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Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy is a 2001 platform video game and the first installment of the Jak and Daxter series.

Jak

 * (when attacks) Yah!
 * (when gets hit) Ouch!
 * (when falls) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Daxter

 * (to Samos) Uh, we won't find any more of that Dark-gooey-Eco stuff in there, will we? Cuz I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!
 * The sage yaps on about the Precursors who built this place all the time. (imitating Samos) "Where did they go, why did they build this crap?"
 * I like Precursor Orbs and power cells as much as the next guy, but if you ask me, [the Precursors] musta been real losers.
 * Hmmm. Stay fuzzy, save the world... Choices. Oh alright fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!
 * "Oh Boy! Here we go again!

Death Monologues

 * I was right behind you, Jak! Really... I was.
 * Don't worry, I'll avenge you! Not...!
 * While you're down there, will you rub my feet?
 * Don't step into the light, Jak! DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!!
 * Say "goodnight", Jak.
 * Hey, Jak! Can I, uh... have your insect collection?
 * I'll say something really teary at the funeral, like... "HOW AM I GONNA GET CHANGED BACK NOW?!!"
 * Step 1: Stay Alive. Step 2: THINK-ABOUT-NOT-DOING-SOMETHING-LIKE-THAT-AGAIN!
 * Heimlich! Stretcher! Yuck! Breath mint?
 * Well, uh... better you than me.
 * That looks like it hurt. Should I call for backup?

Samos the Green Sage

 * I have spent my life searching for the answers that my father and my father's fathers failed to find. Who were the Precursors? Why did they create the vast monoliths that litter our planet? How did they harness Eco, the life energy of the world? What was their purpose? And why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall. Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders... of a young boy... oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the sage, anyway? I'm only the master of Green Eco, one of the wisest men on the planet! So it seems the answers begin not with careful research or sensible thinking. Nay! As with many of fate's mysteries, it begins with but a small act... of disobedience.

Yellow Sage

 * Who woulda thought I'd live to see the day I had to be rescued by a boy and his muskrat? I'm gonna give Gol and Maia a little payback for these embarrassments! Then we'll see about cookin' up some muskrat stew. (Daxter gulps)

Dialogue

 * Sculptor: Hey! Little furry dude! Oh, I thought you were my muse!
 * Daxter: Your what?
 * Sculptor: You haven't seen a muse before? It's a little glowin' squirrel about your size, full of spunk, and crazy as a lark!
 * Daxter: Oh, I get it! Like a sidekick. (points to Jak)

 * Red Sage: Heh heh heh heh...! You've finally come to rescue me! Do you know how long I've been in here? Heh heh heh...! What are your names?
 * Daxter: I'm Daxter. He's Jak. He's with me.

 * Blue Sage: Great balls of Precursor metal! That insidious contraption must not be allowed to wreak its terrible havoc! I shall try to actuate the shield door by eliciting a conduit of energy between myself, and the vast portal bellow!
 * Daxter: Yeah... you do that. We'll go get help. (aside) Weirdo.

 * Samos: (after arriving at the Blue Sage's Hut) "I don't think I'll ever get used to that teleporter tingling sensation. (He looks around the hut, which looks like it has had a struggle take place inside it) Hey! It looks like the Blue Sage threw a party."
 * Keira: Oh my, (She points out of the window past the telescope in the window) Rock Village is on fire!
 * Samos: (Gesturing and almost hitting Jak, who ducks, with his staff) One heck of a party!
 * Keira: (Gesturing wildly with her hands): No, no, I mean Rock Village is being bombarded with flaming boulders. (She looks through the telescope as Daxter repeatedly jumps up to try and see through the window) Oh, and it looks like the Blue Sage is working on a levitation machine to move them. Assuming it's operational, we're going to need Power Cells to fuel it. (She looks back to Jak) I guess you two are going to have to find some more.
 * Samos: We'd better take a look at his notes. Jak, go check on the villagers, then come back and give us an update... and take the furball with you.

 * Samos: Instead of heeding my wisdom, the two of you went mucking around in the only place that I told you not to go, Misty Island!
 * Daxter: That's right! And then we-
 * Samos: And, Daxter, you finally took a much needed bath, but in a bathtub filled with Dark Eco!
 * Daxter: Look, old man! Are you gonna keep yappin' or are you gonna help me outta this mess?
 * Samos: I'm gonna keep yappin', because in my professional opinion, the change is an improvement. (Daxter silently growls) And besides... I couldn't help you if I wanted to.
 * Daxter: WHAT?!
 * Samos: There's only one person who has studied Dark Eco long enough to have a chance of returning you to your previous form, Gol Acheron the Sage. But he lives far to the north. Far, far to the north. Nobody has spoken to him in ages.

 * Keira: (on Power Cells) And they are all just waiting for some brave adventurer to find.
 * Daxter: Well we've got the brave adventurer at least.
 * Samos: Brave adventurer?! You 2 wouldn't be able to get out of the village without training!

 * Mayor: Oh, don't tell me you two have problems as well! First, I hear of monstrous sightings near the village, now this. See those gears up there, boys? See them, see how they're not moving? That means our village has no power! The Eco beam coming from the jungle temple has been interrupted. And, boys, everyone's too frightened to go out and find out what's happened.
 * Daxter: Did you pay the bill?
 * Mayor: Hmmm? Oh, you're funny!

 * Birdwatcher: Oh my, what a horribly sick little bird!
 * Daxter: Huh! You don't look so good yourself, lady!
 * Birdwatcher: Oh, sorry! I thought you were a Spotted Orange-Bellied Rain Fray.

 * Samos: Hey! It looks like the Blue Sage threw a party!
 * Keira: Oh my! Rock Village is on fire!
 * Samos: One heck of a party!"

 * Willard: Ooh! Ooh! I got it this time! Here's a... Here's a...!
 * Gordy: A Power Cell!
 * Willard: Yeah... yeah... What he said.

 * Daxter: (on the Precursor Ring) Wooooow! What is it?
 * Keira: It's beautiful...!
 * Samos: By the Precursors...!

 * Boggy Billy: I own these here parts. Everything that doesn't sink into the mud that is!
 * Daxter: Judging by the smell, I'd wager your bathtub sank into the mud long ago!
 * Boggy Billy: What's a bathtub?

 * Samos: (After arriving at the Red Sage's hut) I always wonder if I'm losing body parts in those things! Holy yakow! The Red Sage's lab looks worse than the Blue's!
 * Keira: Well, it definitely looks as though there's been a struggle here.
 * Gol: (Evil laugh) I'd hardly call it a struggle. Would you, dear sister?
 * Maia: Certainly not. The Red Sage gave up with so little effort. No fun at all.
 * Samos: Gol? Is that you? You've finally gone off the deep end, eh? And Maia! I told you that Dark Eco would affect you both! Nobody ever listens to old Samos! What have you two done with the Blue and Red Sages?
 * Gol: Don't worry about your colourful friends, you old fool. They're perfectly safe in our Citadel. Our special guests.
 * Maia: They have graciously agreed to help us on a little project.
 * Gol: You were wrong, Samos. Dark Eco can be controlled. We've learned its secrets, and now we can reshape the world to our liking.

 * Samos: It's about time you two decided to show up!
 * Daxter: Nice to see you, too! Do they have you mopping the floors now?
 * Samos: There's no time for jokes, Daxter! Gol and Maia kidnapped us to sap our energies to power their abominable machine. It appears they have combined the functional remains of a Precursor robot with scavenged artefacts from across the land. Then they added a few diabolical additions of their own, creating the one thing capable of opening the Dark Eco silos. If you can free the four of us, we can use our combined powers to break the force shield surrounding the robot before they use it to destroy the world!

