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Kate Sheppard

Katherine Wilson Sheppard (10 March 1847 – 13 July 1934), born Catherine Wilson Malcolm, was a social activist in New Zealand. Her efforts helped make New Zealand the first country to give women the right to vote.

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 * Is it right that your mother, your sister... should be classed with criminals and lunatics... ? Is it right that while the gambler, the drunkard, and even the wife-beater has a vote, earnest, educated and refined women are denied it?... Is it right... that a mother... should be thought unworthy of a vote that is freely given to the blasphemer, the liar, the seducer,and the profligate?
 * Is it right? (1892)

 * The news is being flashed far and wide, and before our earth has revolved on her axis every civilized community within the reach of the electric wires will have received the tidings that civic freedom has been granted to the women of New Zealand. … It does not seem a great thing to be thankful for, that the gentlemen who confirm the laws which render women liable to taxation and penal servitude have declared us to be "persons"… We are glad and proud to think that even in so conservative a body as the Legislative Council there is a majority of men who are guided by the principles of reason and justice, who desire to see their womenkind treated as reasonable beings, and who have triumphed over prejudice, narrow-mindedness and selfishness.
 * Statement after the New Zealand legislature gave women the right to vote (September 1893)

 * In Wellington is every year assembled a National Council of men, which holds a session lasting several months... From that Council women are excluded. … Under these circumstances a National Council which largely represents the thinking and working women of the colony (and which, it may be remarked, costs the country nothing) becomes a necessity. I trust the day is not far distant … when the necessity for men's councils and women's councils, as such, will be swept away.
 * Address in Christchurch, at the second annual conference of the National Council of Women of New Zealand (1897)

 * All that separates, whether of race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome.
 * As quoted in Women, Politics, And Power : A Global Perspective (2007) by Melanie M. Hughes, p. 47

 * We are tired of having a 'sphere' doled out to us, and of being told that anything outside that sphere is 'unwomanly'. We want to be natural just for a change … we must be ourselves at all risks.
 * As quoted in her profile at The New Zealand Edge

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Talk:Ned Kelly

Hello, I've just added numerous significant recorded quotes from Ned Kelly's final trial - documented exchanges between Ned Kelly and Sir Redmond Barry, which are to be found here - http://www.ironoutlaw.com/html/trial.html - I hope my use of the Wiki interface and headings is okay - obviously I will appreciate your improving the layout and sub-headings. Sorry to still be learning the html and interface details - but hope the documented info I've added here makes up for my failings in layout! Aus Chia 15:42, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

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 * Surrender be buggered.

 * Such is Life. (Reported at the time by two newspapers, The Age and The Herald, but disputed in the diary of Ned Kelly's gaol warden, who was closer than than the journalists present when Ned Kelly was hung.
 * Variant: Ah Well, I suppose it has come to this...Such Is Life.

 * A day will come in a bigger court than this when we will see who is right or wrong.

 * Yes, I will see you where I go.

 * I've never killed a man, but if I do, so help me God, you'll be the first!

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Talk:HK-47

I love HK. does this work???

I love him too.

HK-47 NEEDS to be in the third game

<3 the dark humour of HK-47. Never delete this page!

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Brett Favre

Brett Lorenzo Favre (born October 10, 1969, in Gulfport, Mississippi) is an American former professional football player who was a quarterback in the National Football League (NFL), spending the majority of his career with the Green Bay Packers. He was a 20-year veteran of the NFL, having played quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons in 1991, the Packers from 1992 to 2007, the New York Jets in 2008, and the Minnesota Vikings from 2009 to 2010. Favre was the first NFL quarterback to pass for 500 touchdowns, throw for 70,000 yards, complete 6,000 passes, and attempt 10,000 passes.

Quotes

 * It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak.

 * I really believe this team has a lot of potential — whether it's this year or in years to come, I don't know.

 * With each game I play, with each season I play, I'm running out of chances... you're never guaranteed next year. You're never guaranteed the next game. You have to seize the opportunity when it's there in front of you.

 * I'm pretty boring really.

 * I'd like to think, eight years ago, I was pretty humble and modest. But I think, with each year, you get more modest, more humble, more appreciative. The off the field tragedies put things in better perspective, but life happens to everybody, and I think we all just try to do the best we can.
 * Yip cabbage on three!
 * Yip cabbage on three!

 * I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired,"
 *

Quotes about Favre

 * You can call it a miracle or a legend or whatever you want to. I just know that on that day, Brett Favre was larger than life.
 * Alabama coach Gene Stallings

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 * Sex without pain is like food without taste.
 * Attributed to Marquis de Sade

 * The safeword is the word you use in S/M sex that means "stop"; ... it's something innocuous, like "red", "blue", "tree", "table", whatever, so I said to my friend Bucky, who was teaching me about safewords, "But Bucky, what happens if you forget the safeword? Red, blue, green, yellow, onomatopoeia, front-loading dishwasher, what?!" She said, "Maggie, you say 'I forgot the safeword, you idiot!'" ~ Maggie Cassella

 * "Those who can't hear the music think the dancers are insane."

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 comedy film about two marijuana dealers' attempt to stop a movie about themselves from being made.
 * Written and directed by Kevin Smith.

