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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Template:Imdb

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The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 12:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Template:Imdb
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 * Vote closed. Result: delete (six votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 12:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 20:54, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 00:20, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 02:13, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:14, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 23:06, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Shouji Gato

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The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 12:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Shouji Gato and Full Metal Panic!
No quotes. (If an article with quotes is made, consider merging the author and the work.) - InvisibleSun 21:41, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (four votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 12:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete the manga unless quotes added; delete the author unless it's shown that his article could ever be more than just a copy of the manga article. I favor the manga over the man in this case for two reasons. First, we currently seem to be collecting a broad base of comics articles, but not comics authors. Second, while Full Metal Panic! is substantial, Shouji Gatou (note the correct spelling, different from our article) is little more than a list article which strongly suggests that Full Metal Panic! is his sole notable work (however many forms it takes). I have also left a message for our overenthusiastic manga article creator,, asking them to please hold off creating articles until they actually have quotes for them. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 00:37, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 21:22, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, concur with Jeff. ~ UDScott 13:14, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Comment Gato Shoji is not a comic author, but novelist (so-called "light novel" in Japanese) for young adult. It is true Full Metal Panic! (in progress, over 10 volumns now?) is his sole notable work. I don't know however how his works are known in English speaking world. --Aphaia 05:29, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 * I'm not familiar with FMP!, but I sense a Japanese version of the "comic book vs. graphic novel" argument here. In English, the word "novel" (as a noun) is usually reserved for books that are almost all text, at most only incidentally illustrated. "Comic books" are stories told primarily through illustration. (Confusingly, they are not books, but magazines, and frequently have little or nothing to do with "comedy" — an unfortunate demonstration of language drift.) The term "graphic novel", which does serve as a more descriptive term, seems mostly an attempt by the comic book industry to gain more respect for comic book collections printed in book form; they are still told primarily through illustration. Our FMP! article refers to the series as "manga", which the WP article defines briefly as "comics and print cartoons". WP's FMP! article, in my quick reading, doesn't make clear whether the book part of the series is mostly text or mostly illustration. All this, of course, is irrelevant to the keep-or-delete debate, but I'd like to know which side of this divide Gatou's work falls on. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:21, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete both, as neither page has any quotes. —LrdChaos 14:32, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

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User:Htimsmk

If you have Microsoft you need Viagra.

If the world behaved like Microsoft every unlocked car and house would be considered a gift for the taking.

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User talk:88.107.128.105

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General Protection Fault (comic)

General Protection Fault (GPF) is a webcomic by Jeff Darlington.

Nick Wellington

 * I can't love someone I can't trust, but I can forgive you and ask you to turn yourself in. I'm sorry.
 * Denouncing Trudy and making the pivotal decision in Surrpetitious Machinations, September 13, 2002

 * I always cook best with plastic utensils.
 * Paying for dinner with a credit card, April 4, 2004

 * As for your emperor, I'm sure that some of his prisoners are foul, unpardonable souls, but I would not wish his form of justice on anyone. He kills to terrorize others than the victim, making that death senseless. Where I come from, that's a sign of a madman. My world's had more than it's(sic) own share of those, and it's far from comforting to see in him what I were capable of had I made those choices.
 * May 5, 2006

 * If my sacrifice, be it my time, resources, or life spares one life to make its mark, then my life has been worthwhile.
 * May 5, 2006

Ki Oshiro

 * Yet for some reason, he stood fast and unflinching, no fear, no concern... just grim determination. Did he know something I didn't? Something about Trudy that even she did not know?
 * As Trudy holds a gun to Nick's head, September 15, 2002

 * You two did not have nakoudo. You met here, in America and you fell in love. You didn't let your differences stand between your love. If Japanese and Chinese can find happiness, then why not Asian and American?
 * October 15, 2004, to her parents.

 * It's sweet that you've been sneaking around on this, but I've known for a long time that you were going to ask. I've also known for a long time what your answer would be, and it's always been the same... Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
 * October 27, 2004, accepting Nick's proposal

Jason "Fooker" Barker

 * First rule of hacking, twerp: There's always a better hacker out there than YOU.
 * To the hacker who is ping-flooding GPF (revealed to be Yoshi), November 2, 2001

 * Exoneration makes fewer headlines than convictions, so I may not be cleared in the court of public opinion...
 * On the U.G.A.'s effots to clear his name, June 22, 2004

Gertrude "Trudy" Trueheart

 * I have never believed in fate. Providence is only the capital of Rhode Island.
 * March 5, 2005 (similar version of quote in January 30, 2005's strip)

Sharon Murphy

 * If I can't laugh at myself, what good am I?
 * After relatively cheerfully describing her various flaws such as allergies, diabetes and extreme nearsightedness, December 6, 2002

 * He may be the luckiest goofball secret agent, but he's our goofball secret agent. We love him because he deserves it, and we miss him.
 * About Fooker, February 6, 2003

Frederick "Fred" Physarum

 * I need to take this to a higher court... like the court of public opinion.
 * About his decision to attack Trent on his blog, March 9, 2004

Todd Wellington

 * Bruised and bleeding, Nick is brought before his former "friend." For the first time he sees her for what she truly is. The Empress offers him wealth and power beyond measure for info on the rebels. But it is too late. The betrayer has been betrayed. No one knows exactly what is said... they had formed a strange bond... but the outcome is without question. The betrayer does not wish to be beaten at her own game.
 * Describing Nick's future capture, June 4, 2002