 * Maia: We have been given a beauty beyond anything you could understand.
 * Daxter: Beauty? Have you two looked in a mirror lately?
 * Maia: Just wait until we open the silos, little one. You think short and fuzzy is bad...
 * Gol: And to think, you two traveled all the way here for my help! Fools! Enjoy your front-row seats to the re-creation of the world!

 * Gol: Light Eco! It does exist!
 * Maia: They must not be allowed to get it!

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User:El Bread

A man once told me this
"Real life is boring. Live the dream "

The last lines in the classic British TV show Blackadder
Captain Edmund Blackadder: "Well, I am afraid it will have to wait. Whatever it was, I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here? Good luck everyone."

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Talk:Charles Bukowski

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I cleaned up the page, as per wikiquotes template. Some of the attributed quotes are probably from the sources listed, or other sources. If you know they are, please move them, add source etc. Doctormatt 04:05, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

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Unsourced / doubtful attributions

 * Live, shit, drinking and smoking should be the daily bread of all poets.

 * The difference between a brave man and a coward is a coward thinks twice before jumping in the cage with a lion. The brave man doesn't know what a lion is. He just thinks he does.

Unverified

 * The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Discovered via: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyu7HAjjmJ0?t=450

Solved, sort of: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2015/03/04/self-doubt/#more-10737

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Attributed

 * People are strange. They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.

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People who need more quotes:

 * Stockhausen
 * Hugo Blanco

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Peter Pan (2003 film)

Peter Pan is a 2003 film based on the classic play and novel by J. M. Barrie.

Dialogue

 * George: [chaining Nana outside despite his family's protests] No! I must become a man that children fear and adults respect, or we shall all end up IN THE STREET!
 * Mary: George, not so loud.
 * Aunt Millicent: George, the neighbors will hear.
 * George: Let them hear! Let the whole world know! [points at Nana] This is not a nurse! This is a dog! [angrily pulls off the hat on Nana, which made Mary gasp; to Wendy] Tomorrow, you will begin your instruction with Aunt Millicent. It's time for you to grow up!

 * [Peter, Wendy, John, and Michael are flying to Neverland; John grins at Peter]
 * Peter: Who are you?
 * John: I'm John.
 * Peter: John...Take hold of this. [thrusts his dirty, bare foot into John's face]
 * Tinker Bell: [gestures to Peter's foot] TA-DAAA! [lies back on Peter's foot, kicking her legs]
 * [John makes a disgusted face]]
 * Peter: [lies back and smiles] Both hands. [John stares wide-eyed at Peter's foot, and begins to grab his ankle with both of his hands, while flying straight toward the second star] Pass it on!
 * John: Michael, take hold of my ankle!
 * Michael: [grabs John's ankle] Wendy, take hold of my ankle!
 * [Wendy grabs Michael's ankle]
 * Peter: Whatever happens, don't...let...GO!!!
 * [They all flew straight through the star towards Neverland]

 * Hook: I was dreaming, Smee, of Pan.
 * Smee: Pan, Cap'n?
 * Hook: And in my dream, I was a magnanimous fellow full of forgiveness. I thanked Pan for cutting off my hand, and for giving me this fine hook for disemboweling and ripping throats, and other such homely uses as combing my hair.
 * Smee: So, Pan did you a favor then, Cap'n?
 * Hoot: A favor? [Smee gives Hook his hook] He threw my hand to a crocodile. The beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me. [using his hook closer to Smee's face] YOU CALL THAT A FAVOR?!?!
 * Smee: [noticing his glasses is a bit falling] Um, um... [Hook gently pushes the glasses with his hook] Thank you.

 * Wendy: Oh, how sweet. [Peter looks disgusted] What? Are mermaids not sweet?
 * Peter: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close. [the mermaids swim over to them; while Peter is talking to some of them, one of them gently takes Wendy's hand and slowly tries to pull her in the water, until Peter furiously hisses at the mermaid, she hisses back and the mermaids swim away.]

 * Smee: [while chaining Tiger Lily] Sorry, Your Highness. [to the Darling boys] Any last words?
 * Starkey: Beg for yer lives!
 * John: Sir! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not beg!
 * Michael: [pauses, then gets on his knees] Please! Please! Please don't kill me!
 * John: [then gets on his knees] Oh, please don't kill me, either!
 * [Tiger Lily rolls her eyes in annoyance]

 * Hook: If I were you, I would give up.
 * Pan: If you were me, I'd be ugly.

 * Wendy: Peter, what are your real...feelings?
 * Peter: Feelings?
 * Wendy: What do you feel? Happiness? Sadness? Jealousy?
 * Peter: Jealousy? [pulls out his dagger] Tink!
 * Wendy: Anger?
 * Peter: Anger. [a twig snaps] Hook.
 * Wendy: Love?
 * Peter: Love?
 * Wendy: Love.
 * Peter: I have never heard of it.
 * Wendy: I think you have, Peter. I daresay you've felt it yourself, for something...or someone.
 * Peter: [whispers in her ear] Never. Even the sound of it offends me.
 * Wendy: [tries to touch his face] Peter-
 * Peter: [backs away] Why do you spoil everything? We have fun, don't we? I taught you to fight and to fly! What more could there be?
 * Wendy: There is so much more.
 * Peter: What? What else is there?
 * Wendy: I don't know. I think it becomes clearer when you grow up.
 * Peter: [angrily] Well, I will not grow up! You Cannot make me! I will banish you like Tinker Bell.
 * Wendy: [angrily] I WILL NOT BE BANISHED!
 * Peter: Then go home! Go home and grow up! And take your feelings with you! [flies off]
 * Wendy: Peter! Peter, come back! Peter!

 * Wendy: [frightened] Once upon a time...
 * Smee: Brutes! Red-Handed Jill is going to tell us a story!
 * Pirates: HOORAY! [they all sit down like a bunch of kindergarteners]
 * Wendy: There was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
 * Hook: [threateningly] Skip the prologue.
 * Wendy: ...So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
 * Noodler: Was one of them pirates called Noodler?
 * Wendy: Yes.
 * Noodler: Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
 * [Hook shoots Noodler, causing the boys to scream in terror]
 * Hook: [to Wendy] What fun he must have had
 * Wendy: Yes, but he was rather lonely.
 * Hook: Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
 * Pirate: [wistfully] I need a Wendy.
 * [Hooks shoots him, causing the boys to scream again]
 * Smee: [to the audience] Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
 * Hook: Why a Wendy?
 * Wendy: He liked my stories.
 * Hook: What stories?
 * Wendy: Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.
 * Hook: Love stories?
 * Wendy: Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!
 * Hook: They all end in a kiss. [Wendy gasps as he uses his hook to cut the ropes and holds her hostage] A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you.
 * Hook: She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?
 * Wendy: You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.
 * Hook: Alas, I have no happy thoughts.
 * Wendy: That brings you down!
 * Hook: [threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook] How else?
 * Michael: Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!
 * John and the Lost Boys: Michael!
 * Hook: What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?
 * Wendy: He has no unhappy thoughts.
 * Hook: Well, what if a Wendy...WALKS THE PLANK?!
 * [The pirates cheered and force Wendy to walk the plank]

 * Captain Hook: Why is he? What is he? I'll have one last story before you die - the story of Peter Pan.

