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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is a 2002 film in which Harry ignores warnings not to return to Hogwarts, only to find the school plagued by a series of mysterious attacks and a strange voice haunting him.
 * Directed by Chris Columbus. Written by Steve Kloves, based on the book of the same name by J. K. Rowling.

Hogwarts is Back in Session (taglines)

Harry Potter

 * So a house-elf shows up in my bedroom, we can't get through the barrier to Platform 9 3/4, we almost get killed by a tree… Clearly, someone doesn't want me here this year.
 * We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent.
 * Ron, this is it. The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake.
 * [as Lucius Malfoy enters Dumbledore's office with Dobby] Dobby. So this is your master. The family you serve is the Malfoys.
 * There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.

Ron Weasley

 * "Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders!" If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill ‘im! [the car backs up and drives away into the forest] I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?

 * [about Myrtle having a book thrown at her] But, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it would just go right through you.

Hermione Granger

 * "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir, beware." It's written in blood.

Gilderoy Lockhart

 * Me? Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award — but I don’t talk about that. I didn’t get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her!
 * [as he is carried out of the Chamber with Ron and Harry by Fawkes] Amazing! This is just like magic!

Albus Dumbledore

 * It is not our abilities that show us what we truly are. It is our choices.

Arthur Weasley

 * Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Ginny Weasley

 * [to Draco] Leave him alone.
 * Harry, it was me. But I swear. I didn't mean to. Riddle made me, and– [Looks at Harry's wound from the basilisk he killed] Harry, you're hurt.

Moaning Myrtle

 * [to Ron] I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?
 * [swoops down towards Ron from the window she was sitting in] SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! [punches her fist through Ron's stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD! [punches through his head]''
 * Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [Giggles] [Harry: [uncomfortably] Uh, thanks Myrtle.]

Tom Marvolo Riddle

 * Yes, Potter, the process is nearly complete. In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead. And I will cease to be a memory. Lord Voldemort will return– very– much– alive.
 * Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.

Dialogue

 * Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
 * Vernon: Too right you will. With any luck, this could well be the day I make the biggest deal of my career, and you will not mess it up.

 * Dobby: Dobby had to punish himself, sir. Dobby almost spoke ill of his family.
 * Harry: Your family?
 * Dobby: The wizard family Dobby serves, sir.

 * Harry: [lets Dobby out of the closet after Uncle Vernon leaves the room] See why I've got to go back? I don't belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts. It's the only place I've got friends.
 * Dobby: Friends who don't even write to Harry Potter?
 * Harry: Well, I expect they've… [realizes] Hang on. How do you know my friends haven't been writing to me?
 * Dobby: Harry Potter mustn't be angry with Dobby. Dobby hoped if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him, [takes out a stack of letters] Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir.
 * Harry: Give me those… Now.
 * Dobby: NO! [bolts out of the room and heads downstairs as Harry chases after him, sees the cake, and gets a mischievous idea]
 * Harry: [whispering] Dobby, get back here! [Dobby snaps his fingers, making the cake magically float; begging] Dobby, please, no.
 * Dobby: [whispering] Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school.
 * Harry: I can't. Hogwarts is my home.
 * Dobby: Then Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter's own good. [snaps his fingers and the cake floats forward, hovering over Mrs. Mason; Harry walks slowly to grab the cake; snaps his fingers, making the cake fall on Mrs. Mason, covering her in frosting…]
 * Vernon: I'm so sorry. It's my nephew, he's very disturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him. That's why I kept him upstairs.
 * [Harry looks down annoyed at Dobby, who sheepishly snaps his fingers and vanishes into thin air]

 * [The Weasley brothers arrive in their flying Ford Anglia to rescue Harry]
 * Ron: Hiya, Harry!
 * Harry: [surprised] Ron, Fred, George, what are you all doing here?
 * Ron: Rescuing you, of course. Now come on, get your trunk. [Harry quickly dresses out of his pajamas and packs up his luggage; puts a hook on the barred window] You'd better stand back. [to his twin brothers] Let's go!
 * [The flying Ford Anglia pulls off the barred window and it falls to the ground, causing the crashing sound to wake up Vernon and Petunia]
 * Petunia: [startled] Vernon, what was it?!
 * Vernon: [angrily yelling offscreen as Harry starts putting his luggage in the car's trunk] POTTER!!!!! [turns on the hallway light and starts unlocking the locks on Harry's door]
 * Dudley: Dad, what's going on?
 * Ron: [as Harry gives him Hedwig] Come on, Harry, hurry up!
 * Vernon: [bursts the door open, seeing Harry about to make his escape] Petunia, HE'S ESCAPING! [runs after Harry and grabs him by the ankle as Harry leaps out the window and into the car]
 * Ron: [wrapping his arms around Harry] I've got you, Harry.
 * Vernon: Come here!
 * Harry: Let go of me!
 * Vernon: Oh, no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere!
 * Harry: GET OFF!
 * Ron: Drive!

 * [The Weasley brothers enter the Burrow, quietly, as Harry looks around, with amazement]
 * Ron: It's not much, but it's home.
 * Harry: I think it's brilliant.
 * Molly: [comes downstairs; annoyed] Where have you been?! [notices Harry; kindly] Harry, how wonderful to see you, dear. [to her sons; miffed] Beds empty. No note. Car gone. You could have died! You could have been seen! Of course, I don't blame you, Harry, dear.
 * Ron: They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window.
 * Molly: Well, you best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley. Come on, Harry, time for a spot of breakfast. [A short time later, she makes breakfast as Ginny comes down the stairs and enters the kitchen] Here we are, Harry. Now tuck in. That's it. There we go.
 * Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
 * Molly: Yes, dear, it was on the cat.
 * Harry: [when Ginny sees him in surprise] Hello. [Ginny runs off, embarrassingly] What did I do?
 * Ron: Ginny. She's been talking about you all summer. Bit annoying, really.

 * Hermione: [sees Harry and Hagrid approaching her; happily] Harry! Hagrid!
 * Hagrid: Hello, Hermione.
 * Hermione: It's so good to see you.
 * Harry: It's great to see you, too.
 * Hermione: [notices the cracked lenses on Harry's glasses] What did you do to your glasses? [takes out her wand] Oculus Reparo. [fixes the lenses]
 * Harry: I definitely need to remember that one.

 * [Malfoy corners Harry, Hermione, and the Weasley children at Flourish & Blotts Bookstore after Harry unwillingly gets his picture taken with Lockhart]
 * Draco: Bet you loved that, didn't you, Potter? Famous Harry Potter can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page!
 * Ginny: Leave him alone.
 * Draco: [Smirking] Oh, look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend!
 * Lucius Malfoy: [Places the hard, silver steel snake end of his walking stick on Draco's shoulder] Now, now, Draco. Play nicely. [To Harry] Mr. Potter. Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. [Pulls Harry closer] Forgive me. [Uses the silver snake to pull back Harry's bangs; sees his scar] Your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
 * Harry: [Firmly] Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer.
 * Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name. Or very foolish.
 * Hermione: [Indirectly quoting Dumbledore] Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
 * Lucius Malfoy: And you must be Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you... and your parents. [Glances at the Grangers, who are speaking with Arthur] Muggles, aren't they? [Looks at Ron] Let me see. Red hair, vacant expressions... [Takes a book out of Ginny's cauldron] Tatty, secondhand book. [Smiles coldly] You must be the Weasleys.
 * Arthur Weasley: [Arriving and attempting to ignore Lucius] Children, it's mad in here. Let's go outside.
 * Lucius Malfoy: Well, well, well. Weasley Senior.
 * Arthur Weasley: Lucius.
 * Lucius Malfoy: Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur? All those extra raids; I do hope they're paying you overtime. [Picks up one of Ginny's books] Though judging by the state of this, I'd say not. [Places the book back in Ginny's cauldron; another book has been slipped in with it, though only Harry notices] What's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard... if they don't even pay you well for it?
 * Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
 * Lucius Malfoy: Clearly. Associating with Muggles... And I thought your family could sink no lower. [Arthur glares at him as if ready to hit him] I'll see you at work.
 * Draco: See you at school.
 * [Lucius and Draco leave.]