 * The outcome, however, does not have the effect she intended. The killer is wounded more than her victim.
 * Descibing the Empress killing Nick, June 5, 2002

Other Characters

 * Empress Trudy: I can't believe I was ever so dense...
 * After Trudy fails to identify her future self, December 23, 2001

 * Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: A book I can replace, but the soul of a friend is far more precious. If you read it, you will find that if even thieves, murderers, liars, prostitutes, cowards, and cheats can find grace from God, then so can you.
 * On the Bible, March 1, 2005

 * The Inexplicable Speck: If one person can make a difference, and that one person has to be me, then I'll do whatever I can to make things right. It's bought me a lot of enemies, on both sides of the law, but I'd rather be called a vigilante than watch innocent bystanders get hurt.
 * May 5, 2005-

Year 3

 * Fooker: C'mon, Ki! You'd be perfect as my "moral crutch" while I try and quit drinking.
 * Ki: I said you'd need a friend for that. I'm not your friend.
 * Fooker: Look, all my "friends" drink. They wouldn't be much help. You hate me enough to kick me in the gonads if I screw up.
 * Following an incident in which Ki kicked Fooker in the groin for drunkenly making advances on her during their college days, January 18, 2001

 * Nick: Two kids trapped. No one free to save them.
 * Dexter: And you think you can?
 * Nick: No, but I'm going to try.
 * Dexter: Can I watch and laugh?
 * NickNo, but you can help.
 * During the flood, August 1, 2001

 * Professor Wisebottom: My great uncle Wilbur was an assistant to Thomas Edison,, and may have inspired or even invented some of the great inventions Edison was credited for. Before that, one of our female ancestors used her skills to become the greatest chef in all Europe, creating inventive new recipes.
 * Ki: And you built a time machine that nearly got us all killed and a fractal explorer that almost left Fooker braindead.
 * Professor Wisebottom: Some of us are late bloomers.
 * About the Inventor's Gene, September 1, 2001

Surreptitious Machinations

 * Ki: This raises more questions than it answers...
 * Todd: I'd thought you'd be used to that by now.
 * As Todd tells his story, May 26, 2002

 * Ki: A-are you angry? Or sad?
 * Nick: No... Just... disappointed.

 * Todd: We're all that's left of our timeline. Now the others will live in relative peace.
 * Empress Trudy: And you will just lie down and sacrifice yourself for them, people who will be mere shadows of the ones you knew?
 * Todd: Yes. I have always been willing to give myself up to save anyone from your tyranny.
 * Empress Trudy: How noble.
 * (Empress Trudy pulls out a time remote)
 * Empress Trudy: I, on the other hand, have never claimed to be so honorable.
 * Todd and Empress Trudy, shortly before fading as their timeline ceases to exist, October 2, 2002

Year 5

 * Ki: I was born in the States, but Mom's from Hong Kong and Dad's from Tokyo.
 * Sharon: I bet that led to an interesting childhood.
 * Ki: Let's just say I'm culturally diverse.
 * Ki and Sharon, December 6, 2002

 * Fred: We live here now, and we require a level of decay and disarray to survive. It was from Fooker's squalor that I gained sentience.
 * Nick: And I suppose my health is of secondary concern?
 * Fred: You serve a purpose. You connect the cable modem to the computer.
 * Nick and Fred about Fred and Persephone requiring filth to survive, December 10, 2002

 * (Nick and Ki look angry)
 * Sharon: So you two are just going to be mad at each other the whole drive home?
 * (pause)
 * Ki: I'm sorry I "spied" on you. I was just looking out for you.
 * Nick: I know. I'm sorry I got mad at you for that.
 * Sharon: You two are weird. In love, yes, but still weird.
 * April 23, 2003

Year 6

 * Ki: My... I didn't realize how many "mixed" couples there were here.
 * Fenton: Oh, this group is still small but growing. Most folks balk at interspecies relationships. They think that each race should stick to their own kind. Who would believe such outdated nonsense?
 * Ki: Very traditional parents...
 * At the Interspecies Relationship Support Group, February 2, 2004

Year 7

 * Judge: My, the defendant has quite a vocabulary.
 * Fred: Why thank you, your- er, sorry.
 * About Fred's blog, July 19, 2005

 * Sam: He's still a total geek, though.
 * Ki: Well, so am I, so don't forget that.
 * About Fooker, October 7, 2005

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The Red Green Show

The Red Green Show is a Canadian comedy show that ran on CBC and PBS from 1991 to 2006. It focuses on a men's lodge located in rural Ontario and the adventures of its members.

Catch Phrases
Red Green: (repeated line) ...the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.

Red: (opening line of each Repair Shop segment) If it ain't broke, you're not trying.

Red: (closing line of each Handyman Corner segment) If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Red: (closing line of each show) Keep your stick on the ice.

Red: (closing line of each Mid-Life Musings segment) Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.

All Lodge members: (Possum Lodge oath) Quando omni flunkus, moritati. (Translation: When all else fails, play dead.)

All Lodge members: (Reciting the "Men's Prayer") I'm a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess.

Anyone: It's time for the Possum Lodge Word Game!

Other
Harold Green: (reading a letter) "Dear experts --" la la la -- "I find that everything on television is a load of crap. I prefer to use the term 'a load of bad stuff'. Do you think that everything on television is a load of bad stuff?" Red: Well, yeah. Yeah, it's all crap, as far as I'm concerned. Harold: Except for this show. Red: Well, yeah, if you insist. Hap Shaugnessy: Yeah, I agree. It's all crap. And it could have been so good too, that's what bothers me. It almost makes me sorry I invented it! Red: Invented what, Hap... crap? Hap: No... television!

