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Christopher Titus

Christopher Todd Titus (born October 1 1964) is an American comedian and actor who had a well-received yet short-lived show entitled Titus.

'See also: Titus (TV series)''

Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)

 * So it seems that because of every syndrome and disorder we've invented in the past twenty years, the Los Angeles Times reported that 63% of American families are now considered dysfunctional. My God! That means we're the majority. We're normal! It's the people who have the mommy, the daddy, the brother, the sister, the little white picket fence — those people are the freaks, man!

 * My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed a day of work, or a house payment, or a car payment. I never went hungry, although he did a couple of times so I wouldn't. This is a man who survived four heart attacks. The doctors revoked his organ donor card and issued him a "Hazardous Waste" decal.

 * My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12" black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. (imitating a kid): "Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!"

 * Fighting Dad's not a fight. Fighting dad is, (a la a game show announcer): "Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down!"

 * I believe life is about balance. My mom was brilliant, yet manipulative. Beautiful, but had more voices in her head than the Wu-Tang Clan. Loves her kids, killed her last husband. I say "last husband" because you don't get another one after that.

 * [about his mother] Without her I don't exist. Without her, I wouldn't be doing this for a living. Without her, in four states it would still be legal to kill a man with a cappuccino machine. She touched a lot of lives.

 * [talking about a Christmas fight in which he locked his girlfriend out of the house] When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter. I went to the window and tore open the blinds, And there was my girlfriend, quite out of her mind! And I was just standing there, heart pounding with fear, She's bangin' on the glass door with a vodka bottle…filled just 'bout to here. And I knew the window couldn't take it. She screamed, "Open the door, you bastard, or I'll fucking break it!" Well, I couldn't let her do that; 'twas my father's place. So I cracked the door, and she punched me in the face! So I summoned my manhood from bottom to top, And I screamed like a little girl…"I'M CALLING THE COPS!"

 * I don't think a man should EVER hit a woman..... until the 5th time she cracks him in the face.

 * How come Mom is crazy and I'm not? Well, it's possible my mom could stand up in front of this many people and talk about all the crap in her life and those people could have sat around and laughed with her, it would've meant nothing and she could have moved on cool. It's also possible she could have taken out the whole front row with a large-caliber weapon.

 * I finally stopped drinking when I hit seventeen years old. Yes, imagine the fuckup I must have been. Stopped drinking because it isn't really good for your health.…and I fell into a bonfire! Yeah, you're done drinking then. You don't need AA. Falling into a bonfire is a one-step program.

 * Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

 * And I want you to know something man, we all feel really bad that when you were in Troop 182 the Scout master rubbed your butt at the overnight jamboree. But what are you like 30 now?  You've got life on backwards, come here let me flip it, there see, now your past is behind you.  What's say you climb down off the cross use the wood to build a bridge and get over it.

 * I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me.  So I tipped him.  I'm very competitive.

"The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman"

The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)

 * Mad cow disease, monkey pox, bird flu, mosquito viruses — did the animal kingdom have a meeting? "Who here is tired of being food and clothing? … Cows, get on it... MOO!"

 * So I think we need a new plan. Next time a country wants to take us on, 'stead of sending bombs, let's try this: send everyone in the country a color television and a satellite dish. And give 'em the basic package, not HBO — screw those people. And before the war starts, we make them all sit down. "Okay, we'll go to war with you. You want a piece of us, fine, fine. Before we go, I want you guys to understand us a little better, so you have to sit down and watch ESPN2 for 24 hours. 'Cause you watch ESPN2 for a full day, you're gonna understand America a lot better. 'Hi, we're America! We build monster trucks for fun! We developed the top fuel dragster, zero to three hundred thirty miles an hour in under five seconds, cause, pfft, we were bored. Piss us off, heh, and see what we build! And we may feel bad about it later! Ask Japan. But before we feel bad…we're gonna jack you up! And then we're gonna send you FOOD! 'Cause we're America; we're schizophrenic. Don't mess with a nation that needs medication!'"

 * It's been five years, we still can't catch Osama bin Laden, but we've nailed Martha Stewart and Barry Bonds' ass to the wall. The world's worst terrorist is still dragging his dialysis machine through a Pakistani strip mall right now, but the doily broad and the slugger prick won't bother us again.

 * I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.

 * And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

 * [on his father's last wishes before dying] "I want to be cremated. Then I want to you to take the ashes, I want you to put them in a douche bottle, find a hooker, and run me through one more time." [groans and disgusted laughs] On my children, I did not write that. I am repeating it.

Love is Evol (2009)

 * If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

 * I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a slithering demon spawned from the fiery depths of Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, "Kate."

 * Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block. We've all driven past it.  A bunch of people living there, too old to be kids, but never gonna be adults... You can tell that by the "AEROSMITH ROCKS" banner in the living room window... Four sociopathic pitbulls roaming the yard at all times... The brown one has one leg, just flops to the fence every couple of hours... You can tell when the family's doubled their net worth 'cause they parked a new gutted Chevelle in the driveway... The mailman's afraid to bring the mail, so he just gives it to the cops, 'cause hell, they're gonna be there anyway... And if you don't recognize this house in your neighborhood, you live in this house in your neighborhood.

 * I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole. I got it.

 * A lot of people tell me this, too: "Don't worry about it. It's God's will. Y'know, you weren't meant to be together. God's will." God's will? Really, God got involved in this? Really? Twenty years with somebody, twenty years of my life pretty much gone? All the money I made, the career I chose, pretty much torn to pieces? Two little kids' lives shattered? Really, God? Is that how you work?  This brutal, disemboweling nightmare…is you? 'Cause if that's the case, then THERE IS NO GOD! (silence): And God said unto me: "Christopher...I did this so you could meet a 29-year-old, 5'11" Diesel jeans model who has two college degrees and already paid for her own boob job." [a light shines on him and he drops to his knees, imitating a heavenly chorus] How shall I serve thee, Lord?

 * If you've dated a woman over five years and she wants a boob job…she ain't getting it for you. She is putting fresh meat on a new hook, that's all it is. She is trolling for idiot "B," because you have not lived up to her financial expectations. So she's gonna cast those double D's out into the dating pool.

 * I lost 28 pounds in my divorce…because that's what a soul weighs.

 * … And if you are a man wearing capri pants...? [Laughter] You need to take your guy card out of your wallet and pass it forward. Then... yeah, then, on the way home I want you to buy a tube of Vagasil, a VW convertible, and have your boyfriend drive you the rest of the way home, 'cause you are dismissed.