Hollywood had it coming (taglines)

Jay

 * Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Holy shit, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? [shouts] What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. Maybe it's a conspiracy like in The X-Files... Roswell style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey — the monkey will spank us. [Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today!] And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry "You maniacs! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!"
 * Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mother mother fuck, Mother mother fuck fuck, Mother fuck mother fuck, Noise, noise, noise. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Noise, noise, noise. Smoking weed, smoking whizz, Doing coke, drinking beers, Drinking beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts! Rolling blunts and smoke the b...
 * 15 bucks, little man, Put that shit in my hand If that money doesn't show Then you owe me, owe me, owe
 * Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
 * What the fuck is The Internet?
 * What? I have a wiping problem. I stick those little pieces of paper up my brown eye, and BAM! No shit stains on my undies. What, you don't believe me? Let me show you. Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks so you can see the fucking stink nuggets!
 * All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is making the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made them eat. Then all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
 * (While humping Silent Bob's leg) I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing the monkey! Stealing the little monkey!
 * (On videotape) I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. No one rules a C.L.I.T. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the C.L.I.T. commander! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
 * (After being told he is wearing pansy red booties) Holy fuck I am wearing pansy red booties! Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

Silent Bob

 * [grabs Jay and yells at him] THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID "Critters of Hollywood"! YOU DUMB FUCK!
 * [to Banky] Oh, but I think it is. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember, for likeness rights? And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also the character basis for your intellectual property, Bluntman & Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky... you are in breach of the original contract. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.

Holden

 * Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupations are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? [gestures to Silent Bob] I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out "When, Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foulmouthed little chucklehead, to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord? When? When's gonna be my time?"
 * A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that? [Holden, Jay, and Silent Bob look out into the audience]
 * It's nights like this, when I miss dating a lesbian...

Brodie

 * [to a customer who is bending a comic book's spine] It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.
 * Here's the pulse, alright, and here's your finger far from the pulse jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Brent

 * [trying to compose a protest song] Hey, Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...

Dialogue

 * Banky: Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi, I'm Banky--
 * Jay: Banky fucking Edwards! Just the motherfucker we came to see.
 * Banky: Holy shit, what the fuck are you guys doing here?

 * Banky: Stop the movie? Are you crazy?
 * Jay: All these assholes on the Internet are calling us names because of this fucking stupid movie.
 * Banky: That's what the Internet's for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that!

 * Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
 * Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do. But Miramax, you know, Miramax Films, paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman & Chronic. So it occurs to me that people bad-mouthing you on some website, IS NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!
 * Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is.

 * Customer: Are you even supposed to be here today?
 * Dante: Don't get me started.

 * [Jay and Silent Bob are in a van called "The Mystery Machine" with the Mystery Inc. gang as Scooby barks twice]
 * Jay: Zoinks, yo.
 * Fred Jones: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are!
 * Velma Dinkley: I don't think they are masks.
 * Daphne Blake: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either.
 * Velma Dinkley: GHOULS, you fucking moron, not girls. [Daphne gets offended] But I wish they were hitchhiking girls, sexy hitchhiking girls.
 * Fred Jones: Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve!
 * Shaggy Rogers: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in the neckerchief!
 * Fred Jones: [grabs Shaggy by the shirt] Keep it up, beatnik. I'll feed ya to the fucking dog!
 * Daphne Blake: [covers her ears] I CAN'T TAKE OFF THIS FIGHTING!
 * Jay: YO! [the gang calms down] Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... [holds up a Ziploc bag of cigarettes] DOOBY SNACKS!

 * Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot. Requesting backup.
 * Echo Base: [on Gordon's walkie-talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.
 * Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: No, sir. A 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
 * Echo Base: Oh, that Affleck!

 * [Jay and Silent Bob recognize Jason Biggs in a Silent Bob costume and James Van Der Beek in a Jay costume]
 * Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you that guy that fucked the pie?
 * Jason Biggs: See, man? [takes his fake beard and fake mustache off] You see, it's never... It's never "Hey! Hey, you were in Loser, weren't ya?" or "Dude, you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie. [throws them and his Silent Bob hat and wig to the ground] HAUNTED by it!
 * James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie?
 * Jason Biggs: Enough! [sighs] Jason Biggs.
 * Jay: Yo, man. Did you really get the third base with that Russian chick like in the movie?
 * Jason Biggs: You mean Shannen? No.
 * Jay: Man, she is fucking fine. If I was you, I would've been like... [does some gestures] Ooh. [softly] Just like that. Like that? [to Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek] What, you never did one of these? [pretends he's making out] Wait, wait.
 * James Van Der Beek: [takes his Jay hat and wig off] Done plenty of that, my friend.
 * Jay: Holy shit, you're the Dawson!
 * James Van Der Beek: James, actually. James Van Der Beek.

 * [A group of security guards run onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]
 * Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Sorry, sirs. Looks like we've got a 10-07 on our hands.
 * Matt Damon: Jesus. Again, Ben?
 * Ben Affleck: Go, bullshit! 'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha-ha!

 * Willenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
 * Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

 * Willenholly: [starts reading Jay and Silent Bob's letter] "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are ball-lickers. Gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we're..." They're going to Hollywood.

 * Justice: Hi, I'm Justice.
 * Jay: And I'm so fucking yours.
 * [Justice is repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]
 * Jay: Oh, hi. I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob.
 * Justice: It's nice to meet you.
 * Jay: Justice, that's a nice name...
 * [Aside, to Silent Bob]
 * Jay: Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g...

