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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Thanks for moving the quotes from the Wikipedia page to here. However, in order to abide by the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License (the license permitted free use and reuse of Wiki-project content), we need to have the edit history from the original article. I've copied the history from the WP article to the talk page for the page here, but if you move any pages in the future, please be sure to include that. —LrdChaos 17:52, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Sorry about that. The next time this occurs, should I cut and paste the edit history to the talk page (as you have done), or is there another procedure I should follow? -- MisterHand 21:23, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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Regarding your message to me about Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Sorry about not including an edit summary when I moved this from Wikipedia. The next time this occurs, should I cut and paste the edit history to the talk page (as you have done), or is there another procedure I should follow? -- MisterHand 21:24, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Copying it to the talk page is basically all that needs to be done; technically, there's a "formal" transwiki process, but hardly anyone ever follows it, and virtually no one copies over the edit history, which is something I'm just starting to make sure of (and remind people about). —LrdChaos 23:45, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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Quills

Quills is a 2000 film based on a play that was inspired by the life and work of the Marquis de Sade.
 * Directed by Philip Kaufman. Written by Doug Wright.

There are no bad words... only bad deeds. (taglines)

Abbé de Coulmier

 * Your terrible secret revealed, you're a man after all.
 * You're not the Antichrist. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell.
 * I am not the first man God had asked to shed blood in his name. And I am not the last.
 * Listen to me Abbé, and listen well. I've stared into the face of evil and I've lived to tell the tale and now, I beg you, for your sake, let me write it down.

Marquis de Sade

 * Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
 * Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsy, so weak? For shame!
 * Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned - would you comdemn the Bible? I think not.
 * I didn't create this world of ours. I merely recorded it.
 * You've already stolen my heart... as well as a more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
 * Ah, you've come to read my trousers.
 * I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine. We're all lined up, waiting for the crunch of the blade... the rivers of blood are flowing beneath our feet... I've been to hell, young man, you've only read about it.
 * This monstrous God of yours? He strung up his son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me.
 * In order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man.
 * My glorious prose filtered through the minds of the insane. Who knows, they might improve it.

Madeleine LeClerc

 * Some things belong on paper, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.
 * If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life.
 * Don't come any closer, Abbe, God's watching.
 * You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?

Dr. Royer-Collard

 * You know how I define idealism, Monsieur Delbenet? Youth's final luxury.
 * You prefer a book to your husband's company? Well no wonder, I'm only flesh and blood - that's no match for the printed page!
 * If you're going to martyr yourself, do it for God, not a chambermaid.

Simone

 * Tell him I'm no fool, a prison's still a prison, even with Chinese silks and chandeliers.
 * I so admire men with an appetite for...books.

Dialogue

 * Madeleine LeClerc: How can we know who is good - and who is evil?
 * Abbé du Coulmier: All we can do is guard against our own corruption.

 * Abbé du Coulmier: It's not even a proper novel. It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. Frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. The characters are wooden, the dialogue is inane. Not to mention the repetition of words like "nipple" and "pikestaff".
 * Marquis de Sade: There I was taxed; it's true.
 * Abbé du Coulmier: And such puny scope. Nothing but the worst in man's nature.
 * Marquis de Sade: I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind. The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.
 * Abbé du Coulmier: But we also fall in love, we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well?

 * Madeleine LeClerc: Your publisher says I'm not to leave without another manuscript.
 * Marquis de Sade: I've just the story. It's the unhappy tale... of a virginal laundry lass. The darling of the lower wards where they entomb the criminally insane.
 * Madeleine LeClerc: Is it awfully violent?
 * Marquis de Sade: Most assuredly.
 * Madeleine LeClerc: Is it terribly erotic?
 * Marquis de Sade: Fiendishly so. But it comes with a price. A kiss for each page...

 * Abbé du Coulmier: There are certain things.... feelings.... we must not voice.
 * Madeleine LeClerc: Why?
 * Abbé du Coulmier: They incite us to act on what we should not.... cannot.

 * Renee Pelagie: Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
 * Dr. Royer-Collard: My schedule is not the subject to the whims of lunatics.
 * Renee Pelagie: I beg to differ, you work in a madhouse. Your every walking moment is governed by the insane.

 * Renee Pelagie: If you cure him, I mean really cure him, harness the beast that rages his soul.

 * Renee Pelagie: Can I impart to you his cruelest trick?
 * Dr. Royer-Collard: Of course.
 * Renee Pelagie: Once, long ago in the folly of youth, he made me love him.

 * Abbé du Coulmier: You are not to entertain visitors in your quarters.
 * Marquis de Sade: I'm entertaining you now, aren't I?
 * Abbé du Coulmier: Yes, but I'm not a beautiful young prospect ripe for corruption.
 * Marquis de Sade: Don't be so sure.

 * Prouix, the Architect: Madame, how could you- have you actually read this volume?
 * Simone: I've memorized it. Would you like me to recite?
 * Prouix, the Architect: There comes a time in a young lady's life when she has to cast books aside, and learn from experience.
 * Simone: That, Monsieur, requires a teacher.

 * Simone: Sign it quickly, then you can ravish me again in the linens for which he so dearly paid.
 * Prouix, the Architect: And then I beg you, on the bearskin rug in his study. And finally, as a crowning gesture, we'll leave puddles of love on the Peruvian marble.

 * Abbé du Coulmier: But why must you indulge in his pornography?
 * Madeleine LeClerc: It's a hard day's wages slaving away for madmen, what I've seen in life - it takes a lot to hold my interest.

 * Dr. Royer-Collard: I won't sully my hands with him.
 * Marquis de Sade: Nor should you. That's the first rule of politics, isn't it? The man who drops the execution never drops the blade.

 * Madeleine LeCleric: It's a sin against God for me to refuse your kindness. But my heart's held fast here-
 * Abbé du Coulmier: By whom? The Marquis?
 * Madeleine LeCleric: Mother's not half so blind as you.

 * Abbé du Coulmier: An innocent child is dead.
 * Marquis de Sade: So many authors are denied the gratification of of a concrete response to their work. I am blessed.

 * Dr. Royer-Collard: Will you sleep sound tonight?
 * Abbé du Coulmier: No. Put frankly, I never expect to sleep again.

Taglines

 * There are no bad words... only bad deeds.
 * Meet the Marquis de Sade. The pleasure is all his.

Major cast

 * Geoffrey Rush - Marquis de Sade
 * Kate Winslet - Madeleine LeClerc
 * Joaquin Phoenix - Abbe du Coulmier
 * Michael Caine - Dr. Royer-Collard
 * Billie Whitelaw - Madame LeClerc
 * Amelia Warner - Simone

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John Frusciante

John Anthony Frusciante (born 5 March 1970) was the guitarist of the Californian band Red Hot Chili Peppers, with whom he has featured on five studio recordings (Mother's Milk, Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Californication, By The Way, and Stadium Arcadium), two greatest hits packages (What Hits!? and Greatest Hits) and two live albums (Live In Hyde Park and Live At Slane Castle). He also has an active solo career, having released eight albums as well as collaborations with friends Josh Klinghoffer of The Bicycle Thief and Dot Hacker, Omar Rodriguez Lopez from The Mars Volta and Joe Lally of Fugazi.

