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Wikiquote:Bartlett's 1919 Index

The following is a list of 658 persons (and books) with entries in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919), a work in the public domain. All of the quotes from this compilation have now been incorporated into the Wikiquote pages for their authors.

Although citation to Bartlett's is sufficient to include these quotes on the pages of the authors, it would be preferable for the quotes to be fully cited to the original work, leaving no need to cite Bartlett's at all. Note that the 1919 Bartlett's information is not independently fully sourced, as the quotes tends to lack page numbers and dates. Furthermore, some quotes have been found to be misattributed or contain errors, so they should be taken with at least a grain of salt.

Please note that the fact that a name is listed here does not mean that the entry on that person is complete by Wikiquote standards; it only means that whatever quotes the 1919 Bartlett's contained from that person are now contained in Wikiquote.

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 * 1) A. E. Housman
 * 2) A. M. Toplady
 * 3) Aaron Hill (writer)
 * 4) Abraham Cowley
 * 5) Abraham Lincoln
 * 6) Adam Lindsay Gordon
 * 7) Adelaide Anne Procter
 * 8) Aeschylus
 * 9) Agnes M. F. R. Darmesteter (Agnes Mary Frances Duclaux)
 * 10) Alain-René Lesage (Alain René Le Sage)
 * 11) Albert Gorton Greene
 * 12) Alexander Pope
 * 13) Alexander Smith
 * 14) Alfonso X (the Wise)
 * 15) Alfred Austin
 * 16) Alfred Bunn
 * 17) Alfred Cochrane
 * 18) Alfred de Musset
 * 19) Alfred Domett
 * 20) Alfred Noyes
 * 21) Alfred Tennyson
 * 22) Algernon Charles Swinburne
 * 23) Algernon Sidney
 * 24) Ali Ben Abi Taleb
 * 25) Alice Cary
 * 26) Allan Cunningham
 * 27) Andoche Junot
 * 28) Andrew Cherry
 * 29) Andrew Fletcher
 * 30) Andrew Jackson
 * 31) Andrew Lang
 * 32) Andrew Marvell
 * 33) Ann Radcliffe
 * 34) Anna Laetitia Barbauld
 * 35) Archibald Philip Primrose, Earl of Rosebery
 * 36) Artemus Ward
 * 37) Arthur Hugh Clough
 * 38) Arthur James, Earl of Balfour
 * 39) Arthur Murphy
 * 40) Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington
 * 41) Arthur William Edgar O'Shaughnessy
 * 42) Athenaeus
 * 43) August von Kotzebue
 * 44) Sir Austen Henry Layard
 * 45) Austin Dobson
 * 46) Bartholomew Dowling
 * 47) Barton Booth
 * 48) Barry Cornwall (Bryan W. Procter)
 * 49) Bayard Taylor
 * 50) Beilby Porteus
 * 51) Ben Jonson
 * 52) Benjamin Constant
 * 53) Benjamin Disraeli
 * 54) Benjamin Franklin
 * 55) Benjamin Franklin King, Jr.
 * 56) Bertrand Barère de Vieuzac
 * 57) Bidpai
 * 58) Blaise Pascal
 * 59) Bliss Carman
 * 60) Caroline Elizabeth Sarah Norton
 * 61) Cecil Frances Alexander
 * 62) Celia Thaxter
 * 63) Charles Churchill
 * 64) Charles Dibdin
 * 65) Charles Dickens
 * 66) Charles Fenno Hoffman
 * 67) Charles Fletcher Dole
 * 68) Charles Follen Adams
 * 69) Charles Francis Adams
 * 70) Charles Godfrey Leland
 * 71) Charles Hamilton Aïdé
 * 72) Charles Henry Webb
 * 73) Charles Jefferys
 * 74) Charles Joseph, prince de Ligne
 * 75) Charles Kingsley
 * 76) Charles Lamb
 * 77) Charles Mackay
 * 78) Charles Macklin
 * 79) Charles Miner
 * 80) Charles Morris ±
 * 81) Charles Neaves
 * 82) Charles Robert Darwin
 * 83) Charles Sprague
 * 84) Charles Stuart Calverley
 * 85) Charles Wolfe
 * 86) Charlotte Perkins Gilman
 * 87) Christina Georgina Rossetti
 * 88) Christopher Marlowe
 * 89) Cicero
 * 90) Clement Clarke Moore
 * 91) Colley Cibber
 * 92) Coventry Kearsey Deighton Patmore
 * 93) Cyril Tourneur
 * 94) Daniel Clement Colesworthy
 * 95) Daniel Defoe
 * 96) Daniel Webster
 * 97) Dante Alighieri
 * 98) Dante Gabriel Rossetti
 * 99) David Everett
 * 100) David Garrick
 * 101) David Law Proudfit (Peleg Arkwright)
 * 102) Dinah Maria Mulock Craik
 * 103) Diogenes Laërtius
 * 104) Dionysius the Elder
 * 105) Donald Grant Mitchell
 * 106) Douglas William Jerrold
 * 107) Duke of Buckinghamshire Sheffield (John Sheffield, 1st Duke of Buckingham and Normanby)
 * 108) Edgar Allan Poe
 * 109) Edmund Burke
 * 110) Edmund Clarence Stedman
 * 111) Sir Edmund Gosse
 * 112) Edmund Hamilton Sears
 * 113) Edmund Spenser
 * 114) Edmund Waller
 * 115) Edward Young
 * 116) Edwin Arlington Robinson
 * 117) Sir Edward Coke
 * 118) Sir Edward Dyer
 * 119) Edmond Rostand
 * 120) Edward Coate Pinckney (Edward Coote Pinkney)
 * 121) Edward Everett
 * 122) Edward FitzGerald
 * 123) Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
 * 124) Edward Gibbon
 * 125) Edward Hazen Parker, M.D.
 * 126) Edward Hyde, Earl of Clarendon
 * 127) Edward Lear
 * 128) Edward, Lord Thurlow
 * 129) Edward Moore
 * 130) Edward Robert, Earl of Lytton (Owen Meredith) Bulwer-Lytton
 * 131) Sir Edwin Arnold
 * 132) Edwin Markham
 * 133) Edwin Ransford
 * 134) Eliza Cook
 * 135) Elizabeth Akers Allen (Elizabeth Chase Allen)
 * 136) Elizabeth Barrett Browning
 * 137) Ella Wheeler Wilcox
 * 138) Ellen Clementine Howarth
 * 139) Ellen Sturgis Hooper
 * 140) Emily Brontë
 * 141) Epes Sargent
 * 142) Epictetus
 * 143) Erasmus Darwin
 * 144) Ernest Lawrence Thayer
 * 145) Ethel Lynn Beers
 * 146) Eugene Field
 * 147) Eugene Lee Hamilton (Eugene Lee-Hamilton)
 * 148) Euripides
 * 149) Fanny Greville (Frances Greville)
 * 150) Felicia Dorothea Hemans
 * 151) Fitz-Greene Halleck
 * 152) Frances Anne Kemble
 * 153) Frances Janes Van Alstyne Crosby
 * 154) Francis Bacon
 * 155) Francis Beaumont
 * 156) Francis Bret Harte
 * 157) Sir Francis Cowley Burnand
 * 158) Francis Miles Finch
 * 159) Francis Quarles
 * 160) Francis Scott Key
 * 161) Francis Thompson
 * 162) Francis Turner Palgrave
 * 163) Francis William Bourdillon
 * 164) François, duc de La Rochefoucauld
 * 165) François Marie Arouet de Voltaire
 * 166) François Rabelais
 * 167) François Villon
 * 168) Frederick Locker-Lampson
 * 169) Frederick William Faber
 * 170) Frederick William Henry Myers
 * 171) Frederick William Thomas
 * 172) Friedrich, Freiherr von Logau (Friedrich von Logau)
 * 173) Friedrich von Schiller
 * 174) Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
 * 175) Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke
 * 176) Geoffrey Chaucer
 * 177) George Arnold
 * 178) George Barlow
 * 179) George Barrington
 * 180) George Berkeley
 * 181) George Bernard Shaw
 * 182) George Canning
 * 183) George Chapman
 * 184) George Crabbe
 * 185) George, the Younger Colman
 * 186) George Eliot
 * 187) George Farquhar
 * 188) George Gordon Noel Byron
 * 189) George Henry Boker
 * 190) George Herbert
 * 191) George John Whyte-Melville
 * 192) George Linley
 * 193) George Louis Palmella Busson Du Maurier
