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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Get ahht

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. — Jeffq 17:33, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Get ahht
I don't see the need for a page for a single line. The only way I could see this surviving is if an article was created for the TV show (Warning: May Contain Nuts), and this page redirected to it. ~ UDScott 13:08, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (4 Deletes; 1 serious Keep, 1 Keep from apparent prankster; no notability evidence provided). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 17:33, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:08, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. I don't think the quote is noteworthy/memorable enough (certainly, to me, as someone who's never seen the show, I can't understand why someone would find it noteworthy/memorable) and certainly isn't enough to start a page for the whole show. —LrdChaos 13:16, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. This article, created by new WQ editor Gary Kirk, looks like a hoax article. Neither Wikipedia nor IMDb have anything to say about either the show or this supposed "British actor IMcG", nor is there any indication of such a person working on Titanic II. Google, besides pointing to a book titled Warning!: May Contain Nuts! by British author Barry Gibbons, lists a ton of uses of the phrase without any mention of a TV show. There is a Wikipedia image of a supposed DVD of this spoof TV show, but it was uploaded by User:GaryKirk, who seems likely to be the same editor as our new user. The only use of this image is in a user subpage, w:User:Garykirk/Jamie Tuffield, which is an apparent tribute to a school-age actor. This completely unsourced tribute reads like a hoax itself, although it is quite detailed. (Then again, so was "Concrete Hippo".) I hold out the possibility that this is not a hoax, especially since Gary Kirk seems to have contributed a lot to WP without being tagged as a hoaxer, but at the very least, this is likely an unnotable show, so even a proper article of quotes from it wouldn't meet Wikiquote notability standards. NOTE: The fate of redirects Get ahht! and Get Ahht! are also tied to this article.) ~ Jeff Q (talk) 23:34, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. Nonsense. ~ Harry Tuttle 08:06, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

 * Keep. I have been privileged enough to produce the show which is the source of this quote, in fact, I wrote the aforementioned tribute to it. I must say that while it is a relatively unknown quote as of yet, it still has much value to the casual observer, and will undoubtedly be more well known in the near future. ~ Horatio Apple 13:19, 01 May 2006 (UTC)
 * Wikiquote's purpose is not to promote new creative works, but to quote from established ones whose notability provides us with a means to verify them. I can appreciate your desire to disseminate the work of an up-and-coming artist, but that's just not what we do here. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:26, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 * Keep. Even if only say, 300 people know of Get Ahht!, it is far more well known than some obscure, and frankly ridiculous articles such as Eddie's Stories ("How will we get out of here?" "The same way we will get out!" "Get Ahht!". —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 193.112.229.153 (talk • contribs) 14:19, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
 * This user created the "Eddie's Stories" article (also under VfD consideration). This and his/her repeated vandalism suggests a lack of serious intent. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:36, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.


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User talk:152.163.100.136

Thanks for experimenting with the page Stargate SG-1 on Wikiquote. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Please see the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our compendium of quotations. Thanks. —LrdChaos 20:48, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

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Talk:Circumcision

To whomever posted this page, thanks a lot. I'm bookmarking it to send out to anyone I hear about who is crazy enough to want to cut a newborn baby boy. Midwife in Vancouver, BC

Anonymous quotes
I cannot locate sources for the following quotes:

 * "Circumcision: Conformity = deformity"
 * "Pregnant? Bring the WHOLE baby home. Say NO to circumcision!"
 * ""Un" is more fun. Say no to circumcision."
 * "The foreskin is normal. Circumcision is a fetish"
 * "Teach hygiene, not mutilation. Stop circumcision"
 * "Educate. Don't Amputate. Stop Circumcision"

I'm therefore deleting them. Jakew 12:18, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

I've also deleted some non-notable quotes and a bunch of quotes that weren't even about circumcision. Jakew 12:48, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Balance
Glad to see there are quotes from both sides, all referenced. Regardless of personal opinion, there are debaters on both sides. Except in Europe where it's just not done routinely. 83.70.170.48 08:05, 22 May 2012 (UTC)

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Batman & Robin (film)

Batman & Robin is a 1997 film and the fourth installment in the comic book-inspired film series initiated by Tim Burton. It starred George Clooney in his only appearance as Batman and Chris O'Donnell returning as Robin. It also introduced Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone), a niece of Bruce Wayne's butler Alfred (Michael Gough).

 * Written by Bob Kane and Akiva Goldsman. Directed by Joel Schumacher.

Strength. Courage. Honor. And loyalty. On June 20, it ALL comes together...

Batman / Bruce Wayne

 * Vengeance isn't true power. Anyone can take a life. Giving life is true power, the power you once had.
 * Hey Freeze, the heat is on!!
 * Why are all the beautiful ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

Alfred Pennyworth

 * There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.
 * I'll cancel the pizzas!
 * We're going to need a bigger cave.

Poison Ivy / Dr. Pamela Isley

 * As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, "This is a one woman show".
 * There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
 * It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better.
 * Men, the most absurd of God's creatures. We give you life... and we can take it away just as easily.
 * Sorry, my vines have a crush on you!
 * I'm a lover not a fighter, which is why every Poison Ivy action figure comes with him! [gestures to Bane]
 * I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
 * Kiss me and I'll tell you.
 * One kiss...my love...for luck.

Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries

 * Freeze in hell, Batman!
 * Freeze well.
 * Let's kick some ice!
 * Grab the gem! Kill the heroes! Yes! Yes! Kill them!
 * The Ice Man cometh!
 * Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom!
 * What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!
 * Can you feel it coming? The icy cold of space. At 30,000 feet, your heart will freeze and be no more.
 * I hate when people talk during the movie.
 * Alright everyone! Chill.
 * In this universe, there is only one absolute: Everything freezes.
 * No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bane, it is the size of your gun that counts.
 * You're not sending me to the cooler!
 * I hate uninvited guests.
 * If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest: It's time to feast!
 * [freezes Robin] Stay cool, Birdboy.
 * Dare to be cold, Batman?
 * Tonight's forecast: A Freeze is coming!
 * After you're frozen, your icy tomb will plummet back to Gotham.
 * A laundry service that delivers. Wow!
 * I hope Mr. Bane can swim.

