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And Now For Something Completely Different

And Now For Something Completely Different is a 1971 British feature film starring the British comedy troupe Monty Python which restaged sketches from the first two series of the BBC's Monty Python's Flying Circus. And Now For Something Completely Different was followed by the group' four subsequent films:
 * 1) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
 * 2) Life of Brian (1979)
 * 3) Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
 * 4) The Meaning of Life (1983)

How Not To Be Seen

 * [First lines]
 * Caption: Government Film No. 42: How Not to Be Seen
 * '[Picture of forest shown]''
 * Announcer: In this picture, there are 47 people; none of them can be seen. In this film, we hope to show you the value of not being seen. Here is Mr. Bagthorpe of London, SE14. He cannot be seen. Now, I'm gonna ask him to stand up. Mr. Bagthorpe, will you stand up please? [Bagthorpe stands up, gets shot, and dies] This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

 * [At the camp ground]
 * Announcer: Mr. and Mrs. Watson of Hull, had shown us a clever way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we had discovered that they had gone on two weeks holiday; however, a neighbor told us where they were. [the tent explodes; we see Palin as a Gumby] And here is the neighbor who told us where they were. [the Gumby blows up in a cloud of red dust; house in the desert] This is where he lived. [the house explodes; stock footage of hospital] And this is where he was born. [the hospital is destroyed and he laughs uncontrollably, but finally stops] And now for something completely different.
 * [Explosion]

The Interval

 * Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize that the film wasn't as long as we had anticipated. Therefore, there will be a short interval. In the meantime, we'll show you a film starring a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

 * Emcee: And now a film starring a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose!
 * Other Man: And now in stereo!

 * Emcee: That is the end of the interval. Will you kindly return to your seats? We will now proceed with the film as advertised.
 * Offscreen Man: Darling, you were wonderful!
 * Emcee: Oh, really?

Hungarian Phrase Book

 * Hungarian immigrant: I will not buy this record; it is scratched.
 * Tobacconist: What?
 * Hungarian: I will not buy this record; it is scratched.
 * Tobacconist: No, this is a tobacconists. Tobacconists.
 * Hungarian: Ja! Ja! I will not buy this tobacconists; it is scratched.
 * Tobacconist: No, no. Tobacco, uh, cigarettes.
 * Hungarian: Cigarettes! Ja! Um, my hovercraft is full of eels.
 * Tobacconist: What?
 * Hungarian: My hovercraft is full of eels. [does swishing with his fingers]
 * Tobacconist: Matches!
 * Hungarian: Ja! Ja! Do you...want...
 * Tobacconist: Do you want?
 * Hungarian: Do you-Do you want...do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!
 * Tobacconist: That'll be six shillings, please.
 * Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
 * Tobacconist: May I? [looking through book] It costs six shillings...costs six shillings...ah, here it is. Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka. [the Hungarian hits him in the face. Cut to the policeman walking in the park] HELP! HELP!
 * [A policeman hears his cries and steals a bike from another person and rides to the tobacconist]
 * Officer: What's all this, then?
 * Hungarian: Uh, you have beautiful thighs.
 * Officer: [shocked and confused] What?!
 * Tobacconist: [points to the Hungarian] He hit me!
 * Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'till lunchtime!
 * Officer: RIGHT! [drags the Hungarian way]
 * Hungarian: [while being taken away] Oh, my nipples explode with delight!
 * [Cut to the court room]
 * Man: The Hungarian gentleman was subsequently released, but it was his information that led to the capture of the real culprit!

Marriage Guidance Counselor

 * Announcer: Meanwhile, not far away, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Pewtey were about to enter an unfamiliar office!
 * [Arthur and Dierdre enter the office and take seats. Pewtey then knocks loudly on the Counselor's desk]
 * Pewtey: Oh. Are you the Marriage Guidance Counselor?
 * Counselor: Yes. Good morning.
 * Pewtey: Morning.
 * Counselor: [turns around to notice Dierdre] And, good morning to you, Madam. [turns to Pewtey] Uh, name?
 * Pewtey: Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Pewtey.
 * Counselor: And what is the name of your...ravishing wife? Wait. Don't tell me. It's-It's something to do with moonlight. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding...deeply lyrical and yet...tender and frightened like a tiny, white rabbit.
 * Pewtey: It's Dierdre.
 * Counselor: [stands up, slowly walking to Dierdre] Dierdre.
 * Pewtey: Hmm.
 * Counselor: What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. [turns to Pewtey] And what seems to be the problem with your marriage, Mr. Pewtey? [begins making out with Dierdre]
 * Pewtey: Well, it all started when we first went to Brighton on holiday together. Dierdre (that's my wife) and I have always been very close companions, and I never particularly anticipated any marital strife. Indeed, the very idea of consulting such a professional marital advisor as yourself has always been of the greatest repugnance to me. Although, [chuckles] far be it from me to impugn the nature of your trade, or...or profession.
 * Counselor: [turns to Pewty] Do go on. [he and Dierdre continue making out]
 * Pewtey: Oh, and as I was saying, Dierdre and I have always been very close companions, sharing the interests: the gardening, and the sixpenny bottle for all the holiday money, and, indeed, twice the month of an evening, uh, settling down to do the accounts together, something which Dierdre (that's my wife) and I particularly look forward to on account of her feet. I should have perhaps said at the outset that I've been noted for havin' a grand sense of humor, although, uh, I've kept myself very much to myself over the past couple of years, notwithstanding. And it's only been comparatively as recently-that is recently-that I've begun to realize-well, perhaps "realize" is too strong a word-um, um, imagine that I was not the only thing in her life.
 * Counselor: [turns to Pewtey, surprised] You suspected your wife?
 * Pewtey: Uh, well, um...frankly yes. A bit. [Dierdre and the Counselor exchange waves, Dierdre winks] Her behavior did seem to me, her behavior did seem to me, who was, after all, there to see, to be a little odd.
 * Counselor: Odd?
 * Pewtey: Well, to a certain extent, yes. Now, I'm not, by nature, a suspicious person. Far from it. In fact, I've gotten something of a reputation for being an after-dinner speaker, if you get my meaning. And, indeed, in the area where people know me, I'm, in fact, very well known.
 * Counselor: [nods] Fine. Would you, uh- [begins taking his clothes off]
 * Pewtey: Yes, certainly. So I decided it was time to face the facts: stop beating about the bush, or I'd never be able to look myself in the bathroom mirror again.
 * Counselor: Would you mind, um, running along for 10-make it 20 minutes. All right?
 * Pewtey: Yes. I'll wait outside, shall I? Huh. Yes, that's-that's, perhaps the best thing. Certainly set my mind at rest on one-or two scores there.
 * [As Pewtey leaves the room, sentimental music plays, but it's interrupted by a loud thunderclap]
 * God: [off-screen] Arthur Pewtey? Are you a man, or a mouse? You've been running too long, Arthur Pewtey. It's time to stop. Time to turn and fight like a man. Go back in there, Arthur Pewtey. Go back in there, and point your finger out.
 * Pewtey: Yes. Yes, you're right! THIS IS IT, ARTHUR PEWTEY!!! THIS IS YOUR MOMENT, ARTHUR PEWTEY!!! AT LAST, YOU'RE A MAN!!! [marches back into the office, militant music plays, stops, then knocks loudly on the coverer] COME ON OUT, DIERDRE! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
 * Counselor: Go away!
 * Pewtey: Righto.
 * [Counselor and Diedre begin to giggle, Pewtey sadly leaves the room as sentimental music plays again, then a 16-ton object falls on him]
 * [Caption: So much for Pathos]

