Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?

AH1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1-S


Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-AH1 IH1 F-EH1 M-IH0 L-IY0 G-EY1 V-M-IY1 AH0 CH-OY1-S


You


Why?


Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop.  Get up! Get up! Get up!

HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-AY1 F-AW1-N D-IH0-N DH-AH0 G-AY2 IH1 P-IY0 IH0 T-IH0-D SH-AA1-P G-EH1 T-AH1-P G-EH1 T-AH1-P G-EH1 T-AH1-P


I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don't think your son will think it's yours and be horribly traumatised?

AY1 L-EH1-F T-AH0 B-R-AA1 D-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 R-AA1 D-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-AO1-R S-AH1 N-W-IH1-L TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-Y-UH1-R Z-AH0-N-D B-IY1 HH-AO1 R-AH0 B-L-IY0 T-R-AO1 M-AH0-T S-AY2-D


Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.

HH-EY1 IH1 F-M-AA1 M-IY0 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 W-AY1-F D-AE1 D-IY0 K-AE1-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-R-AA1


Ohh, it's time to go.


Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes?

HH-AH1 W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-W-IY1 D-UW1 IH0-N S-EH1 V-AH0-N T-IY1-N M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S


Twice?


Well that's ambitious.


Hey, uh, you can ignore that.

HH-EY1 AH1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-IH0 G-N-AO1-R DH-AE1-T


That's Carol with your son!

TH-AE1-T-S K-AE1 R-AH0 L-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R S-AH1-N


Morning's here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here! The morning's here!

M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG-Z HH-IY1-R S-AH1-N SH-AY2 N-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-AH0-S K-AY1 IH1-Z K-L-IH1-R DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG-Z HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG-Z HH-IY1-R


HEY!! Do you


Oh come on! Morning's here!  Morning's here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG-Z HH-IY1-R M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG-Z HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R S-AH1-N SH-AY2 N-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R


I


Are you kidding? I love that guy!  Morning's here! Morning is here—

AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-IH1 D-IH0 NG-AY1 L-AH1-V DH-AE1-T G-AY1 M-AO1-R N-IH0-NG-Z HH-IY1-R M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R


Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.

S-T-AA1 P-IH1 T-AY1 W-IH1-L K-IH1 L-Y-UW1 AY1 HH-EY1-T DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1 T-M-AY1 R-UW1 M-IH1-Z S-OW1 S-M-AO1-L


Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.

HH-EY1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0-S P-EY1 S-AY1 N-IY1-D JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D


Monica, you don't even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-EH1 D-Y-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-IH0 N-AH0 B-AO1 L-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-L-AO1-R


Y'know what? I am


I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-M S-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0


Okay.


See, this is a


Shut up! This place is a hole!

SH-AH1 T-AH1-P DH-IH1-S P-L-EY1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 HH-OW1-L


All right buddy, time to roll over.

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-AH1 D-IY0 T-AY1-M T-UW1 R-OW1 L-OW1 V-ER0


You are going to a clinic!

Y-UW1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 K-L-IH1 N-IH0-K


You're going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!

Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH0 K-L-IH1 N-IH0 K-AH0-N D-AH0 P-AH0 JH-AA1 M-AH0-S T-AO1-R


Are you under the sheet?


Yes.


Great, let's begin.  How's the pressure?

G-R-EY1 T-L-EH1-T-S B-IH0 G-IH1-N HH-AW1-Z DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 SH-ER0


Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!

N-AY1 S-W-AW1 F-IY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 AA1-R G-UH1-D


Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it's not weird is it.

S-T-EY1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0-S B-AH1-T TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-IH1-R D-IH1 Z-IH1-T


No. Ooohh


That's right, you just enjoy.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-EH0-N JH-OY1


Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!


Oh God Phoebe!!  Oh that's it! That's it! Right there! Oh!  Ooooh-oooh-ooooh

OW1 G-AA1-D F-IY1 B-IY0 OW1 TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-OW1 UW2 W-OW0 HH-OW1


Become a drama critic!

B-IH0 K-AH1 M-AH0 D-R-AA1 M-AH0 K-R-IH1 T-IH0-K


I am hurt!  A plague on both your houses!

AY1 AE1-M HH-ER1 T-AH0 P-L-EY1 G-AA1-N B-OW1 TH-Y-AO1-R HH-AW1 S-AH0-Z


By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 HH-IY1 D-AH1-M-P T-M-IY1 T-AH0 N-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 HH-IY1 R-IY1 D-M-AY1 R-IY2 V-Y-UW1


Oh, classy.


Yep! I sure know how to pick 'em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!

Y-EH1 P-AY1 SH-UH1-R N-OW1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 P-IH1 K-EH1-M HH-AH1 IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 G-EY1 V-AH1 P-AH0 P-AA1-R T-AA1 N-AH0 S-OW1-P F-AO1-R DH-IH1-S


Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.

W-AW1 Y-AE1 AY1 AA1 AY1 G-EY1 V-AH1 P-AH0 JH-AA1-B T-UW1


Really. What?


Uh, de-clawing cats.


Hey, tell ya what.


Let me walk you home.


We'll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.

W-EH1-L-S T-AA1-P B-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 IY0 N-UW1-Z-S T-AE1-N D-AH0-N-D B-ER1 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 K-AA1 P-IY0 AH1-V DH-EH1-R T-AY1-M Z-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 P-OW1-S-T


Why the Post?


No. You?


No. Why?


Hi Joey! What are you doing here?

HH-AY1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


Uhh, well I've got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt.  You got an extra one?

AH1 W-EH1 L-AY1-V G-AA1 T-AE1 N-AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N D-AW1-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1-S P-IH1-L-D S-AO1 S-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 F-R-AH1-N T-AH1 V-M-AY1 SH-ER1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-EH1-K-S T-R-AH0 W-AH1-N


Yeah, sure. Umm…here.


Great.  You got anything that's not

G-R-EY1 T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T


Yeah, I don't think so Joe.

Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 JH-OW1


All right, I guess this will be fine.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-W-IH1-L B-IY1 F-AY1-N


Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?

HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AH1 M-W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Nothing, why?


How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I'll pay.

HH-AW1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 F-IY1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AW1 T-M-AY1 AH0 S-IH1-S T-AH0-N-T T-AE1 G-IH1-L P-EY1


Huh, Rach I got to say it's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.

HH-AH1 R-AE1 CH-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1 K-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-M-AH1 N-IY0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1 T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 D-UW1-D


I'm not asking you to go on a

IH1-M N-AA1 T-AE1-S K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-OW1 AA1 N-AH0


Really? 'Cause I could kinda use the money.

R-IH1 L-IY0 K-AA1 Z-AY1 K-UH1-D K-IH1-N D-AH0 Y-UW1-Z DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0


Joey, just-just he-he's new in town and I know he doesn't have any guy friends.

JH-OW1 IY0 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW2-JH HH-IY1-HH Z-N-UW1 IH0-N T-AW1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 G-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z


Just take him to like a ball game or something.

JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1-K HH-IH1-M T-UW1 L-AY1 K-AH0 B-AO1-L G-EY1 M-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG


I'll really appreciate it.

IH1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-IH1-T


Yeah, okay.


Yeah?


Problem odour in the litter box? Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter.

P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-OW0 D-AW1 ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-ER0 B-AA1-K-S D-AA1-N-T CH-EY1-N JH-Y-AO1-R K-IH1 T-IY0 CH-EY1-N JH-Y-AO1-R K-IH1 T-IY0 L-IH1 T-ER0


Sorry, Pheebs.


Yeah. You okay?


No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!

N-OW1 S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S HH-AY1


Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn't tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?

HH-AY1 W-EH1-L L-UH1 K-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH0 JH-IH1 S-AH0-N-T T-AH0 N-AY1 T-Y-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-IH1 G-AE2 N-AH0 V-ER1 S-ER0 IY0 D-IH1 N-ER0


Yeah. Well, umm.....


Rach, are you okay?


Yeah, I'm fine.


You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?

Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 T-AO1 K-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N K-AH1 M-OW1 V-ER0


No! Really, no, please, please, that's, that's okay.

N-OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 P-L-IY1-Z P-L-IY1-Z TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1


All right, all right, I'm coming over, and I'm bringing Chinese food.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-M B-R-IH1 NG-IH0-NG CH-AY0 N-IY1-Z F-UW1-D


Oh, yeah, I'm not, I'm not hungry.

OW1 Y-AE1 IH1-M N-AA1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T HH-AH1-NG G-R-IY0


It's for me.


Oh. Okay, bye.


Hello?


Transit Authority?

T-R-AE1-N Z-IH0 T-AH0 TH-AO1 R-AH0 T-IY0


Yes, hello.


I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus.

IH1-M D-UW1 IH0 NG-R-IY0 S-ER1-CH F-AO1 R-AH0 B-UH1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-W-AH1-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N M-AY1-T D-UW1 IH1-F DH-EY1 L-EH1-F T-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 AA1 N-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 B-AH1-S


Hi, here's the deal.


We lost a carseat on a bus today.

W-IY1 L-AO1-S T-AH0 K-AA1-R S-IY2 T-AA1 N-AH0 B-AH1-S T-AH0 D-EY1


It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller.

IH1-T S-W-AY1-T P-L-AE1-S T-IH0 K-W-IH1 DH-AH0 HH-AE1-N D-AH0 L-AH0-N D-IH1-T F-IH1-T S-AA1-N T-UW0 AH0-S T-R-OW1 L-ER0


Oh, and there was a baby in it.

OW1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 IH0 N-IH1-T


He wants to talk to you again.

HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1-N


Hello.


I'm sorry I'm a little late.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-EY1-T


Whoa


Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller.

L-EH1 T-M-IY1-S T-AA1-R-T B-AY1 AH1 B-AY1 IH2-N T-R-AH0 D-UW1 S-IH0-NG M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 AE1-M P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller.

S-OW1 T-UW1 S-AH1 M-AH1 P-IH1-M P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


Good evening, sir.


My name is Ross Geller.


I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment.

IH1 M-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 AH0 P-L-AY1-D F-AO1-R DH-AH0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry.

AH0-N D-IY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AA2-M P-AH0 T-IH1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-Z F-IH1-R-S B-Y-UW1 T-IH0-M S-AA1 R-IY0


I, I can't help but notice you're naked and  I applaud you.

AY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L-P B-AH1 T-N-OW1 T-AH0 S-Y-UH1-R N-EY1 K-AH0 D-AH0-N D-AY1 AH0 P-L-AO1 D-Y-UW1


Man, I wish I was naked.

M-AE1 N-AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 W-AA1 Z-N-EY1 K-AH0-D


I mean, this-this looks so great.

AY1 M-IY1-N TH-IH1-S T-IH0 S-L-UH1-K-S S-OW1 G-R-EY1-T


That is how God intended it.

DH-AE1 T-IH1-Z HH-AW1 G-AA1 D-IH0-N T-EH1-N D-AH0 D-IH1-T


Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship!

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-EH1 V-ER0 AH0 D-M-IH1 T-AH0-D D-UH1 R-IH0 NG-AW1 ER0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 F-R-EH1-N-D SH-IH0-P


But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him!

B-AH1 T-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 IH0-N HH-AY1-S K-UW1 L-AY1 M-EY1 D-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH JH-EY1-M-Z F-EH1 R-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH0 N-W-EH1 N-AY1 N-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K-T HH-IH1-M


Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest!

W-AW1 DH-AE1-T F-IY1-L-Z S-OW1 G-UH1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1 F-M-AY1 CH-EH1-S-T


Okay, you go!


My turn? What-what are you talking about?

M-AY1 T-ER1 N-W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.

AH1 G-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 AY1 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


What?!


I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."

AY1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-ER1 D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-OW1-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-L R-EY1 CH-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0 NG-L-AO1-N D-R-IY0 F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1 V-AW1 ER0-Z


And he said, "Laundry?


Is


Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.

W-EH1-L S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-IH0 NG-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-L-EY1 DH-EH1-R R-AE1 CH-W-AW1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1-N T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T


Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-N-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 G-AA1-T S-OW1 F-R-IY1-K T-AW1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AH1 NG-AH1-P DH-AH0 F-OW1-N


Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot.

