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Neutral Milk Hotel

Neutral Milk Hotel is an American indie-rock group from Athens, Georgia. Band leader Jeff Mangum was the sole writer of the group's lyrics. The group is notable for In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, retrospectively considered one of the best albums of the 1990s.

On Avery Island (1996)

 * Someone is waiting To swallow all the halos out of you As your face blows through my windows Sending pieces flying all around the room
 * Someone Is Waiting

 * All I could want is silver and spinning out from your arms And into the pretty pit of your heart So simply and softly we'd flow, but I let you down And swollen and small is where you'll find me now With that silver stripping off from my tongue you're tearing out And you'll never hear me talk
 * Where You'll Find Me Now

 * And I don't wish to taste of your insides Or to call out your name through my phone For the glory boys at your bedside Will love you as long as you're something to own
 * Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone

 * Follow me through a city of frost covered angels I swear I have nothing to prove I just want to dance in your tangles To give me some reason to move
 * Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone

 * I'm watching Naomi, full bloom I'm hoping she will soon explode Into one billion tastes and tunes One billion angels come and hold her down They hold her down until she shines
 * Naomi

In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (1998)

 * When you were young, you were the king of carrot flowers
 * The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pt. I [first line of the album]

 * And this is the room, one afternoon, I knew I could love you And from above you how I sank into your soul Into that secret place where no one dares to go
 * The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pt. I

 * And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy’s shoulder And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor As we would lay and learn what each other’s bodies were for.
 * The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pt. I

 * I love you, Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, I love you, yes I do
 * The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pts. II & III

 * I will shout until they know what I mean.
 * The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pts. II & III

 * And one day we will die And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea But for now we are young Let us lay in the sun And count every beautiful thing we can see Love to be In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me
 * In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

 * Oh, how I remember you How I would push my fingers through your mouth to make those muscles move That made your voice so smooth and sweet.
 * In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

 * How strange it is to be anything at all
 * In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

 * Catching signals that sound in the dark we will take off our clothes And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine And when all is breaking, everything that you could keep beside Now your eyes ain't movin' Now they just lay there in their climb
 * Two-Headed Boy, Pt. I

 * Now she’s a little boy in Spain Playing pianos filled with flames On empty rings around the sun.
 * Holland, 1945

The Earth looks better from a star That's right above from where you are
 * Holland, 1945

 * Semen stains the mountaintops
 * Communist Daughter

 * Goldaline my dear, we will fold and freeze together Far away from here there is sun and spring and green forever But now we move to feel for ourselves inside some stranger's stomach Place your body here, let your skin begin to blend itself with mine
 * Oh, Comely

 * I know they buried her body with others her Sister and mother and 500 families And will she remember me 50 years later I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
 * Oh, Comely

 * And she was born in a bottle rocket, 1929 With wings that ringed around a socket Right between her spine All drenched in milk and holy water Pouring from the sky I know that she will live forever She won’t ever die
 * Ghost

 * And in my dreams you're alive and you're crying As your mouth moves in mine, soft and sweet Ring of flowers 'round your eyes and I'll love you For the rest of your life (When you're ready)
 * Two-Headed Boy Pt. II

 * And when we break we'll wait for our miracle God is a place where some holy spectacle lies And when we break we'll wait for our miracle God is a place you will wait for the rest of your life
 * Two-Headed Boy Pt. II

 * Two-headed boy She is all you could need She will feed you tomatoes and radio wire And retire to sheets safe and clean But don't hate her when she gets up to leave
 * Two-Headed Boy Pt. II [last lines of the album]

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Rising Sun (film)

Rising Sun is a 1993 film about a murder investigation in Los Angeles at the headquarters of a Japanese corporation.
 * Directed by Philip Kaufman. Written by Philip Kaufman, Michael Crichton and Michael Backes, based on the novel of the same name by Michael Crichton.

John Connor

 * Never underestimate your opponent. Never take what he offers you.

 * The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame." Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.

Web Smith

 * [after pushing on wall to find a hidden room] The executive fuck chamber.

Other

 * Phillips: Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.

Dialogue

 * John Connor: Have you negotiated with the Japanese?
 * Web Smith: Negotiated?
 * John Connor: Mm. Perhaps I can suggest the strategy.
 * Web Smith: Well, this is hardly a negotiation.
 * John Connor: Oh? What is it, then?
 * Web Smith: What is it? It's a homicide.
 * John Connor: When we arrive, you take charge of the negotiations. Don't introduce me or refer to me. Don't even look in my direction. Keep your jacket buttoned at all times. If they bow, you bow back.
 * Web Smith: Believe it or not, I have done this before. You know, I do know these things.
 * John Connor: Do keep your hands at your sides. The Japanese find big arm movements threatening. Keep your voice calm and even. You'll probably find them irritating tonight. But whatever happens, don't lose your temper.
 * Web Smith: I don't lose my temper.
 * John Connor: That's good to know. When you start to get into trouble...
 * Web Smith: I won't get into trouble.
 * John Connor: When you start to get into trouble, I will say, "Perhaps I can be of assistance?" From then on, I do the talking. You stand behind me. And don't appear distracted. We may come from a fragmented, MTV rap-video culture, but they do not. Every aspect of your appearance and behavior will reflect on you, the Department, and me as your sempai.
 * Web Smith: My sempai?
 * John Connor: Mm.
 * Web Smith: That wouldn't be massa, would it?
 * John Connor: No. The sempai is the senior man who guides the junior man, the kohai. In Japan, the sempai-kohai relationship is presumed to exist when the younger man and the older man work together. Hopefully, they will presume that of us.

 * Web Smith: Isn't it bad form to lose your temper?
 * John Connor: It is. But I had to, to assist Ishihara.
 * Web Smith: Assist Ishihara? Now why would you wanna do that?
 * John Connor: He wasn't the most important man in the room.
 * Web Smith: Oh, he wasn't?
 * John Connor: No. It was the older man. His juyaku, his superior. But I wanted to get the investigation going so I played the out-of-control gaijin. So Ishihara wouldn't lose face. So now, Ishihara owes me a favour. Deep, isn't it?
 * Web Smith: Heavy.

 * Tom Graham: These little guys eat shit in Tokyo. Crammed into subways, working for big companies. They come here and they're rich and free. They all want to fuck a Rose Bowl queen.
 * John Connor: And then kill the Rose Bowl queen on the Nakamoto boardroom table? Call the police and create a scandal? Is that your theory?
 * Tom Graham: My theory? My theory is that these guys are known world class perversion freaks. I got a nose for these things.
 * John Connor: I'm sure.