 * Devil Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha!
 * [looks down at Jay's erection]
 * Devil Jay: What the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kind of shit.
 * Devil Jay #2: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out. But we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip, boy...
 * [both devils disappear]
 * Angel Jay: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children...
 * [stops singing]
 * Angel Jay: Oh, sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here?
 * [looks down at Jay's erection]
 * Angel Jay: Oh, shit! Don't tell me you're thinking of whipping your dick out at this fine piece of woman, are you?
 * [Jay nods. Angel slaps him with his harp]
 * Angel Jay: Tell you what. Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's a good idea to whip your dick out.
 * [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head no]
 * Angel Jay: That's it, boy. Put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth, be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta go beat the shit out of two sucker-punchin' little bitches. Remember, don't pull your dick out 'til she asked. Or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
 * [disappears]

 * [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]
 * Jay: Just isn't the same, is it? This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? She is TOO fine! And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. She has a nice voice too. And that body? Fuckin' smokin'! You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her. Or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. You know, Lunchbox... she could be the one.
 * [Justice and the girls are inside the store]
 * Missy: Smooth move, Justice.
 * Chrissy: Nice going, four eyes.
 * [slaps Justice in the head]
 * Justice: Ow!
 * Sissy: Why the fuck did you let that little stoner throw Brent out of the van?
 * Justice: Oh, please. If I had to listen to one more of those stupid songs, I was gonna throw him out myself.
 * Sissy: We needed Brent, Justice. He was our patsy, remember?
 * Justice: We'll just find someone else. Besides, I didn't see you try to stop Jay from throwing him out.
 * Sissy: Yeah, I didn't wanna blow our cover.
 * Justice: Cover, schmover. You all hated his songs too.
 * Chrissy: Not as much as I hate you.
 * Sissy: We have a very simple gang here, Justice. I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn and Missy's the tech girl. But lately, I'm having a little trouble figuring out what you're doing here.
 * Chrissy: Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.
 * Sissy: Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They've gotta break into Provasik now.
 * Justice: Uh-uh.
 * Sissy: Uh-huh. You'll do it or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you.
 * Justice: Jay? No, he's not.
 * Sissy: What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron?
 * Justice: Well, maybe he just has manners.
 * [cut to Jay outside, hollaring at a woman walking past him]
 * Jay: Yo, baby, ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock] Yeeaah...!
 * Sissy: We've got about two hours before we get to Boulder. That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
 * Justice: I'm not gonna do it.
 * Sissy: Why the fuck not?
 * Justice: Because he's just so innocent! Look at him.
 * [Jay rubs his knee against the store window]
 * Sissy: Who's it gonna be, Jussie? Him or us?

 * Jay: [singing] I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey.
 * [laughs]
 * Jay: I'd known that shit earlier, man, I've been stealing monkeys since I was like seven and shit. Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me. Me and Justice are getting married one day, so don't be giving me no look like, "Oh, we ain't gonna steal the monkey, shit." I'm Morris Day, you're Jerome, bitch. Don't forget that. That girl, that girl's in love with me.

 * [Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]
 * Matt Damon: Just take it from "it's a good course".
 * Ben Affleck: What, so you're the director now?
 * Matt Damon: Shove it, Bounce boy, and just remember who talked who into this shit. I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing...
 * Ben Affleck: Hey, I'm sorry if I dragged you away from whatever gay serial killers who like to ride horses while they play golf touchy-feely picture you're doing this week...
 * Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?
 * Ben Affleck: You're like a child! What do I keep telling you? You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture... and sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [both look at the audience] And then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.
 * Matt Damon: Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.
 * Ben Affleck: See, that was just mean!

 * Willenholly: Oh, god. This is the last thing I needed. A bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off to liberal media that the Federal Wildlife Marshall office persecutes gays.
 * Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son, that's the ape!
 * Willenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now, is a political fiasco here, that I'm about to avoid by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. [on megaphone] You are free to leave, sirs! [Jay and Silent Bob point to each other questioningly] Yes, you sirs.
 * Jay: So we can just go?
 * Willenholly: Yes, sir. Please accept my apologies for detaining you and your unorthodox but constitutionally protected family unit.
 * Sheriff: Un-fucking-believable.
 * Willenholly: I might add, that's one fine-looking boy you're raising, there.
 * Jay: Hell yeah, that's 'cause he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours who I fuck on the side, so not to be all the way gay, but my tubby husband, here. He's 100% queer. He loves the cock.
 * Willenholly: Well, he certainly looks insatiable. Bye-bye.
 * Jay: Bye-bye.

 * Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman & Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.
 * Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.
 * Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?
 * Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Cast

 * Jason Mewes as Jay
 * Kevin Smith as Silent Bob
 * Shannon Elizabeth as Justice
 * Will Ferrell as Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly
 * Eliza Dushku as Sissy
 * Ali Larter as Chrissy
 * Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Missy
 * Ben Affleck as Holden McNeil / Himself
 * Matt Damon as Himself
 * Chris Rock as Chaka Luther King
 * Brian O'Halloran as Dante Hicks
 * Jeff Anderson as Randal Graves
 * Jamie Kennedy as Chaka's production assistant
 * Jason Lee as Brodie Bruce / Banky Edwards
 * Wes Craven as Himself
 * Mark Hamill as Himself / Cock-Knocker / Scooby-Doo
 * Marc Blucas as Fred Jones
 * Matthew James as Shaggy Rogers
 * Jane Silvia as Velma Dinkley
 * Carmen Llywelyn as Daphne Blake
 * Gus Van Sant as Himself
 * Diedrich Bader as Miramax Security Guard Gordon
 * Sean William Scott as Brent
 * Alanis Morissette as God
 * George Carlin as a hitchhiker
 * Carrie Fisher as a nun
 * Judd Nelson as a sheriff
 * Jon Stewart as Reg Hartner
 * Shannen Doherty as Herself
 * Tracy Morgan as Pumpkin Escobar
 * Jason Biggs as Himself / Bluntman
 * James Van Der Beek as Himself / Chronic
 * Scott William Winters as Himself / Clark

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Talk:QI

If anyone knows the exact wording of the "who is the goalkeeper of Arsenal?" sequence in the first Christmas special, I think it deserves to be added. - Have done the full General Ignorance for that episode: 86.16.154.174 22:56, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Does anyone know whether the answer "WE ARE" to the "Lords of Shouting" question triggered the klaxon and incurred a penalty as a predictable joke?
 * No, it didn't. Stephen actually awarded them five points each.

