Comin' out. Place your bet.  Dice are out.  Double or nothin'! Pay the front line!

K-OW1 M-IH0 N-AW1-T P-L-EY1 S-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-T D-AY1 S-AA1 R-AW1-T D-AH1 B-AH0 L-AO1-R N-AA1 TH-IH0-N P-EY1 DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N T-L-AY1-N


Hmm.


Do you remember where the duck food is?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1-R DH-AH0 D-AH1-K F-UW1 D-IH1-Z


Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. Why?

Y-AE1 IH1-T S-IH0-N DH-AH0 G-AY1 Z-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 S-IH1-NG K-W-AY1


Because I'm going to London.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AH1-N D-AH0-N


What?! What do you mean you're going to London?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AH1-N D-AH0-N


Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him.

Y-AE1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L R-AA1-S DH-AE1 T-AY1 L-AH1-V HH-IH1-M


Now honey, you take care, you don't have those babies until I get back.

N-AW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-OW1-Z B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AY1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K


But I have to tell him how I feel!

B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M HH-AW1 AY1 F-IY1-L


He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.

HH-IY1 D-IH0 Z-ER1-V-Z T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-AE1 N-IH0-N F-AO1-R-M-D D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0-N


That's not why you're going!

TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AY1 Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG


You're going because you hope he's gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach.

Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-OW1-P HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 Y-AE1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 T-UW1 R-AE1-CH


Forget that British chippy."

F-ER0 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T B-R-IH1 T-IH0-SH CH-IH1 P-IY0


Ohh—Do you think he will?!

OW1 D-OW0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K HH-IY1 W-IH1-L


No!


Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding!

L-UH1 K-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-OW1 Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EH1 S-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-AH0-N D-R-UW1 AH0-N HH-IH1 Z-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Y'know, it's too late!


I'm sorry, I know this must be really hard, it's over.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R D-IH1-T S-OW1 V-ER0


Y'know what? No. It's not over until someone says, "I do."

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N T-IH1-L S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N S-EH1 Z-AY1 D-UW1


I do! I do! I do!  I do!  Ugh, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.

AY1 D-UW1 AY1 D-UW1 AY1 D-UW1 AY1 D-UW1 AH1 G-L-AY1 K-AY1 K-AE1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 CH-EY1 S-Y-UW1 IH1-M K-AE1 R-IY0 IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-ER0


So is everybody here?

S-OW1 IH1 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-IY1-R


I got here a little early myself.

AY1 G-AA1-T HH-IY1 R-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-ER1 L-IY0 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


Let us begin.


Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.

N-AW1 DH-AH0 HH-AY2 D-R-OW0 S-AO1-R JH-IH0-Z HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 N-ER1-TH T-IH0-N T-UW1 M-EY1 N-L-OW0 K-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Here.


Now as for the hydrosaurs

N-AW1 AE1-Z F-AO1-R DH-AH0 HH-AY1 D-R-OW0 S-AO2-R-Z


Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.

W-EH1-L S-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 B-EH1 TH-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1 Z-AY1 SH-UH1 D-AH0-V K-AH0-N S-IH1 D-ER0 D-Y-AO1-R F-IY1 L-IH0-NG-Z B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 W-EH1-N-T HH-OW1 M-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-N-AY1-T


So, do you think you can forgive me?

S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-ER0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1


Great.


Thanks.


Okay, bye.


Hello, Jennifer?


Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there?

OW1 HH-AY1 M-IH1 S-IH0 Z-L-AO1 R-IY0 OW0 IH1-Z JH-EH1 N-AH0 F-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Oh, she's not home huh?


Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.

W-EH1 L-AA1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-UW1


Hey!


Hi.


Are you all right?


Oh my God! He did it?


Well…did you know he was gonna ask me?

W-EH1-L D-AH0 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1-S K-M-IY1


Are you kidding?


I’m like the one who talked him into it.

IH1 M-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 T-AO1-K-T HH-IH1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 IH1-T


I  like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.

AY1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AE1-Z DH-AH0 P-AH1 P-AH0 T-M-AE1-S T-ER0 AH1-V DH-AH0 G-R-UW1-P


And you really think this is a good idea?

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


I just talked him into it, don’t tell me I have to do you too.  The puppet master gets tired people.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1-K-T HH-IH1 M-IH0-N T-UW1 IH1-T D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-AH1 P-AH0 T-M-AE1-S T-ER0 G-EH1-T-S T-AY1 ER0-D P-IY1 P-AH0-L


I just don’t know! It just doesn’t feel right.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T F-IY1-L R-AY1-T


Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks  so.

W-AY1 Y-UW1 T-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1 M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K-S S-OW1


Really?! Even Ross?


Especially Ross!


Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y’know what? I’ll-I’ll come  back later.

OW1 AH1 HH-EY1 F-IY1-B Z-AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IH1 L-AH0-L K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-L-EY1 T-ER0


Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I’ll guess just…I’ll  come back.

W-AW1 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH1 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 F-UH1-L HH-AW1-S HH-IY1 R-IH1-L G-EH1-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0-L K-AH1-M B-AE1-K


There he goes, your fiancée.

DH-EH1-R HH-IY1 G-OW1 Z-Y-AO1-R F-IY0 AE1-N S-IY0


I guess so.


Although he does play with himself in his sleep.

AO2-L DH-OW1 HH-IY1 D-AH1-Z P-L-EY1 W-IH1-DH HH-IH0-M S-EH1-L F-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z S-L-IY1-P


I can’t say that I’m surprised.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z-D


Oh, that is so unfortunate.

OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0-T


What?


Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.

K-Y-UW1 T-N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1 IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-W-EY1-T


Okay, I'll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L B-IY1 B-AE1 K-IH0-N JH-AH1-S T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 L-EH1-F T-L-IH1-P-S T-IH2 K-M-AA1-R-K S-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-IY1 V-L-IH1-P-S T-IH2 K-M-AA1-R-K S-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


Oh, then it must've been you. Bye.

OW1 DH-EH1 N-IH1 T-M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 B-IH1 N-Y-UW1 B-AY1


Bye-bye!  That's why I moved out.

B-AY1 B-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 AY1 M-UW1-V D-AW1-T


Hey, y'know while we're on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don't live here anymore.

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AY1 L-W-ER0 AA1-N DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EH1-L M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-V HH-IY1 R-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


I think on some levels she already knows.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AA1-N S-AH1 M-L-EH1 V-AH0-L-Z SH-IY1 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 N-OW1-Z


Night Mon. Night Julio.

N-AY1 T-M-OW1-N N-AY1-T JH-UW1 L-IY0 OW0


Adiós.


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

L-UH1-K JH-UW1 L-IY0 OW0 S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-L-EH1-F-T DH-EH1-R B-UH1-K HH-IY1-R


Ah actually, that is mine.

AA1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-M-AY1-N


Oh yeah, what are you reading?

OW1 Y-AE1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?

F-L-AW1 ER0 Z-AH1 V-IY1 V-AH0-L B-AY1 B-OW0 D-AA1 L-ER0 IY0 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH1-T


Have I read it?  No, are you enjoying it?

HH-AE1 V-AY1 R-EH1 D-IH1 T-N-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 IH0 NG-IH1-T


I thought I would, but the translation's no good.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-UH1-D B-AH1-T DH-AH0 T-R-AE0-N Z-L-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-N-OW1 G-UH1-D


Your a poet and don't know it.

Y-AO1 R-AH0 P-OW1 AH0 T-AH0-N-D D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T


Actually I ah, I am a poet.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 AA1 AY1 AE1 M-AH0 P-OW1 AH0-T


Oh, then you do know it.  So um what kind of things do you write about?

OW1 DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-OW1 AH1 M-W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG-Z D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-AY1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T


Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip.

TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-M-UW1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 DH-AH0 SH-AE1 D-OW2 AH1 V-AH0 T-R-IY1 AH0 CH-AY1-L D-L-AE1 F-IH0 NG-AO1-R DH-IH1 S-L-IH1-P


Mine?  Right here?


I can write an epic poem about this lip.

AY1 K-AE1 N-R-AY1 T-AE1 N-EH1 P-IH0-K P-OW1 AH0 M-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-L-IH1-P


How would that go?  Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.

HH-AW1 W-UH1-D DH-AE1-T G-OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-R-AY1-M B-AH1 T-AY1 L-AY1-K T-IH1-T


Last stop, Montreal. This stop is Montreal.

L-AE1-S-T-S T-AA1 P-M-AH2-N T-R-IY0 AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AA1 P-IH1 Z-M-AH2-N T-R-IY0 AO1-L


What?


I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win.

AY1 M-EY1 D-AH0 B-EH1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-AY1 Z-N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 S-IY1 DH-EH1 M-AY1 W-IH1-N


We're at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?

W-ER0 AE1 T-M-AY1-S T-AA1-P B-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 HH-AE1-V K-AA1 F-IY0


Are we really in Montreal?!

AA1 R-W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-N M-AH2-N T-R-IY0 AO1-L


Yes we are. So, coffee?


Coffee sounds great.  Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?

K-AA1 F-IY0 S-AW1-N-D-Z G-R-EY1 T-W-EY1-T S-OW1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0-N M-AH2-N T-R-IY0 AO1-L


Oh, no. But it's just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.

OW1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0 T-UW1 AW1 ER0 F-EH1 R-IY0 R-AY1-D T-UW1 N-OW1 V-AH0-S K-OW1 SH-AH0


Okay, here's batch 22.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 R-IH1-Z B-AE1-CH T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 T-UW1


Oh, maybe these'll taste a little like your grandmother's.

OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-EH1 S-AH0-L T-EY1-S T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0-Z


This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.

DH-IH1-S HH-AE1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH1 V-AO1 R-AH0-N-JH P-IY1-L B-AH1 T-N-OW1 N-AH1 T-M-EH2-G


Let's give it a shot.


Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?

OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 B-EY1-K S-EY1-L


No, just a Friday night.

N-OW1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 F-R-AY1 D-IY0 N-AY1-T


Would she?


Would she?  You ate my candy bar!

W-UH1-D SH-IY1 Y-UW1 EY1 T-M-AY1 K-AE1-N D-IY0 B-AA1-R


Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.

OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 HH-EY1 T-M-AY1 JH-AA1 B-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-AY1 HH-EY1 T-M-AY1 JH-AA1 B-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1-T


I know honey, I'm sorry.

AY1 N-OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in.

OW1 AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-W-IH1-T B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 SH-UH1-D-S T-IH1 K-IH1 T-AW1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-AY1 W-UH1-D S-AH1 CH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N-S T-EY1 IH0-N S-AH1 CH-AH0 D-IH0 M-IY1 N-IH0-NG JH-AA1-B JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-R-IY0 M-OW1 T-L-IY0 R-IH0 L-EY1 T-IH0-D T-UW1 DH-AH0 F-IY1-L-D TH-EH1 R-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N


Gee, I don't know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!

JH-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 R-AE1 CH-AO1-R D-ER0 AH1 P-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 Y-EH1-N T-EH2-L S-UW1 P-AH0 JH-EY1-M-Z B-IY1-N Z-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AW1 D-IY0 HH-OW1-L-D DH-AH0 D-AW1 D-IY0


Oh honey, come on, I'm sorry, I didn't....

OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T


I don't mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-AY1-N-D P-EY1 IH0-NG M-AY1 D-UW1 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AE1 M-AY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 L-ER1 N-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AE1 SH-AH0-N B-AY1 W-AO1 K-IH0-NG M-IH1 R-AH0 DH-AH0 AA0-R TH-R-IH1 T-IH0-K S-IY1-M-S T-R-IH0-S T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M


Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?

