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Paullina Simons

Paullina Simons was born in Leningrad, Russia in 1963. At the age of ten her family immigrated to the United States. Growing up in Russia Paullina dreamt of someday becoming a writer. After graduating from university and after various jobs including working as a financial journalist and as a translator Paullina wrote her first novel Tully. This was followed by Red Leaves, Eleven Hours, The Bronze Horseman, The Bridge to Holy Cross, (also known as Tatiana and Alexander.) The Summer Garden and The Girl in Times Square.

The Bronze Horseman (2001)
"Thank you". Gifts were not something she was used to. Wrapped gifts? Unheard of, even when they came wrapped only in plain brown paper.
 * (Tatiana nervously looked down at the present.)
 * "No. Open first. Then say thank you."
 * She smiled.
 * "What do I do? Do I take the paper off?"
 * "Yes. You tear it off."
 * "And then what?"
 * "And then you throw it away."
 * "The whole present or just the paper?" Slowly he said, "Just the paper."
 * "and but you wrapped it so nicely. Why would I throw it away?"
 * "It’s just paper."
 * "If it’s just paper, why did you wrap it?"

 * There will be only one standard, the standard of survival at all cost, and it will be up to you to say at what price survival.Hold your head high, and if you are going to go down, go down knowing you have not in any way compromised your soul.
 * Pulling him by the arm, Babushka said “That’s enough. Tania, you do whatever you have to do to survive, and damn your soul.”

 * That’s the saddest loss of all, to go on for a few weeks, a few days, a night, a minute, and think everything is still all right when the structure you’ve built your life on has crumbled. We should have been mourning you, but instead we made plans, went to work, dreamed, loved, not knowing you were already behind us.”

 * Ask yourself three questions and you will know who you are. Ask 'What do you believe in? What do you hope for? But most important - ask what do you love?

 * Alexander, were you looking for me?
 * All my life.

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User:Grondin

My name is Bertrand GRONDIN. I contribute on many projects on the Wikimedia Fundation.

I'm also sysop on the following projects :

 * 1) French Wikipedia
 * 2) French Wiktionnary
 * 3) French Wikisource
 * 4) French Wikibooks
 * 5) French Wikinews (Also Bureaucrat)
 * 6) French Wikiversity
 * French Wikiquote (Also Bureaucrat)
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All my contributions on all wikis : Go there !

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Je me souhaite la bienvenue.--Bertrand GRONDIN 20:07, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Welcome
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Talk:Garry Kasparov

Do you actually read quotes before submitting them?
_"My response to Bernie Sanders' you know uh stories you know fairytales is that uh the failure of capitalism"_

83.23.148.199

Why to include the defamatory quote from Fischer on Kasparov?

 * Yeah. They should probably cite or immediately remove that crap. 86.11.247.18 14:06, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

Unsourced

 * Alekhine's attacks came suddenly, like destructive thunderstorms that erupted from a clear sky.
 * The depth of Tigran's approach to chess is the direct consequence of his clear mind and his rare insight into general aspects of chess, into subtleties of chess tactics and strategy. Petrosian performed a special kind of art in creating harmonious positions that were full of life, where apparent absence of superficial dynamism was compensated by enormous inner energy. Every subtle change in the position was always taken into consideration in the context of a complex strategy that was not obvious to his opponents.
 * What was the secret of Morphy's invincibility? I think it was a combination of a unique natural talent and brilliant erudition. His play was the next, more mature stage in the development of chess. Morphy had a well-developed feel for position, and therefore he can be confidently regarded as the first swallow - the prototype of the strong 20th century grandmaster.

On Boris Spassky

 * I believe that judged by his style of play, Spassky is much closer to Alekhine and Tal than to Smyslov, Botvinnik, or Petrosian. This is probably why, when Spassky was in his best form, neither Tal nor Korchnoi could really put up much resistance against him. Spassky could read their play (especially that of Tal) like an open book.

 * The universal chess style, characterized by the ability to play quite different types of chess positions, is considered by many to derive from that of Boris Spassky. But I think that the general idea that Spassky has a universal style overlooks the fact that from an early age, Spassky had a bent for sharp, attacking play and a good eye for the initiative.

 * It is characteristic that Spassky has never in his life started a game with 1.Nf3. He must have considered it a 'semi-move', real moves being only those that lead to an immediate fight. All of those notorious opening peculiarities (such as avoiding this, that, and the other and preventing the other that and this) seemed repulsive to him.

 * Spassky was the first great chess player to use both 1.e4 and 1.d4 with equal success. He managed to employ these moves more harmoniously than any other world champion.

 * He was less concerned about the position’s evaluation than about the character of the arising struggle. If he liked the character of the battle, he felt absolutely at home and, as a rule, didn’t fail to outplay his opponents.

 * Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.

Quotes About Kasparov

 * "The future of chess lies in the hands of this young man" ~ Mikhail Botvinnik

 * "He's a goddamn liar, Kasparov, he's a criminal" ~ Bobby Fischer

 * "They're claiming that this criminal Jew Garry Kasparov -- his real name is Garry Weinstein -- is the World Champion. Which he's not, in any way. He's a common crook. He should be in prison. He should be in prison for his crimes. He has pre-arranged, in his life, thousands of games. Thousands of games. Every single tournament or match game he's ever played with Karpov was pre-arranged. Every goddamn game, and it was pre-arranged move by move. He is a crook on a big scale." ~ Bobby Fischer

Quote about propaganda
https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/808750564284702720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Aschroet (talk) 16:59, 22 July 2022 (UTC)

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Talk:Uesugi Kenshin

Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 10:12, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Sourcing existing quotes
I'm trying to source the two current quotes. I have an odd possibility on the "rice and salt" quote that I'll check out in the next day or so. The "engage in combat" have several less-than-ideal sources, but I may be able to pin it down to a specific page in a specific edition of Suzuki's Zen Buddhism and Its Influence on Japanese Culture with a little effort. I've added what I've found so far, which is more than we will probably ultimately need. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 21:14, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

 * By the way, the idea I had about "rice and salt" didn't pan out. Sorry, folks. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 17:15, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

 * The "rice and salt" episode is quite famous. "I hear that Ujiyasu and Ujizane are using salt to torment you. This is cowardly and unjust. I fight you with bouts and arrows, not with rice and salt, so I beg you henceforth to obtain salt from my lands." ~ DanielTom (talk) 16:25, 13 July 2013 (UTC)

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 * Battles should be won with swords and spears, not rice and salt.
 * allegedly said to his rival Takeda Shingen after he delivered badly needed salt to the Takeda province of Kai.

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Bram Stoker

Abraham Stoker (8 November 1847 – 20 April 1912) was an Irish novelist and short story writer who wrote under the name Bram Stoker, and was the author of the horror novel Dracula.

