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Garfield and Friends

Garfield and Friends was a popular animated series based on the comic strip Garfield.

Quotes from Garfield

 * "Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night--nor cat with bad disposition--will stay this clown from his appointed rounds." ~Binky
 * Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! I'm Binky the Clown! Is this the home of Mrs. Edna Fogarty? Garfield: ...No. Binky: I'm here to wish her a happy 97th birthday! Garfield: If he does, Edna won't make 98. Binky: "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-doo. May your day be pleasant. Open up your present just for you, just for you!" [from Peace and Quiet]
 * "Hold still, little spider, while I squash you with the window. Hey, I know it's kinda cruel, but it's part of my job." - Garfield [from the quickie "Spider"]
 * Jon: Well guys, how would you like to experience something real scary? Garfield: Hmmm, Jon's gonna sing. Jon: Something so spooky you'll never get over it. Garfield: Hmmm, he's gonna sing and dance.
 * Jon: Don't you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi? Garfield: You're right. Egypt's further.
 * Garfield: Are there any questions? Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed? Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any intelligent questions? [from All About Odie]
 * "Anyone who sings like that should be drug out into the street and shot. Or worse, made to listen to a tape of themselves." ~Garfield [from Garfield's Moving Experience]
 * "Garfield's been a very bad dog lately. I'm gonna teach him a lesson she'll never forget." ~Jon [from Mistakes Will Happen]
 * Garfield: [to Odie] Can you imagine Pete trying to scare us? Odie: [actually speaking] I don't know, I'm kinda scared. [from Mistakes Will Happen]
 * Jon: Garfield! How did you get here? Garfield: Knowing you, it was probably economy coach.
 * "What luck. Jon finally gets a decent quantity of food in the house and it had to be yogurt." ~Garfield [from Twice Told Tale]
 * "You should never say, 'Things can't possibly get any worse.' Things'll always find a way." ~Garfield
 * Garfield's "Abu Dhabi" song to Nermal: Abu Dhabi, it's far away Abu Dhabi, that's where you'll stay Abu Dhabi, the place to be For any kitten who's annoying me, yeah! Abu Dhabi, it's off the track Abu Dhabi, now don't come back Abu Dhabi, it's quite a thrill For any kitten who can make me ill! Now some take a train, and some take a plane But I am sending you Not on a boat, or even by goat But in a box marked "Postage Due" Abu Dhabi, you're what they lack Abu Dhabi, now you're all packed Abu Dhabi, a far commute For any kitten who is too darn cute!
 * "That's the mad scientist's assistant, Igor. Mad scientists' assistants are always named Igor. It's, like, a law." ~Garfield
 * "For a while, [Binky] even hosted the wrestling matches. The wrestlers complained he was loud, they couldn't study their scripts." ~Garfield [from Binky Gets Cancelled, Again!]
 * "You know what the sad part is? This is the sixth time Jon's taken me camping, and it's still the most fun I've ever had." ~Garfield [from The Bear Facts]
 * "...Look what you've found. Do you know what this is, Odie? No, it's not a ball. It's the Klopman Diamond. A priceless gem, as well as a pointless running gag on a popular Saturday morning cartoon series." ~Garfield
 * TV announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Odie and Friends! Garfield: Odie and Friends? ...We are very close to the end of civilization as we know it. Floyd: What a disgusting, insulting, unfair TV show. Bet it's a hit, though. [from Attention Getting Garfield]
 * Garfield: Where's the ball, Odie? Stupid creatures love to fetch a ball. Jon: (angrily walks up with the ball) You're annoying us, Garfield. Garfield: Like I said.
 * Judge: "Order in the court." Binky: I'll have a ham on rye. Hold the mayo! (laughs) Garfield: That's the real Binky. Judge: Arrest that phony! Stinky Davis: Hey, you can't do this to me! I'll get you for this, cat! Garfield: The real Binky could never resist a very old joke. [from Binky Goes Bad]
 * "In the history of mankind, no two people have ever been able to agree on the toppings for pizza." ~Garfield [from Binky Gets Cancelled, Again!]
 * "This will scare the pants off those three or my name isn't June Arburkle!" ~Jon
 * "You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage!... Two!" ~Man in the movie Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage II [from Video Airlines]
 * "If this guy's a lawman, then I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." ~Garfield [from Speed Trap]
 * "A beautiful woman is interested in Jon and you're asking what's wrong? How long have you been on this show?" ~Garfield, to Odie
 * "I'll see your horse, and raise you... a grand piano... and the mayor of Davenport, Iowa!" ~Garfield during a game of poker [from The Lasagna Zone]
 * "Kids! Check your TV listings. Make sure this isn't the last episode!" ~Garfield
 * Floyd: Just remember this moment, Garfield, 'cause there'll eventually come the day you'll beg me to do this show. But you know what? I won't be available. I'll be working for, uh, Disney or somebody. Garfield: Who's he kidding? Disney's up to here with mice on their contract. [from The Floyd Story]
 * "Good morning. Sometimes, on the show, we like to teach you something a little educational. No, no! Don't change the channel! It's not that educational!" ~Garfield
 * "Let me think how to solve this. Maybe I can call the Ghostbusters! Nah... that show was cancelled." ~Garfield [from Ghost of a Chance]
 * Jon: Garfield, come back here with that! I said you could have a light snack. Garfield: This is a light snack! A big snack includes soup. [from Beddy Buy]
 * "This is much better than sending him to Abu Dhabi, and it saves on stamps." ~Garfield, after locking Nermal in a jail cell [from Well-Fed Feline]

 * Jon: We'll go to that new multiplex in town. They have 37 screens. Garfield: All of which will be showing Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2. [from Video Airlines]
 * "Odie, that is not a watch. That is a head of cabbage. There is a difference." ~Garfield [from Dirty Business]
 * Jon: I'll put a stop to this or my name is mud! Garfield: "Mud" should be back any minute now. Jon: (returns, covered with mud on his face) Hello, my name is Mud. Garfield: We were expecting you. [ from Dirty Business]
 * Jon: Garfield look at you! You need to get in shape! Garfield: Round is a shape.
 * Garfield: [to viewers] From time to time on this show, we like to bring you something a little educational. [a hand holding a remote control appears, startling Garfield] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not that educational.
 * Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! Aren't ya thrilled to see me?! Garfield: No. :Binky: I'm the handyman, who's gonna fix up your house!! Garfield: Note the worried look on the cat's face. [from Binky Gets Cancelled]
 * Garfield (to Odie) Rule number 1 in being a sidekick. Never dress better than the hero. [from The Caped Avenger]
 * Jon: It is a great honor to be in your presence, Your Highness. Sultan: Oh, you don't have to call me Your Highness. Now, you can call me Ali. Or you can call me Wally. Or you can call me Ben. Or you can call me Benny. Or you can call me Ali Ben. Or you can call me Ali Ben, Jr. Or you can call me Junior. Or you can call me Ali, Jr. Or you can call me Sonny. Or you can call me Ali Benny, Jr. Or you can call me Junie. Or you can call Johnny. Or you can call me Benjie. Or you can call me Benjie, Jr. Or you can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay. Or you can call me Ray Jay. Or you can call me R.J.J. [from Ally Katta and the 40 Thieves]
 * Jon: That's not a hot dog! That's a hot dog truck!  I hope you feel like a complete idiot! [from the quickie Hot Dog Truck]
 * Ralph: I got you this time, dog. :Garfield: Ahem! (points to himself) Me, cat. (points to Ralph) You, dog catcher. :Mr. Mendelberg(Ralph's boss): Ralph, put that cat down. You are the most incompetent dog catcher on the whole squad. :Ralph: But... but Mr. Mendelberg. :Mr. Mendelberg: One more mistake and you're fired! [from the episode Identity Crisis]
 * Jon: I'm making your "Abraham Lincoln's Birthday" birthday cake, Garfield. Garfield: Leave the beard off this time, will you, Jon? [from The Creature That Lived in the Refridgerator Behind the Mayonnaise, Next to the Ketchup, and to the Left of the Coleslaw]
 * Garfield: [ At one point of the nightmare, a king-size giant Garfield (from overeating) gets beamed up by an alien spacecraft] Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spock? Anyone? Space Creature: Greetings, earth creature. You, no doubt, have questions. Garfield:Yeah. Got anything to eat? Space Creature: [checking the cat's plumage] Hmmm... Nice and plump. We did a good job fattening you up with the interplanetary hunger ray. Garfield: Fattening me up? Space Creature: But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion. And there'll be planty left over for sandwiches the next day. Garfield: Me? Sandwiches?! No. No! I'd make lousy sandwiches! [the ship takes off into outer space] I wanna see Jon again, and Odie! He can have all his dog biscuits! NOOO! [fades back to reality]I'll go on a diet! I'll lose weight! You don't want me for Thanksgiving dinner! My drumsticks have fur on 'em! [feels a familiar lick] No! They're baisting me! They're... [wakes up to find Odie in front of him] I know that slurp! Odie? [from Nighty Nightmare]
 * Garfield: [He and Jon step into Dr. Garbonzo Bean's lab to find hundreds of robotic duplicates of Odie.] It's an odie fest! [suddenly gets licked by two Robodies in succession] Just what I needed: a team slurp. [from Robodie]