Dialogue

 * Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
 * Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

 * Robin: I could have made that jump!
 * Batman: And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building.
 * Robin: You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win.
 * Batman: Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy.
 * Robin: You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way or the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it!
 * Batman: Yes, it's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them!
 * Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!

 * Bruce Wayne: [about Robin] Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt.
 * Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone.
 * Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again.
 * Alfred Pennyworth: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family.
 * Bruce Wayne: I trust you, Alfred.
 * Alfred Pennyworth: But I shan't be here forever.

 * Poison Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
 * Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

 * [Alfred misses the doorbell]
 * Alfred Pennyworth: I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies.
 * Bruce Wayne: Oh, there's no apology necessary, Alfred. It's the first time it's happened in 30 years.

 * Poison Ivy: Enough monkey business. We've got work to do.
 * Bane: Monkey work.

 * Bruce Wayne: Alfred, am I pig headed? Is it always my way or the highway?
 * Alfred Pennyworth: Yes, actually. Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world? An attempt to control death, itself?
 * Bruce Wayne: But I can't, can I?
 * Alfred Pennyworth: None of us can.

 * Robin: I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy!
 * Batman: Bad? Yes. Guy? No.
 * Robin: Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively!
 * Batman: Me too! Definitely! [pause] Great stems, though...
 * Robin: Buds, too.
 * Batman: Yeah, those were nice...

 * Poison Ivy: Let me kiss you.
 * Batman: [Runs towards Robin] Stop, don't kiss her. The victim at the airport. Toxins introduced through the mouth.
 * Robin: What are you talking about?
 * Batman: Why do you think she's so desperate to kiss us, I'm betting her lips are poison.
 * Robin: Poison kiss? You got some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand that she was gonna kiss me and not you. You couldn't stand it that something was gonna be mine and not yours, could you?
 * [Robin pushes Batman and begins an attack, but Batman avoids Robin's attacks and pushes Robin into the vat of slime as Poison Ivy and Bane have the chance to escape]
 * Poison Ivy: Exit Bane.
 * Bane: Exit.
 * [Robin gets out of the vat of slime and realizes that this is the last straw as he storms out]
 * Robin: Ivy's right. I don't need your help. I'm going solo.
 * [Commissioner Gordon shows up and questions Batman of Poison Ivy and Bane's escape]
 * Commissioner Gordon: What happened? How'd they get away?
 * [Batman becomes upset of what Robin has said]

 * [Robin has entered Ivy's lair after she calls him there and meets her in the center]
 * Poison Ivy: Hi there.
 * Robin: [Walking towards her] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?
 * Poison Ivy: You will just have to find out.
 * Robin: I want us to be together, but I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. [lays next to her on her throne] I need a sign.
 * Poison Ivy: How about "slippery when wet"?
 * Robin: Of trust. Tell me your plan.
 * Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you.
 * Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you.
 * Poison Ivy: Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.
 * Robin: [Turns to leave] I've got to stop him.
 * Poison Ivy: [Grabs Robin's shoulders and turns him to face her] One kiss...my love...[whispers] for luck.
 * [Ivy places a hand on Robin's face and they both lean in, Ivy having an evil smirk, and the two share a passionate kiss]
 * Poison Ivy: [In mock sadness] Bad luck I'm afraid. Time to die little robin.
 * Robin: I hate to disappoint you, but...[peels rubber off his lips and Ivy stares in shock] rubber lips are immune to your charms.
 * [Ivy glares at Robin before leaping forward and shoving him off her throne, into the pond]
 * Robin: Wahh! [Becomes tangled up in vines that try to drown him]
 * Poison Ivy: [Leaps from her throne and waves at Robin as she walks off] See ya!
 * [Ivy walks away. Suddenly, Batman halts Poison Ivy]
 * Batman: You're not the only one who can set a trap, Venus.
 * Poison Ivy: Sorry. My vines have a "crush" on you.
 * [Ivy's vines tangle Batman and pull him up to the ceiling]
 * Poison Ivy: [Evil Laughing] Gotta go. So many people to kill, so little time!
 * [Ivy walks away again. Suddenly, Batgirl crashes the sunlight and is ready to fight.]
 * Batgirl: You're about to become compost.
 * [Batgirl starts fighting Poison Ivy]
 * Batgirl: Using feminine wiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks? Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out long ago. You give women a bad name.
 * [Batgirl continues fighting Poison Ivy, while fighting, Robin tries to get the vines out, then still vines stuck him. Batman release the vines. Poison Ivy has vines on Batgirl's foot]
 * Poison Ivy: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show.
 * Batgirl: I don't think so.
 * [Batgirl continues fighting Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy got the knife, Batgirl aims her. Poison Ivy tries to stab her, Batgirl kicks the knife off her. Kicks again. And finally she pushed her to the ground.]
 * Poison Ivy: CURSES!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 * [After Poison Ivy defeated by Batgirl, Batman and Robin meet up with Batgirl]
 * Robin: Freeze is gonna ice the city!
 * Batman: I know. And you are...
 * Batgirl: Batgirl.
 * Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batperson, or Batwoman?
 * Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found a Batcave.
 * Robin: We gotta get those locks changed.
 * Batman: She knows who we are.
 * Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her.
 * Batman: Yep. We'll kill her later, we'll have work to do. Come on.
 * [Batman, Robin and Batgirl exit Ivy's lair and went after Mr. Freeze and Bane.]