Citing sources necessary?
Hi, I'd really like some help and clarification about this. With posting quotes that are directly transcribed from the episode itself or a recording of said episode (and from no other sources), is it required that we cite the episode itself - even though the quotes are under the header of the episode number and/or title - and its broadcast date?

If it is indeed required, how exactly are the sources meant to be cited? I've gone through many of the citation pages, and I'm just plain lost.

 * The best way to start is to look at the template for a Television show article: Templates/TV shows. Although this template assumes the show in question is a drama rather than a panel show, it does show you how best to set out the quotes. QI is in fact not a badly set-out article at the moment, in comparison to some TV show articles.

 * Although a printed source is the best, because anyone else can check, there probably are no readily checkable printed sources for most TV shows, and I think most editors on Wikiquote would be realistic about what can be cited as a source. If you can remember a quote but not place the precise episode, just list it under 'Unidentified episode'; someone else may know, or it may turn up on a repeats channel, or the DVD may be released (series one is already out). Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 12:52, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

 * Hey, thanks for the information. I've checked out the template you linked to, and that's what I've been following for contributing to the page. I just wasn't sure if we had to cite where exactly we got the quotes for - for example, I've been taping each episode on its BBC Two broadcast for watching back for my own pleasure (at least until the DVD of Series D is released) - and so I wasn't sure if we had to refer to a specific episode's broadcast date.

Penicillin
Stephen Fry said that penicillin was discovered by a Mr. du Chenne (s). He noticed that camel riders rubbed mould from their leather saddles onto their inner thighs. The mould had a healing effect on skin sores caused by chaffing. Penicillin was "rediscovered" five years later by Fleming. I'm trying to find out where this story was sourced. And in fact if there is a site one can go to find more reference and/or info on any or all of the facts the show reveals

-May 2012

more information can be found in the following site

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(B_series) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Duchesne http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_penicillin

Votes for deletion?
I'd like to suggest here that this page on the TV series QI is voted on for immediate deletion, as being a subject fit to be deleted from Wikiquote for being an example of insufferably irrelevant trivia, and the more the better.

IP Address as shown 13 Sept. 2012

 * A case could be made based on the Quotability guideline. However, there seem to be a lot of people around here who believe that anything which is sufficiently silly must be timelessly brilliant. ~ Ningauble (talk) 14:50, 16 September 2012 (UTC)

Yes, and I can believe that without thinking about it! IP Address as shown 8:20, 23 Jan. 2017 (UTC)

Should not be noted for deletion. A small note....the re-re-re-re discovery of penicillin down the ages, noted from history to Duchesne and onto Pasteur cannot be deleted as the logic is sound, but the technology to detect certain bacteria was at the time unavailable ( also the original theory was discredited).

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Steel Magnolias

Steel Magnolias is a 1989 American comedy-drama film about a close-knit circle of friends whose lives come together in a beauty parlor in a small parish in modern-day Louisiana.
 * Directed by Herbert Ross. Written by Robert Harling, based on his 1987 play of the same name.

Sometimes laughter is a matter of life and death. (taglines)

Truvy Jones

 * Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.
 * Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the '80s. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

Shelby Eatenton Latcherie

 * I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

Louisa "Ousier" Boudreaux

 * I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

Clairee Belcher

 * Well, as somebody always said: if you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me!