Quotes from U.S. Acres

 * Wade: It's National Don't Mention Meat Or Someone Will Hit You With a Banana Cream Pie Day! If you mention a kind of meat, someone will hit you with a banana cream pie! Roy: What? You mean I'll get hit with a banana cream pie if I mention, oh say, prime rib? (a pie hits him) That's a lot of baloney! (another pie hits him) Who do I complain to? I have a real beef! (a third pie hits him) Y'know what?! There's just too much at stake! (a fourth pie hits him) I said stake. S-T-A-K-E. Not steak, S-T-E-A-K. (a fifth pie hits him) (After Roy has quit the show) Wade: Roy's quit for good? Oh, now we are in a stew! (Hit with a pie) Orson: Wade, that's what you get for being so frank. (Hit with a pie) [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]
 * Orson: ...Maybe you'll look like me. Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me? [from Shell Shocked Sheldon]
 * Booker: Roy, why are you playing the wake-up call now? It's nine-thirty! Roy: I'm on daylight savings' time. [from Return of Power Pig]
 * "Hello, I'm Big Bad Buddy Bird. I never agree with the group. I set a bad example for impressionable children everywhere." ~Roy [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]
 * Booker: Let's turn [the princess in the changed Cinderella story] into a cowgirl. Sheldon: No, a spacesuit. She's an astronaut. Booker: Even better, let's make her a race car driver and she's got an evil twin. Orson: No, she's a princess and there's only one of her! [from Bedtime Story Blues]
 * "You will lose all your feathers during a total eclipse on Arbor day while listening to The Marine Corps Band playing "Home on the range" and watching a badminton match between two guys named Ichabod." ~Roy's fortune cookie [from Fortune Kooky]
 * Wade:   Roy, your favorite show is on!   Roy: Garfield and Friends?! [from Badtime Story]
 * "And so Chicken Licken, Cocky Locky, Ducky Wucky, Piggy Wiggy, Sheepy Creepy, Lamby Wamby, Puppy Wuppy, Goosey Poosey, Horsey Worsey, Weasel Geasel, Turkey Lurkey, Hawky Tawky, Foxy Woxy, Eggy Leggy, Wooly Bully, Catty Fatty, Beaver Cleaver, Wormy Squirmy, Hoggy Woggy, Rooster Shooster, Fishy Wishy, Apey Wapey, Toady Woady, Mallard Ballard, Hippo Zippo, Mousey Wousey, and Chicky Wicky all went to see the king." ~Wade, reading Chicken Licken [from Badtime Story]
 * Roy: Read to the chicks? I can do that. Wade: As can I! I wanna read to them. Roy: I'm going to read to them. Wade: No, I'm going to read to them. Roy: Au contraire, ducko. Wade: I don't care if you can speak Spanish, I'm still gonna read to them! [from Badtime Story]
 * "[The CD is] stuck! That's what I get for buying a stereo from a horse." ~Roy [from Wanted: Wade]
 * Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas. Sheldon: What year? Roy: That I'm not sure of. [from Unidentified Flying Orson]
 * Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it. Orson: Wade, you are a coward. Wade: That's why I resent it. [from Shy Fly Guy]
 * Orson: Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Roy: No more than usual.
 * "You are bullies! You are nasty swines, you are. I would say that you are not fit to eat with pigs, except for the fact that you are pigs." ~Wade, confronting Orson's brothers [from Show Stoppers]
 * Orson: Now I'd like to do a little dance for you. Roy: Don't! My earthquake insurance isn't paid up. Orson: I am not fat! I have the body of a supreme athlete! Roy: Well, give it back! You're getting it all stretched out of shape. Orson: Roy, aren't you supposed to be selling tickets at the door? Roy: What? And miss my chance to heckle you, Pignose? Orson: well in that case, I won't dance."[The entire audience applauds] [from Show Stoppers]
 * Booker: What do you get when you cross a lasagna-loving cat with a bunch of zany farm animals? Sheldon: You get picked up for another season. [from Show Stoppers]
 * "Man, I wish I had a line in this episode." ~Bo [from Cock-a-Doodle Dandy]
 * Roy: Orson! The chickens is missing! Orson: Shouldn't that be the chickens are missing? You see, chickens is plural, so of course you need a plural verb-- Roy: Oh, great! The weasel has the chickens, and you're teaching grammar! [from The Bunny Rabbits Is Coming!]
 * "What do you mean this is the only show you could get me on? Isn't Hanna-Barbera casting? What about cable? I heard they're doing a funny version of Ren and Stimpy." ~Roy, talking on phone to Bernie [from The Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster]
 * Orson: (reading Rumpelstiltskin) After the king let the son out, the little man offered the son a deal. Rumpelstiltskin (Roy): You can keep your VCR if you can guess my name. Miller's son (Wade): Guess your name? Ha! That oughta be a cinch! Is it Fred? Rumpelstiltskin: No. Miller's son: Sam? Rumpelstiltskin: No. Miller's son: Elliot? Rumpelstiltskin: Nope! Miller's son: Jason? Rumpelstiltskin: No way. Orson: The son just kept on guessing far into the night... Miller's son: Irving? Floyd? Ichabod? Michael? Sidney? John? Paul? George? Ringo? Larry? Moe? Curly? Shemp? Howie? Frank? Rumpelstiltskin: Nope. Orson: ...but without success. Miller's son: Arbuthnot? Trallfaz? Sting? Prince? Engelburt? Rumpelstiltskin: Sorry, you only get one more guess. Pizzaman (Bo): Hey, like, hi there, Rumpelstiltskin. Qué pasa? Miller's son: I know it! I know your name! Your name is... Roy: (grabs the book from Orson) But before the duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up! Orson: A hurricane!? Roy: Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back. Wade: Uno momento! Orson: Guys! Wade: Then a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR. Orson: Guys, stop this! Roy: But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs! Orson: Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from? Roy: Same place all those ninjas came from. Wade: But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron. Roy: But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines! Orson: Guys! [from The Name Game]
 * Wade: (looks at the "U.S. Acres Quickie" logo) Orson, what's a quickie? Orson: It's a short joke. Booker: (entering) I don't like jokes about being short! Orson: Well, it's not a joke about being short, Booker; it's a joke that is short. Roy: (entering with Bo) But couldn't you do a short joke about someone being short? Bo: You could even do a long joke about someone being short. Roy: Then that'd be a long short joke! Orson: Enough already! A quickie is a joke that's only 45 seconds, and it's-- Sheldon: (entering) Time's up! Wade: (as the camera fades out) Shucks! I never found out what a quickie was.
 * Roy: (considering moving onto the Buddy Bears' show) You [the Buddy Bears] won't hit me with pies? Bobby Buddy Bear: Oh no! Billy Buddy Bear: We never hit anyone with pies! Bertie Buddy Bear: That's not educational and uplifting! All Buddy Bears: We never do anything that's not educational and uplifting! [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]
 * Maurice: I take people into fantasy sequences and show them what the world would be like if they had never lived. Wade: Oh yeah. Like that movie they show seven million times every Christmas. [from It's A Wonderful Wade]
 * Roy: Orson, tell me the name of the new worker in the tool shed. Orson: What. Roy: Tell me the name of the new worker in the tool shed. Orson: What. Roy: Who is the guy in the tool shed?! Orson: No, Who is fixing the roof. Roy: [grabbing the clipboard] I don't care about the roof! Where is the name of the guy in the shed? Orson: No, Where is the name of the guy plowing the field. Roy: Who's plowing the field? Orson: No, Who's fixing the roof. Wade: Orson, what is the name of the guy fixing the roof? Orson: No, What is the name of the guy cleaning the tool shed. Wade: Who's cleaning the tool shed?! Orson: No, Who's fixing the roof. Roy: Who is the guy plowing the field?! Orson: No, Who is fixing the roof. Where is the guy plowing the field. Roy: How should I know?! What is his name?! Orson: No, What is the name of the brother cleaning the shed. Wade: Whose brother? Orson: Of course. Roy: Orson, who is fixing the roof, what is the name of the guy cleaning the shed, and where is the other brother?! Orson: You finally got it. [from Who Done It?]
 * Judge Orson: Wade Duck, you are charged with tearing the tag off a pillow. How do you plead? Wade: I did it! I did it! I'm glad I did it! [Laughs maniacally] And I'd do it again. Judge: I sentence you to 9,999 years in prison! Wade: [Sighs] At least I didn't get life.[from Wanted: Wade!]
 * "Warning! Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Penal code 7756". [The tag Wade pulled off Orson's couch, from Wanted: Wade!]
 * Aloysius: Just what do you think you're doing here, may I ask? Orson: Oh, we're doing our version of the book Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak. Aloysius: This is a cartoon show, not Masterpiece Theatre. Strike the set! [From Kiddie Korner]