 * 194) George Lyttelton, 1st Baron Lyttelton
 * 195) George Macbeth Moir
 * 196) George Macdonald
 * 197) George Meredith
 * 198) George Moore (George Moore (novelist))
 * 199) George Parsons Lathrop
 * 200) George Peele
 * 201) George Pope Morris
 * 202) George Robert Sims
 * 203) George Walter Thornbury
 * 204) George Washington
 * 205) George William Curtis
 * 206) George William Russell
 * 207) George Wither
 * 208) Gerald Griffin
 * 209) Gerald Massey
 * 210) Gesta Romanorum
 * 211) Grover Cleveland
 * 212) Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas
 * 213) Gustave Nadaud
 * 214) Hannah More
 * 215) Harriet Beecher Stowe
 * 216) Harriet Prescott Spofford
 * 217) Harriet Winslow Sewall
 * 218) Hartley Coleridge
 * 219) Helen Hunt Jackson
 * 220) Helen Selina, Lady Dufferin Sheridan (Helen Blackwood, Baroness Dufferin and Claneboye)
 * 221) Henrik Ibsen
 * 222) Henry Carey
 * 223) Henry Clay
 * 224) Henry Codman Potter
 * 225) Henry Cuyler Bunner
 * 226) Henry David Thoreau
 * 227) Henry Howarth Bashford
 * 228) Henry Fielding
 * 229) Henry Fothergill Chorley
 * 230) Henri Frédéric Amiel
 * 231) Henry Hart Milman
 * 232) Henry Howard Brownell
 * 233) Sir Henry John Newbolt
 * 234) Henry Lee (Henry Lee III)
 * 235) Henry Mills Alden
 * 236) Henry Peter, Lord Brougham (Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham and Vaux)
 * 237) Sir Henry Taylor
 * 238) Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
 * 239) Henry van Dyke
 * 240) Henry Vaughan
 * 241) Henry, Viscount Bolingbroke St. John (Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke)
 * 242) Sir Henry Wotton
 * 243) Herbert Spencer
 * 244) Hesiod
 * 245) Hester Lynch Thrale
 * 246) Hippocrates
 * 247) Horace
 * 248) Horace Greeley
 * 249) Horace Smith
 * 250) Horace Walpole
 * 251) Horatio, Viscount Nelson
 * 252) Mrs. Humphry Ward (Augusta Arnold Ward; Mary Augusta Ward)
 * 253) Ingram Crockett
 * 254) Isaac Bickerstaff
 * 255) Isaac de Benserade
 * 256) Isaac H. Bromley
 * 257) Isaac McLennan (Isaac McLellan)
 * 258) Sir Isaac Newton
 * 259) Isaac Watts
 * 260) Israel Zangwill
 * 261) Izaak Walton
 * 262) J. Augustus Wade (J. Augustine Wade)
 * 263) J. G. von Salis (Johann Gaudenz von Salis-Seewis)
 * 264) J. Howard Payne (John Howard Payne)
 * 265) J. M. Usteri (Johann Martin Usteri)
 * 266) J. P. Kemble (John Philip Kemble)
 * 267) James Aldrich
 * 268) James Beattie
 * 269) James Bramston
 * 270) James Fordyce
 * 271) James Gates Percival
 * 272) James Graham, Marquess of Montrose
 * 273) James Henry Hammond
 * 274) James Hurdis
 * 275) James Jeffrey Roche
 * 276) Sir James Mackintosh
 * 277) James Matthews Legaré
 * 278) James Maurice Thompson
 * 279) James Merrick
 * 280) James Montgomery
 * 281) James Proctor Knott
 * 282) James Russell Lowell
 * 283) James Ryder Randall
 * 284) James Shirley
 * 285) James Smith
 * 286) James Thomas Fields
 * 287) James Thomson (poet)
 * 288) James Townley
 * 289) James Whitcomb Riley
 * 290) Jane Brereton
 * 291) Jane Elliott
 * 292) Jane Taylor
 * 293) Jean Baptiste Poquelin Molière
 * 294) Jean Ingelow
 * 295) Jean de La Fontaine
 * 296) Jean Jacques Rousseau
 * 297) Joaquin Miller (Cincinnatus Hiner)
 * 298) Joel Chandler Harris (Uncle Remus)
 * 299) Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 * 300) John Adams
 * 301) John Addington Symonds
 * 302) John Banister Tabb (John Bannister Tabb)
 * 303) John Boyle O'Reilly
 * 304) John Bright
 * 305) John Brown
 * 306) John Bunyan
 * 307) John Byrom
 * 308) John Caldwell Calhoun
 * 309) John Davidson (poet)
 * 310) Sir John Davies (poet)
 * 311) Sir John Denham
 * 312) John Dennis
 * 313) John Dickinson
 * 314) John Donne
 * 315) John Dryden
 * 316) John Dyer
 * 317) John Edwin
 * 318) John Ferriar
 * 319) John Fletcher
 * 320) Sir John Fortescue
 * 321) John Gardiner Calkins Brainard
 * 322) John Gay
 * 323) John Godfrey Saxe
 * 324) John Greenleaf Whittier
 * 325) Sir John Harrington
 * 326) John Henry Boner
 * 327) John Henry Newman
 * 328) John Heywood
 * 329) John Home
 * 330) John Hookham Frere
 * 331) John James Ingalls
 * 332) John James Robert, Duke of Rutland Manners (John Manners, 7th Duke of Rutland)
 * 333) John Keats
 * 334) John Keble
 * 335) John Kendrick Bangs
 * 336) John Langhorne (John Langhorne (poet))
 * 337) John Logan (John Logan (minister))
 * 338) John Lyly
 * 339) John Milton
 * 340) John Milton Hay (John Hay)
 * 341) John Morley
 * 342) John Norris
 * 343) John Pierpont
 * 344) John Pomfret
 * 345) Sir John Powell
 * 346) John Quincy Adams
 * 347) John Ruskin
 * 348) John Selden
 * 349) John Sirmond (Jean Sirmond)
 * 350) John Skelton
 * 351) Sir John Suckling
 * 352) John Sullivan Dwight
 * 353) John Tillotson
 * 354) John Tobin
 * 355) John Townsend Trowbridge
 * 356) John Trumbull
 * 357) John Webster
 * 358) John Wesley
 * 359) John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
 * 360) John Wolcot
 * 361) Jonathan M. Sewall
 * 362) Jonathan Swift
 * 363) Joseph Addison
 * 364) Joseph Chamberlain
 * 365) Joseph Edwards Carpenter
 * 366) Joseph Fouché
 * 367) Joseph Hall
 * 368) Joseph Henry Shorthouse
 * 369) Joseph Henshaw
 * 370) Joseph Hopkinson
 * 371) Joseph Rodman Drake
 * 372) Joseph Rouget de L’Isle
 * 373) Josiah Gilbert Holland
 * 374) Josiah Quincy
 * 375) Josiah Quincy
 * 376) Julia A. Fletcher Carney (Julia Abigail Fletcher Carney)
 * 377) Julia Caroline Dorr
 * 378) Julia Ward Howe
 * 379) Juvenal
 * 380) Katharine Tynan Hinkson
 * 381) Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
 * 382) Lady Nairne
 * 383) Laman Blanchard (Samuel Laman Blanchard)
 * 384) Laurence Sterne
 * 385) Leo, Count Tolstoy
 * 386) Leonard Heath (Lyman Heath)
 * 387) Lewis Carroll
 * 388) Sir Lewis Morris
 * 389) Lewis Theobald
 * 390) Leigh Hunt
 * 391) Lord Denman (Thomas Denman, 1st Baron Denman)
 * 392) Lord Stowell (William Scott, 1st Baron Stowell)
 * 393) Louise Chandler Moulton
 * 394) Lucretius
 * 395) Lucy Larcom
 * 396) Ludwig Uhland
 * 397) Lydia Maria Child
 * 398) Madame Roland
 * 399) Madison Julius Cawein
 * 400) Marcus Aurelius
 * 401) Margaret Elizabeth Sangster
 * 402) Margaret Witter Fuller
 * 403) Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, marquise Du Deffand
 * 404) Mark Akenside
 * 405) Mark Lemon
 * 406) Mark Twain
 * 407) Martial
 * 408) Martin Farquhar Tupper
 * 409) Martin Luther
 * 410) Martyn Parker (Martin Parker)
 * 411) Mary Abigail Dodge
 * 412) Mary E. Coleridge (Mary Elizabeth Coleridge)
 * 413) Mary Frances Butts
 * 414) Mary Gardiner Brainard
 * 415) Mary Howitt
 * 416) Mary Mapes Dodge
 * 417) Mathew Roydon
 * 418) Matthew Arnold
 * 419) Matthew Green
 * 420) Mathew Henry
