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The most famous quotation from Clarke
Where is probably most famous quotation from Clarke? Y'now, David Bowman, when he begins... "trip". And this was NOT drug trip, mind you. --80.51.70.116 07:52, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

 * I don't know what quote you're talking about. The fact that you did not (could not?) cite the whole quote yourself leads me to wonder how famous this quote could be. Can you give us more of a hint? Thanks. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 09:02, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

 * I think he is probably referring to the line "My God, it's full of stars" which occurs in the book, but is not actually in the movie. It is referenced in the sequel 2010: The Year We Make Contact. ~ Kalki 12:07, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

 * Reasonable misunderstanding, and commonly misattributed. Accordingly, added as "Misattributed" in 2081629.
 * —Nils von Barth (nbarth) (talk) 05:01, 9 February 2016 (UTC)

Sub-section headings in the Dialogue section
I added sub-section headings to the section, so I can link to particular sections from other wikis and e-mail, etc. --Teratornis 00:09, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
 * I understand the purpose, but I'm not so sure about how this now looks. I've posted a discussion at Village_pump about this to gather some opinions. ~ UDScott 11:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
 * If the section headings are not satisfactory, we could replace them with invisible   name anchors. Reference: w:Help:Link. Visible headings are nice because it's easy to get a link from the page TOC, but I can live with looking at the page source to get the invisible name anchor. I'm not trying to rock any boats here, I'd just like to be able to link to specific bits of dialogue from elsewhere. --Teratornis 19:26, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Here is a permanent link to the Village pump discussion through 15:23, 28 March 2007 (UTC). --Teratornis 16:21, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Daniel Richter
I think there is a wrong link for Daniel Richter. The Movie was finished in 1968 and the Daniel Richter behind the link was born in 1962. But the actor in the movie was an adult person.--195.145.17.162 14:45, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

 * I've changed the link to a new article, Daniel Richter (disambiguation), which gives a one-line description of three holders of that name, including both the German artist described in Daniel Richter and the actor/choreographer of 2001. Thanks for calling attention to this confusion. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 00:50, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

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Desperado (film)

Desperado is a 1995 film about a gunslinger who becomes embroiled in a war with a local drug runner. It is the sequel to El Mariachi, and the second film in the Mariachi Trilogy.
 * Directed and written by Robert Rodriguez.

He came back to settle the score with someone. Anyone. EVERYONE. taglines

El Mariachi

 * It's strange how pulling a trigger is easier than playing the guitar. Easier to destroy, than to create.
 * [praying] Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am.
 * Let's play ...
 * [comes back for the guitar-case of weapons that he just threw away] Just in case. It's a long ride to the next town.

Buscemi

 * Now I wasn't interested in his drink. Nope, I was more interested in what he was carrying when he walked in. Some sort of a suitcase, kind of heavy. He sat that thing on the stool beside him as if it were his girl.
 * [to El Mariachi] Ya know, one of these days you're gonna lie down too hard on that bed and blow your brains out.

Others

 * Pick-up guy: This reminds me of a joke. This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the Bartender and says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you 300 dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single solitary drop." The bartender says ... now one more time this glass is like a good ten feet away ... he says, "Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You're trying to tell me you're gonna bet me 300 dollars that YOU can piss standing over here waaay over there, into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" The guy looks up smiling and says, "That's right." The bartender says, "Young man you gotta bet!" The guy says, "Okay, here we go, here we go." He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the glass, man he's thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the glass, he thinks glass, he's thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about his dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. And then SWOOOSH. He let's it rip! And he's ... he's pissin' all over the place, man! He's pissin' on the bar ... he's pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone ... on the bartender ... He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass! Right. Okay, so, bartender, he's laughing his fucking ass off, he's 300 dollars richer. He's like, "Ha Ha Ha Ha." Piss drippin' off his face. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" He says, "You FUCKIN' idiot, man. You pissed in everything EXCEPT the glass!! You owe me 300 dollars puta." And he goes, "Excuse me, just one, one second." Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them ... comes back to the bar and goes, "Here you go Mr. Bartender, three." And the bartender's like, "WHAT the fuck are you so happy about, you just lost 300 dollars you idiot?!" The guy says, "Well, you see those guys over there. I just bet them 500 dollars APIECE, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on YOU, and not only would you be not mad about it ... you'd be happy."
 * Short Bartender: Bad beer, bad service. Don't people know not to come in here?
 * Bucho: [customers enter a bar littered with corpses] Can't you people see that we are fucking closed?

Dialogue

 * El Mariachi: Carolina, did I thank you?
 * Carolina: No.
 * El Mariachi: I will.

 * Priest: Would you like confession?
 * El Mariachi: Maybe later. Where I'm going, I would just have to come straight back.

 * Carolina: Where are you going?
 * El Mariachi: The church...
 * Carolina: And what for?
 * El Mariachi: Confess my sins, I'm a sinner.
 * Carolina: I know.

 * Short Bartender: What do you want?
 * Buscemi: Beer
 * Short Bartender: All I got is piss-warm Chango.
 * Buscemi: That's my brand. You got a cleaner mug? This one's dirty.
 * Short Bartender: Fuck you man! That's the cleanest one I got!
 * Buscemi: Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually, I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away... you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer ... not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of real lowlifes. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by myself ... I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on ... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him ... or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed ... it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.