Garfield's Introductory Lines

 * "You folks have this confused. I'm real, and you're animated." [from Episode 1]
 * "I just checked the TV listings; I'm the only thing on right now." [from Episode 2]
 * "Smart kids watch this show; other kids change the channel." [from Episode 3]
 * "Maybe not as funny as pro wrestling, but a lot more realistic." [from Episode 4]
 * "This show is K-rated - no adults unless accompanied by a kid." [from Episode 5]
 * "Pay careful attention, everyone; there'll be a quiz later." [from Episode 6]
 * "The Garfield Guarantee - no giant robots or annoying little blue people." [from Episode 7]
 * "So if someone wants you to change the channel, kids, just say no." [from Episode 8]
 * "Don't forget, kids, look both ways before crossing your teacher." [from Episode 9]
 * "Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out!" [from Episode 10]
 * "Beware of imitations, accept no substitutes. Batteries not included." [from Episode 11]
 * "You notice how every week I say something different here?" [from Episodes 12, 43, 61]
 * "Hey you, the kid who missed last week's show: You'd better have a good excuse." [from Episodes 13, 46, 48, 63]
 * "I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today." [from Episodes 14 and 15]
 * "And remember, lasagna is an important part of your nutritious breakfast. " [From Episode 15 in syndicated airings only]
 * "And just remember what you paid to get in." [from Episodes 16, 17, 40, and 69]
 * "This show has so many mentions of pasta, it'll affect your cholesterol count." [From Episode 17 in syndicated airings only]
 * "In the interest of conservation, today's show will recycle most of last week's jokes." [From Episode 18 in syndicated airings only]
 * "A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." [from Episodes 18 and 19]
 * "Hey you, chewing the gum: I hope you brought enough for everybody!" [from Episodes 20 and 21]
 * "Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too." [from Episodes 22 and 23]
 * "Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on." [from Episodes 24 and 25]
 * "I can't believe we get away with this every week." [from Episodes 26 and 27]
 * "Today, featuring Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume, kids!" [from Episodes 28 and 29]
 * "Don't try any of this at home, kids. We're professionals." [from Episodes 30 and 31]
 * "If you don't see this label, you're not watching a genuine Garfield cartoon." [From Episode 31 in syndicated airings only]
 * "Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move." [from Episodes 32 and 33]
 * "This offer void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Batteries not included." [from Episodes 34 and 35]
 * "We've got to stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week." [from Episodes 36 and 37]
 * "Garfield and Friends is taped in front of an animated studio audience." [from Episodes 38 and 39]
 * "And a special hello to all you wonderful Nielsen families out there." [from Episode 41]
 * "And pay attention; there'll be a test at the end." [from Episodes 42, 59]
 * "Garfield and FRIENDS? Who are these friends, and why haven't they brought food?" [From Episode 42 in syndicated airings only]
 * "Change channels and you'll never see your dog again." [from Episode 44]
 * "Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9." [from Episode 45]
 * "It doesn't start until the fat lady screams." [from Episodes 47 and 55]
 * "My lips never move. Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist?" [from Episodes 49. 65]
 * "I'd like to buy a vowel, please." [from Episode 50]
 * "In a moment, I'll wave my finger and the music will stop." [from Episode 51]
 * "I'll be back right after they sell you stuff." [from Episode 52]
 * "Enough of this entertainment jazz; let's have some commercials." [from Episode 53]
 * "If any rating services call, we're spelled G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D." [From Episode 54 in syndicated airings only]
 * "And today, we're having a half-off sale on Odie, 'cause he's half off." [from Episode 55 in syndicated airings only; the original and DVD versions have none due to an error]
 * "We interrupt this program to bring you commercials. Wow." [from episode 55 on remastered Boomerang prints and the 9Story Season 3 DVD only]
 * "Here are some commercials and then, more of me." [from Episode 56]
 * "Garfield and Friends will be right back; at least I'll be." [from Episode 57]
 * "The Buddy Bears are on the show today, folks, so keep that channel-changer handy." [from Episode 58]
 * "Just think of me as like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussycat." [from Episode 60]
 * "This show is the only possible reason for getting up this early." [from Episode 62]
 * "Thank you. You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the cartoon show." [from Episode 64]
 * "I'm sick of those singers. Can we get some, like, Elvis impersonators for next week?" [from Episode 66]
 * "Welcome to my world. Did you bring food?" [from Episode 67]
 * "Hey, I'll return the favor. When you get your own cartoon show, I'll watch." [from Episode 68]
 * "Serving cartoon watchers the world over since 1988." [from Episode 70]
 * "This show is the most fun you can have without marinara sauce." [from Episode 71]
 * "When they invented television, this is pretty much what they had in mind." [from Episode 72]
 * "I haven't had so much fun since Nermal fell in the mud!" [from Episode 73]
 * "The following is made possible by a grant from the Lasagna Manufacturers of America." [from Episode 74]
 * "Today's show is dedicated to loyal and courageous pizza delivery persons everywhere." [from Episode 75]
 * "If you can find a better show on television, watch it!" [from Episode 76]
 * "If this show were any more entertaining, we'd be on pay-per-view." [from Episode 77]
 * "If you like this show, tell a friend. If you don't like it, my name is Heathcliff." [from Episode 78]
 * "Where else can you get this much comedy for your viewing dollar?" [from Episode 79]
 * "The only cartoon show that comes with a double-your-money-back guarantee." [from Episode 80]
 * "And for my next trick, I will make the rest of the show magically appear!" [from Episode 81]
 * "We're environmentally sound; all of today's jokes are recycled from last week's show." [from Episode 82]
 * "Reproductions of the accounts and descriptions of this cartoon show is prohibited." [from Episode 83]
 * "And make sure you stick around after the show for the big cast party." [from Episode 84]
 * "If you could only watch one TV show this year, this is the one to watch." [from Episode 85]
 * "Hey, you could watch some other show, but why would you want to?" [from Episode 86]
 * "And don't let your dog watch this show. It's too good for him." [from Episode 87]
 * "Today's show is brought to you in color unless the artists ran out of crayons." [from Episode 88]
 * "You'll like today's show, folks. No Binky, no Nermal, no Buddy Bears - just a lot of me." [from Episode 89]
 * "Today's show is inspected for your safety by number 29." [from Episodes 90 and 95]
 * "Don't bother checking NBC, kids. They're not running cartoons anymore." [from Episode 91, although replaced with the quote above it]
 * "Everything else you watch on TV this week will just be anti-climatic." [from Episodes 91 and 94]
 * "If a tree falls while our sound effects man is at lunch, does it make a sound?" [from Episodes 92 and 93]
 * "Penelope's back today, folks. Some women just can't get enough of me." [from Episodes 96 and 97]
 * "Critics agree - of all the TV shows on today, this is probably one of them." [from Episodes 98 and 99]
 * "Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you're thinking of is 7." [from Episodes 100 and 101]
 * "And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and sell bad jewelry." [from Episodes 102 and 104]
 * "Today is Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day. We'll explain later." [from Episodes 103 and 105]
 * "I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." [from Episodes 106, 109, 119 and 120]
 * "The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." [from Episodes 107, 108, and 113]
 * "The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number to buy cheap junk." [from Episode 110]
 * "Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." [from Episode 111]
 * "Penelope is singing today, folks, so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV." [From Episode 112]
 * "Today, a Saturday morning investigative report - where did all those Smurfs go?" [from Episode 114]
 * "This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." [From Episode 115]
 * "Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" [from Episodes 116 and 119]
 * "The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news which is unfortunately funnier." [from Episode 117]
 * "Today, an encore performance of our report 'Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows'?" [from Episode 118]
 * "After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot." [From the final episode]

