I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy.  So, did you see who won the game?

AY1 W-AO1-S-T B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 AH0 N-ER1 S-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-EH1-L P-ER0 G-AY1 S-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-IY1 HH-UW1 W-AH1-N DH-AH0 G-EY1-M


Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.

Y-AE1 DH-AH0 N-IH1-K-S B-AY1 T-EH1-N DH-EY1 S-AH1-K


Yeah, they're not so bad.


I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH1-T T-UW1 Y-AO1 R-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0 N-EH2 R-IY0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-IH1-M


I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74 Latour.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 P-AE1 N-IH0-K T-AY1 P-AE1 N-IH0-K T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-Y-EH1 L-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-IY1 L-AY1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R L-AH0 T-UH1-R


It's Lafite. The '74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.

IH1-T S-L-AA0 F-AY1-T DH-AH0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R L-AH0 T-UH1 R-IH1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG K-W-AY1 T-N-AY1 S-L-IY0


I just called a friend of mine.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L D-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-AH1 V-M-AY1-N


Yeah?


I think I may be able to book

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 M-EY1 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 B-UH1-K


Really?!


What is it sweetie?


There's not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 AA1-R N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D


I'm sorry daddy.


I don't believe this!!


How do you expect me to stay calm?!

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-M-IY1 T-UW1-S T-EY1 K-AA1-M


This is unacceptable Rachel!

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH2 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 B-AH0-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


And I wanna know why?!!


Is it because that punk Ross won't marry you?!

IH1 Z-IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AE1-T P-AH1-NG K-R-AA1 S-W-OW1-N T-M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1


That's it!


Is that it?


Yes. Yes, he says I'm damaged goods.

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S HH-IY1 S-EH1 Z-IH1-M D-AE1 M-AH0-JH-D G-UH1-D-Z


So, you're like a zillionaire?

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 Z-IH1 L-Y-AH0 N-EH2-R


And you're our age. You're our age.

AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-AW1 ER0 EY1 JH-Y-UH1 R-AW1 ER0 EY1-JH


Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-AY1 AH0-S T-EY1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N JH-AH1-S T-N-EY1 M-IH1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


What like Pete Dakota?

W-AH1 T-L-AY1-K P-IY1-T D-AH0 K-OW1 T-AH0


Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete.

Y-AE1 AO1 R-AO1 R-AO1-R M-IH0-S S-IH1-P T-IY0


Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.

OW1 OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T P-EH2 T-AH0 T-IY1 K-IH0 K-OW0


That's not a state Joe.


Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?


I got to go, so ah, I'll see you guys later.

AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 S-OW1 AA1 IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-L-EY1 T-ER0


Okay.


You're our age!


So ah, we on for tomorrow?

S-OW1 AA1 W-IY1 AA1-N F-AO1-R T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Absolutely!


Now get out of here you!!

N-AW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1


Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him!

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 M-R-AH1 N-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1-V P-L-EY1 S-AH0 Z-AY1 K-AE1-N T-AH1-CH HH-IH1-M


Look, is there something wrong with me?

L-UH1 K-IH1-Z DH-EH1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AY1 AE1 M-AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-EH1-R DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0


Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!

IY1 DH-ER0 TH-EH1-R T-UW1 OW1-L D-AO1-R TH-EH1-R T-UW1 Y-AH1 NG-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-EH1-R-Z P-IY1 T-W-AA1 S-W-AA0-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N-D HH-UW1 Z-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-L-AY1-K Z-IH1-P G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


I mean, seriously, does it sound like something's wrong with me?

AY1 M-IY1-N S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 D-AH1 Z-IH1-T S-AW1-N D-L-AY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH2-NG Z-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


No.


Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1-T F-R-AE1-NG-K


So, we're walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, "Hey, let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes," remember?

S-OW1 W-ER0 W-AO1 K-IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 T-ER1-N T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 S-EY1 HH-EY1 L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-AE1-T T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 N-UW1 D-N-UW1-D Z-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0


And then, and then, you turn to me and say, "Nah, let's just hang out at your place." Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-ER1-N T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D S-EY1 N-AA1 L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R P-L-EY1 S-W-EH1-L DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 N-AY1 S-M-UW1-V D-AH1 M-AE1-S


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-EH1 T-ER0 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 S-AE1-D HH-EY1 AH1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 R-OW1 L-ER0 B-L-EY1-D-Z


You know what else I'm not gonna miss?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-EH1-L S-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IH1-S


"I'm Monica.


I wash the toilet 17 times a day.

AY1 W-AA1-SH DH-AH0 T-OY1 L-AH0-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N T-AY1-M Z-AH0 D-EY1


Even if people are on it!"

IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-F P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1 R-AA1 N-IH1-T


"Hi I'm Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it!"

HH-AY1 IH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 Z-M-AY1 S-W-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 T-AY1 T-N-OW1 OW1 IH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 W-AA1 SH-IH1 T-AH0-N-D SH-R-IH1-NG K-IH1-T


"I'm Monica, I don't get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"

IH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1-T F-OW1-N M-EH1 S-AH0 JH-AH0-Z F-R-AH1 M-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG P-IY1 P-AH0 L-EH1 V-ER0


Hey! I call her!


"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 L-AH1 V-R-AA1 S-AY1 HH-EY1 T-R-AA1 S-AY1 L-AH1 V-R-AA1 S-AY1 HH-EY1 T-R-AA1-S


"Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 K-AE1-N-T F-AY1-N D-AH0 B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D


So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"

S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AH1-M B-AH0 L-AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0 HH-AO1 L-AH0-N-D S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T G-AY1 AY1 F-AY1-N D-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 M-UW1 V-AA1 N-IH1 F-W-IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1-K DH-OW1-Z D-IH1 N-ER0 R-EH2 Z-ER0 V-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Item J437-A, color: winterberry.

AY1 T-AH0-M JH-EY1 F-AO1-R HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH0 V-EY1 N-AH0 K-AH1 L-ER0 W-IH1-N T-ER0 B-EH2 R-IY0


Hi umm, listen come here, come in.

HH-AY1 AH1 M-L-IH1 S-AH0-N K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R K-AH1 M-IH0-N


I'm so-so sorry about yesterday.

IH1-M S-OW1 S-OW0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2


I-I'm really sorry.


It's just that I


Listen Ross, you don't have to apologize. I understand why you were there.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2 Z-AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-W-AY1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 DH-EH1-R


You do?


Yeah, you still have feelings for me.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z F-AO1-R M-IY1


And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you.

AE1-N D-AE2-N-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AA1 N-AH0-S T-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we can't.

AH0-N D-AY1 W-IH1-SH DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-W-ER1 K-IH1 T-AW1 T-R-AA1-S B-AH1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T


It's too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just… It just wasn't meant to be.

IH1-T-S T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 K-EY2 T-AH0 D-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 IY1 JH-AH1-S T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1-S T-M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1


Oh God you're right.


Ross, we…we have to be strong. Okay, I-I'm gonna go.  Can I? To remember you?

R-AA1 S-W-IY1 UW0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1-S T-R-AO1 NG-OW2 K-EY1 AY1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 T-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 Y-UW1


No.


I'm telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AE1-T TH-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 T-UW1 M-AY1 ER1 B-AH0-L G-AY1


Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I don't want to make it savory.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 R-IY0 M-UW1 V-IH1-T F-IY1-B Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH1-T S-EY1 V-ER0 IY0


Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-EH1-N G-ER1-L-Z S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH G-AY1 Z-W-IH1 DH-W-IH1-R-D TH-IH1-NG Z-AA1-N DH-EH1-R B-AA1 D-IY0 DH-EY1 T-EH1-L DH-EH1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Gimme this.


Hi! Okay, don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist.

HH-AY1 OW2 K-EY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 M-AE1 D-AE1 T-M-IY1 B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-R-IH0 Z-IH1-S-T


Brides magazines?


Yes, and I know that you'd say no if he asked you, but I'm sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AH1-D S-EY1 N-OW1 IH1-F HH-IY1 AE1-S-K T-Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 HH-AW1 G-R-EY1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-W-AO1 K-IH0-NG D-AW1-N DH-AH0 AY1 L-IH0-N DH-IH1-S D-AA1 N-AH0 K-AE1 R-IH0-N


Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway.  Like for clubbing.

OW1 Y-UW1 S-OW1 W-UH1 D-OW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T DH-AE1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 L-AY1-K F-AO1-R K-L-AH1 B-IH0-NG


It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes.

IH1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 W-IH1-R D-AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D B-AH1 T-AH1 DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N B-EH1 D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0 N-IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 S-EY1 Y-EH1-S


I know it's a little sudden, and it's a little rushed, and it's totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn't mean I can't.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-AH1 D-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L R-AH1-SH T-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S B-AH1-T DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N-T


Right?


I mean I'm-I'm crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 M-IH0-M K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T P-IY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 W-AA1-N-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0-N D-W-EH1 N-AY1 TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T S-EY1 IH0 NG-Y-EH1 S-IH1 T-M-EY1 D-M-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Oh my God.


I know.  I need more pie.


Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?

HH-EY1 M-OW1 N-AH1 M-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D K-AE1 N-AY1 B-R-IH1-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-S-T-S


You didn't break up with that fireman?

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T B-R-EY1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T F-AY1-R M-AH0-N


No, that was my way of telling you.

N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 W-EY1 AH1-V T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T HH-IY1 Z-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-L-IY0 S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0-V HH-IY1 K-IY1-P S-AH0 JH-ER1 N-AH0 L-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 P-EY1-N-T-S


He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.

HH-IY1 IY1 V-IH0-N SH-OW1 D-M-IY1 CH-AA1-R K-OW2-L D-R-AO1 IH0-NG-Z DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 D-R-UW1 AH1 V-M-IY1


Wow!


Yeah, well he'd prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L HH-EH1-D P-R-AH0 F-ER1 W-AO1 T-ER0 K-AH1 L-ER0-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-IY1 Z-IY0 AE1-K S-EH2-S T-UW1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V CH-AA1-R K-OW2-L


So then, are you going to dump Jason?

S-OW1 DH-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-AH1-M-P JH-EY1 S-AH0-N


Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and… Okay so Jason is sensitive,  but now so's Vince  Plus, Vince has the body y'know?

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-R-EY1 K-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AH0-N D-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 JH-EY1 S-AH0 N-IH1-Z S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0-V B-AH1 T-N-AW1 S-AO1-S V-IH1-N-S P-L-AH1-S V-IH1-N-S HH-AE1-Z DH-AH0 B-AA1 D-IY0 IH1 K-N-OW0


So… It's really just about the math.

S-OW1 IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 M-AE1-TH


Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.

OW1 K-EY1 S-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 T-AY1 AH0 G-EH1-N F-AO1-R T-IY0 W-AH1-N T-UW1 F-AO1-R T-IY0 W-AH1-N


Ok, look! Enough is enough!

OW1 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-IH0 N-AH1 F-IH1 Z-IH0 N-AH1-F


No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!

N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-AO1-R P-OY1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1-T HH-IH1-M


Monica, that was also true an

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AO1-L S-OW0 T-R-UW1 AE1-N


I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1 K-AH0 W-EY1 AY1-V P-UH1 T-IH0-N F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0-Z


You knew this about me when you married me!

Y-UW1 N-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-M-IY1


You agreed to take me in sickness and in health.

