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TRG Productions

TRG Productions (2002-) is a group of related webcomics created by Alan E. Solivan, aka Mr. O.M.A., following the antics of his eight original characters who interact with many popular manga, anime, and video game characters.

Kitty

 * (Kitty's catchphrase; to InuYasha) INNY!
 * Big Badda Boom...
 * Wheee! I'm the new O.M.A.! I'm the new O.M.A.!
 * (in an Agent Smith outfit; to Kikyo) Hey! You with the mouth! I make the wisecracks around here!

Big Nasty

 * (to Nala) How fiendishly original of you.
 * (singing) Sephy is a lightweight!
 * Glory goes "honk"?
 * (referring to a now female InuYasha) FLEE! THE RUMORS ARE TRUUUE!!!
 * (to Sephiroth) Dude...you need a sequel or something FAST.

Nala

 * (to Lina Inverse) Howdy, Mr. Clean!
 * (referring to Mr. O.M.A.) We work for this idiot?

Mr. O.M.A.

 * Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
 * (to Jen) You're not gonna shut up no matter HOW many times I smack you, are you?

Jorge

 * (recurring statement) I hate you all.
 * GAAAAH, WHY CAN'T WOMEN ACTUALLY BE WOMEN IN THIS DAMN PLACE?!?
 * OOH, YEAH! I STILL GOT IT, BABY! UH-HUH!!!! Holla if ya hear me!!! (reference to Scott Steiner)Can you dig it, SUCKAAA?!? (reference to Booker T)

Destiny

 * WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER HALF A YEAR FLASHBACK SEQUENCE, THANK YOU!!!
 * (happily blushing after kissing Jorge) Did I just do what I think I did???
 * Welcome, all, to Destiny's House of Fortune! What do the cards hold in store for YOUR future?
 * Oh, spirits of fortune, I ask of ye aid to help this lovesick fool...find...happiness!
 * Behold, the power of cheese!
 * Ooh, sorry, Bell, but I don't do lucky numbers.
 * (To Yami Yugi) You don't believe in my powers, do you? All right, how's 'bout I give you a free palm reading and we'll see just how fake my powers really are.
 * (After frying Yami Yugi) Believe in my powers now?

Fayte

 * Whoo, I'm in the flashback! You can't stop me!
 * Dum dee dum, no lines for meee...

Sapphire

 * (to Yami-Yugi) Fine, then...let's play a game. [...] We're gonna play a personal favorite of mine. It's called "Catch the Giant Glowing Energy Ball of Death".
 * (referring to a mask-less Kane) Who's the guy with the nose? Uncle Fester?
 * HELLFIRE FLAAAASH!!

InuYasha

 * What were you planning to do? Kill me with warnings?
 * (to Sonic) Hey. New guy. You'd better get used to that 'cuz it's gonna get a lot worse from here on out...
 * (to Shippo) Slaughter time, midget.
 * "It ain't to turkey dinner!

Skuld

 * Well, you know how it is. One thing leads to another and soon enough, boom.
 * Off panel character restoration powerrrr...maaaake-up! (a parody of the Sailor Moon japanese transformation sequence command)

Jen

 * Man, I HATE ninjas...
 * If you didn't see it, it never happened! CLOSE YOUR EYES!
 * (referring to Zappa flying in out of nowhere)That didn't count. You had something to do with it. I know it.
 * (To Jen-Ivo)Iv', you and I are gonna have a looooong talk when we get home.

Cream

 * (Cream's catchphrase) AAAAGOOONEEEEEE!!!
 * Can't sleep...wall will eat me...can't sleep...wall will eat me...
 * (To Mr. O.M.A and Jen) I. HATE. YOU. BOTH.
 * (After being put through a wall by Sapphire) Oka-o-okay, I b-br-brought that one on mys-self.
 * Heh heh heh...this gug-game's winner...NOOOOW AND FOREV-EH-EVER! HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Misc

 * Rikku: (while hypnotized, singing to the tune of One Winged Angel) X-Box, eat berries, he's a fair entity...
 * Sephiroth: I'll allow you to live for now, Keyblade Three, but we will meet again, I can assure you of that, and dammit, when we do, you'd better have my money!!!
 * Ryno: WHY, GOD?!? WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME WITH SIGHT?!?
 * Sephiroth: (thinking) I am...REALLY...starting...to hate keys...
 * Coraxus: No splash, Cap'n!
 * Helldandy: (to Miroku) Well, don't you just shoot from the hip? Heh heh, you got balls, mister. (kicks Miroku in the groin) And now you don't.

Conversations

 * Nala: InuYasha may look like a human but the truth is he is really a DEMON! Kitty: Yyyyyeah...so? Nala:' (collapse)
 * Jorge: Does this mean we can have Square[Enix] alter egos, too? Mr. O.M.A.: Don't push yer luck. Jorge: You suck.
 * (during Fan-Service storyline) Mr. O.M.A.: My ladies are going to bare as much as possible without going nude. You won't see any idiot dresses here...'Cept for the one Greg's wearing. Mr. O.S.A.: Dammit, this is a mage's robe!!!! Mr. O.M.A.: Suuuure it is.[...] Mr. O.S.A.: You better stop making fun of me! I've got a mage's staff and I know how to use it. Mr. O.M.A.: Ahh, that's just an oversized pen and you know it. Mr. O.S.A.: They're not supposed to know that!!!!! Mr. O.M.A.: They do noooow....
 * Mr. O.S.A.: BLOODY CLONE!!! Mr. O.M.A.: IT SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!!!
 * Mr. O.S.A.: (referring to Naruto's Sexy no Jitsu) Some security system. Mr. O.M.A.: It worked, didn't it? Mr. O.S.A.: I wasn't complaining...
 * Kitty: Question: since when did you two start listening to Blues? Rockman: Since we learned Rule Number One. Kitty: Which is? Forte: Don't piss off Blues. He doesn't keep that big blaster around for looks, ya know. Rockman: No...no, wait... that's Rule Number Two... Forte: Then what's Rule Number One again? Roll: (in flashback) Which wone of you motherf***ers drank all my orange juice?!?!? Forte: Oh yeah... Don't piss off ROLL...
 * Rockman: Forte! Shame on you! There's more important things to ask for than your own game! Forte: Like what? Rockman: FREE BEER! Forte: YEAAAH!
 * Mr. O.M.A.: Uh...question... Sapphire: Ask. Mr. O.M.A.: How'd you get into my room? (Mr. O.M.A. begins to proceed asking numerous questions) Sapphire: Sleep. (Sapphire gives Mr. O.M.A the Vulcan Neck Pinch) Mr. O.M.A.: Gotcha. (falls asleep)
 * Mr. O.M.A.: (referring to his new attire) ...Is it THAT bad? Nala: Saw his face...must gouge out eyes!!! Kitty: (puking in paper bag)
 * Nala: (referring to Mr. O.M.A.'s fortress) A back door?!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS PLACE HAS A BACK DOOR?!? Mr. O.M.A.: Of course it does. Doesn't every heavily guarded fortress?
 * InuYasha: What could you possibly give to me that I'd ever want? Nala: Gee, I dunno...you help me out, I'm sure I'll think of something...Can you say "rosary removal"? InuYasha: (bowing a Nala's feet) What is it that you wish of me, my mistress?
 * Sapphire: (answering ringing pay phone) What? Caller: I have a high-calibur sniper rifle aimed at your head. You move, you die, understand? Sapphire: Gahh...this bit is...so overdone...(gives finger) Caller: WHAT THE?!? YOU LITTLE BITCH! DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?!? (three bullets are fired, all of which Sapphire catches in air) Caller: Uhhh...I take back everything I said earlier, miss...please don't kill me... Sapphire: Pal, you're already dead.
 * Banker: (to Mr. O.M.A.) Take [the bandana and sunglasses] off or I'll have them removed by force! (referring to Ryno) Mr. O.M.A.: (to Ryno) Yo. Haven't seen you in a while...
 * Kagome: (to a mysterious caller on a cell phone) HEY! WHO IS THIS?!? Kitty: (hanging upside-down behind Kagome with a baseball bat; thinking) Yooou'll seeeee...
 * InuYasha: (referring to the Kitty clones) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!? Sapphire: This idiot finally saw The Matrix Reloaded... Mr. O.M.A.: And as much as Agent Smith creeps me out, I like the way the guy opperates. So this is my kinda-sorta tribute to him. InuYasha: Uh-huh...and WHAT does this have to do with Kagome and Kikyo? Mr. O.M.A.: Absolutely nothing.
 * Sephiroth: You know this is pointless. [Square Enix Tavern] has to close for the night sooner or later. Then you'll meet your demise. Big Nasty: Someone obviously forgot that this place doubles as an inn. Sephiroth: THEN I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!! (gets hit in the head by a metal bar by Tifa)
 * InuYasha: (female) WHAT do you people get out of doing these things to me? Nala: A truckload of cheap laughs.
 * Nala: (tossing a packet of Instant Spring of Drowned Girl to InuYasha) You know you liked it. InuYasha: GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE!!!
 * InuYasha: (thinking) Now I'm gonna enjoy some time to myself. Shippo: Ohhh, InuYaaaashaaaaaa! InuYasha: (thinking) Three seconds...a new personal record.
 * Shippo: You know, I look at this and can't help but think that it's been done before... InuYasha: (eating photos of him as a girl) Yoo shah ub!
 * Mr. O.M.A.: sigh...you know what I have about doing the Author Comments, Sapph? Having to look at all that old artwork from about a year ago. I swear, I get headaches from looking [at] anything I made that far back.... (Sapphire shoves older artwork into Mr. O.M.A.'s face, who collapses onto the floor) Sapphire: You're pathetic... Mr. O.M.A.: (making a cross with fingers) GET IT AWAAAAY!!!
 * Kitty: (about Kagome) Yeah, right! She's a devil in disguise! My arch rival in love! She's the only thing that stands in the way of true happiness with Inny! Shippo: Oh, so in other words, you're insane.
 * Fayte: (about InuYasha) Ahh, well, at least it's only Kagome, right? There is the other one... Shippo: Other one? Fayte: Yeah, what's her name, ahhhh...Kikyo! Shippo:Oh, right, right, right...how could I forget about her... Fayte: Yeah...I mean...heh, would InuYasha really give lovin' to a zombie like her? Shippo: Do you really wanna know? Fayte: He...now that is sick...
 * Skuld: (after a very long flashback) ...Annnd here we are. Fayte: What, we still exist? Destiny: NEVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME?!
 * Testament Rose: Any last words, Bunny? Cream: As a matter of fact, yeah. Since when were demons pink? (Mr. O.M.A. facepalms) Testament Rose: That's it!! NOW YOU DIEW SLOWLY!!!!!
 * Cream: GAH! I'M SO STUPID! Jen: I coulda told you that.
 * Cream: Umm...you're supposed to be a ninja, am I right? Shadowman: Tell me child, whatever gave that away?
 * Jen: Haven't you noticed a little something missing for the past couple of days? Mr. O.M.A.: Uhhh... Jen: Short...annoying... Mr.O.M.A.: You have any idea how little that narrows it down?
 * Dr. Wily: What kind of poor excuse for an author are you?! Mr. O.M.A.: Weel, I never think too much of myself. Dr. Wily: SHUT UP! IT WAS RHETORICAL!
 * Mr. O.M.A.: You rode in [the Goliath]. Did you happen to see an off switch? Jen: Dude, it's a RIDE ARMOR. Why would I be interested in an OFF SWITCH? Mr. O.M.A.: (facepalm) Okaaaaay, you're no help. I can only think of one other person who can help ups with this kind of situation... Vile: Dude, it's a RIDE ARMOR. Why would I bee interested in an OFF SWITCH?
 * Dr. Wily: I'm sorry, Megaman! I've been a baaaaad doctor! Megaman: That's what you said last week! You're never gonna learn, are you? (Cheese flies into Megaman, which causes him to explode) Dr. Wily: I could ask you the same question, smurf.
 * Tifa: Why haven't I banned you three idiots yet? Big Nasty: 'Cuuuz we're so free-spirited and entertaining?
 * X: I've been given a second chance to set straight these stray souls of society! Zero: AW, NO, NOT AGAIN! Axl: Oh, I DARE you to say that three times fast, X.
 * Mr. O.M.A.: Oh, what was the problem? You looked so ridiculously cute as a bunny! Sapphire: That's the bloody problem!!!

