Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!

HH-EY1 R-AA1 S-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-IH1-T B-IY1 G-R-EY1 T-IH1 F-W-IY1 K-UH1-D G-OW1 T-UW1-S T-R-EY1 T-AW1 ER0 Z-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T D-R-AA1 P-IH0 NG-IH1-T


Uhh,


Okay!


What?


I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!

AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-IY1 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AE1 TH-R-UW2-M


Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!

M-AE1 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1 K-IH1-T


Hey.


How did it go with Erin?

HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-EH1 R-IH0-N


Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!

OW1 AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0 L-W-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T T-AY1-M


Yay!! Oh so, you're not, you're not mad at us anymore?

Y-EY1 OW1 S-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-M-AE1 D-AE1 T-AH1 S-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


No!


You guys were totally right!

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-W-ER0 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 R-AY1-T


This is so much better than the first time we went out.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 M-AH1-CH B-EH1 T-ER0 DH-AE1-N DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-IY1 W-EH1-N T-AW1-T


Y'know?


That was so awkward, we were really nervous.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z S-OW1 AA1 K-W-ER0 D-W-IY1 W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-ER1 V-AH0-S


Didn't you sleep together?

D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 S-L-IY1-P T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Yeah, that really calms me down.

Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-AA1-M Z-M-IY1 D-AW1-N


And!


Oh my God! Listen to you talkin' about having kids. Oh my Joey.  Oh, please don't get married before I do.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-AA1 K-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG K-IH1-D Z-OW1 M-AY1 JH-OW1 IY0 OW1 P-L-IY1-Z D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 D-UW1


Okay.


How does she do that?


I cannot sleep in a public place.

AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T S-L-IY1 P-IH0 N-AH0 P-AH1 B-L-IH0-K P-L-EY1-S


Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T HH-ER0 SH-IY1 IH1-Z S-OW1 P-IY1-S F-AH0-L


Oh! What what what! ...Hi.


It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.

IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1 D-AH0 D-AO1 F-AH0 G-EH1-N


What's going on with you?

W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


I got no sleep last night!

AY1 G-AA1 T-N-OW1 S-L-IY1 P-L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T


My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed.

M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 HH-AE1-Z DH-IH1 S-N-UW1 B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N D-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R B-OW1-TH K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-IH1-N S-AH0 K-Y-ER0 IH0-N B-EH1-D


Oh, and deaf.


You have no idea how loud they are!

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 HH-AW1 L-AW1-D DH-EY1 AA1-R


Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S T-EY1 W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Thanks.


Ew! What is that? Something exploded!

Y-UW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH0-K-S P-L-OW1 D-AH0-D


It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T HH-ER0 W-AO1 T-ER0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-NG K-AA1-M D-AW1 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1


Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?

W-AO1 T-ER0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0 NG-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1 N-W-AH0-T-S DH-AE1 T-W-AO1 T-ER0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-NG


Breathe, breathe, breathe.


Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he's actually going to kill you dead.

AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N S-EY1 N-AY1 M-IY1-N JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IH1 L-Y-UW1 HH-IY1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IH1 L-Y-UW1 D-EH1-D


Okay! You don't think I thought of that?

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-AH1-V DH-AE1-T


How can you not know which one?

HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 N-AA1 T-N-OW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1-N


I mean that's unbelievable.

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-AE1-T S-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


I mean, was it Gina?


Which one is Gina?


Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.

D-AA1-R-K B-IH1-G HH-EH1 R-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 EH1-R P-L-EY2 N-IH1 R-IH0-NG-Z


No, no, no, that's Dina.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S D-IY1 N-AH0


You see you can't tell which one is which either, dwha!!

Y-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1 L-W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-IH1 Z-W-IH1 CH-IY1 DH-ER0 D-W-IY1 AH0


I don't know, you thought 'See you Saturday' was funny.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 TH-AO1-T S-IY1 Y-UW1 S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0


Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with.

L-UH1-K HH-AH1 N-IY0 M-AA1-R K-IH1 Z-IH0-N F-AE1 SH-AH0 N-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 L-AY1-K HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 F-R-EH1-N-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N SH-EH1-R DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-W-IH1-DH


Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.

P-AH0 HH-AA1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Really!?


Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out.

Y-AE1 HH-EY1 IY1 HH-AE1-V K-L-OW1-DH Z-AY1 IY1 V-IH0-N P-IH1-K DH-EH1 M-AW1-T


Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me.  What?

OW2 K-EY1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1-V F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 W-AH1-T


: I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!

AY1 N-OW1 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T HH-EY1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-AH0-L HH-AH1


I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful.

AY1 N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 N-EY1-L D-IH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L


: Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, . Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N TH-AE1-NG-K S-AH0 L-AA1-T T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 K-AE1-CH DH-AH0 B-AH1-S T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AO1-L


Oh well, okay, good luck.


: Yeah.


Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?

AH0 N-L-EH1 S-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S DH-AH0 F-AA1-K-S T-R-AA0 T-AH0 G-EH1 N-AO1 R-ER0 DH-AH0 T-AE1-NG G-OW0


: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think I'm ready to dance with girls.

AA1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S B-AH1 T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 S-IY1 IY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 M-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 D-AE1-N S-W-IH1-DH G-ER1-L-Z


Okay.


Go get 'em Treeger.


: Right.  Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.

R-AY1-T HH-EY1 AA1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1-M M-AA1-R-JH HH-AE1 Z-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


Really?


: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, she's the same size as me.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 K-UH1-D D-AE1-N S-R-IY1-L G-UH1 D-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 SH-EH1-S DH-AH0 S-EY1-M S-AY1 Z-AE1 Z-M-IY1


No, I'm good.


Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?

OW1 G-AA1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 N-ER1 V-R-AE1 K-IH0-NG HH-OW1 HH-AW2 D-UW1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so

W-EH1 L-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1 N-IY0 K-AO1-L B-AE2-K-S S-OW1


Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?

IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 G-UH1-D S-AY1-N DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 AE1-S-K T-AH1-S T-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AH0 AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


Who knows?


Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 R-OW0 D-IH1-T D-AW1-N T-UW1 R-EY1 M-AH0-N-D B-EH1-N K-AY1 L-AH0-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1 V-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH


Yes!! I knew it!!  Bye-bye! So long! Later!

Y-EH1 S-AY1 N-UW1 IH1-T B-AY1 B-IY0 S-OW1 L-AO1 NG-L-EY1 T-ER0


Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!

OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-R-EY1 T-AY1 M-AY1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 P-L-EY1 B-EH1-N-Z D-AE1-D


Yeah!


Actually, that can't happen.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben.

Y-AE1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AO1-L HH-AE1-V S-AH1-CH D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-L-UH1-K S-W-ER0 P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 W-IH1 DH-R-EY1 M-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D K-AY1 L-W-IH1-DH B-EH1-N


So it'll be either you two  or you two.

S-OW1 IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 IY1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1 T-UW1 AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.

M-AE1-N DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 W-IH1-R-D


Yeah, it is.


No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.

N-OW1 W-EH1 R-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 L-AY1-K B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-IH1-R-D


Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

OW2 K-EY1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N-T G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N T-IH1 L-AY1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW1-L-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-AA1 R-OW2 D-AH0-N-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-L-UW1


Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 HH-IH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG HH-IH1-R-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG B-L-UW1 AH0-N D-N-UW1


Please!


Are you kidding?


And it's all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.

AH0-N D-IH1-T S-AO1-L B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1 V-Y-UW1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0 L-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


No, no, I'm serious. Thank you.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


It's worth the pain.  Y'know what, you know what? It's not.

IH1-T S-W-ER1-TH DH-AH0 P-EY1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T


Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.

W-AW1 DH-AE1 T-M-AY1-K TH-IH1 NG-W-AA1 Z-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH0-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-W-IH1-DH F-IY1 B-IY0 AH0-N-D D-EY1 V-IH0-D


I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do"  "I do".

AY1 D-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 HH-IH1-N-T HH-AH1 AY1 D-UW1 AY1 D-UW1


Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

OW1 K-EY1 IH1-M S-EH1-N S-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-ER1-D P-L-EY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AA1-R P-IH1-NG K-W-IH1-DH B-EH1-R L-IY0 K-AH0-N T-R-OW1-L-D G-L-IY1


David is going to propose to Phoebe.

D-EY1 V-IH0 D-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-R-AH0 P-OW1-Z T-UW1 F-IY1 B-IY0


What?  Why?


Chandler, we have talked about this.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-AO1-K T-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


You are not supposed to give people advice!

Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1-T S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 G-IH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AE0-D V-AY1-S


Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?

N-AW1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 V-M-EY1-D S-AH1-M S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0-T JH-OW1-K


I


They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike!

DH-EY1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 B-IH1-N G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1-T F-AO1 R-AH0 F-Y-UW1 W-IY1-K S-AH0-N-D F-IY1 B-IY0 IH1-Z K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 HH-AH1 NG-AH1 P-AA1-N M-AY1-K


She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone

SH-EH1-L S-EY1 N-OW1 D-EY1 V-IH0-D-Z HH-AA1-R T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-IH1 T-W-IH1-L B-IY1 T-UW1 HH-AA1-R-D F-AO1-R DH-EH1-M T-UW1 R-IH0 K-AH1 V-ER0 F-R-AH1 M-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N F-IY1 B-IY0 W-IH1 L-EH1-N D-AH1 P-AH0 L-OW1-N


Man, that's some


Oh, that's not what you want...

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 F-AA1 DH-ER0 P-AO1-L-S T-IY1 V-AH0-N-Z D-AE1-D DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1-S G-EH1 L-ER0


It-it's great to meet you Paul.

AY1 T-AH0-T-S G-R-EY1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 P-AO1-L


I usually prefer Elizabeth's boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.

AY1 Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 P-R-AH0 F-ER1 EH2 L-IH0 Z-AH0 B-AE1-TH-S B-OY1 F-R-EH2-N-D-Z T-UW1 AE1 D-R-EH2 S-M-IY1 AE1 Z-M-IH1-S T-ER0-S T-IY1 V-AH0-N-Z


Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-AH1-V K-AO1-R S-M-IH1-S T-ER0-S T-IY1 V-AH0-N-Z


So Ross, what your problem?

S-OW1 R-AA1 S-W-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


Eh-wh—Excuse me?


Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?

W-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-EY1-JH


Okay.


I can, I can see that.


What?


Okay. I'll give you one chance to change my mind.  You got one minute.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 W-AH1-N CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 CH-EY1-N JH-M-AY1 M-AY1-N D-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-W-AH1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T


Daddy!


Oh well, it's not on TV yet.

OW1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1 Y-EH1-T


Well, then it's not on the wall yet.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 W-AO1 L-Y-EH1-T


Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh?

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1 N-AY1 W-IH1-L B-R-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 AH0 T-EY1-P HH-AH1


So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet?

S-OW1 AH1-M N-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-M-AE1 T-L-AW1 ER0-Z K-L-OW1-DH-Z HH-IY1-R M-EY1 B-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N-Z DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1-N K-L-IY1-N D-Y-EH1-T


Ooooohh!


Oh yeah, I'm sure.  And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1-M SH-UH1 R-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0-N HH-IH1-Z HH-AE1-N-D Z-W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Was it...?


Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.

OW1 B-OY1-S K-AW1-T-S K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V K-AE1-M-P T-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-EH1-R


"Ooo," what?


Oh!


Thanks Rach.


So what are you gonna do?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1


You have to tell her!


