH-AE1 N-AH0-S


You know, I mean, it's like we're different.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-W-ER0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T


I'm like the bing, bing, bing.

IH1 M-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 B-IH1-NG B-IH1-NG B-IH1-NG


You're like the boom, boom, ... boom.

Y-UH1-R L-AY1-K DH-AH0 B-UW1-M B-UW1-M B-UW1-M


Ow!


Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 OW1 K-EY1


Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.

OW1 AH1 M-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-M-AY1 L-EH1-N Z-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-M-AY1 L-EH1-N Z-IH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T B-AE1-K


I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.

AY1 HH-IH1-T HH-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AY1 AY1 HH-IH1-T HH-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T B-R-EY1 K-AH2 P-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 AH1-V DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


Oh my god.  How many of those have you had?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-OW1-Z HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D


Oh, I don't know, a million?

OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N


Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IY1 Z-IY0 IY1 Z-IY0 G-OW1 T-UW1 Y-AO1-R HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1 S-L-AA1 L-AA1 L-AA1 L-AA1 L-AA1 L-AA1 L-AA1


I'm fine.


All right.


Wait here. Breathe.


How do you do that?


It's like a gift.


We should always always break up together.

W-IY1 SH-UH1 D-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z B-R-EY1 K-AH1-P T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Oh, I'd like that.


You win.


Well, what did you have?


It doesn't matter because nothing beats a three and a six.

IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG B-IY1-T S-AH0 TH-R-IY1 AH0-N D-AH0 S-IH1-K-S


That my friend is D-Cup.

DH-AE1 T-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-IH1-Z K-Y-UW1-P


Okay, now much have you won so far?

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 M-AH1-CH HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 W-AH1-N S-OW1 F-AA1-R


Uh,  wow, 700.

AH1 W-AW1 S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D


Not 700 exactly?

N-AA1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0


Yeah.


Double it!


What?


Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-IY1 IH0-N K-AH1-P S-W-AH1-N S-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-AH1 B-AH0 L-IH1-T


Really?


Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card.

N-AW1 AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 R-AH0 S-IY1-V DH-AH0 D-AH1 B-AH0 L-IH0-NG B-OW1 N-AH0 S-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH1 W-AH1-N K-AA1-R-D


Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500.

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N K-AA1-R-D K-UH1-D B-IY1 W-ER1 TH-W-AH1-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z B-R-IH1 NG-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R T-OW1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D


Don't get to excited because that's not gonna happen unless you get—No way!

D-AA1-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D B-IH0 K-AO1-Z TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-AH0 N-L-EH1 S-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-N-OW0 W-EY1


I'm, I'm sorry you didn't get to go to Spacecamp, and I'm hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it.

IH1 M-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1-S P-EY1-S K-AE2-M P-AH0-N D-IH1-M HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1-M HH-AW2 DH-IH1 S-M-EY1 M-EY1 K-AH1-P F-AO1 R-IH1-T


Presenting Sarah Tuttle's Private Very Special Spacecamp!

P-R-IH0 Z-EH1-N T-IH0-NG S-EH1 R-AH0 T-AH1 T-AH0-L-Z P-R-AY1 V-AH0-T V-EH1 R-IY0-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L-S P-EY1-S K-AE2-M-P


Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.

R-IH1 L-IY0 M-IH1-S T-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Oh come on! Here we go!  Stand by for mission countdown!

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1-S T-AE1-N-D B-AY1 F-AO1-R M-IH1 SH-AH0-N K-AW1-N-T D-AW2-N


I'm an alien. I'm an alien.

IH1 M-AE1 N-EY1 L-IY0 AH0 N-IH1 M-AE1 N-EY1 L-IY0 AH0-N


Oh no! An asteroid!


Hey.


Where you going?


To the bank.


Sperm or regular?


Sperm.


So you're really doing this, huh?

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S HH-AH1


Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.

OW1 Y-AE1 P-IH1-K T-AH0 G-AY1 TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N D-W-AH1-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 F-AY1-V


Sounds nice.


Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...

F-R-EY1-D S-OW1 B-R-AW1-N HH-EH1-R G-R-IY1 N-AY1-Z


No kiddin', hmm.


What?


What's wrong, sweetie?


Nothing, nothing.


Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon.


It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine.

IH1-T S-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-M F-AY1-N


It's my friends.


They-they have a liking problem with you.

TH-EY1 DH-IY0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AY1 K-IH0-NG P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


In that, um, they don't.


Oh. They don't.


But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see.

B-AH1-T DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0-L N-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-AY1 S-IY1


They don't see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff.

DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 G-UH1-D-S T-AH1 F-AH0-N D-AO1-L DH-AH0 S-W-IY1-T-S T-AH1-F


They just think you're a little...

DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


Intense and creepy.


You got me.


Yeah. Right.


Good, and hey! My treat.  But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?

G-UH1 D-AH0-N-D HH-EY1 M-AY1 T-R-IY1-T B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-IY1 T-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-AY1-T


I can't believe we're here.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-ER0 HH-IY1-R


Oh you've got to be kidding me.

OW1 Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG M-IY1


What?


As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.

AE1 Z-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG G-IH1-F-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-OW0 T-EH1 L-W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-UW2-N S-W-IY1-T


No!! You have been screwing us all day!

N-OW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N-S K-R-UW1 IH0 NG-AH1 S-AO1-L D-EY1


Who are you?


We're you just ten seconds later!

W-ER0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-L-EY1 T-ER0


You already got the first class tickets.. you got the lounge!

Y-UW1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T K-L-AE1-S T-IH1 K-AH0-T S-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 L-AW1-N-JH


I mean we should get free stuff too!

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T F-R-IY1-S T-AH1-F T-UW1


I mean you're not the only ones on your honeymoon!

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N Z-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-UW2-N


Well you can have the suite if you want.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 S-W-IY1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


We don't care about where we stay.

W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-EH1 R-W-IY1-S T-EY1


We're here to celebrate our love together.

W-ER0 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2 T-AW1 ER0 L-AH1-V T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


We don't have to get free stuff.

W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1-T F-R-IY1-S T-AH1-F


We just want to be together.

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


We need the stuff.


Yes!


Okay, well then how about a handshake?

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 HH-AE1-N-D SH-EY2-K


Oh God I'm sorry!


Oh God, I'm sorry!


Hey Pheebs!


Hey!


Check it out.  How much of a man am I?!

CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AH1 V-AH0 M-AE1 N-AE1 M-AY1


which brings us back, of course, to Greely's theory of dominance.

W-IH1-CH B-R-IH1-NG Z-AH1-S B-AE1 K-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S T-UW1 G-R-IY1 L-IH0-S TH-IH1 R-IY0 AH1-V D-AA1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N-S


Okay, that-that's all for today.

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1 T-AH0-TH S-AO1-L F-AO1-R T-AH0 D-EY1


Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?

OW1 AH1 D-AH1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N N-OW1 W-EH1-R DH-AH0 F-R-IY1 M-AH0-N B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-IH1-Z


Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S DH-AH0 N-UW1 B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-AA1 N-AE1 V-AH0 N-UW2 AH0


Ooh, dude. That's not gonna happen.