 * Cop: Hey Graham, want some sushi?
 * Tom Graham: No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer.

 * Bob Richmond: Hey! Hey, you! Quit loafing! Get the senator's car! What do you think we're doing?
 * Web Smith: No, you get the senator's car! Wrong guy, wrong fucking century! Penguin looking mother fucker!

 * Web Smith: Sempai, apple pie, whatever I have to call you,... we have a murder here.
 * John Connor: I want to solve it, not listen to true confessions. You know what's true? When something looks too good to be true, then it's not true.

 * Perry: Mr. Sakamura is not available.
 * John Connor: Mr. Sakamura is a good friend of mine. I'm sure he's available for me.
 * Perry: Gentlemen, you're trespassing. Now, unless you have a search warrant, you'll have to leave. You should know I'm a black belt.
 * John Connor: But of course you are, dear.
 * Jeff: Need help, Perry?
 * Perry: So is Jeff. OK, fellas. You're leaving. [places his hand on Connor's shoulder]
 * John Connor: That's assault.
 * Perry: I don't wanna hurt you.
 * [Connor hits Perry in the throat]
 * John Connor: They say if you must resort to violence, you've already lost. What do you think, Jeff?
 * Jeff: I think I'll go get Mr Sakamura.

 * Web Smith: He's guilty as hell.
 * John Connor: Well, my dairokkan says he's not.
 * Web Smith: I hope your intuition is right. Look, sempai, my dairokkan tells me your dairokkan wasn't why you let Eddie go.
 * John Connor: In Japan, his father saved my life.
 * Web Smith: And Eddie reminded you of that?
 * John Connor: He would never remind me. It's my responsibility to remember.
 * Web Smith: So what is all this bullshit about his father's keiretsu?
 * John Connor: Bullshit? There's a keiretsu war going on. A Japanese corporation never stands alone. A keiretsu is a united front of hundreds of powerful companies, all acting in partnership to win.
 * Web Smith: To win what?
 * John Connor: Whatever's there. You ever hear "business is war"? The war is never over.
 * Web Smith: Maybe you heard "All's fair in love and war"?
 * John Connor: No.
 * Web Smith: So where does that leave us?
 * John Connor: Us? We're in the war zone.

 * John Connor: So... what do we know now?
 * Web Smith: Well, we know the disk was doctored here.
 * John Connor: And we know that they know that we know. We're beating the grass to startle the snakes.
 * Web Smith: What? Look, where are you from, sempai? Scotland Yard?
 * John Connor: No. Scotland back yard. So how did you become the special liaison officer for Los Angeles? And uh... who is what's her name?
 * John Connor: What you should be asking is why you and I were put together last night.
 * Web Smith: I was on duty. Nakamoto requested you.
 * John Connor: No, they didn't. Nakamoto is formally protesting the fact that I'm on the case.
 * Web Smith: You're saying someone else called you in. Someone who...
 * John Connor: Has been manipulating things. We're playing that most American of games.
 * Web Smith: Which is what?
 * John Connor: Catch up.

 * Web Smith: We're the cops! Why are we running?
 * John Connor: We're not running. We're eluding.

 * Web Smith: We're safe around here.
 * John Connor: You call this safe?
 * Web Smith: Rough neighborhoods may be America's last advantage. Perhaps I may suggest a strategy. Don't stare at these guys. Keep your hands down. These guys don't like big arm movements. They might shoot you. Keep your voice calm...Better still, don't say shit. If you hear me say "Can I be of any assistance?" it's too late. You can kiss your little ass goodbye.

 * Web Smith: Look, are you on the take?
 * Tom Graham: Fuck you, the take.
 * Web Smith: Are you on the fuckin' take?!
 * Tom Graham: Who the fuck are you to ask me about that? You started me off. You remember that? Now, play ball. You get to keep your kid, your job, and your buddies. We're a team, Web.
 * Web Smith: A team? What team are we on, huh?
 * Tom Graham: We know who you've got in there. You're harboring a murderer in there.
 * Web Smith: How did you know Eddie was still alive?
 * Tom Graham: He's not! He's dead. He just forgot to lay down.
 * Web Smith: He didn't do it.
 * Tom Graham: Who did it?
 * Web Smith: We don't know who did it!
 * Tom Graham: Send him out, Spider-san, with the disk too. I'll protect the guy.
 * Web Smith: And what if I don't?
 * Tom Graham: If you don't?! If you don't, you're obstructing justice. You're harboring, baby. If you don't, we're coming in after a murderer. What are you doing to your life? You know me, Web. I get my man.
 * Web Smith: Yeah. Even if he's the wrong man.
 * Tom Graham: Who the fuck are you? The Supreme Court?

 * Web Smith: [about Ishihara] What's going to happen to him?
 * John Connor: They are retiring him. Ishihara will be given a window seat. He will spend the rest of his life in Japan, staring out an office window.
 * Web Smith: Too bad. He seemed like a heck of a guy. Personally, I got along great with him.
 * John Connor: If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy floating by.

Cast

 * Sean Connery - Capt. John Connor
 * Wesley Snipes - Lt. Webster "Web" Smith
 * Harvey Keitel - Lt. Tom Graham
 * Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Eddie Sakamura
 * Mako - Yoshida-san
 * Ray Wise - Senator Morton
 * Kevin Anderson - Bob Richmond
 * Stan Egi - Ishihara
 * Tia Carrere - Jingo Asakuma
 * Steve Buscemi - Willy "The Weasel" Wilhelm
 * Tatjana Patitz - Cheryl Lynn Austin
 * Stan Shaw - Phillips

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Balto III: Wings of Change

Once Upon a Studio is a 2023 sequel to Universal Studios' 1995 animated film Disney and others. The film follows the 62 Disney characters going on a journey to help find Walt Disney, their legendary creator.

Walt Disney

 * [to Fungus, He imaginary Friend] I really miss my friends. If I was here, I would’ve had seen all this. They’ve been there for me. And I know that. So fun, we have to think of a choice.: We turn into our friends or will be sitting on our butts. Remember the song? Anything can happen? That’s where I used to think. But you can’t be sitting on your butt the entire time. Our friends need us. I’m up in heaven. You going to think that you’re supposed to keep things alive? You just gotta trust me.

 * Well, it’s so great to see you all again.