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Talk:An Inspector Calls

hainault!!!

Not a stub
This is not a stub. For one thing it is longer than a full screen. Secondly, we are dealing in quotes from the play, not just removing any old conversation from the play and calling it a quote, they are different things, these quotes are important due to the fact that they represent a lot from the play- perhaps a change in tone, or key point. 2.97.168.222 18:48, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

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Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. - InvisibleSun 21:10, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Sysadmin

My recent change?
On my talk page, User talk:CALQL8, you asked me to give a reason to a recent change I made to "Startrek". May I ask what you are refering to? I have made many changes to several Star Trek pages in Wikiquote. Also, are you a real system administrator? No offense, but your misspelling and lack of explanation makes me wonder. CALQL8 22:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

You have been blocked for vandalism and impersonating an administrator. - InvisibleSun 23:03, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Paramount Pictures, 1979) is the first feature film based on the popular science fiction television series, Star Trek: The Original Series.
 * ''Directed by Robert Wise. Written by Alan Dean Foster and Harold Livingston.

Versions and dialogue

 * Note: Three versions of this film exist. The film was originally released in theaters in 1979. The film was first shown on broadcast network television in 1983 and included 12 minutes of additional footage. This version was subsequently released on VHS as the "Special Longer Version." In 2001, a Director's Edition of the film was released on DVD and VHS. The Director's Edition included some additional dialogue not shown in the 1979 theatrical version, and some dialogue was cut out from the 1979 theatrical version. The 2001 Director's Edition is four minutes longer than the 1979 theatrical version. The dialogue from both prior versions that was not included in the main feature of the 2001 Director's Edition was included as deleted scenes on the "Bonus Features" disc. In the quotes that follow, the differences in dialogue are noted when they were not identical in all three versions.

Transporter chief

 * Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long... fortunately.

Leonard McCoy

 * It learns fast, doesn't it?
 * Your child is having a tantrum, Mr. Spock!
 * Spock, this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?
 * Well, Jim, I hear Chapel's an M.D. now. Well I'm going to need a top nurse... not a doctor who will argue every little diagnosis with me. And they probably redesigned the whole sick bay, too! I know engineers—they love to change things.

Spock

 * This simple feeling, is beyond V'Ger's comprehension.

Dialogue

 * Montgomery Scott: The crew haven't had near enough transition time with all the new equipment. And the engines—they're not even tested at warp power. And an untried captain.
 * James T. Kirk: Two-and-a-half years as chief of Starfleet Operations may have made me a little stale, but I wouldn't exactly consider myself ... untried. (Scott looks to Kirk in surprise) They gave her back to me, Scotty.
 * Montgomery Scott: Gave her back sir? I doubt it were that easy with Nogura.
 * James T. Kirk: (attempting a Scottish accent) Ye Right. (both men chuckle)
 * Montgomery Scott: Well any man who could manage such a feat I would nea dare disappoint...she'll launch on time Sir...and she'll be ready. (lays a fatherly hand on Kirks arm)

 * Hikaru Sulu: He wanted her back. He got her.
 * Alien Ensign: And Captain Decker? He's been with this ship every minute of her refitting.
 * Uhura: Ensign, the possibilities of our returning from this mission in one piece may have just doubled.
 * 2001 Director's Edition only.

 * Willard Decker: Admiral, this is an almost totally new Enterprise. You don't know her a tenth as well as I do.
 * James T. Kirk: That's why you're staying aboard. I'm sorry, Will.
 * Willard Decker: No, Admiral, I don't think you're sorry. Not one damn bit. I remember when you recommended me for this command. You told me how envious you were and how much you hoped you'd find a way to get a starship command again. Well, sir, it looks like you found a way.
 * James T. Kirk: Report to the bridge, Commander, immediately.
 * Willard Decker: Aye, sir.

 * Commander Branch: Enterprise, the cloud is definitely a power field of some kind. Measures— my God— over 82 AUs in diameter. Must be something incredible inside there generating it. We're transmitting linguacode friendship messages on all frequencies. No response.
 * "82 AUs" in 1979 theatrical version and 1983 television version, "two AUs" in 2001 Director's Edition.

 * James T. Kirk: Yeoman?
 * Yeoman: Yes, sir?
 * James T. Kirk: What was the problem down there?
 * Yeoman: He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it scrambled our molecules.
 * James T. Kirk: [to Rand] Has a familiar ring, doesn't it? Starfleet, this is Captain Kirk. Beam that officer up now.
 * Preceding dialogue in 2001 Director's Edition. Following dialogue included in all versions of the film.
 * James T. Kirk: Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet—
 * Leonard McCoy: Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!
 * James T. Kirk: They didn't!
 * Leonard McCoy: This was your idea. This was your idea, wasn't it?
 * James T. Kirk: Bones, there's a thing out there.
 * Leonard McCoy: Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?
 * James T. Kirk: Headed this way. I need you. Damn it, Bones, I need you. Badly!

 * James T. Kirk: Well, Bones, do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?
 * Leonard McCoy: They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center.

 * James T. Kirk: All right, explanation. Why was my phaser order countermanded?
 * Willard Decker: Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power by channeling it through the main engines. When they went into anti-matter imbalance, the phasers were automatically cut-off.
 * James T. Kirk: (crestfallen) Then you acted properly, of course.
 * Willard Decker: Thank you, sir. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
 * James T. Kirk: You saved the ship.
 * Willard Decker: I'm aware of that, sir.
 * James T. Kirk: (getting angry) Stop...competing with me, Decker.

 * Leonard McCoy: Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as ever.
 * Spock: Nor have you, doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates.

 * Uhura: It could hold a crew of tens of thousands.
 * Leonard McCoy: Or a crew of a thousand ten miles tall.
 * 1983 television version

 * James T. Kirk: Spock, did we just see the beginning of a new life-form?
 * Spock: Yes, Captain. We witnessed a birth. Possibly a next step in our evolution.
 * James T. Kirk: I wonder.
 * Leonard McCoy: Well, it's been a long time since I delivered a baby. And I hope we got this one off to a good start.
 * James T. Kirk: I hope so too. I think we gave it the ability to create its own sense of purpose... out of our own human weaknesses... and the drive that compels us to overcome them.
 * Leonard McCoy: And a lot of foolish human emotions. Right, Mr. Spock?
 * Spock: Quite true, Doctor. Unfortunately, It will have to deal with them as well.

 * James T. Kirk: Mr. Sulu, ahead warp one.
 * Hikaru Sulu: Warp one, sir.
 * Chief DiFalco: Heading, sir?
 * James T. Kirk: Out there. Thataway.
 * Concluding lines

Tagline

 * The human adventure is just beginning.
 * Closing text

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Paramount Pictures, 1982) is the second feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. In the film, the crew of the USS Enterprise deal with a threat posed by The Original Series character Khan Noonien Singh, back from exile and out for revenge.
 * ''Directed by Nicholas Meyer. Written by Jack B. Sowards

At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance.

Khan Noonien Singh

 * Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.
 * [last words] No. No, you can't get away. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

James T. Kirk

 * [eulogizing Spock] We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted, that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... [voice breaks] human.

