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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the sixth book in the Harry Potter series, written by J.K. Rowling. It was first published in 2005.

Dumbledore, Albus

 * "No, I thought not. You have not asked me, for instance, what is my favorite jam, to check that I am not an impostor. For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry... although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to find out my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."
 * "The Prophet is bound to report the truth occasionally," said Dumbledore, "if only accidentally."
 * "Don’t you see? Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back!"
 * "Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth."
 * "There is nothing to be feared from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness... It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."
 * (after drinking an emerald potion) "KILL ME!"
 * (as Harry tells him "Don't worry.") "I am not worried, Harry, I am with you."

Granger, Hermione
(Ron) Essence of Insanity?
 * Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
 * Oh, come on, Harry, it's not Quidditch that's popular, it's you! You've never been more interesting, and frankly, you've never been more fanciable.
 * You've said to us once before that there was a time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?
 * (Describing why Ron failed the Apparition test) It was really unlucky, a tiny thing, the examiner just spotted that he'd left half an eyebrow behind...
 * (When Harry decides to go down to bury Aragog instead of getting the memory from Slughorn) This is Felix Felicis, I suppose? You haven't got another little bottle full of - I don't know -

Lovegood, Luna

 * The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic with a combination of dark magic and gum disease.
 * (after Harry invites her to Slughorn's party) Ooh, yes, I'd love to! Is that why you dyed your eyebrows, for the party? Should I do mine, too?
 * 'Oh, hello Harry,' said Luna. 'Did you know one of your eyebrows is bright yellow?'
 * I thought at first it was Moaning Myrtle in there, but it turned out to be Hermione.
 * I enjoyed the [D.A.] meetings too. It was like having friends.

Malfoy, Draco

 * Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.
 * You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored'— whatever they call you these days.
 * I'll be moving on to bigger and better things.
 * You don't know what I'm capable of, you don't know what I've done!
 * I haven't got any options! I've got to do it! He'll kill me! He'll kill my whole family!

Potter, Harry

 * He even felt that he could endure Filch's wheezy criticisms of his tardiness, and rants about how his time-keeping would improve with the regular application of thumbscrews.
 * He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him. [about Albus Dumbledore]
 * [Harry thinks] how they had talked about fighting a losing battle, and that it was important to fight, and to fight again, and to keep fighting, to keep evil at bay, though never quite eradicated.
 * Excellent. Really excellent. Right...I'm going down to Hagrid's.
 * [Harry] Yes. [Snape] Yes, sir. [Harry] There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.
 * [To Narcissa Malfoy] Going to get a few Death Eater pals to do us in, are you?
 * [To Ronald Weasley] Nice. Classy. You should definitely wear it in front of Fred and George.

[Professor] Slughorn, Horace

 * Snape! Snape! I taught him! I thought I knew him!
 * MERLIN'S BEARD!
 * Harry, m-boy!
 * Dumbledore put you up to this, didn't he? Didn't he?
 * Harry, I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!
 * Don't use that name!

[Professor] Snape, Severus

 * Avada Kedavra! (the Killing Curse, used to kill Dumbledore)
 * It is finished.
 * DON'T CALL ME COWARD!
 * Your father only took me on when it was four to one. What would you call him?
 * And—forgive me—you speak of dangers… you were facing six teenagers, were you not?
 * You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? Yes. I'm the Half-Blood Prince.

Warbeck, Celestina

 * Oh, come and stir my cauldron, And if you do it right I'll boil you up some hot, strong love To keep you warm tonight.

Weasley, George

 * Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks.

Weasley, Ginny

 * [To Ron] What about you and Lavender, thrashing about like a pair of eels all over the place?
 * [To Harry] Looking for Ron? He's over there, the filthy hypocrite.
 * [When Harry broke up with her] It's for some stupid, noble reason, isn't it?
 * [A tattoo she said was on Harry's Chest] I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho.
 * [Ron's tattoo] A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.
 * [When Harry defends Fleur] I suppose you like the ways Phlegm says "'Arry", do you?
 * [On her boyfriend, Dean] ...last time I looked, he was definitely one boy, not five.
 * Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented...at posing...

Weasley, Ronald

 * Professor McGonagall: Why is it when something bad happens, it's always you three?.. Ron: Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself the exact same thing for the past six years.*

 * Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
 * Hope you hammer McLag — I mean — Smith.
 * Believe me, being dead will have improved him a lot. (about Aragog)
 * Thanks-er, why do I need socks?
 * We're with you whatever happens.
 * Er-my-nee (sleeping)
 * I'm tall. (said Ron, inconsequentially.)
 * Listen, no bloke in his right mind's gonna fancy Tonks when Fleur's around. I mean, Tonks is OK-looking when she isn't doing stupid things to her hair and her nose...
 * [On Tonks] Every time I've seen her she's looked more like Moaning Myrtle.
 * Sounds like the sort of mental thing Dumbledore would say.
 * [On his OWL results] Only failed Divination and History of Magic, and who cares about them?
 * Mum, do you honestly think You-Know-Who's going to be hiding behind a bookshelf in Flourish and Blotts?
 * I hope Luna always commentates from now on. Loser's Lurgy....
 * [after being released from the Levicorpus spell in the morning] Next time, I'd rather you set the alarm clock.

Lord Voldemort

 * Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

Other
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 * [Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes advertisement]

Narrator

 * But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew — and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents — that there was all the difference in the world.
 * Harry looked around; there was Ginny running towards him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her.
 * And he knew, without knowing how he knew it, that the phoenix had gone, had left Hogwarts for good, just as Dumbledore had left the school, had left the world... had left Harry.
 * Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.

Dialogue

 * Romilda Vane: Hi, Harry! I'm Romilda, Romilda Vane. Why don't you come join us in our carriage. You don't have to sit with them.
 * [indicating Neville and Luna]
 * Harry Potter: [coldly] They're friends of mine.
 * Romilda Vane: ...Oh! Okay.
 * [They leave.]
 * Luna Lovegood: People expect you to have cooler friends than us.
 * Harry Potter: You are cool. None of them was at the Ministry. They didn't fight with me.
 * Luna Lovegood: That's a very nice thing to say.

 Harry Potter: There are bodies in here! Albus Dumbledore: Yes, but we do not need to worry about them at the moment. Harry Potter: At the moment? Albus Dumbledore: Not while they are merely drifting peacefully below us. There is nothing to be feared from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything to fear from the darkness. Lord Voldemort, who of course secretly fears both, disagrees. But once again he reveals his own lack of wisdom. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

 Severus Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicising non-verbal spells, Potter? Harry Potter: Yes. Snape: Yes, Sir. Potter: There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor.

 Phineas Nigellus: I can't see why the boy should be able to do it better than you, Dumbledore. Albus Dumbledore: I wouldn't expect you to, Phineas.

 Severus Snape: ...and of course, as Potter so wisely tells us, are transparent. Ron Weasley: Well, what Harry said is the most useful if we're trying to tell them apart! When we come face to face with one down a dark alley we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, "Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?"

 Prime Minister: But for heaven's sake, you're wizards! You can do magic! Surely you can sort out... well... anything! Cornelius Fudge: The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.

 Mrs. Weasley: Promise me you'll look after yourself ... stay out of trouble... Harry Potter: I always do, Mrs. Weasley, I like a quiet life, you know me.

 Harry Potter: What did you have to imitate her [Hermione] for? Ron Weasley: She laughed at my moustache! Harry Potter: So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

 Mrs. Weasley: Arthur, is that you? Mr. Weasley: Yes. But I would say that even if I were a Death Eater, dear. Ask the question! Mrs. Weasley: Oh, honestly... Mr. Weasley: Molly! Mrs. Weasley: All right, all right... What is your dearest ambition? Mr. Weasley: To find out how aeroplanes stay up. '''[Mrs. Weasley goes to open the door]''' Mr. Weasley: Molly! I've got to ask you your question first! Mrs. Weasley: Arthur, really, this is just silly... Mr. Weasley: What do you like me to call you when we're alone together? '''[Mrs. Weasley's face turns bright red]''' Mrs. Weasley: [whisper] Mollywobbles. Mr. Weasley: Good.

 Ginny Weasley: I wouldn't go in the kitchen just now. There's a lot of Phlegm around. Harry Potter: I'll be careful not to slip in it.

 Ron Weasley: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow. Harry Potter: I figured that much out for myself, funnily enough.

 Ron Weasley: Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since. Harry Potter: Yeah, well, passing over Fred's left buttock— Fred Weasley: I beg your pardon?

 [After seeing a memory of Dumbledore's first encounter with the 11-year old Voldemort] Harry Potter: Did you know then, sir? Albus Dumbledore: Did I know I'd just met the most dangerous Dark Wizard of all time?