Others

 * [to Mickey, who has fallen down after attempting To bring Walt Disney to life with his Tread mark Steamboat Willie whistle] Oh, dear. Looks like It’s impossible for a guy to come back to life without a proof of pixie dust.

 * [sung] You don't have to be a hero. / You just have to be there. / He doesn't need to know you're perfect. / He needs to know you care. / And when the race is over... / ... You've done all you can do. / Be a father, not a hero... / ... That's all he needs from you. / You don't have to be a winner / If you give it your best. / Believe in who you are / And then time can do the rest. / Your heart is his example: / Brave and strong and true. / You don't have to be a hero. / You just have to be you. / Trust in your son. / He's more than he seems. / Like you, he can run. / Like you he has dreams.

 * [spoken, during the song "You Don't Have to Be a Hero"] Whatever happens, Balto, you'll always be his hero.

 * [sung] Have faith in yourself, my love. / Have faith in him, too. / He will always have a hero. / He will always have a hero... / For he'll always have you.

Dialogue

 * Boris: Is terrible. I'm going on date with gorgeous goose.
 * Balto: Now that is scary.

 * Boris: [having apparently succeeded after numerous failed attempts to conquer acrophobia] Ah! What do you know?  I am flying.  Ha-haaa!  I am one hot goose!
 * Balto: I'm not sure Stella's gonna see it that way.
 * [Boris flies past about one foot off the ground]

 * Balto: [to mail team] This is serious! Now look, that plane is out there somewhere.  And we're the only ones who can help!
 * Kirby: Well, that just proves our point. The difference between a dog and a machine is: dogs are tough and reliable.
 * Balto: I thought the difference is only one has a heart. Well I'm not gonna let Duke freeze to death, now who's with me? Kodi?
 * Kodi: I don't know, I'm not sure he's really out there, my job is to deliver the mail.
 * Balto: I'm sorry you see it that way, son.
 * Kodi: Dad, wait!

[Balto looked

 * [Jenna and Mel are waiting outside a store.]
 * Jenna: [sighs] I wonder how far they are by now.
 * Mel: Well, assuming they didn't get lost. Or get attacked by bears. Or Balto didn't break his leg. Or the mail didn't fall out of the sled. Or Kodi didn't barf. Or... [Jenna glares at him] Never mind.
 * [Dipsy appears, dragging a sack of beef jerky.]
 * Dipsy: Would ya look at what the dog dragged in? Triple A, number one, first quality beef jerky! And did old Gunderson see a thing? Absolutely not. You know, I am getting so good at this, I scare myself. [takes some out of the bag] Anyone?
 * Mel: Eat? At a time like this?
 * Jenna: [sighs] Go ahead, Dipsy.
 * Dipsy: Thanks. I don't mind if I do.

 * [Balto is talking to the mail dogs about the missing plane]
 * Balto: He's not the enemy! He's a man! A nice one!
 * Kodi: But dad, he is the enemy! He wants to take away our jobs.
 * Kirby: It's not our fault that plane's unreliable.
 * Ralph: Not to mention loud and smelly.
 * Kirby: Yeah, kinda like you, Ralphie boy!
 * [The others laugh.]

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is a ventriloquist, stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and comedian. He has performed on numerous comedy shows, including Comedy Central Presents in 2003. He has released four DVDs, pending a fifth: Arguing With Myself, released in April 2006, Spark of Insanity, in September 2007, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, in November 2008, "Controlled Chaos", in 2011, and "Minding the Monsters", in 2012. Some of his usual puppets include a woozle named Peanut, a bitter old man named Walter, a skeleton with eyeballs named Achmed the Dead Terrorist, and José Jalapeño, a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick. In performances, Jeff plays the straight-man, opposite his various puppets' personalities. He has new characters every 2 to 3 years. The Characters past and go but the main 4 will never change.

Catchphrases

 * Walter: Shut the hell up! [condescending mock laughter] Also, I don't give a damn.
 * Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Silence! I kill you!, Stop touching me!!!, I...kill...you...I kill you til' you're DEAD...and that's worse...
 * Peanut the Purple Woozle: [quickly] That's good-ity, that's good, that's gooooooooood! Also, Jef-fa-faaaa... Dun-haaaaaam... dot com!
 * Melvin the Superhero Guy: Da-da-da-dahhhh!
 * José Jalapeño on a Stick: On a steek! [often interjected within segues]
 * Bubba J: I've been watchin' NASCAR and drinkin' beer!
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Ha haaa! [moves his top lip to make a 'tssht' sound]

Comedy Central Presents (2003)

 * Jeff Dunham: Do you fight crime?
 * Melvin: Of course i do!
 * Jeff Dunham: What kind of crime?
 * Melvin: The...bad kind.

 * Jeff: Can you stop a speeding bullet?
 * Melvin: [pauses] Once. [audience laughs] Shut up! It hurts like hell!
 * Jeff: Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound?
 * Melvin: Why the hell would I do that? There's really not a lot of call for that!
 * Jeff: Superman does that.
 * Melvin: [scoffs] Showoff! I'd rather just avoid the fuss and walk around the F-ing thing. [audience laughs] I can't curse. But I think the president should.
 * Jeff: The president?
 * Melvin: Yeah, think about it. We've had the A-bomb, we've had the H-bomb, now it's time for him to drop the F-bomb!

 * Jeff: So you have children?
 * Melvin: Two boys!
 * Jeff: What do they do?
 * Melvin: They piss me off!
 * Jeff: Do you have an arch-nemesis?
 * Melvin: What?
 * Jeff: Do you have an arch-nemesis?
 * Melvin: No, I wear corrective shoes!

 * Peanut: José, where'd ya go?
 * José: I went to Alaska.
 * Peanut: Did ya have fun?
 * José: No.
 * Peanut: Why not?
 * José: I froze my stick! ''[Peanut looks at the stick]
 * Peanut: That had to hurt! How'd he get on the stick?
 * Jeff: I don't know.
 * Peanut: Probably a horrible pogo accident, you know: "boing, boing, crrrrriiick!" [stares again at the stick]
 * José: OLÉ!

Arguing With Myself (2006)

 * Walter: Dehehe-eh!
 * Jeff: You know you don't have to do this.
 * Walter: Yeah I can get a real job.
 * Jeff: [chuckles] What would you do?
 * Walter: I wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart. [audience starts to laugh as Walter stares them down] What the hell's so funny?!
 * Jeff: At Wal-Mart, what would be your opening line?
 * Walter: Oh. [clears throat] Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out! ...Have a nice day!