Quotes

 * Do not grieve for her! Who knows, but she may have found the joy she sought? Love and patience are all that make for happiness in this world; or in the world of the past or of the future; of the living or the dead. She dreamed her dream; and that is all that any of us can ask.
 * The Jewel of Seven Stars, Chapter XIX: The Great Experiment (1903)

Dracula (1897)

 * I heard a heavy step approaching behind the great door, and saw through the chinks the gleam of a coming light. Then there was the sound of rattling chains and the clanking of massive bolts drawn back. A key was turned with the loud grating noise of long disuse, and the great door swung back. Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache, and clad in black from head to foot, without a single speck of colour about him anywhere. He held in his hand an antique silver lamp, in which the flame burned without a chimney or globe of any kind, throwing long quivering shadows as it flickered in the draught of the open door. The old man motioned me in with his right hand with a courtly gesture, saying in excellent English, but with a strange intonation.  "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!"
 * Jonathan Harker's journal

 * I am Dracula, and I bid you welcome, Mr. Harker, to my house. Come in, the night air is chill, and you must need to eat and rest.
 * Count Dracula to Jonathan Harker

 * We are in Transylvania, and Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways, and there shall be to you many strange things.
 * Dracula to Jonathan Harker

 * Listen to them — the children of the night. What music they make.
 * Dracula referring to the howling of wolves to Jonathan Harker. Dracula/Chapter 2, p. 20

 * No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.
 * Jonathan Harker

 * Despair has its own calms.
 * Jonathan Harker

 * Nothing is too small. I counsel you, put down in record even your doubts and surmises. Hereafter it may be of interest to you to see how true you guess. We learn from failure, not from success!
 * Professor Abraham Van Helsing to Dr. John Seward

 * He seemed so confident that I, remembering my own confidence two nights before and with the baneful result, felt awe and vague terror. It must have been my weakness that made me hesitate to tell it to my friend, but I felt it all the more, like unshed tears.
 * Dr. John Seward

 * Van Helsing and I came on here. The moment we were alone in the carriage he gave way to a regular fit of hysterics. He has denied to me since that it was hysterics, and insisted that it was only his sense of humour asserting itself under very terrible conditions. He laughed till he cried, and I had to draw down the blinds lest any one should see us and misjudge; and then he cried, till he laughed again; and laughed and cried together, just as a woman does. I tried to be stern with him, as one is to a woman under the circumstances; but it had no effect. Men and women are so different in manifestations of nervous strength or weakness! Then when his face grew grave and stern again I asked him why his mirth, and why at such a time. His reply was in a way characteristic of him, for it was logical and forceful and mysterious. He said:— “Ah, you don't comprehend, friend John. Do not think that I am not sad, though I laugh. See, I have cried even when the laugh did choke me. But no more think that I am all sorry when I cry, for the laugh he come just the same. Keep it always with you that laughter who knock at your door and say, ‘May I come in?’ is not the true laughter. No! he is a king, and he come when and how he like. He ask no person; he choose no time of suitability. He say, ‘I am here.’ Behold, in example I grieve my heart out for that so sweet young girl; I give my blood for her, though I am old and worn; I give my time, my skill, my sleep; I let my other sufferers want that so she may have all. And yet I can laugh at her very grave — laugh when the clay from the spade of the sexton drop upon her coffin and say ‘Thud, thud!’ to my heart, till it send back the blood from my cheek. My heart bleed for that poor boy — that dear boy, so of the age of mine own boy had I been so blessed that he live, and with his hair and eyes the same. There, you know now why I love him so. And yet when he say things that touch my husband-heart to the quick, and make my father-heart yearn to him as to no other man — not even you, friend John, for we are more level in experiences than father and son — yet even at such a moment King Laugh he come to me and shout and bellow in my ear, ‘Here I am! here I am!’ till the blood come dance back and bring some of the sunshine that he carry with him to my cheek. Oh, friend John, it is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes, and troubles; and yet when King Laugh come, he make them all dance to the tune he play. Bleeding hearts, and dry bones of the churchyard, and tears that burn as they fall — all dance together to the music that he make with that smileless mouth of him. And believe me, friend John, that he is good to come, and kind. Ah, we men and women are like ropes drawn tight with strain that pull us different ways. Then tears come; and, like the rain on the ropes, they brace us up, until perhaps the strain become too great, and we break. But King Laugh he come like the sunshine, and he ease off the strain again; and we bear to go on with our labour, what it may be.”
 * Chapter XIV, Dr. Seward's Diary entry for 22 September

 * “Friend John, forgive me if I pain. I showed not my feeling to others when it would wound, but only to you, my old friend, whom I can trust. If you could have looked into my very heart then when I want to laugh; if you could have done so when the laugh arrived; if you could do so now, when King Laugh have pack up his crown, and all that is to him — for he go far, far away from me, and for a long, long time — maybe you would perhaps pity me the most of all.” I was touched by the tenderness of his tone, and asked why. “Because I know!”
 * Professor Van Helsing to Dr. John Seward, in Dr. Seward's Diary entry for 22 September

 * You reason well, and your wit is bold, but you are too prejudiced. You do not let your eyes see nor your ears hear, and that which is outside your daily life is not of account to you. Do you not think that there are things which you cannot understand, and yet which are, that some people see things that others cannot? But there are things old and new which must not be contemplated by men's eyes, because they know, or think they know, some things which other men have told them. Ah, it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all, and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain. But yet we see around us every day the growth of new beliefs, which think themselves new, and which are yet but the old, which pretend to be young, like the fine ladies at the opera.
 * Professor Van Helsing to Dr. Seward

 * One and all we felt that the holy calm that lay like sunshine over the wasted face and form was only an earthly token and symbol of the calm that was to reign for ever.
 * Dr. Seward of Lucy Westenra

 * I have always thought that a wild animal never looks so well as when some obstacle of pronounced durability is between us. A personal experience has intensified rather than diminished that idea.
 * The Keeper in the Zoological Gardens

 * You think to baffle me, you with your pale faces all in a row, like sheep in a butcher's. You shall be sorry yet, each one of you! You think you have left me without a place to rest, but I have more. My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. Your girls that you all love are mine already. And through them you and others shall yet be mine, my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed. Bah!
 * Dracula, having found Jonathan Harker, Quincey Morris and Arthur Holmwood in his house

 * The sun was almost down on the mountain tops, and the shadows of the whole group fell upon the snow. I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well. As I looked, the eyes saw the sinking sun, and the look of hate in them turned to triumph. But, on the instant, came the sweep and flash of Jonathan's great knife. I shrieked as I saw it shear through the throat. Whilst at the same moment Mr. Morris's bowie knife plunged into the heart. It was like a miracle, but before our very eyes, and almost in the drawing of a breath, the whole body crumbled into dust and passed from our sight. I shall be glad as long as I live that even in that moment of final dissolution, there was in the face a look of peace, such as I never could have imagined might have rested there.
 * Mina Harker

 * Seven years ago we all went through the flames. And the happiness of some of us since then is, we think, well worth the pain we endured.
 * Jonathan Harker

Personal Reminiscences of Henry Irving (1907)