It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue!

IH1-T S-Y-AO1-R M-AO1 R-AH0 L-AA2 B-L-AH0 G-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AE1 Z-AH0 F-R-EH1-N D-AE1 Z-AH0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 F-EH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-S T-IH1 SH-UW0


Guys?


Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.

OW1 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-ER0


Feminist issue. That's where I went!

F-EH1 M-AH0 N-AH0-S T-IH1 SH-UW0 TH-AE1-T S-W-EH1 R-AY1 W-EH1-N-T


Yeah, well...


It's the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!

IH1-T-S DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-N-AY1 T-W-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 W-IH1 SH-Y-UW1 G-UH1 D-L-AH1-K


Yeah, yeah you have the ring?

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 R-IH1-NG


Yeah, right here in my pocket.  Pheebs?

Y-AE1 R-AY1-T HH-IY1 R-IH0-N M-AY1 P-AA1 K-AH0-T F-IY1-B-Z


Oh! Oop!


Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she's gonna know.

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-AY1 W-AA1-N-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 S-ER0 P-R-AY1 Z-AH0-N-D SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 N-OW1


Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!

Y-IY2 HH-IY1 Y-AH0 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R


Hi guys.


You are beautiful.


Oh, thank you!   What's going on?

OW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


We're just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.

W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-R-IY0 AH0 L-IY1 V-ER0 IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S CH-EH1 R-IH0 T-IY0 IH0 V-EH1-N-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1


Okay umm, Ross?


I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater.

IH1 M-IH0 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AO1-R-M S-OW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AO1 F-M-AY1 S-W-EH1 T-ER0


Now, I'm just letting you know that this is

N-AW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z


Yep! That's hilarious!

Y-EH1-P TH-AE1-T-S HH-IH0 L-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M D-AH1 N-IH1-M D-AH1-N


Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.

IH1 K-N-OW0 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.

N-OW1 N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1-V S-IY1-N M-IY1 N-EY1 K-AH0-D HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D Z-AH1-V T-AY1-M-Z


Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T-S T-R-UW1 B-AH1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-IY1 Z-AH0 L-IY0


What?! You totally get embarrassed!

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 G-EH1 T-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S-T


No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AH0 M-AO1-R S-IH0 K-Y-UH1-R P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 AA1-R


Is that so?


Yeah.


Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am

HH-EY1 L-EY1 D-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 AE1-M


I can't believe it!


I did it!


I never thought I'd be able to do that!

AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 TH-AO1 T-IH1-D B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Thank you Ross.


Oh hey, don't thank me, thank yourself. You're the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.

OW1 HH-EY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-AE1-NG K-M-IY1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 F-EY1-S-T HH-ER0 F-IH1-R Z-AH0-N D-AH1-L T-AH0 M-AH0 T-L-IY0 OW1 V-ER0 K-EY1-M DH-EH1-M


Hey, both you guys should be up there with me.

HH-EY1 B-OW1 TH-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z SH-UH1-D B-IY1 AH1-P DH-EH1 R-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 T-UW1 ER0 IY1-R M-AY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 M-L-AH1 K-IY0 T-UW1 HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S T-W-AH1-N G-UH1-D


Thanks man.


I gotta go check something over here.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 CH-EH1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


What a baby.


Total wuss!


Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.

OW2 K-EY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-AA1-P SH-AH0-N-Z HH-IY1 R-AH0 N-AH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V P-R-OW1 T-AH0 T-AY2-P-S F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AA1-N


Wow! This looks great!


Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap.  Umm, this one is made of bologna.

Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-IH1 Z-AH0 M-AH1 SH-R-UW0-M K-AE1 P-AH1-M DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 N-IH1 Z-M-EY1 D-AH1-V B-AH0 L-OW1 N-IY0


And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?

AE2-N D-AE1-N D-AH0-N D-AE2-N DH-AH0 T-UW1-TH P-IH2-K-S


You kissed another woman!

Y-UW1 K-IH1-S T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-UH1 M-AH0-N


Call it even?!


Okay!


Well, I'm gonna go get these  in some water.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 G-EH1-T DH-IY1 Z-IH0-N S-AH1 M-W-AO1 T-ER0


Wait you stole those from these people's wedding?

W-EY1 T-Y-UW1-S T-OW1-L DH-OW1-Z F-R-AH1-M DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L Z-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby.

N-AA1 N-OW0 AY1 T-UH1-K DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 HH-OW0 T-EH1-L L-AA1 B-IY0


Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.

Y-AE1 DH-EY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EY1 K-AE1-N CH-AA1-R JH-M-IY1 F-AO1-R S-AH1-M D-ER1 T-IY0 M-UW1 V-IY0 AH0-N D-AH0 B-AE1 G-AH1 V-M-AH0 SH-UW1 G-AH0 N-AH1-T-S DH-EY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG-K K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


Hey!


My sweater!


I've been looking for this for like a month!

AY1-V B-IH1 N-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 M-AH1-N-TH


Oh my God!!


Oh my God!


Happy?! Is that what I'm supposed to be Vic? Happy?

HH-AE1 P-IY0 IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 V-IH1-K HH-AE1 P-IY0


Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be!

W-EH1 L-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1


Huh?


Because I sure as hell can't figure it out!

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 SH-UH1 R-AE1-Z HH-EH1-L K-AE1-N-T F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 IH1 T-AW1-T


I talk to you and nothin'.

AY1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N D-N-AA1 TH-IH0-N


You look at me, and it's nothin'.

Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1 TH-IH0-N


Nothing.


Tasty! I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it's-it's nice.

T-EY1-S T-IY0 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1 V-AH0 HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-N-AY1-S


I have a question about this scene.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S S-IY1-N


Yes?


Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.

W-EH1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-W-AY1 EY1 D-R-IY0 AH0-N Z-AH0 T-R-AE1-K T-AH0-D T-UW1 V-IH1-K T-ER0


Peel the onion. First of all, he's good looking.

P-IY1-L DH-AH0 AH1 N-Y-AH0-N F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1-L HH-IY1-Z G-UH1 D-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG


Yeah.


I think my character's gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-AY1 K-AE1 R-IH0-K T-ER0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 N-IY1 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-M-AO1 R-AH1 V-R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-AE1-N DH-AE1-T


Oh, hey, how about this one.

OW1 HH-EY1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


Ah, it's says so in the script!

AA1 IH1-T-S S-EH1-Z S-OW1 IH0-N DH-AH0-S K-R-IH1-P-T


Y'know ah, I-I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you're a bitch.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AA1 IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 M-AY1 K-EH1 R-IH0-K T-ER0 L-AY1-K S-Y-UW1 IY1 DH-ER0 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-EH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0-S K-R-IH1-P-T HH-IY1-R DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1 R-AH0 B-IH1-CH


It doesn't say that in the script.

IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T S-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0-S K-R-IH1-P-T


It does in mine!


I can't


Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EH1 L-AH0 G-ER1-L B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-EY1-P HH-ER0 S-AH1 CH-AH0 R-UH1 K-IY0 M-IH0-S T-EY1-K


Y'know who has a great video camera?

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-UW1 HH-AE1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1-T V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0


Greg and Jenny?


Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em.

D-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1 L-W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1 L-EH1 M-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AO1 L-EH1-M


Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!

Y-AE1 AE1-S-K DH-EH1 M-IH1-F DH-EY1 B-R-AO1-T DH-EH1-R F-R-EH1-N-D Z-EH1 N-IY0 S-UW2 V-AH0 N-IH1-R-Z


Hello?  Eighth street deli?

HH-AH0 L-OW1 EY1-T-TH-S T-R-IY1-T D-EH1 L-IY0


Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin' to that place.

HH-EY1 HH-AE1 NG-AH1 P-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T F-UW1-D P-OY1 Z-AH0 N-IH0-NG JH-AH1-S-T T-AA1 K-AH0-N T-UW1 DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1-S


Here you go.


Hello?   It's the deli again!

HH-AH0 L-OW1 IH1-T-S DH-AH0 D-EH1 L-IY0 AH0 G-EH1-N


All right! I'll have a sandwich!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 S-AE1-N D-W-IH0-CH


I don't think this number's right!

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-N-AH1-M B-ER0 Z-R-AY1-T


Oh come on!!


Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now

G-AA1 T-AH0 G-OW1 AY1 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 T-UW1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-R-IY1-L L-EY1 T-N-AW1


Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me?  Did you know this isn't Ma?

HH-EY1 M-AA1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 M-EY1-D DH-AH0 AH0 P-OY1-N T-M-AH0-N T-W-IH1-DH D-R-AY1-V B-AA0 Z-IY1 D-AH0 AH0-N D-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-M-AA1


Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.

HH-ER0 N-EY1-M Z-R-AA1 N-IY0 SH-EH1 S-AH0 P-EH1 T-M-AO0-R T-IH1 SH-AH0-N


Sure. So how long you been...

SH-UH1-R S-OW1 HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-Y-UW1 B-IH1-N


Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-IH1 D-AY1 Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 T-EY1 K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 N-EY1 V-IY0 Y-AA1-R D-AH0-N-D SH-OW1 Y-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IH1-G SH-IH1-P-S


Since then?!


No, it's only been six years.

N-OW1 IH1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 B-IH1-N S-IH1-K S-Y-IH1-R-Z


I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 P-UH1 T-AH0 N-AY1 S-M-EH1 M-ER0 IY0 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-D S-OW1 Y-AH1 D-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AO1-S T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 T-EH1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L G-AY1


...Joe.


Y'ever been in love?


...I d'know.


Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.

DH-EH1 N-Y-EY1 V-AH0-N T-Y-UH1-R B-ER1 N-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW0-Z


Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.

JH-OW1 Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D Z-IH0 N-L-AH1-V B-IH1-G T-AY1 M-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 W-ER1-S-T P-AA1-R T-AH1 V-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T S-W-IH1-DH T-UW1 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.

OW1 M-AE1-N P-L-IY1-Z T-EH1-L M-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1 V-EH1 M-IH1 Z-M-AA1


Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you.

AH1-V K-AO1-R-S K-AO1-R S-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-EH1-M Z-M-AA1 W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Everything's gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?

EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 D-IH1-K


Hello, I am Guru Saj--Whoa!!  That's supposed to be a duck right? 'Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 AY1 AE1-M G-UW1 R-UW2 S-AA0 HH-W-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 D-AH1 K-R-AY1-T K-AA1 Z-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AA1 EY0 AW1 T-AH1 V-M-AY1 L-IY1-G


Hey, Rach, how was work?


Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair.

OW1 G-R-EY1 T-AO2-L DH-OW1 AY1 D-IH1-D S-IH1-T D-AW1 N-W-EH1-R DH-EH1 R-W-AO1-S T-AH0 CH-EH1-R


By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.

B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 R-AA1-S D-R-AA1-P-T B-AY1 AH0 B-AA1-K S-AH1 V-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1-F


Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming.

OW1 W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1 S-AY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N K-AH1 M-IH0-NG


I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and...

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-R-OW1 IH1 T-AW1 T-IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-UW1 AH0-N-D


Something wrong?


No. Nothing.


And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AE1-T TH-IH1 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T B-R-IH1 NG-IH0-NG DH-AH0 M-EH2 S-AH0 Z-OW1 IH0 K-EH1 R-AH0 IH0-N DH-AH0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-ER1-S-T S-EH1-N CH-ER0 IY0


Yeah, that's it?


Yeah.