Red: I could be a great astronomer, Harold! Harold: (to audience) He's always been good at staring off into space, so...

Red: I either have a plan, or I'm an idiot. Harold: That's good. 'Cause usually you have a plan and you're an idiot.

Red: [Being dangerous is] what gets the juices flowing -- the adrenaline, the testosterone, the hydrogen peroxide...

Red: Isn't this great? We've got no overhead! Harold: You've got no inhead!

Red: (as he duct tapes a spare tire to the flat tire) This is only temporary, unless it works.

Red: Things don't improve with age. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the mirror!

Red: Men who need glasses sometimes make passes at women who are already their wives.

Red: If your wife's having a good time and you're not, you're still having a better time than if you're having a good time and she's not.

Red: If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature.

Campfire songs
Red: Oh, the mountain is high and the valley is low / It's the laws of nature that make it so / If the valley is high and the mountain is low / You're either upside-down or drunk, or both.

Red: A horse with a horn is called a unicorn / A horse with stripes is called a zebra / A horse with wings is called Pegasus / And a horse with a broken leg is called glue.

Red: Oh, your hands are connected to your arms / Your arms are connected to your shoulders / Your shoulders are connected to your body / Your body is connected to your head / Oh, your head is connected to... nothing... / Which explains a lot.

Red: Oh, hats off to my science teachers / They were absolutely right after all / 'Cause I just threw a fridge off my roof / And cold air definitely falls.

Red: Oh, you never see a vampire with a full-grown beard / Yet a vampire can't see his reflection / So a lack of facial hair is unbelievably weird / 'Cause you'd think shaving would be out of the question.

Red: Trapper Jack was hunting bear / A dangerous hobby at best / We brought him back to the doctor in town / And he was a heck of a mess / There was some assembly required / Mostly teeth and bones and hair / Jack had always been good with a knife / But unfortunately, not quite as good as the bear.

Red: Sometimes I get to thinkin' / About all the mistakes I've made / All the people I've hurt / And all the bills I haven't paid / Sometimes I get to thinkin' / I should change and get on the ball... / But then I turn on the ol' TV and I don't get to thinkin' at all.

Red: Oh, they're weighin' the fish at the fish weigh-in / Down at Mercury Creek / First prize is a boat and a thousand bucks / For the biggest fish of the week / I caught me a nice little sunfish / It's gonna make me a winner / Not from the weight of the fish itself / But from the ball bearings I fed it for dinner.

Red: Oh, it looks like there's trouble brewing / At campsite number ten / Old Man Sedgewick is grillin' a fish / And his tent's on fire again / The couple at number fifteen / Their marriage has gone kaput / I don't mind the shouting and swearing / But their trailer bounced right on my foot / There's gunfire off in the distance / At campsite number six / Which proves what we knew all along / That relatives and hunting don't mix / So I'm packing up in the morning / If I stayed I'd be a lunatic / 'Cause all this shouting, swearing and gunfire / Has made me unbelievably, incredibly homesick.

Possum Lodge Word Game
Red: What word comes to mind when you think of bone china or crystal? Edgar Montrose: Oops!

Red: Let's say your wife is planning a fancy dinner-- Dalton Humphrey: KFC!

Red: This is what normal people drink. Ranger Gord: Beer. Red: Um, OK, but this has no taste to it. Ranger Gord: American beer?

Harold: Mr. Dalton Humphrey, you have 30 seconds to get Uncle Red to say this word- [giggles nervously, too embarrassed to say the word himself, but does point to it on the card] and go! Dalton Humphrey: [coughs and clears throat] Red: Sex?

Red: The building you were in when you were married.
 Bob Steuyvesant: Motel 6.

Mike Hammer: And today's winner will receive a new house... roof... shingle. [holds it up]

Red: Younger than 20; older than 12.
 Dalton Humphrey: Shoplifter?

Red: This is a family member, Mike; the man who slept with your mother.
 Mike: Could you be a little more specific?
 Red: If your wife had kids, you would be...?
 Mike: Long gone.
 Red: Aha! Just like your...?
 Mike: Father.

Red: This is something you play at parties...
 Edgar: Spin the grenade!

Red: This is an animated character. Very wacky. Donald...
 Dalton Humphrey: Trump?

Red: Why do you have such a negative attitude towards the festive season, Dalton?
 Dalton: Gee, you should come by my house Christmas morning. Then yule see.

Monologues
Harold's Monologue to Rambling Old Men (2:01 Minutes)

Harold: I want to talk to old guys about telling stories that nobody wants to hear.

Harold: You know in Hollywood they actually have a system for telling stories.

Harold: Say for instance you have a movie idea, I got lots okay, but you know anyway.

Harold: A professional with a concise premise of one or two sentences, something like:

Harold: "A meteorologist and his ex-wife chase tornadoes around the Midwest; and a bunch of special effects happens."[He wiggles his fingers trying to help visualize the story, and then he giggles.]

Harold: Yeah, if people like that, and only if they like that, you can go on to tell the treatment.

Harold: And it's just like a little longer version with more details.

Harold: Then if they like that, you can go into the full-blown screenplay. That's it an entirely like two hours! [Harold giggles, making motions with his hands.]

Harold: See how they do that? You see, they a little bit of the story to see if people are interested.

[Harold points to the screen, then folds his hands palms down]

Harold: You older guys... you might want to try that.

[The studio audience laughs, while Harold has his usual smile showing his top teeth like a beaver.]