Nudge, Nudge

 * Arthur Nudge: Evenin', squire.
 * Squire: Evening.
 * Arthur Nudge: You married?
 * Squire: Yes.
 * Arthur Nudge: I'm a bachelor meself. Is your wife a goer? Eh?

Self Defense

 * Instructor: Evenin', class!
 * Students: Evening.
 * Instructor: Where's all the others, then.
 * Students: Not here.
 * Instructor: I CAN SEE THAT! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH'EM?!
 * Students: Dunno.
 * Student # 1: Perhaps they've got flu.
 * Instructor: Flu?! FLU?! They should eat more fresh fruit! RIGHT! Tonight, I'll be startin' where we left off when I showed you how to defend yourself from anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit!!!

 * Instructor: First, I force him to drop the banana, then I eat the banana, thus disarmin' 'im. I have now rendered 'im 'elpless!
 * Student # 2: Suppose he's got a bunch?
 * Instructor: SHUT UP!!
 * Student #4: Suppose he's got a point-ed stick?
 * Instructor: SHUT UP!!

Hell's Grannies

 * A graffiti writing is shown: "MAKE TEA, NOT LOVE"

The Chant (aka Camp Square-Bashing EXCERPT)

 * Sergeant: Squad - camp it up! Squad: Ooh get her, whoops I've got your number, ducky you couldn't afford me dear Two, three I'll scratch your eyes out Don't come the brigadier bit with us dear We all know where you've been, you military fairy Two, three One, two, three, four, five, six Woops, don't look now, girls The major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant Two, three, Ooh.

The Rampage of the Cancerous Black Spot

 * Story Teller: Once upon a time, there was an enchanted prince, who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. Foolishly, he ignored it...and three years later, he died of cancer. The spot, however, flourished, and soon set out to seek its fortune.
 * [The black spot roams free to the garden where he spots the female black spot. They make out, went to the church, got married, and went inside the apartment building]
 * Old Woman 1: [offscreen] Agnes, did you see who just moved in next door?
 * Agnes: [offscreen] Yes, black as the Ace of Spades, they were.
 * Old Woman 1: [offscreen] Oh, well, there goes the neighborhood.
 * [The buildings break and a broom sweeps the pieces up and goes past a door of Sir George Head, O.B.E.]

Come Over to My Place

 * Man: Inspector, inspector.
 * Inspector: Uh-huh?
 * Man: I'm terribly sorry, but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute, and then I found my wallet had been stolen, and £15 taken from it.
 * Inspector: Well did you see anyone about?
 * Man: No.
 * Inspector: Well, I'm afraid there's very little I can do.
 * [Pause]
 * Man: Would you like to come over to my place?
 * Inspector: [pauses] Yeah, okay.

American Defense/Crelm Toothpaste/Shrill Petrol

 * Uncle Sam: [narrating] And so Miss Spume went back to her typing and dreamed her dreamy dreams, unaware of the cruel trick fate had in store for her. For Miss Spume was about to fall victim to the International Communist conspiracy. These Chineses, under the leader of the so-called Mao Zedong, attacked Miss Spume for one brief, but fatal, moment and destroyed her. Just when they are ready to attack, anywhere free men waver in their defense of democracy. [an American ship appears] Yes! Once again - American Defense proves its effectiveness against international communism. [picture of tooth in gum] Using this diagram of a tooth to represent any small country, we can see how international communism starts by eroding from within. [the tooth appears dirty and plaque-filled and breaks; picture of mouth] When one country, or tooth, falls to international communism [one tooth turns yellow and falls out of the mouth], its neighbours soon follow. [all of the teeth fall] In dentistry, this is known as the Domino Theory. But, with American Defense, the decay is stopped before it starts. That's why 9 out of 10 small countries choose...American Defense!
 * Announcer: Or, Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient Fraudulyn!