Dude, I am sorry about what I said!

D-UW1 D-AY1 AE1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D


No, no, you're right, it is a ridiculous name!

N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 S-N-EY1-M


It's not that bad.


Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.

Y-EH1 S-IH1 T-IH1-Z F-R-AH1-M N-AW1 AA1 N-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 F-ER1-S T-N-EY1-M


So, you're just Bing?


Because we won our apartment back!

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-IY1 W-AH1 N-AW1 ER0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T B-AE1-K


What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!

W-AH1 T-EY1 S-IH1-Z HH-AY1 JH-AE1-K K-W-IY1-N K-IH1 NG-EY1-S


No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!

N-OW1 EY1 S-IH1 Z-L-OW1 EY1-S T-UW1 TH-R-IY1 F-AO1-R


I don't know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it!  Ah-ha!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 UW1 UW1 L-UH1 K-IH1 T-AA1 HH-AH0


All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again.

AO1-L R-AY1-T K-AH1 T-L-EH1-T-S P-IH1 K-AH0 G-EH1-N P-IH1 K-AH0 G-EH1-N


Okay.


Come on apartment! Come on apartment!  Oh! I know queen is high!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T K-AH1 M-AA1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 K-W-IY1 N-IH1-Z HH-AY1


Uh-huh, not as high as… It worked! King!

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 N-AA1 T-AE1-Z HH-AY1 AE1 Z-IH1 T-W-ER1-K-T K-IH1-NG


Yeah baby!


But, we pick again! We pick again!

B-AH1 T-W-IY1 P-IH1 K-AH0 G-EH1 N-W-IY1 P-IH1 K-AH0 G-EH1-N


Why?!


Tickets please!  That's courtside baby!

T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S P-L-IY1-Z TH-AE1-T-S K-AO1-R-T S-AY1-D B-EY1 B-IY0


Seriously, good game though. Good game.   What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 G-UH1-D G-EY1-M DH-OW1 G-UH1-D G-EY1 M-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1 S-OW1 M-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-EY1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T B-AE1-K


No they didn't!


You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 B-R-AO1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F-S T-AH1-F D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 F-ER0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 P-AE1-K DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AE1-N V-AH0-L


It's gonna be worth it.

IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 W-ER1 TH-IH1-T


It's a known fact that women love babies, all right?

IH1-T S-AH0 N-OW1-N F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-L-AH1-V B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AO1-L R-AY1-T


Women love guys who love babies.

W-IH1 M-AH0 N-L-AH1-V G-AY1-Z HH-UW1 L-AH1-V B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


It's that whole sensitive thing.

IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T HH-OW1-L S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0-V TH-IH1-NG


Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there.

K-W-IH1 K-EY1-M HH-IH1 M-AE1-T DH-AE1-T P-AE1 K-OW1 B-EY1-B Z-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Maybe one of them will break away.

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-W-IH1-L B-R-EY1 K-AH0 W-EY1


No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left.

N-OW1 N-OW1 W-EY1-T F-AO1-R G-EH1-T DH-EH1 M-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-W-AH1-N HH-AA1-R D-L-EH1-F-T


All right, gimme the baby.

AO1-L R-AY1-T G-IH1 M-IY0 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0


No, I got him.


Oh, seriously you want him?

OW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1-M


Hello.


Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?

W-EH1-L D-AA1-N-T D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-M-IY1 IH1 M-AH0 D-AH0-S-T B-AH1 T-M-IY1


You wanna smell him?


Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.

OW1 Y-AE1 HH-IY1-Z G-AA1-T DH-AE1-T G-R-EY1-T B-EY1 B-IY0 S-M-EH1-L G-EH1 T-AH0 W-IH1 F-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1-D


What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?

W-AH1 T-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1


Well, we are great guys.


Bye.


Well, not really.


I mean technically it's-it's not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon.

AY1 M-IY1-N T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-N-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N-S-T DH-AH0 R-UW1-L Z-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-Z F-R-AW1-N D-AH0 P-AA1-N


Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.

AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 B-AY1 DH-AE1-T P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 W-IY1 R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1-T JH-AH1 JH-IY0 V-AO1-N HH-OW2 L-IY0 R-EH1 DH-AH0-N T-AO2


Well Ross, you be careful now. You don't want to get a reputation as y'know Professor McNailshisstudents.

W-EH1-L R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 B-IY1 K-EH1-R F-AH0-L N-AW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 R-EH2 P-Y-AH0 T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AE1 Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 M-AH0 K-N-AE1 SH-L-AH0 F-AH0-S-T-S


Well Ross, it seems pretty clear.

W-EH1-L R-AA1 S-IH1-T S-IY1-M-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 K-L-IH1-R


I mean what's more important?

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH0-T S-M-AO1 R-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T


What people think or how you feel, huh?

W-AH1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG K-AO1-R HH-AW1 Y-UW1 F-IY1-L HH-AH1


Ross, you gotta follow your heart.

R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 F-AA1 L-OW0 Y-AO1-R HH-AA1-R-T


Joey that is so sweet.

JH-OW1 IY0 DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z S-OW1 S-W-IY1-T


Hey.


Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?

HH-EY1 HH-IY2 AH0 S-OW1 HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-IH1-T G-OW1 W-IH1-DH D-EY1 N-AH0 EH1 N-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-AY1 SH-UH1 D-L-IY1 V-AH0 B-L-AA1 K-AH1-V T-AY1 M-OW1 P-AH0-N S-EY1 TH-ER1-Z D-EY2


I couldn't do it.


You couldn't do it?!


Hey, relax I just need more time. We're going to dinner tonight.

HH-EY1 R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-M-AO1-R T-AY1 M-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-IH1 N-ER0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


What?! You're going out with her again!

W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Uh, Dana Keystone from college.

AH1 D-EY1 N-AH0 K-IY1-S T-OW2-N F-R-AH1-M K-AA1 L-IH0-JH


Oh yeah! Wasn't she uh


No, that was Dana Caplin.

N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z D-EY1 N-AH0 K-AE1 P-L-IH0-N


Joey! You didn't even know her!

JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 HH-ER0


Ah whatever!


Morning! Hey, how's my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?!

M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG HH-EY1 HH-AW1 Z-M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T JH-IY1 N-Y-AH0 S-AH0-N D-M-AY1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L R-OW1 B-AA2-T B-AH1 D-IY0


Don't touch him!


All right.


Umm, all right Wayne, level with me.

AH1 M-AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-EY1 N-L-EH1 V-AH0 L-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N-S


I mean, I love-I love this little guy!

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 L-OW1 V-IY0 L-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-AY1


Ah-ah!!


Okay, that's why you didn't want me to touch him right?

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-AH1-CH HH-IH1 M-R-AY1-T


Here you go!


Okay?


Stupid!


God!


Hey, how you doin'?


Hey.


Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...

HH-AY1 L-UH1 K-AH1 M-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-ER1 L-IY0 ER0


No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.

N-OW1 HH-EY1 W-EH1 L-IY1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 W-ER0-S T-R-EH1-S-T


I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.

AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 CH-AE1-N-S T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0-Z T-UW1 M-IY1


For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?

F-AO1 R-W-AH1-T F-AO1-R L-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 TH-R-OW1 M-IY1 AW1 T-AH1 V-Y-AO1 R-AO1 F-AH0-S


You had no


Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 Z-M-IY1 F-AO1 R-W-AA1-N T-IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-AA1 N-AW1 ER0 AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0 B-OY1 W-AH1 T-AE1 N-AE1 S-AE1 M-AY1


But I told you, I didn't have the time!

B-AH1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 T-AY1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N-T F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Wh, Ross what do you want from me?

W-AH1 R-AA1 S-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T F-R-AH1-M M-IY1


You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 K-W-IH1 T-M-AY1 JH-AA1-B S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D


I know.


Ooh, I have to tell you something.

UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


What?


But I can't tell you.


Okay, but wouldn't it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-IH1-T B-IY1 IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D T-EH1-L M-IY1


Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to like all my gods.

W-EH1-L SH-UH1 R-IH0 N-AH0 P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-W-ER1-L-D B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T T-EH1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 S-W-AO1-R T-UW1 L-AY1 K-AO1-L M-AY1 G-AA1-D-Z


Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?

OW2 K-EY1 D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


No.


Does it have to do with Joey?

D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH JH-OW1 IY0


Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?

D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 TH-W-IH0-TH CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T S-AA1-K DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 K-IY1-P-S B-AY1 HH-IH1-Z B-EH1-D


No, but let's come back to that later!

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-L-EH1-T-S K-AH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-L-EY1 T-ER0


Hi!


Richard!


Actually, I'm not here to complement the chef.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-M N-AA1-T HH-IY1-R T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F


Ohh… Oh, that's okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef.

OW1 OW1 TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-EY1 T-W-EH1-N P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AH1-M B-AE1-K T-UW1 K-AA1-M P-L-AH0 M-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F


Like I have nothing better to do!

L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG B-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 D-UW1


So what's up?


Well, it was great seeing you the other night.

W-EH1 L-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-R-EY1-T S-IY1 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 N-AY1-T


Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?

OW1 G-UH1-D T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 T-UW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 K-AH1-M D-AW1-N HH-IY1-R T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 DH-AE1-T


No! I came here to tell you something else.  I came here  to tell you I still love you.

N-OW1 AY1 K-EY1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L S-AY1 K-EY1-M HH-IY1-R T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AY1-S T-IH1-L L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.

W-AH1-N P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-AE1 T-AH0 T-AY1-M P-L-IY1 Z-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?

S-OW1 F-AO1-R S-IH0-NG HH-ER0 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 B-AA1 B-IY0 IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EY1-K DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Maybe!  Well! Well…so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it! I can't!

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-EH1 L-W-EH0-L S-OW1 S-OW0 AH1 W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0-K D-AH1 Z-N-AH1-M N-UW1-T S-OW0 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T


And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.

AH0-N-D B-AA1 B-IY0-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L T-AY1-M


You bet I am!  And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap.

Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-AY1 AE1 M-AH0-N-D T-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 Y-AO1 R-ER1 L-IY0 ER0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-ER0-S T-R-EY1 T-AH0-P G-AE1-NG-S T-ER0 R-AE1-P


Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her. Why can't you do that for me?

L-UH1 K-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 Y-UW1 V-M-EY1 D-AO1-L DH-IH1 S-AA1-N HH-ER0 W-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R M-IY1


Because! 'Cause… 'Cause you're my baby sister!

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z K-AA1-Z K-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R M-AY1 B-EY1 B-IY0 S-IH1-S T-ER0


And you're my big brother!

AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R M-AY1 B-IH1-G B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R M-AY1 F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0-T G-AY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-W-ER1-L-D


I'm not even scared to tell mom and dad.

IH1-M N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N-S K-EH1-R-D T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-AA1 M-AH0-N-D D-AE1-D


Joey, I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me.

JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AH0 TH-AO1 T-AH1-V HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 M-AE1 D-AE1 T-M-IY1


I want him to have his uncle.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1 HH-AE1-V HH-IH1 Z-AH1-NG K-AH0-L


Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?

IH1 Z-M-AY1 B-EY1 B-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V HH-IH1 Z-AH1-NG K-AH0-L JH-OW1 IY0


Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey!

AH1-V K-AO1-R-S HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V HH-IH1 Z-AH1-NG K-AH0-L JH-OW1 IY0


We're gonna be all right. I mean, even if we're not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.