Cast

 * Jeremy Sumpter as Peter Pan
 * Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook / Mr. Darling
 * Rachel Hurd-Wood as Wendy Darling / Jill
 * Olivia Williams as Mrs. Darling
 * Ludivine Sagnier as Tinker Bell
 * Richard Briers as Smee
 * Lynn Redgrave as Aunt Millicent
 * Geoffrey Palmer as Sir Couch
 * Harry Newell as John Darling
 * Freddie Popplewell as Michael Darling

The Lost Boys

 * Theodore Chester as Slightly
 * Harry Eden as Nibs
 * Lachlan & Patrick Gooch as Rudy & Tudy (twins)
 * George MacKay as Curly
 * Rupert Simonian as Tootles
 * Carsen Gray as Tiger Lily
 * Saffron Burrows as Story Narrator / Adult Wendy
 * Rebel as Nana

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Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Ken Harrelson. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos 05:23, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

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Kyle XY

Kyle XY (2006–2009) follows a mysterious boy who looks like a teenager, but otherwise appears to be a newborn.

Pilot

 * Reporter: (on TV as Stephen walks out of room) A teenage boy washed up onshore this morning having no memory whatsoever of how he got there.

 * Josh: If he's so special why'd you stick him in the bathtub?

 * [Regarding the Playpen Magazine]
 * Josh: Why did you do this for me?
 * Kyle: You said you missed her.

 * Josh: Whoa! Slow down Rainman! I haven't even finished grading the last one!
 * Nicole: You're kidding. That was an hour long test. How long did it take him, five minutes?
 * Josh: Yeah...and he got them all right! What is this kid, seriously?

 * [On the subject of her not watching Kyle]
 * Lori: It's not fair Dad. I was in the next room. It's not like I left him alone with Michael Jackson.

 * Steven: Watch it! Watch it! It's hot! Ow! Ah!
 * Kyle: This being was clearly a superior communicator. I somehow understood everything it said, and wondered why others chose to speak so ineffectively.

 * Kyle: [In mind] I was suffering from thirst, but my language skills were rather primitive, so I relied on phrases that I memorized at the children’s home. [Out loud, quoting the bully from the children's home] Yo! Let’s get some juice down here. (Family is stunned) ... Sup? Everyone taking stupid pills around here? Juice me!

 * Kyle: What am I?

 * Kyle: Rats are your enemies?
 * Stephen: No, but when they start paying rent, they can put down people traps.

Sleepless In Seattle
(Kyle is taking a bath in the tub, and talks to Stephen)

Kyle:(splashes in the water and smiles) Now I'm the teabag!

Stephen: (laughs)

Lockdown

 * Hilary: For the love of peter petrelli.

Primary Colors

 * Andy: (hugs Kyle as he opens the door to her) You're the best! Did you know that?
 * Kyle: Guess I do now. What's this for?
 * Andy: The other day when I was nervous about my test to see if the cancer was gone. (turns to Jessie) I don't really know you but... (hugs Jessie) Anyway, you were just there and you knew I needed a hug. (sees Amanda) I don't really know you either. (hugs Amanda)
 * Amanda: That's okay, hugs are good.
 * Josh: (just entering) What's all the loving for?
 * Andy: (hugs Josh and kisses his cheek) I was gonna text but too impersonal, then I was gonna call but again, digital. This is a strictly analog moment that should be shared with real time hugs and gushy feelings. My test results came back. I'm officially in remission! (everyone celebrates and Andy hugs Stephen Nicole and Lori)
 * Jessie: (to Kyle) What did you do?

Prom Finale

 * Amanda: So how do you do it all?
 * Kyle: Do what?
 * Amanda: Everything I've seen you do.
 * Kyle: My brain is more developed than other peoples, so it allowes me to do special things.
 * Amanda: Kind of like Superman? Only real?

(Kyle and Amanda both laugh)
 * Amanda: Can you fly?
 * Kyle: I'm not going to tell you that until you tell me something I don't know about you.
 * Amanda: Oh not this again.

 * Kyle: Its only fair.

 * Amanda: You may not know that...I love you.

 * Kyle: You do?

 * Amanda: I do.

 * Kyle: I love you too.

 * Kyle: (After the prom)There's a reason why people say we shouldn't expect too much,no one wants to see someone they care about end up disappointed. We instinctively act to protect our own from being hurt, and do what we can to make the right choices for people we love. But the reason we have expectations in the first place, is because we want to aim as high as we can. Because when you love someone, there's no limit to what you can accomplish.

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Kappa Mikey

Kappa Mikey was an American animated series created by Larry Schwarz. The series was about a teenage actor from Cleveland, Ohio who wins a scratch-off card contest and a trip to Japan to star in the country's formerly popular anime series LilyMu.

The Lost Pilot [1.01]

 * Gonard: [in girl's voice] Please let him go!
 * Gonard: [in William Shatner voice] You'll... have to... kill me first.
 * Gonard: [in girl's voice] You mean like this?
 * [Gonard fights himself]
 * Guano: Gonard, what are you doing? You're already on the show.
 * Gonard: Oh... right. [embarrassed chuckle]
 * Ozu: This is terrible. All these actors stink.
 * Gonard: That last guy was good.
 * Ozu: That was you!

 * Lily: Yeah, it's Guano's show. Fire him, not the rest of us.
 * Guano: You're gonna find somebody else who can write and direct a new episode every week? Not to mention memorize all my character's lines?
 * Lily: All your character says is "Guano!"
 * Guano: That's what makes it a challenging role!

The Switch [1.02]

 * [After a TV fight with Lily]
 * Mikey: What's her deal?
 * Mitsuki: You should really be more careful, Mikey.
 * ''[Mikey grieves]

 * [Mikey calls from his home, and his parents answer the phone]
 * Ms. Simon: Hi, you've reached the Simon residence. If your message is for Ms. Simon, press 1.
 * Mr. Simon: And if it's for me, Mr. Simon, press 2.
 * Ms. Simon: And if you're our only child in Japan and you're calling 'cause you're all alone in a big empty room and you miss the comforting sound of another human voice, stay on the line as we read from a list of words chosen at random from the dictionary.
 * Mr. Simon: "Vernacular."
 * Ms. Simon: "Flibbertigibbet."
 * Mr. Simon: "Mortgage."
 * Ms. Simon: "Pedal."
 * Mr. Simon: "Disenfranchise."
 * [Mikey hangs up]

 * Lily: Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!
 * Yes-Man: He is a star that shines too bright!
 * Mikey: She's the inconsiderate one. She's always nagging me like "Mike-ay, don't eat meals in the shower," "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."
 * Lily: He's the worst roommate!
 * Mikey: She's the worst roommate!
 * Mitsuki: I just keep that diary as a joke.

Mikey Impossible [1.03]

 * Guano: You didn't destroy Ozu's bonsai tree with a samurai sword, did you?
 * Mikey: Uhhh... kinda.
 * Mitsuki: Mikey, Ozu's gonna kill you!
 * Gonard: He'll send you back to America!
 * Guano: He'll cancel the show!
 * Mikey: I'll never walk on the moon!
 * [Mitsuki, Gonard, and Guano all give confused looks to Mikey]
 * Mikey: What? It's been on my mind.