Neverlution (2011)

 * So Thomas Jefferson said "Every generation needs a new revolution". Now our grandparents had World War II, fought the Nazis.  Our parents had the Civil Rights Revolution.  Our generation has....Shamwow and Prozac. That's it, man.  We just went through the worst decade since disco and how did we deal with it?  We bitched on the Internet, got medical marijuana cards, and played Grand Theft Auto.

 * Thomas Jefferson said, "The tree of liberty must be fertilized from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Yeah, and I heard that and thought, "I'm out!"

 * At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.

 * Oh, God! Get me out of this Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan-Kim Kardashian-talentless slut decade!

 * Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!

 * Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men.

 * This horrible decade where all of us men tried to be individual rebels...by wearing the exact same flaming skull on a bedazzled Ed Hardy thermal. I have three of them, I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing with you.

 * CLINT EASTWOOD DOESN'T MOISTURIZE!...but CLINT EASTWOOD NEEDS TO MOISTURIZE!

 * There's two approved methods for getting a pedicure for a guy. Number one, you use your own grinder or...You have an eighteen year-old Vietnamese girl rub your feet and call you "Joe" and that's it!

 * Then you women created a word: "Manscape." And we shaved ourselves bald like nine year-old boys. 'Cause we wanted to sleep with you.

 * I had a real job at fourteen years old. At seventeen, I was on my own. At twenty, I cut the liver out of a drifter and gave it to my father! 'Cause my dad's a drinker and I love my dad. And for eighty bucks, you can do anything in Mexico!

 * Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester.

 * [On the subject of late-term abortion] I say a twenty-two year window 'cause you wanna make sure the kid can handle his alcohol. You know, he's a great kid 'till his 21st birthday, gets drunk, punches Grandma and everyone's like "Ohhhh! Adam! You were this close! We are gonna miss you!"

 * And when did mediocrity become excellence in our country? Music is dead in 2011 because Lady Gaga lives. Really?  Is that the best we can do?  Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, "Poker Face"? This stuttering, growling midget with a speech impediment is music? Really? This vapid, pop cancer, Madonna mini-me? She makes Miley Cyrus look like John Lennon. She makes Jack Lemon look like John Lennon. I'm sorry.  And you don't get to claim you're not accepted at a billion hits on YouTube. And you're not an artist just cause you can wear a live chimpanzee as a bra. Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.

 * The Times Square Incident wasn't a terrorist attack, it was a Jim Carrey movie. The terrorist locked the keys to the safe house he was going to escape to in the carbomb.  And I love that he locked the carbomb. "Nobody's getting my Ipod."  Then he left the keys to carbomb hanging out of the tailgate of the carbomb, and built the carbomb out of fertilizer that wouldn't explode.  I have been doing comedy for 25 years and I have NEVER been that funny.

 * Let's define "terrorist organization." A terrorist organization is an organization that makes you feel scared all the time and makes you change your behavior. What does CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC do all the time? That's right. Wolf Blitzer? Terrorist. Glenn Beck? Terrorist. Nancy Grace? Terrorist. AND her plastic surgeon. The only news organization that is not a terrorist organization is the BBC. Because the BBC can make the worst things sound okay. [British accent] Hello, welcome to the BBC. Satan has re-entered the planet. He is picking up babies with his talons, ripping off their heads, and sucking out their souls. We're in for a thousand years of darkness, all hope is lost and now, the World Cup update.

 * I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them.

 * He looked like the type of dad that volunteers to hand out the trophies to the losers in Little League. [pauses, angrily] And when did that start?! You don't get a trophy for losing. You get pizza and you shut the fuck up.

 * If you're already so low on the parental totem pole, skill-wise, that you're letting your child scream "frickin'" in a public place...just let 'em say "fuck." He's already going to prison. Don't make him a bottom-bunk, too.

 * My mom was a manic depressive schizophrenic who, after a year in prison, went home and shot herself. My sister, Kirsten, an amazing poet, who was raised by this woman, and was dating a guy who broke up with her for the fourth time in three weeks. And one day, she came to his house, got a gun, and blew her brains out all over his headboard. I just went through a divorce, five years in court and cost me $2 million dollars. If anyone, by law, should be forced to take antidepressants it's me...But instead, I choose to be an antidepressant. And you can take me with alcohol.

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Michael Levy, Baron Levy

Michael Abraham Levy, Baron Levy (born 11 July 1944) is a Labour peer, friend of Tony Blair and a fundraiser for the British Labour party.

Quotes about Michael Levy

 * "Undoubtedly the notional leader of British Jewry."
 * The Jerusalem Post

 * "So, to borrow the phrase Tony Blair used about himself during the first row over New Labour's funding, I regard Lord Levy as 'a pretty straight sort of guy'."
 * Dominic Lawson, The Daily Mail, 17th July 2006.

 * "There is a general feeling, and it is increasingly sensitive, that this is all about 'get the Jew'. I do not play the anti-Semitic card. But within my immediate community, and the Jewish community generally, they are sensitive to the fact that this is becoming all about one Jew."
 * Rabbi Yitzchak Schochet speaks out on Levy's behalf over "Cash for honours", The Daily Telegraph, 9th March 2007.

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Adamaniac Attack
Hey guys, I'm a wrestling fan and an avid book-reader, but most importantly I'm an RvB (Red Vs Blue) fan. Whooo!

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Christopher Paolini

Christopher Paolini (born November 17, 1983) is an American writer of fantasy fiction, best known as being the author of the Inheritance cycle.

Quotes

 * It never struck me as interesting that I didn't go to school — we had our own little world. I always thought of kids who were going to regular school as if they're the others, the separate ones.
 * As quoted in "Authors of the month: Christopher Paolini and Flavia Bujor" by Dina Rabinovtich in The Guardian (31 March 2004)

 * To search and seek among the outer bounds, And when we land upon a distant shore, To seek another yet farther still.
 * To Sleep in a Sea of Stars (2020)

Eldest (2005)

 * The songs of the dead are the lamentations of the living.
 * Opening line

 * When you can have anything you want by uttering a few words, the goal matters not, only the journey to it.
 * Rhunon

 * No-one can function properly without occasional peace and quiet.
 * King Orrin

 * So tell me, is it true that men have ten toes, as is said?
 * Shrrgnien

 * Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now.
 * Saphira

 * Shall we dance, friend of my heart?
 * Eragon

 * Applied properly, it [logic] can overcome any lack of wisdom, which one only gains through age and experience.
 * Oromis

 * Those whom we love are often the most alien to us.
 * Oromis

 * Characters are born from necessity.