Regular characters

 * Garfield (Voiced by Lorenzo Music)
 * Jon Arbuckle (Voiced by Thom Huge)
 * Odie (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Nermal (Voiced by Desiree Goyette)
 * Binky the Clown (Voiced by Thom Huge)
 * Herman Post (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Dr. Liz Wilson (Voiced by Julie Payne)

Minor characters

 * Cactus Jake (Voiced by Pat Buttram)
 * AI G. Swindler (Voiced by Carl Ballantine)
 * Penelope (Voiced by Victoria Jackson)
 * The Singing Ants (Voiced by Ed Bogas)
 * Ludlow (Voiced by Don Messick)
 * Irving Burnside (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Rudy (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Moe the Cat Burglar (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Madman Murray (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Demented Dave (Voiced by Gregg Berger)

Regular characters

 * Orson (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Roy (Voiced by Thom Huge)
 * Wade (Voiced by Howie Morris)
 * Bo (Voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Lanolin (Voiced by Julie Payne)
 * Booker (Voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Sheldon (Voiced by Frank Welker)

Minor characters

 * Mort (Voiced by Frank Welker), Gort (Voiced by Thom Huge), and Wart (Voiced by Howie Morris)
 * Fred Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Worm (Voiced by Howie Morris)
 * The Weasel (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * The Fox (Voiced by Howie Morris)
 * The Wolf (Voiced by Gregg Berger)
 * Edward R. Furrow (Voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Aloysius (Voiced by Kevin Meaney)
 * Plato (Voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Newton Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)

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User talk:RocknRollEdder

and don't get rid of deletion tag from articles. Thanks. --Aphaia 02:54, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Hi, thank you for your comment on WQ:VFD. If you post something again, please consider to use "Show preview" botton under the edit window. It is kind for other editors to sum up several edits into one, specially for those who check Recentchanges list. Thanks. --Aphaia 03:53, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)

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Talk:Dead Like Me

Stub notice
Should the stub notice be removed now? Most episodes have quotes now. MosheZadka 10:36, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)

 * Certainly. Done. And don't be afraid to do it yourself. It's only when nothing substantial has been done that one might expect objections to its removal. — Jeff Q (talk) 06:58, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Copyvio problem
I've added a checkcopyright tag to this TV-show article because it currently has either or both of two frequent copyright-violating problems: I ask this article's editors to trim it down to pithy essences to avoid having someone from "outside" come in and (possibly aribitrarily) remove large amounts of material. If you have any questions, ask them here or on my talk page. Thank you. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:33, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Excessive number of quotes from episodes (our informal guideline is 3-5 per episode)
 * Excessively long quotes (we focus on small, powerful quotes, and should not be quoting entire scenes)

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Teimumu Kepa

Ro Teimumu Vuikaba Kepa is a Fijian chief and politician, who is currently Fiji's Minister of Education.

Speech celebrating Ratu Sukuna Day (31 May 2005)

 * Can we continue to ask our children to put their studies behind and homework aside in order to fulfill traditional obligations, yet blame other races and the circumstances in which we live, when we fall behind in education, professional education, trade and other fields of personal endeavour," she asked.

 * We must examine the traditional demands of our race and social structure in light of the resources we have at hand and strike a workable balance.

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Talk:Dinosaur Comics

Please note to NOT add (sic) to intentionally misspelled or ungrammatical quotes. See this comics (the tooltip, specifically). MosheZadka 18:14, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Greetings various people coming from the recent link at Dinosaur Comics! Add your favourite quotes, and enjoy wikiquote. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 06:14, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I'd just like to say that this page is totally awesome.

Dude! I agree!

Formatting
I removed the small tags around Morris's words. They do make sense, but wikiquote is about the quotations: any formatting is just that needed to help organize the quotations. Italics/bold are standard text markups, but size of font is somewhat esoteric. Thanks ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 09:17, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

Winds of change
Hello wikiquotians who like Dinosaur Comics!

I am thinking of radically changing the formatting of this article, to like like Ctrl Alt Del. This would solve the problem of presenting dialogues (which, you must admit, are often awesome) as well as giving a better ability to deal with characters like the vanilla extract or the intelligent machines as well as the people in the house. What does everyone think though! ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 09:26, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

Also! You can see a sample of the formatting I am suggesting in User:MosheZadka/Comics/DC! ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 14:18, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

I think it's a good idea! I wouldn't put things like "Narrator" on every line though (December 14, 2004)

 * How would you separate the lines? Do you think something like below looks better? (I don't) ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 19:11, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

 * ''December 14, 2004
 * Narration: TEEN MAGAZEEN by t-rex "friends with benefits": pretty hot are you fully aware of sex? maybe not? special feature: stories where people lose their pants and are thus embarrassed plus: understanding europe

 * Yeah, that looks fine, I think! It makes it look like one line of dialogue, rather than someone starting and stopping and starting again.

 * O-Okay! I will try it that way. The guideline I used was "whenever a seperator is necessary for understanding, but the comic doesn't have one, add a line-break." We will try this and see how it works and maybe it will be good! Then, sandwiches. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 14:33, 6 December 2005 (UTC)

 * Please note that even though I went and changed it, opinions are still welcome? If you think it can be done better, please say so! A-And maybe we can improve it. HOPEFULLY. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 18:58, 6 December 2005 (UTC)

 * Moshe - I'm not sure if that is the prettiest way to display the text, but I'm not sure of another way that would be better. By the way, I'm totally hooked on this webcomic now. I can't get enough! UDScott 21:24, 6 December 2005 (UTC)

Devil in red
I am unsure as to the wisdom of the devil's words being quoted in Red. In general, I tried to select only those typographical conventions which are generic (bold, italic, caps) over those which are too esoteric (small font, red). I think this is a useful balance between staying true to the source, and remembering that wikiquote is about text. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 08:17, 8 December 2005 (UTC)
 * I think I tend to agree with Moshe -- although the red letters look cool, I'm not sure that we want to set such a precedent. If we continued this, we'd be altering many other pages to conform to the original source. Meanwhile, this site is supposed to focus on the text itself. UDScott 20:50, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

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Ringo Starr

Sir Richard Starkey MBE (born 7 July 1940), known professionally as Ringo Starr, is an English musician, singer, songwriter and actor who achieved international fame during the 1960s as the drummer for the Beatles.

Quotes

 * I got blisters on my fingers!
 * "Helter Skelter," from "The Beatles (White Album)" (1968)

 * I'd Like to be Under the sea In an octopus's garden with you.
 * "Octopus's Garden, from Abbey Road''

 * Got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues And you know it don't come easy.
 * "It Don't Come Easy" (co-written by George Harrison)

 * The world's saddest man will live here in Los Angeles.
 * "Fastest Growing Heartache In The West," from Beaucoups Of Blues (1970)

 * The only way I'll get you is to get you in bed.
 * "Devil Woman," from Ringo (1973)

 * All I do is scream your name.
 * "Oo-Wee," from Goodnight Vienna (1974)

 * When we first started, they basically went John and Paul's way because they were the writers and they would say, "This is the song," and I would play as creatively as I could. Sometimes I would have three people telling me how to do it. They were saying play it this like on that track. I'm saying, "For Christ's sake, there are two drummers there." They could never hear that, you know. You'd have to have four arms to do half the stuff they wanted me to do.
 * Interview in Viva magazine (1978)

 * Drumming is my middle name.
 * "Drumming Is My Madness," from Stop And Smell The Roses (1981)

 * First and foremost I am a drummer. After that, I'm other things.... But I didn't play drums to make money. I played drums because I loved them.... My soul is that of a drummer.... It came to where I had to make a decision — I was going to be a drummer. Everything else goes now. I play drums. It was a conscious moment in my life when I said the rest of things were getting in the way. I didn't do it to be come rich and famous, I did it because it was the love of my life.
 * As quoted in The Big Beat: Conversations with Rock's Great Drummers (1984) by Max Weinberg and Robert Santelli