 Harry Potter: He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through. Albus Dumbledore: How very rude of him. Harry Potter: I told him I was. Albus Dumbledore: I am very touched, Harry.

 Ginny Weasley: Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest. Harry Potter: What did you tell her? Ginny Weasley: I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho. Harry Potter: Thanks, and what did you tell her Ron's got? Ginny Weasley: A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.

 Narrator: Harry looked around; there was Ginny running towards him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her. Harry looked around and saw Ron. Ron [Shrugging his shoulders]:"Well, if you must..."

 Professor Trelawney: Everything went pitch-black and the next thing I knew I was being hurled headfirst out of the room! Harry Potter: And you didn't see that coming? Professor Trelawney: No, as I say it was pitch- [Glares at Harry angrily]

 Harry Potter: We're nearly there...I can Apparate us both back...don't worry... Albus Dumbledore: I am not worried, Harry. I am with you.

Rufus Scrimgeour: I see you are— Harry Potter: Dumbledore's man through and through. That's right.

Harry Potter: Ginny, listen... I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together. Ginny Weasley: It's for some stupid, noble reason, isn't it?

 Mrs. Weasley: [Talking about Bill after being bitten by Greyback] Of course, it doesn't matter how he looks...It's not r-really important... but he was a very handsome little b-boy... always very handsome... and he was g-going to be married! Fleur Delacour: And what do you mean by zat? What do you mean, 'e was going to be married? Mrs. Weasley: Well - only that- Fleur Delacour: You theenk Bill vill not wish to marry me anymore? You theenk, because of zees bites, he vill not love me? Mrs. Weasley: No, that's not what I - Fleur Delacour: Because 'e vill! It would take more zan a werewolf to stop Bill loving me!

 Remus Lupin: I am not being ridiculous. Tonks deserves somebody young and whole. Mr. Weasley: But she wants you. And after all, Remus, young and whole men do not necessarily remain so.

 Nymphadora Tonks: (with a strained voice, to Lupin) You see? She'll marry him, even though he's been attacked! She doesn't care! Remus Lupin: Bill won't be a complete werewolf... don't compare... The cases are totally... Nymphadora Tonks: But I don't care either, I don't care! And I've told you a million times!

 Hermione Granger: She's going to ban you from the library if you're not careful. Why did you have to bring that stupid book, anyway? Harry Potter: It's not my fault she's barking mad, Hermione. Or do you think she overheard you talking about Filch? I always knew there was something going on between them... Hermione Granger: Oh ha, ha.

 Hermione Granger: This is Felix Felicis, I suppose? You haven't got another little bottle full of - I don't know - Ron Weasley: Essence of Insanity?

 Harry Potter: Where are you going? Draco Malfoy: Yeah, I'm really going to tell you, because it's your business, Potter. You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for "The Chosen Captain" - "The Boy Who Scored" - whatever they call you these days.

 Vernon Dursley: I don't mean to be rude... Albus Dumbledore: ...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

 Harry Potter: But if I keep popping in and out of the Ministry, won't it look like I approve of what they're doing? Rufus Scrimgeour: It would give everyone a boost to think that- Harry Potter: No, sorry. I don't think that will work. I don't like some of the things the Ministry are doing. Locking up Stan Shunpike, for one. Rufus Scrimgeour: I would not expect you to understand. These are dangerous times. You are sixteen years old- Harry Potter: Dumbledore's a lot older than sixteen, and he doesn't think Stan should be locked up either. You're making Stan a scapegoat, just like you're trying to make me a mascot! Later. Rufus Scrimgeour: I see. You prefer - like your hero Dumbledore - to disassociate yourself from the Ministry. Harry Potter: I don't want to be used. Rufus Scrimgeour: Some would say it's your duty to be used by the Ministry! Harry Potter: Yeah, and others might say it's your duty to check people actually are Death Eaters before you chuck them in prison! You're doing what Barty Crouch did. You never get it right, you people, do you?! Either we've got Fudge, pretending everything's lovely while people get murdered under their noses, or we've got you, putting the wrong people in prison and pretending you've got the Chosen One working for you! Rufus Scrimgeour: So you're not the Chosen One? Harry Potter: I thought you said it didn't matter either way. Rufus Scrimgeour: I shouldn't have said that. It was careless. It was- Harry Potter: No, it was honest. One of the only honest things you've said to me. You don't care if I live or die, but you do care I convince everyone you're winning the war against Voldemort. I haven't forgotten, Minister... Narrator: Harry raised his right hand and showed the words, shining white, that Dolores Umbridge had forced him to carve into his own hand: I must not tell lies. Harry Potter: I don't remember you coming to my aid when I was trying to tell everyone Voldemort was back! The Ministry wasn't so keen to be pals last year!

 Ron Weasley: So Snape was offering to help him? He was definitely offering to help him? Harry Potter: If you ask that once more, I'm going to stick this sprout --

 Hepzibah Smith: How do I look? Hokey the house-elf: Lovely, madam Narrator: Harry could only assume that it was down in Hokey's contract that she must lie through her teeth when asked this question, because Hepzibah Smith looked a long way from lovely in his opinion.

 Narcissa Malfoy: I see that being Dumbledore's favorite has given you a false sense of security, Harry Potter. But Dumbledore won't always be there to protect you. Harry Potter: Wow...look at that...he's not here now! So why don't you have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!

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Tim Collins

Colonel Timothy Thomas Cyril Collins OBE (born April 1960 in Belfast, Northern Ireland) is a former colonel in the British Army. He is best known for his role in the Iraq War, and his inspirational eve-of-battle speech, a copy of which apparently hangs in the White House.

Eve-of-battle Speech
Rules of Engagement: A Life in Conflict Collins, Tim; Headline Publishing; 2005
 * This is Collins' pre-war speech as recorded by Sarah Oliver, a British journalist embedded with 1st Battalion Royal Irish Regiment during Operation Telic and included in Collins' autobiographical account of the Iraq War

 * We are going to Iraq to liberate and not to conquer. We will not fly our flags in their country. We are entering Iraq to free a people - and the only flag that will be shown in that ancient land will be their own. Show respect for them.

 * The enemy knows this moment is coming too. Some have resolved to fight and others wish to survive. Be sure to distinguish between them. There are some who are alive at this moment, who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send; as for the others, I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose. But if you are ferocious in battle, remember to be magnanimous in victory.

 * Iraq is steeped in history; it is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham. Tread lightly there.

 * In the near future you will see things that no man could pay to see, and you will have to go a long way to meet a more decent, generous and upright people than the Iraqis. You will be embarassed by the hospitality they will offer you, even though they have nothing. Don't treat them as refugees in their own country. Their children will be poor. In years to come they will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought by you.

 * If there are casualties of war, then remember that when they got up this morning and got dressed they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them with due reverence and properly mark their graves.

 * It remains my foremost intention to bring every single one of you out alive. But there may be those among us who will not see the end of this campaign. We will put them in their sleeping bags and send them back. There will be no time for sorrow.

 * The enemy should be in no doubt that we are his Nemesis and we are bringing about his rightful destruction. There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls and they are stoking the fires of Hell for Saddam. He and his forces will be destroyed for what they have done to their people. As they die, they will know that it is their deeds that have brought them to this place. Show them no pity. It is a big step to take another human life. It is not to be done lightly. I know of men who have taken life needlessly in other conflicts. I can assure you that they live with the mark of Cain upon them.

 * If someone surrenders to you, remember that they have that right in international law, and ensure that one day they go home to their family. The ones who wish to fight … well, we aim to please. Remember, however, that if you harm your regiment or its history by over-enthusiasm in killing, or cowardice, know that it is your family who will suffer. You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest order, for your deeds will follow you down through history. We will bring shame on neither our uniforms nor our nation.

 * As for chemical and biological weapons, I believe the threat is very real. We know that the order to use these weapons has been delegated down to regional commanders. That means he has already taken the decision to use them. Therefore it is not a question of if, it is a question of when they attempt this. If we survive the first strike, we will survive the attack.

 * As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home safely and leave Iraq a better place for us having been there. Our business now is north. Good luck."

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Batman Forever

Batman Forever (Warner Bros., 1995) is the third feature film in the Burton/Schumacher series of films based on the DC Comics character Batman.
 * Directed by Joel Schumacher, and written by Lee Batchler, Janet Scott Batchler, and Akiva Goldman. Based on DC Comics characters created by Bob Kane.