 * 421) Matthew Prior
 * 422) Matthias Barr
 * 423) Maurice Maeterlinck
 * 424) McDonald Clarke
 * 425) Michael Drayton
 * 426) Michel Eyquem, seigneur de Montaigne
 * 427) Michael J. Barry (Michael Joseph Barry)
 * 428) Michel Jean Sedaine (Michel-Jean Sedaine)
 * 429) Michelangelo Buonarroti
 * 430) Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
 * 431) Mimnermus
 * 432) Mortimer Collins
 * 433) Nathaniel Cotton
 * 434) Nathaniel Lee
 * 435) Nathaniel Parker Willis
 * 436) Nicholas Rowe
 * 437) Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
 * 438) Nixon Waterman
 * 439) Nora Perry
 * 440) Norman Macleod
 * 441) Oliver Goldsmith
 * 442) Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
 * 443) Omar Khayyam
 * 444) Oscar Wilde
 * 445) Ovid
 * 446) Owen Seaman
 * 447) Park Benjamin
 * 448) Patrick Henry
 * 449) Paul Hamilton Hayne
 * 450) Paul Moon James
 * 451) Percy Bysshe Shelley
 * 452) Phaedrus
 * 453) Philip Doddridge
 * 454) Philip Freneau
 * 455) Philip James Bailey
 * 456) Philip Massinger
 * 457) Plutarch
 * 458) Sir Philip Sidney
 * 459) Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
 * 460) Phillips Brooks
 * 461) Phoebe Cary
 * 462) Plautus
 * 463) Pliny the Elder
 * 464) Pliny the Younger
 * 465) Publius Syrus
 * 466) Quintilian
 * 467) Ralph Venning
 * 468) Ralph Waldo Emerson
 * 469) Reginald Heber
 * 470) Richard Barnfield
 * 471) Richard Bentley
 * 472) Richard Brinsley Sheridan
 * 473) Richard Crashaw
 * 474) Richard Edwards (Richard Edwardes)
 * 475) Richard Garnett
 * 476) Richard Gifford
 * 477) Richard Henry Horne
 * 478) Richard Henry Stoddard
 * 479) Sir Richard Holland
 * 480) Richard Hooker
 * 481) Richard Hovey
 * 482) Richard Le Gallienne
 * 483) Richard Lovelace
 * 484) Richard Maurice Bucke
 * 485) Richard Monckton Milnes Houghton
 * 486) Richard Realf
 * 487) Richard Ryan
 * 488) Richard Savage
 * 489) Sir Richard Steele
 * 490) Richard Watson Gilder
 * 491) Robert Barnabas Brough
 * 492) Robert Blair
 * 493) Robert Browning
 * 494) Robert Burns
 * 495) Robert Burton
 * 496) Robert Charles Winthrop
 * 497) Robert Gilfillan
 * 498) Robert Green Ingersoll
 * 499) Robert Hall
 * 500) Robert Herrick
 * 501) Robert Louis Stevenson
 * 502) Robert Montgomery
 * 503) Robert Pollok
 * 504) Robert Seymour Bridges
 * 505) Robert Southey
 * 506) Sir Robert Walpole
 * 507) Robert William Buchanan
 * 508) Roden Berkeley Wriothesley Noel
 * 509) Rose Hartwick Thorpe
 * 510) Rudyard Kipling
 * 511) Rufus Choate
 * 512) Rutherford Birchard Hayes
 * 513) Saint Augustine
 * 514) Salmon Portland Chase
 * 515) Sam Walter Foss
 * 516) Samuel Butler
 * 517) Samuel Daniel
 * 518) Samuel Foote
 * 519) Samuel Francis Smith
 * 520) Sir Samuel Garth
 * 521) Samuel Johnson
 * 522) Samuel Lover
 * 523) Samuel Madden
 * 524) Samuel Rogers
 * 525) Samuel Smiles
 * 526) Samuel Taylor Coleridge
 * 527) Samuel Woodworth
 * 528) Sarah Chauncey Woolsey
 * 529) Sarah Doudney
 * 530) Sarah Flower Adams
 * 531) Sarah Helen Whitman
 * 532) Sarah Morgan Bryan Piatt
 * 533) Seba Smith
 * 534) Seneca the Younger
 * 535) Sidney Lanier
 * 536) Silas Weir Mitchell
 * 537) Sophocles
 * 538) Stephen Collins Foster
 * 539) Sydney Smith
 * 540) Tacitus
 * 541) Terence
 * 542) Tertullian
 * 543) Theodore Chickering Williams
 * 544) Theodore Parker
 * 545) Theodore Roosevelt
 * 546) Theodore Tilton
 * 547) Theognis
 * 548) Theophile Marzials
 * 549) Thomas à Kempis
 * 550) Thomas Babington
 * 551) Thomas Bailey Aldrich
 * 552) Sir Thomas Browne
 * 553) Sir William Schwenck Gilbert
 * 554) Thomas Buchanan Read
 * 555) Thomas Campbell
 * 556) Thomas Carew
 * 557) Thomas Carlyle
 * 558) Thomas Chandler Haliburton
 * 559) Thomas Dunn English
 * 560) Thomas Dekker
 * 561) Thomas Drummond
 * 562) Thomas Edward Brown
 * 563) Thomas Fuller
 * 564) Thomas Gray
 * 565) Thomas Haynes Bayly
 * 566) Thomas Hardy
 * 567) Thomas Henry Huxley
 * 568) Thomas Heywood
 * 569) Thomas Hobbes
 * 570) Thomas Holley Chivers
 * 571) Thomas Hood
 * 572) Thomas Jefferson
 * 573) Thomas Ken
 * 574) Thomas Kibble Hervey
 * 575) Thomas Middleton
 * 576) Thomas Moore
 * 577) Thomas Morton (Thomas Morton (playwright))
 * 578) Thomas Moss (Thomas Moss (minister)
 * 579) Thomas Noel (Thomas Noel (poet))
 * 580) Sir Thomas Noon Talfourd
 * 581) Thomas Osborne Davis
 * 582) Thomas Otway
 * 583) Sir Thomas Overbury
 * 584) Thomas Paine
 * 585) Thomas Parnell
 * 586) Thomas Percy
 * 587) Thomas Southerne
 * 588) Thomas Sternhold
 * 589) Thomas Tickell
 * 590) Thomas Tusser
 * 591) Thomas Warton
 * 592) Thomas William Parsons
 * 593) Tobias George Smollett
 * 594) Tom Brown (satirist)
 * 595) Ulysses Simpson Grant
 * 596) Colonel Blacker (Valentine Blacker)
 * 597) Vauvenargues (Luc de Clapiers, Marquis de Vauvenargues)
 * 598) Von Münch Bellinghausen
 * 599) W. J. Mickle (William Julius Mickle)
 * 600) Walt Whitman
 * 601) Sir Walter Raleigh
 * 602) Walter Savage Landor
 * 603) Sir Walter Scott
 * 604) Washington Irving
 * 605) Wendell Phillips
 * 606) Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon
 * 607) Will Carleton
 * 608) William Allen Butler
 * 609) William Allingham
 * 610) William Augustus Muhlenberg
 * 611) William B. Rhodes (William Barnes Rhodes)
 * 612) Sir William Blackstone
 * 613) William Browne
 * 614) William Butler Yeats
 * 615) William Collins
 * 616) William Congreve
 * 617) William Cowper
 * 618) William Cullen Bryant
 * 619) Sir William Davenant
 * 620) William Dean Howells
 * 621) William Drummond
 * 622) William Edward Hartpole Lecky
 * 623) William Ellery Channing (actually William Ellery Channing (poet))
 * 624) William Ernest Henley
 * 625) William Ewart Gladstone
 * 626) Sir William Francis Patrick Napier
 * 627) William Henry Seward
 * 628) William Jennings Bryan
 * 629) Sir William Jones (philologist)
 * 630) William Knox
 * 631) William Lloyd Garrison
 * 632) William Makepeace Thackeray
 * 633) William Mason (William Mason (poet))
 * 634) William Miller
 * 635) William Morris
 * 636) William Motherwell
 * 637) William Pitt (ship-builder, d. 1840)
 * 638) William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham
 * 639) William Pitt the Younger
 * 640) William Robert Spencer
 * 641) William Roscoe Thayer
 * 642) William Ross Wallace
 * 643) William Shakespeare
 * 644) William Sharp (William Sharp (writer); Fiona McLeod)
 * 645) William Shenstone
 * 646) William Stoughton
 * 647) Sir William Temple
 * 648) William Vaughn Moody
 * 649) William Walker
 * 650) William Warner
 * 651) Sir William Watson (poet)
 * 652) William Wetmore Story
 * 653) William Winter (author)
 * 654) William Wordsworth
 * 655) Winthrop Mackworth Praed