Dialogue

 * Clairee: You made a very good catch, Shelby. Louisiana lawyers do well whether they want to or not!!
 * Shelby: Oh, l don't really care. Well, I mean, don't get me wrong. The money is real nice and all. But l just like the idea of growing old with somebody. My dream is to get old, and sit on the back porch, covered with grandchildren, and I'll say: No! and Stop that!
 * Truvy: [laughs] Are you gonna quit your nursin' job?
 * Shelby: Never! I love it! I love bein' around all those babies!!
 * M'Lynn: Drum and I both feel that she should not work after she gets married.
 * Shelby: Well I'm so anxious to discuss this topic for the 900th time this week!!
 * M'Lynn: You should not be on your feet all day!! You should be kinder to your circulatory system!!
 * Shelby: Ya know what you need in here, Truvy? You need a radio. Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background. It takes the pressure off of everybody feeling they have to talk so much.
 * Truvy: Oh, I used to have one, but I smalled it against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. Of course, I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome.
 * Clairee: A radio. What did I just hear—? Oh, yes! The Antilley family is sellin' KPPD! I wonder how much radio stations sell for.
 * Shelby: Miss Clairee. You should buy KPPD! You got plenty of money!
 * Clairee: What would I do with a radio station? Oh, business never interested me. Lloyd took care of all that stuff. Shelby, I hope you and Jackson will be as happy as Lloyd and I were. We had such a good time. Until November. Well, at least he hung on through the state playoffs.
 * Shelby: Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.
 * Clairee: Well, I really do love football, but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.
 * Truvy: What are your colors, Shelby?
 * Shelby: They're blush and bashful.
 * M'Lynn: Her colors are pink and pink.
 * Shelby: My colors are blush and bashful, Mama.
 * M'Lynn: How precious is this wedding gonna get, I ask you?
 * Shelby: My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.
 * M'Lynn: But the bridesmaids dresses, they are really beautiful.
 * Shelby: Ceremony will be too. The walls are banked with sprays of flowers, and my two shades of blush and bashful. Pink carpets especially laid out for my service, and pink silk bunting, draped over anything that would stand still.
 * M'Lynn: That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol!
 * Shelby: I like pink! Pink is my signature color.
 * Truvy: How many bridesmaids?
 * Shelby: Nine!
 * Truvy: Nine?! Good Lord!!
 * Shelby: Exactly. Mama made me have my cousins and Margie St. Maurice.
 * M'Lynn: Shelby, let's not go into this now! You know there was no way around it!
 * Shelby: It will be pretentious. And Daddy always says, An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
 * M'Lynn: The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.
 * Shelby: Mama, I wish you'd get off Daddy's back.
 * M'Lynn: Shelby, look, now l don't really wanna get into—
 * Truvy: Fill us in on the reception!!
 * Shelby: My reception! My reception! Ferns, dancing, tons of people! Every pink flower west of the Mississippi. Wedding cake in the dining room and the groom's cake... Hidden in the carport?
 * M'Lynn: Shelby and I, we agree on one thing.
 * M'Lynn and Shelby: The groomscake!!
 * Shelby: It's awful!! lt's in the shape of a giant armadillo.
 * Truvy: An armadillo?! You're jokin' right?
 * Shelby: No. Jackson wanted a cake in the shape of an armadillo. He's got an aunt that makes them.
 * Clairee: It's unusual.
 * M'Lynn: It's repulsive! It's got gray icing! I can't even begin to think how you make gray icing!
 * Shelby: Worse the cake part is red velvet cake. Blood red!! People are gonna be hackin' into this poor animal that looks like it's bleedin' to death.
 * M'Lynn: The rehearsal supper was a real experience.
 * Shelby: Mama, it wasn't that bad! It was out at Jackson's uncle's place on the river.
 * M'Lynn: Jackson comes from the good old Southern family with good old Southern values. Ya either shoot it, stuff it or marry it.
 * Shelby: They're simply outdoorsy, that's all.
 * Truvy: Did ya'll do anything especially romantic?
 * Shelby: We drove down to Frenchmen's Point and went parkin'!
 * M'Lynn: Oh, Shelby. Really!
 * Truvy: Oh, M'Lynn, leave her alone. This is my favorite part. This is the romantic part. Now, see, that's what really melts my butter.
 * Shelby: well, then we went skinny dipping, and we did things that frightened the fish.
 * Clairee: It's been a long time since we had a youngster in this place.
 * Shelby: We talked and talked and talked…
 * Truvy: I love those kinda talks in the arms of the man you love!
 * Shelby: Actually, we fought most of the time.
 * Truvy: You fought?
 * Shelby: Well, cause I told him I wouldn't marry him.
 * M'Lynn: What?!
 * Clairee: Why'd you go and do a thing like that?
 * Shelby: Oh, it's okay now. We worked it all out.
 * Truvy: Oh, it's probably one of those last minute jitter things.
 * Shelby: No, but the weddin's still on.
 * Truvy: Well, thank goodness. [pointing to Shelby's hairstyle] 'Cause this is going to be in the hairdo hall of fame.
 * Clairee: Shelby, you scared us. That wasn't a nice thing to do to your mama. You should never say something like that to a woman who's marinating fifty pounds of crab claws
 * Truvy: Oh, but the makin' up can be extremely romantic. I miss romance so much.
 * Clairee: Oh, Truvy, it can't be that bad.