 * I used to wish that I could write songs, like the others—and I've tried, but I just can't. I can get the words all right, but whenever I think of a tune the others always say it sounds like such-a-thing, and when they point it out, I see what they mean.
 * The Beatles Anthology (2000), p. 96

 * The song ‘With a Little Help From My Friends’ was written speciﬁcally for me, but they had one line that I wouldn’t sing. It was ‘What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and throw tomatoes at me?’ I said, ‘There’s not a chance in hell am I going to sing this line,’ because we still had lots of really deep memories of the kids throwing jelly beans and toys on stage; and I thought that that if we ever did get out there again, I was not going to be bombarded with tomatoes.
 * The Beatles Anthology (2000), p. 242

 * I am a big Beatles fan. And, you know, unbeknownst to anyone, I used to be one. But I have no problems of putting titles and lines from other songs in my songs, because they're great lines and great titles. And some of them I even thought of. You know, I think this is the third time I've used "It Don't Come Easy." I used that on "Time Takes Time," I think, as well. So it's just a great line that, you know, expresses so much. So I just put it in again.
 * Ringo Rama promotional interview with Jody Denberg (July 2003)

 * I don't collect any memorabilia. I wish I'd have kept everything I had. But who knew you had to keep it. Just gave it away. And we lost so much and we didn't look after a lot of it. I believe Paul's got everything he ever had, but I lost a lot of mine.
 * Ringo Rama promotional interview with Jody Denberg (July 2003)

About Ringo

 * He's always underrated. … He's probably … the finest rock drummer in the world today. … Ringo is the one.
 * Beatles' producer George Martin, Pop Chronicles: Show 45 - Sergeant Pepper at the Summit: The very best of a very good year. (Part 1), recorded 2.17.1968.

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User:Aphaia/User page draft

Registered Wikiquote editors automatically get two personal pages each: a user page and user talk page. Those pages serve them to help in Wikiquote editing.

 * Note: This is not an official guideline or policy, but the accepted wisdom on English Wikiquote community. It aims to help newcomers to know how they can utilize their user pages and have them feel at ease. Every suggestion and observation is based on some past discussions on Votes for deletion, its talk page, and some related discussion pages around some user pages.

About user page
The following is the conventional wisdom on wikiquote regarding the utilization of the personal pages.

 * Unless editors violate Wikiquote policy (i.e. no copyright violations, no advertisement, etc.), they may add any useful things for their view to their own user pages.
 * It is generally bad behaviour to edit others' user pages without their permission. On the other hand, anyone can edit any talk page for the purpose of good-faith communication.
 * Totally irrelevant content is not welcome. One example is not editing any Wikiquote articles except your user and talk pages (suggesting that you are using these pages as a personal website). See also What Wikiquote is not. Note that neither user page nor user talk is "freespace" — it is still subject to Wikiquote policies. In such cases, other editors may get rid of those irrelevant materials.

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Here are some suggestions and tips, if you have no idea how to utilize your user page, or have no idea how useful it could be.

 * Self introduction - Most of editors put their information on their user page. The amount of personal information you decide to reveal is up to you -- you may give your real name, birthdate and other biographical details. It is highly encouraged, in any case, to describe your wikiquote interests: what kind of articles are you interested in? What kind of things do you specialize in? This will enable the community to communicate with you better.
 * Note that you should not create articles with personal information about yourself in the "main namespace". (Even if you are notable -- wait for someone else to create an article about you)
 * Bot descriptions: If you create a bot account, description of your bot activity is mandatory. See Bots
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 * However, many English Wikiquote editors might have trouble in English.

Therefore, it is highly recommended that you will have some English text on your page, even if it is just a couple of sentences. Otherwise, it is possible the only one who can understand your userpage is you. An example of English text is "I am from area" (country or continent, for example), or "I intend to work on type of articles" (TV articles or People from India articles, for example). Note that if you have no English content, the community might decide to apply more scrutiny to the contents of your user page.

If you have trouble using English, you might want to contact someone in Wikimedia Embassy for help in writing a few sentences in English.

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User talk:Danny Cockroach~enwikiquote

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User talk:81.192.19.48

Hi, welcome to Wikiquote. I noticed you got rid of a line from Arabic proverbs. I can't sadly read Arabic and can't figure what you intended. Would you like to let me know what you aimed? I guess you did some good thing but I would like to hear from you. Cheers, --Aphaia 19:51, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)

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Fathers

Quotes on fathers, male parents.

Quotes

 * I have discovered very little in life that I am adept at doing. I cannot fix your car, repair your roof, or even drive a nail straight. However, I have given everything I have to being a father, and I happily stand back to see the results.
 * Jim Brozina, in Alice Ozma, The Reading Promise ISBN 978-0-441-01179-7 (2011), Foreward, pp. xvii-xviii

 * Like as a father pitieth his children, so the Lord pitieth them that fear him.
 * David, Psalm 103:13, KJV

 * If we could all pick our fathers there might be ten men on earth who would have families.
 * Esther Friesner, Harlot’s Ruse, (1986) ISBN 0-445-20208-4, p. 167

 * Your Lord has ordained that you must not worship anything other than Him and that you must be kind to your parents. If either or both of your parents should become advanced in age, do not express to them words which show your slightest disappointment. Never yell at them but always speak to them with kindness. Be humble and merciful towards them and say, "Lord, have mercy upon them as they cherished me in my childhood."
 * Quran, 17:23-24

 * Whoever does not talk to his father never knows what his grandfather said.
 * Paul Rusesabagina, as quoted in An Ordinary Man (2006), Chapter 10

 * The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
 * Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays (1928), Ch. 14: Freedom Versus Authority in Education.

 * The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one – particularly if he plays golf.
 * Bertrand Russell, Introduction to The New Generation (1930).

 * Interea dulces pendent circum oscula nati, Casta pudicitiam servat domus.
 * His cares are eased with intervals of bliss; His little children, climbing for a kiss, Welcome their father's late return at night; His faithful bed is crown'd with chaste delight.
 * Virgil, Georgics (29 BC), Book II, lines 523-524 (translated by John Dryden).

 * Sequiturque patrem non passibus aequis.
 * He follows his father, but not with equal steps.
 * Virgil, Aeneid (29–19 BC), Book II, line 724; of Ascanius (Aeneas's son), when escaping from burning Troy.

The Dictionary of Legal Quotations (1904)

 * Quotes reported in James William Norton-Kyshe, The Dictionary of Legal Quotations (1904), p. 188-189.

 * Human society was so constituted, for human nature was so constituted, that the honour and dignity of a father were connected with that of a son; and there was no son who must not be disturbed and disquieted by imputations on his father.
 * Abbott, C.J., King v. Hunt (1824), 2 St. Tr. (N. S.) 100.

 * The authority of a father to guide and govern the education of his child is a very sacred thing, bestowed by the Almighty, and to be sustained to the uttermost by human law. It is not to be abrogated or abridged, without the most coercive reason. For the parent and the child alike, its maintenance is essential, that their reciprocal relations may be fruitful of happiness and virtue; and no disturbing intervention should be allowed between them whilst those relations are pure and wholesome and conducive to their mutual benefit.
 * Lord O'Hagan, In re Meades (1870), 5 Ir. L. R. Eq. 103.

 * As a man of the world, and speaking as a father, I am satisfied that solitary children are not so happy, and not so likely to make good men and women, as children brought up in the society of brothers and sisters in early life.
 * Jessel, M.R., In re Besant (1879), L. R. 11 0. D. 512.

 * A father, by the law of God and nature, is bound to support his son, and è contra, in case the father is empoverished.
 * Wyndham, J., Manby v. Scott (1672), 1 Levinz, 4; 2 Sm. L. C. (8th ed.) 472.

 * The rights of a father are sacred rights because his duties are sacred duties.
 * Brett, M.R., In re Agar-Ellis, Agar-Ellis v. Lascelles (1883), id., L. H. 24 C. D. 329.

Classical and Foreign Quotations

 * Quotes reported in W. Francis H. King, Classical and Foreign Quotations, 3rd ed. (1904), nos. 171, 2045, 2494, 2827, 3003, 3013; 1212, 2818, 3005; 2420; 110, 1602; 646

 * Father

 * Atque in rege tamen pater est.
 * And yet he feels the father in the king.
 * Ovid,  13, 187.
 * Said of, unwilling, even at the behest of , to sacrifice his daughter.

