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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (video game)

These are quotes from the PlayStation 2 and Xbox versions of the video game adapation of the film Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith .

Dialogue

 * Anakin: The General's command ship is dead ahead.
 * Obi-Wan: Well, have you noticed the shields are still up?
 * Anakin: Sorry, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: R2, locate the chancellor. The Chancellor isn't in this hangar, we have to move on!
 * Anakin: Cheap federation droids.
 * Obi-Wan: Try mixing light and heavy attacks.
 * Anakin: Thanks for the tip!
 * Obi-Wan: Watch those cannisters!
 * Anakin: That'll help.
 * Battle Droid: Visual contact with enemy. Drop your weapon!
 * Obi-wan: Use the force, Anakin!
 * Anakin: Good advice!
 * Obi-Wan: Stay back! More spare parts!
 * Anakin: These things don't know when to out, do they?
 * Obi-Wan: Deflect their fire! R2 - see if you can get those catwalks moving. R2 needs some cover! Use combination attacks against those Super Battle Droids.
 * Anakin: Tell me something I don't know...
 * Battle Droid: Shoot to kill.
 * Anakin: Scrap metal! That should get me by... for a while.
 * Obi-Wan: Heads up, Young Jedi.
 * Battle Droid: Unauthorized personnel in the area! Fire!
 * Obi-Wan: When are you droids going to learn? Take this!
 * Anakin: Nice work, R2!
 * Obi-Wan: Hurry... we still have a mission to complete!
 * Anakin: Is that all you've got?
 * Obi-Wan: We can't stay here fighting droids, Anakin. No backtracking now.
 * Anakin: The Force is telling me something here...
 * Obi-Wan: We must use the Force to move this wreckage. This debris is too heavy, I can't lift it alone!
 * Anakin: I'm on it. More scrap metal, coming fast.
 * Obi-Wan: Your lightsaber can deflect their fire.
 * Battle Droid: Stop! Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: We don't have time play around here, Anakin.
 * Anakin: No challenge at all. So be it! R2 - see what you can do about those shields. He says the droids have activated a lockout protocol.
 * Obi-Wan: Is there any way around it?
 * Anakin: There's a shut-off in that loading grid over there, I'll take care of it.
 * Obi-Wan: We need to access that control console!
 * Battle Droid: Stop.
 * Obi-Wan: We need to override that lockout!
 * Anakin: I'm on it.
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin -- use that console!
 * Anakin: That did it!
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin -- I could use your help here!
 * Anakin: I'll take care of it.
 * Obi-Wan: I hope you're having a good time...
 * Anakin: And stay down.
 * Obi-Wan: Use the Force to jump from here!
 * Anakin: It's about time! Hold on... I sense something...
 * Obi-Wan: Force jump, Anakin! Anakin! Be careful! Watch those snipers!
 * Anakin: I can handle this!
 * Obi-Wan: Another junk pile! I'll cover R2 - you take those snipers out!
 * Anakin: One step ahead of you, Master! I was wondering when they'd show up.
 * Obi-Wan: Use the force! I need some assistance over here!
 * Anakin: I sense a disturbance in the Force. R2 - shut those shields down!
 * Battle Droid: Get that Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: Your lightsaber can deflect their fire.
 * Battle Droid: Destroy him. Halt!
 * Obi-Wan: Use combination attacks against those Super Battle Droids.
 * Anakin: Stop now, while you still have a chance.
 * Obi-Wan: Back!
 * Battle Droid: Visual contact with enemy.
 * Obi-Wan: I'll never get tired of this. Let's get this over with.
 * Anakin: Nice work, R2! R2's done it!
 * Obi-Wan: Let's get moving -- the Chancellor's waiting!
 * Anakin: We can handle this, R2. You stay here with the ships.
 * General Grevious: What's the situation, Captain?
 * Ship Captain: Two Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
 * General Grevious: Just as Count Dooku predicted.
 * Anakin: Don't worry, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: I'm not worried.
 * Anakin: This'll be no problem.
 * Obi-Wan: Did I say I was worried?
 * Battle Droid: Warning: Fuel breach in chamber seven. Activate containment doors. Lock-down protocol initiated.
 * Anakin: All right. Now I'm worried. We've gone from one bad situation to another.
 * Obi-Wan: You say that like you're surprised.
 * Anakin: You can't beat me!
 * Obi-Wan: You make this too easy! I don't think so! Ah - That's better. On your guard now. Keep an eye on that blaster fire! Watch those Grapple Droids!
 * Battle Droid: Shoot to kill! Fire! Halt! Drop your weapon!
 * Anakin: Now we have to contend with those electrical discharges.
 * Obi-Wan: As if the droids alone weren't bad enough.
 * Anakin: Well done, Master! Keep your eyes open!
 * Obi-Wan: You couldn't hit a sand crawler!
 * Battle Droid: Unauthorized personnel in the area!
 * Obi-Wan: Use caution, Anakin. Another junk pile! We've done it!
 * Anakin: Master - watch out for those blasters! Redirect their fire back at them!
 * Obi-Wan: I'm selling you for scrap!
 * Anakin: Can I take this one?
 * Obi-Wan: Clumsy machine! Take this! I'll take that.
 * Anakin: Scrap metal! Use the Force, master!
 * Battle Droid: Stop.
 * Obi-Wan: These droids are asking for it!
 * Anakin: Try your lightsaber!
 * Obi-Wan: More spare parts!
 * Anakin: Go out for that power conoiut!
 * Obi-Wan: The Force is strong here...
 * Anakin: Stop now, while you still have a chance. These droids again? Find a way to jump from here. Do you want this one, or should I take it?
 * Obi-Wan: By all means, Anakin. Help yourself. Watch yourself!
 * Anakin: They don't think they'll stop us, do they?
 * Obi-Wan: Droids aren't known for their brains.
 * Anakin: You work on that generator, I'll take out these droids!
 * Obi-Wan: I don't suppose we should knock.
 * Anakin: I doubt it will get us anywhere. Bring that chunk of metal down! Think you can hold it alone?
 * Obi-Wan: Let's find out. Just what I needed. Stay on your guard.
 * Battle Droid: Get that Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: The power of the Force, my friend.
 * Anakin: This whole place is coming down!
 * Obi-Wan: Let's remember not to come back this way.
 * Anakin: Agreed.
 * Obi-Wan: Come in, R2. R2, do you copy? R2, activate elevator Number 31174.
 * Battle Droid: General, we found the Jedi. they're in hallway 328.
 * General Grevious: Ha, ha, ha.
 * Anakin: Destroyers.
 * Obi-Wan: I sense danger. We're not going anywhere until R2 gets that elevator moving!
 * Anakin: R2 - see if you can activate the elevators on Level CF2.
 * Obi-Wan: How's R2 coming with that elevator?
 * Anakin: Droidekas!
 * Obi-Wan: The lift is here - see if you can get those doors open!
 * Anakin: Cover me!
 * Obi-Wan: Your lightsaber will burn through that door!
 * Anakin: Master - I could use a little help here! Almost there!
 * Obi-Wan: Stay on target!
 * Anakin: I won't be long, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: Be careful. Always on the move. Maybe I should've stayed in the elevator.
 * Flying Battle Droid: Proximity alert! Jedi target locked!
 * Anakin: Let's get this over with. Is that all you've got? You guys again?
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin -- if you're not too busy, we still have to rescue the Chancellor!
 * Anakin: Yes, Master -- I've just... run into some old friends.
 * Obi-Wan: Well, when you're finished out there -- Oh, now what? The Separatists have stopped my car --
 * Anakin: Stop now, while you still have a chance.
 * Obi-Wan: My car has stopped - I suspect they know we're coming.
 * Anakin: The Force is telling me something here...
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin - are you still out there?
 * Anakin: And stay down. You can't beat me! R2, where's Obi-Wan? Well, can you open the door?
 * Obi-Wan: The controls are jammed. Looks like the droids have other plans for us.
 * Anakin: Not if R2 has anything to say about it. R2, override the control lock-out in car three. More ray shields!
 * Obi-Wan: Find the shield's power source and disable it.
 * Anakin: Loud and clear, Master. Cover me!
 * Obi-Wan: Plunge your lightsaber into that door! That got it!
 * Anakin: Hold on... I sense something...
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin - do you read me? Locate the shield's power source and shut it down! That's got it - let's head back to the elevators! Mission accomplished - back to the elevators! Look out for that debris!
 * Anakin: Master, wait! This one's not--
 * Obi-Wan: R2 - hit the barriers! Anakin - watch out! Freeze! You think that shield will help you? More spare parts!
 * Anakin: Watch yourself, we've got company.
 * Obi-Wan: Engage the brakes, R2! We could use some help here, R2!
 * Anakin: Is that all you've got? You can't stay up there forever.
 * Obi-Wan: Could this get any worse?
 * Anakin: You had to ask. Feel the dark side's power! Can I take this one?
 * Obi-Wan: Clumsy machine!
 * Anakin: Flying won't help you!
 * Obi-Wan:: We're about to become a lot thinner. [sees hole in elevator] Quick, back into the elevator.
 * Anakin: You first, master.
 * Obi-Wan: There's no time to argue. GO! [scene change to room outside elevator, there is a crash, the elevator opens revealing both Jedi Knights dusting themselves off] Next time, we're taking the stairs! Chancellor.
 * Anakin: You alright?
 * Palpatine: Count Dooku...
 * Obi-Wan: This time we will do it together.
 * Anakin: I was about to say that.
 * Count Dooku: Your swords, please we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
 * Obi-Wan: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
 * Count Dooku: Just because there are two of you, do not assume you have the advantage.
 * Obi-Wan: Surrender while you can!
 * Anakin: My powers have doubled since we last met, Count.
 * Count Dooku: Good... Twice the pride, double the fall.
 * Obi-Wan: There is a disturbance in the Force.
 * Palpatine: Yes! Good hit, Anakin!
 * Anakin: Is that the best you have?
 * Obi-Wan: You're finished, Dooku!
 * Anakin: This ends now. If you hurt him, I'll kill you!
 * Count Dooku: Yes, yes, I believe you will. You have great power, but you lack knowledge. Give in to your hate, and I can make you stronger than you have dreamed possible.
 * Anakin: Your droids can't help you!
 * Count Dooku: You're about to experience true swordsmanship.
 * Anakin: You're a disgrace to the Order!
 * Palpatine: Oh my! Oh dear!
 * Anakin: Let's see about how good you really are.
 * Count Dooku: Until now, I have but toyed with you.
 * Anakin: Your speeches are beginning to bore me, Dooku.
 * Count Dooku: Then let me end your suffering! This ends now!
 * [Anakin kills Dooku in cold blood]

