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Red Dragon (film)

Red Dragon is a 2002 thriller film, based on the novel written by Thomas Harris featuring the brilliant psychiatrist and serial killer Dr. Hannibal Lecter. It is a remake of the 1986 film Manhunter.

 * Written by Ted Tally and directed by Brett Ratner, and based on the novel Red Dragon by Thomas Harris.

To understand the origin of evil, you must go back to the beginning. (taglines)

Dr. Hannibal Lecter

 * Think to yourself that every day is your last. The hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise. As for me, when you want a good laugh, you will find me in fine state... fat and sleek, a true hog of Epicurus' herd.
 * Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage. I think I'll eat your heart.
 * Ah yes, Dr. Chilton. Gruesome, isn't he? Fumbles at your head like a freshman pulling at a panty girdle.
 * Without our imaginations, we'd be like all those other poor dullards. Fear is the price of our instrument. But I can help you bear it.
 * Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black. If one were nude, say, one would want to have outdoor privacy for that sort of thing.
 * Do you like my little exercise cage, Will? My so-called lawyer is always nagging Dr. Chilton for better accommodations. I don't know which is the greater fool.
 * Tell me, Will. Did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn't it feel good? It does to God. Why, only last week in Texas, He dropped a whole church roof on the heads of 34 of His worshippers, just as they were groveling through a hymn. He wouldn't begrudge you one journalist.
 * [in the final letter to Will] My dear Will, you must be healed by now... on the outside, at least. I hope you're not too ugly. What a collection of scars you have. Never forget who gave you the best of them, and be grateful; our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real. We live in a primitive time, don't we, Will? Neither savage nor wise. Half measures are the curse of it; any rational society would either kill me or put me to some use. Do you dream much, Will? I think of you often. Your old friend, Hannibal Lecter.

Will Graham

 * [Of Dolarhyde] When I read his journal, it was just so sad. I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He wasn't born a monster; he was made one through years of abuse.

Francis Dolarhyde

 * I am the Dragon, and you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: before me, you rightly tremble. But fear is not what you owe me, Mr. Lounds. You owe me awe.
 * [Dolarhyde's "fan letter" to Dr. Lecter]: My dear Dr. Lecter: I wanted to tell you I'm delighted that you've taken an interest in me.  And when I learned of your vast correspondence, I thought:  "Dare I?" Of course I do.  I don't believe you'll tell them who I am.  Besides, what particular body I currently occupy is trivial.  The important thing is  what I am becoming.  I know that you alone can understand this transformation.  I have some things I'd love to show you.  If circumstances permit, I hope we can correspond. I have admired you for years and have a complete collection of your press notices.  Actually, I think of them as unfair reviews.  As unfair as mine.  They do like to sling demeaning nicknames, don't they? "The Tooth Fairy." What could be more inappropriate? It would shame me for you to read that, if I didn't know you had suffered the same distortions in the press.
 * [Continuing Dolarhyde's "fan letter"] Investigator Graham interests me. Not your standard gumshoe, is he? More alert. Purposeful-looking. You should've taught him not to meddle. Forgive the stationary. I chose it because it will dissolve very quickly if you should have to swallow it. If I hear from you, next time, I might send you something wet. Until then, dear doctor, I remain your most avid fan.

Dialogue

 * Dinner Guest: Hannibal, confess. What is this divine-looking amuse-bouche?
 * Hannibal Lecter: [smiles deviously] I'm afraid if I tell you, you won't even try it.

 * Hannibal Lecter: Special Agent Graham? What an unexpected pleasure
 * Will Graham: I'm sorry to bother you again, Dr. Lecter. I know it's very late.
 * Hannibal Lecter: There's no bother. We're both night owls, I think. Come in, please. Let me take your coat. So, what's on your mind?
 * Will Graham: We've been on the wrong track, this whole time, doctor, you and I. Our whole profile's wrong. We’ve been looking for someone with a crazy grudge, and some kind of anatomical knowledge - decertified doctors; med-school dropouts; laid-off mortuary workers…
 * Hannibal Lecter: From the precision of the cuts, yes, and his choice of souvenirs.
 * Will Graham: See, that's where we're off target. He's not collecting body parts.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Then why keep them?
 * Will Graham: He's not keeping them. He's eating them. Listen, we were at Molly's parents for New Year's, and Molly's dad was showing my son Josh how to carve a roasted chicken. He said, "The tenderest part of the chicken is the oysters, here on the outer side of the back." I--I had never heard that expression before, "oysters"? And suddenly, I had a flash of the third victim, Darcy Taylor. She was missing flesh from her back. And then it hit me - liver, kidney, tongue, thymus - every single victim lost some body part used in cooking.
 * Hannibal Lecter: [studies Graham for a moment] Have you shared this with the Bureau?
 * Will Graham: No, I didn't. I needed to see you first, but I'm right. I know I'm right. I'm... I'm starting to be able to think like this one.
 * Hannibal Lecter: That's fascinating. You know, I'd always suspected as much: You are an eideteker.
 * Will Graham: I'm not psychic.
 * Hannibal Lecter: No, no, no, this is different; more akin to artistic imagination. You're able to assume the emotional point-of-view of other people, even those that might scare or sicken you. It's a troubling gift, I should think. How I'd love to get you on my couch.
 * Will Graham: Something still doesn't make sense to me: you're the best forensic psychiatrist I know. And somehow, in all our time together, this possibility never occurred to you.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Well, I am only human, Will. Perhaps I made a mistake.
 * Will Graham: You don't strike me as a man who makes very many mistakes.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Now I'm starting to think that I might no longer enjoy your full confidence.
 * Will Graham: No, no, I--I didn't say that. I didn't. I don't, I don't know what I'm saying, I... I'm very, very tired. [thinks for a minute, and then shakes his head in frustration] I... I almost had it.
 * Hannibal Lecter: [smiles] It'll come to you.

 * Will Graham: [speaking of the serial killer he's investigating] He's not going to stop.
 * Detective: Why not?
 * Will Graham: Because it makes him God. Would you give that up?

 * Dr. Frederick Chilton: Tell me, when you saw Lecter's murders, their style, so to speak, were you able perhaps to reconstruct his fantasies? And, if so, did you jot down any impressions?
 * Will Graham: No.
 * Dr. Frederick Chilton: Let me be frank, Mr. Graham. The first definitive analysis of Lecter will be a publisher's wet dream. I'd give you full credit, of course
 * [Graham ignores him, and walks toward the cell door]
 * Dr. Frederick Chilton: Dammit, man, you must have some advice. You caught him. What was your trick?
 * Will Graham: I let him kill me.

