Dad, that won't matter to her.

D-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-W-OW1-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 T-UW1 HH-ER0


Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is, is growing new stuff!

L-UH1 K-AO1-L M-AY1-S T-AH1 F-IH1-Z S-EY1 F-AH0-N-D D-R-AY1 AH0-N D-AO1-L HH-ER0 Z-AY1 S-AH0 S-IH1-Z G-R-OW1 IH0-NG N-UW1-S T-AH1-F


See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.

S-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K-S HH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-L-AH1 V-M-IY1 M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 L-AH1-V HH-ER0


Oh my God, does she really thinks that?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D D-AH1-Z SH-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K-S DH-AE1-T


Well, can you blame her?


Well I don't know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IY1 S-AH0 P-OW1 Z-W-IY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V F-EY1 V-ER0 D-Y-UW1 AH2-N K-AA1-N SH-AH0 S-L-IY0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 AH0 M-EH1 D-AH0 K-AH0-L M-AA1-R V-AH0-L DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 S-EH1 D-Y-AO1-R M-AH1 DH-ER0 K-UH1-D


Dad, dad I don't want to hear about it.

D-AE1-D D-AE1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Really?


Well, not right now.


Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we're gonna give her some!

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 K-EY1-M HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R S-AH1-M M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0 Z-AH0-N-D D-AE1 M-AH0-N T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1-V HH-ER0 S-AH1-M


Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes.

OW2 K-EY1 G-R-AE1-B G-R-AE2 S-AH1 M-EH1-M-P T-IY0 B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


Okay?


We'll-we'll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we'll-we'll put 'em in there.

W-EH1 L-W-EH2-L T-EY1-K-S T-AH1-F F-R-AH1-M M-AY1 N-AH0-N D-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 W-IY1 K-AE1-N P-AE1 S-AO1 F-AE1-Z HH-ER0 Z-W-EH1 L-W-EH2-L P-UH1 T-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Y'know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

IH1 K-N-OW0 JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 K-UH1-D T-IY1 CH-Y-UW1 T-UW1 S-EY1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


Yeah! I've been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.

Y-AE1 AY1-V B-IH1-N S-EY1 L-IH0-NG M-AY1 HH-OW1-L L-AY1 F-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z F-IH0-F T-IY1-N M-AY1 D-AE1-D B-AA1 T-M-IY1 M-AY1 OW1-N B-OW1-T


Your own boat?


What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 CH-IH1-R M-IY1 AH1 P-M-AY1 P-OW1 N-IY0 W-AA1-Z S-IH1-K


He's coming here for Thanksgiving!

HH-IY1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG


Count in our heads as-as good

K-AW1-N T-IH0 N-AW1 ER0 HH-EH1-D Z-EY1 S-AH0-Z G-UH1-D


I guess I'm done.


Fun’s over


I think I'm gonna take-off.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1 K-AO2-F


Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun!  Ohhh!

G-AY1 Z-R-UW1-L Z-AA1-R G-UH1 D-R-UW1-L-Z HH-EH1-L-P K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L DH-AH0 F-AH1 N-OW1-HH


Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it

D-IH0 HH-AY1 D-R-EY0 T-AH0-D JH-AE2 P-AH0 N-IY1 Z-N-UW1 D-AH0-L Z-AH1-N D-ER0 F-L-UH2 R-EH1 S-AH0-N T-L-AY1-T-S D-AH1 Z-IH1-T


Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.

K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T D-EY1 T-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 M-EH1-T S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...

AA1 Y-IY1-S P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-M-AY1-T B-IY1 AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M HH-AE1 D-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D K-OW0 D-EH1 P-AH0-N D-AH0-N T-AO1-R S-EH1-L-F D-AH0-S T-R-AH1 CH-IH0 T-IH0-F


Do you want a date Saturday?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-EY1-T S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0


Yes please.


Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1-Z K-Y-UW1-T HH-IY1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0 HH-IY1-Z


He's a he?


Well yeah!


I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 TH-AO1-T G-UH1-D SH-EH1 L-IY0


I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 F-L-AH1 SH-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F D-AW1-N DH-AH0 T-OY1 L-AH0 T-N-AW1


Okay, goodbye...


Well, it's official there are no good movies.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-AH0 F-IH1 SH-AH0-L DH-EH1 R-AA1-R N-OW1 G-UH1 D-M-UW1 V-IY0-Z


Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.

W-EH1-L L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 B-AE1 D-W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-M-EY1 K-AW1-T


Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this,  so that you can bunny bump against my back.

P-ER0 HH-AE1-P S-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-ER1 N-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N B-AH1 N-IY0 B-AH1-M P-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-M-AY1 B-AE1-K


Hey!


Hey, man. What's up?


Maybe you can tell me.


My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.

M-AY1 EY1 JH-AH0-N T-W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 N-OW1 W-AY1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T SH-OW1 AH1 P-AE1-T DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-AH0 D-EY1


The first good thing she gets me in weeks.

DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T G-UH1-D TH-IH1-NG SH-IY1 G-EH1-T S-M-IY1 IH0 N-W-IY1-K-S


How could you not give me the message?

HH-AW1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH


Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.

W-EH1 L-IH1-L T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 AY1 D-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 G-IH1-L-T B-AH1 T-AA1 IH1 T-W-AO1-S T-M-IY1


Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh!  Okay, it was me!

Y-EH1 S-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-IH1 M-AH1 HH-AH1 OW2 K-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-IY1


See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.

S-IY1 JH-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 Y-AO1-R P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 JH-AH1-M P-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-EH1-D


Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?

K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 D-AH0 G-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-R-AH1 SH-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?

IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AY1 M-AY1 T-AY1


There's this kid in my class who said he's in love with me.

DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1-S K-IH1 D-IH0-N M-AY1 K-L-AE1-S HH-UW1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 Z-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Whoa!


Whoa what?


Ross has a boyfriend.


I do-I do


Really?


I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid.

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1 R-IH0 L-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH0 TH-N-OW1 N-OW0 DH-IH1-S K-IH1-D


What-what-what-what is it?!

W-AH1 T-AH0 W-AH0-T HH-EY2 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T


Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?

AE1 M-AY1 G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-AW1-T S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH0 F-EH1-S K-IY0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 V-AY1-B


Not right now.


It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.

IH1 T-IH0-TH P-OY1-N T-IH1 Z-M-AY1 N-AE1 CH-ER0 AH0-L K-ER0 IH1 Z-M-AH0 HH-AE1 Z-M-EY1-D HH-IH1-M F-EY1-L HH-IH1 Z-M-IH1-D T-ER2-M


Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid!

OW1 S-IY1 N-AW1 AY1 F-IY1-L B-AE1-D F-AO1-R DH-AH0 K-IH1-D


I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard!

AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-R-AH1 SH-AA1 N-AH0 T-IY1 CH-ER0 W-AH1-N S-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D


Y'know you—I couldn't concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me.

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 IY0 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T K-AA1-N S-AH0-N T-R-EY2 T-AH0-N D-AY1 B-L-AH1-SH T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1-M HH-IY1 L-UH1-K T-AE1 T-M-IY1


I mean come on, you remember what's it's like to be 19 and in love.

AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-AH0-T S-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K T-UW1 B-IY1 N-AY1-N T-IY1 N-AH0-N D-IH0 N-L-AH1-V


Oh yes! Thank you very much!  Oh that's-that's actually how the French drink it.

OW1 Y-EH1-S TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S T-AE2-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AW1 DH-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-CH D-R-IH1-NG K-IH1-T


A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!  Yes!

AH0 N-UW1 P-EH1 R-AH1-V SH-UW1-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 CH-AE1-N CH-AH0-N M-AE1 N-Y-EH1-S


Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!

Y-EH1 S-AY0 V-IY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1 N-AH0 R-OW1-L L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F


That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T B-EY1 B-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 AY1 W-AA1-N T-N-AW1


Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?

OW2 K-EY1 AA1 AH1 M-AA1 AH0 EY1 T-AA1 AH0 S-IH1-K-S


Pick a number! That is your

P-IH1 K-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R


8. 8!


If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!

IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-W-IY1 B-AY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-S T-EY1-K D-IH1 N-ER0


Yeah, I understand.


Take as much time as you want.

T-EY1 K-AE1 Z-M-AH1-CH T-AY1 M-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it.

T-EH1 N-IY1 V-IH0-N T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-IH1-T


I'll be here.


Not smoking.


We're really gonna do this, huh?

W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S HH-AH1


Looks like it.


Y'know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-IH1-F DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 W-IH1-R-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 W-IY1 K-AE1-N-S T-IH1-L B-AE1 K-AW1 T-AE1-T


I got it!


Okay.


Susan! Hi!


Hey!


Thank you so much for coming.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AO1-R K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

OW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-M-IH1 S-IH1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


I'm-I'm Ross by the way.


Hello Ross.  I love what you've done with this space.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 R-AA1 S-AY1 L-AH1 V-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1-V D-AH1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S-S P-EY1-S


Thank you so much.


How hot is this?!


Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben.  'A real American hero. I'm

G-EH1-S HH-UW1-Z HH-IY1 R-IH1-T-S DH-AH0 T-AH1 F-AH0-S-T G-AY1 IH0-N T-OY1 L-AE1-N-D B-EH1 N-AH0 R-IY1 L-AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0-N HH-IH1 R-OW0 IH1-M


G.I. Joe


Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!

L-UH1-K B-EH1 N-IH1-T S-AH0 T-OY1 DH-AE1-T P-R-AH0 T-EH1-K-T S-AH1 S-OY1 L-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S-T S-OW1 V-ER0 S-IY1-Z


It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.

IH1-T T-UH1 K-M-IY1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 EY1 T-Y-IH1-R-Z T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-W-AH1-N M-AE1-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0-S P-EH1-N D-M-AY1 L-AY1 F-W-IH1 DH-IH1 F-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-EY1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 EY1 T-Y-IH1-R-Z DH-EH1 N-IH1-L B-IY1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 S-IH1-K-S B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


That, that's what's stupid.

DH-AE1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH0-T-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1 D-AE1 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L M-AE1-N JH-AH1-S T-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z B-EH1-S-T S-W-IH1 M-ER0-Z


And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R DH-EH1 R-AA1-R P-L-EY1 S-AH0 Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1-F


Down at the docks again?

D-AW1 N-AE1-T DH-AH0 D-AA1-K S-AH0 G-EH1-N


Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?

HH-AY1 DH-EH1-R HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 AA1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EH1-L


I'm not gonna tell you! You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg.

IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 B-AE1 D-M-AE1-N HH-UW1 B-R-OW1-K S-EH1 R-AH0 Z-L-EH1-G


Hey now! That was an accident, okay.

HH-EY1 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N T-OW2 K-EY1


You're a big scrud.


Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud.

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 R-ER0-S K-R-AH1-D


I don't have too. I can just look at you.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AY1 K-AE1-N JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1


All right girls, and man. Let's see your final tallies.  Ohhhh, Debbie,  321 boxes of cookies,  Very nice.

AO1-L R-AY1-T G-ER1-L Z-AH0-N D-M-AE1 N-L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 Y-AO1-R F-AY1 N-AH0-L T-AE1 L-IY0 Z-OW1-HH D-EH1 B-IY0 TH-R-IY1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 W-AH1-N B-AA1-K S-AH0 Z-AH1-V K-UH1 K-IY0-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1-S


Not nice enough.


Charla, 278. Sorry, dear, but still good.

CH-AA1-R L-AH0 T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY0 EY1-T S-AA1 R-IY0 D-IH1-R B-AH1-T-S T-IH1-L G-UH1-D


So, how'd the lasagne go over?