 * Buscemi: [after telling about a rogue gunslinger shooting up a bar] The stranger shot him, walked over to the bartender, paid, and left.
 * Short Bartender: So the bartender lived? [laughing] The bartender never gets killed!
 * Buscemi: But as the stranger neared the door...
 * [In a flashback, a Bartender pulls a shotgun. Stranger shoots bartender in the head]
 * Buscemi: No man, the bartender got it worse than anybody.

 * Tourist Girl: And another thing, your beer tastes like piss.
 * Short Bartender: We know.
 * Tavo: Because we piss in it!
 * Short Bartender: And that's not all!

 * Buscemi: Then I mentioned the guitar case. Suddenly they got really interested in who you were. So I laid the story down nice and thick.
 * El Mariachi: How thick?
 * Buscemi: Well, pretty thick.

 * Buscemi: What happens when he's dead?
 * El Mariachi: When Bucho is dead... it's over. He is the last one.
 * Buscemi: End of payback? An eye for an eye and all that crap? You finally going to be satisfied?
 * El Mariachi: I think so.
 * Buscemi: I hope so. Because I don't have the stomach for this anymore.
 * El Mariachi: You never did.
 * Buscemi: Well... neither did you.

 * Buscemi: Just try and keep it from turning into a fucking bloodbath, all right? Not like last time.
 * El Mariachi: That one wasn't my fault.
 * Buscemi: Well, of course not.
 * El Mariachi: No, they started it.

 * El Mariachi: Is there something to drink?
 * Short Bartender: You got something in the guitar case?
 * El Mariachi: Yeah...
 * Short Bartender: What?
 * El Mariachi: A guitar...

 * Short Bartender: ¡MATALO! [kill him]
 * El Mariachi: Not yet.

 * El Mariachi: Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.
 * Buscemi: [opens window in confessional] No shit!

Taglines

 * He came back to settle the score with someone. Anyone. EVERYONE.
 * When the smoke clears, it just means he's reloading.

Cast

 * Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi
 * Salma Hayek - Carolina
 * Steve Buscemi - Buscemi
 * Joaquim de Almeida - Bucho
 * Carlos Gómez - Right Hand
 * Tito Larriva - Tavo
 * Angel Aviles - Zamira
 * Danny Trejo - Navajas
 * Abraham Verduzco - Niño
 * Carlos Gallardo - Campa
 * Albert Michel - Quino
 * Cheech Marin - Short Bartender
 * Quentin Tarantino - Pick-up Guy

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User talk:BDD

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FernGully: The Last Rainforest

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest is a 1992 animated film that follows Zak, a young slacker working for a logging team cutting down trees in the rainforest. Little do they know that they are coming close to a magical place called FernGully, and its fairy inhabitants. Crysta, a young fairy with slight magic ability, shrinks Zak to fairy-size, and together they fight to save the home that is threatened by logging and a polluting force of destruction called Hexxus, who the loggers accidentally release from his twisted-tree prison.

 * Directed by Bill Kroyer. Written by Jim Cox and Diana Young

For Our Children, and Our Childrens' Children.

Zak

 * I wish... I wish the human tales were true! They're not here to protect the forest. They're cutting down trees. They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right. They're coming this way. You can't stop them! You all have to leave.
 * [as he leaves with Tony and Ralph] Guys, things have got to change.
 * [to Pips] Keep the stereo, dude.

Batty Koda

 * Humans don't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.
 * Awesome use of the language, dude.
 * [hits a tree] Red Light! [hits a second tree] Red light again!
 * I have but one claw... but beware!
 * Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken!
 * Human tales? Humans don't HAVE tails. They have big big bottoms in bad shorts! They walk around going "Hi, Helen!"
 * For a minute I thought you said you were going to Mount Warning.
 * Oh, gravity works.
 * Why do I not believe you?
 * It's Darwin's grab-bag!
 * You know, Zak, truth doesn't always win friends, but it certainly influences people. You're not half-bad for a hominid.
 * Well, alright, gummy! We're goin' to war!

Magi

 * There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation.
 * The humans have released Hexxus. Gather everyone in the circle.

Hexxus

 * Mmm. Delicious. A first class smoke. Mother's milk. What is this delightful thing? And how did I get out of that tree? Of course! Humans. What wonderful creatures. So clever, so helpful. I must take this human thing to... FernGully!
 * [crawls to the Leveler's engine to absorb power] HIT ME ONE TIME...HIT ME TWICE! [absorbs energy as he grows into true form; grunts and moans satisfyingly] That's rather nice.

Dialogue

 * Crysta: Are you OK?
 * [Zak has discovered that Crysta has shrunk him]
 * Zak: AAH! What happened to me?! I'm-I'm three inches tall!
 * Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.
 * Zak: You what?!
 * Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course it's not really what the spell's supposed to do... But Magi Lune will fix you!
 * Zak: [Incredulous] You... you shrank me?!
 * Crysta: Yeah.
 * Batty: Catches on quick, doesn't he?
 * Crysta: We better buzz off. It's getting late.
 * Zak: Buzz off?! I'm not buzzing anywhere! Now un-shrink me, and I mean now!
 * Crysta: Well, I guess I could take a bash at it.
 * Zak: "Take a bash"?!
 * Crysta: Actually, I'm just sort of learning.
 * Zak: [Does a facepalm] Great! I've be shrank by an amateur! I don't believe this. Okay, okay, c'mon! Bash away!