 * Hannibal Lecter: That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court.
 * Will Graham: I keep getting it for Christmas.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Christmas, yes. Did you get my card?
 * Will Graham: [uncomfortable] I got it. Thank you.
 * Hannibal Lecter: So nice of the bureau to forward it for me. You know, they wouldn't give me your home address.

 * Will Graham: I need your help, Dr. Lecter.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Birmingham and Atlanta. You want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?
 * Will Graham: Yes.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Why should I?
 * Will Graham: There are things you don’t have - books, library privileges, maybe even computer access. I'll speak to the Chief of Staff.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Ah, yes, Dr. Chilton. Gruesome, isn't he? Fumbles at your head like a freshman at a panty girdle. If you’ll recall, Will, our last collaboration ended rather messily.
 * Will Graham: And there’s another reason.
 * Hannibal Lecter: I’m all ears.
 * Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Then by implication, you think you are smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.
 * Will Graham: No, I know I'm not smarter than you.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Then, how did you catch me?
 * Will Graham: It's all in the transcripts. What does it matter now?
 * Hannibal Lecter: It doesn't matter to me, Will.
 * Will Graham: You had... disadvantages.
 * Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
 * Will Graham: ... You're insane.
 * Hannibal Lecter: [pause] You’re very tan, Will. And your hands are so rough, not like a cop’s hands, anymore. That lotion is something a child would select. It has a ship on the bottle, does it not? [menacing] And how is young Josh, and the lovely Molly? They’re always in my thoughts, you know.

 * Hannibal Lecter: What were the yards like?
 * Will Graham: Big back yards, why?
 * Hannibal Lecter: Because if our pilgrim feels he has a special relationship with the moon, he might want to go out and look at it. Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black. If one were nude, say, one would want outdoor privacy for that sort of thing.
 * Will Graham: You think that would be a factor when he chooses a victim?
 * Hannibal Lecter: Oh, yes. And there will be more of them, of course... victims. So, you'll be wanting lots of these little chin-wags, I take it?
 * Will Graham: I might not have time.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Oh, but I do. I have oodles.
 * Will Graham: I need your opinion now.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Then here's one... you stink of fear under that cheap lotion. You stink of fear, Will, but you're not a coward. You fear me, but still you came here. You fear this shy boy, yet still you seek him out. Don't you understand, Will? You caught me because we're very much alike. Without our imaginations, we'd be like all those other poor... dullards. Fear... is the price of our instrument. But I can help you bear it.

 * Reba McClane: If there's anything I hate worse than pity, it's fake pity. Especially from a walking hard-on like Ralph Mandy.
 * Francis Dolarhyde: I have no pity.

 * Hannibal Lecter: Beneath the yellow folder, you'll find your latest rejection slip from the archives. It was brought to me by mistake with some of my archives mail. I'm afraid I opened it without looking. Sorry.
 * Dr. Frederick Chilton: I think we'll remove Dr. Lecter's toilet seat as well

 * Hannibal Lecter: You sensed who I was back when I was committing what you call "my crimes".
 * Will Graham: Yes.
 * Hannibal Lecter: So you were hurt, not by a fault in your perception or your instincts, but because you failed to act on them until it was too late.
 * Will Graham: You could say that.
 * Hannibal Lecter: But you're wiser now.
 * Will Graham: Yes.
 * Hannibal Lecter: Imagine what you would do, Will, if you could go back in time.
 * Will Graham: Put two in your head before you could palm that stiletto.
 * Hannibal Lecter: [smiles] Very good, Will. You know, I believe we're making progress.

 * Will Graham: [to Reba] That's all for now, but I'd like to come back before I leave town to see how you're doing.
 * Reba McClane: [choking up] Sure. Who could resist a charmer like me?
 * Will Graham: Whatever was left in him that was still human was only kept alive because of you. You probably saved some lives. You didn't attract a freak... You attracted a man with a freak on his back.
 * Reba McClane: [crying] I should have known!
 * Will Graham: Sometimes you can't. Trust me, I've been there myself. There was a lot wrong with Dolarhyde, but there's nothing wrong with you. [smiles] Except your hair. Your hair is a train wreck.

 * Will Graham: What is taking him so long?
 * Molly Graham: Are you kidding? It takes him 20 minutes to get out of bed in the morning!
 * Will Graham: Yeah, but now I have a serious marshmallow jones.

 * [Dolorhyde is holding Graham's son at knifepoint]
 * Francis Dolarhyde: Drop it. Do it now, gumshoe. Your son is about to change. Then your wife. You can watch, then I'll take care of you.
 * [Will drops knife, then notices that his son has wet himself]
 * Will Graham: [imitating Dolorhyde's grandmother] Look at you. I have never seen a child as disgusting as you! You pissed your pants? How dare you! You want me to cut it off? Is that what you want me to do? Apologize! Don't cry at me, you little faggot! Say it! Say it, or I will cut it off! Say, "I'm sorry, daddy, I'm a dirty little beast. Freak. Harelip. And no one will ever love me!
 * [Enraged, Dolarhyde attacks him]
 * Will Graham: Run!

 * Dr. Frederick Chilton: Hannibal, there's someone to see you. A young woman... says she's from the FBI, but she seems much too pretty for that if you ask me. I'll tell her you said no.
 * Hannibal Lecter: ...what is her name?

About Red Dragon (film)

 * In "Red Dragon", Lecter is so much angrier. He's enraged. And he's furious with Ed Norton's character about being locked away, and would destroy him if he could. So it's that anger I wanted to be there. No charm. Just lethal. And Brett helped me get there with that.
 * Anthony Hopkins, "Red Dragon", Alec Hawthorne BBC, 2002/10/02
 * The story is very much about how this guy who has left this kind of work, gets pulled step by step into exactly the kind of full-on level of exposure to danger that he's told himself he doesn't want to get involved in anymore. What's intriguing to me is how Hannibal Lecter is simultaneously insane, filled with rage and desire to do harm to my character [Will Graham] and yet is also the one who's offering him counsel on how to get over the wounds that he, Lecter, gave him. It's very complicated. When Lecter is saying to Graham that he can help him have a better understanding of what happened to him and how he can get past this, even though he's the one who did it to him, it's very strange.
 * Edward Norton, Edward Norton, Alec Cawthorne, BBC Oct. 10, 2002.