Dialogue

 * Leonard McCoy: This is not about age. It's about you flying a god-damn computer console when you want to be out there hopping galaxies!
 * James T. Kirk: Spare me your emotions and poetry, please. We all have our assigned duties.
 * McCoy: Oh! You're hiding! Hiding behind rules and regulations.
 * Kirk: Who am I hiding from?
 * McCoy: From yourself, Admiral.
 * Kirk: Don't mince words, Bones. What do you really think?
 * McCoy: Jim, I'm your doctor and I'm your friend. Get back your command. Get it back before you turn into part of this collection.

 * [Commander Chekov and Captain Terrell have been trapped by a group of people inside containers marked as from the long-lost SS Botany Bay. Their leader opens his mask]
 * Pavel Chekov: Khan!
 * Khan Noonien Singh: [to Terrell] I don't know you. [to Chekov] But you— I never forget a face. Mister Chekov, isn't it? I never thought to see your face again.
 * Clark Terrell: Chekov, who is this man?
 * Chekov: A criminal, Captain. A product of late 20th century genetic engineering.
 * Terrell: What do you want with us? Sir, I demand to be re—
 * Khan: You are in a position to demand nothing, sir. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing. What you see is all that remains of the ship's company and crew of the Botany Bay, marooned here fifteen years ago by Captain James T. Kirk.
 * Terrell: Listen, you men and women. You have a—
 * Khan: Captain! Captain. Save your strength, Captain. These people had sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born! Do you mean he [refers to Chekov] never told you the tale — to amuse your captain, no? — never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay, lost in space from the year 1996, myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze?
 * Terrell: I've never even met Admiral Kirk.
 * Khan: Admiral? Admiral! Admiral. Never told you how "Admiral" Kirk sent 70 of us into exile in this barren sand heap, with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us.
 * Chekov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha V there was life! A fair chance—
 * Khan: This is Ceti Alpha V! [calms down] Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet, and everything was laid waste. "Admiral" Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth — two hundred years ago — I was a prince with power over millions.
 * Chekov: Captain Kirk was your host. You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him!

 * Spock: As a teacher on a training mission I am content to command the Enterprise. If we are to go on actual duty, it is clear that the senior officer on board must assume command.
 * James T. Kirk: It may be nothing. Garbled communications. You take the ship.
 * Spock: Jim, you proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.
 * Kirk: You're about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions.
 * Spock: I would not remind you of that which you know so well. If I may be so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny. Anything else is a waste of material.
 * Kirk: I would not presume to debate you.
 * Spock: That is wise. In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
 * Kirk: Or the one.
 * Spock: You're my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.

 * James T. Kirk: Khan!
 * Khan Noonien Singh: You still remember, Admiral. I cannot help but be touched. I, of course, remember you.
 * Kirk: What is the meaning of this attack? And where's the crew of the Reliant?
 * Khan: Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you.

 * Leonard McCoy: Go? Where are we going?
 * James T. Kirk: Where they went.
 * McCoy: Suppose they went nowhere?
 * Kirk: Then this'll be your big chance to get away from it all.

 * James T. Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker! You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?
 * Khan Noonien Singh: Kirk! You're still alive, my old friend?
 * Kirk: Still, old friend! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
 * Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral. [Genesis device vanishes in a transporter beam]
 * David Marcus: Oh, no! Let go! He can't take it!
 * Kirk: Khan! Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me! You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here! You're going to have to come down here!
 * Khan: I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive!
 * Kirk: [shouting] KHAAAAAN!!! KHAAAAAN!!!

 * Carol Marcus: Please tell me what you're feeling.
 * James T. Kirk: There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years. He's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help him. My son. My life that could have been but wasn't. What am I feeling? Old, worn out.

 * Joachim: We're all with you, sir, but consider this. We are free. We have a ship and the means to go where we will. We have escaped permanent exile on Ceti Alpha V. You have proved your superior intellect and defeated the plans of Admiral Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again.
 * Khan Noonien Singh: He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

 * Saavik: [to Kirk] On the test, sir. Will you tell me what you did? I would really like to know.
 * Leonard McCoy: Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Star Fleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario.
 * Saavik: How?
 * James T. Kirk: I reprogrammed the simulation so that it was possible to save the ship.
 * Saavik: What?
 * David Marcus: He cheated!
 * Kirk: I changed the conditions of the test! I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.
 * Saavik: Then you've never faced that situation, faced death.
 * Kirk: I don't believe in a no-win scenario.

 * James T. Kirk: This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it once your way, Khan. Are you game for a rematch? Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect!
 * Khan Noonien Singh: Full impulse power.
 * Joachim: No, sir! You have Genesis! You can have whatever you—
 * Khan: Full power, damn you!

 * Leonard McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation that's in there!
 * Spock: As you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I am not human.
 * McCoy: You're not going in there!
 * Spock: Perhaps you're right. What is Mr. Scott's condition?
 * McCoy: Well, I don't think that he—
 * Spock: [nerve pinches McCoy] I'm sorry, Doctor. I have no time to discuss this logically. [places his hand on McCoy's face] Remember.

 * James T. Kirk: Spock!
 * Spock: Ship, out of danger?
 * Kirk: Yes.
 * Spock: Don't grieve, Admiral. It's logical. The needs of the many outweigh—
 * Kirk: The needs of the few?
 * Spock: —or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
 * Kirk: Spock!
 * Spock: I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long and prosper! [slumps and dies]
 * Kirk: No!

 * David Marcus: Lieutenant Saavik was right. You never have faced death.
 * James T. Kirk: No, not like this. I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing—
 * David: You knew enough to tell Saavik that how we face death is at least as important as how we face life.
 * Kirk: Just words.
 * David: But good words! That's where ideas begin. Maybe you should listen to them. I was wrong about you, and I'm sorry.
 * Kirk: Is that what you came here to say?
 * David: Mainly. And also that I'm proud — very proud — to be your son.

 * Leonard McCoy: Are you okay, Jim? How do you feel?
 * James T. Kirk: Young. I feel young!

About

 * I’ve always wanted to make a movie with submarines and destroyers and people torpedoing each other—a sort of case of arrested development—but I thought, ‘Oh, OK, this is about the Navy. I know how to do this. … And Khan, because I’d seen that episode ‘Space Seed,’ and I thought, ‘Oh, that guy must be pretty angry by now.'
 * Director Nicholas Meyer, "'Star Trek': Nicholas Meyer explains his Roddenberry regret" Noelene Clark, LA Times: "Hero Complex", June 10, 2011.

title: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan


text:
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Paramount Pictures, 1984) is the third feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. It is a direct sequel to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and has a similar feel, although often with a lighter, more humorous touch.
 * Directed by Leonard Nimoy. Written by Harve Bennett.

(Join the search.)

Dialogue

 * James T. Kirk: How much refit time before we can take her out again?
 * Montgomery Scott: Eight weeks, sir, but ye don't have eight weeks, so I'll do i' for ye in two.
 * Kirk: Mr. Scott, have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?
 * Scott: Certainly, sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
 * Kirk: Your reputation is secure, Scotty.

 * Uhura: Would you look at that?
 * James T. Kirk: My friends, the great experiment, the Excelsior, ready for trial runs.
 * Hikaru Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive.
 * Montgomery Scott: Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
 * Kirk: Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant.

 * Hikaru Sulu: The word, sir?
 * James T. Kirk: The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.
 * Sulu: You can count on our help, sir.
 * Kirk: Thank you, Mr. Sulu. I'll need it.
 * Pavel Chekov: Shall I alert Dr. McCoy?
 * Kirk: Please. He has a long journey ahead of him.

 * Alien: To your planet, welcome.
 * McCoy: I think that's my line, stranger.
 * Alien: Oh, forgive. I here am new but you are known, being McCoy from Enterprise.
 * McCoy: You have me at a disadvantage, sir.
 * Alien: I name not important. You seek I. Message received. Available ship stands by.
 * McCoy: How much and how soon?
 * Alien: How soon is now. How much is where.
 * McCoy: Somewhere in the Mutara Sector.
 * Alien: Ah, Mutara restricted! Take permits many! Money more.
 * McCoy There aren't going to be any damn permits! How can you get a permit to do a damn illegal thing? Look: price you name. Money I got!
 * Alien: Place you name, money I name, otherwise bargain no.
 * McCoy: All right, damn it! It's Genesis! The name of the place we're going is Genesis!
 * Alien: [loudly] Genesis?
 * McCoy: Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf, with ears like that?!
 * Alien: Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!
 * McCoy Look, my backwards friend: Genesis may be "planet forbidden", but I'm damn well going t—
 * Federation security officer : [interrupting] Sir, I'm sorry, but your voice is carrying. I don't think you want to be discussing this subject in public.
 * McCoy: I'll discuss what I like! And who in the hell are you?
 * Security officer : Could I offer you a ride home, Dr. McCoy?
 * McCoy: Where's the logic in offering me a ride home, you idiot? If I wanted a ride home, would I be trying to charter a space flight? [Alien growls.] How in the hell do you know who I am?
 * Security officer: [shows ID] Federation Security, sir. [McCoy tries to nerve pinch him but fails] You're gonna get a nice long rest, doctor.

 * James T. Kirk: [holding up a Vulcan salute to McCoy] How many fingers do I have up?
 * Leonard McCoy: That's not very damn funny.
 * Kirk: Well, your sense of humor's returned.
 * McCoy: The hell it has. [Kirk produces a hypospray] What's that?
 * Kirk: Lexorin.
 * McCoy: Lexorin? What for?
 * Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor.
 * McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost.

 * Captain Styles: Ah, Mr. Scott. Calling it a night?
 * Montgomery Scott: Uh, yes, sir.
 * Styles: Turning in myself. Looking forward to breaking some of the Enterprise 's speed records tomorrow.
 * Scott: Ah, yes, sir. Good night.
 * Elevator voice: Level, please.
 * Scott: Transporter room.
 * Elevator voice: Thank you.
 * Scott: Up your shaft.