 * [Tony and Ralph are cutting down the tree containing Hexxus; this causes the Leveler to shake violently]
 * Tony: What is that?
 * Ralph: Hey Ton', you think the Leveler can handle this baby?
 * Tony: Sure, the Leveler eats everything.
 * Ralph: Kinda like you.
 * Tony: [grabs Ralph] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?

 * Hexxus: New orders, boys. You're going to FernGully. And I want you there by morning.
 * Tony: By morning?! Oh, I don't know if we can do that.
 * Hexxus: You'll just have to work harder, then. Double shifts. No breaks.
 * Tony: No breaks?!
 * Hexxus: And make sure you've got plenty of oil!
 * Tony: Roger that. We'll give it a gas.
 * Ralph: Hey, Ton'... you know what this means.
 * Tony: Yeah. [chuckles] Beaucoup overtime!
 * Hexxus: Oh, what a miraculous device. [chuckles] I'm really getting the hang of this! I do believe we are destined to be soulmates.

 * Crysta: What are the trees like where you live?
 * Zak: Not like this. I live in a city.
 * Crysta: Ci-dy?
 * Zak: Yeah, you know... buildings, traffic, cars, lights - a city. Most humans live in cities. There's not many trees there.
 * Crysta: But how can you live without trees?
 * Zak: Easy.
 * Crysta: Well, trees give life. They make the clouds, the rain, the air.
 * Zak: We've got air.
 * Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath. [coughs loudly]

 * [Zak and Crysta have just come on dry land after swimming in the grotto]
 * Crysta: Well, I suppose I'd better find Magi and get you un-shrunk.
 * Zak: There's no hurry.
 * Crysta: No; I promised.
 * Zak: Wait 'til tomorrow. Come here.
 * Crysta: No, I've got to tell her about you anyway. [spins around like a tornado and water flies off her and onto Zak] Wait here; I'll be back as soon as I can find her.

 * Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.
 * Zak: I do, bat man.
 * Batty Koda: Are you sure?
 * Zak: I'm positive.
 * Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.
 * Zak: Are you sure?
 * Batty Koda: I'm positive- I fell for it! I should have known!

 * Crysta: Well, come on.
 * Batty Koda: My heart! [gasps] Oh my heart! I can't go on! I don't think my little wings can make it!
 * Crysta: Hmmm, maybe you should wait here for me.
 * Batty Koda: This is a fabulous idea. I really think we should fly with that, only, why don't you stay here with me?
 * Crysta: It's okay, really. I'll be right back.
 * Batty Koda: Why do I not believe you?

 * Crysta: [about a tree] Can't you feel it's pain?
 * Zak: [Confused] It's pain?
 * Batty: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.

 * Crysta: Ow!!
 * Zak: Careful!

 * Batty: This is the last time I save you, human!
 * Zak: No! No, Batty! Batty, take me back to the leveler!
 * Batty: Are you crazy?! That's lemming talk!
 * Zak: Wrong channel! [smacks Batty's wire]
 * Batty: O Caesar, emperor of Rome!
 * Zak: WRONG CHANNEL!
 * Batty: Well, alright, gummy! We're goin' to war!
 * Zak: Yes! That's it! Back to the cap, Batty! Let's go!

 * [After Hexxus is defeated]
 * Crysta: We did it, Zak. Now Hexxus can never harm FernGully again.
 * Zak: But humans still could. That's why I have to go back. There's a part of me that really wants to stay.
 * Crysta: There's a part of you that will always stay. [Gives him a seed] Remember, Zak. Remember everything.

Taglines

 * For Our Children and Our Childrens' Children.
 * Do you believe in humans?
 * They live in a secret world touched by magic and adventure, and the only human who has ever been there must now fight to save it.

Cast

 * Tim Curry - Hexxus
 * Robin Williams - Batty Koda
 * Samantha Mathis - Crysta
 * Christian Slater - Pips
 * Jonathan Ward - Zak
 * Grace Zabriskie - Magi Lune

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Rudolf Steiner

Rudolf Steiner (25 February 1861 – 30 March 1925) was an Austrian philosopher, literary scholar, architect, playwright, educator, and social thinker. He is the founder of anthroposophy, a spiritual movement that generated many practical endeavors, including Waldorf education, biodynamic agriculture and anthroposophical medicine.