Courage now, truth always... Taglines

Harvey Dent/Two-Face

 * One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why why why why why why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!
 * [After flipping his coin to decide whether to kill someone] Ah, fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses, or in your case, beer and pizza!
 * The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...IS DRIVING US INSANE!!
 * WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!
 * [After Robin saves him so he can be imprisoned] Oh, good boy. Good boy. The Bat has taught you very well to be noble. [pulls out a hidden gun and points it at Robin's face] Stupid, but noble.
 * [before falling to his death] Yes, of course you're right, Bruce. Emotions are always the enemy of true justice...thank you...you've always been a good friend.

Edward Nygma/The Riddler

 * [sees Bruce Wayne entering from cubicle] Oh my God, it's him! [to himself] I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner.
 * [after knocking out Stickley with a kettle] Caffeine'll KILL YA!
 * I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. [laughs] Beautiful! [Takes one of his boxes and puts it on the dark side of the room] It's so dark and gothic and disgustingly decadent [Gestures Spice over with a snarl, then takes a box to the light side]... yet so bright and chipper and conservative! [Urges Sugar over with a whistle] [Back to the dark side; speaking sinisterly] It's so you... [to the light side, speaking operatic] And yet so you! Very few people are both a summer and a winter, but... you pull it off quite nicely.
 * Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?!
 * This is your brain on the Box. This is my brain on the Box! DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!
 * JOYGASM!!
 * Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?
 * Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five!
 * [Two-Face is about to finish off Bruce Wayne] NO!! Don't kill him. If you kill him...he won't learn nothing.
 * Your entrance was good; his was better. The difference? Showmanship!
 * Now...the real game begins!

Dick Grayson/Robin

 * [kicks Two-Face] That was for my mother! [hits Two-Face again] My father! [punches Two-Face] My brother! And this one's for me! [headbutts Two-Face]

Alfred Pennyworth

 * Broken wings mend in time. One day, Robin will fly again.
 * [discussing Dick with Bruce] Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose.

Dialogue

 * Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
 * Batman: I'll get drive-thru.

 * Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you, my friend?
 * Bank Guard: Are you gonna kill me?
 * Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject. Are you a gambling man? What say we flip for it?

 * Batman: I read your work. Insightful. Naive, but insightful.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a superhero's night table.

 * Commissioner Gordon: [about Two-Face] Can we reason with him? He's holding innocent people hostage up there.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: It won't do any good. He'll slaughter them without thinking twice.
 * Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim...
 * Meridian: [interrupting] ...in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply.
 * Batman: Exactly.
 * Dr. Meridian: Like you. [off his look] Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.
 * Batman: Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
 * Dr. Meridian: [more intrigued] Really? I did not know that. You are interesting...and call me 'Chase'. [Batman looks back up to the bank, Meridian does the same. As she looks up, Batman then walks away] By the way, do you have a first name, or do we just call you "Bats"? [turns and sees Batman is no longer there]

 * Edward Nygma: Okay Now I've got it! Ha! "Too many questions. There's too many questions. Too many..." I'll show you it works!
 * Fred Stickley: What the hell is going on here? I told you this project is terminated! I'm calling Security!
 * Edward Nygma: [knocks Stickley unconscious with a coffee pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!

 * Edward Nygma: Rise and shine, little guinea pig.
 * Fred Stickley: What are you doing, Nygma? Untie me!
 * Edward Nygma: This won't hurt. At least, I don't think it will.
 * Fred Stickley: What are you doing? Nygma, you touch that switch and...
 * Edward Nygma: Which one? this? Losing resolution. More power! [demonstrating his brain wave invention] "EDWARD NYGMA, COME ON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON BRAIN DRAIN!" Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside Thick Skull Number One! "What have we got for him, Johnny?" [laughs] Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? MAYBE! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius! No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mines comes with the power of yours! [parodying "Top Hat, White Tie and Tails"] I'm sucking up your IQ, vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain! [dances to a techno music tune] FRED! [lip noises; shuts off his machine and Stickley goes back to normal; gasping and laughing] What a rush!
 * Fred Stickley: What the hell just happened?
 * Edward Nygma: A very surprising side effect! While you were mesmerized by my 3D TV...I utilized your neural energy to grow smarter. [kisses his invention's helmet as he puts it back on the mannequin head]
 * Fred Stickley: [last words] Bruce Wayne was right! You demented, bizarre, unethical toad! It is brain manipulation! I'm reporting you to the FCC, the Human Experimentation Board, the AMI, and the police! [Edward grabs the chair that Stickley is strapped to and drags it far to face the window] You are going up on charges, to court, to jail, and then to a mental institution for the rest of your twisted little life! But first and foremost, Nygma, you are fired! Do you hear me?! FIRED!
 * Edward Nygma: [ominously] Oh...I don't think so. [pushes Stickley's chair forward, sending it crashing through the window. Stickley dangles over the edge, with only the helmet's power cord, attached to the power grid, keeping from falling] HANG ON! [rushes forward and grabs him] Fred...BABE!...You are fired, or should I say...terminated? [takes off the helmet and lets Stickley fall to his death] SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNA! [a splash is heard] Oooooh, nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze! [laughs evilly] Questions, Mr. Wayne? My work raises too many questions? [goes back to his workstation and goes up to the security camera monitoring it, speaking into it] Why hasn't anybody...put you in your place? [covers the camera with his hand]

 * Two-Face: Ladies, you spoil us! We're of two minds about what to eat first. [Riddler enters behind him and loudly drives his cane into the floor] What?!
 * The Riddler: I hope you made extra.
 * Two-Face: Who the hell are you?
 * The Riddler: Just a friend. But you can call me...the Riddler.
 * Two-Face: [grabs Riddler by the collar] We'll call you dead, is more like it! How did you find us here?! Talk!
 * The Riddler: But then if I talked, what would keep you from slaying me, O Segregated One? [looks at Two-Face's disfigurement] By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking.
 * Two-Face: Oh? [puts a pistol to Riddler's head] Let's see if you bleed green!
 * The Riddler: Harvey! [spice laughs mischievously] I don't think it's me you really want to kill. That'd be too easy for someone as powerful as you...and you. But Batman... [gasps] Now, there's a challenge! Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea! [Two-Face feigns modesty] Just think of it, a few bullets hit home, a quick splash of blood, and then what? Wet hands...Post-homicidal depression. [feigns whimpering] Why not humiliate him first, expose his frailties, and then when he's at his weakest...CRUSH HIM! [Two-Face chuckles] I can see that...sparkle in your left eye. [whispering] I can help you get Batman. That is, if you'll...spare my life for just a few moments.
 * Two-Face: [cocks his head in amusement and puts his gun away] Eh... [puts Riddler down]
 * The Riddler: Thank you. [normal voice. Walks further into lair] I simply love what you've done with this place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. [laughs] Splendid! [takes one of his boxes and puts it on the dark side of the room] It's so dark and gothic and disgustingly decadent [gestures Spice over with a snarl, then takes a box to the light side] ...yet so bright and chipper and conservative! [urges Sugar over with a whistle. Back to the dark side; speaking sinisterly] It's so you... [to the light side, speaking operatic] And yet so you! Very few people are both a summer and a winter, but...you pull it off quite nicely.
 * Two-Face: [shoots pistol at the ceiling, the bullet ricochets off-screen] What's your point, big boy?
 * The Riddler: Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?! [Two-Face puts his gun back to Riddler's head] This is the point. [shows brainwave gadget; activates it; camera shows Sugar and Spice being entranced to brainwave machine] This is how I found you. Let me demonstrate. [sticks gadget on Two-Face's forehead; Two-Face feels full power of the machine] This is your brain on the Box! This is my brain on the Box! [sticks gadget on his forehead] DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!?!
 * Two-Face: I'll have a bit more, thank you. [reaches for the gadget, but Riddler pulls it away]
 * The Riddler: Oh, there's more, but only the first one's free. Here's the bargain: you will help me steal production capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town and become Gotham's cleverest carbon-based lifeform! And in return... [goes to Two-Face] ...is everybody paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is...Batman?
 * Two-Face: Hmm...You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into powder. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition. [holds up his coin] Therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damn head off!

 * Alfred Pennyworth: May I help you, Master Grayson?
 * Dick Grayson: How come this is the only locked door in this museum? What've you got back here?
 * Alfred Pennyworth: Master Wayne's dead wives. [Dick gives him a look] The silver closet. On your way.