Y-UW1 AH0 G-R-IY1-D T-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-IY1 IH0-N S-IH1 K-N-AH0 S-AH0-N D-IH0-N HH-EH1-L-TH


Well, this is my sickness!

W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 S-IH1 K-N-AH0-S


Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.

OW1 Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 DH-AH0 L-AA1-B-S T-ER0


Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.

Y-AE1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH1-P S-IH1 K-AO1-L N-AY1-T


Really?! How come we didn't cross paths?

R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AW1 K-AH1 M-W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-R-AO1-S P-AE1-DH-Z


Yeah well that's because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-UW1 HH-IY0-S T-EY1 D-IH0-N M-AY1 R-UW1 M-Y-AE1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0-N M-AY1 HH-AE1-M P-ER0


I can't believe there is a naked hooker in there!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-AH0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D HH-UH1 K-ER0 IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Wait! Wait! Maybe she's a hooker

W-EY1 T-W-EY1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 SH-EH1 S-AH0 HH-UH1 K-ER0


Yeah, okay let's leave these two alone.

Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T S-L-IY1-V DH-IY1-Z T-UW1 AH0 L-OW1-N


No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!

N-OW1 AY1 D-UW1 N-AA1-T K-EH1 R-W-AH1 T-M-AY1 HH-AO1-R M-OW2-N Z-AA1-R D-UW1 IH0 NG-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH1 T-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-R-AE1-N D-AH0-M G-AY1


Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this!

F-AY1-N DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L R-AA1 JH-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-W-ER0-D T-UW1 DH-IH1-S


So.


I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1-T DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-AH1-S SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 NG-AW1-T F-AO1 R-AH0 B-IH1-T


I mean, you know, we've never really talked.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 T-AO1-K-T


I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?

AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-AH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-AH1-S DH-OW1 R-AY1-T


Really? Me?


Oh my god, are you kidding?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG


Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.

R-AA1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 L-AY1 K-M-IY1 AH0-N D-IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 M-IY1 B-IY1 IH0-NG T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 P-EH1 R-AH0 N-OY2-D B-AH1 T-AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T


Well, you're not totally paranoid.

W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 P-EH1 R-AH0 N-OY2-D


Oy.


Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.

AH1 M-OW1 K-EY1 AH1 OW1 G-AA1 D-AH1 M-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AH1 R-AA1-S F-ER1-S-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R-D F-AO1-R M-IY1 AH1-M F-AO1-R M-EH1 N-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N Z-W-IH1 CH-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-AO1 R-Y-UW1 W-IH1 DH-N-AW1 B-AH1 T-AH1 M-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 S-IY1 HH-AW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 HH-IY1 IH1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D HH-AW1 G-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N D-AH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-EY1 IH0-NG HH-AW1 N-AY1 S-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0-N-D G-AA1 D-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1-N SH-EH1 S-R-AY1-T


Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?

TH-AE1-NG-K-S HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 S-AH1-M T-AY2 M-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1 T-AH0-D B-IY1 G-R-EY1 T-IH1 D-L-AH1 V-IH1-T


I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.

IH1 D-L-AH1 V-IH1-T T-UW1 SH-UW1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 S-OW1 IH1-L T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


All right, Julie.


Bye.


Bye.  What a manipulative bitch.

B-AY1 W-AH1 T-AH0 M-AH0 N-IH1 P-Y-AH0 L-EY2 T-IH0-V B-IH1-CH


Chandler, I found the perfect ring.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AY1 F-AW1-N-D DH-AH0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-R-IH1-NG


Oh, that's uh, that's pretty nice but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AH1 TH-AE1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 N-AY1-S B-AH1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-AY1 P-IH1-K-T F-ER1-S-T


Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It's over!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-Y-UW1 P-IH1-K T-IH1-Z G-AO1 N-IH1-T S-OW1 V-ER0


What?


Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they  put me in jail!

S-AH1-M G-AY1 B-AA1 T-IH1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 T-AY1 ER0-D T-UW1-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T B-AH1-T DH-EY1 P-UH1 T-M-IY1 IH0-N JH-EY1-L


The little jail between the doors!

DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-EY1-L B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N DH-AH0 D-AO1-R-Z


Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!

F-IY1 B-IY0 AY1 AE1-S-K T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-AA1-R-D DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


I know, I'm sorry! But y'know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 NG-IH1-Z B-EH1 T-ER0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY1 V-IH0-N S-AO1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 R-IH1-NG


Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 P-R-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 M-IY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-IH1 NG-AY1 G-AA1-T G-UW1-S B-AH1-M-P-S


Maybe it was the guy.


It was the ring!


No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?

N-OW1 N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-IH1-N D-IY0


Well, if you want, I'll just—I'll just break it off with her.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-IH1-L JH-AH1-S T-AH0-L JH-AH1-S-T B-R-EY1 K-IH1 T-AO1 F-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.

N-OW1 N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-N-AA1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1


Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.

D-R-AY1-V F-AA1-R B-ER0 B-AA1 B-IY0 R-AH1 SH-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R HH-IH1 Z-AH0 JH-AH1-S T-M-AH0-N-T


Thanks, Bernice.  Let's go away this weekend.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S B-ER0 N-IY1 S-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 DH-IH1 S-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D


Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too..

OW1 B-AE1 R-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY1 T-UW1


We can, we can go to Aruba!

W-IY1 K-AE1 N-W-IY1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 T-UW1 ER0 UW1 B-AH0


When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice.

W-EH1 N-AY1 W-EH1-N-T DH-EH1 R-AA1 N-W-AH1 T-W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-AW1 ER0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-UW2 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1-S


You would've liked it.


I had a bra.


Hey, Dr. Farber.


All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-M-IH1-S G-R-IY1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-UH1-K-S F-AY1 N-Y-EH1 P-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-ER0-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-IY1 S-AH1 M-R-IY1-L P-R-AA1 G-R-EH2-S HH-IY1-R


What?!


Oh my God! What does


Oh that's an eye removal machine.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AE1 N-AY1 R-IH0 M-UW1 V-AH0-L M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


All right, I'm outta here!


I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

IH1-M K-IH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1-M K-IH1 D-IH0-NG


So were done then!


Almost! But first, we gotta start.

AO1-L M-OW2-S-T B-AH1-T F-ER1-S T-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0-S T-AA1-R-T


This is a glaucoma test.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 G-L-AO0 K-OW1 M-AH0 T-EH1-S-T


Uh-huh.


Sit down.


Okay.


But your chin here.  Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.

B-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R CH-IH1-N HH-IY1-R N-AW1 Y-UW1-L F-IY1 L-AH0 S-M-AO1-L P-AH1 F-AH1 V-EH1 R-IH0 N-IY1 CH-AY1


A small puff of air, now come on!

AH0 S-M-AO1-L P-AH1 F-AH1 V-EH1-R N-AW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N


No, we can go together! Just don't wait too long though, okay? 'Cause I'm outta here sometime before Friday.

N-OW1 W-IY1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 L-AO1-NG DH-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 K-AA1 Z-IH1 M-UW1 T-AH0 HH-IY1-R S-AH1-M T-AY2-M B-IH0 F-AO1-R F-R-AY1 D-IY0


No-no, it'll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!

N-AA1 N-OW0 IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 F-AH1 N-W-IY1 K-AE1-N K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-AH0-N D-W-IY1 K-AE1-N HH-AO1-N-T DH-IY1-Z G-AY1-Z


Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.

AH1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 R-AA1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1 B-ER0-T


Oh, hey.


Hi.


You've have lipstick right here . That's okay, it's mine, we just kissed.

Y-UW1-V HH-AE1 V-L-IH1-P-S T-IH2 K-R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T S-M-AY1 N-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1-S-T


Hey!


No. Y'know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail.

N-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 W-ER0 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-EY1 IH0 NG-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 P-L-EY1-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-EY1-L


Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.

W-EH1 L-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-W-AH1-N B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D T-UW1 T-EY1 K-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T-S T-EH1-P


You're building a post office?

Y-UH1-R B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-AH0 P-OW1-S T-AO1 F-AH0-S


No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It's a one day job, max.

N-OW1 AE1 N-EH2-N T-ER0 T-EY1-N M-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 N-AH0 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 M-EY1-L K-AH1 B-IY0 B-IH1-L T-R-AY1 T-IH0 N-IH1-T S-AH0 W-AH1-N D-EY1 JH-AA1 B-M-AE1-K-S


Okay.  My word! Those are snug.

OW2 K-EY1 M-AY1 W-ER1-D DH-OW1 Z-AA1-R S-N-AH1-G


Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente's.

OW1 Y-AE1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R M-AY1 OW1-L D-W-ER1-K P-AE1-N-T-S S-ER1 JH-IY0 OW0 V-AA0 L-EH1-N T-IY0-Z


Power saw kinda got away from me there.

P-AW1 ER0 S-AO1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 G-AA1 T-AH0 W-EY1 F-R-AH1-M M-IY1 DH-EH1-R


Hi!


Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!

AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 CH-IY1-Z K-EY2-K K-EY1-M DH-EY1 D-IH0 L-IH1 V-ER0 D-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 R-AO1 NG-AE1 D-R-EH2 S-AH0 G-EH1-N


So just bring it back downstairs, what's the problem?

S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T B-R-IH1 NG-IH1-T B-AE1-K D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R Z-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


I can't seem to say goodbye.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IY1-M T-UW1 S-EY1 G-UH2-D B-AY1


Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IY1 EY1 T-AE1 N-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 CH-IY1-Z K-EY2-K T-UW1 D-EY1 Z-AH0 G-OW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-AO1-R


Well I've forgotten what it tastes like okay?!

W-EH1 L-AY1-V F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0 N-W-AH1 T-IH1-T T-EY1-S-T S-L-AY1 K-OW2 K-EY1


It was cheesecake.


It was fine.


It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling…  Wow!

IH1-T HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-AH1 T-ER0 IY0 K-R-AH1-M B-L-IY0 G-R-EY1 AH0-M K-R-AE1 K-ER0 K-R-AH1-S T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 R-IH1 CH-Y-EH1 T-L-AY1-T K-R-IY1-M CH-IY1-Z F-IH1 L-IH0 NG-W-AW1


My whole mouth just filled with saliva!

M-AY1 HH-OW1-L M-AW1-DH JH-AH1-S-T F-IH1-L D-W-IH1-DH S-AH0 L-AY1 V-AH0


Y'know what? Forget it!


Yeah and we'll drop it off downstairs so that we're not tempted.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-W-EH1-L D-R-AA1 P-IH1 T-AO1-F D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R-Z S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 N-AA1-T T-EH1-M-P T-AH0-D


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-EH1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 L-AH1-N-CH


Momma's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.

M-AA1 M-AH0 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EY1 K-ER0 IY0 SH-AH0 K-AA1 G-OW2 IH2 L-AH0 N-OY1


This one's from me.


Ahh!


It wasn't on your list, but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.

IH1 T-W-AO1-S T-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R L-IH1-S-T B-AH1-T HH-OW1-P F-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1-L TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AH1-N


A scooter!


Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.

S-T-IH1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-IH1-S T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z-S T-IH1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-IH1-S-T


No! No-no, I love it. Thank you.

N-OW1 N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 L-AH1 V-IH1-T TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!

OW2 K-EY1 OW1 P-AH0 N-AW1 ER0 Z-N-EH1-K-S T-OW1 P-AH0 N-AW1 ER0 Z-N-EH1-K-S-T


Okay.


Now that you're a couple, we don't get two presents from you guys?