 * Full text online

 * Logically speaking, even the life of an actor has no preface. He begins, and that is all. And such beginning is usually obscure; but faintly remembered at the best. Art is a completion; not merely a history of endeavour. It is only when completeness has been obtained that the beginnings of endeavour gain importance, and that the steps by which it has been won assume any shape of permanent interest. After all, the struggle for supremacy is so universal that the matters of hope and difficulty of one person are hardly of general interest. When the individual has won out from the huddle of strife, the means and steps of his succeeding become of interest, either historically or in the educational aspect — but not before. From every life there may be a lesson to some one; but in the teeming millions of humanity such lessons can but seldom have any general or exhaustive force. The mere din of strife is too incessant for any individual sound to carry far. Fame, who rides in higher atmosphere, can alone make her purpose heard. Well did the framers of picturesque idea understand their work when in her hand they put a symbolic trumpet.
 * Preface

 * The fame of an actor is won in minutes and seconds, not in years. The latter are only helpful in the recurrence of opportunities; in the possibilities of repetition. It is not feasible, therefore, adequately to record the progress of his work. Indeed that work in its perfection cannot be recorded; words are, and can be, but faint suggestions of awakened emotion. The student of history can, after all, but accept in matters evanescent the judgment of contemporary experience. Of such, the weight of evidence can at best incline in one direction; and that tendency is not susceptible of further proof. So much, then, for the work of art that is not plastic and permanent. There remains therefore but the artist. Of him the other arts can make record in so far as external appearance goes. Nay, more, the genius of sculptor or painter can suggest — with an understanding as subtle as that of the sun-rays which on sensitive media can depict what cannot be seen by the eye — the existence of these inner forces and qualities whence accomplished works of any kind proceed. It is to such art that we look for the teaching of our eyes. Modern science can record something of the actualities of voice and tone. Writers of force and skill and judgment can convey abstract ideas of controlling forces and purposes; of thwarting passions; of embarrassing weaknesses; of all the bundle of inconsistencies which make up an item of concrete humanity. From all these may be derived some consistent idea of individuality. This individuality is at once the ideal and the objective of portraiture.
 * Preface

 * I could not but be struck by the strangers. The lady was a big, handsome blonde woman, clever-looking and capable. But the man riveted my attention. He was dark, and forceful, and masterful, and ruthless. I have never seen so iron a countenance. I did not have much time to analyse the face; the bustle of arrival prevented that. But an instant was enough to make up my mind about him. We separated in the carriage after cordial wishes that we might meet again. When we were on the platform, I asked Irving: "Who is that man?" "Why," he said, " I thought I introduced you!" "So you did, but you did not mention the names of the others!" He looked at me for an instant and said inquiringly as though something had struck him: "Tell me, why do you want to know?" "Because," I answered, "I never saw any one like him. He is steel! He would go through you like a sword!" "You are right!" he said. "But I thought you knew him. That is Burton — Captain Burton who went to Mecca!
 * Describing his first meeting of Sir Richard Francis Burton and his wife Isabel, on 13 August 1878, Vol. 1, p. 224

 * My first impression of the man as of steel was consolidated and enhanced. He told us, amongst other things, of the work he had in hand. Three great books were partially done. The translation of the Arabian Nights, the metrical translation of Camoëns, and the Book of the Sword. These were all works of vast magnitude and requiring endless research. But he lived to complete them all.
 * On a later meeting of Richard Francis Burton, on 8 February 1879, in, Vol. 1, p. 225

 * Burton had a most vivid way of putting things — especially of the East. He had both a fine imaginative power and a memory richly stored not only from study but from personal experience. As he talked, fancy seemed to run riot in its alluring power; and the whole world of thought seemed to flame with gorgeous colour. Burton knew the East. Its brilliant dawns and sunsets; its rich tropic vegetation, and its arid fiery deserts; its cool, dark mosques and temples; its crowded bazaars; its narrow streets; its windows guarded for out-looking and from in-looking eyes; the pride and swagger of its passionate men, and the mysteries of its veiled women; its romances; its beauty; its horrors.
 * On a meeting of Richard Francis Burton on 18 September 1886, Vol. 1, p. 230

Dracula's Guest (1914)

 * Go home, Johann — Walpurgis nacht doesn't concern Englishmen.
 * Jonathan Harker

 * THE DEAD TRAVEL FAST
 * Inscription found on the tomb of Countess Dolingen of Gratz by Jonathan Harker

 * Be careful of my guest — his safety is most precious to me. Should aught happen to him, or if he be missed, spare nothing to find him and ensure his safety. He is English and therefore adventurous. There are often dangers from snow and wolves and night. Lose not a moment if you suspect harm to him. I answer your zeal with my fortune.
 * Telegram to Bistritz from Count Dracula.

Quotes about

 * gothics are slow. I had somebody that had never read Dracula before and they read it and they told me, “It’s just a bunch of journal entries. It’s such a boring piece of crap.” And I said, “Yes, it is.” Well, not just journal entries, but like train tape timetables and lots of stuff. It does tell a story, and it does get kind of creepy, but they wanted the vampire jumping out on page two and biting into somebody, and that just doesn’t happen.
 * Silvia Moreno-Garcia Interview with Vox (2020)

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User talk:210.10.116.70

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did for several articles. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Incidents of deliberate vandalism have resulted in this IP address being temporarily blocked from editing. ~ Kalki 19:02, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Incidents of deliberate vandalism have resulted in this IP address being temporarily blocked from editing. ~ Kalki 06:49, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

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User:Chadbishop

Undisputed King of Internet Wars 2004

Quotes by Chad Bishop:

* I dont know much about heaven, but I know when I get there it's going to be 1980 something. ~ Chad A Bishop (sometime in 2006)

* The theory that a universe exists is a contradiction to my religious beliefs. ~ Chad A Bishop

* This guy's a fucking loser though and I'm an authority on fucking losers ~ Chad A Bishop (in reference to K-Fed aka Fed-Ex)

* Quit trying to delete my page ~ Chad A Bishop (in a futile attempt to defend his significance to Jimbo and his lumberjack oppressing thugs.)

* Everything I see on infomercials these days is engineered by nasa. Fertilizer, pillows, vacuum cleaners. No wonder they cant land a shuttle ~ Chad A Bishop

* Nolan Richardson would have been outside those buildings swatting down 747s with his bare hands ~ Chad A Bishop (after hearing about Rudy Giuliani's potential bid for president in 2008)

* Anyone with a fro should be allowed to use the word nigger ~ Chad A Bishop (opinion on Michael Richards racist tirade)

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User talk:66.61.69.134

This IP address has been temporarily blocked from editing Wikiquote for tampering with votes in a Votes for deletion discussion. —LrdChaos (talk) 06:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

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30 Rock

 * Season 1 2 3 4 5 6 | Main

30 Rock (2006–2013) is a primetime sitcom about a sketch comedy show originally called The Girlie Show and its head writer Liz Lemon.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6

Cast

 * Tina Fey — Liz Lemon
 * Tracy Morgan — Tracy Jordan
 * Jane Krakowski — Jenna Maroney
 * Jack McBrayer — Kenneth Parcell
 * Scott Adsit — Pete Hornberger
 * Judah Friedlander — Frank Rossitano
 * Alec Baldwin — Jack Donaghy

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Talk:The Seven Year Itch

Today's 11-7-2006 Daytime ABC Millionaire show made reference to this movie with the bogus quote "See anything you like?" in place of "...Isn't it delicious?"; which reminded me that, more than once, years ago, I read that MM rehearsed the scene, in public, without underpants. My question is,is this apocryphal? Sorry, no sources to cite right now.