 * [Batman, Robin and Batgirl climb up into the chamber, and Mr. Freeze and Bane are not there]
 * Robin: No sign of the snowman.
 * Batgirl: Maybe he melted.
 * Batman: No, he's just hibernating.
 * [Batman, Robin, and Batgirl shoot the Bat-Grapple into the ceiling and swing into the controller]
 * Batman: These heaters will thaw them.
 * [Batman heat up the scientists. He went past the telescope.]
 * Batgirl: I hope you've got about ten million more of those little toys.
 * Robin: Eight more minutes and a city full of Gothamites are ice cubes forever.
 * Batman: Sunlight could reverse the freezing process.
 * Batgirl: Sunrise isn't for five hours.
 * Batman: Here.
 * Robin: But it's morning in the Congo.
 * Batman: If we could relay the sunlight-
 * Robin: From the other side of the Equator-
 * Batgirl: It'll take the satellites about a minute to re-align, but...damn!
 * Robin: Damn? Damn's not good.
 * Batgirl: Those targeting mirrors are frozen. The sun beam won't work.
 * Batman: Alright, I'll set the telescope. You thaw the mirrors.
 * [Robin and Batgirl race out of telescope. They begins to thaw the mirrors. Batman get on the main console and types on the keyboard on the world "Targeting". Satellites are tracking through, Back at Observatory. Robin and Batgirl continues to thaw the mirrors. The digital clock reads "11:53" to "11:54", Batman aims the telescope. Suddenly, Mr. Freeze surprises Batman.]
 * Mr. Freeze: Tonight's forecast...a freeze is coming!
 * [Freeze grabs Batman and hurls the caped crusader up over his head onto the telescope barrel, using his free hand to yank the telescope control joystick. The telescope tilts sharply downward.]

 * [Batgirl disables Mr. Freeze's freeze-ray]
 * Robin: You're pretty good at this, little girl.
 * Batgirl: Well, watch and learn, little boy.

 * [Batman approaches a defeated Mr. Freeze laying on the wreckage of the telescope]
 * Batman: I'm taking you back to Arkham Asylum.
 * Mr. Freeze: [weakly] Go on. Kill me too. Just as you killed my wife.
 * Batman: I didn't killed you wife.
 * [Batman shows him a record of Poison Ivy fighting Batgirl]
 * Poison Ivy: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show!
 * ''[Mr Freeze shouts in anger at his ex-partner's betrayal]
 * Batman: But, she's not dead. We found her, restore her. She's still frozen alive. Waiting for you to find a cure.
 * Mr Freeze: She lives?
 * Batman: [nods] Yes. But vengeance isn't power. Anyone can take a life. But to give life... that's true power. A power you once had.
 * Mr. Freeze: [relieved] She's alive.
 * Batman: So I'm asking you. Victor Fries... help me save another life. Show me how to cure Macgregor's Syndrome Stage 1. And maybe you can also save the life of the man your wife once loved. He's still inside you, Victor. Buried... deep beneath the snow. Will you help me... Doctor?
 * ''[Mr. Freeze astonished at what he said takes out two vials for the cure for Macgregor's Syndrome stage one from his armor]
 * Mr Freeze: Take two of these... and called me in the morning
 * Batman: [receives the vials] I'll have your wife moved to the lab at Arkham. You'll be able to continue you research there.

 * [Poison Ivy has been defeated and imprisoned in Arkham Asylum; dazed, she plucks at a flower]
 * Poison Ivy: He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me...
 * [Mr. Freeze appears in the cell]
 * Mr. Freeze: NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.

About Batman & Robin (film)

 * I just thought the last one had been successful, so I thought I was just going to be in a big, successful franchise movie. [And] in a weird way I was. Batman is still the biggest break I ever had and it completely changed my career, even if it was weak and I was weak in it. It was a difficult film to be good in. I don’t know what I could have done differently. But if I am going to be Batman in the film Batman & Robin, I can’t say it didn’t work and then not take some of the blame for that.
 * George Clooney "George Clooney Calls ‘Batman & Robin’ a ‘Difficult Film to Be Good In" by Ben Moore, Screen Rant, (09.30.2011).

 * I was in a rubber suit. I had rubber nipples. I could have played him straight but I didn’t. I made him gay.
 * George Clooney "Cloony claims his Batman was gay Barbara Walters interviews other people", Jen Yamato, Rotten Tomatoes, (March 1, 2006).

 * Because of my love for the world of Batman, I went to Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin with real anticipation. I got thrilled all over again by the Gothic towers of Gotham City. I was reminded of how cool the Batmobile is (Batman has a new one), and I smiled at the fetishistic delight with which Batman and Robin put on their costumes, sheathing themselves in shiny black second skins and clamping on lots of belts, buckles, shields, hooks, pulleys, etc. (How much does that stuff weigh? How do they run while they're wearing it?) But my delight began to fade at about the 30-minute mark, when it became clear that this new movie, like its predecessors, was not *really* going to explore the bizarre world of its heroes, but would settle down safely into a special effects extravaganza. Batman & Robin, like the first three films in the series, is wonderful to look at, and has nothing authentic at its core.
 * Listening to Schwarzenegger's one-liners ("The iceman cometh!"), I realized that a funny thing is happening to the series: It's creeping irresistibly toward the tone of the 1960s TV show. The earlier Batman movies, especially the dark "Batman Returns" (1992), made a break with the camp TV classic and went for moodier tones. But now the puns and punchlines come so fast the action has to stop and wait for them. Although we don't get the POW! and WHAM! cartoon graphics, this fourth movie seems inspired more by the TV series than the Bob Kane comic character.
 * What I'll remember from the film are some of the images, such as the Gotham Observatory, which is inside a giant globe held aloft far above the city streets by a towering statue in the Grecian style. And I will remember Mr. Freeze sadly looking at a little music-box figure of his wife. And Alfred poignantly searching his family tree on his computer. And Ivy's leafy eyebrows. My prescription for the series remains unchanged: scale down. We don't need to see $2 million on the screen every single minute. Give the foreground to the characters, not the special effects. And ask the hard questions about Bruce Wayne. There is a moment in the film where we learn that the new telescope in the Gotham Observatory can look at any place on Earth. "Just don't point it at my bedroom," Bruce Wayne chuckles. What is he chuckling about?
 * Roger Ebert (June 20, 1997). "Batman & Robin". Chicago Sun-Times. Archived from the original on December 16, 2008. Retrieved November 12, 2008.