Quotes

 * To truly know the world, look deeply within your own being; to truly know yourself, take real interest in the world.
 * Verses and Meditations

 * Live through deeds of love, and let others live understanding their unique intentions: this is the fundamental principle of free human beings.
 * The fundamental maxim of free men is to live in love towards our actions, and to let live in the understanding of the other person's will.
 * Philosophy of Freedom. Chapter 9, alternate translations

 * Ethical individualism... is spiritualized theory of evolution carried over into moral life.
 * Philosophy of Freedom, Chapter 12

 * Only to the extent that a man has emancipated himself...from all that is generic, does he count as a free spirit within a human community. No man is all genus, none is all individuality.
 * Philosophy of Freedom. Chapter 14

 * Truth is a free creation of the human spirit, that never would exist at all if we did not generate it ourselves. The task of understanding is not to replicate in conceptual form something that already exists, but rather to create a wholly new realm, that together with the world given to our senses constitutes the fullness of reality.
 * Truth and Knowledge, preface

 * Each individual is a species unto him/herself.
 * Theosophy: An Introduction to the Spiritual Processes in Human Life and in the Cosmos (1904)

 * Anthroposophy is a path of knowledge, to guide the spiritual in the human being to the spiritual in the universe... Anthroposophists are those who experience, as an essential need of life, certain questions on the nature of the human being and the universe, just as one experiences hunger and thirst.
 * Anthroposophical Leading Thoughts (1924)

 * Goethe's thinking was mobile. It followed the whole growth process of the plant and followed how one plant form is a modification of the other. Goethe's thinking was not rigid with inflexible contours; it was a thinking in which the concepts continually metamorphose. Thereby his concepts became, if I may put it this way, intimately adapted to the process that plant nature itself goes through.
 * Lecture from August 30, 1921, trans. Craig Holdrege

 * You have no idea how unimportant is all that the teacher says or does not say on the surface, and how important what he himself is as teacher.
 * Curative Education, lect. 2

 * We shall not set up demands nor programmes, but simply describe the child-nature. (...) Vague and general phrases — ‘the harmonious development of all the powers and talents in the child,’ and so forth — cannot provide the basis for a genuine art of education. Such an art of education can only be built up on a real knowledge of the human being. Not that these phrases are incorrect, but that at bottom they are as useless as it would be to say of a machine that all its parts must be brought harmoniously into action. To work a machine you must approach it, not with phrases and truisms, but with real and detailed knowledge.
 * The Education of the Child in the Light of Anthroposophy (GA 34), an essay of 1909.

 * Those who judge human beings according to generic characteristics only reach the boundary, beyond which people begin to be beings whose activity is based on free self-determination....Characteristics of race, tribe, ethnic group and gender are subjects for special sciences....But all these sciences cannot penetrate through to the special nature of the individual. Where the realm of freedom of thought and action begin, the determination of individuals according to generic laws ends.
 * Intuitive Thinking as a Spiritual Path. A Philosophy of Freedom (GA 4), Hudson (1894)/1995.

 * Because of their very nature, science and logical thinking can never decide what is possible or impossible. Their only function is to explain what has been ascertained by experience and observation.
 * Cosmic Memory, Prehistory of Earth and Man.

 * The aim of the Ahrimanic powers is to prevent...development... to harden and freeze up the earth, to shape it in such a way that, together with the earth, man remains an earthbound creature. He becomes hardened... and continues to live in the future ages of the world as a kind of statue of his past... The earth could not reach its goal if the Ahrimanic powers were to gain the victory, if man were alienated from his beginnings, from the powers who supported him at the beginning of his evolution. Outwardly, the human being would develop in a way entirely in keeping with the earthly sphere, but by suppressing his innate disposition, which must lead him beyond the earth. The Ahrimanic powers could not touch man while the intellect was still rooted in the spiritual through an old inheritance, as was the case during the past three or four centuries. But this has changed since the beginning of the 20th century. The ancient Indian wisdom knew this, and fixed the end of the 19th century as the end of the “Dark Age,” of Kali-Yuga. Thus it had an intimation of a new age. This new age was to indicate that from the beginning of the 20th century, our deepest concern should no longer be that of clinging to an old spiritual inheritance, but of absorbing the new light, the pure light, in our earthly life.
 * The End of the Dark Age (11 June 1922)

 * In this world-historic moment it is as though we could behold the deeds of those who lived upon earth before the end of Kali-Yuga, in the 1880's and 90's. That which was then enacted among men on earth, has now been received by Thrones, Cherubim and Seraphim. Yet never was the spiritual contrast-of-light so great as it is to-day, in the realm of these spiritual facts. In the 1880's one could look upward and see how the people of the Revolutionary period of the middle of the 19th century, were received as to their deeds by Thrones and Cherubim and Seraphim. But as one looked, a kind of darkling cloud settled over the middle of the 19th century. What one then saw passing into the realm of Seraphim, Cherubim and Thrones, lighted up only a very little.
 * Karmic Relations (4 July 1924)

 * In the second part of Faust, Goethe puts the following words into the mouth of a seeress: “Him I love who craves the impossible,” and Goethe himself, in his “Prose Proverbs,” says: “To live in the idea means treating the impossible as though 't were possible.”
 * An Outline of Occult Science, p. 310, (1922)

 * Everything which the ego is able to unfold within itself must give birth to love. The all-embracing archetype of love is set forth in the revelation of... the Christ Mystery. Through Him the germ of love is planted in the innermost core of the human being; and from this starting-point it must flow through the whole of evolution. Just as the wisdom previously formed manifests in the forces of the earthly sense-world, in the “elementary forces” of to-day, so love itself will manifest in the future, in all phenomena, as the new “elementary force.”
 * An Outline of Occult Science, p. 401, (1922)