 * Lily: Stupid boss awards! Stupid party! Stupid Mikey with his stupid bonsai tree and his stupid diagram of Ozu's apartment! [pauses] Mikey! He's trying to switch Ozu's bonsai tree! When I tell Ozu, Mikey's finished! [laughs evilly]

Ship of Fools [1.04]

 * Mikey: When I will get the game I will be like [does game stuff, and then suddenly he bumps into a fake Mikey]
 * Mikey: Sorry 'bout that!
 * Fake Mikey: No worries, my man.
 * [each Mikey walks away and look to each other, and the fake Mikey goes to Mitsuki, Lily and Guano]
 * Mitsuki: There you are Mikey!
 * Fake Mikey: Oh? Oh yeah Here I am! Mikey Simon.
 * Lily: Why are you wearing sunglasses?
 * Fake Mikey: Because your beauty is blinding. [Lily likes what he said, and Mitsuki gets a bit angry]

 * Fake Mikey: Say, how bout some ice cream? I know this jord next door .. if you're interested?
 * Mitsuki: You don't want the new video game?
 * Fake Mikey: Video games are for kids!
 * [Lily and Mitsuki are shocked]
 * Fake Mikey: Now who want ice creams shaped in clowns?
 * Guano: I do! [raises hand]
 * Fake Mikey: Not this time pal. And shine your shoes kid, you look like a mess. [walks away]
 * Guano: I .. don't even have shoes'

Saving Face [1.05]

 * Guano: Who could leave such horrible rumors in the paper?
 * Gonard: Who indeed
 * Guano: Mitsuki was with Lily the whole time
 * Gonard: Indeed.
 * Guano: Yes Man and Ozu never left the studio.
 * Gonard: Indeed.
 * Guano: And I was teaching you to speak with a british accent
 * Gonard: [In a british accent] Rather.
 * Guano: That leaves only 1 person...
 * [drum roll]
 * Gonard: Gonard.
 * Guano: What?! You did it?
 * Gonard: No.

 * Lily: Be honest, Mitsuki. Did I lose my endorsement to Socky because I'm not beautiful anymore?
 * Mitsuki: That's crazy! You look great! Doesn't she, Mirror?
 * Mirror: Looking great, Gonard.

The Fugi-Kid [1.06]

 * Prosecutor: Ozu, do you think Mikey stole the coat?
 * Ozu: If Mikey says he didn't take the coat, I believe him.
 * Prosecutor: But didn't Mikey destroy your precious 500 year old bonsai tree, then lie about it?
 * Ozu: Yes! [voice building with anger]
 * Prosecutor: And did he buy a pirated video game when you told him not to?
 * Ozu: Yes! [saying very angrily]
 * Prosecutor: And didn't he reveal Lilymu's secrets to the press?
 * Ozu: Yes! ''[saying with fury as he catches on fire]
 * Mikey: That was a good one.
 * Prosecutor: Let the records show that Ozu is surrounded by flame.
 * ''[Yes Man douses Ozu with an extinguisher]

 * [it has been proven that Mikey was framed, but the police finds him in Lilymu Towers. The gang are all in Gonard's apartment
 * Gonard: Friends stick together. [outside to the police] Mikey's with us! If you arrest him, you have to arrest all of us!
 * Detective: Fine. You're all under arrest.
 * [Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki and Guano slap their foreheads in disbelief]
 * Gonard: You'll have to come and get us!
 * Detective: Fine. We'll come and get you.
 * [Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki and Guana slap their foreheads in disbelief]
 * Gonard: Take the elevator! From my experience, it's faster!
 * Detective: Fine. We'll take the elevator.
 * [Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki and Guana slap their foreheads in disbelief]

Mikey Likes It [1.07]

 * Guano: [referring to Lily] What makes you think she would choose you?
 * Gonard: [talking while eating spaghetti] Because I am a gentleman!
 * Man: Excuse me, that's mine.
 * Gonard: And it is delicious!

 * Gonard: I think I broke one of my livers.
 * Lily: You only have one liver.
 * Gonard: How many do I need to live?
 * Lily: One.
 * Gonard: I'm in trouble.

Easy Come, Easy Gonard [1.08]

 * Guano: Hey, LilyMu dolls! [picks up Mitsuki doll and starts mimicking her voice] Oh, Guano! You're such a talented writer! Have you been working out? [picks up Ozu doll and starts imitating him] I am sorry for what I said, Guano. You are a good actor! And a great director! And very tall! [picks up his own doll and starts speaking on his own voice] It's too late for sorries, Ozu! GUANO SMASH! [starts hitting dolls against each other until he starts crying] Guano smash...

 * Mitsuki: Ooh! Let's go to the Tatami megastore. They've got everything!
 * Gonard: Yeah! That's where I bought my virtual reality machine. [places toaster on head, covering his eyes]
 * Mikey: Awesome!
 * Guano: It's just a toaster he found in the street.
 * Gonard: It's like I'm... on a roller coaster! Woo hoo! [runs hard into a wall] Oof!

Lily Meow [1.09]

 * Mikey: I can't believe we were fired from the show.
 * Gonard: [Holding a prop and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu Blaster, I guess I'll never shoot you again. [Holding his costume pants and tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu pants, I guess I'll never look awesome in you again. [Holding his pants and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye normal pants. In retrospect, there was nothing wrong with you.

 * Gonard: So the cat's cute? It's not like it's got anything else going for it.
 * Reporter on TV: Here is Kello taking the Silver Medal in Olympic Downhill Skiing!
 * Mikey: Why did I lend him those skis?

 * Guano: You just need time to adjust. On Lily's first day, she tripped over a camera. Then on Gonard's first day, he mistakenly ate a box full of light-bulbs.
 * Gonard: You mean, glass apples.

 * [Kello the Kitten gets on the camera]
 * Guano: What's that on the camera?
 * Gonard: A UFO?
 * Lily: That's not a UFO.
 * [Gonard holds a sub sandwich]
 * Gonard: Lily, I think I know a UFO when I see one. Hey! Who's been eating my UFO?

 * Cat Burglar: You know the expression, 'There's only one way to skin a cat'? Actually, there's only one way, with this. [pulls out a bizarre looking machine with a hook, knife, sickel, and another blade all spinning simultaneously]

Splashomon [1.10]

 * Mitsuki: [in southern accent, wearing bonnet] Gonard you have to eat that lobster!
 * Gonard: [in southern accent, wearing a cowboy hat] I reckon I do!

 * Reginald: It is I, Sir Reginald, the handsomest man in the world, come to present you with this overly large diamond. [holds up diamond]
 * Lily: Oh Reginald!
 * Tapias: Jumps onto balcony holding diamond identical to Reginald's Lily?
 * Lily: Tapias I never doubted you for a second.
 * Tapias: Then I shall fight you for Lily!
 * Reginald: Have at you!

 * Mikey: Anyway, After the game I picked up Gonard. We ran into a little trouble on the way to Ozu's but it was nothing we couldn't handle.
 * Mikey: [In flashback] Those Aliens have been tailing us since Montoya Blvd.
 * Gonard: [In flashback] I'm on it! [Fires laser]
 * Mikey: [In flashback] Wooooo ha ha ha!
 * [end of flashback]
 * Gonard: [Hand on heart] True Story.

The Good, the Bad, and the Mikey [1.11]

 * Mikey: W'ever
 * Guano: Mikey, you have to do what the script says!
 * Mikey: Script is just a prison, made of words.
 * Ozu: You must go back to being the old Mikey and be a good example for kids.
 * Mikey: W'ever.
 * Ozu: You have to do what I say! I'm your boss!
 * Mikey: Boss is just a prison, made of skin.
 * Ozu: That dosen't make any sense!
 * Mikey: Well, not to a fossil like you.

 * Guano: [standing on top of the bus] For the last time, I'm not filled with candy!
 * Girl: Prove it!
 * [Guano screams and lands on Gonard's hands and Mikey and Gonard start running]
 * Gonard: The candy is mine! Fine, you can have some too.

 * Guano: Mikey! Stop! Ozu's gonna be furious!
 * Mikey: Then I got news for Ozu, w'ever!

 * Ozu: You started a riot!?
 * Mikey: Ah, no!
 * [A chair flies in through a window]
 * Crowd: Riot! Riot! Riot!

 * Yes Man: For the greater good!
 * Kid 1: He supports the greater good!
 * Kid 2: Get him!

 * Mikey: [looking at a statue of Ozu] Look at him, all smug and bronze like the real Ozu.