HH-AY1 IH1 Z-M-AY1 M-IH1 Z-ER0 IY0 AH0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1


It's not funny, this is actually my job.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T F-AH1 N-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 M-AY1 JH-AA1-B


Oh believe me, I-I-I've been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.

OW1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 AY1 V-IH0 B-IH1-N DH-EH1 R-AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 S-AO1-R T-M-AE1 N-AH0 K-IH0-N HH-EH1-D Z-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-M-AE1 N-AH0 K-IH0-N-Z P-L-AH1-S


Oh well then, so I'm just going to go back to talking to my friend here.

OW1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N S-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D HH-IY1-R


And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L HH-AE1-M B-ER0 G-ER0


Ah, just one other thing.

AA1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1 N-AH1 DH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG


Yes?!


I ah, I work at


Do you want my pickle?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-AY1 P-IH1 K-AH0-L


Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2-Z D-EY1 L-IY0 N-UW1-Z


Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 CH-EH1 K-M-AY1 HH-AO1 R-AH0-S K-OW2-P S-IY1 IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-AY1-T


Oh my God.


Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.

D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-N-AW1 B-AH1-T B-IH0 HH-AY1-N D-AH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 HH-AE1-Z DH-AH0 P-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-L T-UW1 B-R-EY1 K-AW1 ER0 HH-AA1-R-T S-AH0-N-D P-L-AH1-N JH-AH1 S-IH0-N T-UW1 AH0 P-IH1 T-AH1-V D-IH0 P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N


Where?  Ooh, come to Momma.


He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.

HH-IY1-Z K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-IY1 K-UW1-L B-IY1 K-UW1-L B-IY1 K-UW1-L


We should do something. Whistle.

W-IY1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-IH1 S-AH0-L


We are not going to whistle.

W-IY1 AA1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-IH1 S-AH0-L


Come on, do it.


Do it do it do it!


Woo-woo!


I can't believe you did that!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T


Hi! Umm, I'm Monica Geller, I'm the chef at Alessandro's.

HH-AY1 AH1 M-IH1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0 IH1-M DH-AH0 SH-EH1 F-AE1 T-AE2 L-AH0 S-AA1-N D-R-OW0-Z


Still?


I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 AA1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0-N F-EH1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-AY1 B-UW1 L-AH0 P-EY2-B Z-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 CH-AE1-N-S


I don't see any reason why I would do that to myself again.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-AY1 AY1 W-UH1-D D-UW1 DH-AE1-T T-UW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AH0 G-EH1-N


Either eat it, or be in it.

IY1 DH-ER0 IY1 T-IH1 T-AO1-R B-IY1 IH0 N-IH1-T


Spoon?  So, what do you think?

S-P-UW1-N S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


I'm torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal.

IH1-M T-AO1-R-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N M-AY1 IH0-N T-EH1 G-R-AH0 T-IY0 AH0-N D-M-AY1 D-IH0 Z-AY1 ER0 T-UW1 AH0 V-OY1 D-AH0 B-IY1 T-IH0-NG B-AH1 T-AY1 M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 AA1 N-AH0-S T-Y-AO1-R S-OW1 P-IH1 Z-AH0 B-IH1 Z-M-AH0-L


Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here.. there's a new class comin' in.

TH-AE1 T-AH0 G-ER1-L HH-AH1 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 N-UW1 K-L-AE1-S K-OW1 M-IH0 N-IH0-N


Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce?

W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 IH2-N T-R-AH0 D-AH1-K SH-AH0-N T-UW1 K-UH1 K-IH0-NG N-AW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1-S T-AA1-R-T K-AE1 N-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N T-EH1-L M-IY1 DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH0 HH-AA1 L-AH0-N D-EY2-Z S-AO1 S-AH0-N D-AH0 B-ER1 N-AY0-Z S-AO1-S


I can.


Okay, go ahead.


Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.

W-EH1 L-AH1-M DH-EY1 B-OW1-TH HH-AE1 V-AH0 EH1 G-Y-OW1 K-AH0-N-D B-AH1 T-ER0 B-EY1-S B-AH1 T-AH0 B-ER1 N-AY0-Z HH-AE1-Z SH-AE1 L-AH0-T-S SH-ER1 V-AH0 L-AH0-N D-M-OW1-S T-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-L-IY0 T-AA1 R-AH0 G-AA2-N


That's very good, what's your name?

TH-AE1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1 D-W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R N-EY1-M


Monica.


Monica, you go to the head of the class.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-EH1 D-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-L-AE1-S


Okay.


And there's a country called Argentinaaaa,    it's a place I've never seeeeen.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 K-AH1-N T-R-IY0 K-AO1-L D-AA2-R JH-AH0-N T-IY1 N-AH0 T-AH0 IH1-T S-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY0 IY1-N


But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a    human spleen.

B-AH1 T-IH1-M T-OW1-L-D F-AO1-R F-IH1-F T-IY0 P-EY1 S-OW0 Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N B-AY1 AH0 HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N-S P-L-IY1-N


Human spleeeen.


Olé!


What are you doing here!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street,    so I am here to entertain!

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D K-AH1-S T-AH0 M-ER0 Z-L-AY1-N D-AH1 P-IH0-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1-T S-OW1 AY1 AE1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 EH2-N T-ER0 T-EY1-N


Great!


Yeah!


It really has been great too, you know, some of this people    must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs!

IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N G-R-EY1-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-AH1 M-AH1-V DH-IH1-S P-IY1 P-AH0-L M-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V S-IY1-N M-IY1 P-L-EY1 B-IH0 F-AO1-R B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 W-ER0 R-IH0 K-W-EH1-S T-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1 V-M-AY1 S-AO1-NG-Z


Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 S-AH1 K-AH0-N-D SH-AH1 T-AH1 P-AH0-N-D G-OW1 HH-OW1-M


Listen Phoebe...


Yeah.


You know how much I love listening to your music, you know,    but...

Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 L-AH1 V-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-AO1-R M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T


But what?


This is kind of a classy place.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 K-L-AE1 S-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Ok, say no more.


I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.

IH1-M S-OW1 B-AO1-R-D-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-R-EY1 N-W-IY1 W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T D-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Well, I've brought some books. We could read.

W-EH1 L-AY1-V B-R-AO1-T S-AH1-M B-UH1-K S-W-IY1 K-UH1 D-R-EH1-D


Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.

HH-EY1 IH1-T HH-AE1-S-N-T K-AH1-M T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-EH1-T


Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-M-AY1-N D-IH1 F-AY1 D-UW1


I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 S-ER1 DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R F-AO1-R DH-AH0 F-AA2-R M-AH0 S-UW1 T-IH0 K-AH0-L K-AH0-N V-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?

HH-EY1 R-AE1-CH D-UW1 Y-UW1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 K-AH0-N V-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


We can't. We're not pharmacists!

W-IY1 K-AE1-N T-W-ER0 N-AA1-T F-AA1-R M-AH0 S-IH0-S-T-S


I know we're not, but  Frank Medeio and...  Eva Trorro... womba...

AY1 N-OW1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T B-AH1-T F-R-AE1-NG K-M-AH0 D-IY1 Y-OW0 AH0-N D-EY1 V-AH0 T-R-AO1 R-OW0 W-AA1-M B-AH0


Kate Miller?


Kate Miller it is.


And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.

AH0-N-D TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T S-EH1-K S-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V DH-IH1 S-W-IY1 K-EH2-N-D


In that case should I make sure it's on real good?

IH0-N DH-AE1-T K-EY1-S SH-UH1 D-AY1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-IH1-T S-AA1 N-R-IY1-L G-UH1-D


Thank you.


Oh my God!


We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.

W-IY1 HH-ER1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R P-AE1-N-T S-IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0


This year was supposed to be great!

DH-IH1 S-Y-IH1 R-W-AA1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T


But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!

B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D D-EY1 AH0-N D-IH1 M-AH0 L-UW1 Z-ER0 W-IH1-DH-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-L-EH1 DH-ER0 P-AE1-N-T-S DH-AE1-T D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N F-IH1-T


No. No, you're not a loser.

N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 L-UW1 Z-ER0


Look at me!


Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you!  Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-R-AA1-S B-EH1-N D-R-UW1 AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-UW1 HH-AH1 Y-AW0 R-EY1 Y-ER0 AH0 K-AW1 B-OY2


Oh, be-because of the leather pants.

OW1 B-EH1 B-AH0 K-AW2 S-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-EH1 DH-ER0 P-AE1-N-T-S


See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.

S-IY1 B-EH1-N D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1 R-AH0 L-UW1 Z-ER0 HH-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-Y-UH1 R-AH0 K-AW1 B-OY2 N-AW1 TH-AE1-T-S S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


That really is something.. that's really cool.

DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG TH-AE1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-UW1-L


Maybe I should get another pair!

M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 P-EH1-R


Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides.

UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 TH-EY1 DH-IY0 HH-AE1-D S-AH1 M-W-IH1-DH F-R-IH1-N JH-AO1-L D-AW1-N DH-AH0 S-AY1-D-Z


I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 K-IH1-S B-EH1-N G-UH1 D-N-AY2-T


I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-IH1 M-AH0 K-AW1 B-OY2


I would make a good cowboy.

AY1 W-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-AH0 G-UH1-D K-AW1 B-OY2


Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG Z-R-AE1-P T-AH1-P HH-IY1 R-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 M-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 D-UW1 M-AY1 L-AO1-N D-R-IY0


Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty.  Yep.

OW1 Y-AE1 M-IY1 T-UW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-F DH-IH1-S SH-ER1 T-IH1-Z D-ER1 T-IY0 Y-EH1-P


No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!

N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-IH1-D


Oh yeah!


Great nap.


It really was.


Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are.

AH1 M-IY1 G-EY1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V K-L-OW1-S F-R-EH1-N-D-Z HH-UW1 AA1-R


So, let's talk about women. I'm sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.

S-OW1 L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-IH1-M SH-UH1 R-AW1 ER0 F-IY1 M-EY2-L R-IY1 D-ER0 Z-W-IH1-L B-IY1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0-D T-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0 K-L-AY1-F


Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin'?"

OW0 HH-OW1 HH-UW0 HH-AW1 AY1 D-UW1 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AY1 L-UH1 K-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AH1 P-AH0-N-D D-AW1 N-AH0-N-D S-EY1 HH-EY1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 D-OY1-N


Oh, please!


Hey, how you doin'?


Hey Mikey


Hey P


What are you doing?


Setting rattraps


To kill Bob??


No, no, to test his neck strength.

N-OW1 N-OW1 T-UW1 T-EH1-S-T HH-IH1 Z-N-EH1-K-S T-R-EH1-NG-K-TH


No, Mike, I don't want to kill him!

N-OW1 M-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-IH1-L HH-IH1-M


I thought we were just gonna    capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can    maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 K-AE1-P CH-ER0 HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-EH1-T HH-IH1-M F-R-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AH1-N T-R-IY0 S-AY1 D-W-EH1-R HH-IY1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 B-IY0 M-IY1 T-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-L-IY0 P-AA1 S-AH0 M-AH0-N D-AH0 W-AY1-Z K-R-AE2 K-IH0 NG-AW1-L


Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 IH1-L TH-R-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-P-S


I'll find Bob, I'll get him.

IH1-L F-AY1-N-D B-AA1 B-IH1-L G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M


Bob!


Robert!


Oh wait, I think I hear him.

OW1 W-EY1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-IY1-R HH-IH1-M


Oh - Oh my god!


Bob    had babies!


Better think of a new name for him.

B-EH1 T-ER0 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-AH0 N-UW1 N-EY1-M F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M


I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 L-AY1-K B-AA1-B F-AO1 R-AH0 G-ER1-L


I don't know, I mean I'm not sure  ...