It's the Arts

 * Announcer: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of IT'S THE ARTS. And we kick off this evening with the cinema.
 * Interviewer: One of the most prolific film directors of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Edward Ross, back in his native country for the first time for five years to open a season of his works at the National Film Theatre, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us in this studio tonight.
 * Sir Edward: Good evening.
 * Interviewer: So Edward...you don't mind if I call you Edward?
 * Sir Edward: No not all.
 * Interviewer: Because it does worry some people - I don't know why-but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.
 * Sir Edward: No, that's fine.
 * Interviewer: So Edward's all right. Splendid. I'm sorry to have brought it up.
 * Sir Edward: No, no, please. Edward it is.
 * Interviewer: Well thank you very much for being so helpful. And it's more than my job's worth to, er...
 * Sir Edward: Yes, quite.
 * Interviewer: Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport - put the other person at his ease...
 * Sir Edward: Quite.
 * Interviewer: Silly little point but it does seem to matter. Still, er, least said the better. Ted, when you first started you...I hope you don't mind if I call you Ted, er, I mean as opposed to Edward?
 * Sir Edward: No, no, everyone calls me Ted.
 * Interviewer: Well of course it's shorter, isn't it.
 * Sir Edward: Yes it is.
 * Interviewer: And much less formal!
 * Sir Edward: Yes, Ted, Edward or anything!
 * Interviewer: Thank you. Um, incidentally, do call me Tom. I don't want you bothering with this 'Thomas' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Eddie Baby, when you first started in the...
 * Sir Edward: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called Eddie Baby.
 * Interviewer: What?
 * Sir Edward: I don't like being called Eddie Baby.
 * Interviewer: [pause] Did I call you Eddie Baby?
 * Sir Edward: Yes, you did! Now get on with the interview...
 * Interviewer: I don't think I did call you Eddie Baby.
 * Sir Edward: You did.
 * Interviewer: Did I call him Eddie Baby?
 * Crowd: Yes!
 * Interviewer: I didn't really call you Eddie Baby, did I, sweetie?
 * Sir Edward: Don't call me sweetie!
 * Interviewer: Can I call you sugar plum?
 * Sir Edward: No.
 * Interviewer: Pussycat?
 * Sir Edward: No!
 * Interviewer: Angel drawers?
 * Sir Edward: No you may not! Get on with it!
 * Interviewer: Can I call you Frank?
 * Sir Edward: [suspiciously] Why Frank?
 * Interviewer: Frank's a nice name. President Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank.
 * Sir Edward: What is going on!?
 * Interviewer: Now Frank-Fran-Frannie-little Frannie-pooh...
 * Sir Edward: That's it I'm leaving! I've had enough of this. [exits]
 * Interviewer: [loudly] Tell us about your latest film, Sir Edward.
 * Sir Edward: [nearly offstage] What?
 * Interviewer: Tell us about your latest film, Sir Edward, if you'd be so very kind.
 * Sir Edward: [returns] None of this "Pussycat" nonsense?
 * Interviewer: Promise. [pats the seat next to him] Please, Sir Edward.
 * Sir Edward: [sitting down again] My latest film?
 * Interviewer: Yes, Sir Edward.
 * Sir Edward: Well the idea, funnily enough, is based on an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Of course, in those days I was only a tea boy...
 * Interviewer: Oh, shut up!

The Funniest Joke in the World

 * Voiceover: This man is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and, as a consequence, he will die laughing. [Scribbler cackles to death] It was obvious that this joke was lethal. No one could read it and live. [Scribbler's mother enters the room and finds the joke] Scribbler's mother, alarmed by the unusual sounds of merriment, entered the room, and found what was, apparently, a suicide note. [Scribbler's mother cackles to death as well and lands on her son's corpse]

 * The Joke: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gesputt!

 * Voiceover: It was a fantastic success. Over eighty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke, [cutstock footage of Neville Chamberlain returning from Munich and holding up the Munich Agreement, the "this is peace in our time"-bit'], which was used in Munich, and one which Hitler couldn't match.

 * [Stock footage of Hitler speaking to soldiers]
 * Hitler: [subtitle] My dog's got no nose!
 * Soldiers: [subtitle] How does it smell?
 * Hitler: [subtitle] Awful!

The Killer Cars

 * Animated Man: [referring to the previous sketch] I would like to apologize for the rather poor taste of the previous item. [a nude girl appears, she is small in size] Um...excuse me, please. [chases the woman]
 * [Then, "The Old Woman Who Cannot Catch a Bus", and finally, "The Killer Cars"]

 * Narrator 1: Yes, the killer cars. For years, the city had been plagued by ever-increasing pedestrian congestion. In an attempt to eliminate this problem, certain fanatical cars... [a car jumps on and crushes a civilian[ had taken the law into their own hands. [two more cars kill two civilians] But the days of the killer cars were numbered...thanks to the miracle of atomic mutation.
 * [A giant mutant cat appears behind some buildings; the killer cars flee the city]
 * Man: Oh, thank you, thank you! You've saved our city!
 * Narrator 1: But, at what cost?
 * [The mutant cat eats an entire building, burps, and prepares to eat another. Scene cuts to an old man, reading the story from a novel]
 * Narrator 2: Just then, as it looked for certain that the city was about to be eaten... the earth trembled, and the sun was blotted out from the sky.
 * Audience: Cor! Hoh...cripes!
 * Narrator 2: Suddenly, swarms of giant bees filled the air...
 * Audience: Oooohh...
 * Narrator 2: And three hundred million armoured horsemen, covered with coats of a thousand different colours appeared at every street corner attacking the monster cat in a scene of such spectacular proportions that it could never in your life be seen in a low-budget film like this... [aside] If you notice, my mouth isn't moving, either. [resumes reading] But, just as the monster cat was starting to weaken, the earth split apart with a deafening roar and...
 * [The monster cat screeches as it is dropped into a giant mince grinder with other animals]

Dead Parrot

 * Customer: Hello, I wish to register a complaint. Hello, Miss?
 * Shop Assistant: What do you mean Miss?
 * Customer: Oh, I'm sorry. I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint.
 * Shop Assistant: Sorry, we're closing for lunch.
 * Customer: Never mind that, my lad, I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
 * Shop Assistant: Oh, yes, the Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?
 * Customer: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, it's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
 * Shop Assistant: No, no, it's resting, look.
 * Customer: Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.
 * Shop Assistant: No, no, it's not dead, it's resting...
 * Customer: Resting?!
 * Shop Assistant: Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit?
 * Customer: The plumage don't enter into it, it's stone dead.
 * Shop Assistant: No, no, it's resting.
 * Customer: Alright then, if it's resting I'll wake it up. "Halloo Polly! I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up Polly parrot!
 * Shop Assistant: [knocks the cage] There it moved!
 * Customer: No it didn't! That was you pushing the cage!
 * Shop Assistant: I did not!
 * Customer: Yes, you did! Halloo Polly! Pooolly! [bangs it on counter] Polly Parrot! Wake up! [bangs it on counter] Polly! [throws it on the floor] Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
 * Shop Assistant: No, no, it's stunned.
 * Customer: Look, my lad, I've had just about enough of this, that parrot is definitely deceased, and when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
 * Shop Assistant: It's probably pining for the fjords.
 * Customer: Pining for the fjords?! What kind of talk is that? Look why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?
 * Shop Assistant: The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back, it's a beautiful bird, lovely plumage.
 * Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
 * Shop Assistant: Well of course it was nailed there otherwise it would of muscled up to those bars and "voom"!
 * Customer: Look matey, this parrot wouldn't "voom" if I put 4,000 volts through it, its bleedin' demised.
 * Shop Assistant: It's not, it's pining.
 * Customer: It's not pining it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This, is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushin' up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! "THIS IS AN EX PARROT!"
 * Shop Assistant: Well, better replace it then [walks into store cupboard]
 * Customer: If you wanna get anything done in this country, you gotta complain 'till you're blue in the mouth.
 * Shop Assistant: Sorry guv, we're right out of parrots.
 * Customer: I see, I see, I get the picture.
 * Shop Assistant: I've got a slug.
 * Customer: Does it talk?
 * Shop Assistant: Not really, no.
 * Customer: Then it's scarcely a replacement then.
 * Shop Assistant: Look mate, I didn't wanna work in a pet shop. I wanted to be a lumberjack.
 * Customer: [confused] I'm sorry, this is irrelevant.