 * Truvy: Oh really, now? Well, the last romantic thing my husband did for me was back in 1972. He enclosed this carport so that I could support him!
 * M'Lynn: Well, Truvy, now I think I have somethin' that could cheer you up. Drum and l have been plannin' to talk to your husband about buildin' a room on to our house.
 * Truvy: M'Lynn, are you serious? lf you give Spud a job, l'll give you hot oil treatments for the rest of your life! Annelle, this looks pretty good. I think you know what you're doin'.
 * Annelle: Thank you!! Mrs. Eatenton, you have great hair. And your scalp's as clean as a whistle.
 * M'Lynn: I try.
 * Truvy: Well, it must run in the family. This young'un's got the prettiest hair l've ever had my hands in. So thick. Well, just because l'm braggin' on you don't mean you can get lazy on me. Hold your head up, Shelby.
 * Shelby: Stop it!!
 * Truvy: Shelby? Shelby! M'Lynn!!
 * Clairee: I'll get some juice!!
 * M'Lynn: Truvy, there's some candy in my purse.
 * Truvy: I have some right here. [grabs a peppermint]
 * M'Lynn: Shelby. Shelby. Hold on. Clairee's getting you some juice. Shelby. Shelby. Shelby.
 * Truvy: Should I get her a cookie?
 * M'Lynn: No, juice is better.
 * Clairee: Here's the juice!!
 * M'Lynn: Shelby! Shelby, you need some juice. You need some juice.
 * Shelby: Stop it, Mama!
 * M'Lynn: Drink the juice.
 * Truvy: Please drink the juice.
 * Shelby: No! Stop it, Mama! l have some candy in my purse.
 * M'Lynn: No, you didn't bring your purse, sweetheart. You didn't bring your purse. No you didn't!! No, here you go. There you go. Drink some of this. lt's not any wonder with all this runnin' around and weddin' nonsense.
 * Annelle: Excuse me. Should l call the doctor or somethin'?
 * Truvy: No! No!
 * Clairee: She's a diabetic.
 * M'Lynn: She just has a little too much insulin, that's all. We'll get a little more in her. She'll be all right.
 * Shelby: lf you don't leave me alone, l'm gonna leave.
 * M'Lynn: Oh, I'd love to see you try!! Cooperate, please!!
 * Truvy: Honey, drink, please!!
 * M'Lynn: Come on, now. Thattagirl. Yes, yes, yes, yes. There you go. There you go. There, there. That's a start.
 * Clairee: This one hit her fast.
 * M'Lynn: Yeah. She's been so upset lately. Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment…children aren't possible.
 * Shelby: Don't talk about me like l'm not here.
 * M'Lynn: [slight laugh] Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's makin' some sense now. Yes, she is. This one was not bad at all. It was not bad at all. No, l think we needa little more juice.
 * Annelle: Could l do somethin' to help?
 * M'Lynn: No, no. She'll be fine. Don't fuss over her.
 * Clairee: Here, M'Lynn.
 * M'Lynn: Thanks.
 * Truvy: I'm really sorry about the children part, M'Lynn.
 * M'Lynn: I know. Shelby's afraid Jackson will be throwin' away his chance to have children.
 * Shelby: Jackson said: Shelby, don't be stupid. There's plenty of kids out there need good homes.
 * M'Lynn: Drink some.
 * Shelby: We'll adopt 10 of them. We'll buy them if we have to.
 * Clairee: Jackson sounds like good people to me.
 * Shelby: Oh Mama, I'm sorry!!
 * M'Lynn: That's all right, honey.
 * Shelby: I'm sorry!!
 * M'Lynn: lt's all right. lt's all over now. lt's all—You hold your juice.
 * Shelby: Okay.
 * M'Lynn: lt's all over. hold your juice.
 * Shelby: Okay.
 * M'Lynn: All right.
 * Shelby: Okay.
 * Truvy: You all right?
 * Shelby: Truvy, I'm sorry!!
 * Truvy: Oh, I'll fix it!! We'll fix it!!
 * Shelby: Okay. [drinks more juice] Okay.
 * Drum: What'd I do with my gun?
 * Jonathan: Well, where'd ya leave it?
 * Drum: How the hell do I know? Well, come on, we got work to do. Daylight's burnin'. Gotta get rid of some birds!!
 * Jonathan: Whoo!! Got the arrows, Daddy!!
 * Drum: All right, all right. Hey lookie here, lookie here!!
 * Tommy: Yeah, and I got the target!!
 * Drum: No, we're not goin target shootin', forget it.
 * Shelby: Miss Clairee, what cute shoes!
 * Clairee: Ya think so? I'm not so sure myself. They seem a little too racy for me. I'll probably give em away.
 * Truvy: Oh, they're just too cha-cha for words. if you decide to get rid of em, I'll buy em from ya.
 * Clairee: What size you wear?
 * Truvy: Well in a good shoe, I wear a size 6. But a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8.
 * Clairee: They're 8 and a half.
 * Truvy: Perfect!
 * Clairee: Lord, give us strength!!
 * Ouiser: Oh, God, come here, Rhett!!
 * Annelle: That is one ugly dog. What kinda dog is that?
 * Clairee: If it had hair, it'd be a St. Bernard.
 * Ouiser: This is it, I have found it, I am in Hell!!
 * Truvy: Good mornin, Ouiser.
 * Ouiser: Don't try to get on my good side, Truvy. I no longer have one! Come here, Rhett.
 * Truvy: You're a little early, ain't ya?
 * Ouiser: That is PRECISELY why I'm here! I've gotta talk to M'Lynn about her husband. He is a boil on the butt of humanity!
 * M'Lynn: I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten outta hand.
 * Ouiser: It's not your fault, M'Lynn. Ya know, l used to think you were crazy for marryin' that man. Then, for a few years, l thought you were glutton for punishment. Now l realize you must be on some mission from God.
 * Shelby: Miss Ouiser, Daddy isn't trying' to drive you crazy. He's tryin' to make my reception nice. His heart's in the right place.
 * M'Lynn: Ouiser, l know for a fact there will be no more gunshots.
 * Ouiser: But he was gonna fire a gun at me!!
 * M'Lynn: They're blanks. Drum would never, ever point a gun at a lady.
 * Ouiser: He's a real gentleman. l bet he takes the dishes outta the sink before he pees in it. (sees Annelle.) Who the hell are you?