 * [Snape is reading a newspaper. On the front cover is the moving image of Arthur's car flying. The headline reads "Flying Ford Anglia Mystifies Muggles"]
 * Snape: You were seen, by no less than seven Muggles! [Throws down the newspaper and glares at Harry and Ron] Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born.
 * Ron: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
 * Snape: Silence! I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home, tonight! As it is...
 * Dumbledore: They are not.
 * [Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall enter the room.]
 * Harry: Professor Dumbledore. Professor McGonagall.
 * Snape: Headmaster... these boys have flouted the Decree for the Restriction of Underage Wizardry. As such...
 * Dumbledore: I am well aware of our bylaws, Severus, having written quite a few of them myself. However, as head of Gryffindor House, it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate action.
 * Ron: We'll go and get our stuff, then.
 * McGonagall: What are you talking about, Mr. Weasley?
 * Ron: You're going to expel us, aren't you?
 * McGonagall: Not today, Mr. Weasley. But I must impress on both of you the seriousness of what you have done. I will be writing to your families tonight, and you will both receive detention.

 * Dean: Ron? Is that your owl?
 * [Errol is flying towards the Gryffindor table with a red envelope; he crashes into a bowl of chips, knocking them all over the table; Slytherins laugh as Ron picks up the envelope and Errol flies off]
 * Ron: That bloody bird's a menace. [looks at the envelope; horrified] Oh, no!
 * Seamus: Look, everyone! Weasley's got himself a Howler!
 * Neville: Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once... [looking uneasy] It was horrible.
 * [Ron nervously opens seal on the Howler and Molly's voice screams loudly to his embarrassment]
 * Molly via Howler: RONALD WEASLEY!!! [The Howler forms itself into a ranting mouth] HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR!! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! [Ron simply nods, too terrified to speak. The Howler turns to Ginny, who is eating her breakfast; its voice is now quiet and loving] Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. [Ginny gives a stunned smile. The Howler turns back to Ron and blows a raspberry at him, then tears itself to pieces. Hermione looks to Ron, who is still terrified and breathing heavily.]

 * Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How did you get those?
 * Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.
 * Draco: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.
 * Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
 * Draco: [Annoyed] No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood.
 * [Gryffindor's become shocked. Hermione glares at him with a mixture of hate and hurt]
 * Ron: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!
 * [Ron's spell backfires, blasting him off his feet. Harry and Hermione rush to his side.]
 * Hermione: You okay, Ron? [Ron's face turns green] Say something!
 * [Ron opens his mouth as if to say something but instead regurgitates a slug.]
 * Colin Creevey: [starts taking pictures of Ron] Wow! Can you turn him around, Harry?
 * Harry Potter: No, Colin! Get out of the way. [he and Hermione help Ron to his feet] Let's take him to Hagrid. [Ron regurgitates another slug] He'll know what to do.
 * [The three of them rush off to Hagrid's while the Slytherins laugh at them. Harry angrily bumps Draco for starting it, while Draco continues laughing.]

 * Hermione: He called me a Mudblood.
 * Hagrid: [Stunned] He did not.
 * Harry: What's a Mudblood?
 * Hermione: It means "dirty blood". Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.

 * McGonagall: Yes, Miss Granger?
 * Hermione: Professor, I was wondering if you'd tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.
 * McGonagall: [Seeing everyone's faces] Very well. Well, you all knew, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.
 * Ron: [Sarcastic] Three guesses who.
 * McGonagall: Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all-magic families – in other words, "pure-bloods". Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it... until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic.
 * Hermione: Muggle-borns.
 * McGonagall: Well, naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.
 * Hermione: Professor, what exactly does legend tell us lies within the Chamber?
 * McGonagall: Well the Chamber is said to be home to something that only the Heir of Slytherin can control. it is said to be the home... of a monster.
 * [Hermione stares in shock, and Ron turns to Malfoy, who smirks.]

 * [Harry, Ron, and Hermione are walking along a hallway.]
 * Ron: Do you think it's true? Do you think there really is a Chamber of Secrets?
 * Hermione': Yes. Couldn't you tell? McGonagall's worried. All the teachers are.
 * Harry: But if there really is a Chamber of Secrets, a-and it really has been opened, then that means–
 * Hermione: The heir of Slytherin has returned to Hogwarts. The question is: who is it?
 * [As Harry, Ron, and Hermione are talking, Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle pass by them.]
 * Ron: Let's think, who do we know who thinks all Muggle-borns are scum?
 * Hermione: If you're talking about Malfoy–
 * Ron: Of course, you heard him. "You'll be next, Mudbloods."
 * Hermione: I heard him. But Malfoy, the heir of Slytherin?
 * Harry: Maybe Ron's right, Hermione. I mean, look at his family. The whole lot of them have been in Slytherin for centuries.
 * Ron: Crabbe and Goyle must know. Maybe we could trick them into telling.
 * Hermione: Even they aren't that thick. But there might be another way.
 * [Harry, Ron, and Hermione stop walking.]
 * Hermione: Mind you, it would be difficult. Not to mention we'd be breaking about fifty school rules. And it'll be dangerous. Very dangerous.

 * [Library: Hermione takes a potions book about Polyjuice Potion from a shelf and goes over to Harry and Ron, who are trying to find which books they should take from a shelf.]
 * Hermione: Here it is. The Polyjuice Potion. [Reads from the book] "Properly brewed, the Polyjuice Potion allows the drinker to transform himself temporarily into the physical form of another."
 * Ron: You mean, if Harry and I drink that stuff, we'll turn into Crabbe and Goyle?
 * Hermione: Yes.
 * Ron: Wicked! Malfoy will tell us anything.
 * Hermione: Exactly. But it's tricky. I've never seen a more complicated potion.
 * Harry: Well, how long will it take to make?
 * Hermione: A month.
 * Harry: A month? But Hermione, if Malfoy is the heir of Slytherin, he could attack half the Muggle-borns in the school by then.
 * Hermione: I know. But it's the only plan we've got.

 * [Malfoy starts groaning in pain while lying on a bed. Crabbe and Goyle sit on the bed. Madame Pomfrey comes into the hospital wing holding a Skele-Gro bottle.]
 * Madame Pomfrey: Mr. Malfoy, stop making such a fuss! You can go!
 * [Madame Pomfrey approaches a group of students, who are gathering around Harry, who is lying on another bed.]
 * Madame Pomfrey: [Motions for some of the students to move out of the way] Out of my way! Out of my way!
 * [Some of the students move out of the way for Madame Pomfrey to approach a table and put the Skele-Gro bottle down.]
 * Madame Pomfrey: You should've been brought straight to me. I can mend bones in a heartbeat, but growing them back–
 * Hermoine: You will be able to, won't you?
 * Madame Pomfrey: Oh, I'll be able to, certainly. But it'll be painful.
 * [Madame Pomfrey pours Skele-Gro into a glass.]
 * Madame Pomfrey: You're in for a rough night, Potter. Regrowing bones is a nasty business.
 * [Madame Pomfrey gives the glass to Harry. Harry takes the glass and drinks from it, but spits the Skele-Gro out in disgust.]
 * Madame Pomfrey: Well, what do you expect? Pumpkin juice?