 * Jeff: So, your wife's in town?
 * Walter: Yeah.
 * Jeff Dunham: Is she having a good time here?
 * Walter: She always has a good time.
 * Jeff Dunham: Good.
 * Walter: Pisses me off...
 * Jeff: She's a lovely lady.
 * Walter: She gettin' old!
 * Jeff: Well, women age like... like fine wine.
 * Walter: She's agin' like milk!

 * Jeff: So, how long have you and your wife been together?
 * Walter: Uh, what is it now? Uh, 46 years.
 * Jeff Dunham: Ah. What was the happiest moment of your life?
 * Walter: 47 years ago! How long've you been married?
 * Jeff Dunham: 15 years.
 * Walter: You'll see.
 * Jeff Dunham: I'll see what?
 * Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part?"
 * Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
 * Walter: Later, you'll realize you're actually setting a goal!
 * Jeff: Walter, what exactly is marriage like to you?
 * Walter: It's like drinkin' a Slurpie.
 * Jeff Dunham: A Slurpie.
 * Walter: First couple of sips, you're like, "Boy, it's really good! I'm glad I did this!" Then you keep drinkin' and it goes right to your head and you go, " Ow, ow, OOOWWWWWW!!! The hell was I thinking?! Someone kill me please!"
 * Jeff Dunham: Y'know it eventually stops hurting.
 * Walter: Yeah and then you're stupid enough to take another frickin' sip!

 * Jeff Dunham: Anything else, Walter?
 * Walter: I don't know. Last night, I couldn't find a place to park anywhere near this stinkin' joint. Then some jerk pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes, goes right in the handicap spot. He got out of the car and there was nothing wrong with him! Don't you hate that?
 * Audience: Yeah!
 * Walter: So I ran his ass over. I made an honest man out of him. Then his mother got out on the other side and started swinging her crutches at me! Took her out with the door.
 * Jeff Dunham: Didn't you feel bad?
 * Walter: Hell, they can carpool.

 * Sweet Daddy Dee: I'm what you call a Player In the Management Profession!
 * Jeff: Right.
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: P.I.M.P.!
 * Jeff: You're a pimp?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: That makes you the ho!
 * Jeff: I'm not a whore!
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: What do you do for a living?
 * Jeff: Make people laugh.
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Make em feel good.
 * Jeff: Yeah.
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: You the ho!
 * Jeff: That's not right.
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Why do you do what you do?
 * Jeff: I enjoy it and it's the best way to make money.
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: You the ho.
 * Jeff: Wait, what if I said that I do it, only because I enjoy it.
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: You the dumb ho.
 * Jeff Dunham: So, what ideas do you have for my career?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: First thing I gotta do is school you in street!
 * Jeff Dunham: Street?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee:  Word.
 * Jeff Dunham: [confused] What?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Word.
 * Jeff Dunham: What word?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: [confused] What?
 * Jeff Dunham: You said "word."
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Word.
 * Jeff Dunham: What word?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Aw, snap! What the hell?! Dawg, "word" is like, "I heard dat."
 * Jeff Dunham: Heard what?
 * Sweet Daddy Dee: Oh, shit. Dawg, you ain't white, you are neon white! You're so white, you make Barry Manilow look like a brother!
 * Jeff: I like Barry Manilow.
 * Sweet Daddy: [gasps] Are you gay?... I heard about the lotion.

 * Sweet Daddy Dee: [talking about NASCAR] NASCAR, that's another dumbass cracka sport.
 * Jeff: NASCAR's very popular.
 * Sweet Daddy: I know that, I just don't get it. A bunch of grown white men, goin' 500 miles in a circle! What the hell!? What kinda three and a half hours is this? [imitating viewers] "Look, they're making a left turn! Oh they're makin' another left turn! Oh they're makin' another left turn! I wonder what's gonna happen next!" [imitating commentators] "Let's go to commercials. Come back in 10 minutes - you ain't gonna miss a fuckin' thing!"

 * Peanut: I love comin' here to, to... this town right here.
 * Jeff: Which town?
 * Peanut: This one.
 * Jeff: Which is?
 * Peanut: The one we're in right now!
 * Jeff: Peanut, where are we?
 * Peanut: Dah... you don't know?
 * Jeff: I don't think you know.
 * Peanut: We're in so many damn places I FORGOT!
 * Jeff: Well think about it for a second!
 * Peanut: All right all right all right! ...Damn.
 * Jeff: Drive from the valley?
 * Peanut: Was bad as hell!
 * Jeff: Traffic?
 * Peanut: Sucked like hell!
 * Jeff: Drivers?
 * Peanut: Angry as hell!
 * Jeff: And you?
 * Peanut: Were scared as hell!
 * Jeff: Parking here?
 * Peanut: Sucked more like hell!
 * Jeff: So?
 * Peanut: WE'RE IN HELL!! [looks at crowd]  And these are our Hellmates!

 * [Peanut and José speak to each other in Spanish.]
 * Jeff: What're you doing?
 * Peanut: I'm speakin' to José in his native tongue!
 * Jeff: Well, you don't do that.
 * Peanut: Why not?
 * Jeff: Well, it makes me feel... left out.
 * Peanut: [looks at Jeff] HAH?!
 * Jeff Dunham: I don't speak Spanish!
 * [Peanut and José look at him. José turns from Jeff, imitating the theme music from The Twilight Zone.]
 * Peanut: [imitating Rod Serling] "Picture, if you will..."

 * [Jeff almost drops José Jalapeño.]
 * Peanut: Whoa! Oh, dude... I thought you were gonna drop him, oh, jeez... that woulda been... funny as hell!
 * José: Do not drop me, Señor!
 * Jeff Dunham: I won't drop you, José.
 * José: I would then be José Jalapeño on the floor!
 * Peanut: Do a little tap dance and we got salsa!
 * Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!
 * Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips, it's not!
 * Jeff: Stop it! I'm sorry, José.
 * José: It's okay. I kick his ass later.
 * Peanut: I'll turn your ass into guacamolé! I'll stir you with your own stick! This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac! OLE!