 * The secret of all future development is a recognition that everything achieved by man from a right comprehension of evolution is a sowing of seed which must ripen into love. And the greater the amount of love-force, so much the greater will be the creative force available for the future. In that which will grow from love, will lie the mighty forces leading to that culminating point of spiritualization described above. The greater the amount of spiritual knowledge that flows into human and terrestrial evolution, so much more living and fruitful seed will be stored up for the future. Spiritual knowledge is transmuted through its own nature into love... The wisdom of the outer world becomes inner wisdom in man from the Earth period onward and when it is concentrated in him, it becomes the germ of love. Wisdom is the necessary preliminary condition for love; love is the fruit of wisdom, reborn in the ego.
 * An Outline of Occult Science, p. 402, (1922)

Quotes about Rudolf Steiner

 * 1919...Henri Bergson, Karl Barth, Ernst Cassirer, Havelock Ellis, Karl Jaspers, John Maynard Keynes, Rudolf Steiner—indelible figures—were all active in their various spheres.
 * Cynthia Ozick Fame & Folly: Essays (1996)

 * One of us, I no longer remember which one, began to speak of the spiritual decline of culture as the fundamental, unremarked problem of our times. We realized that both of us were occupied with this question; neither had expected this of the other. A lively discussion ensued. Each of us experienced from one another that we had taken on the same mission in life: to strive for the rise of true culture enlivened and formed by humane ideals, and to stimulate people to become truly thoughtful human beings. We took leave of one another in this consciousness of solidarity....We each followed one another's work. To take part in Rudolf Steiner's high flight of thought of spiritual science was not given to me. I know, however, that in this he lifted up and renewed many people, and his disciples attained exceptional accomplishments in many realms. I have rejoiced at the achievement which his great personality and his profound humanity have brought about in the world.
 * Albert Schweitzer, Werke aus dem Nachlaß, 2003, pp. 229-231.

 * Steiner's incredible industry was self defeating. The mountain of titles, the avalanche of ideas, obscures the clarity and simplicity of his basic insight. Nevertheless, for the reader who declines to be discouraged, the rewards can be enormous. Once the basic insight has been grasped, we can begin to understand the source of those tremendous mental energies, and the sheer breadth of Steiner's vision. It hardly matters that there is a great deal that we may find unacceptable, or even repellent. What is so absorbing is to be in contact with a mind that was capable of this astonishing range of inner experience. Steiner was a man who had discovered an important secret; his books are fascinating because they contain continual glimpses of this secret. We may read them critically, wondering where Steiner was 'amplifying' genuine intuitions, and where he was amplifying his own dreams and imaginings. We may even conclude that Swedenborg, Blake, and Madame Blavatsky had all developed the same power of amplification, and that Steiner's visions of angelic hierarchies are no truer than Swedenborg's visions of heaven and hell, Blake's visions of the daughters of Albion, or Madame Blavatsky's visions of the giants of Atlantis. But all that is beside the point. The real point is that this faculty of amplification is our human birthright, and that anyone who can grasp this can learn to pass through that door to the inner universe as easily as he could stroll through the entrance of the British Museum.
 * Colin Wilson, Rudolf Steiner: The Man and his Vision

 * His life, consecrated wholly to the sacrificial service of humanity, was requited with unspeakable hostility; his way of knowledge was transformed into a path of thorns. But he walked the whole way, and mastered it for all humanity. He broke through the limits of knowledge; they are no longer there. (...) In this he achieved the greatest human deed. The greatest deed of the Gods he taught us to understand; the greatest human deed he achieved. How could he escape being hated with all the demonic power of which Hell is capable? (...) He did what once Prometheus expiated, What gave to Socrates the poisoned cup – The pardoning of Barabbas was less vile – A deed whose expiation is the cross. He made the future live before you there. We demons cannot suffer such a thing. (...) He dared – and, daring, he endured his fate – in love, long suffering, and tolerance, of weak, incapable humanity, which ever all his work in peril set. (...)
 * Marie Steiner, Rudolf Steiner: The Story of My Life, Conclusion by Marie Steiner, 1925.

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Talk:Scent of a Woman

The Out of Order monologue was retreived from http://www.whysanity.net/monos/scent.html on June 30, 2006.

VFD result
This article was nominated for deletion. The result of that discussion was keep, but trim. BD2412 T 20:42, 28 March 2011 (UTC)

Homophones & a spelling thing
Hi, I'm not logged in and don't feel free to change what is already in quotation marks, the word spelled as "bow", but I'll point out that the actual spelling of the "cradle" line is this:

when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.

It's from "Rock-a-by baby", a lullaby that goes, ''Rock-a-bye, baby, in the treetop ''When the wind blows, the cradle will rock ''When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall And down will come baby, cradle and all.

Now I know they sound the same -- bow of a ship; bough of a tree. If Frank was a naval commander maybe it's poetic licence to use "bow" as a knowing replacement. Anyway, the cradle is rocking from a branch (a bough) in the tree and when it breaks, the cradle falls from on high.114.75.71.44 00:47, 8 April 2020 (UTC)

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An editor using this IP address added the following statement to Babylon 5:
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concerning the following quote from an unidentified episode:
 * John Sheridan: I'll tell you one thing, if the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd've stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea ... I always thought the opposable thumb was overrated.

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2DTV

2DTV was a satirical animated television show broadcast on ITV1 in the United Kingdom that followed closely in the footsteps of Spitting Image, but using animation rather than puppets.