 * Joel [Schumacher] would sit on a crane with a megaphone and yell before each take, 'Remember, everyone, this is a cartoon'. It was hard to act because that kind of set the tone for the film.
 * John Glover, Shadows of the Bat: The Cinematic Saga of the Dark Knight Part 6-Batman Unbound, 2005, Warner Home Video

 * It's as if Clooney didn't spend any time figuring out what makes Batman tick. This is a rich man who is so weird and troubled that he dresses like a bat and chases criminals every night for years and years. Would a normal person do that? The rubber suit alone should have been the tip-off. This guy has problems.
 * Mick LaSalle (June 20, 1997). "Batman Chills Out". San Francisco Chronicle.

 * At a gala in Gotham City, the fabulous Poison Ivy makes her entrance in a fluffy magenta gorilla suit made from 450 Santa Claus wigs. Then she peels this off slowly as the band plays her theme song. And out comes the most show-stopping character in Batman and Robin, the fourth and most frenetically gaudy feature in the series. As played by Uma Thurman, Poison Ivy is perfect, flaunting great looks, a mocking attitude and madly flamboyant disguises. Like Mae West, she mixes true femininity with the winking womanliness of a drag queen. Poison Ivy captures the essence of Batman and Robin, a wild, campy costume party of a movie and the first Batman to suggest that somewhere in Gotham City there might be a Studio 54. Joel Schumacher, director and ringmaster, piles on the flashy showmanship and keeps the film as big, bold, noisy and mindlessly overwhelming as possible. In this context, it's not surprising that even the opening credit sequence is at fever pitch. The movie begins with Batman and Robin caught up in a crazed hockey match, taking off on a rocket and then surfing through space.
 * Janet Maslin (June 20, 1997). "Batman and Robin". The New York Times.

 * [The costume] was made by Jose Fernandez, who was our brilliant lead sculpture. If you look at Batman and Batman Returns, it was the genius, Bob Ringwood that created those suits, so by the time we got to Batman Forever, the rubber and techniques had gotten so sophisticated. If you look at when Michael Keaton appears in the first suit, you’ll notice how large it is. It was brilliant but the best they could do at the time. By the time Batman Forever came around, rubber molding had become so much more advanced. So I said, let’s make it anatomical and gave photos of those Greek statues and those incredible anatomical drawings you see in medical books. He did the nipples and when I looked at them, I thought, that’s cool.
 * Joel Schumacher, "Joel Schumacher Explains How Batman & Robin's Bat-Nipples Came To Be", Germain Lussier, IO9, (6/13/17).

 * There was a lot of pressure from Warner Bros. to make Batman & Robin more family-friendly. We decided to do a less depressing Batman movie and less torture and more heroic. I know I have been criticized a lot for this, but I didn't see the harm in that approach at all.
 * If there's anybody watching this, that... let's say, loved Batman Forever, and went into Batman & Robin with great anticipation, if I've disappointed them in any way, then I really want to apologize. Because it wasn't my intention. My intention was just to entertain them.
 * Joel Schumacher, Shadows of the Bat: The Cinematic Saga of the Dark Knight Part 6-Batman Unbound, (2005), Warner Home Video.

 * A film that boasts 10 Bat weapons specific enough to be mentioned in the press notes (plus four different "Batarangs") yet considers lines like "Freeze, you're mad" to be acceptable dialogue, "Batman & Robin" lives and dies by the aesthetic of excess, the familiar idea that anything worth doing is worth overdoing. You may admire its surface, but it is far too slick for even a toehold's worth of connection. While it would take more time than it's worth to list all the wrinkles of the film's Akiva Goldsman plot, "Batman & Robin" has the eerie feeling of having no beginning, no middle and no end. Watching it is like stumbling into the world's longest coming attractions trailer, or a product reel for a special-effects house.
 * Kenneth Turan (June 20, 1997). "Batman & Robin". Los Angeles Times. Archived from the original on August 2, 2008. Retrieved (November 12, 2008).

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The Adventures of Superman

The Adventures of Superman (1952–1958) was a live-action television series about the Man of Steel as he fights crime with help from his friends at the Daily Planet. It was the first to bring the comic-book hero to TV.

Introduction

 * Narrator: Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
 * Man 1: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
 * Woman: It's a plane.
 * Man 2: It's Superman!
 * Narrator: Yes, it's Superman, strange visitor from another planet who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands. And who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way. And now another exciting episode in the adventures of Superman.

Superman on Earth [1.01]

 * Jor-El: Council members, I have completed my solar calculations, and as much as I dread uttering these fateful words, I have come to the conclusion that Krypton is about to be destroyed.

 * Lara: If anyone is to survive, let it be our son.

 * [Eben pulls the baby from the burning rocket and hands it to Sarah.]
 * Eben: Burned much?
 * Sarah: Not burned at all. Blanket ain't even scorched.

 * White: White speaking. What? Absolutely not. Certainly not. And that's final!

 * White: Who the blazes are you?
 * Kent: My name is Clark Kent, sir.
 * White: I told that girl not to...
 * Kent: Please don't blame your receptionist, she doesn't even know I'm in here.
 * White: What do you mean she doesn't know? How did you get past her
 * Kent: Well, I didn't you see, I came in through the window.

 * [On meeting Clark Kent for the first time.]
 * White: Crazy. Just crazy.

 * Lane: There are one or two things I haven't got quite straight in my mind, Mr. Kent. For example, how did you leave here later than we did and beat us to the airport?
 * Kent: Is that all?
 * Lane: Not quite. How come you found the man behind the hanger at just the right moment to get his exclusive story when every top experienced reporter in the business was breaking his neck...
 * Kent: Or her neck...
 * Lane: Or her neck to get that story?
 * Kent: Maybe I'm a Superman, Miss Lane.

The Haunted Lighthouse [1.02]

 * Olsen: Say, How did you get here?
 * Kent: Well, Jim, that's a long story.

 * [On Clark Kent:]
 * Aunt Louisa: My, but he's handsome too. As a matter of fact, he looks like... [Clark interrupts]

 * Peter the Parrot: Help! Help! I'm drowning!