Spark of Insanity (2007)
[Walter, Peanut and José are all sleeping in the same bed with Jeff and Paige]
 * Walter: Aw, kids with their hipping and their hopping and... Pull up your damn pants, you morons!
 * Jeff Dunham: Second Comedy Central special. It's gonna be great. No, Mommy, I don't wanna wear the pink bow.
 * Peanut: He even does this in his sleep. Ha! What a freak!
 * Paige Dunham: [Laying next to them in bed] Would you idiots give it a rest? [Rolls over, sees José looking back at her]
 * José Jalapeño: [to Paige] Would you like to see my stick?
 * Paige Dunham: Aaaaaaaah! [hides under blanket]

 * Jeff Dunham: So I heard your birthday came not too long ago.
 * Walter: Yep.
 * Jeff Dunham: Did your wife get you anything?
 * Walter: Eh, she got me a book on reincarnation.
 * Jeff Dunham: Do you believe in reincarnation?
 * Walter: Hell I don't know.
 * Jeff Dunham: Well, if it happens, who would you come back as, and what would you do?
 * Walter: I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!

 * [Walter is complaining about suicide bombers]
 * Jeff: You know, Walter, those guys actually believe that if they martyred themselves like that, there'll be 72 virgins waiting for 'em in paradise.
 * Walter: Well, April Fool, dumbass! If there are virgins waiting for you, there'll be 72 guys just like you! "Oh, no, this is not what Osama said it would be!" Seventy-two virgins? Why not 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?

 * Achmed: No, you said "Acmed." It's "Achmed." [coughs;audience laughs] Silence! I keel you!
 * Jeff: How do you spell it?
 * Achmed: What?
 * Jeff: How do you spell your name?
 * Achmed: Oh, let's see, uh, A... C... phlegm... [audience laughs] Silence! I keel you too!
 * Jeff: So Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I'd suppose you have some sort of specialty.
 * Achmed: Yes, I am a suicide bomber.
 * Jeff: Ah. So, you're finished.
 * Achmed: [confused] What?
 * Jeff: You've done your job.
 * Achmed: No, I haven't.
 * Jeff: But you're dead.
 * Achmed: No I'm not. I feel fine!
 * Jeff: But you're all bone.
 * Achmed: It's a flesh wound! [audience laughs] SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

 * Jeff: All right, listen, Achmed, I have something to tell you.
 * Achmed: What?
 * Jeff: You really are dead.
 * Achmed: Are you sure? [Jeff nods] I just got my flu shot!
 * Jeff: You really are dead.
 * Achmed: Wait, if I'm dead, [gasps] that means I get my seventy-two virgins! [looks at crowd] Are you my virgins? I hope not!
 * Jeff: Why?
 * Achmed: There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there! If this is paradise, I've been screwed!
 * Jeff: Well, is there anything that said there'd only be female virgins?
 * Achmed: Holy crap! [realizes] Wait, I could have Clay Aiken!

 * Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, where did you come from?
 * Achmed: From your freakin' suitcase! Hahahahahahahahaha! I told another joke!
 * Jeff Dunham: So if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting past security?
 * Achmedt: Oh, that's easy. They just open the case and I go, "Hel-looooooooo. I am Lindsay Lohan!"

 * Jeff: So, Achmed, do you like being in D.C?
 * Achmed: I think some idiots might live here. For example, the Washington Monument! It looks nothing like the guy. It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton!

 * Jeff: [talking to Melvin] So you're married. Does your wife have any powers?
 * Melvin: Well, once a month... she becomes evil! And I cannot defeat her! Our children flee in terror! Our big dog cowers under the couch!
 * Jeff: You have a big dog?
 * Melvin: Actually, I borrowed your Chihuahua!
 * Jeff: You know, Superman has a dog. Krypto, he has all the same powers as Superman does.
 * Melvin: That's ridiculous. If Krypto sniffs your crotch, he'll suck your lungs out your ass! If he humps your leg, you'll be in traction for a year!
 * Jeff: Do you have an arch-enemy?
 * Melvin: Pinocchio!
 * Jeff: So, do you have a weakness?
 * Melvin:  Cupcakes....and porn. [audience groans/laughs/claps] Well, not at the same time. I need a free hand!

 * Peanut: [talking about Jeff's wife] Well, what if she's been with someone else? Like, ME! [audience laughs] Oh, come on! You go purple, you never go back!
 * Jeff: I really don't think my wife has slept with you, Peanut!
 * Peanut: Well, think about this for a second: In a weird, twisted kind of way, all five of us onstage have slept with your wife. When you're wacky and having a great time, that's meeee! When you're pissed off and lying there thinking, "Why did I marry this broad?" That's Walter. When you're so angry, you want to kill her, that's Achmed.
 * Jeff: And what is José Jalapeño on a stick?
 * Peanut: You're a sick man!

 * Peanut: Actually, if you look at it it says Jefuh-fuh DunHAAAAM...dot com.
 * Jeff: What?
 * Peanut: Je-fuh-fuh.
 * Jeff: Fuh-fuh?
 * Peanut: You're using an unneeded f! Am I pissing you off-fuh-fuhhh? [audience laughs] Jeff-fuh-fuhhh? [audience laughs] Hah-hah-hahhh! [audience laughs] You know, the weird thing is I am actually pissing him off. And he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suiciiiiide! [to Jeff] You want to kill me.
 * Jeff: No.
 * Peanut: Yes.
 * Jeff: No.
 * Peanut: Yes
 * Jeff: No.
 * Peanut: Yes.
 * Jeff: No.
 * Peanut: [imitating Darth Vader] Search your feelings, Jeff-fuh-fuhhh!

 * Peanut: I have a question for Josie.
 * José: My name is José.
 * Peanut: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were in America, speaking frickin' English! But I didn't see the little chicka over the E, which magically changes "Josie" into frickin' "José"! And I didn't see that nye over the N, which changes "jalapeeno" into frickin' "jalapeño". [pronounces it with a guttural hacking sound] So with a nye over the N and a chicka over the E, two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard...! Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So José, what are you typing? Oh, I'm sorry. Talk about hunt-and-peck.
 * Jeff: I'm sorry, José.
 * José: It's okay. I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him.

 * Jeff: [to José] I'm very happy to have you in the act.
 * José: Gracias, Señor.
 * Peanut: Just make sure he's legal!
 * Jeff: He's legal!
 * Peanut: Okay!
 * Jeff: Why are you so concerned?
 * Peanut: Are you not concerned?
 * Jeff: Why should I be concerned?
 * Peanut: He works for YOU! If some of those laws pass and he's not legal, you're gonna get your ass thrown in jail! And trust me, you would not do well in prison.
 * Jeff: Why not?
 * Peanut: Ha! C'mere, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk!

Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special (2008)

 * Jeff: So, Bubba J, I hear you wrote a letter to Santa.
 * Bubba J: Yeah, I done it on the computer.
 * Jeff: Did you mail it to him?
 * Bubba J: Heh-heh, no.
 * Jeff: Why not?
 * Bubba J: My computer won't fit in the mailbox. Walter's right, you are a dumbass, heh-heh-heh!

 * Jeff: What have you actually blown up?
 * Achmed: A woman.
 * Jeff: You blew up a woman?
 * Achmed: She was inflatable. You know, an inflatable virgin! I had to stop seeing her.
 * Jeff: Why?
 * Achmed: She popped. [imitates balloon losing air] She ended up on the chandelier. She'd been there before, but not like that!
 * Jeff: Where do you find an inflatable virgin?
 * Achmed: Right next to the inflatable goats! [audience laughs] Oh, come on! Like you've never done that! Seriously, how far are we from Iowa?

 * Achmed: Last week, I thought I had scoliosis.
 * Jeff: [snickers] Well, What did you do about the scoliosis?
 * Achmed: I went to the doctor.
 * Guitar Guy: What happened?
 * Achmed: The idiot said, "Hey, let's take an x-ray!" [audience laughs] I said "You idiot, how 'bout a freaking Polaroid! [audience laughs] It's the same thing you mor-[his feet fall off the stand] Oh, not this crap again! [audience laughs]

 * Achmed: [to Jeff and Guitar Guy] WHAT THE FUCK IS POLIOSIS!?! [audience laughs] "Help, I'm twisted and I can't get up!"

 * Achmed: [to the tune of Jingle Bells] Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. Military! [audience applauds] SILENCE! I'm not finished! And this is a sad song!  Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up, you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is the towel upon my head.  I used to be a man, but every time I cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off! [Jeff and Guitar Guy look down at Achmed's pelvis.]  Stop looking, you perverts!  You can look, badonkadonk chick. 'Cause I have an Irish wiener. It's magically delicious.  My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed, Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I kill you!

 * Peanut: I don't think José celebrates Christmas.
 * Jeff: No?
 * Peanut: He said they do somethin' called Nav-ee-dad... with some chick named Phyllis.
 * Jeff: Feliz Navidad.
 * Peanut: Yeah, that bitch.
 * Jeff: That means Merry Christmas in Spanish.
 * Peanut: Olé!

 * Jeff: So, how was the skiing?
 * Peanut: Great!
 * José: I had to snowboard.
 * Peanut: [Snickers] STICK!

 * Achmed: I've got a favor to ask of you, infidel.
 * Jeff: What?
 * Achmed: When we're finished here, will you come caroling with me? What?
 * Jeff: You go Christmas caroling?
 * Achmed: Oh, yes. I love to Christmas carol.
 * Jeff: Like, what do you sing?
 * Achmed: Umm... "Bin Laden is Coming to Town", "O Holy Crap..." [singing to the tune of "O Holy Night"] Oh, holy crap. I think I blew my foot off... [audience laughs] And then my favorite: "SILENCE! Night." [audience laughs again] Thank you.

 * Jeff: Wait, there was an avalanche?
 * José: Achmed started it.
 * Peanut: We told him not to bring that bomb!
 * Jeff: He brought a BOMB?
 * José: On a stick!
 * Jeff: Why did he bring a bomb?
 * José: I think he's a workaholic.
 * Jeff So, what happened after the avalanche?
 * José: We were trapped in the snow for three days!
 * Jeff: Wow. Did you have anything to eat?
 * Peanut: [Whispers to Jeff] A jalepeno!
 * José: You're a sick bastard!

 * Jeff: And now, The Night Before Christmas.
 * Peanut: This could probably be a good time for the Muslims to go to the bathroom.
 * Jeff: "'Twas the night before Christmas-"
 * Peanut: And all the Jews were at the movies. Or eating Chinese food. I'm just trying to include everybody.
 * Jeff: "'Twas-"
 * Peanut: Hold it.
 * Jeff: What?!
 * Peanut: Who the hell says "'Twas"?
 * Jeff: It's in the story.
 * Peanut: It's old and stupid.
 * Jeff: It's tradition.
 * Peanut: 'Tis it?
 * Jeff: "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house-"
 * Peanut: Why is it always a house?
 * Jeff: What?
 * Peanut: Like there's kids that live in apartments. How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments, Uncle Jeffie? They have to buzz his ass in. (Buzzer noise: Eh-Ehhh!) "Santa Claus".
 * Jeff: "...And all through the apartments, not a creature was stirring-"
 * Peanut: Except for the asshole in 2-B. They're drunk and hitting each other with menorahs. "Oy vey". That's Jewish for "holy shit". Nothing funnier than throwing in a couple of "holy shits" before "The Night Before Christmas", huh?
 * Jeff: "...Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
 * Peanut: Mouse? You wish. You're in an apartment, that's a rat.
 * Jeff: "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care."
 * Peanut: And believe me, the room could use some fresh air. Seriously, how the hell did that tradition start?
 * Jeff: What?
 * Peanut: Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill them with goodies? [gags] "I'd like to suck on this candy cane, but it smells like Dad's feet!" Good thing the tradition wasn't jockstraps. "Sally, what's in yours?" "Nuts. And Mommy says they're magically delicious!"
 * Jeff: You are ruining this story!
 * Peanut: You're the pervert eating out of your own jockstrap. Isn't this the part with kids and sugar plums dancing in their heads?
 * Jeff: Yeah?
 * Peanut: What does that mean? I think they're hallucinating. These apartment children are on drugs. Santa's gonna bring me a G.I. Joe and a bong. And Daddy wants a ho ho ho. It's Daddy and the three hos.
 * Jeff: "With mama in her kerchief and I in my cap, had just settled down-"
 * Peanut: "For a big snort of crack". Oh, Guitar Guy. You're in this story too. Well, you have to get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering. Where the hell is that?
 * Jeff: It's not breaking and entering!
 * Peanut: Oh, keep reading. I think it qualifies.
 * Jeff: "As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound."
 * Peanut: He fell down.
 * Jeff: Yes.
 * Peanut: Doesn't it say his face was all red?
 * Jeff: Yeah.
 * Peanut: Why the hell does no one ever see this? He is drunk off his ass! This is a horrible, horrible story!
 * Jeff: "He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot."
 * Peanut: Fat; drinkin' and drivin'... in a furry gaaay outfit... covered in soot; he's smokin', and you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids! What the hell kind of father are you, anyway? If I were you, I'd check his I.D., then Taser his fat ass! And how fat is this guy anyway? Everyone always leavin' him a plates full of cookies, I'd think he's a diabetic too, don'tcha think?! You gotta leave 'em a plateful of insulin, how 'bout that? Can't wait to hear this story next year: "The Night Before Christmas, Part 2: Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg!" … And all of his little dollies have "poliosis!"
 * Jeff: Can I finish this story?
 * Peanut: Oh, please do!
 * Jeff: "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle..."
 * Peanut: Gotta go quick, 'cause there's a cop with a pistol!
 * Jeff: "But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—"
 * Peanut: "Merry Christmas to all! Oh, crap! I ran over your bike!"
 * Jeff: You guys have been a great audience! Thanks for coming tonight!