W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1 F-W-ER0 N-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 S-OW1 L-AH1-V D-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-AY1 AH1-S


That's right! By his uncle too!

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T B-AY1 HH-IH1 Z-AH1-NG K-AH0-L T-UW1


And by you.


Okay Bobby, why don't we just come over here and let them have a little moment.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AA1 B-IY0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-L-EH1-T DH-EH1-M HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


Come here!


No! Seriously! What's wrong with you?!

N-OW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 W-AH0-T S-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


I had a really nice time tonight.

AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1-S T-AY1-M T-AH0 N-AY1-T


So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.

S-OW1 D-IH1 D-AY1 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-L-AE1 D-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AE1-S-K T-AH1 S-AW1-T


I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.

IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 IH0-N B-AH1 T-AH1 M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0-Z V-IH1 Z-AH0 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1 S-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1-CH


You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch?  Ohhh! I saw

Y-UH1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 Y-UH1-R S-IH1-S T-ER0 Z-AH0 S-L-IY1 P-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AW1 CH-OW1 HH-AY1 S-AO1


Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.

OW1 HH-EY1 G-R-EY1 T-Y-UH1 R-AH1 P-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 S-IH1-S T-ER0 K-R-IH1-S T-AH0 K-R-IH1-S T-AH0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Hi!


Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!

N-AY1-S T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 AY1 W-IH1 SH-Y-AH1-D T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 W-IY1 W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0 IH1-D F-IH1-K S-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AH1-P


Like it would help.


You are so bad!


You are!


You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.

Y-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1 D-EH1 D-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1


Uh, it was very nice meeting you.

AH1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1 S-M-IY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-UW1


Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T V-IH0-K T-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-Z S-IY1 K-R-AH0 T-M-AA1 D-AH0-L S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG G-UH1 D-AA0-K-R


Hi Mom, it's Jill.


She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!

SH-EH1 S-R-AY1 T-IH1-T-S JH-IH1-L JH-IH1-L G-UH1 D-AA0 K-R-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AY1 AE1-M T-R-AE1-P T-IH0 N-AE1 N-AE1-T-M V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2 L-W-IH1-DH JH-IH1-L G-UH1 D-AA0-K-R


Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.

Y-AE1 IH1-M F-AY1 N-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-AE1-NG K-IH0 N-AE1 N-AE1-T-M V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2-L


Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.

JH-IH1-L S-EH1-Z V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH V-EH1-S T-IH0 B-Y-UW2-L


I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.

IH1-M F-AY1-N N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-OW1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-AH1-M G-AY1


Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was

OW1 S-AH1-M G-AY1 S-AH1-M G-AY1 HH-EY1 JH-IH1 L-AY1 S-AO1 Y-UW1 W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M G-AY1 L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-Y-EH1-S HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z


Are you seeing anybody right now?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-IY1 IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?

P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L SH-AA1 P-IH0 NG-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1-DH S-N-UW1 T-IY0 R-IH1-CH P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0-N-D T-EH1-L DH-EH1 M-W-AH1-T T-UW1 B-AY1


Uh-huh.


That sounds great!


Hey!


Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.

AH1 M-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 W-IY1 S-W-IH1-CH T-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 T-AA1-R F-UW1 D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T G-R-EY1 V-IY0 T-R-EY1-N HH-AE1 D-EH1-N D-AH0-D


There's gravy?


If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-IY1 L-W-IH1-DH P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that's your department now.

DH-AE1-T F-R-IH1-JH HH-AE1-Z G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1-S T-AA1-K T-OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T S-Y-AO1-R D-IH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-N-AW1


What are you doing?


I think I left a donut up here.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 L-EH1-F T-AH0 D-OW1 N-AH2 T-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


So, in conclusion, the lines all go up , so I'm happy.

S-OW1 IH0-N K-AH0-N K-L-UW1 ZH-AH0-N DH-AH0 L-AY1-N Z-AO1-L G-OW1 AH1-P S-OW1 IH1-M HH-AE1 P-IY0


Great job team!


Tomorrow at 8:30.

T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 AE1 T-EY1-T TH-ER1 D-IY0


Phil!


Nice job.


Stevens!


Way to go!


Joel-burg, you maniac!

JH-OW1-L B-ER0 G-Y-UW1 M-EY1 N-IY0 AE2-K


I love ya!


Bing!


Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

OW1 IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-M-AY1 B-R-IY1-F K-EY2 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AY1 AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N-T


Of course, you did.


Forgot something else too ya bastard!

F-ER0 G-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S T-UW1 Y-AA1 B-AE1-S T-ER0-D


Well, what about you?


You're not feeling left out or anything are ya?

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-L-EH1-F T-AW1 T-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AA1 R-Y-AA1


No. No, not at all, that's-that's ridiculous.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-AA1 T-AE1 T-AO1-L TH-AE1-T-S T-AE2-T S-R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0-S


Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you?

EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S G-AA1 T-W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-W-AH1-N T-UW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1


Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!


Now get on out of here, you!

N-AW1 G-EH1 T-AA1 N-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1


Hey Bob.


Hey! How's my pal Toby doing today?

HH-EY1 HH-AW1 Z-M-AY1 P-AE1-L T-OW1 B-IY0 D-UW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 D-EY1


If I see him, I'll ask.


Toby!


Yeah!


Oh then you know each other.

OW1 DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


We're on a semi-first name basis.

W-ER0 AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1 M-AH0 F-ER0-S T-N-EY1-M B-EY1 S-AH0-S


What do you think of adding him to our team?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-AE1 D-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M T-UW1 AW1 ER0 T-IY1-M


Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don't know if he has what it takes.

B-AA1 B-UW1 W-ER1 K-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-AH1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 D-EY1 Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F HH-IY1 HH-AE1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-T T-EY1-K-S


Really? They love him down on six.

R-IH1 L-IY0 DH-EY1 L-AH1-V HH-IH1-M D-AW1 N-AA1-N S-IH1-K-S


But this is eleven. It's almost twice as hard up here.

B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH0 L-EH1 V-AH0 N-IH1-T S-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T T-W-AY1 S-AE1-Z HH-AA1-R D-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding!

HH-EY1 G-EH1 S-W-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1-T F-AO1 R-Y-AO1 R-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?

AH0 F-R-IY1 K-IH0-SH TH-IH1-N D-EY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 HH-AE1 NG-ER0 F-AO1-R HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D


No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman's tux!

N-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-UH1-K T-M-IY1 AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH0 T-AH1-K-S B-AH1 T-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-EH1 N-IY0 T-AH1-K-S B-AE1 T-M-AH0-N-Z T-AH1-K-S


What?


That's right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-M-EY1 D-EH0-K-S P-R-EH1 S-L-IY0 F-AO1-R V-AE1-L K-IH1-L M-ER0 AH0-N D-W-AO1-R-N B-AY1 HH-IH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-IH1-T F-IH1-L-M-F-T B-AE1 T-M-AE2-N F-IH1-L-M HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N


You can't wear that! I'm wearing the famous tux! James Bond's tux!

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-W-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 F-EY1 M-AH0-S T-AH1-K-S JH-EY1-M-Z B-AA1-N-D-Z T-AH1-K-S


So?


So—If you wear that you'll make mine less special.

S-OY1 F-Y-UW1 W-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-L M-EY1 K-M-AY1 N-L-EH1-S-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L


Sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I say "I do," he's thinking, "Yeah, I'd do her too!"

S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AH1 V-W-EH1 N-AY1 S-EY1 AY1 D-UW1 HH-IY1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-Y-AE1 IH1-D D-UW1 HH-ER0 T-UW1


Well then we still have a problem.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


Yeah!


With what?


Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies.

W-EH1 L-W-ER0 T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N T-UW1 P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D TH-EH1 R-AO1 L-IY1 DH-ER0 B-AO1 R-IH0 NG-AO1 R-AH0 N-OY1 IH0 NG-AO1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0 K-AE1-N-T-S T-AA1-P-S T-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0-Z


Oo! You should have one of us do it!

UW1 Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-W-AH1 N-AH1 V-AH1-S D-UW1 IH1-T


Phoebe, we're getting


No! No! It's-it's uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-AH1 AH0 R-IY1-L TH-IH1 NG-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AO0-R D-EY1-N D-AA1-N DH-AH0 IH1-N T-ER0 N-EH2 T-AH0-N-D P-ER0 F-AO1-R M-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG Z-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F


I call it!!


What?! No! It was my idea!

W-AH1 T-N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.

G-AY1-Z TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH B-AH1 T-N-IY1 DH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-UW1 IH1 Z-M-EH1 R-IY0 IH0 NG-AH1-S


Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!

D-AH1-Z K-AO1 L-IH0 NG-IH1 T-N-AA1 T-M-IY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!

W-IY1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AH0 JH-IH1 T-AH0 M-AH0 T-M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH1-V DH-AH0 K-L-ER1 JH-IY0 AH0-N D-W-EH1 N-AY1 S-EY1 L-AH0 JH-IH1 T-AH0 M-AH0 T-AY1 M-IY1-N G-EY1 AH0-N D-IH0-N K-AH0-N T-R-OW1 L-AH1-V HH-IH1-Z S-AH0 L-AY1 V-AH0


See, I see.... big passion in your future.

S-IY1 AY1 S-IY1 B-IH1-G P-AE1 SH-AH0 N-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0


Really?


I do.


Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]

OW1 R-AA1 S-Y-UH1-R S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T SH-IY1 P-L-EY1 F-AH0 L-IY0 R-AH1-B-Z HH-IH1-Z HH-EH1 D-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T S-AH1-P


That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why.

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 G-UH1-D TH-IH1 NG-AY1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-W-AY1


Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

JH-AH1-S T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T S-L-IY1-P F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 M-AH1-N-TH B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 G-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 D-AA1 T-AH1 V-IH1-NG K-AA1 N-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-OW1 F-AH0 K-UH1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 K-UW1-L D-AH0 JH-AH1-S-T T-ER1-N-D DH-AH0 K-UH1 SH-AH0 N-OW1 V-ER0


Yeah, I would've except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.

Y-AE1 AY1 W-UH1-D-L V-IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-IH1-G-S P-AH0 G-EH1 T-IY0-S T-EY1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 S-AY1-D


What?!?!


Okay, this is what I'm talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-IY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 L-AE1-N D-W-EH1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AE1-N-S P-IH1-L


You can spill. In the sink.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-S P-IH1 L-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1-NG-K


Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening.

AO1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L T-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z HH-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH1-S T-UW1 B-IY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH0-N D-IH1 F-AY1 K-IY1 P-L-IH1 V-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG


I love you, too.


Aww, good.  What?


What? I'm just said.


No you're not, you're wondering which cushion it is.

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-Y-UH1 R-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-W-IH1-CH K-UH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z


Oh my God! Are you serious?!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Uh-huh.


I would love to live with you Ross.. that's-that's great! Thank you!

AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 L-AY1 V-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 R-AA1-S TH-AE1-T-S T-AE2-T-S G-R-EY1-T TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Well, I'm-I'm just glad I could, y'know, help you out.

W-EH1 L-IH1 M-IH0-M JH-AH1-S-T G-L-AE1 D-AY1 K-UH1 D-IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 AW1-T


Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me!

R-AA1 S-R-AA0 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-M-IY1-N-Z T-UW1 M-IY1


I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-OW1 M-L-AH0-S


You just saved me!


You're my hero!


Hero, I uh, I don't know—well, all right.