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User talk:71.226.127.31

Please do not remove VfD tags from pages while deletion discussion is open. Doing so does not advance your cause and will only get you blocked. jni 08:42, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

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The Adventures of Lano and Woodley

The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is an Australian comedy television show starring the comedic duo of Lano and Woodley (Colin Lane and Frank Woodley), consisting of two series which aired on ABC TV from 1997 to 1999.

The Girlfriend [1.01]

 * Colin: Everyone else can die, but you cannot - WHY?

 * Colin: She was so beautiful. She had eyes.........which was good, because the last girl I liked just had skin from the eyebrows down.

 * Colin: You stole my imaginary girlfriend!

One Simple Task [1.02]

 * Frank: Come on, Col, you’re making a mountain out of a... very big hill.

 * [Frank has mistaken a movie for their life.]
 * Frank: I was sure that was you. [pause] Did we ever free a whale?

 * [The pair are going on holiday, and are packing, Colin produces an oar from the cupboard.]
 * Colin: Ba-da!!
 * Frank: Why are you taking an oar?
 * Colin: In case we hire a canoe.
 * Frank: Yeah, but the canoes come with oars.
 * Colin: I want to use my oar.
 * Frank: But why?
 * Colin: My great great great grandfather gave this to me. It's one of my most prized possessions.
 * Frank: Yeah?
 * Colin: Yeah, he gave it to me just a few years back.
 * Frank: But how could your great great great grandfather have given it to you? He must have died about a hundred years ago!
 * Colin: He just... ohh, sorry. He's not my grandfather's father's father's father, he's just my normal grandfather. But he's a really great, great, great grandfather. He's really great! I love him!

 * Colin: Remind the neighbours to feed the cat... yep.
 * Frank: Col, we haven’t got a cat.
 * Colin: But their cat’s looking really skinny.

 * Colin: Frank, what’s wrong?
 * Frank: [Lying to Col about why he’s upset.] Grandad’s dead.
 * Colin: [Sits down.] Frank, didn’t your grandad die five years ago?
 * [Frank nods, then looks confused.]
 * Colin: I think it’s time you got over it.
 * ''[Frank turns to look at Col.]
 * Colin: Remember? We were sitting at home, and you had to go down to the shops, and I got the phone call saying that he died, and when you got back from the shops I told... [realizes what he said] Ooooh. [cheerfully] Your grandad’s dead, Frank!

 * Colin: You’re so dumb, aren’t you? You’re such an idiot. You’re so stupendous!
 * Frank: Col, I don’t think you know what that word means.
 * Colin: I know exactly what it means. And you’re just jealous ‘cause you know I’m so much better. You know I’m superfluous!

Tonight You Die [1.03]

 * Colin: You’ve been making an excuse everyday for the last fortnight.
 * Frank: I have not. That’s not true, it’s only been two weeks.

 * Video Store Guy: What about Silence of the Lambs?
 * Colin: Nah, I'm not really into nature films.

 * Frank: Excuse me, have you got that film? You know, that, um, that film with that guy. You know, that, um, that actor guy. You know, that actor who who’s in all those films. Have you got it? You know, you know the one I mean, oh what’s his name? Um, he’s been in heaps of films, you’d know him, you’d know him for sure. Um. You know, that... actor guy!
 * Colin: [Looking at a video] Oh, what about Herbie Goes Bananas? Like, who’s Herbie? Is he some, like, psychopath of something?
 * Frank: Oh, um, hey. Hey! Oh, uh, this’ll help. This’ll help. I just thought, he was in that other film. The one where he, um, where he plays a cop. You know! You know the film I mean, where that actor guy plays a cop.
 * Colin: [To the video shop guy.] Want me to put it back for you?
 * Video guy: No, it’s okay. I’ll do it. It’s my job.
 * Frank: Oh, and he was after that bad guy. You know! Ah, the... And he’s... the um... the actor guy! What is his name? See, the thing is... the thing is... the thing is, that when I say it, you’ll go ‘ah! Yes. Him. I love him. Adore him, the actor guy, yes. I just, mmm. Yes!’ But I can’t think of his... oh, it’s on the tip of my tongue! [Sticks his tongue out and looks at it.] You’d know it. See, the thing is... the thing is that you would know him, he’s got the hair, and the eyes, bit of a nose, and the mouth there, and he... it’s all held together with a... like a face!
 * Video guy: Shut up!

 * Colin: I’m warning you! I know jujitsu! And tae kwon do. And various other oriental... words.

 * Frank: Col. I love you, Col.
 * Colin: Frank. [pause] Love is a very strong word, for me. [He goes to leave, then stops.] Frank. I... tolerate you. [He goes to leave again, then turns around and they hug tightly.]

 * [Col and Frank are watching Mr Mannox being swarmed by wasps in his car. A person in a mask comes up and starts growling and jumping around them. He eventually stops and pulls off the mask.]
 * Video guy: Sorry, have I come at a bad time?
 * Frank & Colin: [They look at him, then each other, and then at Mr Mannox.] He loved that factory.
 * Colin: Didn’t he, Frank?
 * Frank: He certainly did, Greg. Greg? Greg, Greg, Gregory Peck! The actor guy! Gregory Peck! [He looks frantically between Col and the video shop guy, the solemnly back at Mr Mannox.]

The Wall [1.04]

 * Frank: You know the strangest thing about Mr. Wilson? When he comes over he never says anything.
 * Colin: Yeah, that’s because he is a mute.
 * Frank: Oh right. [Pause.] What’s a mute?
 * Colin: He’s a mute - he can’t talk.
 * Frank: Ohh... No, I’m still not clear on this mute business.
 * Colin: For some reason he is unable to speak.
 * Frank: Ohhh... No, I still don’t get it.
 * Colin: He’s a mute! He’s dumb!
 * Frank: Yeah, well, I’m dumb too, but at least I’m polite enough to speak to people!

 * Colin: As my father always used to say, "The early bird catches the worm".
 * Frank: [Confused] How does that relate to this?
 * Colin: Well, the first bird up, the worms are his.
 * Frank: [Still confused] Yes but, I don't see the connection with our problem.
 * Colin: [Circling the hole in the wall with a chisel] If you're up before the other biiiiirrrrrrdddds, you won't go hungry.
 * Frank: [Still confused] Yes, but...
 * Colin: [Yelling] LOOK I DONT KNOW. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE POSITVE. MY FATHER SAID IT, IT RELATED TO SOMETHING, AND IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD. CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH IT?!

Star Quest [1.05]

 * Colin: It's gonna be great in there tonight isn't it? With all those pop stars and dancers and actors.
 * Frank: I wonder if any of the great Hollywood actors'll be there Col, like Charlton Burton.
 * Colin: [pauses] There's no such person you idiot. It's either Charlton Heston or Richard Burton.
 * Frank: No, Charlton Burton. There's a Charlton Burton! He was in that film, that classic film, everybody loves it, 'The Long Long Eyebrow.' It's my favourite.