 * Dobby: [Hops on the bed] Listen. Listen! Terrible things are about to happen at Hogwarts. Harry Potter must not stay here, now that history is to repeat itself.
 * Harry: Repeat itself? You mean this has happened before?
 * Dobby: [Gasps and covers his mouth] I shouldn't have said that! [Picks up the Skele-Gro bottle and hits himself on the head with it repeatedly] Bad Dobby! Bad!
 * Harry: Stop it, Dobby! [Takes the bottle off of Dobby's hands and violently grabs him by the mark collar] Tell me, Dobby. When did this happen before? Who's doing it now?
 * Dobby: Dobby cannot say, sir. Dobby only wants Harry Potter to be safe.
 * Harry: No, Dobby. Tell me. Who is it?
 * [Dobby hears someone coming, snaps his fingers, and vanishes into thin air]

 * [At the Dueling Club]
 * Lockhart: Let me introduce my assistant... Professor Snape. [Snape grudgingly walks up onto the platform] He has sportingly agreed to help me with a short demonstration. Now, I don't want any of you youngsters to worry. You'll still have your Potions Master when I'm through with him! Never fear. [Lockhart and Snape approach each other, bow to each other, walk a fair distance apart and ready their wands.] One, two, three...
 * Snape: Expelliarmus!
 * [The spell blasts Lockhart across the room.]
 * Hermione: [concerned] Do you think he's all right?
 * Ron: [laughs] Who cares?
 * Lockhart: An excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape! But if you don't mind me saying, it was pretty obvious, uh, what you were about to do. And if I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only too easy.
 * Snape: [losing patience] Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, Professor?
 * Lockhart: An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape. Uh... Let's have a volunteer pair. Uh, Potter, Weasley. How about you?
 * [Harry walks to the platform steps]
 * Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. He'd be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. Might I suggest someone from my own house? Malfoy, perhaps?
 * [Snape gestures Malfoy onto the platform]
 * Lockhart: Be careful, Potter.
 * Harry: Thank you.
 * [Harry and Malfoy meet in the center]
 * Lockhart: Wands at the ready!
 * [They raise their wands as though they are fencing foils.]
 * Draco: Scared, Potter?
 * Harry: You wish.

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 * [Harry runs into the Gryffindor common room. Ron and Hermione follow him.]
 * Ron: [Stops Harry] You're a Parselmouth? Why didn't you tell us?
 * Harry: [Confused] I'm a what?
 * Hermione: You can talk to snakes.
 * Harry: I know. I mean, I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once. Once. But so what? I bet loads of people here can do it.
 * Hermione: No, they can't. It's not a very common gift, Harry. This is bad.
 * Harry: What's bad? If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin–
 * Ron: That's what you said to it!
 * Harry: You were there. You heard me.
 * Ron: I heard you speaking Parseltongue. Snake language.
 * Harry: [Surprised] I spoke a different language?
 * [Ron nods.]
 * Harry: But I didn't realize– How can I speak a language without knowing I can?
 * Hermione: I don't know, Harry, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something. Harry, listen to me. There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent. Salazar Slytherin was a Parselmouth. He could talk to snakes too.
 * Ron: Exactly. Now the whole school's gonna think you're his great-great-great grandson or something.
 * Harry: But I'm not! I can't be.
 * Hermione: He lived a thousand years ago. For all we know, you could be.

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 * [Using a Polyjuice Potion, Harry and Ron are now disguised as Goyle and Crabbe as they leave the 2nd floor girls' bathroom]
 * Harry [as Goyle]: I think the Slytherin common room's this way.
 * Ron [as Crabbe]: Okay.
 * [Percy Weasley spots them]
 * Percy: Excuse me!
 * Ron [as Crabbe]: What are you doing down- [Harry hits him; Ron clears his throat and speaks more authoritatively] I mean, what are you doing down here?
 * Percy: I happen to be a school Prefect. You, on the other hand, have no business wandering the corridors this time of night. What are your names again?
 * [Harry and Ron look at each other uncertainly]
 * Harry [as Goyle]: Uh… I'm...
 * Draco: [Rounding a corner] Crabbe! Goyle! Where have you two been? Pigging out in the Great Hall all this time? [looks oddly at Harry, who is still wearing his glasses] Why are you wearing glasses?
 * Harry [as Goyle]: [quickly removes them] Um... Um... reading.
 * Draco: Reading? [Harry nods yes; puzzled] I didn't know you could read. [Turns to Percy] And what are you doing down here, Weasley?
 * Percy: [sternly] Mind your attitude, Malfoy.
 * [Draco just smirks and walks off; Harry and Ron follow him to the Slytherin common room.]

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 * Draco: [laying down on the couch] Well, sit down. [both Harry and Ron (disguised at Crabbe and Goyle) awkwardly sit down on the couch together] You'd never know the Weasleys were purebloods, the way they behave. They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world. All of them! [Ron clenches his fist angrily] What's wrong with you, Crabbe?
 * Ron: [gets nudged by Harry] Ahem... stomachache.
 * Draco: Y’know, I'm surprised that the Daily Prophet hasn't done a report on all these attacks. I suppose Dumbledore’s tryna hush it all up. Father always said Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.
 * Harry: You're wrong!
 * Draco: [sternly] What? [stands up] You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore? ["Goyle" doesn't reply] Well? Do you?
 * Harry: [gulps] Harry Potter?
 * [Draco sits back on the couch, considering this]
 * Draco: Good one, Goyle. You're absolutely right. Saint Potter. And people actually think that he's the Heir of Slytherin?
 * Harry: Well, then, you must have some idea who's behind it all.
 * Draco: You know I don't, Goyle. I told you yesterday. How many times do I have to tell you? [picks up a small box on the table and shakes it] Is this yours? [Harry shakes his head] But, my father did say this: It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened. He wouldn't tell me who opened it, only they were expelled. The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So, it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me... I hope it's Granger. [Ron tries to rush at him, but Harry stops him] What's the matter with you two? You're acting very... odd.
 * Harry: It's his stomachache.

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 * [Harry and Ron visit Hermione in the hospital wing after they found a black diary in the girls' bathroom]
 * Hermione: There's a name written in this diary. "Tom Marvolo Riddle."
 * Ron: Tom Marvolo Riddle? [looks closely at the written name] Hang on. I know that name. Why do I know that name? [remembers] Of course. That night I had detention. My job was to polish the silver in the trophy room. I remember, because kept burping up slugs over Tom Riddle's trophy.
 * Harry: What was the trophy for?
 * Ron: He won an award, 50 years ago.

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 * Harry: It was Hagrid. Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago.
 * Hermione: It can't be Hagrid. It just can't be.
 * Ron: We don't even know this Tom Riddle. He sounds like a dirty rotten snitch to me.
 * Harry: The monster had killed somebody, Ron. What would any of us have done?
 * Hermione: Look, Hagrid is our friend, so why don't we just go and ask him?
 * Ron: [Sarcastically] That will be a cheerful visit. "Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
 * Hagrid: [Appears from behind] Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
 * Harry, Ron, and Hermione: No!
 * Harry: [notices the canister of liquid Hagrid is carrying] What's that you've got, Hagrid?
 * Hagrid: Oh, it's, uh, flesh-eatin’ slug repellent. For the mandrakes, y’know. Now, according to Professor Sprout, they’ve still got a bit of growin’ up to do. But, once their acne’s been cleared up, we’ll be able to chop ‘em up and stew ‘em, and then we’ll get those people down at the hospital un-Petrified. In the meantime, though, you three... had best be lookin’ after yourselves, all right? [turns and walks back where he came from; Neville starts running from in the direction Hagrid’s going] Hello, Neville.
 * Neville: Harry, I don't know who did it, but you'd better come! Come on!

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 * [Gryffindor common room: The Gryffindor students are talking with each other when McGonagall walks in holding a scroll.]
 * McGonagall: Could I have your attention, please? Because of recent events, these new rules will be put into effect immediately. [Reads the scroll] "All students will return to their house common rooms by 6:00 every evening. All students will be escorted to each lesson by a teacher. No exceptions." I should tell you this. Unless the culprit behind these attacks is caught, it is likely the school will be closed.
 * [McGonagall walks out. The students resume talking with each other. Harry turns to Ron.]
 * Harry: We've got to talk to Hagrid, Ron. I can't believe it's him. But if he did set the monster loose last time, he'll know how to get inside the Chamber of Secrets. And that's a start.
 * Ron: But you heard McGonagall. We're not allowed to leave the tower except for class.
 * Harry: [Gets an idea] I think it's time to get my dad's old cloak out again.