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M N-AA1-T SH-UH1-R


Oh my god, we killed Bob!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-IY1 K-IH1-L-D B-AA1-B


Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.

M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 T-W-AO1-S-T B-AA1 B-M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 M-AW1-S


Suzie


Hmmm, soup!


Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?

JH-OW1 IY0 R-AA1 S-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-EH1 N-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 M-AY1-N D-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG B-EH1-N F-AO1-R M-IY1 W-AY1 L-AY1 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0 Z-R-UW1-M


Oh yeah, no problem.


Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection.

HH-AY1 B-EH1-N S-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AE1 N-AE1-K T-ER0 HH-AH1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 IH1-T S-N-OW1 P-IH1 K-N-IH2-K DH-EH1-R-Z T-AH1-N Z-AH1 V-R-IH0 JH-EH1-K SH-AH0-N


Joey!


What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!

W-AH1 T-W-AH1 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D HH-IH1-M T-UW1 IH2-N V-AY1 T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T


Yeah, but he waited until the last minute!

Y-AE1 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-EY1 T-AH0 D-AH0-N T-IH1-L DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-M-IH1 N-AH0-T


So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party.

S-OW1 IH1 F-AY1 S-EH1 D-Y-EH1-S HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 D-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG B-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 N-W-EY1 T-ER0 AW1-N-D F-AO1 R-AE1 N-IH2-N V-IH0 T-EY1 SH-AH0-N T-UW1 HH-IH1-Z-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D P-AA1-R T-IY0


I said, "No!"


Which puts


Great. So the ball is in his court?

G-R-EY1-T S-OW1 DH-AH0 B-AO1 L-IH1 Z-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z K-AO1-R-T


Ball? There is no ball.


Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?

OW1 HH-EY1 R-AE1 CH-AY1 TH-AO1 T-W-IY1 S-EH1-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N


Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.

Y-AE1 AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AH1 L-EH1-T-S-S K-IH1 P-IH1-T


What?! Why?!


Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and

AH1 M-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 S-IY1-M T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH1 M-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L B-AA1-N D-AH0-N-D


Oh great! That


Do-do you, do you have brothers?

D-OW1 D-OW0 Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V B-R-AH1 DH-ER0-Z


No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.

N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z B-AH1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1-M HH-AE1 Z-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AE1-S K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 N-EH1 N-ER0 JH-IY0


Are you close with them?


No-no, they're not very nice people.

N-AA1 N-OW0 TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1-S P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Okay, listen, I really like you.

OW2 K-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1


Okay?


So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-IH1-M K-L-OW1-S T-UW1 M-AY1 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 L-EH1-T DH-AE1-T-S T-AE1-N D-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-EY1 AH1 V-AH1-S


Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of

W-EH1 L-AH1 IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-IY1 W-EH1 N-W-AH0 N-Y-UW1 P-UH1 T-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T D-AH1-Z S-AO1-R T-AH1-V


Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!

D-AE1 N-IY0 HH-ER1 IY0 AH1-P DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-IH1-Z G-EH1 T-IH0-NG K-OW1-L-D


What?


Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.

Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


It's over.


Oh, was it awful?


Well, it was loong.


I didn't even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o'clock shadow on her head.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-R-IY1 L-AY2-Z HH-AW1 L-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AY1 N-OW1 T-AH0-S-T DH-AH0 F-AY1 V-AH0 K-L-AA1-K SH-AE1 D-OW2 AA1-N HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D


Anyway, she didn't want to stay.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1-S T-EY1


I called a cab. she just left.

AY1 K-AO1-L D-AH0 K-AE1-B SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1-F-T


I wrote you a letter.


Ohh! Thank you! I like mail.

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 AY1 L-AY1 K-M-EY1-L


It's just some things I've been thinking about.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1-V B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.

S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1 S-AH0-N-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-AH1-S G-EH1 T-IH0-NG B-AE1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F


Okay.  Wow, it's-it's 5:30 in the morning.  So, I'd better get cracking on this baby.

OW2 K-EY1 W-AW1 IH1-T-S T-IH0-S F-AY1-V TH-ER1 D-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG S-OW1 IH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 G-EH1-T K-R-AE1 K-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0


Well, I'll be waiting for you, just come up when you're done.

W-EH1 L-IH1-L B-IY1 W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R D-AH1-N


Okay, I'll be up in,  18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L B-IY1 AH1 P-IH0 N-EY0 T-IY1-N P-EY1 JH-AH0-Z F-R-AH1-N T-AH0-N-D B-AE1-K V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0-NG


The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!

DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-ER0 K-AE1 R-IY0-D DH-AH0 B-R-EH1-D-S T-IH0-K S-IH0-N HH-IH1-Z P-AE1-N-T-S


Well, you said that we except the

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 IH0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-AH0


All right, that I'll retract.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-L R-IY0 T-R-AE1-K-T


But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn't it.

B-AH1 T-AY1-S T-AE1-N-D B-AY1 M-AY1 R-IY2 V-Y-UW1 AY1 N-OW1 F-UW1 D-AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S T-IH1-T


You're marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice!

Y-UH1-R M-AA0 R-IH0 N-AA1 R-AH0 S-AO1-S T-EY1-S T-AH0 D-L-AY1-K T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW2 JH-UW1-S


You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.

Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D S-ER1 V-IH1 T-W-IH1-DH V-AA1-D K-AH0 AH0-N D-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH1-V S-EH1 L-ER0 IY0


Hey! I'm proud of that sauce, it's delicious.

HH-EY1 IH1-M P-R-AW1 D-AH1-V DH-AE1-T S-AO1 S-IH1-T-S D-IH0 L-IH1 SH-AH0-S


Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 OW1 N-AE1 N-IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0 N-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T T-EY1-S-T-S G-UH1 D-W-EH1 R-AA1 R-Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N F-R-AH1-M


Lebanon.


Hand me those tomatoes, I'm gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.

HH-AE1-N D-M-IY1 DH-OW1-Z T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW0 Z-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 SH-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-T SH-UH1-D T-EY1-S T-L-AY1-K K-AH1 M-AA1-N HH-AE1-N D-M-IY1 DH-EH1-M


How long is this gonna take? 'Cause I got another critic to go yell at.

HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1-K K-AA1 Z-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 K-R-IH1 T-IH0-K T-UW1 G-OW1 Y-EH1 L-AE1-T


Okay, then what happened?

OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1 N-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.  You'll get your turn!

OW1 Y-UW1 HH-UW0 Y-UW1 HH-UW0 Y-UW1-L G-EH1 T-Y-AO1-R T-ER1-N


Hey Pheebs, what's going on?

HH-EY1 F-IY1-B Z-W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Nothing!   This is not over!

N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-OW1 V-ER0


No! No! No!


What?!


I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in…  Actually, thanks!

AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH1 P-AO1-L N-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AE1-S T-IY0 L-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-AH0-N D-N-AW1 IH1-T S-AO1-L K-AH1 V-ER0 D-IH1 N-IH0 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-NG-K-S


All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0-Z


Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.

AH1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0-S K-IH1 P-IH1-T


Really?


Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.

Y-AE1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-EY1 AH0-N D-R-EH1 D-M-AY1 B-UH1 K-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AH0 L-OW1 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.

OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AH1-M T-AA1-M HH-AE1-NG-K S-M-EH1 G-R-AY1 AH0-N DH-EY1 G-EH1 T-M-EY1 L-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F


That's okay, Joe.


All right, let's go Pheebs.


Oh God!


That was amazing.


I know.


Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever?

HH-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-W-IY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S-T CH-EY1-N-JH D-AW1 ER0 L-IH1-V-Z F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0


We may have just started a family.

W-IY1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-AH0 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0


Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.

N-AY1-N M-AH1-N-TH-S F-R-AH1-M N-AW1 W-IY1 K-AE1-N B-IY1 HH-IY1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AW1 ER0 OW1-N B-EY1 B-IY0


And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

AH0-N D-IH1 F-N-AA1 T-W-IY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-AA1 N-AH0 B-AH1 K-AH0-T


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can't just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You're gonna get peep eye!

R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0-S T-AA1 P-OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T-S T-EH1-R TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 P-IY1-P HH-OW1-L F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 AW1 ER0 Z-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T P-IY1 P-AY1


I knew it!


I always knew she liked him!

AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-N-UW1 SH-IY1 L-AY1-K-T HH-IH1-M


Y'know, she'd say no, but here we are!

IH1 K-N-OW0 SH-EH1-D S-EY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 AA1-R


We just broke up, first thing she does!

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T B-R-OW1 K-AH1-P F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1-NG SH-IY1 D-AH1-Z


You didn't just break up.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S-T B-R-EY1 K-AH1-P


Hey, it's been like three weeks!

HH-EY1 IH1-T-S B-IH1 N-L-AY1-K TH-R-IY1 W-IY1-K-S


You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!

Y-UW1 S-L-EH1-P T-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 TH-R-IY1 AW1 ER0 Z-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 B-R-OW1 K-AH1 P-AY1 M-IY1-N B-UH1 L-AH0-T-S HH-AE1 V-L-EH1-F-T G-AH1-N-Z S-L-OW1 ER0


Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?

HH-EY1 S-OW1 AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T


Oh yeah!


Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-ER1-K TH-IH1-NG Z-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0


Well, there's this one thing… Okay,  here goes.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N TH-IH1 NG-OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1-R G-OW1-Z


I made a promise that--Oh hey!

AY1 M-EY1 D-AH0 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-AE1 TH-OW0 HH-EY1


What?


Oh God.


No!


This-this happened when my grandfather died.

TH-IH1-S T-IH0-S HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-W-EH1-N M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N-D F-AA2 DH-ER0 D-AY1-D


It's ugh!


Sorry.


Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 W-AA0-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1


Umm


Sorry. Sorry.


Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 AH1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IY1 Y-UW1 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 S-AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IY1 Y-UW1 IY1 DH-ER0


Hello, Chip.


Hey, Rach! How ya doin'?


I'm great! I'm great. I've got a great job at

IH1-M G-R-EY1 T-IH1-M G-R-EY1 T-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T JH-AA1 B-AE1-T


So ah, Monica ready yet?

S-OW1 AA1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 R-EH1 D-IY0 Y-EH1-T


She'll be out in a second. So, Chip, how's umm, Amy Welch?

SH-EH1-L B-IY1 AW1 T-IH0 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D S-OW1 CH-IH1-P HH-AW1 Z-AH1 M-EY1 M-IY0 W-EH1-L-CH


Amy Welch? Wow! I haven't seen her since... So, Monica about ready?

EY1 M-IY0 W-EH1-L CH-W-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1-N HH-ER0 S-IH1-N-S S-OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0 B-AW1 T-R-EH1 D-IY0


That's right, I love you! And-and I'm gonna play with you all the time.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AE1-N D-AE2-N D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?

HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 L-EH1-T HH-IH1-M T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-AO1-R K-R-AA1 CH-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


He's talking to the baby.

HH-IY1-Z T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


Okay!


Okay, cause when-when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words," I thought, "There's a trick."

OW2 K-EY1 K-AA1 Z-W-EH1 N-W-AH0-N HH-IY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 K-AE1-N T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-Y-AO1-R F-ER1-S T-W-ER1-D Z-AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 T-R-IH1-K


Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I'll see you later.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Okay.


Oh my, oh my God!


Aw, it's unbelievable!

AO1 IH1-T S-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


Wow!


She is kicking so much!

SH-IY1 IH1-Z K-IH1 K-IH0-NG S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


Oh, she's like umm…oh…who's that kind of annoying girl soccer player?