 * My father's work will not go unfinished, even if it takes me to the grave. That is what I want you, as a rider, to understand. All of Ajihad's plans, all his strategies and goals, they are mine now. I will not fail him by being weak. The empire will be brought down, Galbatorix will with dethroned, and the rightful government will be raised.
 * Nasuada

 * "It seems a cold world without something … more." "On the contrary," said Oromis, "it is a better world . A place where we are responsible for our own actions, where we can be kind to one another because we want to and because it is the right thing to do instead of being frightened into behaving by the threat of divine punishment. I won't tell you what to believe, Eragon. It is far better to be taught to think critically and then be allowed to make your own decisions than to have someone else's notions thrust upon you. You asked after our religion, and I have answered you true. Make of it what you will."
 * Eragon and Oromis discussing the elves' religion.

 * "Well, I suppose I won't see you for a while. So farewell, good luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat ear wax, and look on the bright side of life!"
 * Angela bidding Eragon goodbye before he leaves for Ellesméra

Inheritance (2011)

 * You must learn to see what you are looking at.
 * Glaedr

 * ‘You cheated.’ ‘No, I exploited a weakness in my opponent. There is a difference.’
 * Eragon and Arya

 * ‘I don’t know how else to teach you what you need to learn except by showing you your mistakes over and over again until you stop making them.’
 * Arya

 * ‘It’s impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.’

 * Death, he had come to believe, was a corrosive thing, and the more he was around it, the more it gnawed away at who he was.

 * ‘You of all people should know that everything in this world must be paid for, whether in gold, time, or blood.’
 * Galbatorix

 * “I am the victor. In the end nothing else matters.’
 * Galbatorix

 * ‘I cannot forgive, but I understand.’
 * Nasuada, on the actions of Murtagh

 * ‘I am not who I was, but I know who I am.’
 * Eragon, on discovering his true name

 * ‘Then I guess we have no choice but to go forward. When have we ever had any choice but to go forward?’
 * Eragon, on entering the Vault of Souls

 * Better to die than to live in fear.
 * Roran, on the cause of the Varden

 * War was a catalog of madness.

 * Change is neither good nor bad, but knowledge is always useful.

 * ‘I am not ready. But when will we ever be ready?’

 * ‘Fight if you wish. Deny what is before you if it comforts you. But nothing you do can change your fate.’
 * Galbatorix

 * ‘When you teach them—teach them not to fear. Fear is good in small amounts, but when it is a constant, pounding companion, it cuts away at who you are and makes it hard to do what is right.’
 * Murtagh, in parting words to Eragon

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Richard French

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The result was: delete. — Jeffq 06:04, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Richard French
Not notable. ~ UDScott 21:53, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (2 Deletes; no dissent). I have also deleted the redirect as mentioned below. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 06:04, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, unless evidence of notability is provided. I can't find much on this person online, including searching for the two works that are cited on the page. ~ UDScott 21:53, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. Concur with UDScott. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:32, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Actually, I think I have discovered who this is — a fictitious person invented by an anonymous user for the Wikipedia article on Fifehead Neville, a real village in Dorset, according to the article's edit history. It's telling that another apparently ficitious person, James French, was added to the same article earlier by another anon, and someone (probably one of two "French" anons) registered as w:User:Jamesf. After an apparent conflict over which fiction to go with, a third anon IP (the same that created our "Richard French" article) restored the "James French" myth, then a new registered user cleaned out the drivel. Add to the Wikipedia saga the nonsense in our article about the derivation of "that's a Frenchie" (a well-known mild derogatory term for a French person, not a saying by this mythical creature) and the other silly phrases, and you've got a fairly obvious hoax. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:54, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
 * When we delete this, we should also remember to delete the Richard french redirect. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:55, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/ACPOC Syndrome

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The result was: delete. — Jeffq 10:31, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

ACPOC Syndrome
No quotes. ~ UDScott 12:26, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (3 Deletes; no dissent; no quotes adding; title never verified as legitimate either on WQ or WP, where it was also deleted). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 10:31, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, since there are no quotes, and I can't imagine that there would be quotes that specifically dealt with this topic. This would probably be better served as a WP entry. ~ UDScott 12:26, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. This article was created by an anonymous editor 6 minutes before the same article was created on Wikipedia by a registered user. I strongly suspect it was the same editor who tried to post this unsourced apparent neologism to both projects, except Wikipedia no longer allows article creation from anons. ACPOC Syndrome was tagged for proposed deletion (1 step before actual nomination) to encourage improvement, so its progress during our VfD should be illuminating. However, I concur with UDScott that our copy should go unless the encyclopedia article here is replaced by quotes, and I further expect that they be sourced to prevent someone just making some up or quoting an unpublished lawyer. (Adding sources to the WP article could provide a means to get solid quotes, if they exist.) ~ Jeff Q (talk) 16:25, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. No quotes. jni 17:55, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Comment: Per w:Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/ACPOC Syndrome, the WP article has been deleted. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:37, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Sabri Kalic

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The result was: delete. — Jeffq 13:21, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Sabri Kalic
No quotes. ~ UDScott 12:56, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (2 Deletes; no dissent; no further information provided.) ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:21, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, unless quotes are added. ~ UDScott 12:56, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, for three reasons. First, this quoteless article is an exact copy of the en:Wikipedia stub article. (Kalic, or Kaliç, does have a tr:Wikipedia article, but it's not much better, looking like similar stubby information followed by a bunch of credits — in Turkish, of course.) Second, Kalic doesn't even have a Turkish Wikiquote article under either "Sabri Kaliç" or "Sabri Kalic". Third, and most important, how do we know how notable this person is? A Google search of English pages provides only 36 distinct hits, very few of which seemed to have any meaningful content. Without sources or links, and with most other Google hits in Turkish, we can't really verify anything. We expect editors to provide some evidence of notability even of English-language subjects. Surely this is far more important for Turkish subjects on en:WQ. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 08:40, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

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Hiroshi Yamauchi

Hiroshi Yamauchi 山内溥 (7 November 1927 - 19 September 2013) was the third president of Nintendo, famous for transforming Nintendo from a small hanafuda card making company in Japan to a multi-billion dollar video game company.

Due to inherent difficulties in translating Japanese to English, his quotations have been grossly misconstrued.

