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User:BrotherFlounder

I'm a regular contributor on the English Wikipedia.

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Brian Clevinger

Brian Clevinger (born May 7, 1978) is the author of the webcomic 8-Bit Theater, he comic miniseries Atomic Robo, and the novel Nuklear Age.

See Also: 8-Bit Theater

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 * "I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me. It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once."
 * "X-Men Legends 2, it would be so much easier to enjoy you if your characters would ever shut up."
 * "[...]is there a contest between developers to see who can make the most irresistable game for Brian? I'm trying to get some work done here!"
 * "Anyone got a few million they wanna throw away invest?"
 * "I have, quite possibly, the most self-antagonistic brain of our generation. So when I really want to work on something, it goes into overdrive to think of other things that are really bitchin' to distract me. And if I change gears to work on that new shiny thing, it'll think of something even more bitchin' for the original thing or a wholly new project altogether. It's a wonder I manage to dress myself, really."
 * "Typing up a detailed news post at this moment would not further the goals of my great society. Stay tuned for ideological update."
 * "As you may have noticed, a hurricane didn't kill me yesterday. I will celebrate my continued life with some ice cream this afternoon."
 * "This is the part where I tell you guys that my first car was a Corvette that I got for, like, half price or something and you all hate me forever."
 * "Sorry about the delay. We were having unholy connection problems of the damned. But things seem to be working fine now."
 * "If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. It's a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid."
 * (referring to a broken sign displayed at a fireworks stand)"It says FIRE ORKS. And the arrow on this particular sign points down a twisting dirt road that is quickly engulfed in a darkened forest.  I really need to get around to vandalizing that sign. Maybe adding something like "This way lies doom" to the bottom."
 * (after describing all the negligent drivers he encountered that day)"So let's hope I was a quantum magnet for all bad luck on Earth and the rest of you are able to stay safe tonight as a result."
 * "Florida weather is like living with a schizophreniac. Its mood is a fractured thing; it believes in real and unreal circumstances equally; and you're never quite sure if it'll come through with its share of the rent."
 * "I ate soup from a bowl made of bread. This is the kind of heady decadance that will be detailed in the webcomic history books. My decline into soupy madness will be but a footnote of the 8BT story, itself a footnote. But the bread, man. You can eat your soup, and then eat the bowl. There's no turning back now. A decent life in the light of, uh, decency is behind me. Now it's wall-to-wall bread bowls and hookers."
 * "I love my PSP in theory. It confuses me that developers seem determined to destroy it. I believe its sheer sexiness terrifies them and, just maybe, causes them to doubt their own biologically oriented sexuality. To paraphrase a Bluth, "It's got a screen you could hump, Mikey."
 * "You'll pardon me for being quick, but at this very moment brownies are coming into their ultimate form. Well, penultimate form, really. Let's not dwell on what happens afterward, or I'll lose my appetite."
 * "Dammit, Skittles bag. How can you call yourself a rainbow of flavors when you're all green? They do this to oppress us, you know. He who controls the Skittle, controls the means of production. They know no one needs that many greens. Even if you like green, you can't like it that much. One day, Skittles, one day soon, there will be a reckoning. To each according to his ability, to each according to his red flavor need."
 * (referring to people in favor of commercializing the Internet)"I suppose their thinking is that since ideas can be dangerous, there should be limits on which ideas are expressed. Which is only the foundation of fascism. Thanks, government!"
 * "My car has a new fortress. It will scoff at the hurricanes this year. Scoff like unto a scoffing machine."
 * "LA is a hole where everything good goes to die. Every year I come here, it's like a contest to see how short I can cut the trip for the next year.  Eventually I'm just going to run inside, take a picture, and fly home.  The next year I'll just rent some time on a satellite and get pics from orbit.  But everything is shiny."
 * "Sorry, I can't hear you over all the fun you weren't having while I was at E3 having fun."
 * (discussing how long he has been playing a particular game)"I thought it's only been three days. Hard to tell without sunlight."
 * "Also, I love my google ads. I have no idea if I make a dime off them, and in fact would pay to have them for what they add to the overall nuklearpower.com experience. Case in point: I just saw an ad for "Rodent Supplies." The obvious question now is, "How do I plug those damn google ad things into Photoshop so I can retire while the comic factory pumps out comedy gold three times a week?""
 * "It occurs to me that I really need a picture of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard driving Optimus Prime through space. I would follow either of them into the gates of hell without question or hesitation."
 * "[Sony's] sheer dedication to unbridled optimism for the PS3 is amazing. Really. If scientists could find a way to harness that energy, it'd be the next revolutionary industry to be shut down by Big Oil."
 * "Today [July 4] is the day that we, as Americans, celebrate our Independence Day from the aliens who invaded our world, presumably for conquest of some kind. Or that's my understanding at least, as I cannot read."
 * "Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when you've got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles."
 * "I believe that there are things which humanity will never fully understand, for in the understanding of them, we will no longer be "human." One of these things is the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I don't know how it works, and I don't want to know. It's a big universe and even with our limited understanding of it, it's pretty clear that the universe is in no way equipped to keep up with the bureaucracy of its particles and/or strings. There are things lurking in the dark, unwatched, unguarded recesses of reality. Things as beyond you or I as we are beyond an amoeba. It is quite obvious that Mr. Clean Magic Erasers draw their power from these unknowable horrors. They probably found it in the core of a meteor still half buried in the Earth, hideously pulsing with a light not unlike the color of blood and hate. So use your Magic Erasers while you still can, before they run out of meteor or they discover it causes cervical cancer or testicular cancer in men and women respectively."
 * Japan, You're weird. We get it.
 * "I’m still not sure what went wrong with the site, so I’ll just do what I always do in these situations and assume it was a causality casualty from war with an alternate timeline. Rolling with that assumption on all of life’s little problems can give you a terrific perspective on things. Y’know? “Augh, fuck. It’s raining!” becomes, “Huh, it’s raining,” and then with a bemused nod, “Typical 31st century Mega-Etruscan tactic. ”And then when your friends look at you weird, you can give them a pitying gaze, clutch their heads to your bosom, and lament that they too have been affected by the wars. Something like, “Oh, you poor dear. You’ve no memory of what never shall be.” I don’t have many friends anymore. Not since the war took them."