OW1 SH-EH1 S-L-AY1 K-AH0 M-W-AA1 HH-OW0-Z DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 N-OY1 IH0-NG G-ER1-L S-AA1 K-ER0 P-L-EY1 ER0


Mia Hamm?


Mia Hamm!


Oh that's amazing.


Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!

OW1 HH-OW0 W-AH1-N HH-AE1-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 SH-IY1-T JH-OW1


Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!


Okay, what do you guys think?

OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z TH-IH1-NG-K


Dude!


I have never known love like this.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 N-OW1 N-L-AH1 V-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


You really like it?


Dude! How-how did you write this?

D-UW1-D HH-OW1 HH-AW2 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 R-AY1-T DH-IH1-S


I stole Monica's and changed the name.

AY1-S T-OW1-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D CH-EY1-N-JH-D DH-AH0 N-EY1-M


You can't


If he goes first he can!

IH1-F HH-IY1 G-OW1-Z F-ER1-S-T HH-IY1 K-AE1-N


Yeah!


Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y'know?

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 IY1-S T-IH1-L TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D T-R-AY1 T-UW1 P-AE1-CH TH-IH1-NG Z-AH1 P-IH1 K-N-OW0


Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.

L-AY1 K-AH1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1 G-EH1-T T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S T-UW1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 N-IH1-K-S G-EY1 M-AH0-N D-IH2-N V-AY1-T HH-IH1-M


Oh wow that's a great idea! And

OW1 W-AW1 TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AH0-N-D


Here you go.


Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one.

HH-AY2 HH-IY0 EH1 TH-IY0 OW2 AY1 G-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


Y'know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just—I don't get Chandler.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-Y-AA1 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-AY1 JH-UW1-S T-IY0 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Y'know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don't get all upset.

IH1 K-N-OW0 M-IY1 AH0-N-D HH-IH1-M D-UW1-S T-AH1 F-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-AO1 L-AH1-P S-EH2-T


All the time?


All the time!


Cassie, how you-how you doin' on that…hot dog.

K-AE1 S-IY0 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 HH-AW2 Y-UW1 D-OY1 N-AA1-N TH-AE1 T-AH0-TH D-AO1-G


I'm all done.


Thank God.


I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

AY1 G-EH1-S DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AH1 NG-AW1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-EH1 N-AW1 ER0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-R-EH1-N T-AH0-D DH-AE1-T B-IY1-CH HH-AW1-S T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Oh right.


Right.


Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you 'til you cried?

UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 AH1 AY1 P-IH1-N D-Y-UW1 D-AW1 N-AH0-N-D T-IH1 K-AH0-L D-Y-UW1 T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 K-R-AY1-D


We're probably too old to do that now.

W-ER0 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 T-UW1 OW1-L-D T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-N-AW1


I'll always remember that summer, because it's when I got all of these freckles.

IH1 L-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1-T S-AH1 M-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-W-EH1 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z F-R-EH1 K-AH0-L-Z


Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I'll always remember that summer because that's when I realized that we are related.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 Y-UW1 HH-UW0 AE2-N D-AE1 D-AH0-N D-IH1 L-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AE1-T S-AH1 M-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z TH-AE1-T S-W-EH1 N-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z-D DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 AA1-R R-IH0 L-EY1 T-IH0-D


It took you that long to figure it out, huh?

IH1-T T-UH1 K-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-L-AO1-NG T-UW1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 IH1 T-AW1-T HH-AH1


Well I'm, I'm a little slow.  Just as our children would be.

W-EH1 L-IH1 M-IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L S-L-OW1 JH-AH1-S T-AE1 Z-AW1 ER0 CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0 N-W-UH1-D B-IY1


Relax every muscle in your body.

R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 M-AH1 S-AH0 L-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R B-AA1 D-IY0


Listen to the plinky-plunky music.

L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-L-IH1-NG K-IH2-NG P-L-AH0 K-IY0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K


Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 K-L-OW1 S-Y-UW1 AY1 Z-AH0-N-D TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-AH0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Okay, tell me your happy place.

OW2 K-EY1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 Y-AO1-R HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Richard's living room, drinking wine.

R-IH1 CH-ER0-D Z-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-R-UW1-M D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-W-AY1-N


All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-AA1 T-AH0 R-IH1 CH-ER0-D TH-IH1-NG JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1-T D-AW1-N DH-AH0 G-L-AE1 S-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-AW1-T


I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Well, okay, fine, use my happy place.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1 N-Y-UW1 S-M-AY1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-M-UW1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


All right, I'll try not to.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L T-R-AY1 N-AA1-T T-UW1


Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....

OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 Y-AO1 R-IH0 N-AH0 M-EH1 D-OW2 M-IH1 L-Y-AH0-N Z-AH1-V-S T-AA1-R Z-IH0-N DH-AH0-S K-AY1


Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K B-R-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1 M-W-AA1 Z-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 JH-M-IH0-S T-EY1-K


All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-AA1-R N-OW1 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1 S-OW2 K-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 W-AO1-R-M B-R-IY1 Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-UW1 N-L-AY2-T F-L-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 T-R-IY1-Z


I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.

IH1-L B-EH1-T HH-IY1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 OW1 V-ER0 M-IY1 IH1-L B-EH1-T HH-IY1-Z F-AY1-N


All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-W-EY1 JH-ER0 IH0 NG-AH1 V-EH1 N-IY0 K-AY1-N D-AA1 R-IH1-M SH-UH1-R N-AA1-T P-ER0 M-IH1 T-AH0 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-L-EY1-S


Okay.


Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains.

JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW2 JH-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EH1 TH-L-AH1 V-L-IY0 W-AO1 T-ER0 F-AO2-L Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 DH-AH0 T-R-IH1 K-L-IH0-NG F-AW1-N T-AH0-N-Z


And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-TH K-AA1 M-IH0-NG S-AW1-N-D Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AE1 B-AH0 L-IH0-NG B-R-UH1-K


Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-IH1-M-S T-IH1 L-AH0 W-EY1 K-AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-IY1


OK sweetie, I'll see you later.

OW1 K-EY1 S-W-IY1 T-IY0 IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


See you later Rach.


Bye-bye Julie.


Hey.


Hey, c'mon, cut it out.


Hey?


What?


Can I ask you somethin'?

K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-N


Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.

HH-EY1 R-AE1 CH-W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 N-UW1 S-AO1 NG-IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 N-AH1-V S-IH1 NG-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1 N-AY1 R-OW1 T-IH1-T DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0


Ok.


Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?

AH1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L S-W-IY1-T HH-AA2-R-T K-UH1 D-AY1 S-IY1 Y-AA1 F-AO1 R-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T


What's up?


F.Y.I..


I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons.

AY1-V D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D T-UW1 P-EY1 AH0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L M-Y-UW0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N T-UW1 P-L-EY1 IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AA1-N S-AH1-N D-EY2 AE2-F T-ER0 N-UW1-N-Z


Her name is Stephanie... something.

HH-ER0 N-EY1 M-IH1-Z-S T-EH1 F-AH0 N-IY0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


She's supposed to be very good.

SH-EH1-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1-D


But what about Phoebe?


Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N D-IH1-Z B-AE1 D-IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T SH-EH1-S S-OW1 B-AE1-D SH-IY1 M-EY1-K S-M-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 P-UH1 T-M-AY1 F-IH1-NG G-ER0 TH-R-UW1 M-AY1 AY1 IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 B-R-EY1 N-AH0-N-D S-W-ER1 L-IH1 T-ER0 AW1-N-D


Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 F-AE1-N B-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T D-UW1 DH-IH1-S T-UW1 HH-ER0


Uh...


Ahh, no.


Oh.


Are you jealous?


Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all.

N-UW1 AY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 W-AY1 SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 P-L-EY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L


I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?

AY1 M-IY1-N D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 IH1 K-N-OW0 AH1 DH-ER0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0 M-AA1-M-Z F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH1-V HH-ER0 OW1-N


You are totally jealous.

Y-UW1 AA1-R T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 JH-EH1 L-AH0-S


I'm not jealous.


All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers.

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L F-IY1 L-IH0-NG S-ER1 T-AH0-N TH-IH1-NG Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH0 B-AW1-T-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0-Z


And y'know, and um, I...


Honey, I love you too.


Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.


What?


Huh.


Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 K-IH1-S DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T F-ER0 G-EH1-T F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0


Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.

Y-AE1 IY1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-AO1 R-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-ER1-N-D HH-IH1 M-AA1 N-AH0-N-D S-EH1-N-T HH-IH1 M-AO1-F T-UW1 AH0-S T-R-IH1 P-ER0


I can't believe you came back.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 K-EY1-M B-AE1-K


Don't say anything.


I don't wanna speak, I don't wanna think.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0-S P-IY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-K


I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-IY1 AH0-N-D K-IH1 S-M-IY1 AH0-N D-M-EY1 K-L-AH1-V T-UW1 M-IY1 R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Rachel! Rachel!


You missed the exit!


Oh, sorry.


My God, what were you thinking about?

M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Um,  Barry.


Awwwww


I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!

AY1 JH-UW1-S T-IY0 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 IH0 N-L-AH1-V


Dude!


And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor.  And might I say your breasts are still showing.

AH0-N-D HH-AE1-T S-AO1-F T-UW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 K-W-AY1 T-AH0 K-AH0-M P-EH1 T-AH0 T-ER0 AH0-N D-M-AY1 T-AY1 S-EY1 Y-AO1-R B-R-EH1-S-T S-AA1-R-S T-IH1-L SH-OW1 IH0-NG


God!


All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!

AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-IH1-T S-OW1 V-ER0 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 N-OW1-Z


Well actually, Ross doesn't.

W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 R-AA1-S D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T


Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.

Y-EH1 S-AH0-N D-W-EH1 D-AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-IH1 T-IH1 F-N-OW1 W-AH1-N T-OW1-L-D HH-IH1 M-Y-EH1-T


Dear Mary-Angela.


Hi.


How?s it going.


This is the hardest letter I?ve ever had to write.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 HH-AA1-R D-AH0-S T-L-EH1 T-ER0 AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 R-AY1-T


What the hell?s a matter with you?

W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L Z-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


How do you think Joey?s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K JH-OY1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IY0 AE1-K T-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 F-AY1-N-D Z-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 B-L-UW1 AO1-F HH-IH1-Z S-IH1-S T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-EH1 T-ER0


Well, that?s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I?ll be in Cuba.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-UW1-V-D T-UW1 F-R-AE1-N S-W-EH1 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-L B-IY1 IH0-N K-Y-UW1 B-AH0


All right, look, look, you?ve got to do this yourself, okay in person.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-OW2 K-EY1 IH0-N P-ER1 S-AH0-N


At least you know her name.

AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-ER0 N-EY1-M


You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-AW1 S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AE1-S-K F-AO1-R M-EH2 R-IY0 AE1-NG G-AH0 L-OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 N-W-IH1 CH-EH1 V-ER0 W-AH1-N SH-IY1 IH1-Z K-AH1-M-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 D-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-EY1-K HH-ER0 F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AO1 K-Y-UW1 L-EH1-T HH-ER0 D-AW1 N-IY1 Z-IY0


Where in Cuba?


Hey.


You uh, you may have been right about Jill.

Y-UW1 AH1 Y-UW1 M-EY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-R-AY1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T JH-IH1-L


Oh! I knew it! What happened?

OW1 AY1 N-UW1 IH1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Umm, she kissed me.


What?! You kissed!


All right.


Okay, here you go.  I have two queens, what do you have?

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-W-IY1-N Z-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V


A two and a five.


Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!

HH-OW1 HH-OW1 Y-UW1 W-IH1-N F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


Oh yeah! Okay, let's play again.  What do you got?