Quotes

 * I have been saying this for some time, but customers are not interested in grand games with higher-quality graphics and sound and epic stories. Only people who do not know the videogame business would advocate the release of next-generation machines when people are not interested in cutting-edge technologies.
 * Prior to the announcement of the Nintendo Revolution "Top 10 Tuesday: Wildest Statements Made by Industry Veterans" ign.comquote-

 * [People who play RPGs are] "depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games."
 * "Top 10 Tuesday: Wildest Statements Made by Industry Veterans" ign.com

 * "If we can increase the scope of the industry, we can re-energise the global market and lift Japan out of depression - that is Nintendo's mission.". Regarding lukewarm GameCube sales which had yielded the company's first reported operating loss in over 100 years, Yamauchi continued: "The DS represents a critical moment for Nintendo's success over the next two years. If it succeeds, we rise to the heavens, if it fails, we sink into hell."

 * There are many people in the industry that know nothing about games. In particular, a large American company is trying to do engulf software houses with money, but I don't believe that will go well. It looks like they'll sell their game system next year, but we'll see the answer to that the following year.
 * In reference to Microsoft, prior to the release of the Xbox "Top 10 Tuesday: Wildest Statements Made by Industry Veterans" ign.com

Misattributed

 * Hey Ballmer, suck my yellow balls
 * This comment was reported as being a response to Microsoft's offer to buy Nintendo in "How Nintendo boss silenced Steve Ballmer" The Inquirer (7 January 2005), and other news sites, but it actually derives from a parody article "Pride" that was purportedly to be in the February 2005 issue of Wired magazine, and which first appeared on the web at a Spanish gaming site, Gamerah.com
 * "Microsoft's Ballmer beat off Asian genital challenge" ~ The Register (7 January 2005)
 * "Nintendo Responds to Fake Interview" ~ Advanced Media Network (8 January 2005)

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Lorraine Hansberry

 Lorraine Hansberry (19 May 1930 – 12 January 1965) was an American playwright.

Quotes

 * A woman who is willing to be herself and pursue her own potential runs not so much the risk of loneliness as the challenge of exposure to more interesting men — and people in general.
 * As quoted in Wild Women Talk Back : Audacious Advice for the Bedroom, Boardroom, and Beyond (2004) by Autumn Stephens, p. 15

A Raisin in the Sun (1959)

 * I look at you and I see the final triumph of stupidity in the world!
 * Beneatha to Walter, Act III

 * Children see things very well sometimes — and idealists even better.
 * Asagai to Beneatha, Act III

 * Don't get up. Just sit a while and think. Never be afraid to sit a while and think.
 * Asagai to Beneatha, Act III

 * There is always something left to love. And if you ain't learned that, you ain't learned nothing. Have you cried for that boy today? I don't mean for yourself and for the family 'cause we lost the money. I mean for him; what he's been through and what it done to him. Child, when do you think is the time to love somebody the most; when they done good and made things easy for everybody? Well then, you ain't through learning — because that ain't the time at all. It's when he's at his lowest and can't believe in hisself 'cause the world done whipped him so. When you starts measuring somebody, measure him right child, measure him right. Make sure you done taken into account what hills and valleys he come through before he got to wherever he is.
 * Mama, Act III

To Be Young, Gifted and Black (1969)

 * To Be Young, Gifted and Black : Lorraine Hansberry in Her Own Words (1969)

 * I wish to live because life has within it that which is good, that which is beautiful and that which is love. Therefore, since I have known all of these things, I have found them to be reason enough and — I wish to live. Moreover, because this is so, I wish others to live for generations and generations and generations.
 * p. 100

 * Eventually it comes to you: the thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at all, is inevitably that which must also make you lonely.
 * p. 137

Quotes about Lorraine Hansberry

 * It is hard for me to talk about Lorraine in a way because I loved her. She was like my baby sister, in a way. I can't think of her without a certain amount of pain. Every artist, every writer goes under the hammer. But under ordinary circumstances, since a writer's real ambition is to be anonymous and since his work is done in private, one arrives at some way of living with the hammer. But the black writer is by definition public, and he lives under something much worse. The pressure of being a writer is one thing, but the pressure of being a public figure is another and they are antithetical, too. The strain can kill you. It is certainly one of the things that killed Lorraine, who was very vivid, very young, very curious, very courageous, very honest. But she died, as you know, subsequent to the eruption in Birmingham, as the country, in fact, began to go over the cliff. Many of us began to realize then that there was no way of redeeming the American Republic. It was bent on destruction. This was one of the things that killed her. It was the incomprehension of her country and the disaster overtaking the nation, which, after all, she, like I, had many reasons to love. We were born there, and our ancestors paid a great deal for it.
 * interview in Conversations with James Baldwin edited by Louis H. Pratt and Fred L. Standley (1989)

 * The great victims in this country of the institution called segregation, which is not solely a southern custom but has been for a hundred years a national way of life-the great victims are the white people, and the white man's children. Lorraine Hansberry said this afternoon when we were talking about the problem of being a Negro male in this society. Lorraine said that she wasn't too concerned really about Negro manhood since they had managed to endure and to even transcend fantastic things, but she was very worried about a civilization which could produce those 5 policemen standing on the Negro woman's neck in Birmingham or wherever it was, and I am too.
 * 1963 interview in Conversations with James Baldwin edited by Louis H. Pratt and Fred L. Standley (1989)

 * Years later when Alpheus Hunton, Lou Burnham and Lorraine Hansberry started Freedom, the newspaper in which Paul Robeson wrote, they portrayed Africa-a big black giant, in shackles, ready to break loose. I realized then that there was a large segment of Black America caught up in the African movement, in African history.
 * Rosa Guy 1988 interview in Conversations with Maya Angelou (1989)

 * My first real job was as an art editor of the People's Voice...The secretary who was there gently growing her wings was Lorraine Hansberry.
 * Ollie Harrington, Why I Left America and Other Stories (1994)

 * The position of women has been debated in socialist and communist circles, but even there it is usually left as a question. And black women specifically? They have never been a primary subject of the American Left, always falling somewhere in the cracks between the Negro Question and the Woman Question. As we've seen, key interventions by the likes of Ida B. Wells or Claudia Jones attempted to disrupt color- and class-struggle-as-usual, but few leftists paid attention. Nearly half a century ago, black playwright and critic Lorraine Hansberry took the Communists to task for failing to recognize that the Woman Question stood alongside class, race, colonialism, and the struggle for peace as "the greatest social question existent."
 * Robin Kelley Freedom Dreams (2002)

 * "We the people-still an excellent phrase," said the playwright Lorraine Hansberry in 1962, well aware who had been excluded, yet believing the phrase might someday come to embrace us all…Lorraine Hansberry spoke her words about government during the Cuban missile crisis, at a public meeting in New York to abolish the House Un-American Activities Committee. She also said in that speech, "My government is wrong." She did not say, I abhor all government. She claimed her government as a citizen, African American, and female, and she challenged it.
 * Adrienne Rich Arts of the Possible (2001)

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Forethought's music will Rock you!