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Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

 * She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.

 * I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.

 * I'm not looking for much [in a guy], I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

 * S-s-sure I'll join your cult. [nervous smile]

 * [impersonating her mother] Now, Maria, if a boy doesn't like you, I would just like you to know that he is intimidated by your beauty, because you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world and if you would stop doing impersonations of me I think other people would see that...

How to WIN! (2006)

 * My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy between my salary and that of my male peers, I'd have to reapply! In the seconds to count the number of women in high political office, seated on corporate executive boards and featured in film and television over the age of 40, my lip color would be as invisible as this glass ceiling only inches above my head! L'Oreal. Because I am worth it. And because holding myself to an impossible standard of beauty keeps me from starting a riot!

 * I love my country, but maybe that's because I'm white and rich. I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit, that I refuse to share with others.

 * I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: "You know what? If you can't help me, then I need to speak to someone who can, because this is a three dollar pair of flip-flops made by a 5-year-old Guatemalan girl, and I'm not leaving until she gets benefits and an education under the NAFTA Fair Trade Agreement. You better go get a manager. This could take awhile."

The Now Show (2006)

 * I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.

 * I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

 * [singing the song her therapist told her to improvise in order to "let her anxieties out"] If I keep the kitchen floor clean, no one will die!

 * If I clench my fists at odd intervals, the darknesses within me won't force me to do anything inappropriately violent or sexual at [breathes] dinner parties!

 * If I keep humming a tune, I won't [air quotes] "turn gay"--

 * Mmmm-hmmm-mmmm-mmm, mmmm-hmmm-mmmmm-mmm, mmmmmm--!

 * They can't get you if you're singin' a song! Yeah!

The Comedians of Comedy: Live at Del Ray (2007)

 * (singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/
 * And on this farm he has a pterodactyl, E-I-E-I-O!/
 * With a screeeeeeech! here,/
 * and a screeeeeeech! there,/
 * here a screeeeeeech!,/
 * there a screeeeeeech!...you know the rest.

Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome (2009)

 * Time flies when you are anxious!

 * There's a lot of mental illness in my family. So, if you catch schizophrenia, get four boxes of Mike and Ikes, a Bible, and a cage. Wait it out.

Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

 * [when the bank calls:] "Chase Bank, I'm self-employed, how long do you want to stay on the phone?"

 * Over seven thousand US veterans die of suicide every year, which is funny... [false laughter]... because you'd think they'd die over there, but they come home! Right? I thought that must be funny, because nobody was taking it that seriously.

 * "Oh, but I've done some other unforgivable, unspeakable thing"? Google it. There's seven billion of us. Somebody has done exactly what you have done, and is currently on a book tour. You're never alone!

 * [In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic] Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II — which is the new gladiator sandal! Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices— not doing voices.

Other

 * Everything is being televised so you won't be able to tell where the Revolution is. "Who's revolting? Well, I don't know, what's on the other channel?"
 * Nerdist podcast, episode #25, July 5, 2012

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence

A.I. is a 2001 science-fiction film about a highly advanced robotic boy who longs to become "real" so that he can regain the love of his human mother.
 * Directed by Steven Spielberg. Written by Ian Watson, based on the short story "Supertoys Last All Summer Long" by Brian Aldiss.

'''David is 11 years old. He weighs 60 pounds. He is 4 feet, 6 inches tall. He has brown hair. His love is real. But he is not.''' (taglines)

Professor Hobby

 * The greatest single human gift - the ability to chase down our dreams.
 * You are a real boy. At least as real as I've ever made one.
 * My son was one of a kind. You're the first of a kind.

Dr. Know

 * Come away O human child To the waters and the wild With a fairy hand in hand For the world's more full of weeping Than you can understand.
 * A quoting of "The Stolen Child" (1889) by William Butler Yeats

 * Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know! Where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day, in 40,000 locations nationwide. Ask Dr. Know — there's nothing I don't.

Monica

 * I can't accept this! There is no substitute for your own child!
 * [to David] I do love you, you know. [whispers] I have always loved you.