 * Ouiser: I'm not speakin to you.
 * Drum: Oh, what a shame!
 * Ouiser: I mean it, Drum!!
 * Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake? [Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake] Thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.

 * Ouiser: I shouldn't have said that.
 * Clairee: Said what?
 * Ouiser: Back at Truvy's. I said I'd be better off when my body wears out. I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby. And I didn't mean that.
 * Clairee: Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.
 * Ouiser: But I feel bad, Clairee. I'm a terrible person.
 * Clairee: No, you're not. You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.
 * Ouiser: Yes. [looking shocked at how much pork and beans Clairee is putting in their cart] Clairee, this is just a gesture. We're not feedin' Drum till the end of time.
 * Clairee: Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.
 * Ouiser: That explains a lot. [she puts some back; cut to Annelle and Sammy's house, they're getting out of Sammy's truck]
 * Sammy: You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.
 * Annelle: But we don't have overnight!! And I wanted to take it to 'em before they leave for the hospital tomorrow!
 * Sammy: Then, let's cook somethin' else.
 * Annelle: I already bought all the stuff and it's in the "freezes beautifully" section of my cookbook. I wanna take somethin that freezes beautifully.
 * Sammy: Well, then, we'll make red beans and rice.
 * Annelle: Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
 * Sammy: Beer.
 * Annelle: I don't care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep liquor in mine. [dumps beer out in yard]
 * Sammy: Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sake!
 * Annelle: Who? Who did you say?
 * Sammy: Christ, Christ, Christ!
 * Annelle: Are you speaking of our Lord? Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
 * Sammy: That's the one.
 * Annelle: Well, I'm sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.
 * Sammy: Oh, Annelle, God damn it!
 * Annelle: I think we should pray.
 * Sammy: Oh, I'd rather eat dirt!