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 * "A person prepared beforehand is better than after reflection." ~ Anonymous

 * "The day on which one starts is not the time to commence one's preparation." ~ Anonymous

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Fred

 * "Now, did you ever think you'd see a girl staring at you through a window with parsley on top of her head?"

 * "Stop scrumfumbling through your things!"

 * "There's a fine line between heartache and heartburn."

 * "Jack Nicholson ate my father."

 * "Knowledge of the lack of cooties is the downfall of our society."

 * "I bet you at a connect the dots game at a restaurant he just made scribbles because he couldn't see the correlation."
 * --On the topic of Tater Tots.

 * "Your mother helped me to ask and stay settle things. Wait."

 * (after moving a ring around an empty desk) "CHECKMATE!"

 * "I swear to god, you had six toes for a second."

E.C.

 * "I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE HOLE!!!"

 * "That was great, I mean, you had your hands out, but it's volleyball, not Kung Fu."
 * -After Fred lifted her leg in an attempt to hit a volleyball.

Geometry

 * "Please stop laughing. Math is not fun."

 * "Wow, the sun does shine on a dog's butt every once in a while."
 * Class: lolwut

 * "I hope that peanut butter bar he's eating has salmonella." - Beta

 * Girl: "It smells like eggs over here."
 * Teacher: "Then you should shower."

 * Girl: "How do you do number 13?"
 * Teacher: "Very carefully."

 * Teacher: "What's the answer to 14?"
 * Fred: "It's the square root of no one gives a shit divided by--"
 * Hopkins (not listening to Fred): "Shove it up your ass!"
 * Fred: "Exactly."

 * Ebrahimi: "P.M.S. - Pissy Man Syndrome."

 * Teacher: "Now, how do you graph a point?"
 * Student: "With a graph."

Misc.

 * "But what if I crunched in your ear and you went deaf?" - Moe

 * "Walmart's balls popped during 30 seconds of silence!!" - Kathy

 * "People have to realize that getting close to people and losing them isn't the end of the world. And they're going to waste their life being distant from everybody just to avoid getting hurt but they're also avoiding the good parts of getting close to someone, that in itself is worth the pain. You remember how it hurt, but you spend more time thinking about all the happy times it brought you. Life is about risks, if you don't take them then you're not really living, just existing." - Ashley

 * Moe's brother: "Excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?"

 * "Truth and honesty aren't the same thing. They just aren't. You could be 100% honest about something and still be wrong. But then again, the truth could be wrong too. Maybe it depends on the person. Truth, happiness, and honesty are strangers who run into each other in the street and become friends because they understand each other. You can't be truly happy in a lie." - A. Hauser

 * Waldman: "You can stand on your head and spit wooden nickles!"
 * Class: lolwut

 * "Penis doesn't rhyme with funny OR bunny, Haleigh." - R. Carmer

 * Eisen: "Please don't try to make alcohol out of a Twinkie..."

Hopkins

 * "My thighs are like mutated babies."

 * "Fuck you! I'm cinderella!"

Fred's Dad

 * *in opera voice* "I'VE GOT A BAG FULL OF TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

 * "I am the tree zombie of Nim Nim."

 * "What are you liffing at?"

 * (while enjoying a Squishee [simpson's promo]) "Hey, mom, wanna suck my Squishee?"

 * "Excuse me sir, does your shih tzu stink?"

Dialogue

 * Fred: "How come the bad people never get shot?"
 * Fred's Mom: "Because they're the ones doing the shooting."

 * Beta: "It's in Colorado Springs."
 * Fred: "Oh. Where's that?"
 * Beta: "...Colorado."
 * Fred: "...........I knew that."

 * (Sex-Ed Permission slip)
 * Fred's Dad: "And, what's the alternative if I check 'No'?"
 * Fred: "One-on-one experience."
 * Fred's Dad: 0_o
 * Fred's Mom: XD

 * Fred's Dad: (Impression of Marvin Martian:) "I'm going to blow up the Earth. It obstructs my view of Venus."
 * Fred: "Your view of your what?"

 * Reder:"Where did all of my things go!?!?"
 * Fred: "To the fiery depths of hell, do you want to join them?"

 * Bob: "You spit soda on my backpack, too?!"
 * Fred: "Yeah, but obviously your leg is more important than your backpack."
 * Bob: "But I have to have my backpack for the next three years!"
 * Fred: "You have to have your leg the rest of your life."
 * Bob: "How do you know?"
 * Fred: "So you're saying you'd rather have a backpack under your thigh?"
 * Bob: "Maybe."

 * Fred: I wouldn't care what religion the president was, as long as it didn't 'guide his every decision'.
 * Kelly:...I don't care, either...
 * Kelly: ...as long as they're not Muslim.
 * Kelly: >_>
 * Fred: Hah. Nice.
 * Kelly: ...or Mexican. <_<
 * Kelly: AND I KNOW ITS NOT A RELIGION
 * Fred:	XD
 * Kelly: ITS A NEW TOPIC
 * Fred:	"What religion are you? " "I'm Mexican."  "....wtf?"
 * Kelly: "What religion are you?"
 * Kelly: "Uh...que?"
 * Kelly: "RELIGION."
 * Kelly: "Um....Espanol?"
 * Kelly: "RELIGION."
 * Kelly: "Oh, oh, oh...Mexican?"

 * +*Fred's grandma and Fred are watching TV*
 * Fred's grandma (who is about 80): "Boy she can sure shake it!"
 * Fred: "...0_o"

 * Fred's grandma: "Boy this hamburger is big!"
 * Fred's Dad: "Your chest has something on it."
 * Fred's grandma: *continuing her previous convo* "And it's juicy, too!"
 * +*everyone laughs*

 * Fred's Mom: *after noticing half the box of soda gone in two days* "You need to start drinking more water."
 * Fred: *in an unassuring tone* "Sure ok."
 * Fred's Mom: "Gosh, do you even know what water is?"
 * Fred: "Yes. It's uncarbonated, unflavored soda."

 * N-KPEN: "OMSTD"
 * Fred: "Oh my sexually transmitted disease?"
 * N-KPEN: "Yes."

 * Beta: "Boys are silly."
 * Fred: "Mhm. But some are damn adorable."
 * Beta: "Amen sista!"