Others

 * Narrator: Those were the years when the icecaps melted due to the greenhouse gases and the oceans had risen and drowned so many cities along all the shorelines of the world. Amsterdam, Venice, New York forever lost. Millions of people were displaced. Climate became chaotic. Hundreds of millions of people starved in poorer countries. Elsewhere a high degree of prosperity survived when most governments in the developed world introduced legal sanctions to license pregnancies. Which was why robots, who were never hungry and did not consume resources beyond those of their first manufacture were so essential an economic link in the chain mail society.
 * Teddy: I am not a toy!
 * Teddy: We run now.
 * Lord Johnson-Johnson: [Showing David off to the Flesh Fair crowd] Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls and children of all ages! What will they think of next? See here! A bitty-bot, a tinker-toy, a living doll. Of course, we all know why they made them. To steal your hearts, to replace your children. This is the latest iteration in a series of insults to human dignity, and in their grand scheme to phase out all of God's little children. Meet the next generation of child, designed to do just that. [crowd stares silently] Do not be fooled by the artistry of this creation. No doubt there was talent in the crafting of this simulator. Yet with the very first strike, you will see the big lie come apart before your very eyes! [as David pleads to be spared] Built like a boy to disarm us! See how they try to imitate our emotions now! Whatever performance this sim puts on, remember: we are only demolishing artificiality! Let he who is without sim cast the firs stone. [crowd pelts him with rocks and garbage]
 * Junky Mecha: Would you be so kind and shut down my pain receivers?
 * Narrator: That was the everlasting moment he had been waiting for. And the moment had passed, for Monica was sound asleep. More than merely asleep. Should he shake her, she would never rouse. So David went to sleep, too. And for the first time in his life, he went to that place, where dreams are born.

Taglines

 * David is 11 years old. He weighs 60 pounds. He is 4 feet, 6 inches tall. He has brown hair. His love is real. But he is not.
 * Journey to a world where robots dream and desire
 * This is not a game.
 * This summer, discover the next step in evolution.
 * Do not speak the seven-word activation code unless you mean it.
 * WARNING! Do not activate the seven word code if you have any doubts about your feelings. The code is permanent and irreversible.

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Alessandro, an information technology analyst and amateur musician from Modena, Italy

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Cannonball Adderley

Julian Edwin "Cannonball" Adderley (September 15, 1928 – August 8, 1975), originally from Tampa, Florida, was a jazz alto saxophonist who mainly performed in small combos.

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 * A young tenor player was complaining to me that Coleman Hawkins made him nervous. Man, I told him Hawkins was supposed to make him nervous! Hawkins has been making other sax players nervous for forty years!
 * New to Jazz Artist page

 * I keep reverting (to Duke Ellington), he to me is the greatest ever and my favorite jazz philosopher, as such.
 * Interviewed by the "Chicago SEED" (November 1968)

 * There's no future without the past and anybody who doesn't really understand where jazz has come from has no right to try to direct where it's going.
 * Interviewed by the "Chicago SEED" (November 1968)

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One Piece

One Piece (ワンピース, Wanpīsu) is an anime and manga series created by Eiichiro Oda in 1997.

this legendary tale chronicles the thrilling adventures of Monkey D. Luffy and his eclectic crew, the Straw Hat Pirates. Set sail on a journey through a world filled with treasures, battles, and dreams as we dive into the incredible story of Luffy and his companions.

I'm Luffy! The Man Who Will Become Pirate King [1]
Monkey D. Luffy: Well, ya see... I'm gonna be the king of the Pirates!!!

Monkey D. Luffy: I decided long ago that I'm going to be King of the Pirates... and if I die trying, then at least I tried.

I'm the man who'll become the pirate king!

Some attacks (Gum Gum .........rocket, pistol)

The Great Swordsman Appears! Pirate Hunter, Roronoa Zoro [2]

 * Captain Morgan: (on Rika to a Navy Lieutenant) You are a Lieutenant in the Navy aren't you? And I--a Captain--am your superior officer, am I not? Then you are duty-bound to obey me!! If I say kill her, then you will kill her!!

 * Captain Morgan: My rank is the highest on this base... which makes me superior to everyone else here... that means everything I do is right!!!

Morgan vs. Luffy! Who is This Beautiful Young Girl? [3]

 * Roronoa Zoro: I'm going to be the world's greatest swordsman! All I have left is my destiny! My name may be infamous...... but it's gonna shake the world!!!

 * Monkey D. Luffy: The world's greatest swordsman, that's great! And it's fitting since your new boss is going to be King of the Pirates! Anything else would make me look bad!

 * Koby: But the two of you... you taught me to fight for what I believe in!!!!

Luffy's Past! The Red-Haired Shanks Appears! [4]

 * Shanks: Now that you've drawn your pistol, are you willing to use it? Pistols aren't for threats they're for actions. Are you willing to risk your life?

 * Shanks: You can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me, you can even spit on me, but..good reason or not.. NO ONE HURTS A FRIEND OF MINE!

 * Shanks, on getting his arm bitten off: (to Luffy) It isn't worth much, it's just one arm. I'm glad you're safe.

 * Monkey D. Luffy: I'll gather my own crew that'll beat yours and find the world's greatest treasure! No matter what, I will become the Pirate King!

 * Shanks: (to Luffy) Someday, return this hat to me, in good condition, but only when you become a great pirate.