Taglines

 * Before the Silence
 * Meet Hannibal Lecter For The First Time
 * How It All Began!
 * FBI Agent Will Graham Is About to Enter the Mind of a Killer. He Must First Let Hannibal Lecter Inside His Head.
 * Before the Silence, there was the Dragon

Cast

 * Anthony Hopkins — Dr. Hannibal Lecter
 * Edward Norton — Will Graham
 * Ralph Fiennes — Francis Dolarhyde
 * Harvey Keitel — Jack Crawford
 * Emily Watson — Reba McClane
 * Mary-Louise Parker — Molly Graham
 * Philip Seymour Hoffman — Freddy Lounds
 * Anthony Heald — Dr. Frederick Chilton

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Mike Warnke

Michael Alfred "Mike" Warnke (born 19 November 1946) was a Christian evangelist and comedian who became one of evangelical Christianity's best-known experts on the subject of Satanism until an investigation by Cornerstone magazine revealed his testimony of having been a reformed ex-Satanist was a lie.

Alive (album) (1975)

 * ...So I wasn't death to this guy, I was just a one-way ticket home. Now I don't know if you've ever stuck a .38 in somebody's navel, but if they look at you and say "Praise the Lord," I guarantee you one thing, it'll separate your head from your shoulders!

 * And silence ... is loud! And I'd be straining real hard to hear what those two boys were saying.  And finally, just when they figured I had my ear right against the window, one of those ol' boys would turn to the other and say "Did you know that Jesus died for your sins?"  And the other one would say "Why no, tell me about it!"

 * Someone says, "Don't you think that Jesus is a crutch?" Well, maybe he is, but when you're crippled, that's not too bad.  Some one else say, "Don't you think you're rather closed-minded?"  I say, "Yeah, but I can afford to be, I'm right."

 * Maybe you don't like some of the things I've said tonight, that's ok. Maybe you don't like me.  I could care less.  Especially you Christians, you don't gotta like me, you gotta love me.  See, I'm a member of your family.  And you can pick your friends, but you're stuck with your relatives!

Growing Up (album) (1983)

 * ....People think that when you get saved, you're crazy. Did you ever wonder why?  What would you think if you were standing beside the road and you saw the local Baptist church go by in pieces?  Would you think they had all their marbles, huh?  Would you think they had both oars in the water, huh?  Huh?  Wouldn't you think that maybe their porchlight was out?

Stuff Happens (album) (1985)

 * Christians have their own language.

 * Now, after the concert, y'all are going to want to pig out. But you don't want to say you're going to go pig out. So one of you is come up to the other and say, "How about a little fellowship?"

 * Christians don't gossip, they "share"; and when they really get mean, they "share in love". If a Christian comes up to you and says, "I'm going to share this with you in love", watch out.

 * Pregnant women got someone else in there hangin' from their ribcage goin' "We got to go now."

 * Don't ever get between a pregnant woman and the bathroom door; it don't matter if the sister's saved, she'll hurt you in Jesus' name! She'll be saying  ' I pray for you in a minute. '

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Sugar Sugar Rune

Sugar Sugar Rune is a manga and anime series created by Moyoco Anno. These are quotes from the English manga.

Chocolat Meillure/Chocolat Kato

Sugar Sugar Rune Choco Rune, your heart come to me!

(to Takamura) This is what I can do for you.

I'm so MAD!

Do I feel this way because of the smell of the jasmine flowers?

I'm okay because I'm not cold.

Vanilla's probably crying by herself too right now.

Agreement!

And I'm falling in love as quickly as I'm tumbling down right now.

I shouldn't have let go of his hand...

You are my horse! (to the Nihilist Spider)

So Amber, how old are you really?

When the noir is gone, even Cireux can sense Pierre's kindness.

I don't care if my body rips into a thousand pieces, I'll use all my powers so my heart will shine as brightly as it can!

Hey hey! This place has two bathrooms! How luxurious. I had heard the Human World was lame, but I might actually like it here!

He was so cool...even during the whole carrot thing. (about Pierre)

So this is the power of human love...

Vanilla Mieux/Vanilla Ice

Sugar Sugar Rune, Vani Rune, heart, heart, please come to me!

I'll become the queen who can touch the darkness.

It's a bittersweet and memorable pain.

Chocolat-chan, when you become queen, I want to be a baker in the Magical World.

Gather, Noir!

Pierre

Girls are at their most beautiful when they're asleep.

I want a lot more strength.

I'm going to take your heart, Chocolat.

A baby witch like you who can't even create a force field, telling me you're going to take my heart?

Collecting red and orange hearts can't compete with noir.

Sanction!

I love you, Chocolat.

Rockin' Robin/Rock 'n' Lovin

It's because she's in love.

I could... even during your bathtime. (when Chocolat comments on his entering without permission)

Maybe it's the fire department come to throw some water on our fiery love.

My forbidden love for Chocolat!

Amber

And you didn't use magic? How kind of you.

You couldn't tell I was nice from the beginning?

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Shrek the Third

Shrek the Third (or Shrek III, also known as Shrek 3, or Shrek 3: Escape of Tower) is a 2007 film in which, after being reluctantly designated as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away, Shrek hatches a plan to install the rebellious Artie as the new king while Princess Fiona tries to fend off a coup d'état by the jilted Prince Charming. Shrek was a first sequel in 2001, Shrek 2 was a second sequel in 2004, and Shrek Forever After was a third sequel in 2010.
 * Directed by Chris Miller. Written by Jeffrey Price and Peter S. Seaman, Chris Miller, and Aron Warner, based on Shrek! by William Steig.

Who's ready for Thirds?taglines

Shrek

 * Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre! I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be.
 * Well, somebody better be dying.
 * Better out than in, I always say. [chuckles]
 * [screams, groans] Donkey. Donkey! Wake up!
 * Oh, Arthur, come out, come out, wherever you are!
 * We're here for the mascot contest, too.
 * Now, where can I find Arthur Pendragon?