S-OW1 HH-AW1-D DH-AH0 L-AA0 S-AA1 N-Y-AH0 G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0


Really?!


Good.


So you owe me three pretty things.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 OW1 M-IY1 TH-R-IY1 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-Z


Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about you too.

Y-AE1 AY1-V B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 T-UW1


It's hard this whole platonic thing.

IH1-T-S HH-AA1-R-D DH-IH1-S HH-OW1-L P-L-AH0 T-AA1 N-IH0-K TH-IH1-NG


It's a word!


Yeah, I do think it's better this way.  Yeah, we're being smart.   Yes, I'm sure.

Y-AE1 AY1 D-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S B-EH1 T-ER0 DH-IH1 S-W-EY1 Y-AE1 W-ER0 B-IY1 IH0-NG S-M-AA1-R T-Y-EH1 S-IH1-M SH-UH1-R


You really sure?


I'll call you back.


So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-N-ER1 S-M-AE1-N


Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.

W-EH1 L-AH1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 AA1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-UW1 F-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AY1 TH-AO1 T-W-AY1 N-AA1-T G-UW1 F-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 V-EH1 V-ER0 L-UH1-K T-AH1-P DH-AH0 T-ER1-M G-UW1 F-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-IH0-N DH-AH0 D-IH1-K SH-AH0 N-EH2 R-IY0 W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0-L D-EH2 F-AH0 N-IH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-Z T-UW1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z HH-UW1 K-EH1 R-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG S-EH1-K S-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0-S P-EH1-N D-M-AO1-R T-AY1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary.

B-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-IH1 S-N-UW1 F-AE1-NG G-AH0-L-D D-IH1-K SH-AH0 N-EH2 R-IY0 DH-AE1-T G-EH1-T S-Y-UW1 M-EY1 D-AE1 T-M-IY1 DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 M-AY1 ER0 IH1 JH-AH0 N-AH0-L D-IH1-K SH-AH0 N-EH2 R-IY0


I am


I think you're better than you think you are.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R B-EH1 T-ER0 DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 AA1-R


Really? Okay, so


Know when to stop.


Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 S-EH1-N-S-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 SH-UH1-D-S T-AA1-P S-OW1 W-ER0 OW2 K-EY1


Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!

W-AW1 W-OW1 OW1 OW1 OW1 OW1 OW1 OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 OW1


Hey!-Hey! What's going on?

HH-EY1 HH-IY0 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


She broke my arm.


He touched my fanny.


No, she touched mine first!

N-OW1 SH-IY1 T-AH1-CH T-M-AY1-N F-ER1-S-T


That's my job!


Are you being British?!

AA1 R-Y-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-NG B-R-IH1 T-IH0-SH


No. Not anymore.


Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?

W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-AA1 P-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1 V-IH0-N DH-IH1 S-N-EY1 B-ER0 HH-UH2 D-W-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-IY1 R-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-IY1


Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party.

Y-AE1 HH-AH1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AH1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T P-IH1 K-IH0 NG-AH1-P S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z F-AO1 R-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


Barley? What kind of party serves barley?

B-AA1-R L-IY0 W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V P-AA1-R T-IY0 S-ER1-V-Z B-AA1-R L-IY0


Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 F-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1 R-AH0-N T-AE1-Z S-AH0 F-IH1-S T-AH0 K-EY2 T-IH0 D-AE1 Z-Y-UH1-R-Z


Where is this party?


Here in Chelsea.


Who's party is it?


A woman's


What woman?!


Chelsea.


Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet.

IY1 DH-ER0 Y-UH1-R S-IY1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 B-IH0 HH-AY1-N D-M-AY1 B-AE1 K-W-IH1 CH-W-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-AH0-S-T JH-ER1 K-AA1-N DH-AH0 P-L-AE1 N-AH0-T


Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle.

AO1 R-EH1-L S-Y-UH1-R P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N D-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R S-IY1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 W-IH1-CH JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1-K S-Y-UW1 S-OW1 P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0-K DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D-S T-AA1-R-T K-R-AY1 IH0 NG-R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 L-AY1-L


So like which of these two guys do you want to be?

S-OW1 L-AY1 K-W-IH1 CH-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z T-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1


Can I be that guy?


Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!

G-R-EY1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0 AH0 G-EH1-N DH-AH0 Y-AA1-R-N-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-IY1 V-W-UW1 HH-AW0 OW1


Y'know uh, actually I-I-I should get going.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AH1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IY1 W-IY0 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG


Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don't feel that way about you.

W-AW1 OW1 AY1 AE1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-L-AE1 T-ER0-D B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T F-IY1-L DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Oh no-no-no, that's not—No-no-no!

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA0 T-N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0


Did you just flick me?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T F-L-IH1 K-M-IY1


OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

OW1 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 F-IH1 N-IH0 SH-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-UW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 F-L-IH1-K-S HH-ER0 B-AE1 K-OW1 DH-AE1-T HH-ER1-T F-L-IH1-K S-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Oh!  All right.  Now, let's not do this!

OW1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1 L-EH1-T S-N-AA1-T D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Happy thoughts!  Happy thoughts!

HH-AE1 P-IY0 TH-AO1-T-S HH-AE1 P-IY0 TH-AO1-T-S


OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.

OW1 K-EY1 N-AW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1-K S-AH1 M-AE1-S


Ow! Ow! Ow!


Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AY1 W-IH1-L L-EH1-T G-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 B-OW1-TH-S T-AA1-P


Fine!


There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

DH-EH1 R-W-IY1 G-OY1 AH0 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-W-IY1 W-ER0 IH0-N P-R-IH1 Z-AH0 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-M-AY1 B-IH1 CH-IH0-Z


Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1-D B-OY2 HH-IY1 R-IH1 T-IH1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AY1 D-M-AY1 K-L-OW1-DH Z-IH1 M-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UW1 OW1-N


Oh my God!


Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I

L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 IH1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 K-UH1 D-AY1


Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on.

W-UW1 IH1-T-S HH-AA1 T-W-IH1 DH-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-AA1-N


I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.

AY1 AA1 AY1 B-EH1 T-ER0 N-AA1-T D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 L-AH1-N JH-IH0-Z


Hi.


Hi, listen, I'm sorry about before.

HH-AY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R


I don't need to have a game room.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-EY1 M-R-UW1-M


I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn't get girls, and now I

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 K-IH1 D-AY1 OW1 N-L-IY0 P-L-EY1-D DH-OW1-Z G-EY1-M-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T G-ER1-L Z-AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1


Stop it Chandler.  I'm sorry too.

S-T-AA1 P-IH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 T-UW1


Really?


Yeah! Oh yes!


Ohh.


Listen, we don't have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1-S T-R-UW1 M-W-IY1 K-AE1-N TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-UW1-M T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


That's a great idea! We can

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-IY1 K-AE1-N


Totally!


We don't have to come up with this now.

W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-N-AW1


Oh good.


Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AY1 AE1 M-OW2 K-EY1 W-IH1-DH B-IY1 IH0 NG-AH0 P-UH1 SH-OW2 V-ER0


That's great. Good for you guys.

TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1-T G-UH1-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


I am not high maintenance!

AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T HH-AY1 M-EY1-N T-AH0 N-AH0-N-S


I am not a pushover!

AY1 AE1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 P-UH1 SH-OW2 V-ER0


Who said you were?


You did!


Oh, I'm flaky. I'll say anything.

OW1 IH1-M F-L-EY1 K-IY0 IH1-L S-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.

OW1 K-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-AW1-N D-R-IH1 L-IY0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D B-AH1 T-AY1 F-IY1-L DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 D-UW1 M-AY1 OW1 N-L-AO1-N D-R-IY0 DH-EH1 R-IH1 S-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N-T D-UW1


That does not sound stupid to me.

DH-AE1-T D-AH1 Z-N-AA1-T S-AW1-N-D-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D T-UW1 M-IY1


You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 M-EY1-K D-IH1 N-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AE1-F T-ER0 K-AE1 R-AH0-L L-EH1-F T-M-IY1


I'm sorry, that's all the time we have.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V


Next on Ross... Uh-oh.


What uh-oh?


It's, uh, it's a song.


The laundry song that we sing.

DH-AH0 L-AO1-N D-R-IY0 S-AO1-NG DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 S-IH1-NG


Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.

UW1 HH-AW0 DH-AH0 L-AO1-N D-R-IY0-Z D-AH1 N-UW1 HH-AW0 UW1 HH-AW0


Ross, what's the matter?


Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry's done.

N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-L-IY1 L-OW0 DH-AH0 L-AO1-N D-R-IY0-Z D-AH1-N


Why are you here?


Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time    because apparently we...

W-EH1-L S-IH1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 AA1-R T-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AH0 G-EH1 N-AH0-N D-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 W-IY1


No no no... I mean,


Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in    a cup!  Oh! They gave you the kiddy size .

OW1 S-AH1 M-OW2-N Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-R-AE1-NG K-IY0 T-AH0 D-EY1 K-Y-UW1-Z DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-IH0 N-AH0 K-AH1 P-OW1 DH-EY1 G-EY1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 K-IH1 D-IY0 S-AY1-Z


What!?


This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to!

DH-IH1 S-W-AA1-Z F-AH1-N B-AH1 T-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AE1 N-IH0-N V-EY1 S-IH0-V V-AH0 JH-AY1 N-AH0 L-IH0-G Z-AE1-M T-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1


I'd love to stay, but I have eh...  got    a hot date...

IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1-S T-EY1 B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 G-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AA1-T D-EY1-T


Please... go!  Just let me know if you    need a hand!

P-L-IY1-Z G-OW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-AH0 HH-AE1-N-D


I think it just fell off.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T F-EH1 L-AO1-F


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 S-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0 G-EH1-N


Rachel?!


Yeah.


Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em!

L-UH1-K DH-IY1-Z K-L-AW1-N Z-AA1-R T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH1-S F-AO1 R-AH0 R-AY1 D-AH0-N D-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-EH1 T-EH1-M


And we're not a couple of suckers!

AH0-N D-W-ER0 N-AA1 T-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V S-AH1 K-ER0-Z


I hear ya, Mugsy!


But look, all these rooms are fine okay?

B-AH1 T-L-UH1 K-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-R-UW1-M Z-AA1-R F-AY1 N-OW2 K-EY1


Can you just pick one so I can watch--have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T P-IH1 K-W-AH1-N S-OW1 AY1 K-AE1 N-W-AA1 CH-AH0 V-EY2 AH0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-M-AE1 JH-IH0 K-AH0 L-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Okay,


Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!

N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-T S-OW1 V-ER0 D-AE1 M-IH0-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-EH1 G-Y-AH0 L-ER0 L-IY0-S K-EH1 JH-UH0-L-D P-R-OW1 G-R-AE2 M-IH0-NG


Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?

K-AE1 N-W-IY1 T-ER1-N DH-AH0 T-IY1 V-IY1 AO1 F-OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1-S P-EH1-N-D DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 W-IY1 K-EH2-N D-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AE1 M-AY1 G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-EY1 AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 R-UW1-M S-W-IH1 CH-IH0-NG F-AH1-N


Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!

HH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T B-L-EY1-M M-IY1 F-AO1 R-W-IH1 G-IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?

OW1 HH-UW1 SH-UH1 D-AY1 B-L-EY1-M DH-AH0 N-AY1-S B-EH1-L M-AE1-N HH-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-R-AE1 G-AW1 T-L-AH1 G-AH0-JH T-UW1 T-EH1-N D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-R-UW1-M-Z


I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T HH-UW1 TH-AO1-T HH-IY1 K-UH1-D D-R-AY1-V F-R-AH1 M-AO1-L B-AH0 N-IY0 T-UW1 K-AE1 N-AH0 D-AH0 AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 F-AH0 T-AE1-NG K-AH1-V G-AE1-S


Do not speak ill of the dead.