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 * We have the ability to change our own reality.

 * Sexual frustration is the single most powerful force in the world. We are the only species where that frustration affects things like the amount of money given to the poor and the length of welfare lines. I hate that the fact that George Bush's wife is an ugly old piece of shit could cause suffering among millions and could cause wars. I don't think it's any coincidence that Kennedy was the last president who had a wife worth fucking and he was the last good president.
 * Spin Magazine Interview, Feb, 1990, http://www.invisible-movement.net/articles/1988-1992/1990-02-spin/2

 * Pot put me in a position where I could walk far away from my playing and hear it in the second person. It helped me step away from myself. I stopped seeing the guitar as a thing I'm holding in my hands and started seeing it as a thing that's at one with outer space and nothingness.
 * High Times Magazine, July, 1995, http://www.invisible-movement.net/articles/1993-1997/1995-07-hightimes

 * I can't say that I'm crazy, you know, about watching this. I don't like the person who I was back at this time, and-and, uh... I think I had all my priorities in the wrong places and I think if I were to spend to much time playin guitar as I did picking out stupid shorts and stupid hats and stupid, you know, overcoats, I would've... I would've been able to write some good songs, you know? I can't watch this version of myself and be at all happy about it. I want to... I want to strangle myself when I see this video. I was 18 years old. 18-year-old that deserved to be slapped upside his head.
 * On "Higher Ground" video audio commentary - Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Videos

 * I guess this is the first time in a video that I ever showed my arms since my arms have been scarred, 'cause my arms are-are pretty badly scarred. I guess people are always wondering so I might as well say that, um, that the way that my arms got the way that they look, um, is was from abcesses, which came from shooting huge amounts of drugs. The results could have been a lot worse, so I'm happy to have the scars from a period of my life where I was living destructively, just as a... as a sign of what I've been through. And, uh, these days, I-I'm, you know, being healthy and taking care of my body is so important to me. But looking at it here, is seems like my arms have gotten better since then, so... That's nice to see.
 * On "Californication" video audio commentary - Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Videos

 * Pagers are my life--I try to get them in to our music as much as possible.
 * On "By The Way" Documentary

 * Well, I don't even know how to drive in this life, so I'm pretty far from ever having the life of being a stuntdouble. I liked- I had an Evil Knievel doll when i was a kid, that's about it!
 * On "By The Way" Documentary

 * A child has this relationship to a creative force, you know? Yeah, your parents gradually, you know, they gradually shove your face in the concrete, and so do your teachers and school system and…everything’s working against you, but…but…but the force of creativity nature is not working against you - it’s right there for you, at any time! You just…you know, you just have to be ready not to judge yourself and to be open to whatever’s gonna come through you and to-to be ready to not…to not…eeeh to not judge what comes through, but be alright with it, whatever it is, cause it’s just the universe of expressing yourself.
 * On "The Heart is a Drum Machine" Documentary

 * I think any music of any worth has been done by people who were very interested in the internal process of their soul and their mind that's taking place while they're writing music.
 * On "The Heart is a Drum Machine" Documentary

Niandra Lades and Usually Just a T-Shirt (1994)

 * In your pussy I'm cumming And I love you, and always had to Thank God I found you
 * As Can Be
 * The curtains were made for moving Cause you know sometimes you're not always there
 * Curtains
 * I've been in pain hope it doesn't show I've been insane well the time is slow
 * Been Insane
 * You’re pushing me away to decay like the day that I loved
 * Untitled #3
 * I've never been very smart but I connect you with your shadow
 * Untitled # 11

To Record Only Water for Ten Days (2000)

 * I fail to do What I'm trying I've been these walls And everyone who dies Hears other times
 * In Rime

 * All around they is to feel and watch you they make patterns to peel the sound
 * Moments Have You

 * You don't throw your life away Going Inside You get to know who's watching you And besides you resides in your body
 * Going Inside

 * Dream that you died It takes you out of your mind The black walls of space Take me all the way
 * Wind Up Space

Shadows Collide with People (2004)

 * You know this moment in time Is all my life Every day is each day that's passed Every person alive is everyone's who's died
 * Every Person

 * I guide my fate And what it's good for There's no telling It's blood It's a flood
 * The Slaughter

 * Dedicating all of before to now emphasizing these things that won't allow
 * Omission

 * I have seen the world enough I've drowned in my thoughts alot I canceled heaven I concede
 * Wednesday's song

The Empyrean (2009)

 * Well, I don't need protection One life begins, another dies Bad timing I won't last
 * Heaven

 * I'm dreading the time that is not near As a man on a cross I have no fear I can't believe these words I'm saying You've got to feel your lines
 * Central

 * A slave in the fields one night He's running along Gets far enough to be a free man And he's feeling so strong
 * Ah Yom

 * Everything is eternal Nothingness does not exist No thing has ever become nothing And nothing has never become something What is has always been and will always be
 * After the Ending

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Robert Smith (musician)

Robert James Smith (born April 21, 1959) is a guitarist, vocalist and songwriter. He has been the lead singer and driving force behind British post-punk band The Cure since its founding in 1976.

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 * A couple of years ago, we went to Eurodisney. That too was bearable, although it was a bit weird when Mickey Mouse came to ask for an autograph. (Humo Magazine, 2000)

 * But everyone I know reaches a point where they throw out their arms and go beserk for a while; otherwise you never know what your limits are. I was just trying to find mine. (Guitar Player magazine 1992)

 * I could write songs as bad as Wham's if I really felt the urge to, but what's the point? (The Hit magazine 1985)

 * I don't think of death in a romantic way anymore. (L'Express newspaper 2000)

 * I don't understand this obsession with banging out records. What a stupid attitude! Like the world is holding its breath waiting for the next Cure album. It isn't. (Papermag Paper Daily 1996)

 * I have a bag full of words, and when one of us comes up with a good piece of music, I look in the bag to see if anything there will fit. If nothing does, I sit down and try to put down on paper what the music makes me feel; very rarely will a piece of writing inspire a piece of music. (CANOE 1996)

 * I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier. (The Hit magazine 1985)

 * I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap. (Spin magazine 1987)

 * I think we're in the Top 10 most bootlegged bands in history according to a web-poll. Pretty much every show we ever do is bootlegged, but it's very rare that one is of good enough quality to be listened to by anything other than the most fanatical people though I suppose only fanatical people buy bootlegs. (X-Press magazine 2000)

 * I wake up and look at myself and think, 'yuck!'. (MTV)

 * I wouldn't want to think people doted on us, hung on every word, or wanted to look like us. (Trouser Press 1980)

 * I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anyway. [A soccer reference] (Alternative Press)

 * I've always spent more time with a smile on my face than not, but the thing is, I don't write about it. (Rolling Stone magazine 1997)

 * I've experienced such extremes both in the band and in my personal life, feelings that last for just a few seconds at a time, that it's like a drug. After a while, when they're not there you notice the absence of it and nothing seems real anymore and nothings quite sharp enough or focused enough. (Spin magazine 1989)

 * Jimi Hendrix changed my life. Each generation influences the following one and as a consequence brings it back to the past. (L'Express newspaper 2000)