Not included

 * 1) Bishop John Still Work attributed to Still by Bartlett's was later found not to be his.
 * 2) Bartholomew Schidoni The quote attributed to Schidoni by Bartlett's has since been properly traced to an earlier source.

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Charles Lightoller

Commander Charles Lightoller (30 March 1874 – 8 December 1952) was the second officer on board the Titanic and the most senior officer to survive the disaster. He later distinguished himself commanding one of the "Little Ships" during the Dunkirk evacuation.

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 * As I watched, I could see her bow getting deeper and deeper in the water with the foremast sticking up above the surface whilst her stern lifted higher and higher, till it was right out of the water.
 * Interview with the BBC, 1936

 * When she got to an angle of about 60 degrees, there was a sullen sort of rumbling roar as her massive boilers all left their beds and went crashing down through the bulkheads and everything that stood in their way. Up to that moment, she had stood out as clear as clear with her rows of electric lights all burning. When the boilers broke away, she was, of course, plunged into absolute darkness though her huge black outline was still perfectly distinct up against the stars and sky.  Slowly she reared up on end till, at last, she was absolutely perpendicular. Then quite quietly, but quicker and quicker, she seemed just to slide away under the surface and disappear.  As she vanished, everyone around me on the upturned boat, as though they could hardly believe it, just said, "She's gone."
 * Interview with the BBC, 1936

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User talk:70.254.89.51

I did a little essential addition to the page you are creating. Though creating outlines can be helpful, please add at least a few quotes to it soon. Articles without quotes usually swiftly become candidates for deletion. ~ Kalki 03:57, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

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User talk:AndrewB

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User talk:The musical

Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! --Aphaia 05:48, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Category:Seventh-day Adventist Church

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete.. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 09:17, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Category:Seventh-day Adventist Church
interest oriented category: currently one article (Ellen White) is sorted under it. Not fitted to our current category structure.
 * Vote closed: Result: Delete. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 09:17, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete Aphaia 05:52, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete - too narrow a category. ~ UDScott 14:35, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete Very specialised; of interest to few.--Poetlister 18:07, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  20:50, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - It strikes me as fairly idle, and probably not of much general interest, to be listing people according to religious denominations. - InvisibleSun 22:56, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

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Talk:Castlevania (series)

The merger of Castlevania II: Simon's Quest to this article was proposed in last September by JeffQ. Since no one submitted their opinions either on this talk nor that. We can now conclude no one will become unhappy with this merger?

If no one complains within a week, I'd like to merge it to this article. --Aphaia 06:21, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Dracula battle lines
I added that one line of Alucard saying that to Dracula because it actually does exist, although I forgot whether it is "I shall miss you" or "I will miss you" but I think the first one is correct. If you think I'm wrong, just go to www.castlevania.classicgaming.gamespy.com and from there go to the multimedia section and then to the SotN dialogue section. Download and listen to the last Dracula battle line. Thanks. 85.15.31.122 10:27, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Malraux
I heard that this famous line...
 * "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

...is actually a quotation of french writer André Malraux. Can anyone confirm? --201.9.65.192 15:25, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
 * It is, except it's prefaced with "What is man", not "What is a man". It appears in his Antimémoires. Cassandraleo (talk) 15:36, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

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Talk:John Calvin

Just wanted to say I thought Kalki did a nice job on the images. Delta x 07:25, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

There seem to be a lot of quotes missing from this page, I came here hoping to find sources for these two: "Knowledge of the sciences is so much smoke apart from the heavenly science of Christ." "There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence" but they're not even in the unsourced section Mmeelliissssaa 07:11, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

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 * Let us not cease to do the utmost, that we may incessantly go forward in the way of the Lord; and let us not despair of the smallness of our accomplishments.
 * For we affirm His divinity so joined and united with His humanity that each retains its distinctive nature unimpaired, and yet those two natures constitute one Christ.
 * The will is not destroyed but rather repaired by grace.
 * Let us remember therefore this lesson: That to worship our God sincerely we must evermore begin by hearkening to His voice, and by giving ear to what He commands us. For if every man goes after his own way, we shall wander. We may well run, but we shall never be a whit nearer to the right way, but rather farther away from it.
 * A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's Truth was attacked and yet would remain silent.
 * For as the aged, or those whose sight is defective, when any books however fair, is set before them, though they perceive that there is something written are scarcely able to make out two consecutive words, but, when aided by glasses, begin to read distinctly, so Scripture, gathering together the impressions of Deity, which, till then, lay confused in our minds, dissipates the darkness, and shows us the true God clearly.
 * We have short memories in magnifying God's grace. Every blessing that God confers upon us perishes through our carelessness, if we are not prompt and active in giving thanks.
 * We are all made of mud, and this mud is not just on the hem of our gown, or on the sole our boots, or in our shoes. We are full of it, we are nothing but mud and filth both inside and outside.

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Deep Throat (film)

Deep Throat is an American pornographic film released in the summer of 1972 starring Linda Lovelace (the pseudonym of Linda Susan Boreman).
 * Directed and written by Gerard Damiano.

How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?

Linda Lovelace

 * It makes me feel tingly all over and then nothing... There should be bells ringing, dams busting, bombs going off.

Wilbur Wang

 * [on the telephone with Dr. Young.] You gotta help me. I'm in love with Linda. We want to get married... thank you. There's only one problem - she needs a nine inch cock. I'm only 3 inches away from true happiness, is there anything you can do? You can?  Really?  [turning to Linda Lovelace] No problem, honey. He can cut it off as short as you want!

Helen

 * [while receiving cunnilingus] Mind if I smoke, while you're eating?
 * Do you wanna get off or do you wanna wreck a city?

Dr. Young

 * No wonder you can't hear any bells! You don't have a tinkler!
 * The doctor is explaining that the reason that Linda does not have orgasms is that she has no clitoris; it is later discovered to be in the back of her throat.

The Closing Sign

 * The End. And Deep Throat to you all.

Dialogue

 * Linda: How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?
 * Dr. Young: [pause] I guess I could hear myself cumming!

 * Linda: [dressed in a nurse's outfit] These are expensive treatments, you know.
 * Mr. Maltz: Don't worry! Money is no object. Look, I got Blue Cross!

About

 * Virtually every time someone watches that movie, they're watching me being raped.
 * Linda Lovelace, testifying before the Meese Commission.

 * It is a crime that movie is still showing; there was a gun to my head the entire time.
 * Linda Lovelace, interviewed in the Toronto Sun, March 20, 1981.

 * It is all very well and good for Linda Lovelace, the star of the movie, to advocate sexual freedom; but the energy she brings to her role is less awesome than discouraging. If you have to work this hard at sexual freedom, maybe it isn't worth the effort.
 * Roger Ebert, (March 6, 1973). "Deep Throat". Rogerebert.com.

 * Lovelace is almost a Ripley’s Believe-It-Or-Not as she takes the whole joint down her gullet. No, it’s not a small-potato penis but a roustabout rod of ten inches that plummets into the deepest recesses of our lady’s oral cavity. It seems a miracle. … I was never so moved by any theatrical performance since stuttering through my own bar mitzvah.
 * Al Goldstein, a rave review in his Screw magazine.

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Jimmy Buffett

James William "Jimmy" Buffett (December 25, 1946 – September 1, 2023) was a singer, songwriter, author, businessman, and movie producer. He is best known for his music, which often portrays an "island escapism" lifestyle.

Quotes

 * To me it was more about eight years of bad policy before (Obama) got there that let this happen. It was Dracula running the blood bank in terms of oil and leases. I think that has more to do with it than how the president reacted to it.

Down to Earth (1970)

 * I never used to miss the chance to climb up on his knee And listen to the many tales of life upon the sea. We'd go sailing back on Barkentines we'd talk of things he did Tomorrow just a day away, for the Captain and the kid.
 * The Captain and the Kid

A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean (1973)

 * And now I wish I was somewhere other than here, Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer. Yes, I wish I was somewhere other than here. 'Cause that great fillin' station holdup Cost me two good years.
 * The Great Filling Station Holdup

 * He went to Paris, looking for answers To questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, Saving the world on his own. But the warm Summer breezes, The French wines and cheeses Put his ambition at bay. And Summers and Winters Scattered like splinters, And four or five years slipped away.
 * He Went to Paris

 * Now he lives in the islands, fishes the pilin's And drinks his green label each day, He's writing his memoirs and losing his hearing, But he don't care what most people say. Through eighty-six years of perpetual motion, If he likes you he'll smile then he'll say, Jimmy, some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, But I had a good life all the way.
 * He Went to Paris

 * I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here. Your voice sounds so wonderful, But your face don't look too clear. So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.
 * Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw)

Living & Dying in 3/4 Time (1974)

 * I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache, the "Boston Blackie" kind. Or a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket, And an autographed picture of Andy Divine.
 * Pencil Thin Mustache

 * Come Monday, it'll be all right. Come Monday, I'll be holding you tight. I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze And I just want you back by my side.
 * Come Monday

A1A (1974)

 * Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call. Wanted to sail upon your waters Since I was three feet tall. You've seen it all, you've seen it all. Watched the men who rode you, Switch from sails to steam. And in your belly you hold the treasure That few have ever seen. Most of them dreams, Most of them dreams.
 * A Pirate Looks at Forty

 * Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found My occupational hazard being my occupations just not around. I feel like I've drowned, Gonna head uptown.
 * A Pirate Looks at Forty

Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes (1977)

 * These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes, Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
 * Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes

 * Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault.
 * Margaritaville

 * I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
 * Margaritaville

Son of a Son of a Sailor (1978)

 * As the son of a son of a sailor, I went out on the sea for adventure. Expanding the view of the captain and crew Like a man just released from indenture.
 * Son of a Son of a Sailor

 * As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man, I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, And I've learned much from both of their styles.
 * Son of a Son of a Sailor

 * Son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor. Son of a gun; load the last ton, One step ahead of the jailer.
 * Son of a Son of a Sailor

 * Cheeseburger is paradise. Heaven on earth with an onion slice. Not too particular, not too precise. I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise. I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer. Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer? For my cheeseburger in paradise.
 * Cheeseburger in Paradise

 * We’ve gotta roll with the punches Learn to play all of our hunches. Makin’ the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition And learn to trust your intuition. Plowin’ straight ahead come what may.
 * Cowboy in the Jungle

 * Please don't say mañana if you don't mean it I have heard those words for so very long. Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it. Don't ever forget that you just may wind up being wrong.
 * Mañana

Volcano (1979)

 * Can't you feel 'em circlin' honey? Can't you feel 'em swimmin' around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right, And you're the only bait in town. You got fins to the left, fins to the right, And you're the only girl in town.
 * Fins, written with Deborah McColl, Barry Chance, and Tom Corcoran

 * Now, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a gonna go When the volcano blow.
 * Volcano, written with Keith Sykes and Harry Dailey

 * Boat drinks. Waitress, I need two more boat drinks. Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks. I gotta go where it's warm.
 * Boat Drinks

Coconut Telegraph (1981)

 * I'm growing older but not up. My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck. Let those winds of time blow over my head. I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
 * Growing Older But Not Up

One Particular Harbour (1983)

 * I used to rule my world from a pay phone And ships out on the sea. But now times are rough And I got too much stuff; Can't explain the likes of me. But there's this one particular harbour, So far but yet so near. Where I see the days as they fade away, And finally disappear.
 * One Particular Harbour, written with Bobby Holcomb

Last Mango in Paris (1985)

 * We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone. The order of the Sleepless Knights will now assume the throne. We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right, But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight.
 * Gypsies in the Palace, written with Glenn Frey and Will Jennings

 * I went down to Captain Tony's to get out of the heat When I heard a voice call out to me, "Son, come have a seat." I had to search my memory as I looked into those eyes; Our lives change like the weather but a legend never dies
 * ''Last Mango in Paris

Banana Wind (1996)

 * Enduring echoes call out from his past. Time ain't for saving, no time's not for that. Chasing false echoes like a lost legionnaire, He waltzes on memories while he fades like a flare.
 * False Echoes

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Gabriel Knight

Gabriel Knight is a computer game series about Gabriel Knight, an American writer and his assistant Grace trying to figure out mysteries while watching out for their own fate. The Gabriel Knight games were written and designed by Jane Jensen.

Gabriel Knight 1

 * Officer Frick: Do I look like the kind of low life that would betray his sacred oath to this department?
 * Gabriel: How would that kind of low life look like?
 * Officer Frick: Like Hamburger meat if I got a hold of him.

Gabriel Knight 2

 * Herr Hennemann: I can tell you what he's doing right now up there in his room! He'd shut himself in the bathroom... but he isn't taking a bath.

 * Herr Von Agnair: Look at me, I like to eat and I like to drink. I own a butchery and a brewery, which means I like people who like to eat and drink. And if I could make it the national religion, I would.

Gabriel Knight 3

 * Gabriel Knight: Two lonely guys - in hats.

 * Gabriel Knight: Who would wear a white suit in a boat? Who would wear a white suit, period?

 * Gabriel Knight: Yeah, revolutions can really fuck up your long term conspiracies.

 * Gabriel Knight: Roxanne obviously has some... hidden treasures. But it's not 'buried' in the laundry bin.

 * Gabriel Knight: "Hi. I'm Mosely. D'you wanna... uh... come back to my room. Duh."

 * Excelsior Montreaux: Don't you think it is ironic that a grape, or even a dog or a cat should be so carefully bred, but that most humans depend on such a silly thing as love?
 * Gabriel: Then again, there is something to be said for spontaneity...
 * Excelsior Montreaux: Is there?

 * Gabriel: Aren't you French in this region?
 * Madam Girard: Well, France thinks so.

 * Lady Lilly Howard: And now you are thinking: How modest! How petite! And of course... I am.

 * Lady Lilly Howard: Am I a stone? Do I feel nothing..? Or a director, perhaps? No! An artist!

 * Mallory and McDougle: We're Scotts, God help you.

 * Franklin Mosely: Why don't you go and write some dialogue, smart ass. Get it out of your system.

 * John Wilkes: See that black area? What do you think? Caves right? But it's all connected. A huge Mother!

 * Grace Nakimura: Oh! So the radar bounces off the earth and the echo is recorded!
 * John Wilkes: What?
 * Grace Nakimura: I mean, I guess...
 * John Wilkes: Roit. Roit...

 * Vittorio Buchelli: Oh, we're just holding the international conference of spies.
 * Madeline Buthane: However, we already have one American present.
 * Grace Nakimura: Not the one you want though, huh? Well, you can't have it all.
 * Madeline Buthane: Bitch...!

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Kicking & Screaming (2005 film)

 * For the 1995 comedy film, see Kicking and Screaming (1995 film).
 * For the 1995 comedy film, see Kicking and Screaming (1995 film).

Kicking & Screaming is a 2005 film starring Will Ferrell as Phil Weston, an average man who has had to endure his father Buck's over-competitiveness throughout his childhood. Phil decides to coach his son's recreational soccer team, and soon finds that he's inherited his father's desire to win. description...).
 * ''Directed by Jesse Dylan. Written by Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick.

All his life Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil... your time has come.

Dialogue

 * Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.

 * Phil Weston: You don't think? Ya don't think? Well, I don't think you should be buttin' in when I'm talkin' to my team. You're my assistant, OK? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes when I tell ya. Now go get me a juicebox.
 * Mike Ditka: YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?
 * Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy.
 * Mike Ditka: You're crazy!
 * Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty.
 * Mike Ditka: WELL, YOU GO TO HELL!
 * Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
 * Mike Ditka: I'M NO JUICEBOX BOY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!
 * Phil Weston: Yes, you are!
 * Mike Ditka: No, I'm not!
 * Phil Weston: Yes, you are!
 * Mike Ditka: No, I'm not!
 * Phil Weston: Yes, you are!
 * Mike Ditka: No, I'm not! You're like your old man!
 * Phil Weston: I'M NOT LIKE MY OLD MAN!
 * Mike Ditka: If it weren't for these kids, I would whip your butt!
 * Phil Weston: I CAN TAKE A PUNCH!

 * Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?

 * Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!

 * Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son Byong-Sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?
 * Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?
 * Ann Hogan: B-Y-...
 * Mike Ditka: I think I got it.
 * [gives paper]
 * Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?

 * Mike Ditka: [team is doing push-ups] If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece.

 * '''Phil Weston:I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

 * Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

 * Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!
 * 'Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

 Phil Weston: Ambrose Ambrose: Yeah? Phil Weston: I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. What was going through your head out there last week? Ambrose: I was breaking my back for you coach because of my love for the game. Phil Weston: LIAR!

 * Phil Weston: [Phil to Mark] How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning?

 Phil Weston: Well, if it isn't Porkface Jones. I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Can you do that? No. Because you're nothin' but a fart-faced kid. [kid starts attacking him] Phil Weston: [shouts] Get him off me! [someone pulls kid off]
 * Phil Weston: That's like the little jackal from hell!

 * '''Buck Weston: We've got balls!
 * Phil Weston: And vitamins!
 * Buck Weston: But mostly balls!
 * Phil Weston''': [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams]
 * [shout]
 * Phil Weston''': And vitamins!

Phil Weston: They're like 4-foot whirling dervishes. I don't even know what a whirling dervish is but that's what they're like.

Ann Hogan: You ease up on him. Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.

Byong Sun: Whoo! Electric in the air!

Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [after the Tigers have arrived to the soccer field from the butcher shop and are covered in blood] You know, actually one of my kids forgot his socks so we forfeit; yeah, we forfeit! Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [turns and starts sprinting to their cars] Run to the car kids! don't look back! Run!

Phil Weston: [Phil is being kicked out of Beantown] What's happening Derek, I thought we were friends. Beantown Employee: My name is Andy! Phil Weston: No, your name is Liar, 'cause you tell lies.

Phil Weston: Hey, you didn't have to take up two spaces! Obnoxious Hummer Lady: Actually, I did. Look at the size of this bad boy, huh? [indicating Phil's smaller sedan] Obnoxious Hummer Lady: This is cute, though! You're saving the environment for all of us. Go hemp! Ha ha!