W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D K-EH1-P T-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V HH-ER1 D-M-IY1 K-AO1-L HH-IH1-M M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH1 G-AH0-T


Mr. Bigot. He tells the most

M-IH1-S T-ER0 B-IH1 G-AH0-T HH-IY1 T-EH1-L-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T


All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.

AO1-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 Y-UH1-R T-EH1 L-IH0-NG M-IY1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N B-IH0 T-W-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Me and Chandler?!


I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 G-UH1-D P-OY1-N T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH0-N T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T K-AH1 T-AO1-F


Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?

Y-AE1 W-AH0-T S-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T G-ER1-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


I don't know! I didn't come with her!

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-AH1 M-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0


All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!

AO1-L R-AY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 G-EH1 S-W-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AH0-N V-IH1-N-S-T P-AO1-L T-UW1 G-IH1 V-AH1 S-AH0 T-EH1-S T-N-EH1-K-S T-W-IY1-K


A test?!!


Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah!  We should have essay questions!!

K-AH1 M-AA1-N T-EH1-S-T S-M-EY1 K-AH1 S-AO1-L B-EH1 T-ER0 L-ER1 N-ER0 Z-OW1 Y-AE1 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-EH0 S-EY1 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N-Z


Okay I've got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?

OW2 K-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-W-AH1-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 R-AE1 DH-ER0 IY1 T-AH0 S-IY1 IH0 NG-AY1 D-AO1 G-AO1 R-AH0 T-AO1 K-IH0-NG G-ER0 IH1 L-AH0


I'd have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you're making me eat him.

IH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 S-EY1-DH T-AO1 K-IH0-NG G-ER0 IH1 L-AH0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N T-UW1 HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R M-EY1 K-IH0-NG M-IY1 IY1-T HH-IH1-M


Somebody went to college. Wow.  What is it? I'm sorry.

S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-W-AW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.

OW2 K-EY1 AY1 HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 L-AW1 D-AH0-N-D K-L-IH1-R B-AA1 B-W-IH1-L-S T-EY1 P-UH1-T


I think it's best sir.


But we really do need to find someone up here.

B-AH1 T-W-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


The work is starting to pile up.

DH-AH0 W-ER1 K-IH1-Z-S T-AA1-R T-IH0-NG T-UW1 P-AY1 L-AH1-P


I've got a stack of documents on my desk this high.

AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0-S T-AE1 K-AH1-V D-AA1 K-Y-AH0 M-AH0-N-T S-AA1-N M-AY1 D-EH1-S-K DH-IH1-S HH-AY1


Y'know what you should do, just toss 'em in the shedder and claim you never got 'em.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D D-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 S-EH1 M-IH0-N DH-AH0 SH-EH1 D-ER0 AH0-N-D K-L-EY1 M-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 G-AA1 T-EH1-M


That's a good one.


What does a guy have to

W-AH1-T D-AH1 Z-AH0 G-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1


Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z HH-IY1-R HH-EY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 S-EY1 HH-AY1 T-UW1 JH-UW1 L-IY0 IH0-N N-UW1 M-EH1-K S-AH0 K-OW2


Hi, Julie!


Isn't there a national football league.

IH1 S-AH0-N-T DH-EH1 R-AH0 N-AE1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L F-UH1-T B-AO2-L L-IY1-G


Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1-S DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z DH-EY1 P-L-EY1 AA1-N S-AH1-N D-EY2 Z-AH0-N D-M-AH1-N D-IY0 N-AY1-T-S


Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.

OW1 SH-UW1 T-AY1 W-ER1 K-M-AH1-N D-IY0 N-AY1-T-S


Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?

AH1-M DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D B-R-IH1-NG DH-EH1-M S-AH1-M


When they're hungry enough, they'll come in.

W-EH1-N TH-EH1-R HH-AH1-NG G-R-IY0 IH0 N-AH1-F TH-EY1-L K-AH1 M-IH0-N


Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?

HH-EY1 JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 M-IY1


I don't know. You uh, you got something for me?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 AH1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-IY1


Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.

OW1 Y-AE1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-R-AH1 M-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Ten. Okay. Now Tag there's such a thing as too many women.

T-EH1 N-OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 T-AE1-G DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-AE1-Z T-UW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 W-IH1 M-AH0-N


Really?


Yeah, for you!


Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance.  Bye-bye.  Oh God!

OW1 D-AE2 N-IY0 EH1 L-AY1 W-AO1-S T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 K-AO1 L-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 CH-AE1-N-S B-AY1 B-IY0 OW1 G-AA1-D


That's


Hey, I've been honing!


What was with the dishes?

W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-Z


I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.

AY1 M-AY1-T HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-L-AY1 F-L-AY1 K-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1-N S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R HH-OW1 N-IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-AE1-S-T F-Y-UW1 AW1 ER0-Z


Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!

L-UH1 K-L-UH1-K HH-IY1-Z D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N DH-AH0 G-AY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 T-EH1 L-AH0-S K-OW2-P


Oh my God!  Go away!  Stop looking in here!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1-S T-AA1 P-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


Great, now he's waving back.

G-R-EY1 T-N-AW1 HH-IY1 Z-W-EY1 V-IH0-NG B-AE1-K


Man, we gotta do something about that guy.

M-AE1 N-W-IY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T G-AY1


This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment.

DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AY1 K-AA1-T HH-IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-IH0-N T-UW1 AW1 ER0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


It creeps me out!


I feel like I can't do stuff!

AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 K-AE1-N-T D-UW1-S T-AH1-F


What kinda stuff?


Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.

W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 G-R-OW1 AH1 P-IH1-M N-AA1-T T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T S-EH1-K S-IY0-S T-AH1-F B-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-W-EH1 N-IH1-M K-UH1 K-IH0-NG N-EY1 K-AH0-D


You cook naked?


Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.

Y-AE1 T-OW1-S T-OW1 T-M-IY2-L N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T-S P-AE1 T-ER0-Z


What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1 T-M-IY1 F-AO1 R-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1-T


Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-EY1 S-EY1 AH0 W-AA1-CH-T P-AA1 T-N-EH1 V-ER0 B-IY1-P-S


It's just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasn't called. Not that I even care, y'know.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-IH1 K-N-OW0 B-IH1 N-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 HH-AE1-S-N-T K-AO1-L D-N-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 IY1 V-IH0-N K-EH1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0


Phoebe why don't you just call her? You obviously want to.

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L HH-ER0 Y-UW1 AA1-B V-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1


You think you know me so well.

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-IY1 S-OW1 W-EH1-L


Well, don't 'cha wanna?


Yeah.


Okay, well I do know you.


That's what I said.


Well so?


I can't.


She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was 'Okay, bye Pheebs' gone.

SH-IY1 D-AH1-M-P T-M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 T-R-AH1-S T-IH0-D HH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-AH1-N D-EY1 IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1 B-AY1 F-IY1-B-Z G-AO1-N


Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in like all my lives.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T DH-AH0 S-AE1 D-AH0-S-T P-AA1-R T-IH1 Z-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 P-L-EY1 IH0-NG T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T F-AH1 N-AY1 V-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 D-IH0 N-L-AY1 K-AO1-L M-AY1 L-IH1-V-Z


Ok, bye.  Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.

OW1 K-EY1 B-AY1 W-EH1-L M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Z-N-AA1-T K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 M-IY1 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L


Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?

OW1 W-EH1-L HH-OW1-L D-AA1-N K-AE1-M P-ER0 AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1-V TH-AO1-T DH-IH1-S TH-IH1-NG TH-R-UW1


It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.

IH1-T S-L-AO1-N D-R-IY0 DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 IH1 Z-M-IH1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L


It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-R-EY1 CH-AH0-L JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 T-UW1 AH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 D-EY1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1-T


Yuh-huh.


So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-ER0 Y-UW1 S-EY1 IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-AY1 SH-UH1-D SH-EY1 V-AH0 G-EH1-N P-IH1 K-AH1-P S-AH1 M-W-AY1 N-W-AH1-T


Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 M-EY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 R-IY2 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 D-ER1 T-IY0 AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1-M SH-EH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 Y-AO1 R-AH2-N D-ER0 W-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 W-AA1-N T-IH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 D-ER1 T-IY0


No.


Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?

OW1 AH0-N D-AH1 DH-AH0 F-AE1 B-R-IH0-K S-AO1 F-AH0 N-ER0


Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 N-AW1 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-R-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1


Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?

OW1 K-EY1 S-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 T-EY1 B-AH0 L-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-AY1 AH0 N-UW1 W-AH1-N


That's the rule.


What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!

W-AH1 T-R-UW1-L DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 R-UW1 L-IH1 F-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UW1 OW1 M-IY1 AH0 T-EY1 B-AH0-L


How'd you get to that?


You knew about that?


Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.

W-EH1-L L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 DH-AH0 IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0-N Z-Y-UW1 M-EY1 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 B-AH1 T-ER0 L-EH1-F T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-UW1 DH-AH0 IH0 M-AE2 JH-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Ok, ok, How about if we split it?

OW1 K-EY1 OW1 K-EY1 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 F-W-IY1-S P-L-IH1 T-IH1-T


What do you mean, like, buy it together?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K B-AY1 IH1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Yeah


You think we're ready for something like that?

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-ER0 R-EH1 D-IY0 F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Why not?


Why, are you moving out?


I'm not moving out.


Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 L-AE1-S T-R-UW1 M-EY2-T K-IH1-P


Aw, I know all about Kip!


It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 B-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AH0 B-AA1 CH-IY0 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N HH-IY1 R-AE1 N-AO1 F-AH0-N-D G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N-D TH-IH1-NG-Z G-AA1-T P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AH1 G-L-IY0


Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?

W-EH1-L L-EH1 T-M-IY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-W-AA1-Z K-IH1 P-AH0 B-EH1 T-ER0 R-UW1 M-EY2-T DH-AE1-N M-IY1


Aw, don't do that


Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.

UW1 OW1 N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 M-AH0 S-AA1 ZH-AH0 P-OY1-N T-M-AH0-N-T


Oh no, stay here we'll keep doing this. I'll pay you.

OW1 N-OW1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-W-EH1-L K-IY1-P D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-L P-EY1 Y-UW1


No, I got in trouble for that before. I'll see you later.

N-OW1 AY1 G-AA1 T-IH0-N T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1 R-IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 L-EY1 T-ER0


Absolutely.  I love the way you kiss.

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 AY1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-EY1 Y-UW1 K-IH1-S


Aw forget it, it's from

AO1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-IH1-T-S F-R-AH1-M


You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! I'm gonna kill you!!

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N N-AA1 K-AH1 P-M-AY1 D-AO1 T-ER0 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N N-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 HH-ER0 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 K-IH1 L-Y-UW1


Y'know this is actually not a great time for me.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1 T-AH0 G-R-EY1-T T-AY1-M F-AO1-R M-IY1


Okay! So, we'll just stay married.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T-S T-EY1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Yes, exactly!


And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!

AH0-N D-AY1 W-IH1-L M-EY1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2-N K-AO1-L M-IY1 M-IH1 S-IH0-Z G-EH1 L-ER0


Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more.

W-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-AY1 AH1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 TH-AO1 T-IH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-AO1 K-Y-UW1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R


What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever?!

W-AH1 T-W-AA2-T S-OW1 W-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T-S T-EY1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0


Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you?

OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1-K HH-AW1 IH1-Z DH-IH1-S G-AA1 N-AH0 AE1 F-EH0-K T-Y-UW1


Really?


I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.!

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 F-IH1-L S-AH1-M F-AO1-R M-AW1 T-W-AH1-N S-AH0-N D-AH0 W-AY1 L-AH0-N D-IH0-N-S T-EH1 D-AH1-V CH-EH1 K-IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-AA1-K-S DH-AE1-T S-EH1 Z-M-IH1 Z-Y-UW1 CH-EH1-K DH-AH0 B-AA1-K-S DH-AE1-T S-EH1 Z-M-IH1 S-IH0-Z


It's


Ohh, okay, I'm sorry.


You're right.


I'm asking you to do me a favor.

IH1 M-AE1-S K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 T-UW1 D-UW1 M-IY1 AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0


You are asking me to be your wife!

Y-UW1 AA1 R-AE1-S K-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-UW1 B-IY1 Y-AO1 R-W-AY1-F


And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.