 * Most of the time I'm a professional idiot. I really don't care about what other people think, which can be a bad thing. (The Hit magazine 1985)

 * No, come to think of it, I don't think the Cure will end, but I can make up an ending if you want me to. (Spin magazine 1989)

 * Originally I was going to take perverse satisfaction in making a depressing album. (Spin magazine 1989)

 * Refusing to grow up is like refusing to accept your limitations. That's why I don't think we'll ever grow up. (Melody Maker magazine 1992)

 * The Cure, is the kind of band that wanders in and out of the mainstream's gaze. (The Boston Globe newspaper 1997)

 * There have been very few virtuosos in the history of the group, but there have been a lot of really nice people. The Cure backstage is a notoriously fun-filled zone. (JAM TV)

 * There is a reason for me always shoe-gazing. I simply can't look into the eyes of several thousand people. (Toronto Sun newspaper)

 * They may not like us, but they can't get away from knowing who we are. (Spin magazine 1988)

 * If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’m going to eat meat; that’s how much I hate Morrissey. (Q, May 1989)

 * We wouldn't have been able to handle the fame if it would've hit us all of the sudden. When I was young I always dreamed of having a group that was adored by few and ignored by the rest of the world, like Nick Drake. Fortunately, when we became famous, I had no time to reflect upon anything anymore. (De Standaard newspaper 2001)

 * What we do attracts to a certain type of people. I don't think age has anything to do with it: either you get into it or you don't. You can be 16 or 60 and you will like us or not depending on your sensibilities. (X-Press Magazine, Australia, September 2000)

 * You know, the Internets made us more aware of what people think about us. (3RRR radio 2000)

 * It's really weird but my parents used to tell me I could do anything I wanted to. I used to say, 'Well, what if I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon?" and my dad used to say, 'If you really want to you can'. I used to think he was talking absolute rubbish, particularly when I was 21 and he was still saying that. But in a way it really stuck with me cos my dad ended up doing exactly what he wanted to do. To an outside point of view he's totally conformed, he's had a family and four kids but he's only ever done things that made him genuinely happy. "He jacked in his job cos it made him unhappy and he didn't want to compromise his entire life just for the sake of carrying it through. It's very admirable, that quality, and I think it's very rare in people. Most people feel so conditioned, so oppressed by everything that goes on around them that they just give in. You have to refuse to give in. (Melody Maker, March 7th 1992)

 * I got very frustrated when I was reading so-called classic books or films, or listening to underground music which is trying to tell you something. it´s all nonsense, and it´s disillusioning. So it would be a paradox for me to then decide I´m going to communicate something. (Sounds, August 24, 1985)

 * I used to go out with Severin a lot to dance clubs but we wouldn't dance. It'd be more like take drugs and try to get to the toilet which would usually take about two hours...we became good friends but we were never really good for each other. Our friendship was based entirely on altered states. Whenever we went out together I would never come home until the next day. Mary hated it. (Faith, 1983)

 * If I were offered the title [a knighthood] I would tell them to stick it up in their arses" (The FIB 2002)

 * The fun thing is something people always miss out on with us. It's been brilliant making this album, but even as far back as Faith or Pornography we were still having a good crack. People would see me and Simon laughing and drinking ourselves unconscious together and they couldn't understand how we could be like that and still be in this angst-ridden band. But it's easy to be like that -- it's what being little, being a child, is all about. When you're grown up, you can't do it cos' you think about it too much. (Melody Maker, March 7, 1992)

 * We never became a mainstream band. It's kind of like we've bridged two worlds, or fallen between two stools, between alternative and mainstream. To a lot of mainstream programmers, The Cure is still a bit too weird. To an alternative programmer, sometimes we're a bit too mainstream. Sometimes we've benefited from that and sometimes we've kind of suffered. I actually enjoy that kind of position because I think it reflects what the band does (CMJ, December 1999)

 * I love the anonymity of being Mr Smith. If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith (Q 2000)

 * If the world could outlaw religion for one year you'd be surprised how much better the world would be. (Music Planet 2Nite, 2001)

 * A lot of journalists give me a hard time about how I look, but I've never met a journalist I'd rather look like. And it's not just a performance thing. I don't drive around the countryside in full makeup because it would scare the animals, but I've been wearing makeup since I was a teenager, after I saw Bowie wearing it on Top of the Pops. I immediately borrowed someone's older sister's makeup and put it on. I loved how odd it made me look, and the fact that it upset people. You put on eyeliner and people start screaming at you. How strange, and how marvellous.
 * Quoted in Grant Smithies, "Close encounter with Robert Smith", Sunday Star-Times (July 29, 2007)

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Mike Patton

Michael Allan Patton (born January 27, 1968) is an American musician, best known as the lead singer of the band Faith No More.

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 * I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs and pasted them together. Another one, I was just driving around and there was a piece of paper on the ground, so I stole it.
 * Guitar Magazine, September 1992.

 * Puffy's the only guy who's jealous. "All drummers want to be singers. I think it's a myth that the singer needs to be the focus. Bands perpetuate that myth. With somebody like Sebastian Bach it makes sense. Look at him. He could be in an Avon ad.
 * Guitar Magazine, September 1992.

 * It's (RV) about a slob sitting around who doesn't do anything. I kind of identify with it.
 * Guitar Magazine, September 1992.

 * Big Jim is over and out, as far as I am concerned.
 * "Dangerous Jokers" - (Nieuwe Revu, 17-24 May 1995)

 * Trey Spruance didn't want to tour for ages. And Dean Menta has always been our guitar-roadie during Angel Dust, and I remember him playing fantastically during soundchecks. During each gig, he was watching from the side of the stage, seeing Big Jim play stuff that he could play better.
 * "Dangerous Jokers" - (Nieuwe Revu, 17-24 May 1995)

 * There's a lot of positive stuff to say about him... Why can't I think of any now? (laughs) Oh, here's something positive: Big Jim's best trait of character was that he has always been himself... which was his worst trait of character at the same time.
 * "Dangerous Jokers" - (Nieuwe Revu, 17-24 May 1995)

 * Oh, have you seen Beavis and Butt-Head when they watch one of our videos and Beavis goes: 'These guys sound just like the Chili Peppers?' As if I haven't heard that one before!"
 * "Dangerous Jokers" - (Nieuwe Revu, 17-24 May 1995)

 * Recently, a girl chained herself to me with hand-cuffs after a gig, just because I refused to talk to her. I politely declined, though. I am a well-bred boy. I don't want to be too specific, but... it got pretty ugly.
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 * Despite the aural onslaught, King (For A Day) is not an assault I think it's us being us, more than anything. I think we finally had the resources to be us on this record.
 * "Faith No More" - (CMJ New Music Monthly, April 1995)

 * Revenge is good. I think revenge is healthy too, and if you can use music in that way, a sort of therapeutic way for yourself, it can't do any harm. So if King (For A Day...Fool For A Lifetime) is angry in any way, it's angry in a random, chaotic, healthy way. Like the guy who goes into a building, shoots a bunch of holes in the wall and then leaves. He didn't kill anybody.
 * "Faith No More" - (CMJ New Music Monthly, April 1995)

 * We just wanna be the happy bums that we are. That's all.
 * "Faith No More" - (CMJ New Music Monthly, April 1995)

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Phil Hartman

Philip Edward Hartmann (24 September 1948 – 28 May 1998), better known as Phil Hartman, was a Canadian-born American graphic artist, writer, actor, voice artist and comedian.