Ant and Dec

 * Announcer: The ITV News at Ten with Ant and Dec.
 * Ant: ITV denies accusations of dumbing down.
 * Dec: Bongo-roony!
 * Ant: Ant receives surprise slap on head... eh?
 * [Dec slaps Ant on the head]
 * Dec: Slapa-rooney!
 * Ant: And former news caster evicted by phone vote.
 * [cuts to Trevor McDonald, who is in a filthy alleyway]
 * Trevor McDonald: News just in: I am hungry and homeless.
 * Dec: Tramper-rooney!
 * Ant: And now, the weather.
 * Dec: And now, the weather.
 * [cuts to Siân Lloyd in front of a map of the British Isles]
 * Siân Lloyd: Hello, and here's tomorrow's weather. Well, it's going to be nice and sunny... if you phone this number. Or if you like cloudy conditions with a stiff north-easterly breeze... ring this number. Or if you prefer relentless drizzly rain... move to Wales.

Osama Bin Laden

 * [Bin Laden and his henchmen are in their cave]
 * Bin Laden: At last we have nuclear bomb!
 * [an old bomb drops into view; it has cracks, is leaking and has been stuck together using sticky tape]
 * Bin Laden: Good work Binny Me!
 * [Bin Laden turns round to see a smaller version of himself, both of which are doing the Dr. Evil pinky gesture. He turns back to his henchmen]
 * Bin Laden: Initiate LAUNCH SEQUENCE!
 * [The henchmen drag the bomb and drop it into a big envelope, which is addressed to: Infidel Bush, White House, USA]
 * Bin Laden: FIRE!!!
 * [one of the henchmen attaches a pigeon to the letter. The bird attempts to take off but cannot lift the mail]
 * Bin Laden: I thought we had 2 birds?
 * [Jalal burps and feathers come out of his mouth. He cringes]
 * Jalal: Sorry.

 * Bin Laden: Well, it's nice that Jalal tabled his concerns about the war...
 * [the camera follows Bin Laden to his stone table. Jalal's head is on the table, with 2 other henchmen cowering behind the table]
 * Bin Laden: Anyone else have any wobbles?
 * Henchmen: No, Sir.
 * Bin Laden: Good.

 * [after an accidental explosion]
 * Bin Laden: Jalal! Get your arse over here.
 * Jalal: Why?
 * Bin Laden: Because that's where your legs are.

Tony Blair

 * Tony Blair: We have conclusive proof that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction and here it is...
 * [Blair holds up a piece of paper]
 * Tony Blair: We kept the invoice... and if he doesn't pay up soon, he isn't getting any more!

 * BBC Reporter: The Press are ready, Prime Minister.
 * Blair: How'd you want me for this one?
 * BBC Reporter: Well, the conference is about your weekend...
 * ''(office turns into countryside. Blair puts on a casual shirt)
 * Blair: Ah, it's the weekend, and I'm relaxed. Downtime. Cup of tea. Jeans, with a crease, because I'm an ordinary guy.
 * BBC Reporter: The weekend with your family.
 * Blair: Ah, Family! [clicks fingers. Cherie, Euan and Leo appear] Adoring wife, growing brood, baby in arms, family man. Just like you.
 * BBC Reporter: Your weekend in Europe.
 * Blair: Ah, Europe! [Cherie and the kids disappear and the room turns back into the office] Controversial issue, let's talk it out. Jacket off, sleeves rolled up, sweaty armpits, as long as it takes. No bullshit.
 * BBC Reporter: The weekend which had to be posponed because of the war on terrorism.
 * Blair: [office turns into the front of 10 Downing Street. Jack Straw appears at Blair's side] War. Sober suit. Furrow brow. No smile this time. Statesman-like. Not like you.
 * BBC Reporter: And the tragic loss of life.
 * Blair: [black curtain descends] Ah, loss of life. Black tie. Voice cracks with... emotion. Manly tear in eye, men cry too. One of you again.
 * BBC Reporter: Which, since the weekend--
 * Blair: Ah, weekend! Downtime, tea, Jeans! [scenery rapidly flickers]
 * BBC Reporter: Mr. Blair, just be yourself!
 * Blair: [scenery stops half way through shift] Myself? Um, just... remind me?

George Bush

 * [Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House]
 * General: I think that should give you some idea of how delicate the balance of power is in the middle east.
 * George Bush: I see, General.
 * General: You didn't understand a word of that did you, Mr. President?
 * George Bush: No I did not.
 * General: Okay, do you want me to get Professor Leibstrom to explain it?
 * George Bush: I think that might help.
 * [the General goes underneath the table and, after a brief struggle, a sock puppet appears at the edge of Bush's desk]
 * General: (as Professor Leibstrom) Hello again, Mr. President. It's Me, Professoer Leibstrom.
 * George Bush: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Professor Leibstrom! Ha Ha!
 * [camera pulls out to reveal the General, crouching under the desk while operating the sock puppet]
 * George Bush: Quick General! You're missing the Professor!
 * General: Oh Jesus.

 * General: I think Professor Leibstrom had better explain this. (as Professor Leibstrom) Hello!
 * Bush: Oh, I get it. The General leaves and then you come in. Don't think I know what's going on, because I do!
 * General: (as Professor Leibstrom) You do?
 * Bush: You two had a fight!
 * General: (as Professor Leibstrom) Uh... yeah, that's right.
 * Bush: Oh, Professor Leibstrom, you shouldn't fight with the General. Fighting never solves anything!