Dialogue

 * [First lines; The movie begins with a familiar beam of light shines down. These beam of light descends onto a stage. Lightning flashes to reveal Prince Charming rides the horse his valiant steed Chauncey across the open plains. The wind blows back his golden mane]
 * Prince Charming: Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming! [Lightning cracks. Thunder booms. Charming straddles a wooden hobby horse and gallops in place. A stage hand uses a bellow to blow air into Prince Charming's face. Another stage hand turns a crank that creates the moves background. In the orchestra, a man uses coconuts to create the sound effects of a galloping horse. Two more stage hands back stage create the cheap sound effects of thunder and lightning. A crudely constructed castle tower sits in front of a cheaply painted backdrop. The Fairytale Creatures are sitting at a table in the audience]
 * Gingerbread Man: This is worse than "Love Letters". I hate dinner theater!
 * Pinocchio: Me, too. [his nose grows]
 * Prince Charming: [rides to the base of the tower] Whoa there, Chauncey! [dismounts and sets his hobby horse on the ground, and strikes a dramatic pose]
 * Actress: [as the princess, leaning from the tower window] Hark! The brave Prince Charming approacheth.
 * Prince Charming: [puffing his chest out] Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you, then take my place as rightful king. [An old couple at a table look confused]
 * Old Lady: [to the old man] What did she say? [Prince Charming glares as the bored audience largely ignores him. A man in a bad ogre costume comes onto the stage. The whole crowd erupts into applauses]
 * Gingerbread Man: Yeah! It's Shrek!
 * Little Pigs and Pinocchio: Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
 * Prince Charming: [ignoring the cheers, pulls out his sword, and confronts the Shrek-like beast] Prepare, foul beast, to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!
 * Waiter: [singing while carrying a birthday cake] Happy birthday to thee / Happy birthday to thee
 * Prince Charming: Do you mind?! [hops out of the way when a chair lands on stage. It slides past him and bumps into the tower facade]
 * Gingerbread Man: Do you mind?! Boring! [The audience laughs]
 * Prince Charming: [glares at them, then rises to recover, and points his sword at the monster again. The tower facade starts to topple] Prepare, foul beast... [looks over his shoulder and sees the facade falling. He cringes. The scenery slams against the stage, but Prince Charming is unharmed, perfectly framed in the princesses' window. The crowd laughs at the embarrassed Prince Charming. He shakes his mangled sword at the audience] Someday, you'll be sorry.
 * Heckler: [off-screen] We already are! [They laugh again. Prince Charming throws down his sword, picks up his hobby horse, and exits]
 * Ogre Mascot: Grr! ''[The song and the laughter follow Prince Charming backstage. Prince Charming walks through a tunnel backstage that leads to a door. The door has a star with his name written on it. He opens it. Prince Charming sits at his broken vanity and sobs. His make-shift dressing room is in an alley way next to the theater. Horses whinny as a carriage passes by. The castle of Far Far Away can be seen on the hill in the background. Prince Charming breaks down and cries. He looks up and sees a picture of the Fairy Godmother taped to the vanity. "Don't stop believing! Mommy's Little Angel" is written on the picture]
 * Prince Charming: [heavy sobs] Mommy... [weeps again and then looks back at the picture. A determined change grows across his face] You're right. I can't let this happen. I CAN'T! [looks at the castle on the hill. He stands up, faces the castle, and holds his chin up high] I am the rightful King of Far Far Away. And I promise you this, Mother, I will restore dignity to my throne! [a big gust of wind blows a newspaper page across his face. He peels it off and looks at the headline. His eyes tense and narrow. In the newspaper is a picture of Shrek and Fiona waving to the crowd] And this time, no one will stand in my way. [crumples up the newspaper in his fists. The camera booms down from the Far Far Away sign. The sun rises and the birds sing. The sun shines through the bedroom window as the camera pans over to Shrek and Fiona waking up]
 * Shrek: Good morning.
 * Princess Fiona: Good morning. [dreaming] Morning breath.
 * [Shrek breathes in and smiles]
 * Shrek: [dreaming] I know. Isn't it wonderful?
 * [The bedroom doors fly open and Donkey and the Dronkeys rush in. The Dronkeys head right for Shrek and Fiona. Shrek cowers beneath the bedclothes.]
 * Donkey: [singing] Good morning, good morning! [Shrek sinks further into the blankets as the Dronkeys exuberantly lick him. Fiona is amused] The sun is shining through / Good morning, good morning [coming closer and closer to Shrek] To you! [to Fiona] And you! [to the Dronkeys] And you! [the Dronkeys fly out of the room, knocking down everything in their path as Puss comes in] They grow up so fast.
 * Shrek: [greatly annoyed] Not fast enough. [lifts his hand and snuffs out a little fire on the bed]
 * Puss in Boots: [leaps onto the bed] Okay. You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. Several functions require your attendance, sir.
 * Shrek: Great! Let's get started. [immediately pulls the covers up over his head and starts to snore]
 * Donkey: Come on, lazybones. Time to get moving! [yanks off the sheets, surprised to see Shrek's bare legs] AHH!!! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
 * [Then the title "Shrek the Third" appears on the stain glass window, as the movie begins. The camera pans down from a stained glass window. The song "Royal Pain" by the Eels plays in the background as the begin titles over is superimposed. A large crowd has gathered to watch the knighting. Shrek walks down the aisle of the church. Shrek walks up to the knight who seems a bit nervous]
 * Eels: [singing] I got some sleep and I needed it / Not a lot, just a little bit / Someone's always trying to keep me from it. [Shrek holds a sword, but he doesn't have any idea what he is supposed to do with it] It's a crying shame / It's a royal pain in the neck.
 * Shrek: [looks at Puss, who indicates how to knight a person with his own sword, and starts to knight the knight] I knight thee. [accidentally stabs the knight] Heh, heh. Ooh.
 * [The crowd, Fiona, Puss and Donkey look on, shocked. Shrek and Fiona officiate at a boat christening for the Royal Navy. Shrek is holding a bottle of champagne. He leans on the boat, accidentally pushing it down the ramp. Shrek throws the bottle at the boat and it punches an enormous hole in the side of the hull. The boat quickly sinks. Shrek turns to find the patrons of Far Far Away shaking their heads as they leave. Raul, the make-up specialist, tightens some aprons around Shrek and Fiona. Donkey, Puss and Raul stand in front of them]
 * Donkey: Well, since you're filling in for one, you might as well look like a real king. Can somebody come in here and work on Shrek, please?!
 * Raul: [stares at Shrek, who raises his eyebrow] Ahem. I will see what I can do.
 * [He unrolls a satchel full of different gardening tools. Suddenly, Shrek's arms and legs are strapped into a chair. A man stands with his back to the camera and pulls on a rip cord as if he's holding a chain saw. Vroom! Vroom! He turns around to reveal a circular sander and starts to grind away at Shrek's gruesome toenails. Shrek cringes. We see a close-up of Shrek's eye. A mascara brush comes into frame and pulls at Shrek's eyelash. Fiona gets her nose hairs plucked]
 * Princess Fiona: Ow!
 * [Lipstick is applied to some lips. The camera pulls back to reveal that the lips are Shrek's. A hand tries to tighten a zipper on Shrek's back. It keeps snagging on the skin until they finally rips it past and tighten up the zipper all the way. A small sock is placed onto Shrek's foot. With a shoe horn, Shrek's foot is shoved into a small shoe. Pop! A collar is placed around Fiona's neck and her corset is tightened. A drill comes into frame and tightens the rivet on Shrek's belt. A mole is placed on his cheek. Reveal: Shrek and Fiona standing awkwardly in outrageous Renaissance outfits. Donkey gasps]
 * Donkey: Oh!
 * Puss in Boots: [rolls his eyes] Yeah, wow.
 * Princess Fiona: [feeling uncomfortable] Uh, is this really necessary?
 * Raul: [to Shrek] Ho, ho. Quite necessary, Fiona.
 * Shrek: I'm Shrek, you twit.
 * Raul: Whatever.
 * Puss in Boots: Okay, peoples. This isn't a rehearsal. Let's see some hustle!
 * Donkey: Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
 * [Off-screen, the Master of Ceremonies announces the couples arriving at the party. Fiona turns to Shrek and sees he is not in a good mood]
 * Shrek: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up Fiona.
 * Princess Fiona: I'm sorry, Shrek, but can you please just try to grin and bear it? It's just until Dad gets better. [Shrek lets out another frustrated sigh] Shrek?
 * Shrek: Yeah.
 * Princess Fiona: You look handsome.
 * Shrek: Ah. Come here, you. [she gives him a supportive smile. He relaxes and smiles back. Fiona puckers up her lips and he leans in for a kiss, but their bulky outfits prevent it. They let out a huge breath of air] Oh, my butt is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit. [tries to scratch his butt but to no avail] Oh. [whistles] Hey, you! Come here. [a man holding a ruby scepter walks over to him] What's your name?
 * Fiddlesworth: Uh, Fiddlesworth, sir.
 * Shrek: Hoo-hoo-hoo. Perfect.
 * [The announcer introduces Shrek and Fiona]
 * Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
 * [The audience claps. The curtain starts to open. Fiddlesworth is scratching away at Shrek's butt]
 * Shrek: Ahh! You've done it. A little to the left, yeah. That's great.
 * Princess Fiona: Uh, Shrek?
 * [Fiddlesworth struggles to reach Shrek's itch. The crowd looks on in horror. Fiona tries to get his attention]
 * Shrek: Ahh! All right, you got it...Oh yeah, you're on it. Oh, that's it! Oh, that's good.
 * Princess Fiona: Shrek...
 * Shrek: Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You're on it. That's great!
 * Princess Fiona: Shrek! [Shrek and Fiddlesworth finally see the crowd. They both freeze. Shrek laughs nervously. Suddenly, Shrek's belt buckle snaps off and hits Donkey in the eye]
 * Donkey: [stumbling through the crowd, screamed] Ow! My eye! My eye! [grabs hold of a lady in the crowd]
 * Woman: What are you doing?! [pushes Donkey away. He falls, knocks over a guard holding an axe on his way down. The guard drops the axe. It flies past Puss, who is in the arms of a lady. The axe knocks over a vase. The vase flies up on stage and Fiona maneuvers to catch it. In flight, water spills out of the vase which causes Fiona to fall over. Shrek's tuxedo bib slaps him in the face. The clasp holding Shrek's pants up breaks off. Shrek stands on stage with his pants around his ankles. He shuffles towards Fiona]
 * Shrek: Fiona! [trips over his pants and hits a loose wooden plank on the stage. The plank flings up and sends Fiddlesworth flying through the air where his jacket slips over a banner pole, trapped him]
 * Fiddlesworth: Uhhh... [whimpers]
 * Shrek: [has reached Fiona who is still lying on the floor] Are you okay?
 * Princess Fiona: Yeah. I'm fine. [her eyes widen]
 * Fiddlesworth: [his jacket rips and he falls onto a waiter carrying flaming skewers] Ahhhh!!! [The skewers fly through the air. Donkey stands up in frame with one eye half shut. The flaming skewers shoot by him and land in the curtains, setting them on fire]
 * Donkey: Oh! Shrimp! My favorite! [blows one of the skewers out and takes a bite. The fire causes a Far Far Away shield to detach from a wooden ceiling beam and fall onto the stage, breaking it in half. The whole stage collapses in the middle. The buffet tables slide toward Shrek and Fiona at the other end and collide. Crash! Bang!]