UW1 D-UW1-D TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I'm the teacher!!

M-UW1 V-IH1 T-M-UW1 V-IH1 T-M-UW1 V-IH1-T HH-EY1 IH1-M DH-AH0 T-IY1 CH-ER0


Jason?


Yeah, come on in.


So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?

S-OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 AA1 S-AW1-N D-AH0-D K-IH1-N D-AH0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-IH1 Z-AA1 IH1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-R-AO1-NG


No. And I don't think I'm gonna want to.

N-OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1


I can't do this.


Yep. Yep, that's what I didn't want to know.

Y-EH1 P-Y-EH1-P TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 N-OW1


Well, oh, Mark, I'm doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know?

W-EH1 L-OW1 M-AA1-R K-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 R-AO1 NG-R-IY1 Z-AH0-N Z-IH1 K-N-OW0


I'm just doing it to get back at Ross.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1 T-R-AA1-S


I'm sorry, it's not very fair to you.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 F-EH1-R T-UW1 Y-UW1


Ahh!


Fair, shmair


Y'know?


Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you.

L-UH1 K-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1 T-R-AA1 S-AY1 AE1-M HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Really?


No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch.

N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 S-EY1 IY0 S-EY1 AY1 S-EY1 W-IY1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1-T HH-IH1 M-R-AY1 T-AA1-N DH-IH1-S K-AW1-CH


Right here!


Oh God. I'm sorry about this.

OW1 G-AA1 D-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


That's okay.


You sure?


Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.

Y-AE1 AY1 K-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1-T HH-IH1-M B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Here she is! Future fashion superstar!

HH-IY1-R SH-IY1 IH1-Z F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0 F-AE1 SH-AH0-N S-UW2 P-ER0-S T-AA1-R


Oh Joey, I'm hardly a

OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-M HH-AA1-R D-L-IY0 AH0


My little sister Dina!

M-AY1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-IH1-S T-ER0 D-IY1 N-AH0


And here we go


I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh.

AY1 S-AO1 DH-IH1 S-M-UW1 V-IY0 W-AH1-N S-W-EH1-R DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 D-AO1 R-AH0-N D-N-OW1 W-AH1-N N-UW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-IH0 HH-AY1-N D-IH1 T-AH0-N D-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-OW1 P-AH0-N M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N Z-AH1-V B-AH1-G-Z K-EY1-M P-AO1 R-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 F-IY1-S T-IH0 D-AA1-N HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N F-L-EH1-SH


Y'know it wouldn't kill ya to respect your wife's privacy!

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T K-IH1 L-Y-AA1 T-UW1 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K T-Y-AO1 R-W-AY1-F-S P-R-AY1 V-AH0 S-IY0


Stupid closet full of bugs!

S-T-UW1 P-AH0-D K-L-AA1 Z-AH0-T F-UH1 L-AH1-V B-AH1-G-Z


When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.

W-EH1-N M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0 Z-W-ER0 P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T DH-EY1 G-AA1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 W-IH1-R-D F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-UH1 K-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


Absolutely.


Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me, look at me, everything's gonna be fine, trust me.

OW2 K-EY1 R-EY1 K-R-AA2 SH-AA2 B-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 F-AY1-N T-R-AH1-S T-M-IY1


Take my hand.


Here we go.


Oww crushing bones!


Oh hello.


Oh, it's you. I see you everywhere. I'm Jim, Jim Nelson.

OW1 IH1-T S-Y-UW1 AY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 W-EH2 R-IH1-M JH-IH1-M JH-IH1-M N-EH1-L S-AH0-N


Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I'm Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.

OW1 JH-IH1-M JH-IH1-M N-EH1-L S-AH0 N-IH1-M F-IY1 B-IY0 F-IY1 B-IY0 B-AH1 F-EY2 W-IY1 S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N S-IY1 IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 L-EY1 T-L-IY0


We have. Maybe we'll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 o'clock?

W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-M-EY1 B-IY0 W-EH1-L B-IY1 S-IY1 IH0 NG-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AE1-T D-IH1 N-ER0 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-T S-EY1 ER0 AW1-N D-EY1 T-AH0 K-L-AA1-K


Well, maybe we will.  Oh!


Well, that's not something a girl wants to hear.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 G-ER1 L-W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 HH-IY1-R


No, come on don't start.  Ouch!

N-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N D-AA1-N-T-S T-AA1-R T-AW1-CH


What?


Stupid balls are in the way.

S-T-UW1 P-AH0-D B-AO1-L Z-AA1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-EY1


Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-UH1-D-L-V B-IH1-N DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T K-AH0-N-S T-R-AH1-K T-IH0-V S-AH0 L-UW1 SH-AH0-N


You have chalk on your face.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V CH-AA1 K-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R F-EY1-S


Huh?


Oh, Ross you're right, I don't know why I always thought this was real grass.

OW1 R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z TH-AO1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AA1 Z-R-IY1-L G-R-AE1-S


Hey, are you okay?


My wife's a lesbian.


Cool!!


Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross.


Hey! Where 'ya headin' in those pants? 1982?

HH-EY1 W-EH1 R-Y-AA1 HH-EH1 D-IH0 N-IH0-N DH-OW1-Z P-AE1-N-T S-N-AY1-N T-IY1 N-EY1 T-IY0 T-UW1


Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale.

OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 AA1 AY1 S-AO1 D-AW1 N-AE1-T DH-AH0 HH-AA1-R D-W-EH2-R-S T-AO1-R DH-EY1 G-AA1-T DH-OW1-Z D-IH0 Z-AY1 N-ER0 T-AY1-L Z-AA1-N S-EY1-L


If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 R-IY0 D-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M F-L-AO1-R


Why, what's wrong with my bathroom floor?

W-AY1 W-AH0-T S-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M F-L-AO1-R


Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.

N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-OW1-L D-AH0-N-D D-IH1-N JH-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L


I highly doubt that.


Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be.  Yeah.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 AA1 M-UW1 V-Y-AO1-R HH-AE1-M P-ER0 Y-UW1 S-IY1 W-AH1-T K-AH1 L-ER0 DH-AH0 T-AY1 L-Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-AE1


Relax. Here hold this . This old stuff just comes right off.

R-IH0 L-AE1-K-S HH-IY1-R HH-OW1-L-D DH-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-OW1-L-D-S T-AH1-F JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1-M Z-R-AY1 T-AO1-F


That's a little more than I wanted to see.

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1


Aw!


Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down.

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 IH1-N CH-AH1-V DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-IH1-Z G-L-UW1-D D-AW1-N


It'd take forever to pry this up.

AY1 T-AH0-D T-EY1-K F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 T-UW1 P-R-AY1 DH-IH1 S-AH1-P


You should ah, you should just leave it.

Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-AA1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-L-IY1 V-IH1-T


I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.

AY1 K-AE1-N T-L-IY1 V-IH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AW1-JH D-AH0 HH-OW1 L-IH0-N M-AY1 D-IH1-N JH-IY0 F-L-AO1-R


Eh! There you go.