 * Mikey: A boss is just a prison made of skin.
 * Ozu: That doesn't make sense!

Sumo of All Fears [1.12]

 * Lily: And in this corner... Two guys wearing masks! [sumos cheer] And a short, smelly guy wearing a mask!
 * Guano: OH, COME ON!!

 * Mikey: Hey guys! We need to fight some sumos.
 * Lily, Mitsuki, and Gonard: US?
 * Mikey: I can't fight by myself! Come on!
 * Gonard: [In a British accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, carry me into battle! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.

 * Mikey: I don't feel like I'm getting stronger.
 * Janitor: Ah, but Mikey, you are getting stronger! In fact, you are my best student I ever taught.
 * Guano: What about me?
 * Janitor: Ah, yes, you are my worst.

Lost in Transportation [1.13]

 * Beef: You ain't goin' nowhere.
 * [an alarm sounds]
 * Gang member: Grammar police! You aren't going anywhere.
 * Beef: Man, the Grammar Police is always doggin' me...

 * Ozu: [to Lily] Have you talked to Mitsuki? Did she find Mikey?
 * Lily: Not yet, but Gonard says he has a back up plan.
 * Gonard: [to the children] Maybe one day, you'll all be superheroes when you grow up. Isn't that right, Mikey?
 * ''[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]

 * Gonard: [talking on cell phone] Mikey, you gotta get here. They're gonna put out the cake soon, and I think I ate the box with all the candles in it.

 * Beef: We're all outcasts, kid. That's what makes us Chums. That, and a small monthly membership fee.

 * Beef: Mikey, I've got a special surprise for you.
 * Mikey: You're gonna throw another snake down my shirt?

 * Mr. Stereo: This is wonderful! Thank you, Ozu! Only a true friend would save my son's birthday with a gang of dangerous bikers!

 * Lily: Hey, kids!
 * [The children cheer]
 * Timmy: Lily, do your move!
 * [Lily giggles and performs a karate kick]
 * Lily: Hi-ya!
 * [Timmy becomes enraged]
 * Timmy: NO! DO THE MOVE WHERE YOU INTRODUCE MIKEY!

Big Trouble in Little Tokyo [1.14]

 * [Mega Gonard rampages around Tokyo]
 * Random Man: Oh no! The Fireworks factory!
 * [Gonard steps on factory, fireworks shoot up into the sky]
 * Random Man: Not the wolf factory!
 * [Gonard steps on factory, barking wolves run out of the factory]

 * Guano: Mikey, for once just listen to me. Let's Go!
 * Mikey: Not till I touch Gonard with the Death Hand!
 * Gonard: Yeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.

 * Hideous Blue Blob: Do not go in there.
 * Mikey: You heard the monster. Let's check it out.

 * Guano: Does this mean you're gonna let me go?
 * Dr. Igor: Ha! Of course not. But, I'll try to make this as pleasant as possible. Set the laser to maximum pain!

 * Dr. Igor: Citizens of Tokyo! For too long, you have ignored Dr. Igor! For too long have you denied me the respect I deserve! Now it's- It's-
 * Guano: Payback time?
 * Dr. Igor: Yes! It's payback time! Unless you give me everything I want, I will use my Size-Mo-Lazer and Guano's Power Crystal to make myself incredibly small!
 * Guano: Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, but maybe you should make yourself bigger instead of smaller?
 * Dr. Igor: Hmmm... bigger. Good idea. I shall make myself enormous and then I'll- I'll...
 * Guano: Destroy all of Tokyo.
 * Dr. Igor: Destroy all of Tokyo!

 * Mitsuki: Gonard hit both four and nine and if you add them together you get-
 * Gonard: The letter M!

 * Lily: Nobody panic.
 * Gonard: Help! I'm too beautiful to swim!

 * Ozu: For you.
 * Yes Man: A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!
 * [Ozu's phone rings]
 * Ozu: Hello?
 * Lily: Ozu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!
 * Ozu: Not now! I just gave Yes Man a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.
 * Yes Man: [takes a bite of the sandwich] Why would you do this?!
 * Ozu: It's a blooper!
 * Yes Man: But there's no camera!

 * Dr. Igor: All the classic movie monsters were my inventions! Mega-Rat! Mega-Snake! Mega-Mom!
 * Mikey: Yeu made all these?!
 * Dr. Igor: Forbes helped out.
 * Forbes: I designed the monster's butts.

 * Gonard: Look! It's the moths from the movie, "Attack of the Mega-Moths."
 * Mitsuki: And his death ray from "Mega Night of the Death Ray"!
 * Mikey: Sweet! Dracula's retainer and the long lost ending to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"

 * Guano: Movie time's over.
 * Mikey: Come on! The three-headed Mega-Dragon's gonna fight a Mega-Turtle with four butts!

 * Ozu: New, from LilyMu! It's the "LilyMu: Super Bloopers" DVD! On sale for only five thousand yen!
 * Yes Man: Bargain of the century!

The Phantom of the Soundstage [1.15]

 * [Lily and the Phantom of the sound stage planning to prank Mikey]
 * Phantom: Then, I will teach him a lesson he'll not forget.
 * Lily and Phantom: [Evil laugh]
 * Phantom: That's a pretty good evil laugh, you've got.
 * Lily: It comes from the heart.

 * Phantom: Legend has it, the stage is haunted by a hideous creature.
 * Mikey: Guano! [buzzer sound effect]
 * Phantom: No, a hideous creature that lurks in the shadows.
 * Mikey: Mitsuki? [buzzer sound effect]

 * Phantom: [to the tune of the title song from The Phantom of the Opera] I must do to young Mikey / What that prankster did to me.

Battle of the Bands [1.16]

 * Mikey: That's ridiculous! Yoshi will say anything if you tickle him! [Tickles Yoshi]
 * Yoshi: [Laughing] Stop! Stop! I brush my teeth with dogs!

 * Mikey: A cell phone! We can cheat after all!
 * [Gonard, Guano and Lily cheer]
 * Mitsuki: Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!
 * Mikey: And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!
 * Gonard, Guano and Lily: Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

 * Ori: Well, what do we have here?
 * Yori: Looks like a couple actor types thought they'd pick up some guitars and call themselves a band.
 * Mikey: Yep, that's pretty much it.

 * Guano: Gonard, did you leave this on the audio board?
 * Gonard: That's preposterous! I've never seen that sandwich before in my life!
 * Guano: You autographed it! [sandwich reads 'Eat you later -Gonard']
 * Gonard: That could be any Gonard! [eats sandwich out of Guano's hand in one bite]

 * Mikey: We'll figure it out. We're rock stars.
 * Mitsuki: Rock stars who steal their music from a cell phone?!
 * Mikey: Is there any other kind?

 * Guano: For now, let's just worry about covering our butts.
 * Gonard: One step ahead of you. (has a sheep on his butt)

 * Mikey: Everyone. I have a confession to make.
 * Reporter: He's a vampire! It all adds up!

 * Yori: Something's not right about you guys.
 * Ori: Yeah. You hold your instruments funny.
 * Yori: All your songs are 15 seconds long!

La Cage Aux Mikey [1.17]

 * Lily: Well, if you really are Mikey's parents, then you must know a lot about him.
 * Guano: When's Mikey's birthday?
 * Gonard: What's Mikey's name?
 * [mimical gestures while an accordion plays in the background]

 * Gonard: [angrily] You made me learn how to cook delicious foods!? Do you know how useless that is to me!?

 * Gonard: To eat is a necessity; but to eat intelligently is an art.
 * Beef: That's beautiful, Gonard.
 * Gonard: A guy wrote it on my hand at the bus station. (holds up hand)

 * Mikey: You guys remember that reporter that was here?
 * Gonard: Sure, about yea high, face made of glass, always standing next to the fax machine.
 * Lily: You're thinking of the photocopier.
 * Gonard: That wasn't a reporter? Then why would he want a picture of my butt?