D-UW1 N-AA1-T-S P-IY1 K-IH1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EH1-D


We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?

W-ER0 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 AH1 B-IY1-S P-EH1-N D-IH0 NG-AH0 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0 K-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 IH1 T-IH0 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 W-AA1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-EH1 L-AH0 V-IH2 ZH-AH0 N-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L JH-IY1 Z-R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-M-AA1-M


What did you say?


Y'know, maybe it's best that we never got to do it again.

IH1 K-N-OW0 M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-T-S B-EH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special.  Y'know, technically we still

Y-AE1 IH1-T K-IH1-N D-AH0 M-EY1-K-S TH-AE1-T HH-AH0 T-W-AH1-N N-AY1-T-S P-EH1 SH-AH0 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 W-IY1-S T-IH1-L


I'm gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I'll see you there in a bit?

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 DH-EH1 R-IH0 N-AH0 B-IH1-T


'Kay!


Can I ask you something?

K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Uhh, no.


Felicity and I, we're watching

F-IH0 L-IH1 S-AH0 T-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 W-ER0 W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG


No.


I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y'know, you think I'll ever get there?

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 JH-AY1 AH0-N T-IH1 Z-L-AY1-K F-AY1 V-Y-IH1-R Z-Y-AH1-NG G-ER0 DH-AE1-N M-IY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 L-EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1-T DH-EH1-R


Yes.


Thanks man.


Okay man.


But what about how much taller he is than me?

B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 M-AH1-CH T-AO1 L-ER0 HH-IY1 IH1-Z DH-AE1-N M-IY1


I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now, y'know?

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 W-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F T-AO1 L-ER0 N-AW1 IH1 K-N-OW0


And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?

AH0-N-D HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-W-AH1-T S-AY1 AH0-N S-W-IH1-L K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-IH0-N DH-AH0 F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0 B-AH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 D-AY1 AE1 N-AH2-N S-AH0-K S-EH1-S F-AH0-L R-EH1 G-Y-AH0 L-ER0 S-AY1-Z D-M-AE1-N


Hey, Monica, wow you've been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.

HH-EY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-AW1 Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 HH-AE1-F HH-AW0-R


I know!


Had the beef-tips, huh?

HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 B-IY1-F T-AH0-P-S HH-AH1


Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.

G-UH2-D B-AY1 AH0-N-D G-AA1-D-S P-IY1-D HH-OW1-P B-R-EY1 D-IY0


Not so fast Wesley!


Ramoray!


That's right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you're not a real doctor! And that woman's brain, is fine!

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-W-EH1 S-L-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P-T B-AY1 T-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 R-IY1-L D-AA1-K T-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 M-AH0-N-Z B-R-EY1 N-IH1-Z F-AY1-N


Oh! Thank God!


Hope! Hope!


Drake!


You're not dying Hope, you're gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T D-AY1 IH0-NG HH-OW1 P-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AY1 V-AH0 L-AO1-NG HH-EH1-L TH-IY0 L-AY1 F-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Oh Drake.


Okay!


Here we go!


Hi, Joey!


It's Rachel!


Umm, I am free tomorrow night.

AH1 M-AY1 AE1-M F-R-IY1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-T


Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

Y-AE1 SH-UH1-R SH-UH1 R-AY1 K-AE1-N B-R-IH1-NG S-AH1-M S-AE1-N D-W-IH0 CH-IH0-Z


OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...

OW1 K-EY1 W-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 K-OW1-L S-L-AO1 W-IY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 B-AH1-N-Z


We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew...

W-IY1-V G-AA1-T DH-AH0 G-R-AW1-N D-AH2-P F-L-EH1 SH-AH1-V F-AO1-R M-ER0 L-IY0 K-Y-UW1-T K-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D T-ER1 K-IY0 Z-Y-UW1


Men are here.


Mom, would you relax.


That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z T-EH1-N B-L-AA1-K-S F-R-AH1-M HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-W-AA1 Z-W-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 L-OW1 N-AE1 T-N-AY1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 S-EY1-F-S T-R-IY1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 S-EY1-F B-IH1-L D-IH0-NG DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


Hi.


Hi, hi can I help you?

HH-AY1 HH-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1


Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?

Y-AE1 IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R F-IY1 B-IY0 D-AH1-Z SH-IY1-S T-IH1-L L-AY1-V HH-IY1-R


Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.

AH1 N-OW1 SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-JH T-UW1 HH-ER0


Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.

G-R-EY1 T-AH1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L HH-ER0 HH-ER0 HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N-D-S T-AA1-P-T B-AY1


What?


Hey, how, how did you do that?

HH-EY1 HH-AW1 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Alright, somebody.


OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.

OW1 K-EY1 IH1-L G-OW1 OW1 K-EY1 S-IY1 N-Y-ER0 Y-IH1 R-AH1-V K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-AA1 N-AH0 P-UW1-L T-EY1 B-AH0-L


Whoooaa!


That's my sister.


OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.

OW1 K-EY1 M-AY1 W-IH1-R D-AH0-S-T P-L-EY1 S-W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 W-IH1 M-AH0-N Z-R-UW1 M-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D F-L-AO1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K S-IH1 T-IY0 P-AH1 B-L-IH0 K-L-AY1 B-R-EH2 R-IY0


Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH0 L-AY1 B-R-EH2 R-IY0


Pheebs, what about you?


Oh... Milwaukee.


Um... Ross?


Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'

D-IH1 Z-N-IY0 L-AE2-N D-N-AY1-N T-IY1 N-EY1 T-IY0 N-AY1 N-IH1-T S-AH0 S-M-AO1 L-W-ER1-L D-AE1-F T-ER0 AO1-L


No way!


The ride broke down.


So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.

S-OW1 K-AE1 R-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 W-EH1-N-T B-IH0 HH-AY1-N D-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-M-AH0 K-AE1 N-IH0 K-AH0-L D-AH1-CH CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N DH-EH1-N DH-EY1 F-IH1-K-S-T DH-AH0 R-AY1 D-AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0 AE1-S-K T-N-EH1 V-ER0 T-UW1 R-IH0 T-ER1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-AE1 JH-IH0-K K-IH1-NG D-AH0-M


Oh, Rachel.


Hey!


Oh, is the play over?


Yeah. Where were you?


Thank you for your patience, you're the next caller.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R P-EY1 SH-AH0-N S-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T K-AO1 L-ER0


You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.

Y-UW1 W-ER0 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T K-AO1 L-ER0 F-AY1 V-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0 G-OW1 Y-UW1 M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


Nah. I kept myself busy.

N-AA1 AY1 K-EH1-P T-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F B-IH1 Z-IY0


Oh, okay, yeah.  I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 Y-AE1 AY1 P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1 F-IH0-N HH-ER0 R-UW1 M-AH0-N-D HH-ER0-S T-AH1 F-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R R-UW1-M


Well there's yore. And uh, y'know, yesteryear.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R Z-Y-AO1 R-AH0-N D-AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-EH1-S T-ER0 Y-IH2-R


Yeah no, I'm telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff.

Y-AE1 N-OW1 IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-AE1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AY1 F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F


Ross, y'know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should.

R-AA1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 R-IY2 D-IH0 K-AO2 R-AE1-N T-AH0 D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D


You should, you should ask Rachel to help.

Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-AE1-S K-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L T-UW1 HH-EH1-L-P


Oh honey he doesn't need my help.

OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-N-IY1 D-M-AY1 HH-EH1-L-P


Oh, come on! I think he's ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-R-IH1 D-AH1 V-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 K-AO1 L-IH1-T DH-AH0 CH-IY1 P-N-AA1 K-AO2-F S-AH0-N-D D-AY1 N-AH0 S-AO2-R JH-AH1-NG-K


Really?!


Hey, y'know what?


Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here's-here's 60 bucks, why don't you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.

S-IH1-N S-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-R-EY1-T S-EH1-N S-AH1 V-W-AH1 T-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH1 UW1 HH-IY1 R-IH1 SH-ER0 IH1-Z S-IH1-K-S T-IY0 B-AH1-K S-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EY1-K F-IY1 B-IY0 D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AE1-T K-AH0 L-OW1 N-IY0 AH0-L F-L-IY1 M-AA1-R K-AH0 T-AH1 V-Y-UH1-R Z-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-AH1-M-S T-AH1-F


Y'know what? I don't, I don't think Phoebe really wants to come.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K F-IY1 B-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 K-AH1-M


No! I do want to!


Oh, she does want to.


She does want to.


Yeah!


Wow, you have really pretty feet.

W-AW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 F-IY1-T


These old things.


Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area, it's been killing me today.

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 M-AY1-N-D-S P-EH1-N D-IH0-NG S-AH1-M T-AY1 M-AA1-N M-AY1 S-AY0 AE1 D-IH0 K-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 IH1-T-S B-IH1-N K-IH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-AH0 D-EY1


You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.

Y-UW1 M-IY1-N TH-IY1 AH0 K-EY2 B-AY1 S-AY0 AE1 D-IH0 K-Y-UW1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 T-AW1 AH0-L K-AH1 V-ER0-D P-AO1-R SH-AH0-N


Yeah.


Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y'know, real  nice and tight.

SH-UH1 R-Y-AE1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AE1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 M-AH1 S-AH0-L Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AY0 AE1 D-IH0 K-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 R-IY1-L N-AY1 S-AH0-N-D T-AY1-T


So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.

S-OW1 AH1-M T-EH1-L M-IY1 R-IH1-K HH-AW1 AH1-M HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 IH1-N JH-ER0 DH-AH0 EH1 R-IY0 AH0


Oh, a 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace.

OW1 AH0 S-IH1-K-S T-IH0 N-W-AA0-R S-IH1 T-IH0-N F-AO1-R G-R-IY1-N P-IY2-S


Oh.


Ow! Did you just bite me?

OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T B-AY1 T-M-IY1


No!


Um, that's it.


Crew guy.


Why have you been following me?

W-AY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 B-IH1-N F-AA1 L-OW0 IH0-NG M-IY1


I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AO1 L-W-IY1 K-L-AO1 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-EH2 R-AY1 L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R Z-Y-UW1


You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....

Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-R-IH0 T-ER1-N M-AY1 K-AO1-L Z-Y-UW1 S-EH1-N-T B-AE1 K-M-AY1 L-EH1 T-ER0-Z


What?


One more chance Ursula, please?

W-AH1-N M-AO1-R CH-AE1-N S-ER1 S-AH0 L-AH0 P-L-IY1-Z


Okay.


Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music.

OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-AY1 P-L-EY1 M-AY1 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K


Good deal.


Here you go.


Thank you.


Hi!


Hi! All right, let's go shoppin'!!

HH-AY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1 SH-AA1 P-IH0-N


Oh, okay.


But since you were with Ross, I-I didn't do anything about it.

B-AH1-T S-IH1-N S-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-IH1 DH-R-AA1 S-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Wow! Umm....


I dropped a cup.


Hello, tiny embryos.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 T-AY1 N-IY0 EH1-M B-R-IY0 OW2-Z


Well, I'm-I'm Phoebe Buffay, hi!

W-EH1 L-IH1 M-IH0-M F-IY1 B-IY0 B-AH1 F-EY2 HH-AY1


I'm-I'm-I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.

IH1 M-AH0 M-AH0-N HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-ER0 AH0-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S T-N-AY1-N M-AH1-N-TH-S


You should know, that we're doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you've been there!

Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R F-R-AE1-NG K-AH0-N D-AE1 L-AH0-S HH-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N DH-EH1-R


Umm, y'know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on.

AH1 M-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-EY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH S-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 G-R-AE1 B-AA1-N


Okay, and-and I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm until you're ready to have them take you home, so… Oh!

OW2 K-EY1 AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-IH1-L K-IY1 P-Y-UW1 S-EY1 F-AH0-N D-W-AO1-R M-AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UH1-R R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-EH1-M T-EY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-OW1-M S-OW1 OW1


And also, umm next time you see me, I'm screaming, don't worry, that's what's supposed to happen.

AH0-N D-AO1-L S-OW0 AH1-M N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-Y-UW1 S-IY1 M-IY1 IH1-M-S K-R-IY1 M-IH0-NG D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH0-T-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Ready?


Uh-huh.  Good luck.


Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.

DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AH0 W-EY1-T DH-AH0 D-EY1 T-AH0 F-R-AH1 M-R-IY1 S-AH0-N T-M-R-AY1-S K-AE1-N Z-AH0-N-D D-IY1 EH2 N-EY1 T-EH1-S T-IH0 NG-W-IH1-CH K-AO1 L-IH0-N T-UW1 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0-N G-AE1 DH-ER0-D F-R-AH1 M-Y-IH1-R Z-AH1-V S-IH1-M P-AH0-L K-AA1-R B-AH0-N D-EY1 T-IH0-NG


Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 M-AH0-N S-IH1 T-IH0-NG B-AY1 DH-AH0 P-UW1-L G-EH1 T-IH0-NG T-AE1-N S-OW1 L-EH1 DH-ER0 IY0 AH0-N D-R-IH1-NG K-AH0-L D-IH1-M S-OW1


I'm not your brother.


What about my children Drake?! Huh!?  No!! No!! No! God!

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N D-R-EY1-K HH-AH1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 G-AA1-D


Why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 T-R-AY1 M-AH0 S-AA1 ZH-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-R-EH1-S-T T-UW1-S T-IH1 M-Y-AH0 L-EY2-T DH-AH0 F-L-OW1


Are you kidding me?!


It’s just so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?!

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 F-R-AH1-S T-R-EY2 T-IH0 NG-W-AY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-M-AY1 B-R-EH1-S-T


I don’t know! Maybe she’s crazy!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 SH-EH1-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


Hey Joey, I got some beer for you.

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 G-AA1-T S-AH1-M B-IH1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Uh, don't you mean "for whom?"

AH1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 M-IY1-N F-AO1-R HH-UW1-M


Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?

SH-UH1-R L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 AO1-R D-ER0 S-AH1-M P-IY1-T S-AH0 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 SH-EH1 R-W-AH1-N


Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.

P-IY1-T S-AH0 HH-EH1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0 D-AH1-M B-AH1-M CH-EH1-SH


Is there something wrong?

IH1-Z DH-EH1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1-T DH-IH1 S-AW1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 OW1 P-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1


You're hot.


I'm lovable.


Clearly there's a vibe going on between us.

K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 V-AY1-B G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH1-S


But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.

B-AH1 T-W-ER0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T S-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 JH-M-IH0-S T-EY1-K F-AO1 R-AH1-S T-UW1 K-AH0-N T-IH1 N-Y-UW0 D-AW1-N DH-IH1 S-R-OW1-D


Joey...


Ho-oh, he's gonna get some!

HH-UW1 HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M


Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment.

AH1-V DH-AH0 G-L-EH1-R F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1 T-AH0-L T-W-AY0 D-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IH1 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Y'know so umm, he's closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister.

IH1 K-N-OW0 S-OW1 AH1-M HH-IY1-Z K-L-OW1-Z-D DH-AH0 D-R-EY1-P-S DH-EH1-R S-OW1 HH-IY1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-AY1-S P-L-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-IH1-S T-ER0


Well, I'm off to bed!


You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut!

Y-UW1 W-ER0 S-OW1 F-AH1 N-IY0 W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 T-ER0 Y-UH1-R S-AH1 CH-AH0 N-AH1-T


Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.

IH1 K-N-OW0 B-R-EH1-D-S T-IH2-K F-AE1-NG Z-AA1 R-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-AH1 N-IY0


No, you make them funny. You're the funny one!

N-OW1 Y-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-EH1-M F-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 F-AH1 N-IY0 W-AH1-N


But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very

B-AH1-T S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 P-L-EY1 F-AH0 L-IY0 P-AH1-N CH-M-IY1 L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-IH0-T F-IY1-L Z-L-AY1-K S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z HH-IH1 T-IH0-NG M-IY1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 T-AY1 N-IY0 B-AH1-T V-EH1 R-IY0


Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size!

AO1-W L-AY1 K-AY1 K-UH1-D HH-ER1 T-Y-UW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH0-NG F-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AY1 S-AY1-Z D-AA1-N T-M-EY1-K F-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1 V-M-AY1 S-AY1-Z


Oh, Joey! Sorry!


They made you head of the department!

DH-EY1 M-EY1 D-Y-UW1 HH-EH1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-IH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes!  Why didn't I get head of the department?

N-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 T-IY1 CH-W-AH1 N-AH1-V HH-IH1 Z-AH0-D V-AE1-N-S-T K-L-AE1 S-AH0 Z-W-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AY1 G-EH1-T HH-EH1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-IH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm


Yeah.


I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IH1-G D-EY1-T K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-P D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 G-UH1 D-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T


Uh, Paul's Café. They got great food and it's really romantic.

AH1 P-AO1-L-Z K-AH0 F-EY1 DH-EY1 G-AA1-T G-R-EY1-T F-UW1 D-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K


Ooh, great! Thanks!


Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the

Y-AE1 OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AE1-F T-ER0 W-ER0-D Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-EY1-K HH-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0


You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I'll tell ya

Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-AA1-R N-EY1 M-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-W-EY1-Z T-UW1 P-OW0-S-T P-OW1-N S-EH1-K S-IH1-L T-EH1 L-Y-AA1


Ooh, I miss dating.


Gettin' all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant.

G-EH1 T-IH0 N-AO1-L D-R-EH1-S T-AH1 P-AH0-N-D G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 F-AE1-N S-IY0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T


I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it's so much fun!

IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R S-OW1 L-AO1 NG-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AH1-N


I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.

AY1 M-IY1-N N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AE1-T HH-OW1 M-W-ER1 IY0 IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T G-IH1 V-IH0-NG B-ER1-TH T-UW1 AH0 S-IH0-K-S T-IY1-N P-AW1-N-D B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T F-AH1-N


Hey, y'know what?


Huh?


What?! Joey, you don't want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.

W-AH1-T JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-L-EY1 D-IY0


Yes I do!


And we're gonna go out, we're gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out

AH0-N D-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-UH1-D T-AY1 M-AH0-N-D T-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R M-AY1-N D-AO1 F-AH1-V CH-AY1-L-D B-ER2 TH-AH0-N-D S-EH1-K SH-AH0-N Z-AE1-N D-AE2-N-D JH-AY1 AH0-N-T B-EY1 B-IY0 HH-EH1-D-Z-S T-R-EH1 CH-IH0 NG-AW1-T


Okay! I'll go with ya! I'll go! I'll go with ya.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-AA1 IH1-L G-OW1 IH1-L G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-AA1


I'll be fun.


All right?


Hi!


Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking

JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 AY1-V B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG


Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good,    and... and my co-star's good

OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 R-AY1 T-IH0 NG-W-AA1-Z G-UH1 D-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 D-ER0 EH1-K T-ER0 IH1-Z G-UH1 D-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-M-AY1 K-OW1-S T-AA0-R-Z G-UH1-D


God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!

G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with    me?

OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0-S K-R-IH1-P T-N-AW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 R-EH1 D-L-AY1-N Z-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.

M-IY1 OW1 N-OW1 AY1 AE1-M N-AA1 T-AE1 N-AE1-K T-R-AH0-S


Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.

OW1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-AE1-S K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Oh screw her, that part is mine!

OW1-S K-R-UW1 HH-ER0 DH-AE1-T P-AA1-R T-IH1 Z-M-AY1-N


Right...  ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.

R-AY1 T-OW1 K-EY1 S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 T-AA1 P-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-EY1 JH-R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R


Okay. . Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you    here.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 D-R-EY1 K-IH1-M S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z-D T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R


I can't believe you married him.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D HH-IH1-M


But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister    in a

B-AH1 T-W-AH1-T CH-OY1-S D-IH1 D-AY1 HH-AE1-V HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z K-IY1 P-IH0-NG M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0 IH0 N-AH0


So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-IY1 F-IY1-L F-AO1 R-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


It's over! You


How can I?


Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again,    or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you?

N-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 IH0-N M-AY1 AA1-R-M Z-AH0 G-EH1 N-AO1-R T-AH1 CH-Y-AO1-R-S K-IH1 N-AO1-R F-IY1 L-Y-AO1-R L-IH1-P S-N-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 M-EY1 K-L-AH1-V T-UW1 Y-UW1


How can I accept that...

HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-AE1-T


I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not    to kiss you right now.

AY1 K-AE1-N N-EH1 V-ER0 K-IH1 S-Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-IH1-T S-AO1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 K-IH1 S-Y-UW1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Kiss me.


What?


Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-ER0 HH-AE1 F-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-IH1-SH F-AO1-R


The bigger half.


I'd like to propose a toast.

IH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 P-R-AH0 P-OW1 Z-AH0 T-OW1-S-T


Little toast here, ding ding.

L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-OW1-S-T HH-IY1-R D-IH1-NG D-IH1-NG


I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AO1-L P-L-AE1-N-D B-AH1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 DH-IH1-S HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-R-EY1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IH0-N V-AA1-L-V D-IH0 V-AO1-R S-AO1-R P-R-AH0 JH-EH1-K T-AH0-L V-AA1 M-AH0 T-IH0-NG


Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know?

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-Y-AH1-D G-AO1-N T-UW1 V-EY1 L-AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z-D B-IH1 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V S-IH1 F-AH0 L-IH0 S-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1 F-W-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IY1 AO1-L T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1


So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1 S-W-AH1 T-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-NG-K F-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R TH-AE1-NG-K-S V-IH2-G-Z S-AH1-K-T


That's so sweet.


And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

AH0-N-D HH-EY1 HH-IH1-R-Z T-UW1 AH0 L-AW1 Z-IY0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S


And a crappy New Year.


Here, here!


Now, hold on!


Hold on!


Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I'm gonna be at that airport and I hope that she'll be there too!

L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-Y-AO1-R D-AO1 T-ER0 AH0-N D-AY1 AA1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 L-IY1-V T-AH0 N-AY1-T F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-UW2-N N-OW1 N-OW0 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 T-EH1-L HH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AE1-T DH-AE1 T-EH1-R P-AO2-R T-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-OW1-P DH-AE1-T SH-EH1-L B-IY1 DH-EH1-R T-UW1


Oh yeah, I said Rachel's name, but it didn't mean anything, Okay?

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 S-EH1 D-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L Z-N-EY1-M B-AH1 T-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-OW2 K-EY1


She's-she's just a friend and that's all!

SH-EH1 SH-AH0-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L


That's all!


Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.

N-AW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1 L-EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 L-AH1-V HH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N T-IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0-N-S P-EH1-N D-IH0-NG M-AY1 L-AY1 F-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S


Please, promise me that you'll tell her that.

P-L-IY1-Z P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-L T-EH1-L HH-ER0 DH-AE1-T


All right, I'll tell her.  Come on bugger face!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L T-EH1-L HH-ER0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N B-AH1 G-ER0 F-EY1-S


Call me.