 * +*lights dim in Cheesecake Factory*
 * Mom: "Is it getting darker in here?"
 * Me: "It's mooooood lighting."
 * Dad: "Everybody keep your pants on."

 * (About pop top necklace)
 * Dad: "It looks like we're too poor to buy you a real necklace."
 * Mom: "It looks like you're going steady with an alcoholic."

 * Moe: "Vikings are stalking us."
 * Bob: "Chihuahuas are fishes."
 * Fred: "Picklewitch John Hansen."

 * "Are you two sisterrrrrrrrs?"-Angel
 * "No, we're lovers." -Fred
 * "That's hot." -Angel
 * -Later-
 * "Tell him!"-Angel
 * "Hey Cai, did you know Becky and I are lovers?" -Fred
 * "That's hot." -Cai
 * +*lol* -Beta/Fred

Favorite Famous ones

 * "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -Ronald Reagan

 * "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams

 * "I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'" -Douglas Adams

 * "If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war. ...Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year. Cram them full of non-combustible data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely 'brilliant' with information. Then they'll feel they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving. And they'll be happy, because facts of that sort don't change. Don't give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy." -Fahrenheit 451 [This is my favorite quote ever.]

 * "Winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don’t need to care about science, literature or peace." -Stephen Colbert

 * "You can't put a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire, and expect to make licorice!" -Dana Carvey

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Oscar quotes
Nice job with the "sourced" Oscar quotes guys. A whole 1 out of 4 is correct, which I suppose is better accuracy that most of the quotes on this page. Sigh.

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.80.132.250 (talk • contribs) 01:38, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Thank you for calling attention to this problem. I have moved the three questionable quotes into the Attributed section. But please consider that the strength of wikis is the ability of any reader to make changes when they see such problems. You are welcome to fix the sources, move the quotes, or even delete them if you feel they are incorrect. If others disagree with your actions, they can make their own changes, and if need be, conflicting parties can discuss the issues on this talk page, which it why it exists. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:23, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Very well... as much as I hate redoing what someone else should have done right in the first place, I fixed them, not that it put a dent into the problem. I'd be willing to bet the majority of quotes on this site are inaccurate. - 71.80.132.250 09:24, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

 * If you have a problem editing material that someone else didn't write to your standards, MediaWiki projects may not be the place for you. The entire purpose of Wikipedia, Wikiquote, and its sister projects is to provide a place where anyone can edit articles with the information and talents they have, on the assumption (rather effectively demonstrated by WP and hopefully more so every day by WQ) that a million eyeballs and typing fingers will improve this raw material into excellence. We make no claim that every article is 100% accurate. (Indeed, even professionally published material rarely can do that.) This project works because people are willing and eager to fix what needs fixing. Each contribution does put a dent in problems; our 7000+ editors can fix an amazing amount of dents that way. I hope that you will join in the spirit of the work here by doing precisely what you "hate" — making inaccurate quotes accurate, especially when based on published sources (so we can remove editors' imperfect recollections from the equation). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 11:17, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Um, are you serious? There aren't "writing standards" here. There are quotes that are either correct or incorrect and no in between, and it seems that more often than not they are incorrect. What I have a problem with is people pulling stuff out of their ass because they're too lazy to do something the right way, forcing others to do the work for them. Look at the movie piracy quote from the Oscars, then look at it before I edited it. It wasn't even close. And yet, it was supposedly "sourced". This site is worthless if you can't even trust "sourced" quotes. - 66.214.124.152 10:13, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

Question
To what extent do TDS quotes belong here? If we're quoting something Jon said on The Daily Show (specifically, in the scripted segments), should that go here (because, after all, he did say it) or on the TDS page (because it's from the show, and Jon isn't solely responsible for the content of the script he's reading)? 220.237.40.198 12:35, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
 * Never mind; answered at village pump. I've moved 90% of the Daily Show quotes to the TDS page and put a "See also" link in. The quotes I've kept here are either personal comments (such as the September 20 speech) or unscripted interview pieces. 220.237.40.198 23:58, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

I find it very hard to believe that this man, a mere comic presence in the world, has a longer Wikiquote page than Barack Obama. In fact, I refuse to, if only on grounds of good taste.

Unsourced
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 * I fought the law and the law lost!
 * Following CNN's cancellation of Crossfire.
 * I love watching the White House press conferences; they're very enjoyable. I love watching talented journalists who spent their entire lives to get the point where they're in the White House press corps, only to find out they're dictation machines where the White House will tell them what to say. But I'm watching it today and the strangest thing happened: today was the first press conference since they released the President's Vietnam service record and suddenly, it's like there's a whole new attitude. I have just one question for the press corps: Where the fuck have you been? You're starting to ask questions now? Now? All of a sudden, they've got questions and it's about his Vietnam service. Guys, you're like eight wars behind. Hey! I heard there was a break-in at the Watergate! You might want to check in on that!
 * I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, "When I'm president..." and I just wanted to stop him and say, "Dude."
 * I'm 145 pounds of asthma.
 * On Oprah After the Show
 * It's like putting Captain Ahab in charge of save the whales.
 * On Bush's Cabinet.
 * What was God thinking in putting all his holy sites in one area? Like two blocks from each other. Is the idea for God ... He just put it in there like, "I just want to see who wants it more."
 * Clearly, I like to poke fun.
 * We are... Mosque-keteers, if you will!
 * It's six degrees of people who don't eat bacon!
 * I mean, 'Team Pelosi'? I think we can all agree that the prefix 'Team' should only be used in support of shirtless werewolves...

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Talk:American Gods

There are some quotes I would like to post here, but am not sure what chapters they come from - is there any place I can find a searchable copy of the novel? Aerothorn 01:44, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

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Anachronox

Anachronox is a 2001 Sci-Fi game about a down-on-his-luck private detective who, through a series of events, eventually finds himself on a path to save the universe! It turns out that doing so, however, will prove just as difficult as coming to terms with his past.

Anachronox mixes Sci-Fi and RPG elements in the reign of JRPG's while combining witty dialog and a colorful and humorous cast of characters with an epic science fiction storyline.
 * Directed by Tom Hall and Jake Strider Hughes. Written by Richard Zangrande Gaubert .

Spoilers
Warning! Some of the Quotes on this page might contain spoilers!