 * Patriæ pietatis imago.
 * The picture of paternal affection.
 * Virgil,  10, 824.

 * Sequiturque patrem non passibus æquis.
 * He follows his father with unequal steps.
 * Virgil,  2, 724.
 * Said of Iulus trying to keep pace with his father Æneas.
 * Applicable to the son of any distinguished man who “follows in his father’s steps,” but not with as great a “stride” of progress and power: e.g., Richard Cromwell, Louis Racine, the younger Kean, etc.

 * Un frére est un ami donné par la nature.
 * A brother is a friend given us by nature.
 * Baudouin (L’aîné), Demetrius, 5, 2 (1785).
 * According to Fournier (L.D.A., pp. 351–8), this line (with two more) was with Baudouin’s consent made a present of to Gabriel Legouvé for insertion in his Mort d’ Abel (3, 3), where, singularly enough, the words are put into the mouth of Cain! Parody has turned the saying into Un pére est un banquier donné par la nature.—“A father is a banker that nature supplies us with.”
 * Comp. Cum his (propinquis) amicitiam natura ipsa peperit. Cicero,  5, 19.—“With relatives nature herself creates for us friends.”

 * Wer seinen Kindern giebt das Brot, Und leidet nachmals selber Not. Den soll man schlagen mit der Keule tot.
 * Who gives his children all his bread, And comes himself to grievous need, Shall with the club be smitten dead.
 * Rüdiger v. Hünchhover (1290), Der Schlägel.
 * Georg Büchmann, Geflügelte Worte, 19th ed., 1898 (whom see, p. 119, for the fable connected with these lines) says that they are to be found affixed to many town-gates in, side by side with a massive club for emblem.

 * Ζηλωτὸς ὅστις εὐτύχησεν ἐς τέκνα.
 * He is to be envied who has prospered with his children.
 * Euripides, Orestes 542.

 * Like father, like son

 * Κακοῦ κόρακος κακὸν ὠὸv.
 * A bad crow lays a bad egg.
 * E. L. von Leutsch and F. G. Schneidewin, Corpus Paroemiographorum Graecorum, ii. p. 466. “Ne’er was good son of evil father born,” as runs the saying, quoted by Euripides, Fragment 342 (Dictys, 11).φεῦ φεῦ, παλαιὸς αἶνος ὡς καλῶς ἔχει, οὐκ ἂν γένοιτο χρηστὸς ἐκ κακοῦ πατρός.

 * Unde tibi frontem libertatemque parentis, Quum facias pejora senex?
 * When you do worse yourself, can you expect Your son should hold your grey hairs in respect?
 * Juvenal 14, 56.

 * Wie die Alten sungen, so zwitschern auch die Jungen.
 * As the elders sing, so will the young ones twitter.
 * Proverb. Like father, like son.

 * Father of his country

 * Roma parentem, Roma patrem patriæ Ciceronem libera dixit.
 * Parent and father of the fatherland, Was Cicero styled by liberated Rome.
 * Juvenal 8, 243. Pater Patriæ.
 * On the defeat of Catiline in 63 BC, Cicero was hailed as “Father of his country,” in the general relief felt at the suppression of the conspiracy, and he was hardly the man to forget the public distinction thus conferred (see Pro Sestio, 57). Lucan (9, 601) also salutes Cato Uticensis as Ecce parens verus patrie! (“Behold the true parent of his country!”), in his admiration of the single-handed opponent of Cæsar’s advance to power. Romulus was the first so dubbed (Ovid, Fasti 2, 127), and under the Cæsars the title denoted the paternal “clemency” of the sovereign (Seneca,  1, 14, 2).

 * Father’s death

 * Amissum non flet, quum sola est Gellia, patrem; Si quis adest jusse prosiliunt lacrymæ. Non dolet hie quisquis laudari, Gellia, quærit, Ille dolet vere, qui sine teste dolet.
 * Jane weeps not for her dad when none is by, Yet when one enters she begins to cry. Not by its wish for praise is true grief shown: He mourns indeed who mourns when he’s alone.
 * Martial 1, 34, 1.
 * Cf. Plerique enim lacrimas fundunt, ut ostendant; et toties siccos oculos habent, quoties spectator defuit. Seneca,  15.—“Very many shed tears merely for show; and have perfectly dry eyes when no one is looking on.”

 * Nam jam non domus accipiet te læta, neque uxor Optuma, nec dulces occurrent oscula nati Præripere, et tacita pectus dulcedine tangent.
 * No more shall thy family welcome thee home, Nor around thee thy wife and sweet little ones come; All clamouring joyous to snatch the first kiss, Transporting thy bosom with exquisite bliss.
 * Lucretius 3, 907. A Father’s Death.
 * Cf. Thomas Gray, , st. 6:—For them no more the blazing hearth shall burn, Or busy housewife ply her evening care: No children run to lisp their sire's return, Or climb his knees the envied kiss to share.

 * ‘We’re better than our fathers’

 * Ημεῖς τοι πατέρων μέγ᾽ ἀμείνονες εὐχόμεθ᾽ εἶναι.
 * We pride ourselves on being far better men than our fathers.
 * Homer,  4, 405.

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Just war theory

 is the attempt to distinguish between justifiable and unjustifiable uses of organized armed forces.

Quotes

 * There are two rules of war that have not yet been invalidated by the new world order. The first rule is that the belligerent nation must be fairly sure that its actions will make things better; the second rule is that the belligerent nation must be more or less certain that its actions won't make things worse.
 * Martin Amis, "The Palace of the End", The Guardian, 4 March 2003

 * In order for a war to be just, three things are necessary. First, the authority of the sovereign…. Secondly, a just cause…. Thirdly … a rightful intention.
 * Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica (1266–1273; 1947 republication), part II–II, question 40, article 1, p. 1359–60. The three conditions are sometimes paraphrased as: public authority, just cause, right motive.

 * But, say they, the wise man will wage Just Wars. As if he would not all the rather lament the necessity of just wars, if he remembers that he is a man; for if they were not just he would not wage them, and would therefore be delivered from all wars.
 * Augustine of Hippo, City of God, Ch. 7

 * They who have waged war in obedience to the divine command, or in conformity with His laws, have represented in their persons the public justice or the wisdom of government, and in this capacity have put to death wicked men; such persons have by no means violated the commandment, "Thou shalt not kill."
 * Augustine of Hippo, City of God, Ch. 21

 * The Mahabharata, which provides the context for the Gita, clearly lays down that “non-violence is the highest duty” and describes how Krishna tries several non-violent solutions. Only when these fail due to the stubborn selfishness of the other party, and when the justice of his party’s cause is established and acknowledged even by elderly members of the opposite party, does Krishna gradually accept the second maxim, viz. that “violence is a duty against wilful evildoers”. That’s when he agrees at last to let the war begin. ... At any rate, his conduct in the whole process leading up to the start of the war is neatly compatible with the European theory of Just War, and could even be read as the earliest attempt at formulating such a doctrine of the conditions for Just War.
 * Bhagavad Gita. About the Just War concept in the Bhagavad Gita. Elst, Koenraad, The religion of the Nazis in : Elst, Koenraad. Return of the Swastika: Hate and Hysteria versus Hindu Sanity (2007)

 * Justa bella quibus necessaria.
 * Wars are just to those to whom they are necessary.
 * Quoted by Edmund Burke, Reflections on the Revolution in France (1790).

 * War is something absurd, useless, that nothing can justify.
 * Louis de Cazenave, French veteran of World War I, in BBC News report (2005)].

 * War will never yield but to the principles of universal justice and love, and these have no sure root but in the religion of Jesus Christ.
 * William Ellery Channing, reported in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 614.