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T-S F-R-AH1 M-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


For my last birthday you gave me a

F-AO1-R M-AY1 L-AE1-S-T B-ER1-TH D-EY2 Y-UW1 G-EY1 V-M-IY1 AH0


Happy birthday Grandma!

HH-AE1 P-IY0 B-ER1-TH D-EY2 G-R-AE1 M-AA0


It's better to be over the hill  then buried under it.

IH1-T-S B-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 B-IY1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 HH-IH1-L DH-EH1-N B-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH1-N D-ER0 IH1-T


All our love Monica and Chandler.

AO1 L-AW1 ER0 L-AH1 V-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


No-no-no-no! That was the joke!

N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 JH-OW1-K


No, I know! I get it! It's funny!

N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-T-S F-AH1 N-IY0


No, because you're not a grandmother!

N-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0


No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don't have any of those things.

N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-OW1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z


That's why it's so funny.

TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 F-AH1 N-IY0


All you had to do was buy the card!

AO1 L-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 W-AA1-Z B-AY1 DH-AH0 K-AA1-R-D


Hey, Joey. What's going on?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green.

K-L-IH1-R DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-K-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-UW1 B-IY0 P-EY1 B-AE2 K-IH0-K-S P-R-EH1 S-N-EH1-K-S-T-S T-AA1 P-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L G-R-IY1-N


Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!

JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-W-ER0 Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Sorry. Wrong boobies.


Hello, Joey.


Oh! ...Hello, dear.


Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?

M-AE1-N K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-IY1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1-D S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-W-AH1 N-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T-S S-W-IY1 T-IH1-T S-R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K


Really?


No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..

N-OW1 Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG DH-AH0 G-AY1 Z-AH0 F-R-IY1-K


Hey, buddy.


Oh, that's attractive.


Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 G-R-EY1 T-IH0-N S-AY1 L-AH0-N S-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-AE1-M Z-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AH0 D-M-IH1 T-IH1 T-AO1-L TH-IH1-NG-Z K-AH0-N S-IH1 D-ER0 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D F-AH1-N T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?

F-AH1 N-W-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 F-AH1-N T-EH1-L M-IY1-S P-AH0 S-IH1 F-IH0 K-L-IY0 W-IH1-CH P-AA1-R T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 F-AH1-N P-AA1-R T-W-EH1-R Z-M-AY1 P-AH1-K


Oh, ah- the kid has it.


The kid...?  Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.

DH-AH0 K-IH1 D-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 AH1 TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 P-AH1-K


You gotta do it, man.


Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever——can't do it.  Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1 M-R-AH1 B-ER0 Y-UH1-R G-L-UW1 W-AH0 T-EH1-K V-ER0 T-AH0-N D-UW1 IH1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1 G-IH1 M-IY0 B-AE1 K-M-AY1 P-AH1-K


Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!

Y-EH1-S HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T CH-ER0 IY1 G-IH1 M-IY0


Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 N-OW1 R-AH1-F HH-OW1-L D-IH0 NG-IH0-N M-AY1 ER0


GIVE ME MY PUCK!!


...Now


Oh, look, wish me luck!


What for?


I'm gonna go get one of those  job things.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z JH-AA1-B TH-IH1-NG-Z


Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That's good right?

OW1 AY1 T-OW1-L-D DH-AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0 T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-AE1-T F-AY1-V TH-AE1-T-S G-UH1 D-R-AY1-T


You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!

Y-UW1 AO1-R D-ER0 D-AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0-T


What? He's gonna be dressed as a baby!  Oh hi Mrs. Green!

W-AH1-T HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 D-R-EH1-S T-AE1 Z-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 OW1 HH-AY1 M-IH1 S-IH0-Z G-R-IY1-N


Hi!


Yes, thank you so much. And again, we're so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.

Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-AH0-N D-AH0 G-EH1 N-W-ER0 S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1 D-N-AA1-T F-IY1 L-W-ER1 S-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Try. There's my little girl.

T-R-AY1 DH-EH1-R Z-M-AY1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L


She's still mad.


Yeah I know. Isn't it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T G-R-EY1 T-W-AH1 N-L-EH1-S P-ER1 S-AH0 N-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1-K S-M-AO1-L T-AO1 K-W-IH1-DH


Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too. It-it doesn't bother you?

F-IY1 B-IY0 S-AE1-N D-R-AH0 S-M-AE1 D-AE1 T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 IH1 T-IH0-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T B-AA1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1


Oh, that's very—Really very-very okay.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S V-EH2 R-IY0 EH1 R-AH0 L-IY0 V-ER0 AY1 V-ER0 IY0 OW2 K-EY1


Julie's cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, that's about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.

JH-UW1 L-IY0-Z S-ER1 V-IH0-K S-IH1-Z D-AY0 L-EY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N S-EH1-N T-AH0 M-IY2 T-ER0-Z TH-AE1-T S-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AO1-R F-IH1-NG G-ER0-Z DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 F-IY1 L-IH1 T-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Have you felt Rachel's cervix Ross?

HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 F-EH1-L T-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z S-ER1 V-IH0-K S-R-AA1-S


No, I don't think we'll be doing that.

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-EH1-L B-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


We're not gonna do that.

W-ER0 N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Well, if you like you can feel Rachel's and then feel mine to compare.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-IY1-L R-EY1 CH-IH0-L Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N F-IY1-L M-AY1-N T-UW1 K-AH0-M P-EH1-R


Am I interrupting?


Uh yes! Thank you.


Oh. Oh wait no.


Oh uh, I'm sorry.


Try feeding her again.

T-R-AY1 F-IY1 D-IH0-NG HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


I already fed her.


I know, that’s why I said again!

AY1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 AY1 S-EH1 D-AH0 G-EH1-N


Hey.


Phoebe! Rachel! It's Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice!  Oh.

F-IY1 B-IY0 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-T S-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D P-AA1 S-AH0 B-L-IY0 N-IY1 D-M-IY1 F-AO1 R-AA1-N S-AH1-CH SH-AO1-R T-N-OW1 T-AH0 S-OW1


Oh Monica, we are so sorry.

OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-IY1 AA1-R S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0


For what?


Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.

W-EH1-L F-ER1-S-T F-AO1-R F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-R-AY1 D-AH0-L SH-AW1 ER0


And then for forgetting to invite you to it.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N F-AO1-R F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG T-UW1 IH2-N V-AY1 T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 IH1-T


You al-you already had it?

Y-UW1 AE1 L-Y-AH0 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 HH-AE1 D-IH1-T


Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 K-AO1-L D-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R F-OW1-N B-UH1 K-AH0-N D-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-EY1-M B-AH1 T-IH1-T T-UH1 K-AH1-S S-OW1 L-AO1-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R DH-AE1-T TH-EY1 DH-IY0 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 L-IY1-V


Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don't have either.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-IH1-G S-ER0 P-R-AY1 Z-AH0-N D-AH0 G-R-EY1-T SH-AW1 ER0 AH0-N D-N-AW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-IY1 DH-ER0


We ruined everything.

W-IY1 R-UW1 AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Well no, wait a minute, that's not true!

W-EH1-L N-OW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T T-R-UW1


No, what did, that was really sweet.

N-OW1 W-AH1-T D-IH1-D DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-W-IY1-T


And it kinda works out for the best.

AH0-N D-IH1-T K-IH1-N D-AH0 W-ER1-K S-AW1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T


What do you, what do you mean?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N


Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love!

W-EH1-L N-AW1 AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1-S P-EH1-N D-M-AY1 SH-AW1 ER0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AH1-V


I mean, I get all those presents  without having to talk to people I don't even like!

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 G-EH1 T-AO1-L DH-OW1-Z P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T S-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-L-AY1-K


Surprise


Monica.


I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T S-R-EY1 N-IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 AH0-N F-EH1-R


Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off.

W-EH1 L-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-R-AY1-T S-AY1 D-N-AW1 Y-UW1 W-OW1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-IY1 AO1-L DH-IY1-Z P-EY2 L-IY0 AH0-N T-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IH0-S-T S-W-IH1-DH DH-EH1-R SH-ER1-T S-AO1-F


Not you guys.


You got it going on!


So, what are we gonna do today?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 T-AH0 D-EY1


They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.

DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-EY1 M-R-UW1-M D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R-Z P-IH1-NG P-AO1 NG-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F


Ping pong?  Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!

P-IH1-NG P-AO1-NG HH-AH1 N-IY0 DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V P-IH1-NG P-AO1 NG-L-EH1-T-S P-L-EY1


I don't think so!


Why not?


Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 K-AH0-M P-EH1 T-AH0 T-IH0 V-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0-N D-W-EH1 L-AY1 S-EY1 IH1-T-S K-Y-UW1 T-AH1 DH-ER0-Z D-IH0 S-AH0 G-R-IY1 AH0-N D-IH1 M-L-AY1 IH0-NG


I'm not always that bad!

IH1-M N-AA1 T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z DH-AE1-T B-AE1-D


Oh,


I punched you...?


And...?


... Phoebe...?


... and...?


I clunked your heads together!

AY1 K-L-AH1-NG-K T-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D-Z T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.

S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 AA1 AY1-S K-EH1-R D-Y-UW1 IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Oh, that's okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T CH-EH1 K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 M-AH0 S-AA1 ZH-ER0


Yeah.


Hey!


I tried to reach you at work. There's....been a fire.

AY1 T-R-AY1-D T-UW1 R-IY1 CH-Y-UW1 AE1 T-W-ER1-K TH-EH1-R S-IY2 B-AH0 N-AH0 F-AY1 ER0


What?! Oh my...  Oh my God!! What happened?!

W-AH1 T-OW1 M-AY1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Well, we believe it originated here.  In the Aroma Room.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1 T-ER0 IH1 JH-AH0 N-EY2 T-AH0-D HH-IY1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 ER0 OW1 M-AH0 R-UW1-M


Well, the giraffe's okay. And so is the pirate.

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 JH-ER0 AE1-F S-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N-D S-OW1 IH1-Z DH-AH0 P-AY1 R-AH0-T


Ohh. What is this?


Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!

OW1 DH-EH1-TH F-AA1-S T-ER0 P-AH1 P-AH0-T-S


Hey! How long until Pete's fight?

HH-EY1 HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-AH0-N T-IH1-L P-IY1-T-S F-AY1-T


Oh, about five minutes. Right now they're interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.

OW1 AH0 B-AW1-T F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 TH-EH1 R-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 IH0-NG HH-IH1 Z-AH0 P-OW1 N-AH0-N T-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 HH-IY1 T-R-EY1-N-Z B-AY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 IH0 R-AA1 N-AH0-N-D P-UH1 L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 AA1-R-M Z-AO1-F TH-IY1-V-Z


Hot dog?


So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?

S-OW1 R-AA1-S HH-AW1 AH1-M HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1 W-IH1-DH B-AA1 N-IY0


I gotta tell you, I-I wasn't expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now, but she's really terrific.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 IY1 W-AO1-S T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 AE1 T-AO1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-AO1-S T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 B-AH1-T SH-EH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 T-ER0 IH1 F-IH0-K


Ohh, that's too bad!


No, I-I'm saying I liked her.

N-OW1 AY1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 L-AY1-K-T HH-ER0


Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.

Y-AE1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AH1 DH-ER0 F-IH1 SH-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IY1


Pheebs, I think she's great. Okay? We're going out again.