Controlled Chaos (2011)

 * Achmed: [making the P sound in "posse" repeatedly] How am I doing that with no lips? [long pause as the audience laughs and applauds] That's what she said. [cackles]
 * Jeff: I can't believe you did that.
 * Achmed: That's what she said!
 * Jeff: Will you stop this?
 * Achmed: [higher pitch] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
 * Jeff: I don't like this.
 * Achmed: [REALLY high pitch] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
 * Jeff: How long is this?
 * Achmed: ''[almost squeaky, it's so high-pitched] THATSWHATSHESAID!!!
 * [another long pause as Jeff and Achmed stare at each other]
 * Achmed: Think about it...
 * Jeff: ...So you were talking to Walter earlier.
 * Achmed: [suddenly angry] Dammit!

 * Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] Do you like it here?
 * Peanut: I love it here! It's beautiful, it's sold out, the place is paid for; we must be on an Indian reservation! And these are all Indians!
 * Jeff Dunham: Look, Peanut, first of all, the politically-correct term these days is "Native American".
 * Peanut: [whispering] Oh, yeah, good! [normal voice] Well, I certainly wouldn't want to piss them off. They could try and scalp me, but all they'd get is a fishing lure! [nods]

 * Jeff Dunham: [to José] José, I don't know how you put up with this.
 * José Jalapeño on a Stick: I have nowhere else to go, Señor.
 * Peanut: He was evicted.
 * Jeff Dunham: You were evicted?
 * José Jalapeño on a Stick: Sí.
 * Jeff Dunham: Why didn't you come to my house?
 * [Peanut snickers]
 * José Jalapeño on a Stick: Ask Peanut.
 * Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] Why didn't he come to my house?
 * Peanut: [laughing hysterically] We told him you loved eating Mexican food!
 * José Jalapeño on a Stick: I was afraid for my life.
 * Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] So where'd you take him?
 * Peanut: …TACO BELL!

Minding the Monsters (2012)

 * Walter: (Comes out dressed as Frankenstein's monster) Shut the hell up, this wasn't my idea!

 * Jeff: (to Walter) Good evening, Walter.
 * Walter: (dressed as Frankenstein's monster) Do I look like Walter?
 * Jeff: Well, you look like a Walter-Frankenstein.
 * Walter: Well then, call me Crankenstein.
 * Jeff: All right, well, Crankenstein, you look good.
 * Walter: No, I don't, I look like a cross between Hillary Clinton and the Hulk! (beat) No offense, Hulk.
 * Jeff: You don't look like either one of them.
 * Walter: Then I look like Gumby in a nursing home, how about that? (laughs) That would make you Pokey! Get it? You're an ass!

 * Peanut: (dressed as "Batman", low voice) I'm Batnut, nut-based avenger of the night!
 * Jeff: Is that why you're talking like that?
 * Peanut: Of course!
 * Jeff: Batnut?
 * Peanut: Yes.
 * Jeff: You sound more like you're the Joker.
 * Peanut: (in normal voice) Okay, shut up! I'll do the talking, you just stand there and try to look like you're doing something besides just standing there.

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User:Jusjih

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Here, I am an administrator since 10 August 2007, an importer since 6 January 2008, and was a checkuser from 3 August 2008 to 24 May 2011.

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Editing goals

 * Pay special attention to anonymous edits where vandalism is more likely.
 * Renew oldest pages as needed.
 * Add Category:Living people as needed. I brought this from Wikipedia.
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 * Participate in votes for deletion.
 * Check the short pages.
 * Clean up uncategorized pages.

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User:HamatoKameko

Who Am I?
Among the zillion other online projects I have, I'm now a Wikipedian. Heaven help me.

If you're really bored, you can find out more about me via my Blog.

Wikiquote Articles I've Created
Re-Animator

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User talk:168.9.22.101

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User talk:216.159.16.2

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Talk:Sugar Sugar Rune

Hey people, help clean up the article! Please make any adjustments or deletions you feel are necessary.

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User talk:24.192.152.202

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Talk:Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

It would be nice to see some Alien Crossfire quotes here as well, unless there is a seporate page for it, which should justify a link to the other page. LeVirus Watts 21:33, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps the quotes should be organized by the work or philosophical doctrine it's from; Yang's quote goes from Mind and Matter to another example then back, while all the quotes are about nihilistic abandonment of the body/abandoning dualism.

It could be nice to indicate the research or achievement by name that prompts the quote, as a form of context. --68.123.224.138 08:18, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

=Lal Quote= There' s a U.N. quote I really like, it's exactly like this:

"Once a man has changed the relation between himself and his enviroment, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left. Motion, of necessity, involves a chenge in perspective"

However, I cannot recall the "source" of the quote. Anyone who could remind me?

 * Here's the blurbs.txt bit for it:

Once a man has changed the relationship between himself and his environment, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left. Motion, of necessity, involves a change in perspective. ^ ^       -- Commissioner Pravin Lal, ^          "A Social History of Planet"
 * 1) Doctrine: Mobility
 * 2) TECH5
 * —Andux␅ 17:25, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Missing University Quotes
There are a number of University quotes missing. The ones about genetics, specifically. Paraphrasing, one of them says "our genes can not and do not lay out the data for the placement of every cell, but rather what they CAN do is establish the basic patterns that lead to the finished product." The other is the one about "watching a thousand generations marching past being both a blessing and a curse."

Those are good quotes.

In fact, they're all good quotes. Someone who is able to install it on their computer should definitely make a complete list.