 * Palpatine: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive. Now we must leave. Leave him or we'll never make it.
 * Anakin: His fate will be the same as ours.
 * General Grevious: Prepare for attack.
 * Ship Captain: All batteries fire. Fire!
 * Anakin: Elevator's not working. R2, activate Elevator 3234.
 * Obi-Wan: Let's find another way around. The Chancellor and I will meet you on the other side. Anakin, behind you!
 * Anakin: Let's get this over with. More scrap metal, coming fast. Your guns won't help you now. Your guns won't help you now. Some of these shields have power cables.
 * Battle Droid: Jedi located in sector seven! Alert! Lock Down sector seven immediately!
 * Anakin: That should get me by... for a while.
 * [R2-D2 arrives]
 * Battle Droid: Alert! Hull breach in sector seven! Alert! Initiating emergency magnetic shield on sectors seven and eight.
 * Anakin: I never thought I'd be so happy to see a ray shield! I'm glad you're safe, R2. Let's go see how much trouble Obi-Wan's got himself into now.
 * Battle Droid: Stop! Jedi! Destroy him. Visual contact with enemy. Shoot to kill.
 * Anakin: There are no cables for this one! R2 - see what you can do to bring these force fields down.
 * Obi-Wan: Don't let them hit R2.
 * Anakin: That'll help.
 * Battle Droid: Activate sector seven lockdown defenses!
 * Obi-Wan: Heads up, Young Jedi.
 * Battle Droid: Target eliminated. Stop.
 * Anakin: Nice work, R2!
 * Battle Droid: Halt!
 * Obi-Wan: R2, we need to get that ray shield deactivated.
 * Jedi Knight: Calling all open Jedi Channels -- this is Jedi Cruiser 22 requesting. Immediate assistance! We're taking heavy fire -- situation critical! We're going down.
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin, quickly -- get on that turret. We've got to save that cruiser! You'd better take control of that cannon.
 * Anakin: Master! Behind you!
 * Obi-Wan: Nicely done. Now the ship's dorsal fins! Excellent! Now go for the engine section at the back! Excellent shooting, Anakin!
 * Obi-Wan: Nice shooting.
 * Anakin: You expected less? Let's get moving, we need to meet up with R2. Ray shields.
 * Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.
 * Anakin: Apparently not. R2 will be along in a few moments and then he'll release the ray shields.
 * [R2-D2 arrives]
 * Anakin: See, no problem.
 * [the battle droids surround them]