F-IY1-B Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1-S G-R-EY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-EY1 P-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH1-V T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-EH1-L-S


Hey! Which one's my turkey burger?

HH-EY1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1-N Z-M-AY1 T-ER1 K-IY0 B-ER1 G-ER0


Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry.

AA1 DH-AH0 W-AH1-N N-EH1-K-S-T T-UW1 M-AY1 F-UH1-T S-AA1 R-IY0


Hey, the fight's starting!

HH-EY1 DH-AH0 F-AY1-T-S-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG


Okay, we'll be right in.  So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1 T-IH0-N S-OW1 AA1 D-IH1 D-Y-AO1-R B-AA1-S T-R-AY1 T-UW1 S-L-AE1 P-Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N T-AH0 D-EY1


Nine times!


Okay, I had to put on lotion!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-L-OW1 SH-AH0-N


But, it's gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I'm conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.

B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AE1 Z-AH1-V T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 IH1-M K-AH0-N D-AH1-K T-IH0 NG-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1 R-AH0 M-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-IH1 F-AO1-L G-OW1 Z-AE1-Z P-L-AE1-N D-M-AY1 B-AH1 T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 S-M-AE1-K F-R-IY1


Fight's over!


Okay, okay, here she comes!  How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn't want to get married?

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1-R SH-IY1 K-AH1-M-Z HH-AW1 D-UW1 AY1 L-UH1-K D-UW1 AY1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1 K-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy.  I never noticed that before.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AO1-L S-OW0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AY1 K-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-CH G-AY1 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 N-OW1 T-AH0-S-T DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Hi guys!


What are you up too?


Oh, just hanging out, talkin' about uh, websites.

OW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-AW1-T T-AA1 K-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1 W-EH1-B S-AY2-T-S


Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 S-AO1 DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0 NG-W-EH1-B S-AY2 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AH0-N-D HH-AW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N N-EH1 S-AH0 S-EH2 R-IY0 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0-N-D HH-AW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0 W-EY1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 G-AH1 V-ER0 M-AH0-N-T T-UW1 K-IY1-P T-AE1-B Z-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Yeah, Big Brother.


Well that's a little crazy. Although I am y'know glad to hear that you're branching out on what you look at on the Internet.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AO2-L DH-OW1 AY1 AE1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 G-L-AE1-D T-UW1 HH-IY1-R DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R B-R-AE1-N CH-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AA1 N-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 IH1-N T-ER0 N-EH2-T


Yeah, well… Y'know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-M-IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-OW1 W-AY1 W-UH1 D-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D HH-AH1


Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!

W-AY1 T-UW1 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2 T-Y-AO1-R R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P T-UW1 S-AH0 L-IH1 D-AH0 F-AY2 Y-AO1-R K-AH0 M-IH1 T-M-AH0-N-T T-UW1 D-IH0 K-L-EH1 R-Y-AO1-R L-AH1-V F-AO1 R-W-AH1 N-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


Eh


Okay well that's good to know.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S G-UH1-D T-UW1 N-OW1


The Mr. Bowmont's here!!!

DH-AH0 M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-OW1 M-AA2-N-T-S HH-IY1-R


Oh that's great, my friend Joey's in the movie business.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D JH-OY1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S


Y'know who I ran into from school? Howie.

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-UW1 AY1 R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 F-R-AH1-M-S K-UW1-L HH-AW1 IY0


My friend's name is Joey.

M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-N-EY1 M-IH1-Z JH-OW1 IY0


Apparently Howie's editing now.

AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 HH-AW1 IY0 Z-EH1 D-AH0 T-IH0-NG N-AW1


Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie.

Y-AE1 HH-EH1 HH-IY0 K-AO1-L Z-M-IY1 AH1 P-AH0-N D-AE1-S-K S-M-IY1 IH1-F HH-IY1 K-AE1 N-EH1 D-AH0 T-M-AY1 N-UW1 M-UW1 V-IY0


Can you believe that?!


Y'know I-I-I haven't spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!

IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 W-IY0 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T-S P-OW1 K-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-IH1 M-IH0 N-L-AY1-K T-EH1 N-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 AE1-S-K S-M-IY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0


Yeah, I've always hated that Howie.

Y-AE1 AY1 V-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-EY1 T-AH0-D DH-AE1-T HH-AW1 IY0


No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!

N-OW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG M-AE1 N-AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH1-V K-AA1 F-IY0 F-ER1-S-T


The nerve huh?


Yeah!


Refill?


Hey! How you doing?


Good! Good, long time no see.

G-UH1-D G-UH1 D-L-AO1-NG T-AY1-M N-OW1 S-IY1


Like your sweater.


Oh hey, right back at ya.


Oh, it's crazy about Rachel huh?

OW1 IH1-T-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-AH1


Yeah. She—Well, she's one crazy lady?

Y-AE1 SH-EH1 W-EH0-L SH-EH1 S-W-AH1-N K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 L-EY1 D-IY0


So whose is it?


Umm, I don't some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.

AH1 M-AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-AH1 M-IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N G-AY1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-EH1 D-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-L-EY1 B-AH0-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Okay.


He is so weird.


You wanna fool around with Joey?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 F-UW1 L-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0


You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't    get it out of my head!

Y-UW1 N-OW1 EH1 V-ER0 S-IH1-N S-AY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1-T D-R-IY1 M-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D K-AE1-N-T G-EH1 T-IH1 T-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-AY1 HH-EH1-D


And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!

AH0-N D-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L D-UW1 IH1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?

HH-UW1 HH-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AA1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z DH-AE1-T JH-AH1-S-T F-UW1 L-ER0 AW1-N-D


Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.

OW1 K-EY1 AO1-F DH-AH0 T-AA1 P-AH1 V-M-AY1 HH-EH1-D D-AA1 N-AH0-N-D JH-AE1 N-AH0-T


Who, who are they?


I know them from work.


Both of them?


No, one of them...


Which one?


I don't know, what were the names I just said?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-ER0 DH-AH0 N-EY1-M Z-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D


Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG-Z K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 K-EY2 T-AH0-D


All right, all right, you're right

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T


What the hell are you cooking!

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-UH1 K-IH0-NG


Oh my God! How did you get back here?!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K HH-IY1-R


Fire alarm?  Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?

F-AY1 ER0 AH0 L-AA1-R M-OW1 HH-AY1 AO2 F-IH0 S-ER1 F-IY0 R-AH0-N K-AE1-N K-AE2 N-AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1


We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.

W-IY1 F-AW1-N D-Y-AO1-R F-AY1 ER0 AH0 L-AA1-R M-IH0-N DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-SH SH-UW1-T


That's not mine.


Yes it is.


Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!

OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW0 OW1 K-EY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 S-ER1 CH-W-AO1 R-AH0-N-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 CH-EH1-K-T DH-IH1 S-W-AA1-Z-S T-IH1 L-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0


Please reattach this, it's against the law to disconnect them.

P-L-IY1 Z-R-IY1 AH0 T-AE1-CH DH-IH1 S-IH1-T S-AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T DH-AH0 L-AO1 T-UW1 D-IH0-S K-AH0 N-EH1-K-T DH-EH1-M


Fine!  But please God.. tell me how to stop them from going off!

F-AY1-N B-AH1-T P-L-IY1-Z G-AA1-D T-EH1-L M-IY1 HH-AW1 T-UW1-S T-AA1-P DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-AO1-F


There's a reset button under the plastic cover.

DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 R-IY0 S-EH1-T B-AH1 T-AH0 N-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-S T-IH0-K K-AH1 V-ER0


There's a reset button?!

DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 R-IY0 S-EH1-T B-AH1 T-AH0-N


My God!


Why didn't I see that!

W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AY1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T


Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button?

R-IY0 S-EH1-T B-AH1 T-AH0 N-R-IY0 S-EH1-T B-AH1 T-AH0 N-W-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-AH0 R-IY0 S-EH1-T B-AH1 T-AH0-N


Oh here it is!


Oh!


Ohh, God!


Four letters: "Circle or hoop".

F-AO1-R L-EH1 T-ER0-Z S-ER1 K-AH0 L-AO1-R HH-UW1-P


Ring dammit, ring!


Thanks.


Hey, you know our phone's not working?

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AW1 ER0 F-OW1-N Z-N-AA1 T-W-ER1 K-IH0-NG


What?!


I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.

AY1 T-R-AY1-D T-UW1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 SH-AA1 P-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-N-OW1 AE1-N S-ER0


I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off!

AY1 T-ER1-N D-IH1 T-AO1 F-M-AH1 DH-ER0 AH1-V G-AA1 D-AY1 T-ER1-N D-IH1 T-AO1-F


Just like you told her you did!  ... Just pointing out the irony.

JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L-D HH-ER0 Y-UW1 D-IH1-D JH-AH1-S-T P-OY1-N T-IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-AH0 AY1 R-AH0 N-IY0


Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?

HH-EY1 S-OW1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-EH1-N T-AH0 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1 T-AH0-N-D T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AO1-R M-AE2 N-AY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-ER0 Z-N-EY1-M K-AE1 N-AY1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


Nngghhh!!!!!!!


Can I use your phone?  Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please.

K-AE1 N-AY1 Y-UW1 Z-Y-AO1-R F-OW1 N-Y-AE1 DH-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 F-AO1 R-AH0 S-IH1 D-N-IY0 M-AA1-R-K-S P-L-IY1-Z


"Heating device."


Radiator.


Five letters.


Rdtor.


Yeah, is Sidney there?  Oh, this is?  Sidney's a woman.

Y-AE1 IH1-Z S-IH1 D-N-IY0 DH-EH1 R-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-IH1 D-N-IY0 Z-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N


Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-EY1 T-Y-AO1-R T-ER1-N


Well, how long do you think it'll be?

W-EH1-L HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1


Any minute now.


Hey.


Hey! Any good mail?


Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor's Guild.

Y-EH1 S-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0-S K-R-IY1 N-AE1-K T-ER0-Z G-IH1-L-D


Ooh, it's probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I'm kinda….

UW1 IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 AH0 R-IH0 Z-IH1 JH-UW0 AH0-L CH-EH1-K HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 OW1 P-AH0 N-IH1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 IH1-M K-IH1-N D-AH0


"Benefits lapsed."


Hmm that's weird. I don't remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.

HH-AH1-M TH-AE1-T S-W-IH1-R D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 B-IY1 IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH0 M-UW1-V K-AO1-L-D B-EH1 N-AH0 F-IH0-T S-L-AE1-P-S-T


Okay, it's not a check. They're saying your health insurance expired because, you didn't work enough last year.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 CH-EH1-K TH-EH1-R S-EY1 IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-L TH-IH0-N SH-UH1 R-AH0-N S-IH0-K-S P-AY1-R-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-ER1 K-IH0 N-AH1 F-L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1-R


Let me see that!


All right.


Oh, I can't believe this!

OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S


This sucks!


And it wouldn't matter.

AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0


Now I gotta be careful?

N-AW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IY1 K-EH1-R F-AH0-L


I'm sorry man, there's never a good time to  stop catching on fire.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AE1-N DH-EH1-R Z-N-EH1 V-ER0 AH0 G-UH1-D T-AY1-M T-UW1-S T-AA1-P K-AE1 CH-IH0 NG-AA1-N F-AY1 ER0


All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I'm gonna go see my agent.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 JH-AA1 B-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 S-IY1 M-AY1 EY1 JH-AH0-N-T


Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.