Fear, Mysterious Power! Pirate Clown Captain Buggy! [5]

 * Nami: I've got to get a hundred million beri!! Then I'm going to buy a certain village!!
 * Tillie Plink: Tillie'll take that!

 * Monkey D. Luffy: (to Nami) That's what you get...... for going up against pirates unprepared! It [being "prepared"]] means being prepared to risk your own life!!
 * Daizy: Lavender lollipops! You've gone through enough, dude!

Desperate Situation! Beast Tamer Mohji vs. Luffy! [6]

 * Roronoa Zoro: I do things my own way! So don't give me any lip about it!
 * Monkey D. Luffy: It's too late for apologies... They won't bring that dog's treasure back! That's why I came...... to clobber you!
 * Tillie Plink: (making a 🥹 expression) Really?!  TILLIE CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MARRIED!!!
 * Buggy The Clown: (when Nami attempts to kill him before he can get a crew and pillage some town) You don't stand a chance against me!
 * Tillie Plink: OMG! OMG!!! Another Nicole, can you BELIEVE IT!???!! Nami and Monkey are married!!! (Another Nicole sobs in happiness; her tears finally worked!)
 * Monkey D. Luffy: We're headed for the "Grand Line!" We'll steal that map back, and then we can go there together!

And they lived happily ever after.

Grand Duel! Zoro the Swordsman vs. Cabaji the Acrobat! [7]

 * (Luffy just knocked out Mayor Boodle) Nami: Who's side are you on!? Why'd you do that to the Mayor!? Monkey D. Luffy: He was in the way!!!
 * Roronoa Zoro: (after cutting himself) Is that enough of a handicap for you? Now I'll show you some real swordplay.
 * Cabaji: So you've injured yourself as insurance for your reputation... Well don't worry... Your wounds are severe. They'll make an excellent excuse when you lose. Roronoa Zoro: It's the other way around!! If I lose to the likes of you when my wounds are only this light... then I may as well give up my dream right now.
 * Nami: Whether you guys win or lose this battle... I don't really care! But if you do get that map from Buggy... then--and only then--will I consider teaming up with you again...
 * Cabaji: You're tired? Heh heh heh... What's wrong? Anemic? So you've finally given up! Well, I'm not surprised... It's amazing you can still stand in your condition. (Zoro kicks over Cabaji's unicycle) Zoro: You've got it wrong. What I'm tired of... are your stupid circus tricks!!!
 * Cabaji: Ggh...! How could these common thieves have beaten us? We're the pirate Buggy gang--the scourge of the seas!! How could things have gone this far...? Roronoa Zoro: We're not common thieves... We're pirates!
 * Captain Buggy: A couple of lily-livered no-name pirates like you won't last a day in the Grand Line!! What do you plan to do there!? Go sight-seeing!? Monkey D. Luffy: I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates.

Show Down Between the True Powers of the Devil [8]

 * (Roronoa Zoro just woke up from his sleep after fighting Cabaji) Zoro: Oh crap I'm going to faint! I can't move! Nami: Of course. If you could move, you guys wouldn't be human. Luffy: Why was I included? Nami: YOU are the strangest of them all!(mad)

Hiriluk's Cherry Blossoms! Miracle of the Drum Rockies [90]
"Now go forth, my stupid son" Dr. Kureha bidding Chopper goodbye

Justice For the Winners! Sengoku's Strategy in Action! [465]

 * Donquixote Doflamingo: Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous!? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen Peace and kids who have never seen War have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will!!! Whoever wins this war... Becomes Justice!

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Kent Hovind
I have nominated for deletion your article on Kent Hovind because it is not a quote article, and Wikiquote articles are exclusively for quotes. Please read the help links provided in the above welcome message and browse random articles for examples. If you have some quotes from Hovind, please replace the current prose about his views with these quotes, preferably sourced by reliable publications. Thank you for your cooperation. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 20:14, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Hi, Jeff I cleaned up the Kent Hovind article and hopefully you can reconsidered your vote with the new improvements. C56C 23:23, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

That's a very good start. I see five remaining problems:

 * 1) There are still some statements like "Hovind claims". Quotes should consist of 2 main pieces, the quote and the source, like so:
 * 2) * Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation…
 * 3) ** "Gettysburg Address", November 19, 1863 (Wikisource transcription)
 * 4) As suggested by the above example, source lines should be on a secondary bulleted line, to separate the source information clearly from the quote, and to make the quote prominent. We have stopped using quote marks around quotations, as do many quote compendia, precisely because the quote is expected to be exactly the original words.
 * 5) I found, in a random testing of links, that some either didn't work or didn't provide the actual quotes.
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 * 7) Sources must also be reliable, as the Wikimedia Foundation defines it. That is, they must be published by respectable organzations in some reasonable form for researchers to examine. Books, magazines, and well-respected websites are best; videos and sound clips are okay, but transcriptions should be cited whenever possible.