 * War is mankind's most tragic and stupid folly; to seek or advise its deliberate provocation is a black crime against all men. Though you follow the trade of the warrior, you do so in the spirit of Washington -- not of Genghis Khan. For Americans, only threat to our way of life justifies resort to conflict.
 * Dwight D. Eisenhower, Graduation Exercises at the United States Military Academy at West Pont, New York, USA at 3 June 1947

 * Orthodox Christianity recognizes harms from both involuntary and “justifiable” homicide, including homicide in a just war, both of which incur excommunication not as punishment, but as spiritual therapy (Basil, 1983, Canon 13, pp. 801-802).
 * H. Trisram Engelhardt, Jr. Orthodox, “Christian Bioethics: Medical Morality in the Mind of the Fathers”, in Religious Perspectives on Bioethics. Taylor & Francis. Mark Cherry; John F. Peppin (2013). pp.27-28

 * Modern civilization has introduced great qualifications to soften the rigours of war; and allows a degree of intercourse with enemies, and particularly with prisoners of war, which can hardly be carried on without the assistance of our Courts of justice. It is not therefore good policy to encourage these strict notions, which are insisted on contrary to morality and public convenience.
 * James Eyre, C.J., Sparenburgh v. Bannatyne (1797), 2 Bos. & Pull. 170; reported in James William Norton-Kyshe, Dictionary of Legal Quotations (1904), p. 245.

 * The war in Afghanistan against apocalyptic terrorism qualifies in my understanding as the first truly just war since World War II.
 * Defining a Just War, by Richard Falk, October 11, 2001

 * All the same, the fundamental truths which govern that art are still unchangeable; just as the principles of mechanics must always govern architecture, whether the building be made of wood, stone, iron or concrete; just as the principles of harmony govern music of whatever kind. It is still necessary, then, to establish the principles of war.
 * Gen. Ferdinand Foch, Principles of War. From the preface written for the post-bellum edition.

 * Constantine was converted to Christianity by a vision that came to him on the eve of the battle of Milvian Bridge: "He saw with his own eyes, up in the sky and resting over the sun, a cross-shaped trophy formed from light, and a text attached to it which said, 'By this sign, conquer' ". Soon the cross would morph from being a hated symbol of Roman brutality into the universally recognizable logo of the Holy Roman Empire. Within a century, St Augustine would develop the novel idea of just war, trimming the church's originally pacifist message to the needs of the imperial war machine.
 * Empires prefer a baby and the cross to the adult Jesus, by Giles Fraser, December 24, 2004

 * Never think that war, no matter how necessary, no matter how justified, is not a crime.
 * Ernest Hemingway, Introduction to "Treasury for the Free World" by Ben Raeburn, 1946.

 * When people ask me what I did in the war, I tell them I did the same thing we all did. We fought for what was right. I've come to realize, there's nothing good about war... But there is good in why you fight wars. And we were all fighting for the same thing.
 * William Holt in  (2005), written by.
 * The church has historically trusted men to make the decision about when to take life in war by giving them the “just war” theory. There is no “just abortion” theory for women. Catholics who believe in justice and equality reluctantly conclude that the absolute opposition of the church to abortion has more to do with the inequality of women in the church than with respect for life.
 * Frances Kissling, "Roman Catholic", Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice, (Written in 1999, Posted May 26, 2006)

 * The ideology of warfare that has been repeatedly invoked for the past thousand years of Western history grew out of Augustine's thesis of just war in the fifth century and continued to be developed to its complete expression in Pope Urban II's propaganda campaign launching the first Crusade at the end of the eleventh century. Simply stated in the terms of the American western, one of the great cultural institutions for fostering violence, the world is made up of good guys and bad guys, and the good guys have to shoot the bad guys for everyone's well-being. Once this was established, the state had only to declare its proposed victim a bad guy to justify a war.
 * Mark Kurlansky, Nonviolence: The History of a Dangerous Idea (2006), ISBN 9780679643357

 * The organizing principle of any society is for war. The basic authority of the modern state over its people resides in its war powers. Today it's oil, tomorrow, water. It's what we like to call the GOD business: Guns, Oil, and Drugs. But there is a problem. Our way of life, its over. It's unsustainable and in rapid decline. That's why we implement demand destruction. We continue to make money as the world burns. But for this to work the people have to remain ignorant of the problem until it's too late. That's why we have triggers in place: 9/11, 7/7, WMDs. A population in a permanent state of fear does not ask questions. Our desire for war becomes its desire for war. A willing sacrifice. You see, fear is justification, fear is control, fear is money.
 * Gerry Langdon in The Veteran (2011), written by Matthew Hope and Robert Henry Craft.

 * Justum est bellum, quibus necessarium; et pia arma, quibus nulla nisi in armis relinquitur opes.
 * To those to whom war is necessary it is just; and a resort to arms is righteous in those to whom no means of assistance remain except by arms.
 * Livy, History, Book IX. 1.

 * But war, in a good cause, is not the greatest evil which a nation can suffer. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse. When a people are used as mere human instruments for firing cannon or thrusting bayonets, in the service and for the selfish purposes of a master, such war degrades a people. A war to protect other human beings against tyrannical injustice – a war to give victory to their own ideas of right and good, and which is their own war, carried on for an honest purpose by their free choice – is often the means of their regeneration. A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. As long as justice and injustice have not terminated their ever-renewing fight for ascendancy in the affairs of mankind, human beings must be willing, when need is, to do battle for the one against the other.
 * John Stuart Mill in "The Contest in America", in Dissertations and Discussions, vol. 1 (1868), p. 26; previously published in Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 24, Issue 143 (April 1862), page 683-684.

 * War, in one form or another, appeared with the first man. At the dawn of history, its morality was not questioned; it was simply a fact, like drought or disease -- the manner in which tribes and then civilizations sought power and settled their differences. And over time, as codes of law sought to control violence within groups, so did philosophers and clerics and statesmen seek to regulate the destructive power of war. The concept of a "just war" emerged, suggesting that war is justified only when certain conditions were met: if it is waged as a last resort or in self-defense; if the force used is proportional; and if, whenever possible, civilians are spared from violence. Of course, we know that for most of history, this concept of "just war" was rarely observed. The capacity of human beings to think up new ways to kill one another proved inexhaustible, as did our capacity to exempt from mercy those who look different or pray to a different God.
 * Barack Obama, Nobel Prize acceptance speech (2009).

 * Every decision to launch a war, even if it is the most justified and clear decision, is never easy. [...] It should not be utilized in the political race of those who wish to rise to power even at the price of baseless self-destruction, which lacks logic and boundaries – all this around a war which was the most justified.
 * Ehud Olmert, May 29, 2007

 * It is the object only of war that makes it honorable. And if there was ever a just war since the world began, it is this in which America is now engaged. *  *  * We fight not to enslave, but to set a country free, and to make room upon the earth for honest men to live in.
 * Thomas Paine, as quoted in The Crisis No. IV (12 September 1777). Quotes reported in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922), p. 841-60.

 * We must not let what happened lead to a deepening of divisions. Religion must never be used as a reason for conflict. [...] With all my heart I beg God to keep the world in peace. From this place, I invite both Christians and Muslims to raise an intense prayer to the One, almighty God whose children we all are, that the supreme good of peace may reign in the world.
 * Pope's spokesman Dr. Joaqun Navarro-Valls: ...the pope believes that the extremists directly responsible for the attacks on the United States could and should be distinguished from the wider threat of Islamic fundamentalism and that any response should be limited to punishing the guilty.
 * Pope John Paul II, Astana, Kazakhstan, September 23, 2001

 * I say: NO TO WAR! War is not always inevitable. It is always a defeat for humanity. International law, honest dialogue, solidarity between states, the noble exercise of diplomacy; these are methods worthy of individuals and nations in resolving their differences. I say this as I think of those who still place their trust in nuclear weapons, and as I think of the all too numerous conflicts which continue to hold hostage our brothers and sisters in humanity. Bethlehem reminds us of the unresolved crisis in the Middle East, where two peoples, Israeli and Palestinian, are called to live side by side, equally free and sovereign, in mutual respect. Faced with the constant degeneration of the crisis in the Middle East, I say to you that the solution will never be imposed by recourse to terrorism or armed conflict, as if military victories could be the solution. And what are we to say about the threat of a war which could strike the people of Iraq, the land of the Prophets, a people already sorely tried by more than 12 years of embargo? War is never just another means that one can choose to employ for settling differences between nations. As the charter of the United Nations Organisation and international law itself remind us, war cannot be decided upon, even when it is a matter of ensuring the common good, except as the very last option and in accordance with very strict conditions, without ignoring the consequences for the civilian population both during and after the military operations.
 * Pope John Paul II, January 13, 2003

 * When war, as in these days in Iraq, threatens the fate of humanity, it is ever more urgent to proclaim, with a strong and decisive voice, that only peace is the road to follow to construct a more just and united society. Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men.
 * Pope John Paul II, March 22, 2003

 * The Seeger Court recognized that the exemption provision needed to “deal[] with the beliefs of different individuals who will articulate them in a multitude of ways,” and focused its test simply on the sincerity of the individual’s conscientious objection. Even this broadened approach to conscientious objection remains focused on individuals who are opposed to participating in any war, as opposed to those who are opposed to participating in a particular war. This leaves certain people who have moral objections to participation in particular wars—for example, someone who subscribes to “just war theory,” which condemns some, but not other, wars—without protection.
 * Mark L. Rienzi, “The Constitutional Right Not to Kill”, Emory Law Journal, Volume 62, Issue 1, 2012, pp.134-135.