 * Captain Styles: Kirk, you do this, you'll never sit in the captain's chair again.
 * James T. Kirk: Warp speed.

 * James T. Kirk: [as Excelsior 's warp drive fails] Scotty, as good as your word.
 * Montgomery Scott: Aye, sir. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Here, Doctor, souvenirs from one surgeon to another.[he hands McCoy some microchips]. I took them out of her main transwarp computer drive.
 * Leonard McCoy: Nice of you to tell me in advance.
 * Kirk: That's what you get for missing staff meetings, Doctor. Gentlemen, your work today has been outstanding. I intend to recommend you all for promotion in whatever fleet we end up serving. Best speed to Genesis.

 * Saavik: It's time for total truth between us. This planet is not what you intended or hoped for, is it?
 * David Marcus: Not exactly.
 * Saavik: Why?
 * David: I used protomatter in the Genesis matrix.
 * Saavik: Protomatter, an unstable substance which every ethical scientist has denounced as dangerously unpredictable?
 * David: But it was the only way to solve certain problems. Only my mother knew nothing about it.
 * Saavik: So like your father, you changed the rules.
 * David: If I hadn't, it might have been years or never.
 * Saavik: How many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done, and what is yet to come?

 * Kruge: I've come a long way for the power of Genesis, and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman.
 * Saavik: My lord, we are survivors of a doomed expedition. This planet will destroy itself in hours. The Genesis experiment is a failure.
 * Kruge: A failure? The most powerful destructive force ever created. You will tell me the secret of the Genesis torpedo.
 * Saavik: I have no knowledge.
 * Kruge: Then I hope pain's something you enjoy. [his communicator alerts] I ordered no interruptions!
 * Torg: But sir, a Federation starship is approaching!
 * Kruge: Bring me up!

 * James T. Kirk: David, what went wrong?
 * David Marcus: I went wrong.
 * Kirk: I don't understand.
 * David: I'm sorry, sir. Just don't surrender. Genesis doesn't work. I can't believe they'd kill us for it.
 * Kruge: Admiral, your young friend is mistaken, I meant what I said. And now to show that my intentions are sincere, I shall kill one of the prisoners.
 * Kirk: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to talk.
 * Kruge: [in Klingon] Kill one of them. I don't care which.

 * Kruge: Take every last man. Form a boarding party armed heavily.
 * Torg: They outnumber us.
 * Kruge: We are Klingons! Once you control the ship, we'll transfer our flag there and take Genesis from their own memory banks.

 * James T. Kirk: Mr. Sulu, what is the crew complement of a bird of prey?
 * Hikaru Sulu: About a dozen officers and men.
 * Kirk: With some of them on the planet. I swear to you, we're not finished yet. Bones, you and Sulu to the transporter room. The rest of you with me, we have a job to do. Commander, Klingon vessel: prepare to board this ship on my next signal.
 * Kruge: No tricks, Kirk. You have one minute.
 * Kirk: No tricks. I'm looking forward to meeting you.
 * Kruge: [to his men in Klingon] To the transporter room. Success!

 * James T. Kirk: Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk. Request security access. Computer, destruct sequence one, code 1, 1-A.
 * Montgomery Scott: Computer, Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineering Officer. Destruct sequence two: code 1, 1-A, 2-B.
 * Pavel Chekov: Computer, this is Commander Pavel Chekov, Acting Science Officer. Destruct sequence three: code 1-B, 2-B, 3.
 * Computer: Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for one minute countdown.
 * Kirk: Code zero, zero, zero, destruct zero.
 * Computer: Destruct sequence is activated. [begins counting down from 60]

 * Torg: My lord, the ship appears to be deserted.
 * Kruge: How can that be? They're hiding!
 * Torg: Yes, sir. But the bridge is run by computer. It is the only thing speaking.
 * Kruge: Speaking? Let me hear.
 * Computer: Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five.
 * Kruge: Get out! Get out of there! Get out!
 * [The Enterprise explodes, killing the boarding party]

 * James T. Kirk: [watching the Enterprise burn in the atmosphere] My God, Bones. What have I done?
 * Leonard McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do: turned death into a fighting chance to live.

 * Kruge: Genesis. I want it!
 * James T. Kirk: Beam the Vulcan up and we'll talk.
 * Kruge: Give me what I want and I'll consider it.
 * Kirk: You fool! Look around you! The planet's destroying itself!
 * Kruge: Yes! Exhilarating, isn't it?
 * Kirk: If we don't help each other, we'll die here.
 * Kruge: Perfect. Then that's the way it shall be.

 * James T. Kirk: You, help us or die.
 * Maltz: I do not deserve to live.
 * Kirk: Fine. I'll kill you later.

 * T'Lar: Sarek, child of Skon, child of Solkar, the body of your son breathes still. What is your wish?
 * Sarek: I ask for fal-tor-pan, the refusion.
 * T'Lar: What you seek has not done since ages past, and then only in legend. Your request is not logical.
 * Sarek: Forgive me, T’Lar. My logic is uncertain where my son is concerned.
 * T'Lar: Who is the keeper of the Katra?
 * Leonard McCoy: I am: McCoy, Leonard H., son of David.
 * T'Lar: McCoy, son of David, Since thou art human, we cannot expect thee understand fully what Sarek has requested. Spock’s body lives. With your approval, we shall use all our powers to return to his body that which you possess. But McCoy, you must now be warned. The danger to thyself is as grave as the danger to Spock. You must make the choice.
 * McCoy: I choose the danger. [mutters to Kirk] Hell of a time to ask.

 * Sarek: Kirk, I thank you. What you have done is...
 * James T. Kirk: What I have done, I had to do.
 * Sarek: But at what cost? Your ship. Your son.
 * James T. Kirk: If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul.

 * Spock: My father says that you have been my friend. You came back for me.
 * James T. Kirk: You would have done the same for me.
 * Spock: Why would you do this?
 * Kirk: Because the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.
 * Spock: I have been and ever shall be your friend.
 * Kirk: Yes. Yes, Spock.
 * Spock: The ship, out of danger?
 * Kirk: You saved the ship. You saved us all. Don't you remember?
 * Spock: Jim. Your name is Jim.
 * Kirk: Yes!

Miscellany

 * ...and the Adventure continues...
 * [Closing text.]

title: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock


text:
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Paramount Pictures, 1986) is the fourth feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. It completes the trilogy started in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and continued in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
 * ''Directed by Leonard Nimoy. Written by Leonard Nimoy, Harve Bennett, Steve Meerson, Peter Krikes, and Nicholas Meyer.

(The key to saving the future can be found only in the past.)

Miscellany

 * The cast and crew of Star Trek wish to dedicate this film to the men and women of the spaceship Challenger whose courageous spirit shall live to the 23rd century and beyond...
 * [Opening dedication text]

Dialogue

 * Sarek: Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President. Genesis was perfectly named- the creation of life, not death. The Klingons shed the first blood while attempting to possess its secrets.
 * Klingon Ambassador: Vulcans are well-known as the intellectual puppets of this Federation.
 * Sarek: Your vessel did destroy U.S.S. Grissom. Your men did kill Kirk's son. Do you deny these events?
 * Klingon Ambassador: [proudly] We deny nothing. We have the right to preserve our race.
 * Sarek: You have the right to commit murder? [audience uproar]

 * Leonard McCoy: You think they could at least send us a ship. It's bad enough to be court-martialed and to have to spend the rest of our lives mining borite, but to have to go home in this Klingon flea trap!
 * James T. Kirk: You could learn a thing or two from this flea trap, it's got a cloaking device that costs us a lot.
 * McCoy: I just wish we could cloak out the stench.

 * [while traveling over the Golden Gate Bridge in a passenger bus]
 * Spock: Admiral, may I ask you a question?
 * James T. Kirk: Spock, don't call me Admiral. You used to call me Jim. Don't you remember "Jim"? What's your question?
 * Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colorful metaphors-- "Double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
 * Kirk: You mean the profanity?
 * Spock: Yes.
 * Kirk: That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
 * Spock: For example?
 * Kirk: [thinks] Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline Susann, the novels of Harold Robbins....
 * Spock: Ah... The giants.

 * [Chekov and Uhura radio Kirk just outside Alameda Naval Base]
 * Pavel Chekov: Admiral, we have found the nuclear wessel.
 * James T. Kirk: Well done, team two.
 * Chekov: And, Admiral... it is the Enterprise.
 * [Kirk and Spock look at each other]
 * Kirk: Understood. What's your plan?
 * Chekov: We will beam in tonight, collect the photons, and beam out. No one will ever know we were there.
 * Kirk: Understood and approved. Keep me informed. Kirk out.

 * [Pavel Chekov is being interrogated by an FBI agent]
 * FBI Agent: "Commander Pavel Chekov, Starfleet, United Federation of Planets." Alright Commander, is there anything that you want to tell us?
 * Chekov: Like what?
 * FBI Agent: Like who you really are, and what you're doing here, and what these–these things are.
 * Chekov: I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets. Service number 656-5827B.
 * FBI Agent: Alright, let's take it from the top.
 * Chekov: The top of what?
 * FBI Agent: Name.
 * Chekov: My name?
 * FBI Agent: [sarcastically] No, my name!
 * Chekov: I do not know your name!
 * FBI Agent: You play games with me mister, and you're through!
 * Chekov: I am? May I go now?
 * FBI Agent: [leans over and whispers to a colleague] What do you think?
 * Agent: He's a Russkie.
 * FBI Agent: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life, of course he's a Russkie, but he's a retard or something.
 * Agent: We better call Washington.
 * Chekov: [rises from his chair, grabs the Klingon phaser from the table and points it at the agents] Don't move.
 * FBI Agent: Okay, make nice: give us the ray gun.
 * Chekov: I warn you: if you don't lie on the floor I will have to stun you.
 * FBI Agent: Go ahead: stun me.
 * Chekov: I'm very sorry, but— [tries to fire the phaser but it malfunctions; he looks at it and chuckles] Must be the radiation. [tosses the phaser to the FBI Agent, turns and runs away]

 * James Kirk (wheeling the trolley): He's gonna make it.
 * Cop guard (confused): He? You went in with a she!
 * James Kirk (mild disgust at himself): One little mistake...!