 * Harold: He's named is Arthur.
 * Shrek: Arthur? [Harold coughs]

 * [At the Poison Apple Pub]
 * Prince Charming: What does a Prince have to do to get a drink around here? [Mabel turns around in front of him] Ah, Mabel, why they call you an ugly stepsister I'll never know. Where's Doris, taking the night off?
 * Mabel: She's not welcome here, and neither are you. [spits into the mug] What do you want, Charming? [wipes the mug with a cloth]
 * Prince Charming: Oh not much, just a chance at redemption... [laughs] and a Fuzzy Navel. [stands up and turns to the villains] And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
 * [Captain Hook angrily rips across the piano keys with his hook, the Singing witch angrily bares her teeth at Charming, the Evil Queen angrily breaks her pool cue stick, and Stromboli angrily smashes his beer mug]
 * Captain Hook: We're not your friends. [Mabel grabs Prince Charming by his shoulders and pins him on top of the bar; he then places his hook against his neck] And you, don't belong here.
 * Prince Charming: You are right, oh, I mean, you are absolutely right, but I mean, do any of us?
 * Cyclops: Do a number on his face!!!!
 * Prince Charming: No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think. [to the Evil Queen] Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and then what happened?
 * Evil Queen: Oh, what's it to you?
 * Prince Charming: They left you the un-fairest of them all. And now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. How does that feel?
 * Evil Queen: [remorsefully] Pretty unfair.
 * Prince Charming: [to Stromboli] And you! Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.
 * Stromboli: I hate that little wooden puppet.
 * Prince Charming: And Hook...need I say more? [Hook backs off, feeling insecure about his appendage] And you! Frumpy-pigskin.
 * Rumpelstiltskin: Rumpelstiltskin.
 * Prince Charming: Where's that first-born you were promised? [Rumpelstiltskin caresses a pacifier tattoo on his forearm; turns to Mabel] Mabel, remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot into that tiny glass slipper? [Mabel sighs depressingly] Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now, eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy-tale creature that has EVER done you wrong! [turns his attention to the villains] Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. But there are two sides to every story. And our side has not been told. So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their happily ever after?!
 * [The villains cheer rowdily, but then start to have a big brawl in the pub. Charming looks and drinks his Fuzzy Navel]