HH-IH1 R-OW0 AY1 AH1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-AA1 W-EH0 L-AO1-L R-AY1-T


Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has!

OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 T-EH1-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-AH1 T-AH0 W-AH1-N D-ER0 F-AH0-L B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 SH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z


Oh please!   You're gonna say things now, aren't ya?

OW1 P-L-IY1 Z-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1 TH-IH1-NG Z-N-AW1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-AA1


No.


No, I won't.


But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise.

B-AH1 T-AY1 SH-UH1-D T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH0-G Z-AE1-K-T S-EY1-M TH-IH1-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 M-AY1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T D-IH0 N-IY1-S


She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn't love her, but he really did, and it just blew up!

SH-IY1 M-UW1-V D-IH0 N-W-IH1 DH-AH0 G-AY1 HH-UW1 W-AA1-Z S-IY1 K-R-IH0 T-L-IY0 M-EH1 R-IY0-D T-UW1 HH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-AH1-V HH-ER0 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-L-UW1 AH1-P


...Dammit, hire the girl!  Okay, everybody ready?

D-AE1 M-IH0-T HH-AY1 ER0 DH-AH0 G-ER1 L-OW2 K-EY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 R-EH1 D-IY0


Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.

AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S G-R-EY1 T-AA2 P-ER0 T-UW1 N-AH0 T-IY0


Lose the robe.


Me?


That's great.


Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?

W-EH1 L-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 EH2-S P-R-EH1 S-OW0 K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 L-AA1 T-EY2


No, no, I'm still working on mine.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M-S T-IH1 L-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-AA1-N M-AY1-N


That's it?


Yeah, it was really hard.

Y-AE1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R-D


Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.

OW1 Y-AE1 DH-AE1-T HH-AH1 G-L-UH1-K-T P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-R-UW1 T-AH0-L


Ok, you weren't there.

OW1 K-EY1 Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T DH-EH1-R


Wow! That's ah, that's pretty nice!

W-AW1 TH-AE1-T S-AA1 TH-AE1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 N-AY1-S


Pretty nice?


You'll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.

Y-UW1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-AA1-R D-AH0-N M-AY1 R-UW1 M-EY2-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 DH-IH1-S


We don't have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We've got a canoe.

W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V F-IH1-F T-IY0 B-AH1-K-S B-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 B-IY1 W-IH1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-R-EY1-D F-AO1 R-IH1 T-W-IY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1


Y'know, I, I really don't think we need a canoe.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1


You gotta take the canoe!

Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1


All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!

AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1-K DH-AH0 EH2-N T-ER0 T-EY1-N M-AH0-N-T S-EH1-N T-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T HH-OW1-M TH-R-OW1 DH-AH0 K-AH0 N-UW1 AH0 W-EY1


We're not throwing it away! I built that canoe!

W-ER0 N-AA1-T TH-R-OW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 AY1 B-IH1-L-T DH-AE1-T K-AH0 N-UW1


Good for you!!


Yeah?


Okay. Then I guess it's just, wait here then.   Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-EH1 N-AY1 G-EH1 S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-W-EY1-T HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-N HH-AY1 AY1 N-IY1 D-W-AH1-N F-EY1-K T-IH1 K-AH0-T T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0-N


One ticket to Yemen?

W-AH1-N T-IH1 K-AH0-T T-UW1 Y-EH1 M-AH0-N


Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1 D-AH0 P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N-D T-IH1 K-AH0-T


I'm sorry sir, I don't understand.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 S-ER1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?

W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-IH1-V T-UW1 AH0 K-IH1 D-IH1-F HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0 T-IH1 K-AH0-T T-UW1 P-L-EY1 W-IH1-DH


Are you travelling with a child?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-R-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH0 CH-AY1-L-D


No.


All right, y'know what, she's  gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card, but what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-M HH-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AH0 K-R-EH1 D-AH0-T K-AA1-R-D B-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 IH1-Z HH-AE1-N D-Y-UW1 AH0 L-AY1 B-R-EH2 R-IY0 K-AA1-R-D


Okay, but this is the last time.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M


With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there.

W-IH1 DH-AH0 CH-IH1-K CH-IH0-K HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-AH0 CH-IH1-K CH-IH0-K DH-EH1-R


Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick--chickeeeen.

HH-IY1 R-AH0 CH-IH1-K DH-EH1 R-AH0 CH-IH1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-EH2 R-AH0 CH-IH0 K-IH2 CH-IH0 K-AE1-N CH-IH0-K


Hey.


How's she doing?


She?


Well yeah, don't-don't you think it's a she?

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 D-AA1-N-T D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-AH0 SH-IY1


I don't know.  I can't tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T T-EH1 L-W-AH1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-EH1-N-T B-AE1 K-IH0-N T-UW1 K-W-IH1 K-L-IY0


Well, anyway, I got to go change, I'm ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.

W-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 CH-EY1-N JH-IH1 M-AA1 M-IY1 T-IH0-NG S-AH1 M-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-AE1-S-T F-AO1-R D-R-IH1-NG-K-S


Excuse me?


What?


Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.

OW2 K-EY1 G-UH1-D S-OW1 DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 G-OW1 W-IH1-DH V-IH1-N-S


Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.

Y-AE1 B-AH1-T JH-EY1 S-AH0-N Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0-V


Well sensitive is important, pick him.

W-EH1-L S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0 V-IH1 Z-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T P-IH1-K HH-IH1-M


Yeah.


Oh sure, go with the sissy.

OW1 SH-UH1-R G-OW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 S-IH1 S-IY0


Jason is not a sissy!

JH-EY1 S-AH0 N-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 S-IH1 S-IY0


Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.

OW1 N-AA0 N-OW0 N-OW1 N-OW0 AY1 M-EH1-N-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Hi.


So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?

S-OW1 AH1 AH0 P-EH1 R-AH0-N T-L-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AA1-R F-AH0 M-IH1 L-Y-ER0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 Y-UH1 R-AH0-P-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn't matter.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 HH-OW1 L-AH1 HH-UW1 K-EY1 M-AA1-N T-UW1 HH-UW1 TH-IH1 NG-R-IH1 L-IY0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0


I mean, I think it would've happened either way.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-UH1-D-L-V HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-IY1 DH-ER0 W-EY1


I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0-N T-IH0 N-IH1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-AH0 D-IH1 T-IY1 W-IY0 N-OW1 AY1 W-UH1-D-L-V


It was an amazing night.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG N-AY1-T


It was. It was an amazing night.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG N-AY1-T


You think it looked amazing?

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-L-UH1-K T-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


Do we have a name yet?

D-UW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-EY1 M-Y-EH1-T


No, not yet.


That's fine, for now we'll just call her Baby Girl Green.

TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1-N F-AO1-R N-AW1 W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L HH-ER0 B-EY1 B-IY0 G-ER1-L G-R-IY1-N


Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.

OW1 N-OW1 B-EY1 B-IY0 G-ER1-L G-EH1 L-ER0 JH-R-IY2-N


Hello baby girl.


Ah-ha, nowhere to run!


I don't like sitting up here! I'm just gonna over

AY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AH1-P HH-IY1 R-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 OW1 V-ER0


No Rachel! They got here first!

N-OW1 R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-EY1 G-AA1-T HH-IY1-R F-ER1-S-T


Why is Ross doing that?

W-AY1 IH1 Z-R-AA1-S D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T


Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AY1 IH1-Z HH-IY1 JH-AH1-M P-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-OW1 Z-W-IH1 M-AH0-N


No that's all right. Don't worry about it.

N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Oh but look! That's gonna leave a stain!

OW1 B-AH1 T-L-UH1-K TH-AE1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0-S T-EY1-N


Rach! Hey! It's fine! You're at Joey's!

R-AE1-CH HH-EY1 IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-Y-UH1 R-AE1-T JH-OY1-Z


Really?


Yeah! Look!


I've never lived like this before.

AY1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 L-AY1-V D-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R


I know.


All right, don't waste it, I mean its still food.

AO1-L R-AY1-T D-AA1-N T-W-EY1-S T-IH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S-S T-IH1-L F-UW1-D


Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-AH0 B-EH1 D-W-EH1 R-OW0 L-IH1 V-IY0 AH0 L-AO1-S-T HH-ER0 V-ER0 JH-IH1 N-IH0 T-IY0


I don't know, but one of the extras sure did!  Hey, listen    Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 B-AH1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 EH1-K-S T-R-AH0-Z SH-UH1-R D-IH1-D HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-R-AE1-CH TH-AE1-NG-K S-AH0 G-EH1-N F-AO1-R K-AH1 M-IH0-NG D-AW1-N T-UW1 W-AA1 CH-M-AY1 S-IY1-N-Z


Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support    you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so

OW1 P-L-EH1 SH-AH0 N-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 HH-IY1-R T-UW1 S-AH0 P-AO1-R T-Y-UW1 AY1 M-OW0 M-AY1 G-OW1 D-IH0-S DH-AE1-T K-R-IH1-S CH-AH0-N S-AE1-N D-ER0 HH-IH0 S-AH0-Z S-OW1


Also so


Oh, in my head he's done some pretty "not-gay-stuff"!

OW1 IH0-N M-AY1 HH-EH1-D HH-IY1-Z D-AH1-N S-AH1-M P-R-IH1 T-IY0 N-AA1-T G-AH0-S T-AH0-F


Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely    gay stuff!

W-EH1 L-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-R-IH1 S-M-AH0-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D S-AE1-N T-AH0 D-IH1-D S-AH1-M D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 G-EY1-S T-AH1-F


OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.

OW1 K-EY1 Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 T-EH1-L R-AA1-S DH-AE1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1


About what?


Oh my God! I love him!


My surprise party!


Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

OW1-S T-AA1 P-IH1-T JH-OW1 IY0 AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1


Well, he didn't tell me.

W-EH1-L HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1


Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.

HH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-AA1-S TH-IH1-NG


This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 T-IH1 P-AH0 K-AH0 L-IH1 M-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-W-AH1-N T-UW1 N-OW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


No, you are not. We tell you stuff.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R N-AA1 T-W-IY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1-S T-AH1-F


Yuh-huh!


I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.

AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-W-AH1-N T-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1-N CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 G-AA1-T B-IH1 T-AH0-N B-AY1 DH-AH0 P-IY1 K-AA2 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 Z-UW1


I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.

AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-W-AH1-N T-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-R-AH1 SH-AA1-N JH-OW1 IY0 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-IH0-N


Looks like I was second to last.

L-UH1-K S-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D T-UW1 L-AE1-S-T


Chandler, we still haven't gotten an RSVP from your dad.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-IY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T G-AA1 T-AH0 N-AE1-N S-ER1 V-AH0-P F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D


Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that's because I didn't send him an invitation.

OW1 R-AY1 T-AH1-M M-EY1 B-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EH1-N-D HH-IH1 M-AE1 N-IH2-N V-IH0 T-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Chandler! He's your father.  he should be at the wedding.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 HH-IY1 Z-Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0 HH-IY1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 AE1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


I don't even know the man. Okay? We're not that close. I haven't seen him in years.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 DH-AH0 M-AE1 N-OW2 K-EY1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T K-L-OW1 S-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-IY1-N HH-IH1 M-IH0 N-Y-IH1-R-Z


Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn't even asked?!

W-EH1 L-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 F-AY1-N-D Z-AW1-T HH-IY1 W-AO1-S T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AE1-S-K-T


It's not like we run in the same circles.