AH0-N D-AE1 Z-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-R-AE1-N T-M-IY1 DH-IH1-S F-EY1 V-ER0


Oh my God!


I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AH1 CH-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?

M-AY1 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG TH-R-UW1 DH-AE1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 HH-IY1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 M-EH1-S HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T TH-R-UW1 IH1-T


Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 M-AY1-T T-R-AY1 AE2-K S-AH0 D-EH1-N T-AH0 L-IY0 B-R-EY1 K-IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG V-AE1 L-Y-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH1-V HH-ER0-Z S-EY1 HH-ER0


-leg?


That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 N-W-EY1 M-IY1 AY1 AY1 W-EH1-N-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 W-AA1-CH


You actually broke her watch?

Y-UW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 B-R-OW1-K HH-ER0 W-AA1-CH


Barry, I'm sorry...


I am so sorry...


I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju-  Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 S-EH1-D DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1 AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-L-AH1 V-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1-R S-AA1-K S-AA1-N B-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 JH-UW1 HH-AY1 M-AH0 SH-IY1-N K-AH1 T-M-IY1 AO1 F-AH0 G-EH1 N-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


No real-, honey, really it's fine, just g-go with Susan.

N-OW1 R-IY1-L HH-AH1 N-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-T-S F-AY1-N JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 W-IH1-DH S-UW1 Z-AH0-N


Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea.

R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K G-ER1-L Z-N-AY1 T-AW1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0


Okay, okay, bye


So what are they doing?


I don't know, something girlie.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG G-ER1 L-IY0


Hey, you're early.


What are you doing with the lamp?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 L-AE1-M-P


I'm just taking it to be re-wired.

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 R-IY0 W-AY1 ER0-D


Oh, well don't take it to the same place you took the stereo, 'cause they've had that thing for over a week.

OW1 W-EH1-L D-AA1-N-T T-EY1 K-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 S-EY1-M P-L-EY1 S-Y-UW1 T-UH1-K DH-AH0-S T-EH1 R-IY0 OW2 K-AA1-Z DH-EY1-V HH-AE1-D DH-AE1-T TH-IH1-NG F-AO1 R-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 W-IY1-K


No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.

N-OW1 N-OW1 M-IH1-S T-ER0 HH-EH1 K-AH0-L Z-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-IH1 Z-M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 N-OY1 Z-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


You're disturbing my oboe practice.

Y-UH1-R D-IH0-S T-ER1 B-IH0-NG M-AY1 OW1 B-OW0 P-R-AE1-K T-AH0-S


You don't play the oboe!

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T P-L-EY1 DH-AH0 OW1 B-OW0


I could play the oboe!


Ohhh! That is soo sweet!


Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-AY1 N-OW1 IH1-M B-IY1 IH0-NG M-IH1-S T-ER0 IH2 N-AH0 P-R-OW1 P-R-IY0 IH0-T T-AH0 D-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 T-AH1 F-AY1 M-IY1-N S-IY1 Y-UW1 W-AO1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1 N-AH0 T-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D HH-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N N-OW1 W-AH1-N Z-ER0 AW1-N-D JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1 S-M-IY1


All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!

AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T G-EH1 T-AO1-F HH-ER0


What is going on?


What's going on?!  That's what's going on!!

W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N TH-AE1-T S-W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


Ross!


I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie!

AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N D-AW1 N-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R-S T-AO1-R F-AO1-R T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 T-AY1


What do I have to do to get some service?!

W-AH1-T D-UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M S-ER1 V-AH0-S


Hi Rach.


Ross?


Yeah?


Hey it's Mona! From the wedding.

HH-EY1 IH1-T S-M-OW1 N-AH0 F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Oh hi!


Hi!


Wow! Uh…how are you?


I'm good except umm, you still owe me a dance.

IH1-M G-UH1 D-IH0-K S-EH1-P T-AH1 M-Y-UW1-S T-IH1 L-OW1 M-IY1 AH0 D-AE1-N-S


Oh that's right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-W-EH1 L-AH1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 B-IY1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N S-IY1 IH0 NG-AH0 Y-UW0 K-R-EY1 N-IY0 AH0-N F-IH1-L-M


Oh you're serious. Sure!


Great! Well umm


I think I might need one more cup of coffee.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 M-AY1 T-N-IY1 D-W-AH1-N M-AO1-R K-AH1 P-AH1-V K-AA1 F-IY0


Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.

SH-UH1 R-AH1 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1 T-IH1-T F-AO1 R-Y-AA1


Okay.


Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him.

L-UH1 K-AY1 F-IY1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 B-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 AY1 F-R-IY1-K T-Y-UW1 AW1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R S-OW1 AY1 K-AO1-L-D DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH0-N D-AE1-S-K-T HH-IH1-M T-UW1 M-IY1 T-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-EH1-L HH-IH1-M


Go!


What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?

W-AH1-T HH-EY1 W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T F-IY1 B-IY0 HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 HH-UW1 DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 IH1-Z


I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won't quit.

AY1 M-EY1 P-L-EY1 DH-AH0 F-UW1 L-AE1-T T-AY1-M-Z B-AH1 T-IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-L-AA1-N-D G-ER1 L-W-IH1 DH-AE1 N-AE1-S DH-AE1 T-W-OW1-N-T K-W-IH1-T


I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.

AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S B-IH0 L-AO1-NG-Z T-UW1 DH-AH0 F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH1 V-Y-AO1-R B-EY1 B-IY0


Oh God… Oh, he's in there right now?

OW1 G-AA1 D-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-IH0-N DH-EH1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?

Y-UW1 HH-UW0 N-AW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-ER1 N-ER0 AW1-N D-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N G-OW1 IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-R-IH1-P DH-AH0 B-AE1-N D-EY0 D-AO1 F-W-AH1-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1


Really? Are you sure?


Oh Phoebe!


Okay, sorry. Yeah.


Hey Rach.


Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.

HH-EY1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH F-AO1-R DH-IY1-Z T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and    I wanted to share it with you.

OW1 W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-IH0-K-S P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-N-S F-AO1-R M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 SH-EH1 R-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Oh, you're so wonderful.


It can’t be me, I’m standing right here.

IH1-T K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 M-IY1 IH1-M-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R


Wanna peek?


No!


Come on!


We’re not peeking?


Well I’m peeking.  Oh my God!

W-EH1 L-IH1-M P-IY1 K-IH0 NG-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D


Hello sir, you know Monica.

HH-AH0 L-OW1 S-ER1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0


Chandler is fantastic!!

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1-Z F-AE0-N T-AE1-S T-IH0-K


What?!


Y'know how people just click?

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-AW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L JH-AH1-S-T K-L-IH1-K


Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click!

L-AY1-K HH-IY1 K-EY1-M B-AY1 T-UW1 P-IH1 K-M-IY1 AH1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 OW1 P-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 D-AO1 R-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K K-L-IH1-K


Did he tell you?


Oh, and he's got such a good heart! Doesn't he have a good heart?

OW1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z G-AA1-T S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-UH1-D HH-AA1-R-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-UH1-D HH-AA1-R-T


Oh, I know...


Oh, I know and he's soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z S-UW1 S-W-IY1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AO1-L S-OW1 P-UH1-T HH-IH1-M-S T-R-EY1-T TH-R-UW1


Isn't this great?!


Don't spoil it.


Hi.


Hi, sweetie!


Hello.


Hi, Ross.


Yeah, huh.


I?ve got some bad news.


I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.

AY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-AH0 K-W-IH1-K B-AY1-T T-UW1 IY1-T B-AH1-T DH-EH1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-AH1-M B-AE1 K-AH1-P HH-IY1-R


Come on sweetie! You?ve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?

K-AH1 M-AA1-N S-W-IY1 T-IY0 Y-UW1-V HH-AE1-D T-UW1 W-ER1 K-L-EY1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 N-AY1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 P-AE1-S-T T-UW1 W-IY1-K S-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T DH-IH1-S T-AY1-M


But work comes first!  Oh hey, but that?s sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?

B-AH1 T-W-ER1-K K-AH1-M-Z F-ER1-S T-OW1 HH-EY1 B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T-S S-AE1 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 DH-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D B-ER1 N-AW1-T B-ER1 N-AO1 L-AW1-T D-IH1 D-Y-AA1


Nooo, he?s leaving for a better job.

N-UW1 OW0 HH-IY1 Z-L-IY1 V-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 B-EH1 T-ER0 JH-AA1-B


Oh well that?s great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh?  Good bye.

OW1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1-T S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AA1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z G-UH1-D B-AY1 DH-EH1-N HH-AH1 G-UH1-D B-AY1


Okay, then.


Okay.


Well we?re gonna miss you around here.

W-EH1 L-W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 M-IH1 S-Y-UW1 ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R


Yeah, me too.


So, see ya on Saturday.

S-OW1 S-IY1 Y-AA1 AA1-N S-AE1 T-ER0 D-IY0


Yeah, you bet.


Whazzup??


Seriously dude, 3 years ago.

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 D-UW1-D TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1


Listen, can you do me a favor?

L-IH1 S-AH0-N K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 M-IY1 AH0 F-EY1 V-ER0


I'm gonna be out today.

IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AW1-T T-AH0 D-EY1


Can you    just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?

K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1 P-AE1 N-AY1 AA1-N JH-OW1 IY0 M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-Z B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N HH-IH1 M-AH0-N D-M-AA1 L-IY0


You don't trust him?


I think the check in is that way.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AH0 CH-EH1 K-IH0 N-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-EY1


Ahh.


Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!

M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 F-EY1 S-IH1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 IH1 Z-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AE1-N D-AE2-N D-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-IH1-L B-IY1


Well there's some people who do want to marry me.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R-Z S-AH1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-UW1 D-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


There are?


Yeah! Richard!


That's right.


You just told me that he hates marriage!

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 HH-EY1-T S-M-EH1 R-IH0-JH


That-that he's a-a complex fellow who's unlikely to take a wife!

TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T HH-IY1 Z-AA1 K-AA1-M P-L-EH0-K-S F-EH1 L-OW0 HH-UW1 Z-AH0 N-L-AY1 K-L-IY0 T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 W-AY1-F


That-that he's against marriage and always will be!

TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T HH-IY1 Z-AH0 G-EH1-N-S T-M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-AH0-N D-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-IH1-L B-IY1


You got


I knew.


You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-OW1 AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-IH1 G-Y-ER0 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0-Z G-IY1 K-IY0 OW1-L D-ER0 B-R-AH1 DH-ER0


I did.


Oh.


Sometime?


Maybe?


Yeah, maybe...


Okay... okay, maybe I will...

OW2 K-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 W-IH1-L


Well, I just thought it'd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.

W-EH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-AY1 T-AH0 D-M-EY1 K-M-IY1 F-IY1-L G-UH1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-AY1-S F-AO1-R M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D


Well, you're amazing.


Oh no-no-no.


A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That's the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?

AH0 T-IY1 V-IY1 AE1 Z-IH1 F-IH1 T-AH0 P-IH1-R-Z F-R-AH1-M N-OW1 W-EH2-R TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 D-R-IY1-M M-AE1-N HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 AH0 F-AO1-R-D DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1-F


Well, y'know I'm 29. I mean who needs a savings account.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 AE1-M T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 N-AY1 N-AY1 M-IY1-N HH-UW1 N-IY1-D Z-AH0 S-EY1 V-IH0-NG Z-AH0 K-AW1-N-T


Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.

OW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N HH-AE1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D


Oh-no-no-no, you are!


You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I'm gonna do that.

Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 G-R-EY1 T-AE0-D V-AY1 S-AH0-N-D HH-EY1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 AH0 B-AW1-T F-OW1 K-AH0 S-IH0 NG-AA1 N-W-AH1 N-W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


You mean with Casey.


No-no-no, I think I'm gonna see how things go with Kathy. She's pretty cool.

N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 S-IY1 HH-AW1 TH-IH1-NG-Z G-OW1 W-IH1-DH K-AE1 TH-IY0 SH-EH1-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 K-UW1-L


Or Casey.


No-no, Kathy.


Could be Casey.


No. No, Kathy.


Consider Casey.


I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0-Z G-AA1 T-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-R-AH1 SH-AA1-N K-EY1 S-IY0


How 'bout I fix you two up?