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Despite these issues, I believe you have made the case for keeping this article. At this point, it's mostly a matter of cleanup. Thank you very much for the fast work! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 00:46, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

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Talk:Kent Hovind

Deletion
This page reads more like a Wikipedia article on the subject. There appear to be some quotes buried in the text, and they should be the focus here, with the remaining text stripped out. Otherwise, this page should probably be deleted. ~ UDScott 11:39, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

 * User:C56C has replaced the encyclopedic article with a substantial quote article. As a result… This article was preserved after a vote for its deletion. See its archived VfD entry for details. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 15:49, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

Anti-Semitism
There is a group of people who say the 'Protocols' are a real plan for world government, but written up as a Jewish plot ( to hide the *real* conspirators, you see). Hovind appears to have been reading literature put out by some of these people.

Now, the 'Protocols' are a notorious hoax (one of many discreditings is the book 'A Lie and a Libel'). People who put any credence in them for any reason are deluded. But this particular take on them I do not think is anti-Semitic, when you look at it, just loopy. I would recommend that the reference to Hovind's quote as 'anti-Semitic' be changed to 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion'. It is odd, I admit, as the two things are usualy the same, but the facts seem to support this change.

Someone advise me: can I change it myself without starting an edit war?
 * Seems to me like you're right. I renamed the section as "Conspiracy". This OK? Muad 01:20, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

 * This illustrates why the standard format of people articles calls for quotes to be sorted chronologically. One reason this article has a cleanup tag is because the interpretive topic headings should be removed. ~ Ningauble 20:27, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

Misc.

 * "...and the federal government is supposed to be the servant to the state government, states are supposed to be supreme, states' rights. Which goes into a long story of the wrong side winning the civil war, right?  What was the civil war, it was Abe Lincoln's war, it wasn't the civil war..."
 * "Redeeming the Straw Man", Christian Science Evangelism tape.

 * "There was a book written called The Protocols of Zion [sic].  Now, it was written by the rich guys, but they said, “If this book ever gets found we want to blame it on the Jews.”  So they called it Protocols of Zion  [sic].  But it’s actually the plan of how to control the world.  It’s about seventy some pages, you can, I don’t think you can print it off my website but you can get it in a lot of places.  And some people saying, “Hovind, Hovind mentions The Protocols of Zion  [sic].  That means he is anti Jewish.”  No, I’m not anti Jewish, okay.  I love the Jews.  But The Protocols of Zion  [sic] was written to explain how to control the world, I mean, it lays it all out.  But it’s really carefully done so that if it is ever discovered the Jews take the blame for it.  Interesting.  Well, read the book and see what you think.
 * http://media.drdino.com/sem/audio/mp3/danger2.mp3 @ 16:10 March 2003.

 * In 2005 Hovind claimed, "Spanish conquistadors" in 1571 found drawings of dinosaurs on stones, and "on them you will see people doing brain and heart surgery as well as every known dinosaur clearly depicted. Several hundred of them show humans and dinosaurs together."
 *

 * "Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it."
 * [Source: http://www.khouse.org/misslerreport/biblestudy/20001113-189.html 13 Nov. 2000]

 * "Evolutionism is a religious world view that is not supported by science, Scripture, popular opinion, or common sense. The exclusive teaching of this dangerous, mind-altering philosophy in tax supported schools, parks, museums, etc. is a clear violation of the First Amendment."
 * "Seminar Notebook" Text on the back.

 * "The purpose of the environmental movement is to establish control over the people."
 * Online Seminar 5B II Db, 1999.

 * "They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control [banning DDT permits more human deaths from insect-born diseases, like malaria]."
 * Online Seminar 5B II Db, 1999.

 * "[.....] most of the environmental hype [regarding global warming] is really to help bring about Karl Marx's dream (nightmare) of a Communist world." [by reduction, and ultimately elimination of private property rights]
 * http://www.drdino.com/cse.asp?pg=faq&specific=34.

 * Hovind disregards all fossil evidence, claiming "no fossils can count as evidence for evolution," because "all we know about that animal is that it died," and we do not know that it "had any kids".
 * http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2006/02/mike-shermerkent-hovind.html
 * He added "you sure dont know they had different kids"
 * http://drdino.plaingospel.com/seminar4_300k.wmv.

 * During a debate with Farrell Till, Hovind made the following claim about Donald Johanson: "[He] found the leg bones of Lucy a mile and a half away from the head bones. The leg bones were 200 feet deeper in a deeper layer of strata. I would like to know how fast the train was going that hit that chimpanzee."
 * http://www.reall.org/newsletter/v02/n03/
 * However, the claim itself is false and, while Hovind has been informed of this, he continues to make it..

 * "As for the flood carving Grand Canyon, why don’t they explain to us why the top of the Canyon is 4,000ft higher than where the river (Colorado River) enters the canyon? Why don’t they explain to us how rivers miraculously flowed up-hill for millions of years to finally cut the groove deep enough so they could flow downhill?"
 * "Scientific American, Giving Up?"

 * "The whiter the bread, the quicker you’re dead" because white bread lacks vitamin E and lecithin.
 * "Hovind Seminar at Calvary Chapel of Philadelphia", May 1999.

 * "Satan is seeing to it that well meaning parents are destroying their children's immune system by putting over 22 viruses into their system before they are two."
 * http://www.cbbc.net/RS/ 6 Jan 2002 Session #3 @ 18:00.