The Case of the Talkative Dummy [1.03]

 * Mr. Marco: I give you all the best lines, all the best gags, but that isn't good enough. You have to add lines of your own. What are you trying to do, take over the act?

 * Mr. Marco: Look at him, sitting there so innocently. "In the shade of the old apple tree". "Down by the old mill stream". "Eleven and a half". He knows he's fourteen. He's been fourteen for the last ten years!

 * Superman: Jim, a word of advice. After this, keep out of other people's safes.

 * Lane: Well there he goes again. Inspector, where does he disappear to all the time?
 * Henderson: I don't know. Maybe he runs into an ally, takes off his glasses and turns into Superman.

 * Lane: All right Clark, if you're so smart who's on the other end of the phone now?
 * Kent: The Chief. And if we're not back at the planet in fifteen seconds flat, we're bothe gonna get fired. Now come on.

The Mystery of the Broken Statues [1.04]

 * First Store Owner: All I'm sorry about is that they didn't smash some of the fifty dollar vases.

 * Lane: Don't tell me. I'll tell you. Two men walked in the shop, a tall one and a short one. The short one smashed them and the tall one paid for the statues.
 * Second Store Owner: How did you know?
 * Lane: I read minds.

The Monkey Mystery [1.05]

 * Lane: Look, Clark, super-monkey

 [Lois reads her "fortune"]
 * Lane: I'm going to marry a handsome oil millionaire by the name of "Harvey". Bye, Clark.
 * Kent: Where do you think you're going?
 * Lane: Well, to meet Harvey, where else?
 * Kent: Have you forgotten we're supposed to cover the Petersen trial?
 * Lane: You cover it. I can't keep Harvey waiting. Bye-bye.

 * Olsen: Wait a minute, where'd you get the tip. The chief's gonna ask me.
 * Lane: From a monkey.
 * Olsen: Huh?

 * White: You say Superman couldn't find the fellow on the train?
 * Kent: No. I'm gonna look around more, but--
 * White: You are?
 * Kent: I mean, Superman is.

 * Bad guy one: Get away ok?
 * Bad guy two: Duck soup.

 * White: Those fellas must think Superman works for the Daily Planet.
 * Kent: What!? Who!?

A Night of Terror [1.06]

 * Solley: Who's he sending?
 * Mitch: Baby Face something
 * Solley: Baby Face Stevens?
 * Mitch: You know him?
 * Solley: I heard about him. Always making with the jokes. And you know what? When he does a job, he takes all but one slug out of this gun. Never misses.

 * Olsen: How'd you know it was me?
 * Kent: Don't you know that i have X-ray vision?
 * Olsen: Oh, sure. Just like Superman.

 * Kent: What's on your mind besides the Chicago White Sox.
 * Olsen: You guessed it!

 * Olsen: She didn't get going until after three.
 * Kent: She should've waited till morning.
 * Olsen: That's what I told her but she said, "Nothing doing, the chief might get an idea overnight".

 * Solley: Hiya, Baby Face.
 * Olsen: Could you tell me where to find Miss Lane? I think she's in trouble.
 * Solley: You see what I mean, Mitch? Always gagging.

 * Lane: Superman you're wonderful. How did you know we were in trouble?
 * Superman: A little bird told me.
 * Olsen: I bet you the little bird's name was Clark Kent.
 * Superman: [chuckles] Could be.

The Birthday Letter [1.07]

 * Kathie: Superman, why did you carry me up the fire escape? I thought you could fly. And why did we come here, you promised you'd take me to the fair.
 * Slugger: Don't ask so many questions, little girl.
 * Kathie: I don't think you're Superman at all. You don't talk like Superman. You don't act like Superman. You don't even look like Superman.

 * Marie: Where did ye say the meeting was going to take place?
 * Kathie: Oh that? I forget.

 * Lane: Clark, where you going?
 * Kent: This is a job for Superman. I mean, I've got to find him.

The Mind Machine [1.08]

 * White: Lois, for the last time, are you going to listen to reason?

 * Hadley: Good heavens. What will we do?
 * Kent: I'm afraid there's only one thing to do… Look! [knocks Hadley out.]

 * Hadley: But, Mr. Kent, I still haven't got this straight. Do you mean to say I blacked out, yet still managed to land the plane safely?
 * Kent: Can you think of any other explanation, Mr. Hadley?
 * Hadley: Well, goodness me. I had no idea I was such a fine pilot.

 * Kent: Lois, I thought you were in danger. I just tried to help.
 * Lane: You? Why should I need you help, when I can always count on--
 * Kent: I know... Superman.

Rescue [1.09]

 * Lane: What's soft about tramping around in dirty old coalmines.
 * Kent: Lois, maybe you'll find a diamond.

 * Kent: Hello, Mr. Sims. What's all the excitement about?
 * Sims: Gas. We just broke through the Joiner drift, found it full of gas.
 * Kent: That's too bad.
 * Sims: You seem mighty unconcerned, Mr. Kent.
 * Kent: Should I be concerned?

 * Lane: Superman finally took me out.

The Secret of Superman [1.10]

 * White: What is this, the Explorer's Club? A man could starve to death here waiting for a sandwich and coffee.

 * Kent: Well, Chief, a lot of people think Superman works for The Planet. You're the editor… Say, maybe they're smarter than we think. Maybe you're Superman!
 * White: Me, in that outfit? Now look here, Kent…

 * Olsen: Hey, come here.
 * Jimmy's tail: I can't talk to you, kid. I'm not allowed.

 * Dr. Ort: I dislike dead bodies around the house. They're so untidy.

 * Dr. Ort: But Clark Kent is always there.
 * Lane: Clark is never there. He arrives when Superman is gone.
 * Dr. Ort: He is always there, but they are never seen together.
 * Lane: No. Never.
 * Dr. Ort: Of course not. They couldn't be because Clark Kent is Superman.
 * Lane: Clark, Superman. Yes, he must be.

No Holds Barred [1.11]

 * Lane: No matter how right anyone is, there comes a time when he's got to be wrong. It's only human nature.
 * White: Sometimes I wonder if Kent is human.