HH-AW1 B-AW1 T-AY1 F-IH1-K S-Y-UW1 T-UW1 AH1-P


What do you think?


That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!

DH-AE1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH0 Z-AH1 V-M-AY1 L-AY1 F-AA1-R F-AA1 L-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 P-L-EY1-S


Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?

HH-EY1 EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 G-AA1 T-AH0 L-EH1-NG-K TH-AH1 V-R-OW1 P-AH0 B-AW1-T S-IH1-K-S F-IY1 T-L-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-UW1 S-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


Honey, what's the matter?

HH-AH1 N-IY0 W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0


'Cause every time I see your face, I can't help but fall from grace. I know.....

K-AA1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-AY1 S-IY1 Y-AO1-R F-EY1 S-AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L-P B-AH1-T F-AO1-L F-R-AH1-M G-R-EY1 S-AY1 N-OW1


Wow! This girl is good.


Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.

OW1 HH-OW0 Y-AE1 AH0 S-AO1 NG-W-IH1 DH-R-AY1 M-IH0 NG-W-ER1-D Z-UW1 AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 TH-AO1 T-AH1-V DH-AE1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R


I like her.


Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?

W-AY1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z SH-IY1 K-AE1-N S-IH1 NG-AH0-N-D P-L-EY1 G-IH0 T-AA1 R-AH0-N-D D-UW1 B-OW1 TH-AE1-T DH-AH0 S-EY1-M T-AY1-M


Well, that's pretty much all I'm looking for from these people.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1 CH-AO1 L-IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R F-R-AH1-M DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Look at you. All jealous.

L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AO1-L JH-EH1 L-AH0-S


Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she's more.. y'know, and you're more

Y-AE1 F-IY1-B-Z K-AH1 M-AA1 N-Y-UW1 T-UW1 HH-AE1-V K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T-S T-AY1-L Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 SH-EH1 S-M-AO1 R-IH1 K-N-OW0 AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R M-AO1-R


Say you'll stay beside me

S-EY1 Y-UW1-L-S T-EY1 B-IH0 S-AY1 D-M-IY1


Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she's done.

OW2 K-EY1 S-IY1 S-IY1 EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-EH1-L S-IH1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 SH-EH1-S D-AH1-N


Okay, my next song's called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say.

OW2 K-EY1 M-AY1 N-EH1-K-S-T S-AO1-NG-Z K-AO1-L-D F-IY1 B-IY0 B-AH1 F-EY2 W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 S-EY1


I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AH1-V D-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 S-IH1 NG-IH0-NG P-AA1-R T-N-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-EY1


Oh no, one of those 'look for the hidden meaning' songs.

OW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-L-UH1-K F-AO1-R DH-AH0 HH-IH1 D-AH0-N M-IY1 N-IH0-NG S-AO1-NG-Z


Yes, hello.


I have a question.


Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face.

AH1 M-AY1 Y-UW1-S T-Y-AO1-R P-EH1-N T-UW1 D-R-AO1 AA1-N M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D-Z F-EY1-S


A beard and a moustache.

AH0 B-IH1-R D-AH0-N D-AH0 M-AH1-S T-AE2-SH


Thank you.


No,


What?! What else did he say?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-EH1-L-S D-IH1-D HH-IY1 S-EY1


Umm, he said he thought I was funny.

AH1-M HH-IY1 S-EH1-D HH-IY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z F-AH1 N-IY0


So… Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

S-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 L-UH1 K-L-UH2 K-AH1 M-L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R Z-W-EH1-L HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M F-AH1 N-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-IH1-L F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Ross, no! There is


Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-AE1 CH-IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T B-AE1-D


Ross, I am a human doodle!!

R-AA1 S-AY1 AE1 M-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N D-UW1 D-AH0-L


Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun!

L-UH1-K JH-AH1-S-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z S-AH1 M-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T D-R-UW1 AA1 N-Y-AO1-R F-EY1-S D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 F-AH1-N


And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna

AH0-N-D B-IH0 S-AY1-D-Z HH-EY1 HH-IY2 AH0 N-OW1 W-AH1 N-IH1 Z-IY1 V-IH0-N G-AA1 N-AH0


Okay, there was


Come on!


Oh wait, don't you have to pay for your,  Busty Ladies?

OW1 W-EY1-T D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-EY1 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-AH1-S T-IY0 L-EY1 D-IY0-Z


No, it's okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don't

N-OW1 IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 S-AH1-M S-AH0-M K-IH1 D-AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 T-UW1 P-IH1 K-IH1 T-AH1-P F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T


Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?

Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 K-AH1 M-IH0-N F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-L-EH1 M-AH0 N-EY1-D


So?!


Whoa, ah!! We're you just gonna give me some lemonade?

W-OW1 AA1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 S-AH1 M-L-EH1 M-AH0 N-EY1-D


Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!

Y-AE1 HH-AH1 K-AH1 V-ER0 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH1-P


Oh right, right.


I don't believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?

AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1 S-W-EH1-N S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-AE1-S-K S-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-AO1-R L-EH1 M-AH0 N-EY1 D-AH0-N-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N-Z DH-EY1 W-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V S-EH1-K-S


Well usually...yeah!

W-EH1 L-Y-UW2 S-UW0 AH0 L-IY0 AH0 B-AA1 Y-UW0


Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice.

W-EH1-L N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-L-EH1 M-AH0 N-EY1 D-AY1-S-T T-IY1 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z JH-UW1-S


Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me.

W-EH1-L S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-M-IY1


I'm such a jerk.


It's okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.

IH1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 S-AH0 P-OW1 Z-IH1-T K-UH1-D HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N N-AA1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T B-AY1 DH-AH0 W-EY1 AY1 K-AE1-N-S T-IH1-L S-IY1 IH1-T


Hmmm... this is so nice.


OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.

OW1 K-EY1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-AE1 Z-M-AO1 R-AH1 V-AH0 JH-EH1 N-ER0 AH0 L-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0-NG M-EH1-N-T


OK.


OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um....

OW1 K-EY1 HH-IY1-R G-OW1-Z F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L N-AW1 AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-AA1-N T-IH0-NG T-UW1 AH1-M


Ohhh!!!!


Yes, yes, that's right...


Oh, look at the little cat!

OW1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-AE1-T


What?  Ow!


Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1 T-AE1-T S-AH1-M P-OY1-N-T


I didn't mean


It's brilliant!


Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella!

G-UH2-D B-AY1 M-AY1 K-W-EH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 AE1-T DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG F-EH1 L-AH0


well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding...

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-OW1-N T-IH1-N V-AY0 T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Thank you, Chandler.


Sincerely.


Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.

W-EH1 L-Y-UH1 R-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M G-L-AE1 D-AY1 K-UH1-D HH-EH1-L-P


David, I'm pretending to

D-EY1 V-IH0 D-IH1-M P-R-IY0 T-EH1-N D-IH0-NG T-UW1


Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely.  Come on Joey! You can't win if you don't ask any

OW2 K-EY1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-N-AY1-N T-IY1-N K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1-Z DH-EH1 M-W-AY1 Z-L-IY0 K-AH1 M-AA1-N JH-OW1 IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-W-IH1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-AE1-S K-EH1 N-IY0


What?!


Well, you promised me a fun road trip!

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0-S T-M-IY1 AH0 F-AH1 N-R-OW1-D T-R-IH1-P


We've been on the road six hours and you've been asleep for five and a half!

W-IY1-V B-IH1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 R-OW1-D S-IH1-K S-AW1 ER0 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 S-L-IY1-P F-AO1-R F-AY1 V-AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1-F


We are switching at the next rest stop and

W-IY1 AA1-R S-W-IH1 CH-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S T-R-EH1-S-T-S T-AA1 P-AH0-N-D


All right. All right.


Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio's broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.

Y-AE1 AH0-N D-AH0-N T-IH1-L DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-IH1-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-AH0 R-EY1 D-IY0 OW2-Z B-R-OW1 K-AH0 N-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AA1-R S-EH1-L F-IH0-SH B-AH1-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 N-AY1-S V-OY1-S


Really? I don't


Sing!!


Morning!


Everything was delicious!

EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1-Z D-IH0 L-IH1 SH-AH0-S


It was. The duck in particular was superb.

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 D-AH1 K-IH0-N P-ER0 T-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-ER0 W-AA1-Z S-UH0 P-ER1-B


Thank you!    You haven't said anything...

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-EH1 D-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Actually I do have one small complaint.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 D-UW1 HH-AE1 V-W-AH1-N S-M-AO1-L K-AH0-M P-L-EY1-N-T


Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.

OW1 P-L-AH0 S-AY2 W-EH1-L K-AH0-M K-R-IH1 T-IH0 S-IH2 Z-AH0-M


The musician right outside the restaurant...it's kind    of a mood-killer!

DH-AH0 M-Y-UW0 Z-IH1 SH-AH0 N-R-AY1 T-AW1-T S-AY1-D DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-ER0 N-EY2 T-ER0-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 M-UW1-D K-IH2 L-ER0


What musician?


We did?


You owe me 20 bucks.

Y-UW1 OW1 M-IY1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 B-AH1-K-S


Thank you. Thank you so much!

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.

CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 G-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R T-R-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG F-IY1-S T-Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R T-AH0 M-EY1 T-OW2 S-UW1 P-Y-AO1-R G-R-IH1-L-D CH-IY1-Z F-IH1-K S-IH0-N Z-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 S-AY1-Z B-AE1 G-AH1-V F-AH1 N-Y-AH0-N-Z


Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner?

W-EY1 T-W-EY1-T CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0-N F-AO1-R TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG D-IH1 N-ER0


What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S HH-AA1 L-AH0 D-EY2


All right, I'm nine years old.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M N-AY1 N-Y-IH1-R Z-OW1-L-D


Oh, I hate this story.


We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner.

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-IH1 N-IH0-SH-T DH-IH1 S-M-AE0 G-N-IH1 F-AH0 S-AH0-N-T TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG D-IH1 N-ER0


I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-IH1-S P-AA1-R-T V-IY2 V-IH0 D-IH1 L-Y-AH0 M-AW1-TH F-UH2 L-AH1-V P-AH1-M-P K-IH0-N P-AY1 AH0-N-D DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S CH-UW1-Z T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-IY1 TH-EH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S-T


Oh my god.


Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

Y-EH1 S-IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH1 F-AH0 K-AH0-L-T T-UW1 AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2 T-AH0 TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG D-IH1 N-ER0 W-AH1-N S-Y-UW1-V S-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH0 N-R-IH0 V-ER1-S


Hey, who's this little naked guy?

HH-EY1 HH-UW1-Z DH-IH1 S-L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1


That little naked guy would be me.

DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-EY1 K-AH0-D G-AY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 M-IY1


Aww, look at the little thing.

AO1-W L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG


Who are those people?


Got me.


Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle.  'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-N-AE1 N-AH0 R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0-L M-IY1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 G-AE1 NG-AE1-T JH-AA1 V-AH0 JH-OW1-Z


Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?

W-AW1 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 HH-AW1 OW1-L D-W-AA1-Z SH-IY1 DH-EH1-R


Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?

L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 N-AY1-N T-IY1-N TH-ER1 D-IY0 N-AY1 N-Y-AE1 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AO1-R T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AY1-V


Looks like a fun gang.


Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!

UW1 L-UH1 K-L-OW0 K-AA2-R K-AY1 G-AA1 T-M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 N-EY1 K-AH0-D


So, what's this about?


Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L HH-AE1-Z S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T SH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AH1 M-AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R R-EH1-D S-W-EH1 T-ER0


No.  This is my red sweater.

N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-M-AY1 R-EH1-D S-W-EH1 T-ER0


What's going on Rach?


Y'know, I'm actually glad Phoebe called.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-L-AE1-D F-IY1 B-IY0 K-AO1-L-D


I know we broke up because you thought I wasn't mature enough, but I've really grown up and think we should get back together.

AY1 N-OW1 W-IY1 B-R-OW1 K-AH1-P B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AO1-S T-M-AH0 CH-UH1 R-IH0 N-AH1-F B-AH1 T-AY1 V-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-R-OW1 N-AH1 P-AH0-N-D TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Oh, it's just not the right time.

OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1-T DH-AH0 R-AY1-T T-AY1-M


It is the right time.


Okay.


'Kay!


in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from

IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AE1 T-AH0 G-AO2 R-IY0 AH1-V F-EY1 V-ER0 IH0 T-R-IH0 T-ER1 N-IH0-NG M-EY1-L K-EH1 R-IH0-K T-ER0 DH-AH0 N-AA2 M-AH0 N-IY1 Z-AA1-R JH-AA1 N-W-IY1 L-ER0 F-R-AH1-M


What the?!


Yeah.


You're an Aquarius, huh?

Y-UH1 R-AE1 N-AH0 K-W-EH1 R-IY0 AH0-S HH-AH1


I bet you're a Gemini.

AY1 B-EH1 T-Y-UH1 R-AH0 JH-EH1 M-AH0 N-AY2


Nope.


Taurus?


Virgo?


Yep.


I knew it! I knew it, ahh….


You're not gonna speed anymore right?

Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0-S P-IY1 D-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R R-AY1-T


I won't speed.


And you promise you'll get this taken care of right away?

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 P-R-AA1 M-AH0 S-Y-UW1-L G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S T-EY1 K-AH0-N K-EH1 R-AH1 V-R-AY1 T-AH0 W-EY1


I promise.


And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license?

AH0-N D-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IY1-N T-AY2 M-Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-ER0 L-EH1-T HH-IH1-M D-R-AY1-V D-AH1-Z HH-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AY1 S-AH0-N-S


Can he handle the stick?

K-AE1-N HH-IY1 HH-AE1-N D-AH0-L DH-AH0-S T-IH1-K


Oh well


I can handle the stick!!

AY1 K-AE1-N HH-AE1-N D-AH0-L DH-AH0-S T-IH1-K


Hey!


I can't believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z T-EY1 K-IH0-NG S-OW1 L-AO1-NG HH-AW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you're trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?

OW1 N-AA1-T B-AE1-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T F-IY1 L-IH0 NG-W-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-L-OW1 AH0 S-EY1-N-T B-ER0 N-AA1-R D-AW1 T-Y-AO1 R-AE1-S


Weirdest thing. Did I hear——Mother of God it's true!

W-IH1-R D-AH0-S-T TH-IH1-NG D-IH1 D-AY1 HH-AA1-R M-AH0 DH-ER0 AH1-V G-AA1 D-IH1-T-S T-R-UW1


Chandler Bing!


Janice


Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.

N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T JH-AE1 N-AH0-S JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-IH0 N-L-EY1 B-ER0 K-AA1-N T-R-AE0-K T-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler.

OW1 DH-IH1-S SH-UH1-D B-IY1 IY1 Z-IY0 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 W-AY1-D P-EH1-L V-AH0 S-Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0


Janice I didn't even know you were pregnant! Who's the unwitting human who's essence you've stolen?

JH-AE1 N-AH0 S-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T HH-UW1-Z DH-AH0 AH0 N-W-IH1 T-IH0-NG HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0-N HH-UW1 Z-EH1 S-AH0-N S-Y-UW1-V-S T-OW1 L-AH0-N


It's you. This is yours.


What?!


Look how nervous he gets! We haven't slept together in years!

L-UH1-K HH-AW1 N-ER1 V-AH0-S HH-IY1 G-EH1-T S-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T S-L-EH1-P-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 IH0 N-Y-IH1-R-Z


Man, I'm starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

M-AE1 N-IH1-M-S T-AA1-R V-IH0 NG-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-W-AA1 Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AE1-T D-IH1 N-ER0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-UW1 P-AO1-R S-AE1 L-AH0-D B-OW1 TH-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AO1-R D-ER0 B-OW1-TH


Y'know, y'know I'm lookin' and I don't think anyone's home here.

IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 M-L-UH1 K-IH0 N-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N-Z HH-OW1-M HH-IY1-R


I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y'know explain later.

AY1 S-EY1 W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T B-R-EY1-K DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 K-R-AO1-L TH-R-UW1 AE1-N D-AE2-N D-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH0-K-S P-L-EY1 N-L-EY1 T-ER0


Yeah? Really? No one's home?

Y-AE1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-AH1-N-Z HH-OW1-M


I don't think so. Hello?  When you get in there

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 HH-AH0 L-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R


Hey, what's up?


I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-AO1 D-AE1 N-IY0 G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 S-AH1 B-W-EY2 W-IH1 DH-AH0 G-ER1 L-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 HH-AE1-D HH-IH1 Z-AA1-R M-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-ER0


Oh, honey, I'm sorry.


Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AO1 L-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L T-Y-UW1 M-EH1 D-AH0-L D-IH0 N-AW1 ER0 R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


You had no relationship!!

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-N-OW1 R-IY0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N SH-IH2-P


No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z D-UW1 IH0-NG M-AY1 TH-IH1 NG-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-AH0 K-AO1-R D-IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-N


Oh God, stop with the plan!

OW1 G-AA1-D-S T-AA1 P-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-N


So what, so what you saw him with a girl?

S-OW1 W-AH1-T S-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-AO1 HH-IH1 M-W-IH1 DH-AH0 G-ER1-L


Who cares?!


Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.

N-AW1 L-UH1 K-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 AW1 T-AA1 N-AH0 D-EY1 T-W-IH1-DH D-AE1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 S-OW1 CH-AA1-R M-IH0-NG HH-IY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D S-AH1 B-W-EY2 G-ER1-L


She was kinda stupid.

SH-IY1 W-AA1-Z K-IH1-N D-AH0-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


You're right.


All right, I'm just gonna go on the date.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 AA1-N DH-AH0 D-EY1-T


That is the new plan.


Hi.


Phoebe!


Ta-da.


Hey.


Ahh, look at you, you look great.

AA1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K G-R-EY1-T


Do I? Thank you, so do you.

D-UW1 AY1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1


Thanks.


Sparkly.


So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh.

S-OW1 W-AW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 W-AH1-N F-ER0 AH0-L HH-AH1


Mr. major capades guy.

M-IH1-S T-ER0 M-EY1 JH-ER0 K-AA0 P-AA1 D-EH0-Z G-AY1


I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.

AY1 AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K K-IH1-NG F-R-AY1 D-IY0 IH0-N M-IH1-S T-ER0 R-AA1 JH-ER0 Z-AY1 S-IH1 Z-N-AY1-S


You always said I'd make it.

Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-EH1 D-IH1 D-M-EY1 K-IH1-T


Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-Y-AA1 N-OW1 IH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S P-UW1 K-IY0 DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 W-UW1


I missed you.  I'm gonna get changed.

AY1 M-IH1-S T-Y-UW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1-T CH-EY1-N-JH-D


OK.


Um, now. Phoebs.


Oh, right, OK. Ole.


What?


Um, the matador.  Ole, ha ha ha.

AH1-M DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-AH0 D-AO2 R-OW1-L HH-AA1 HH-AA1 HH-AA1


Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait    for your party tonight.

HH-AY1 JH-OW1 IY0 IH1-T-S JH-EY1 N-R-AA1 JH-ER0-Z K-AE1-N T-W-EY1-T F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R P-AA1-R T-IY0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call?

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 F-ER0 G-AA1 T-Y-AO1 R-AE1 D-R-EH2-S K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 K-AO1-L


Thanks, bye.


Hey!


What's happening?


Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman    show tonight.

Y-AE1 IH1-T S-AH0 R-IY1-L SH-EY1 M-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-M-EY1 K-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH1 N-W-AA1-M SH-OW1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and    so, you know me, work comes first

OW1 IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH1-P S-OW1 ER1 L-IY0 DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T D-EY1 AH0-N-D S-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-IY1 W-ER1-K K-AH1-M-Z F-ER1-S-T


Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...


"Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight"


Stupid Jane Rogers!!


You are having a party tonight??

Y-UW1 AA1-R HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.

K-IH1-N D-AH0 HH-AE1 V-AH0 AH0 TH-IH1-NG F-AO1-R DH-AH0 D-EY1 Z-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 L-AY1-F-S P-IY1 P-AH0-L


And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were    gonna get away with that?

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1 L-AH1-S HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-EH1 T-AH0 W-EY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T


I do it every year.


You do that every year??

Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 Y-IH1-R


I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-ER0 DH-AE1-N JH-EY1 N-R-AA1 JH-ER0-Z


Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid    of us??

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-IY1-Z T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S T-UW1 DH-AE1-T P-L-EY1 T-UW1 G-EH1 T-R-IH1 D-AH1 V-AH1-S


Yeah...


And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times    restaurant?

AH0-N D-L-AE1-S T-Y-IH1 R-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AY1 Y-UW1 S-EH1-N T-AH1-S T-UW1 DH-AE1 T-M-IH0 D-IY1 V-AH0-L T-AY1-M Z-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T


OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime    tour of that button factory?

OW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 Y-IH1-R B-IH0 F-AO1-R DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EH1 T-AH1-P DH-AE1 T-N-AY1-T T-AY2-M T-UH1 R-AH1-V DH-AE1-T B-AH1 T-AH0-N F-AE1-K T-ER0 IY0


Who's this from?


Oh, that's Ross's.


Oh...  Oh my God. He remembered.

OW1 OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D HH-IY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0-D


Remembered what?


It was like months ago.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-M-AH1-N-TH S-AH0 G-OW1


We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.

W-IY1 W-ER0 W-AO1 K-IH0-NG B-AY1 DH-IH1 S-AE0-N T-IY1-K-S T-AO1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 S-AO1 DH-IH1-S P-IH1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 W-IH1-N D-OW0 AH0-N D-AY1 T-OW1-L-D HH-IH1-M DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-N M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 HH-AE1 D-W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-ER1-L


Oh!


I can't believe he remembered!

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-IY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0-D


Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.

OW1 IH1-T-S S-OW1 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 DH-IH1 S-M-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V K-AA1-S-T HH-IH1 M-AH0 F-AO1-R CH-AH0-N


I can't believe he did this.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V HH-IY1 D-IH1-D DH-IH1-S


Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?

K-AH1 M-AA1 N-R-AA1 S-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 B-AE1 K-IH0-N K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 F-EH1 L-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1-DH K-AE1 R-AH0 L-AH0-N-D B-AA1-T HH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-R-AH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 S-L-IY0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0-V K-R-IH1-S T-AH0-L D-AH1-K


What did you just say?


Oh.... my God.


I really like waking up with you.

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1 K-W-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


I like waking up with you too.  Oh! It's such a beautiful morning.  Oh, I can stay here all day.

AY1 L-AY1 K-W-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 T-UW1 OW1 IH1-T-S S-AH1 CH-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N-S T-EY1 HH-IY1 R-AO1-L D-EY1


That would be great!


We could have breakfast in bed

W-IY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V B-R-EH1-K F-AH0-S T-IH0-N B-EH1-D


Wait, just a second.


Okay.  Oh! Oh no.


Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from

W-EH1-L DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z D-IH0 P-R-EH1 S-IH0 NG-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T B-AA1 T-AH0 S-AA1-F-T P-R-EH1-T Z-AH0-L F-R-AH1 M-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 K-IH1-D-Z F-R-AH1-M


Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie.

AH1 M-AH0 M-OW1 W-EY1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z B-AA1 N-IY0


Hi!


This is Bonnie?  This is Bonnie?  You're Bonnie?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z B-AA1 N-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z B-AA1 N-IY0 Y-UH1-R B-AA1 N-IY0


I can show you an ID if you want?

AY1 K-AE1-N SH-OW1 Y-UW1 AE1 N-IH1 D-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


Oh no, I'm sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.

OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AH0 L-AA1-T D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1 M-IY1 S-AO1 Y-UW1


Oh yeah, well I just started wearing bras again.

OW1 Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0 D-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG B-R-AE1 S-AH0 G-EH1-N


Oh, that must be it.


Well I hope you have fun tonight.

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V F-AH1-N T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Thanks! You too.


I believe it.


Yes, I do.


No you do—y'know what, you're not gonna suck me into this.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-OY1-N K-OW0 W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 S-AH1 K-M-IY1 IH0-N T-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.

OW1 SH-UH1 R-AY1 AE1-M B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 R-AY1-T


I do not always have to be—okay, okay.