[Harold moves his hands leave the left hand above the desk, while his right hand is under the desk]

Harold: The next time you guys go to the mall, and you see a bunch of teenagers out there talking about something interesting like the new Alanis Morissette CD. [He gives everyone 2 thumbs up and with a high pitch voice and says] RULES!

Harold: Okay so, and you know it reminds you one of your [making quote marks with his hands to sarcastically emphasize]"Amusing stories".
 Harold: Don't launch right in to the two hour version you know, see if you can get their attention like uh, you know.

[Impersonating an old man with a deep voice and sounds like a dumb person]

Harold: "Uh, you uh know one time I uh had to change a tire in the rain, on my way to a wedding."
 [The audience laughs while Harold has the right eyebrow raised while he had an open mouth smile that made him look like an idiot.]

Harold: If you are met with cold stares, don't tell the story! Move on, pitch out another idea!

Harold: [He does his old man impression and says]"Duh (Did I) tell you kids about the time I stepped on a birthday cake? Duhuhuh (to emphasize a dumb old man)"

Harold: [Harold pointed his hands at the camera] If they are interested, and only if they are interested, go on with a little bit longer version. But, you know, as for the two hour version is concerned. Trust me; we're willing to wait for the video.

[Audience laughs and the angle of the camera shifts to the right]

Harold: Remember, you're on your own. Don't push it.

[Audience laughs and claps]

Red: [Voice-over during closing credits of series finale] The years that followed saw a lot of changes to the Lodge members. Mike Hamar became the police chief of Possum Lake. With Mike having a legitimate job, the crime rate dropped to zero. Winston got a job investigating government corruption. He knew the territory. Dalton and Anne-Marie took a second chance at happiness by renewing their vows. Ed Frid became the leader of the local animal rights group. Hap Shaughnessy told us he'd been appointed ambassador to Guam. We hoped it was true. Edgar K. B. Montrose attempted to make his own heated recliner using plastic explosives. Hasn't been heard from since. Harold and Bonnie were slowly taking over the community. In fact, everybody changed except me.

North of Forty Advice Segments
Red Green: You’ve probably heard them say that ‘to err is human, but to really mess up you need a computer.’ I’m actually old enough to remember the years B.C.  ‘Before Computers.’  Back then, the only use for silicon we knew about was from looking at pictures of pinup girls…which was also our introduction to the concept of ‘Virtual Reality.’  Life was a lot simpler when ‘boot up’ and ‘log on’ was something you did when you wanted to warm your feet by the fire. See computers were in their infancy back then, but like most infants, they eventually grow up to be teenagers and then take over your life. Over the last few decades, computers have slowly but surely taken over every aspect of our existence, and there have been a bunch of us who have fought it every step of the way from punch cards to PC’s. Well, I salute the effort. But I’m here to tell you that the battle is over…and we lost, baby! We lost big time! The palm pilots have landed. Lay down your arms and get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome like everybody else. The enemy is at the gates…heck the enemy may even be named Gates. Remember, I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together.

Red Green: Got a letter from a viewer, seemed like a nice fella. Says he's never missed an episode. He wanted me to do one of these talks about memory loss. I didn't have the heart to tell him I've done three or four of them already. So here goes another one. Apparently, doing crossword puzzles will prevent memory loss. I-I heard that somewhere, can't remember where. Anyway, I thought I'd give it a try, so last night Bernice was gonna be home a bit late, she asked me to put the potatoes on to boil before she got there. So I did that, then I went into the living room and started on a crossword puzzle. The next thing you know, I'm kinda gazing off, thinking, "Boy, I used to know that word." Then, uh...then I heard the smoke alarm go off in the kitchen. And I realized that crosswords don't prevent memory loss, they confirm it. So I say this: don't worry about your memory. As long as you have a wallet and a tackle box, anything you want, you can either buy or fish for. And the only words you need to remember are the ones to explain to your wife how you burned her best pot boiling potatoes. And those words are, "That's what you get for asking me to cook." And there's one other thing you need to remember: I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.

Red Green: Want to talk to you guys about something all of us are looking for as we go down the highway of life — a half-decent parking spot. I call it "The Seven Stages of Parking." Stage One, you're a kid. All you have to park is your butt. Then you hit Stage Two, you're a teenager. Now you're out parking with a girl who has a pretty good chance of being your future wife. Followed by Stage Three, you're married with kids, now you're parking at McDonald's. The one with the play area. Then we have Stage Four. Kids are grown, and they're working — coincidentally, at McDonald's. You've now gone out, got yourself a sportscar, and you're caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife. Okay, this leads immediately to Stage Five. Now you're parking in the garage, where you're also living. Now comes Stage Six. You're old. No license, no car, no parking spot. Then we have Stage Seven. You're parked. I'm talking permanently. I mean, you got your own parking spot, even has your name over it. So the lesson here is: life is short, all right? Grab your shifter, move it out of park, and throw it into gear! Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.

title: The Red Green Show


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Talk:Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

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~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:28, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

You mean you were going to delete this article?! How shameful! --Tachikoma 22:29, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex PS2
Hey, I'm a fan of GITS, and I finally got around to play the game, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex for the Play Station 2 system and noticed quite a few interesting quotes. I think it'll be great if those quotes from the game are added. Here's a link to it;s official website:

There was a good one by Batou:

"A puppet with no ghost, huh? kinda feel sorry for it."

When he found a cyborg and the major briefed him about it.