OW2 K-EY1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 L-UH1-K B-OW1 TH-W-EY1-Z B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-R-AO1-S DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1-T


I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V F-IY1 B-IY0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V HH-ER0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.

AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 K-IH1-S F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AY1 L-EH1-F T-AH0 R-UW1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S T-UW1 B-AE1-D DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-IY1 AH1-S HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K-S


Do you know anything about women?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


No.


That's all right.


Okay.


Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 S-EH1-N T-R-AH0-L P-AA1-R K-AH0-N D-R-EH1-N T-AH0-D B-OW1-T-S DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z F-AH1-N


Yeah. He could row like a viking.

Y-AE1 HH-IY1 K-UH1 D-R-OW1 L-AY1 K-AH0 V-AY1 K-IH0-NG


Hi.


Mmm.


So how'd it go?


Oh, y'know..


Did he mention us?


He said he's really gonna miss you guys.

HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 R-AH1-F D-EY1 HH-AH1 CH-ER0 IY1


...love you.


Are you're hands still wet?

AA1 R-Y-UH1-R HH-AE1-N-D-Z-S T-IH1 L-W-EH1-T


Uh, moist, yeah.


Let's dry 'em again.


Oh my God! Oh my God!!


Still crying?


Like a


Y'know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 N-OW1 AH1-V T-UW1 S-ER0 F-IY1 R-W-EY1-Z T-UW1 SH-AH1 T-AH0 M-AE1 N-AH1 P-AH0-N D-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-IH1-Z S-EH1-K-S


What's the other one?


I don't know, I've never had to use the other one.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1-N


I'm just saying y'know, if we're having sex, he's not gonna be talking.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K-S HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG


Oh that's right.


You're the talker.


Anyway uh, great idea!

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AH1 G-R-EY1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.

AH1 M-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0-S T-AO1 R-AY1 T-OW1-L-D HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-UH1-D B-AY1 HH-IH1-M S-AH1-M M-AO1-R T-IH1 S-Y-UW2-Z


Oh, we have some


No you don't!


Okay, yeah.  Triple A can pick us up.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-AE1 T-R-IH1 P-AH0 L-AH0 K-AE1-N P-IH1 K-AH1 S-AH1-P


Yeah, what town are we near?

Y-AE1 W-AH1-T T-AW1 N-AA1 R-W-IY1 N-IH1-R


Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?

F-R-IY1 M-AA2-N T-W-EH1-S T-W-EH2-S T-M-AH0-N T-AA1 W-EH1-S-T B-ER0-G


Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we're on?

DH-EH1 N-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 IH0-NG D-UW1 Y-UW1 AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-R-UW1 T-W-ER0 AA1-N


Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 AA1-R D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AA1 N-R-UW1-T T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0-N


Okay.  We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay.  There is no Route 27.   Okay, either 93 or 76?

OW2 K-EY1 W-IY1 AA1 R-AE1 T-AH0 R-EH1-S-T-S T-AA1 P-AA1 N-R-UW1-T T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 R-UW1-T T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1 IY1 DH-ER0 N-AY1-N T-IY0 TH-R-IY1 AO1-R S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 S-IH1-K-S


I don't know, I'm sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-L-EH1-P T-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 D-R-OW1 V-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93?

HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1-N-D S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 AH1 P-AH0-N-D D-AW1-N S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 S-IH1-K S-AH0-N-D CH-EH1 K-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 R-EH1-S-T-S T-AA1 P-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-AO1-L S-OW0 N-AY1-N T-IY0 TH-R-IY1


Okay!


Yeah, no they don't do that.

Y-AE1 N-OW1 DH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.

AH1 G-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 W-IH1-L K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D S-EY1 V-AH1-S


Who?


I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D K-AO1-L R-AA1 S-M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AH0 K-AA1 R-AH0-N-D K-AH1-M P-IH1 K-AH1 S-AH1-P


No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH0 K-AA1 R-W-IH1 DH-R-AA1 S-W-IY1 W-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-AY1-V HH-IY1-R


No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you'll have to think of something else.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH0 K-AA1 R-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-Y-UW1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S


Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.

OW1 G-UH1 D-OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AA1-R B-AE1-K


So the going for help went well?

S-OW1 DH-AH0 G-OW1 IH0-NG F-AO1-R HH-EH1-L P-W-EH1-N T-W-EH1-L


I'm telling you man, I saw it.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 M-AE1 N-AY1 S-AO1 IH1-T


Yeah, well, you're wrong! Okay, you're wrong.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R R-AO1 NG-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UH1-R R-AO1-NG


I'm not wrong! I wish I was. I'm sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

IH1-M N-AA1 T-R-AO1 NG-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-EH1-T DH-AE1-T B-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 M-EH1 N-AH0 M-AH0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T S-AW1-N-D S-OW1 B-AE1 D-N-AW1 HH-AH1


I know.


Let's try a look…of far off…wonderment.

L-EH1-T-S T-R-AY1 AH0 L-UH1 K-AO0-F F-AA1 R-AO1 F-W-ER2-N D-M-AH0-N-T


Okay, we'll-we'll gaze into our future and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-W-EH2-L G-EY1 Z-IH0-N T-UW1 AW1 ER0 F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0 AH0-N D-W-EH1-L TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 D-EY1-Z T-UW1 K-AH1-M


Chandler!


What is the matter with your face?!

W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R F-EY1-S


I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!"

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-IH1-S P-IH1-K CH-ER0 IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 S-EY1 G-EH1 L-ER0 AH0-N-D B-IH1-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-N-AA1 T-L-OW1 K-AH0 L-W-UH1 M-AH0-N S-EY1-V-Z D-R-AW1 N-IH0-NG M-AO1 R-AA2-N


Hey!


Don't laugh at him!


He's


We're gonna find love!


Definitely!


Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.

Y-AE1 IH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 K-AA1-N F-AH0 D-AH0-N T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


That's what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler!

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-M-EY1-K S-IH1-T S-OW1 IY1 Z-IY0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 B-IY1 EY1 T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1-R M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.

IH1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 N-AY1-S T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-EH2 R-AH0-N T-IY1 DH-OW1


What do you mean?


Well y'know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they're 40, they marry each other.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 S-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L M-EY1-K D-IY1-L Z-W-IH1 DH-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-L-AY1 K-IH1 F-N-IY1 DH-ER0 AH1-V DH-EH1 M-AA1-R M-EH1 R-IY0-D B-AY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1-M TH-EH1-R F-AO1-R T-IY0 DH-EY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


You mean a backup?


Exactly!


Yeah, yeah I got that.


You do?


Hm-mmm


Who?


Yeah!


Are you serious?!


Yeah, I locked him years ago!

Y-AE1 AY1 L-AA1-K-T HH-IH1 M-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1


Wh… So… If neither of you are married by the time you're 40, you're gonna marry Joey.

W-AH1 S-OW1 IH1 F-N-IY1 DH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-UW1 AA1-R M-EH1 R-IY0-D B-AY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-Y-UW1 AA1-R F-AO1-R T-IY0 Y-UW1 AA1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EH1 R-IY0 JH-OW1 IY0


Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.

Y-EH1 P-W-IY1 SH-UH1 K-AA1 N-IH1 T-Y-AE1 B-AH1-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T HH-AW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1-L DH-AH0 D-IY1-L


Oh, seriously?


Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?

Y-AE1 AH1 W-AH1 T-AE1 M-AY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


Yeah, I'm sorry man.  You wanna go watch?

Y-AE1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 W-AA1-CH


Good morning.


Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?

HH-AY1 T-AE1-G HH-EY1 S-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V F-AH1 N-W-IH1 DH-AH1 W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.

OW1 Y-AE1 W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 N-IH1-K-S G-EY1-M


Ohh that's nice.


Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!

DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-IH1-S B-AA1 R-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AH1 S-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Wo-women? You mean like old women?

W-AW1 M-AH0 N-Y-UW1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1 K-OW1-L D-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Well kinda old, like 30.

W-EH1-L K-IH1-N D-AH0 OW1-L D-L-AY1-K TH-ER1 D-IY0


Oh.


And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.

AH0-N D-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 G-ER1-L Z-IH0-N B-AA1-R-Z B-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-L-AY1-K T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-OW1-N N-AH1-M B-ER0 Z-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


That's great! Wow man, so Joey must've really taught you some stuff huh?

TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-W-AW1 M-AE1-N S-OW1 JH-OW1 IY0 M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 T-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M-S T-AH1-F HH-AH1


A little.


Yeah?


How you doin'?


Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 AA1-R S-OW1 P-R-AW1 D-AH1 V-Y-UW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


I know.


So does it really hurt as bad as they say?

S-OW1 D-AH1 Z-IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-ER1 T-AE1-Z B-AE1 D-AE1-Z DH-EY1 S-EY1


What did you just say?


You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

Y-UW1 R-OW1 L-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 HH-AA1-R D-EY1 T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D HH-IY1-R T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Are you serious?!


I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.

AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 L-AH1-V D-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1 Z-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it!

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 IH1 F-AE1 N-EY1-T K-AH1-M Z-AH1 P-W-IY1 T-EY1 K-IH1 T-AE1 Z-AH0 S-AY1 N-AH0-N D-W-IY1 D-UW1 IH1-T


What do you say?


Okay!


Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 F-AO1 R-AH0-N D-W-EH1 R-W-EH2-R-Z DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1-N


It went under the table.

IH1 T-W-EH1-N T-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Nobody move!  Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!

N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 M-UW1 V-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 IH1-L L-UH1-K DH-IH1 S-W-EY1


Here it is! Here it is!

HH-IY1 R-IH1 T-IH1-Z HH-IY1 R-IH1 T-IH1-Z


That could be a four or a five. It's your call.

DH-AE1-T K-UH1-D B-IY1 AH0 F-AO1 R-AO1 R-AH0 F-AY1 V-IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R K-AO1-L


It's a four.


I think so too.


Well that's it. I'm done. Whew!  There come the meat sweats.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-IH1-M D-AH1 N-W-UW1 DH-EH1-R K-AH1-M DH-AH0 M-IY1-T S-W-EH1-T-S


Well Joey, we're all…we're all very proud of you.

W-EH1-L JH-OW1 IY0 W-ER0 AO1 L-W-EH2 R-AO1-L V-EH1 R-IY0 P-R-AW1 D-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-AH0 K-AO1-L F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0 D-EH2-N T-EH1 N-IY0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-N-AW1


Is there anything we can do for you?

IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-IY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


No just, nobody press on my stomach.

N-OW1 JH-AH1-S T-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 P-R-EH1 S-AA1-N M-AY1-S T-AH1 M-AH0-K


You can keep those pants by the way.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N K-IY1-P DH-OW1-Z P-AE1-N-T-S B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?

W-EY1 HH-AW2 W-EH2-TH D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T P-AY1


Yeah, you want some?


Ah, just cut me a little sliver.

AA1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 T-M-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-L-IH1 V-ER0


Little bigger.


Are you afraid you're gonna run out?!

AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0 F-R-EY1 D-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 R-AH1 N-AW1-T


Cut me a real piece!


Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?

F-IY1 B-IY0 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1-W HH-AE2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


I need to talk to you, it's pretty urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.

AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 IH1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 ER1 JH-AH0-N T-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Oh my God!


Of course, of course.


Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment?

AH1 M-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1 Z-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Umm, do you know each other's hometowns?

AH1-M D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0-Z HH-OW1-M T-AW2-N-Z


Well, umm, not much.