 * Frank: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will only cause permanent psychological damage!

 * Colin: I wanna be good out there, Frank! This is my big chance to make a mark in the world! I wanna be remembered. I...I wanna be famous. I wann be a historical figure like Alexander the Great or Scott of the Antarctic or Weird Al Yankovic, you know!
 * Frank: I didn't know anyone even lived in the Antartic.
 * Colin: [confused] What?
 * Frank: [recalling what Colin said] Scott. Scott of the Antartic.
 * Colin: He wasn't from the Antarctic. He was English. He went there on an expedition. Look, we haven't got time to talk about that now.
 * Frank: Well, why do they call him 'Scott OF the Antarctic'? They should call him 'Scott Who Went TO the Antartic'. I mean, a friend of mine Russell went to Thailand once and I don’t call him 'Russell of Thailand'.
 * Colin: Can we just get on with rehearsal please?
 * Frank: And why'd he go there anyway?
 * Colin: He wanted to be the first man to reach the South Pole, but he was beaten by some Norwegian guy. He froze to death on the way back.
 * Frank: So, they should call him 'Scott Who Went to the Antartic...But Probably Shouldn't Have'.

The Two Men [1.06]

 * Frank: I really think we should go out.
 * [Colin moans unenthusiastically]
 * Frank: It's worth a try.
 * Colin: I don't think so.
 * Frank: Give it a chance.
 * Colin: There's no way.
 * Frank: Come on, Col.
 * Colin: I'm not sure.
 * Frank: Could just work.
 * Colin: You really think so?
 * Frank: You never know.
 * Colin: I just don't...
 * Frank: You're coming 'round.
 * Colin: [enthusiastically] I think I am!
 * Frank: That's the way!
 * Colin: Let's give it a try!
 * Frank: I'm with you!
 * Colin: So I am!
 * Frank: Come on, let's go!
 * Colin: I gotta get ready!
 * Frank: Good idea!
 * Colin: I'm hitting the shower!
 * Frank: I am too!
 * Colin: [sternly] No, you're not! I like to shower alone. I mean, I like...I like you a lot. And we're gonna go out tonight. It's gonna be great. But I'd rather shower by myself if that's all the same to you. Okay?
 * [Colin and Frank grin and give each other two thumbs-up.]

Primal Warrior [2.01]

 * Frank: I'm gonna go on a long walk and collect autumn leaves.
 * Colin: You'd better make it a long walk.
 * Frank: Why?
 * Colin: Because its SPRING...

 * Colin: I don’t think you’re pulling your weight, frankly!
 * Frank: My name’s not Frankly!
 * Colin: [confused] What?
 * Frank: You dropped the wood!
 * Colin: [looking around] Where?
 * Frank: NO you called me Frankly, my name’s Frank Woodley, frankly it makes me uncomfortable.
 * Colin: What makes you uncomfortable?
 * Frank: Frankly!
 * Colin: Yes, I wish you were just honest with me. What’s upsetting you?
 * Frank: I don’t like it when you drop the wood!
 * Colin: I didn’t drop the wood! Frankly, I don’t what you’re talking about!
 * Frank: Don’t call me Frankly!
 * Colin: Cut the wood!
 * Frank: I’m not cutting the Wood. It’s part of my name!
 * Colin: Grab an axe and cut up pieces of timber for me!
 * Frank: Oh, okay. Why didn’t you just say so!

 * Colin: You put the apple on your head and I'll shoot this arrow through your head... Through the apple on your head.
 * Frank: If I didn't have my Autumn leaf album in my jacket pocket, that arrow would've gone strait through my heart!

The Pool [2.02]

 * Colin: Oooh... it is the emperor of bellywhackas!

 * Col: [dressed in the Penguin Man Costume] Hey look, I'm Penguin Man!
 * Frank: Hello Penguin Man. I wish my friend Col was here. He loves you.

 * Colin: Oooooooh! It is the lord, the messiah of all bellywhackas!

The Easter Story [2.03]

 * Frank: Do you believe in Harold, Col?
 * Colin: Harold? Who's Harold?
 * Frank: Harold. That’s God’s name, everybody knows that. It’s in that prayer: 'Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name'.

 * Frank: [Holy music is playing.] It was the most beautiful voice I’ve ever heard. It was God’s voice. And God said... [The music stops.] ‘Frank. Frank, go back. You’re just winded, you’re getting completely carried away, now go back.’

Game Show God [2.04]

 * [Colin and Frank are watching a game show to decide who’s smarter. Colin’s buzzer is a rubber duck, Frank’s is a whoopee cushion.]
 * TV host: What is a glockenspiel?
 * Colin: [Squeezes his rubber duck.] What somebody says when they’re trying to sell you a glocken.
 * TV host: What is the sum of the inside angles of a triangle?
 * Frank: [Squeezes his whoopee cushion.] Albert Einstein.
 * TV host: Who created Tom Sawyer?
 * Colin: Mr and Mrs Sawyer.
 * TV host: Ichthyology is the study of what?
 * Frank: Albert Einstein.
 * TV host: Name three prime numbers.
 * Frank: Albert Einstein.
 * Colin: What the hell are you doing?
 * Frank: Well, I haven’t got very much general knowledge, Col, so I thought I’d try using the law of averages.
 * TV host: What is the chemical symbol for sulphur?
 * [Both squeeze their buzzes, but neither answer. Col looks at Frank.]
 * Frank: Oh, I didn’t actually squeeze my buzzer then.

 * Frank: I've got beard fear!

 * TV host: Who created the formula e=mc2?
 * Frank: [Pause. He eventually squeezes the whoopee cushion.] Albert Einstein.
 * TV host: [To the contestant.] Hugo?
 * Hugo: Albert Einstein.
 * TV host: Correct! That’s it, Hugo...
 * [Frank looks shocked, Col looks outraged.]
 * Frank: It was Albert Einstein! And that’s the last question. And I’m the only one that got one right! So that means... that means, I won! I am the winner!

Mother [2.05]

 * Colin: She may not have been my flesh and blood, but she was still my mum. She was there when I learnt how to walk, she was there when I learnt how to ride a bike... and when I got bullied at school by a kid who stole my lunch money and gave me a wedgie by pulling my undies up my bum, it was her who advised me to give up teaching.

 * [Frank is talking about how boring his mum is.]
 * Frank: I wish someone would take her out.
 * Colin: Right... and make it look like an accident...
 * Frank: No, I meant take her out to dinner.

I Love You Baby, Part 1 [2.06]

 * Frank: That's it, tiger, walk to me!
 * Colin: Frank, the baby's a week old! Little baby Cris...to...pher can’t walk anywhere!
 * Frank: Well, that’s the sort of negative parenting that I've come to expect from you.

I Love You Baby, Part 2 [2.07]

 * Colin (voiceover): In the last episode of "The Adventures of Lano & Woodley", Col became an international jewel thief! And Frank became the sole survivor of a plane crash in the African Congo...
 * Frank (voiceover): Hang on! That's not what happened!
 * Colin (voiceover): Yeah, I'm trying to confuse the audience, make them think "Hey, I don't remember seeing that!"
 * Frank (voiceover): Just tell them what happened!
 * Colin (voiceover): All right, shall we do the intro first?
 * Frank (voiceover): Yeah, sure.