 * Obi-Wan: Do you have a Plan B?
 * General Grevious: Ah, yes. The Negotiator.
 * Battle Droid: Excuse me.
 * General Grevious: That wasn't much of a rescue. Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
 * Obi-Wan: Not this time. And this time, you won't escape.
 * Anakin: R2.
 * General Grevious: Crush them.
 * Obi-Wan: Let's finish this. Let's scrap these droids and go home!
 * Anakin: Master - behind you! You want some of this? We don't have time for this! That was close!
 * Grevious Bodyguard: You will not escape.
 * Obi-Wan: They actually think they have a chance!
 * Anakin: Their feet are magnetized! That's a nice trick - too bad it won't help.
 * Grevious Bodyguard: You will fall, Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: I'm selling you for scrap!
 * Anakin: Where's Grevious? Interesting view from this angle.
 * Obi-Wan: I hope the glass holds! Back!
 * Anakin: How many do you have so far, Master?
 * Obi-Wan: It's not a contest, Anakin...
 * Anakin: Stop now, while you still have a chance.
 * Grevious Bodyguard: The age of the Jedi is over!
 * Anakin: The ship's overturned!
 * Obi-Wan: Stay focused! Watch those Battle Staffs!
 * General Grevious: Fools - they've beating you! Be quick or be dead!
 * Anakin: Hey, ugly - over here!
 * General Grevious: Yes - The end is near!
 * Grevious Bodyguard: Jedi are not match for machines.
 * Obi-Wan: Someone programmed you to talk too much.
 * Anakin: Where do these droids keep coming from?
 * General Grevious: Foolish Jedi! Finish them off. Bring me their lightsabers... and their heads.
 * Obi-Wan: Blasted Droids! The cruiser's capsized!
 * General Grevious: You've been outdated!
 * Anakin: This ends now! can you see Grevious?
 * Genearl Grevious: Let's see what you can do with that staff.
 * Obi-Wan: Don't lose your focus, Anakin!
 * General Grevious: When will you realize that you're beaten?
 * Grevious Bodyguard: Your weak flesh is no match for the unyielding might of steel.
 * General Grevious: Your efforts are futile! It's time to die!
 * Grevious Bodyguard: Don't let them through.
 * Obi-Wan: I'm about to break a sweat!
 * Grevious Bodyguard: Your flesh is inferior to our design.
 * General Grevious: You're already dead - you just don't know it! Say goodbye - this will be over quickly. You'll have to try harder than that!
 * Battle Droid: Gyroscopes online. Orientation normalizing. Standby.
 * General Grevious: You lose, General Kenobi. Ha, ha, ha. Time to abandon ship.
 * Obi-Wan: Can you fly a cruiser like this?
 * Anakin: You mean do I know how to land what's left of this thing.
 * Obi-Wan: Well?
 * Anakin: Well, under the circumstances I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irreverent. Strap yourselves in. You're gonna need me on this one, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: Oh, I agree. However, it may turn out just to be a wild bantha chase.
 * Anakin: Master. I've disappointed you. I've been arrogant. I've just been frustrated with the council. You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you.
 * Anakin: Master. May the force be with you.
 * Obi-Wan: Good-bye, old friend. May the force be with you. Take this! Ugh - these blasted droids! The force is strong here. You're nothing but overblown Battle Droids. I need to destroy that turret! There's always a bigger droid! You make this too easy!
 * Battle Droid: Protect the cores!
 * Obi-Wan: Someone programmed you to talk too much.
 * Battle Droid: Fire!
 * Obi-Wan: Clumsy machine! This keeps getting better. Back! There has to be a way to switch that vent off. Maybe that hose over there is the answer. There we go! I suppose I shouldn't expect an easy route.
 * Flying Battle Droid: Proximity alert!
 * Obi-Wan: More spare parts! If I cut the power, I can get across! Ah - that's better! I sense - something. I can't fight those cannons! I'll have to time the blasts... Let's see what they've made of... I'll never get tired of this... They don't stand a chance now! I don't think so! My only chance is to run! This should take care of those cannons ... or not.
 * Battle Droid: Don't let him hit those power cores!
 * Obi-Wan: Another junk pile! This turret should make short work of those shield generators! The force is strong here... I'm going to crack your shell! If I can someone get on its back. That's it! Hello there.
 * General Grevious: General Kenobi, ha ha ha ha ha. You are a bold one. Ha ha ha. Kill him. You will not escape.
 * Obi-Wan: Now this is hardly fair. It's two against one! I don't think so! You're just a Battle Droid with an ego malfunction.
 * Battle Droid: Halt! Stop! Jedi! Unauthorized personnel have entered the area!
 * Clone Trooper: Incoming Droids! Target eliminated.
 * Obi-Wan: Take this!
 * Battle Droid: Clone Troopers! Waste them!
 * Obi-Wan: Another junk pile!
 * Clone Trooper: Over here, men! Fire!
 * Obi-Wan: Stick together!
 * Clone Trooper: Target eliminated. Visual contact with the enemy.
 * Battle Droid: Shoot to kill.
 * Clone Trooper: Fire in the hole.
 * Battle Droid: Stop.
 * Clone Trooper: Bring up the reinforcements! Aim for the head.
 * Obi-Wan: Commander Cody, this is General Obi-Wan Kenobi! Do you copy?
 * Commander Cody: Loud and clear, sir.
 * Obi-Wan: General Grevious has escaped. I need you to lock onto his signal, and track him for me.
 * Commander Cody: Understood, sir. Beginning signal scan. Sir, we're taking fire.
 * Obi-Wan: I'll take care of those cannons. You concentrate of finding Grevious. Back!
 * Commander Cody: General Kenobi, we're taking heavy fire out here.
 * Obi-Wan: You make this too easy!
 * Clone Trooper: I need more men up here!
 * Commander Cody: The controls are on the upper level, General.
 * Obi-Wan: These must be the cannon controls. These droids don't quit! That certainly did the jib.
 * Commander Cody: Sensors read one cannon disabled. Thank you, sir.
 * Battle Droid: Heavy cannons are under attack! We need reinforcements!
 * Commander Cody: Sensors read one cannon disabled. Thank you, sir.
 * Obi-Wan: Just what I needed.
 * Commander Cody: General, we're clear! Thanks again.
 * Battle Droid: Blow those gunships out of the sky.
 * Obi-Wan: They don't stand a chance now!
 * Battle Droid: Don't let him hit those power cores! Activate emergency defense shields. Broad-band lockdown activated. All levels secured.
 * Obi-Wan: Ray shields. This just keeps getting better.
 * Clone Trooper: Sir. The shields have blocked our reinforcements disable them and we'll have clear access to the entire stronghold.
 * Obi-Wan: Good. Where?
 * Clone Trooper: Down there! Good luck, sir!
 * Obi-Wan: Luck? In my experience, there's no such thing.
 * Grevious Bodyguard: You will fall, Jedi.
 * Obi-Wan: I'm flattered the good General Grevious obviously considers me such a threat... But I don't have time for this just now. Clumsy machine!
 * Grevious Bodyguard: Good - more Clone Troopers to dismantle.
 * Obi-Wan: I've got you on sensor, General. You're getting near the generator. Defend each other!
 * Battle Droid: Defend the shield generator. Send in the crab droids. I'll make you eat that blaster. Stand aside, Troopers. I'll take this!
 * Commander Cody: General, we've analyzed a weakness in the crab droids. Target the eye sensors, sir!
 * Clone Trooper: Incoming Droids!
 * Battle Droid: Get that Jedi! Fire!
 * Clone Trooper: Don't let it throw you around!
 * Obi-Wan: Maintain cover fire!
 * Clone Trooper: Visual contact with enemy.
 * Commander Cody: General Kenobi! We've located Grevious!
 * Obi-Wan: I'm in. Let's go.
 * General Grevious: Here is where you meet your end, Kenobi.
 * Obi-Wan: We'll see about that.
 * General Grevious: Your force powers grow weak!
 * Obi-Wan: I don't think so! You won't escape this time. Not bad... for a droid!
 * General Grevious: I'm no droid!
 * Obi-Wan: Clever droid!
 * General Grevious: I'll peel the flesh from your bones! End of the line, General!
 * Obi-Wan: You're programming to fight dirty! Those rocks won't save you! This keeps getting better. Surrender while you can!
 * General Grevious: The force can't protect you!
 * Obi-Wan: Very tricky... leave it to a droid to cheat!
 * General Grevious: What?!
 * Obi-Wan: You'll have to do better than that.
 * General Grevious: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Let's finish this.
 * Obi-Wan: This is your last stand, General. Four lightsabers!? You'll need them, Grevious.
 * General Grevious: I'll add your lightsaber to my collection!
 * Obi-Wan: You'll take me alive!
 * General Grevious: I don't plan to!
 * (Anakin arrives)
 * Mace Windu: I'm going to end this, once and for all.
 * Anakin: You can't. He must stand trial. I need him! No!
 * [Anakin block attacks Mace Windu's striking lightsaber from the Chancellor]
 * Anakin: What are you doing?!
 * Mace Windu: He's a traitor to the Republic! Letting him live is too dangerous.
 * Anakin: Letting you kill him is against our Jedi beliefs. I won't allow it!
 * Mace Windu: Anakin, come to your senses! [Anakin force pushes him away from the Chancellor.] So be it! Stand down!
 * Anakin: The Council must be told about this - you cannot make this decision on your own.
 * Mace Windu: He's manipulating you. Making you betray the Jedi Order. Can't you see that?
 * Anakin: The only thing I see is a Jedi trying to assassinate a politician. You're the one who's betraying the Republic! I don't take orders from you! The Chancellor was right. You are a traitor!
 * Mace Windu: Come here - there's something I want to show you. You have been tainted by the dark side...
 * Anakin: No.
 * Mace Windu: ...And you have failed the Jedi Order.
 * Anakin: No!! You talk too much!
 * Mace Windu: Your rage will destroy you.
 * Anakin: Give it up, old man!
 * Mace Windu: Your reign of evil ends now.
 * Anakin: No -- it's your treachery that's finished. Your plot is finished! How dare you to assassinate the Chancellor!
 * Mace Windu: If we don't stop the Sith, he'll destroy the Jedi! You would allow him to destroy the Republic?
 * Anakin: What have I done?
 * Darth Sidious: You're fulfilling your destiny, Anakin. Every single Jedi, including your friend Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic. Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. I want access to the temple's signal beacon.
 * Jocasta Nu: In whose authority?
 * Anakin: By the order of supreme chancellor.
 * Jocasta Nu: That is not within the Chancellor's power. Only the Jedi Council can authorize access.
 * Anakin: The Council is no longer in control.
 * Jedi Knight: You won't get away with this, Skywalker.
 * Jedi Padawan: You will pay for your actions! Fight with honor!
 * Anakin: Your powers are no match for mine. Jedi Traitor. This ends now.
 * Jedi Knight: The dark side has gripped him!
 * Jedi Padawan: Defend yourself!
 * Clone Trooper: Stop! Jedi!
 * Jedi Knight: Watch it!
 * Clone Trooper: You Jedi Traitor!
 * Anakin: Your power is insignificant compared to the dark side!
 * Jedi Knight: That's a lesson you won't forget.
 * Jedi Padawan: I see him!
 * Jedi Knight: You can't escape!
 * Anakin: Wipe them out to the last! One less Jedi. You think you have a chance? Padawans? Don't make me laugh.
 * Jedi Knight: Don't make me destroy you! Target eliminated.
 * Clone Trooper: Protect Lord Vader!
 * Jedi Padawan: The Clones are everywhere!
 * Anakin: You'll never beat me! You're nothing to me now!
 * Clone Trooper: I need more men up here!
 * Jedi Sniper: You brought this on yourself!
 * Anakin: Your best is not enough. Not good enough.
 * Jedi Padawan: We won't fail you, Master!
 * Jedi Sniper: That's far enough, Dark Sider!
 * Anakin: The force is telling me is something there...
 * Jedi Sniper: The Clones are here!
 * Anakin: That statue must fall. Leave none alive. Is this what passes for Jedi now? Enough! There has to be a shield control here!
 * Jedi Brute: Grrr!
 * Anakin: Keep fighting - it'll do you no good.
 * Jedi Brute: I'll crush you!
 * Anakin: That should get me by... for a while.
 * Jedi Sniper: Let's see how good he really is.
 * Anakin: You call this a fight? Feel the power of the dark side! Jedi Scum. Stand aside or be struck down. Don't force me to kill you!
 * Jedi Brute: The force calls you home. Rrrrrw! Traitor!
 * Jedi Knight: You're no match for a Jedi!
 * Anakin: Ah - much better!
 * Clone Trooper: Use the statue to smash through the door!
 * Jedi Sniper: You're beyond saving, Skywalker!
 * Jedi Padawan: The one's taken care of.
 * Anakin: Is that what passes for saber skills now?
 * Jedi Sniper: That's far enough, Traitor!
 * Jedi Padawan: Fight with honor!
 * Anakin: That'll help.
 * Jedi Brute: No escape!!
 * Anakin: Yes! Run, you fools! That felt good.
 * Clone Trooper: Bring that statue down!
 * Anakin: You're only prolonging the invetiable.
 * Clone Trooper: Kill the Jedi! Jedi down. Situation normal.
 * Jedi Brute: Die!
 * Clone Trooper: Go for the statue!
 * Jedi Knight: You'll never win! If that statue falls, we're doomed!
 * Anakin: This has gone far enough! This ends now. The Jedi must be purged.
 * Jedi Knight: Don't make me destroy you! You can't escape! My powers are beyond you now! Senseless waste of life.
 * Clone Trooper: Sir -- we've breached the beacon control room. We're awaiting your access code.
 * Anakin: That will bring any surviving Jedi home, where'll be waiting for them.
 * Clone Trooper: Lord Vader, a Jedi has penetrated our upper level defenses.
 * Anakin: Yes. I sense... Cin Dralig. I'll deal with him. You stay and protect the beacon. Guard it with your lives.
 * Serra Keto: You shouldn't have come here.
 * Anakin: Serra. Cin Drallig's greatest pupil has come to greet me.
 * Serra Keto: Are you ready to be smacked down?
 * Anakin: This has gone far enough! This ends now.
 * Serra Keto: The dark side will destroy you! You've disgraced our order!
 * Anakin: Stop now, while you still have a chance. Don't force me to kill you!
 * Serra Keto: If I had to take you down, so bet it.
 * (Cin Drallig arrives)
 * Anakin: Your favorite student is no more.
 * Cin Drallig: Your misguided evil ends here!
 * Anakin: And you call yourself a Jedi Master? Is that the best you've got? You're a disgrace to the order!
 * Cin Drallig: I'll prove the prophecy was wrong.