On Saturday Night Live

 * Phil Hartman [singing]: I hide behind these wigs and this make-up, but tonight, I'm gonna let myself shine through. They're gonna see the real Phil Hartman, TONIGHT!
 * Steve Martin: I wouldn't do that, Phil.
 * Phil Hartman: Okay.

 * [narrating "Sex" by Madonna on tape] I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror when I'm undressing, and wonder what it would look like without any hair.

As Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

 * Your world frightens and confuses me.
 * Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know. My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

More Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

 * Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?
 * Stewardess: Sorry sir, the head steward said you already had enough.
 * Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: But she don't understand, I need this drink. I'm a caveman and I'm frightened by your strange flying machine, so get me another Dewars and water, pronto.
 * Stewardess: Sorry sir.
 * Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Listen, I'll sue you and your WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE!

 * Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc?
 * Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: (on cellphone) I'm sorry your honor, I was listening to the magic voices coming out of your modern invention.

Lionel Hutz

 * Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.
 * Marge: Is that bad?
 * Lionel: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
 * Marge: You did?
 * Lionel: Yeah...if you replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"...

 * Lionel: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.

 * Lionel: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.
 * Marge: Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.
 * Lionel: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.

 * Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
 * Marge: But we did win.
 * Lionel: That's okay. The box is empty.

 * Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night; the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Troy McClure

 * Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and Here Comes the Metric System!. Today I will be your narrator in this sex-ed film called Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What.

 * Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".

 * Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help films as "Smoke Yourself Thin!" and "Get Confident, Stupid!".

 * Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

 * Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".

 * Troy: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders, your car unfortunately will be subject to repeated break-ins and... [Fades]
 * Homer: What'd he say? What about my car?

 * Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
 * Dr Nick: Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody.
 * Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick.

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Moonlight Mile (film)

Moonlight Mile is a 2002 film about a couple who are due to be married, when the bride is gunned down 3 days after she and her fiance call off the wedding. It follows her fiance and parents as they cope with her death and try to get themselves back on track.
 * Written and directed by Brad Silberling.

In life and love, expect the unexpected.

Joe Nast

 * I'm sorry, I can't, I can't do this. It didn't happen. We loved each other, we broke it off. If I don't-Jesus, if I don't say this now, it'll never-she'll never be a part of this. What are we-what are we doing here? I don't even-I don't even know this guy. She-she didn't even know this guy. What's he got to do with her? I don't-look, you asked me to bring her in the room, and she's not here-she's not. And whatever happens here, whatever happens to this guy, she's not here. And the only way that you're gonna bring her in here is with the truth. I don't know-I don't know what else to say. You just tell me what to say, and I swear, I'll try, but if you want her, you got to keep it honest. You have to understand that Diana had this thing, this way of bringing out the real in people, not just the best, you know-their honesty. And I guess she's doing it again now cause there's no way I'd be sitting here saying these things I can't believe are coming out of my mouth. It was Diana who finally had the courage. *She* was the one who told *me* that I didn't want to go through with it. And I guess she's-she's doing it again, cause all of this-all of this is everything that she wouldn't want. She wasn't a bride-to-be. She wasn't a victim. She was strong and real and messed up and wickedly honest, just like her mother. And if I sit here trying to paint it any other way, I... Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just-I thought-I thought that if I could just... paint the pictures that you needed, you know, that... that somehow... that somehow you'd bring these people some peace, finally, and they'd have their daughter back, or... But, uh... that's not how she'd wanna be. The truth is hard. Sometimes it looks so wrong, you know-the color's off, the style's wrong, but I guess it-I guess it's where the good one's live.
 * [to himself, as he issneaking out through the bedroom window] What are you, 16?
 * She was strong and real and messed up and wickedly honest... just like her mother.
 * The truth is hard. Sometimes it looks so wrong, y'know. The color's off, the style's wrong, but I guess... I guess it's where the good ones live.
 * I lost my friend.
 * [voiceover] Dear Bertie, You asked me before where I went. And I want to tell you. I went to a place where nothing's right, where every moment's backwards, every sky's without colour, without hope. I tried to come back, Bertie. But I got lost. And while I was gone, I met you. And I didn't even have the courage to realize I was home. A wise friend of mine told me "we all have our homes", and now I know it's true. I hope you get this letter, Bertie. I figure I got 75 chances. Cause if you do you'll know that in the end, that's where I was. I found home, Bertie. I found you. I hope you can find your's soon. Get there - as fast as you can. And write me when you do. Love, Joe.
 * [speaking to Bertie as she cries with her face turned away from him] Please let me see you. I want to see you.

Jo Jo Floss

 * I don't know where she is. Everybody says that they do. But I don't know. And I'm scared for my baby. And it's killing me 'cause not knowing, and I - I can't. I just can't. I can't - do anything.
 * Now, I've been hearing so much shit lately, so much fluff, I've started to lose sight of her already, and... a phrase like "filled with goodness" actually passed through my mind today.
 * I love you, Joseph.
 * When I go to bed at night I do 4 things. I drop my robe, slide under the sheets, turn on my left side and stick out my ass. That's it. That's the signal. I just - I back it right up there because I know when I do, no matter how cold the damn thing is, no matter how difficult it might feel, no matter how desperately we want to kill each other it's gonna be met by this warm body on the other side that's gonna hold it. Two arms that... wrap around, pull me out of my head, quiet the voices, save me from myself... without ever having to ask. Every night, 31 years. Every night there's my ass and every night... he never lets me down. [pause] You find your home, and it may not be what you thought - you know; colour's off, style's wrong... but there it is anyway and to hell with you if you can't take a joke. [pause] You find your home. Ben's mine.

Bertie

 * [to Ben and Jo-Jo] We've never actually met. I'm your route manager. I helped Joe here do some bin diving, dig up your invites. Really excellent paper selection. [pause] I... I'm sorry we couldn't complete the postal cycle for you.
 * Oh shit, I gotta pee!

Dialogue

 * [Jo Jo is throwing self help books into a fire]
 * Ben Floss: Those were gifts.
 * Jo Jo Floss: "Grieving for Grownups"?
 * Ben Floss: They're supposed to be helpful.
 * Jo Jo Floss: Please. THIS is helpful.
 * [Throws another book into the fire]

 * [Bertie and Joe start slow dancing to the Rolling Stones' "Moonlight Mile"]
 * Joe Nast: What did I do?
 * Bertie: You played my song.