 * "My take on what happened with the moon landing was [......] they suspect  [sic] that on impact that the cameras would be damaged because back in 1969 cameras weren't, you know, like they are today, as good.  So they had a studio set up at CBS to mimic the moon landing.  And sure enough the cameras broke and so they flipped, you know, the CBS studio on.  And what you saw of the footage of the '69 moon landing was actually at CBS studio."
 * "Creation Evolution and Dinosaurs session #5 Q&A", 1:55, January 2002.

 * "They [the New World Order] want to reduce the population [to 500 million] and their target date is May 5th of 2000. […..] The demons who call themselves spirit guides have told them. “You know, you have to reduce the population by May 5th.”  Because May 5th is Karl Marx’s birthday, you know, enter the Age of Aquarius. […..] I suspect they may use Y2K as an excuse to create some little problems here, we shall have to wait and see."
 * http://media.drdino.com/sem/video/rm/ces1.rm @ 1:08:40 March 2003.

 * "Here are the folks that are involved in this New World Order: The United Nations [….] the World Council of Churches […..] the Council of Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderbergers […..] the International Monetary Fund […..] the Club of Rome, the communists, the socialists, the National Education Association […..] the NOW organisation, the ACLU, the Masonic Lodge."
 * http://media.drdino.com/sem/audio/mp3/danger2.mp3 @ 18:30 March 2003.

 * "New World Order, coming to a city near you. They are starting next month in South America, putting microchips in people.  That's the plan.  America is slated for this fall.  Put microchips in the palm of the right hand."
 * http://www.cbbc.net/RS/ 6 Jan 2002 Session #3 @ 24:00.

 * "[.....] this New World Order has plans to reduce the population by May 5 of the year 2000 [.....] down to one half billion very soon."
 * Online Seminar 5B II Db, 1999.

 * "Is the NAFTA a stepping stone toward the New World Order? Absolutely!"
 * "Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 6", 1996, (a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons).

 * "Maybe the purpose of the space program [NASA] is to prepare the world for Big Brother - the New World Order."
 * Q&A Session II @ 30:50 http://www.drdino.com/cse.asp?pg=mp3]

 * "The bad guys who would like to have a one world government have learned a simple technique - you create a crisis and then the people will call for you to come solve the crisis. That’s why the Oklahoma City Bombing took place. They wanted to get the anti-terrorist bill passed through Congress.  […..] Whenever there is a crisis like the Twin Towers getting blown up, you had just better look behind the scenes to see what is really happening.  Why is this going on?  There’s a reason for it, okay, it’s all part of a plan. […..] [American] Civil War was intentionally done, World War Two, the Great Depression, all these things are planned ahead of time and they are orchestrated to […..] cause a particular response amongst the people."
 * http://media.drdino.com/sem/audio/mp3/danger2.mp3 @ 14:50 March 2003.

-10:29, 12 July 2015 (UTC)
 * When asked by the Judge were he lives, Hovind replied "I live in the church of Jesus Christ, which is located all over the world. I have no residence."
 * Pensacola News Journal, July 17, 2006.

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Hatori

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 13:10, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Hatori
This page was created and then blanked by in under a minute. I've reverted it to the non-blanked version, which doesn't include any quotes. Our speedy deletion policy doesn't permit the speedy deletion of pages where the author requests deletion by blanking, so I've brought it here. —LrdChaos 18:05, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (7 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 13:10, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 18:05, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 22:29, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 02:17, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 22:16, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 21:22, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 02:13, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:11, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/I'm a Weed: One Girl's Story of the Holocaust

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 13:10, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm a Weed: One Girl's Story of the Holocaust
Strictly a vanity entry. The article was most likely written by the author of the self-published book just as her wikipedia article was. My vote would be Delete Beaner1 21:41, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (6 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 13:10, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. This is a delicate situation, as the author is apparently a young woman who not only discusses her many serious psychological problems openly on the web, but has also resorted to emotional blackmail over (occasionally cruel) criticisms of its Wikipedia article in its nomination for deletion and on her deviantART website, possibly aided by a well-meaning but ill-advised attempt by an anonymous editor to bolster her spirits by defending her articles despite policy. Nevertheless, her work does not yet meet any Wikimedia notability guidelines, as she herself has recognized, as mentioned on her talk page. (In short, this book is self-published through Lulu Press ("Self-publishing for print-on-demand books", as its title page says), has an Amazon ranking below 2 million, and has no cited critical reviews or other notability factors.) Nevertheless, I wish her well with this and her other creative works, which may provide her a positive, cathartic outlet for her self-destructive feelings. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 22:48, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 00:25, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 21:22, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:12, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. —LrdChaos 14:31, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

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Poltergeist (1982 film)

Poltergeist is a 1982 film about a Southern California family whose home is haunted by a host of ghosts.
 * Directed by Tobe Hooper. Written by Steven Spielberg, Michael Grais, and Mark Victor.

They're Here. taglines

Carol Anne Freeling

 * They're Heeere.
 * Note: ranked #69 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Steve Freeling

 * No one's going in the kitchen 'til I know what's happening.
 * [bodies begin shooting out of his house & yard; to Teague] You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you?! You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES! WHY?! WHY?!

Diane Freeling

 * [to the Beast as he blocks her from entering the children's bedroom] No, don't touch my babies! NO!