 * Unjust war is to be abhorred; but woe to the nation that does not make ready to hold its own in time of need against all who would harm it! And woe thrice over to the nation in which the average man loses the fighting edge, loses the power to serve as a soldier if the day of need should arise!
 * Theodore Roosevelt, speech at the University of Berlin, May 12, 1910.

 * Women have long been props for war-making. Invasions are often justified in part by pointing to the suffering of women in the countries targeted for attack. “Only the terrorists and the Taliban threaten to pull out women’s fingernails for wearing nail polish,” Laura Bush said when she took over her husband’s weekly radio address, in 2001, to urge Americans to support the war in Afghanistan. Like McMaster’s miniskirt photograph, Bush’s speech exemplifies the kind of pseudo-feminism sometimes used to justify invasion. The literary theorist and postcolonial feminist Gayatri Spivak calls it “white men saving brown women from brown men,” an imperial logic that ignores sexism at home to fight sexism abroad, and which disregards brown women’s agency and self-understanding. How women make sense of the situations in which they live—whether, for instance, they see the veil as oppressive or as a symbol of resistance or simply as an important religious practice—is irrelevant. Instead, imperialism is presented as a necessary act of deliverance. They don’t know how to treat their women; our job—really, our moral obligation—is liberation.
 * Sarah Sentilles, "Colonial Postcards and Women as Props for War-Making", The New Yorker, (October 5, 2017).

 * .מלחמת שלום הגליל היתה מהמוצדקות ביותר במלחמות ישראל
 * Translation: Peace for Galilee's war was one of the most justified of Israel's wars.
 * Ariel Sharon, in a TV interview

 * The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.
 * Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger and Other Stories

 * War can only be abolished through war … in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.
 * Mao Zedong Problems of War and Strategy.

 * The term "just war" contains an internal contradiction. War is inherently unjust, and the great challenge of our time is how to deal with evil, tyranny, and oppression without killing huge numbers of people.
 * Howard Zinn, Terrorism and War, (2002).

 * We need to decide that we will not go to war, whatever reason is conjured up by the politicians or the media, because war in our time is always indiscriminate, a war against innocents, a war against children. War is terrorism, magnified a hundred times.
 * Howard Zinn, The Old way of thinking in The Progressive (November 2001).

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Radio Active

Radio Active was a Radio 4 comedy show which parodied local radio broadcasting from the United Kingdom. It began as the "Oxford Review" in 1980 and ran to seven series between 1981 and 1987 plus many specials. The show starred Angus Deayton, Geoffrey Perkins, Michael Fenton Stevens, Helen Atkinson-Wood with songs by Philip Pope. The show was transferred to television as KYTV. The character names in Radio Active usually referred to pieces of studio equipment.

Telephone jingle

 * Presenter: Call us on...
 * Jingle [multi-tracked singing voice]: Four eighty-five six two four two!
 * Presenter: I'll just repeat that...
 * Jingle: Oh double-one oh-one oh-oh! One-oh! Oh-double-oh! [long, drawn-out and harmonised] One... [Pause long enough for presenter to start speaking again, then short and sudden...] NINE!

Boiled Egg

 * Nigel : Well, I'm in the kitchen of Mr Roy Ferris...
 * Roy : Hello.
 * Nigel : Ya, hello, Roy, ... who's been keeping pretty secret about what he's cooking here. Roy, you're gonna tell us about the secret recipe of yours?
 * Roy : ... No... it's a secret.
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Nigel : But you're going to tell us about it, aren't you?
 * Roy : yea, that's just a joke anyway. ... First of all, you take about a pint of water, and you pour it into a saucepan.
 * Nigel : And what do u do then?
 * Roy : Then you put it on the stove, and you boil the water.
 * Nigel : Right. So the ingredients so far....
 * Roy : Er.. the ingredients so far are about a pint of water, a saucepan, and some...warm...er..hee...
 * Nigel : Heat
 * Roy : Heat! That's right.
 * Nigel : So, er, what then?
 * Roy : So when the water is boiling nicely, you take an egg...
 * Nigel : An egg
 * Roy : And you drop it in.
 * Nigel : Into the water?
 * Roy : Yup, that's right. Into the water. That's correct. That's absolutely vital by the way. And you leave it there for about 3 to 4 minutes until it's done.
 * Nigel : I see.
 * Roy : See, perfect.
 * Nigel : That's it, is it?
 * Roy : Yup, that's simple like that.
 * Nigel : This is in fact a boiled egg, isn't it?
 * Roy : Pardon?
 * Nigel : This is what I would call a boiled egg.
 * Roy : Hah no no. This is what I would call "oeuf bouilli".
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Nigel : In English?
 * Roy : A boiled egg.
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Nigel : So... you'll simply crack the egg, peel and eat it. Is that right?
 * Roy : Hah hah.. no. I'll drink it.
 * Nigel : You'll drink the egg?
 * Roy : No no no. I'll drink the boiled water, stupid! [Audience laughs]... You don't wanna eat the egg. You throw it out away. You don't wanna eat that.
 * Nigel : Why not?
 * Roy : Oh, that's come out of a hen's bum.
 * [Audience laughs]
 * [Audience laughs]

Problem Phone-in

 * Mike : The first '''Caller is already through. Hello, how can we help?
 * Caller # 1: Hello, Graham?
 * Mike : Er... no, Mike Channel here.
 * Caller #1 : Er... can I speak to Graham please?
 * Mike : Er.. this is Mike Channel here, and the Radio Active doctor here looking at some of your problems. And you're on the air right now.
 * Caller #1 : Oh... Can you give Graham a message then?
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Mike : Right. Er... Thanks for your call. Let's move on to someone else. Next on the line is Peter Barbary. Okay. Go ahead Peter.
 * Caller #2 (Peter) : Right. Er... Is Graham there?
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Mike [surprised] : What?!
 * Caller #2 : Sorry, Graham?
 * Mike : This is Mike Channel on Radio Active.
 * Caller #2 : Yup, could I leave a message for him?
 * Mike : I'm afraid that there's no Graham here. Er... clearly seem to be getting some cross-lines here. So let's take our final call before break. And let's hope someone if we can help on Radio Active's problem phone-in. Hello?
 * Caller #3 : Hello.
 * Mike : How can we help?
 * Caller #3 : It's Graham here. Any messages for me?
 * [Audience laughs]

Mike Channel Just Arrived

 * [Radio Active theme music fades out.]
 * Mike Flex : Today, we've come down here for 27 minutes to for the little village of Humpingham. Isn't that right, Anna?
 * Anna : Yes, Mike. And I know that Uncle Mike, Nigel, and myself, Mike Channel's unable to be with us today, are going to have a wonderful day, getting to know the people and asking them for a few requests.
 * [Car approaching with brake...]
 * Mike Channel : [Saying to the driver] Thank you.
 * [Mike Channel gets off the car, and slumps the door. Then, the car leaves.]
 * Mike Flex : And here, in fact, is the old man of the air waves, Mike Channel.
 * Anna : Who seems have found his way here. Hi Mike!
 * Mike Flex : Hi Mike.
 * Mike Channel : Hello Anna, ..., Michael.
 * Mike Flex : Well, what a surprise.
 * Anna : Good to see you.
 * Mike Channel : Yes, I thought at least I could do. The station appeared to be completely shut up when I arrived this morning.
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Mike Flex : Well, that's right, Mike, because today, of course, it's all rather lovely because we're in the village of Humpingham.
 * Mike Channel : Yes, it would be rather lovely to be told.
 * [audience laughs]
 * Mike Channel : I have to listen to the radio to find out where you were.
 * [Audience laughs]
 * Mike Flex : Hah hah, super.
 * Anna : Great.
 * Mike Channel : Nine lifts it took.
 * [Audience laughs]
 * [Radio Active loves Humpingham jingle...]

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