The Human Bomb [1.21]

 * Superman: No comment until your time limit is up.

The Unknown People (1) [1.25]
"Whoever fired that shot came close to killing Miss Lane. Obviously none of you can be trusted with guns, so I'm going to take them away from you".

[from http://www.jimnolt.com/burgioprofile.htm]

 * Superman: It's men like you that make it hard for people to understand each other. You knew nothing would come of this but trouble.

Five Minutes to Doom [2.01]

 * Olsen: Chief, I'll go with Ms. Lane. I won't let anything happen to you.
 * White: And don't call me Chief!

Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor [2.22]

 * White: Is your name Kent?
 * Olsen: No sir, my name's Jimmy Olsen, chief.
 * White: Don't call me "chief"!

Peril in Paris [5.01]

 * Olsen: I think I'll send my mother a postcard, "having a wonderful time, wish I was there".

Tin Hero [5.02]

 * Olsen: Have you got any ideas, chief?
 * White: You're suppose to get the ideas and don't call me "chief"!

 * Olsen: Ladies and gentlemen, fellow reporters you all know what a great instinct I have for news.

 * White: I know people say you're crazy when you talk to yourself, but by Great Caesar's Ghost, there's no one else around here sane enough to talk to.

The Town That Wasn't [5.04]

 * Truck Driver: You can't just lock people up and hold them indefinitely.
 * Crook: Yeah, well we're doing it aren't we?

The Tomb of Zaharan [5.05]

 * Abdu Ben Bey: And over there's the mosque of Muhammad Ali.

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User:Bentley Banana~enwikiquote

It's me. Born in 1973, based in the UK, and here I'll be largely useful when it comes to extending the quotes pages of stand-up comics from the UK and USA. Be good.

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User talk:204.38.148.67

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Stephen Mangan

Stephen James Mangan (born 22 July 1968) is a British actor, appearing in films, television, radio, and on stage. He is most famous for playing Dr. Guy Secretan in Green Wing.

Quotes about Stephen Mangan
The rest of the cast are all straight actors, but Mangan is a brilliant improv performer who pushes the script to the very limit with his constant ad-libbing.
 * But on set it is Stephen Mangan, as the comic-grotesque Dr Guy Secretan, who emerges as the true star. With film roles in Festival and the forthcoming Confetti, it can't be long before he's up there with Coogan and Gervais.
 * From Liz Hoggard "Green Wing: Will the second series repeat the success of the first?", The Independent (22 March 2006).

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Julian Rhind-Tutt

Julian Alistair Rhind-Tutt (born 20 July 1968) is a British actor, appearing in television, radio, film and on stage. He is best known for playing Dr. "Mac" Macartney in Green Wing.

Quotes

 * I’d like to tell you that I come from a long line of German aristocracy and that I’m very rich, but actually it’s a very boring explanation. A man called Tommy Tutt married a lady called Jane Rhind, and suddenly I’ve got a very posh name. And then my parents called me Julian, and suddenly I sound like a prospective Tory MP for West London!
 * An interview on the Green Wing microsite, asking about where his name came from.

 * Yes. I think it’s just because I forgot to cut it, and it’s a slightly different colour, so it’s an object of affection or ridicule, depending on whether you’re Steve Mangan or anybody else on the planet. I think your shaved version is very distinguished, incidentally. I wish I could carry it off. Unfortunately all you’d find under here is the FA Cup. My ears are shocking. They can get satellite TV.
 * An interview on the Green Wing microsite asking if he had a preoccupation with his hair.

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User talk:Pnatt~enwikiquote

Please permablock me. I'll probably vandalise

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Hello,

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Pnatt. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Pnatt~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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Thanks for experimenting with the page Hazem Ali on Wikiquote. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Please see the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our compendium of quotations. Thanks. —LrdChaos 18:37, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

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Mind of Mencia

Mind of Mencia was a sketch-comedy series that stars Carlos Mencia, running from 2005 to 2008.

Quotes

 * Dee Dee Dee!
 * If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor, tomorrow go to Walmart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!
 * (on Easter) By the way, what do eggs have to do with Jesus Christ?
 * (pulling on the fat on his chin) That's Chunky Monkey ice cream!!!
 * (from Carlosaurus Rex) Whether you're black or white, Uzbeki or Jew...you're probably an asshole too.
 * When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
 * If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
 * 'Achmed' - Why don't you check the women?
 * Carlos - Because, Achmed, women in this country have been treated like crap for about 150 years when they couldn't vote. So, unless you want to not vote for that long and possibly give me head, I suggest you get your ass over there!
 * 'Achmed' - Why don't you check the black people?
 * Carlos - And how many gold medals have you won for us lately?
 * 'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the white people?
 * Carlos - Because they gave me the job!
 * 'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the Hispanics, is it because you're Hispanic?
 * Carlos - No, it's because Hispanics don't blow sh*t up, they clean it up and build it up after you blow it up!
 * I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!
 * Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. (ése)
 * I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!
 * Here's how it works: Mexican people are called beaners, okay? I said it! That's right, I said it! I am a funny motherf***er!
 * When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
 * When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless. When black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.
 * Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, f***ing Aquaman?
 * (from "The Stereotype Song") Jews love bagels and they love money/I am Mexican, I'm so funny.
 * Now I admit I like Gold Digger, but Kanye West is a crazy nigga.
 * (Through megaphone)Attention people sleeping in that apartment block! Get the f*ck up and get a job!

From Mariachi Mencia

 * Friends? I see... I have the perfect song for you. (sings) "No one with a penis is really your friend, they say they are but it's all pretend, he listens to your problems every time he phones you, but he's really not, he just wants to bone you!"
 * Dos tequilas for the table por favor, both of them for the lady.
 * Barkeep: "And if that doesn't work, here's some Vaseline and tissues on the house!"
 * (sings) Three dollar tip? ACHMED, KISS MY ASS! You charge more for a Gallon of GAS!

From Store Clerk Carlos
(To a redneck.)
 * Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!

