Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can't? Okay.

OW1 AH1 K-AE1 N-IH1 T-W-EY1 T-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EH1-L M-AY1 P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-OW1 IH1-T K-AE1-N T-OW2 K-EY1


You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?

Y-UW1 AA1-R S-OW1 K-Y-UW1-T HH-AW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 S-OW1 K-Y-UW1-T


Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.

W-EH1-L M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N-D F-AA2 DH-ER0 W-AA1-Z S-W-IY1 D-IH0 SH-AH0-N D-M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 W-AA1 Z-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AH0 T-AY1 N-IY0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-AH1 N-IY0


Okay, now you're even cuter!!

OW2 K-EY1 N-AW1 Y-UH1 R-IY1 V-IH0-N K-Y-UW1 T-ER0


Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.

IH1 K-N-OW0 DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-AH0 P-AA1 P-Y-AH0 L-ER0 AH0 P-IH1 N-Y-AH0-N T-AH0 D-EY1 AY1 M-AH1-S-T S-EY1


What?


The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.

DH-AH0 W-IH1-R D-AH0-S-T TH-IH1-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AA1 F-IY0 HH-AW1 S-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K F-IY1 B-IY0 W-AA1-Z HH-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AA1-N M-IY1


What are you talking about?

W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T


I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K F-IY1 B-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K S-IH1-M F-AA1-K S-IY0


That's not possible!


Ow!


I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T F-IY1 B-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 W-ER0 CH-AA1-R M-IH0 NG-IH0 N-AH0 IH0 N-AH0 S-EH1-K S-L-IH0-S K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-W-EY1


Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.

OW1 IH1 K-N-OW0 IY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-IY1-R DH-AE1 T-IH0 N-AH1-F


I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-M-IH2 S-AH0-N D-ER0-S T-UH1-D HH-ER0


No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!

N-OW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-IH2 S-AH0-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-OW2 K-EY1 SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 M-IY1 SH-IY1 T-AH1-CH T-M-AY1 B-AY1 S-EH2-P F-AO1-R K-R-AY1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-L-AW1-D


This bicep?


Well it's not flexed right now!

W-EH1 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T F-L-EH1-K-S T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


It's Phoebe.


Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?

AH1 M-W-EH1 L-AY1 S-AO1-R T-AH0 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M B-AE1 D-N-UW1-Z K-AE1 N-AY1 K-AH1 M-IH0-N


Umm, well, umm Grandma died.

AH1 M-W-EH1 L-AH1-M G-R-AE1 M-AA0 D-AY1-D


No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.

N-OW1 SH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AY1-D T-AH0 D-EY1 OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-W-ER0 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 M-AH0 M-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-L S-ER1 V-AH0-S T-AH0 M-AA1 R-OW2


No you didn't!


Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?

W-EH1-L L-AA1-T S-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L L-UH1 K-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-AH0 M-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-L S-ER1 V-AH0 S-AO1-R N-AA1-T


Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.

F-AY1 N-OW2 K-EY1 EH0-N JH-OY1 Y-AO1-R K-AA1-N S-ER0-T


anyway, his name is Allan and we've been going out for three years.

EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 HH-IH1 Z-N-EY1 M-IH1 Z-AE1 L-AH0 N-AH0-N D-W-IY1-V B-IH1-N G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1-T F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R-Z


He was my first client when I became a party planner.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 F-ER1-S-T K-L-AY1 AH0-N T-W-EH1 N-AY1 B-IH0 K-EY1 M-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 P-L-AE1 N-ER0


He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.

HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z P-L-AE1 N-IH0 NG-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 F-AO1-R HH-IH1-Z G-ER1-L F-R-EH2-N D-AE1-T DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


Oh well.


And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.

AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z TH-EY1 T-AH0 B-EY1 T-AH0 P-AY1 AE1-T S-IH1 R-AH0 K-Y-UW2-Z


Oh. Oh, that's great!


Really? Like how?


Well y'know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we'd jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they'd put salt on their cereal.