The Lumberjack Song

 * Shopkeeper: Yes, a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as I float down the shores of British Columbia! The larch, the giant redwood!
 * Customer: [offscreen] What about my bloody parrot?
 * Shopkeeper: The smell of fresh-cut timber, the crash of mighty trees, with my best girl by my side, we'd sing, sing, sing!
 * [Singing]
 * I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
 * I sleep all night and I work all day.
 * Mounties: [singing]
 * He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
 * He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 * Shopkeeper: [singing]
 * I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
 * I go to the lava-tree.
 * On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
 * Mounties: [singing]
 * He cut down trees, he eat his lunch,
 * He go to the lava-tree.
 * On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
 * He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
 * He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 * Shopkeeper: [singing]
 * I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
 * I like to press wild flowers.
 * I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
 * Mounties: [singing]
 * He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
 * He likes to press wild flowers.
 * He puts on women's clothing and hangs around... [with confusion] in bars?
 * He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
 * He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 * Shopkeeper: [singing]
 * I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
 * Suspenders and a bra.
 * I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
 * Mounties: [singing]
 * He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
 * Suspenders...and a bra?! [leave in disgust]
 * Shopkeeper: [singing] I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
 * Girlfriend: [crying] Oh, Beavis! And I thought you were so butched! [leaves]
 * [Then the shopkeeper gets pelted by fruits and vegetables, and leaves in disappointment, passing the announcer, who's turning around at the barbeque grill]
 * Announcer: And now for something completely different.

Vocational Guidance Counselor

 * Man 1: [singing] Vocational Guidance Counselor...
 * Man 2: [singing] Vocational Guidance Counselor...
 * Man 3: [singing] Vocational Guidance Counselor...

Cast

 * Graham Chapman: Brother, Police Officer, Official # 1, Man at Sidewalk, Student # 1, Colonel, Officer # 2, Sir Edward Ross, Singer, Restaurant Guest, Man Who Writes Complaint, Twit # 5
 * John Cleese: "And now for something..." announcer, Hungarian Man # 1, Instructor, Military Trainee, Sir George Head, Officer # 3, Flasher Woman # 2, Colonel # 3, Voice of animated apologizing man, Mr. Praline, Singer, Mungo the Cook, Office Worker # 2, Vocational Guidance Councelor, Twit # 1, Parrot owner.
 * Eric Idle: Official # 2, Marriage Guidance Counselor, Arthur Nudge, Student # 4, Narrator, Military Trainee, Flasher Woman # 1, Emcee # 2, Colonel # 2, Voice of Old Man Reader, Singer, Manager, Shop Owner, Office Worker # 1, Mrs. Davies, Twit # 2.
 * Terry Jones: Emcee, Tobacconist, Judge, Hungarian # 2, Man at Bar, Student # 2, Grannie, Biker Man, Military Trainee, Flasher, Ken Ewing, Milkman, Soldier, Singer, Gaston the waiter, Nude Organist, Brian, Nigel "Incubator" Jones
 * Michael Palin: Man With Tape Recorder Up His Nose, Arthur Pewtey, Student # 3, Grannie, Military Trainee, "My Place" Man, voice of Shrill Petrol Man, Seduced Milkman, Ernest Scribbler, Soldier, Pet Shop Owner, Lumberjack, Head Waiter, Herbert Anchovy, Twit # 3
 * Carol Cleveland: Dierdre Pewtey, Gilliam's voice, Story Teller, Flasher Woman # 3, Chapman's Wife in Restaurant, Brian's Wife
 * Terry Gilliam: Man with Woman's voice
 * Connie Booth: The lumberjack's best girl


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Eric Flint

Eric Flint (February 6, 1947 – July 17, 2022) was an American science fiction author.

In the Heart of Darkness (1998)

 * Co-written with David Drake

 * The plans and schemes of tyrants are broken by many things. They shatter against cliffs of heroic struggle. They rupture on reefs of open resistance. And they are slowly eroded, bit by little bit, on the very beaches where they measure triumph, by countless grains of sand. By the stubborn little decencies of humble little men.

1632 (2000)
Frank Jackson: So who the hell is Wellington?

Jeff Higgins: He's the guy they named your favorite boots after.

1633 (2002)
John Simpson [thoughts about Eddie Cantrell]: The entire concept of discipline was alien to his very nature. Worse, he bubbled. No, he didn't just "bubble." He boiled. He frothed.

Gretchen Richter [after being invited to a clandestine meeting]: "The prince of Orange can kiss my sweet German ass. Discreet is fine. *He* can wear a disguise. The servants' entrance is out."

[Grantvillers mentally sneer at the cowardly Princes of Germany] Fact one. We whipped Emperor Ferdinand at Breitenfeld. Fact two. You ran like dogs.

1634: The Galileo Affair (2004)
Reverend Simon Jones [Regarding Father Augustus Heinzerling]: Not so much like a proper Jesuit, perhaps, but he could certainly fake being a decent parochial priest on a good day. With a following wind.

1634: The Ram Rebellion (2006)
The expression on Melissa's face today was the same one Mike remembered from years before. The aloof, questioning eyebrow-lift with which she greeted a student who approached her with a problem after class. A facial gesture which, somehow, managed to combine three different propositions:
 * One. You wish?
 * Two. Yes, I will be glad to help you.
 * Three. You will almost certainly wish I hadn't.