So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?

S-OW1 K-UH1 D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-M-UW1 V-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L D-EY1-Z


Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?

AH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 Y-AE1 SH-UH1-R B-AH1 T-W-UW1 HH-AE2-T S-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Nothing..Why?


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!

F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-ER1 JH-AH0-N-T


Oh yeah it is! I'm going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 Z-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S T-AA1-R-T S-IH0 N-L-AY1-K F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-L-AE1 S-R-UW2-M F-UH1 L-AH1-V-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N-T-S


Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-OW1 R-UW1-D D-AH1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AH1-M T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0-Z


Look, look, there's got to be a way we can work past this.

L-UH1 K-L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R-Z G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 W-EY1 W-IY1 K-AE1 N-W-ER1-K P-AE1-S-T DH-IH1-S


Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart.

W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R-M Z-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R F-EY1 S-AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S HH-AA1-R-T


Your good heart Rach,  and, and....

Y-AO1-R G-UH1-D HH-AA1-R T-R-AE1 CH-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D


No.


I can't, you're a totally different person to me now.

AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UH1 R-AH0 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T P-ER1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 M-IY1 N-AW1


I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.

AY1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AE1-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 HH-ER1 T-M-IY1 EH1 V-ER0


God, and now I just can't stop picturing with her, I can't,  it doesn't matter what you say, or what you do, Ross.

G-AA1 D-AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T-S T-AA1-P P-IH1-K CH-ER0 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AY1 K-AE1-N T-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EY1 AO1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 R-AA1-S


It's just changed, everything.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T CH-EY1-N-JH D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Forever.


Yeah, but this can't be it, I mean.

Y-AE1 B-AH1-T DH-IH1-S K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 IH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


Then how come it is?


Windows are clean, candels are lit.

W-IH1-N D-OW0 Z-AA1-R K-L-IY1-N K-AE1-N D-AH0-L Z-AA1-R L-IH1-T


Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt.

AH1 B-EH1-L-T-S T-UW1 T-AY1-T G-AA1 T-AH0 CH-EY1-N-JH DH-AH0 B-EH1-L-T


Did I turn the fish?


No, cause I made lasagne.

N-OW1 K-AA1 Z-AY1 M-EY1 D-L-AA0 S-AA1 N-Y-AH0


Am I out of control?


Just a touch.


Mon, I don't understand.

M-OW1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms?

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N D-EY1 T-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S G-AY1 S-IH1-N S-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T HH-IH1 Z-M-IH1-D T-ER2-M-Z


I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-OW1 OW1


What?


Could tonight be the Night?

K-UH1-D T-AH0 N-AY1-T B-IY1 DH-AH0 N-AY1-T


I don't know.


Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know.

L-UH1-K HH-IY1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T G-AY1 AH0-N D-AY1 L-AH1-V B-IY1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Things happen, and they happen.

TH-IH1-NG-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


You don't plan these things.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T P-L-AE1-N DH-IY1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z


So, did you shave your legs?

S-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 SH-EY1 V-Y-AO1-R L-EH1-G-Z


Yeah.


Ross!


Okay, Raymond, Joey you're up.

OW2 K-EY1 R-EY1 M-AH0-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UH1 R-AH1-P


Hi!


Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready.

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 W-EH1-L L-EH1-T-S T-R-AY1 W-AH1 N-W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R R-EH1 D-IY0


Is there a problem?


Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-UW1 D-AH0-L S-UW1 P-AH0-N D-AH1 AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW2


But that's okay, no problem.

B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


No problem.


Hmm, noodle soup.


Y'know, that's-that's fine, but the line is, "Hmm, soup."

IH1 K-N-OW0 TH-AE1-T-S T-AE2-T-S F-AY1-N B-AH1-T DH-AH0 L-AY1 N-IH1-Z HH-AH1-M S-UW1-P


Oh, what did I say?


How's that different?  Oh! Yeah!

HH-AW1-Z DH-AE1-T D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-OW1 Y-AE1


All right, let's try one.


Okay. Let's do it again.

OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S D-UW1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Okay.


Hmm, soup.  I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!

HH-AH1-M S-UW1 P-AY1 M-IY1-N N-UW1 D-AH0-L S-UW1 P-AY1 M-IY1-N S-UW1-P


COME ON!!!!


Y'know what? We need to move on.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-W-IY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 M-UW1 V-AA1-N


No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look!  Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit!

N-OW1 N-OW1 IY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1 T-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R T-AY1-M S-IY1 L-UH1-K HH-AH1-M N-UW1 D-AH0-L S-UW1-P D-AE1 M-AH0-N-T


Okay. Just give us a second. Ross!

OW2 K-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-AH1 S-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-R-AA1-S


Yeah?


Give her some money.


I really think they're out of rooms.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-EH1 R-AW1 T-AH1 V-R-UW1-M-Z


They're not!! Ross, they're just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!

TH-EH1-R N-AA1 T-R-AA1-S TH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 V-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M F-AO1-R DH-AH0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1 W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0 D-EH2-N-T


Well then we'd be in a lot of trouble, you don't know where any countries are.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-D B-IY1 IH0 N-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V T-R-AH1 B-AH0 L-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 K-AH1-N T-R-IY0 Z-AA1-R


Uh, say would you umm… Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have  opened up?

AH1 S-EY1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 AH1 M-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 M-AY1-N-D CH-EH1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1-N T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 F-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-M P-R-AY1 V-AH0 T-R-UW1-M Z-M-EY1 HH-AE1 V-OW1 P-AH0-N D-AH1-P


This is a hospital.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0-L


Y'know what?


I'd have to say I really don't care for your tone.

IH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EY1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R T-OW1-N


And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to—Whoa!

AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0 L-IH0-N DH-IH1-S S-IH1 T-IY0 AH0-N D-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M T-OW1 HH-OW1 AH0


Oh gosh!


What-what?


Would you like to see a semi-private room?

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 S-IY1 AH0 S-EH2 M-IH0 P-R-AY1 AH0-S T-R-UW1-M


Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.

Y-AE1 IH1-T K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-ER1-T T-UW1 L-UH1-K


I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0 N-IH1-F D-AA1-G-Z D-UW1 IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S JH-EH1 T-L-AE1-G DH-EH1-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-AH1-M S-EH1 V-AH0-N D-AO1 G-Y-IH1-R-Z T-UW1 W-AH1-N HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R TH-IH1-NG DH-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-AH0 D-AO1-G F-L-AY1-Z F-R-AH1-M N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K T-UW1 L-OW1 S-AE1-N JH-AH0 L-IH0-S HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S T-L-UW1-Z TH-R-IY1 AW1 ER0-Z HH-IY1 L-UW1 Z-AH0 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 W-IY1 K-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1-F


That's funny. Who are they?

TH-AE1-T-S F-AH1 N-IY0 HH-UW1 AA1-R DH-EY1


The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend.

DH-AH0 B-L-AA1-N D-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH1 Z-M-AY1 IH0-G S-W-AY1 F-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N T-AH1 CH-IH0-NG HH-ER0 IH1-Z HH-ER0 K-L-OW1-S P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L F-R-EH1-N-D


You mean they're lovers.


If you wanna put a label on it.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1 T-AH0 L-EY1 B-AH0 L-AA1 N-IH1-T


Wow, uh, anything else I should know?

W-AW1 AH1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-EH1-L S-AY1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1


Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.

OW1 G-AA1 D-R-AA1 S-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Okay, quick and painful.

OW2 K-EY1 K-W-IH1 K-AH0-N-D P-EY1-N F-AH0-L


Oh, what? What-what?


Y'know Marcel?


...Yeah?


Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him.

W-EH1 L-AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-L-AO1-S-T HH-IH1-M


Hi!


How are ya?


Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guy's cell phone?

AH1-M F-IY1-B Z-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1 S-W-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IY1-P DH-AH0 AH1 DH-AH0 K-Y-UW1-T G-AY1-Z S-EH1-L F-OW1-N


Yeah.


Yeah!


And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!

AH0-N-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 P-ER1 S-AH0-N-D-S T-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


You stole the phone!


No I didn't!


No? So you're saying that if I called it, it wouldn't ring?

N-OW1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-AO1-L D-IH1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-R-IH1-NG


Phoebe!


It's not here.


Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don't you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?

P-AH1 Z-L-ER0 AH0 B-IH1 T-AH1 V-AH0 P-AH1 Z-AH0 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 AH1-M CH-EH1-K DH-AH0 K-AA1 P-IY0 R-UW1-M M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 L-EH1-F-T DH-AH0 K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K-T S-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


How could I have left them in the copy room?

HH-AW1 K-UH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-L-EH1-F-T DH-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AA1 P-IY0 R-UW1-M


I don't know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It's not a perfect world! Just go please.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 T-AE1-G HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-Y-AO1-R JH-EH1 N-AH0 T-AH0-L Z-M-EY1-K F-OW1-N K-AO1-L Z-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-W-ER1-L-D JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 P-L-IY1-Z


Fine.


How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!

HH-AW1 Y-AA1 D-OY1 N-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M G-UH1-D T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-AA1


This will be your phone.


That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.

TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1-T B-AH1 T-AH1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-L-Z


No you answer it and take pledges.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 IH1 T-AH0-N-D T-EY1-K P-L-EH1 JH-IH0-Z


But I'm the host!


No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.

N-OW1 G-EH1 R-IY0 K-AA1 L-IH0-N Z-IH1-Z DH-AH0 HH-OW1-S T-Y-UW1-L B-IY1 AE1-N S-ER0 IH0-NG DH-AH0 F-OW1-N-Z


You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1-M T-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D S-IY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z D-R-AY1-V D-R-EY1 K-R-IH0 M-AO1 R-EY0


Well, here's your phone doctor.

W-EH1-L HH-IH1-R Z-Y-AO1-R F-OW1-N D-AA1-K T-ER0


Hey guys.


Hey Gunther. Hi.  I mean you're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?

HH-EY1 G-AH1-N TH-ER0 HH-AY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 N-OY1 Z-IY0 G-AY1 AH0-P-S T-EH1-R-Z


Well, he's very charming.

W-EH1-L HH-IY1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 CH-AA1-R M-IH0-NG


I know, he's too charming, but if you two start going out, then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.

AY1 N-OW1 HH-IY1-Z T-UW1 CH-AA1-R M-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 T-UW1-S T-AA1-R-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-EH1 N-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH1-T S-OW1 M-AH1-CH HH-AA1-R D-ER0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 HH-EY1-T HH-IH1-M


Well, you're just gonna have to try.

W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-R-AY1


Joey, where are the


I don't know, Chandler is supposed to be passin' 'em around...

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 P-AE1 S-IH0 N-EH1 M-ER0 AW1-N-D


Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go.

OW2 K-EY1 T-EH1-N B-L-AA1-K-S D-AW1-N F-AY1-V T-UW1 G-OW1


Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!

OW1 W-EY1-T-S T-AA1-P-S T-AA1-P-S T-AA1-P


My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?

M-AY1 B-UW1-T S-IH0-N T-AE1-N HH-EY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-L-OW1 S-ER0 S-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 DH-AH0 P-R-AY1-S


I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.

AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 IH1-T F-R-AH1 M-R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-IH1 T-AH0-L K-AA1-S T-Y-UW1 W-AH1-N HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D


Okay, I'm sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-AE1 N-W-AO1-K DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-EY1 N-AW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW2-JH G-IH1 V-M-IY1 M-AY1 B-UW1-T-S


Come on more!