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-W-IY1 R-AH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M S-ER1 K-AH0-L-Z


I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.

AY1 HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-S T-AA1-R Z-IH0 N-AH0 D-R-AE1-G SH-OW1 IH0-N V-EY1 G-AH0-S


Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.

UW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 T-R-EY1-D S-ER1 K-AH0-L-Z


Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.

N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1-S T-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 B-R-AY1 D-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH1-V DH-AH0 G-R-UW1 M-IH1 Z-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AE1 K-L-AH0-S D-R-EH1-S


So what! As long as he's not wearing a white dress and a veil I don't care.

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1-Z HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1 T-W-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0 W-AY1-T D-R-EH1 S-AH0-N D-AH0 V-EY1 L-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R


Okay, I think I need to do some shopping.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M SH-AA1 P-IH0-NG


Hello! Who's in there?


How ya doin'?


Who in the hell are you?

HH-UW1 IH0-N DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AA1 R-Y-UW1


I guess you wouldn't believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?

AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-UW1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 IH1 F-AY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z K-ER1-T D-AH1 G-L-AH0-S HH-AH1


No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!

N-OW1 Y-AE1 DH-AH0 G-R-UW1-M K-AE1 N-AA0-T S-IY1 DH-AH0 B-R-AY1-D


I'm not gonna marry Chandler!

IH1-M N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 M-EH1 R-IY0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Not after this!


Okay, you guys, just relax.  I doooo.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z JH-AH1-S T-R-IH0 L-AE1-K S-AY1 D-UW1 OW2


I gotta go.


Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua!   Yeah, well, that oughta do it.

OW1 W-EY1-T JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 Y-AE1 W-EH1-L DH-AE1 T-AO1 T-AH0 D-UW1 IH1-T


Sorry I'm late, but I left late.

S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 L-EH1-F T-L-EY1-T


Okay.


So Pheebs, what is the book about?

S-OW1 F-IY1-B Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-UH1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T


I thought you said you read it in high school.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IH1 T-IH0-N HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 D-AY1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-IH1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S P-EH1 P-R-AE1 L-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AA1-N T-AA1 P-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-IH1 R-AH0 M-IH0-D B-AH1 T-IH0 N-AY1 W-AH0 M-AH0 W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S B-UH1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T


Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AE1 N-AY1 B-AH1 M-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z


Y'know what, actually…  Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 W-AH0-T-S S-OW1 F-AH1 N-IY0 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1-R


I thought you didn't smoke.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-M-OW1-K


Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know?

OW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-M-EH1-N T-M-EH2 R-AH0 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1-T S-IH1 K-N-OW0


Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K D-AH1 B-IY0-Z


And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!"

AH0-N D-AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 TH-AO1-T T-UW1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-W-AW1 DH-OW1-Z G-AY1 Z-AA1-R K-R-EY1 Z-IY0


But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.

B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 S-M-OW1-K DH-AH0 R-EH1 G-Y-AH0 L-ER0 W-AH1-N Z-AO1 L-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


We get high.


Oh, me too.


I'm kidding.


Oh, are you sure you're ok?

OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-Y-UH1 R-OW1 K-EY1


Yeah.


Does it still hurt?


What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.

W-AH1 T-AH0 N-IY1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AO1 L-Y-AO1-R K-L-OW1-DH Z-M-AE1 CH-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Hi.


Hey, how'd it go?


Excellent.


We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.

W-IY1 R-IH1-P-T DH-AE1-T K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0-N-D K-EH1-P-T DH-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH0-Z F-AO1 R-AW0 ER0 S-EH1-L-V-Z


What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L-S T-AO1 R-IY0 HH-EY1 IH1-M F-AY1-N B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1


You know what? You are right. I

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R R-AY1 T-AY1


Good for you Pheebs!


Ok.


Okay  If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean

OW2 K-EY1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 K-R-OW0 F-OW2-N Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R T-UW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1-N


This sucks! I didn't know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I'm so tired!

DH-IH1-S S-AH1-K S-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1-S T-EY1 AH1 P-AO1-L N-AY1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-IH1-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D S-L-IY1-P K-L-IH1 N-IH0 K-IH1-M S-OW1 T-AY1 ER0-D


It's 6:00.


Hi!


Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.

Y-AE1 R-AE1 CH-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R HH-AE1-N D-L-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-EH1-L


Handling it?


What do you mean, handling it?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N HH-AE1-N D-L-IH0 NG-IH1-T


There's nothing to handle.

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1-N D-AH0-L


Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.

N-AW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AO1-S-T F-AO1-R M-IY1 AH0-N-D JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0


Y'know, they're not gonna get married anyway!

IH1 K-N-OW0 TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


What?


Come on!


They rushed into this thing so fast it's ridiculous!

DH-EY1 R-AH1-SH T-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG S-OW1 F-AE1-S T-IH1-T S-R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0-S


And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they've done and they're call the whole thing off.

AH0-N-D S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-AH0 L-AO1-NG DH-AH0 W-EY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-EH1 M-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-W-AH1-T DH-EY1-V D-AH1 N-AH0-N-D TH-EH1-R K-AO1-L DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L TH-IH1 NG-AO1-F


I'm telling ya, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at there's.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-AA1 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-AY1 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UH1-R D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-EH1-R-Z


What the hell is this?!


What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can't use for another two months?!

W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-IY1-L B-EH1 T-ER0 T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1-S T-AH1-F DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N T-Y-UW1-S F-AO1 R-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 T-UW1 M-AH1-N-TH-S


This sucks!


All right, what's my next present?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-W-AH0-T S-M-AY1 N-EH1-K-S-T P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T


All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?

AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 N-UW1 K-L-IY0 ER0 HH-AA1 L-AH0 K-AO2-S T-IH1-M DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-M-AE1 N-AA1 N-ER1 TH-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Enhh


I've got canned goods.


Hey, you guys! Take a look at this!  Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z T-EY1 K-AH0 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S CH-EH1-K DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 AW1-T D-AH1 G-M-IY1 AH0 HH-OW1-L


Excellent hole, Joe.


Oh no! No!! My hole!!


Ow!! Ow!!!


What?! What?!! What is it?!


My drinking?


Oh, I must've said that after you left.

OW1 AY1 M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 S-EH1-D DH-AE1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UW1 L-EH1-F-T


That you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.

DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1-D DH-AH0 AH0 K-EY1 ZH-AH0 N-AH0-L D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG B-IH1-N-JH


Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I'm leaving! You are just a horrible person!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-IH1 M-L-IY1 V-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AA1-R JH-AH1-S T-AH0 HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L P-ER1 S-AH0-N


If you're gonna get all sensitive about it!

IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AO1-L S-EH1-N S-AH0 T-IH0 V-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


I don't want to lose you.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 L-UW1 Z-Y-UW1


What if I, create a position for you?

W-AH1 T-IH1 F-AY1 K-R-IY0 EY1 T-AH0 P-AH0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


I'll make you an assistant buyer in this department.

IH1-L M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 AE1 N-AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N-T B-AY1 ER0 IH0-N DH-IH1-S D-IH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Say more things like that.

S-EY1 M-AO1-R TH-IH1-NG Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-AO1 F-AH0 S-AH0-N D-AH0 R-EY1 Z-IH0 F-EH1-K T-IH0-V T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


I'd need an expense account.

IH1 D-N-IY1 D-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-AH0 K-AW1-N-T


Done!


And an assistant.


Sophie, get in here!


Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 V-EH1 R-IY0 P-R-AW1 D-AH1 V-M-IY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AH1-S D-EY1-T S-W-IH1-DH T-UW1 AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-Y-UW1 T-N-ER1 S-AH0-Z


Oh my!


They're male nurses.


Not in my head.


Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 DH-EY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH1 S-AW1-T S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0 N-AY1 T-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1


Umm.  Umm. Umm. I don't think so.

AH1 M-AH1 M-AH1 M-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1


What?


What are you talking about?!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.

Y-AW0 Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1-Z B-IH1-N T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-OW1 V-ER0 R-AA1 S-AH0-N D-M-UW1 V-AA1-N


I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me.

IH1-M M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R M-UW1 V-IH0 NG-AA1 N-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 W-AH1-N G-UH1 D-R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-W-AY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1


Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UH1-R K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 T-OW1-L-D DH-EH1-M DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-W-ER0-S T-IH1-L HH-IY1 R-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 G-EH1 T-AO1-F DH-AE1 T-W-EH1-L G-OW1 D-AW1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AE2 F-AH0 T-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M


Yep! There's always room for

Y-EH1-P DH-EH1-R Z-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-R-UW1-M F-AO1-R


Joey, how do you make


Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh,  Grandma's chicken salad

OW1 IH1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 Y-AE1 IY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1 CH-AH1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AA2-Z CH-IH1 K-AH0-N S-AE1 L-AH0-D


Hello, this is Monica...

HH-AH0 L-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Yeah???


Oh...


Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.

OW2 K-EY1 Y-EH1 S-W-EH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1 T-W-EH1-L B-IY1 R-AY1-T D-AW1-N


Thank you.


Okay. Let's bring it in.

OW2 K-EY1 L-EH1-T-S B-R-IH1 NG-IH1 T-IH0-N


Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.

W-EY1 T-N-OW1 HH-AH1 N-IY0 HH-AH1 N-IY0 TH-R-OW1 IH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 TH-R-OW1 IH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1


Here you go.


That almost hit me in the face.

DH-AE1 T-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T HH-IH1 T-M-IY1 IH0-N DH-AH0 F-EY1-S


Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.

W-EH1 L-IH1-F DH-AH0 M-AH0 JH-IH1 SH-AH0-N K-AE1 N-OW1 P-AH0-N M-AY1 B-IH1 R-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-Z B-AH1-T CH-IY1-K-S DH-EH1 N-AO1-L R-AY1-T


Hey!


Y'know I'm-I'm really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 M-IH0 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-L-AE1 D-W-IY1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0 D-N-AA1-T T-UW1 S-L-IY1-P T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Oh boy, me too!


Y'know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-IH1 F-W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AA1 B-IH1-G F-AY1 T-AH0-N D-AH1 W-IY1 B-R-OW1 K-AH1-P F-AO1 R-AH0 F-Y-UW1 AW1 ER0-Z


Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!

T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K S-AH0 G-EH1 N-W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K B-AO1 S-IY0 AH0-N-D D-AA2 M-AH0 N-IH1 R-IH0-NG


The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!

DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-AO1-F S-L-AA1 P-IY0 AH0-N D-IH2 M-AH0 T-Y-UH1-R


That's me! Come on!


Okay.  But wait, we can't. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we're supposed to have lunch.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-W-EY1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1-N T-M-AY1 K-AH1 Z-AH0-N K-AE1 S-IY0 IH1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 G-EH1-S T-R-UW1 M-W-ER0 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-L-AH1-N-CH


Well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.

W-EH1-L G-EH1 T-R-IH1 D-AH1-V HH-ER0 AH0-B S-EH1 S-IH0 V-AH0-N-D SH-R-IH1-L


Shrill?! The wedding is back on!

SH-R-IH1-L DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0 NG-IH1-Z B-AE1 K-AA1-N


I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 HH-ER1-D V-OY1 S-AH0 Z-Y-UW1 M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Hi! Nice to meet you!


Nice to meet you too.


So, are you ready to go?

S-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 G-OW1


Yeah.


Chandler!


I'll be right with you.


Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple.