Which Translation?
What's the precident for this, are quotes preferable if they come from the latest official dub/subs? I only ask because a few of the quotes up there now seem to be from slightly inaccurate fansubs.

this is horribly translated
read title, fix


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Talk:Ghost in the shell SAC

Vote for deletion notice
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title: Talk:Ghost in the shell SAC


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Talk:The Adventures of Chico and Guapo

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title: Talk:The Adventures of Chico and Guapo


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Talk:Wonder Showzen

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title: Talk:Wonder Showzen


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Talk:Kappa Mikey

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title: Talk:Kappa Mikey


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Talk:Kyle XY

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title: Talk:Kyle XY


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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Beauty that is easiest to find isn't always the substance of a being

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The result was: delete. — Jeffq 03:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Beauty that is easiest to find isn't always the substance of a being
1) An article created for a quote and not the person who said it; 2) the person who said it is the person who posted it; 3) notability not demonstrated. - InvisibleSun 16:17, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (7 deletes, incl. 1 implicit; no dissent). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. (Rant about one-shot vanity editors creating single-quote articles deleted after better judgment returned.) ~ Jeff Q (talk) 17:02, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 21:22, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 02:13, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:15, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. —LrdChaos 14:33, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Ghost in the shell SAC

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The result was: keep. — Jeffq 03:23, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Ghost in the shell SAC
No quotes. —LrdChaos 23:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: keep (6 keeps; no dissent; article improved per request). Just to make it clear, this article is now at Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, its full title. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:23, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete unless valid quotes are added. —LrdChaos 23:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. I'd like to see articles with no quotes made speedy-deleteable, just to further discourage people from creating pages with no quotes. —LrdChaos 22:34, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep, now that some quotes have been added. This still needs to be beefed up with more quotes, but it's a start. I cleaned up the intro and the formatting some (before realizing that it had already been nominated and the tag had been removed -- which I restored). ~ UDScott 12:49, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:30, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep. - InvisibleSun 22:16, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep - Koweja 12:56, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Adventures of Chico & Guapo, The

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The result was: keep. — Jeffq 03:24, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Adventures of Chico & Guapo, The
No quotes. —LrdChaos 23:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: keep (6 keeps; no dissent; article improved per request). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:24, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete unless valid quotes are added. —LrdChaos 23:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. I'd like to see articles with no quotes made speedy-deleteable, just to further discourage people from creating pages with no quotes. —LrdChaos 22:35, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep, see my entry above for Ghost in the shell SAC. I've restored the deleted VFD tag. ~ UDScott 13:17, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:30, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * NOTE: After this is kept, which seems inevitable now, it should be moved to The Adventures of Chico and Guapo, which is both the canonical IMDb name and the Wikipedia article title. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 19:32, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep. - InvisibleSun 22:16, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep - Koweja 12:56, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Wonder Showzen

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The result was: keep. — Jeffq 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Wonder Showzen
No quotes. —LrdChaos 23:33, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: keep (6 keeps; no dissent; article improved per request). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete unless valid quotes are added. —LrdChaos 23:33, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. I'd like to see articles with no quotes made speedy-deleteable, just to further discourage people from creating pages with no quotes. —LrdChaos 22:36, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep, see my entry above for Ghost in the shell SAC. I've restored the deleted VFD tag. ~ UDScott 13:17, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:30, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep. - InvisibleSun 22:16, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep - Koweja 12:56, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Kappa Mikey

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The result was: keep. — Jeffq 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Kappa Mikey
No quotes. —LrdChaos 23:44, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: keep (6 keeps; no dissent; article improved per request). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete unless valid quotes are added. —LrdChaos 23:44, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. I'd like to see articles with no quotes made speedy-deleteable, just to further discourage people from creating pages with no quotes. —LrdChaos 22:36, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep, see my entry above for Ghost in the shell SAC. I've restored the deleted VFD tag. ~ UDScott 13:18, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:30, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep. - InvisibleSun 22:16, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep - Koweja 12:56, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Kyle XY

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The result was: keep. — Jeffq 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Kyle XY
No quotes. —LrdChaos 23:45, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: keep (6 keeps; no dissent; article improved per request). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete unless valid quotes are added. —LrdChaos 23:45, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. I'd like to see articles with no quotes made speedy-deleteable, just to further discourage people from creating pages with no quotes. —LrdChaos 22:37, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * This would be part of the "Articles: no-content" clause of the proposed new WQ:SD, if we can summon the effort to get the draft approved. Robert, Essjay, and I have been discussing jump-starting the finalization on my talk page. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 00:26, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep, see my entry above for Ghost in the shell SAC. I've restored the deleted VFD tag. ~ UDScott 13:18, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now that quotes have been added. -- Robert 13:56, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep now. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:30, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep. - InvisibleSun 22:16, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep - Koweja 12:56, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Texanatthedoor

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PCU site
I recently received an email from a "Texanatthedoor". Here it is in its entirety:

 * I've finished updating the PCU site as far as I think it should be taken. Please look it over and let me know if there is anything else I can do bring it into conformity with of wikiquote movie pages.

 * thanks dude

The transmission path suggests this email came from you through the Wikimedia email system, although it doesn't bear the usual "Wikiquote e-mail" start of the subject to make this clear. In any case, I'm afraid I have no idea what this means. If this message is indeed from you, please let me know what you are talking about, and provide links to any websites that are involved. Thank you. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:49, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Elastiqueband

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User talk:Liver~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Liver. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Liver~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

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User talk:Torax~enwikiquote

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Torax. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Torax~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:37, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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User talk:Nubz0r

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User talk:Melon~enwikiquote

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24 Hour Party People

24 Hour Party People is a 2002 film that provides a fictionalised depiction of the real-life music and club scene in Manchester during the 1980s and 1990s, in particular following the life and exploits of Tony Wilson, the head of Factory Records, and his relationship with the bands Joy Division (later New Order) and The Happy Mondays.