 * [Frank almost cuts Colin's towel to change the baby's diaper.]
 * Colin: Hey, what're you doing? That's my towel!
 * Frank: Eh? Oh, I didn't even realise. I just grabbed the first towel I saw.
 * Colin: [grabs Frank's towel] Well, why do we have to use my towel?
 * Frank: [swipes his towel from Colin] Well, why do we have to use my towel? [throws it onto the table with Colin's towel]
 * Colin: [chuckles] Look, this is ridiculous! This is so petty! Look, it doesn't worry me whose towel we use.
 * Frank: Well, it doesn't worry me either.
 * Colin: Okay, well if it doesn't worry you and if it doesn't worry me, we've just gotta use one of the towels. So let's just use, unhhh... [grabs Frank's towel] ...your towel.
 * Frank: [throws his towel back on the table] Col, don't start that again please. We haven't got time for that nonsense. We're in a hurry. Pass me...your towel.
 * Colin: [hands him Frank's towel, cheekily] Okay, there you go.
 * Frank: [realises it's his towel and places it back on the table] Hang on...
 * Colin: Okay! Fine, we'll use my towel. While we're arguing, the little baby is suffering in there with a dirty nappy! Why don't we just make a decision? We're using my towel. [grabs his towel and takes the scissors] It'll be better this way anyway. [prepares to cut]
 * Frank: Good. [stops Colin] Why would it be better this way?
 * Colin: Well my, uhh...my towel's more hygenic. It'll be cleaner.
 * Frank: I think my towel's cleaner.
 * Colin: [throws his towel on the table] Alright, we'll use your towel!
 * Frank: Well, you turned around rather quickly!
 * Colin: Okay, we'll use my towel!
 * Frank: Good. [to the baby] We're gonna use Col's towel!
 * [Colin takes Frank's towel and rips it in half.]
 * Frank: That was my towel.
 * Colin: Oh, was it? Oh, sorry. Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

 * Colin: Get rid of the ploppy pants!

The Island (2004-2005)

 * Frank: I can feel it in my bodice!

 * Frank: Mrs Pickles, me and Colin are going to Hawaii for two weeks, could you please remember to feed our cat?
 * Mrs Pickles: Okay.
 * Frank: Thank you Mrs Pickles.
 * Mrs Pickles: Okay.
 * Frank: [Climbs down steps. Stops.] Oh. Mrs Pickles?
 * Mrs Pickles: Yes?
 * Frank: I just remembered something fairly important about our cat.
 * Mrs Pickles: Yes.
 * Frank: We haven’t got a cat.
 * Mrs Pickles: Okay.

 * Frank: [Climbs steps. Knocks on door.] Mrs Pickles?
 * Mrs Pickles: Yes?
 * Frank: Mrs Pickles, I just came up with a brilliant idea. While we’re away, buy us a cat and remember to feed that!

 * Colin: Captain Fargas! Captain Fargas! What the Fargas is going on?

 * Frank: We’re on the island.
 * Colin: Yes.
 * Frank: Your tie.
 * Colin: Yes.
 * Frank: What about your microphone? It’s not, is it?

 * Colin: Pointers for surviving in a tropical environment. Look it says here, um, beware of the following plants…
 * Frank: [Gasps.] The following plants? I’ve never heard of following plants! What do they do after they follow you? Do they grab you and devour you with their woody limbs?
 * Colin: No they do not!
 * Frank: Do they eat you into their timber teeth?
 * Colin: No they don’t!

 * Colin: How did you learn how to climb a coconut tree?
 * Frank: 'Cause, once I was watching Getaway.
 * Colin: Getaway!
 * Frank: With Catriona Rowntree.
 * [Colin pretends to feel himself up.]
 * Frank: [Laughs.] We think we’re hilarious! Yes. And I saw the Fijians climbing them so I watched how to learn, I learned how to, I saw them! But there’s no coconuts.
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: Must be the wrong season or something.
 * Colin: Bummer.
 * Frank: Maybe we can chew on these luscious palm fronds. Oh no, they taste all plasticy. You know what that tastes like?
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: That tastes like the shade cloth you get at Bunnings. Lowest prices are just the beginning but unfortunately nutritional value isn't the ending.

 * Colin: Why don’t we split up into two groups…
 * Frank: Oh! [Waves his hand in the air.]
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: Can I be in your group?

 * Frank: Don’t do anything stupid.
 * Colin: Yeah.
 * Frank: Like for example, if a fly lands on me check and walks across my top lip don’t go [sniffs loudly] and suck it up my nose. ‘Cause that would be stupid.
 * Colin: That would be stupid and dumb and wrong.
 * Frank: I did that once. It was stupid. [Goes to walk off stage but turns around.] No I really did do it. It was a weird moment. As it was walking across there I just couldn’t help but think, I reckon I could catch that! And I went [sniffs] and I caught, and I did! It was stupid.

 * Colin: Gee, nightfall comes quickly on this island. Must be something to do with no daylight savings in Brisbane.

 * Frank: I can’t stop thinking about homos. Lots and lots of lovely homos. It’s my favourite Lebanese dip.
 * Colin: Hummus!
 * Frank: Hummus!
 * Colin: It’s pronounced hummus!

 * Frank: Col, I’ve gotta be honest with you.
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: I’m a little bit uncomfortable about how much swearing there has been on the show.
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: In the show, there’s been too much swearing.
 * Colin: We’re on an island. We’re dying alright?
 * Frank: Yes but there, you know, we’re a very visual act. And so often, you know, sometimes kids come.
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: There might be kids here and you know what? We’re not setting a very good example with all the language. I don’t feel like, are there any kids here tonight? Any kids at all? Here you are. What about this little, what’s your name mate? James. How old are you James? James is nine. He’s nine. You’re a role model for him.
 * Colin: If I’m his role model, he should get out more. I swear. There’s plenty of other role models okay?
 * Frank: James, I just wanna make it very clear to you okay? That um, even though we’re swearing in our show, a little bit, we’re certainly not encouraging you to ever use the word fuck.
 * Colin: What are you doing?
 * Frank: I need to make this clear. Don’t ever say fuck James. Don’t say fuck.
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: If you said fuck James, that would be very bad. But we can say fuck because we’re in a show. In shows you can say fuck. Once, James, once we were in this show called the chickens. And it went for eight months. It was like a festival show. And it went for eight months and in the whole show all we ever did was go ‘fuck, fuck, fuck,’ it was a great show! But it was a show. Can you see the difference? You know, in a show you can say fuck, but you should never. Like for example, if your mum ever says to you ‘come on James it’s time for bed.’ Don’t turn around and go ‘that’s fuck.’ Don’t. Because if you, if you said that James, if you said that, do you know what that would be? That would be fuck. And I can say that 'cause I’m in a show. And I’m sure your father agrees with me, at least I certainly hope he does because he’s, he’s quite a large muscular man!