W-EH1 L-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-IY1 W-UH1 D-AH1 M-R-IH0 P-IY1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 S-EH1 D-AO1 R-AH1 W-EH1-D JH-AH1-M P-AW1 T-AH1-V K-L-AA1 Z-AH0-T-S T-UW1-S K-EH1 R-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AO1-R S-W-IH1-CH DH-AH0 SH-UH1 G-ER0 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 S-AO1-L-T S-OW1 TH-IY1-D P-UH1-T S-AO1-L T-AA1-N DH-EH1-R S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-L


That's a good one.


Yeah? You like that one?


Yeah, you're funny.


I'm funny?


Oh thank God!


Well hey, I've got a ton of these!

W-EH1-L HH-EY1 AY1-V G-AA1 T-AH0 T-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-IY1-Z


Umm, oh here—Do you want a good one?

AH1 M-OW1 HH-EH1-R D-OW2 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-AH1-N


Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge.

AH1 M-Y-UW1 AH1 Y-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 K-W-AO1-R T-ER0 T-EY1 K-AH0 K-W-AO1-R T-ER0 AH0-N D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 B-L-AE1 K-AH0-N DH-AH0 EH1-JH


Right?


And then you say to person, I bet you can't roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 S-EY1 T-UW1 P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AY1 B-EH1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-R-OW1-L DH-IH1-S K-W-AO1-R T-ER0 F-R-AH1 M-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-R HH-EH0-D T-UW1 Y-AO1-R CH-IH1 N-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-IH1 T-L-IY1 V-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R F-EY1-S


And then when they do it, they're left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-N DH-EY1 D-UW1 IH1-T TH-EH1-R L-EH1-F T-W-IH1 DH-AH0 B-IH1-G B-L-AE1-K P-EH1-N S-AH0-L L-AY1 N-R-AY1-T D-AW1-N DH-AH0 S-EH1-N T-ER0 AH1-V DH-EH1-R F-EY1-S


Can I do it to you?


Yeah, I-I-I-I'm funny Ben, but I'm not stupid. Okay?

Y-AE1 AY1 AH0 M-IY0 F-AH1 N-IY0 B-EH1-N B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T-S T-UW1 P-AH0 D-OW2 K-EY1


Chloe? Hi..


Is this about me taking your watch?

IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 T-EY1 K-IH0 NG-Y-AO1 R-W-AA1-CH


You took my watch?


I'm sorry, I do that.


Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?

JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 K-IY1 P-IH1 T-L-IH1 S-AH0-N D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 T-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2 N-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH1-S


Oh no. I feel it isn't really anybody's business, y'know.

OW1 N-OW1 AY1 F-IY1 L-IH1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0-Z B-IH1 Z-N-AH0 S-IH1 K-N-OW0


Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.

OW1 W-AH1 N-AH1 DH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG HH-AA1 SH-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K-S DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 B-IY1 IH0 NG-R-IH1-NG S-AY2 D-M-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 F-EH1-K T-AH0 D-M-AY1 K-AA2-N S-AH0-N T-R-EY1 SH-AH0-N


Yeah. That-that was the problem.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T HH-AH0 T-W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


Excuse me, Doug?  Hey there sports fan!!

IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 D-AH1-G HH-EY1 DH-EH1-R-S P-AO1-R-T-S F-AE1-N


Bing! You got those numbers for me?

B-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T DH-OW1 Z-N-AH1-M B-ER0-Z F-AO1-R M-IY1


So you still in touch with anyone from high school?

S-OW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1 L-IH0-N T-AH1 CH-W-IH1 DH-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N F-R-AH1-M HH-AY1-S K-UW1-L


Umm. Well, there's Rachel, and umm, I think that's it. How bout you?

AH1 M-W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R Z-R-EY1 CH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AH1 M-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T HH-AW1 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1


Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know.