Sylvester 'Sly Boots' Bucceli

 * You're gonna hit me, aren't you?
 * Oh, cry me a river, sister. You blew up the planet with that little experiment of yours!
 * Gnash them snappers, kid; I got a sock that eats like a meal. This putrid, unwashed, puss-soaked, blood-crusted sock was fermenting around a gangrenous stump of a foot for eight and half months. This is the chewiest, smelliest sock you'll ever have the luck to nosh on. And you're just a short Q&A away from suckin' this baby dry!
 * Well what the hell are we supposed to do about it? Six losers against an army of chaos...?! Why doesn't Order send some reinforcement, or something?
 * Stop hitting me with that thing, or I'm gonna belt you back. OW! I mean it!
 * About time - Been freezing my butt off! (at Stiletto) Now gimme a hug, I need some body heat...
 * (at Paco) What happened to your hair?
 * I'm a professional!
 * Let me guess, you inexplicably keep the solution somewhere really dangerous.
 * I'm your man - I'm experienced and expensive... Available!
 * (at PAL-18) Then let's burn rubber, kid. Two on the town, just like the old days!
 * You know the difference between you and the you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minutes to live.
 * ... Sly Boots, the MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE!

PAL-18

 * Wanna see my batteries?

Paco

 * I am Paco!

Grumpos

 * Ah piss.
 * Oh, piffle!
 * Damnation! I've pored through half these books and I'm no closer to discovering the missing link. It's all superstition with no basis in reality. I came here looking for science and found religion instead... And these infernal bugs are everywhere! One nearly crawled up my goose pipe!

Conversations

 * Dr. Bowman: "We all decided we wanna be there when you get yourself killed!"
 * Sly: "Don't worry, I'll make things good." (at PAL-18) "Ready to hit the road, partner?"
 * PAL-18: "You betcha Mr. Boots!"
 * Sly: "Then let's do it; let's get some breakfast!"

 * Sly: "Spare me the jokes about my smell; I just want what's coming to me - Access to the library... and a stick of deodorant!"
 * Monk: "We keep our word here, detective. Baby fresh or musk?"

 * Grumpos: "Look, you left a sock over there... over there... Is it so hard to pick up after yourself?"
 * Sly: "What? I was gonna pick it up tomorrow!"
 * Grumpos: "Tomorrow? Tomorrow?! YOU SON OF A...!" (brawl ensues)

 * Sly: "Why didn't you ever let me in on this?"
 * Rowdy: "I did. But you were drunk and threw up before I could finish telling you."

 * Sly: "Ha! That's twenty questions; you guys lose!"
 * Dr. Bowman: "So what was it?"
 * Sly: "Anachronox! Man, you guys are dumb."
 * Dr. Bowman: "But... You said it started with a 'U'."
 * Sly: "Yeah I know."

 * Monk: "Can I help you?"
 * Sly: "Oh! Hey there. Can my friend use your library for a few hours?"
 * Monk: "No. You're under arrest for trespassing."
 * Sly: "You can't detain me, I'm a private investigator on an important case. Can't I wash dishes, or something?"
 * Monk: "A detective? Really? Then the gods smile on us both today, provided you are willing to cooperate in... an extremely delicate matter for us."
 * Sly: "Yeah I was kidding about the dishes!"

 * Council Member 1: "Oh, you're all jumping to conclusions. There is no evidence the missiles are even destructive in nature."
 * Council Member 2: "Evidence? The Virulent Hive has been doing this for hundreds of years - Bomb plant, wait for dust to settle, then re-colonise to expand hive... What exactly do you think is inside those warheads? Gift baskets?"

 * Sly: "Do I get a cool robe?" (after completing a quest)
 * Monk: "How about a cool T-Shirt?"

 * Stiletto: "Interesting little collection of characters you've shacked up with. Which scam you running?"
 * Sly: "It's my biggest case ever! I'm, uh, trying to 'save the universe'."
 * Stiletto: "Do tell!"

 * Sly: "Detta's got the keystone. And I gave it to him..."
 * Rowdy: "So take it back."
 * Sly: "How? Detta controls the city. I need an army."
 * Rowdy: "The seven of you equipped with Mystech are all the army you need."
 * Sly: "But it's Detta. I never asked for this. How am I supposed to 'save the universe'? I'm me..."

 * Sly: "You look great."
 * Stiletto: "You don't. Our golden boy looks a little tarnished."
 * Sly: "Should have seen me on Monday..." (pause) "You gonna stay in that get-up all day?"
 * Stiletto: "Thinking about it. It's me, don't you think?"
 * Sly: "Not remotely."
 * Stiletto: "So what happened to Fatima?"
 * Sly: "I thought you were dead..."
 * Stiletto: "Don't change the subject."
 * Sly: "She died. The night you disappeared."
 * Stiletto: "Why didn't you come after me that night?"
 * Sly: "I did, Sera."
 * Stiletto: "I could never count on you Bucceli."
 * Sly: "Don't call me that, Sera..."
 * Stiletto: "Then don't call me Sera... I'm Stiletto now."
 * Sly: "What the hell happened to you...?"
 * Stiletto: "I found myself."

 * Fatima: "You're crazy. I can't believe you're going after those... things! I'm serious, Boots, I can't let you do this!"
 * Sly: "Weren't you the one telling me to get off my butt just a few weeks ago?"
 * Fatima: "There is a difference between getting a job and throwing away your life."
 * Sly: "I've never felt this strongly about anything. I have to do this!
 * Fatima: "What makes you think you can save the universe when you couldn't even save me."
 * Sly: (Pause) "I'm sorry..."

 * Dr. Bowman: "Oh hell!'
 * Grumpos: "Oh no!!"
 * Sly: "Oh what?"

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User:Aerothorn

Aerothorn, a.k.a. Dylan Holmes, is a high school student in Seattle, WA. He has had a humongous quotes Word document for years, and is currently waging a battle between his desire to improve Wikiquote and his inherantly laziness that prevents him from learning how. He is particularly interested in game quotes. Current half-asses articles created:

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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Jamaissur. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Jamaissur~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:27, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Jamaissur~enwikiquote


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User talk:Adamaniac~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Adamaniac. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Adamaniac~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:16, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Adamaniac~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:SanjeevGupta~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called SanjeevGupta. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name SanjeevGupta~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:34, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:SanjeevGupta~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Renmiri

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User talk:Rfugal

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title: User talk:Rfugal


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User talk:Manuela Netto Rocha

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title: User talk:Manuela Netto Rocha


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User talk:Hauptmann~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Hauptmann. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Hauptmann~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:23, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Hauptmann~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Igbo

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title: User talk:Igbo


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User talk:Iwalkonwalls

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title: User talk:Iwalkonwalls


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User talk:Ddcc

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title: User talk:Ddcc


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User talk:Stefano~enwikiquote

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Interwiki user accounts

 * I see from your homepage that your wikipresence spans several wikiprojects and languages... Perhaps you've got an idea about how to manage user accounts on multiple sites. Should I have an account for each site? Eg. an account for en.wikipedia.org, another for it.wikipedia.org, another for en.wikiquote.org...?