OW1 Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S P-L-EY1 AH0 G-EH1 N-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T


A four and a nine.


You're kidding right?


No. Why?


Well that's a full cup!


Damn! I am good at Cups!

D-AE1 M-AY1 AE1-M G-UH1 D-AE1-T K-AH1-P-S


What? Why? Where are you?


I'm still on the set!


Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!

JH-OW1 IY0 DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-IH0 N-L-EH1-S DH-AE1 N-AE1 N-AW1 ER0


I know! I'm sorry! The guy's drunk, they won't let me go until we get this.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AH0 G-AY1-Z D-R-AH1-NG-K DH-EY1 W-OW1-N T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-OW1 AH0-N T-IH1 L-W-IY1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S


Oh my God! I'm gonna have to find another minister.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 M-IH1 N-AH0-S T-ER0


No! No, I'm the minister! Alright, look-look, put 'em both on the phone, I'll marry them right now.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M DH-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-S T-ER0 AO2-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-L-UH2-K P-UH1 T-EH1-M B-OW1 TH-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-IH1-L M-EH1 R-IY0 DH-EH1 M-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Ugh! Joey, I have to go.

AH1-G JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1


Hey! Don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!

HH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-AH1 P-AA1-N M-IY1 IH1-L M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-M-IY1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 P-AW1 ER0


Oh hey Joey! What's up?


I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?

AY1 K-AE1-N-T D-IH0 S-AY1 D-W-IH1 CH-R-UW1-T T-UW1 T-EY1-K T-UW1 V-EY1 G-AH0-S HH-EY1 Y-UW1-V T-R-AE1 V-AH0-L D-AH0 L-AA1 T-R-AY1-T


Yeah, I've been around.


Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 S-OW0 W-IH1 CH-R-UW1-T SH-UH1 D-AY1 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 N-AO1-R DH-ER0 N-R-UW1 T-AO1-R DH-AH0 S-AH1 DH-ER0 N-R-UW1-T


Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.

UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 N-AO1-R DH-ER0 N-R-UW1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 M-AE1 N-IH0 N-IH2 L-AH0 N-OY1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-IH1-R D-AH1-V B-IY1-Z


Great! Problem solved!


Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.

EH0-S T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-AH1 M-W-ER1 K-IY1 L-AO1-S T-M-AY1 HH-EH1-L TH-IH0-N SH-UH1 R-AH0-N-S


All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.

AO1-L R-AY1-T F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1 NG-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 D-UW1 D-AE1 M-AH0-JH K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L


Why?


Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.

W-EH1 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AW1-T DH-EH1-R M-EY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N B-AE1 D-M-AW1 DH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 T-AW1-N


Bastard!


You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh!

Y-UW1 M-IY1 N-W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-EH1-R L-AY1 K-IH1 K-N-OW0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-L-AO1-N D-R-IY0 AO1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG G-R-OW1 S-ER0 IY0 SH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-AO1 R-OW0


All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!

AO1-L DH-AE1-T T-AY1-M M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-S P-EH1-N T-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-W-IH1-DH S-AE1 D-L-IH1-N D-AH0 F-R-AH1-M K-AE1-M-P


Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T F-OW1-N D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-T


Oh, I can't believe it!


I mean I think it's great!

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S G-R-EY1-T


For him.


She might be able to do better.

SH-IY1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 B-EH1 T-ER0


Hey guys!


Joey! Come here! Come here!

JH-OW1 IY0 K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R


Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.

F-IY1 B-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T F-AW1-N D-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


You mean how they're friends and nothing more?

Y-UW1 M-IY1-N HH-AW1 TH-EH1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH0-N D-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG M-AO1-R


No. Joey, she


Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 N-AW1 DH-EY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L N-OW1-Z


Yes, but y'know what?


It doesn't matter who knows what.

IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 HH-UW1 N-OW1 Z-W-AH1-T


Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know!

N-AW1 IH0 N-AH1 F-AH1 V-AH1 S-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L DH-EH1-M DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 N-OW1


Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!

DH-EH1 N-AO1-L DH-AH0 L-AY1 IH0 NG-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 S-IY1 K-R-AH0-T S-W-UH1-D F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 B-IY1 OW1 V-ER0


It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.

IH1-T S-AH0 T-R-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 P-ER0 EY1 D-IH1-F DH-AH0 P-ER0 EY1-D D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0 D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-EY1 M-UW1-V D-AW1 T-AH0-N D-AH0 B-AE1-N D-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0


Y'know, you're friend's getting married, it's gotta change things.

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UH1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH1-T-S G-AA1 T-AH0 CH-EY1-N-JH TH-IH1-NG-Z


You really think it would be that different?

Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 DH-AE1-T D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T


How could it not be?


I mean pretty soon they're gonna be having kids, and then they're just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids.

AY1 M-IY1-N P-R-IH1 T-IY0 S-UW1-N TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG K-IH1-D Z-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N TH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-AE1 NG-IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH1 DH-ER0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L-Z HH-UW1 HH-AE1-V K-IH1-D-Z


And then maybe they're gonna have to leave the city to be near a

AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N M-EY1 B-IY0 TH-EH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-IY1-V DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 T-UW1 B-IY1 N-IH1 R-AH0


Well, things change.


I don't want them to move to a

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T DH-EH1-M T-UW1 M-UW1-V T-UW1 AH0


It'll be okay Joe.


Its still there!


Mrs. Braverman must be out.

M-IH1 S-IH0-Z B-R-EY1 V-ER0 M-AH0-N M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 AW1-T


She could be out of town. Maybe she'll be gone for months.

SH-IY1 K-UH1-D B-IY1 AW1 T-AH1-V T-AW1-N M-EY1 B-IY0 SH-EH1-L B-IY1 G-AO1-N F-AO1-R M-AH1-N-TH-S


Well, we don't want that.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T DH-AE1-T


No, so we're protecting her.

N-OW1 S-OW1 W-ER0 P-R-AH0 T-EH1-K T-IH0-NG HH-ER0


But we should take it.


Why?


Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?

HH-EY1 K-IH1 K-IY0 W-AH1 T-ER0 Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.

JH-AH1-S-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-L-IY1 P-IH0-N M-AY1 AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


Well, you're gonna.


I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...

AY1-V B-IH1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 IH1 M-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-IY1 IH0-NG G-ER1-L Z-AA1-N T-AA1 P-AH1-V G-ER1-L-Z


Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?

AA1-R DH-EY1 EH1-N-D T-UW1 EH1-N D-AO1-R T-AO1-L L-AY1-K P-AE1-N K-EY2-K-S


Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 IH1 M-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know?

AH0-N D-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 R-AY1 T-W-AH1-N K-AH1-M Z-AH0 L-AO1 NG-IH1-D B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0-S T-AE1-N D-AH2-P G-AY1 AH0-N-D G-OW1 DH-AH0 D-IH1-S T-AH0-N S-IH1 K-N-OW0


Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...

N-AW1 IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-AY1 D-AE1-D TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG


Hey, you're not him.


You're you.


When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?

W-EH1-N DH-EY1 W-ER0 AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0-Z P-AY1 F-AH0 T-IH0-P T-IH0-NG B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 K-EY1-V


No.


You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business.

Y-UW1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 AW0 T-W-AO1 F-ER0 K-AE1-K T-ER0 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S


Now that wasn't easy, but you did it!

N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S T-IY1 Z-IY0 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T


And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."

AH0-N D-IH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 R-AY1 T-W-UH1 M-AH0-N K-AH1-M Z-AH0 L-AO1 NG-Y-UW1 W-IH1-L HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 K-ER1 AH0 JH-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-AH1-T-S T-UW1 S-EY1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K S-IH1-M M-EH1 R-IY0-D


You really think so?


Yeah. I really do.


Thanks, Chandler.


Get off!


Hi.


Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?

Y-AO1-R F-EH0 T-AA0 K-IY1 N-IY0 AE2-L F-R-EY1 D-OW0 L-UH1-K S-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L D-R-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 Z-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R CH-IY1-Z


When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EY1 Y-UW1-Z-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1 N-IY1 T-AE1 Z-AH0 P-R-IY0 K-UW1 IH0-NG S-N-AE1-K


And the cream?


Cheese makes me thirsty.


Okay. Let's move on.


All right.


Oh! Something smells good over at Monica's station!  Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! You've never made this before?

OW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-M-EH1-L-Z G-UH1 D-OW1 V-ER0 AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z-S T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 M-EY1-D DH-IH1-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Oh no!


I don't know anything about cooking.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T K-UH1 K-IH0-NG


I had to ask someone what it's called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.

AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 AE1-S-K S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-W-AH1 T-IH1-T-S K-AO1-L D-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 W-EH1-N DH-AH0 W-AO1 T-ER0 M-EY1-K-S DH-OW1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-AH1 B-AH0-L-Z


Well, hats off to the chef.

W-EH1-L HH-AE1-T S-AO1-F T-UW1 DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F


I-I-I'm sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn't hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?

AY1 AH0-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-ER1 OW0 Y-ER0 M-AW1 DH-W-AA1-Z F-UH1 L-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH1-M HH-AE1-T S-AO1-F T-UW1 HH-UW1 N-AW1


The chef!


That's right.


Hey, Pheebs.


Hey.


How's it going?


Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys.

G-UH1 D-OW1 OW1 R-AA1 JH-ER0-Z HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-IH1 N-ER0 TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-M-IY1 T-UW1 IH2-N V-AY1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


So what's going on?


Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.

N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-AH1 M-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH1 M-IH1-T S-R-AA1 JH-ER0


I dunno, there's just something about...

AY1 D-AH0 N-OW1 DH-EH1-R-Z JH-AH1-S-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Basically we just feel that he's...

B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IY1-L DH-AE1-T HH-IY1-Z


We hate that guy.


Yeah. Hate him.


We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.

W-ER0 S-AA1 R-IY0 F-IY1-B Z-W-ER0 S-AA1 R-IY0


Uh-huh.


Okay.


Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?

OW2 K-EY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1-T HH-IY1-Z S-OW1 P-ER0 S-EH1-P T-IH0-V DH-AE1 T-IH1-T F-R-IY1-K S-Y-UW1 AW1-T


...No, we hate him.


We're sorry.


Hey!


What are you doing?


I'm sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.

IH1-M S-EH1-N D-IH0-NG B-AE1 K-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F DH-AE1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-AA1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V G-IH1-L-T


Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.

K-AA1 Z-AY1 F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-Y-AH1-D HH-UH1-K T-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M G-ER1 L-AH0-N-D SH-EH1 D-L-EH1-F T-IH1-T DH-EH1-R


Yes that would have made more sense.

Y-EH1-S DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-M-EY1 D-M-AO1-R S-EH1-N-S


Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man!

IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R M-AE1-N


All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-UH1 K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N T-AY1-M


And whatever you say, I'll believe ya.

AH0-N D-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH1-L B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-AA1


Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?

W-ER0 Y-UW1 AO1 R-W-ER0 Y-UW1 N-AA1 T-AA1 N-AH0 G-EY1 K-R-UW1-Z


Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?

OW1 HH-EY1 DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M K-IH1-D-Z P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 D-AW1-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D G-IH1-V DH-EH1 M-AH0 P-R-AA1 JH-EH0-K T-R-UW1 AH0-N DH-EH1-R D-EY1


Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.

HH-EY1 IH1-F DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-AO1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S T-IH1 K-R-EY1 Z-ER0 B-L-EY1-D Z-IH0 N-IH1 T-AH0-N-D T-IY1-CH DH-EH1 M-AH0 N-UW1 G-EY1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 N-IY1-D-S T-IH1 CH-IH0-Z B-AO1-L


She said what?


She said, "If I'm not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."