 * Anakin: Give it up - you're no match for my skills.
 * Cin Drallig: There's one lesson you've got to learn -- How to become one with the force.
 * Anakin: I am no longer the learner. It's your turn now. You think you have a chance?
 * Cin Drallig: Your overconfidence will be your downfall. You're embarrassment to the order.
 * Anakin: Is that the best you have?
 * Cin Drallig: My padawans hit harder than you!
 * Anakin: You should update your teachings!
 * Cin Drallig: I'm growing tired of this.
 * Anakin: Let's see what how good you really are.
 * [Anakin and his Clone Troopers have just murdered all the Jedi in the Temple]
 * Anakin: This will be a day long remembered. Soon, the Jedi will be no more.
 * Darth Sidious: The time has come. Execute Order 66.
 * Obi-Wan: You're too late to help me here, Troopers. Head up to the next platform.
 * Clone Trooper: I'm sorry, sir. We are no longer required to follow your orders.
 * Obi-Wan: What did you say, soldier? Stand down - that's an order! You make this too easy! You can do better than that! I'm in control now.
 * Clone Trooper: I'll take care of it, sir! You Jedi Traitor!
 * Obi-Wan: That console should shut down the shield.
 * Clone Trooper: He's over here! Kill the Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: I need to get through that big door. I can cut through tat wall panel.
 * Clone Trooper: Incoming Droids! Fire!
 * Obi-Wan: Is that all you've got? It's no use - you're beaten.
 * Clone Trooper: Stop! Jedi! I've spotted the Jedi! Fire in the hole.
 * Battle Droid: Destroy him.
 * Clone Trooper: Die!
 * Battle Droid: Subject terminated. Halt!
 * Obi-Wan: Stop fighting - you're mine.
 * Battle Droid: Get that Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: Nice, more Clone Walkers. I don't think so! I can't get through this barricade. I'm getting to old for this.
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: There's one - Flame it! Flame on!
 * Obi-Wan: Come down here and fight!
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: Time for some action!
 * Obi-Wan: I need to use the force here. Just what I needed. I don't want to fight you! Fight your programming! Fancy armor's no match for skill.
 * Clone Trooper: I've spotted the Jedi! Concentrate fire on the target! Take him down! Get him!
 * Obi-Wan: I can cut through that wall panel.
 * Clone Trooper: Aim for the head.
 * Obi-Wan: The power of the force, my friend.
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: Destroy the Jedi!
 * Clone Trooper: He's over here!
 * Obi-Wan: Lay down your weapons!
 * Clone Trooper: You want some of this?! Visual contact with enemy.
 * Obi-Wan: Don't move! I've got to take out that gunship. I don't have time for this! I sense... something.
 * Clone Trooper: Kill the Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: I'll make you eat that blaster. Hardly worth my time. I need to shut down that force field. How do I keep getting myself into these situations? Well... anywhere's better than here. I should take out these cannons. You can do better than that! You make this too easy!
 * Clone Trooper: Bring up the reinforcements!
 * Obi-Wan: I'm not going anywhere with those cannons firing at me.
 * Clone Trooper: Over here, men!
 * Obi-Wan: I'll have to do something about those guns! If I disable these guns, this tank won't function.
 * Bail Organa: Master Kenobi!
 * Obi-Wan: Senator Organa? My Clone Troopers turned on me. I need help.
 * Bail Organa: We have just rescued Master Yoda. It appears this ambush has happened everywhere. We're sending you our coordinates.
 * Anakin: R2, stay with the ship.
 * Neimoidian Ride: Lord Vader. Our masters have been anxiously awaiting your arrival.
 * Anakin: Good. And where are they now?
 * Neimoidian Ride: In the central control room, sir.
 * Anakin: Good. I have a message, from Darth Sidious.
 * Neimoidian Ride: Message? What message?
 * Anakin: This--
 * Rune Haako: Darth Sidious has betrayed us!
 * Nute Gunray: Security! Get down there and stop the assassin!
 * Poggle the Lesser: Not to worry. We're quite safe here.
 * Neimoidian Guard: Give it up, Jedi! Drop your weapon!
 * Anakin: Your power is insignificant compared to the dark side! You cannot stop me!
 * Neimoidian Guard: Attack!
 * Anakin: The force is telling something here... I grow tired of this.
 * Neimoidian Guard: Don't let him pass! Cover me, I'm going in. Fry him! Stop him!
 * Anakin: You think you can stop me? How amusing.
 * Neimoidian Guard: Stop him!
 * Anakin: Fools - you can't stop me. That felt good.
 * Neimoidian Brute: You're going to burn, Jedi!
 * Neimoidian Guard: Destroy the Jedi!
 * Neimoidian Scout: Blast him!
 * Anakin: I have a messgae for you, too.
 * Neimoidian Guard: Flank him!
 * Anakin: You can't beat me!
 * Neimoidian Brute: You shall not pass!
 * Neimoidian Guard: He must be stopped!
 * Anakin: That should get me by... for a while. Who's next? Welcome to your destruction. I won't be stopped.
 * Neimoidian Brute: You're dead, Jedi!
 * Anakin: Enough!
 * Neimoidian Guard: There he is!
 * Anakin: You were dead when I walked in the room.
 * Battle Droid: All systems locked down! Intruder detected!
 * Anakin: Is that all you've got?
 * Neimoidian Guard: There he is - set blasters for kill!
 * Anakin: You are all dead. That lava is deadly! Your guns won't help you now. The Separatists are near - I can feel it!
 * Battle Droid: Security lock down on all levels!
 * Neimoidian Brute: Smash! This is your last stand! You made a mistake coming here!
 * Anakin: Ah - much better! Make your peace - you're about to die. You can't stop me. More scrap metal, coming fast. I'm getting closer! Stop now, while you still have a chance.
 * Neimoidian Brute: End of the line!
 * Neimoidian Scout: Blast him!
 * Anakin: More lava! That felt good.
 * Neimoidian Brute: This is where you die!
 * Anakin: My prey awaits on the upper levels.
 * Neimoidian Guard: Attack! Stop him!
 * Anakin: The Separatists are beyond that ceiling hatch!
 * Neimoidian Guard: Drop your weapon!
 * Neimoidian Brute: Destroy!
 * Anakin: Your power insignificant compared to the dark side!
 * Neimoidian Brute: You're dead, Jedi!
 * Anakin: Hold on... I sense something... It won't be long now!
 * Neimoidian Brute: Get him!
 * Anakin: The Seperatist leaders are near!
 * Neimoidian Guard: Take evasive maneuvers!
 * Anakin: Fools - You can't stop me!
 * Neimoidian Guard: Give it up, Jedi!
 * Neimoidian Brute: Pound the Jedi! Get outta my way!
 * Rune Haako: He's locked it! We're trapped!
 * Anakin: You can't beat me!
 * Rune Haako: Stop... I'm asking you for mercy.
 * Anakin: Mercy?
 * Rune Haako: Yes... You won't kill me. It's not allowed, for a Jedi Knight.
 * Anakin: There is much you fail to understand.
 * Rune Haako: Gaaaah!
 * Anakin: You can't escape me!
 * Neimoidian Guard: He's using a lightsaber to destroy the ship!
 * Anakin: I won't be stopped.
 * Neimoidian Guard: Don't let him throw those cannisters! Keep your distance-- He's dangerous. He's trying to disable the ship!
 * Anakin: The Separatists have been taken came of, my master.
 * Darth Sidious: It is finished then. You have restored peace and justice to the galaxy, Lord Vader.
 * Anakin: Thank you, my master.
 * Obi-Wan: How many other Jedi have managed to survive?
 * Yoda: Heard no one, have we?
 * Bail Organa: I saw thousands of troops attack the Jedi Temple.
 * Yoda: Received a code retreat message, we have.
 * Bail Organa: It requests all Jedi to return to the temple. It says the war is over.
 * Obi-Wan: Well then, we must go back.
 * Yoda: Hmm. Suggest dismantling the coded signal, do you?
 * Obi-Wan: I can only hope we're not too late. I don't wish to be the last of the Jedi.
 * Yoda: To the very summit of the temple, we must go. There shall we find the beacon, and end this deception.
 * Obi-Wan: Master... I fear for Anakin.
 * Yoda: Mmmm. Clouded is his fate. Concerned for him, I am. Quickly, Young Obi-Wan.
 * Clone Trooper: He's over here!
 * Yoda: The wrong side, the Clones have chosen.
 * Obi-Wan: It's no use - you're beaten.
 * Yoda: Attacking the Clones are.
 * Clone Trooper: Kill the Jedi! Lock and load! Threat eliminated. Understood, sir!
 * Yoda: Faster you must be! Snipers on the upper levels!
 * Clone Trooper: He's over here!
 * Yoda: Stopped, the Clones must be.
 * Obi-Wan: Fight your programming! You'll do as I tell you.
 * Clone Trooper: Stay strong, boys! Keep the Jedi in your sights! Hold your positions! Yes, sir! I'm on it! Take those Jedi down! You want some of this?! Target eliminated.
 * Yoda: Time for this, there is not!
 * Obi-Wan: You can do better than that!
 * Yoda: This way!
 * Obi-Wan: Watch yourself, Master Yoda. You make yourself too easy!
 * Yoda: The time this is not, for my demise!
 * Clone Trooper: Get him!
 * Yoda: Attacked you should have not! To the beacon, we must go!
 * Obi-Wan: We seem to have attraction some unwanted attention.
 * Yoda: Divide tat attention we can.
 * Obi-Wan: Shall we split up?
 * Yoda: And may the force soon bring us together again.
 * Obi-Wan: I don't think so! Fancy's armor's no match for skill.
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: Time for some action!
 * Obi-Wan: Ah, the bigger, better together!
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: That one's mine!
 * Obi-Wan: You're bigger than me - try harder.
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: There's one - set for kill!
 * Yoda: A peculiar skill you have, Master Obi-Wan, for finding trouble.
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: Stay on target!
 * Yoda: A chance, you never had! Under the Sith's control, you are!
 * Clone Trooper: He's coming through!
 * Obi-Wan: It's no use - you're beaten.
 * Yoda: Move this alone, I cannot.
 * Obi-Wan: Everything's locked down! I've never seen anything so cruel. Why would the Clones do this?
 * Yoda: Responsible for this, the Clones are not.
 * Obi-Wan: No...
 * Yoda: An act of hatred this was. Strong is the Dark Side now. Urgent, our mission is. Attacking the Clones are.
 * Obi-Wan: Master Yoda - Behind you! Relax - I'm in control.
 * Clone Trooper: Stay strong, boys!
 * Yoda: Take caution, we must. Faster you must be!
 * Clone Trooper: Hold your positions! Threat eliminated.
 * Yoda: Stopped, the Clones must be. Time for this, there is not!
 * Clone Blaze Trooper: Another Jedi!
 * Clone Trooper: You want some of this?!
 * Yoda: At peace with the Force, may you be!
 * Clone Trooper: Take those Jedi down! Right away, sir!
 * Yoda: Let these Clones stop us, we must not.
 * Obi-Wan: They've activated the temple's lock-down protocol!
 * Clone Trooper: Keep the Jedi in your sights!
 * Yoda: Get to the beacon room, we must.
 * Obi-Wan: I preferred it when the Clones were our allies.
 * Clone Assassin: Let me show you how it's done!
 * Obi-Wan: You're facing a Padawan this time.
 * Clone Assassin: I'm going to eviscerate you! Enemy incoming.
 * Obi-Wan: We shouldn't have trusted you. Your armor won't protect you.
 * Clone Assassin: Give it up - You're dead.
 * Obi-Wan: You'll have to be faster to beat me. Fancy moves won't save you. Wait, Master. There is something I must know.
 * Yoda: If in to the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.
 * Obi-Wan: I must know the truth, Master. It can't be.
 * Darth Sidious: You have done well, my new apprentice. Now, Lord Vader, go and bring peace to the Empire.
 * Obi-Wan: I can't watch anymore.
 * Yoda: Destroy the Sith, we must.
 * Anakin: Don't make me kill you.
 * Obi-Wan: I will do what I must.
 * Anakin: You will try, my old friend. You brought this on yourself.
 * Obi-Wan: Freeze! The Dark Side is not the way! Come to your senses! Anakin -- Please! Come back to the light. Face up to what you've done. I can help you!
 * Anakin: It's too late for that. You're too late. You only want to help yourself.
 * Obi-Wan: You know that's not true! Lay down your sword! Let me help you!
 * Anakin: The damage is done!
 * Obi-Wan: What's the matter, Anakin - Afraid? Hold it right there!
 * Anakin: You'll never defeat me - Give up!
 * Obi-Wan: How could you turn your back on all that you are? I will bring you down! I only wanted what was best for you, Anakin. I wasn't prepared to train... Someone like you.
 * Anakin: That's not failing, not mine!
 * Obi-Wan: Perhaps I did fail you -- But I won't abandon you to the dark side!
 * Anakin: That's not your decision to make! Now I am the Master!
 * Obi-Wan: You don't bring the force into balance - you tried to destroy it! I will strike you down without hesitation!
 * Anakin: Your power is insignificant compared to the dark side! You think you have a chance?
 * Obi-Wan: I'll bet you didn't see that coming! Come on... Unless you're afraid.
 * Anakin: Enough! This ends now. It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
 * Anakin: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
 * Obi-Wan: Don't try it!
 * Anakin: You're too late... I do what I must to end the war. This ends now. You're as corrupted as the rest of the Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: Don't make me strike you down!
 * Anakin: You failed me!
 * Obi-Wan: You'll pay for what you've done! I'll do what I must to bring you to justice.
 * Anakin: You think you have a choice? You can't imagine how powerful I've become.
 * Obi-Wan: This is where it ends, my old friend. Did the prophecy lie?
 * Anakin: You'll never beat me!
 * Obi-Wan: I'll bet you didn't see that coming! Don't force me to kill you! Your overconfidence will be your downfall.
 * Anakin: One less Jedi.
 * Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
 * Anakin: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
 * Obi-Wan: Don't try it!
 * [Anakin leaps over Obi-Wan, lands behind him, impales him with his lightsaber, and kicks his body down the hill. He returns to the landing platform, where he is greeted by Darth Sidious and his Clone Troopers]
 * Darth Sidious: Excellent work, my apprentice. There are none left to oppose us. The galaxy is ours now. Your new weapon, Lord Vader. [Presents Anakin with a red lightsaber, which he considers for a moment before igniting it and impaling Sidious]
 * Anakin: No! The galaxy belongs to ME!