 * [Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House. Bush is staring at a painting of himself]
 * George Bush: General, this mirror isn't working.
 * General: Sir, that's a painting.
 * George Bush: But it--
 * General: No time to explain, Sir. I have an urgent call for you on the satellite video link. It's, uh... Saddam Hussein.
 * [TV drops down from roof. The screen shows Saddam Hussein in his office]
 * Saddam Hussein: Ah, Mr. Bush. So you want to bomb old Saddam, eh? Fair enough. But would you want to bomb... Tiddles?
 * [a kitten jumps onto Saddam's desk. Bush and the General gasp]
 * Saddam Hussein: Or Fluffy? or Tufty?! Yes, gentlemen, from now on myself and all military targets will be protected by a kitten shield. [stroaking kittens] Won't they? Yes they will! Yes they will! End Transmission.
 * George Bush: Can I have one, General? I gotta have one of those cute furry things!
 * General: If you insist, sir.
 * [General gives Bush a fake, Saddam-style mustache]
 * George Bush: Yeah! [turns to painting] Awww, but I don't look no different.
 * General: Oh, Hairy Moses!

 * [Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House. Bush is playing with army soldiers and tanks]
 * General: Good news, Sir. Iraq seems to be co-operating fully with UN inspectors. Looks like an all-out conflict can be avoided.
 * George Bush: AW NUTS!!!
 * General: Sir?
 * George Bush: [having a tantrum] I WANNA WAR! I WANNA WAR! I WANNA WAR! All the other cool presidents have had wars!
 * [Starts throwing his toys at the General]
 * General: But Sir, you just had a war, and you didn't even finish that one!
 * George Bush: Well I'm gonna hold my breath until you let me have another one.
 * [Bush holds his breath. His face starts turning blue]
 * General: Oh, now sir! Oh, I think I'd better fetch Professor Leibstrom.
 * [General goes underneath the table and brandishes the sock puppet]
 * General: (as Professor Leibstrom) Hello!
 * George Bush: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Professor Leibstrom!
 * General: (as Professer Leibstrom) I know! Instead of having a war, why don't we have an ice cream?
 * George Bush: Yeah, an ice cream! With Chocolate sauce!
 * General: (as Professor Leibstrom) Oh Yeah.
 * George Bush: And a war!
 * General: NO! (as Professor Leibstrom) Sir, nobody else wants a war... except perhaps Britain.
 * George Bush: Let's have a war with Britain then!
 * General: Oh, Hairy Moses!

 * [Bush and General are in the Oval Office in the White House]
 * General: Sir, I must protest in the strongest possible terms!
 * George Bush: General, I'm the president of the United States of America. When I say jump, you jump.
 * General: Hairy Moses.
 * [General starts to jump up and down]
 * General: Mr President, why the jimny do we have to have a bouncy Whitehouse?
 * George Bush: Because all the terrorists bombs will just bounce right off of it.
 * General: (sarcastically) Oh, silly me!
 * George Bush: Look at this! (Bush starts to jump up and down) I can do a star, Egypshine, Bruce Forsite!
 * General: Bruce Forsyth!
 * George Bush: Okay, I'm bored now. Let's play darts!
 * General: NO MISTER PRESIDENT!!!!
 * [a popping sound is heard and the bouncy Whitehouse starts to deflate. Bush starts to cry]
 * General: Well, it's your own fault.
 * {The camera fades and the viewer rejoins after the bouncy Whitehouse has been fully deflated]
 * George Bush: General, I never thought I'd say this... blow up the Whitehouse! (sobs)
 * General: Ugh! (starts to inflate the Whitehouse using his breath)

 * [Bush and the General are in the Oval Office in the White House, where Christmas decorations have been put out. Bush is holding a present wrapped in wrapping paper; the present is in the shape of a puppy]
 * George Bush: Oh, come on General! What is it?
 * [dog in wrapping paper barks]
 * George Bush: It's a book, ain't it?
 * General: Now no opening util tomorrow, sir.
 * George Bush: I promise.
 * General: [the General walks off screen]
 * George Bush: I love Christmas!
 * [alarms go off]
 * George Bush: General! The flashing warning thing's gone off! General? General?!
 * Computer: WARNING: potential hostile inbound. Request action.
 * George Bush: Okay George, don't panic. Now what is it dad used to say?
 * [George Bush Senior appears in a thought bubble]
 * George Bush Senior: Son, don't ever, ever, EVER... press the red button.
 * George Bush: Something about pressing the red button.
 * [Bush presses the red button and the camera cuts to a shot of the moon, where a sleigh passes infront of it. The sleigh is shot down by defences. the General appears]
 * General: Sir, what in god's name is... can you smell roast venison?
 * [The sleigh crashes into the room. Bush inspects the wreckage and puts on some disembodied antlers]
 * George Bush: Look General, I'm a lion! Moo, moo!
 * General: That's uncanny, sir.