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 * [Hagrid is making tea when he hears a knock on his door.]
 * Hagrid: [Points a crossbow] Who's there? [Kicks the door open and points the crossbow outside] Hello? Hello?
 * [Harry and Ron remove the Invisibility Cloak.]
 * Harry: What's that for?
 * Hagrid: Oh, nothing. I was expecting. It doesn't matter. Come on in. I just made a pot of tea.
 * [Hagrid pours tea in a cup.]
 * Harry: Hagrid, are you okay?
 * Hagrid: I'm fine. I'm alright.
 * Harry: Did you hear about Hermione?
 * Hagrid: Oh, yeah. I heard about that, alright.
 * Harry: Look, we have to ask you something.
 * [Harry, Ron, and Hagrid hear a knock on the door.]
 * Hagrid: Quick, under the cloak. Don't say a word and be quiet, both of you.
 * [Harry and Ron go over to a corner. Ron throws the cloak over himself and Harry.]

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 * [Hagrid is being arrested.]
 * Hagrid: [Knowing that Harry and Ron are inside the hut, under the invisibility cloak] If... um... If anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders. Yep. That would lead ‘em right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone will need to feed Fang while I'm away.
 * Fudge: [To Fang] Good boy.
 * [Hagrid, Lucius, and Fudge leave. Harry and Ron remove the cloak of invisibility.]
 * Ron: Hagrid's right. With Dumbledore gone, there'll be an attack a day.
 * Harry: Look. [Sees a trail of spiders on Hagrid's window] Come on. [Grabs a lantern] Come on, Fang. Come on.
 * Ron: What?
 * Harry: You heard what Hagrid said. "Follow the spiders."
 * Ron: They're heading to the Dark Forest! [Harry ignores him] Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? [follows Harry out the door]

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 * Aragog: Who is it?
 * Harry: [to a terrified Ron] Don't panic.
 * Aragog: Hagrid? Is that you?
 * Harry: We're friends of Hagrid. [A colossal, tarantula-like spider emerges] You... You're Aragog, aren't you?
 * Aragog: Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.
 * Harry: Well, he's in trouble. Up at the school, there have been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before.
 * Aragog: That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets.
 * Harry: Then you're not the monster?
 * Aragog: No. The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler.
 * Ron: [notices other giant spiders around them and grabs Harry's jacket to get his attention, whimpering] Harry.
 * Harry: Shush. [to Aragog] Well, if you're not the monster, then what did kill that girl 50 years ago?
 * Aragog: We do not speak of it! It is an ancient creature that we spiders fear above all others.
 * Harry: But have you seen it?
 * Aragog: I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here.
 * Ron: [whimpers and grabs Harry's jacket again] Harry?
 * Harry: [irritated] What? [Ron points upwards in terror; giant spiders descend and surround them] [to Aragog] Well... thank you. We'll just go.
 * Aragog: Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friends of Hagrid.
 * Ron: [to Harry] Can we panic now? [the spiders move in for the attack] Know any spells?
 * Harry: One; but it's not powerful enough for all of them.
 * Ron: Where's Hermione when you need her? [the flying Ford Anglia suddenly appears]

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 * Harry: [reads the paper from the book taken by Hermione] "Of the many fearsome beasts that roam our land, none is more deadly than the basilisk. Capable of living for hundreds of years, instant death awaits any who meet this giant serpent's eye. Spiders flee before it." Ron, this is it. The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake.
 * Ron: But if it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?
 * Harry: Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin; Justin must have seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it. But he's a ghost, he couldn't die again. And Hermione had the mirror. I bet you anything she was using it to look around corners in case it came along.
 * Ron: And Mrs. Norris? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry.
 * Harry: The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisk's reflection. [reads again as they approach a candleholder for better lighting] "Spiders flee before it." It all fits!
 * Ron: But how's a basilisk been getting around? A dirty, great snake. Someone would have seen it.
 * Harry: Hermione's answered that too.
 * [Harry and Ron read the last word on paper]
 * Ron: "Pipes?" It's using the plumbing?!
 * Harry: Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago? She died in a bathroom? What if she never left?
 * Ron: [Realizes] Moaning Myrtle.

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 * McGonagall: As you can see, the Heir of Slytherin has left another message. Our worst fear has been realized. A student has been taken by the monster into the Chamber itself! The students must be sent home. I'm afraid this is the end of Hogwarts.
 * Lockhart: [entering] So sorry. Dozed off. What have I missed?
 * Snape: A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Your moment has come at last.
 * Lockhart: My moment?
 * Snape: Weren't you saying just last night that you've known all along where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is?
 * [Lockhart doesn't answer]
 * McGonagall: That's settled. We'll leave you to deal with the monster, Gilderoy. Your skills, after all, are legend.
 * Lockhart: Very well. I'll just be in my office getting... getting ready.
 * Poppy Pomfrey: Who is it that the monster's taken, Minerva?
 * McGonagall: Ginny Weasley.
 * [Harry and Ron are shocked and read the message written in blood on the wall]
 * Ron: [reading] "Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever". [despaired] Ginny...

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 * [Harry and Ron run into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.]
 * Harry: Lockhart may be useless, but he's going to try and get into the Chamber. At least we can tell him what we know! [they run into Lockhart's office] Professor, we have some information for you. [but they find him packing up his trunks for a hasty retreat] Are you going somewhere?
 * Lockhart: [Nervously] Um, well, yes. Um, urgent call, unavoidable. Gotta go.
 * Ron: What about my sister?
 * Lockhart: Well, as to that, most unfortunate. No one regrets more than I.
 * Ron: You're the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher! You can't go now.
 * Lockhart: Well, I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the job description... [tries to run out the door, but Harry blocks him.]
 * Harry: You're running away, after all that stuff you did in your books?
 * Lockhart: Books can be misleading.
 * Harry: You wrote them!
 * Lockhart: My dear boy, do use your common sense? My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think I'd done all those things.
 * Harry: [Realizing; outraged] You're a fraud. You've just been taking credit for what other wizards have done.
 * Ron: Is there anything you can do?
 * Lockhart: Yes. Now that you mention it, I'm rather gifted with Memory Charms. Otherwise, you see, all those wizards would have gone blabbing, and I'd never have sold another book. In fact, I'm going to have to do the same to you. [grabs his wand, only to have Harry and Ron aim theirs at him.]
 * Harry: Don't even think about it.
 * [Ron motions for Lockhart to drop his wand. Lockhart drops his wand.]

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 * Harry: It's a snakeskin.
 * Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more. [Lockhart pretends to pass out. Ron notices.] Heart of a lion, this one.
 * Lockhart: [jumps up and grabs Ron's wand; aims the wand at Harry, then at Ron, then at Harry again] The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. [points it at Ron] The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body. So... [points it at Harry] You first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye... to your memories. OBLIVIATE!
 * [Lockhart is blasted into the ceiling by the spell, having used Ron's broken wand for the job, causing a cave-in that separates him and Ron from Harry.]
 * Ron: Harry?! Harry!
 * Harry: Ron! Ron, are you okay?!
 * Ron: I'm fine!
 * Lockhart: [sits up and grins at Ron] Hello. Who are you?
 * Ron: Uh, Ron Weasley.
 * Lockhart: Really? And, um, who-who am I?
 * Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is!
 * Lockhart: It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? [picks up a rock] Do you live here?
 * Ron: [takes the rock from Lockhart, confused] No.
 * Lockhart: Really?
 * [Ron hits Lockhart on the head with the rock, knocking him out.]
 * Ron: What do I do now?
 * Harry: You wait here and try to shift some of this rock so we can get back through. I'll go on and find Ginny.
 * Ron: Okay.