Share the Ecstasy. (taglines)

Tony Wilson

 * [first lines] Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the latest craze sweeping the Pennines. I've got to be honest with you... right now I'd rather be sweeping the Pennines.
 * [First address to camera; after his hang-gliding news report] You’re gonna be seeing a lot more of that sort of thing in the film. All of that actually did happen. Obviously, it’s symbolic. It works on both levels. I don’t want to tell you too much, don’t want to spoil the film. But I’ll just say, "Icarus." OK? If you know what I mean, great. If you don’t, doesn’t matter. But you should probably read more.
 * [When caught receiving an act of oral sex from a prostitute by his wife Lindsay] It's not what it looks like, love!
 * [After Lindsay storms off when catching him with the prostitute; to Lindsay] I love you! [To the prostitute] Can you finish me off?
 * [When catching Lindsay having sex with Howard Devoto out of spite] I only got a blowjob. That's full penetration.
 * [To Lindsay, who's breaking up with him after Ian Curtis's death] Energy, energy? You don't know what energy is. That is nothing more than a lot of new age hokum masquerading as spirituality.
 * [To Peter Saville, about the tickets to the opening night of the Haçienda] They didn't hand out tickets to the Sermon on the Mount. People just turned up, they knew it was a good gig.
 * [to his friends, about A Certain Ratio's surprising move to another genre] Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.
 * [About the Happy Mondays, and when Shaun Ryder is introduced to Bez] Every band needs its own special chemistry. And Bez was a very good chemist.
 * [At a gig at the Haçienda] And tonight something equally epoch-making is taking place. See? They're applauding the DJ. Not the music, not the musician, not the creator, but the medium. This is it. The birth of rave culture. The beatification of the beat. The dance age. This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. Welcome to Madchester.
 * [To an overweight Martin Hannett, during some sessions with the Happy Mondays] You can't threaten me anymore, Martin. You're a big man, but you're out of shape, although you could sit on me.
 * [To the camera, while leaving Granada studios with Yvette Livesey for the first time] I'm being postmodern, before it was fashionable.
 * [After a stoned Martin Hannett tries to set fire to him] I am not a lump of hash. I'm in charge of Factory Records. I think.
 * [About the music scene surrounding the Haçienda] It was like being on a fantastic fairground ride, centrifugal forces throwing us wider and wider. But it's all right, because there's this brilliant machine at the center that's going to bring us back down to earth. That was Manchester. That is the Haçienda. Now imagine the machine breaks. For a while, it's even better, because you're really flying; but then, you're fucked, because nobody beats gravity.
 * [On the glossing over of Hilary, his second wife] OK. I should have found time to tell you earlier: I did have children with my second wife, Hilary, and there was a time when I was with Lindsay when that was all I wanted, and no, I've not been the best father in the world; yes, I could have been there, more than I have; and obviously I've got regrets. But this is not a film about me. I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be. I'm a minor character in my own story. This is a film about the music, and the people who made the music: Ian Curtis, Shaun Ryder, and Martin Hannett.
 * [after Shaun Ryder fires a gun in his general direction] You really ought to be careful with that, Shaun. You could take somebody's eye out.
 * [Whilst hosting 'Wheel of Fortune'] Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune. There it is, the wheel that throughout the centuries has been used as a symbol for the vicissitudes of life.  Boethius himself in his great work 'The Consolation of Philosophy' compares history to a great wheel, hoisting us up, then dropping us down again. "Inconsistency is my very essence" -says the wheel- "Raise yourself up on my spokes if you wish, but don't complain when you plunge back down"  Now spin the wheel.
 * [About a scene involving Vini Reilly] This scene didn't actually make it to the final cut. I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.
 * [To Roger Ames, explaining Factory's vision] Factory Records are not actually a company. We are an experiment in human nature. You're labouring under the misapprehension that we actually have a deal with, er, with our, our bands. That we have any kind of a contract, er, at all, and I'm afraid we, er, we don't because that's, er, that's the sum total of the paperwork to do with Factory Records, deal with, er, their various bands.
 * [To Roger Ames, explaining his raison d'etre for running Factory as he had been doing] I have protected myself from ever having to sell out by having nothing to sell out.
 * Most of all, I love Manchester. The crumbling warehouses, the railway arches, the cheap abundant drugs. That's what did it in the end. Not the money, not the music, not even the guns. That is my heroic flaw: my excess of civic pride.

Martin Hannett

 * [To Stephen Morris, on his drumming] Stop that fucking horrible racket, please. (...) Nothing wrong with the drumming as such. It's just people have been playing like that for the past 20,000 years and quite frankly, it's boring me arse off, y'know? Let's try something simpler. Faster, but slower.
 * [On learning how much came out of the music budget to build the Haçienda] Well, goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're fucking wankers, you'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again.
 * [To the members of the Happy Mondays] I'm still waiting, and it's very fucking boring! I'm gonna stick Bez's maracas up his fucking jacksie!