You know that's nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!

Y-UW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AY1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D P-UH1 T-IH1-T B-AE1-K DH-EH1 R-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AH0 S-ER1 JH-AH0-N Z-R-IY0 M-UW1 V-IH1-T F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R K-OW1 L-AH0-N


Hi.


Hi!


Hey!


Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...

AH1 F-IY1-B Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M


Yeah?


How's that going?


So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.

S-OW1 G-R-EY1 T-OW1 W-IY1 T-UH1 K-AH0 N-AE1-P T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N D-M-AY1 M-AA1-M F-EH1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-AA1-N M-AY1 T-AH1 M-IY0 AH0-N-D P-ER1-D


That's so sweet.  I'm gonna get some coffee.

TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 S-W-IY1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M K-AA1 F-IY0


Huh? What'd ya say Joe? I'll be right there.

HH-AH1 W-AH1 T-Y-AA1 S-EY1 JH-OW1 IH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R


Pheebs...


I just feel so, uhh.....


All right!!


Really?! You think that will work?

R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 L-W-ER1-K


Absolutely! And if it doesn't, can I get the extra ticket?

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AH0-N D-IH1 F-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 EH1-K-S T-R-AH0 T-IH1 K-AH0-T


What the heck is that?


Hello.


Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey!


Hey, Joey!


Ooh!


I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AA1-N TH-EH1 T-AH0 T-L-UH1-K-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AA1-N DH-AH0 S-AH1 B-W-EY2


And I was gonna go over and say 'hi!' but then I figured, he doesn't care if he looks like you.

AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N-D S-EY1 HH-AY1 B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0-D HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T K-EH1 R-IH1-F HH-IY1 L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1


That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

DH-AE1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1-S T-M-IY1 F-AO1-R B-AH1-K-S B-AH1 T-AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L-D T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-AW1 DH-AH0 CH-IH1 K-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 D-AH1 K-AA1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG


Ohh, they're having a


Kinda, but I've just been having way too much fun.

K-IH1-N D-AH0 B-AH1 T-AY1-V JH-AH1-S-T B-IH1-N HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-W-EY1 T-UW1 M-AH1-CH F-AH1-N


So you're not homesick yet?

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T HH-OW1-M S-IH2 K-Y-EH1-T


No, I don't think so.


All right, the seven of us miss you.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-AH0 S-EH1 V-AH0 N-AH1 V-AH1 S-M-IH1 S-Y-UW1


No.


You'll see.


Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it's his first time.

L-IY1 AH0-M D-UW1 M-IY1 AH0 F-AE1 V-AW0-R T-EH1-L DH-AH0 L-AE1-D-Z T-UW1 G-OW1 IY1 Z-IY0 AA1 N-R-AA1 S-IH1-T-S HH-IH1-Z F-ER1-S-T T-AY1-M


You don't say!


Good luck, babe.


Ross! Ross! Come on! Get in here!  Ross! Come on!

R-AA1 S-R-AA1-S K-AH1 M-AA1-N G-EH1 T-IH0-N HH-IY1-R R-AA1-S K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in!

R-AA1-S K-AH1 M-AA1-N G-EH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-L-AH1 D-IY0-S K-R-AH1 M-R-AA1-S G-EH1 T-IH0-N


JOEY!!!!!!


I don't believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1-S P-EH1-N T-M-AY1 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG F-AH1-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-IY1-CH HH-AW1-S


We're sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 you'd pay for it yourself.

W-ER0 S-AA1 R-IY0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 B-AH1 T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-UW1-M D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 T-ER1-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 Y-AH1-D P-EY1 F-AO1 R-IH1 T-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AH0 D-M-IH1 T-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-N-AE1 P-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D


I've had better.


Okay! When?!


All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-N-AE1 P-EH1 V-ER0


Uh-huh!


I've said it! Okay?! But it's over Joey!

AY1-V S-EH1 D-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-OW1 V-ER0 JH-OW1 IY0


I want to do it again.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


We


Why not?


Because it's weird!


Fine! Do you want something to drink?

F-AY1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG-K


Sure, what do you got?


Warm milk and


Are you okay?


I need some milk.


Ok, I've got milk  Here you go...  Oh! Better?

OW1 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-M-IH1-L-K HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 OW1 B-EH1 T-ER0


No...


I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!

IH1-M S-OW1 IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S T-IH1-M DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-IY1 HH-IH1 T-AA1-N


I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!

IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?

N-OW1 W-EY1 T-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-W-IY1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T


I don't know...right, he's the pig!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-AO1 R-AY2-T HH-IY1-Z DH-AH0 P-IH1-G


Such a pig!


Oh, God, he's such a pig,

OW1 G-AA1-D HH-IY1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 P-IH1-G


He's like a big disgusting...

HH-IY1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IH0-S G-AH1-S T-IH0-NG


...like a...


...pig...pig man!


Yes, good! Ok...


Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?

OW1 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 P-IH1 G-M-AE1-N HH-OW0 D-IH1 D-AY1 N-AA1-T S-IY1 DH-IH1-S


Oh! I know!  It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1-Z G-AO1-R JH-AH0 S-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z CH-AA1-R M-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 L-UH1-K S-AE1 T-Y-UW1


Ok, Ok, Pheebs...


The end.


Oh, God...


Should I not have told you?

SH-UH1 D-AY1 N-AA1-T HH-AE1-V T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1


No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know.

N-OW1 N-OW1 T-R-AH1-S T-M-IY1 IH1-T S-IH1-T S-IH1-T S-M-AH1-CH B-EH1 T-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 N-OW1


Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...

AH1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K T-IH1-T B-EH1 T-ER0 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-EH1 T-ER0


Well, yes, it's kind've an unusual house.

W-EH1 L-Y-EH1 S-IH1-T-S K-IH1-N-D V-IY0 AE1 N-AH0 N-Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0-L HH-AW1-S


It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths.

IH1-T HH-AE1 Z-AH1-M TH-R-IY1 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L B-EH1 D-R-UW2-M Z-AH0-N D-AA1 N-OW1 B-AE1-DH-Z


But y'know, the ocean is right there.

B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 OW1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 Z-R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R


Knock, knock, knock.


Ah, oh, hang on a second.  Come in, come in.  All right, so think about it, and call me back.

AA1 OW1 HH-AE1 NG-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D K-AH1 M-IH0-N K-AH1 M-IH0 N-AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AH0-N-D K-AO1-L M-IY1 B-AE1-K


Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?


Ahh, yes.


Hi Phoebe Abott, I'm your best friends daughter!

HH-AY1 F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0 B-AA1 T-IH1 M-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z D-AO1 T-ER0


You're Erwin's daughter?!


No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here.  Lily, from high school. Remember?

N-OW1 IY1 M-IY1 N-Y-ER1 OW0 Y-ER0 OW1-L-D B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D HH-IY1-R L-IH1 L-IY0 F-R-AH1-M HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0


Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?