Reality Bites [1.18]

 * [Gonard, watching TV, sees himself on reality show]
 * Gonard: Oh, man, this guys got moves!
 * Mikey: Gonard, that's you!
 * Gonard: Shyeah, I wish.

 * Gonard: [holding the novel 'War and Peace'] No food for me; I'm too busy feeding my brain with book knowledge. [takes bite out of book and with mouth full] Mmm, verbs... mmm. Pass the syrup.

 * Guano: I don't know, guys, you know what they say, 'Too many cooks spoil the broth.'
 * Mikey: No. What they say is, 'Too many cooks write the best books.'

 * Gonard: [excitedly paging through a photo album] Here's me fighting 'gators in the Amazon. Oh, and and here's me playing ping-pong on the moon. Oh, and here's me inventing penicillin at the prom.
 * Mikey: Those are just pictures of you with sandwiches.
 * Gonard: Jealous?

 * Ozu: [angrily] What am I supposed to put on the air now?!
 * Yes Man: The Yes Man Variety Hour!

 * Gonard: If you want this butt camera back send 1000 unmarked cookies to my mouth by 3 o'clock tomorrow.

Mitsuki: This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket. Gonard: I look like a sandwich loving buffoon. Mikey: I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!

A Christmas Mikey [1.19]

 * Mikey: Gonard! You're not evil!
 * Gonard: Thanks, I've been using a new deoderant.
 * Ozu: Eat the stocking... EAT IT! [shoves christmas stocking in Yes-man's mouth]

 * Gonard: You're good, Kappa Mikey. Real good.
 * Mikey: The best.
 * Guano: Cut? [excited] Cut! That's a wrap, people!
 * [crew cheers]
 * Mitsuki: Mikey, that was amazing.
 * Lily: Yeah, for once you didn't destroy the whole set.
 * Mikey: Ain't no thing but a sumo ring. [tips over a camera and chaos quickly ensues] Sorry.
 * Guano: You know what, who cares? We're done for the season!

With Fans Like These [1.20]

 * Gonard: [Talking to sandwich] No mayo I said, but you wouldn't listen. [jams sandwich into paper shredder, machine overloads as sparks and smoke fly out]

 * Gonard: Sorry I'm late, I had to get beat up by some nerds. Ready?
 * Lily: Yeah, remember you're good cop I'm bad cop.
 * Gonard: Got it.
 * [Scene pans to Guano tied up in a chair]
 * Gonard: So Guano, how'd you like a punch in the gut?
 * Lily: [through clenched teeth] Gonard! Good cop.
 * Gonard: I mean, how would you like a kiss...in the gut? [Gonard thumbs up sign to Lily]

 * [Gonard dunks his head in a fish tank, comes up with a fish in his mouth, swallows fish]
 * Lily: Gonard!
 * Gonard: I just open my mouth, if a fish swims in that's his decision.

 * Mitsuki: You shouldn't mess with people who confuse T.V. and real life.
 * Mikey: Why not? Sounds like a great idea to me.
 * Mitsuki: Remember when we watched that nature show and Gonard threw the T.V. out the window cause he thought it was full of spiders?
 * Mikey: So?
 * Mitsuki: We lost THREE T.V.s!

 * Mikey: Good news, I'm nerd free!
 * Mitsuki: So you were honest, my advice worked?
 * Mikey: Oh yeah, about that. Sometimes true honesty means making up a crazy story about Gonard to scare away your fans.

 * Gonard: And I want sandwiches! [Bangs fist against wall] The good kind...with bread on the outside.

Big Brozu [1.21]

 * Gonard: I get it now. There aren't two Ozu's. That other guy is Ozu's brother.
 * Lily: [sarcastically]: Very good, Gonard.
 * Gonard: Now if only someone would explain to me who THAT guy is. [points to himself in a mirror and talks to his reflection] Hello, handsome.

 * Lily: This is a joke! You have no idea what you're doing.
 * Mikey: You've got spark. I like that. Give yourself a raise.
 * Lily: What!?
 * Mikey: You're fired!
 * [Lily gasps]

 * Ozu: We had an agreement, Brozu. I run LilyMu, you spend our family's money on diamond teeth and ill-fitting trousers.
 * Yes Man: [to Brozu] In your face!
 * No Man: Oh no!
 * Yes Man: Yesss! [attacks No Man]

 * [Brozu sees Lily for the first time]
 * Brozu: Oh Hello! Your daddy must be a doctor cause you're the sickest girl I ever saw!
 * Lily: OMG

 * [Gonard puts bunny ears on his butt]
 * Mitsuki: Um, Gonard, those are bunny ears.
 * Gonard: Oh, I thought they were butt feathers.
 * Mitsuki: ???
 * Lily: Until Mikey Simon is removed as producer, I'm going on strike!
 * Guano: Yeah!
 * Mitsuki: Me too!
 * Mikey: Wait stop! I can explain.

The Man Who Would be Mikey [1.22]

 * [Mikey finds a sword stuck on the rock]
 * Mikey: This should do the job.
 * Old Man: Beautiful, sword eye, this called the Dragon's Spike, pops you heard the legend.
 * Mikey: Of course, so this is what they use to stop Manzilla.
 * Old Man: Now, the Dragon's has been a history of dark and TWISTED!
 * Mikey: Oh, the Dragon's Spike, I thought you said the Dragon's Bike, anyway I'm sure no one would mind if I take her out for a little spin.
 * Old Man: [laughs evily] No one will not pull it from the stone. Thousands of tribe it all it fails, the grass, the blade is to...
 * Mikey: [pulls the blade out] See ya later. [leaves]
 * Old Man: Spike? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Uh Oh Guano [1.23]

 * Gonard: Mikey, to make someone less popular all you have to do is steal their belt.
 * [Yoshi walks by, his pants fall down]
 * Yoshi: My trousers!
 * Gonard: [chuckling and holding up Yoshi's belt] That'll teach him to look at my doughnut.

 * Mikey: Maybe I'll even be on Star Talk. The show where stars talk.
 * Lily: The only show you'll be on is America's Next Top Weirdo.
 * Mikey: Don't get my hopes up.

 * [talking about Butts, the currency of Buttstonia]
 * Gonard: Look, look at the pretty Butts.
 * Mitsuki: That's... okay.
 * Gonard: Touch them, touch my Butts! Touch my stinkin' Butts!

 * Sergie: I have earned my fortune. It is American dream.
 * Lily: This is Japan!
 * Sergie: It is Japanese dream then.

Like Ozu, Like Son [1.24]

 * Mitsuki: What's the matter, Mikey?
 * Lily: Another restaurant ban you for picking your nose with chopsticks?

 * [Gonard picks up greeting card Mikey dropped]
 * Gonard: [reading card] Happy Birthday to the world's greatest son. MOG! It's my birthday!?

 * Gonard: I know how to turn that frown upside down. [Gonard starts doing a stand up comedy routine] How 'bout that Ozu folks? I mean he's so old, I told him to act his age and he died! And his shoes, hiyo!

 * Lily: There's no way you two taught that bird to fly.
 * Guano: What are you even doing here?
 * Lily: [chuckles] Mocking you.
 * Gonard: Don't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. You'll show 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.
 * Mitsuki: What!?

 * [Talking about the shark]
 * Mikey: It didn't hurt anyone expect us and Yes Man and the shark that ate Yes Man.
 * [Scene switches to Yes Man inside the shark]
 * Yes Man: It's cozy in here!