OW1 Y-AE1 AY1-S T-IH1-L HH-AE1 NG-W-IH1-DH S-IH1 M-AH0-N Z-AH0-N-D Z-AA1 N-AH0 IH1 K-N-OW0


I see Spindler a lot.

AY1 S-IY1-S P-IH1-N D-AH0 L-ER0 AH0 L-AA1-T


Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time.

D-IH0 V-EY1-N K-EH1 L-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 R-AH1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 G-OW1-L D-IY0 F-R-AH1-M T-AY1-M T-UW1 T-AY1-M


Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire, J.T., Beardsley.

S-T-IH1-K B-R-AW1-N S-AH1-L K-AA2 V-M-AH0 G-W-AY1-R JH-AH1 T-IY0 B-IH1-R-D Z-L-IY0


Is that all?


Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.

EH1 HH-IH1 K-N-OW0 AE1-F T-ER0 HH-AY1-S K-UW1 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IH1-N D-AH0 L-UW1-Z T-AH1 CH-OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 R-AE1 N-IH0-N T-UW1 R-IH1 CH-ER0-D D-AO1-R F-M-AH0-N


Ohh, how is he?


Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.

N-AA1-T S-OW1 G-UH1-D S-IH1 M-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-AY1 G-EY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 W-EH1 JH-IY0


Isn't he an architect now?

IH1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 AE1 N-AA1-R K-AH0 T-EH2-K T-N-AW1


Yeah, they still wear underwear.

Y-AE1 DH-EY1-S T-IH1 L-W-EH1 R-AH1-N D-ER0 W-EH2-R


So the Porsche guy took his car back.

S-OW1 DH-AH0 P-AO1-R SH-AH0 G-AY1 T-UH1-K HH-IH1-Z K-AA1-R B-AE1-K


But you found the keys to his clothes?

B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 F-AW1-N-D DH-AH0 K-IY1-Z T-UW1 HH-IH1-Z K-L-OW1-DH-Z


No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AH1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AH1-V-D DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1-T F-IY1-L Z-W-EH1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-K S-AY1 OW1 N-AH0 P-AO1-R SH-AH0


And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?

AH0-N-D P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-IH1-L TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 OW1 N-AH0 P-AO1-R SH-AH0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1 R-W-EH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 K-L-OW1-DH-Z


Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!

HH-EY1 M-OW1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-Z


Hey!


Oh! It's you.  Hi.


What about me?! You-you just said I could!

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-M-IY1 Y-UW1 Y-OW0 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1 D-AY1 K-UH1-D


I'm not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

IH1-M N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0 D-OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N F-AO1-R S-AY1 AH0-N-S F-IH1-K SH-AH0 N-R-AY1 T-ER0-Z


I can't believe you're not picking me.

AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T P-IH1 K-IH0-NG M-IY1


Hey, how can it


I'm not even… I'm not even

IH1-M N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-IH1-M N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0-N


Fine, y'know what, that's it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

F-AY1 N-IH1 K-N-OW0 W-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M N-AW1 AA1-N JH-OW1 IY0 AY1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 B-IY1 M-AY1 B-EH1-S T-M-AE1-N


Yes!  Shame about you man.

Y-EH1-S SH-EY1 M-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 M-AE1-N


Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.

HH-EY1 HH-IY0-S T-AE1 N-L-IY0 HH-EY1 HH-IY0 Y-UH1-R L-IY1 D-IH0-NG M-AE1 N-IH1-Z HH-IY1-R L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T T-UW1 W-ER1-K


Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down.

AH1-M S-L-AY1-T CH-EY1-N JH-AH1-V P-L-AE1-N Z-W-IY1-V SH-AH1-T D-AW1-N


Wh-what?! Why?!


It's a money thing, we don't have any.

IH1-T S-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0


You're kidding right?


No.


What?!


It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.

AY1 T-AH0-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-M P-ER0 EH2 R-IY0 W-ER0 HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M M-AO1-R M-AH1 N-IY0 S-UW1-N S-OW1 IH1-F K-UH1-D JH-AH1-S T-AH1 HH-AE1 NG-AW1-T


Uh, hang out?! How long?