OW1 G-AA1 SH-L-IH1 L-IY0 Y-EH1 S-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 L-IH1 L-IY0 AY1 DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 M-AH1-S-T B-IY1


Phoebe.  Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.

F-IY1 B-IY0 F-IY1 B-IY0 F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-AE1 SH-IY1 N-EY1-M D-M-IY1 AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 AY1 G-EH1-S


Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! There's Frank.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 W-AW1 W-EH1-L L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R-Z F-R-AE1-NG-K


Dude, you have got to turn on

D-UW1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 T-ER1 N-AA1-N


Let's go watch it at your place.

L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 W-AA1 CH-IH1 T-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R P-L-EY1-S


Nah, Monica's watching some cooking show. Come on, I don't want to miss when they were skinny.

N-AA1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG S-AH1-M K-UH1 K-IH0-NG SH-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-IH1 S-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 W-ER0-S K-IH1 N-IY0


Chandler, Chandler, y'know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 AW1 T-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T S-AH1-M N-UW1 S-AH1-N G-L-AE2 S-IH0-Z


What? No, I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out?

W-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 W-AA1-CH DH-IH1-S D-IH1 D-Y-AO1-R K-EY1 B-AH0-L G-OW1 AW1-T


No, that's


Joey, why is your cable out?

JH-OW1 IY0 W-AY1 IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R K-EY1 B-AH0 L-AW1-T


I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven't really paid the bill

AY1 AH1 OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-EY1-D DH-AH0 B-IH1-L


If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?

IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-M-AH1 N-IY0 W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1 S-AH0 S-L-IY2-P-S JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 L-OW1 N-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M M-AH1 N-IY0


No, Chandler.


Look, forget about it, okay?

L-UH1-K F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1


Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out.

L-UH1 K-AY1 N-OW1 TH-IH1-NG-Z HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-AY1-T S-IH1-N-S JH-AH0 N-IY1-N M-UW1-V D-AW1-T


Oh, was she hot.


Whoa ho.


I know!


Yeah, but, look I can handle it.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-L-UH1 K-AY1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1-N D-AH0 L-IH1-T


All right?


Look, I can listen to the radio, huh?

L-UH1 K-AY1 K-AE1 N-L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-EY1 D-IY0 OW2 HH-AH1


And Ross gave me this great book (holds up the

AH0-N D-R-AA1-S G-EY1 V-M-IY1 DH-IH1-S G-R-EY1-T B-UH1-K HH-OW1-L-D Z-AH1-P DH-AH0


Sure.


Paid your phone bill?


Not so much.


Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore.

OW1 G-UH1 D-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EY1 K-IH1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


I can't take it anymore.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EY1 K-IH1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


So you win, okay?


Here!


Pheebs?


Flying a jet?


Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your

B-EH1 T-ER0 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AH0-S P-EY1-S SH-IH2-P S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 Y-AO1-R


Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!

HH-EY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 F-IY1-B Z-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R


Phoebe!


What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T G-UH1 D-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0


Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T HH-EH1-L-P-S DH-AH0 B-IY1 L-UH1-K T-AH1 F-IH0-N F-R-AH1-N T-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z B-IY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z DH-AH0 B-IY1 IH1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 AE1-M D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 N-AA1-T


Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.

N-AW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 B-IY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-AY1 D-AE1-F T-ER0 HH-IY1-S T-AH1 NG-Y-AA1


Aw, dammit!


Back on in 30 seconds people!

B-AE1 K-AA1 N-IH0-N TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?

HH-EY1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 M-AY1-N-D S-W-IH1 CH-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.

HH-EY1 N-OW1 W-EY1 IH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 SH-AA1 T-M-AE1-N


Come on man! You've been here all day!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AE1 N-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N HH-IY1 R-AO1-L D-EY1


Yeah, I-I'm taking pledges here, eh?

Y-AE1 AY1-M T-EY1 K-IH0-NG P-L-EH1 JH-IH0-Z HH-IY1 R-EH1


We're on in 3, 2,


Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of

W-EH1-L K-AH0-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 AW1 ER0 F-AO1-L T-EH1 L-AH0 TH-AA0-N N-AW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-EH0-N JH-OY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AH0-N S-AH1-V


Yeah.


I go see my doctor tomorrow, I'll ask her about this.

AY1 G-OW1 S-IY1 M-AY1 D-AA1-K T-ER0 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 IH1 L-AE1-S-K HH-ER0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


Maybe she can give me a pill or something.

M-EY1 B-IY0 SH-IY1 K-AE1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 P-IH1 L-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need a good…pill.

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-AH0 G-UH1-D P-IH2-L


What are you writing?


Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow and since I don't have the guts to ask him out, I'm going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.

W-EH1-L JH-OW0 SH-UW1 AH0-Z K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-IH0-N T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AH0-N-D S-IH1-N S-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 G-AH1-T-S T-UW1 AE1-S-K HH-IH1 M-AW1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EH1-L HH-IH1 M-AH0 K-OW1 T-AH0-N-D P-UH1-T DH-IH1 S-N-OW1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-AA1 K-AH0-T


Oh yeah?  Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you  never go out of style—what did you throw away?

OW1 Y-AE1 JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 K-AO1-L S-AH1-M T-AY2-M G-AY1 Z-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 AW1 T-AH1-V-S T-AY1 L-W-AH0-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 TH-R-OW1 AH0 W-EY1


Hi guys!


Hey!


Hey, what have you guys been up too?

HH-EY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z B-IH1 N-AH1-P T-UW1


Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum.

OW1 W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 AH0 K-AH0 L-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH1-V V-IH0-K T-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-N D-UW1-R N-AA0-B Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 K-UW1 P-ER0 DH-W-EH2 T-ER0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M


Without me?!


My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.

M-AY1 AH1-NG K-AH0-L D-R-AE1-G D-AH1-S DH-EH1-R B-AH1 T-IH1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T T-ER1-N D-AW1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG


They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that!

DH-EY1 W-ER0 S-OW1 AO0-R N-EY1 T-AH0-N-D B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1-T


I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0 N-IH1 F-AY1 S-IY1 W-AH1-N M-AO1-R P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-EH1-D B-EH1 G-L-IY0 JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 IH0-N DH-AE1-T


I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-AH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M DH-AE1-N M-IY1


Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 P-L-IY1 Z-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 D-EY1-T HH-IY1-R


Fine, just stop thinking about me.

F-AY1-N JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


Can't do it, can you?


So I'm thinking about you. So what?

S-OW1 IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 S-OW1 W-AH1-T


I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?

AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-IH1 T-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 IH0-N DH-IH1-S G-AY1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1-S G-AY1


I mean, come on, buddy, get a

AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N B-AH1 D-IY0 G-EH1 T-AH0


Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-AH1 M-AA1-N G-IH1 V-AH1 S-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S


Ross, it's too hard.


No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else?

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 W-AY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-M-AY1-T G-EH1 T-W-IH1-R-D F-AO1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Who cares about them.


This is about us.


Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.