 * Ste 18:35, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm afraid I don't have any great ideas. Currently, you need a separate account on each project in each language. (I have accounts on all the English projects I've listed, plus a few in some other languages that I haven't, but I've been lucky because "jeffq" isn't a terribly common user handle.) Based on the discussions at Single login specifications and its older version Single login, I'd say we're still a long way from implementing a single user account and/or name across all projects, an obviously useful but extremely challenging feature. (I'm encouraged by the possibility of cross-project new-message notification, which seems to me might be workable even if we don't get single login implemented.) I recently added my wikipresence userboxes precisely because I wanted a quick means to jump between projects without sifting through my browser bookmarks. Some folks have simpler ordinary links. Some people use redirects to their main account, usually en:Wikipedia. These don't actually automatically redirect to the listed page (as of the current MediaWiki 1.6alpha version), but do provide quick access to the desired project. Many users tell readers to post messages to them on a single site, but I'm against this personally, because I feel that discussions about a project should be recorded in that project. Anyway, that's my 2¢ worth of observations. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:23, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Stefano. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Stefano~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Stefano~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Pirsquared99

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title: User talk:Pirsquared99


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User talk:N5corp

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User talk:Chrysaetos~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Chrysaetos. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Chrysaetos~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:20, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Chrysaetos~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Catr4~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Catr4. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Catr4~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:19, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Catr4~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:BamFan93~enwikiquote

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~ UDScott 13:24, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called BamFan93. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name BamFan93~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:17, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:BamFan93~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Fastluck~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Fastluck. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Fastluck~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:22, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Fastluck~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Jordower

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text:
User talk:Saoshyant

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title: User talk:Saoshyant


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User talk:Thomore~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Thomore. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Thomore~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Thomore~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Chervilant

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title: User talk:Chervilant


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User talk:SeanFury~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called SeanFury. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name SeanFury~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:34, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:SeanFury~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Alaska~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

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User talk:Azumangadaioh

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Jean-Marie Le Pen

Jean-Marie Le Pen (born 20 June 1928) is a French politician and the founder and former president of the Front National political party.

Quotes

 * We must tell the Algerians that it is not the case that they need France, but that France needs them. They are not a burden, and if they are for now, they will on the contrary be a dynamic part as well as the young blood of the French nation into which we will have integrated them. I claim that in the Muslim religion there is nothing, in the moral point of view, that would be incompatible with making a believing or practicing Muslim a full French citizen. Very much on the contrary, its basic principles are the same as for Christianity, which is the basis of Western civilization. On the other hand, I do not believe that there exists an Algerian race, any more than there exists a French race … I conclude: let us offer to Algerian Muslims entrance and integration in a dynamic France. Instead of telling them as we do now: "you are very expensive, you are a burden", let us tell them: "we need you, you are the youth of the nation."
 * As quoted in Journal officiel de la République française (28 January 1958); said when Algeria was still a part of Metropolitan France before it attained independence.

 * There must be an authority, and we believe that the most qualified authority in a household is the man's.
 * La droite aujourd'hui (1979)

 * The sidaïques, by breathing the virus through all their pores, put into question the equilibrium of the nation... The sidaïque is contagious by his sweat, his saliva, his contact. It's a kind of leper.
 * Statement on the TV station Antenne 2 (6 May 1987)

 * I am not saying that gas chambers did not exist. I did not see them myself. I haven't studied the questions specially. But I believe it is a minor point in the history of the Second World War.
 * Controversial statement on the Holocaust (13 September 1987), in which he referred to the Nazi gas chambers as a "minor point" [point de detail] in the history of the Second World War, as quoted in Annals of the American Academy of Political and Social Science (1993)

 * I have said, and I repeat, at the risk of appearing sacrilegious, that the gas chambers are a detail of the history of the Second World War. … If you take a book of a thousand pages on the Second World War, in which 50 million people died, the concentration camps occupy two pages and the gas chambers ten or 15 lines, and that's what's called a detail.
 * Statement in Munich (5 December 1997), as quoted in The Journal of Historical Review, Vol. 21 (2002) by the Institute for Historical Review, p. 3

 * Everyone sees drama from his own perspective. My father was killed by a German mine, while I lost other relatives in Allied bombing attacks. The Second World War claimed tens of millions of victims. For some the most terrible aspect of it was the deportations, while for others it was the leveling bombings or the mass deaths by starvation and cold.
 * As quoted in The Journal of Historical Review, Vol. 21 (2002) by the Institute for Historical Review, p. 2

 * The only difference between Eric (Zemmour) and myself is that he is Jewish.
 * Eric Zemmour: Meet the right-wing TV pundit set to shake up France's presidential race. Jean-Marie Le Pen expressing his support for Zemmour during the run-up of the 2021 French presidential electionEuronews (updated 23 February 2022).

Quotes about Le Pen

 * In alphabetical order according to author or source.

Today, the greatest threat to the freedom and independence of the nations of Europe comes not from Le Pen and that 17 percent of French men and women who voted for him. It comes from an intolerant European Establishment that will accept no rollback of its powers or privileges, nor any reversal of policies it deems "progressive."
 * In the wake of Jean-Marie Le Pen's capture of 17 percent of the vote in the first round of France's presidential election, the French Establishment, too, has shown great tolerance for fascist tactics in resisting any rebirth of the European Right. ... Though Le Pen has made radical and foolish statements, there is no evidence he is a Nazi. His hero is not Hitler but Joan of Arc, and he and his National Front have accepted defeat in every election they have lost. No, Le Pen is hated and feared not just for who he is, but for the issues he has raised. … As it is often the criminal himself who is first to cry, "Thief!" so it is usually those who scream, "Fascist!" loudest who are the quickest to resort to anti-democratic tactics.
 * Pat Buchanan "True Fascists of the New Europe", The American Cause (30 April 2002)

 * My last infamous subject was the extreme right wing French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen. Even when I am not in sympathy with the person, I have to be in love with him or her while I'm doing their portrait. Le Pen adored me (at least until his photo ran alongside Hitler's in Le Monde), and we got on extremely well.
 * Helmut Newton, as quoted in Photo (2005) by Graphis Inc.

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 * ““Africa has finally entered the debate of ideas.” .“

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User talk:Solitary Seraph

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User talk:Zerzillia

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User talk:Rab fw

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