Others

 * Bez: Can I offer anybody like the best drug experience they ever had?
 * God: It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknall. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger.
 * God: Tony, you did a good job. Basically you are right: Shaun is the greatest poet since Yeats.
 * The Real Howard Devoto: [On his alleged affair with Tony Wilson's wife Lindsay] I definitely don't remember this happening.
 * John the Postman: [singing "Louie, Louie" drunkenly] Pogo like a bastard!
 * Boethius: It's my belief that history is a wheel. "Inconstancy is my very essence" -says the wheel- "Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don't complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away".
 * Shaun Ryder [explaining his stay in Barbados]]: I was stranded on a desert island with no shelter nor companionship. Every day, I kept watch for rescue, but no-one came. My only distraction was to write lyrics for my forthcoming album, but then I thought... "Why the fuck should I?!"
 * Roger Ames [reading Factory Records contract, written in Tony Wilson's blood]: The artists own all their work. The label owns nothing. Our bands have the freedom ... to fuck off.

Dialogue

 * Tony Wilson: Can I buy you half a lager?
 * Rob Gretton: You can buy me a pint.
 * Ian Curtis: [shouting across the bar] Wilson, ya fucking cunt!
 * Tony Wilson: That's original. [to Rob] Your drink's coming. Is he a friend of yours?
 * Rob Gretton: Yeah, he's our singer.
 * Ian Curtis: [crossing the bar to approach Tony] Out of the way, Steve.
 * Tony Wilson: Hi, Tony Wilson, pleased to meet you.
 * [Ian just glowers at him wordlessly]
 * Tony Wilson: ... Is he gonna hit me? You're quite close to me there.
 * Ian Curtis: Yeah, I know, I wanna be.
 * Tony Wilson: Why?
 * Ian Curtis: 'Cos you're a cunt, mate.
 * Tony Wilson: I know, I heard you the first time.

 * Tony Wilson: Martin, what are you doing?
 * Martin Hannett: Recording... silence.
 * Tony Wilson: You're recording silence?
 * Martin Hannett: Now, I'm recording Tony fucking Wilson!

 * Tony Wilson: What's wrong with London Records?
 * Rob Gretton: The name, for a start.

 * Rob Gretton: You've dropped a bollock, haven't you?
 * Tony Wilson: Yes, I've dropped a bollock. I've dropped a big massive hairy bollock.

 * [On learning about Tony's 'contract' with his bands]
 * Roger Ames: Tony, you're fucking mad.
 * Tony Wilson: Well, that is a point of view.

 * [Tony Wilson has just had a vision of God - who looked exactly like Tony Wilson]
 * Tony Wilson: It's says so in the Bible, though, doesn't it? 'God made man in His own image'.
 * Rob Gretton: Yeah - but not a specific man.

 * Tony Wilson: You know, I think Shaun Ryder is on a par with W.B. Yeats as a poet.
 * Yvette: Really?
 * Tony Wilson: Absolutely.
 * Yvette: Well, that is amazing, because everybody else thinks he's a fucking idiot.

 * Rob Gretton: You know your trouble, Tony? You don't know what you are. You see, I fucking know what you are, but you don't know what you are.
 * Tony Wilson: My curiosity's got the better of me, Rob, tell me, what am I?
 * Rob Gretton: You're a cunt.
 * Tony Wilson: Well, that was something I *did* know, you see, I actually did know that.

 * Tony Wilson: This morning I was doing a story about an elephant being washed by a midget.
 * Charles: He's a dwarf.
 * Tony Wilson: It doesn't matter!
 * Charles: Well, it matters to him.

 * [watching Vini Reilly of Durutti Column performing "You've Heard It Before"]
 * Ryan Letts: Got to stop him singing, Tony.
 * Tony Wilson: It's avant-garde, you wouldn't understand it.
 * Ryan Letts: It's very poor. Very poor.
 * Tony Wilson: It's provocative.
 * Ryan Letts: Provocatively poor. Appallingly poor. They're not calling you the new George Epstein, you know.
 * Tony Wilson: [getting annoyed] ... It's Brian Epstein.
 * Ryan Letts: George Epstein, The Beatles' manager.
 * Tony Wilson: That's Brian Epstein, you dickhead. It's fucking Brian Epstein.
 * Ryan Letts: [overlapping] George Epstein. It's Brian Martin.
 * Tony Wilson: It's George Martin, you knob.
 * Ryan Letts: Brian Martin the producer, George Epstein the, er... manager.
 * Alan Erasmus: Tony, tell him to fuck off.
 * Lindsay: Come on, let's sit down...
 * Tony Wilson: [to Letts] You're just fucking wrong!

 * Tony Wilson: You know broccoli?
 * Alan Erasmus: Broccoli the vegetable?
 * Tony Wilson: It's a little known fact that it was invented by Cubby Broccoli, the producer of the James Bond films.

Taglines

 * [From film poster:] Share the Ecstasy.
 * The unbelievably true story of one man, one movement, the music and madness that was Manchester.
 * [Over images of Ian Curtis, Shaun Ryder and Tony Wilson respectively:] Genius. Poet. Twat.