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 * [Harry has just entered the Chamber of Secrets. He sees Ginny Weasley lying motionless at the end of the chamber.]
 * Harry: Ginny. [Runs to her] Ginny. Ginny. Please don't be dead. Wake up. Wake up!
 * Tom Riddle: [suddenly appears out of nowhere] She won't wake.
 * Harry: Tom? Tom Riddle? What do you mean she won't wake? She's not...?
 * Tom Riddle: She's still alive, but only just.
 * Harry: Are you a ghost?
 * Tom Riddle: A memory, preserved in a diary for fifty years.
 * Harry: [touches her hand] She's cold as ice. Ginny, please don't be dead. Wake up. [Tom picks up Harry's wand] You've got to help me, Tom. There's a basilisk--
 * Tom Riddle: It won't come until it's called.
 * Harry: Give me my wand, Tom.
 * Tom Riddle: You won't be needing it.
 * Harry: Listen, we've got to go, we've got to save her!
 * Tom Riddle: I'm afraid I can't do that. You see, as poor Ginny grows weaker... I grow stronger. Yes, Harry. It was Ginny Weasley who opened the Chamber of Secrets. [flashback of Ginny watching the Chamber's entrance in the bathroom open]
 * Harry: No. She couldn't. I mean, she wouldn't!
 * Tom Riddle: It was Ginny who set the basilisk on the mudbloods and Filch's cat. It was Ginny who wrote the threatening messages on the walls. [flashback of Ginny writing the massages]
 * Harry: But why?
 * Tom Riddle: Because I told her to. You'll find I can be very... persuasive. Not that she knew what she was doing. She was in, shall we say, a kind of trance. Still, the power of the diary began to scare her, and she tried to dispose of it in the girl's bathroom. [flashback of Ginny running into a stall and throwing the diary into the toilet] And then who should find it... but you? The very person I was most anxious to meet.
 * Harry: And why did you want to meet me?
 * Tom Riddle: I knew I had to talk to you, meet you if I could. So I decided to show you my capture of that brainless oaf, Hagrid, to gain your trust.
 * Harry: [angrily] Hagrid's my friend! And you framed him, didn't you?
 * Tom Riddle: It was my word against Hagrid's. Only Dumbledore seemed to think he was innocent.
 * Harry: [smiling] I bet Dumbledore saw right through you.
 * Tom Riddle: He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that. I knew it wouldn't be safe to open the Chamber again while I was still at school, so I decided to leave behind a diary; preserving my sixteen year-old self in its pages so that one day, I would be able to lead another to finish Salazar Slytherin's noble work.
 * Harry: Well, you haven't finished it this time. In a few hours, the mandrake draught will be ready and everyone who was Petrified will be all right again.
 * Tom Riddle: Haven't I told you? Killing mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore. For many months now, my new target... has been you. How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape, with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?
 * Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time.
 * Tom Riddle: Voldemort... is my past, present, and future. [uses Harry's wand to write his full name in midair: TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE. He slashes the wand and the letters rearrange to become I AM LORD VOLDEMORT, before they fade]
 * Harry: [stunned] You. You're the heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.
 * Tom Riddle: Surely, you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name. A name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!
 * Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
 * Tom Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
 * Harry: He'll never be gone! Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him! [Fawkes suddenly enters the chamber] Fawkes? [Fawkes drops the Sorting Hat to Harry and leaves]
 * Tom Riddle: So... this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender: a songbird and an old hat. [turns to the statue of Salazar Slytherin and speaks in Parseltongue, subtitled] Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts Four. [The statue's mouth begins to open] Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter. [The basilisk's snout emerges from the mouth; Harry turns and runs as the creature fully emerges] [in Parseltongue, subtitled] Kill him! [to Harry] Parseltongue won't save you now, Potter! It only obeys me!

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 * Lucius: The culprit has been identified, I presume?
 * Dumbledore: Oh, yes.
 * Lucius: And...? Who was it?
 * Dumbledore: [after exchanging a look with Harry] Voldemort.
 * Lucius: Ah.
 * Dumbledore: Only this time, he chose to act through somebody else... by means of this. [He holds up Tom Riddle's diary; which Lucius had slipped into Ginny's cauldron. Dobby tugs Harry's sleeve uneasily and looks over at Lucius.]
 * Lucius: I see.
 * Dumbledore: Fortunately, our young Mr. Potter discovered it. One hopes that no more of Voldemort's old school things should find their way into innocent hands. The consequences for the one responsible would be... severe.
 * Lucius: Well... let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
 * Harry: Don't worry. I will be.

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 * Harry: Mr. Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy! [Lucius turns around] I have something of yours. [Hands him the diary]
 * Lucius: Mine? I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Harry: Oh, I think you do, sir. I think you slipped the diary into Ginny Weasley's cauldron, that day at Diagon Alley.
 * Lucius: You do, do you? [Hands the diary to Dobby] Well...[Whispers] why don't you prove it? [Harry doesn't answer because he just did] Come, Dobby.
 * Harry: [Whispers to Dobby] Open it.
 * [Dobby opens up the diary and finds a folded black sock inside]
 * Lucius: Dobby?
 * Dobby: Master has given Dobby a sock.
 * Lucius: What? [Turns around] I didn't give-
 * Dobby: [Holding the sock in delight] Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!
 * [Harry pulls up his pant leg, revealing it was his sock]
 * Lucius: [Enraged] You lost me my SERVANT! [Pulls out his wand from his cane and points it directly at Harry. Dobby then stands in his way]
 * Dobby: You shall not harm Harry Potter!
 * Lucius: Avada – [Dobby blasts him backwards across the hall; stands up, viciously] Your parents were meddlesome fools, too. Mark my words, Potter. One day soon, you're going to meet the same, sticky end. [Walks away]
 * Dobby: Harry Potter freed Dobby. How can Dobby ever repay him?
 * Harry: Just promise me something.
 * Dobby: Anything, sir.
 * Harry: Never try to save my life again.
 * [Dobby grins sheepishly]

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 * [last lines]
 * [Great Hall: Dumbledore stands in his seat]
 * Dumbledore: Before we begin our feast, let us applaud Professor Sprout and Madame Pomfrey whose Mandrake Juice has been successfully administered to all those who had been Petrified. Thank you, professors.
 * [Everyone praises Madame Pomfrey and Professor Sprout, sans Malfoy and his gang, and most of the Slytherins. Malfoy scowls bitterly]
 * Dumbledore: Also, in light of recent events, as a school treat...all exams have been cancelled!
 * [The students cheer wildly, except Hermione, who is upset by this. As Dumbledore resumes in his seat, McGonagall smiles at him]
 * Dumbledore: [chuckles] I've always wanted to say that.
 * [Just then the doors open as Hagrid walks in, to the surprise of Harry, Ron, and Hermione]
 * Hagrid: [as he enters the Great Hall, shocking everyone] Sorry I'm late. The owl that delivered my release papers got all lost and confused. Some ruddy bird called Errol. [Ron has a look of embarrassment on his face] [pause] I just want to say... that if it wasn't for you, Harry... you and Ron... and Hermione a’course...Well, I'd still be – you know where, so...I’d just like to say...thanks.
 * Harry: [smiling] There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.
 * [Everyone in the Great Hall celebrates, except Snape and a number of Slytherins. Crabbe tries to stand but Malfoy grabs him by the tie and pulls him down.]
 * Draco: [annoyed] Not a word.
 * [Harry, Ron, and Hermione smile at each other as they join the celebration. Meanwhile, the camera moves back through a glass window and shows Hogwarts at night before the screen fades to black]

Taglines

 * The Second Year Begins
 * Hogwarts is Back in Session
 * Dobby Has Come to Warn You, Sir
 * Something Evil Has Returned to Hogwarts
 * The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir...beware!
 * The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened

Cast

 * Daniel Radcliffe - Harry James Potter
 * Rupert Grint - Ronald Bilius Weasley
 * Emma Watson - Hermione Jean Granger
 * Richard Harris - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
 * Tom Felton - Draco Lucius Malfoy
 * Christian Coulson - Tom Marvolo Riddle
 * Alan Rickman - Severus Snape
 * Maggie Smith - Minerva McGonagall
 * Robbie Coltrane - Rubeus Hagrid
 * Bonnie Wright - Ginevra Molly Weasley
 * Kenneth Branagh - Gilderoy Lockhart
 * Julian Glover - Aragog
 * Mark Williams - Arthur Weasley
 * Toby Jones - Dobby the house-elf
 * Shirley Henderson - Moaning Myrtle
 * John Cleese - Nearly Headless Nick


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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is a 2004 film directed by Alfonso Cuarón and starring Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, based on the book of the same title by J.K. Rowling.