 * June Mulcahey: [referring to Diana's death] He didn't tell me that you were...still tied up in all that?
 * Joe Nast: Really?
 * June Mulcahey: No.
 * Joe Nast: Well, you know, it was kind of a deal, the whole thing. The clean-up alone took days. You'd be amazed at what a mess a high-caliber weapon can make, an in a restaurant, all those little pieces of - all of - well anyway, let's just say it was pretty time-consuming. Then you got the whole burial to deal with. This whole coffin business - much more complicated than people think. Standard sizes? Dream on! Had to custom-fit the whole deal. Had a tailor come out, do her size right then and there. Do you know how hard it is to have a tailor come out to do house calls? And on a school night? I mean [laughs] this is pulling teeth, you know what I'm saying? And then, you know, of course you got the house to deal with, and that's a whole other ordeal, you know? Cause who wants her stuff around, right? I mean, that's a valuable room, why waste it? So, you slog through that and, yeah, next thing you know a couple of weeks have gone by and your thinking to yourself "Man oh man, am I still tied up with all this? Where did the time go?"

 * Joe Nast: [at the post office] I think you have some mail here.
 * Bertie: You think?

 * Mike Mulcahey: Joe, what kind of man do you take me for? Prisoner of History?
 * Joe Nast: Not on appearance?
 * Mike Mulcahey: Mired in - in convention or...
 * Joe Nast: Uh... I'm guessing "no"?
 * Mike Mulcahey: Joe, we are brothers. I'm younger than you are. I'm a man of your time. What do we brother's lack?
 * Joe Nast: So - uh, so many things?
 * Mike Mulcahey: One thing!... one...time!

 * Bertie: You think if you just run around fast enough, figure out what everyone wants, no one's gonna notice what a coward you are? Are you that scared? - You sleep in that house, eat their food... you act like everyday's just another Sunday...You think if you just keep it up, these people won't notice their daughter's missing?
 * Joe Nast: What are we doing that's so different? - Lend a hand, Bertie! There's not a body in that bar that thinks Cal McGinnis is ever coming home! [pause] You think I don't know that you're never gonna make room in your life for someone who want's to know you better than 60 lousy percent?
 * Joe Nast: It's the last 40 that counts!
 * Bertie: [whispers] Where'd you go, Joe?
 * [Bertie walks out, slamming door behind her]
 * Joe Nast: I'm... right here.

 * Jo Jo Floss: You never smoked did you, Joe?
 * Joe Nast: No.
 * Jo Jo Floss: Diana said you had sweet breath - the very first thing she told me... At least the girl had her priorities straight. [pause] Joe, what do you think you're gonna do... without our girl?
 * Joe Nast: Jo-Jo, I have no idea.
 * Jo Jo Floss: Promise you'll let me know when you do. [pause] Of course, I'd like you to remain celibate for the rest of your life, but it's negotiable.

 * Bertie: So, did you ever see that "Lucy" episode where she's in this big vat stomping grapes, making wine?... I feel like that everytime I cimb in. I pretend I'm in Italy [Bertie and Joe get into the mail bin] Feeling Italian?
 * Joe Nast: Uh - no, not just yet.
 * Bertie: Give it a sec.

 * Bertie: So, did you come back for that drink?
 * Joe Nast: [chuckles] No, the dancing, actually.

 * Joe Nast: That song at the bar, that was yours?
 * Bertie: He never actually heard it... but...
 * Joe Nast: ...But he knew you pretty well?
 * Bertie: About 60%

 * June Mulcahey: Must keep you very busy. You must value your free time.
 * Joe Nast: Free time?
 * June Mulcahey: You know- going out, recreation.
 * Joe Nast: I - uh, not of late, no.
 * June Mulcahey: No?
 * Joe Nast: Yeah. Lately I've been a little, preoccupied.
 * June Mulcahey: [smiling] Oh, I see. Other interests.
 * Joe Nast: My fiance's death.

 * Jo Jo Floss: I'm doing an accounting, the real her, the Diana facts. [reading from a piece of paper] "Number 92- laughed like a pig. Full-throated, nasal snorts". Huh? I mean, this is the stuff! Fuck the perfume, give me the warts! [pause] You.
 * Joe Nast: [chuckles] Ew. Those really ratty sandals she always loved to wear. They always made this incredible farting sound everytime she moved.

 * Bertie: So, commercial real-estate?
 * Joe Nast: Commercial real-estate.
 * Bertie: What the hell does that mean?
 * Joe Nast: [laughing] I have no idea.
 * Bertie: And this is what you want to do?
 * Joe Nast: Not really.
 * Bertie: Oh, and what do you want to do?
 * Joe Nast: I want to figure out what I want to do.
 * Bertie: So you're kind of in "Escrow" at the moment?... real-estate term.
 * Joe Nast: Yeah, I recognized that one.

Cast

 * Jake Gyllenhaal — Joe Nast
 * Dustin Hoffman — Ben Floss
 * Susan Sarandon — Jojo Floss
 * Ellen Pompeo — Bertie Knox
 * Holly Hunter — Mona Camp
 * Richard Messing — Rabbi
 * Mary Ellen Trainor — Mrs. Meyerson
 * Richard Fancy — Mr. Meyerson

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Penn Radio

Penn Radio is a radio program on Free FM hosted by Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau.

On Loving Your Job

 * (During an episode of Layperson Penn, Penn explained to a caller about the danger of staying in a job you don't really like.}

 * PENN: The first thing you do when you get a job (you don't love) is to start trying to get another one. Until you work for yourself and are happy in your job, you are constantly trying. I always believe that once you're doing ok (in a job you don't like), it is best to put a gun to your head. When we first started doing Penn and Teller, the rule that I made with Teller is that we would not take a job outside of show business. There's this big problem that happens is...if you've got a job you don't like, you get addicted to it. I would say, get your expenses as low as you can. save as much money as you can and then really...on good terms, nice to everybody, quit the job so that your job can become, 24 hours a day, finding a job that is really fulfilling. Do not make this mistake that many people make (which is to say), "Well, I don't like my job very much, but I'll spend the money I make there to make myself happier." Live more spartan, cheaper...so that you can get enough money that you can take 3 or 4 weeks to find another job, and then quit. Because it's very hard to find another job (when you already have one), and if a job's not going to get better, you've got to get out before you're addicted. Because if you don't, they'll raise your pay a little bit, you'll get a little nicer car, you'll get a little nicer apartment, you'll start (going out and) living for the weekends, and that is what you do NOT want to do. "If you want to be happy for an hour, go fishing. If you want to be happy for a week, get married. If you want to be happy forever, love what you're doing for a job." I absolutely believe that. That cliche that I tried to quote...you get the basic idea.

 - Original air date November 17, 2006.

On Living Your Childhood Dreams
PENN: When I was twelve years old, I would sit around with my friends and say "If I had a lot of money, you know what I'd do?" and I can't remember any of it. If it was like a truck of Snickers bars or something, I could afford that now. I can't remember it, so if you happen to be twelve years old and you listen to this show, and you think about "Boy, if I had a million dollars, you know what I'd do?" WRITE IT DOWN!!! Or put it in a file or something. Or email it to yourself with a delay that it gets to you in 30 years, so if you have that money you can pay off the debt to the twelve year old boy. Cause I think you owe that...

There's other promises I made to myself when I was twelve that I've tried to keep, but I can't remember the money ones. But I guess, you know, where I live, I live in a place that looks like a prison. Have a fire pole, you know. I have a sex dungeon. What more do you need to make a twelve year old boy happy?

 - Original air date April 14, 2006.