 * Puss in Boots: [talking to cats] It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny, but I will never forget you. You are the love of my life. [another female cats talking] As are you... [to another female cat] And you... [more cats arguing at each other] And, uh...hi. I don't know you, but I'd like to. [another cat yells angrily] I gotta go. [leaves]

 * Princess Fiona: [feeling her stomach] Shrek!
 * Shrek: [calling out to her] Yeah?!
 * Princess Fiona: Wait!
 * Shrek: What is it?!
 * Princess Fiona: [taking a deep breath] I'm...I'm... [but was cut off by the ship captain's fog horn]
 * Shrek: [laughs] I love you too, honey!
 * Princess Fiona: No! No, I said I'm- [cut off by the fog horn again]
 * Shrek: [grabs the fog horn from the captain, and throws it overboard] You're what?!
 * Princess Fiona: I said I'm pregnant!
 * [The fairytale creatures cheer]
 * Shrek: [can't believe his ears] Oh...what was that?!
 * Princess Fiona: You're going to be a father!
 * Shrek: [nervous laugh] That's great.
 * Princess Fiona: Really?! I'm glad you think so! I love you!?
 * Shrek: [smiles back at Fiona] Yeah... [nervous laugh] Me, too. You...
 * [Fiona smiles as the Queen places a hand on her shoulder. Overjoyed at the news, Donkey pops up onto the railing]
 * Donkey: [pops up onto the railing] I'm going to be an uncle! I'm going to be an uncle! I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!!
 * Puss in Boots: Oh, and you, my friend, are royally- [the different fog horn blasts again as the boat disappears into the fog]

 * [The boat travels along in the open sea. Shrek is fast asleep as the boat travels through an estuary and beaches itself. Shrek wakes up. He opens the cabin door]
 * Shrek: Ahhh. Home. [smiles to himself. The boat has beached itself right outside of his swamp house. He leaps off the boat] Whoo-hoo! [takes a deep breath of swamp air] Ahh. [skips and dances happily toward his house]
 * Princess Fiona: [off-screen] Shrek!
 * Shrek: Ooh. [laughs, sashays through the front door with his eyes closed, presenting himself] Fiona?! [after a moment of silence, he opens his eyes, realizing that Fiona is not there] Fiona?! [looks around the room, puzzled. The door slams closed behind him. A baby carriage rolls slowly into frame behind him, with a light shining on it. He turns slowly and sees the baby carriage covered with a blanket. Shrek removes the blanket, revealing a baby ogre, smiling innocently at him] Oh, no. [the baby burps] Better out than in, I always say. [chuckles. This time, the baby's burp turns into projectile vomit aimed directly at him] Whoa! [puts his hand up to block the vomit, but to no avail] WHOA!!! [the baby continues to vomit, but eventually stops after completely soiling themselves. The baby looks like it's about to sobs] No, no, no, no! It's okay. [the baby cries] It's gonna be all right. [picks up the baby, smiling at it cautiously. He holds it awkwardly for a few seconds, then looks up and realizes that his house is filled with babies]
 * Ogre Baby: Dada!
 * [Babies roll around his living room, tearing the fabric off his chair. The chair reclines, catapulting one of the babies onto Shrek's head. A standing lamp with a baby on top falls, and Shrek dives to catch him. Another baby is pulling the tablecloth, causing lethal knives to fly straight at him. Shrek snatches the baby away just before he is impaled. One of the babies strikes a match near the fireplace. Shrek runs over, picks up the baby and blows out the match. He takes a baby out of the cauldron]
 * Shrek: Stop! Hey, wait! No! [panics. A baby is knocking glass jars off the shelf. Shrek catches him before he crawls off of it. Shrek runs through the room picking up babies. After he has collected as many babies as he can, Shrek slides open the curtain to his bedroom] Huh? [sees a baby sitting in his bed]
 * Ogre Baby: [looks up at him with a shrug] Ba ba pants.
 * [Suddenly, Shrek hears a loud rumble. He turns around. Babies start pouring out of the window and the fireplace. First there is one, then two, then thirty more follow. Hundreds of them start piling in. Shrek makes a run for the doorway, but no matter how hard he runs, the doorway keeps getting farther and farther away! He keeps trying, hundreds of babies trailing behind. Finally, Shrek reaches the door and opens it. He slams it shut behind him and closes his eyes. Everything is quiet. He opens his eyes and finds himself on stage in front of his high school. Shrek looks up to find a graduation cap on his head. The audience is full of ogre babies laughing at him. The camera pulls back to reveal Shrek standing at the podium, naked. Shrek's eyes pop open, he sits upright and tries to compose himself]
 * Shrek: [screams, groans] Donkey. Donkey! Wake up!
 * [Donkey and Puss turn around, but they both have baby-ogre faces! Donkey makes a baby noise. Shrek screams in horror. As the camera zooms in, his eyes glow red and his teeth became sharp and pointy.]
 * Donkey: [with ogre baby head] Dada!
 * [A fog horn blows. Shrek bolts upright again, screaming. Donkey and Puss wake up]
 * Donkey: Shrek! Shrek! Are you okay?
 * Shrek: [breathing and composing himself] Oh, I can't believe I'm going to be a father. [Donkey and Puss look at each other. He gets up and walks to the ship's railing] How did this happen?
 * Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man has feelings for a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him.
 * Shrek: I know how it happened. I just can't believe it.
 * Donkey: [to Puss in Boots] How does it happen?
 * [Puss in Boots rolls his eyes at Donkey]

 * Donkey: Worcester-shiree? Now, that sounds fancy!
 * Shrek : It's "Worcestershire".
 * Donkey: Like the sauce? Mmm. It's spicy!