GBA/DS Version

 * Obi-Wan: It was just an indication of what's to come. Thanks for saving my life again.
 * Anakin: You're welcome, Master, yet again.
 * Obi-Wan: Remember, Anakin, that business on Cato. Neimoida doesn't count.
 * Anakin: Master, we've got company! This is where the fun begins! Is that all? Where's the challenge? What's what I like about those droids, they never quit!
 * Obi-Wan: Well, that wasn't too bad.
 * Anakin: Let them send more, we'll show them!
 * Obi-Wan: It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!
 * Anakin: And knowing you, Master...
 * Obi-Wan: What are you trying to insinuate?
 * Anakin: Nothing, Master, nothing at all.
 * Obi-Wan: I'm sure. Let's find the Chancellor.
 * Anakin: I sense Dooku.
 * Obi-Wan: I sense a trap.
 * Anakin: What's our next move?
 * Obi-Wan: Spring the trap, let's find a way out of this corridor. Meet me at the other end. And Anakin..! ...TRY to be careful!
 * Anakin: Of course, Master.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Master Kenobi, Anakin...
 * Anakin: Don't worry, Chancellor, we'll get you out.
 * Obi-Wan: Wait! I sense...
 * (Count Dooku arrives)
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Count Dooku!
 * Count Dooku: Your swords please, Master Jedi. Let's not make a mess of this in front of the Chancellor.
 * Obi-Wan: You won't be getting away this time, Dooku.
 * Count Dooku: Don't you realize you're no match for me?
 * Anakin: My powers have doubled since we last fought.
 * Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
 * Anakin: You're going down, Dooku!
 * Count Dooku: Well then, what are you waiting for!?
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Good, Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now.
 * Anakin: I shouldn't. It's not the Jedi way.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Do it! Now, we must leave.
 * Anakin: Not without Obi-Wan.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: There's no time!
 * Anakin: His fate will be the same as ours. Master, are you alright?
 * Obi-Wan: I am now... thanks to you. Let's find a way out of here.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: WHat's that noise?
 * Anakin: I'll take a look!
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin, wait... Always on the move.
 * Anakin: Ray shields.
 * Obi-Wan: How did this happen? We're smarting than this.
 * Anakin: Apparently not!
 * General Grevious: Ah yes, General Kenobi, the negotiator!
 * Obi-Wan: General Grevious.
 * General Grevious: I look forward to adding your lightsabers to my collection.
 * Obi-Wan: I don't think so.
 * General Grevious: There is no escape, Jedi scum!
 * Obi-Wan: Now, Anakin!
 * Anakin: He's running away!
 * Obi-Wan: We can't let him escape!
 * General Grevious: Ha, ha, ha...
 * Anakin: We almost had him!
 * Obi-Wan: Never mind that! Anakin, can you pilot this thing?
 * Anakin: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing? Strap yourselves in.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Oh, dear!
 * Anakin: Don't worry, Chancellor... We'll get you to Coruscant.
 * Obi-Wan: One way or another...
 * Chancellor Palpatine: You have become very strong, Anakin. Don't you wonder why you've been kept off the Council?
 * Anakin: My time will come when I am older.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Age is not a good measure a ability. I think they see something in you that they fear. Anakin, I'm appointing you to be my personal representative on the Council.
 * Anakin: The Council will never accept this.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: I think they will. They need you, more than you know.
 * Mace Windu: You are on this council... ...but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
 * Anakin: What? This is unfair! I'm more powerful than any of you!
 * Mace Windu: Take a swat, young Skywalker.
 * Anakin: Forgive me, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin, wait! I have a secret mission for you. The Council wants you to report on all the Chancellor's dealings.
 * Anakin: They want me to spy on the Chancellor? That's treason!
 * Obi-Wan: We owe the allegiance to the Senate, not to its leader who as managed to stay in office long after his term has expired. In the meantime... I've come to let you know that droid soldiers have been spotted in the city.
 * Anakin: What? Here on Coruscant?
 * Obi-Wan: We believe they've been secretly planted by the Separtists.
 * Anakin: I'll deal with them, Master. No point in trying to hit it with my lightsaber... ...that tank's lasers will tear me apart!! I'll have to protect myself somehow from those blasts. Those droids won't bother anymore now. ...Now to the Chancellor.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: They have asked you to spy on me, haven't they?
 * Anakin: How did you know?
 * Chancellor Palpatine: I have certain knowledge of the Force.
 * Anakin: You!? You know about the Force?
 * Chancellor Palpatine: There once was a Sith Lord so strong in the Force... ...he couldn't cheat even death! He taught his apprentice everything he knew... ...and his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Learn to know the dark side of the Force, Anakin, and you will be stronger than any Jedi!
 * Anakin: You know of the dark side? You're a Sith Lord! I'm going to turn you over to the Jedi Council.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: If they destroy me... you won't be able to save Padme... your wife... from certain death.
 * Anakin: Master! I've learned a terrible truth...
 * Mace Windu: What is it, Anakin?
 * Anakin: It's the Chancellor! He is the Sith Lord we've been looking for!
 * Mace Windu: Are you certain?
 * Anakin: Yes, he's revealed himself to me.
 * Mace Windu: Very well, I will go pay to visit a Chancellor.
 * Anakin: I'm going with you!
 * Mace Windu: I sense great confusion in you Skywalker...Wait for me in the Jedi Council chamber.
 * Anakin: Yes, Master.
 * Mace Windu: If what you told me is true, Anakin, you'll have earned my trust.
 * Anakin: Master Windu may be right, but I can't say I trust him completely. My feelings tell me that I've made a mistake. What if something goes wrong? I NEED the Chancellor to save Padame. I can't lose her! I must go to the Senate and help him somehow! Finally! Master Windu-- No!
 * Mace Windu: Anakin! He's a Sith Lord!
 * Anakin: This is not the Jedi way!
 * Mace Windu: The oppression of the Sith will never return.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Don't let him kill me, Anakin!
 * Anakin: You can't kill him... ...I need him!
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Anakin, help me! I'm weak... He and the Jedi Council are traitors to the Republic!
 * Mace Windu: I'm going to finish this once and for all!
 * Anakin: No!!!
 * Darth Sidious: Ha, ha, ha...
 * Anakin: What have I done!?
 * Darth Sidious: You are fulfilling your destiny. Become my apprentice and learn to use the dark side of the Force.
 * Anakin: Can you really save Padme?
 * Darth Sidious: Only together will be powerful enough to achieve this.
 * Anakin: I pledge myself to your teachings.
 * Darth Sidious: Very well, rise my new apprentice... ...rise, Darth Vader!
 * Anakin: Yes... ...Master.
 * Darth Sidious: I have a task for you. Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic. Go to the Temple and eliminate them all! Show no mercy, only then you will gain the power you seek.
 * Anakin: As you wish, Master.
 * Jedi Knight: Skywalker...
 * Anakin: Draw your lightsaber, traitor!
 * Jedi Knight: What's the meaning of this!?
 * Anakin: The Jedi plot to overthrow the Chancellor has FAILED. You're about to become one with the Force!
 * Jedi Knight: What are you doing!?
 * Commander: Lord Vader.
 * Anakin: Yes, Commander.
 * Commander: We are now coming your way.
 * Anakin: Excellent Commander, proceed as planned.
 * Commander: We'll be there right away, my Lord.
 * Anakin: Well done, Commander! Take your troops and destroy their ships. We don't want any of them escape.
 * Commander: Right away, my Lord! Lord Vader, the escape sips has been destroyed.
 * Anakin: Post your men at all exits. See to it that no one comes in or out.
 * Commander: As you wish, my Lord.!
 * Anakin: I will take care of any Jedi hidden in the library. They think they can hide form me. I can sense them so very easily. Master Drallig, I should have known. I have always wanted to challenge the temple's foremost lightsaber expert. Let's see what he can do, against the dark side.
 * Cin Drallig: Skywalker... So it is true. You have embraced the dark side.
 * Anakin: I am now more powerful than any Jedi.
 * Cin Drallig: You cannot win.
 * Anakin: Don't you realize your fates are already sealed?!
 * Cin Drallig: My Padawan and I will show you no pity, dark one. Save yourself, Padawan, he is too strong! I will deal with him myself.
 * Anakin: It is done, my Master.
 * Darth Sidious: Very well, Lord Vader. Go to the Muustafar system and wipe out the Separatists leaders. We will end this war once and for all.
 * Anakin: As you wish, Master!
 * Padame: Are you all right? I heard there was an attack on the Jedi Temple!
 * Anakin: The Jedi Council has tried to overthrow the Republic.
 * Padme: Oh, Anakin! What are you going to do?
 * Anakin: My loyalties lie with the Chancellor.
 * Padme: What about Obi-Wan?
 * Anakin: I don't know. But the Separtists have gathered in the Mustafar System. I'm going there to end this war. Wait until I return. I've arrived, Master.
 * Darth Sidious: Very well, Lord Vader. Make your way in and begin your mission. You will find the Separtists when when you do...
 * Anakin: ...I will crush them.
 * Battle Droid: Stop him! Roger, Roger!
 * Anakin: Nothing can stop me now! My Master was right about the dark side. Nothing can equal my power. Not now, not ever! I'm headed to the control room.
 * Darth Sidious: Excellent, Lord Vader. Destroy Viceroy Gunray and the others... ...Wipe them all out!
 * Anakin: I will finish them off, my Master. Just as you desire. The Seprartists are taken care of, my Master.
 * Darth Sidious: It is finished, then. You have restored peace and justice to the Galaxy. You have done well, Lord Vader.
 * Anakin: Thank you, my Master. What are you doing out here?
 * Padme: I had to see you. I was so worried about you. What is happening to you?
 * Anakin: I am more powerful than the Chancellor. I an overthrow him, and together you and I can rule the galaxy.
 * Padme: You are going down a path I cannot follow!
 * Anakin: Because of Obi-Wan?
 * Padme: Because of what you've done! Come back! I love you!
 * (Obi-Wan arrives)
 * Anakin: Liar! You're with him. You brought him here to kill me!
 * Padame: No, Anakin, I swear... I...
 * Obi-Wan: Let her go, Anakin! Let her go.
 * Anakin: You will not take her from me!!!
 * Obi-Wan: Your anger and lust for power have already done that.
 * Anakin: You turned her against me!
 * Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself.
 * Anakin: It doesn't matter now! If you're not with me, then you're against me.
 * Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
 * Anakin: You will try, old friend.
 * Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin, I have the high ground!
 * Anakin: You underestimate my power!
 * Obi-Wan: Don't try it!
 * Anakin: Then this is the end for you, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother, Anakin...
 * Anakin: I hate you!!!
 * Darth Sidious: Hurry, bring him to my ship.
 * Clone Trooper: Right away, my Lord.
 * Darth Sidious: We don't have much time.