"Do you know what the epitaph of a successful civil servant is?" "He never did anything that got his name in the paper."

1635: The Cannon Law (2006)
"Indeed, Father Gonzalez," he said, as smoothly as he could manage, mentally adding the words "you pious prick" as he did to everything he said to the man.

Certainly, the sight of an inquisitor being riddled with bullets would have placated the crowd like little else.

1634: The Bavarian Crisis (2007)
The bottom floor was painted red, with the shutters trimmed with red and pink zigzag stripes; the middle floor was painted pink, with the shutters ditto; the top floor was a positive explosion of gables and Fachwerk beams painted red, with the stucco in between them painted pink. There was a lost commercial opportunity for Grantville right in front of him. Whoever built this place would have paid a fortune for pink plastic lawn flamingos.

Mike Stearns was rather enjoying the reports coming out of the diplomatic pouches, which so clearly demonstrated that the rest of the world did not understand that Veronica Dreeson was a walking embodiment of the Law of Unintended Consequences.

One could not smite the papal nuncio's footman. No matter how sincerely one might wish to smite him. One could think it, though. Smite, smote, smitten. So there. Arrrgh.

The admiral would never be rude enough to yell at Tanya. He might very well, however, yell at Ed — and Simpson was fully capable of yelling in Morse code if he was sufficiently provoked.

The Philosophical Strangler (2001)
[a monster insists]"... he was not an ogre, but a troll... It was a bit too much like a murdering fiend insisting he was really a homicidal maniac."

"You wouldn't cross the street to piss on a man dying of thirst unless he paid you in solid coin..."

"Using a few words and some gestures, I indicated my plan. (Well. Okay. Hopping up and down and shrieking like a maniacal monkey, I indicated my plan.)"

Forward the Mage (2002)

 * Co-written with Richard Roach

The leftenant's speech ended [abruptly], as invariably happens when a speaker's head is bitten off.

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Ben Bova

Ben Bova (born November 8, 1932 – November 29, 2020) is an American science fiction author and editor, President Emeritus of the National Space Society, and a past President of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.

Quotes

 * My first published novel was written for teenagers, and there were rules laid down by the publisher: no sex, no smoking, no swearing. I blew up entire solar systems, I consigned billions of people to horrible death; they didn't seem to mind that at all. But no hanky-panky.
 * As quoted in "Men on Mars, Women on Venus" by Jay McDonald at Bookpage (June 1999)

 * I think it's perfectly OK to exploit the moon. Largely for two reasons: there's no life there, and it is close enough and rich enough in resources to be economically useful to Earth. In the final analysis, everything we do in space, if it does not help the people of Earth, all the people, it's not going to happen.
 * As quoted in "Men on Mars, Women on Venus" by Jay McDonald at Bookpage (June 1999)

Orion Among The Stars (1995)

 * Your job is not to die for your country. Your job is to get the other poor sonofabitch to die for his country.

Saturn (2003)

 * The chapters are not numbered. Page numbers are from the mass market paperback edition published by Tor Books, ISBN 0-812-57942-9, second printing (September 2004)

 * “The real problem,” Eberly burst out, “is that these regulations were written by people who live in a world that must be tightly controlled. They all share the same basic, underlying view that society must be hierarchical and controlled from the top.” Wilmot felt pleased that the discussion was moving into his field of interest. “Aren’t all societies controlled from the top? Even so-called democracies are ruled by a small elite group; the only difference is that a democracy can shift its elite without bloodshed and give the general populace the illusion that they have made a telling change.”
 * “Departure Plus 284 Days” (p. 115)

 * “A teacher?” Vyborg gasped. “They got rid of him in Mexico because he was teaching unauthorized garbage. Do you want him teaching his blasphemies here?” Berkowitz’s smile diminished by less than a millimeter. “Freedom of thought is not blasphemous, Sammi. He’s a great teacher.”
 * “Departure Plus 317 Days” (p. 134)

 * He’s so doggone narrow-minded he could look through a keyhole with both eyes.
 * “Vision of Saturn” (p. 222)

 * “Wake up in there!” Fritz hollered. “I’m awake,” said Gaeta. “These days you spend too much time in bed and not enough time sleeping.”
 * “Snowball Fight” (p. 340)

 * Even snaky little Vyborg chatted happily with a few of the glowing-eyed young women that clustered about him, Eberly noted. Power goes to some people’s heads; in other people, power goes straight to the groin.
 * “Saturn Arrival Minus 1 Day, 7 Hours” (p. 397)

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Death Wish (movie series)

The Death Wish series consists of five movies starring Charles Bronson as Paul Kersey, who becomes a vigilante after his wife is murdered and his daughter raped.

Vigilante, city style -- Judge, Jury, and Executioner Taglines

Paul Kersey

 * Hey!

Freak #1

 * We want money, mother, now get it!
 * Goddamn rich cunt! I KILL RICH CUNTS!

Dialogue

 * Jack Toby: We gotta let the cops handle this, Dad.
 * Paul Kersey: Yeah? Well, what if the cops can't handle this?

 * Sam Kreutzer: You know, decent people are going to have to work here and live somewhere else.
 * Paul Kersey: By "decent people," you mean people who can afford to live somewhere else.
 * Sam Kreutzer: Oh Christ, you are such a bleeding-heart liberal, Paul.
 * Paul Kersey: My heart bleeds a little for the underprivileged, yes.
 * Sam Kreutzer: The underprivileged are beating our goddamned brains out. You know what I say? Stick them in concentration camps, that's what I say.

 * Paul Kersey: You've got a prime figure. You really have, you know.
 * Joanna Kersey: That's a euphemism for fat.

 * Paul Kersey: Any chance of catching these men?
 * Lt. Briggs: There's a chance, sure.
 * Paul Kersey: Just a chance?
 * Lt. Briggs: I'd be less than honest if I gave you more hope, Mr. Kersey. In the city, that's the way it is.

 * Ames Jainchill: You're probably one of them knee-jerk liberals that thinks us gun boys would shoot our guns because it's an extension of our penises.
 * Paul Kersey: Never thought about it that way. It could be true.
 * Ames Jainchill: Well, maybe it is. But this is gun country.