SH-IY1 S-EH1 D-IH1 F-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 F-AY1-N D-IH0 N-AH0 D-EY1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T P-OW0-S-T P-OW1 N-IH1-T


Postpone it?


Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding?

EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 R-IY1 L-IH0 S-IH0-Z HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AW1 ER0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S-S P-EH1-N T-AA1-N DH-IH1 S-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Do you my sister's teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z T-IY1 N-AH0 T-IY2 N-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-R-EY1-N K-AA2-M P-R-IY0 HH-EH1-N-D-Z DH-AE1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UH1-K T-AY1 M-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-EH1-R L-IH1-V-Z T-UW1 F-L-AY1 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D Z-AH1 V-M-AY1-L-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R HH-AH1


This isn't right.


I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, I'm sure they'll come back when we can do it right.

AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 D-IH2 S-AH0 P-OY1-N T-IH0-D B-AH1 T-IH1-M SH-UH1-R TH-EY1-L K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1 T-R-AY1-T


I can't ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that?

AY1 K-AE1-N T-AE1-S-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 AE1-S-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Don't you point your pants at me!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 P-OY1-N T-Y-AO1-R P-AE1-N-T S-AE1 T-M-IY1


We have no choice!


Anywhere that's half-decent would've be booked months ago, Ross don't you understand?

EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2-R TH-AE1-T-S HH-AE1 F-L-IH0-D S-AH0-N T-W-UH1-D-L-V B-IY1 B-UH1-K T-M-AH1-N-TH S-AH0 G-OW1 R-AA1-S D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


This is our wedding I'm talking about.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.

DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-IH1-Z P-OW0-S-T P-OW1 N-IH0 NG-IH1 T-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AE1 N-AA1-P SH-AH0-N DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EH1 N-W-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D


So what are you saying? It's now or never?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1-T S-N-AW1 AO1-R N-EH1 V-ER0


No. I'm saying it's now.


There's no 'or' in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!

DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 AO1 R-IH0-N M-AY1-N D-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-IY1-Z P-AE1-N-T-S


It's not the pants.


And if, and if you don't understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn't get married at all!

AH0-N D-IH1 F-AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D HH-AW1 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 M-IY1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N P-ER0 HH-AE1-P S-W-IY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AE1 T-AO1-L


No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—

N-OW1 W-EY1 T-EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-EY1-T-S T-AA1 P-EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0 P-L-IY1-Z


Hi, honey.


See you later.


What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!

W-AH1 T-IY1 B-AA1-T G-R-OW1 S-ER0 IY0 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 D-IH1 N-ER0


Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask!

W-EH1-L N-EH1-K-S-T T-AY1 M-AE1-S K-AO1 R-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-W-EY1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 AE1-S-K


Oh no!


I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-EH1-T HH-ER0 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 K-AE2-N S-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1-F SH-EH1-S-S T-IH1 L-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AE1 T-AW1 ER0 F-AH0 S-IH1 L-IH0 T-IY0 IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 V-EY1 L-AH0 B-AH0-L


This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1-NG


NOOOO!!!!!!!!


Ma! What're you doing here?

M-AA1 W-AH1 T-ER0 Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


I came to give you this  and this.

AY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-IH1 S-AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S


Oww! Big ring!


Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.

Y-AE1 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 W-AA1-N-T DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 T-UW1 N-OW1 M-AY1 V-OY1-S


Do you uh, do you talk about me?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1


Yeah, yeah, all the time.


Really?


But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

B-AH1 T-AH1 M-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-R-AH0 F-ER1 T-UW1 Y-UW1 AE1-Z B-OW1 B-OW0 DH-AH0-S P-ER1-M G-AY1


Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S D-AH1-M-P HH-IY1 HH-EY1 T-AH0 D-AH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-IH1-Z F-AY1 N-AH0-L R-IY0 V-EH1-N-JH


Have you ever seen so much crap?

HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1-N S-OW1 M-AH1-CH K-R-AE1-P


Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-AH1 L-IY0-Z DH-AH0 G-UH1 D-N-EY1 M-AH1-V K-R-AE1-P


Check this out. Can I have this?

CH-EH1-K DH-IH1 S-AW1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-IH1-S


What?


I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti.

IH1 M-AE1 T-W-ER1 K-AO1-R D-AH0 N-EH2 R-IY0 D-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 CH-AA1-P CH-AA1-P CH-AA1-P S-AO1 T-IY0 S-AO1 T-IY0 S-AO1 T-IY0


All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office.

AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-L-IY1 AA0-N DH-AH0 M-AE1 N-AH0 JH-ER0 K-AO1-L Z-M-IY1 IH0-N T-UW1 HH-IH1 Z-AO1 F-AH0-S


It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.

IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T DH-EY1 F-AY1 ER0-D DH-AH0 HH-EH1 D-L-AH1-N-CH SH-EH1 F-AH0-N-D G-EH1-S HH-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 JH-AA1-B


If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

IH1 F-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-Y-UW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Fortunately, it is me.

F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 IH1 T-IH1 Z-M-IY1


And, they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much.

AH0-N-D DH-EY1 M-EY1 D-M-IY1 HH-EH1 D-AH1-V P-ER1 CH-AH0 S-IH0-NG TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH


Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 R-AA1 S-AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R Z-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 AW1 T-AH0-N-D S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2-T


Y'know, someplace nice.


Yeah!


How much do you think I can get for my kidney?

HH-AW1 M-AH1-CH D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1-T F-AO1-R M-AY1 K-IH1 D-N-IY0


So, what do you think?


I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L T-EY1 B-AH0 L-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 S-IY1-N


I know!


So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?

S-OW1 HH-AW1 D-AH1-Z DH-IH1 S-W-ER1 K-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-AE1 L-AH0-N-S DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-T S-AA1-N DH-IY1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-AY1-Z HH-EH1-D-Z


Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!

HH-UW1 K-EH1-R Z-W-EH1 L-IY1 T-AE1-T DH-AH0 S-IH1-NG-K K-AH1 M-AA1 N-L-EH1-T-S P-L-EY1


Heads up Ross!  Score!  You suck!

HH-EH1-D Z-AH1 P-R-AA1-S-S K-AO1 R-Y-UW1 S-AH1-K


Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1 K-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F K-AH1-M F-ER0 T-AH0 B-AH0-L


Gotcha.


This place is really my Grandmother's.

DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1 S-IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0-Z


I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this.

AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M HH-ER0 W-EH1-N SH-IY1 M-UW1-V-D T-UW1 F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-AY1 K-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 AH0 F-AO1-R D-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


So if the landlord ever asks, I'm 87 year old woman, who's afraid of her VCR.

S-OW1 IH1-F DH-AH0 L-AE1-N D-L-AO2-R D-EH1 V-ER0 AE1-S-K S-AY1 AE1 M-EY1 T-IY0 S-EH1 V-AH0 N-Y-IH1 R-OW1-L D-W-UH1 M-AH0-N HH-UW1 Z-AH0 F-R-EY1 D-AH1-V HH-ER0 K-ER1-K


So are you thirsty?


Oh, you bet I am!


Okay, here's your penis!

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IH1-R Z-Y-AO1-R P-IY1 N-IH0-S


Ohh, okay.


Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T S-ER0 P-R-AY1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L HH-AW1-S


Thank you, it's my mom's. So this is the kitchen.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 IH1-T S-M-AY1 M-AA1-M-Z S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 K-IH1 CH-AH0-N


Hey, ready for dinner?


Ooh, absolutely!


Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?

G-R-EY1-T HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1 DH-AH0 IH0 T-AE1 L-Y-AH0-N P-L-EY1-S D-AW1 N-AA1-N B-L-IY1 K-ER0-S T-R-IY1 T-R-AY1-T


Ooh, I love that place!  So, no.

UW1 AY1 L-AH1-V DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1-S S-OW1 N-OW1


How about Mama Lisettie's?

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AA1 M-AH0 L-IH1 S-AH0 T-IY0-Z


Enh. Sure!


I wonder how long that milk  has been setting out.

AY1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG DH-AE1 T-M-IH1-L-K HH-AE1-Z B-IH1-N S-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1-T


Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy!

OW1 N-AA1 N-OW0 DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1 S-IH1-Z T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L TH-IY0


That—this milk is mine.

TH-AE1 T-IH0 SH-IH0 Z-M-IH1-L K-IH1 Z-M-AY1-N


I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know.

AY1 B-AA1-T DH-IH1-S T-AH0 D-EY1 K-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-ER1-S T-IY0 F-AO1-R M-IH1-L K-IH1 K-N-OW0


Okay, let's go!


Hey, buddy!  Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the

HH-EY1 B-AH1 D-IY0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 W-IH1-DH S-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-EH1 L-AH0 V-AH0-N B-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L-TH K-OW1-D DH-AE1 T-R-IY0 K-W-AY1 ER0 Z-AO1-L R-IH0 F-Y-UW1 Z-M-AH0 T-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 L-AW1-T DH-AH0


But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.

B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-IH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 ER0 AW1-N-D DH-AH0 D-R-AY1 K-L-IY1 N-ER0 P-L-EY1-S


Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!

OW1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R S-EY1 IH0 NG-Y-AH1-D CH-UW1-Z K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N S-OW1 V-ER0 HH-EH1-L-TH


Okay, stop!


Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?

L-EH1 R-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 L-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N D-N-AA1 T-L-EH1 R-IY0 DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L TH-IH0-N-S P-EH1-K T-ER0 G-AY1


Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AE1-T F-ER1-S-T B-AH1 T-N-AW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 W-EH1 R-AA1 R-W-IY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 IY1 T-EH1 V-ER0


Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.

W-EH1 L-AY1 S-AH0 P-OW1 Z-AY1 K-UH1-D G-IH1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 W-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


Thank you.


Go!


Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.

N-AW1 IH1 F-AE1-F T-ER0 D-IH1 N-ER0 Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 N-IY1-D T-UW1 B-AH1-S-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AY1 N-OW1 AH0 HH-AA1-T D-AO1-G V-EH1-N D-ER0 HH-UW1 P-IH1-K-S HH-IH1 Z-N-OW1-Z


No! No! Phoebe, come on! I don't want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!

N-OW1 N-OW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-W-IH1-CH P-L-IY1-Z K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N TH-R-OW1 W-EH1-T P-EY1 P-ER0 T-AW1 AH0-L-Z HH-IY1-R


No but at Monica's you can eat cookies over the sink!

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AE1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IY1-T K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 S-IH1-NG-K


I know. I'm sorry.


All right fine! This looks like so much fun.

AO1-L R-AY1-T F-AY1-N DH-IH1 S-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1-K S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AH1-N


Yeah.


God, what a mess.


Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.

T-EH1 L-AH1 S-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D B-R-AW1-N B-ER1 D-R-AA1-S


Well, I lost.


Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S.

S-AH1 M-L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L L-OW1-N-D HH-ER0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 F-AO2-R-M T-UW1 HH-ER0 N-AY1-N T-IY1 N-Y-IH1 R-OW1-L-D S-IH1-S T-ER0 HH-UW1 W-EH1-N-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 Y-UW1 EH1 S-EH1-S


Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes.

N-IH1 M-IH0-T S-AH0-N-D S-OW1-L D-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N-D B-AA1-K S-AH0-Z


Hey! How'd the interview go?

HH-EY1 HH-AW1-D DH-AH0 IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2 G-OW1


Oh, I blew it. I wouldn't of even hired me.

OW1 AY1 B-L-UW1 IH1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-AH1 V-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AY1 ER0 D-M-IY1


Oh, come here sweetie, listen, you're gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job.