 * [Batman responds to the Bat-Signal]
 * Batman: Commissioner Gordon?
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: [appears] He's at home. I sent the signal.
 * Batman: What's wrong?
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night at the bank I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin: it's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited.
 * Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Bat-Signal is not a beeper.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was...purely professional.
 * Batman: You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
 * Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was boys with earrings. College; motorcycles, leather jackets. Now... [feels his suit, gasps] Black...rubber.
 * Batman: Try firemen, less to take off. [tries to leave]
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: [blocking his way] I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask. [putting her hands on Batman's cowl]
 * Batman: [taking her hands away] We all wear masks.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read?
 * Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine... [opens her coat to reveal a negligee] you bring your scarred psyche.
 * Batman: Direct, don't you?
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
 * Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.
 * [She leans in to kiss Batman, a sudden noise stops them. Commissioner Gordon arrives. Chase promptly puts her coat back on]
 * Commissioner Gordon: I saw the signal, what's going on?
 * Batman: Nothing. False alarm.
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: Are you sure?
 * [Batman gives a light grin, then jumps over the side of the building, falling and landing inside the Batmobile]
 * Batman: [sighs] Women.

 * The Riddler: Hey, Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy!
 * Two-Face: It's dirt simple, my boy. Ball up a fist, reach way back, and assert yourself. [punches out cop]
 * The Riddler: Ooh, that looks like fun! Lemme try, lemme try!
 * Two-Face: Ball up a fist...
 * The Riddler: [clenches fist] Ball up a fist!
 * Two-Face: Reach way back...
 * The Riddler: [winds up] Reach way back!
 * Two-Face: And assert yourself.
 * The Riddler: Assert- [punches another cop, but is ineffective] OW!

 * [Alfred brings an envelope to Bruce, who's watching news reports on the Riddler]
 * Alfred: Apparently you and Batman have a common enemy. That was with the morning mail. [Bruce opens the envelope, revealing another riddle, the camera cuts to the two of them in the Batcave] "The eight of us go forth, not back; to protect our king from a foe's attack."
 * Bruce Wayne: Chess pawns. Clock...match...all physical objects, man-made.
 * Alfred: Small in size, light in weight.
 * Bruce Wayne: What's the connection?
 * Alfred: With all due respect, sir, I believe that's why they call him "the Riddler".

 * Alfred: [in Bruce's monitor watch] I'm sorry to bother you, sir. But I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick.
 * Bruce: What? Is he alright?
 * Alfred: I'm afraid Master Dick has, uhm, gone traveling.
 * Wayne: He ran away?
 * Alfred: Actually, he took...the car.
 * Wayne: He boosted the Jag?
 * Alfred: Not the Jaguar. The other car.
 * Wayne: The Bentley?
 * Alfred: No, sir...the other car.

 * Dick Grayson: All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. He took my whole life. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you. And all the pain went away. Do you understand?
 * Bruce Wayne: Yes, I do.
 * Dick: Good, 'cause you gotta help me find him. And when we do, I'm the one who kills him.
 * Bruce: So, you're willing to take a life.
 * Dick: Long as it's Two-Face.
 * Bruce: Then it will happen this way: you make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why.
 * Dick: You can't understand. Your family wasn't killed by a maniac.
 * Bruce: Yes, they were. We're the same.
 * Dick: If we're the same, Bruce, help me. Train me, let me be your partner.
 * Bruce: No. I can't. You still have a choice.
 * Dick: Look, Bruce, I'm a part of this, whether you like it or not.

 * [As Two-Face and his thugs crash Edward Nygma's party]
 * Edward: You're ruining my big party! Are you INSANE?!
 * Two-Face: We're sick of waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy.
 * Edward: Patience, oh bifurcated one-
 * Two-Face: PATIENCE, HELL! WE WANT HIM DEAD! And nothing brings out the Batman like a little murder and mayhem, baby.
 * Edward: Well, at least you could have let me in on the caper! We could have organized this, planned it, presold the movie rights! [sees Batman crash through the ceiling] Your entrance was good; his was better. The difference? Showmanship!

 * Bruce: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!
 * Dick: You got a real gratitude problem, you know that Bruce. I need a name! "Batboy"? "Nightwing"? I dunno, what's a good sidekick name?
 * Bruce: How about "Dick Grayson, college student"?
 * Dick: Screw you! I just saved your life, you owe me.
 * Bruce: You were totally out of control. You're gonna get yourself killed.
 * Dick: Your looking at your new partner.
 * Bruce: No!
 * Dick: Bruce, whenever you go all night, I'll be watching and wherever Batman goes, I'm gonna be right beside him. I mean, how are you gonna stop me?
 * Bruce: I can stop you.
 * Dick: [hands Alfred his costume] Al, put this next to the Batsuit, where it belongs. [gives Bruce a look before leaving]
 * Bruce: [to Alfred] And you are encouraging him.
 * Alfred: Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose.

 * [Bruce and Alfred try to solve Riddler's Clues]
 * Bruce: "We're five little items of an every day sort; you'll find us all in a tennis court." In...a...E, I, O, U. Vowels.
 * Alfred: Not entirely unclever, sir. But, what do a clock, a match, chess pawns, and vowels have in common? What do these riddles mean?
 * Bruce: Every riddle has a number in the question and they write in this order: 13, 1, 8, and 5.
 * Alfred: 13, 1, 8, and 5.
 * Bruce: Maybe, perhaps, letters of the alphabet?
 * Alfred: Of course, 13 is M.
 * Bruce: 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E.
 * Alfred: M-A-H-E.
 * Bruce: Perhaps 1 and 8 are...18.
 * Alfred: 18 is R. M-R-E.
 * Bruce: [makes a realization] How about "Mr. E"?
 * Alfred: "Mystery".
 * Bruce: And another name for mystery?
 * Alfred: Enigma.
 * Bruce: "Mr. E-nigma". Edward Nygma. Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery.
 * Alfred: You really are quite bright, despite what people say.

 * Batman: [preparing to attack the Riddler's island] What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea? [activates the Bat-Boat] Or by air? [activates the Bat Wing]
 * Robin: [arriving] Why not both?
 * Batman: [looks over Robin's costume] Who's your tailor?
 * Alfred: I took the liberty, sir.
 * Batman: [notices Robin's logo] "R". What's that stand for?
 * Robin: [gives Alfred a look] "Robin". [Alfred smiles; looks back at Batman] Riddler and Two-Face make a pretty lethal combination. Figured you could use a hand.
 * Batman: Two against two are better odds.
 * Robin: I can't promise that I won't kill Harvey.
 * Batman: "Every man's got to go his own way." A friend told me that.
 * Robin: Not just a friend... [offers his hand]
 * Batman: A partner. [shakes Robin's hand]

 * [The Riddler and Two-Face play their own "Battleship" game, activating mines against Robin in the Batboat]
 * The Riddler: A-14!
 * [Two mines explode, Robin avoids the explosions]
 * Two-Face: Hit!
 * The Riddler: Sweet.
 * Two-Face: B-12!
 * [more mines explode, but Robin dodges them again]
 * The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin I might add.
 * [Two-Face pushes a button, Riddler chortles in anticipation, with Batman and Robin getting closer to NygmaTech]
 * Two-Face: Oh, that sinking feeling.
 * The Riddler: I like this game!
 * Two-Face: C-9! [the first mine jolts the Batboat, Robin quickly ejects out of the Batboat before the second mine explodes the Batboat]
 * The Riddler: AAH! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!
 * Two-Face: Who, me?
 * [The Riddler laughs manically as Two-Face wins the battleship]

 * Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
 * Batman: What?
 * Robin: The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
 * Batman: ...Oh.

 * The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
 * Batman: No more tricks, Edward.
 * The Riddler: Very well, then. Let's get real.
 * Batman: Release Chase. This is between you and me.
 * Two-Face: And me... ... and me!
 * Batman: You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and now you've devised a way to read minds.
 * The Riddler: You betcha! Soon my little "Box" will be on countless TVs around the world. Feeding me, credit card numbers, bank codes, sexual fantasies, and little white lies. Into my head they'll go. Victory is inevitable. For if knowledge is power...then a god...am...IIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! Was that over the top? I can never tell. By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak! Yours is the greatest riddle of all! Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants. Behind curtain...number one! The absolutely fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian! She enjoys hiking, manicures and foolishly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life...HA!
 * Two-Face: Heh!
 * The Riddler: And behind curtain number two! Fatman's one and only partner! This acrobat turned orphan like Saturday morning cartoons and dreams one day being...bare naked with a girl! and below these contestants...my personal favorite: A watery grave! Just one little touch...and five seconds later, these two date players are GULL FEED on the rocks below...Not enough time to save them both...Which one will it be, Batman? Bruce's love...or the Dark Knight's junior partner? [imitating clock timer]
 * Batman: There is no way for me to save them or myself...This is all one giant death trap.
 * The Riddler: Judges? [imitating buzzer sound] I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. But, thank you for playing.
 * Batman: Wait! I have a riddle for you.
 * The Riddler: For me?...Really? Tell me.
 * Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
 * The Riddler: [scoffs] Please! You're as blind as a bat!
 * Batman: Exactly! [throws a batarang into the Riddler's throne, destroying his machine]
 * The Riddler: Bummer!