Great Goudeau Quotes
Michael Goudeau has an almost precognitive ability to know exactly when Penn is going to be silent for one single blessed second and then jumps in with a brilliant rejoinder. Sometimes crisp and detached, sometimes beleaguered, his humor packs a lot of comedic punch with an economy of words -- an economy no doubt learned while trying to accomplish what seems the near impossible: being a verbal partner to Penn Jillette.

Below is a growing list of some of Goudeau's wit:

On working the worst show ever in Vegas

 * MICHAEL: (after being fired from a juggling gig) It takes three months to get a job as a juggler. I got another job in the worst show ever. The funny part is I had been to this terrible show at the Lady Luck. I had been to this terrible show and it was the worst show ever. And then a friend of mine came on in the spot and it was the spot where everyone in the audience went "this is the worst show ever! I'm going to kill myself. Now who is this jerk?" You know what I mean? That's when they introduced him. And three weeks later I found myself in that spot. That was awful.
 * PENN: You were awful too?
 * MICHAEL: No no. I actually tricked them. I said "Can I go on before the show and do about five minutes of juggling comedy to warm up. I'm working on some new material." They said "yeah, okay." Thinking it was some kind of bonus. So I went out and did my five minutes of getting real laughs. And then when they brought me back on, it was still the point where you went "this is the worst show ever. Well, at least this guy is back."

 - Original air date June 29, 2006.

On women with a circus clown fetish

 * (Michael reveals he worked as a clown with Ringling Brothers for two years and after long last he finally got the smell of elephant out of his clothes. He traveled via a special circus train and each clown had their own 6' x 3' room on the train. Penn reveals Ringling offered him a contract which he turned down.)
 * PENN: You gave me a piece information that I did not have when they offered me a contract. And I don't want to get too morning shock jock zoo. If we're going to be morning zoo we're going to be BBQ zoo. You told me that there are women, attractive women, who have a fetish for men in clown makeup. Did you tell me that?
 * MICHAEL: I did tell you that.
 * PENN: You want to tell me more?
 * MICHAEL: I can't elaborate on that. I hate to ruin that secret pact that I have.
 * PENN: But you told me that...
 * MICHAEL: Women show up at the circus looking for clowns.
 * PENN: And you had sex with complete strangers, who didn't care at all about you.
 * MICHAEL: Does this have to go on the web site?
 * PENN: This is part of the shrine. You had sex. You said you'd walk out behind where the circus was... what city was it? Maybe she's listening. Maybe she'll call in.
 * MICHAEL: I don't know.
 * PENN: Was it more than once?
 * MICHAEL: I was young. It was a wild time.
 * PENN: You're just a young guy with a lot of makeup on.
 * MICHAEL: It was pre-STD, big problem days. We were wild clowns. I was 19. I had $100 a week. If I could get lunch out of a girl, I was going on a date.
 * PENN: But this was a complete stranger? Right? Did you ever know her name?
 * MICHAEL: I'm sure I did at the time.
 * PENN: Okay but how long was the entire relationship?
 * MICHAEL: Err... several hours.
 * PENN: You are so cool. The whole time you were in clown makeup?
 * MICHAEL: Yes.
 * PENN: With the wig?
 * MICHAEL: No. Not with the wig. The wig is too itchy. I have to say I draw the line somewhere in my sexual activities. And the wig has to come off.
 * PENN: So it was you with your regular hair, the floppy Michael Goudeau hair, and then you had your big clown makeup on.
 * MICHAEL: Red nose.
 * PENN: Were you having sex in the little train car?
 * MICHAEL: The funny thing about the train car, if you had a date, the bed folds up into the wall. So, at the point when things looked as though they would progress, you had to talk the woman into leaving the room, so that you could fold down the bed. Which of course alerted every other clown on the clown car -- there are 30 clowns on this train car -- if you were standing in the hallway just chatting with a woman while you folded down the bed.
 * PENN: That's the life!

 - Original air date January 6, 2006.

On PlayPumps

 * (Penn discusses 50Lanterns.org and Michael proposes something he thinks is cooler.)
 * MICHAEL: ...this is a guy who has designed children's playground equipment to pump water. So you can install this out in Ethiopia, where the guy should be digging the wells, and let kids play on it and it fills up the water for the town.
 * PENN: Now is this is an idea that people are actually doing? Or is this a Michael Goudeau whackjob idea like BBQ covers?
 * MICHAEL: No, this is... people are doing this! It fills a 30 foot high tank with water while the children play on their playground equipment.
 * PENN: Do you have a URL on it, since you're reading off your computer?
 * MICHAEL: I don't
 * PENN: You don't? What do you mean you don't?
 * MICHAEL: I have an article about it at SoJourners magazine, sorry.
 * PENN: Really, but theres... you don't have a URL, did you look for playpump, did you go do a search?
 * MICHAEL: PlayPump! Play dash Pump dot com!
 * PENN: You did find it!
 * MICHAEL: No I'm just kinda making that up..
 * PENN: Don't say the wrong... hahaa... don't give out wrong URL's out on the air. What is wrong with you? You've been crazy these past weeks.
 * MICHAEL: I don't know what's happened.
 * PENN: You've gone nuts.
 * MICHAEL: I have.
 * PENN: Yeah you've just gone wacky. There's nothing here about... Oh wait a minute, water journal, case study, round-about, outdoor.. playpump...
 * MICHAEL: PLAYPUMPS DOT ORG!
 * PENN: No it's not is it...
 * MICHAEL: IT IS! YEEHOOO!
 * PENN: Is there a dash there?
 * MICHAEL: There's no dash.
 * PENN: There's no dash...

 - Original air date April 10, 2006.

On giving money to the homeless

 * (Penn is talking about a law in Las Vegas to make it illegal to give food to the homeless in public parks.)
 * PENN: Do you give homeless people money, Goudeau?
 * MICHAEL: No, I don't.
 * PENN: Never?
 * MICHAEL: Well, on occasion. I have. I gave a guy some money in San Francisco because he claimed he was Frosty the Snowman. I was walking by him and he said "can I have a dollar?" and I said "no" and he said "I'm really Frosty the Snowman" and I went "Oh, well, yeah, okay then. I didn't know."

 - Original air date July 20, 2006.

On why McDonald's should take over the pot trade

 * Penn comments he'd rather have McDonald's corner the pot trade than leave it in the hands of thugs.
 * PENN: I'm one of those nuts who trusts big corporations more than I trust thugs. I'm all in favor of McDonald's Marijuana making all the money. I just think that they're better people than the gang bangers.
 * MICHAEL: And as we pointed out on our TV show, McDonald's doesn't shoot Jack in the Box when they copy their burger.
 * PENN: No matter how badly they want to.
 * MICHAEL: There's not a clown fight.

 - Original air date July 6, 2006.

On his Tour De France fitness regime

 * (Goudeau is speaking about his new fitness regime. Every day he tries to duplicate the Tour De France on his stationary bicycle.)
 * PENN: This is the Michael Goudeau Tour De France diet?
 * MICHAEL: Yeah. Exactly.
 * PENN: Now what are you eating? What's your training diet?
 * MICHAEL: My training diet is pie and ice cream.