TH-EH1-T HH-AE2-T S-AO1 L-IH1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 TH-ER1 D-N-IH1 P-AH0-L


Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.

JH-AH1-S T-Y-AO1-R R-AH2 N-OW0-F TH-EH1 M-AH0-S TH-ER1 D-N-IH1 P-AH0-L


You can take it off.


Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here.  What are you doing?

T-EY1 K-Y-AO1-R SH-ER1 T-AO1 F-AH0-N D-L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 W-AH1 T-W-ER0 D-IY1 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH HH-IY1 R-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.

JH-AH1-S-T SH-OW1 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 M-AY1 R-OW2 N-AH0-F T-AO1 R-IH0-NG TH-AH0-L M-IH0-F TH-ER1 D-N-IH1 P-AH0-L


Well that's not a third nipple.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 TH-ER1 D-N-IH1 P-AH0-L


No?


First of all, it's on your ass.

F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-IH1-T S-AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-AE1-S


Well then, what is it?!


Wait a minute, hold it.  Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T HH-OW1-L D-IH1-T JH-AA1-N S-AH0 N-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 R-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N-T


I'm with Hamilton!


He's good with rear things, bring him in too.

HH-IY1-Z G-UH1 D-W-IH1 DH-R-IH1-R TH-IH1-NG-Z B-R-IH1-NG HH-IH1 M-IH0-N T-UW1


Umm, this is great wine.


It's from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y'know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.

IH1-T-S F-R-AH1-M F-R-AE0-N S-IY1 N-Y-UW1 R-OW0 P-AW2-T S-ER0 N-Y-UH1 R-AH0 P-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH1 M-AH0 F-Y-UW1 Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 AY1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-AA1-Z B-AE1-K P-EY2 K-IH0 NG-AH0 K-R-AO1 S-W-EH1-S T-ER0 N-Y-UH1 R-AH0-P


Really?


Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.

AH1 M-W-AA2-DH D-IH1-T G-EH1-T-S B-EH1 T-ER0 AH1 M-Y-AE1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N B-AA2-R S-IH0 L-OW1 N-AH0


I studied for a year in Barcelona.

AY1-S T-AH1 D-IY0-D F-AO1 R-AH0 Y-IH1 R-IH0-N B-AA2-R S-IH0 L-OW1 N-AH0


Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AH1-M S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH1 M-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-AY1 K-IH0-NG


Oh that's great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo

OW1 TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-AY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AO1-NG DH-AH0 F-UH1-T HH-IH2-L Z-AH1 V-M-AW1-N-T T-IH0 B-IY0 AA1 D-AH0 B-IY0


So? Congratulations you two, I didn't even know you got married.

S-OW1 K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 T-UW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Oh we-we didn't.


What?!


Um uh…We're-we're just having this baby together but uh, uh that's all.

AH1 M-UW2 V-W-ER0 IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 V-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S B-EY1 B-IY0 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 B-AH1 T-AH1 AH1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L


Why?!!


Uh well umm…we're just not in that place, y'know? But we're very excited about this.

AH1 W-EH1 L-AH1 M-W-EH2-R JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1 T-IH0-N DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1 S-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-AH1 T-W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


Oh. Well then shut me up.

OW1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N SH-AH1 T-M-IY1 AH1-P


Just tell me how.


Let it go, Ross.


Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 K-AY1 K-AY1


Do you all promise?


Chandler? Do you promise to be good?

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-UW1 B-IY1 G-UH1-D


You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N K-AH1 M-IH0-N B-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R F-IH1-L T-ER0 T-AY2-P T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-AH1 D-IY0 HH-AE1-Z T-UW1-S T-EY1 AW1-T S-AY1-D


Hey, Pheebs.


Dear Ms. Buffay.


Thank you for calling attention to our error.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R K-AO1 L-IH0 NG-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N T-UW1 AW1 ER0 EH1 R-ER0


We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V K-R-EH1 D-AH0 T-AH0 D-Y-AO1 R-AH0 K-AW1-N T-W-IH1-DH F-AY1-V HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this-  -

W-ER0 S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 IH2-N K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N S-AH0-N-D HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 L-AE0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-IH1-S


Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-IY1 AA1-R S-OW1 M-EH1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 W-IY1 B-OW1-TH HH-AE1-V K-AA1 P-IY0 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0


Honey, both yours.


Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!

HH-EY1 G-R-EY1 T-AE0-D V-AY1 S-AA1-N DH-AE1-T JH-OW1 IY0 TH-IH1-NG


Yeah? The work problem?


Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.

OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z P-ER1 F-IH2-K T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-EH1-L T-L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N D-AH0 G-EH1-N


What problem did you tell him you had?

W-AH1-T P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1-L HH-IH1 M-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D


Oh that's not important. The point is, I really—I think everything's gonna be okay.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T DH-AH0 P-OY1-N T-IH1 Z-AY1 R-IY0 AO1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 OW2 K-EY1


Okay, I've got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH1-N Z-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 P-UH1-T DH-EH1 M-IH0-N HH-ER0 P-AE1-N T-IY0-Z


No thanks, Mom!


Ha-ha, it's not my baby, ha-ha-ha!

HH-AA1 HH-AH0 IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-M-AY1 B-EY1 B-IY0 HH-AH0 HH-AA1 HH-AH0


Very good,  so good.


I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 EH0-N JH-OY1 D-IH1-T V-EH1 R-IY0 IH0-G Z-AA1 T-IH0-K


Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call.

W-EH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T CH-EH1-K T-AW1 ER0 M-EH1 S-AH0 JH-AH0 Z-AH0-N-D JH-AA1 SH-UW0 AH0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-AO1-L


I mean you'd think he'd be worried about me not showing up at his club.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-AH1-D TH-IH1-NG-K HH-EH1-D B-IY1 W-ER1 IY0 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 N-AA1-T SH-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1 P-AE1-T HH-IH1-Z K-L-AH1-B


Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!

AH1 G-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-M-EY1-K S-IH1-T S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-W-ER1 S-R-AA1 S-IH1 Z-AO1-L HH-AE1 P-IY0 IH0-N V-ER0 M-AA1-N-T


Come on! Look where you are!!

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-L-UH1 K-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 AA1-R


When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 R-AW1-N D-AH1-V D-EY1 K-W-IH2-R-Z


Remember, a virgin for me please.

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 AH0 V-ER1 JH-IH0-N F-AO1-R M-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z


Oh! And don't let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.

OW1 AH0-N-D D-AA1-N T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 L-IY1 V-W-IH0 TH-AW1-T G-EH1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-EY1 M-AH1-V DH-AE1-T K-AA1-R P-AH0-T G-AY1


Ahh, come on! Y'know what—y'know what, I think I'm just gonna go home and call Kathy.

AA1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-IY0 K-AW0 N-W-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N-D K-AO1-L K-AE1 TH-IY0


Well, if you think it will help.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1 T-W-IH1-L HH-EH1-L-P


No!


You should! How is she?


Ohhh!!


I think somebody needs another lap dance.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 N-IY1-D Z-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 L-AE1-P D-AE1-N-S


All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 T-EY1-S T-N-AH1 T-M-EH2-G


You do?


You don't?  Well, that's the difference between a professional and a layman.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-AH0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AH0 L-EY1 M-AH0-N


That and arrogance.


Hey.


Hey! How was sailing?


Wow thanks!


Yeah!


Uh, you've had a lot of sex right?

AH1 Y-UW1-V HH-AE1 D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V S-EH1-K S-R-AY1-T


When? Today? Some, not a lot.

W-EH1-N T-AH0 D-EY1 S-AH1-M N-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1-T


Don't worry about that man, that happens.

D-AA1-N T-W-ER1 IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-M-AE1-N DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z


It's happened to you?


Yeah! Once.


Well, what'd you do?


I did it anyway.


'Sup? 'Sup dude?


So you're playing a little

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R P-L-EY1 IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.

Y-EH1 S-AA1 N-AH0-S K-EY1-L F-R-AH1 M-W-AH1-N T-UW1 T-EH1-N T-EH1-N B-IY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-AH1 M-AH0-S T-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N K-AE1 N-L-UH1 K-Y-UW1 AA1-R D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 N-AY1-N T-IY1-N


Come on man, really how old?!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AE1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AW1 OW1-L-D


Young! You're a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody's ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!

Y-AH1 NG-Y-UH1 R-AH0 M-AE1-N CH-AY2-L D-OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 G-OW1 G-EH1-T CH-EY1-N-JH-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 Z-R-EH1 D-IY0 AH0-N-D P-L-IY1 Z-OW1 P-L-IY1-Z K-IY1 P-M-AY1 AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


And they knew about it?


Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L R-AA1 S-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T


Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!

L-UH1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 HH-OW1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D G-OW1 W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 AY1 W-AA1-N-T


Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don't know what the big deal is!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 W-IH1-L F-AY1-N-D S-AH1-M P-L-EY2 S-EH1-L-S T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1 V-M-AY1 AH0 P-OY1-N T-M-AH0-N-T S-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T DH-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-IH1-Z


The big deal is I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! Cold beer.

DH-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-IH1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-R-IY1 S-IY0-S T-R-EY1-N JH-ER0 Z-IH0-N M-AY1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-IH1-K B-AE1 K-W-IH1 DH-AH0 P-AH1 Z-AH0-L B-EH2-R K-OW1-L-D B-IH1-R


Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1-K HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-ER1-T DH-EH1 M-R-AY1-T


Do you always have to bring him here?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG HH-IH1-M HH-IY1-R


I didn't wanna leave him alone.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1 N-AH0 L-IY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 L-OW1-N


Alright?


We- we had our first fight this morning.

W-IY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AW1 ER0 F-ER1-S-T F-AY1-T DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG


I think it has to do with my working late.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-L-EY1-T


I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...

AY1 S-EH1-D S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 HH-IY1 TH-R-UW1 S-AH1-M F-IY1 S-IH0-Z


Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 W-ER1 K-L-EY1 T-AY1 K-UH1 D-L-UH1 K-IH0 N-AA1-N HH-IH1-M F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Oh, that'd be great!


Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-UW1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-IH1-T S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-Y-UH1-R DH-EH1-R T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-IH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-L-AY1-K D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AE1 Z-AH0 F-AE1 V-AW0-R T-UW1 M-IY1


Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.

OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-F HH-IY1 AE1-S-K S-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1


Check this out.


It says here that there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums!

IH1-T S-EH1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-AE1-T DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 T-UW1 R-EH1-N-T V-IH1 D-IY0 OW0 Z-AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0-M-Z


"It's almost as good as being there."

IH1-T S-AO1-L M-OW2-S T-AE1-Z G-UH1 D-AE1-Z B-IY1 IH0-NG DH-EH1-R


It's better! You can't go to a museum in your underwear!

IH1-T-S B-EH1 T-ER0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IY1 AH0 M-IH0 N-Y-AO1 R-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!

OW1 HH-OW0 AY1 B-EH1-T DH-AH0 B-R-IH1 T-IH0-SH V-ER1 ZH-AH0 N-IH1-Z G-UH1 D-UW2-D


Uh, may I help you?


Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I'm the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed.

Y-AE1 AY1 T-AO1-K-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1 N-IH1-M DH-AH0 L-EY1 D-IY0 DH-AE1-T G-AA1-T-S T-AH1 K-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-EY1-S K-AA2-R B-EH1-D


Look, it's like I told you, there's nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.