 * [Defeated, The Riddler lies among the ruins of his machine, driven insane by the surge of brain power]
 * The Riddler: [delirious] Why? Why can't I kill you?! Too many questions, too many questions...
 * Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be, now...because I choose to be.
 * [Edward looks up at Batman, who then leans in, looking intently at Riddler. Suddenly, Riddler starts screaming in horror at the vision of a large bat flying at him]
 * The Riddler: AAAAHHH! AHHHHGH! AAAAGH!

 * [Last lines]
 * [Dr. Meridian is visiting Arkham Asylum]
 * Dr. Burton: Thank you for that responding to my request of my concentration, Dr. Meridian. Edward Nygma has been screaming for hours that he knows the true identity of Batman.
 * [Dr. Meridian goes to Edward's cell. It's dark and looks empty, with only some moonlight shining in overhead]
 * Dr. Chase Meridian: Edward?
 * Edward Nygma: [from the darkness, in a sing-song tone] Who...is it?
 * Chase: It's Dr. Meridian. Chase. Do you remember me?
 * Edward Nygma: How could I forget?
 * Chase: Dr. Burton tells me you know who Batman is.
 * Edward Nygma: I can't tell you unless you say "please".
 * Chase: Edward, please. Who is Batman?
 * Edward Nygma: [bursting into view] I'M BATMAN! [laughs manically as he flaps his arms like wings]
 * [Outside, Chase goes to Bruce, who's waiting outside, Alfred nearby with a car]
 * Chase: Your secret is safe. He is definitely a wacko.
 * Bruce: "Wacko". That a...technical term? [Chase chuckles slightly] Listen... [returns her Malaysian dream warden doll] I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream.
 * [They kiss, Alfred shakes his head with a smile]
 * Chase: Don't work too late.

Taglines

 * Courage now, truth always...
 * [from TV spot] The criminal in question. His accomplice in crime. A woman in danger. A partner in training. A hero in black.
 * [from TV spot] In a city where evil is everywhere, justice wears a mask.

Cast

 * Val Kilmer — Batman/Bruce Wayne
 * Jim Carrey — The Riddler/Edward Nygma
 * Tommy Lee Jones — Harvey Two-Face/Harvey Dent
 * Nicole Kidman — Dr. Chase Meridian
 * Chris O'Donnell — Robin/Dick Grayson
 * Michael Gough — Alfred Pennyworth
 * Pat Hingle as Commissioner Gordon

About Batman Forever

 * I also had to go around the world, because no one wanted another Batman movie. So I has to meet with all these distributors in Asia, I also a lot of the toys and merchandise had been returned, it was a loss or something on that. I had to go to toy fairs and toy conventions in Las Vegas, and I had to get up in front of all these people who didn’t want it and talk about how great this is going to be. I believed in it, I really did…
 * We had plenty of money to do what we wanted and we had wonderful people working on it. I thought the chemistry between Val and Nicole was great, and I thought Jim was just brilliant as Riddler. And Tommy Lee Jones, of course all you had to do was turn on the camera and you’re going to get a great performance. It was fun, it was so much fun and not a lot of expectation because of what had happened before and so many people didn’t want it. But the toy manufacturers, they were so great to me, they climbed on board. And then the head of Walmart came into the editing room with his entourage. They were dead serious. I showed them some cut-together scenes and some with Jim being hilarious, but they did not respond to anything. They just looked. And I thought, "Well we didn't make that sale," but they went to Bob Daly's office and ordered like $75 million worth of merchandise or something.
 * Joel Shumacher Talks 'Batman Forever' Legacy In Exclusive Interview, Mark Hughes, Forbes, 26 June 2015.

 * It was the biggest movie of the year and the cheapest “Batman” ever made. It cost under $100 million, with Val [Kilmer], Nicole [Kidman], even Jim [Carrey] was still coming up. “Batman Forever” was total passion. My bosses let me change Batman. Jim was inspired as the Riddler. Tom Lee Jones played Harvey Two Face. Drew Barrymore is in it. Debi Mazar plays a bad girl. It has a great cast and everyone did a great job. It was fun to create a “Batman” movie.
 * Joel Schumacher Q&A: Joel Schumacher on ‘Batman,’ Ben Affleck and the Batsuit Nipples, by Ramin Setoodeh, Variety, 11 October 2014.

 * It was at a restaurant and the maître d' said, 'Oh, I hear you're working with Tommy Lee Jones. He's over in the corner having dinner.' I went over and I said, 'Hey Tommy, how are you doing?' and the blood just drained from his face. And he got up shaking — he must have been in mid kill me fantasy or something like that. And he went to hug me and he said, 'I hate you. I really don't like you.' And I said, 'What's the problem?' and pulled up a chair, which probably wasn't smart. And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'
 * He might have been uncomfortable doing that work, too. That's not really his style of stuff.
 * Jim Carrey Tommy Lee Jones Really Hated Working With Jim Carrey on 'Batman Forever', by Ryan Parker, The Hollywood Reporter, 3 October 2017.

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Tru Calling

Tru Calling (2003–2005) is an American television show starring Eliza Dushku as Tru Davies, a medical-school graduate and morgue worker who finds herself periodically reliving the previous day whenever one of her "clients" asks her to save them from their fate.

Pilot [1.01]

 * Davis: It's called the crypt. It's where every unnatural death in the city comes to rest, waiting for an autopsy.
 * Tru: You said "unnatural death"?
 * Davis: Most of them. Because if there's even a hint that a death might be unnatural, murder, suicide, they come here.
 * Tru: So every crypt...
 * Davis: Has a body. That's right. Can you imagine the pain of losing someone before their time? Bottom line: most of these people shouldn't be dead yet.

 * Davis: You ever been to a morgue before?
 * Tru: Just once, when I was 12.
 * Davis: Well, that sounds like a story. Are you sure you're interested in wor... in working here? Because, I'll be honest, uh most girls as pretty as you that come here...well they're...they're dead.

 * Davis: Tru, why do I think you're not telling me the truth?
 * Tru: I know I shouldn't have looked through the files. I just have a few questions.
 * Davis: Oh what? About unsolved murders?
 * Tru: Exactly.
 * Davis: So let me get this straight. In the eight hours since you've started working here, you've decided to solve old cases? It's very ambitious. You know what I did today? I bought socks.

 * Harrison: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay? Is everything okay?
 * Tru: I'm having a day, Harrison. A day I would gladly explain to you if I thought I could but I can't, so I'm not even gonna try. And I heard another voice.
 * Harrison: Wait. I don't understand. You mean like, you mean like Mom?
 * Tru: No, not her. Someone else.
 * Harrison: Dead?
 * [Tru nods]
 * Harrison: Oh, boy.
 * Tru: And that's not even the half of it. Believe it or not, that's the half that makes sense. I-I just don't get it. Me of all people, why do they come to me?
 * Harrison: Maybe because they know that you'll listen.
 * Tru: Do you think I'm crazy?
 * Harrison: I never thought you were crazy.

 * Tru: [at her mother's grave] It's been the strangest day. An understatement, I know. Did you have anything to do with it? I don't know. I only know... I wish this day had come 10 years earlier. Then maybe I could've saved you too. Instead I'll wait... for others. Some who have needed me longer than most. So maybe I couldn't save you. Maybe, just maybe... this is your way of saving me.

Putting Out Fires [1.02]

 * Tru: You like being a firefighter?
 * Nick: Yeah, I like helping people.
 * Tru: You don't worry about how dangerous it is? You see it on the news all the time, a firefighter goes into the building...
 * Nick: I don't really think about it. Sometimes a job just chooses you, you know what I mean?
 * Tru: Yeah, I do.

 * Harrison: Hey, you okay?
 * Tru: Yeah. What could be wrong?
 * Harrison: Let's see, uh, last time we talked you told me that dead people were talking to you so, I thought I might be remiss if I didn't follow up.

 * Davis: Look, Tru, I know that the..the morgue is not exactly Party Central but don't worry, things will pick up.
 * Tru: Actually, that's what I'm afraid of.

 * Tru: I thought when you asked for help, it was for you. Now I know it was for Samantha. You saved her. Everyone's calling you a hero. I don't want to sound selfish...but I wanted both of you. You said your job was a chance to help people. All they have to do is ask. So is mine. So ask me, Nick. Please? I'm not leaving till you ask. So please ask me, Nick. Please, just ask.