Referee: Where do I know you from? Phil Weston: I've been your neighbor for the last seven years! Referee: No, that ain't it. Phil Weston: That's definitely it! Referee: I'll figure it out.

Ann Hogan: Byong-Sun is very shy - this book really helped us to deal with it, so you're probably gonna want to give it a glance. Phil Weston: [reading title] My Child is Shy. Thanks. [pause] Phil Weston: I'm sorry, who's your son? Donna Jones: Byong-Sun. Phil Weston: Oh, I see. [pause] Phil Weston: Actually, I don't see, I'm sorry. [realizing they are lesbians] Phil Weston: Oh wait, now I see! Wow!

Ann Hogan: We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents. Phil Weston: No no, not like the other parents at all! You're better than the other parents. Ambrose's Dad: Oh, so they're better? Phil Weston: No, they're different. Donna Jones: What do you mean "different"? Phil Weston: I mean, you're different because you're better. Ambrose's Dad: How are they better? Phil Weston: You're both better different... in a different but better way! Ann Hogan: Uh, okay. [she walks off with Donna] Ambrose's Dad: It's a little early to start playing favorites, Phil.

Byong Sun: [introducing himself] I'm Byong-Sun. Phil Weston: Hi, Byong-Sun. Byong Sun: I am a very kind person. Phil Weston: Oh, that's sweet! Anything that relates to soccer? Byong Sun: No sir. Phil Weston: Well, maybe you and Ambrose can team up - he's big and you might form one megaperson. [Ambrose gives him a dirty look] Phil Weston: Okay, forget I just said that.

Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my hands strong [waving hands, gesturing] Mark Avery: You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me? Phil Weston: What does that mean? Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. But I'm really funny. I've got like a million jokes. Phil Weston: Great, I'd love to hear one. Shoot. Mark Avery: Remember the time when you called us onto the field and you fell over? Phil Weston: Right, yeah... Mark Avery: [all the kids laugh] Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad! Phil Weston: How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it.

Phil Weston: [to Barbara] My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game, he's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. I don't know anyone like that. Do you? [quick cut to Ditka's house] Mike Ditka: So Paul, what's on your mind? Phil Weston: Actually, it's Phil. Mike Ditka: It's not Paul? Phil Weston: No. Mike Ditka: What's the difference? Spit it out. [lights a cigar] Diana Ditka: Mike? Mike Ditka: Here, hold this. [gives cigar to Phil] Diana Ditka: Oh no! We do not allow smoking in the house! Phil Weston: I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka. Diana Ditka: You should be. Mike Ditka: [Phil hands back cigar] I'll get rid of it, honey!

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'

Phil Weston: Looks who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears... Mark Avery: Sammy Sosa? Mike Ditka: C'mon! Phil Weston: Football... coached the 1986... Mike Ditka: '85. Phil Weston: Right, '85 Bears to Superbowl victory... it's Mike Ditka! Mark Avery: Do you know Sammy Sosa? Mike Ditka: Hey, zip it, kid!

 * Sam Weston: Dad, you're getting a little creepy.
 * Phil Weston: I know, let's all bay at the moon.
 * Sam Weston: What?
 * Phil Weston: You know, howl at the moon... like this. Owwwwooooo... owooo... ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwoooo!
 * Neighbor: Shut up out there!
 * Phil Weston: You shut up in THERE!
 * ''[continues howling, and all the kids join in; momentarily, a pack of snarling dogs charge into the yard]

 * Buck Weston: You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died.
 * Phil Weston: She didn't die! She divorced you!
 * Buck Weston: Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.

Massimo: [after Sam keeps falling over] Mama Mia! You're a real DUFFER, you know?

The Tigers: [winning team, shouting] Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate? Mike Ditka: Shut up, ya little rats! Phil Weston: They're just showing their appreciation. Mike Ditka: I don't care about appreciation, I just want to win a soccer game. [throws down his clipboard and walks off] The Tigers: [parent picks it up] Can I have this? Phil Weston: Sure. The Tigers: Alllllright!

 * Mike Ditka: [to the Tigers team] This is gonna be the hardest thing you've ever done in your whole lives. But when it's over...
 * Phil Weston: Don't get emotional...
 * Mike Ditka: When it's over...
 * Phil Weston: [echoing him] When it's over...
 * Mike Ditka: You guys are gonna be champions!
 * Phil Weston: Champions!
 * Mike Ditka: Now let's get out there and kick some butt!
 * Phil Weston: On three, 'let's have fun'
 * The Tigers: [all chant] One, two, three, Let's Have Fun!
 * Mike Ditka: [to Phil, mocking] 'Let's have fun,' what's THAT?

 * Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.
 * Mike Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.

[crowd hisses]

Phil Weston: [after Sam gets conked on the head with soccer ball] C'mon, Sam! Get the circulation back in your skull!

Phil Weston: [crying to Ditka] I don't like coffee! It's a vasoconstrictor!

Buck Weston: [to Phil] Be warned, muchacho! You're in the show, now!

Barbara Weston: [trying to comfort an anguished Phil] Phil, I love you... Phil Weston: [crying] What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING?

Phil Weston: [to Barbara] Mike Ditka scares me! Have you ever looked into his eyes? Or at his hair?

Phil Weston: Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam. I'm new to coffee... I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffinated version? Beantown Employees: [to coworker, annoyed] Half-Caff... Beantown Customers: Right, Half-Caff. Phil Weston: A Half-Caff! [to Sam] Phil Weston: We're gonna have a Half-Caff. Sam Weston: [to customer] We're gonna have a Half-Caff. Beantown Customers: [annoyed] Yay. Beantown Employees: Half-Caff. Phil Weston: Thanks. [takes a sip, it's way too hot and he drops the coffee] Phil Weston: Yowww! Mother of Pearl! Beantown Employees: [to Phil] You shoulda waited for the jacket. Phil Weston: Right... I just got too eager. Uh... Beantown Employees: [to coworker] 'nother Half-Caff! Beantown Customers: [more pissed] Right, 'nother Half-Caff!
 * Phil Weston: Are you a robot-woman? Are you a robot?
 * Barbara Weston: I am not a robot!

 * Mike Ditka: Did you just kick your son?
 * Phil Weston: Yeah.

 * Umberto: [making the two boys recite] Prima la carne, prima la carne.
 * Gian Piero: Prima la carne.
 * Massimo: Prima la carne.
 * Phil Weston: What?
 * Umberto: Meat first, THEN soccer!
 * Phil Weston: Right, meat comes first!

 * Mike Ditka: New game plan - pass the ball to the EYEtalians!

 * Phil Weston: [to Gian Piero and Massimo] Take the field. Taka the fielda.

 * Phil Weston: This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers.
 * Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?
 * Mike Ditka: Shut up!

 * Ann Hogan: Coach Ditka? Hi. Our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy, and we were wondering
 * [hands him a pad to autograph]
 * Mike Ditka: Sure, 'be happy to.
 * Ann Hogan: Thank you so much. It's Byong Sun
 * [spelling]
 * Ann Hogan: B-Y...
 * Mike Ditka: [autographing] I think I got it.
 * [hands it back to them]
 * Mike Ditka: Bye bye.
 * Mike Ditka: [to Phil, awkwardly] Just... a wonderful couple.
 * Ann Hogan: [looking at the autograph] What...
 * Donna Jones: "Bing Bong"?

 * [Referee's hairpiece falls off; Byong Sun picks it up and puts it on]
 * Byong Sun: Look at me! I'm the Ref! I'm the Ref!
 * Referee: [chasing him] You little... give it back!
 * Phil Weston: [grabs it off Byong Sun and gives back] Sorry about that.
 * Bald Soccer Dad: How much do you think one of those things costs?
 * Phil Weston: I have no idea.

 * Mike Ditka: I eat quitters and spit out their bones!

 * [Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game]
 * Janice Weston: Hi, you guys!
 * Barbara Weston: Hi!
 * [hugs Janice]
 * Barbara Weston: Hi, Buck.
 * [she kisses him]
 * Buck Weston: Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!
 * Phil Weston: Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.

 * Phil Weston: [Byong Sun uses a drinking cup to make popping noises] 'Scuse me... just... don't do that with the cup, okay?
 * [Byong Sun momentarily stops, embarrassed]

 * Phil Weston: [passing out DVDs] These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".
 * [he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace]
 * Phil Weston: [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Here, hold this.
 * Barbara Weston: Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.
 * Phil Weston: You did, you said it a lot.
 * Barbara Weston: Who did that?
 * Phil Weston: [pointing to Mark] He did.
 * The Tigers: HE DID!
 * Phil Weston: What? Nut'uh!
 * [the kids all descend upon him]

 * Connor: Coach, did you order the pizzas yet?
 * Phil Weston: All in good time, Connor. But in the event the pizzas don't arrive, I have already made the decision... that we will eat Byong Sun.
 * [Byong Sun backs away from the campfire, freaked out]
 * Phil Weston: Okay, we're not gonna eat him. But he does look pretty appetizing, you have to admit.