Dr. Lesh

 * Parapsychology isn't something you master in. There are no certificates of graduation. No licenses to practice... I am a professional psychologist who spends most of my time engaged in this ghostly hobby, which makes me I suppose the most irresponsible woman of my age that I know.
 * It isn't over. I'm absolutely terrified... It's all the things that we don't understand. I feel like the proto-human coming out of the forest primeval and seeing the moon for the first time and throwing rocks at it.

Tangina Barrons

 * This house has many hearts.
 * Y'all mind hanging back? You're jammin' the frequencies.
 * Now, clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already.
 * Cross over, children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the light...there's peace and serenity in the light.
 * This house is clean.

Dialogue

 * Robbie: I don't like the tree, Dad.
 * Steve: That's an old tree, it's been around here a long time. I think it was here before my company built the neighborhood.
 * Robbie: I don't like its arms. [whispering] It knows I live here, doesn't it?
 * Steve: It knows everything about us, Rob, that's why I built the house next to it, so it could protect us: you and Carol Anne, and Dana and your mom and me ... That's a very wise old tree.
 * Robbie: It looks at me. It knows I live here.

 * Steve: Tomorrow, I'm going to call someone --
 * Diane: Oh yeah? Who, for instance? I already looked in the Yellow Pages. "Furniture Movers" we got; "Strange Phenomenon", there's no listing.

 * Steve: You know Teague, he won't take "Go to Hell" for an answer.
 * Diane: What are you going to do?
 * Steve: I'm gonna give him directions.

 * Diane: How long have you been investigating haunted houses?
 * Dr. Lesh: Mrs. Freeling, the determination as to whether your home is haunted is not very easy. [A heavy teapot slides across the table by itself in front of her] I -- what I meant to say was, it might very well be a poltergeist intrusion instead of a classic haunting.
 * [Light flashes twice]
 * Diane: There's going to be two more in a couple of seconds. They always come in pairs.
 * Dr. Lesh: Dr. Casey.
 * [Casey fails to photograph the light flashes]
 * Diane: You got to be quicker than that around here.
 * Steve: There's a difference?
 * Ryan: It's electrical. You can smell the charge.
 * Dr. Lesh: Poltergeist are usually associated with an individual. Hauntings seem to be connected with an area, a house usually.
 * Marty: Poltergeist disturbances are of fairly short duration, perhaps a couple of months. Hauntings can go on for -- years.
 * Diane: Are you telling me that all of this could just suddenly end at any time?
 * Dr. Lesh: Yes, it could, unless it's a haunting. But hauntings don't usually revolve around living people.
 * Diane: Then we don't have much time, Dr. Lesh, because my daughter is alive somewhere inside this house.

 * Ryan: Mr. Freeling, we'll record any psychotronic energy or event.
 * Dr. Lesh: Yes, Ryan photographed an extraordinary episode on a case in Redlands.
 * Ryan: That's right. It was a child's toy, a very small Matchbox vehicle. Rolled seven feet across a linoleum surface. The duration of the event was seven hours.
 * Steve: Seven hours for what?
 * Ryan: For the vehicle to complete the distance. Of course, this would never register on the naked eye. But I have it recorded on a time-lapse camera. It's fantastic.
 * Steve: -- Mm-hm --
 * [opens door to see objects flying around children's room]

 * Dr. Lesh: Would your family welcome a serious investigation of these disturbances by someone who can make first-hand observations?
 * Steve: Dr. Lesh, we really don't care about the disturbances -- the pounding and the flashing, the screaming ... the music. We just want you to find our little girl.

 * Diane: Uhhh ... this is probably going to be seem a little strange. We hear better on this channel, don't ask me why. Well, uh -- I guess I'll call her. Carol Anne? ... it's Mommy, sweetheart. We want to talk to you. Please answer me, baby. Please answer me. Please talk to me, bunny.
 * Marty: -- look at the dog --
 * Diane: Are you with us now? Can you... can you say hello to daddy?
 * Carol Anne: Hello, Daddy.
 * Steve: Hello, Sweetpea.
 * Diane: It's Mommy, sweetheart.
 * Carol Anne: Hello, Mommy.
 * Diane: Hello, baby. Can you see me? Can you see Mommy?
 * Carol Anne: Mommy? Where are you? Where are you?
 * Diane: We're home, baby. We're home. Can you find me? Can you find a way to us, baby?
 * Carol Anne: Mommy, where are you? I can't find you. I can't. I'm afraid of the Light, mommy. I'm afraid of the Light.
 * Dr. Lesh: Tell her to stay away from the light.
 * Diane: Maybe it's a way out --
 * Dr. Lesh: It is -- it is a way out, but not for her. Tell her, quickly.
 * Diane: Stay away from the light. The light is dangerous. Don't go near it. Don't even look at the light.
 * Carol Anne: Mommy, there's somebody here ... Mommy, somebody's coming. Mommy, help me, please! Get away from me. Leave me alone!
 * Diane: She just moved through me. My God, I felt her. I can smell her. It's her...She's all over me... She went through my soul.