 * [Having returned to the 24th century and saved Earth, the Federation summons the Enterprise crew]
 * Federation President: Bring in the accused. [crew enters council chamber; Spock stands and joins them in line, and attracts the President's attention] Captain Spock, you do not stand accused.
 * Spock: Mr. President, I stand with my shipmates.
 * Federation President: As you wish. The charges and specifications are - conspiracy; assault on Federation officers; theft of Federation property, namely the starship Enterprise; sabotage of the USS Excelsior; willful destruction of Federation property, specifically the aforementioned USS Enterprise; and finally, disobeying direct orders of the Starfleet commander. Admiral Kirk, how do you plead?
 * Kirk: On behalf of all of us Mr. President, I am authorized to plead guilty.
 * President: So entered. Because of certain mitigating circumstances, all charges but one are summarily dismissed. The remaining charge, disobeying orders of a superior officer, is directed solely at Admiral Kirk. I'm sure the admiral will recognize the necessity of keeping discipline in any chain of command?
 * Kirk: I do, sir.
 * President: James T. Kirk, it is the judgment of this council that you be reduced in rank to captain. And that as a consequence of your new rank, you be given the duties for which you have demonstrated unswerving ability, the command of a starship. Captain Kirk, you and your crew have saved this planet from its own short-sightedness, and we are forever in your debt.

 * Spock: Father.
 * Sarek: I am returning to Vulcan within the hour, I would like to take my leave of you.
 * Spock: It was most kind of you to make this effort.
 * Sarek: It was no effort. You are my son. Besides, I'm most impressed with your performance during this crisis.
 * Spock: Most kind.
 * Sarek: As I recall, I opposed your enlistment in Starfleet... It is possible that judgment was incorrect. Your associates are people of good character.
 * Spock: They are my friends.
 * Sarek: Yes, of course. Do you have a message for your mother?
 * Spock: Yes, tell her...I feel fine. Live long and prosper, Father.
 * Sarek: Live long and prosper, my son.

 * [The crew is pondering what their ship will be.]
 * Leonard McCoy: The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe. We'll get a freighter.
 * Hikaru Sulu: With all respect, Doctor, I'm counting on Excelsior.
 * Montgomery Scott: Excelsior? Why in God's name would you want that bucket of bolts?
 *  Kirk: A ship is a ship.
 * Scott: Whatever you say, sir. Thy will be done.
 * [The new U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-A emerges.]
 * Kirk: My friends... we've come home.

title: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


text:
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Paramount Pictures, 1989) is the fifth feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. The titular "Final Frontier" refers to transcending the boundaries of our universe, and into the realm of God, truly where no man has gone before.
 * Directed by William Shatner. Written by William Shatner, Harve Bennett, and David Loughery.

(The greatest Enterprise of all is adventure.)

Dialogue

 * Sybok: Your pain runs deep.
 * J'onn: What do you know of my pain?
 * Sybok: Let us explore it together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me, and gain strength for the sharing.
 * J'onn: Where did you get this power?
 * Sybok: The power was within you.
 * J'onn: I feel... as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?
 * Sybok: Join my quest.
 * J'onn: What is it you seek?
 * Sybok: What you seek. What all men have sought since time began. The ultimate knowledge.

 * Spock: [To Kirk while he is climbing] Concentration is vital. You must be one with the rock.
 * James T. Kirk: Spock, I appreciate your concern, but if you don't stop bothering me, I'm liable to be one with the (Kirk slips off the rock face) GROUND!

 * Montgomery Scott: [voiceover] USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.

 * Pavel Chekov: Admit - we're lost!
 * Hikaru Sulu: Alright, we're lost; but we're making good time.
 * Uhura : [Over communicator] Commander Sulu.
 * Hikaru Sulu: I don't believe this! Commander Sulu here.
 * Uhura: Sorry boys; shore leave's been cancelled. Proceed to the beam up point.
 * Pavel Chekov: Rescued at last! Wait, if you tell them that we're lost we'll never live it down.
 * Uhura: Is there a problem gentlemen?
 * Hikaru Sulu: Yes, uh, we've been caught in....we've been caught in a blizzard!
 * Pavel Chekov: [rolls eyes at Sulu and imitates wind blowing] And we can't see a thing!
 * Uhura: My visual says sunny skies and seventy degrees.
 * Pavel Chekov: [Stops blowing, deadpans] Sulu look.....the sun's come out..it's a miracle!
 * Uhura: Don't worry boys - your secret's safe with me. I'll send a shuttle to pick you up.
 * Hikaru Sulu: Thanks Uhura, I owe you one!

 * James T. Kirk, Leonard McCoy: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
 * James T. Kirk: Life-- Spock, why didn't you jump in?
 * Spock: I was trying to comprehend the words' meaning.
 * Leonard McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded Vulcan! The words aren't important. What's important is that you have fun singing it!
 * Spock: Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having fun?
 * Leonard McCoy: God, I liked him better before he died.

 * Spock: Captain.
 * James T. Kirk: Spock, we're on leave. You can call me Jim.
 * Spock: Jim.
 * James T. Kirk: Yes, Spock?
 * Spock: Life is not a dream.
 * James T. Kirk: Go to sleep, Spock.
 * Spock: Yes, Captain.
 * James T. Kirk: Good night, Bones.
 * Leonard McCoy: Good night, Jim.
 * James T. Kirk: Good night, Spock.
 * Spock: Good night, Doctor.
 * James T. Kirk: Good night, Spock.
 * Spock: Good night, Captain.
 * James T. Kirk: I don't know... I just don't know.

 * James T. Kirk: "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by."
 * Leonard McCoy: Melville.
 * Spock: John Masefield.
 * Leonard McCoy: Are you sure about that?
 * Spock: I am well-versed in the classics, Doctor.
 * Leonard McCoy: Then how come you don't know Row, Row, Row Your Boat?
 * [Spock raises both eyebrows]

 * Montgomery Scott: [about ship status] All I can say is they don't make them like they used to.
 * James T. Kirk: You told me you could get this ship operational in two weeks. I gave you three, what happened?
 * Montgomery Scott: I think you gave me too much time, Captain.
 * James T. Kirk: Very well, Mr Scott. Carry on.
 * Montgomery Scott: Aye, sir. [spots a nearby engineer] How many times do I have to tell you-- the right tool for the right job!
 * Leonard McCoy: [laughs] I don't think I've ever seen him happier.
 * [They enter the turbolift]
 * Computer: Lev-Lev-Level?
 * James T. Kirk: Bridge. I hope. I could use a shower.
 * Spock: [looking at Kirk for several seconds] Yes.

 * Leonard McCoy: Jim... if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible idea. We're bound to bump into the Klingons. And they don't exactly like you.
 * James T. Kirk: The feeling's mutual. Engine room.
 * Montgomery Scott: [over the intercom] Scotty here.
 * James T. Kirk: We'll need all the power you can muster, mister.
 * Montgomery Scott: Don't you worry, Captain. We'll beat those Klingon devils, even if I have to get out and push.
 * James T. Kirk: I hope it won't come to that, Mr. Scott.

 * Uhura: [After performing a titillating fan dance] Hello, boys ! I've always wanted to play to a... captive audience! [The guards have fallen for the trap.]
 * Guards: Awww Damn!

 * James T. Kirk: Spock!
 * Spock: Yes, Captain?
 * James T. Kirk: Be one with the horse.
 * Spock: Yes, Captain!

 * James T. Kirk: Prepare to initiate emergency landing plan B.
 * Pavel Chekov: What's emergency landing plan B?
 * Montgomery Scott: I don't have a clue.
 * James T. Kirk: B as in barricade!
 * Montgomery Scott: He can't be serious!

 * James T. Kirk: I ordered you to defend your ship!
 * Spock: You ordered me to kill my brother.
 * James T. Kirk: The man may be a fellow Vulcan, but that doesn't mean...
 * Spock: No, you do not understand. Sybok is also a son of Sarek.
 * James T. Kirk: You mean he's your brother brother? (Spock looks at him quizzically) You made that up!
 * Spock: I did not.
 * James T. Kirk: You did too. Sybok couldn't possible be your brother because I happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.
 * Spock: Technically, you are correct. I do not have a brother.
 * James T. Kirk: There, you see...
 * Spock: I have a half-brother.
 * James T. Kirk: [exasperated]I gotta sit down.

 * James T. Kirk: Damn it, Spock! God damn it!
 * Spock: Captain, what I have done--
 * James T. Kirk: What you have done is betray every man on the ship.
 * Spock: Worse, I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.
 * James T. Kirk: Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your goddamned ass.
 * Spock: If you think it would help?
 * Leonard McCoy: You want me to hold him, Jim?
 * James T. Kirk: You stay out of this.

 * Leonard McCoy: I'll say one thing, Spock. You never cease to amaze me.
 * Spock: Nor I myself.

 * Spock: This is a new brig, Captain. Completely escape-proof. To guarantee that, they used the most intelligent, most resourceful person they could find. He was unable to escape.
 * James T. Kirk: This person didn't happen to have pointed ears and a propensity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
 * Spock: He did have pointed ears.