AY1 D-UW1 N-AA1 T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY0 OW1 K-EY2 OW2 K-EY1


Jurassic Park


Maybe we should check the trash chute.

M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D CH-EH1-K DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-SH SH-UW1-T


Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

R-AA1-S K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T F-IH1-T D-AW1-N DH-AH0 T-R-AE1-SH SH-UW1-T


That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T HH-IY1 AO1-L M-OW2-S-T K-UH1 D-W-IH1 CH-IH1 Z-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 HH-AW1 AY1 G-AA1-T-S T-AH1-K DH-EH1-R


Hey!


There he is!


Oh my God!  Where the hell have you been?!!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-EH1-R DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 B-IH1-N


Just, y'know out.


Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!

OW1 AW1 T-OW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 W-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K T-UW1 CH-EH1-K DH-EH1-R


What were you doing?


I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while.

AY1 AH1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 AH0 B-AA1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AO1-K T-ER0 AW1-N-D F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.

HH-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AH1-P HH-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AH1 P-W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N


Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!

L-UH1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-N S-ER0 Y-AO1-R K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N Z-OW2 K-EY1 IH1 M-AH0 B-IH1-G B-OY1 AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 AY1 W-AA1-N-T


He hooked up!! Tell us about her!

HH-IY1 HH-UH1-K T-AH1-P T-EH1 L-AH1 S-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-ER0


Ross you left you scarf in… Hey you guys.

R-AA1 S-Y-UW1 L-EH1-F T-Y-UW1-S K-AA1-R F-IH0-N HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z


Oh yeah, that looks good.


You guys make a


Yeah, we look great together.

Y-AE1 W-IY1 L-UH1-K G-R-EY1-T T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


Okay.


Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!

W-AW1 IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0 N-W-AH1 T-AW1 ER0 K-IH1-D Z-W-UH1 D-L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K


Y'know, we don't have to imagine.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 IH0 M-AE1 JH-AH0-N


I'm marrying her.


We'll just see.


Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!

HH-EY1 HH-EY1 B-IY1 K-EH1-R F-AH0 L-ER0 AW1-N D-M-AY1 P-AO1-R SH-AH0


Hi Joey.


Hey! How you doin'?


He has the most amazing Porsche under there!

HH-IY1 HH-AE1-Z DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG P-AO1-R SH-AH0 AH1-N D-ER0 DH-EH1-R


I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in.

IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 SH-OW1 Y-AA1 B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T T-AH1-K-T HH-ER0 IH0-N


She's sleeping.


Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink?

HH-EY1 AH1 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 G-ER1-L Z-L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-OW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 D-R-IH1-NG-K


Well, the old lady died.

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 OW1-L D-L-EY1 D-IY0 D-AY1-D


And how do I know?


Her dying wish was for one last kiss.

HH-ER0 D-AY1 IH0 NG-W-IH1 SH-W-AA1-Z F-AO1 R-W-AH1 N-L-AE1-S-T K-IH1-S


But I don't care,  because you got the apartment.

B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1-R B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T


Yes!


Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think I'm gonna stay here.

Y-UW1-W Y-AE1 AH1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0-S T-EY1 HH-IY1-R


Isn't that great?


Ezels!!


Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1-T S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-AA1-R DH-EY1 F-IY1 D-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1-T S-M-EH1 L-IY0 K-AE1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L-T


Wow, that's great.


Oh, yeah!


Y'know you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 K-UH1-D T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 S-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-AY1 T-AH0-D B-IY1 P-ER1 F-IH2-K-T F-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH1 M-AH0 K-IH1 T-IY0 L-IH1 T-ER0 K-AE0-M P-EY1-N


I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.

AY1 AH0 JH-IH1-NG G-AH0-L N-OW1 N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1


What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.

W-AH1 T-W-AY1 N-AA1 T-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-AH0 T-AH1 N-AH1 V-M-AH1 N-IY0


Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, y'know.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-IH1-S F-AO1-R DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-D B-IY1 AH0 M-IH2 L-Y-AH0 N-EH1-R B-AY1 N-AW1 IH1 K-N-OW0


You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.

Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AE1-T JH-IH1-NG G-AH0-L HH-EH1-D S-W-IY1 T-IY0


Aw, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry.

AO1 Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


That's okay. All right, I'm gonna play song that's really, really sad. It's called Magician Box Mix Up.

TH-AE1-T S-OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-AO1-NG TH-AE1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AE1 D-IH1-T-S K-AO1-L D-M-AH0 JH-IH1 SH-AH0-N B-AA1-K S-M-IH1-K S-AH1-P


Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right.

OW2 K-EY1 S-ER1 AH1 M-L-EH1-T S-IY1 IH1 F-AY1 G-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-R-AY1-T


Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right?

AA1 S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 HH-AE1-F K-AE2-F D-AH1 B-AH0-L T-AO1 L-IY1 Z-IY0 HH-EY1 Z-AH0-L N-AH1 T-N-AA1-N F-AE1 T-N-OW1 F-OW1 M-W-IH1 DH-W-IH1 P-EH1-K-S T-R-AH0 HH-AA1 T-L-AA1 T-EY2 R-AY1-T


Okay, great.


You freak.


Thank you.


Um, coffee to go, please.


Isabella Rosselini.

IH2 Z-AH0 B-EH1 L-AH0 R-OW0 S-L-IY0 EH1 N-IY0


Are you serious?  Oh my God.

AA1 R-Y-UW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D


Damn! I can't believe I took her off my list.

D-AE1 M-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-AY1 T-UH1-K HH-ER0 AO1 F-M-AY1 L-IH1-S-T


Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?

W-AY1 K-AA1 Z-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-Y-AH1-D G-OW1 F-AO1 R-IH1-T


Yeah, maybe.


Oh-oh, you lie.


What you don't think I'd go up to her?

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-D G-OW1 AH1-P T-UW1 HH-ER0


Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.

R-AA1 S-IH1-T T-UH1 K-Y-UW1 T-EH1 N-Y-IH1-R-Z T-UW1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 D-M-IH1 T-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-M-IY1


Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L M-IH1 S-IY0 Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-ER0 B-IY1 G-L-AE1-D DH-AE1 T-L-IH1-S T-IH1 Z-L-AE1 M-AH0 N-EY2 T-AH0-D


You know what honey, you go ahead, we'll call her an alternate.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 G-OW1 AH0 HH-EH1 D-W-EH1-L K-AO1-L HH-ER0 AE1 N-AO0-L T-ER1 N-AH0-T


Okay, hold my crawler.

OW2 K-EY1 HH-OW1-L D-M-AY1 K-R-AO1 L-ER0


Okay.


Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?

R-AE1 CH-AA1 R-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 L-EH1-T HH-IH1-M D-UW1 DH-IH1-S


Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.

HH-AH1 N-IY0 HH-IY1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T T-UW1 G-OW1 HH-IH1 T-AA1 N-IH2 Z-AH0 B-EH1 L-AH0 R-OW0 S-L-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-AA1 R-IY0 W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T G-AA1-T P-AA1-P K-AO2-R-N


Okay, that's, that's enough.

OW2 K-EY1 TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-IH0 N-AH1-F


Won't you dance around with me.

W-OW1-N T-Y-UW1 D-AE1-N S-ER0 AW1-N D-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


A-ha!!!


Oh-oh-oh, yeah!  That's right, you take good care of those babies!

OW0 HH-OW1 HH-UW0 Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 T-EY1-K G-UH1-D K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


Excuse me?


It's me, Joey!


Do I know you?


Joey!


Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.

OW1 HH-OW0 Y-AE1 Y-AE1 DH-AH0 HH-AE1-N-D G-AY1


Okay that's fair.


All right.


Good!


Pick one.


Left!  Thank you.


You're welcome.


Ross!


Joey!  We should just switch.

JH-OW1 IY0 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D JH-AH1-S-T S-W-IH1-CH


Yeah absolutely!


Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you.

R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-W-ER0 S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AO1-R P-UH1 SH-IH0-NG DH-OW1-Z G-AY1 Z-AA1 N-Y-UW1


Oh that's all right!


Y'know, I ended up having a really good time.

IH1 K-N-OW0 AY1 EH1-N D-AH0 D-AH1-P HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D T-AY1-M


Y'know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 CH-EH1 R-IH0 T-IY0 W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-IH1-G S-AH0-K S-EH1 S-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 R-EY1-Z D-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-M-AH1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-AH0 W-EH1-R N-AH0-S


So what was it for anyway?

S-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


I wanna say a disease.


Hey!


I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-IH1-R D-M-EH1 S-AH0-JH F-R-AH1 M-R-AA1-S HH-IY1 S-EH1-D T-ER1 N-AA1-N


Oh my God, look! That's Elizabeth!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-L-UH1-K TH-AE1-T S-IH0 L-IH1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-TH


Oh-oh Professor Geller.

OW1 HH-OW0 P-R-AH0 F-EH1 S-ER0 G-EH1 L-ER0


Ahh, to be 13 again.

AA1 T-UW1 B-IY1 TH-ER1 T-IY1 N-AH0 G-EH1-N


Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?

HH-EY1 S-OW1 AH1 W-AA1-Z HH-IY1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S


No! He blew us off!


What?!


I know!


I can't believe it.  Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH1 M-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AE1 D-AE1-T HH-IH1-M N-AW1


Can I tell you something? Me too.

K-AE1 N-AY1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG M-IY1 T-UW1


Y'know what? He didn't want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don't talk to him

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 AH1 S-AH0 B-AW1-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-AE1-NG G-R-IY0 W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


Ooooh! Freeze him out.


I like it!


Doorknob?


Oh good.


So, I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet.

S-OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 Y-EH1-T


Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.

R-AA1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 M-IH2 S-AH0-N D-ER0-S T-UH1 D-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0 NG-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-L-AO1 R-AH0 D-AH0 F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-W-IY1-K-S


No. I think you misunderstood what

N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 M-IH2 S-AH0-N D-ER0-S T-UH1 D-W-AH1-T


You are so adorable.

Y-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1 AH0 D-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH0-L


That! Let's talk about that.

DH-AE1 T-L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


Hey!


How do you feel?


Well, let's just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours.

W-EH1-L L-EH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 DH-AE1-T K-R-AA1 G-W-IH1-L B-IY1 F-UH1 L-IY0 IH0 K-W-IH1-P-T T-UW1 D-IH0-S T-R-OY1 DH-AH0 Y-UW1 N-AH0 V-ER2 S-AH0 G-EH1 N-IH0-N T-W-EH1-L-V T-UW1 F-AO1-R T-IY1 N-AW1 ER0-Z


Okay, so I


And protected them from a tornado?

AH0-N-D P-R-AH0 T-EH1-K T-AH0-D DH-EH1-M F-R-AH1 M-AH0 T-AO0-R N-EY1 D-OW2


Oh my God.


I know, the babies are asleep.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AA1 R-AH0 S-L-IY1-P


Phoebe, what, what happened here?!

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D HH-IY1-R


I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!

AY1 D-IH1 D-IH1 T-AY1 T-UH1-K K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AO1-L B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F


But my apartment!


Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.

IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AE1 Z-IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N T-AE1-Z DH-AH0 F-AE1-K-T DH-AE1-T F-IY1 B-IY0 T-UH1-K K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0 Z-AO1-L B-AY1 HH-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


You're right, you're right I shouldn't freak out.

Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T F-R-IY1 K-AW1-T


'Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies!

K-AA1-Z DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-W-IH1-L HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-EY1 B-IY0-Z


When will that be?


Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!

F-IY1 B-IY0 W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-M-EH1-S


Hey Ross! The baby's kicking!

HH-EY1 R-AA1-S DH-AH0 B-EY1 B-IY0-Z K-IH1 K-IH0-NG


What?! It is?!


It's not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do  that again.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T K-IH1 K-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AO2-L DH-OW1 W-IY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AH0 G-EH1-N


Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?

HH-EY1 W-EH1 N-W-AH0 N-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T K-IH1 K-IH0 NG-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joey's room and he was sleeping

L-AE1-S T-N-AY1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-EH1-L T-IH1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 W-EH1-N T-IH0-N T-UW1 JH-OY1 Z-R-UW1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-L-IY1 P-IH0-NG


A dreamless sleep.


So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!