 * Dr. Lesh: Some people believe that when you die, your soul goes to heaven.
 * Robbie: When Grandpa was dying, I looked at him in the hospital bed. And I was watching. But I didn't see anything go up out of him.
 * Diane: Well, his soul is invisible, Robbie. You couldn't see it.
 * Robbie: But how come Grandpa isn't there on television with Carol Anne?
 * Dr. Lesh: Some people believe that when people die, there's a wonderful light -- as bright as the sun. But it doesn't hurt to look into it. All the answers to all the questions that you ever want to know are inside that light. And when you walk to it, you become a part of it forever. (beat) And then, some people die but they -- don't know that they've gone.
 * Robbie: They think they're still alive?
 * Dr. Lesh: Yes. Maybe they didn't want to die. Maybe they weren't ready. Maybe they hadn't lived fully yet or they'd lived a long, long time and they still wanted more life. They resist going into that light, however hard the light wants them. They just -- hang around. Watch TV, watch their friends grow up -- feeling unhappy and jealous and those feelings are bad. They hurt. (beat) And then, some people just get lost on the way to the light, and they need someone to guide them to it.
 * Robbie: So some people get angry and throw things around - like in my bedroom?
 * Dr. Lesh: Yes. Just like in school. Like -- some kids are nice to you, some kids are mean.
 * Robbie: I got beat up once by three kids. They took my lunch money. Maybe they got hit by a truck and they're upstairs right now!

 * Dr. Casey: I was just about to check out the kids' bedroom, and I don't know, something took a bite out of me!
 * Robbie: You got bit?
 * Dr. Casey: Yeah, that or the worst muscle spasm in the world.

 * Tangina: I'd give my strongest feeling. The point of origin is in the child's closet upstairs.
 * Diane: Yes, I believe that too.
 * Tangina: Honey, are you gonna be strong for me and for your daughter? I can do absolutely nothing without your faith in this world and your love for the children.
 * Diane: I will, believe me I will.
 * Tangina: And will you do anything I ask, even if it comes contrary to your beliefs as a human being and a Christian?
 * Diane: Yes, I promise, please.
 * Tangina: There is no death. There is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness. Carol Anne is not like those she's with. She's a living presence in their spiritual, earth-bound plane. They're attracted to the one thing about her that's different from themselves. Her life-force - it is very strong. It gives off its own illumination. It is a light that implies life and memory of love and home and earthly pleasures, something they desperately desire but can't have anymore. Right now, she's the closest thing to that, and that is a terrible distraction from the real light that has finally come for them. Do you understand me? These souls who for whatever reason are not at rest are also not aware that they have passed on. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They're in a perpetual dream state, a nightmare from which they cannot wake. Inside this spectral light is salvation - a window to the next plane. They must pass through this membrane with friends who are waiting to guide them to new destinies. Carol Anne must help them cross over, and she will only hear her mother's voice. Now, hold onto your selves. There's one more thing - a terrible presence is in there with her. So much rage, so much betrayal. I've never sensed anything like it. I don't know what hovers over this house, but it was strong enough to punch a hole into this world and take your daughter away from you. It keeps Carol Anne very close to it and away from the spectral light. It lies to her. It says things only a child can understand. He's been using her to restrain the others. To her, it simply is another child. To us, it is the Beast. Now let's go get your daughter.

 * Tangina: You can't choose between life and death when we're dealing with what is in between. Now tell her before it's too late.
 * Diane: Run to the light, baby. Mommy is in the light.
 * Tangina: Tell her you're waiting for her.
 * Diane: Mommy's waiting for you in the light. [under her breath to Tangina] I hate you for that.

 * Tangina: Help me tie this around my waist.
 * Diane: What do you think you're doing?
 * Tangina: I'm going in after her.
 * Diane: She won't come to you. Let me go.
 * Tangina: You've never done this before.
 * Diane: Neither have you.
 * Tangina: [pause] You're right. You go.

 * Dana: Wh-What's happening? What's happening? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
 * Steven: [Drives up to his panicking older daughter] Dana! Get in the car!
 * Robbie: Daddy! Drive away! Drive away!
 * Diane: Steven, hurry!
 * Dana: Daddy!
 * [Dana dives into the back seat of the car]
 * Robbie: The house is coming! Faster! Faster!
 * Steven: Don't look back!

Taglines

 * From a dimension beyond the living, a terror to scare you to death.
 * They're here.
 * It knows what scares you.
 * Some things have to be believed to be seen.
 * The first real ghost story.
 * [from trailer] The house looks just like the one next to it, and the one next to that, and the one next to that. A young couple live in it, with their three children... and something more.
 * [from trailer] Now Steven Spielberg crosses a frightening new threshold, into a world within our own.
 * [from trailer] Its form is revealed. Its focus is clear. And the games are over.
 * [from TV spot] Don't adjust the television set. Your reception's fine. But in their new suburban home, the Freeling family has tuned into something beyond our world.
 * [from TV spot] All across the country, by 4am, TV screens go blank. The late night show is over. The Freeling home is different. Although nothing is on, something is there.
 * [from TV spot] You'll never look at your television set the same way again.

Cast

 * Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling
 * JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling
 * Beatrice Straight - Dr. Lesh
 * Dominique Dunne - Dana Freeling
 * Oliver Robins - Robbie Freeling
 * Heather O'Rourke - Carol Anne Freeling
 * Zelda Rubinstein - Tangina Barrons, Clairvoyant
 * Martin Casella - Dr. Marty Casey
 * James Karen - Mr. Teague

title: Poltergeist (1982 film)