L-UH1 K-AY1-V B-IH1 N-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 S-IH1-N S-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 N-AY1-N-TH G-R-EY1-D


Ross, you're like my best friend.

R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D


Ohh, God.


Hello?  No she can't come to the phone right now.  Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 N-OW1 SH-IY1 K-AE1-N-T K-AH1-M T-UW1 DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 OW1 R-AY1 T-N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-OW2 K-EY1 B-AY1 B-IY0


J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that

JH-AH1-JH-S T-R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 Y-EH1-L-D JH-AE1-K JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-Z K-AO1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1-T


Thank God.


Yeah, she's fired.


...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!!   Thank you, thanks.

D-AH1-M D-R-AH1-NG K-AH0-N B-IH1-CH TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S


Hey, here's a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?

HH-EY1 HH-IH1-R Z-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1-T DH-AH0 F-AY1 N-AH0-S T-OW1 K-IY1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-IH2 S-IH0 S-IH1 P-IY0


Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 F-ER1-S T-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-AH1 S-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AH0-S T-L-EY1 S-IH0 N-AO1-L DH-AH0 L-AE1-N-D


I'm reading your ad.


Looks good, uh?


Yeah.


Stunning entertainment center. Fine,  fine Italian craftsmanship.

S-T-AH1 N-IH0 NG-EH2-N T-ER0 T-EY1-N M-AH0-N-T S-EH1-N T-ER0 F-AY1-N F-AY1 N-IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N K-R-AE1-F-T S-M-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R S-EH1 L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 EH2-N T-ER0 T-EY1-N M-AH0-N-T S-EH1-N T-ER0


Why? I love that thing.


You want it?


Oh no.


Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?

AA1 JH-EH1 P-IH0 T-OW0 F-AY1-V TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N S-EY1-N


Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!

HH-EY1 DH-AH0 AE1 D-AH0 L-OW1-N K-AA1-S-T TH-R-IY1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D B-AH1-K-S


All right look, I'm changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-AY1 AE1-M CH-EY1-N JH-IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 B-AH1-K S-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-S T-AO1 F-ER0


What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.

W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V P-R-AA1 F-AH0 T-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AO1 L-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AE1 N-AH0 K-AW1-N T-AH0-N-T


Nooo.


Oh. What do you do?


That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment!

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-R-AA1 S-AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 Y-UW1 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R N-UW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


And you can see me!


Same as yesterday,  same as the day before.

S-EY1 M-AE1 Z-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 S-EY1 M-AE1-Z DH-AH0 D-EY1 B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?

IH1-Z HH-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IH1-Z SH-AA1-R K-AH0 T-AE1-K B-IH1 T-Y-EH1-T


Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.

N-OW1 P-AA1 P-W-EY1-T DH-EH1-R HH-IY1 G-OW1-Z


Hey!


What are you guys doing up?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 IH0 NG-AH1-P


Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?

OW1 W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-AH0 K-R-AO1 S-W-ER2-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 B-EH1-D HH-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 S-IH1-K S-L-IH0 T-ER0 W-ER1-D F-AO1-R R-EH1-D


Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later.  Hey, how about maroon?

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T S-R-AO1-NG B-AH1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 K-AH0 N-EH1-K-T DH-AH0 D-AA1-T S-IH0-N HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0 HH-EY1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-ER0 UW1-N


Yes, you are so smart!


Aww, you guys are so cute!

AO1-W Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R S-OW1 K-Y-UW1-T


I know.


All right, I'll see you in the morning.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Okay.


What's with her?


I don't know.


But hey, I know we can decide.

B-AH1-T HH-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 W-IY1 K-AE1-N D-IH0 S-AY1-D


Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 R-IY1-L K-W-IH1-K


What do you like better action or comedy?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K B-EH1 T-ER0 AE1-K SH-AH0 N-AO1-R K-AA1 M-AH0 D-IY0


Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?

HH-UW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 R-AE1 DH-ER0 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AO1-R R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Dude, you are sick.


Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG


I mean, this is unbelievable.

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


I know. This is really, really huge.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-Y-UW1-JH


No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.

N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH1-T-S S-M-AO1 L-IH1-T-S T-AY1 N-IY0 IH1-T-S P-AH0 T-IY1 T-IH1-T S-W-IY1


OK, is there a mute button on this woman?

OW1 K-EY1 IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-AH0 M-Y-UW1-T B-AH1 T-AH0 N-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


More than jewelry.


Hi! I'm Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.

HH-AY1 IH1-M D-R-AY1-V D-R-EY1 K-R-IH0 M-AO1 R-EY0 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-Y-UW1 R-UW0 T-IY1-N K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1


Really? I've been dealing with Dr. Wells.

R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1-V B-IH1-N D-IY1 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH D-R-AY1 V-W-EH1-L-Z


I know, but I'm a neurologist.

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AH0 N-UH0 R-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AH0-S-T


And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.

AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-F S-AY1-D D-R-AY1 V-W-EH1-L Z-W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0 M-AO1-R K-AA2-M P-R-IY0 HH-EH1-N S-IH0 V-OW1 V-ER0 V-Y-UW2 AH1 V-Y-UW1-S T-AE1 T-AH0-S S-OW1 HH-IY1 S-EH1-N T-M-IY1


Dr. Wells is a woman.

D-R-AY1 V-W-EH1-L Z-IH1 Z-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N


That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 T-EH1-S-T G-UH1 D-R-IH0-S P-AA1-N S-AO1-L R-AY1-T F-UH1-L N-EY1-M


Clifford Burnett.


Date of birth?


November 16

DH-AH0 S-IH0-K-S T-IY1-N TH-AH1 V-N-OW0 V-EH1-M B-ER0


Age?


Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AW1-T B-EY1-S T-AA1-N M-AY1 D-EY1 T-AH1-V B-ER1-TH


I'm a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.

IH1 M-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 K-L-IH1 F-N-AA1 T-AH0 M-AE2 TH-AH0 M-AH0 T-IH1 SH-AH0-N


I'm 33.


Okay. And uh, are you married.

OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-AH1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D


No.


Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-OW1 TH-ER1 D-IY0 TH-R-IY1 AH0-N-D-S T-IH1-L S-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V K-AH0 M-IH1 T-M-AH0-N T-IH1 SH-UW0-Z


Are all the questions this personal?

AA1 R-AO1-L DH-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z DH-IH1-S P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L


Yes.


Well uh if you must know I'm a widower.

W-EH1 L-AH1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 M-AH1-S T-N-OW1 IH1 M-AH0 W-IH1 D-OW0 ER0


Oh that's terrible. I'm-I'm really sorry.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH1 M-IH0 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0


Yeah.


Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?

HH-AH1-M D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N D-N-EH1 V-ER0 K-AO1-L DH-EH1 M-AH0 G-EH1-N


Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 M-Y-UH1 R-IY0 AH0-L B-IH1-NG B-OY1 Y-AO1-R P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-EY1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 CH-AE1-N-S D-IH1-D DH-EY1


Hey! You guys, I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1 M-R-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2 S-AO1-NG F-AO1 R-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-IH1-T


Pheebs, that's great!