You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don't you ever go out the bloody window!

Y-UW1-S P-EH1-N-D HH-AE1 F-Y-AO1-R L-AY1 F-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2 M-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 AW1-T DH-AH0 B-L-AH1 D-IY0 W-IH1-N D-OW0


What happened?!!


Well, I don't know!!


We fell asleep! That is all.

W-IY1 F-EH1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1-P DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AO1-L


Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I'd better go.

Y-AE1 Y-EH1 P-Y-AE1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-AH1 IH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 G-OW1


I think that would be best.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 B-EH1-S-T


Yeah. All right, I'll talk to you later.

Y-AE1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Okay. But not about this!

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


No! Never! Never!  Bye.


No touch! No touch!


Umm ma’am, do you have a minute?  I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa.

AH1-M M-AH1-M D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M B-AE1 D-N-UW1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-AE1-N M-UW1-V T-UW1 T-AH1-L S-AH0


What?


It’s a funny story, actually.

IH1-T S-AH0 F-AH1 N-IY0-S T-AO1 R-IY0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0


I kind of fell asleep  in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really  know what I was saying.

AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-EH1 L-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IY1 T-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG S-OW1 W-EH1 N-AY1 S-EH1 D-IH1 D-M-UW1-V T-UW1 T-AH1-L S-AH0 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0-NG


You fell asleep?


Irony?


Not a fan, alright .


See, here’s  the thing.


I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go.

AY1 W-EH1-N-T HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D T-OW1-L D-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-AH0 B-AW1-T T-AH1-L S-AH0 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T G-OW1


See, me, I  love Tulsa!


Tulsa is heaven!


Chandler, I…


Look, Carol, can I call you Carol?

L-UH1-K K-AE1 R-AH0-L K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 K-AE1 R-AH0-L


Wh-why  would I when your name is Elaine?

W-AH1 F-IY0 W-UH1 D-AY1 W-EH1 N-Y-AO1-R N-EY1 M-IH1 Z-IH0 L-EY1-N


Oh what a great picture of your son,  strapping!

OW1 W-AH1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-AO1-R S-AH1-N-S T-R-AE1 P-IH0-NG


That’s a picture of your daughter, isn’t it,  well she’s lovely.

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-AO1-R D-AO1 T-ER0 IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1 T-W-EH1-L SH-EH1 S-L-AH1 V-L-IY0


I like a girl with a strong jaw.

AY1 L-AY1 K-AH0 G-ER1 L-W-IH1 DH-AH0-S T-R-AO1-NG JH-AO1


I’ll call you from Tulsa.

IH1-L K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 F-R-AH1-M T-AH1-L S-AH0


Hi.


Hey.


How are you?


I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?

IH1-M N-AA1-T T-UW1 B-AE1-D F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 B-L-UW1 Z-M-AY1 K-AH1 L-AW0-R HH-OW1 HH-AW2 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-IY1-R


Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 K-R-EH1 D-AH0-T K-AA1-R D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG


That I was not expecting.

DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0-NG


I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.

AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AO1-S T-M-IY1 HH-UW1 T-ER1-N D-Y-UW1 IH0-N


Oh. Thanks.


No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing

N-OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V G-IH1 V-AH0-N M-IY1 S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AO1-S-T F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-V G-AA1 T-AH0-N T-UW1 S-IH1-NG


Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.

W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1 OW1 N-L-IY0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 S-IH1-NG M-EH1 M-OW2


I just can't believe you're in here.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


I mean, what am I gonna do without you?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH1 T-AE1 M-AY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me?

HH-UW1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 K-R-AE1-SH DH-AH0 EH1-M B-AH0 S-IY0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 Z-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Who's gonna take me to the

HH-UW1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1 K-M-IY1 T-UW1 DH-AH0


Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.

AH1 OW1 M-IH1-N D-IY0 Y-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-OW1 W-IY1 AA1-R B-OW1-TH S-OW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


What do you mean?


Smell familiar?


Oh, I am so sorry.


No me, I am so sorry...


Oh my.


Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.

D-AA1-K T-ER0 K-AE1 N-AY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 F-AO1-R JH-AH1-S T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T P-L-IY1 Z-M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 S-L-AY1-T F-OW1 B-IY0 AH0 AH0 B-AW1 T-N-IY1 D-AH0-L-Z


Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1 M-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 TH-IY1-K T-R-AH0-T G-AH1 N-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.

M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 DH-AH0 F-IH1-D Z-W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-F DH-EH1-R Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY1 T-UW1 T-R-IY1-T DH-IH1 S-AO1 R-AH0 L-IY0


No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.

N-OW1 AH1-N D-ER0 DH-IY1-Z S-ER1 K-AH0-M-S T-AE2-N S-AH0 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 AE1 N-IH0-N JH-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1-T HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 N-AW1


Tho?


That's good, have a seat.


Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle.

AH1-M DH-AH0 D-AA1-K T-ER0 S-EH1 Z-IH1-T-S G-AA1 T-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 N-IY1 D-AH0-L


You're just gonna have to be brave, ok?

Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 B-R-EY1 V-OW1 K-EY1


Can you do that for me?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1


Ok.


Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand?

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 B-OY1 Y-UW1 AA1-R D-OY1-N S-OW1 G-UH1 D-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0-S K-W-IY1 Z-M-AY1 HH-AE1-N-D


All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-R-AA1-S D-AA1-N-T-S K-W-IY1 Z-IH1-T S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D


Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard!

HH-AH1 N-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T-S K-W-IY1 Z-IH1-T S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D


Let go of my hand!


You're gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!!

Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 L-AH1 V-M-IY1 S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 G-AA1-T-S T-IH1-NG T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S


Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 D-UW1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-T


Well…let's just say


Oo, where are the seats?


Uh, middle balcony.


You're a mean old woman.

Y-UH1 R-AH0 M-IY1 N-OW1-L D-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don't cry! Let me get my checkbook!

N-OW1 W-EY1 T-N-OW1 SH-AH1 T-Y-UW1 P-IY0 M-IY1-N D-AA1-N-T K-R-AY1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1 T-M-AY1 CH-EH1-K B-UH2-K


Look honey, you don't have to do this, okay?

L-UH1-K HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-OW2 K-EY1


It's the strength you have inside that means the most to me.

IH1-T-S DH-AH0-S T-R-EH1-NG-K TH-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-N S-AY1-D DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T T-UW1 M-IY1


You're loyal, you're honest, and you have integrity!

Y-UH1-R L-OY1 AH0 L-Y-UH1 R-AA1 N-AH0-S T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-N T-EH1 G-R-AH0 T-IY0


That's the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S T-R-EH1-NG-K-TH DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N T-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AE1-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 L-AH1-V


That means nothing to me.  Come on!

DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N


: What are you doing?


Ummm. Oh! I'm sorry.  It's a little old but

AH1 M-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-T S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-OW1-L-D B-AH1-T


: No! You're clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R K-L-AA1 G-IH0 NG-AH1-P DH-AH0 SH-UW1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1-S P-EH1-N T-AH0 HH-AE1-F HH-AW0 R-AH0-N K-L-AO1 NG-IH0-NG


I'm sorry. I didn't—I don't come in here a lot.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 D-IH1-T-N T-IY0 D-AA1-N-T K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0 L-AA1-T


: Oh yeah, of course you don't!

OW1 Y-AE1 AH1-V K-AO1-R S-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T


: 'Cause you're a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of

K-AA1 Z-Y-UH1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-R-IH1-N S-EH0-S D-AE1 D-IY0 B-AY1 M-IY1 AH0 P-IY1-T S-AH0 D-AE1 D-IY0 B-AY1 M-IY1 AH0 K-AE1-N D-IY0 F-AE1-K T-ER0 IY0 D-AE1 D-IY0 M-EY1-K DH-AH0 K-AE1-S T-AH1-V


: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh?

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-M-AE1 N-IH0-N K-AH1 V-ER0 AO2-L Z-W-IH1-L K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D K-L-IY1 N-IH1 T-AH1-P HH-AH1


Well, why don't think of someone else for a change?

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S F-AO1 R-AH0 CH-EY1-N-JH


Okay, I'm sorry.


Hello!


What's this?


Oh right its that girl's phone number.

OW1 R-AY1 T-IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L-Z F-OW1-N N-AH1-M B-ER0


Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me.

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 DH-EH1 R-IH1 T-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-AH0 F-OW1-N N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-T G-ER1-L G-EY1 V-M-IY1


It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but... Whoa!

IH1-T S-N-OW1 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z HH-ER0 HH-OW1-M F-OW1-N N-AH1-M B-ER0 B-AH1 T-W-OW1


Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby!

W-OW1 HH-AO2-P S-AY1 AO1-L M-OW2-S T-L-AO1-S-T DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0


Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it.

Y-AE1 DH-AH0 L-AH1 V-L-IY0 AH0 M-AE1-N D-AH0 G-IH1-V Z-M-IY1 HH-ER0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH0-N D-IY1 G-OW1 AH0-N-D D-R-AA1 P-IH1-T


Thank you.


I don't know how any of these got opened?!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-IY1-Z G-AA1 T-OW1 P-AH0-N-D


You opened them all?


I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 AE1 M-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AY1 M-IY1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 Z-N-EH1 V-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-R-AH1-S T-M-IY1 W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-EH1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Oh hey! You got my parent's gift!

OW1 HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S G-IH1-F-T


Yeah. What is that?


Well, I don't know. I think it does something to salami.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T D-AH1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 S-AH0 L-AA1 M-IY0


Hey! How'd it go?


Yeah. What-what did Tag say?

Y-AE1 W-AE1 T-W-AA2-T D-IH1-D T-AE1-G S-EY1


Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?

T-AE1 G-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 N-OW1 Z-N-AW1


I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you.

AY1 D-UW1 R-AE1 CH-AY1 D-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Oh wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra!

OW1 W-AW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N T-R-AY1 T-UW1 AH0-N HH-UH1 K-M-AY1 B-R-AA1


So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1-L HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 IH1 T-IH1-Z


No, I will. I'm just not up for it tonight.

N-OW1 AY1 W-IH1 L-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1 T-AH1-P F-AO1 R-IH1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you're not gonna be alone in this.

HH-EY1 R-AE1 CH-L-IH1 S-AH0-N N-OW1 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-AH1-T DH-IH1-S G-AY1 S-EH1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 L-OW1 N-IH0-N DH-IH1-S


I'm not?


Y'know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-EH1-L T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V TH-IH1-S T-IH0-S-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L B-AA1-N-D


So,  Rachel Green will you marry me?

S-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L G-R-IY1 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


Thank you.


If I can't have it you can't have it!

IH1 F-AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-AE1 V-IH1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T HH-AE1 V-IH1-T


I can't believe her, y'know it's just—it's so typical.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-IH0-T-S S-OW1 T-IH1 P-AH0 K-AH0-L


Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget.

N-AW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 N-OW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0-P S-EH1-T B-AH1-T D-AA1-N-T F-ER0 G-EH1-T


There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and

DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 TH-R-OW1 DH-AH0 B-UW0 K-EY1 AH0-N-D


Paris?


We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .

W-IY1 W-IH1-L T-EY1 K-AH0 M-UW1 N-L-IH2 T-W-AO1 K-AA1-N DH-AH0 R-UW1 D-IY1 L-AA1


Keep talking.


Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it's romantic, but because I can!

DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-IH1-L-S P-R-IH1-NG K-AH0-L R-OW1-Z P-EH1 D-AH0-L Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-EH1 D-AH0-N D-M-EY1 K-L-AH1 V-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K B-AH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 K-AE1-N


I love you!


Yes!