(To a Mexican woman.) Punji: Aren't you the woman with 12 kids? Woman: Yes. Punji: What do you feed them, the losing lottery tickets? Woman: Callate la boca mamon, just give me the lottery tickets. Punji: Lord Krishna, Please forgive me for I know what I am about to say. You are never going to win the lottery, you have a better chance of getting knocked up by Ryan Seacrest, And you have enough kids. Why don't you take your $50 and buy a vagina cork. I hope I am reincarnated as a condom so that I'll never see you again, now take your lottery tickets, and get the park out of my store! Woman: Desrigado! Mencia: I know Spanish too, puta!
 * Woman: Fifty lottery tickets, please.

(To a smoker who has a hole in his throat)
 * Oh Rama, here I go again! Listen to you, sounding like Death Vader. You people need cigarettes as much as this country needs another C-average President. Plus you look like a human Pez dispenser! Here are your cigarettes, and here is some gum so you can blow bubbles for that WEIRD-ASS HOLE YOU HAVE IN YOUR NECK. And here are some batteries, for your creeping-me-out machine. Now get the park out of my store! I hope I am reincarnated as a turtleneck... I like to tank you for getting that joke!

(To a fat black woman)
 * Oh Vishnu, I am about to go against all of your teachings. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know there is a skinny person inside every fat one, but it looks like you have the whole cast of America's Next Top Model inside of there. I hope I am reincarnated as your feet, so that you'll never see me again! ...I apologize, I must apologize! I should not have insulted you, because in my religion, cows are sacred! So take my cheese and your magazine and get the park out of my store!

(To a would-be robber) Robber: Give me the money. Open the register, move! Punji: You better think twice about robbing me, because you are on camera my friend. Robber: No, I sprayed it. Punji: No dumbass. Men don't wear dee dots. This is a camera my friend (pointing to his forehead). You are on DOT CAM. (takes out a gun with a laser sight and points it at the robber's forehead) Oh. Now you have a dot just like me. Let us play a game. We are going quail hunting. I am the Vice-President, and you are my best friend. NOW GET THE PARK OUT OF MY STORE, DO IT, DO IT NOW!

 * Mencia: And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.

From Judge Carlos
Johnny Cochran: If you swim with the fishes, you dead sons of bitches. Mencia: Judge Carlos rules in favor of SeaWorld and orders the records to be sealed. Because I don't even want to think about what he was doing in Shamu's pen. The whale probably killed him in self-defense. HEY! (With a finger over his lips sounding Aquatic) NO MEANS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Mencia: A family is suing Seaworld because they found their 27 year old son, dead and naked, in Shamu's pen. Look if you're 27 and you're still living at home with your mom and dad you need to kill yourself. (The lawsuit also contends that the gifts at the gift shop don't show the nature of these vicious animals.) Yeah, what part of the words "killer whale" do you not understand. If I told you there were some killer Mexicans living next door you wouldn't want to hang out with them. "But Judge Carlos, I thought Shamu loves everybody." He does...FOR DINNER. Can I get an amen? What do you say, ghost of Johnny Cochran?

From Confucius Carlos

 * Young Woman: Confucius Carlos as a vegetarian I believe that all of god's creatures are sacred, what can we do to stop people from eating poor defenseless animals?

 * Carlos: (sounding like mix of Elmer Fudd, Bruce Lee and Asian wiseman) Ahh yes, meat! Meat has protein, protein makes testosterone, testosterone makes guys want to bang you! So do you really want guys to stop eating meat? Unless you are 'softball player', I suggest you go home and make your man a big fat steak for dinner so he'll have some of your pie for dessert. Confucius Carlos Has spoken.

 * Asian Weakling: Woman is only vegetarian, because she has never tasted any of my meat. Do you have question for Confucius Carlos?

 * White Mountain Climber: Nope, I'm on my way up to the top of Mount Everest.

 * Carlos: Well I have question for you, why do white guys do crazy shit like climb a mountain? You will go to the top of the mountain, you will go to the moon, you will go to the North Pole to meet a polar bear, but you will not go to Compton for a barbeque for fear of the "Black People"? Confucius Carlos Has spoken.

 * Asian Weakling: He who has time to climb world's tallest mountain must also be world's biggest virgin!

 * Football Fan: I've traveled over 5000 miles to you this very important question. Who should I pick for my Fantasy Football team?

 * Carlos: The only fantasy here is the one where you are not a big fat loser. What you don't know is that while you are on your on the internet playing fantasy football, your girlfriend was living out her fantasy getting boned by a real football player, and let's put it this way: he is not white.  Why don't you use the internet for what it was created for, looking at asian pornography? Confucius Carlos has spoken.

 * Asian Weakling: About fantasy sports, here is a fact. It's the only sport that whites can play better than blacks.

 * Teenager holding a joint: Confucius Carlos, all these big corporations are raping and murdering the earth, is there any way to stop them?

 * Carlos: You reefer-smoking retards all claim to hate big business, but the first thing you do when you get so stoned you don't even know what day of the year it is, is rent movies from Blockbuster, order pizza from Domino's, drink Budweiser and play the Playstation from SONY. If you really want to help the earth, you must kill yourselves 'Doobie Hauser M.Dee-Dee-Dee'. Confucius Carlos has spoken.

 * Asian Weakling: Confucius Carlos has excellent point, but I'll give you five bucks for a puff of that joint.

 * Carlos: Silence, I must meditate, ohmmmm, ohmmmmmmm, ohmmMMY GOD, LOOK AT THOSE HUGE TITS!

 * Woman with Large Breasts: That's exactly the reason I came here Confucius Carlos, everyone seems to be more interested in my breasts, I just want to be taken seriously.

 * Carlos: *breaking character* Look, bitch, the only reason you got them implants was to get attention from men, so congratulations, you got a return on your investment. If you want me to look into your eyes when you speak, you better say something that's waaaay more interesting than those two Midgets on your chest.

 * Carlos: *returning to character* Confucius Carlos has spoken.

 * Asian Weakling: *staring at woman leaving* Don't be a hater. I'm just staring now so I can masturbate later.