L-UH1 K-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 S-AY1-N-D F-AO1 R-IH1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 V-EH0 L-UW1 L-AH0 G-EH1 L-ER0


All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.

AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-EH1-S T-ER0 M-AE1 N-L-UH1 K-W-IY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 DH-AH0 K-IH1-NG


Nobody sees the king!

N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 S-IY1-Z DH-AH0 K-IH1-NG


Oh-ho-kay, I'm talking to the king.

OW2 HH-AH0 HH-OW1 K-IY0 IH1-M T-AO1 K-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-IH1-NG


Hey! You can't go back there!

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T G-OW1 B-AE1-K DH-EH1-R


Oh my God.


So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh?

S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-M-AH1-S-T B-IY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 N-IY1-T F-AO1 R-Y-AA1 HH-AH1


I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don't have to sell those cookies anymore.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-AO1-R D-AE1-D T-EH1-L Z-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V D-EY1 Z-AO1-F-S K-UW1 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EH1-L DH-OW1-Z K-UH1 K-IY0 Z-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a

W-EH1 L-AY1 K-IH1-N D-AH0 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-EH1-L DH-AH0 K-UH1 K-IY0-Z DH-AH0 G-ER1-L HH-UW1 S-EH1-L-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-W-IH1-N Z-AH0 T-R-IH1-P T-UW1-S P-EY1-S K-AE2-M P-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T-S T-UW1 S-IH1 T-IH0 N-AH0


Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?

W-AW1 Y-UW1 AA1 Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1 K-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S P-EY1-S-S T-AH1-F HH-AH1


Yeah.


My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.

M-AY1 D-AE1-D S-EH1 Z-IH1 F-AY1-S P-EH1-N D-AE1 Z-M-AH1-CH T-AY1-M HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M K-L-IY1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-AE1 Z-AY1 D-UW1 D-EY1 D-R-IY2 M-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 T-ER0-S P-EY1-S HH-EH1-D B-IY1 EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 AH0 F-AO1-R D-AH0 T-R-IH1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-AA1 ZH-M-AH0 HH-AA1-L


I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-L-IY1 N-AH0 HH-OW1-L L-AA1 T-AH1 V-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T-S T-UW1 G-OW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 IH1-N D-IY0 AH0


No. The one in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says he's gonna double the college money my Grandma left me.

N-OW1 DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-IH0 N-AH0 T-L-AE1-N T-IH0-K S-IH1 T-IY0 D-AE1 D-L-AH1-V-Z DH-AH0 S-L-AA1-T-S HH-IY1 S-EH1-Z HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 D-AH1 B-AH0-L DH-AH0 K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-M-AH1 N-IY0 M-AY1 G-R-AE1 M-AA0 L-EH1-F T-M-IY1


Oh, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.

OW1 AH1 M-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F TH-AE1-T S-AH0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Oh. Look, just friends, I won't grope you. I promise.

OW1 L-UH1-K JH-AH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AY1 W-OW1-N-T G-R-OW1 P-Y-UW1 AY1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S


No, I just I think that it's too soon.

N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-T-S T-UW1 S-UW1-N


No it's not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven.

N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T T-UW1 S-UW1 N-AY1 HH-AE1 D-L-AH1-N CH-AE1 T-AH0 IH0 L-EH1 V-AH0-N


I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

AY1 IH0-N V-EH1-N T-AH0-D DH-AH0 G-EY1 M-AH1-V K-AH1-P S-AE1 Z-AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 G-IH1-V JH-OW1 IY0 M-AH1 N-IY0


And now you want that money back.

AH0-N D-N-AW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T DH-AE1 T-M-AH1 N-IY0 B-AE1-K


Exactly.


Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for?

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 W-AH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-AO1-R


It's not a real game! I made it up!

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 R-IY1-L G-EY1 M-AY1 M-EY1 D-IH1 T-AH1-P


I'm sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 L-AO1-S T-Y-AO1-R M-AH1 N-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AH1 N-IH1-T F-EH1 R-AH0-N-D-S K-W-EH1-R


I don't know.


But I can see through your sheet.

B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 TH-R-UW1 Y-AO1-R SH-IY1-T


Yeah, yeah, that's her.


But y'know what?


Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.

D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 IH1-M N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 M-IY1-T HH-ER0 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


Why?


Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T S-IH0-M P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D HH-ER0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T SH-IY1 L-IH1-V Z-IH0-N S-AH1 M-L-AY1 K-AH1-V HH-AA1-T G-ER1-L P-EH1 R-AH0 L-EH2 L-Y-UW1 N-AH0 V-ER2 S-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


What are you talking about?  She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T SH-IY1 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 L-IH1-V Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D F-L-AO1-R S-EH1 V-AH0-N TH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 L-EH1-F-T


No. No. No. She lives on the

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 SH-IY1 L-IH1-V Z-AA1-N DH-AH0


No, those first two windows,  that's the lobby.

N-OW1 DH-OW1-Z F-ER1-S-T T-UW1 W-IH1-N D-OW0-Z TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 L-AA1 B-IY0


And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway.

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0-S T-EH1 R-W-EY2


You've been counting wrong.

Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N K-AW1-N T-IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


I did


Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-AA1 T-M-IH1-S T-W-AH1-N K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L G-EY1 M-AY1 OW1-N DH-IH1-S G-EY1 M-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-AY1 HH-AE1-N-D


Why? Do you have the answers written on there?

W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 AE1-N S-ER0 Z-R-IH1 T-AH0 N-AA1-N DH-EH1-R


No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.

N-OW1-S T-EH1 D-IY0 AE1 Z-AH0 R-AA1 K-N-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


All right, gentlemen, you're up first.

AO1-L R-AY1-T JH-EH1-N T-AH0-L M-IH0 N-Y-UH1 R-AH1-P F-ER1-S-T


Okay.


You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it —now. What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V TH-ER1 D-IY0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-AY1 T-N-IH0 NG-R-AW1-N-D B-EH1 G-IH0-N-S T-AA2 P-IH1 T-N-AW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-N-IH1 K-N-EY2 M-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 F-IY1-L-D HH-AA1 K-IY0 G-OW1 L-IY0


Big fat goalie.


Correct. Rachel claims

K-ER0 EH1-K T-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L K-L-EY1-M-Z


Dangerous Liaisons

D-EY1-N JH-ER0 AH0 S-L-IY0 EY1 S-AA2-N-Z


Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...

K-ER0 EH1-K-T HH-ER0 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0-L F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0 T-M-UW1 V-IY0 IH1-Z


Weekend at Bernie's


Well, look, why don't you just, why don't you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.

W-EH1-L L-UH1 K-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-AO1-R F-EY1-Z T-UW1-S T-R-IH1-P K-L-AH1-B TH-IH1 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH1-S


Yeah, come on, we can be guys!

Y-AE1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-W-IY1 K-AE1-N B-IY1 G-AY1-Z


No you can't.


You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-IY1 G-AY1 Z-Y-AH1-D B-IY1 AO1-L HH-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-N D-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-L-AY1 V-AE1 Z-L-AO1-NG


Y'know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-P B-IY1 IH0-NG S-AH1 CH-AH0 W-AH1 S-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T DH-OW1 Z-AO1 F-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-W-IH1 DH-AH1 S-AH0-N D-W-AA1 CH-N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-ER1-L-Z D-AE1-N S-ER0 AW1-N-D


I'm sorry.


And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I've only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio.

AH0-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-R-IY1 AH0 L-AY2-Z D-IH0-N DH-AH0 L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1 R-AY1 V-OW1 N-L-IY0 G-AO1 N-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH T-UW1 G-AY1 Z-R-IH1 CH-ER0 D-AH0-N-D JH-UW1 L-IY0 OW0


Well, that shouldn't be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.

W-EH1-L DH-AE1-T SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T B-IY1 AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 W-ER1 K-IH0-N F-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AY1 M-IY1 T-AA1 R-EH1 L-AH0 JH-AH0 B-AH0-L-S T-R-EY1 T-M-EH1-N


Pete, can I get you something else?

P-IY1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S


Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you're given' 'em out.

Y-AE1 AH0 S-L-AY1 S-AH1-V CH-IY1-Z K-EY2 K-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AH0 D-EY1 T-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R G-IH1 V-AH0 N-EH1 M-AW1-T


Haven't you and I covered that topic?

HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 K-AH1 V-ER0-D DH-AE1-T T-AA1 P-IH0-K


Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….

HH-AH1-M K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D T-UW1 HH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1


Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.

AO1-W DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 R-IY1 Z-AH0 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-M-AY1 B-L-AA1-N D-W-IH1 G-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-IH1-G B-UW1-B Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 S-ER1 V-Y-UW1 F-UW1-D


Well, if that were true, I'd dating my Aunt Ruth.

W-EH1 L-IH1-F DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 T-R-UW1 IH1-D D-EY1 T-IH0-NG M-AY1 AE1-N T-R-UW1-TH


And the two times we went out were just plain awkward.

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 T-UW1 T-AY1-M Z-W-IY1 W-EH1-N T-AW1 T-W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T P-L-EY1 N-AA1 K-W-ER0-D


Come on, you think she should go out with me, don't you?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1


Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her?

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


I mean that ain't a pretty picture in the morning, y'know what I mean.

AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AE1 T-EY1-N T-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.

DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 G-AO1 L-IH0-N D-IH2 S-ER0 EY1 AH0-N-D B-UW1-B-Z F-L-AH1 NG-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 N-AY1-T-S T-AE1-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0


I mean really, think about it.

AY1 M-IY1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Ho-ho, I will.


I believe I read that somewhere!

AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 R-EH1-D DH-AE1-T S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R


That only is not funny, it's physically impossible!

DH-AE1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T F-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-T-S F-IH1 Z-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L


Depending    on the species I'd have to have a six foot long...

D-IH0 P-EH1-N D-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0-S P-IY1 SH-IY0 Z-IH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 S-IH1-K-S F-UH1 T-L-AO1-NG


It's not funny!


I respectfully disagree.

AY1 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T F-AH0 L-IY0 D-IH0 S-AH0 G-R-IY1


I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UW1 P-UH1-T DH-AE1 T-AA1-N M-AY1 AH0 L-AH1-M N-AY2 P-EY1-JH


Who cares? Nobody reads those things

HH-UW1 K-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 R-IY1-D-Z DH-OW1-Z TH-IH1-NG-Z


You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your    page today.

Y-AH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 HH-OW1 P-N-AA1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-R-EH1 D-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R P-EY1-JH T-AH0 D-EY1


I don't have a page.


Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!

OW1 OW1 OW1 AY1 R-IH0-S P-EH1-K-T F-AH0 L-IY0 D-IH0 S-AH0 G-R-IY1


I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 T-UW1 AY1 K-AE1-N T-W-EY1-T T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 B-AY1


Okay, what is in here? Rocks?

OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH0-N HH-IY1-R R-AA1-K-S


No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.

N-AA1 N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 K-AH0 L-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH1-V F-AA1 S-AH0-L S-AE1-M P-AH0-L-Z


So, rocks.


I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there.

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-EH1-N B-AH0-N T-UH1-K HH-IH1-Z F-ER1-S-T-S T-EH1-P S-R-AY1 T-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing  and it kinda knocked me out a little?

OW1 HH-EY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-AY1 R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1-S TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N D-IH1-T K-IH1-N D-AH0 N-AA1-K T-M-IY1 AW1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.

AY1 L-AH1-V-D DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1-S T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 T-R-UW1 TH-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-UW1-V