 * Frank: Are we going to do a song?
 * Colin: I’m doing a song. Piss off.

 * [Every time the word 'salt' is said, an ominous noise happens.]
 * Colin: We’ve gotta make some changes. We’ve got food, we’ve got water, what we need is leadership.
 * Frank: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Colin: So I’ve had a bit of a chat with myself and I reckon from now on you should call me something like, um, king. Okay, and um…
 * Frank: Col?
 * Colin: What?
 * Frank: There’s no way in the world that I’m ever gonna treat you as my king. [Colin gives Frank a nipple cripple.] Stop it, you’re hurting me your highness.
 * Colin: Okay that’s good. I’ll be King Col. ‘Old King Cole, what a merry old sole, what a merry old sole was he.’
 * Frank: Have you heard the second verse? It goes ‘Old King Cole, what a massive ass hole.’ Why do you get to be king? It’s not fair.
 * Colin: I’m you king, do not insult me! [Bam, bam] I said insult all right? I didn’t… [Bam, bam] I didn't say salt alright, I… [Bam, bam]
 * Frank: You’d better stop doing that mate or he’ll assault you. [Bam, bam] And he can do that cause he’s the king. He’s the sultan! [Bam, bam.]

 * [Trying to kill a chicken.]
 * Colin: What was your idea hummus boy?
 * Frank: You’re not gonna regret this king kong.
 * Colin: I hope I’m not.
 * [Frank retrieves the fire extinguisher and sprays the chicken.]
 * Colin: Hey, hey!
 * Frank: Gotcha!
 * Colin: What are you doing?
 * Frank: I’m eating the chicken.
 * Colin: You can’t kill the chicken with the fire extinguisher! That fire extinguisher is not on the island you idiot. It was from the theatre.
 * Frank: Col, we’re starving to death. I don’t think now is the time for rigid adherences to theatrical convention.
 * Colin: Look you idiot, if you can kill the chicken with the fire extinguisher that means if you want sweets you just go into the foyer and get a Kit Kat!
 * Frank: Well, I can’t do that 'cause I don’t have any money, because my wallet went down in the plane. Get a bit of brainage!
 * Colin: Give me the chicken.
 * Frank: No.
 * Colin: Give me the bird!
 * ''[Frank gives Col the middle finger.]

 * Colin: Get down here so I can kill you!
 * Frank: Well, that's an enticing invitation!

 * Frank: Have you seen Lord of the Rings?
 * Colin: No.
 * Frank: That trilogy of films, that’s the most successful trilogy of films in all history and you know why?
 * Colin: Why?
 * Frank: It had a happy ending. It won 11 Oscars 'cause it had a happy ending. 'Cause Frodo gets the ring and he throws it into the volcano at the end he destroys it. It’s a happy ending. He gets it back. Into the volcano with that big eye. I don’t know what that was all about. And he destroys it. It’s a happy ending. He goes through all those trials and tribulations but at the end he gets it back. He throws it in. it’s a happy ending. IT TOOK HIM NINE, FUCKING, HOURS! But he gets it back, he gets it in. it’s a happy ending. It’s happy. It’s a happy ending.

 * Frank: [Grabs the fire extinguisher.] Col, come over here.
 * Colin: No, don’t muck around with that okay, seriously, no seriously don’t muck around with that.
 * Frank: I’ve come up with a new end for the show.
 * Colin: Yeah, but I, look, we can talk…
 * Frank: You know how it ends?
 * Colin: Yeah, but…
 * Frank: It ends by me going ‘TAKE THAT!’ [Tries to spray Col with fire extinguisher. Nothing happens.] Okay, TAKE THAT ALL ONTO YA! AND YOU CAN ALL TAKE IT ON YOU! Well, that’s a bit embarrassing. Because I don’t know how to MAKE IT ALL BE TAKEN ON YA! I thought I just, must have been out of stuff. Unfortunate, isn’t it. It would have been much better if I could have made it BE ALL TAKEN ON YOU! You know. I could have made it be TAKE THAT ON YOU ON YOUR BODICE! You know. That would have been better. If I could’ve um, TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT ONTO YOUR SKIN SO YOU GET A COLD BURN WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UNTIL ME AND CLEM WERE MUCKING AROUND WITH THIS BEFORE THE SHOW, AND I GOT ONE!
 * [Colin turns and walks to the side of the stage. Frank follows.]
 * Frank: TAKE IT INTO YOUR KNEES! ALTHOUGH I MEAN THE BACK OF YOUR KNEES AND I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S CALLED YOUR KNEES CAUSE NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE SAY KNEES THEY THINK OF THE FRONT. BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR OCCASION I’M REFERRING TO THE BACK!
 * [Colin drinks a bottle of water.]
 * Frank: TAKE IT ONTO YOUR PINKY SO IT FREEZES AND BECOMES A WHITEY.
 * [Colin finishes his drink and walks back to the centre of the stage.]
 * Frank: TAKE IT ONTO YOUR BACK FACE! TAKE IT ON TO YOUR RIGHT EYEBALL, SO IT FREEZES AND CAN’T MOVE AROUND, SO THEN WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND, ONLY YOUR LEFT EYEBALL MOVES, AND YOUR RIGHT EYEBALL STAYS COMPLETELY STATIONARY, AND YOU FREAK JAMES OUT!
 * Colin: [There’s a long pause. Colin beckons Frank over, and says rather calmly,] If all the village idiots, in all the villages, left their villages, and formed their own village - OF IDIOTS - in that village, YOU would be the village idiot. [Another pause.] Take that into your backface.
 * Frank: Actually Col, I think you should TAKE THAT! [He whacks Colin in the face with the extinguisher.]

 * Colin: I did eat him, but I didn't kill him. He was already dead when I ate him. And I ate everything there was of him. His arms, his legs, his head, his little ball bag. I ate everything, Your Honour. And it wasn’t that tasty.

 * Colin: The relevant thing here is that I ate Frank, but I didn't kill him. And may I say when I did eat him I had the worst diarrhoea I’ve ever had in my life. Which proves once and for all that Frank really did give me the shits!

 * Frank: Do you sense their enchantment?
 * Colin: I sense their bewilderment!

 * Frank: YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T!
 * Colin: Don't call me that!

 * Frank: You know, that's typical of you. Every single time we get into an argument, you always get so hung up on... the truth.

 * [After desperately searching for food, Frank resorts to eating the sand.]
 * Frank: Oh, what is that? It's a peanut. Awwwwwwww, I hate it when there's food in my sand!

Goodbye (2006)

 * Colin: Out of all the audiences we’ve played to, you’d easily have to be… one of them.

 * Colin: I get sucked into the dickhead vortex.

 * Frank: C for Colin and F for –
 * Colin: Fuckwit.

 * Frank: Hi guy, try Thai high pie, bye!

 * Frank: He said, you sprinkle it on your shoulders and on your head, and the birds, they come and eat. And I, you know, I thought that sounded really sweet. So he sprinkled the bird seed on me, and the birds came. THEY WERE EMUS!!!

 * Frank: I’m a no bum talent, and you’re a no talent bum.

 * Frank: He turned my nanna into a scoopy bum!