 * Carlos: *This guy is about as soft as Star Jones' husband's penis.

"The Dee Dee Dee Song"
"Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you." You dropped out of school cause you’re smarter than everybody I got three words for you dumbass, “Ding, fries ready” You try to outrun a bull, but nobody’s that fast That’s how you end up, with a horn stuck up your ass Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause he’s a star But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car You wanna go huntin’ for quail someplace Don’t go with Cheney, he’ll put a fuckin shot in your face If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air I ain’t sad you ended up in that wheelchair You ignore all the warnings, yet you light up a smoke Now you have to talk with a machine in your throat

[Chorus] How many idiots can there be? Some say that it’s 1 out of 3 If you don’t know then take it from me You’re the dee dee dee

you you you dee dee dee

And if you are a Dee Please don’t marry a Dee Cause then your kids will be (what? what?) Dee dee dee

dee dee dee

[Verse 2] You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq But you voted Bush in twice what were you smokin, crack? Didn’t get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank Now you’ve got herpes and she’s got half your bank You were on top of the world with “Hit Me Baby One More Time” Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline You drink and drive and you think it’s okay Now you’re cell mate’s weavin in and out the “hershey highway” When you put tigers on your show and they can’t be free They’ll bite your neck off and then you’ll say (chokingly) “dee dee dee” (cough)

[Chorus] How many idiots can there be? Some say that it’s 1 out of 3 If you don’t know then take it from me You’re the dee dee dee

you you you dee dee dee

And if you are a Dee Please don’t marry a Dee It’s genetics don’t you see? Your kids will be dee dee dee

That’s what they’re gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!!

[Verse 3] Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dee’s Letting their kids drop out and not get GED’s You keep your kids inside cause there’s freaks on the loose But yet you let them drink from Michael Jackson’s “Jesus Juice”? You don’t care when your kids come home with D’s from class What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass He isn’t stupid, you say he’s got A.D.D. It’s that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee!

[Bridge] This test is too hard! (So we lower the standards) I’m not good at sports! (So we give them all trophies) My dad used to spank me (So we lower the standards) I’m too fat for this seat (So we widen the standards) They say no cause I’m black (So we lower the standards) They say no cause I’m white (So we lower the standards) They say no cause I’m Asian (So we lower the standards) No habla inglés (So we all become Spaniards)

And you wake up one day and you don’t have the skills To get a better job so you’re stuck on the grill You’re wondering why Julio took your job But you forget to see, you’re as dumb as a knob Your ass is too fat to get out of the house While you’re eating more food trying to figure it out So they outsource your job to some guy named Habib Cause he works harder than you and he’s got 5 degrees And you’re asking yourself how could this happen to me I’ll tell you why, homie! Cause you’re…. Dee dee dee Dee dee dee Dee dee dee

The Rich Sheik
1 2 3 into the 4 You rappers think you're rich but you're really dirt poor

You go broke paying for rims on your Hummer I'll never go broke unlike MC Hammer

I use Hundred dollar bills to wipe my ass I hose my bitches down with unleaded gas

Rappers have cars with TVs in the back I can't fit one in my ride cuz its a fuckin' jetpack

huhlahumalahhumahumalumanah huhlahumalahhumahumalumanah

Sometimes I kill people just to make my day Like that time back in Dallas I shot JFK That was me hiding in the grassy knoll I own a time machine it's made of solid gold

And I wasn't gonna tell you this but screw it Hurricane Katrina didn't do it It was me cuz thats how I blow (Blow)

And I even call men bitches cuz your all my hoes I shot my friend cuz he looked at me funny and the cops will beat him when I show him my money

Girls: Hoes in the back Gas in the crack Snaps his fingers and we're on our backs

Girls: Hoes in the back Gas in the crack He paid Bush to attack Iraq.

This one goes out to all you rappers out there They call you 50 Cent call me Gazillionaire

Eminem's Grit has turned to Vanilla I own Europe, Syria, and parts of Manila

Nelly's always talking about the gold in his grill I make all this money off the oil that I drill

Ludacris you say you necklace feels like a midget well my necklace really is a midget

haaamelahmalalmaahaamelahamalalamalamala haaamelahmalalmaahaamelahamalalamalamala

P. Diddy has Bad Boy and Sean John I have that plus I bought a black man's shlong

I got my face on my money and my money on my face on the weekends I ride my shuttle into space

You know a great way of getting alot of coon? Fly bitches to your moon

East coast, west coast I don't care When you do a drive by I collect the gas fare

Oh goddammit I have so much money It's not even funny

Ok, it's actually pretty funny Cause when I'm hungry I put a bald eagle in my tummy

"Oh there it goes, the American bird it is so delicious"

And I wash that down with a polar bear rib Why don't you check out my crib

No not this one this is as small as a mouse I own the Taj Mahal, the pyramids, the fucking White House

So to all you rappers who think your rich You ain't shit till you make Donald Trump your bitch

"That's Him my friends And who's wiping my ass eh?"

(To Trump)"Hey, You're Fired." "You're Fired!" (Sarcastically) "You're Fired!"

haaamahamalahaaamahamalahaaamahamalahaaamahamalalalala

On Hurricane Katrina

 * "I'm not an evil person, I'm not an evil person. I feel very bad for the people in New Orléans like the sick people, the poor people, the elderly, those people couldn't get out.  But let's talk about the dumbasses who are still there but the ones who are going I'm not gonna leave!  I'm not gonna leave!  Because I'm going to stay here and protect my TV!  Listen, you fucking idiot: unless you have a plasma that got wet by this much water I suggest you get the fuck out of your house right now, you understand me?"
 * "Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?"
 * "Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!"
 * "It's got so bad, Mexico sent us help!"
 * "I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim."
 * "Mexico sent 39 trucks filled with Mexican soldiers to help out the cause. Now, first of all, they said it was 39 trucks and 180 soldiers.  I'm a beaner, and I'm telling you white people, that's a bullsh*t number right off the bat!  There's at least a thousand beaners there right now!"

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