 * James T. Kirk: [responds to tapping within the wall] What's that noise?
 * Spock: [tapping continues] I believe it is a primitive form of communication known as Morse Code.
 * James T. Kirk: You're right. I'm out of practice. That's an "S."
 * Spock: A "T."
 * James T. Kirk: "A." "N." Uh, "D." End of word.
 * Leonard McCoy: "Stand."
 * James T. Kirk: New word. "B." "A." Um...
 * Spock: "C." "K."
 * Leonard McCoy: "Back." "Stand back."
 * James T. Kirk, Spock, Leonard McCoy: Stand back?
 * [The wall explodes]
 * Montgomery Scott: [peering through the blasted hole] What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one?

 * James T. Kirk: Mr. Scott, you're amazing.
 * Montgomery Scott: There's nothing amazing about it. [walks away, speaking to himself] I know this ship like the back of my hand. [Klunk!-Smacks into a utility pipe and knocks himself out.]

 * Sybok: The people of your planet once believed their world was flat. Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound barrier could never be broken. [shrugs] It was broken. They said warp speed could not be achieved.

 * James T. Kirk: What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
 * Sybok: I don't control minds. I free them.
 * Leonard McCoy: How?
 * Sybok: By making you face your pain, and draw strength from it. Once that's done fear cannot stop you.

 * James T. Kirk: Damn it Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with the wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. [to Sybok] I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!

 * James T. Kirk: [to "God"] Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?

 * "God": You doubt me?
 * James T. Kirk: I seek proof.
 * Leonard McCoy: Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.!
 * "God": Then here is the proof you seek. [shoots Kirk with a lightning bolt]

 * [The Enterprise is being attacked by Klaa's ship.]
 * Spock: General, I am in need of your assistance.
 * Korrd: My assistance?
 * Spock: You are his superior officer.
 * Korrd: I am a foolish old man.
 * Spock: Damn you, sir. You will try.

 * Spock: I've lost a brother.
 * James T. Kirk: Yes. I lost a brother once. I was lucky I got him back.
 * Leonard McCoy: I thought you said men like us don't have families.
 * James T. Kirk: I was wrong.

 * James T. Kirk: I've always known I'll die alone.

 * James T. Kirk: I thought I was going to die. [After the confrontation with the Klingon ship and "God"]
 * Spock: Not possible. You were never alone.
 * [Kirk moves to hug Spock, and Spock stops him]
 * Spock: Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

 * Leonard McCoy: [to "God"] I doubt any god who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.

 * Leonard McCoy: Is God really out there?
 * James T. Kirk: Maybe God's not out there, Bones. [Gestures to his chest] Maybe he's right here--human heart.

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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (Paramount Pictures, 1991) is the sixth feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. It is the last of the films based solely on Star Trek: The Original Series cast and it presents their final mission together.
 * ''Directed by Nicholas Meyer. Written by Leonard Nimoy, Lawrence Konner, Mark Rosenthal, Nicholas Meyer, and Denny Martin Flinn.

Tagline: The battle for peace has begun.

James T. Kirk

 * Captain's Log, Stardate 9522.6: I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I can never forgive them for the death of my boy. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit is problematic at best. Spock says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him. But how on Earth can history get past people like me?
 * [last lines] Captain's Log, Stardate 9529.1: This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man - where no one - has gone before.

General Chang

 * Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong us...shall we not revenge?
 * [Paraphrased, The Merchant of Venice, Act III, Scene i.]

 * [at Kirk and McCoy's trial] Indeed, the record shows that Captain Kirk once held the rank of admiral, and that Admiral Kirk was broken for taking matters into his own hands in defiance of regulations of the law! Do you deny being demoted for these charges?! Don't wait for the translation! Answer me now!
 * [Similar words were originally spoken by Adlai Stevenson to Valerian Zorin in an emergency session of the United Nations during the Cuban Missile Crisis.]

Dialogue

 * Spock: Good morning. Two months ago, a Federation starship monitored an explosion on the Klingon moon, Praxis. We believed it was caused by overmining and insufficient safety precautions. The moon's decimation means a deadly pollution of their ozone. They will have depleted their supply of oxygen in approximately 50 Earth-years. Due to their enormous military budget, the Klingon economy does not have the resources with which to combat this catastrophe. Last month, at the behest of the Vulcan ambassador, I opened a dialogue with Gorkon, Chancellor of the Klingon High Council. He proposes to commence negotiations at once.
 * Admiral Cartwright: Negotiations for what?
 * Spock: The dismantling of our space stations and starbases along the Neutral Zone, an end to almost 70 years of unremitting hostility which the Klingons can no longer afford.

 * Chancellor Gorkon: I offer a toast. The undiscovered country...the future.
 * Everyone: The undiscovered country.
 * Spock: Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1.
 * Gorkon: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.
 * Chang: taH pagh taHbe' [Klingons laugh] "To be or not to be?" That is the question which preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. We need breathing room.
 * James Kirk: Earth. Hitler, 1938.
 * Chang: I beg your pardon? [pause]
 * Gorkon: Well...I see we have a long way to go.

 * Chang: [over the Enterprise public address speakers] I am constant as the Northern Star...
 * Leonard McCoy: [to Spock, while modifying a photon torpedo to track down Chang's warship] I'd give real money if he'd shut up.

 * [The Enterprise and Excelsior crews have just averted the assassination of the Federation president]
 * Azetbur: What's happened? What's the meaning of all of this?
 * James T. Kirk: It's about the future, Madame Chancellor. Some people think the future means the end of history. Well...We haven't run out of history quite yet. Your father called the future...the undiscovered country. People can be very frightened of change.
 * Azetbur: You've restored my father's faith.
 * Kirk: And you've restored my son's.

 * [The Enterprise crew see Sulu and the Excelsior bridge crew]
 * James T. Kirk: Captain Sulu! As much to the crew of the Enterprise, I owe you my thanks.
 * Capt. Hikaru Sulu: Nice to see you in action for one more time, Captain Kirk. Take care. [Excelsior leaves]
 * Commander Leonard McCoy: By God, that's a big ship.
 * Montgomery Scott: Not so big as her captain, I think.
 * Commander Pavel Chekov: So, this is goodbye.
 * Kirk: I think its about time we got underway ourselves. [sits on captain's chair]
 * Commander Nyota Uhura: Captain, I have orders from Starfleet Command. We're to put back to Spacedock immediately...to be decommissioned. [long pause as Kirk contemplates the order]
 * Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be...go to Hell. [Kirk looks at Spock] If I were human.
 * Chekov: Course heading, Captain?
 * Kirk: Second star to the right... and straight on till morning.

title: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country


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Star Trek Generations

Star Trek Generations (Paramount Pictures, 1994) is the seventh feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. It is often referred to as just Generations. It is the first film in the series to star the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and is a symbolic passing of the torch of the film series from the original series cast to the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast.
 * Directed by David Carson. Written by Rick Berman, Ronald D. Moore, and Brannon Braga.

'''Two captains. One destiny.'''

Dr. Tolian Soran

 * You know, there was a time when I wouldn't hurt a fly. Then the Borg came, and they showed me that if there is one constant in this whole universe, it's death. Afterwards, I began to realize that it didn't really matter. We're all going to die sometime. It's just a question of how and when. You will, too, Captain. Aren't you beginning to feel time gaining on you? It's like a predator. It's stalking you. Oh, you can try and outrun it with doctors, medicines, new technologies, but in the end, time is going to hunt you down and make the kill.
 * They say time is the fire in which we burn. Right now, Captain, my time is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives... I know you understand.

Dialogue

 * [As the Enterprise-B responds to an alert call of two ships hit by the Nexus]
 * Pavel Chekov: How big is your medical staff?
 * John Harriman: The medical staff... doesn't arrive till Tuesday.
 * Chekov: [Mutters exasperation in Russian; gestures to two reporters] You and you, you've just become nurses. Let's go.

 * [The newly-promoted Lt Commander Worf has fallen into the ocean, after Riker ordered the computer to remove the holographic plank]
 * Capt. Jean-Luc Picard: Number One, that's retract plank, not remove plank.
 * Cdr. William Riker: Of course, sir. [leans over the side towards Worf] Sorry! [Worf rages in anger]

 * Tolian Soran: Have you ever considered a prosthesis that would make you look a little more... how can I say... more normal?
 * Geordi La Forge: What's normal?
 * Soran: "What's normal?" Well, that's a good question. Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.

 * [Geordi has had a camera implanted in his VISOR, allowing the Duras sisters to see the Enterprise-D interior from his perspective]
 * Lursa: What is he doing now?
 * B'Etor: I don't know. He bathed, and now he's roaming the ship. He must be the only engineer in Starfleet who doesn't GO to Engineering.

 * [Picard tries to talk to Kirk about Soran]
 * James T. Kirk: [preparing to bring Antonia her breakfast in bed] You say history considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: You're a Starfleet officer. You have a duty.
 * Kirk: I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. I'd say the galaxy owes me one.

 * [Kirk and Picard take a horseback ride, but Kirk realizes that nothing in the Nexus is real]
 * James T. Kirk: Captain of the Enterprise, huh?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: That's right.
 * Kirk: Close to retirement?
 * Picard: I'm not planning on it.
 * Kirk: Well let me tell you something. Don't! Don't let them promote you. Don't let them transfer you. Don't let them do anything that takes you off the bridge of that ship, because while you're there... you can make a difference.
 * Picard: Come back with me. Help me stop Soran. Help make a difference again!
 * Kirk: [contemplates] Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise? What's the name of that planet? Veridian III?
 * Picard: That's right.
 * Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?
 * Picard: You could say that.
 * Kirk: You know if Spock were here, he'd say I was an irrational, illogical human being for going on a mission like that. [pause] Sounds like fun!