Harry Potter

 * Mr. Weasley, why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?
 * [quietly and tearfully, about Sirius Black] He was their friend, and he betrayed them. [yelling furiously] HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! I hope he finds me. 'Cause when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him!
 * [to Sirius] You betrayed my parents! You're the reason they're dead!
 * I just didn't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become killers. Besides, dead the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free.
 * You see Sirius talking to me there? He's asking me to come and live with him. (Hermione: That's great.) When we free him, I'll never have to go back to the Dursley's. It'll just be me and him. We could live in the country, someplace you can see the sky. I think he'll like that after all those years in Azkaban.
 * [after Buckbeak saves him and Hermione from Werewolf Lupin] Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night.
 * Don't worry. My dad will come. He'll conjure the Patronus. Any minute now. Right there. You'll see.
 * [to Hermione while riding on Buckbeak] You were right, Hermione. It wasn't my dad I saw earlier. It was me! I saw myself conjuring the Patronus before. I knew I could do it this time because… well, I'd already done it! Does that make sense? (Hermione: No. But I don’t like fly–.)
 * Honestly, Ron. How can somebody be in two places at once?
 * [Last lines] Lumos. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. [credits roll] Mischief managed. Nox. [screen goes black, ending the movie]

Ron Weasley

 * [Looking at tea leaves.] Harry's got a sort of wonky cross, that's trials and suffering... but that there could be the sun and that's happiness. So... you’re gonna suffer, but you're gonna be… happy about it.

 * What are you tryin' do to him?! [Sirius snatches Scabbers from his hands] Scabbers! Leave him alone! Get off him! What're you doing?!

 * ( squaks )

 * Harry, Hermione! Run!

 * It's the Grim!

Hermione Granger

 * [while looking at a past version of herself using the time turner] Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

 * [To Sirius while defending Harry] If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!

 * [To Professor Lupin after learning that he and Sirius are old friends] NO! I trusted you! And all this time, you've been his friend! He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes! (Professor Lupin: How long have you known?) Since Professor Snape set the essay.

 * Awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time, Harry. We can't be seen.

Draco Malfoy

 * [about Care of Magical Creatures books and Hagrid] Oh yeah, terribly funny. Really witty! God, this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes.

 * [to Hagrid after Buckbeak attacks him] It's killed me! It's killed me! You'll regret this! You and your bloody chicken...

Dumbledore

 * [to the Hogwarts students] Finally, on a more disquieting note, at the request of the Ministry of Magic, Hogwarts will, until further notice, play host to the dementors of Azkaban until such a time as Sirius Black is captured. The dementors will be stationed at every entrance to the grounds. Now whilst I've been assured that their presence will not disrupt our day-to-day activities, a word of caution. Dementors are vicious creatures. They'll not distinguish.... between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore, I must warn each and every one of you, to give them no reason to harm you. It is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know, happiness can be found... even in the darkest of times...if one only remembers to turn on the light.

 * For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let him swim in the deepest of oceans or glide over the highest cloud.

 * A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

 * (to Harry and Hermione) Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the dark tower. You know the laws, Miss Granger. You must not be seen. And you would do well, I feel, to return before this last chime. If not, the consequences are too ghastly to discuss. If you succeed tonight, more than one innocent life may be spared. Three turns, should do it, I think. Oh, and by the way. When in doubt, I find retracing my steps to be a wise place to begin. Good luck.

Sirius Black

 * [referring to his dog form] I actually have quite a pleasant disposition as a dog; so much so, in fact, that more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with, but the fleas...they're murder.

 * [to Ron] Sorry about the bite. I reckon that stings a bit.

 * [to Harry] Besides, the ones that love us never really leave us. You can always find them… [puts hand over Harry's heart] in here.

 * Brilliant, Snape. Once again you put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and, as usual, come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.

 * Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?

 * I don't know if you know, Harry. But when you were born, James and Lily made me your godfather.

 * [runs to Lupin, trying to stop him from transforming into a werewolf] Remus, my old friend! Have you taken your potion tonight? You know the man you truly are, Remus! This heart is where you truly live! This heart here! [Lupin drops his wand on the ground while mutating] This flesh is only flesh!

Cornelius Fudge

 * Come now, Harry. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.

 * Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew… he destroyed him! A finger! That's all that was left, a finger! Nothing else.

 * Where is it? I saw the beast, just now. Not a moment ago.

The Marauder's Map

 * "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."

 * "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Shrunken Head

 * Yeah, take it away, Ernie. It's goin' to be a BUMP-Y ride!

 * [Harry states his destination] The Leaky Cauldron. Hey, you got the pea soup? Make sure you eat it before it eats you!

 * [As they're heading towards an old lady] ERNIE! LITTLE OLD LADY AT 12 O'CLOCK! [the bus comes to a screeching halt with Harry's face plastered against the window] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, tree, tree-and-a-half, two, one-and-tree-quarters, YES! [the bus speeds off again]

 * [After the bus squeezes between two double-decker buses] Hey, guys, guys! Why the long faces?

 * [The bus arrives outside the Leaky Cauldron] Yeah. Yeah. Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there. [The bus bumps into a muggle car upon stopping] Next stop, Knockturn Alley.

Dialogue

 * Aunt Marge: [off-screen] Harry! Harry! Harry! Open the door.
 * Aunt Marge: Do they use the cane at St. Brutus', boy?
 * Harry: [catching Uncle Vernon's eye] Oh yeah, yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.
 * Aunt Marge: Excellent. I won't hear any of this namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not beating someone when they deserve it. You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon. It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out. What is it that the boy's father did, Petunia?
 * Petunia: Oh, nothing. He didn't work. He was unemployed.
 * Aunt Marge: And a drunk too, no doubt?
 * Harry: [irritated] That's a lie.
 * Aunt Marge: What did you say?
 * Harry: My dad wasn't a drunk.
 * [The glass Aunt Marge is holding suddenly breaks; Everyone shrieks]
 * Aunt Marge: Oh, don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia. I have a very firm grip.
 * Uncle Vernon: [to Harry] I think it's time you went to bed.
 * Aunt Marge: Quiet, Vernon. [to Harry] You. Clean it up. Actually it has nothing to do with the father, it has to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup.
 * Harry: [exploding with rage] SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

 * [A short time later, Harry is about to leave the house shortly, and has finally been inflating Aunt Marge for insulting his parents and making her fly away, but is stopped by Vernon, who warns him to bring Marge back]
 * Uncle Vernon: [angrily, shouting at the top of his lungs at Harry, frightens his nephew] YOU BRING HER BACK! You bring her back now and you put her right!
 * Harry: No! She deserved what she got! [Uncle Vernon furiously tries to grab him with a savage yell, but stops when he stands up to him with his wand] Just keep away from me.
 * Uncle Vernon: You're not allowed to do magic outside school.
 * Harry: Yeah? Try me.
 * Uncle Vernon: They won't let you back now. You have nowhere to go.
 * Harry: I don't care. Anywhere's better than here. [angrily leaves the house and storms off]

 * Ron: I'm warning you, Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
 * Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald; what do you expect? It's in his nature.
 * Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me!
 * Hermione: That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush.