 * [Shrek and Puss in Boots search the hallways, looking for Artie]
 * Shrek: Oh, Arthur, come out, come out, wherever you are!
 * [Off-screen we hear mumbling from inside a locker. Shrek and Puss in Boots look as Donkey bursts out of the locker. He has been stuffed inside. Off-screen we hear some students laughing]
 * Donkey: [angrily] Yeah, you better run, you little punk no-goodniks! 'Cause the days of little Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over!
 * [An "I Suck-eth" sign has been taped to Donkey's butt. Shrek spots students entering the Gymnasium. They approach a hall monitor who stops them]
 * Hall Monitor: Hold it.
 * [Two mascot costumed students walk up to the hall monitor]
 * Student 1: We're here for the mascot contest.
 * Student 2: Grr!
 * [The hall monitor waves them in. Shrek gets an idea]
 * Shrek: [pleased with himself] We're here for the mascot contest, too.
 * Hall Monitor: [suspicious] This is a costume? [reaches out and starts painfully pinching and pulling Shrek's skin]
 * Shrek: [trying to hide the pain] Ay! Worked on it all night long. [struggling not to scream in agony]
 * Hall Monitor: [lets Shrek's face snap back into the place, and still suspicious] Looks pretty real to me.
 * Puss in Boots: If he were real, could I do this? [throws his Batarangs deep into Shrek's butt]
 * Donkey: Or this? [kicks Shrek hard in the groin with his hind legs]
 * Shrek: [winces, sweats, and unbelievably strained] If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
 * Donkey: Now watch this!
 * Shrek: [interrupting; through gritted teeth] That's quite enough, boys.

 * Arthur Pendragon: [to Shrek] Please, don't eat me.
 * Students and Teacher: Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
 * Shrek: I'm not here to eat him!
 * Students and Teacher: [groaning] Aww.
 * Shrek: It's time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies. You are the new king of Far Far Away.
 * Arthur Pendragon: What?!
 * Lancelot: Artie? King? More like a Mayor of Loserville!
 * [Everyone laughs]

 * Captain Hook: [looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook] Well, well, well! If it isn't Peter Pan!
 * Mother: His name's not Peter!
 * Captain Hook: Shut it, Wendy.
 * [Mother screams in terror]

 * [Prince Charming becomes frustrated, he turns Pinocchio's head towards him]
 * Prince Charming: You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet...where is Shrek?
 * Pinocchio: [turns his body around, thinks nervously] Well...I don't know where he's not.
 * Prince Charming: [gets in Pinocchio's face] You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
 * Pinocchio: [still a little nervous] It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume, that I couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
 * Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
 * Pinocchio: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
 * Prince Charming: Stop it!
 * Pinocchio: ...I do not know where he shouldn't be. [Captain Hook scratches his head, even the Three Little Pigs are frustrated] If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean that I wouldn't completely not know where he wasn't.
 * Gingy: [continues to singing "Lollipop Song"] On the good ship Lollipop...

 * Puss: What did I say?

 * Shrek: [to Artie shortly after they crash the boat] If you think this is getting you out of anything, well it isn't! We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another! And you're gonna be a father!
 * Arthur Pendragon: [confused] What?
 * Donkey: [to Shrek] You just said father!
 * Shrek: [to Artie] I said...king, you're gonna be king!
 * Artie: [imitating Shrek] You're gonna be king! [reverts back to his normal voice] Yeah, right. [walks away]
 * Shrek: Where do you think you're going?!
 * Arthur Pendragon: Far, far away, from YOU!!!
 * Shrek: You get back here, young man! Now, I mean it!
 * [But Artie walks away again]

 * Shrek: Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you didn't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's whack! [gets hit in the face with a branch that Artie had evidently pulled back]
 * Artie: [runs up to Merlin's house] Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me! [knocks on the door of a tree incessantly] Hello! Hello!
 * [A holograph of Merlin emits from a crystal a few feet adjacent to the door]
 * Merlin: Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex. Now prepare- [the holograph cuts off; comes out the front door and says] I knew I should have got that warranty. [bangs on the holograph, which gives him an electric shock]
 * Artie: [recognizing him] Mr. Merlin?

 * Artie: This is lame.
 * Merlin: [whacks him] You're lame.

 * Shrek: (Quiet, you!) Alright, alright, journey to the soul.

 * Fiona: Charming, let go of her!
 * Prince Charming: But why would I want to do that?
 * Rapunzel: [looks at Charming] Woof!
 * [They both share a kiss, much to the squad's shock]
 * Fiona: [anonymous] What?
 * Prince Charming: Say hello ladies to the new queen of Far Far Away!
 * Cinderella: Yay! [claps]
 * [Awkward pause]
 * Fiona: Rapunzel, how could you?
 * Rapunzel: Jealous much?
 * Prince Charming: Soon you’ll be back where you started… scrubbing floors or locked away in towers; that is, if I let you last the week.
 * Rapunzel: But Pooky, you said you wouldn't hurt them.
 * Prince Charming: Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.

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 * [After Merlin sends Shrek, Donkey, Artie and Puss back to Far, Far Away]
 * Donkey: [in Puss' body, groans] Man, I have not been on a trip like that since college.
 * [Shrek and Artie are surprised]
 * Shrek: Donkey?
 * Donkey: [in Puss' body, confused] What? Is there something in my teeth? [gasps in horror, and looks around himself, then realizes that he is in Puss' body] What the-? Oh, no! I have been abracadabra-ed into a Fancy Feasting, second rate sidekick!
 * Puss: [in Donkey's body, falls on the ground; groans] At least you don't look like some kind of bloated roadside of pinata! You should think about going on a diet!
 * Donkey: [in Puss' body] Yeah, you should think about getting yourself a pair of pants! [covers himself as if being naked] I feel all exposed and nasty! [Shrek and Artie laugh] Oh, so you two think this is funny?!

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 * Guard: How dare you!
 * Shrek: Donkey, we're dealing with amateurs.
 * Artie: He's a star, people! Hello?! I'm Sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
 * Shrek: I'm gonna lose it! [continues trying to keep his cool]
 * Artie: I assume you have everything ready for tonight? You did get the list for the dressing room?
 * Donkey: [in Puss' body] Yeah, the breakfast croissants stuffed with seared sashimi tuna. [aggravated] Oh, and please tell me you at least got the saffron corn with jalapeño honey butter. Because our client cannot get into his properly emotional state without his jalapeño HONEY BUTTER!
 * Shrek: I just lost it.
 * [Puss turns eyes at Shrek even more aggravated]
 * Guard: Perhaps we should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.
 * Puss: [in Donkey's body] Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy, I PROMISE!