 * Frank Ochoa: We want you to get out of New York... Permanently.
 * (pause)
 * Paul Kersey: Inspector... By sundown?

 * Paul Kersey: Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don't defend us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.
 * Jack Toby: We're not pioneers anymore, Dad.
 * Paul Kersey: What are we, Jack?
 * Jack Toby: What do you mean?
 * Paul Kersey: I mean, if we're not pioneers, what have we become? What do you call people who, when they're faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
 * Jack Toby: Civilized?
 * Paul Kersey: No.

 * Sam Kreutzer: I'll bet muggings are down, and they're afraid to tell us.
 * Paul Kersey: There's only one way to find out. Take a walk on Columbus Avenue tonight.

Dialogue

 * Paul Kersey: Do you believe in Jesus?
 * Stomper: Yes I do.
 * Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet Him.
 * (Kersey then kills Stomper with his pistol)

 * Elliott Cass: Are you free tomorrow Paul?
 * Paul Kersey: Sure, What else would I be doing?
 * (several gunshots are heard and the credits roll)

 * Paul Kersey: Where's my wallet?
 * Jiver: I ain't got it!

 * Paul Kersey: Goodbye
 * (Kersey then shoots Jiver in the head with his pistol)

 * Paul Kersey: Where do you think I've been?
 * Geri Nichols: Killing muggers?

Paul Kersey

 * I'm taking care of Charlie's things.
 * You relax, Bennett. This is my problem.
 * My friend Wildey's coming.
 * A .475 Wildey Magnum is a shorter version of the African big game cartridge... it makes a real mess.
 * I'm going out for some ice cream... this is America, isn't it?
 * You’re letting me loose?

Richard S. Striker

 * I can't do anything... I'm a cop.

Dialogue

 * Hermosa: [Sexually harassing Maria who is in her car talking to her friends] Yo bitch! Come here I wanna eat you! I'm gonna to lick you all over! [Laughes]

[Maria starts to drive away]
 * Hermosa: [Runs and jumps on Maria's car hood] I'm coming for you bitch! Come here! I wanna eat you! [Continues to harass Maria while holding on to the roof the car] Come on bitch! Come on!
 * [Maria drives into a garage with Hermosa still assaulting her and Paul turns to see the car coming]
 * Hermosa: Come on bitch! Stop the fucking car! Stop- [Maria makes a screeching stop which cause Hermosa to fall off the car]
 * Hermosa: [Gets up angrily] You're mine now bitch! I'm gonna fucking kill ya! [runs over to the car and is about to open the door to rape Maria]

[''Paul grabs a pipe and hits Hermosa on the face with it. The frighten Maria quickly closes the door and backs up the car very quickly out of the garage as Hermosa runs away from Paul'']

 * Kathryn Davis: I made chicken, I hope you like it. It's the only thing I know how to make.
 * Paul Kersey: Chicken's good. I like chicken.

 * Bennett: What's the car for?
 * Paul Kersey: Bait.

 * Bennett: We heard shots. What happened?
 * Paul Kersey: I sent them a message.

 * Tulio: [Grabs Eli by the shirt collar] Listen! We'll come back anytime we like. You got that... pops?![Releases Eli]
 * Tulio: [Laughs manically as he runs over to the open window then turns back at the old couple] Anytime!

[Tulio Laughs manically then jumps out the window as Erika starts crying on Eli's shoulder]

 * Paul Kersey: Hey, what's the problem?
 * Punk at Car #1: What?
 * Paul Kersey: With the car... what's the problem?
 * Punk at Car #1: Just get outta my fuckin' face. Who are you?
 * Punk at Car #2: We're stealing a fuckin' car, what's it to you?
 * Paul Kersey: It's my car.
 * Punk at Car #1: Now you gonna die!
 * (Kersey shoots them both dead)

 * Bennett: They call him "The Giggler".
 * Paul Kersey: Jesus, he really moves.

 * Mandy Fraker: [After seemingly killed by Paul gets up and points his gun at Paul] Hey! [Hits his chest to reveal he wore a bulletproof vest] Bullet proof asshole! Just like yours! Stay just like that!
 * Striker: You can't handle both of us.
 * Mandy Fraker: Bet me! [Points his gun at Striker]

[Paul quickly grabs the M72 LAW Rocket Launcher as Fraker turns and makes an 'Oh Crap!' face as Paul fires the launcher which obliterates Fraker]

Paul Kersey

 * Not great... but pretty damn good.
 * I was just using the... toilet?

Dialogue

 * (Frank Bauggs confronts Kersey sneaking into his apartment)
 * Frank Bauggs: What the fuck are you doing here?!
 * Paul Kersey: I was making a sandwich.

 * Mugger: Who the fuck are you?!
 * Paul Kersey: Death.

Paul Kersey

 * Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.
 * I've got a cure for your dandruff problem. :(detonates bomb)
 * Sometimes the law doesn't work.
 * You need a bath.

Taglines

 * First His Wife. Now His Daughter. It's Time To Even The Score!
 * Bronson's loose!
 * He wants the filth off the streets. If the police can't do it, he will... his way!
 * He's planning to clean up the city... his way!
 * When murder and rape invade your home, and the cops can't stop it... This man will. His way.
 * He's back to New York bringing justice to the streets...
 * He's Judge, Jury and Executioner!
 * This time it's war!
 * The vigilante is back - with a vengeance
 * The vigilante is back...
 * No judge. No jury. No appeals. No deals.
 * [Radio Spot] No judge. No jury. No appeals and no deals. Bronson does what the Cops won't!