 * Sam Weston: You gotta lighten up.
 * Phil Weston: He started it!

 * Phil Weston: Every time you say something back to me, it makes me love you more!

Buck Weston: Heh.

 * Sam Weston: How do you say pizza in Italian?
 * Gian Piero: Pizza!
 * Sam Weston: How do you say "spaghetti"?
 * Gian Piero: Spaghetti!
 * Ambrose: Italian's easy.

 * Phil Weston: [on park pay phone with Umberto] I'm really getting sick and tired of this 'Meat Comes First' thing!
 * Party Guests: [singing] Happy Birthday to you! Happy...
 * Phil Weston: Quiet please! Shut up! I'm on the phone and you're not the only ones in the park!

 * Phil Weston: So when i took over for coach Benson...
 * Clark: [interrupting] I hear he's a woman now!
 * Party Guests: [laughter]
 * Buck Weston: Oooh.
 * Phil Weston: Actually uh, truth be told, *no one* knows where he is right now. A lot of people are... concerned.
 * Party Guests: [laughter]
 * Phil Weston: I don't know *why* that's funny.
 * Party Guests: [applause]

 * Mark Avery: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?
 * Buck Weston: Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?
 * [kicks Mark into the swimming pool]

 * Phil Weston: Ok, you caught me. The finches were a bad idea. And I wasn't gonna say anything, but I think some of them may have salmonella. A fair amount, in fact. I may have inadvertently poisoned your children.

 * Phil Weston: Pizza at my house!

 * Mike Ditka: Every good thing starts with a Brat!

 * Phil Weston: [javelin drops next to Barbara] Sorry. It's really windy!
 * Barbara Weston: [catching her breath] No it's not.
 * Phil Weston: It is over there.

 * Mike Ditka: (after watching the Buck and Phil Weston commercial) These guys couldn't even win a Salad Bowl, let alone a Super Bowl!

Cast

 * Will Ferrell - Phil Weston (the new coach of the Tigers)
 * Robert Duvall - Buck Weston, Phil's father (the coach of the Gladiators)
 * Mike Ditka as Himself
 * Kate Walsh - Barbara Weston, Phil's wife
 * Josh Hutcherson - Bucky Weston, Buck & Janice's son and Phil's younger half-brother (Gladiators #10)
 * Steven Anthony Lawrence - Mark Avery (Tigers #5)
 * Dylan McLaughlin - Sam Weston, Phil & Barbara's son (former Gladiators #13 later new recruit Tigers #2)
 * Jeremy Bergman - Hunter Davidson (Tigers #9)
 * Elliott Cho - Byong Sun Hogan-Jones (Tigers #6)
 * Dallas McKinney - Connor Ryan (Tigers #1 from Goalie)
 * Rachael Harris - Ann Hogan, Byong Sun's adoptive mother
 * Dave Herman - Referee
 * Musetta Vander - Janice Weston, Buck's 2nd wife and Phil's stepmother
 * Laura Kightlinger - Donna Jones, Byong Sun's adoptive other mother
 * Erik Walker - Ambrose Hanna (Tigers #4)
 * Jim Turner - Jim Davidson "The Captain", Hunter's father
 * Francesco Liotti - Gian Piero (new recruit Tigers #7)
 * Alessandro Ruggiero - Massimo (new recruit Tigers #11)
 * Peter Jason - Clark
 * Randall May - Cornell Soccer consultant (uncredited)
 * Phill Lewis - John Ryan
 * Karly Rothenberg - Jack's Mom
 * Alex Borstein - Obnoxious Hummer Lady (uncredited)
 * Sammy Fine - Jack Watson
 * Timmy Deters - Alex
 * Joseph R. Sicari - Umberto
 * Stephen Rudrick - Young Ceeb
 * Stasi Glenn - Butcher shop employee
 * Martin Starr - Beantown customer

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Kicking and Screaming (1995 film)

 * For the 2005 comedy film, see Kicking & Screaming (2005 film).

Kicking and Screaming is a 1995 film about a group of college graduates who refuse to move on with their lives, each in his own peculiar way.
 * Directed by Noah Baumbach. Written by Noah Baumbach and Oliver Berkman.

Anxiety loves company.

Max

 * What I used to be able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.

 * [to Grover, at the airport, about Otis] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

 * What about me? You've got enough friends, a new one is bad for you. You start spreading your affection around and it runs thin, believe me.

 * I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.

Grover

 * You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black.

 * [to Chet] I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.

 * You know, despite my efforts, my intense efforts to do nothing... things happen anyway.

Skippy

 * [to Miami] I begged you not to get off Prozac.

Chet

 * If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

Dialogue

 * Max: I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.
 * Skippy: That's us; we're like celebrities to them.
 * Max: No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.
 * Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
 * Max: I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.

 * Jane: I've always thought that my parents were part of a trickle down method of parenting, you know, like reflection on the Reagan years. Looked good to a lot of people but basically I'm paying for all that neglect now.
 * Grover: I guess my parents have sort of a Lyndon Johnson feel to them, like there's no satisfactory reason why they became parents, like my real parents were assassinated and these people were next in line for the job. They fight a lot, but they'd never split.

 * Jane: Overrated? You've never even been to Prague.
 * Grover: Oh, I've been to Prague. [Jane stares at him] Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read The Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is" thing...
 * Jane: Beer. They have good beer there.
 * Grover: "... how bad American beer is" thing. [pause] "How bad American beer is" thing.
 * Jane: Yeah, I heard you the first time.

 * Otis: [in book club] It was arousing... violently arousing.
 * Chet: Otis, did you even read the book?
 * Otis: Yes... no.

 * Grover: Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
 * Max: Yeah, me too.

 * Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
 * Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen Magazine and get all the references.

 * Max: Are you wearing mascara?
 * Otis: No... yes.

 * Max: Is that a pajama top?
 * Otis: No... Yes.

 * Grover: OK, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
 * Jane: What do you mean?
 * Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

 * Jane: Sometimes you can be such a child.
 * Grover: Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.

Cast

 * Josh Hamilton - Grover
 * Olivia d'Abo - Jane
 * Carlos Jacott - Otis
 * Chris Eigeman - Max
 * Eric Stoltz - Chet
 * Jason Wiles - Skippy
 * Parker Posey - Miami
 * Elliott Gould - Grover's Dad
 * Marissa Ribisi - Charlotte
 * Dean Cameron - Zach
 * Kaela Dobkin - Audra
 * Perrey Reeves - Amy
 * Cara Buono - Kate
 * Noah Baumbach - Danny

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The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano

The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano is a computer game created by the Learning Company.

Dialogue

 * Joni: LapTrap, scoop up the artifact and head on back.
 * LapTrap: (grumbling to himself) "Scoop up the artifact, LapTrap," "Fix the mini-sub, LapTrap," "Blow dry my hair, LapTrap."

 * Sailor: Captain, a tsunami...headed right for us!
 * Owen: Salami?
 * Leslie: Not salami, tsunami!
 * Captain: Hard to Port! Our only chance is to steer right into it!
 * Owen: Dude, where's my board?

 * Leslie: By all appearances, Owen and I are sequestered in a subterranean chamber with no apparent means of egress.
 * LapTrap: (rolls eyes)
 * Owen: She means we're stuck underground somewhere.
 * Leslie: (grumbles) That's what I said!

 * LapTrap: This island is creepy...or as they say in Paris "creepé."
 * Santiago: LapTrap, you're afraid of those mechanical sheep you dream about.

 * Joni: That looks like an American village from the Revolutionary War era.
 * Santiago: But where are all the people?
 * LapTrap: And where are all the T.U.R.T.L.E.'s?

 * Joni: Who are you?
 * Great CrypTile Thief: I'm the Great CrypTile Thief! I stole everybody's CrypTiles and buried them in my patch of dangerous trees.
 * Santiago: Why are you locked in the pillory?
 * Great CrypTile Thief: (dry) I got caught.

 * (People are being sucked into moving holes, which giant flowers keep peeking out of)
 * Leslie: That is the strangest floral behavior I have ever seen...well, maybe not the strangest.

 * (As they fall down a tube, Joni, Santiago and LapTrap scream.)
 * LapTrap: Wait a minute, why am I yelling? I can fly!

 * Laptrap: Where are we?
 * Leslie: Where are Joni and Santiago?
 * Owen: I can't reach them on the radio. I hope they're okay.

 * Joni: Wow! What is this place?
 * Santiago: It's looks like were in the big old specimen lab.
 * Joni: Hurry! This way! (Joni gasps and he saw Leslie's grandfather is imprisoned)
 * Santiago: C-Captain Clark?!?
 * Owen: Are you dudes alright?
 * Joni: Get us out of here!
 * Santiago: We're trapped in one of those containers.
 * Joni: Leslie, we found your grandpa. He's...
 * Santiago: A little tied up at the moment. You better get here quick!
 * Leslie: We're on our way!