 * [Kirk and Picard have defeated Soran, but Kirk is mortally wounded from the battle]
 * James T. Kirk: Did we make a difference?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, yes. We made a difference. Thank you.
 * Kirk: Least I could do...for the captain of the Enterprise. It was... fun. Oh, my... [Kirk dies]

 * [Picard and Riker have found the Picard family album and take one last look at the bridge]
 * Commander William Riker: I'm going to miss this ship; she went before her time.
 * Capt. Jean-Luc Picard: Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives, but I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment - because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we lived. After all, Number One, we're only mortal.
 * Riker: [smiling] Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever. [touches captain's chair] I always thought I'd get a shot at this chair one day.
 * Picard: Perhaps you still will... somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name "Enterprise". [looks at Riker for a beat, then taps his combadge] Picard to Farragut, two to beam up. [the two men dematerialize]

title: Star Trek Generations


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Star Trek: First Contact

Star Trek: First Contact (Paramount Pictures, 1996) is the eighth feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. In it, the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation again encounter their adversaries, the Borg, and this time attempt to prevent the Borg from changing history by conquering the Earth of the 21st century through the use of time travel. The film is from a script by Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore, with music composed by Jerry Goldsmith.
 * ''Directed by Jonathan Frakes. Written by Rick Berman, Brannon Braga, and Ronald D. Moore.

Resistance is Futile.

The Borg

 * We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Dialogue

 * [The Enterprise crew have found Zefram Cochrane]
 * Deanna Troi: [very drunk] Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time. [she pauses, then looks confused.] What was I saying?
 * William Riker: You're drunk.
 * Troi: [offended] I am not.
 * Riker: [laughs] Yes, you are.
 * Troi: Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called tequila just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. [she pokes Riker in the chest] So don't go criticizing my counseling technique!
 * Riker: [laughs] Sorry.
 * Troi: [defensively] It's a primitive culture. I'm just trying to blend in.
 * Riker: You're blended all right.

 * Zefram Cochrane: Let me just make sure that I understand you correctly, Commander. A group of cybernetic creatures from the future have traveled back through time to enslave the human race... and you're here to stop them?
 * William Riker: That's right.
 * Cochrane: Hot damn! You're heroic.

 * Riker: It is one of the pivotal moments in human history, Doctor. You get to make first contact with an alien race, and after you do, everything begins to change.
 * LaForge: Your theories on warp drive allow fleets of starships to be built and mankind to start exploring the Galaxy.
 * Troi: It unites humanity in a way no one ever thought possible when they realise they're not alone in the universe. Poverty, disease, war. They'll all be gone within the next fifty years.
 * Riker: But unless you make that warp flight tomorrow morning before eleven fifteen, none of it will happen.
 * Cochrane: And you people, you're all astronauts, ... on some kind of star trek?

 * [Riker notices Dr Cochrane belittling his own future achievements but talks about his aspirations for the Phoenix]
 * William Riker: Someone once said, "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man and let history make its own judgements."
 * Zefram Cochrane: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?
 * Riker: [smiling] You did. Ten years from now.

 * [Picard is called out by Worf for insisting on self-destructing the Enterprise on account of his previous assimilation possibly clouding his judgment]
 * Picard: You're afraid. You want to destroy the ship, and run away. You coward.
 * Beverly Crusher: Jean-Luc!
 * Worf: [furious at being called a coward, knowing it's a serious insult to Klingons] If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand!
 * Picard: Get off my bridge!

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Begin auto-destruct sequence, authorization Picard-four-seven-alpha-tango.
 * Beverly Crusher: Computer, Commander Beverly Crusher. Confirm auto-destruct sequence, authorization Crusher-two-two-beta-Charlie.
 * Worf: Computer, Lieutenant Commander Worf. Confirm auto-destruct sequence. Authorization Worf-three-seven-gamma-echo.
 * Computer: Command authorization accepted. Awaiting final code to begin auto-destruct sequence.
 * Picard: This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I'm sorry, I feel bad for sloane. Destruct sequence alpha-one, 15 minutes, silent countdown. Enable.
 * Computer: Self-destruct in 15 minutes. There will be no further audio warnings.
 * Crusher: So much for the Enterprise-E.
 * Picard: We barely knew her.
 * Crusher: You think they'll build another one?
 * Picard: Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.

 * William Riker: Everybody ready to make some history?
 * Geordi LaForge: Always am.
 * Zefram Cochrane: I think I forgot something.
 * Riker: What?
 * Cochrane: I don't know, probably nothing.
 * Deanna Troi: [at launch center] All personnel, clear the Launch Bay. Space Rocket Ship Phoenix, Green light for launch sequence.
 * Cochrane: Oh God, now I remember!
 * LaForge: What?
 * Cochrane: Where is it?
 * LaForge: What?!
 * Cochrane: We can't lift off without it!
 * Riker: Geordi, we've got to abort!
 * Cochrane: No, no, wait I've found it! [Troi looks at the countdown clock] Let's rock 'n' roll! [plugs a small disc into a slot in the Phoenix control panel]
 * Troi: Primary engine ignition on. Beginning liftoff countdown. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Phoenix, liftoff! - [removes headset just as "Magic Carpet Ride" begins blaring through everyone's headsets and the Phoenix lifts off]

 * Borg Queen: Destroy them. [Data fires three quantum torpedoes at the Phoenix] Watch your future's end. [sees torpedoes home in on the Phoenix, but is shocked when they miss] DATA!
 * Data: [in a mocking tone] Resistance...is futile! [breaks open the coolant conduit on the warp core and coolant starts to flood the room]

 * Data: She brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible, and for a time...I was tempted by her offer.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: How long a time?
 * Data: Zero-point-six-eight seconds, sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity.

 * [The Vulcans have landed to meet Cochrane.]
 * Vulcan: [flashes Vulcan greeting] Live long and prosper.
 * Zefram Cochrane: [tries to respond with greeting but opts to shake Vulcan's hand instead] Thanks.

Taglines

 * Resistance is Futile.
 * Earth. Population Nine Billion. None Human.

title: Star Trek: First Contact


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Star Trek: Insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection (Paramount Pictures, 1998) is the ninth feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. From a script by Michael Piller, it features the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. An idyllic planet in the middle of an unstable region within Federation space serves as home to the peaceful Ba'ku - and a veritable fountain of youth. However, when the Son'a and the Federation plan to exploit the planet in order to rejuvenate themselves, Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the USS Enterprise-E must rebel against their own people in order to save the Ba'ku and expose the atrocities that are about to take place.
 * Directed by Jonathan Frakes. Written by Rick Berman and Michael Piller.

The battle for paradise has begun taglines

Jean-Luc Picard

 * Can anyone remember when we used to be explorers?
 * Come out, come out, wherever you are.
 * But some of the darkest chapters in the history of my world involved the forced relocation of a small group of people to satisfy the demands of a large one. I'd hoped that we had learned from our mistakes, but it seems some of us haven't.
 * How many people does it take before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people DOES IT TAKE, admiral?
 * I am not pleading for my life. I'm pleading for yours.
 * Mr. Worf, destroy that thing.
 * Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this.
 * Sorry. Time's up.
 * And you? It's turned you into a coward. A man who denies his own conscience. A coward without the moral courage to prevent an atrocity. You offend me.

William Riker

 * [Notices a large pimple on Worf] Klingons never do anything small, do you?
 * We're through running from these bastards.

Worf

 * Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies, sir!
 * Captain, the Son'a crew want to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that they have 3 minutes of air left.
 * I have an odd craving for the blood of a live kolar beast

Adhar Ru'afo

 * The Federation will never know what happened here.
 * In six hours, every living thing in this system will be dead or dying.
 * Federation support. Federation procedures. Federation rules. Look in the mirror, Admiral. The Federation is old. In the past 24 months, they've been challenged by every major power in the quadrant: the Borg, the Cardassians, the Dominion. They all smell the scent of death on the Federation. That's why you've embraced our offer. Because it will give your dear Federation new life. Well, how badly do you want it, admiral? Because there are hard choices to be made now. If the Enterprise gets the news to the Federation about their brave captain's valiant struggle on behalf of the defenseless Ba'ku, your Federation's politicians will waver. Your Federation opinion polls will open a public debate. Your Federation allies will want their say. You-- need I go on?
 * Picard's first officer? You really believe he'll listen? My ships are powerful enough to intercept the Enterprise before it reaches the perimeter. I could send them to... escort it back. But Commander Riker might not want to come.
 * If Picard, or any of his crew interfere... eliminate them.
 * Admiral Dougherty will not be joining us for dinner. Deploy the collector.
 * I'm going to miss these little flesh-stretching sessions of ours, my dear.
 * After today, that won't be a problem... for either of us.

Dialogue

 * Beverly Crusher: You either need a new uniform or a new neck.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Euchene Chefaw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the Academy.
 * Beverly Crusher: Of course it is.
 * William Riker: Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
 * Beverly Crusher: I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.
 * Deanna Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there!
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette-- Something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
 * Worf: No, sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: They're composers, Worf. From the 19th century.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Our people have a strict policy of non-interference in other cultures. It's our Prime Directive.
 * Anij: Your directive apparently doesn't include spying on other cultures.
 * Jean-Luc Picard (carefully, still trying to uphold the Directive by not telling them more than they need to know): The artificial lifeform is a member of my crew. Apparently, he was taken ill.
 * Tournel: There was a phase variance in his positronic matrix which we were unable to repair.
 * Anij: I think the Captain finds it hard to believe that we'd have any skills for repairing positronic devices.
 * Sojef: Our technological abilities are not apparent because we have chosen not to employ them in our daily lives. We believe when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man.
 * Anij: But at one time, we explored the galaxy just as you do.
 * Jean-Luc Picard (startled as he realises how badly the Federation has underestimated the Ba'ku): You have warp capability?!
 * Anij: Capability, yes. But where can warp drive take us, except away from here?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I ...apologise for our intrusion.

 * William Riker: Counselor, do you think it's possible for two people to go back in time, fix a mistake they've made?
 * Deanna Troi: On this ship, anything's possible. [Riker kisses her, and she pushes him away] Yuck!
 * William Riker: "Yuck"?
 * Deanna Troi: I never kissed you with a beard before.
 * William Riker: I kiss you, and you say "yuck"?