 * Draco: Potter? [Harry turns] Is it true you fainted? [Pike pretends to swoon] I mean that you actually fainted?
 * Ron: [turning Harry away] Shove off, Malfoy.
 * Harry: [to Hermione] How did he find out?
 * Hermione: Just forget it.

 * Malfoy: God, this place has gone to the dogs! Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes!
 * [He, Crabbe, and Pike laugh]
 * Harry: Shut up, Malfoy.
 * Malfoy, Crabbe, and Pike: Ooh!
 * Malfoy: [drops his bag on Crabbe and faces Harry as if to fight him. Harry narrows his eyes, ready for any hit Malfoy throws at him, but instead Malfoy points, faking] Dementor, Dementor!
 * [Harry and everyone else looks around startled; With their backs turned many Slytherin's, including Pike, cover their heads with their hoods and imitate Dementors. Harry and Hermione both glare at them, and Hermione takes Harry's arm and they walk away.]
 * Hermione:: Just ignore them, Harry.

 * Malfoy: [walking towards Buckbeak] Yeah, you're not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly brute!

 * [Harry's lying in the hospital wing, unconscious, after getting injured during a Quidditch game.]
 * Ron: He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
 * George: Peaky?
 * Fred: What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet.
 * George: Yeah, Ron. Let's walk you off the top of the Astronomy tower.
 * Fred: And see what you look like.
 * Harry: [coming to] Probably a right sight better than he normally does.
 * George: Gave us a right good scare there, mate.
 * Hermione: Harry, are you all right?
 * Harry: [jokingly] Brilliant. [serious again] What happened?
 * Ron: Well, you fell off your broom.
 * Harry: [sarcastically] Oh, really? I meant the match. Who won?
 * Hermione: Um... no one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds. Dumbledore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off.
 * Ron: There's um... something else you should know about, too, Harry. When you fell, your broom, it sort of blew into the Whomping Willow and... [holds up what's left of the destroyed handle of Harry's Nimbus 2000] ...Well.

 * Harry: [looking at the Marauder's Map for the first time] No. Is that really...?
 * Fred: Dumbledore...
 * George: In his study....
 * Fred: Pacing...
 * George: Does that a lot.
 * Harry: So this map shows...
 * Fred: Everyone.
 * Harry: Everyone?
 * George: Everyone.
 * Fred: Where they are...
 * George: ...what they're doing...
 * Fred: ...every minute...
 * George: ...of every day!
 * Harry: Brilliant!

 * [Harry is in the pub in an upstairs room under the Invisibility Cloak unbeknownst to Rosmerta, Fudge and McGonagall]
 * Madame Rosmerta: Nobody's gonna come to a pub where they'll get scared out of their wits.
 * Professor McGonagall: Professor Dumbledore doesn't want dementors around the place, I can assure you.
 * Madame Rosmerta: Now, tell me what this is all about.
 * Professor McGonagall: Years ago, when Harry Potter's parents realized they were marked for death, do you remember? They went into hiding. Few knew where they were. One who did, was Sirius Black. And he told You-Know-Who.
 * Cornelius Fudge: Not only did Black lead You-Know-Who to the Potters that night, but he also killed one of their friends, Peter Pettigrew.
 * Madame Rosmerta: Peter Pettigrew?
 * Professor McGonagall: Little lump of a boy, always trailing after Sirius Black.
 * Madame Rosmerta: Oh, I remember him. Never let James and Sirius out of his sight. But what happened?
 * Professor McGonagall: Well, Peter Pettigrew tried to warn the Potters, and might have managed to if he hadn't run into an old friend.
 * Cornelius Fudge: Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew. He destroyed him! A finger! That's all that was left, a finger! Nothing else.
 * Professor McGonagall: Yes. Sirius Black may not have put his hands to the Potters, but he's the reason they're dead.
 * Cornelius Fudge: And now he wants to finish what he started.
 * Madame Rosmerta: I don't believe it.
 * Cornelius Fudge: That's not the worst of it.
 * Madame Rosmerta: What could be worse?
 * Professor McGonagall: This: Sirius Black was, and remains to this day…Harry Potter's godfather!
 * [Having learned this, Harry runs out of the room, sobbing, and into a clearing in the forest as Ron and Hermione follow his footprints]
 * Hermione: [removes the cloak] Harry, what happened?
 * Harry: [quietly; tearfully] He was their friend… and he betrayed them. [yelling] HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! [echoes] I hope he finds me. 'Cause when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him!

 * [Professor Snape has caught Harry in a hallway during the night.]
 * Professor Snape: Potter. What are you doing wandering the corridors at night?
 * Harry: I was sleepwalking.
 * Professor Snape: How extraordinarily like your father, you are, Potter. He too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle as if he owned the place.
 * Harry: [irritated] My dad didn't strut. And nor do I. Now if you don't mind, professor, I would appreciate it if you would lower your wand.
 * Professor Snape: [Lowers his wand] Turn out your pockets. [Harry just stands there] [sternly] Turn out your pockets. [Harry takes out the Marauder's Map] What's this?
 * Harry: Spare bit of parchment.
 * Professor Snape: Really? Open it. [Harry opens the map; Snape puts his wand on the map] Reveal your secrets. [To Harry] Read it.
 * Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
 * Professor Snape: Go on.
 * Harry: [amused] "...and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
 * Professor Snape: Why you insolent, little—!
 * Professor Lupin: Professor.
 * Professor Snape: Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?
 * Professor Lupin: [to Harry] Harry, are you all right?
 * Professor Snape: That remains to be seen. [takes the Marauder's Map] I have just now confiscated a rather curious artifact from Mr. Potter. Take a look, Lupin. Supposed to be your area of expertise. Clearly, it's full of Dark Magic.
 * Professor Lupin: I seriously doubt it, Severus. It looks to me as though it's merely a parchment designed to insult anyone who tries to read it. [chuckles] I suspect it's a Zonko product. Nevertheless, I shall investigate any hidden qualities it may possess. It is, after all, as you say, my area of expertise. [to Harry] Harry, would you come with me, please. [to Professor Snape] Professor, good night.
 * Portrait on the Wall: [irritated, to Professor Snape] Are you daft? Put that light out!

 * [Hermione sees Malfoy laughing about Buckbeak, Hagrid's hippogriff, being executed that night.]
 * Malfoy: [to Crabbe and Goyle] Father said I could have the hippogriff's head. Maybe I'll donate it to the Gryffindor Common Room. This is gonna be so rich. [Hermione, enraged, storms over with Harry and Ron behind her]
 * Crabbe: Look who's here.
 * Malfoy: Ah! Come to see the show?
 * Hermione: [furiously] You! You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach! [holds Malfoy at wandpoint]
 * Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it!
 * [Hermione relaxes, and takes her wand away from Malfoy, but immediately punches him in the face for laughing at her. He and his gang run off, panicking.]
 * Hermione: That felt good.
 * Ron: [impressed] Not good. Brilliant!