 * Obi-Wan: It was just an indication of what's to come. Thanks for saving my life again.
 * Anakin: You're welcome, Master, yet again.
 * Obi-Wan: Remember, Anakin, that business on Cato. Neimoida doesn't count.
 * Anakin: Master, we've got company! This is where the fun begins.
 * Obi-Wan: Oh sure! MAYBE for YOU!
 * Obi-Wan: Well, that wasn't too bad.
 * Anakin: Let them send more, we'll show them!
 * Obi-Wan: It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!
 * Anakin: And knowing you, Master...
 * Obi-Wan: What are you trying to insinuate?
 * Anakin: Nothing, Master, nothing at all.
 * Obi-Wan: I'm sure. Let's find the Chancellor.
 * Anakin: I sense Dooku.
 * Obi-Wan: I sense a trap.
 * Anakin: What's our next move?
 * Obi-Wan: Spring the trap, let's find a way out of this corridor. Meet me at the other end. And Anakin..! ...TRY to be careful!
 * Anakin: Of course, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: Finally, the exit!
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Master Kenobi, Anakin...
 * Anakin: Don't worry, Chancellor, we'll get you out.
 * Obi-Wan: Wait! I sense...
 * (Count Dooku arrives)
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Count Dooku!
 * Count Dooku: Your swords please, Master Jedi. Let's not make a mess of this in front of the Chancellor.
 * Obi-Wan: You won't be getting away this time, Dooku.
 * Count Dooku: Don't you realize you're no match for me?
 * Anakin: My powers have doubled since we last fought.
 * Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
 * Anakin: You're going down, Dooku!
 * Count Dooku: Well then, what are you waiting for!?
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Good, Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now.
 * Anakin: I shouldn't. It's not the Jedi way.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Do it! Now, we must leave.
 * Anakin: Not without Obi-Wan.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: There's no time!
 * Anakin: His fate will be the same as ours. Master, are you alright?
 * Obi-Wan: Huh... yes! Let's find a way out of here.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: What's that noise?
 * Anakin: I should take a look!
 * Obi-Wan: Stay with the Chancellor, Anakin. I'll make sure it's safe.
 * Anakin: Ray shields.
 * Obi-Wan: How did this happen? We're smarting than this.
 * Anakin: Apparently not!
 * Obi-Wan: Oh. This is just perfect!
 * General Grevious: Ah yes, General Kenobi, the negotiator!
 * Obi-Wan: General Grevious.
 * General Grevious: I look forward to adding your lightsabers to my collection.
 * Obi-Wan: I don't think so.
 * General Grevious: There is no escape, Jedi scum!
 * Obi-Wan: Now, Anakin!
 * Anakin: He's running away!
 * Obi-Wan: We can't let him escape!
 * General Grevious: Ha, ha, ha...
 * Anakin: We almost had him!
 * Obi-Wan: Never mind that! Anakin, can you pilot this thing?
 * Anakin: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing? Strap yourselves in.
 * Chancellor Palpatine: Oh, dear!
 * Anakin: Don't worry, Chancellor... We'll get you to Coruscant.
 * Obi-Wan: One way or another... Anakin did not take to his assignment with much enthusiasm.
 * Mace Windu: I don't trust him.
 * Obi-Wan: Is he not the Chosen One? The one who will destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force?
 * Mace Windu: That's what the prophecy says.
 * Yoda: A prophecy misread, it could have been.
 * Obi-Wan: Then I should stay close to him.
 * Yoda: No. Another mission we have for you. Learned the location of General Grevious, we have.
 * Mace Windu: Grevious and his army are hiding in the Utapu system.
 * Yoda: Go there, you must. And to his atrocities put an end.
 * Obi-Wan: Yes, Master. I will leave at once.
 * Anakin: You're going to need me on this mission, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: Oh, I agree. However, it may turn out to be just another wild bantha chase.
 * Anakin: Master, I've disappointed you. I've been arrogant.
 * Obi-Wan: No, Anakin. You are strong and wise. I am very proud of you. Goodbye, old friend. May the Force be with you. Now assuming our source was right about the location, I have a General to catch. I have to lay low and try not to attract too much attention to myself...
 * Battle Droid: There! A Jedi, get him! Roger, Roger!
 * Obi-Wan: Blast! Too late now. There's no point in trying to damage it! These machines are fast and heavy... ...If I stay in its path, I'll be squashed like a womp rat! Oh wonderful. Don't they ever run out!? There's no way my lightsaber can pierce this thing in time for me to destroy it. I'll have to get rid of those guns! So much for laying low! With this many droids around, it can only mean Grevious IS here! Grevious will be well- protected. If he has the city in his grip, he will be hiding in the most heavily-guarded area... ...Which means, that's exactly where I have to go. Grevious must be very close indeed. It's time to call in my backup. Commander Cody? Are your troops in position?
 * Commander Cody: Yes, sir. We're entering orbit above you.
 * Obi-Wan: Good. Send everything you've got.
 * Commander Cody: With pleasure, sir. We'll be there in two minutes.
 * Obi-Wan: Hope I can hang on that long.
 * (Someone shoots Grevious Bodyguard)
 * (Commander Cody and Clone Trooper arrives)
 * Obi-Wan: Ah, Commander Cody. Your timing is excellent.
 * Commander Cody: We aim to please, sir. What are your orders?
 * Obi-Wan: Take your men and secure the city. I will find Grevious.
 * Commander Cody: Right away, General!
 * General Grevious: This is the last time we will meet General Kenobi!
 * Obi-Wan: Your Bodyguards won't protect you this time.
 * General Grevious: You must realize you are doomed.
 * Obi-Wan: Not this time!
 * General Grevious: I haven't been trained in the art of Jedi combat by Count Dooku.
 * Obi-Wan: That's good because I trained the Jedi who KILLED Count Dooku.
 * General Grevious: You sniveling Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: So.. uncivilized. Well, with him gone, this war is mostly likely to end very soon.
 * Darth Sidious: Commander Cody!
 * Commander Cody: Yes, Sir.
 * Darth Sidious: This time has come. Execute Order 66!
 * Commander Cody: It will be done, my Lord! Execute Order 66. Our new targets the Jedi!
 * Obi-Wan: We've got them on the run, finish them off! Commander!? Shoot them! It's an order!
 * Commander Cody: Blast him!
 * Obi-Wan: What's this? They're shooting at ME! There are too many of them! That cave will be my safe haven. Here we go! They'll have a hard time finding me in here. I need to go back to Coruscant and find out what's going on. Now I wish I hadn't trained them to be so quickly! These droids seem to have been...DEVOURED!
 * Grevious Bodyguard: Command unit retrieved. Uploading memory... Destroy all the Jedi... di... Intruder detected. Must terminate...
 * Obi-Wan: It's repairing itself! I have to focus and strike faster! I have to warn the Council! I don't like this at all. I hope Anakin is alright.
 * Clone Trooper: It's Obi-Wan Kenobi! Get him!
 * Obi-Wan: You forget who is the General here!
 * Clone Trooper: Shoot him!
 * Obi-Wan: Who could be behind all this?
 * Yoda: Master Kenobi.
 * Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, are you alrigt?
 * Yoda: Yes, I am.
 * Obi-Wan: My clones have turned on me.
 * Yoda: As have mine. And the Jedi distress beacon has been activated.
 * Obi-Wan: If other Jedi receive this signal, they too will fall onto the trap and be killed.
 * Yoda: Then shut it down, we must!
 * Obi-Wan: I will go to the control and shut it down.
 * Commander: Assemble at the entrance of the west tower.
 * Clone Trooper: Right away, sir!
 * Obi-Wan: This should be easily taken care of.
 * Commander: General Kenobi, drop your lightsaber! You're under arrest!
 * Obi-Wan: I think not, Commander. It might not be so easy after all. Pity you won't be around to see me walk away... Commander! Master Yoda, I fear no Jedi are left alive!
 * Yoda: Terrible this loss is. Killed not by clones, by a lightsaber, they were.
 * Obi-Wan: Who could have done this?
 * Yoda: Search your feelings, you must.
 * Obi-Wan: One of us... a Jedi?
 * Yoda: To face the truth will cause you great pain.
 * Obi-Wan: No... it can't be!! Not... Anakin!?
 * Yoda: Find Skywalker you must, Master Kenobi.
 * Obi-Wan: Send me to kill the Emperor. I will not kill Anakin.
 * Yoda: Strong enough to face this Lord Sidious, you are not.
 * Obi-Wan: Anakin's like my brother. I cannot do this.
 * Yoda: Twisted by the dark side, young Skywalker has become. The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darth Vader.
 * Obi-Wan: I don't know where the Emperor has sent him. I don't know where to look.
 * Yoda: Use your feelings, Obi-Wan and find him, you will.
 * Obi-Wan: Yes, Master Yoda.
 * Yoda: May the Force be with you.
 * Padme: Obi-Wan?
 * Obi-Wan: I need to find Anakin. He's in grave danger.
 * Padme: From the Sith?
 * Obi-Wan: From himself... Anakin as turned to the dark side.
 * Padme: Then why are you looking for him? You're going to kill him aren't you?
 * Obi-Wan: He has become a very great threat.
 * Padme: I don't believe you... I can't...
 * Obi-Wan: Then I must leave. Padme... Anakin is the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry.
 * Anakin: What are you doing out here?
 * Padme: I had to see you. I was so worried about you. What is happening to you?
 * Anakin: I am more powerful than the Chancellor. I an overthrow him, and together you and I can rule the galaxy.
 * Padme: You are going down a path I cannot follow!
 * Anakin: Because of Obi-Wan?
 * Padme: Because of what you've done! Come back! I love you!
 * (Obi-Wan arrives)
 * Anakin: Liar! You're with him. You brought him here to kill me!
 * Padame: No, Anakin, I swear... I...
 * Obi-Wan: Let her go, Anakin! Let her go.
 * Anakin: You will not take her from me!!!
 * Obi-Wan: Your anger and lust for power have already done that.
 * Anakin: You turned her against me!
 * Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself.
 * Anakin: It doesn't matter now! If you're not with me, then you're against me.
 * Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
 * Anakin: You will try, old friend.
 * Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin, I have the high ground!
 * Anakin: You underestimate my power!
 * Obi-Wan: Don't try it!
 * Anakin: Then this is the end for you, Master.
 * Obi-Wan: You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother, Anakin...
 * Anakin: I hate you!!!
 * Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I have Padme Amidala with me. She is hurt. I fear for her life.
 * Yoda: Bail Organa and I will go to Poss Massa. There you will meet us.
 * Obi-Wan: Very well, Master.