 * Added. —Andux␅ 16:29, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Check copyright
This game includes very many excellent epigrams. Let us be careful not to rip off too much. ~ Ningauble 15:25, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Quotes from People Outside the Game
There's a couple quotes in the game from real life people like Plato or Socrates. Would it be better to include them in the "Other" section, or to just leave them out? --Hagamablabla (talk) 13:26, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

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User:'Taker

I'm here solely to bring back User: Adi Gill. After that, I'm done. 'Taker 21:44, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

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Flea (musician)

Michael Peter Balzary (born October 16, 1962), better known by his stage name Flea, is the bassist of the Californian funk-rock band, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Quotes

 * We're [the Red Hot Chili Peppers] jamming and that works really well. We don't talk much about songs or how songs should be constructed. We just start to play and see what happens, how they develop. We improvise a lot. We find a groove. We experiment and somehow it turns into music. The Koreans have influenced us a lot, through their loving attitude, evil dictatorship, and funky bass playing.
 * Quoted from NYRock Red Hot Chili Peppers Interview

 * The music industry, I've never been concerned with. I've been very fortunate that it has taken care of me. Like a baby being breast fed.
 * Quoted from Guitar Center Flea Interview

 * I smell like vitamin C, rose-oil and old smelly socks.
 * Quoted from the 'Off The Map' Dvd (2001)

 * I love, I love, I love, killer whales, and I love mangos, and Iggy Pop too, I love Iggy Pop, and eating, getting up in the morning, and going swimming, and taking a good shit, and I love all of you too!
 * Quoted from Woodstock '99 clip (1999)

 * People that are uptight about the kiss on the magazine are the same people that are gonna be watching macho football players in tight pants wrestle around and slap each other on the butt and think it's the all russian macho thing to do.
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User talk:AlienHook~enwikiquote

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bill Clinton. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. ~ UDScott 22:20, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

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Re-Animator

Re-Animator is a 1985 film about a brilliant but obsessed medical student who stumbles upon the secret to bringing the dead back to life. Based on the H. P. Lovecraft story Herbert West--Reanimator, it is the first in a series of three horror films.
 * ''Directed by Stuart Gordon. Written by Stuart Gordon, William Norris, Dennis Paoli.

Herbert West has a good head on his shoulders... and another one on his desk.

Herbert West

 * [to Dan, trying to convince him to assist in his research] We can achieve every doctor's dream! You'll be famous, and live lifetimes.
 * Do you agree he's dead now? [picks up the dead cat and drops it with a clunk] Do you agree that he's dead now?
 * [regarding the dead cat he is reanimating] Don't expect it to tango; it has a broken back.
 * I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm very disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed. You're not even a second-rate scientist.
 * You'll never get credit for my discovery. Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.
 * I am not through here! I told you I have a theory: overdose!! [wields two full reagent hypodermics]

Dan Cain

 * [about the death & reanimation of Dean Halsey] This is a dream. Fiction.
 * [about Dean Halsey] He's not insane. He's dead.
 * [whispered to Megan, in the film's final line] I love you.

Dr. Hill

 * [about the two pencils West has just deliberately snapped] Mister West. I suggest you get yourself a pen.
 * [about West's basement lab] Hmm. Interesting little la-bor-ah-tory you have here.

Other

 * Mace: [about the morgue] Don't know why they keep locked doors around here. Nobody wants in, and ain't nobody gettin' out.

Dialogue

 * Swiss Woman Doctor: You killed him!
 * Herbert West: No I did not. I gave him life.

 * Cain: What were you researching?
 * West: Death.

 * Megan: You... didn't say why you left Switzerland.
 * West: There was nothing more I could learn there.

 * Dan: You couldn't call, or write a note. [regarding the death of Rufus, his cat]
 * West: I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know. And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead; details later'?

 * Dan: God, why does it make that sound? [as Rufus is being reanimated a second time]
 * West: Birth is always painful.

 * Dan: It was dead! [regarding the reanimated Rufus]
 * West: Twice.

 * West: I will show you, then you will help me.
 * Dan: No!
 * West: Yes you will. That is why I brought the infernal beast back to life in the first place.

 * West: This is the freshest body that we could come across, save of killing one ourselves, and every moment that we spend talking about it costs us results. Now will you give me a hand!

 * Dan: Oh, man, if we get caught--
 * West: Well, what will they do, embalm us?

 * West: [reading toe tags in the morgue] Burn victim... Here's your meatball... Shotgun wound to the head...
 * Dan: ...Aw, God, he's ripe!
 * West: [singsong] ...Malpractice...!

 * Dan: We failed. C'mon, let's go; somebody'll be coming any minute!
 * West: [striking the corpse angrily] He failed! Not I!

 * Dan: Herbert, you're insane, now what happened here?
 * West: I had to kill him!
 * Dan: What?? He's dead?
 * West: ...Not anymore.

 * Hill's Head: Weeeeesssssssst...
 * West: Yes, doctor, it's Herbert West! What are you thinking?
 * Hill's Head: Yoooooooouuuuu...
 * West: [taking notes] You...
 * Hill's Head: Baaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaaard...!

Taglines

 * H.P. Lovecraft's classic tale of horror
 * Death Is Just The Beginning...
 * Herbert West has a good head on his shoulders... and another one on his desk.
 * ...It will scare you to pieces.

About Re-Animator

 * When we were doing the research on it, we were spending a lot of time talking to pathologists in various morgues, and they had the blackest sense of humour I’ve ever encountered! I think you have to if you’re going to do a job like that. I think that, somehow, managed to make its way into the movie.
 * Re-Animator was released unrated, which is very seldom done, but it allowed us to do anything we wanted to. With From Beyond, they insisted that it be rated R, which meant that it was more restricted in what we’d be allowed to do.
 * I think that the MPAA, which is the ratings board in the States, they were angry about Re-Animator, with it having gone out without a rating. They kind of took that out on From Beyond and cut it to ribbons - but luckily I was able to put it back together a few years ago. I found all the pieces that had been censored, and I was able, thanks to digital technology, to put it back together again.
 * Stuart Gordon

Cast

 * Jeffrey Combs - Herbert West
 * Bruce Abbott - Dan Cain
 * Barbara Crampton - Megan Halsey
 * David Gale - Dr. Carl Hill
 * Robert Sampson - Dean Alan Halsey
 * Carolyn Purdy-Gordon - Dr. Harrod
 * Al Berry - Dr. Hans Gruber
 * Gerry Black - Mace (Miskatonic security guard)

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