 * (Pretending to be interested in Michael's Tour De France Diet plan, Penn keeps trying to get Michael to say it's Tuesday.)
 * PENN: What was yesterday?
 * MICHAEL: Monday.
 * PENN: Monday? So that was yesterday? Monday?
 * MICHAEL: Yeah.
 * (Much Penn shouting about that means today is Monkey Tuesday.)
 * MICHAEL: (Crestfallen Penn wasn't really interested in his diet) It must be a joy to work with me because I'm so stupid I stumped into anything.

 - Original air date July 11, 2006.

 * PENN: For those of you just listening today, Michael Goudeau is riding the Tour De France but nobody in the Tour De France knows it. He's riding in his living room.
 * MICHAEL: I skipped the touring and the France part. I'm doing just the "duh".

On being celebrated as a great Jewish juggler

 * (Penn is speaking of celebrities being outted on the web as atheist.)
 * MICHAEL: You know, I'm on the Jewish Jugglers site. I had to work to get my name off the Jewish Jugglers site.
 * PENN: You're on the Jewish Jugglers site?
 * MICHAEL: I was. And I had to write to them and ask them "respectfully, I'm actually not Jewish." They wrote back and said "has anyone in your family been Jewish?" I wrote back and said "no". And then they wrote back again and said "do you like Jewish food?"
 * PENN: They did not!
 * MICHAEL: They did. I'm telling the truth. They wrote back and said "do you like Jewish food because maybe you're Jewish." So, okay, you got me. I like matzah ball soup. I must be a Jew.

On the ideal number of children

 * (During an installment of Layman/!Doctor Penn, a woman caller wanted to know the optimal number of children to have. Penn suggested there was no fixed number but Goudeau had a more pragmatic answer.)
 * MICHAEL: I don't think you want more kids than you can fit in a taxi.

Snakes on an evolutionary plane

 * (A survey indicates more Americans can name more of Snow White's seven dwarves than Supreme Court judges. In a separate topic, a scientist theorizes human evolution was driven to avoid getting killed by snakes.)
 * PENN: I'm going to read more of this Reuter's article too. It's just astonishing how they decide what's important and then call people and put them on the spot and then you're supposed to think of the supreme court justices off the top of your head... which is NOT a useful skill. A useful skill is being able to recognize them when you see them in print.
 * MICHAEL: And how to avoid snakes.

On cooking squirrels

 * (Penn wonders what kind of small critters Goudeau ate during his Louisiana days. Goudeau reveals he's eaten many a squirrel.)
 * PENN: How do you fillet a squirrel?
 * MICHAEL: This is going to be a long story. First you have to remove the scent glands from beneath their legs. Because if the scent glands remain within their body, when it heats up it will ruin the rest of the meat. So you have to take the scent glands out from under their legs. You have to skin them. Which is delightful. And then you...
 * PENN: How old when you were doing this?
 * MICHAEL: Six or seven.
 * PENN: Six or seven? At six or seven you can remove the scent glands from a squirrel?
 * MICHAEL: At that point, yes.
 * PENN: And how old is your son?
 * MICHAEL: My son is seven. Six or seven.
 * PENN: Can he remove the scent glands from a squirrel?
 * MICHAEL: Oh no. No. No. I don't think so.
 * PENN: You intend to teach him?
 * MICHAEL: It skips a generation, I hear.

Randi on Goudeau

 * (Penn has the Amazing Randi and Paul Provenza as studio guests. Paul talks about this weird comedy gig he played in the UAE. Michael plugs in one of his signature quips but the line sails past Penn and Paul. Randi gives Goudeau props.)
 * RANDI: I must say. Goudeau sits here, doesn't say a great deal. He's on his keyboard.
 * PAUL: He does want to get a word in edge wise. I just won't let him.
 * RANDI: He sells something on Ebay while we do it.
 * PENN: He'll sell your coffee cup.
 * RANDI: He came up with a line there that just got by everybody.
 * PENN': What was that?
 * RANDI: When Paul here announced that he played in Abu Dhabi, Goudeau says "Who books that?" In the business, this is a funny line. If you said something like "I just got booked in Philadelphia at so-in-so's", "Who books that?" comes from everyone around the table. And they have pencil and paper. You hear that all the time whenever show people get together.

 - Original air date February 14, 2006.

Shorter Memorable Goudeau Quips

 * PENN: What are our big stories today? I saw this little story the other day --
 * MICHAEL: -- you have a tiny piece of paper in your hand. We're going to do an hour radio show on that tiny 2 inch column you tore out? It's on shiny paper which means you've taken it out of some show biz magazine. It's not even real news.
 * PENN: It's about the size of a fortune cookie.
 * MICHAEL: We're dead.
 * PENN: I want to talk about tattoos.
 * MICHAEL: Someone please call in and give us some news.

 - Original air date June 28, 2006.

 * PENN: I decide to take Moxie out. And we're going to go out, just father and daughter. And we go out to the electronics store. And I'm going to buy a UPS for back up. I want to get a tripod and stuff. It's all electronics guy shopping. My daughter is 7-months old. She doesn't know the difference.
 * MICHAEL: It's colors.

 - Original air date January 3, 2006.

 * (Penn comments on being informed by the New York Times that Superman changes and adapts with the times.)
 * PENN: Superman is an ongoing process. Superman is not a code. It's not one thing. The actors change. The writers change. The philosophy changes.
 * MICHAEL: Is he ever going to get away from those primary colors?

 - Original air date June 30, 2006.

 * (On the July 4 Monkey Tuesday. Penn is on a jag about Vervet monkeys being the most patriotically American of monkeys.)
 * PENN: (reading from a gmail) "... apparently vervets are a kind of monkey with white fur and red and blue genitals. According to the web site that linked this, you should see it salute!" So there is even a patriotic monkey. Cause God loves the USA. God loves the USA so much that he made his monkeys patriotic.
 * MICHAEL: You sure they're not French?
 * PENN: Shut up.

[Support for Michael's hypothesis: Vervet monkeys take their name from the french word for green "vert" and "grivet"]

 - Original air date July 4, 2006.

 * (Woman caller relates a harrowing story where her ex-husband, as a medic in Somalia, had to shoot a man trying to kill him and then turn around and save his life.)
 * PENN: (to the woman caller) Let me get this straight. He really did? This is not theoretical. This is an actual story about your husband? He SHOT a guy, did not kill him, and then had to go over and treat him?
 * WOMAN: Had to treat him. Had to save his life.
 * PENN: (Penn takes a deep breath. He is obviously blown away by the shooting story) Wow.
 * MICHAEL: Did he poke his finger in the bullet hole and squirm it around some?

 * (Penn discusses being the lone survivor after a world-wide disaster.)
 * MICHAEL: You don't want to be the last person alive. Trust me on this.
 * PENN: No. Not me. Because I can't do anything.
 * MICHAEL: You don't have a lot of skills outside of the radio thing. I'm your friend. I'm telling you this as a friend.
 * PENN: I can't even make a sandwich, really.
 * MICHAEL: Exactly, right.
 * PENN: I couldn't feed myself
 * MICHAEL: 'Where's the help?'