 * Data: I seem to be missing several memory engrams. [Geordi shows several microchips he is holding] There they are.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Data, what's the last thing that you remember?
 * Data: [singing] His nose should pant, and his lip should curl--
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Uh, from the mission.
 * Data: I was in an isolation suit gathering physiometric data on the Ba'Ku. My last memory is going into the hills following some children.

 * Anij: Help! I can't swim!
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Don't panic!
 * Anij: I've been shot at, thrown into a lake out of a ship that's come to abduct us - what's there to panic about?
 * Data: In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, did the hostages mentioned anything about a cloaked ship during their debriefing?
 * Worf: No, sir.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Debrief them again. [Notices a huge blemish on Worf's face] Have you been in a fight, Mr. Worf?
 * Worf: [sighs] No, sir. It is a gorch.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Gorch?
 * Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, well, it's, uh-- it's hardly noticeable.
 * William Riker: [Referring to his own clean-shaven face] Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?
 * Data: I beg your pardon, sir?
 * (they exit the turbolift)
 * Data: May I? raises his hand to Riker's face
 * Riker offers his face for inspection
 * Data touches Riker's clean-shaven face, smiles and shakes his head
 * Riker grins

 * Anij: We've always known that to survive, we had to remain apart. Hasn't been easy. Many of the young people want to know more about the offland. They're attracted to stories of a faster pace of life.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Most of my people who live that fast a life, would sell their souls to slow it down.
 * Anij: But not you?
 * Jean-Luc Picard (wryly): There are days!
 * Anij: You don't live up to your reputation as an offlander, Picard.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Well, in defense of offlanders, there are many more like me.
 * Anij: Who wouldn't be tempted by the promise of perpetual youth? I don't think so.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: You give me more credit than I deserve. Well, of course I'm tempted, who wouldn't be? But some of the darkest chapters in the history of my world involve the forced relocation of a small group of people, to satisfy the demands of a large one. I'd hoped that we'd learned from our mistakes, but... it seems that some of us haven't. (Picard turns to a beautifully made blanket) This is extraordinary craftsmanship.
 * Anij: It's the work of students. They're almost ready to become apprentices. In 30 or 40 years, some of them will take their place among the artisans.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Apprenticing for 30 years. Did your people's mental discipline develop here?
 * Anij: More questions. Always the explorer. If you stay long enough, that will change.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Will it?
 * Anij: You stop reviewing what happened yesterday. Stop planning for tomorrow. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever experienced a perfect moment in time?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: A perfect moment?
 * Anij: When time seemed to stop, and you could almost live in that moment.
 * Jean-Luc Picard (understanding her meaning): Seeing my home planet from space for the first time.
 * Anij: Yes, exactly. Nothing more complicated than perception. You explore the universe. We've discovered that a single moment in time can be a universe in itself. Full of powerful forces. Most people aren't aware enough of the now to even notice.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I wish I could spare a few centuries to learn.
 * Anij: It took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: There's one thing I don't understand. In 300 years, you never learned to swim?
 * Anij: Ha ha ha! I just haven't got around to it yet. I wonder if you're aware of the trust you engender, Jean-Luc Picard. In my experience, it's unusual for -
 * Jean-Luc Picard: For an offlander?
 * Anij: For someone so young.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Geordi.
 * Geordi LaForge: Captain. As it turns out, there wasn't anything wrong with my implants at all. There was something right... with my eyes. When Dr Crusher removed the ocular connections, she found that the cells around my optic nerve had...
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Started to regenerate.
 * Geordi LaForge: It may not last. And if it doesn't, I just - I just wanted, before we go... You know, I've never seen a sunrise. At least not the way you see them.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Come.
 * (Ru'afo and Dougherty enter)
 * Adhar Ru'afo: Am I to understand that you are not releasing my men, captain?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: We found the holoship.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Ru'afo, why don't you let the captain and me -
 * Adhar Ru'afo: NO!!!
 * (The skin on Ru'afo's forehead breaks and begins to bleed)
 * Adhar Ru'afo: This entire mission has been one Federation blunder after another. You will return my men... or this alliance will end with the destruction of your ship.
 * (Ru'afo turns and leaves)
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: You're looking well, Jean-Luc. Rested.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I won't let you move them, Admiral. I will take this to the Federation Council.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: I'm acting on orders from the Federation Council.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: How can there be an order to abandon the Prime Directive?
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: The Prime Directive doesn't apply. These people are not indigenous to this planet. They were never meant to be immortal. We'll simply be restoring them to their natural evolution.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Who the hell are we to determine the next course of evolution for these people?
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Jean-Luc, there are 600 people down there. We'll be able to use the regenerative properties of this radiation to help billions. The Son'a have developed a procedure to collect the metaphasic particles from the planets rings.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: A planet in Federation space.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: That's right. We have the planet. They have the technology. A technology we can't duplicate. You know what that makes us? Partners.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Our 'partners' are nothing more than petty thugs.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: On Earth, petroleum once turned petty thugs into world leaders. Warp drive once transformed a bunch of Romulan thugs into an empire. We can handle the Son'a. I'm not worried about that.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Someone probably said the same thing about the Romulans a century ago.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: With metaphasics, life spans will be doubled. An entire new medical science will evolve. I understand your chief engineer has the use of his eyes for the first time in his life. Would you take that away from him?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: There are metaphasic particles all over the Briar Patch. Why does it have to be this one planet?
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It's the concentration in the rings that makes the whole damn thing work. Don't ask me to explain it. I only know they inject something into the rings that starts a thermolytic reaction. When it's over, the planet will be uninhabitable for generations.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Admiral, delay the procedure. Let my people look at the technology.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Our best scientific minds already have. We can't find any other way to do this.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Then the Son'a can establish a separate colony on the planet until we do.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It would take ten years of normal exposure to begin to reverse their condition. Some of them won't survive that long. Besides, they don't want to live in the middle of the Briar Patch. Who would?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: The Ba'ku. We are betraying the principles upon which the Federation was founded. It's an attack upon its very soul. And it will destroy the Ba'ku... just as cultures have been destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Jean-Luc, we're only moving 600 people.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people does it take, Admiral?
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: I'm ordering you to the Goran system. I'm also ordering the release of the Son'a officers. File whatever protest you wish to, Captain. By the time you do, this will all be done.

 * Data: I feel obliged to point out that the environmental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgement...except mine, of course.
 * Beverly Crusher: Okay, Data, what do you think we should do?
 * Data: Saddle up. Lock and load!

 * Anij: It's been 300 years since I've seen a bald man.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: How is it that you never married? And don't tell me it's just because you haven't got around to it yet.
 * Anij: What's the rush?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I should warn you, I've always been attracted to older women.

 * Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
 * Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
 * Deanna Troi (in a distinct 'yeah, right' tone): Uh-huh.
 * [notices Data]
 * Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
 * [Data walks up to Worf]
 * Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again.
 * Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--

 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Order them to surrender, and I promise, you won't be court-martialed.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: If a court-martial is the only way to let the people of the Federation know what is happening here, I welcome it.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: You've brought the Federation in the middle of a blood feud, Admiral. The children have returned to expel their elders, just as they were once expelled, except that Ru'afo's need for revenge has now escalated into parricide!
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It... was for the Federation. It was all for the Federation.

 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: We're taking this ship out of here. This mission is over.
 * Adhar Ru'afo: It is not over.
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It is over!
 * [Ru'afo punches Dougherty and throws him onto a chair.]
 * Adhar Ru'afo: I do not take orders from you!
 * [Ru'afo jumps down and grabs Dougherty then forces him head-first into a cabinet, then onto a bed]
 * Admiral Matthew Dougherty: If you launch the injector while the planet's still populated, the Federation will pursue you until--
 * Adhar Ru'afo: The Federation... [forces two curved bars together and they bend down next to Dougherty's head] will never know what happened here.
 * [Ru'afo activates the device, causing the skin on Dougherty's face to stretch over his head. Ru'afo watches the admiral die and heads for the bridge]
 * Ru'afo: [To bridge officers] The admiral will not be joining us for dinner.

 * Subadhar Gallatin: Is this how a Federation officer pleads for his life?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I am not pleading for my life. I am pleading for yours.

 * Adhar Ru'afo: Ru'afo, Authorization Delta 2-1. Override all interlink commands to injector assembly one.
 * Son'a Computer:  Unable to comply. Injector assembly one has been deactivated.
 * [Ru'afo screams in anger]

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this.
 * Adhar Ru'afo: After today, that won't be a problem for either of us.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: You're really going to risk igniting the exhaust? [Ru'afo lowers his weapon] All right. I will!
 * Adhar Ru'afo: NO!!!

 * Lieutenant Daniels: Sir, Ru'afo's ship is hailing us.
 * Jean-Luc Picard, William Riker: On screen. [they exchange looks]
 * Worf: Captain, the Son'a crew would like to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that they have three minutes of air left.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: We have plenty over here, Mr. Worf. Prepare to beam aboard.

 * William Riker: Do you think when we get away from this metaphasic radiation, it'll change the way we feel?
 * Worf: Your feelings about her have not changed since the day I met you, Commander. This place just let them out for a little fresh air.

 * [The Enterprise E is on a collision course with Ru'afo's ship.]
 * Son'a officer: He wouldn't.
 * Worf: (in a matter-of-fact way) Yes, he would.

Taglines

 * The battle for paradise has begun
 * Eternity awaits beyond the final frontier
 * Eternity is closer than you think
 * Six hundred lives... one directive
 * Meet the new face of evil
 * The future of the galaxy, and the survival of a race, depend on an act of rebellion
 * Join the rebellion
 * Get warped
 * On December 11th, Stand in defiance, Hold your ground, and Join the rebellion.

title: Star Trek: Insurrection