Cast

 * Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey
 * Jeff Goldblum - Freak #1
 * Stuart Margolin - Ames Jainchill
 * Vincent Gardinia - Frank Ochoa
 * Steven Keats - Jack Toby
 * William Redfield - Sam Kreutzer
 * Jill Ireland - Geri Nichols
 * Stuart K. Robinson - Jiver
 * Kevyn Major Howard - Stomper
 * Michael Prince - Elliott Cass
 * Ed Lauter - Richard S. Striker
 * Martin Balsam - Bennett Cross
 * Deborah Raffin - Kathlyn Davis
 * Gavan O'Herlihy - Mandy Franker
 * Alex Winter - Hermosa
 * Marina Sitris - Maria
 * Tony Britts - Tulio
 * Leo Kharibian & Hana Maria Pravda - Eli & Erika Kaprov
 * Alan Cooke - Punk at Car #1
 * Bob Lee Dysinger- Punk at Car #2
 * David Fonteno - Frank Bauggs

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User talk:Daniel Newman

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User talk:Salmenda~enwikiquote

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User talk:Craig~enwikiquote

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Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. InvisibleSun 23:33, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

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Talk:Danny Phantom

Fixing up
I noticed that most of these quotes here need some fixing up to do. I will try to fix them up when I get the proper resources. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.19.88.63 (talk • contribs) 01:41, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Dialogue formatting
I've cleanup-tagged this article because it does not follow the Templates/TV shows guidelines for dialogue formatting. The very short rationale for this formatting practice, developed over a year's worth of discussions of the capabilities and limitations of MediaWiki software, is that it provides both readers and editors a clear view of quote material, which is the essential purpose of Wikiquote. Using the current format of bulletin each dialogue segment requires cramming the entire dialogue into a single line of text, making it hard to edit. This is barely acceptable for poetry, but with all the other formatting (characters, stage directions, context lines) that goes into dialogue, we can't afford to jam everything together.

I ask regular editors of this article to reformat the quotes. Let me know if you have questions or problems. Thank you. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:48, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

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User:Rama's Arrow

Hi, I'm Nirav Maurya, Rama's Arrow. I'm primarily active on Wikipedia and I actively start contributions to Wikiquote after a brief interval. Rama's Arrow 03:25, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:24.92.61.196

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. InvisibleSun 03:44, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

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Rock & Rule

Rock & Rule is an animated film from 1983, and the first of its kind ever produced entirely in Canada. It was produced by one of the most famous studios from that country, Nelvana Limited, and released by MGM/UA. The Beauty...The Beast...The Beat.

Mok

 * Allow me to introduce the Rollerskating Schlepper Brothers: Toad, Sleazy and Zip—mes assistants stupides.
 * Zip, Zip, Zip. There is no longer black or white, good or evil. "Evil" spelt backwards is "Live", and we all want to do that, now, don't we?
 * My vengeance...DESTROY THEM ALL!
 * She can SING or she can SCREAM! (inhales psychotically, then immediately calms) But she still pissed me off.
 * The magic of one voice! One heart! One song! But there is no "ONE"!

Omar

 * Welcome to the modest house of Mok.
 * [apologising to Toad] I'm sorry...dogbreath!

Angel

 * Now I have revealed exactly why I'm here. I'll be your Angel, if you want to see... how perfect...sharing love with an angel can be.
 * If I can sing it up, I can sing it back.

Stretch

 * That was my car...my wheels...my Voltage wagon!

Dizzy

 * Get a grip on yourself, Dizzy...uh-oh. We're not gonna die...oh yes, we are...!
 * Just remember, Omar: it's not Ohmtown, it's Nuke York.

Cindy

 * Sometimes these brothers of mine really burn my buns, too! They keep this place locked up tighter than a hummingbird's tweet.

Other

 * Narrator: [reading blue text over black screen] The war was over. The only survivors were street animals: dogs, cats and rats. From them, a new race of mutants evolved. That was a long time ago... [thunder crashes, text then scrolls] Mok, a legendary super-rocker, has retired to Ohmtown. There, his computers work at deciphering an ancient code which would unlock a doorway between this world and another dimension. Obsessed with his dark experiment, Mok himself searches for the last crucial component... [as scrolling text fades, next line zooms on screen] a very special voice.

Taglines

 * The Beauty...The Beast...The Beat.
 * Sound you can see in the movie you can feel!

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User talk:67.161.14.127

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Talk:Star Trek: Voyager

Cleanup completed, article just needs some more quotes in their appropriate place. If you're not sure what episode your quote is from, then leave it in the Unknown Section and someone will move it. (Allriffnoraff 14:27, 21 May 2006 (UTC))

The unkown quote.
The quote

Seska: Federation rules. Federation nobility. Federation compassion? Do you understand that if we were on a Cardassian ship we'd be home now!

Is from Episode 10 seaon 1, "State of flux". Just a heads up.

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User talk:144.137.52.231

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. InvisibleSun 16:52, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

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User:Eisenhower~enwikiquote

Hi.

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User talk:88.111.98.146

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. InvisibleSun 18:34, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

You have been temporarily blocked from editing for vandalising Wikiquote. If you wish to make useful contributions, you are welcome to come back after the block expires. InvisibleSun 18:43, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:217.199.101.97

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Caligula

Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (31 August 12 – 24 January 41), most commonly known as Caligula, was the third Roman Emperor and a member of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, ruling from 37 to 41. "Caligula" was actually a childhood nickname meaning "Little [Soldier's] boots" that he came to hate.

Quotes

 * Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet!
 * Would that the Roman people had but one neck!
 * As quoted in The Twelve Caesars: Gaius Caligula by Suetonius, section 30, as translated by Alexander Thomson.

Disputed

 * Oderint, dum metuant.
 * Let them hate me, so that they will but fear me.
 * Quoted in The Tyrants : 2500 Years of Absolute Power and Corruption (2006), p. 27 London: Quercus Publishing, ISBN 1905204965, these derive from a statement by Suetonius, included below, in which he states these words were often used by Caligula, but imply that he was quoting the tragedian Accius.

 * Variant translation: Let them hate (me) so long as they fear (me).
 * There is no question as to who her father is then.
 * Upon hearing that his daughter, Julia Drusilla had clawed out another child's eyes
 * Vivo!
 * I live.
 * Allegedly his dying words. Vivo! (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus).
 * Translation: I live!