 * Tobor: Spell words to create a safe path across.
 * (presents them with letters from the CrypTile language)
 * Owen: Not that crazy language again! Don't you have anything in English?! I'm really good at English.
 * (letters are changed to the English alphabet)

 * Owen: Why is it that everywhere we go we always find really large pits to cross? I've got to get a skateboard that flies.
 * Leslie: Can you remind me why we keep Earthling brains frozen in our biospheric chambers?
 * Eco: Sustenance; Earthling brains are served at the finest restaurants.
 * Owen: Brains? They eat human brains? You'd better watch out, Leslie; they'll want your big brain for sure!

 * Leslie: LapTrap, interface with this computer.
 * LapTrap: I'd love to, but, uh, I'm having a bad shell day.
 * Leslie: LapTrap!
 * LapTrap: All right, all right. Kids! They've got no respect for their T.U.R.T.L.E.'s!


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The Squid and the Whale

The Squid and the Whale is a 2005 film about two young boys dealing with their parents divorce in Brooklyn in the 1980's.
 * Written and directed by Noah Baumbach.

Joint Custody Blows. tagline

Bernard Berkman

 * She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?

 * [to Lili] Put me in your mouth.

 * [playing ping pong with Frank] You know, you have to try. If you don't try, it's no fun for me.

Joan Berkman

 * You're calling me a bitch?
 * You're being a shit, Walt!

Others

 * Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face.
 * Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds.
 * Frank Berkman: Across the park? Is that still Brooklyn?

Dialogue

 * Bernard: Your mum and I, we're going to separate. I've got you Tuesday, Wednesday and every other Thursday.
 * Walt: And what about the cat?
 * Joan: Shit! The cat!
 * Bernard: We didn't discuss the cat.

 * Bernard: Hey - Watch it!
 * Frank: Suck my dick, ass man...

 * Bernard: Joan, let me ask you something. All that work I did at the end of our marriage, making dinners, cleaning up, being more attentive. It never was going to make a difference, was it? You were leaving no matter what...
 * Joan: You never made a dinner.
 * Bernard: I made burgers that time you had pneumonia.

 * Walt: It's Welles' masterpiece, really. Many people think it's Citizen Kane, but Magnificent Ambersons, if it hadn't been ruined by the studio, would've been his crowning achievement. As it is, it's still brilliant. It's the old story, genius not being recognized by the industry.
 * Lance: It sounds great. Who's in it?
 * Walt: Orson Welles? I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. I've seen stills.

 * Sophie: [about The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka] Yeah. I mean, it's gross when he turns into the bug, but I love how matter of fact everything is.
 * Walt: Yeah, it's very Kafkaesque.
 * Sophie: [She looks at him oddly and laughs] 'Cause it's written by Franz Kafka.
 * Walt: Right. I mean, clearly.

 * Bernard: How do you know they were both Frank's?
 * Ms. Lemon: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
 * Bernard: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
 * Joan: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
 * Bernard: I'm not going to answer that.

 * Bernard: You'll have to share the bathroom with the boys. They get the upstairs and I have my own.
 * Lili: That's all right, as long as Walt remembers to pull the seat down.

 * [Walt kisses Lili's knee]
 * Lili: [lowers her head] Do you think...
 * [Walt brings his head up and smacks her in the nose]
 * Lili: Oh shit! Fuck!
 * Walt: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
 * Lili: No, it's ok. It's just a bloody nose.

 * Lili: [they kiss] Why did you stop?
 * Bernard: I'm your teacher.
 * Lili: You know, I've always wondered what it'd be like to fuck you.

 * Bernard: Ivan is fine but he's not a serious guy, he's a philistine.
 * Frank: What's a philistine?
 * Bernard: It's a guy who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things. Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.
 * Frank: Then I'm a philistine.
 * Bernard: No, you're interested in books and things.
 * Frank: [pause] No, I'm a philistine.

 * Joan: You're living with a twenty-year-old.
 * Bernard: It's none of your business, Joan.
 * Joan: It's my business when you have our kids! It's confusing for them. Frank says Walt's in love with her.
 * Bernard: Walt has a girlfriend. Fuck off, Joan. I don't ask about you and Ivan. Stay out of my life. I can't believe you'd talk to me like this. You left all those fucking ticket stubs and letters lying around! You wanted me to know. It was fucking torture, Joan! FUCKING TORTURE!

 * School Therapist: I wonder how you're feeling right now.
 * Walt: I don't know.
 * School Therapist: Why don't you tell me about something less uncomfortable, like a nice memory, maybe?
 * Walt: Isn't that kind of a stock question for a shrink?
 * School Therapist: Yes. That's more or less how this works.
 * Walt: I can't think of anything right now
 * School Therapist: Just think. Come one. Just something. Meet me halfway here.
 * Walt: Um, alright, let's see. Okay, um, when I was around six my mom and I, she and I ducked out of Julie Glynn's birthday party to watch Robin Hood together on our TV.
 * School Therapist: That sounds like a nice memory.
 * Walt: I liked Errol Flynn.
 * School Therapist: Errol Flynn. That's all?
 * Walt: And... I was glad she let me leave the party early to watch the movie. She and I loved that movie. It's like... It's like we were pals then. You know, we'd do things together. We'd look at the knight armor at the Met, the scary fish at the natural history museum. I was always afraid of the squid and the whale fighting. I could only look at it with my hands in front of my face. When we'd get home, after my bath, she'd go through all the different things we saw that day at the museum and... And we'd get to the Squid and the Whale and she'd describe it for me which was, maybe, still scary but it was less scary. Anyway, it was fun, it was fun to hear about it.
 * School Therapist: Did your dad live at home back then?
 * Walt: Yeah, why?
 * School Therapist: You didn't mention him. Where was he during all of this?
 * Walt: He was... I don't know, exactly. He was... He was downstairs, maybe. He didn't ever come to the museum. This was before my brother was born. This was before... It was earlier.

Tagline

 * Joint Custody Blows.

Cast

 * Owen Kline - Frank Berkman
 * Jeff Daniels - Bernard Berkman
 * Laura Linney - Joan Berkman
 * Jesse Eisenberg - Walt Berkman
 * William Baldwin - Ivan
 * David Benger - Carl
 * Anna Paquin - Lili
 * Adam Rose - Otto
 * Henry Glovinsky - Lance
 * Eli Gelb - Jeffrey
 * Halley Feiffer - Sophie Greenberg

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Jeffrey Bernard

Jeffrey Bernard (27 May 1932 – 4 September 1997) was a British journalist who was columnist for the UK magazine The Spectator. He was known for his feckless and chaotic career and life of alcohol abuse. He was immortalized in a play Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell by Keith Waterhouse.

Quotes

 * During one of my annual visits to the great Fred Winter's yard I said to him, 'Good God, Fred, your horses look magnificent. Beautifully fit.' Of course they do, you twit,' he said. 'They don't sit up all night drinking gin and tonic and playing cards.'
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (24 June 1983)

 * Since 1960 or thereabouts, when the Beatles and feminism came to power and destroyed the civilisation I was rather fond of...
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (10 May 1986)

 * In 1950 when I was boxing I wanted to put on 3lb so my trainer made me put a teaspoon of powdered gelatine into the cup every time I took tea. It was fairly revolting & might possibly explain the final hammering I took.
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (16 August 1986)

 * [On the Feminist Dale Spender] It staggers me. In fact I have not been so staggered since I last wore 8oz gloves.
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator 4 October 1986)

 * As for asking me have I ever felt remorse after drinking, I have been living with remorse for years now. She wakes me up every morning. She puts me to bed at night and yea though I run through the valley of Oxford St to the Coach & Horses she is by my side.
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (4 October 1986)

 * I could stuff a pillow with the amount of confetti I have had thrown at me. And could I sleep easily on that? No.
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (3 January 1987)

 * I once had to dispense with a literary agent because she drank too much. She was very surprised but I pointed out to her, quite logically I thought, that one of us had to be sober and it certainly wasn't going to be me.
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (29 October 1988)

 * I'd very much like to wake up one morning with a cow of the Friesian variety and walk her down to Soho to the Coach and Horses, stopping on the way to buy twenty Players, ply her with vodkas until closing time, whip her off to an Indian restaurant, take her up to the Colony Room till 5.30 and then to the Yorkminster, Swiss Tavern, Three Greyhounds, get beaten up by Chinese waiters at midnight, have a row with the taxi driver, set the bed on fire, put it out with tears and then wake up on the floor. Could you then milk said cow? I doubt it.
 * From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator [when?]

 * When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate.
 * Reach for the Ground: the Downhill Struggle of Jeffrey Bernard (Duckworth: London, 2002) (p. 159)

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