La Femme Mitsuki [1.25]

 * [Mikey trying to get someone to go to a movie with him]
 * Mikey: Doesn't anyone here want to go with me?
 * Dr. Igor: I won't go with you, but maybe I'll see you there. [Mikey and Mitsuki looking puzzled] I work part-time as an usher.

 * Mikey: Now we've got copies of all your files and all your poems. [clearing throat] 'The lonely man in the mailbox' by Agent F.
 * Agent F: Stop! That's private!

 * Mikey: Okay Mitsuki, I want answers. Who was that guy? Where'd you learn those moves? What did you get me for my birthday? Answer in any order you like.

 * Gonard: But what if space is time and what if time is space? And what if space is space?... Are you gonna finish that sandwich?

The Oni Express [1.26]

 * Ozu: Yes Man, where have you been?
 * Yes Man: A magic orb stole my soul!
 * Ozu: Again?

 * Mitsuki: This Oni mask is our most precious artifact, it's over 6,000 years old.
 * Gonard: It has a very special purpose.
 * [Lily pulls down on one of the mask's horns, a drink dispenses from the mask's nostrils]
 * Mikey: Woah!

 * Mikey: I'm so pathetic. What kind of man can't even overpower a whale with his bare hands?

The Masked Tanuki [2.10]

 * Mitsuki: There's only one man lonely enough to have that many cats.
 * Lily: Yes Man?
 * Mitsuki: No. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Burglar.

Night of the Werepuff [2.15]

 * Lily: Here we are. I'm betting anything Mikey's inside.
 * Mitsuki: But there are thousands of clothing stores in Tokyo. What makes you think he's in this one?
 * Lily: Just a hunch. Plus there are hundreds of people running out screaming.
 * [sees crowd running out and screaming from the front door]
 * Mitsuki: Oh.

 * Mitsuki: Lily, quit it! We need to fix Mikey by midnight, or he'll be like this forever!
 * Lily: Works for me.

 * Lily: You know, I guess I always felt there was something keeping us apart. Now I know that something was Mikey's voice, face, body and texture. But that's all changed now.

 * Guano: All my life, the tall furry guys always get everything, and the short furry guys just get kicked around. Well, I'm sick of it. Have I not fur? Do I not shed? I'm onto you, werepuffs. One day you'll slip up. And I'll be waiting!

 * Mitsuki: (tearing up) I'm just so glad for them. Seeing those two together is like a dream come true. (blows nose) If I could tell those lovers one thing, it'd probably be... (cries)

 * [Werepuff kidnaps Lily]
 * Guano: What was that?
 * Gonard: Oh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.
 * Mitsuki: Oh. They always go for the blonde.

Live LilyMu [2.23]

 * [Mikey puts farting powder on Gonard's ice cream, pretending it is sprinkles]
 * Mitsuki: Ooooh! Mint chip, my favorite!
 * Mikey: Actually, this is really for Gonard.
 * Mitsuki: One bite couldn't hurt.
 * Mikey: Come on Mitsuki. Do you really need the carbs?
 * Mitsuki: I'll take my chances. [tastes the ice cream] Mmmmm!
 * Speakerphone: Places everyone. Broadcasting is in less than one minute.
 * Mikey: Uh oh.

Mitsuki Butterfly [2.24]

 * Mikey: Mitsuki, help!
 * Dadzuki: I'm coming Mikey!
 * Mikey: Wow, [Dadzuki lifts him up] you're hands are strong and hairy. Thanks, Mitsuki, you're a lifesaver.
 * Dadzuki: Not so fast! You see, I'm not Mitsuki at all.
 * Mikey: Huh?
 * Gonard, Lily, and Guano: Huh?
 * Dadzuki: Yes, it is I Dadzuki, the father of Mitsuki.
 * [Mikey, Gonard, Guano, and Lily gasps]

The Wizard of Ozu [2.26]

 * [last lines]
 * Mikey: There's no place like home! Right, Gonard?

Cast

 * Michael Sinterniklaas as Mikey Simon
 * Sean Schemmel as Gonard
 * Gary Mack as Guano
 * Kether Donohue as Lily
 * Carrie Keranen as Mitsuki
 * Stephen Moverly as Ozu
 * Jesse Adams as Yes Man

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User talk:Vints

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Winston Churchill
Thanks for contributing to Winston Churchill. I think the quote you added is probably a misquotation of Churchill's address to his old school, Harrow School, on 29 October 1941. Churchill actually said "Never give in" rather than "Never give up". Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 21:11, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

 * I don't know, maybe you are right.Vints 22:26, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Deepakji~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Deepakji. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Deepakji~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:21, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

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User talk:The Driphter~enwikiquote

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called The Driphter. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name The Driphter~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:37, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

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Wonder Showzen

Wonder Showzen (2005–2006) is a chaotic mix of puppets, animation and live action with a twist that will leave viewers torn between laughter, sadness and sheer perplexity.

Birth [1.1]

 * Clarence: What are you running from, Guy?"
 * Guy: (Jogging) Females.
 * Clarence: "Females? There's no females chasing you, I've seen your face.

 * Introduction: Todays Wonder Showzen is brought to you by; the letter N, Mexico, and Baby's First Sensual Oil, because you're never too young to set the night on fire.

Space [1.2]

 * Kaitlin: Mr. Chauncey, we have to ask God to put the Earth back together.
 * Chauncey: Ask God? Well Thats a great idea, only one problem, the chump ain't real!
 * Kaitlin: Well we can't ask God for help unless you believe in God.
 * Chauncey: Well I can't just magically believe in something that I don't believe in.
 * Kaitlin: Of course you can, Chauncey."
 * Chauncey: You mean, if I pretend hard enough I'll believe?
 * Kaitlin: All you gotta do is pretend to believe, prove to yourself its okay to deceive. Just tell your mind to lie to your soul and let the fright of god take control. 'Cause, All you gotta do is pretend to believe and you'll meet God up in heaven.

 * A.P. Gibralter: In a related story, advances in genetic technologies have allowed parents to customize their babies in the womb. With such awesome accessories as a cup holder, built in CD player, 4-wheel drive, and acne that spells out the name of your favorite band. *the acne is in the shape of the logo of the metal band, Dokken*

Ocean [1.3]

 * Tyler: The only difference between "Special", and "Wonderful", is . . . Tyler.

 * Chauncey: We're gonna be rich.
 * Him: Chicken rich.

 * We're on an adventure, you're not on our adventure. You'll never have an adventure, cause you're sitting on your couch like a loser. Smash your TV and have adventure... Smash your TV and have adventure... Smash your TV and have adventure... Smash your TV and have adventure...

Diversity [1.4]

 * Letter A: I got some letters for 'ya. F-U, bitch!
 * Number 1: Yea? I got a number for 'ya. Number 2 . . on your chest, jerk!"

 * Boy: My daddy needs pills for love.

 * Chauncey: Hey brothers and sisters, it's your friendly neighborhood hippie here with a message of peace. We can stop this knife-fight if we all join hands and visualize a big hug in the sky.

 * Wonder Showzen Girl: Shut up hippie! You stink, go take a shower!

 * Boogie Noogie Bunch: [singing] Boogity munch, we're the Boogie Noogie Bunch! Clouds they snuggle and cookies they smunch! Huggies and'a kissies, cuddles and crunch! We're the Boogie Noogie Bunch!

 * Grumpy Boogie: I don't like Noogie Boogie! And I don't their Noogie music with their porch Noogie jungle Boogie beats!