 * (Comedian Paul Provenza talks about working as a comedian in the United Arab Emirates. One thing comedians are required to avoid making jokes about is the wide open prostitution seen in the UAE.)
 * PAUL: This friend of mine was doing a show there and he did make a reference to someone in the front row being with a hooker. Back in his room about 3 o'clock in the morning six guys in uniform escorted him to the airport. He was deported immediately.
 * MICHAEL: Did they carry his luggage?

 - Original air date February 14, 2006.

 * (Penn discusses being interviewed on TV. He keeps referring to host as "Assman" and claims he'll probably call him Assman to his face on air. Goudeau believes this might end Penn's career in television. Penn believes if he can get away with dumping roaches on Letterman, he's living a somewhat charmed life.)
 * PENN: You have carte blanche.
 * MICHAEL: We'll be watching your show to see if you call him Assman. That's all. Come on, smart guy, let's take the cash bet now.

 * (Penn and Goudeau try to embellish a caller's monkey story about witnessing a chimp killing a park ranger by putting a Moby Dick/Heart of Darkness spin on it.)
 * MICHAEL: (as if he were reading from a Conrad novel) "The humanity hung in the air like a bunch of bananas."

 * (Penn is talking about obscenities and how he tends to use a lot. He notes Goudeau doesn't use a lot of obscenities in his every day speech.)
 * PENN: You really don't. You've heard all the words.
 * MICHAEL: Well you know, I have to write your show. I get notes from Showtime saying "This is a little too tame, you have to add some more obscenities." Well, okay.

 * (A caller claims you can kill a person by ripping out his trachea. You can accomplish this a second or two.)
 * PENN: How's your trachea doing?
 * MICHAEL: It's alright.
 * PENN: I can reach behind you and kill you. You're one second away from death at all times because now I know the secret. He said a half second didn't he?
 * MICHAEL: Yeah.
 * PENN: Right now you're a half second away from death.
 * MICHAEL: This is a very wide desk. There are a lot of computers in the way. I don't think you can get me in half a second. I think I'm twelve seconds away from death.

 * (Penn and Goudeau are having trouble with the phone lines and Penn tells Goudeau that he should just pretend to be a caller named "Dave".)
 * PENN: So, this is... uh; We've got Dave on the line! You there, Dave?
 * (silence)
 * PENN: I was gonna... You were gonna--
 * MICHAEL: (in ridiculously squeaky voice) Hi, I'm Dave.
 * PENN: Good. Good voice.
 * MICHAEL: I thought Dave might show up for a sec.
 * PENN: No, that was actually-- it was just fake, it was for you. You've gotta get used to working with a magician.
 * MICHAEL: Oh-kayy. (as Dave, but has given up the squeaky voice) Yeah I'm Dave and I'd like to talk about Freedom of Speech.
 * PENN: Oh you would? And what would you like to say about Freedom of Speech there, Dave.
 * MICHAEL: I think it needs to be free and speaky.

 * PENN: Michael Goudeau, you are a very attractive man.
 * MICHAEL: Sit on your side of the table.

 * PENN: Goudeau, how was your show last night?
 * MICHAEL: Were you there?
 * PENN: No.
 * MICHAEL: It was amazing, 600 shows in a row without a drop!

 * PENN: People want to write in about lobsters.
 * MICHAEL: They want lobsters, yeah.
 * PENN: Cool with me. Have you seen the picture of the furry lobster?
 * MICHAEL: Yes, I did. It's got furry arm like claws.
 * PENN: They have evolved right near thermal vents, right in the boiling water. Very efficient.
 * MICHAEL: If only they had evolved near the lemons and butter also, we would be set.

 * MICHAEL: So when Jason [Garfield] wants these big juggling competitions, I say lets bring our W-2's from last year. That's always my solution for "We're going to have a juggling competition". I say great, I'll show last years tax return. You do the same. We'll see who is the better juggler.

 * (Classic Goudeau trying to head off a disaster in the making by Penn.)
 * PENN: Someone try sending Penn Jillette c/o Penn & Teller, Las Vegas, Nevada. Just try that. Just somebody send like a postcard or something.
 * MICHAEL: But only one of you, so you guys talk to each other to make sure only one of you is doing it.
 * PENN: If I get the postcard with your return address on it, I will call you and I will send you a whole bunch of stuff.
 * MICHAEL: Oh man, this has turned ugly.

 * MICHAEL: (Singing to Patrick) Play that monkey music white boy.

 * (Penn tells a story about singing naked while flying on the vomit commit. A flight he believes may not have been legal)
 * PENN: (Sings) Barr-ba-rella psych-a-della kinda like a konk-a shell of loooovvvve.
 * MICHAEL: If you were not arrested for flying, you should be arrested for singing.

 - Original air date January 23, 2006.

 * (Penn is ranting about how the word of God has changed over the years)
 * PENN: If it is the word of God, it is the word of God. If God says Earth is the center of the universe, it's the center of the universe. God is infallible. How can you back down from that?
 * MICHAEL: Maybe God mumbles in a very low voice?

 * (Penn has vowed to recite pi until someone sends in the answer to his question)
 * MICHAEL: We have the answer. Stop reading Pi. You usually only reserve this commitment for eating pie. STOP!

 - Original air date January 31, 2006.

 * PENN: I've got to tell you, bacon is good.
 * MICHAEL: It's the candy of all meats.

 - Original air date February 10, 2006.

 * (Caller explains her husband has three sets of parents)
 * MICHAEL: He’s like wheat.
 * PENN: Did you say he’s like wheat?
 * MICHAEL: That was the most obscure - You and Norman Borlaug are laughing hysterically.
 * PENN: He’s like wheat, he has three sets of parents. It was also a very slow take. I got like a whole other sentence out before I realized what Goudeau had said. That is the funniest thing you’ve said Goudeau, ever in your life. He’s like wheat.

 - Original air date January 2, 2007.

 * (After conversation about Blasphemy Challenge)
 * PENN: . . . Absolutely free dvd for selling your soul. ..
 * MICHAEL: Historically, that's not a very good deal. It just seems like there are a lot of stories of people get better deals for their soul than a movie.

 - Original air date January 2, 2007.

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Caroline Somsen
An article that you've created and/or edited, Caroline Somsen, has been nominated for deletion at Votes for deletion (VfD). Based on reviews of similar quote articles, it is suspected that these are not quotes of notable figures with published references, which is what Wikiquote collects, but rather quotes from yourself or your friends or acquaintances. These are what we refer to as "vanity" quotes, much like Wikipedia's "vanity" articles. As is pointed out in FAQ and What Wikiquote is not, which are recommended reading, such quotes are perfectly acceptable on one's user page, but are not a proper subject for quotation in Wikiquote articles.

If so, I invite you to copy the quotes to your user page before the article is deleted. If instead these people have some notoriety in the world at large, and have been quoted in the mainstream media, please provide evidence of this in the VfD entry mentioned above. Thank you for your cooperation. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 08:44, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Sophie. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Sophie~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Sophie~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Tanongkim

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title: User talk:Tanongkim


text:
User talk:Prem~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Prem. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Prem~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:32, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:54, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Prem~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:MelissaClaire~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called MelissaClaire. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name MelissaClaire~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:30, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:52, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:MelissaClaire~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Chloeai

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title: User talk:Chloeai


text:
User talk:Nevadas

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title: User talk:Nevadas