Cast

 * James Arnold Taylor — Obi-Wan Kenobi
 * Matt Lucas — Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
 * Nick Jameson — Supreme Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious
 * T.C. Carson — Mace Windu
 * Corey Burton — Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus
 * Anthony Daniels — C-3PO
 * Tom Kane — Master Yoda
 * Matthew Wood — General Grievous
 * James Earl Jones — Darth Vader


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Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is a television science fiction mini-series written by Rockne S. O'Bannon and David Kemper and directed by Brian Henson. Following the Farscape series' unexpected cancellation in September 2002, it aimed to wrap-up the season four cliffhanger and tie up some elements of the series in general.

In May 2004, the Sci-Fi Channel announced that it would air a two-episode (four-hour) miniseries. It was broadcast on October 17 and 18, 2004.

Quotes

 * D'Argo: Grinchlik! I thought you were dead!
 * Grinchlik: Me? Hardly at all.

 * (After having been crystalized for about two months)
 * Crichton: You said yes.
 * Aeryn: I did.
 * Crichton: 60 days, any regrets?
 * Aeryn: No, it's going really well.
 * Crichton: Hey, we're gonna get married.
 * D'Argo & Chiana: Congratulations!

 * Eidelon: Begin again.
 * Crichton: Fine.  For the 89th time....once upon a time there was a boy named John and John was an astronaut.  He lived in a far away place called Earth which is so far away you've never heard of it.  One day when John was out doing astronaut things a big, blue wormhole gobbled him up and spat him out at the far end of the universe.  Things were looking grim in Mudville, till our hero met an amazing living ship, made some nice new friends, and he hooked up with his dream girl. We could've lived happily ever after, but the Peacekeepers raped, chased and tortured us for years on end. And two months ago, we got our asses shot off again. This time it was the Scarrans, big reptiles, oh! And Moya, our living ship, limped her way to your happy planet for a little R&R, because, we figure, it's empty! Hey, no one is gonna bother us -
 * [flashback to John and Aeryn on the boat]
 * Crichton: We're gonna have a baby.  Will you marry me?
 * Aeryn: Yes.
 * [back to the present interrogation]
 * Crichton: Next thing, me and the future Mrs. Crichton are have a private moment when you guys fly by - boom - badda bing - squiggly line, squiggly line - crystalized and it's two months later.

 * Aeryn: I feel different.
 * Crichton: Different how?  Like ice cream cucumber different?  Everything is going to be OK.  Do you know why?  Because we're done.  We're checking out, finito, next Ferengi we see - we run.  No questions later.

 * Chiana: What's their problem?
 * Stark: Fear. Abject fear.
 * Noranti: Fear of what?
 * Stark: Their fear extends to not talking about their fear.

 * Harvey: (about Scorpius) He does not play dice with the universe.

 * [Harvey keeps raising his hand to the chalkboard, saying "zig hiel" in a very Nazi type way]
 * Crichton: Listen up, Strangelove.
 * [John writes Fuck Off on the chalkboard]
 * Crichton:: Make sure he gets that message.

 * Crichton: I don't think the Peacekeepers are any better than the Scarrans.  So make sure you validate your parking on the way out.

 * [pointing a pulse pistol at Rygel]
 * Aeryn: You are ruining my wedding.
 * Crichton: Honey.
 * Aeryn: What?
 * Crichton: You're pointing a gun at the baby.

 * Crichton: That's a damn nice set of body armor.  Does it come in blue?  (more shooting) What the hell'd you do when you left the fatherland, steal the goose that laid the golden egg.
 * Scorpius: I deserted my post.
 * Crichton: It's amazing what a man'll do when he's in love.

 * Aeryn: Who's taking fire?
 * Crichton: Ha! Who isn't?
 * Aeryn: Are you all right?
 * Crichton: Hell, other than being shot at by the Electric Mayhem, I'm fantastic.

 * Rygel (to Jool): Get your own fantasy, dreadlocks, they're having MY baby.

 * Yondalao: Are you assassin?
 * Crichton: No, I'm just the guy without a brain.  The lion here would like some courage.  Tin man, he needs a heart.   Todo here just wants an easy birth and Dorothy here, she is just looking for a way home.  Now we're not going to be here tomorrow so I suggest you take a long, hard look at our broomstick.  He is your heir.

 * Crichton: Is it just me, or is he getting bigger?
 * Aeryn: It's a geometric pregnancy.
 * Crichton: Please tell me that means we're going to have a mathematician.

 * Crichton: You just made a joke.
 * Aeryn: Soldiers don't have a sense of humor.
 * Crichton: [in an exaggerated Southern drawl] You better have my dinner ready when I get back on that ship now.

 * Crichton: You know what, the big hand says I don't have time to argue, and the little hand says, Pikall, it's time to go.

 * War Minister Ahkna: The Emperor will never go alone with you in your craft. I will accompany you.
 * Crichton: Yes! It's always good to see who wears the britches in a relationship.
 * Emperor Staleek: No, set a course to rejoin the battlegroup at the Water Planet. We will leave as soon as I return.
 * Crichton (to Ahkna): It's a question of balls. The ball's in his court.

 * Staleek: There is no wormhole here.
 * Crichton: We're catching the 7:15 to enlightenment. It's just a little late.

 * Ahkna: I promise you, you will never be reunited with your baby.
 * Aeryn: I'm sure your mother wished the same thing.

 * Staleek: This is the source of your knowledge?
 * Crichton: That, and the backs of cereal boxes. Hitch up your diaper, Big Boy; the first time is always the worst.

 * Einstein: Returning here was wrong.
 * Crichton: I have to protect the people I love, and you owe me for putting that crap in my head.
 * Einstein: It may soon be prudent to remove it.
 * Crichton: Amen, I want to be blonde again.