 * Tru: I don't know if I can take this.
 * Gardez: Well, believe it or not, it actually gets easier. Besides I like to think they're going to a better place.
 * Tru: You believe that?
 * Gardez: Well, if you're gonna work here, you gotta believe it. Of course, the dead get off easy. It's the ones left behind that gotta deal with all the pain.

Brother's Keeper [1.03]

 * Tru: I don't work for your wife. I'm here to help you.
 * Andrew: Help me with what?
 * Tru: Live to see tomorrow.
 * Andrew: Is that a threat?
 * Tru: No, it's not. But if I'm gonna help you I need you to be honest with me.

 * Tru: I don't work for your wife. I'm here to help you.
 * Andrew: Help me with what?
 * Tru: Live to see tomorrow.
 * Andrew: Is that a threat?
 * Tru: No, it's not. But if I'm gonna help you I need you to be honest with me.

 * Harrison: She needs me, I love her, and she needs me.
 * Tru: You can't save her it's not your responsibility. You go there tonight you're gonna kill him.
 * Harrison: Fine, he deserves what he gets.
 * Tru: And then what, you end up where, in jail for life or worse?
 * Harrison: Well what, do want me to be like dad, stand by helplessly and watch the woman I love get murdered, is that what you want?
 * Tru: No, don't make her into mom either. Don't make this about saving mom. Harrison, look at me, would you look at me? 22 years old and one way or another I've lost everyone I've ever loved. Our mother to a bullet, our father to lack of interest, Meredith to coke and ambition; don't you see? I can't lose you too, otherwise I'll have no one left. I'm cursed because I can see the future. If you go there right now, I'll have no one. Without you I'm all alone.
 * Harrison: You will never lose me Tru... But I have to go. I gotta go.

 * Davis: We're all someplace for a reason, just sometimes we need to accept what that reason is.

 * Harrison: [to Tru when meeting Sarah] For the future, two topics are off-limits when meeting my new girlfriends: my exes and their exes.

Past Tense [1.04]

 * Tru: Why does everyone think I look like a stripper?

 * Harrison: What if tomorrow is just today, all over again?
 * Tru: Bite me, Harrison.

 * Harrison: Hey I took a semester of psych in high school. It's always about someone's mom.

 * Tru: Harrison, I came here to talk
 * Harrison: OK someone dies asked for help and you repeat a day, there we talked.
 * Tru: Not quite what I meant by talking.

Haunted [1.05]

 * Tru: You ever have one of the greatest days of your life, I mean a really, truly great day, and then just feel like the whole thing got erased?
 * Davis: You're assuming I've ever had a great day?

 * Davis: It's not easy is it, bearing the burden you do.
 * Tru: 'Scuse me?
 * Davis: Some call it a blessing others a curse some see it as more of a calling.
 * Tru: Davis.
 * Davis: I know more than you think I know Tru, about what you can do, about how you can help the dead, give them a chance at life. Have a seat Tru, it's time I told you what I know.

 * Harrison: Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like crap.
 * Tru: Thanks Harrison. I told you I've been up studying all night. Because in 45 minutes I'm going to be taking the biggest test of my life.
 * Harrison: Right! The Top Cats.
 * Tru: M-Cat.

 * Tru: The moon & the stars, it's the neighbor.
 * Bitchy neighbor: You don't know what you're saying.
 * Paige: For the first time in years I know exactly what I'm saying.
 * Bitchy Neighbor: Paige, Paige, you've always been a smart girl. Be smart now.
 * Paige: I'm a child, you son of a bitch, I was 9.

Star-Crossed [1.06]

 * Davis: So you're saying yesterday a guy and a girl went over a cliff in a car accident?
 * Tru: Yeah
 * Davis: Was I wearing this shirt?
 * Tru: Unfortunately, yes...

 * Luc: Are you okay?
 * Tru: No really, I'm insane because I'm about to walk out on a date that's actually working, but there's just somewhere I have to be.
 * Luc: Right now.
 * Tru: There are times when I do this, take off. I really wish I could explain it, but I guess I'm not your average 22 year old girl, whether you believe me or not. I'm gonna call you later. If you're willing to give it another try, that's great. If not, I'll understand. No I won't. I'll be completely crushed, but I'll get it. Thanks. Really, I had a good time.

 * Lindsay: Tru, love is never like it is in the movies. I mean, when was the last time you kissed and music swelled? You're lucky if you can find a guy who can tell time.

 * Tru: [on the phone] Davis, remember when I said this was Romeo and Juliet? I was wrong it was Juliet and Juliet.

Morning After [1.07]

 * Davis: I finished running the numbers through the simulator.
 * Tru: And?
 * Davis: Well, based on the victim's own height and weight, as well as the location and moderate depth of the wounds, I believe that the killer was approximately 5'4", right-handed, and lacking upper body strength. Most likely a female. What do you think?
 * Tru: I think... you just described me.

 * Tru: So I turned him over, there was a single wound. Right below the heart. I called 911, then he asked for help, and the day restarted and here I am.
 * Davis: Mmm. So if I'm to understand you correctly, you had a party and you didn't invite me?

 * Lindsay: Why didn't you invite your next-door neighbor?
 * Tru: Are you kidding me? That guy's a creep.
 * Lindsay: All the more reason to invite him. If he's helping make the noise, he can't complain about it, right?
 * Tru: Well, it's too late now.

 * Tru: Call you a cab Sam?
 * Scott: [Drunk] No, but it'd be great if you knew of a good place to throw up.
 * Tru: Down the steps, to the right, and anywhere in the alley is fine.
 * Scott: You rock!

 * Lindsey: I can't believe you had a stalker moment and I missed it.
 * Tru: It wasn't a stalker moment. Mark and I just happen to be in the same place at the same time.
 * Lindsey: That's what stalkers do. They just happen to be in your market, then they just happen to follow you home, then they just happen to chop your head off and seal it in a baggy.
 * Tru: Lindsey!
 * Lindsey: I'm just saying first the phone call now this.

Closure [1.08]

 * Jake: I mean, does your dad like the guys you bring home?
 * Tru: He never met them.
 * Jake: Oh, I'm sorry. He's dead?
 * Tru: Just by choice.

 * Meredith: Is there anything else that we could talk about beside autopsies?
 * Davis: Sure.
 * Meredith: Great.
 * Davis: So, you a Lord of the Rings fan?
 * Meredith: No, sorry.
 * Davis: Would you like me to finish the autopsy story 'cause it really does contain a lot of interesting things.
 * Meredith: No, thank you.

 * Jake: [about Tru] Guardian angel, stalker, you decide.

 * Gardez: What are you, writing his biography?
 * Davis: Maybe rewriting it.

 * Davis: Well, Wonder Woman has got nothing on you.
 * Tru: Except for the pointy bras and the invisible plane, no.

Reunion [1.10]

 * Davis: Cool, high school reunion. You going?
 * Tru: Yes, I am. Again.

 * Harrison: [To Tru] Do you know how annoying it is to have a sibling with your powers?

 * Tru: High school was a time that pretty much sucked for most of us. Um, lets face it. It was all about being picked on and left out. It's about time we let bygones be bygones.

 * Judy: How come girls like Candice always win and girls like me always lose?

 * Luc: Look, I didn't know you back then, I'm not even sure i know you now, but you've got a lot to be proud of, good friends, a cool yet slightly morbid job, med school's not that far away.
 * Tru: Oh I know, it's just...
 * Luc: Plus you've got a cool new boyfriend you can take to the reunion and show off.
 * Tru: Really?
 * Luc: Yeah.

The Longest Day [1.11]

 * Tru: [on the phone] Hey Harrison, it's me. I've got some bad news.
 * Harrison: Give it to me.
 * Tru: You're gonna be evicted today.
 * Harrison: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
 * Tru: Meredith's still in rehab, why don't you just crash at her place?
 * Harrison: Or what about yours?
 * Tru: Been there. Hated that.
 * Harrison: Ah, a dreaded rewind day. So what did I do?
 * Tru: Poker with the boys, food on my couch, flood in my kitchen.
 * Harrison: Tru, I am shocked. Shocked! I would never do anything... whoa... wait, was I winning?
 * Tru: Bye, Harr.

 * Davis: You can change events, but you can't change fate, Tru.

 * Luc: ... and she's off.
 * Tru: I'm meeting Lindsay for breakfast.
 * Luc: On a weekday.
 * Tru: Um.
 * Luc: Doesn't she work?
 * Tru: She's taking a sick day.
 * Luc: How do you know that? You just woke up.
 * Tru: Coz, it's a girl thing.
 * Luc: Ahaaa.