 * Number 8: Numbers and Letters are different as wearing sheets and Kosher meats.
 * Letter J: Numbers and letters are different as oil refining and constantly whining.
 * Number 8: Numbers and letters are different as driving cabs and worshiping Babs.
 * Letter J: Numbers and letters are different as body odor and Rabbi Schroeder.
 * Number 8: Numbers and letters are different as declaring Jihad and fasting for God.
 * Letter J: Numbers and letters are different as becoming a martyr and liking to barter.

 * Letter A: I was born ready to die.

Nature [1.5]

 * (Two cows, a small white one and a large black one, are grazing in a field)
 * Milana: Who would win in a knife fight between these two cows.
 * John: Obviously blackie would.
 * Milana: Is that a metaphor for our society?

History [1.6]

 * Number 2: Aww come on Chauncy, just give me a real chance!
 * Chauncey: Chance?! You had your chance and you gobbled its balls!

Health [1.7]

 * Him: Him must now eat your brains! Brains! Brains! BRAINS!

 * Him: Don't worry, Him get rid of sores.
 * (Eats one of Wordsworth's sores)
 * Wordsworth: Him! Those are contagious.
 * Him: Contagiously delicious.

 * Clarence: Say, I'm going to be dead tomorrow cause I smoke.
 * Smoker: I hope so. I hate this life.

 * Cooties Spokesman: Cooties will turn your brain into mush (cooties...), your nipples into lips :(will...), and your dreams into screams (totally kill you, dude...).

 * Cooties Spokesman: Cooties may not be fatal or deadly, but then again, it will kill you.

Body [2.1]

 * Introduction: Today’s very special Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Letter P, Wind In A Can, and broadcast in Victim Vision. When you hear the (victim...), strap on your... *terrified screams

 * Chauncey: This isn't gonna be easy to say but: we all hate you, and we think you're a stupid bitch!

 * Chauncey: It's called tough love, you dumb slut.

 * Trevor: What did you do with that bowl of soup.
 * Woman: Bowl of soup?
 * Trevor: The one you got free with that haircut.

 * Trevor: Fifteen girls? Somewhere, fifteen frat guys are missing their punching bags.

Time [2.2]

 * Introduction: Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Time, Ching-Chong-China, and 'IT'.
 * Shtugar: I like totally love you!
 * Him: Me so wet!
 * Future Chauncey: Watch me go teabag that Pterodactyl over there.
 * Wordsworth: What a cool Chauncey.
 * Chinese Waiter: What about happy ending?
 * Chauncey: Oh, I'm gonna get a happy ending, alright: all over my own face!

Knowledge [2.3]

 * Chauncey: I'm gonna' kill you Middle America, when you most expect it! I'm gonna' cut the brakes on your balloon!

 * Trevor: I would like to ask you some test marketing type questions.
 * Test-Marketer: Okay.
 * Trevor: Would you strongly disagree, slightly disagree, or only disagree with this sentence?
 * Test-Marketer: (confused) Strongly disagree.

 * (High on fumes)
 * Chauncey: These genital-fumes are like . . . twa.
 * Him: It like, why we here are Earth, man?

Justice [2.4]

 * Narrator: The strong shall devour the meek's reward!

Science [2.5]

 * Introduction: Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Science, the Inner Child, and 'Bring Your Slaughter To Work' Day.

 * Voice: [singing] Be a man and rise from your grave, 'cause death is for babies.

 * Male Singer: Girls! We work hard too!
 * Girls, can work just like you!
 * Oh, girls can do anything guys can do!
 * Girls are doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it.
 * A girl could even sing this...

Young Girl: Song...

Cooperation [2.6]

 * Clarence: This is the Chernobyl of TV shows.
 * Chauncey: Only with less laughs.

 * Wonder Showzen Kid: (during apocalypse video) It's so quiet. I guess we did it, we achieved world peace! YAYYYYYYY!

 * Chauncey: We're broker than a two-cent nickel up a hobo's dumper.

 * Bootleg Chauncey: (after the number 9 kills the number 11) I hate the new normal. Now watch 'Answer Question.'

 * Sthugar: Don't you see? War never solved anything.

 * Choir: [singing] War never solved anything, war never solved no problems, except for World War II, the Civil War, the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812, and every war that's ever been fought. Except for Vietnam. Although Vietnam was never officially considered a war proper.

 * Male singer 1: [reading from script] It was arguably an essential stop-gap conflict that might have averted a further escalation of tensions between the US and communist blockaway, and even this humanitarianism was the worst American betrayal of freedom throughout the world but other than that..

 * Choir: [singing] War never solved anything, war never solved anything. War never solved anything. War never solved anything.

 * Male singer 2: [ad lib] Cause I need you girl...

Clarence Special Report [2.8]

 * Old Man: Make some TV... oh... I think they should be more detailed information about what's going on, there doesn't seem to be that and what is given doesn't allow much of choice. Same with our elections... our taxation. They cut away... the, uh, municipalities are all cutting budgets, and the taxes still remain the same. Which means that somebody's pocket is being lined. Just so many other things that I could say, the weather, the changes that have happened, that are coming about, that we don't know anything definite how we stand with our climate. We... Everything, industry, the automobiles cost the, now the prices are the salaries of the individual. The... taxation in general. There's... the biggest problem of all is we're not earning that high income to be taxing people the way we are and then our values in terms of properties have gone to such extremes, that housing you can't afford it anymore and um... those people that do buy their housing, it's because they get a lottery chance and nothing else. Uhhh... Industry, manufacturing, the clothes we wear is not suitable to be worn. It's miserable and those that are suitable are very high priced. There's a lot of things that could be say, issues that have to be discussed, that are affecting every single of us in one way or another. The cigarettes, they're penalizing these companies, this means jobs for these people. That's another factor that's taken a high hit. Petroleum... Taxes with the oil... Gas... with the phone companies. They're really feasting on the public and we still have nothing to say. You know, we just go on paying whatever rates they want, whatever taxes they want... and mean while, we're the ones that are getting the shaft. I think in one way or another... That's it. Goodbye.

 * Clarence: Well I guess there's no such thing as compelling television. Goodbye...

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The Adventures of Chico and Guapo

The Adventures of Chico and Guapo (2006) is an animated series that follows the misadventures of two interns trying to get ahead in the music business.

Affirmative Reaction

 * Latrina Aquinetta: Thank you! I’m gon’ put the mackdown in smackdown! I’m so bad I’z smacks myself!

 * Chico: Hello, he aint in love with you!
 * Concepcion: Oh yea he is! He come by and try to get close to me, and touch my cucho, lick my toe-toe, rub my bolo!

 * Chico: We killed him! What are we gonna do now?
 * Guapo: No, you killed him, you’re going to jail!
 * Chico: Oh no, my grandma is gonna kill me if I go to jail!"

 * Hank: Count Chocula and Donnie Osmand? I see what you’re goin’ for but white people are suspicious and easily spooked.

 * Duck: Affleck! Affleck!
 * Chico: Shut up Ben! You’re movies aint that good anyway!

 * Concepcion: I turn Shanekwa’s head around like the girl in the exorcist…or in Scary Movie 2.

 * Mr. Angelo: I am not wasting my hard earned money just to make white people feel better about themselves.

 * Guapo: Hurry up! Help me put the hippo in the closet!

 * Chico: Guapo look at that - pretend lesbians.
 * Guapo: I don’t care if they’re pretending or not, they’re all the same to me.

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Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah (born Dana Elaine Owens on March 18, 1970) is a Grammy-winning American rapper/singer and Academy Award-nominated actress.

Quotes

 * There are different flavours of sexiness.
 * BBC Interview January 2003

 * There are a lot of people who helped make Queen Latifah who she is today. I don't forget, but a lot of people do and get big heads. My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home. I'm not allowed to get a big head, I've still got to do the simple things in life.
 * BBC Interview January 2003.

title: Queen Latifah