 * [Harry and Hermione enter the Shrieking Shack and find Ron in a room]
 * Harry: Ron!
 * Hermione: Ron, you're okay!
 * Harry: The dog. Where is it?!
 * Ron: Harry, it's a trap! [points to Sirius standing behind the door] He's the dog! He's an Animagus!
 * [Harry and Hermione look down on the floor and follow the paw prints to where Sirius Black is standing]
 * Hermione: [defending Harry; fiercely] If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us too!
 * Sirius: No. Only one will die tonight.
 * Harry: Then it'll be you! [angrily rushes over to Sirius, holds him down, and threateningly points his wand at him]
 * Sirius: [chuckles] Are you going to kill me, Harry?
 * Professor Lupin: [enters the room and disarms Harry] Expelliarmus! [orders Harry to step aside] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged aren't we? Finally the flesh reflects the madness within.
 * Sirius: Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus? [Lupin smiles, helps him get back up on his feet, and they hug] I found him.
 * Professor Lupin: I know.
 * Sirius: He's here!
 * Professor Lupin: I understand.
 * Sirius: Let's kill him!
 * Hermione: NO! I trusted you! And all this time, you've been his friend. He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes.
 * Professor Lupin: How long have you known?
 * Hermione: Since Professor Snape set the essay.
 * Professor Lupin: Well, well, well, Hermione. You really are the brightest witch of your age I've ever met.
 * Sirius: Enough talk, Remus! Come on! Let's kill him!
 * Professor Lupin: Wait!
 * Sirius: I DID MY WAITING!!! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!! IN AZKABAN!!!
 * Professor Lupin: Very well. Kill him. But wait one more minute, Harry has the right to know why.
 * Harry: [shakily] I know why! You betrayed my parents! You're the reason they're dead!
 * Professor Lupin: No, Harry, it wasn't him. Somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who, until quite recently, I believed to be dead!
 * Harry: Who was it then?!
 * Sirius: Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room, right now! Come out, come out, Peter! Come out, come out and play!
 * [Suddenly, Snape appears.]
 * Snape: Expelliarmus! [disarms Sirius] Vengeance is sweet. How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
 * Professor Lupin: Severus...
 * Snape: [points his wand at Lupin] I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend into the castle and now, here's the proof.
 * Sirius: Brilliant, Snape. Once again, you put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and, as usual, come to the wrong conclusion. Now, if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
 * Snape: [puts his wand on Sirius' neck] Give me a reason. I beg you.

 * Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
 * Sirius: He can't help it Remus, it's habit by now.
 * Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet.
 * Sirius: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
 * Snape: Oh listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple.
 * Sirius: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
 * Snape: [puts wand on Sirius' throat] I could do it, you know? But why deny the Dementors, when they're so longing to see you? Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes, a Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best.
 * Professor Lupin: Severus, please.
 * Snape: After you.

 * Ron: [after Harry uses Expelliarmus on Snape who is sent backwards] Harry, what did you just do?!
 * Hermione: You attacked a teacher!
 * Harry: Tell me about Peter Pettigrew!
 * Professor Lupin: He was at school with us, we thought he was our friend.
 * Harry: No. Pettigrew's dead. ''[to Sirius] You killed him!
 * Professor Lupin: [shaking his head no] No, he didn't. I thought so too until you mentioned seeing Pettigrew on the map.
 * Harry: The Map was lying then.
 * Sirius: The Map never lies. Pettigrew's alive! And he's right there! [points to Ron]
 * Ron: Me?! He's mental!
 * Sirius: Not you. Your rat!
 * Ron: Scabbers has been in my family for…
 * Sirius: Twelve years? Curiously long life for a common garden rat. He's missing a toe, isn't he?
 * Ron: So what?!
 * Harry: All they could find of Pettigrew was his…
 * Sirius: Finger! The dirty coward cut it off so that everyone would think he was dead! And then he transformed… into a rat!
 * Harry: Show me. [Sirius tries to take the rat from Ron, but Ron holds onto it] Give it to him, Ron.
 * Ron: What are you tryna do to ‘im?! [Sirius finally gets a hold of the rat] Scabbers! Leave ‘im alone! [tries to run toward Sirius, but is stopped when Hermione holds him back] Get off ‘im! What’re you doing?!
 * [Sirius drops the rat, which runs while Sirius finally transforms it into Peter Pettigrew]
 * Pettigrew: [realizes he's not a rat anymore] Remus? S-Sirius? My old friends! [ducks toward the door to escape, but fails when Lupin and Sirius block him] Harry! Look at you! [walks toward Harry] You look so much like your father! Like James! We were the best of friends…
 * Sirius: How dare you speak to Harry! [Pettigrew scowls and runs away from Sirius] How dare you talk about James in front of 'im!
 * Professor Lupin: You sold James and Lily to Voldemort, didn't you?
 * Pettigrew: I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord. You have no idea the weapons he possesses! Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you have done? What would you have done?!
 * Sirius: I woulda died! [Pettigrew crawls under piano] I woulda died rather than betray my friends!
 * Pettigrew: [runs over to Harry, whispering to him] Harry, James wouldn't have wanted me killed! Your dad... your dad would have spared me! He would shown me mercy…!
 * [Professor Lupin and Sirius yank him off Harry]
 * Sirius: Should've realized, Peter, that if Voldemort didn't kill you, then we would! [he and Lupin pull out their wands and point them and Pettigrew] Together!
 * Harry: No!
 * Professor Lupin: Harry, this man is…
 * Harry: I know what he is. But we'll take him to the castle.
 * Pettigrew: Bless you, boy! Bless you!
 * [kneels to Harry]
 * Harry: Get off! I said we'll take you to the castle. After that, the dementors can have you.
 * [Pettigrew, mad with fear, bites his nails]
 * Sirius: Sorry about the bite. I reckon that stings a bit.
 * Ron: A bit?! A bit?! You almost tore my leg off!
 * Sirius: I was going for the rat.

 * Sirius: It's beautiful, isn't it? I'll never forget the first time I walked through those doors. It'll be nice to do it again as a free man. That was a noble thing you did back there. He doesn't deserve it.
 * Harry: Well, I just didn't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become killers. Besides, dead the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free.
 * Pettigrew: Turn me into a maggot! Turn me into a flobberworm! Anything but the dementors! Ron! Haven't I been a good friend? A good pet? You won't let them give me to the dementors, will you? I was your rat! Sweet girl! Clever girl!
 * Professor Lupin: Get away from her!

 * Hermione: [to Dumbledore as he enters the hospital wing] Headmaster, you've got to stop them! They've got the wrong man!
 * Harry: It's true, sir. Sirius is innocent.
 * Ron: It's Scabbers who did it.
 * Dumbledore: Scabbers?
 * Ron: He's my rat, sir. He's not really a rat. He was a rat. He was my brother, Percy's rat, but then they gave him an owl.
 * Hermione: The point is, we know the truth. Please believe us.

 * Harry: [seeing Hagrid giving "Scabbers" back to Ron; darkly] That's Pettigrew.
 * Hermione: Harry, you can't.
 * Harry: Hermione, that's the man who betrayed my parents. You don't expect me to just sit here.
 * Hermione: Yes, and you must! Harry, you're in Hagrid's hut now. If you just go bursting in, you'll think you've gone mad. Awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time, Harry. We can't be seen.

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 * Ron: [to Harry and Hermione, who have just disappeared and reappeared in thin air] How did you get there? I was just talking to you there! And now you're there!
 * Hermione: What's he talking about, Harry?
 * Harry: I don't know. Honestly Ron, how can somebody be in two places at once?

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 * [last lines]
 * [the Gryffindors are gathered around the table around a wrapped package]
 * Neville: Harry! Wherever did you get it?
 * Seamus: Can I have a go, Harry? After you, of course.
 * Harry: What are you talking about?
 * Ron: Quiet. Let the man through. I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was badly wrapped. [to Fred and George] They made me do it.
 * Fred and George: Did not!
 * [They open the package, revealing the Firebolt broomstick]
 * Fred: It's a Firebolt.
 * George: It's the fastest broom in the world.
 * Harry: For me? But who sent it?
 * Ron: No one knows.
 * Hermione: [holds up one of Buckbeak's feathers] This came with it.
 * ''[Outside the school, the Gryffindors watch Harry take the Firebolt for a ride with Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle watching and looking jealous]
 * Harry: [last lines] Lumos. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. [credits roll] Mischief managed. Nox. [screen goes black, ending the movie]

Taglines

 * Something wicked this way comes
 * Everything will change
 * The time has come
 * Mysteries will unfold
 * Secrets will be revealed
 * Character will be tested
 * Darkness will descend

Cast

 * Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
 * Gary Oldman as Sirius Black
 * Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley
 * Emma Watson as Hermione Granger
 * David Thewlis as Professor Remus Lupin
 * Michael Gambon as Albus Dumbledore
 * Alan Rickman as Severus Snape
 * Maggie Smith as Professor McGonagall
 * Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid
 * Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy
 * Timothy Spall as Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew

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