Bill Gates

 * Bill Gates: Well guys, welcome to the most high-tech home in the world: House 2001.
 * Son: But I just got used to our old place, House 2000.
 * Bill Gates: That thing's completely obsolete. Check out these new features!
 * Wife: It looks exactly like the old one.
 * Bill Gates: Not at all. It's a lot more expensive (sniggers)
 * [Gate's family laugh in the same fashion]
 * Bill Gates: And get a load of this multi-phonic cyber cinema.
 * [Gates clicks on the control panel and a huge screen appears in the room. The screen crashes halfway through deployment]
 * Daughter: Why's it done that?
 * Bill Gates: Try double clicking it.
 * Wife: It seems to have frozen.
 * Bill Gates: It's fine. We... probably just need go out and come back in again.
 * [the family step outside the house and close the door. After a brief moment they all come back in again to find that everything has vanished]
 * Son: Where's it all gone?
 * Bill Gates: Um, it should be here, er...
 * Wife: Did you remember to save it?
 * Bill Gates: I thought I did. Er... don't panic!
 * Wife: Try escape.
 * Son: No, Control-Alt!
 * Daughter: Let me have a go!
 * Bill Gates: Get off!
 * Wife: Don't you press that!
 * Bill Gates: LET ME JUST TRY SOMETHING!!!
 * [Gates hits the control panel and a Windows like text box appears in front of them]
 * Son: It says the house has performed an illegal operation and will...
 * [the house disappears and the family are in the desert, where their house used to be]
 * Bill Gates: Don't worry guys, I'm already working on House 2001.1!

Michael Jackson

 * TV announcer: Blackpool-0 Silicon-0 Botin-0 Birmingham-1 And that's all the scores we have in football today.
 * Johnny Vegas: I'm sorry Monkey, it's over. I can't afford to keep you no more.
 * Monkey: Please Johnny, don't put me down!
 * Johnny Vegas: Don't worry, I got you a nice new owner.
 * Michael Jackson: Howdy there, Bubbles 2
 * Monkey: Please! Put me down! Shoot me now!
 * Michael Jackson: Where does my hand go?
 * Monkey: Owww!
 * Michael Jackson: I was ganna say that.

 * Voice Over: Michael Jackon's parenting tips #43.
 * Michael Jackson: It's important to encourage your children to take their first steps.
 * [cuts to a scene with Jackson hanging over a balcony, reaching out for something]
 * Michael Jackson: Come to Daddy, Prince Michael the Second.
 * [camera pans out to see a baby balancing on a washing line]
 * Michael Jackson: I don't see any moonwalking.
 * [Baby starts to moonwalk towards Jackson]
 * Michael Jackson: That's my boy, and I've got the receipt to prove it!

Anne Robinson

 * Anne Robinson: It's time to vote off... the Weakest Link.
 * [all four contestants vote for Anne Robinson]
 * Anne Robinson: Peter, Why Anne?
 * Peter: Your air of superiority is totally phony and you always cut people off
 * Anne Robinson: Sue, why Anne?
 * Sue: Well, you're not scary, and you mis-pronouce everything.
 * Anne Robinson: Joremy, why Anne?
 * Jeremy: You got the IQ of a squirrel.
 * Mike: And the looks.
 * Anne Robinson: I am the Weakest Link, goodbye.

Michael Schumacher

 * Michael Schumacher: *sitting next to the cot of Baby Schumacher* Okay Baby Schumacher, it is time for your 7:30, I'll begin. *opens the book and cleared his throat* Zhe Tortoise and Zhe Hare. Vunce upon a time, there vus za tortoise...errmm...Let's call him Coulthard...and za hare called Schumacher... Hare Schumacher, and zay decided to have a vace...So as the vace begins, zhe Hare vus very confident that he had the upper advantage to the tortoise, and vould surely vin. And he vus vight! He did vin.
 * Baby Schumacher: But daddy, does the tortoise win next times?
 * Michael Schumacher: No! Ze tortoise never vins! Ze hare vins over and over and over again, that's vat makes racing more interesting! *sees Baby Schumacher already fast asleep through boredom* Oh.

Seaman, David

 * [Seaman is in the supermarket, browsing for shampoo]
 * David Seaman: Let's see here: Greasy hair? Normal hair? Stupid Hair? Ah, F**king Stupid Hair!
 * [Seaman puts the shampoo in his shopping trolly]
 * David Seaman: That's the one!

Posh and Becks

 * [The dining room all dirty of porridge. Victoria and Romeo are sitting there. David comes in the dining room]
 * David Beckham: How's the feeding going?
 * Romeo: Oh, she's been an absolute bugger.
 * [Romeo takes spoon to feed Victoria]
 * Romeo: Now come on, here comes the singer into the Versace shop. Open wide.
 * [Victoria takes the spoon, crawls to Romeo and throws the spoon on the floor. Then Victoria and David get angry at Romeo]
 * Romeo: I give up.

Jamie Oliver

 * [Jools is sleeping while Jamie is making noise in the kitchen. Jools suddenly wakes up]
 * Jools: Jamie, slow down.
 * Jamie: You rest up love, super-dad got it all under control.
 * Jools: You're trying to do too much.
 * Jamie: All done, I stuffed the chicken with onion and garlic butter and trained the baby's nappy.
 * [Jamie shows Jools nappy on chicken. Baby Poppy cries]
 * Jamie: Back in a tick.

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