I don't know.


Maybe two?


The money will turn up!

DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0 W-IH1-L T-ER1 N-AH1-P


People will always wanna invest in movies!

P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-IH1 L-AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-AA1 N-AH0 IH0-N V-EH1-S T-IH0-N M-UW1 V-IY0-Z


Hey, you're not rich are ya?

HH-EY1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-R-IH1 CH-AA1 R-Y-AA1


No!


Eh, worth a shot.  Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay?

EH1 W-ER1 TH-AH0 SH-AA1 T-L-UH1-K JH-OW1 IY0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 N-OW1 W-EH1 R-Y-UH1-R-S T-EY1 IH0 NG-OW2 K-EY1


Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani?

HH-EY1 P-AE1 L-AA1 R-Y-UW1 JH-OW1 IY0 T-R-IY0 B-IY0 AA1 N-IY0


Yeah.


These got left for ya.

DH-IY1-Z G-AA1 T-L-EH1-F-T F-AO1 R-Y-AA1


Thanks.   Congratulations on your big break.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N Z-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R B-IH1-G B-R-EY1-K


Rachel, do you have any muffins left?

R-EY1 CH-AH0-L D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 M-AH1 F-AH0-N Z-L-EH1-F-T


Yeah, I forget which ones.

Y-AE1 AY1 F-ER0 G-EH1 T-W-IH1 CH-W-AH1-N-Z


Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?

OW1 Y-UH1-R B-IH1 Z-IY0 TH-AE1-T S-OW1 K-EY1 IH1-L G-EH1 T-IH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 EH1-L S-W-AA1-N T-W-AH1-N


Hey.


Hey!


So how was Joan?


I broke up with her.


Don't tell me, because of the big nostril thing?

D-AA1-N-T T-EH1-L M-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-N-AA1-S T-R-IH0-L TH-IH1-NG


They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.

DH-EY1 W-ER0 HH-Y-UW1 JH-W-EH1-N SH-IY1 S-N-IY1-Z-D B-AE1-T-S F-L-UW1 AW1 T-AH1-V DH-EH1-M


Come on, they were not that huge.

K-AH1 M-AA1-N DH-EY1 W-ER0 N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T HH-Y-UW1-JH


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back; I could see her brain.

IH1-M T-EH1 L-IH0 N-Y-UW1 SH-IY1 L-IY1-N-D B-AE1 K-AY1 K-UH1-D S-IY1 HH-ER0 B-R-EY1-N


How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?

HH-AW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 P-ER1 F-AH0-K T-L-IY0 F-AY1 N-W-IH1 M-AH0 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 R-IH0 JH-EH1-K T-OW1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T S-UW2 P-ER0 F-IH1 SH-AH0 L-IH2-N S-IH0 G-N-Y-IH1 F-IH0 K-AH0-N-T TH-IH1-NG-Z


Hold it, hold it.


I gotta side with Chandler on this one.

AY1 G-AA1 T-AH0 S-AY1 D-W-IH1-DH CH-AE1-N D-L-ER0 AA1-N DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N


When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple.

W-EH1 N-AY1 F-ER1-S T-M-UW1-V-D T-UW1 DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 AY1 W-EH1-N T-AW1 T-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V T-AY1-M Z-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S G-ER1-L R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-T G-R-EY1-T K-IH1 S-ER0 B-AH1-T SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-AH0 B-IH1 G-AH0-S T-AE1 D-AH0-M Z-AE1 P-AH0-L


It made me nuts.


You or me?


I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-AH1 JH-OW1 IY0 W-IH1 M-AH0-N D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AE1 D-AH0-M Z-AE1 P-AH0-L-Z


You guys are messing with me, right?

Y-UW1 G-AY1 Z-AA1-R M-EH1 S-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 R-AY1-T


Yeah.


That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-UH1 D-W-AH1-N F-AO1 R-AH0 S-EH1 K-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-OW1