 * Crichton (to Staalek): We should get back, before Rygel damages your wife.

 * D'Argo:John, Aeryn - are you there?
 * Crichton: Oh, I'm hearing dead people.  D, how are you alive?
 * D'Argo: Long story.  Can I give you a ride?
 * Crichton: Absolutely. In what?
 * D'Argo: Well, that's gonna be a big surprise.  You stay put, we've got a fix on you.  We'll come to you.
 * Crichton: Alright.  You heard him folks.  This is the Alamo.

 * Einstein: Time
 * Crichton: 's up
 * Einstein: Time
 * Crichton: Flies
 * Einstein: Time
 * Crichton: Bandits
 * Einstein: Time
 * Crichton: Wounds all heals
 * Einstein: Time
 * Crichton: Rosemary and...
 * Einstein: Time
 * Crichton: Time ends

 * Aeryn: This is what you want.  This is what you want.
 * Crichton: No, Aeryn, it is not what I want. It's just that fate keeps blocking all the exits.  And no matter what I do I just keep circling closer to the flame.
 * Aeryn: Then pull back. This war is not your responsibility.
 * Crichton: You and the baby are my responsibility.  How am I supposed to protect you from the Peacekeepers and the Scarrans and the Tregans and the lions and tigers and bears? With this? Winona? This gun? No gun is big enough.

 * Crichton: Your light, it's not your regular brand.

 * Braca:  You're the reinforcements?
 * Crichton: No we're the band.  Looks like Kiss was the opening act.
 * D'Argo: Frell, I'm in the wrong band.

 * Aeryn: We should disassemble the weaker munitions - make our own shock grenades.
 * Crichton: Arts and crafts, she's gonna be a great mom.

 * D'Argo: How's your honeymoon?
 * Crichton: Well, the brochure was better. I hear Bolivia is perfect for a honeymoon.

 * [D'Argo is mortally wounded and elects to stay behind to hold off the Scarrans.]
 * Crichton: You're the closest friend I have.
 * D'Argo: You could have done better.
 * Crichton: Nowhere in the universe.
 * D'Argo: You've got a lot of life to live, John. Do big things. (pause) Do me a favor.
 * Crichton: Name it.
 * D'Argo: Chiana
 * Crichton: I'll look after her...I'll take care...Nothing will happen to...
 * D'Argo: [cuts him off] I...want to talk...to Chiana...
 * [they both laugh]

 * Crichton:The first Scarran you see, you tell him who his daddy is. Tell him, D'Argo.
 * [A few scenes later, the Charrids & Scarrans attack.]
 * D'Argo:I'm your daddy!
 * [D'Argo starts blasting.]

 * Rygel (to Aeryn, of the baby): I don't care what you say, it's got my nose.

 * Crichton: Come here. Closer. You want to see it? The thing you've been chasing my ass all over the universe for? Torturing me, my wife, my friends for? The wormhole weapon? You want to see it?
 * Scorpius: Yes
 * Crichton: Beg
 * Scorpius: I beg you.
 * Crichton: That's not good enough. Say please.
 * Scorpius: Please.
 * Crichton: Pretty please.
 * Scorpius: Pretty please.
 * Together: With a cherry on top.
 * Crichton: Happy birthday. Now, get out of my sight.

 * Scorpius: Is this some kind of joke?
 * Crichton: Cosmic. Keep watching, blink and you'll miss it. (John points to a spot appearing in the distance.) There. Isn't that sweet? Baby's gonna grow. Pilot, are my comms open? It's time for a birth announcement.
 * Pilot: Comms are open, Commander.
 * Crichton: Attention, ladies and gentlemen and all ships at sea. If you look out your front window, you will see, by special request, your very own wormhole weapon.
 * Chiana: Crichton, what's happening?
 * Crichton: The end of all this crap. Hey, Emperor Sleestak, you big upright iguana! What does it look like from the Death Star? ... Can I get a huzzah from the grand Peacekeeper bitch? Wormhole at 12 o'clock, Lucy.

 * Crichton: Okay boys and girls, here are the rules. Find a penny, pick it up. Double it, you've got two pennies. Double it again - four. Double it 27 more times, and you've got a million dollars and the IRS all over your ass. Round and round and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows, but it all adds up...quick.

 * Crichton: Here's how it lays out. Are you listening, Staleek? Grayza? Wormhole weapons do not make peace. Wormhole weapons do not even make war. They make total destruction, annihilation, Armageddon. People make peace.
 * Chiana: Crichton, can you stop it?
 * Crichton: I don't know, Pip. Maybe it eats the whole galaxy, a monumental black hole, a giant whirling headstone marking the spot where we all used to live and play and slaughter the innocent.
 * Scorpius: This is insane, Crichton.
 * [John lets out a choked laugh.]
 * Crichton: God! Four years on and you're finally getting that.

 * Harvey: Good-bye, John. Thanks for your memories.

 * [holding his baby up to spaceship viewport]
 * Crichton: This is your playground.

Cast

 * Ben Browder - Commander John Robert Crichton, Jr.
 * Claudia Black - Officer Aeryn Sun
 * Anthony Simcoe - Ka D'Argo
 * Jonathan Hardy - Dominar Rygel XVI (voice)
 * Gigi Edgley - Chiana
 * Lani Tupu - Pilot (voice)
 * Wayne Pygram - Scorpius/"Harvey"
 * Paul Goddard - Stark
 * Rebecca Riggs - Commandant Mele-On Grayza
 * Tammy MacIntosh - Joolushko 'Jool' Tunai Fenta Hovalis
 * Raelee Hill - Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu
 * Melissa Jaffer - Utu-Noranti Pralatong

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Wikiquote:Quote of the day/April 2, 2007

How far should one accept the rules of the society in which one lives? To put it another way: at what point does conformity become corruption? Only by answering such questions does the conscience truly define itself. ~ Kenneth Tynan


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Andy Barker, P.I.

Andy Barker, P.I. is an American sitcom starring Andy Richter, Tony Hale, Marshall Manesh, Harve Presnell and Clea Lewis.

Pilot [1.1]

 * Andy: Well, it's my first day as my own boss. I don't know when I'm gonna be home.
 * Jenny: You're an accountant, Andy Barker. You go where the numbers take you!

Fairway, My Lovely [1.2]

 * [Andy enters his office to find Nicole sitting at his desk]
 * Nicole: I made $18.50 an hour at my old job; I expect the same here.
 * Andy: Of course. Who are you?
 * Nicole: I'm Nicole. From the Long Beach Star. Those files that you stole...that was on my watch. You're the reason I got fired.
 * Andy: Oh, I am so sorry about that. Yeah, I - I was doing some P.I. work.
 * Nicole: No need to explain. The fact that you've hired me as your assistant has more than made up for it.
 * Andy: Well, actually I didn't hire you.
 * [she stares blankly at him]

Three Days of the Chicken [1.3]

 * [Andy is about to be shot]
 * Andy: Wait! I could be so much more valuable to you alive. As a qualified CPA -
 * Government agent: I have the finest financial advisors money can buy. I don't need a bookkeeper.
 * Andy: [indignantly] Bookkeeper!
 * [Andy makes to attack the man]

 * [the government agent fires at Andy with the actual gun Aaron Burr used to duel Alexander Hamilton and misses]
 * Transcor agent: What the hell?
 * Government agent: It's Aaron Burr's; it hasn't been cleaned in two hundred years.
 * [he fires and misses again]
 * Transcor agent: What the hell?
 * Government agent: Give me a break, it's a fine collectible!

 * Lew: [faced with a chicken] Okay, remember me? I'm Lew Staziak and I'm all grown up now!
 * [he raises his gun at the chicken, but Simon pushes his shaking hand down and shoos the chicken into a nearby slaughter room]

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Carlos Mejia

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 23:13, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Carlos Mejia
This article had already been speedily deleted for lack of evident notability. A Wikipedia article has also been speedily deleted, as seen here. The Wikiquote article has now been created again, as has another page on Wikipedia. The WP article has been contested for speedy deletion. Since notability is being claimed, I have nominated it for removal instead of deleting it again. - InvisibleSun 22:37, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Vote closed: Result: Delete. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 23:13, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete for lack of notability - InvisibleSun 22:37, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete unless compelling evidence for notability provided and sourced, properly translated quotes provided. Although Mejia has a very brief IMDb article, indicating he is a professional at least, El Salvador is not exactly a hotbed of world cinema, let alone films and TV that would be noticed in the English-speaking world. Furthermore, I note that "en Wikiquote no hay aún un artículo con ese nombre"; i.e., Spanish Wikiquote doesn't even have an article on this person. I even had difficulty trying to determine where in the world the related IP addresses that created this article are from. (I'm guessing El Salvador.) This seems to be a case of someone trying hard to promote a favored but still obscure artist by exposure on a heavily-visited website. As always, I hope to be corrected by sourced evidence. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:46, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Comment: The Carlos Mejia of the IMDB link is a different person, a Nicaraguan musician with the group Los de Palacagüina, whose IMDB credits date back to 1978. The subject of this nominated Wikiquote page was born in 1993. - InvisibleSun 03:10, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I guess I do stand corrected. The single piece of sourced evidence I came up with is invalid. Not a good omen for this article. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:50, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete, unless evidence of notability is provided. ~ UDScott 12:18, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete per above. Wikipedia has deleted the article for lack of notability.--Jusjih 16:49, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. I find it unlikely that a 14-year old has achieved a lot of fame as a "director/actor", and I'd definitely need to see some evidence (but there appears to be done). —LrdChaos (talk) 18:47, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete looks like rubbish.--Poetlister 15:00, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete He does appear to have been in some films, but the WP article (now speedy deleted 5 times) asserts non notability: "He had tried to get in big movies but he haven't get hired thats why he is getting from the bottom like an extra." Tyrenius 03:55, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete --McNoddy 08:11, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

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