OW1 K-AH1-M HH-IY1-R S-W-IY1 T-IY0 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AA1 N-L-AY1 K-AH0 TH-AW1 Z-AH0-N D-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2-Z B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 JH-AA1-B


That's not how that was supposed to come out.

TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T HH-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AW1-T


This is the worst Christmas ever.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0 S-EH1 V-ER0


Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-R-AE1 CH-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-IH1 K-N-OW0-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1-S


I can't!


It's too late!


Look at her, she's even got waitress experience.

L-UH1 K-AE1-T HH-ER0 SH-EH1 S-IY1 V-IH0-N G-AA1 T-W-EY1 T-R-AH0 S-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S


Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin....  swans.

L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z T-IY1 CH-IH0 NG-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-AW1 T-UW1 M-EY1 K-N-AE1-P K-IH0-N S-W-AA1-N-Z


That word was swans.


What do we got there?


A piece of something: boxer shorts, greeting cards, and what looks like a half-charred picture—Wow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!

AH0 P-IY1 S-AH1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-AA1-K S-ER0 SH-AO1-R-T-S G-R-IY1 T-IH0-NG K-AA1-R-D Z-AH0-N D-W-AH1 T-L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-AH0 HH-AE1-F CH-ER0-D P-IH1-K CH-ER0 W-OW1 DH-AE1-T G-AY1-Z HH-EH1 R-IY0 ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AH0 CH-IY1-F


You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AH1 N-IY0-S T-AO1 R-IY0 HH-AW1 DH-IH1-S HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


It's all right.


You don't have to explain.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N


This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D B-AA1-N F-AY2 ER0 DH-AE1 T-W-IY1-V S-IY1-N G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L


You're our third call tonight.

Y-UH1 R-AW1 ER0 TH-ER1-D K-AO1-L T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Really?


Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.

OW1 SH-UH1-R V-AE1 L-AH0-N T-AY2-N Z-IH1 Z-AW1 ER0 B-IH1 Z-IY0 AH0-S T-N-AY1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 Y-IH1-R


I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.

IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1-N T-UW1 B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 D-AW1-N


No, you were right. I don't have a plan.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 R-AY1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-L-AE1-N


Thank God. Food.


Phoebe?


What?


Do you have a plan?


I don't even have a 'pl'.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-L-EY1


No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.

N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 AO1-R D-ER0 D-W-IY1 AO1-R D-ER0 D-AH0 F-AE1-T F-R-IY0 K-R-AH1-S T-W-IH1 DH-EH1-K-S T-R-AH0 CH-IY1-Z


Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'

W-EY1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 G-EH2-T S-AH0-N F-EH1 P-AH0-L-Z


Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

W-EY1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1 S-AA1 S-M-AO1-L M-EH2 D-AH0 T-ER0 EY1 N-IY0 AH0-N G-AY1 W-IH1-DH K-Y-UH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 IH0-N T-EH1 L-AH0 JH-AH0-N-T G-UH1 D-L-UH1-K-S


Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?

W-AA1-Z HH-IY1 W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0-S T-AH1 N-IH0-NG B-L-UW1 S-UW1-T


And-and a power tie?


Oh God.


Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!

AA1 R-Y-UW1 N-AH1-T S-W-IY1-V G-AA1-T JH-AO1-R-JH-S T-EH2 F-AH0 N-AA1 P-AH0 L-AH0-S P-IY1-T S-AH0


Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?

AH1 F-IY1-B-Z HH-UW1-Z JH-AO1-R-JH S-N-AH0 F-AE1 L-AH0 G-AH0-F-S


Big Bird's friend.


I see pizza!


Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see!

OW1 AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 L-EH1 M-AH0 S-IY1 L-EH1 M-AH0 S-IY1


Hello? Who are we spying on?

HH-AH0 L-OW1 HH-UW1 AA1 R-W-IY1-S P-AY1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?

HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-R-EY1 N-IY0 D-EY1 G-EY1 M-IH1-Z


What?!


I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.

AY1 M-IY1-N N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-EY1-M-S T-R-IH1-P P-OW1 K-ER0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 P-L-EY1-S T-R-IH1-P P-OW1 K-ER0


No, no!


What are you crazy?!


Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it's like a law!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-L-EY1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-AO1


Allll done!


Aww, thank you.


Okay, who's next?!


No-o-o!  No way!


Come on, please?! I'm boredddd! You let me do it once before.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N P-L-IY1 Z-IH1-M B-AO1-R D-AH0 D-Y-UW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 D-UW1 IH1 T-W-AH1-N-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Yeah well, if ah, if that's the rule this weekend...  No!

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1 F-AA1 IH1-F TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 R-UW1-L DH-IH1 S-W-IY1 K-EH2-N D-N-OW1


It's beautiful! It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was.  Whoa! Are you going in there for?

IH1-T-S B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M F-L-AO1-R DH-EH1 R-EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1 Z-W-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-EH1-R F-AO1-R


What, like a number?


Hi! Bye!


Okay, I'm done with my choices, these are final.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M D-AH1 N-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 CH-OY1 S-AH0-Z DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R F-AY1 N-AH0-L


Well, it's about time.


Ooh, very official.


Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer.

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 P-R-IH1-N T-AH0 D-IH1 T-AH1 P-AA1-N HH-IH1-Z K-AH0-M P-Y-UW1 T-ER0


And who laminated it?

AH0-N-D HH-UW1 L-AE1 M-AH0 N-EY2 T-AH0 D-IH1-T


That would be me.


All right let me see.  Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 M-AH0 TH-ER1 M-AH0 N-W-IH1 N-AH0 N-AH0 R-AY1 D-ER0 IH0 L-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-TH HH-Y-UH1-R L-IY0 M-IH0 SH-EH1-L F-AY1 F-ER0 AH0-N-D D-AO1 R-AH0 TH-IY0 HH-AE1 M-AH0-L


Hey, it's my list.


Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 D-UW1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z SH-IY1 OW1 N-L-IY0-S P-IH1-N Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-AA1 N-AY1-S


Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the

OW2 K-EY1 F-IY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1-S D-R-AY1 V-OW1 B-ER0 M-AH0-N HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-N-OW1-S T-R-AO1-NG F-IY1 L-IH0-NG Z-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AA1-N Z-IY0 AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-AH0


Hi! And you're going into what grade?

HH-AY1 AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 W-AH1-T G-R-EY1-D


Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early

AH1 M-IH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 F-ER1-S T-Y-IH1-R R-EH1 Z-IH0 D-AH0-N-T B-AH1 T-AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-Y-UW1 S-IY1 IY1 G-R-AE1 JH-UW0 EY2 T-IH0 D-ER1 L-IY0


Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 M-IY1 T-UW1 R-AA1 S-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 SH-UH1 D-AH0-V-S P-EH1 S-AH0 F-AY2-D DH-AE1 T-IH1-D B-IY1 N-IY1 D-IH0 NG-AH0 G-R-OW1 N-AH1-P D-AA1-K T-ER0


Oh no, I'm fully qualified to

OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M F-UH1 L-IY0 K-W-AA1 L-AH0 F-AY2-D T-UW1


Shh!


Doogie, shh!


Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon?

D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG B-EY1 B-IY0-Z S-UW1-N


Huh?


Go!


Oh cool! You made him cry!

OW1 K-UW1 L-Y-UW1 M-EY1-D HH-IH1-M K-R-AY1


Hey, there's uh, some people outside, askin' about candy.

HH-EY1 DH-EH1-R Z-AH1 S-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AW1-T S-AY1 D-AH0-S K-IH1 N-AH0 B-AW1-T K-AE1-N D-IY0


Well, they're just gonna have to wait aren't they? I've only got two hands!!

W-EH1-L TH-EH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-EY1 T-AA1 R-AH0-N-T DH-EY1 AY1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-N-D-Z


Need some help?


No! You don't know the system! There'll be nobody messing with the system!

N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 DH-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-M DH-EH1 R-AH0-L B-IY1 N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 M-EH1 S-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-M


Your license please.


You don't-you don't want to hear about my dream Officer…Pretty?

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW0 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-AY1 D-R-IY1 M-AH0 F-IH1 R-AH0-S T-EH2-R T-IY0


It's Petty.  I'll be right back with your ticket.

IH1-T-S P-EH1 T-IY0 IH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T B-AE1 K-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R T-IH1 K-AH0-T


You have a son!


I know. I know.


Uh, like, could these margaritas

AH1 L-AY1-K K-UH1-D DH-IY1 Z-M-AA2-R G-EH0 R-IY1 T-AH0-S


Hello, Mr. Bing.


Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.

L-AH1-V D-Y-AO1-R-S T-IY1 V-IY0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk

TH-AE1-NG-K S-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-IY1 K-L-IY0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 Z-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 N-IY1-D DH-EH1 M-AA1-N M-AY1 D-EH1-S-K


Sure.


No problem.


You have to give 'em something, you know.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-IH1 V-EH1-M S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-ER1-S T-AH0-N S-AE1-N T-OW0 S-AH0-N-D HH-UW1-Z DH-AH0 G-AY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 M-AH1-S T-AE2-SH


Petrie.


Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working

P-EH1 T-R-IY0 R-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 S-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-ER1 K-IH0-NG


....right?


Right?


I mean it's pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-UH1 K-AO1-F T-UH1 K-AO1 F-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG B-AE1-K


Y'know I don't, I don't need them, huh, I've got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D DH-EH1-M HH-AH1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-N-AW1 AE1-Z F-R-EH1-N-D Z-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D S-UW1 Z-AH0-N


Ah, Susan will be so pleased.

AA1 S-UW1 Z-AH0 N-W-IH1-L B-IY1 S-OW1 P-L-IY1-Z-D


717?  Where's 717?  Hey, you've have more of these for Susan right?

S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N D-AH1 B-AH0 L-Y-UW0 HH-IY1 R-IH1-Z S-EH1 V-AH0-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N HH-EY1 Y-UW1-V HH-AE1 V-M-AO1 R-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z F-AO1-R S-UW1 Z-AH0 N-R-AY1-T


No. But it's okay, I'll just put out pickles or something.

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1 T-AW1-T P-IH1 K-AH0-L Z-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


Ross, thank God.


Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?

F-IY1-B Z-W-AH1 T-W-AY1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 W-IH1-S P-ER0 IH0-NG


I ate a bug.


Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let's stock up.

HH-EY1 R-AE1-CH DH-AH0 T-AE1-M P-AA0-N-Z HH-IY1 R-AA1 R-OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 P-EH1 N-IY0 L-EH1-T-S-S T-AA1 K-AH1-P


Oh, now you want a favour?

OW1 N-AW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 F-AE1 V-AW0-R


Yes, please.


Well, oh, I'm sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I'm a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?

W-EH1 L-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-AO1-R K-AA1-R B-R-OW1-K D-AW1-N F-IY1-B-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 B-IH1 Z-IY0 W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-AH1 V-M-AY1 R-IY1-L F-R-EH1-N-D Z-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 B-AH1-T P-L-IY1-Z K-AO1-L T-UW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T HH-OW1-M S-EY1 F-L-IY0 OW2 K-EY1


Phoebe, hang on a second.  Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.

F-IY1 B-IY0 HH-AE1 NG-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-R T-EY1 K-M-AY1 K-AA1-R G-OW1 P-IH1 K-AH1 P-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


No, I'm not gonna pick them up.

N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 P-IH1-K DH-EH1 M-AH1-P


Listen, we both know you're gonna do it 'cause you're not a jerk.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-IY1 B-OW1 TH-N-OW1 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1-T K-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-AH0 JH-ER1-K


So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.

S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IY1 DH-ER0 S-AH1-L-K HH-IY1-R F-AO1 R-AH0 HH-AE1 F-AW1 ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N G-OW1 P-IH1-K DH-EH1 M-AH1 P-AO1-R S-EY1 V-AH1-S B-OW1-TH T-AY1 M-AH0-N-D S-AH1-L K-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AA1-R


No, Rachel doesn't want me to....