Valentine [1.12]

 * [Lindsay has just broken up with Harrison]
 * Lindsay: Look, I'm just gonna go for a walk, so if you want the bed...
 * Harrison: No, no, no, I'll take the couch... Bed smells funny.

 * Luc: You're awake, thank god. I was about to check for a pulse.
 * Tru: Hmm.
 * Luc: When I picked you up, you said you'd close your eyes for 5 minutes. That was 4 hours ago.

 * Davis: Valentines Day is a shame perpetuated by the floral and greeting-card industries to move product.
 * Tru: You'll have to excuse Davis, he's very very single.
 * Lindsay: Shocker.

Drop Dead Gorgeous [1.13]

 * Tru: Hey.
 * Davis: You're here early.
 * Tru: Oh, I'm not staying. I just wanted to get this back to County Records.
 * Davis: Your mom's autopsy report?
 * Tru: Yeah.
 * Davis: Anything new?
 * Tru: No. Standard B and E gone bad. Single bullet, massive blood loss. Of course, I only read it fifteen times and still think there's something I must have missed.
 * Davis: Tru, if I may, sometimes there is just a single bullet. A lone gunman, a tragic death. Sometimes the truth is exactly what it appears to be.
 * Tru: What makes you say that?
 * Davis: Eight years of working here.
 * Tru: Just wish I thought so, too.

 * Tru: Just once. Just once I'd like to go somewhere and have everyone stay alive. Is that too much to ask?
 * Davis: You really want me to answer that?
 * Tru: No, actually I don't.

Daddy's Girl [1.14]

 * Davis: [about Jack] That guy's going places.
 * Tru: Yeah. Let's just hope somewhere far, far away from here.

 * Harrison: Hey kids. What's cracking?
 * [He sits down beside Tru]
 * Meredith: Well, Jordan came by and told us she's having a party for Dad tonight, and Tru…
 * Harrison: Told her off?
 * Meredith: Actually, Tru said she'd be there.

 * Tru: The dream has nothing to do with Dad.
 * Harrison: Mmm. Right.
 * Tru: Besides, Meredith says he's only in town for a conference so odds are we won't even hear from him. But there's something else.
 * Harrison: And that is?
 * Tru: What I do…going back, trying to save these people from dying…I think Mom could do it too.
 * Harrison: Where you getting this from?
 * Tru: Davis. He was an assistant the night they brought Mom in.
 * Harrison: How does this freak-fest from a morgue become such an expert on our mother?

 * Jack: Hey Jack.
 * Tru: Hey Tru.
 * Jack: You had to write it down.
 * Tru: Just so the functionally literate wouldn't drink my soda.
 * Jack: Right... Can't be too careful, what with the big soda shortage I've been reading so much about.
 * Tru: Ha... and here I was thinking you couldn't read.

 * Jordan: Isn't showing up the least you can do?
 * Tru: Funny, I thought the same thing about my dad my last 10 birthdays.

Getaway [1.15]

 * Davis: Oh, thank God.
 * Tru: Its okay, Davis. I'm in one piece. And Michelle lives to see another day.
 * Davis: I'll reserve judgement whether that's a good thing or not. So did the medallion…? Did it keep you safe?
 * Tru: No, Davis. It was you who kept me safe. You called the police.
 * Davis: Well what about the hostage?
 * Tru: Well that's just it, there isn't one. This guy isn't taking a different hostage each time, it's the same girl at every location. They're a team.
 * Davis: Just like Bonnie and Clyde.
 * Tru: Kind of, except in this case, Clyde uses Bonnie as a fake hostage.
 * Davis: Well that's an interesting twist.

 * Tru: Listen, Harrison, I think it's sweet that you remembered your three-month anniversary, but I'm not giving you any money
 * Harrison: Why would you think that? Why...? Why do reliving days suck for me? Hmm? So, what did I do?
 * Tru: You went to the track and lost everything I gave you, so I'm sorry but you're gonna have to be more creative.
 * Harrison: Yeah, but...
 * Tru: And I'm gonna do you an even bigger favor today. I'm gonna borrow your car, so you can't go to the track at all.
 * Harrison: No, wait…
 * Tru: I gotta go
 * Harrison: Wait, but...go on! Save everybody but me. [to himself] I gotta get a job! ...Nah.

 * Jack: Do you like working here? The reason I ask is, you don't look like your average morgue attendant.
 * Tru: Oh yeah and what do I look like then?
 * Jack: You look like a girl who takes things way to seriously, someone who should be enjoying life but probably spends Friday nights home alone, watching TV, eating a microwave dinner.

 * Tru: What do you do on Friday nights?
 * Jack: Why don't you tell me?
 * Tru: Well you don't stay in, that's for sure. Coz that'd mean you'd be alone and you're not a guy who's all that keen on being alone. So you go out, to a bar, a club and after a few hours you return home. Sometimes solo but usually with some nameless, faceless, shameless girl who just doesn't understand you. But either way, by the end of the night your alone, in front of the TV, eating a microwave dinner.
 * Jack: I don't own a microwave.

 * Jack: You still haven't answered my question? Do you like it here?
 * Tru: Actually I do.
 * Jack: I understand.
 * Tru: You do? 'Cause not everyone does.
 * Jack: Well that's because most people believe that only the living need help.

Two Pair [1.16]

 * Davis: We were married. For a year.
 * Harrison: You're married?
 * Davis: And, er…I was supposed to meet Haley at her mother's. We were going to a restaurant for our anniversary dinner. And I'd been working late here, and I was going out to my car and the gas had all been drained from the tank, and the tyres were flat. There was this crazy woman there, telling me that I had to call my wife, and prevent her from getting in her car, and getting on the freeway
 * Harrison: Crazy woman? What?
 * Tru: Our mother.

 * Tru: I need to borrow your car.
 * Harrison: That is so weird. I was just coming to…
 * Tru: No, you weren't gonna come and get me. And if I were you, I'd stay away from the trifecta too.
 * Harrison: That is so not fair! You know what I did and I don't.
 * Tru: Look, you let me down, Harrison. Again. Nothing you haven't done 1000 times before. And you know what? Lindsay says the same exact thing about you too.
 * Harrison: Well excuse me, I made a mistake. I'm not lucky like you: you screw up, and it's "Oh what am I gonna do? You know what, I'll just redo it!"

 * Jack: Wow, Davis is a dedicated employee isn't he?
 * Tru: He really takes his work home with him.
 * Jack: I'm trying to imagine a First Date scenario…"Why don't you come back to my apartment, I'll show you all my books on death"
 * Tru: Kind of a mood killer.
 * Jack: Unless you're dating a serial killer.

 * Davis: I've got this thing tomorrow at my apartment, and I haven't unpacked.
 * Tru: When did you move in?
 * [Davis looks as through he counting back]
 * Davis: Three years ago.

 * Jack: How do you get so banged up on this job? It's not like the dead fight back.
 * Tru: Yeah, you'd be surprised.

Death Becomes Her [1.17]

 * Jack: Death is inevitable. Death is part of life. And as soon as you understand that, you’re free.

 * Jack: Why do I get the feeling that you don't want me hanging around your brother?
 * Tru: Probably because you're very perceptive.

 * Harrison: She's like me. She's, like, loyal…but she's…she's smart as hell. And she works her tail off.
 * Jack: Tell me about it. She comes in off-shift, practically memorizes the stats of all the corpses. That job…it's like she lives for it, you know?
 * Harrison: Understatement of the year.

 * Tru: It's not just that. This whole superhero thing, all the running around I do…it's hard enough to keep the friends I have, let alone make new ones.
 * Davis: Well traditionally, superheroes don't have many friends. Just a close-knit group of allies and confidants.
 * Tru: Well I'm 22 years old Davis. I need more than allies and confidants.

 * Harrison: Hey, at least you got a set of wheels now. So you can do your girly stuff and go save dead people. All the things that you like to do.

Rear Window [1.18]

 * Jack: [on intercom] Hello?
 * Tru: Jack, it's Tru. I need to get in
 * Jack: Hey Tru. What are you doing on this side of the street?
 * Tru: Please Jack, I need to get into Cathy's apartment right away
 * Jack: Cathy? Who's Cathy?
 * Tru: Chris! Chris is Cathy! The girl that you followed. Please, Jack, hurry!
 * Jack: Okay, um, let me just try and figure this thing out… [He starts to press buttons randomly] Huh. It's trickier than I thought. [He presses a few more buttons] Did that do it?
 * [An old lady comes out of the door, and Tru seizes the opportunity]
 * Tru: Thanks, excuse me
 * Jack: Tru? Did that do it? Tru? Tru?

 * Davis: He's a hell of a guy. Great Dungeon Master. [Tru pokes her head back into the room] Oh God, did I just say that out loud?