 * Colin: Don’t you ever suck me again!

 * Frank: How do you come up with these ideas? Where do you find them in your, from behind your face? The Great Wall of China.
 * Colin: I just read about it in a book.
 * Frank: Oh, I’m hoping one day to read a book.

Fly (2018)

 * Colin [as Orville]: I've just realised, we're speaking in British accents.
 * Frank [as Wilbur]: Yes?
 * Colin [as Orville]: We're American!

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User talk:DVdm

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Bill Randall
He is not a friend but I have seen his artwork and heard him lecture. He merits inclusion.

Bill Randall
Please stop recreating this page and adding an entry for this person to List of people by name, unless you're able to explain who the person is and why they're notable for inclusion at Wikiquote. Wikiquote exists for collecting quotes from notable people and works, not personal quotes or quotes from a friend. —LrdChaos (talk) 20:15, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Bill Randall (b. 1964-) Wisconsin is a visual artist currently living in Minneapolis, MN. He is referenced in who's who in American Art and has participated in over 20 group art exhibitions in museums and private galleries in the U.S. and Canada. He also has had two solo museum exhibitions and is in the collection of the Renwick gallery, New Visions Gallery, and the Elmhurst Art Museum. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cmderr (talk • contribs) 21:40, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

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I will try to make the changes noted. The sources to date are primarily from an exhibition at the Minocqua Museum in 2002 and research for an upcoming exhibition at New Visions gallery. If nothing else they can be cited using the Chicago Manual of Style method. I am also working on an exhibition that deals with at least 3 private art festivals, two in the midwest and one on the West Coast and I hope to add one on the East Coast, and the original plan was to create a wickipedia entry for each in the hopes of documenting more as there really aren't traditional print methods for doing so. I've heard that there are dozens of these, but as almost all are invitiation only, it is hard to be sure. I have been invited to the one in Wisconsin on two occassions, but not the others. --Cmderr 17:39, 9 November 2006 (UTC)cmderr

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User talk:Dougdude

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User talk:Rushfan~enwikiquote

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User talk:Warren cancilla

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User talk:Artworld8

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User talk:Sbuck05

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User talk:KrakatoaKatie

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User talk:Blair25~enwikiquote

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User talk:BigC9heese

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User talk:Naqa inc~enwikiquote

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User talk:Jjwalters~enwikiquote

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User talk:DIEGO RICARDO PEREIRA

Welcome
Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:56, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
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User talk:202.92.75.130

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to English proverbs. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos (talk) 15:24, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:156.110.222.54

Thanks for experimenting with the page Talk:Benjamin Franklin on Wikiquote. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Please see the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our compendium of quotations. Thanks. —LrdChaos (talk) 15:32, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Italianice

Anyone here?

Welcome
Certainly! Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 07:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Laky

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 16:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Laky
No quotes. Page appears to be only be talking about this as a name. —LrdChaos (talk) 23:21, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (five votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos (talk) 16:31, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 23:21, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. I did ask the creator whether this should have been a Wiktionary article. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 23:26, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete unless information sourced. If so, it should be transwikied to Wiktionary. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 01:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 03:18, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 14:29, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Bracey

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 16:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Bracey
Not notable. I've already SD'd this once, but it was added back, with some information about the person. But I still cannot find any information about him. ~ UDScott 14:46, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (five votes to delete, one vote to keep). —LrdChaos (talk) 16:32, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 14:46, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. Neither the person "Aaron Brance" nor the "Tonbridge Juddians Rugby Football Club" appear to be notable. —LrdChaos (talk) 15:06, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, and salt it with a protected placeholder if it keeps getting recreated. To expand on LrdChaos's statement, the Tonbridge Juddians' Rugby Football Club appears to be a rugby union from the town of Tonbridge, population 31,600 (2001), making the "famous within his area" statement very confining. The article also states that Bracey "returned to school as a sixth form student", which, for those not familiar with British schools, is apparently a rough equivalent of senior high school in the U.S. None of this suggests this person is even modestly notable. The "unforgetable [sic] quotes" follow a common pattern here of stuff that sounds pithy only to the person speaking them, strongly suggesting vanity page. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:16, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. Secondary school rugby coaches are not notable. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 17:26, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:48, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep Aaron brace is infact an actor, and the age also checks out with that, the film he is in contains the first few quotes —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phlox (talk • contribs) 23:03, 5 November 2006  (UTC)
 * The IMDb link recently added to this article is for a short film with virtually no information useful to us, including any tie to the subject of the article other than the name, which is hardly conclusive. There is no reliable source for the claim that the article's quotes appear in the film, and it seems unlikely we will be able to find one for such an obscure production. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 08:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Deal Or No Deal

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 16:38, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Deal Or No Deal
No particularly meaningful quotes; I also don't expect there are likely to ever be any particularly meaningful quotes, as game shows rarely have meaningful dialogue. —LrdChaos (talk) 15:01, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (eight votes to delete (three from anons with no contribution history), one vote to keep). —LrdChaos (talk) 16:34, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 15:01, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 169.244.99.10 (talk • contribs) 14:59, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 15:13, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. American television's lowering of the standards of cultural fascination to obsession with ordinary people and common phrases doesn't make a game show's repeated statements worth quoting. It looks like the pedestrian state of American culture predicted by Robocop in 1987 (succinctly expressed in a running gag in which a Caspar Milquetoast-like game-show contestant repeatedly uttered, "I'd buy that for a dollar!") has come to pass, in spades. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:26, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Comment: Like most modern game shows, there's nothing particularly "American" about this one; the same show, with different hosts, is running in several other countries at the moment. 121a0012 02:47, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. I see nothing salvageable here.  121a0012 02:47, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. This was ludicrous to begin with. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.197.103.122 (talk • contribs) 01:47, 3 November 2006  (UTC)
 * Delete. There is really nothing meaningful and it doesn't really show the nature of the game or anything 146.115.230.23
 * Delete. There is pointless. Please delete.
 * Delete. Actually I think this particular gameshow format was Australian originally. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 23:08, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:68.83.154.66

Wikiquote exists for the collecting of notable quotations of famous people and famous works. When people are not interested in responsibly contributing to the development of the project incidents of their deliberate vandalism can result in IP addresses being blocked from editing. ~ Kalki 16:41, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

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Chet Culver

Chester John Culver (born January 25, 1966) is an American politician who served as the 41st Governor of Iowa from 2007 to 2011. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as the 29th Secretary of State of Iowa from 1999 to 2007. He was also elected as the Federal Liaison for the Democratic Governors Association from 2008 to 2009. He founded the Chet Culver Group, an energy sector consulting firm, after he left public office in 2011.

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 * When I was a high school government teacher, I used to remind my students that TO VOTE IS TO HAVE A VOICE. That simple idea is the cornerstone of our democratic process. During my eight years as secretary of state, nothing has made me more proud than the fact that we have set all-time records for both voter registration and voting. … As Election Day approaches, I urge every Iowan to use your voice, to make yourself heard as a citizen of the United States and a proud Iowan. Please vote today. You truly hold the key to leading this state forward.

title: Chet Culver