N-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1


Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you 'cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don't punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.

L-UH1 K-IY1 W-IY0 AE1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-AH1-M-P T-Y-UW1 K-AA1-Z SH-IY1 F-EH1 L-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-M-AA1-R-K G-AY1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AA1-R DH-AH0 IH1 N-AH0 S-AH0-N-T V-IH1-K T-AH0 M-IH0 N-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-IH1-S B-AH1-T D-AA1-N-T P-AH1 N-IH0 SH-Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z F-AO1 R-W-AH1 T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-IH1-D T-UW1 Y-UW1


Yeah, you're right.


God, I feel so guilty about Ross.

G-AA1 D-AY1 F-IY1-L S-OW1 G-IH1-L T-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-R-AA1-S


Oh, I know.


I kinda feel like it's my fault.

AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-M-AY1 F-AO1-L-T


Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.

K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-IH1 F-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-EH1-P-T DH-IH1-S T-UW1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-N-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-W-UH1-D-L-V HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M K-IY1 P-IH0-NG S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-Z T-UW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F DH-IY1-Z D-EY1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-AA1-Z B-AW1-N-D T-UW1 S-L-IH1 P-AW1-T


Well, I think it's very brave what you said.

W-EH1 L-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 B-R-EY1 V-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D


All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T S-IH1-T HH-IY1 R-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 W-AO1-K P-L-EY1 S-AH0-Z


Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?

F-IY1-B Z-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 K-OW1-T HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-AE1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L R-AY1-T-S TH-IH1-NG


Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice.

W-EH1 L-AY1-V B-IH1 N-R-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AH0-N-D F-AO1 R-Y-AO1 R-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0-N M-IH1-NG-K S-AA1-R N-AA1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1-S


Okay, I admit it!


I love this coat!


Okay, I—it's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-T-S DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T TH-IH1 NG-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 D-R-AE1-P T-ER0 AW1-N D-M-IY1 IH0-N K-L-UW1 D-IH0-NG F-IH1-L HH-AH1-N T-L-IY0


Remember Phil Huntley?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 F-IH1-L HH-AH1-N T-L-IY0


He was fine!


So your dad dropped by. He's a pleasant man!

S-OW1 Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D D-R-AA1-P-T B-AY1 HH-IY1 Z-AH0 P-L-EH1 Z-AH0-N T-M-AE1-N


Ross I'm so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.

R-AA1 S-IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 IY1 W-IH1-L P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-AY1 W-IH1-L-S T-R-EY1 T-AH0-N DH-IH1 S-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 IH0-N P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AO1-R V-AY1 AH0 IY0 M-EY1-L


I don't care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she's totally freaked out!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R D-AE1 D-AY1 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-OW1 N-AH0 SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-N-AW1 SH-EH1-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 F-R-IY1-K T-AW1-T


Oh okay, I'll fix that to. What's her e-mail address?

OW1 OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L F-IH1-K-S DH-AE1-T T-UW1 W-AH0-T-S HH-ER0 IY0 M-EY1 L-AE1 D-R-EH2-S


Rachel!


Okay!


Okay.


Thank you!


That's it?!


You call that a fight?


Come on!


"We were on a break!"


"No we weren't!"


Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please?

HH-AY1 K-UH1 D-W-IY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 B-ER0 IY1 T-OW0-S T-UW1 G-OW1 P-L-IY1-Z


I'm sorry.


But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it.

B-AH1 T-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T S-AA1 R-IY0 K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-AY1 V-W-IH1 DH-IH1-T


Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.

AH1 M-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 R-EH2 Z-ER0 V-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 N-EY1-M CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 B-IH1-NG


Oh-kay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.

OW1 K-EY2 W-EH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 IH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AO1-R T-IY0 F-AY1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the

F-AO1-R T-IH0 F-Y-UW2 T-M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S T-UW1 DH-AH0


I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0 S-IH1 Z-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 B-IH1 Z-IY0 T-AY1-M S-ER1


Is this because of the burrito thing?

IH1-Z DH-IH1-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-ER0 IY1 T-OW0 TH-IH1-NG


You need to give him money.

Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-IH1-V HH-IH1-M M-AH1 N-IY0


Give him money? It was a joke!

G-IH1-V HH-IH1-M M-AH1 N-IY0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 JH-OW1-K


No, to get a table! Places like this are always shakin' you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.

N-OW1 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L P-L-EY1 S-AH0 Z-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-AA1 R-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z SH-EY1 K-IH0 N-Y-UW1 D-AW1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 B-IY1 P-EY1 D-AO1-F


Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money.

R-AY1-T K-AA1-M D-AW1 N-OW0 M-AE1 L-IY0 IH1-L S-L-IH1-P HH-IH1-M S-AH1-M M-AH1 N-IY0


You've got to be smooth about it.

Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 S-M-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Hey, I can be smooth.


Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-W-ER0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-IH0 N-AH0 HH-ER1 IY0 S-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AH1 S-AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0 L-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-W-IH1 K-ER0 IH1 D-AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-IH1-T


Of course, sir.


Okay.


I'd better get back to my desk.

IH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 M-AY1 D-EH1-S-K


Okay, you hard worker! I'll remember to put that in your evaluation.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-AA1-R D-W-ER1 K-ER0 IH1-L R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 T-UW1 P-UH1-T DH-AE1 T-IH0 N-Y-AO1 R-IH0 V-AE2 L-Y-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


My what?


Well, you've been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R T-UW1 M-AH1-N-TH S-N-AW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R B-AA1 S-IH1 Z-R-IY0 K-W-AY1 ER0-D T-UW1 HH-AE1-N D-IH0 N-AH0 P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AH0-N S-IH0 V-AE2 L-Y-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N


But y'know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate.

B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-W-AH1-N TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-Y-EH1-T T-UW1 IH0 V-AE1 L-Y-UW0 EY2-T


Are you serious?


No, I've just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?

N-OW1 AY1-V JH-AH1-S T-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1 K-L-IY1-N DH-IH1 S-AH1-P


I can blow dry it.


I can put gel on it.

AY1 K-AE1-N P-UH1-T JH-EH1 L-AA1 N-IH1-T


It doesn't matter, I still wind up with this little  cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head.

IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 AY1-S T-IH1 L-W-AY1-N D-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-AW1 L-IH0 K-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0-L P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-M-AY1 HH-EH1-D


It's so annoying.


Does it bug you?


You bug me.


Is there any chance you didn't see that?

IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 CH-AE1-N S-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-IY1 DH-AE1-T


Hey Joey, what 'cha doing?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH1-T CH-AA1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Sweepin'. Why? Turn you on?

S-W-IY1 P-IH0 N-W-AY1 T-ER1 N-Y-UW1 AA1-N


No.


Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?

HH-AH1 W-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-W-IY1 P-IH0 NG-AH0 CH-IH1-M N-IY0


Joey, did


Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours.

W-EH1 R-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 V-IH1 K-ER0 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 HH-OW1-M F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0-Z


Joey,  where did you learn that word?

JH-OW1 IY0 W-EH1-R D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 L-ER1-N DH-AE1 T-W-ER1-D


Where do you think,  Zelda?

W-EH1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K Z-EH1-L D-AH0


You found my book?!


Yeah I did!


Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!

JH-OW1 IY0 W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG G-OW1 IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 B-EH1 D-R-UW2-M


Okay, look I'm sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn!

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 W-EH1-N T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 N-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T P-AO1-R-N


Hey-hey, y'know what?


There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica.

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-EH0-N JH-OY1 IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH2 T-AH0-L T-ER0 IH1 V-AH0 T-AH0-L


It's just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AH0 HH-EH1-L TH-IY0 IH0-K-S P-R-EH1 SH-AH0 N-AH1-V F-IY1 M-EY2-L S-EH2-K SH-UW0 AE1 L-AH0 T-IY0 W-IH1-CH B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 Y-UW1 W-IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


You got porn!


Well, I feel like a snack!

W-EH1 L-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AH0 S-N-AE1-K


Do you want some shortbread? Eh that's Scottish like you are.

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M SH-AO1-R-T B-R-EH2 D-EH1 TH-AE1-T-S-S K-AA1 T-IH0 SH-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AA1-R


Oh no thanks. I don't like

OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-NG-K S-AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K


What?!


Well it's just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-M-AY1 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 W-AA1 Z-R-AH1 N-AW1 T-AH1-V-S K-AA1 T-L-AH0-N-D B-AY1 V-IH0 K-IH0-NG Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 L-AA1-T S-AH1-V B-AE1 D-M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0-Z


Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z T-UW1 M-IY1 L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 AH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-S K-AH1 V-ER0 IH1-T-S-S K-AA1 T-IH0 SH-R-UW1-T-S


You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N N-AA1-T P-L-EY1 B-AE1-G P-AY2-P S-AE1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


How did you know about that?!

HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


Hi!


Come in.


Thanks for comin' back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and

TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1-R K-OW1 M-IH0-N B-AE1 K-AH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1-R HH-AE1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 R-UW1-M B-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 R-OW0 D-IH1-T D-AW1 N-AH0-N-D


Great!


Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 M-EY1 K-M-AY1 F-AY1 N-AH0-L D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0 N-AY1 AH1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-AW1 ER0 P-ER2 S-AH0 N-AE1 L-IH0 T-IY0 Z-M-AE1-CH


Okay, so I made up a little test.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 AY1 M-EY1 D-AH1 P-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-EH1-S-T


Now, I'm gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.

N-AW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 AH0 W-ER1 D-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EY1 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1-T K-AH1-M-Z T-UW1 M-AY1-N-D


I can do that.


Okay! Here we go. Pillow.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-IY1 G-OW1 P-IH1 L-OW0


Fight.


Very good! Okay. G.


String?


Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.

EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N T-OW2 K-EY1 AH1-M D-AO1 G-IY0


Kitten?


Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye!

UW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 S-OW1 K-L-OW1-S DH-OW1 B-AH1-T B-IY0 AY2-B


Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here!

D-AE1-D P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T P-IH1 K-Y-AO1-R T-IY1 TH-AW1-T HH-IY1-R


Alright, and if you're gonna put your feet up, why don't you sit on the-

AO2-L R-AY1 T-AH0-N D-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1 T-Y-AO1-R F-IY1 T-AH1 P-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 S-IH1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0


Monica, leave him alone

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 L-OW1-N


Will you hurry up?


Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine's friends are dancers?!

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T HH-IY1-R M-IY1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-W-EH1 N-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AO1 L-AH1-V JH-AE1 N-IY0 N-AH0-S F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AA1-R D-AE1-N S-ER0-Z


And that they're going to be drinking alot!

AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T TH-EH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1-T


No, I did, but tell me again, because it's so romantic.

N-OW1 AY1 D-IH1-D B-AH1-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 AH0 G-EH1-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T-S S-OW1 R-OW0 M-AE1-N T-IH0-K


Well you're whippin' so slow! Can't you do it any faster?

W-EH1 L-Y-UH1 R-W-IH1 P-IH0-N S-OW1 S-L-OW1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 F-AE1-S T-ER0


Joey!


Come on!


I don't wanna make any mistakes, alright?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 M-IH0-S T-EY1-K S-AO2-L R-AY1-T


So why don't you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?

S-OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 T-R-AY1 F-AH0 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IY1 T-IH0 NG-IH1 T-AO2-L R-AY1-T


Oh I am!


Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will!

R-AA1 S-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L DH-EH1-M DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-IH1-L


Okay, fine!


Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?

R-AA1-S K-AE1 N-AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D