Oh God!


Yeah, you like that don't you?

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1


Oh yeah right there!


You want it there? You take it there baby!

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-IH1-T DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-IH1-T DH-EH1-R B-EY1 B-IY0


Uh Phoebe?


Yeah, say my name. Say it!  And now I'm going to cover you back up, and umm we're never doing this again.

Y-AE1 S-EY1 M-AY1 N-EY1-M S-EY1 IH1 T-AH0-N D-N-AW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 B-AE1 K-AH1 P-AH0-N D-AH1 M-W-ER0 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-AH0 G-EH1-N


Happy?! Is that what I'm supposed to be Vic? Happy?

HH-AE1 P-IY0 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 V-IH1-K HH-AE1 P-IY0


Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be!

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1


Huh?


Because I sure as hell can't figure it out!

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 SH-UH1 R-AE1-Z HH-EH1-L K-AE1-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 IH1 T-AW1-T


I talk to you and it's nothin'.

AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1 TH-IH0-N


You look at me, and nothin'.

Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N D-N-AA1 TH-IH0-N


Nothing.


You guys make me fly! High! Okay, we're gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-L-AY1 HH-AY1 OW2 K-EY1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 P-IH1 K-IH1 T-AH1-P HH-IY1-R T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Well, that was ah...


What?! What are you doing?!

W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Do you know what just happened?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 UW0 HH-AE1-D S-EH1-K S-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 F-EH1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1-P


No. We were in the middle of sex…and

N-OW1 W-IY1 W-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1-V S-EH1-K S-AE2-N-D


Nooo! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world!

N-UW1 OW0 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T T-R-UW1 N-OW1 B-EH1-S-T T-AY1 M-EH1 V-ER0 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 R-AA1-K T-M-AY1 W-ER1-L-D


Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States.

D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 G-L-OW1 B-AH1-V DH-AH0 Y-UW0 N-AY1 T-AH0-D-S T-EY1-T-S


Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AW1 T-AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-AH0 W-AO1-K


Phoebe, why is your bag moving?

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AY1 IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R B-AE1 G-M-UW1 V-IH0-NG


Oh, it's not!


Seriously, it's moving!

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 IH1-T S-M-UW1 V-IH0-NG


What the hell is in there?

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


It's just my knitting that's all!  Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-M-AY1 N-IH1 T-IH0-NG TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-Y-EH1 S-AY1 N-IH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1-D


There will come a time in each of your careers when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor.

DH-EH1 R-W-IH1-L K-AH1 M-AH0 T-AY1 M-IH0 N-IY1 CH-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R K-ER0 IH1-R Z-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1-S K-R-UW1 OW1 V-ER0 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 S-OW1 P-AA1 P-R-AH0 AE1-K T-ER0


I had such an opportunity in the recent, present.

AY1 HH-AE1-D S-AH1 CH-AE1 N-AA2 P-ER0 T-UW1 N-AH0 T-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 R-IY1 S-AH0-N-T P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T


And I'm ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually.

AH0-N D-IH1 M-AH0 SH-EY1-M-D T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 T-UH1 K-IH1 T-AY1 AE0-D V-AY1-Z D-AH0 F-EH1 L-OW0 AE1-K T-ER0 T-UW1 P-L-EY1 AH0 R-OW1-L HH-OW2 M-OW0 S-EH1-K SH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0


Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 B-OW1 TH-AO2 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0-N D-AH1 AE1 Z-IH1-T T-ER1-N D-AW1-T DH-EY1 AA1 DH-EY1 L-AY1-K-T DH-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D G-EY1 TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D K-AE1-S-T HH-IH1-M


And now, he's got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV.

AH0-N D-N-AW1 HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 T-UW1 Y-IH1-R K-AA1-N T-R-AE2-K T-AA1 P-AH0 Z-AH0-T S-UW1 Z-AH0 N-L-UW1 CH-IY0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S T-L-EY1 D-IY0 AH1-V D-EY1 T-AY2-M T-EH1 L-AH0 V-IH2 ZH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-M-IY1 M-IY1 IH1-M-S T-AH1-K HH-IY1-R T-IY1 CH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L M-OW1-S T-AH1-V HH-UW1 M-AA1-R T-UW1 AH1 G-L-IY0 T-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N B-IY1 AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1


I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Thank you.


Rach?


I'll be out in a second.

IH1-L B-IY1 AW1 T-IH0 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Oh.  It's just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I'll tell you it's just such an honor to be nominated for a

OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 AH2 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0 D-IY1 AH1 B-OY0 IH1-L T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1 CH-AE1 N-AA1 N-ER0 T-UW1 B-IY1 N-AA1 M-AH0 N-EY2 T-AH0-D F-AO1 R-AH0


Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 ER0 R-EH2 Z-ER0 V-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-AA1 R-AE1 T-EY1 T-AH0 K-L-AA1-K


in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon.  Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words.

IH0 N-R-EH2 Z-ER0 V-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-AE1 T-EY1 T-AH0 K-L-AA1-K B-AY1 N-IY1-L S-AY1 M-AH0-N TH-AE1-NG-K T-AE2-NG K-Y-UW1 N-IY1-L TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-ER1-D-Z


Okay honey, you can finish this later we're gonna be late. We gotta go.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-IH1 N-IH0-SH DH-IH1 S-L-EY1 T-ER0 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 L-EY1 T-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1


Please, don't play the music. Just uh one more.

P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T P-L-EY1 DH-AH0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K JH-AH1-S T-AH1 W-AH1-N M-AO1-R


I can't believe you don't want to know.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 N-OW1


I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-N-AA1 T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-IH1-F DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 N-OW1 Z-AH0-N-D K-AE1 R-AH0-L N-OW1 Z-AH0-N-D S-UW1 Z-AH0-N N-OW1-Z


Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!

W-AA1 HH-EH1 HH-AW1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1


Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.

K-AE1 R-AH0-L K-AO1-L D-M-IY1 T-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-M-IY1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 L-AA0 S-AA1 N-Y-AH0 AY1 AE1-S-K-T SH-IY1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1


So what's it gonna be?


Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!

W-EY1 T-AH0 HH-UW2 OW1 G-R-EY1 T-N-AW1 HH-IY1 N-OW1 Z-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1


I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-AE1 N-AE1-N-T


Or an uncle...


Hey Phoebe!


Pheebs!


Fine!


Phoebe, what's the matter?

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0


Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.

N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH1 M-AW1 T-AH1-V S-AO1-R-T-S


Oh, right, that's me!


Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.

HH-EY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 DH-AE1-T T-EY1 B-AH0-L P-L-EY1-S K-L-OW1 S-IH0 Z-AE1-T S-EH1 V-AH0-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N


Fine.


Phoebe, what is it?


All right, you know Paolo?


I'm familiar with his work, yes...

IH1-M F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 Z-W-ER1 K-Y-EH1-S


Well, he made a move on me.

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 M-EY1 D-AH0 M-UW1 V-AA1-N M-IY1


Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!

W-OW1-S T-AO1 R-W-IH1-L B-IY1 OW1 P-AH0-N T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


More coffee over here, please!

M-AO1-R K-AA1 F-IY0 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R P-L-IY1-Z


Hey.


Hey. What, what are you doing here?

HH-EY1 W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental.

W-EH1 L-IY1 TH-AO1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0-N D-AH1 M-AY1 R-IY1 L-AH0 Z-AY2-L-D-Z D-AH1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L JH-AH0 JH-M-EH1-N T-AH0-L


Yeah,  oh, but oh...


Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....

L-UH1 K-N-AW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 HH-EY1 DH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S-T F-UH0-L F-IH1 L-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S


Destiny.


Yes.


All right.


Okay.  Yikes! That one doesn't look very fulfilled.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-AY1-K-S DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-L-UH1-K V-EH1 R-IY0 F-UH0-L F-IH1-L-D


Oh, that's, that's ah, one of the old ones, he's just taking it to the back.

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-AA1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 OW1-L D-W-AH1-N-Z HH-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1-K


You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.

Y-UW1 K-IY1-P DH-AH0 OW1-L D-W-AH1-N Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 EY1 JH-IH0-S-T


Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1 K-R-UW1-M F-AO1-R DH-AH0 F-R-EH1 SH-W-AH1-N-Z


So, what happens to the old guys?

S-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 OW1-L-D G-AY1-Z


Well, they go into the chipper.

W-EH1-L DH-EY1 G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 CH-IH1 P-ER0


Hey! Hey!!


Light still out?


Yeah.


Oh. Maybe they're- napping.


Oh please, they're having sex.

OW1 P-L-IY1-Z TH-EH1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG S-EH1-K-S


Shut up!


So, whaddya think George is like?

S-OW1 HH-AA1 D-IY0 AH0 TH-IH1-NG-K JH-AO1-R JH-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K


I think he's shy.


Yeah?


Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-R-AO1 HH-IH1 M-AW1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 HH-IY1 Z-AH0 P-R-EH1 P-IY0 AE1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L


Hi! Hi, I'm Ross, you don't know me, but I'm a big, big fan of yours. I mean,

HH-AY1 HH-AY1 IH1 M-R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 M-IY1 B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AH0 B-IH1-G B-IH1-G F-AE1 N-AH1 V-Y-UH1-R Z-AY1 M-IY1-N


Aren't you with that girl over there?

AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Well, yeah, kinda.


Um, but that's okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people,  so I'm allowed to sleep with you.

AH1-M B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 S-IY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AH1-M S-IY1 W-IY1 IY1-CH HH-AE1-V DH-IH1 S-L-IH1-S T-AH1-V F-AY1-V F-EY1 M-AH0-S P-IY1 P-AH0-L S-OW1 IH1 M-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


No, no, no, it's flattery.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S F-L-AE1 T-ER0 IY0


Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella.

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1 T-W-EY1 T-IH2 Z-AH0 B-EH1 L-AH0


I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 W-AH1-N S-IH0 N-AH0 L-AY1-F T-AY2 M-AA2 P-ER0 T-UW1 N-AH0 T-IY0


Yeah, for you. Is that the list?

Y-AE1 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 IH1-Z DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-IH1-S-T


May I see it?


Come on!


But, okay.


I'm not on the list!


Um, see, but that's not the final draft.

AH1-M S-IY1 B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-AY1 N-AH0-L D-R-AE1-F-T


It's laminated!


Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler  brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.

Y-AE1 AH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 AA1-N DH-AH0 L-IH1-S-T B-AH1 T-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-R-AO1 T-AH1-P DH-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1-D P-OY1-N-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AA1 R-IH2-N T-ER0 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L S-OW1 AY1 B-AH1-M-P T-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-W-AY0 N-OW1 N-AH0 R-AY1 D-ER0 L-OW1 K-AH0-L


Y'know it's ironic...


...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1-S T-AH1-V F-AY1-V G-UW1 F-IY0 K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1-S G-AY1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 AY1 B-AH1-M-P T-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T G-AY1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


We're just gonna be friends.

W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Get out of here you lurker!  Go on! Get!

G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 L-ER1 K-ER0 G-OW1 AA1-N G-EH1-T


Ohh! You made up!


Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.

Y-AE1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T B-IY1 M-AE1 D-AE1-T HH-IH1-M F-AO1-R T-UW1 L-AO1-NG


Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.

Y-AE1 SH-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-L-AY1 V-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T DH-AH0 CH-AE1 N-L-AH1-V


Ohh, get a room.