 * Truvy: How you holdin up, honey?
 * M'Lynn: I'm fine.
 * Clairee: It was a beautiful service.
 * Ouiser: The flowers were the most beautiful flowers I have ever seen!
 * M'Lynn: They were beautiful.
 * Annelle: Miss M'Lynn, it should make you feel a lot better that Shelby is with her King.
 * M'Lynn: Yes, Annelle, I guess it should.
 * Annelle: Then we should all be rejoicing.
 * M'Lynn: Well you go on ahead!! I'm sorry if I don't feel like it! I guess I'm a little selfish. I'd rather have her here.
 * Annelle: Miss M'Lynn, I don't mean to upset you by sayin' that. It's just that when somethin like this happens, I pray very hard to make heads or tails of it. And I think that in Shelby's case, she just wanted to take care of that little baby, and of you, of everybody she knew. And her poor little body was just worn out. It just wouldn't let her do all the things she wanted to. So she went on to a place where she could be a guardian angel. She will always be young, she will always be beautiful. And I personally feel much safer knowin' that she's up there on my side [M'Lynn turns to face Annelle] It may sound real simple and stupid and...Well maybe I am, but, that's how I get through things like this.
 * M'Lynn: Thank you, Annelle. I appreciate that. And it's a real good idea. Shelby, as you know, wouldn't want us to get mired down and wallow in this. We should handle it the best way we know how…and get on with it. That’s what my mind says. I wish somebody’d explain to my heart.
 * Truvy: Drum says you never left her side for a second.
 * M'Lynn: No.. I couldn't leave my Shelby. I just sat there and kept pushin' the way I always have where Shelby was concerned.... I was hopin' she'd sit up and argue with me. Finally we realized there was no hope. They turned off the machines. [Pause] Drum left.. couldn't take it. Jackson left. [slight laugh] I find it amusin'.. men are supposed to be made outta steel or somethin. I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. There was no noise. No tremble. Just peace. Oh God.. I realize as a woman how lucky I am! I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life.. and I was there when she drifted out of it. It was the most precious moment of my life... [sighs] I gotta get back. Has anybody got a mirror?
 * Truvy: Does anybody have a mirror? I don't know how you're doin on the inside honey…but your HAIR sure is holdin up beautiful.
 * M'Lynn: [looking in mirror, upset] Shelby was right! This IS a brown foot ball helmet!!!! [begins to cry]
 * Clariee: Ohh…honey are you okay?
 * M'Lynn: [crying] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. [screaming] I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I'm so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know why Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby will ever know how wonderful his mother was! Will he ever know what she went through for him? Oh God I wanna know why!! Why Lord, I wish I could understand! [in a firm tone] No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna hit somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna hit something! I wanna hit it hard! [continues sobbing]
 * Clairee: Here! [grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn] Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!
 * Ouiser: Are you crazy?!
 * Clairee: Hit her!
 * Ouiser: Are you high, Clairee?!
 * Truvy: Clairee, have you lost your mind?
 * Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX! Hit her!
 * Annelle: Miss Clairee, enough!
 * Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
 * Ouiser: [gets out of Clairee's grip] Let go o' me!
 * Clairee: M'Lynn, you just missed the chance of a lifetime! Half o' Chiquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser! [everyone, except Ouiser, starts laughing]
 * Ouiser: YOU ARE A PIG FROM HELL!! [Ouiser turns and walks away]
 * M'Lynn: Ouiser, don't leave!
 * Clairee: Ouiser! Ouiser, I was just kiddin'!! Come back!!
 * Annelle: [quietly laughing] Miss Clairee, that wasn't a very Christian thing to do.
 * Clairee: Oh, Annelle, ya gotta lighten up. [cut to Ouiser sitting on a bench, alone; Clairee tries to surprise her, but she steps on a twig, and Ouiser notices her]
 * Ouiser: Go away.
 * Clairee: Okay. All right, hit me, then. I deserve it.
 * Ouiser: You are evil and you must be destroyed.
 * Clairee: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.
 * Ouiser: Lloyd got a great deal of enjoyment at my expense when he was alive.
 * Clairee: Ouiser. You know l love you more than my luggage. [they start shoving each other]
 * Ouiser: All right. [they continue shoving each other] This is my bench! Get off my bench!! Get off my…[Clairee falls off the bench] Good, now sit!! You are too twisted for color T.V., Clairee. Have your roots done. [cut back to the Eatonton house, Jonathan and Tommy are playing basketball; Annelle is bringing some cups of coffee to Truvy and M'Lynn who are watching Jack, Jr. who is sitting on a blanket and playing with his toys]
 * M'Lynn: l shouldn't have gone on the way l did. l made everybody cry. I'm sorry.
 * Truvy: Oh, don't be silly. Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion. Thanks, Annelle. [Annelle goes over to Jack Jr. to play with him]
 * M'Lynn: Maybe l should have an emotional outburst more often. Maybe l should start havin' them at home. Drum would be so pleased. [Clairee and Ouiser approach the other woman, and they've clearly made up]
 * Ouiser: I have feelins'.
 * Clairee: Of course you do.
 * Truvy: Well, l'm glad to see the two of you made up.
 * Clairee: Ouiser can never stay mad at me. She worships the quicksand l walk on. [Ouiser hugs M'Lynn]
 * Ouiser: M'Lynn, you're in my prayers, honey. [looks at a shocked Annelle] Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
 * Annelle: I have suspected this all along!
 * Ouiser: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches! One of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
 * Annelle: Not on your first visit!
 * Clairee: Very good, Annelle! Spoken like a true smart-ass! [Jack Jr. has Annelle's picture in his mouth]
 * Annelle: Oh, what are you doin? Are you eatin my picture? [Ouiser and Clairee approach Drum, who's talking to Sammy]
 * Drum: [to Sammy] Then I guess we can't talk about it. [Ouiser sticks her hand like a knife into Drum's back, as a sign of sympathy; Drum watches her walk away with Clairee; M'Lynn puts Jack Jr. into a tree swing]
 * M'Lynn: Let's get in the swing, shall we? Get our feets in there. There we go. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on!
 * Annelle: Miss M'Lynn, l don't know if this is the right time or place but l wanted to tell you that Sammy and l have decided if this baby's a girl we'd like to name it Shelby since she was the reason we met in the first place. If you don't mind.
 * M'Lynn: Shelby would love that. I'm tickled pink. [softly] Pink.
 * Truvy: Well, what are you gonna name it if it happens to be a boy? [Truvy looks down at Jack Jr. with a big smile]
 * Annelle: Shelby I guess.
 * M'Lynn: That's how it should be. Life goes on. [cut to a year later, parents are helping their children in the Easter egg hunt, including Jackson and Jack Jr. Annelle and Sammy approach the party; Sammy is wearing an Easter bunny costume]
 * Sammy: I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life!!
 * Annelle: We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant, okay?
 * Spud: Go on now, keep those eyes closed, or I'm'a staple em shut!!
 * Truvy: They're closed!! What is it?!
 * Spud: Keep em closed!!
 * Truvy: Okay. Now?
 * Spud: Ready?
 * Truvy: Yep!
 * Spud: Keep em shut. Okay, open em up!!
 * Truvy: All right. [gasps when she sees Spud has opened a shop called Truvy's West, a new addition that connects with her beauty spot] l don't believe it! I'm a chain!! Oh, Spud!! [Truvy kisses Spud, then they hug. Cut Annelle, putting the head of the Easter Bunny costume on Sammy's head]
 * Sammy: Jesus!!
 * Annelle: Oh, lighten up!! Now you just burst through those bushes and hop over to where the kids are, okay?
 * Sammy: What bushes?! I can't see shit!!
 * Annelle: Over there!!
 * Sammy: "Over there!!" I'm an adult, ya know!! I'm not a 5-year-old!!
 * Jonathan: On your mark. Get set. Go!
 * Clairee: Okay, Jack, Jr. l'm gonna tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young gal named Shelby. And Shelby had a lovely, kind and wonderful good fairy named Clairee. But there was also a horrible, evil, ugly witch named Ouiser!!
 * Ouiser: I hate these stupid neighborhood things.
 * Owen: No one's twistin' your arm to keep you here.
 * Ouiser: Well, l have to be sociable.
 * Drum: Hey, Rhett's here! Let's connect the bald spots.
 * Ouiser: Drum. Eat, shit, and die! Hello, M'Lynn!
 * M'Lynn: Ouiser, Owen.
 * Drum: Good to see you too Ouiser, Owen. [Rhett starts barking at Drum] Come on, Rhett! Kill, kill!
 * Ouiser: Quit it, Drum. Stop eggin' him on!
 * Clairee: And everyone lived happily ever after. And the nasty, wicked, evil, wretched, horrible, mean Ouiser was never heard from again. Now, it's almost time for the Easter Bunny. Run on down!! [Ouiser sees Jack Jr., and kneels down to say "hi"]
 * Ouiser: [laughs] Hi, Jack! You remember me? It's your old pal Ouiser! [Jack Jr., having heard Clairee's story, gets scared, then starts to cry, then he hits Ouiser!; yells] Jack!!
 * M'Lynn: Just a second, it's Jackson.
 * Ouiser: Jack, come here!! [Jack Jr. runs away, looking for M'Lynn; she finds and picks him up]
 * M'Lynn: Oh, Jack!! Sweetheart…
 * Aunt Fern: Is he all right??
 * M'Lynn: Yes, he's all right. [Annelle stands up, when, all of a sudden, she feels herself going into labor]
 * Annelle: [groans] Oh, Truvy!!
 * Truvy: Oh, honey, it's okay. lt's okay. Women have babies every day. M'Lynn!
 * M'Lynn: Annelle…
 * Truvy: Jonathan, quick! Get that Easter Bunny over here now!
 * Jonathan: Hey, Tommy, where's Sammy?
 * Tommy: He's over there.
 * Jonathan: Oh, excuse me!
 * Tommy: Why? What's going on?
 * Ouiser: What's the matter? What's wr-? Oh, my God! She's gonna have a baby!! Go get a doctor! Help! A doctor!
 * Clairee: This way, this way. Spud's Jeep is this way!! Come on!! Here, here! Get her in! [Jackson and Marshall help Annelle into Spud's Jeep; Truvy gets in after her]
 * M'Lynn: We'll find Sammy! We'll find Sammy! lt's all right, honey. We'll get Sammy.
 * Clairee: Drive careful!!
 * Louie: Come on, Sammy! Get your tail hoppin'!

Taglines

 * Sometimes laughter is a matter of life and death.
 * The funniest movie ever to make you cry.

Cast

 * Sally Field - Mary Lynn "M'Lynn" Eatenton
 * Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones
 * Shirley MacLaine - Louisa "Ouiser" Boudreaux
 * Daryl Hannah - Annelle Dupuy Desoto
 * Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher
 * Julia Roberts - Shelby Eatenton Latcherie
 * Tom Skerritt - Drum Eatenton
 * Sam Shepard - Spud Jones
 * Bill McCutcheon - Owen Jenkins
 * Ann Wedgeworth - Aunt Fern Thornton
 * Dylan McDermott - Jackson Latcherie
 * Kevin J. O'Connor (actor) - Sammy Desoto
 * Tom Hodges - Louie Jones
 * Jonathan Ward - Jonathan Eatonton
 * Knowl Johnson - Tommy Eatonton

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User talk:Mzaramo

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User talk:Arcamenal

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User talk:Khurram~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Khurram. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Khurram~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:26, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:51, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Khurram~enwikiquote