I win again!


Ha-ha!


$500 that is a loooot of electricity!

F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 L-UW1 T-AH1 V-IH0 L-EH2-K T-R-IH1 S-AH0 T-IY0


Whoo-ho-ho!


I gotta buy some food.


Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.

OW2 K-EY1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 W-IH1-N M-AY1 M-AH1 N-IY0 B-AE1 K-OW2 K-EY1 S-AH1 D-AH0-N D-EH1 TH-W-AH1-N G-OW1 L-W-AH1-N TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


You serious?


Oh yes!


Okay, get ready to owe me!

OW2 K-EY1 G-EH1 T-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 OW1 M-IY1


Okay.


Okay, here we go. Ready?

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 R-EH1 D-IY0


No! No! No! No——one can beat me.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-UW1-N K-AE1-N B-IY1 T-M-IY1


Who is that?!


Don't worry, I'm brave!


Can you tell me who is there please?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 HH-UW1 IH1-Z DH-EH1-R P-L-IY1-Z


Hi!


Hi. Do you know what time it is?

HH-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-AY1 M-IH1 T-IH1-Z


It's candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.

IH1-T-S K-AE1-N D-IY0 T-AY1-M M-AY1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T S-EH1-Z DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 T-EY1-S T-L-AY1 K-L-IH1 T-AH0-L D-R-AA1-P S-AH1-V HH-EH1 V-AH0-N


Oh please!  Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.

OW1 P-L-IY1-Z D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L D-R-AA1-P S-AH1-V HH-EH1 V-AH0-N


4:00 A.M.


So, can I get some candy?

S-OW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M K-AE1-N D-IY0


I am sorry, but some of us have to

AY1 AE1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1-T S-AH1 M-AH1 V-AH1-S HH-AE1-V T-UW1


Umm, listen I am sorry, but I'll put some out first thing in the morning.

AH1 M-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 AE1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-IH1-L P-UH1-T S-AH1 M-AW1-T F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Well okay, I'll swing by later. Do you live in this building?

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L S-W-IH1-NG B-AY1 L-EY1 T-ER0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0-N DH-IH1-S B-IH1-L D-IH0-NG


Um-hmm.


Mm! Seems like I would've remembered you!

M-EH1-M S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-UH1-D-L V-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 D-Y-UW1


Mm! Night Gar'!


Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy's hammered!

EH1 R-AH0 N-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-OW1 DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1 M-ER0-D


I'm sorry Joey, as long as he's here and he's conscious we're still shooting.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 JH-OW1 IY0 AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1-Z HH-IY1-Z HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z K-AA1-N SH-AH0 S-W-ER0-S T-IH1-L SH-UW1 T-IH0-NG


You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork?

Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 B-IH1-G F-AO1-R-K


So I uh, I just talked to the director. That's it, we're done for the day.

S-OW1 AY1 AH1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-ER0 EH1-K T-ER0 TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-W-ER0 D-AH1-N F-AO1-R DH-AH0 D-EY1


Well have we finished the scene?

W-EH1-L HH-AE1 V-W-IY1 F-IH1 N-IH0-SH-T DH-AH0 S-IY1-N


Yeah! You…you were wonderful.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 W-ER0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0-L


As were you.


So I got your car, it's right outside.

S-OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R K-AA1 R-IH1-T S-R-AY1 T-AW1-T S-AY1-D


Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 Y-UH1 R-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M


Is that my ass?


What about these? These look the same?

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IY1-Z DH-IY1 Z-L-UH1-K DH-AH0 S-EY1-M


Definitely!


Not as each other!


Oh, then no.


Hey!


Hi!


You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.

Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-IH1-M DH-AH0 L-AH1 K-IY0 AH0-S T-M-AE1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


Ohh, you're about to get a little luckier.

OW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AH1 K-IY0 ER0


Let me see the earrings.

L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 DH-AH0 IH1 R-IH0-NG-Z


Oh, honey, the earrings


They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?

DH-EY1 L-UH1-K G-R-EY1-T D-AH1 Z-Y-AO1-R B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T T-EY1-S T-AO1 R-W-AH1-T


My boyfriend really does have good taste!

M-AY1 B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N D-R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AH1-Z HH-AE1-V G-UH1-D T-EY1-S-T


Thanks for picking out the earrings man.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R P-IH1 K-IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-AH0 IH1 R-IH0-NG Z-M-AE1-N


Mm-Hm


I know that there's no hole there, I just really liked that picture.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 HH-OW1-L DH-EH1 R-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K-T DH-AE1-T P-IH1-K CH-ER0


Oh my God! Look at this!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S


Okay, but there


I don't care! The wires have come loose in your head!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R DH-AH0 W-AY1 ER0-Z HH-AE1-V K-AH1 M-L-UW1 S-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D


I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-UH1-D F-AA1 L-OW0 DH-AH0 W-AY1 ER0 AY1 K-UH1-D F-AY1-N D-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-T D-IH1-D


And did you?!


No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs.

N-OW1 IH1-T D-IH2 S-AH0 P-IH1-R-Z B-AE1-K DH-EH1-R B-IH0 HH-AY1-N-D DH-AE1-T B-EY1-S B-AO2-R-D F-AO1 R-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T DH-EH1 R-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R-Z


But it didn't. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.

B-AH1 T-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EY1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 T-UW1 M-IH1 S-IH0-Z CH-AE1 T-R-AH0 K-AH0-S


Oh my God.


Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 M-IH1 S-IH0-Z CH-AE1 T-R-AH0 K-AH0-S


Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up…and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 K-L-IH1 R-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 P-IH1 K-IH1 T-Y-UW1 P-AH0-N D-M-UW1 V-IH1 T-N-AW1 AO1 L-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-IH1-Z T-IY1 M-W-ER2 K-OW2 K-EY1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0


Ross, I really don't think

R-AA1 S-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K


Lift!! And slide!


Okay, here we go.


All right everyone, lift!  And slide!!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-L-IH1-F T-AH0-N-D S-L-AY1-D


All right Carl, we're next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?

AO1-L R-AY1-T K-AA1-R L-W-ER0 N-EH1-K-S T-N-AW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1


Another


That's right! And what are you not gonna do?

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-AH0-N D-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


Well, I'm not gonna talk because

W-EH1 L-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 T-AO1-K B-IH0 K-AO1-Z


I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1-T HH-IH1-Z F-IY1 L-IH0-NG Z-M-EY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 B-AH1-T


Oh?my Gawd, I-I understand.

OW1 M-IY0 G-AO1 D-IY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


I-I am so sorry, I'll go.


Good-bye Monica , I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him.

G-UH2-D B-AY1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 W-IH1 SH-Y-UW1 AH0 L-AY1-F T-AY2 M-AH1-V HH-AE1 P-IY0 N-AH0 S-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


Chandler,  you call me when this goes in the pooper.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-UW1 K-AO1-L M-IY1 W-EH1-N DH-IH1-S G-OW1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-UW1 P-ER0


I found my identical hand twin!

AY1 F-AW1-N D-M-AY1 AY0 D-EH1-N T-IH0 K-AH0-L HH-AE1-N-D T-W-IH1-N


Ohh, you are


No!


But she just came up here!

B-AH1-T SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1 M-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


That was Joey!


I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH1-R SH-IY1 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 W-IH1-R-D


Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L SH-EH1-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IH1 CH-ER0-D


Would you stop that!


Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 N-OW1 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1-NG SH-IY1 S-EH1 D-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 K-EY1-M B-AE1-K F-R-AH1-M HH-ER0 L-AH1-N CH-W-IH1 DH-R-IH1 CH-ER0-D


She didn't feel anything for him.

SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T F-IY1 L-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M


She loves you!


Really?


Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.

Y-EH1 S-N-AW1 SH-IY1 F-IY1-L-Z T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L SH-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH1 P-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 F-AY1-N-D HH-ER0


Okay.


Good.  I should really start wearing hats!

G-UH1 D-AY1 SH-UH1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0-S T-AA1-R T-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG HH-AE1-T-S


I mean, why should I let them meet him?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AY1 SH-UH1 D-AY1 L-EH1-T DH-EH1-M M-IY1-T HH-IH1-M


I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 B-R-IH1 NG-AH0 G-AY1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N D-W-IH0 DH-IH1-N F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S TH-EH1 R-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IH1-M


I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1-R L-AY1-K K-AY0 OW1 T-IY0-S P-IH1 K-IH0 NG-AO1-F DH-AH0 W-IY1 K-M-EH1-M B-ER0 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-ER1-D


Listen.


As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.

AE1-Z S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N HH-UW1-Z S-IY1-N M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N HH-ER0 F-EH1-R SH-EH1 R-AH1-V B-AE1-D B-IY1 F-IH1-L T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T S-AH1 CH-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG


I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1 R-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z TH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1


I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-IH1-SH DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N S-IH1-D B-R-IH1 NG-AH0 G-AY1 HH-OW1-M DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 L-AY1-K-T


Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 D-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AH0 AA1-D Z-AH1-V DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0 NG-AA1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-L-IH1 M-ER0 IH1-F DH-EY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1-T DH-AH0 G-AY1


No-no-no-no.  Hey!


Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 B-AY1


Hey sweetie.


Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?

HH-AY1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 S-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-IH1 DH-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-IH1-S P-ER0 IH0-NG


I can't tell you. It's a secret.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 IH1-T S-AH0 S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T


Secret? Married people aren't supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.

S-IY1 K-R-AH0 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1 R-AH0-N-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-W-AH1 N-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-AH1 CH-L-AH1 V-AH0-N D-R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T F-AO1 R-W-AH1 N-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0


Awww.  But still no.


No I'm serious, we should tell each other

N-OW1 IH1-M S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D T-EH1 L-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


Really? Okay, so why don't you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at

R-IH1 L-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 R-AA1-S JH-UW1 N-Y-ER0 Y-IH1 R-AE1-T


If you tell me, I'll tell you what Phoebe said.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 IH1-L T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-AH1-T F-IY1 B-IY0 S-EH1-D


Okay.


So, Ross and I are going to

S-OW1 R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-AY1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1


Oh my God. He threw up?


No, he visited a little town south of throw up.  So what was Phoebe's secret?

N-OW1 HH-IY1 V-IH1 Z-AH0 T-AH0 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-AW1-N S-AW1 TH-AH1-V TH-R-OW1 AH1-P S-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1-Z F-IY1 B-IY0-Z S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T


Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe's old massage place is getting fired.

OW1 N-AE1-N S-IY0 T-AA1-M-P S-AH0-N F-R-AH1-M F-IY1 B-IY0 Z-OW1-L D-M-AH0 S-AA1-ZH P-L-EY1 S-IH1-Z G-EH1 T-IH0-NG F-AY1 ER0-D


That's it?! I gave up my

TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-AY1 G-EY1 V-AH1 P-M-AY1


That's right! You lose sucker!!  Please still marry me.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 L-UW1-Z S-AH1 K-ER0 P-L-IY1-Z-S T-IH1-L M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


Oh hey! How was your audition?

OW1 HH-EY1 HH-AW1 W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1 R-AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


I'm sorry, do I know you?


What are you doing?


Nothing, I'm just practicing blowing you off because I'm gonna be a big movie star!

N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T P-R-AE1-K T-AH0 S-IH0-NG B-L-OW1 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AO1-F B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 B-IH1 G-M-UW1 V-IY0-S T-AA1-R


Oh! You got it?!


Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good.

W-EH1-L N-OW1 N-AA1 T-Y-EH1-T B-AH1-T DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-W-EH1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D


What was it for?


Oh, it's this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century.