S-OW1 K-AA1 M-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z T-EH1-L M-IY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 D-ER1-T


Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-AH0-S T-N-UW1 Z-IH1-Z-S T-IH1 L-Y-UW1 D-AH1-M P-IH0-NG B-AE1 R-IY0 AE1-T DH-AH0 AO1-L T-ER0


Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.

AO2-L R-AY1 T-L-EH1-T-S T-AO1 K-R-IY0 AE1 L-AH0 T-IY0 F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D


Okay.


When are you coming home?

W-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-NG HH-OW1-M


What? Guys, I'm not.


C'mon, this is us.


I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-

IH1-M N-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG N-AW1 AY1-V G-AA1-T DH-IH1-S JH-AA1-B


Waitressing?


Okay, I'm not just waitressing.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-W-EY1 T-R-AH0 S-IH0-NG


I'm..


I, um...


I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh...

AY1 R-AY1-T DH-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L Z-AA1-N DH-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L-Z B-AO1-R D-AH0-N D-AH1 AH0-N D-AY1 AH1


I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

AY1 T-EY1-K DH-AH0 AH1 D-EH1-D F-L-AW1 ER0 Z-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 V-EY1 S-OW1 AH0-N D-AH1-M S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-AA0-R T-EH1-L L-EH1-T S-M-IY1 P-UH1-T DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L CH-AO1 K-L-AH0-T B-L-AA1 B-IY0 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-UH1 K-IY0-Z


We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?

W-IY1 G-EH1 T-AO1 F-ER0 AW1-N D-M-IH1 D-N-AY2 T-W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 P-IH1 K-Y-UW1 AH1-P DH-EH1-N


So, um, will you bring the truck?

S-OW1 AH1 M-W-IH1 L-Y-UW1 B-R-IH1-NG DH-AH0 T-R-AH1-K


I'll even let you ring the bell.

IH1 L-IY1 V-IH0 N-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 R-IH1-NG DH-AH0 B-EH1-L


Oh, my god.


See, there you go, the cleansing works!

S-IY1 DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 DH-AH0 K-L-EH1-N Z-IH0 NG-W-ER1-K-S


They're nice guys.


Oh, they're firemen guys.


Your son.


No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie.

N-AA0 N-OW1 N-OW0 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 S-AH1-N N-EY1-M-D JH-AO1-R D-IY0 W-IY1 AO1 L-AH0 G-R-IY1 D-M-AY1 S-AH1-N Z-N-EY1 M-IH1-Z JH-EY1 M-IY0


Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.

W-EH1-L JH-EY1 M-IY0 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 N-EY1 M-AH1-V S-UW1 Z-AH0-N-Z F-ER1-S-T G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N-D S-OW1 W-IY1 W-EH1-N-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 JH-AO1-R D-IY0


What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean,

W-AH1 T-W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 W-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N


Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.

OW1 OW1 OW1 OW1 L-EH1-G K-R-AE1-M P-L-EH1-G K-R-AE1-M P-L-EH1-G K-R-AE1-M-P


I got it.


I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.

AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T HH-EY1 Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-W-IH1-DH HH-ER0 AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 K-R-AE1-M-P-S


No, you don't.


All right, that's it. I want both of you out.

AO1-L R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T B-OW1 TH-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AW1-T


Why?


He started it!


No, you started it.


I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-AY1 AE1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AW1 T-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-AA1 D-IY0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-IH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 IY1 Z-IY0 ER0


Now go!


Thanks a lot.


See what you did.


Yeah, listen...


Out


Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?  Why? What did I say?

OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 K-AE1 N-AO1-L S-OW0-S P-IY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L F-R-EH1-N-CH V-AW1-L-Z V-AH0-S K-AW1 K-ER0 EY1 V-EH0 K-M-W-AA1 S-IY1 EY1 S-OY1 R-W-AY1 W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-AY1 S-EY1


Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-AE1-S-K T-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 B-EH1 D-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-N-OW1 W-AH1-N D-ER0 AY1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-CH G-R-EY1-T S-ER1 V-AH0 S-AE1-T K-AH0 F-EY1 M-AO0 R-IY1-S


Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi.


Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.

AH1-M K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 P-L-IY1-Z T-EH1-L S-ER0 G-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AH1 M-AY1 W-AA1-Z F-AE1 S-AH0 N-EY2 T-AH0-D B-AY1 W-AH1-T B-UW1 T-R-OW2-S B-UW1 T-R-OW2-S G-AA1 L-IY0 S-EH1 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K T-AY1-M-Z


You didn't say Boutros Boutros Gali.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-EY1 B-UW1 T-R-OW2-S B-UW1 T-R-OW2-S G-AA1 L-IY0


He says he was too.


Interesting.


So I was wondering....


Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.

OW2 K-EY1 AA1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AO1-L T-AO1 K-IY0 AH0 G-EH1 N-AH1-M K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 AO1-L S-OW0 P-L-IY1-Z T-EH1-L S-ER0 G-EY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K HH-IH1-Z S-UW1-T


Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun.

EH1 HH-IY1 S-EH1-D TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH HH-IY1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-Y-UW1 L-UH1-K V-EH1 R-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 T-AH0 N-AY1 T-Y-AO1-R HH-EH1-R G-OW1-L D-AH0 N-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 S-AH1-N


So you're a chef?


I'm also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.

IH1 M-AO1-L S-OW0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-OW1 P-AH0 N-IH0 NG-AH1 P-M-AY1 OW1 N-R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N-T


Oh, really.


Well, I was having a conversation.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven't been able to say two words to each other.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-M-IH1 SH-AH0 IH1-Z S-OW1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0 N-Y-UW1 DH-AE1-T S-ER0 G-EY1 AH0-N D-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T B-IH1 N-EY1 B-AH0-L T-UW1 S-EY1 T-UW1 W-ER1-D-Z T-UW1 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 D-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-IH1-T HH-IY1-R S-AY1 L-AH0-N T-L-IY0 W-AY1 L-Y-UW1 TH-R-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0-N


That would be great. Thank you.

DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 G-R-EY1-T TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here  forgets the camera!

S-OW1 W-IY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 T-AA1 P-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-AW1-N T-AH0 N-AH0-N D-EH1-R HH-EH2-D HH-IY1-R F-ER0 G-EH1-T-S DH-AH0 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0


Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.

OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AH0 S-EY1-M TH-IH1-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D T-UW1 M-IY1 W-AH1-N T-AY1-M


When did that happen to you?!

W-EH1-N D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N T-UW1 Y-UW1


Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture—I didn't have my camera!

D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AA1 G-IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-AA1-R K-AH0-N D-W-IY1 S-AO1 DH-AE1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-ER1 D-AH0-N D-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 P-IH2-K CH-ER0 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0


Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.

OW1 Y-AE1 F-ER1-S T-AO1 F-AO1-L CH-EY1 S-IH0-NG DH-AH0 CH-UW1 R-OW0 G-AY1 IH1 S-AH0-N-T JH-AA1 G-IH0-NG


Oh, this is so good  you have got to try it.

OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 G-UH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 T-R-AY1 IH1-T


Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.

OW1 D-AE1 M-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AA1-N M-AY1 P-AE1-N-T-S


Here, I'll get it.


We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.

W-EH1-D B-EH1 T-ER0 T-EY1-K DH-IY1-Z P-AE1-N-T S-AO1 F-AH0-P-S T-EH1-R Z-AO1-R DH-AE1-T-S T-EY1-N-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EH1-T


Yep.  I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.

Y-EH1 P-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 W-EH1-R DH-IY1 Z-AA1 N-AW1 ER0 D-EY1-T T-AH0 N-AY1-T


Oh, great!


Okay, bye!  Oh my God!!


That was unbelievable!

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH2-N B-AH0 L-IY1 V-AH0 B-AH0-L


Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.


I don't believe they're brother and sister.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V TH-EH1-R B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D S-IH1-S T-ER0


Action!


I found the picture!


What picture?!


The picture of my wife! In your pack!

DH-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1 V-M-AY1 W-AY1 F-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R P-AE1-K


You went through my personal property?

Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T TH-R-UW1 M-AY1 P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L P-R-AA1 P-ER0 T-IY0


Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!

W-AY1 D-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 AH1-V P-AO0 L-EH1 T-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R P-AE1-K


Because Vincent, we were lovers.  For two years!

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z V-IH1-N S-AH0-N T-W-IY1 W-ER0 L-AH1 V-ER0-Z F-AO1-R T-UW1 Y-IH1-R-Z


Cut! Wonderful!


Great scene yeah?


Oh you're awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.

OW1 Y-UH1 R-AA1 S-AH0 M-AH0-N D-IH0-N DH-AE1 T-L-AE1-S-T-S P-IY1 CH-Y-UW1 S-OW1-K T-M-IY1


Here's your call sheet for tomorrow.

HH-IH1-R Z-Y-AO1-R K-AO1-L SH-IY1-T F-AO1-R T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


I know.


So Chandler, your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

S-OW1 CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 Y-AO1-R P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T S-M-AH1-S-T V-IH0 B-IH1-N TH-R-IH1-L D-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 T-OW1-L-D DH-EH1 M-Y-UW1 W-ER0 EH0-N G-EY1-JH-D


Oh yeah, I should probably call them.

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 SH-UH1-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 K-AO1-L DH-EH1-M


I remember when we first got engaged.

AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-W-IY1 F-ER1-S-T G-AA1 T-EH0-N G-EY1-JH-D


Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.

OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 HH-ER1-D DH-AE1-T-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how that happened.

W-EH1 L-IH1-D G-AA1 T-AH0-N JH-UW1 D-IY0 P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-AY1-S T-IH1-L D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D


You don't know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R D-AO1-G TH-AO1 T-M-AY1 D-AY1 AH0 F-R-AE2 M-W-AA1 Z-AH0 CH-UW1 T-OY1


What a sweet story.


Well, at least you're not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.

W-EH1 L-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T HH-IY1 R-IH0 NG-IH1-T F-AO1-R DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R F-IH1-F-TH G-R-EY1-D HH-AE2 L-AH0 W-IY1-N P-AA1-R T-IY0


What?! They wanted a scary story!

W-AH1-T DH-EY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-AH0-S K-EH1 R-IY0-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Anyway, we're really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-AH0 B-AW1 T-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG P-L-AE1-N Z-AH0-N D-W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 S-UW1 N-W-EH1-L B-IY1 M-EY1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-IH1 G-W-IH0-DH D-R-AO1 AH0-L F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG F-AH1-N-D


What?


What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don't you?

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG F-AH1-N-D D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1


We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.

W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-IH1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 N-AW1 W-IY1 K-AO1 L-IH1-T DH-AH0 B-IY1-CH HH-AW1-S


After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,

AE1-F T-ER0 AH0 P-L-AY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 W-AA0-K S-IY1 N-IY0 AH0-N D-L-IH1 N-AH0-N-S T-R-IH1-P-S T-UW1 L-EH1 G-N-AH1-M B-ER0 W-AH1-N


Did that!


Grasp one of the linen strips by its 'easy grab tab' and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.

G-R-AE1-S P-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-IH1 N-AH0-N-S T-R-IH1-P-S B-AY1 IH1-T S-IY1 Z-IY0 G-R-AE1-B T-AE1 B-AH0-N-D P-UH1 L-IH1 T-AO1 F-IH0 N-W-AH1-N K-W-IH1-K P-EY1-N F-R-IY1 M-OW1 SH-AH0-N


Okay.  Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!


Was it not pain-free?


No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.

N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z P-EY1-N F-AH0 L-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D DH-EY1 SH-UH1-D K-AO1 L-IH1-T P-EY1-N Z-AY0-N N-AW1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-AE1-K-S


Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.

HH-AH1 W-EH1-L DH-AH0 G-ER1-L Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AE1 T-AH0-N N-AY1 T-IY0 Z-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AH0 M-ER1 SH-AH0-L D-AA1-N-T S-IY1-M T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T B-AE1-D


That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.

TH-AE1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EH1-R N-ER1-V Z-AA1-R P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 D-EH1 D-AH0-N-D F-R-AH1-M B-IY1 IH0-NG S-OW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D


But hey, y'know if you don't believe me, please, by my guest.

B-AH1-T HH-EY1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-M-IY1 P-L-IY1-Z B-AY1 M-AY1 G-EH1-S-T


Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!