But y'know umm, Rachel doesn't rhyme with draddle.

B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-R-AY1 M-W-IH1-DH D-R-AE1 D-AH0-L


I know but it's so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S S-OW1 HH-AA1-R D-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-R-AY1-M Z-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-N-EY1-M


What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-AA1-T S-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG Z-R-AY1 M-W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L B-EY1 G-AH0-L M-EY1-L JH-EY1-L B-EY1 L-EY1 B-AH0-L M-IH0 P-OW1 L-IY0


All good, thanks.  Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that's easier to rhyme?

AO1-L G-UH1-D TH-AE1-NG-K-S D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M HH-AE1 V-L-AY1 K-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M TH-AE1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 T-UW1 R-AY1-M


Didn't your dad used to call you Pumpkin?

D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-AO1-R D-AE1 D-Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 P-AH1-M-P K-IH0-N


Okay.


Joey? What's up?


Okay what's up?


What I do do…is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.

W-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 D-OY1 Z-M-AE1 N-AH0-JH T-UW1 AH1 K-R-IY0 EY1 T-AE1 N-AE1 T-M-AH0-S F-IH2 R-AH1-V S-AH0 P-AO1-R-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.

AY1 S-IY1 N-AY1-S S-AY1-D-S T-EH2 P-AA1-N DH-AH0 D-UW1 D-UW1 TH-IH1-NG B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


Hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

HH-AA1-R D-AH0-S-T TH-IH1 NG-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 D-AH1 N-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F


You gotta go!


Okay, don't worry. You're ready.

OW2 K-EY1 D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 Y-UH1-R R-EH1 D-IY0


Really?


Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you'll be great.

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T F-AY1 T-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R N-AE1 CH-ER0 AH0 L-IH1-N-S T-IH0-NG-K-T S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1-L B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T


Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really.

N-AW1 M-AA1 M-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG F-AY1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0


Yeah, Ross is great.


He's uh, he's in a whole other place.

HH-IY1 Z-AH1 HH-IY1 Z-IH0 N-AH0 HH-OW1 L-AH1 DH-ER0 P-L-EY1-S


No, he's gone.


No no, you don't have to fly back, really.

N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 F-L-AY1 B-AE1 K-R-IH1 L-IY0


What do you mean this might be your only chance?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N DH-IH1 S-M-AY1-T B-IY1 Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-L-IY0 CH-AE1-N-S


Would you stop?


I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.

AY1 AE1 M-OW1 N-L-IY0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-IH1-K S-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-Y-EH1-T


Where have you been?


Oh, just had a baby.


Mazel tov!


Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.

OW1 W-AW1 AY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 D-EY1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh yeah! With who?


You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T HH-UW1 L-IH1-V Z-AH1 P-IH0-N P-AH0 K-IH1-P S-IY0


Not her.


Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can't decide between the two of them.

Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L S-AY1 M-IY1 T-AH0-N D-IY1 K-AE1-N-T D-IH0 S-AY1-D B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1-V DH-EH1-M


Y'know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she's a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 W-AH1-N F-R-AH1-M P-AH0 K-IH1-P S-IY0 IY1 V-IH0-N DH-OW1 SH-EH1 S-AH0 T-UW1 AW1 ER0 T-R-EY1 N-R-AY1 D-AH0 W-EY1 IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-M-AA1-R T-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V F-AH1-N


But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown.

B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-AH1 DH-ER0 G-ER1 L-W-EH1-L SH-IY1 L-IH1-V Z-R-AY1 T-AH1-P T-AW1-N


Y'know she's, well she's-she's just as pretty, I guess she's smart, she's

IH1 K-N-OW0 SH-EH1 S-W-EH1-L SH-EH1 SH-AH0-Z JH-AH1-S T-AE1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AY1 G-EH1-S SH-EH1-S S-M-AA1-R-T SH-EH1-S


If she's no fun, why do you want to date her at all?

IH1-F SH-EH1 S-N-OW1 F-AH1 N-W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-EY1-T HH-ER0 AE1 T-AO1-L


Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y'know?

W-EH1 L-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-ER0 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 CH-AE1-N S-IH1 K-N-OW0


She lives so close.


And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny.

AH0-N D-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EY1-T DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1-M SH-EH1-SH S-EH1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 S-AH0-F SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z K-IH1 D-IH0 NG-W-AA1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 F-AH1 N-IY0


On the other hand, if she wasn't kidding, she's not fun, she's stupid, and kind of a racist.

AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 HH-AE1-N D-IH1-F SH-IY1 W-AO1-S-T K-IH1 D-IH0-NG SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T F-AH1-N SH-EH1-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-AH0-N-D K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 R-EY1 S-IH0-S-T


Hey!


Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?

HH-EY1 UW1 HH-AW1 W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1-R F-ER1-S-T D-EY1 W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T


Damn!


Oh here's a whole bunch.


Oh, I mean she's gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl."

OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AE1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-IH1-L B-IY1 W-IH1-S P-ER0 IH0 NG-OW1 DH-AE1-T P-UH1-R G-ER1-L


Then she'll have to come back here and live all alone.

DH-EH1-N SH-EH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AH1-M B-AE1-K HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-L-AY1 V-AO1 L-AH0 L-OW1-N


Oh my God!


What?


There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Monica's pregnant.  So I guess she won't be totally alone.

DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N S-IY0 T-EH1-S T-IH0-N DH-AH0 G-AA1-R B-IH0 JH-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S P-AA1 Z-AH0 T-IH0 V-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-S SH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 L-OW1-N


Hi.


Listen, I'm sorry about that whole thing with Roger.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L TH-IH1 NG-W-IH1 DH-R-AA1 JH-ER0


It really wasn't right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you'll really enjoy.

IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AO1-S T-R-AY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH1 T-AH1-P T-UW1 Y-UW1 S-OW1 AH1 M-AY1 B-R-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 EH0-N JH-OY1


Now, this is just a loan.

N-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 L-OW1-N


Okay?


I'm gonna, I'm gonna want him back.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1-M B-AE1-K


So…  I'm gonna go now.


I'm sorry, I thought I could do it and I can't!

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D D-UW1 IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T


All right, well why don't I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AE1 N-EH2-K-S B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N D-AH0-N-D D-UW1 JH-OW1 IY0 AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0


Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey.

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 JH-OW1 IY0 AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0


All right ladies, here's what we're gonna do.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EY1 D-IY0-Z HH-IH1-R Z-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


I-I wanna be with her,  I like her.

IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AY1 L-AY1-K HH-ER0


Oh, that's fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1-N G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1 R-IH1-N-S T-IH0-NG-K-T-S G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1 R-IH1-N-S T-IH0-NG-K-T-S


Wait, now, what am I doing again?

W-EY1 T-N-AW1 W-AH1 T-AE1 M-AY1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N


Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1-Z P-EY1 AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0 N-AY1 K-UH1 D-W-EY1 K-AH1 P-AE1 T-EH1 N-IY0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Hi, I'm Joshua, I'm here to pick up Rachel.