OW1 IH1-T-S DH-IH1-S B-IH1-G B-AH1 JH-IH0-T P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 D-M-UW1 V-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IY1-Z TH-R-IY1 IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N B-R-AH1 DH-ER0-Z HH-UW1 K-AH1-M T-UW1 AH0 M-EH1 R-AH0 K-AH0 ER0 AW1-N-D DH-AH0 T-ER1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-EH1-N CH-ER0 IY0


It's really classy!


Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese.

OW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 D-ER0 EH1-K T-ER0 IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S T-N-EH1-K-S T-M-AA1-R T-AH0-N-S K-AO1-R S-AH0-S


The next next?


Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago who's supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right?

Y-AE1 DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1-S G-AY1 F-R-AH1-M SH-AH0 K-AA1 G-OW2 HH-UW1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S T-M-AA1-R T-AH0-N-S K-AO1-R S-AH0 S-AO1-L R-AY1-T


But then this guy's right after him.

B-AH1-T DH-EH1-N DH-IH1-S G-AY1 Z-R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 HH-IH1-M


Hello!


They loved me!


Oh my God!


Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it!  Oh.  Uh, okay uh let me call you back.

AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0-NG M-IY1 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 R-EH1-N T-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-IH1 T-OW1 AH1 OW2 K-EY1 AH1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 K-AO1 L-Y-UW1 B-AE1-K


What's the matter?


They want me to be totally naked in the movie!

DH-EY1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 B-IY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 N-EY1 K-AH0 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0


Wow!


I know! My grandmother's gonna see this!

AY1 N-OW1 M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 DH-IH1-S


Grandma's gonna have to get in line.

G-R-AE1-N D-M-AA2-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0 N-L-AY1-N


Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!

OW1 P-L-IY1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 B-IH1-G K-L-AE1 S-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 T-AH0-S T-M-IY1


What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.

W-AH1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 AH1 Y-UW1 S-AE1 T-N-EH1-K-S-T T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-IY0 S-L-IY1 P-ER0 S-AH0-N


Who?


Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyone's name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames.

OW1 AH1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 OW2 N-IH0 S-N-EY1-M S-OW1 IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 K-EY1 M-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M-Z


Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.

L-AY1-K DH-AH0 G-AY1 AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 S-AY1 D-AH1 V-Y-UW1 W-AA1-Z S-M-EH1 L-IY0 V-AO1-N B-R-AW1-N HH-IH0-R-T


Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?

OW1 Y-AE1 S-OW1 AH1-M D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-IH1 K-N-EY2-M F-AO1-R M-IY1


Umm, no. No.


Yes you did! What was it?

Y-EH1 S-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T


Umm, it's Cutie McPretty.

AH1 M-IH1-T-S K-Y-UW1 T-IY0 M-AH0-K P-R-EH1 T-IY0


Ohh that's so sweet!


Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-I'm having a great time!

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 AY1-M HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1-M


Y'know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but it's not.

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-IH1 T-M-AY1-T B-IY1 W-IH1-R-D DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N-T T-IY1 CH-ER0 TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D T-UW1 B-IY1 F-R-AE1-NG K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 T-UW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T


I mean it's not at all.


Dr. Geller!


Burt!


Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 W-IY1 G-AA1-T S-AH1-M M-AO1-R G-UH1 D-R-IH0 JH-EH1-K SH-AH0-N Z-L-AA1-T S-AH1-V-S T-AH1-F T-UW1 W-ER1 K-AA1-N


Okay, shoot.


Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-OW1 DH-AH0 Z-UW1 K-AH0 M-ER1 SH-AH0-L


I didn't get it?


No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.

N-OW1 DH-EY1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-AE1 Z-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N B-IY1 IH0-NG S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-W-ER1 K-AA1-N DH-AE1-T


Okay, what else?


Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'

AH1-M DH-AH0 AO1-F B-R-OW0 D-EY1 AH0 P-L-EY1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-AH1-T D-AH1-M


Oh.


Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'

OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 D-AH1-M


Hey.


How's the maniac?


Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.

OW1 W-EH1-L HH-IY1 Z-Y-AH1 M-IY0 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-IH1 S-IH0-N


Phoebe, what are you doing?

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.

OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AE1-T-S T-AH1 F-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R HH-IY1 K-W-IH1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1


Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.

F-IY1-B-Z DH-IH1-S G-AY1 HH-AE1-Z B-IH1 N-AH0-B S-EH1-S T-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 F-AO1-R G-AA1 D-N-OW1-Z HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-AH1-P S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.

L-UH1-K HH-IY1 G-EY1 V-M-IY1 HH-IH1 Z-N-AY1-T V-IH1 ZH-AH0-N G-AA1 G-AH0-L Z-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?

Y-UH1-R T-EY1 K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-ER1 D-AH1 V-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 HH-AE1 Z-N-AY1-T V-IH1 ZH-AH0-N G-AA1 G-AH0-L-Z


What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?

W-AH1-T HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T-S T-IH1-L F-AA1 L-OW0 IH0-NG HH-ER0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1 IH1-Z-S T-IH1-L F-AA1 L-OW0 IH0-NG HH-ER0


Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order.

F-IY1-B Z-W-EY1 K-AH1 P-AH0-N-D S-M-EH1-L DH-AH0 R-IY0-S T-R-EY1 N-IH0 NG-AO1-R D-ER0


What are you saying I should do?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1


I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S G-AY1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AH1-S-T HH-IH1-M


Thank you, Monica.


Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.

AO1 R-ER0 Y-UW1 K-UH1-D F-AA1 L-OW0 HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D S-IY1 W-EH1-R HH-IY1 G-OW1-Z


Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-UH1-D D-UW1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-M-AY1-N


Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!

HH-EY1 G-AY1-Z CH-EH1 K-IH1 T-AW1 T-M-AY1 M-AA1-M S-EH1-N T-M-IY1 DH-AH0 P-EY1 P-ER0


Ooh, let's see it!


She's not crazy is she?

SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 IH1-Z SH-IY1


No.


So uh, how you doin'?


There he is!


There's our star!


So, so, what'd ya think?


Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.

AO1-L M-OW2-S T-AE1-Z G-UH1 D-AE1-Z DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 T-UW1 N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-ER1-L Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-IY1 S-AO2


I-I wasn't in that.


Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine.

W-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0-S P-IH1 R-AH0 T-AH1 V-AE1 N-OW1-L D-IH1-N D-IY0 AH0 N-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-N M-AY1-N


So then you know?


The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

DH-AH0 M-EY1-L M-AE2 N-W-AA1-Z D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R-Z S-OW1 AY1 B-R-AO1 T-AH1 P-Y-AO1-R M-EY1-L


Oh, good. Thanks.


Now what is Fabutec?


Okay?


Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop.

AH1-M B-AH1 T-AY1 S-AO1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-N F-OW0 M-ER2 SH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AH1 M-AY1 S-W-EH1-R T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 IY2 V-ER0 B-AA1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-IH0-K S-EH1-P-T F-AO1-R DH-IH1 S-M-AA1-P


But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-AA1 N-L-EH1 G-W-AE1-K S-IH0 NG-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-IH1 T-L-UH1-K-T S-OW1 AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


Oh, it's incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl.

OW1 IH1-T S-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 S-OW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 W-AA0-K S-IY1 N-IY0 G-ER1-L


I know!!


Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!

HH-AH0 L-OW1 AO0-R G-AE1 N-IH0-K S-AH1-B-S T-AH0-N S-AH0 Z-R-IY1 S-AH0-N T-L-IY0 D-IH0-S K-AH1 V-ER0 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 D-EH1-P-TH S-AH1-V DH-AH0 R-EY1-N F-AO1 R-AH0-S-T


They have the best stuff in there.

DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T-S T-AH1 F-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Comin' through. Move, move.


Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.

OW1-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 AY1 W-AA1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0 Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L N-AW1 Y-UH1-R K-IH1-N D-AH0 N-AA1-T


But I saved it. I put my basket on top.

B-AH1 T-AY1 S-EY1-V D-IH1 T-AY1 P-UH1 T-M-AY1 B-AE1-S K-AH0 T-AA1-N T-AA1-P


Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.

OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-S K-AH0 T-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 S-AH1-D-Z


What?


No suds, no save. Ok?


What's goin' on?


Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.

HH-AY1 AH1 N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-UH1 M-AH0-N JH-AH1-S-T T-UH1 K-M-AY1 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Was your basket on top?

W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-S K-AH0 T-AA1-N T-AA1-P


Yeah, but, there were no suds.

Y-AE1 B-AH1-T DH-EH1 R-W-ER0 N-OW1 S-AH1-D-Z


So?


Well, you know, no suds, no save.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 S-AH1-D Z-N-OW1 S-EY1-V


No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.  That's my friend's machine.

N-OW1 S-AH1-D Z-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 HH-OW1-L D-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-ER0-S T-AH1 F-W-AO1-S T-IH0 N-IH1-T


Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 R-UW1 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T


Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that    this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!

K-AA1 Z-IH1-T-S G-UH1 D-M-AH1 N-IY0 B-AH1-T DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T CH-EY1-N-JH DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE1 N-IY1 V-AH0-L B-L-AH1-D S-AH1 K-IH0-NG K-AO1-R P-ER0 AH0 T-M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Well, I think this is a great place to work!

W-EH1 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T P-L-EY1-S T-UW1 W-ER1-K


Ok, are they listening?

OW1 K-EY1 AA1-R DH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG


Varrrrrroom!


Hey!


Watch it lady!


Varrrrrrrrrrom!


Hey-hey good lookin'!


Varrrrrrrrroom.


All right, I'll leave.


My bed's so boring.


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about.

R-AA1-S D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1 F-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1-T


This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1 F-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-AE1-T


if you don't get that...


No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time.

N-OW1 HH-EY1 AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T B-IH1-G T-AY1-M


And I'm happy for ya, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine!

AH0-N D-IH1-M HH-AE1 P-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 B-AH1 T-IH1-M T-AY1 ER0 D-AH1-V HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1 R-AE1-N S-ER0 IH0-NG M-AH0 SH-IY1-N


Okay, I don't know what to do anymore.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Well neither do I!


I'm sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1-T D-IH1 D-AY1 M-IH1 S-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Joey stuffing 15

JH-OW1 IY0-S T-AH1 F-IH0-NG F-IH0-F T-IY1-N


15?  Your personal best! (Ross takes an

F-IH0-F T-IY1 N-Y-AO1-R P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L B-EH1-S T-R-AA1-S T-EY1-K S-AE1-N


Where were you?


Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.

OW1 AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1 T-Y-AE1 AY1 M-EH1-T DH-IH1-S G-ER1 L-AA1-N DH-AH0 T-R-EY1-N G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0 M-AH1-P-S T-EY1-T


Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?

OW1 Y-AE1 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-ER0


No, answer his.


Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 AH0-N-D HH-ER0 AE1-T DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH1-V DH-AH0 T-R-EY1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 S-AE1 T-N-IH1-R DH-AH0 D-AO1-R S-OW1 SH-EH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-AE1-S B-AY1 M-IY1 IH1-F SH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-W-IH1-CH K-AA1-R-Z


She was totally at my mercy.

SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AE1 T-M-AY1 M-ER1 S-IY0


Were you so late because you were burring this woman?

W-ER0 Y-UW1 S-OW1 L-EY1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 B-ER1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0-N


No, I'm getting back down 'cause she lives in Poughkeepsie.

N-OW1 IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG B-AE1-K D-AW1-N K-AA1-Z SH-IY1 L-IH1-V Z-IH0-N P-AH0 K-IH1-P S-IY0


She seems really great, but she's like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.