Cast

 * Steve Coogan - Tony Wilson
 * Lennie James - Alan Erasmus
 * Shirley Henderson - Lindsay Wilson
 * Paddy Considine - Rob Gretton
 * Andy Serkis - Martin Hannett
 * Martin Hancock - Howard DeVoto
 * Chris Coghill - Bez
 * Mark Windows - Johnny Rotten
 * John Simm - Bernard Sumner
 * Dave Gorman - John
 * Ralf Little - Peter Hook
 * Danny Cunningham - Shaun Ryder
 * Paul Popplewell - Paul Ryder
 * John Thomson - Charles
 * Rob Brydon - Ryan Letts

title: 24 Hour Party People


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The Bad Beginning

A Series of Unfortunate Events Book the First: The Bad Beginning (1999) by Lemony Snicket

Characters
Count Olaf, Klaus Baudelaire, Violet Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Lemony Snicket, Mr. Poe, Justice Strauss, the hook-handed man, the bald man, the wart-faced man, the associate who looks like neither a man nor a woman, the white-faced woman, Polly Poe, the audience at Olaf's play, the Baudelaire parents, the Poe children

Quotes
(in the dedication) To Beatrice - darling, dearest, dead.

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Books about law are notorious for being very long, very dull, and very difficult to read. This is one reason many lawyers make heaps of money. The money is an incentive - the word 'incentive' here means 'an offered reward to persuade you to do something you don't want to do' - to read long, dull, and difficult books.

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) The book was long, and difficult to read, and Klaus became more and more tired as the night wore on. Occasionally his eyes would close. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over.

Sunny Baudelaire: Gack! ("Look at that mysterious figure emerging from the fog!")

Klaus Baudelaire: We'd better serve the puttanesca, or who knows what Count Olaf will do to us.

Violet Baudelaire: Fifty years ago there was a woman who left an enormous sum of money to her pet weasel...

Klaus Baudelaire: Around the time of your weasel lady...

(About Count Olaf to Mr. Poe)

Klaus Baudelaire: He has only provided us with one bed.

Violet Baudelaire: He makes us do a great many of difficult chores.

Klaus Baudelaire: He drinks too much wine.

Klaus Baudelaire: (to Violet after she tells Klaus to keep his chin up about Olaf) You're right. But it is very difficult to keep one's chin up when Count Olaf keeps shoving it down.

Mr. Poe: Well, Polly and I had better take our seats. Break a leg, Baudelaires!

Violet Baudelaire: (whispering to Klaus) I wish we could break a leg.

(After Count Olaf puts Sunny in a cage dangling from his tower)

Violet Baudelaire: (desperately, worried) Please. She's just a baby. We'll do anything, anything. Just don't harm her.

Count Olaf: Anything? Anything? Would you, for instance, consider marrying me during tomorrow night's performance?

(To Justice Strauss)

Violet Baudelaire: Count Olaf gives us a lot of responsibility.

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) What she wanted to say was, "Count Olaf is an evil man," but she was well mannered.

Count Olaf: I received a phone call yesterday. From Mr. Poe. He told me you children had been to see him.

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) The children exchanged glances. They had hoped their visit would be taken in confidence, a phrase which here means "kept a secret between Mr. Poe and themselves and not blabbed to Count Olaf."

Sunny Baudelaire: Hux!

''(After Olaf states that raspberries were his favorite berries when he was young)

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Violet tried to picture Count Olaf as a youngster, but couldn't...

(The wart-faced man has flicked off the lights for himself, the troupe, and Olaf to escape)

Lemony Snicket: (narrating) Members of the audience tripped over theatrical props. Mr. Poe grabbed his wife, thinking it was Count Olaf.

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Talk:P. G. Wodehouse

Marvelous
This entry made me very happy. user:nwiebe

Doubled quote?

 * "He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg."

This is listed both under 'The Clicking Of Cuthbert' and 'Eggs, Beans and Crumpets.' Is it really in both, or did somebody mess up? If the latter, then where does it belong?

Also

 * "It is a good rule in life never to apologize."

This is listed both under 'The Man Upstairs ' and 'The Adventures of Sally.' Is it really in both, or did somebody mess up? If the latter, then where does it belong?

And is it necessary to quote Wodehouse quoting Whittier? Tsinfandel 19:41, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Unsourced
Wikiquote no longer allows unsourced quotations, and they are in process of being removed from our pages (see Wikiquote:Limits on quotations); but if you can provide a reliable and precise source for any quote on this list please move it to P. G. Wodehouse. --Antiquary 20:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

 * As he reached the end of the carpet and was about to turn and pace back again, he stopped abruptly with one foot in the air, looking so like The Soul’s Awakening that a seasoned art critic would have been deceived.

 * He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.

 * ‘I’m not speaking to you. I wouldn’t speak to you if your shirt were on fire.’

 * Too often, when you introduce a ringer into a gaggle of Pekes, there ensues a scrap like New Year’s Eve in Madrid; but tonight, after a certain amount of tentative sniffing, the home team issued their O.K., and he left them all curled up in their baskets like so many members of The Athenaeum.

 * Well, you know what the Fulham Road’s like. If your top-hat blows off into it, it has about as much chance as a rabbit at a dogshow.

 * I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is mine, making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring real life altogether; the other is going right deep down into life and not caring a damn.

 * Why don't you get a haircut; you look like a chrysanthemum.

" ... has been found ..."??
I quote from the accompanying article:
 * Earlier usage of the precise words "Elementary, my dear Watson" has been found in the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

WTF? Is that there to hint that he "merely imitated" C.D., or that he misquoted him? Is it just a sneaky means of putting in background info that would fit smoothly into a WP article into a quasi-footnote in WQ? Is WQ's obligation of verifiability so limited that quoted material not from the works of the article's author-topic don't require traceable sourcing? Jerzy•t 22:44 &:50, 20 October 2018 (UTC)

"Elementary, my dear Watson"
Of course, the best-known fact about the expression "Elementary, my dear Watson" is that those precise words do NOT appear in Conan Doyle's works.

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User talk:70.34.64.186

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