Now umm, remember I'm still learning.

N-AW1 AH1 M-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 IH1-M-S T-IH1-L L-ER1 N-IH0-NG


One, two, three, four!


You know the song! Sing along!

Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 S-AO1-NG S-IH1 NG-AH0 L-AO1-NG


So?


No!


Oh my God! That's David!

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D TH-AE1-T-S D-EY1 V-IH0-D


David who?


David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!

D-EY1 V-IH0-D DH-AH0 S-AY1 AH0-N T-IH0-S-T G-AY1 D-EY1 V-IH0-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0 N-L-AH1 V-W-IH1-DH D-EY1 V-IH0-D HH-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 R-AH1 SH-AH0 AH0-N-D B-R-OW1 K-M-AY1 HH-AA1-R-T D-EY1 V-IH0-D


Oh my God!


Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around.

OW1 Y-UW1 S-EY1 S-AH1 M-OW2-N Z-N-EY1 M-IH0 N-AH1-F DH-EY1 T-ER1 N-ER0 AW1-N-D


Phoebe?


David!  What-what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Russia?

D-EY1 V-IH0 D-W-AE1 T-W-AA2 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-AA1 R-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0 N-R-AH1 SH-AH0


Yeah, I'm just, I'm just in town for a conference. Umm,

Y-AE1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-IH0-N T-AW1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AA1-N F-ER0 AH0-N S-AH1-M


Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K G-R-EY1-T T-UW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 HH-EH1-R K-AH2-T


Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IY1 G-AA1 T-L-AY1-K TH-ER1 D-IY0 AH1-V DH-EH1-M


Yeah.


Yes! Santa's coming!


Hey, uh, I'm really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.

HH-EY1 AH1 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AE2 F-AH0 T-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 T-AH0 D-EY1


But hey, it's not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides

B-AH1-T HH-EY1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 S-AY1 AH0-N T-IH0-S-T S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 T-UH1-R G-AY1-D-Z


Whatever.


Okay, Mon, back me up here.

OW2 K-EY1 M-OW1-N B-AE1 K-M-IY1 AH1-P HH-IY1-R


Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right?

W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-ER1-K DH-AH0 AH1 W-EY1 T-ER0 Z-IY1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-ER0 Z-R-AY1-T


And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 SH-EH1-F S-IY1 T-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 SH-EH1-F S-R-AY1-T


I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.

AY1 IY1-T B-AY1 M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-IH0-N DH-AH0 AE1 L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-EY1-T S-M-IY1


Look, Ross, really it's-it's no big deal.

L-UH1 K-R-AA1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-T-S T-IH0 S-N-OW1 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L


Y'know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can't be friends at work, then so be it.

IH1 K-N-OW0 Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0 W-AY1-T K-OW1 T-AY1 W-EH1 R-AH0 B-L-UW1 B-L-EY1 Z-ER0 IH1-F DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N Z-W-IY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AE1 T-W-ER1-K DH-EH1-N S-OW1 B-IY1 IH1-T


Y'know, hey I understand.

IH1 K-N-OW0 HH-EY1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


Hey, when I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you, right?

HH-EY1 W-EH1 N-IH1 M-IH0 N-AH0 P-L-EY1 AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 AH0-N S-AY1 D-AA1-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1 R-AY1-T


So it's y'know, it's uh, it's cool.

S-OW1 IH1-T S-IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T S-AH1 IH1-T-S K-UW1-L


I'll see you tomorrow.


Yeah, when we're in the audience he doesn't talk to us, but he does wave.

Y-AE1 W-EH1 N-W-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 AA1 D-IY0 AH0-N-S HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T T-AO1-K T-UW1 AH1-S B-AH1-T HH-IY1 D-AH1 Z-W-EY1-V


You did look like an idiot.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-L-UH1 K-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot.

HH-EY1 AY1 W-AO1-S-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 L-UH1-K T-L-AY1 K-AE1 N-IH1 D-IY0 AH0-T


All right?


Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?"

R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 W-EH1 N-R-AA1-S T-R-AY1-D T-UW1 S-EY1 B-AH1 T-ER0 N-AH2-T-S K-W-AA1-SH


And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"

AH0-N D-IH1-T K-EY1 M-AW1-T-S K-W-AA1-R T-AH0-N-T B-W-AA1-SH


Yeah that's the same.


That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.

TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 W-ER1-S TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0-NG


Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?

OW1 W-EY1-T DH-AE1-T K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 DH-AH0 W-AH1 N-R-EY1 CH-IH0-L-Z T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T SH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N-D S-OW1 W-IH1 CH-W-AH1 N-W-AA1 Z-IH1-T


Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.

AH1 M-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about.

OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N M-AA1 N-IH0 K-AH0 R-IY0 L-IH1 V-IH0-NG P-AE1-S-T P-EY1 N-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-IH0-NG D-IH0 P-R-EH1-S T-IH1 Z-W-AH1-T TH-AE2-NG-K-S G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IH1 Z-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T


Y'know, for me anyway.

IH1 K-N-OW0 F-AO1-R M-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


And of course, the Indians.

AH0-N D-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S DH-AH0 IH1-N D-IY0 AH0-N-Z


Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!

L-UH1 K-AH1 M-AH1 V-AO1-L P-IY1 P-AH0 L-Y-UW1 D-UW1 N-AA1 T-W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-EH1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Hi, guys.


Hi! Phoebe.


Hi Phoebe.


I-I wanted to apologise if I—y'know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y'know it's just the hormones, y'know.

IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0 Z-IH1 F-IH1 K-N-OW0 S-IY1-M D-AH0 T-AE1 D-EH1 JH-IY0 Y-EH1-S T-ER0 D-EY2 AE1 T-M-AY1 SH-AW1 ER0 IH1 K-N-OW0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T DH-AH0 HH-AO1-R M-OW2-N Z-IH1 K-N-OW0


No we


Hormones.


hormones, yeah.


Your parents'?


Yeah, they're out of town.


Ohh.


Yeah-yeah, it's this


Yeah that works.


Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette!

B-IH1-NG HH-OW1 AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-IH0 N-EH1-S-T


Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?

HH-AH1 N-IY0 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 M-AY1 B-AA1-S D-AH1 G-R-AY1-T


Yes, hi.


Hi. So good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M.

HH-AY1 S-OW1 G-UH1 D-N-UW1-Z DH-AH0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R S-IH1-Z F-AY1 N-AH0 L-AY1 S-AY1-N-D DH-AH0 P-EY1 P-ER0-Z DH-IH1 S-AE1-M


I didn't know you and Carol were getting divorced, I'm sorry.

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 AH0-N-D K-AE1 R-AH0 L-W-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!

S-AA1 R-IY0 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 CH-UW1 D-M-AY1 L-EH1 G-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AE1-T B-EH1-R T-R-AE1-P HH-EY1 K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z DH-OW1


No leg-chewing for us sir.

N-OW1 L-EH1 G-AH0 W-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH1-S S-ER1


Oh well, give it time.


So the divorce, the marriage, we've got a lot to celebrate.

S-OW1 DH-AH0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S DH-AH0 M-EH1 R-IH0 JH-W-IY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 L-AA1-T T-UW1 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2-T


How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?

HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-IY1 AO1-L G-OW1 AW1-T T-UW1 D-IH1 N-ER0 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1-T


Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six.

T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2 N-AY1 T-IH1 T-IH1-Z DH-EH1 N-AY1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 AW1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-R-T B-AY1 S-IH1-K-S


They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!

DH-EY1 K-IY1-P TH-R-OW1 IH0-NG DH-IY1-Z S-EH1-K SH-UW0 AH0-L HH-ER0 AE1 S-M-AH0-N-T K-EY1 S-AH0 Z-AE1 T-M-IY1 AH0-N D-AY1 K-IY1 P-N-AA1 K-IH0-NG DH-EH1 M-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 P-AA1-R-K


Okay, I'll see you tomorrow!

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L S-IY1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


Just so you know, we're not seeing him tomorrow.

JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T S-IY1 IH0-NG HH-IH1-M T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


I-I cannot spend another evening with that man.

IY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T-S P-EH1-N D-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 IY1 V-N-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1 T-M-AE1-N


Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 HH-AW1 HH-IY1 B-IH0 HH-EY1-V D-AE1 T-AW1 ER0 W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


No.


That's because he wasn't invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.

TH-AE1-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 W-AO1-S T-IH0-N V-AY1 T-AH0-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-EY1 HH-IY1 B-IH0 HH-EY1-V D-AE1 T-AW1 ER0 EH0-N G-EY1 JH-M-AH0-N-T P-AA1-R T-IY0


Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts


Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs

N-AW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-W-AA1 N-AH0 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L D-AH1 K-IH0-N DH-EH1-R HH-UW1 K-EH1-R Z-IH1 K-N-OW0 N-AW1 AY1 G-AA1-T DH-AH0 L-EH1-G-Z


How many times have I told you guys, you

HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M-Z HH-AE1 V-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-Y-UW1


Hi Chandler.


Hey!


Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.

AH1 L-IH1 S-AH0 N-AY1 N-IY1-D DH-AE1-T B-R-OY1 L-IH0-NG P-AE1-N DH-AE1-T JH-OW1 IY0 B-AA1 R-OW2-D DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 D-EY1


Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.

OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R Z-AH1 Y-AE1 W-IY1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1 T-W-EH1-N DH-AH0 D-AH1 K-W-AA1-Z TH-R-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1-P K-AE1 T-AH0 P-IH2 L-ER0-Z


William Sonoma


Expect it in 4-6 weeks.

IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH1 T-IH0-N F-AO1-R T-UW1 S-IH1-K S-W-IY1-K-S


Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.

AH1-M HH-EY1 AH1-M JH-OY1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 AE1-T DH-AH0 T-EH1 L-AH0 TH-AA0-N F-AO1-R DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EY1 W-IY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 HH-OW1-L P-L-EY1-S T-UW1 AW0 ER0 S-EH1-L-V-Z


Yeah, so?


Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had.

W-EH1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-AH1 D-W-AA1 N-AH0 B-UH1-K S-AH1-M T-AY1 M-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-Y-AH1 D-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1-D


Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.

IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T CH-AE1-M P-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-L P-AE1-S


Why?


What's your point?


So uh, what's your name?


It's Jake.


Joey.  Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?

JH-OW1 IY0 HH-EY1 JH-EY1-K D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 N-IH1-K-S


Yeah, big fan.


Me too! There's a game on Tuesday, do you wanna go?

M-IY1 T-UW1 DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 G-EY1 M-AA1-N T-UW1-Z D-IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1


Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday.

Y-AE1 DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1 G-R-EY1 T-L-EH1 T-M-IY1 M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-IH1-M N-AA1-T D-UW1 IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG T-UW1-Z D-IY0


Ugh.  Ross!


Hi! Sorry I'm late. Were you sleeping?

HH-AY1 S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1 M-L-EY1 T-W-ER0 Y-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-IH0-NG


Ahh, nooo!!


Oh, great!


Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery.

L-IH1 S-AH0 N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 AH0 HH-OW1-L N-UW1 B-AE1 T-ER0 IY0


I got you the best one I could, 'cause that's not where you want to skimp.

AY1 G-AA1 T-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-W-AH1 N-AY1 K-UH1-D K-AA1-Z TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-W-EH1 R-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1-S K-IH1-M-P


You're a genius, Ross.


Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?

Y-AE1 W-EH1 L-IH1-T K-EY1-M T-UW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D T-W-EH1-L-V D-AA1 L-ER0-Z B-AH1 T-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1 L-IH1 T-AE1 N-IY1 V-IH0 N-W-AH1-N HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D T-EH1-N


Okay, I'll pay you tomorrow.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-L P-EY1 Y-UW1 T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?

S-OW1 DH-EY1 AA1 DH-EY1 AO1-L T-UH1 K-AO1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 HH-AA1-R D-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M G-OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0


Yeah, okay, bye.


So I'm gonna take off then!

S-OW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1 K-AO1-F DH-EH1-N


Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.

HH-EY1 OW1 R-AY1-T T-AH0 N-AY1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-AO1-R P-AA1-R T-IY0


Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.

OW1 W-AW1 Y-UW1 L-UH1-K G-R-EY1-T G-L-AE1 D-Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 K-IH1-T