 * Harrison: So the meet's at noon. High noon.
 * Tru: Don't be so dramatic.
 * Harrison: It's the first time me and Lindsay have seen each other since the breakup. We're exchanging stuff. How is that not dramatic?

 * Davis: Hey Tru, for what it's worth, I happen to think that you have a pretty exciting life, you know? Time travel, saving lives, pretty cool boss…

 * Tru: So what are you doing tonight?
 * Davis: Oh you know, the usual
 * Tru: Nothing?

D.O.A [1.19]

 * Harrison: [about Lindsay's boyfriend] What, he's foreign? He's from another country? And he just lives here, and all of a sudden he just pops the question and asks some chick to marry him? Hello? What does that say to you?
 * Davis: That he's impulsive and likes to travel?

 * Harrison: Hi.
 * Lindsay: What are you...?
 * Harrison: I never returned your key.
 * Lindsay: Harrison, tonight isn't...
 * Harrison: I heard about the proposal.
 * Lindsay: And?
 * Harrison: And I checked this guy out. I know it pisses you off.
 * Lindsay: Harrison.
 * Harrison: You need to know something... before you make a mistake that you'll regret for the rest of your life.
 * Lindsay: You should go. You shouldn't be here.
 * Harrison: Say yes. Say yes. He is the real deal. He's the better guy. A better guy than I could be for you. At least, right now. And he really loves you. Say Yes.
 * [Lindsay hugs Harrison as she starts to cry]
 * Lindsay: Thank you.

 * Davis: Look, it's not just supernatural theory, it's scientific fact. From eastern philosophy to Newton's Third Law of Motion. They all say the same thing: every force has an equal and opposite force. I should have said something sooner, but I didn't have any real proof until today. You're right about Jack. He is not like you, he is the opposite of you. You save lives and he..
 * Tru: ..takes them.

Two Weddings and a Funeral [1.20]

 * Tru: Today isn't gonna be your day, Harrison.
 * Harrison: Nah, today's the day that I'm gonna be a better man. Today's the day that I'm gonna...
 * Tru: Die.

 * Davis: I just wanted to let you know that, uh, Harrison won't be showing up today.
 * Jack: Ah, good old Tru. At least she's gonna make this sporting. [laughs] So, why don't you tell me what you really want.
 * Davis: I just wanted to hear it for myself.
 * Jack: What's that?
 * Davis: Who you are. What you can do. How you can live with yourself.
 * Jack: I respect you, Davis. You're a man of science. You want answers, conclusions. So how's this? I preserve the order of the universe by ensuring the cycle of life.
 * Davis: Well, fate already has a representative, Jack, and it is not you.
 * Jack: Tru? Now this is where we're gonna have to agree to disagree. Because if Tru was serving fate, why does fate need me?
 * Davis: She helps people live.
 * Jack: Who were supposed to die! Don't you see? She can't win.
 * Davis: You're wrong. I've seen her save people. She can win.
 * Jack: Yes. You've seen her outfox killers, talk people off ledges, and quite capably, I might add. But if you think that's the end of the story, you're missing the best part.
 * Davis: Oh, what's that?
 * Jack: I think that we'll save that for another time. Wouldn't want to blow all my best material at once, but it's good to see you, boss. Tell Harrison I'll catch him later.

 * Tru: My mother had the calling and she passed it on to me. If you think for one minute that I'm ever gonna stop, you're wrong. So you'd better watch your back, because it's on.
 * Jack: You should know one thing. This is bigger than you think.
 * Tru: And you should know one thing. You have no idea what you've begun.

 * Davis: I'm so sorry. Please, accept my condolences. You were so... young.
 * Harrison: Dude, I'm still alive. I died yesterday.

 * Jack: I just dropped by to give my two weeks notice.
 * Tru: Don't bother. Davis took you off payroll once we realized you were Death.

Perfect Storm [2.01]

 * Jack: Good people die, Tru. You know that as well as I.
 * Tru: You say you're not a murderer, what do you call what you're doing now?
 * Jack: My job.

Grace [2.02]

 * Davis: Enjoy the sugar! 'Enjoy the sugar'? God, my complete ineptitude!

 * Harrison: [Punches Jack] That's for yesterday... I think.

In the Dark [2.03]

 * Jack: Harrison! Look at you, man! You look great! Robust! Like a man who's been taking care of himself.
 * Harrison: So, my continuing to be alive isn't bothering you?
 * Jack: Oh. You mean because it runs counter to the plan of the universe and every day you're setting in motion consequences that can only be damaging to the entire human race? Now why would that bother me?

 * Tru: Don't settle in, Harry. I'm heading out. Something happened and I don't have a clue who it happened to.
 * Harrison: Wait, I thought your birthday was supposed to be all about giggles and love for the people of the Earth.
 * Tru: Yeah. I had that birthday yesterday.
 * Harrison: Whoa. You had a replay on your birthday? Huh. Wait, is there anything I should do, or not do? Uh, did I-did I screw up?

Last Good Day [2.04]

 * Tru: [after Jack let Megan slip off the building] I wish it was you.
 * Jack: That makes two of us.

 * Tru: I figured out how you do it [know who is going to die].
 * Jack: Whoa, good job, Tru. It only took you six months?

Enough [2.05]

 * Harrison: We both know what they call a guy like me wearing a suit like that – the defendant.

 * Travis: You know, you are an extremely weird kid.
 * Harrison: I get that a lot.

Twas the Night Before Christmas...Again [2.06]

 * Jack: I don't even get a thanks? I was brilliant back there.
 * Tru: Does the fourth horseman at the Apocalypse need a pat on the back?
 * Jack: Whatever. The fact that I'm still here means that you need me and that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
 * Tru: Be careful. You wouldn't want the ice around your heart to melt.

 * Jack: I gotta tell you, it was kind of cool to wear the white hat for a change.
 * Tru: Oh, so you're admitting that I'm the good guy?
 * Jack: Do you know why they gave the white hat to the hero in the Old West movies? It made them easier to light for the camera. The color of the hat is not about right or wrong, it's about what you choose to see.

 * Jack: I'm sorry, Tru, I'd love to help you, I really would. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hear you say those two magic words.
 * Tru: Please, Jack.
 * Jack: Oooh sorry, those weren't the magic words we were looking for.
 * Tru: I knew this was a bad idea.
 * Jack: Oh come on, Tru, I just wanna hear you say it one time... Help me.
 * Tru: Would you settle for "bite me"?

 * Jack: I don't see why we couldn't carpool. For someone who's dedicated to saving lives you should really take better care of the environment, Tru.
 * Tru: Well, I've got this thing about not getting into a car with a guy who kills people for a living.

 * Jack: Looks like I got the day off, 'cause you're good, Davies, but you're not that good. Stale corpse, no clues. Hey. What if I was to offer to help you with your job today?
 * Tru: What if I was to offer to help you kiss my a**?
 * Jack: That's funny. No, but really, think of it as a holiday truce. What harm could I do? There was only fatality in the city yesterday and that one already ho-ho happened, am I right? Come on, there's no one to save, there's no one to fight over. I might even be helpful.
 * Tru: Jack, there is no way I would ever accept your help.
 * Jack: You try and be a nice guy. Merry Christmas to all, and to all good luck.

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Thanks for your work on Batman Forever. I love that movie. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 01:21, 18 July 2005 (UTC) Yeah, it's a real under-rated gem. Thanks for the welcome! 80.46.153.44 01:49, 18 July 2005 (UTC)

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Discussion from Wikipedia...

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On April 18, 2005, this article was nominated for deletion. The result was transwiki to Wikiquote. See Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Reactions by world leaders to the death of Ronald Reagan for a record of the discussion. Mindspillage (spill yours?) 03:36, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

This page is a candidate to be moved to Wikiquote. If the page can be expanded into an encyclopedic article, rather than a list of quotes, please do so and remove this message. Otherwise, you can help by formatting it per the Wikiquote guidelines in preparation for the move. [edit]

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The VFD result was in May. I don't see any great encyclopedic improvement as of now; it's still just a laundry list of statements. Can we get some consensus to move it over? · Katefan0(scribble) 04:09, July 18, 2005 (UTC)

Okay, I've just transwikied this to q:Tributes by world leaders on the death of Ronald Reagan, so now it can be deleted per the VfD result. Just need to find an admin to do it! --Dmcdevit·t 05:30, July 18, 2005 (UTC) End of discussion

Merging this
I am merging the quotes here into a standard "Quotes about" section on the Ronald Reagan page, after which I will turn this into a redirect page. It might take me an hour or so... ~ Kalki 19:02, 6 February 2008 (UTC)


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