We have one.


I know. Use it.


Oh Mon, listen I have to ask!

OW1 M-OW1 N-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S-K


Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?

OW2 K-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 IH0-N V-AY1 T-AH0 D-M-IY1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 HH-IH1 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-N-AW1 D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-ER1-L-Z


Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!

Y-AE1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1-T


Ohh! And I'm one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!

OW1 AH0-N D-IH1 M-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-W-AW1 OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1 N-AA0-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1 S-AY1 M-IY1-N JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0


Well, y'know it's none of my business, but aren't you married?

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T S-N-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S B-AH1 T-AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y'know I just wish we could be like on a break!

Y-AE1 OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-IH1 SH-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-N-AA1-T B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D F-AO1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-IH1 SH-W-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-AA1 N-AH0 B-R-EY1-K


Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!

R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 IH1-Z T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1


So that's the only reason she could be here huh?

S-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0-N SH-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 HH-IY1-R HH-AH1


It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I'm a good listener and I uh I put on a

IH1-T K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T TH-AE1-T HH-AH0 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 M-AH0 G-UH1 D-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 AH1 AY1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-AH0


Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!

R-AA1 S-AY1 AE1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 IH1 Z-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1


I think I can take care of myself, I'll talk to you later.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-AE1-N T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1 V-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-IH1-L T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Good-bye.


Whoa!


Uh, that was your sister actually.

AH1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0


She-she thinks that you're just using me.

SH-EH1-SH TH-IH1-NG-K-S DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG M-IY1


So?


I'm sorry.


What are you doing here?!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays.

IY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 F-IH1 L-Y-AO1 R-AY1-S K-Y-UW1-B T-R-EY1-Z


What?!


Umm, okay, okay, look.


I took this picture from your fridge.

AY1 T-UH1-K DH-IH1-S P-IH1-K CH-ER0 F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R F-R-IH1-JH


Okay, because I know that this is my Father.

OW2 K-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0


Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him.

Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-R-AE1-NG-K B-AH1 F-EY2 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AA1-R-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R N-EH1-K-S-T T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


Now, look I deserve to know where I came from.

N-AW1 L-UH1 K-AY1 D-IH0 Z-ER1-V T-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1 R-AY1 K-EY1-M F-R-AH1-M


All right?


So if you can help me find my Father then you should!

S-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 F-AY1-N D-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D


Otherwise, you're just mean!

AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1-N


So, just tell me the truth!

S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 DH-AH0 T-R-UW1-TH


All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-AH0 M-AE1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 IH1-Z CH-AH1 K-M-AA0 JH-OW1 N-IY0


My Father is Chuck Magioni?

M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z CH-AH1 K-M-AA0 JH-OW1 N-IY0


No, no, that's just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year!

N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T CH-AH1 K-M-AA0 JH-OW1 N-IY0 IY1 S-OW1-L-D HH-IH1 M-AH0 HH-AW1 S-L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1-R


And I'm very sorry, but I don't know where your Father is, and that's the truth.

AH0-N D-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-EH1 R-Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1 Z-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 T-R-UW1-TH


Oh.


But umm, you're right.


I think that a person should know where they come from.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N SH-UH1 D-N-OW1 W-EH1-R DH-EY1 K-AH1-M F-R-AH1-M


Wh-which is why I ah,  ahh,  okay.

W-IH1 CH-IH0 IH1 Z-W-AY1 AY1 AA1 AA1 OW2 K-EY1


I'm your mother.


Heh?


Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 F-EH1-L T-AO1-L F-L-UW1 P-IY0 AH0-N-D


What's happening to your accent?

W-AH0-T-S HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-AO1 R-AE1-K S-EH2-N-T


Come again?


All right, I'm-I'm not English.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 M-IH0-M N-AA1 T-IH1-NG G-L-IH0-SH


I'm from Long Island.


I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out.

AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-ER1 V-AH0 S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 AE1-K S-EH2-N-T JH-AH1-S T-AH1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1 M-AW1-T


I'm sorry.


So, if we could just get back to the lecture.

S-OW1 IH1 F-W-IY1 K-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-EH1-K CH-ER0


Umm, were there any questions?

AH1 M-W-ER0 DH-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


About paleontology.

AH0 B-AW1-T P-EY2 L-IY0 AH0-N T-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0


All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 G-UH1-D F-ER1-S T-IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N


Obviously, I screwed up.

AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 AY1-S K-R-UW1 D-AH1-P


But what you guys think of me is really important because I'm-I'm hoping to get a permanent job here.

B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-M-IY1 IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 M-IH0-M HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 P-ER1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N-T JH-AA1-B HH-IY1-R


So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression

S-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 G-UH1 D-IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N


Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am

R-AA1 S-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 AY1 AE1-M


Well, hello Rachel!


Where you going, Joe?


For a walk.


Oh. You mind if I join you?

OW1 Y-UW1 M-AY1-N D-IH1 F-AY1 JH-OY1 N-Y-UW1


Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize    my thoughts.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 L-AO1 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 AO1-R G-AH0 N-AY2 Z-M-AY1 TH-AO1-T-S


Your thoughts? Plural?


Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny,    I gotta see her!

AA0-L R-AY1-T F-AY1 N-AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N TH-AO1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 HH-AA1 T-N-AE1 N-IY0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 S-IY1 HH-ER0


I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.

IH1 M-AH0 F-R-EY1 D-AY1 K-AE1-N T-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T JH-OW1


Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her??

N-AW1 Y-UH1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IY1 HH-ER0


You guys are killing me!

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R K-IH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1


She's forbidden fruit!

SH-EH1-S F-AO1-R B-IH0 D-AH0-N F-R-UW1-T


It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable    boy ... Why are you doing this, huh?

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-L-AY1-K SH-EH1-S DH-AH0 P-R-IH1-N S-EH0 S-AH0-N D-IH1-M DH-AH0-S T-EY1 B-AH0-L B-OY1 W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S HH-AH1


Did Ross tell you not to let me go over    there?

D-IH1 D-R-AA1-S T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go.

Y-EH1 S-AE1 Z-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 AH1-V F-AE1-K-T HH-IY1 D-IH1-D S-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N T-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 G-OW1


Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against    the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.

HH-AH1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0-NG N-AW1 DH-EH1 R-AA1 R-AA1-B-S T-AH0 K-AH0-L-Z HH-AA1 T-N-AE1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-M-IY1 AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S T-AH1-F G-R-EY1 T-N-AA1 V-AH0-L Z-AA1-R M-EY1 D-AH1-V


Great novels?


Fine ... mediocre porn


Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we're gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner's office.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1-T DH-AH0 IH0 V-AE2 L-Y-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N B-AE1-K B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-EY1 S-IY1 IH1-T B-AH1 T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 M-IH1-S T-ER0 Z-EH1-L N-ER0 Z-AO1 F-AH0-S


Now, he doesn't get in until 10, so he's no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.

N-AW1 HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-IH0 N-AH0-N T-IH1-L T-EH1-N S-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M B-AH1-T HH-IH1 Z-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N-T B-EH1 T-IY0 SH-IY1 K-AH1-M Z-IH0 N-ER1 L-IY0 T-UW1 IY1-T HH-ER0 B-R-EH1-K F-AH0-S T-AE1-T HH-ER0 D-EH1-S-K


That's kinda sad.


Yeah, well Betty is kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.  Now, while I distract her,

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L B-EH1 T-IY0 IH1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 S-AE1 D-W-IH1 CH-IH1 Z-W-AY1 AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 K-AE1 N-L-UH1-R HH-ER0 AH0 W-EY1 W-IH1-DH DH-IY1-Z CH-AO1 K-L-AH0-T S-N-AW1 W-AY1 L-AY1 D-IH0-S T-R-AE1-K-T HH-ER0


Got it!


Let's roll!


Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?

HH-AH0 L-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-Y-UW1 AH1 G-AA1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Uh actually, I'd like to speak with both of you.

AH1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1-S P-IY1 K-W-IH1-DH B-OW1 TH-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 W-EH1-L K-AE1 N-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-W-IY1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG M-IH1-S T-ER0 Z-EH1-L N-ER0 M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1-M CH-AO1 K-L-AH0-T-S


Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?

K-AE1 S-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 F-AY1-N D-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-OW2 K-EY1 IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AO1-R L-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-IY1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1-R


Oh! No problem! I


What?


You are iron.


You are steel!


Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG HH-AW1 K-AH1 M-W-EH1 N-AY1 K-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R K-AH0-M P-Y-UW1 T-ER0 S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-L-AY1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-EY1 T-AE1 N-AW1 ER0 AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1-F


I told you, we're adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?

AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 AE1 D-IH0-NG N-UW1 AA1 P-ER0 EY2 T-ER0 Z-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M K-UH1 D-W-IY1 K-AA1-N S-AH0-N T-R-EY2 T-AA1-N M-AY1 T-R-EY1 N-IH0-NG


I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AY1 AH1 V-AO1-L P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH CH-IH1-P


Look, you and I went to different high schools...

L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L-Z


Okay, that doesn't help me, because we went to the same high school.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 S-EY1-M HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip's motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket.

Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 W-AH1 N-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-ER0 P-AA1 P-Y-AH0 L-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 R-AY1 D-AO1-F CH-IH1-P S-M-OW1 T-ER0 S-AY2 K-AH0 L-AH0-N D-W-EH1-R HH-IH1 Z-L-EH1 T-ER0 M-AH0-N JH-AE1 K-AH0-T


I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.

AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 W-AH1 N-W-EH1 R-AY1 W-AO1 R-AH0 B-AE1-N D-Y-UW1 N-AH0 F-AO2-R-M DH-EY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1-V-S P-EH1 SH-AH0 L-IY0 M-EY1-D


It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 P-R-AA1 JH-EH0-K-T F-AO1 R-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-OW1 M-EH1-K K-L-AE1 S-AH0-Z


Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-EY1 T-OW1-L D-AH1-S DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-AE1-S K-AH0-T


Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he's-he's called me up and asked me out.

B-AE1-K DH-EH1 N-AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 CH-IH1 P-M-AE1 TH-Y-UW0 Z-AH0-N D-N-AW1 HH-EH1 SH-AH0-Z K-AO1-L D-M-IY1 AH1 P-AH0-N D-AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 AW1-T


And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-AE1-T G-ER1 L-IH0-N S-AY1 D-AH1 V-M-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 G-OW1


I-I owe her this.


I never let her eat.


Oh, you go out with him.


Yeah. Just, if it's possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?

Y-AE1 JH-AH1-S T-IH1 F-IH1-T-S P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-IY1-V HH-IH1-M S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-AH0-N-D G-OW1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-W-IH1 DH-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 G-AY1


I'll try.


Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you're dancing with.

HH-EY1 T-AO1-L G-AY1 HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH


Yeah, yeah, okay.


Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I'm trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..

AH1 L-UH1-K B-AH1 D-IY0 AY1 K-EY1 M-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T G-ER1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-D DH-IH1-S P-L-AE1-N T-UW1 K-IH1-S HH-ER0 AE1-T DH-AH0 N-UW1 Y-IH1-R-Z K-AW1-N-T D-AW2 N-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-IH1-N HH-ER0 OW1 V-ER0 S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-IH1-F


Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she's real, uh, mellow!

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-AE1-N S-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 P-AA1-R T-N-ER0 SH-EH1 S-R-IY1 L-AH1 M-EH1 L-OW0