Quotes about Caligula

 * If Gods are made in the image of men, cosmogonies reflect the forms of terrestrial states. In an empire ruled absolutely by one man the notion of an universe under the control of a single God seemed obvious and reasonable.... The Christian God was a magnified and somewhat flattering portrait of Tiberius and Caligula.
 * Aldous Huxley, One and Many. Also quoted in Ram Swarup, On Hinduism: Reviews and Reflections (2000), Ch. 5

 * Virtually everything known about Caligula comes from hostile sources that portray him as a bloodthirsty maniac. Even allowing for exaggeration, there is no doubt that he never hesitated to torment or kill the common people, the ruling elite, or even his own family. His destructive reign was ended by assassination.
 * Clive Foss, The Tyrants: 2500 Years of Absolute Power and Corruption, London: Quercus Publishing, 2006, ISBN 1905204965, p. 148

 * Caligula ascended the imperial throne as the young darling of the Romans — and ended his four-year reign with a reputation as an insanely cruel tyrant. Capricious, politically inept and militarily incompetent, sexually ambiguous and perversely incestuous, he went from beloved prince to butchered psychopath in a reign that quickly slid into humiliation, murder and madness.
 * Simon Sebag Montefiore, Monsters: History's Most Evil Men and Women (2008), p. 27

 * The life of Caligula demonstrated how much the imperial system created by Augustus, whilst preserving the trappings of the Republic, had actually concentrated absolute power in the hands of one man. Caligula stripped away the veneer of constitutional restraint and flaunted his total authority over his subjects in the most capriciously horrific manner. Caligula personifies the immorality, bloodlust and insanity of absolute power.
 * Simon Sebag Montefiore, Monsters: History's Most Evil Men and Women (2008), p. 30

Suetonius

 * Quotes from The Twelve Caesars: Gaius Caligula by Suetonius as translated by Alexander Thomson

 * "I am nursing a viper for the Roman people, and a Phaëthon for the whole world."
 * Tiberius, as quoted in The Twelve Caesars: Gaius Caligula by Suetonius, section 11, as translated by Robert Graves.

 * Having punished one person for another, by mistaking his name, he said, "he deserved it quite as much." He had frequently in his mouth these words of the tragedian,
 * Oderint dum metuant. I scorn their hatred, if they do but fear me.
 * This account can be taken to imply that Caligula quoted someone else in saying this, but the above and a slight variant "Let them hate me as long as they fear me" have often been quoted as a statement original to the Emperor.

 * He devised a novel and unheard of kind of pageant; for he bridged the gap between Baiae and the mole at Puteoli, a distance of about thirty-six hundred paces, by bringing together merchant ships from all sides and anchoring them in a double line, afterwards a mound of earth was heaped upon them and fashioned in the manner of the Appian Way. Over this bridge he rode back and forth for two successive days... know that many have supposed that Gaius devised this kind of bridge in rivalry of Xerxes, who excited no little admiration by bridging the much narrower Hellespont; others, that it was to inspire fear in Germany and Britain, on which he had gardens, by the fame of some stupendous work. But when I was a boy, I used to hear my grandfather say that the reason for the work, as revealed by the emperor's confidential courtiers, was that Thrasyllus the astrologer had declared to Tiberius, when he was worried about his successor and inclined towards his natural grandson, that Gaius had no more chance of becoming emperor than of riding about over the gulf of Baiae with horses.

Philo

 * Quotes from.

 * But in the eighth month a severe disease attacked Gaius who had changed the manner of his living which was a little while before, while Tiberius was alive, very simple and on that account more wholesome than one of great sumptuousness and luxury; for he began to indulge in abundance of strong wine and eating of rich dishes, and in the abundant license of insatiable desires and great insolence, and in the unseasonable use of hot baths, and emetics, and then again in winebibbing and drunkenness, and returning gluttony, and in lust after boys and women, and in everything else which tends to destroy both soul and body, and all the bonds which unite and strengthen the two; for the rewards of temperance are health and strength, and the wages of intemperance are weakness and disease which bring a man near to death.
 * II, sec. 14.

 * You [=Caligula], O most wretched of men! having filled every continent and every island with good laws, and principles of justice, and wealth, and comfort, and prosperity, and abundance of other blessings, you, wretched man, full of all cowardice and iniquity, who have emptied every city of all the things which can conduce to stability and prosperity, and have made them full of everything which leads to trouble and confusion, and the most utter misery and desolation.
 * XII, sec. 90.

 * But the madness and frenzy to which he gave way were so preposterous, and so utterly insane, that he went even beyond the demigods, and mounted up to and invaded the veneration and worship paid to those who are looked upon as greater than they, as the supreme deities of the world, Mercury, and Apollo, and Mars.
 * XIII, sec. 93.

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Talk:Great Expectations (1998 film)

Um, I was looking for quotes from Great Expectations, which has little to do with paining or a character named Finn or an Uncle Joe (Joe wasn't anyone's uncle.)
 * This is the quote page for the 1998 movie version of Great Expectations. What you're looking for is on the Charles Dickens page, which includes quotes from the actual book.  InvisibleSun 01:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 * Thanks, but shouldn't this be changed to Great Expectations (1998 movie) for clarification? im not familiar with disambinguation rules in Wikiquote, but maybe you could disambiguate or provide a "For Dickens quotes, see Dickens" or similar.

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Great Expectations (2011 TV serial)

Great Expectations is a three-part BBC television drama adaptation by Sarah Phelps of the Charles Dickens novel of the same name. Starring Ray Winstone as Magwitch, Gillian Anderson as Miss Havisham, Douglas Booth as Pip, Vanessa Kirby as Estella and David Suchet as Jaggers. The adaptation was first broadcast on British television over the Christmas period in 2011.

Part 1

 * [Young Pip walks in Miss Havisham's room]
 * Miss Havisham: Look closer if you wish.
 * [Young Pip goes near the butterfly collection]
 * Miss Havisham: My brother's collection. He went to the furthest reaches of the earth in his quest for the purest specimen of beauty. And when he found it, he stuck a pin through its heart. He's dead now. Cholera. In the tropics. Struck down in his relentless pursuit of beauty. Perhaps it was beauty's revenge, to stop his heart when he had stopped so many others.

 * Miss Havisham: Do you think beauty is a destroyer of men, Pip?
 * Young Pip: I can't be sure, Miss.
 * Miss Havisham: We must hope so.

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Talk:Great Expectations (2011 TV serial)

See Great Expectations (disambiguation).


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User talk:68.44.225.48

Wikiquote exists for the collecting of notable quotations of famous people and famous works. When people are not interested in responsibly contributing to the development of the project incidents of their deliberate vandalism can result in IP addresses being blocked from editing. ~ Kalki 03:57, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:222.153.78.158

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