HH-AY1 IH1-M JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 IH1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


No-no-no, that' not Joshua.

N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 DH-AE1 T-N-AA1-T JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0


What do you want from me, I've never met the guy.

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T F-R-AH1-M M-IY1 AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 M-EH1-T DH-AH0 G-AY1


So anyway, Rachel, I'm sorry you can't stay,  but the rest of us have a

S-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T-S T-EY1 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1 V-AH1-S HH-AE1 V-AH0


How do I look?


Oh, uh, I... don't... care.


Ok, now, remember, no trading.

OW1 K-EY1 N-AW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 N-OW1 T-R-EY1 D-IH0-NG


You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 W-AH1 N-AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 M-EH1-S


Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.

HH-AY1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-EH1 L-W-EH1-L L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 B-R-AO1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1-S


...And what did you bring?

AH0-N D-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG


She's checking the coats.

SH-EH1-S CH-EH1 K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 K-OW1-T-S


Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.

JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 W-AA1-SH DH-AH0 K-AE1-B S-M-EH1 L-AO1 F-M-AY1 HH-AE1-N-D-Z


Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.

W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-IY1 AH0 W-AY1-T Z-IH1-N F-AH0-N D-EH2 L-AH0-N D-AH0 G-L-AE1 S-AH1 V-R-EH1-D F-AO1-R JH-AE1 N-AH0-S


Janice?


Oh.... my.... God.


Hey, it's Janice.


Well, okay so, I don't have it all worked out quite yet. Just don't say anything to Rachel, please?

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-IH1 T-AO1 L-W-ER1-K T-AW1-T K-W-AY1 T-Y-EH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T S-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L P-L-IY1-Z


Rachel is one of my closest friends.  Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 Z-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 K-L-OW1 S-AH0-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AO2-L DH-OW1 B-IY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S D-AH1 Z-M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 F-IY1-L-S P-EH1 SH-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1


Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!

OW2 K-EY1-S T-AA1-P-S T-AA2-P F-IY1 B-IY0


Hey Rach!


What was that?!


Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?

S-AA1 R-IY0 M-IH1-K S-AH1-P HH-EY1 HH-AW1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


I haven't seen it yet!

AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1 N-IH1 T-Y-EH1-T


Well then you'd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go!

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 HH-ER1 IY0 DH-AH0 AE0-N JH-EH1 L-IH0 K-AH0 G-OW1 G-OW1


No


Pheebs! Hey Pheebs!


Uh, okay, Pheebs?


Yeah?


Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?

AH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 L-AH1-N D-AH0 N-AH0-N-D HH-AW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 K-IH1-N D-AH0 F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-L-EH1-F T-AW1-T


All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-W-IY1 F-EH1-L T-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T S-OW1 W-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0 D-W-IY1 SH-UH1 D-AO1-L T-EY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-R-IH1-P T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 N-AY1-S HH-AW1 G-R-EY1 T-W-EH1 L-W-EH1 R-W-EH1-R-Z DH-AH0 T-R-IH1-P


Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park!

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 TH-AO1 T-W-IY1 W-UH1 D-AO1-L G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 P-IH1 K-N-IH2 K-IH0-N S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L P-AA1-R-K


Yeah, all of us! All day!


That sucks!


That's not a trip!


I just came from the park!

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1-M F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 P-AA1-R-K


What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AY1 F-AY1 V-AH0 B-AW1 T-AE1-T DH-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L P-AA1-R-K


"Well, it's right by my house, all right!"

W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-R-AY1-T B-AY1 M-AY1 HH-AW1 S-AO1-L R-AY1-T


Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D B-AE1-S K-IH0-N DH-AH0 T-R-AY1 AH0-M F-AH1 V-M-AY1 S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L P-AA1-R K-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey!

HH-OW1 HH-OW2-L D-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1-K DH-EH1-R M-IH1-S T-ER0 K-IH1 S-IY0


Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it!

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1-V B-IH1-N M-IY1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S HH-OW1-L L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-UW1 Y-UH2 R-AH0 P-IY1 AH0-N TH-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 V-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-IH0-K-S P-AO2-R-N T-AH0 S-IH1-T


I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.

AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-R-IH1 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-AH1-L CH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 G-R-UW1-P


That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.

TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1-N JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T B-R-IH1 NG-IH1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 M-AW1-DH


Makes me wanna puke!


Is she in there?


Yeah. She's putting her down now, that's her.

Y-AE1 SH-EH1-S P-AH1 T-IH0-NG HH-ER0 D-AW1-N N-AW1 TH-AE1-T-S HH-ER0


Oh it's all right.


I'm guess I'm just done with the whole dating thing.

IH1-M G-EH1 S-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T D-AH1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L D-EY1 T-IH0-NG TH-IH1-NG


It's one more thing in my life that's suddenly completely different.

IH1-T S-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R TH-IH1 NG-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F TH-AE1-T-S S-AH1 D-AH0 N-L-IY0 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T


This is hard.


Yeah I know.


On the other hand in um, in about seven months you're gonna have something that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with.

AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 HH-AE1-N D-IH0 N-AH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N M-AH1-N-TH S-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AH1 V-M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-EH1 N-IY0 G-AY1 Y-UW1 V-EH1 V-ER0 G-AO1 N-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH


Just wait.


Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger.

W-EY1 T-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AH1 W-EY1 T-AH0-N T-IH1-L DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-Y-AO1-R B-EY1 B-IY0 G-R-AE1-B Z-Y-AO1-R F-IH1-NG G-ER0


You have no idea.


Thanks sweetie.


You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-R-AE1-B S-AH1-M K-AA1 F-IY0


Oh no, I think I'm gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.

OW1 N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N D-IY1-T T-EH1-N K-AE1-N D-IY0 B-AA1-R-Z


Hey, I thought I cheered you up.

HH-EY1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 CH-IH1-R D-Y-UW1 AH1-P


Oh you did, there are twenty in here.

OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-EH1 R-AA1-R T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Right. Good night.


Good night.


Hi


Hi!  Hey mom.


This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1-T P-AA1-R T-IY0 TH-ER1 D-IY0 F-AY1 V-Y-IH1-R-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-M P-R-EH1 S-IH0-V D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 P-ER1-L Z-AH1 V-W-IH1-Z D-AH0-M


Jack?


Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?

W-AY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 S-ER1-V F-UW1 D-AA1-N S-AH1 CH-AH0 SH-AA1-R-P-S T-IH1-K


That's a good question, dad. That's a good question

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-UH1-D K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N D-AE1-D TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-UH1-D K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N


Congratulations you two!

K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 T-UW1


Thank you…we're so excited

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 ER0 S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D


And also, congratulations on your wedding.

AH0-N D-AO1-L S-OW0 K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Wha—What?


Look at this clown!


Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.

JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IH1 G-ER0 B-OW1-T HH-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K-S HH-IY1 K-AE1-N T-EY1 K-AH1-P DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L R-IH1 V-ER0


Get out of the way jackass!

G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-EY1 JH-AE1 K-AE2-S


Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?