SH-IY1 S-IY1-M Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-R-EY1-T B-AH1-T SH-EH1 S-L-AY1-K T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 G-R-EY1-T B-AH1-T SH-IY1 L-IH1-V-Z T-UW1 AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1 F-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0 W-EY1


How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie?  That joke would've killed in Albany.

HH-AW1 K-AE1-N SH-IY1 B-IY1 G-R-EY1 T-IH1-F SH-EH1-S F-R-AH1-M P-AH0 K-IH1-P S-IY0 DH-AE1-T JH-OW1 K-W-UH1-D-L-V K-IH1-L D-IH0 N-AO1-L B-AH0 N-IY0


Done! I did it! Heh, who's stupid now?

D-AH1 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T HH-EH1 HH-UW1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-N-AW1


No, there is no way! It can

N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-OW1 W-EY1 IH1-T K-AE1-N


Why is your family


He cannot play at our wedding!

HH-IY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T P-L-EY1 AE1 T-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


I mean everyone will leave!

AY1 M-IY1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-W-IH1-L L-IY1-V


I mean come on, that is just noise!

AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S T-N-OY1-Z


It's not even a song!

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 S-AO1-NG


If you listen very carefully, I think its

IH1 F-Y-UW1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N V-EH1 R-IY0 K-EH1-R F-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S


Oh, I want to look too! . Yikes!

OW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-UH1-K T-UW1 Y-AY1-K-S


So do you think that these pictures—Are, are they trying to tell a story?

S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T DH-IY1-Z P-IH1-K CH-ER0 CH-ER0 AA1-R DH-EY1 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1 L-AH0-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Oh, yeah, sure.


I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out, 'Where are they, where are they?'

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-EY1 S-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-Y-AH1 NG-W-UH1 M-AH0-N SH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-L-AO1-S-T HH-ER0 K-L-OW1-DH-Z S-OW1 SH-IY1 R-AY1-D Z-N-EY1 K-AH0 D-AA1-N DH-AH0 HH-AO1-R-S SH-EH1-S K-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-EH1 R-AA1-R DH-EY1 W-EH1 R-AA1-R DH-EY1


Well, she's not going to find them lying in the grass like that.

W-EH1-L SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D DH-EH1 M-L-AY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 G-R-AE1 S-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?

OW1 Y-AE1 AO1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 D-EY1 Z-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AA1-R N-L-IH1-F T-AH1 P-Y-AO1-R SH-ER1 T-AH0-N-D B-EH1-N D-OW1 V-ER0


Yeah.


You see, now, I would date this girl.

Y-UW1 S-IY1 N-AW1 AY1 W-UH1-D D-EY1-T DH-IH1-S G-ER1-L


She's cute, she's outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire.

SH-EH1-S K-Y-UW1-T SH-EH1 S-AW2-T D-AO1 R-IH0 S-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 N-OW1-Z HH-AW1 T-UW1 B-IH1-L D-AH0 F-AY1 ER0


I mean, that's got to come in handy

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-AE1-T-S G-AA1-T T-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-AE1-N D-IY0


Okay, I've got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 P-IH1 K-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1-S T-UW1 D-EY1-T HH-UW1 W-UH1 D-IH1-T B-IY1


I don't know.


Me neither.


Rachel.


What?!


I don't know.  Me neither.


Look, I wanted to tell I'm-I'm sorry you lost.

L-UH1 K-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-IH1 M-IH0-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 L-AO1-S-T


Listen, I've got a secret for ya. I let him win.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 AY1 L-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-W-IH1-N


Is that a secret or a lie.

IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-AH0 S-IY1 K-R-AH0 T-AO1 R-AH0 L-AY1


No, I let him win—Ross!

N-OW1 AY1 L-EH1-T HH-IH1 M-W-IH1 N-R-AH0-S


Would you tell her I let you win please?

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0 AY1 L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 W-IH1-N P-L-IY1-Z


Oh. Yeah.  Uh Chandler


I am strong! I'll show you!

AY1 AE1-M-S T-R-AO1 NG-IH1-L SH-OW1 Y-UW1


Chandler please!


Oh what's the matter? Are you scared?

OW1 W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 AA1 R-Y-UW1-S K-EH1-R-D


Let's go big bunny!


Okay. 1…2…3—Go!   I'm gonna kill myself!

OW2 K-EY1 W-OW2 N-IH0 T-W-EH0 TH-R-OW1 G-EY0 AY1 AE1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1-L M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-IH1 Z-AH1 IH1-Z-S T-AE1 T-AH0 N-AY1 L-AH0-N D-R-IH1 L-IY0 AE1 N-AY1 L-AH0-N-D


Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 DH-EY1 K-AO1 L-IH1-T-S T-AE1 T-AH0-N


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

OW1 HH-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-L-AO1 NG-AY1 L-AH0-N-D


Also an island.


Hey, what time is it?


Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

W-AW1 Y-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1 T-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N TH-R-OW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1-S B-AO1 L-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T D-R-AA1 P-IH0 NG-IH1-T F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AE1 N-AW1 ER0


Are you serious?!


Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.

Y-AE1 AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z D-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 HH-AE1-F HH-AW0 R-AH0 G-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG K-AA1 Z-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 JH-IH1-NG-K S-IH1-T


Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!

W-AW1 W-IY1 AA1-R P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-UH1 D-AE1-T DH-IH1-S HH-EY1 W-IY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-AH1-N-CH


Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal!  Yeah, my pants are a little loose!

OW1 IY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 M-IH1-S T-AH0 M-IY1 L-Y-AE1 M-AY1 P-AE1-N-T S-AA1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-UW1-S


Hey, you guys


Hey!


Who is it?


It's Phoebe! Phoebe!


Oh God. So-so you're making porn movies.

OW1 G-AA1-D S-OW1 S-OW0 Y-UH1-R M-EY1 K-IH0-NG P-AO1-R-N M-UW1 V-IY0-Z


No I'm not.


You're making one right now!

Y-UH1-R M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-W-AH1 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


And-


Yeah, can I help you with something?

Y-AE1 K-AE1 N-AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Look, I'm talking right now! You're—you mean her.

L-UH1 K-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 Y-AO2 R-OW1 Y-UW0 M-IY1-N HH-ER0


Y'know, twin stuff is always a real big seller.

IH1 K-N-OW0 T-W-IH1-N-S T-AH1 F-IH1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AH0 R-IY1-L B-IH1-G S-EH1 L-ER0


What?!


Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.

Y-AE1 AY1 K-AE1-N T-AO1-K DH-EH1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K TH-ER1 D-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


No!!


And stop using my name!

AH0-N-D-S T-AA1 P-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG M-AY1 N-EY1-M


And shame on you!


And shame on all of you!

AH0-N-D SH-EY1 M-AA1 N-AO1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


You're disgusting!


Especially you  with that!

AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 Y-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T


Hey!


Hi Pheebs!


Are you moving out?


No, these aren't all my suitcases.  This one's Paolo's.

N-OW1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1 R-AH0-N T-AO1-L M-AY1 S-UW1-T K-EY2 S-IH0-Z DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N-Z P-AA1 L-OW0-Z


Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?

AH1 M-AH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-AE1 N-W-IY1 T-AO1-K F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1-K


Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.

W-EH1-L S-UH1-R HH-AW2-T S-AH0 S-EH1-K DH-OW1 K-AA1-Z P-AA1 L-OW0 Z-AA1-N HH-IH1 Z-W-EY1 OW1 V-ER0


Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...


Ok, um,  we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me.

OW1 K-EY1 AH1 M-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-N-OW1 N-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 F-AO1-R DH-AE1 T-L-AO1 NG-AH0 T-AY1 M-AH0-N D-AH1-M DH-EH1 R-AA1-R TH-R-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

W-AH1-N M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1-R DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T TH-IH1 NG-IH0-N M-AY1 L-AY1-F T-UW1 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 L-AY1 AH0-N-D TH-R-IY1 AY1 M-EY1-K DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-OW1 T-M-IY2-L R-EY1 Z-IH0-N K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-ER1-L-D


Ok, thanks Pheebs  Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!

OW1 K-EY1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-IY1-B Z-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 T-EY1-S T-AH0-D DH-IY1-Z B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies

OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-EY1-K DH-EH1 M-AH0 L-AA1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S F-EH1-R T-UW1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 K-UH1 K-IY0-Z


All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-OW1 T-M-IY2-L K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D


Which proves that I never lie.

W-IH1-CH P-R-UW1-V-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 L-AY1


I guess you don't.


Paolo made a pass at me.

P-AW1 L-OW0 M-EY1 D-AH0 P-AE1 S-AE1 T-M-IY1


Why would I be freaking out?

W-AY1 W-UH1 D-AY1 B-IY1 F-R-IY1 K-IH0 NG-AW1-T


A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.

AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N N-EY1-M-D HH-EH1-L D-IY0 K-AO1-L D-AH0-N-D S-EH1 D-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D B-AH1-T DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 D-EY1


Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun!

HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-IY1 W-ER0 AE1-T DH-IH1-S B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L P-L-EY1 S-AH0-N D-IY1 W-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1 T-AW1 ER0 N-EY1-M-Z D-AW1-N F-AO1-R F-AH1-N


I mean, what's the harm in that?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 HH-AA1-R M-IH0-N DH-AE1-T


Right here!


Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-AA1-Z T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-R-EH1 SH-ER0 Y-UW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Phoebe and Rachel!


So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

S-OW1 DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-N-UW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG B-IH0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-EH1-L D-IY0 AH0-N D-AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 S-AH1-M B-AE1-N-D K-AO1-L-D-S T-AA1-R L-AY2 T-M-AE1 JH-IH0-K S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 V-EY1 L-AH0 B-AH0-L B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


It was a mistake. Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 M-IH0-S T-EY1-K P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T T-EY1-K DH-IH1-S T-UW1 M-IY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T


Okay.


Really?


Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready

Y-EH1 S-IH1 F-IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1 T-R-EH1 D-IY0


I know! I know.


I'm gonna go tell Joey that  that you're back. I was really worried about you.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 T-EH1-L JH-OW1 IY0 DH-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R B-AE1 K-AY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-ER1 IY0 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Hey, did she buy it?


Totally.


So did Heldi show you the place?

S-OW1 D-IH1-D HH-EH1-L D-IY0 SH-OW1 Y-UW1 DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-S


Yeah, it's beautiful.


I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1-S K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1


I know.


Okay look, I have an idea.

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 N-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Why don't we, why don't we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him.

W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 S-IY1 W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-N-AH1-M B-ER0 HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-AA1-N HH-IH1-Z-S P-IY1-D D-AY1 AH0 L-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N F-R-AH1-M DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N T-EH1-L HH-UW1 HH-AE1 Z-M-AO1 R-IH0-N K-AA1 M-AH0 N-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


And then whoever does gets the phone.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 D-AH1-Z G-EH1-T-S DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.

AO1-L R-AY1-T F-ER1-S T-N-EY1 M-AA1-N DH-AH0-S P-IY1-D D-AY1 AH0 L-IH1 Z-M-AA1-M


Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.

OW1 AY1 L-AO1-S T-M-AY1 M-AA1-M T-UW1 S-UW1 AH0 S-AY2-D


Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.

OW2 K-EY1 N-OW1 W-EY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AA0 T-Y-UW1-Z DH-AE1-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 K-Y-UW1-T G-AY1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T B-L-UW1 B-EH2 R-IY0 M-AH1 F-AH0-N


Did I use that already today? I'm sorry.

D-IH1 D-AY1 Y-UW1-S DH-AE1 T-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 T-AH0 D-EY1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Joe.


Oh, I win! He's got


So you don't know that's


His new girlfriend!