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 * Shrek: [confronts Charming in the dressing room] Break a leg. On second thought, let me break it for you.
 * Prince Charming: Thank goodness. I was afraid you wouldn't get back in time. [presses a button]
 * Shrek: [grabs him] Where's Fiona?
 * Prince Charming: Don't worry. She and the others are safe, for now. [grins evilly; the guards burst in and hold Artie hostage. Shrek puts him down] Let me guess. Arthur.
 * Artie: [facing him] It's "Artie", actually.
 * Prince Charming: This boy is supposed to be the new King of Far Far Away? [laughs and held the dagger to Artie's throat] How pathetic. Stand still so I won't make a mess.
 * Shrek: Charming, stop! I'm here now. You got what you wanted. This isn't about him.
 * Artie: Then who's this about? I'm supposed to be king, right?
 * Shrek: You weren't really next in line for the throne, I was!
 * Artie: [shocked] But you said the king asked for me personally.
 * Shrek: Not exactly.
 * Artie: What's that supposed to mean?
 * Shrek: I said whatever I had to say, alright? I wasn't right for the job, I just needed some fool to replace me, and you fit the bill, so just go!
 * Artie: [hurt and angered] You were playing me the whole time.
 * Shrek: You catch on real fast, kid. Maybe you're not as big of a loser as I thought.
 * [Donkey tries to reason with Artie, but Puss stops him]
 * Artie: You know, for a minute there...I actually thought you...
 * Prince Charming: What? That he cared about you? He's an ogre. What did you expect? [Artie breaks free from the guards and glares at Shrek before storming out the dressing room in anger. Shrek feels guilty] You really do have a way with children, Shrek.
 * [The guards lead Shrek out of the room]

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 * Donkey: [in Puss' body] We went to high school, the boat crashed, and we've got Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booped by the magic man!
 * Doris: You poor sweet things.
 * Cinderella: [confused] I don't get it.
 * Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
 * Sleeping Beauty: [wakes up] Huh? Who dat?

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 * Donkey: [in Puss' body] Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
 * Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
 * Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
 * Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
 * Donkey: [in Puss' body, annoyed] Alright, alright, alright! From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

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 * Artie: [off-screen] Everybody, stop!
 * Prince Charming: [exasperated] Oh, what is it now?!?!
 * Shrek: [surprised] Artie?
 * Artie: [jumping and leaping onto the stage] Who really thinks we need to settle things this way? [all the villains raise their hands] You're telling me you just want to be villains your whole lives?
 * Hook: But we are villains. It's the only thing we know.
 * Artie: Didn't you ever wish you could be something else?
 * Evil Tree Steve: Well, it's easy for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree.
 * Prince Charming: You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack them!
 * Evil Tree Ed: [covering Charming's mouth] What Steve's trying to say here is that it's hard to come by honest work when the whole world's against you.
 * Evil Tree Steve: Right. Thanks, Ed.
 * Artie: Okay, fair enough. You're right. I'm not a talking tree. But you know, a good friend of mine once told me...that just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre, or just some loser, doesn't mean you are one. The thing that matters most is what you think of yourself. If there's something you really want or someone you really want to be, then the only person standing in your way...is you.
 * Rumpelstiltskin: Me?
 * Guard: Get him, lads!
 * Artie: No, no! What I mean is, each of you, is standing in your own way.
 * Villains: [realizing] Oh.
 * Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.
 * Evil Queen: I'd like to open up a spa in France!
 * Hook: I grow daffodils, and they're beautiful. [smiles, looks thoughtfully at his sword, and throws it down]
 * [The pirates throw theirs down, followed by the witches and Evil Knights. The evil knight, who's holding Pinocchio, is thinking about it, when Pinocchio reaches over and takes the ax from him. The weapons pile up in the middle of the stage. Everyone else cheers and starts to mingle, introducing themselves and shaking hands. Gingy high fives with an Evil Knight. Fiona is untied. Mabel walks up to Doris and lightly punches her on the jaw. Doris returns the sign of affection by punching Mabel in the jaw, but a bit too hard, sending her falling to the ground. Suddenly, Charming kicks himself free from the Evil Tree, and charges them. He grabs a sword from the discard pile and raises it up, his aim set at Artie. Despite his fear, Artie faces Charming bravely. As Charming charges, Shrek finds the strength to break his chains. Just before Charming strikes, a chain whips into frame, wrapping around the sword. Shrek pulls Charming around in a circle, away from Artie. Enraged, he charges at Shrek and impales him with the sword. Charming let us go, and Shrek stumbles back with the weapon impaled in him, and falls to the floor, groaning]
 * Prince Charming: [thinking he killed Shrek; laughs evily, and turn to the audience] A new era finally begins! [the audience cowers, but Shrek looks up smiling and nods at Fiona and Artie] Now, all of you, bow before your king!
 * Shrek: [rises up behind Charming, and clears his throat, which started Charming in shock] You need to work on your aim. [takes the sword out of his armpit, and holds up Charming in the air]
 * Prince Charming: [doesn't believe this] This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After!
 * Shrek: Well, I guess you need to keep looking. [looks at Fiona lovingly, then back at Charming] 'Cause I'm not giving up mine. [throws Charming on the stage and whistles the signal]
 * ''[Dragon pushes the tower with her tail]
 * Prince Charming: [looking up; last words] Mummy?!
 * [The tower crushes Charming, killing him]

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 * Donkey: [normal voice] I'm me again!
 * Puss: [normal voice] And I'm not you!
 * Merlin: Oops. [realizes that Puss's cape and Donkey's tail were swapped, then walks away] Ah, never mind.

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 * Shrek: [looking at Artie talking with princesses] See, what did I tell you? The kid's gonna make a great king.
 * Princess Fiona: For what it's worth, you would have too.
 * Shrek: [rubs Fiona's stomach] I have something much more important in mind.
 * [They kiss]

Cast

 * Mike Myers — Shrek
 * Eddie Murphy — Donkey
 * Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona
 * Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots
 * Julie Andrews — Lillian
 * John Cleese — Harold
 * Rupert Everett — Prince Charming
 * Eric Idle — Merlin
 * Justin Timberlake — Artie
 * Frank Welker — Dragon
 * John Lithgow — Lord Farquaad
 * Conrad Vernon — The Muffin Man

Taglines

 * Who's ready for Thirds?
 * He's in for the royal treatment
 * The Wait is Ogre!
 * Cookies that talk. Trees that walk. Donkeys on deck. It must be... Shrek!
 * A family movie you will want to see ogre, and ogre, and ogre again
 * The best Shrek yet!
 * For the funniest happily ever after.

title: Shrek the Third