HH-UW1 N-EY1-M-Z DH-EH1-R B-OW1-T K-OW1-S-T G-AA1-R D-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


That


What are they doing out here? The coast's all the way over there.

W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-AW1-T HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 K-OW1-S-T S-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Hey!


Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!

HH-EY1 CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L JH-OW1 IY0 HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG HH-IH1-Z B-R-EH1-TH F-AO1 R-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T F-AO1-R M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!

D-UW1 D-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-OW1 Y-OW0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IH1-L M-IY1


Ow!


Really?! Well, it's just like everyone else's apartment. It's got rooms, walls, and ceilings.

R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L S-IH0 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-IH1-T-S G-AA1 T-R-UW1-M Z-W-AO1-L Z-AH0-N-D S-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z


Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.

W-EH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 L-AY1-V D-N-AW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 T-UH1-R


Oh my God! Oh my God!


Ah well, this is the living room.

AA1 W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-R-UW1-M


All right. This is the kitchen.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 K-IH1 CH-AH0-N


The bedroom. Well it's pretty much your typical...  bedroom.

DH-AH0 B-EH1 D-R-UW2 M-W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1 CH-Y-AO1-R T-IH1 P-AH0 K-AH0-L B-EH1 D-R-UW2-M


We're still on this side of the door.

W-ER0-S T-IH1 L-AA1-N DH-IH1-S S-AY1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-AO1-R


Ha-ha


Yeah, but I didn't get to see it.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1-T


Oh shoot! Maybe next time.  Thanks for a lovely evening.

OW1 SH-UW1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1-M TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1 R-AH0 L-AH1 V-L-IY0 IY1 V-N-IH0-NG


So um, who was she?


Oh,  that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.

OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 B-L-AY1-N-D D-EY1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T SH-IY1 K-AO1-L D-AH0-N-D S-W-IH1-CH T-IH1-T T-UW1 T-AH0 D-EY1


Did you like her? And I'm just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AE1-S K-IH0 NG-AE1 Z-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 AE1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-AY1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S


Well, you seem fine.


Well, I don't think this, y'know.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0


No, no, no, I wouldn't do you myself, I mean that would be weird.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 W-IH1-R-D


Yeah, no, I'll get one of the other girls to do it.

Y-AE1 N-OW1 IH1-L G-EH1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 G-ER1-L-Z T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T


Oh, this will be so much fun!

OW1 DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-L B-IY1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AH1-N


Hey!


Are you excited?


Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?

Y-AE1 HH-EY1 D-UW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-ER1-K DH-EH1-R


Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.

OW1 K-EY1 S-OW1 N-AW1 W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH1-M S-EY1-JH B-R-AE1-N CH-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 S-AE1 K-R-AH0 M-AH0-N T-AH0 L-W-AY1-N


All I have is, is oregano and a

AO1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-IH1 Z-IH1 Z-AO2 R-EH1 G-AH0 N-OW2 AH0-N D-AH0


Um, that's ok!  Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.

AH1-M TH-AE1-T S-OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1 W-IY1 N-IY1-D DH-AH0 S-IY1 M-AH0 N-AH1 V-AH0 R-AY1 CH-AH0 S-M-AE1-N


Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

OW1 K-EY1 F-IY1-B Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 R-IH1 CH-UW0 AH0 L-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T P-L-EY1-S


Can we just start throwing things in?

K-AE1 N-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R-T TH-R-OW1 IH0-NG TH-IH1-NG Z-IH0-N


Ok, yeah, ok.  Oh, OK.


Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

OW1 K-EY1 B-AA1 R-IY0 Z-L-EH1 T-ER0 Z-AE1 D-AH0 M-R-IH1 T-ER0-Z B-AA1-K S-ER0 SH-AO1-R-T-S


Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.

OW1 K-EY1 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 AH1 R-IH0 S-IY1-T F-AO1-R M-AY1 D-IH1 N-ER0 W-IH1 DH-N-OW0 K-UW1 L-Y-UW0 AH0 L-UW1 N-AA1 AA1


Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.

L-UH1-K HH-IH1-R Z-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1-V-S K-AA1 T-IY0 JH-EH1 R-IH0 D-N-EY1 K-AH0-D


Hey he's wearing a sweater.

HH-EY1 HH-IY1 Z-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0 S-W-EH1 T-ER0


No.


Eww!


And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.

AH0-N-D HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-AH1-V P-AW1 L-OW0-Z G-R-AE1 P-AH0


Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...

HH-EY1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1 F-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T P-Y-UH1-R


Mona?  Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?

M-OW1 N-AH0 OW2 K-EY1 IH1 F-AY1 W-ER0 AH0 S-AE1 M-AH0-N SH-ER1 T-W-EH1 R-W-UH1 D-AY1 B-IY1


I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.

AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1-S P-IH1-L D-W-AY1 N-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 Y-AO1-R SH-ER1-T


Oh, it's okay.


No, it's still wet.


Let me get it out before it sets.

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-AW1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-IH1-T S-EH1-T-S


Ooh, I have something you can wear.

UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-W-EH1-R


Here.


Oh umm, I-I don't know if I want to wear a woman's shirt.

OW1 AH1 M-IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N-Z SH-ER1-T


No-no that's a man's shirt.

N-AA1 N-OW0 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 M-AE1-N-Z SH-ER1-T


It's awfully pink.


Oh, it's perfect!


How about you?


It's a kitchen slash bathroom.

IH1-T S-AH0 K-IH1 CH-AH0-N S-L-AE1-SH B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M


All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 S-IY1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1 L-AH1 IH1-L G-OW1 D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R Z-AH0-N-D F-IH1 L-AW1 T-AE1 N-AE2 P-L-AH0 K-EY1 SH-AH0-N


We are bad people.


He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew!  You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?

HH-IY1 N-UW1 W-IY1 W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-R-IH1 D-AH1-V HH-IH1-M HH-IY1 N-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 B-AE1-TH T-AH0 B-IH0 N-AW1 ER0 K-IH1 CH-AH0-N


Let's get the show on it!

L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T DH-AH0 SH-OW1 AA1 N-IH1-T


Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it's sooo close.

OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1 S-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S S-UW1 OW0 K-L-OW1-S


Closer than here?


Oh, hey, look, I found coffee!  Okay, let's skedaddle.

OW1 HH-EY1 L-UH1 K-AY1 F-AW1-N-D K-AA1 F-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S-S K-EH1 D-AH0-L-D


Wait, I'm not just gonna drink somebody's old coffee.

W-EY1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG-K S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 Z-OW1-L-D K-AA1 F-IY0


Okay, your highness.


Um, Rachel I'm really sorry.  That's okay, do you wanna get back together?  Yeah, okay.  Did anyone else hear that?!

AH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 D-IH1 D-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S HH-IY1-R DH-AE1-T


So how did you know I was even here?

S-OW1 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Your mom called me. So is this her?

Y-AO1-R M-AA1-M K-AO1-L D-M-IY1 S-OW1 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S HH-ER0


No, this is a loaner.


I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S B-AY1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F