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DuckTales (1987 TV series)

DuckTales (1987–1990) is an animated series produced by The Walt Disney Company based on Carl Barks' Uncle Scrooge comic book series about the adventures of Scrooge McDuck and his three grandnephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

Part I: Don't Give Up The Ship

 * Donald: Now, while I'm in the Navy, boys, you mind your Uncle Scrooge.
 * Huey: But he's so cheap!
 * Donald: Yeah. But he's family. Okay, Huey?
 * Huey: Yes, Uncle Donald.
 * Donald: No back talk, Dewey.
 * Dewey: No, Uncle Donald.
 * Donald: Louie, be good. And no spitballs.
 * Louie: Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.
 * Donald: Oh, and one more thing. Gimmie a hug!
 * [The nephews do so.]
 * Huey: Oh, we're really gonna miss you, Uncle Donald!
 * Donald: Aw. And I'm gonna miss you too.

 * Scrooge: Donald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it.
 * Donald: But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!
 * Scrooge: So I'll buy you a globe.

 * [The Beagle Boys have followed the nephews to Scrooge's candy factory]
 * Scrooge: You boys get out of here. I'll handle this.
 * Huey: [turning and saluting] No sir, Uncle Scrooge!
 * Dewey: [saluting] We're all in this...
 * Louie: [saluting] ...together!
 * Scrooge: Good lads!

Part II: Wronguay in Ronguay

 * Flintheart Glomgold: [answering the phone] Money talks, I listen. Speak!

 * [Surprising each other while searching for the treasure ship]
 * Glomgold: Scrooge!
 * Scrooge: Glomgold!
 * El Capitan: Los ninos!
 * Huey, Dewey and Louie: That guy!

Part III: 3 Ducks of the Condor

 * Launchpad: Big rubble, no trouble! Gyro tells me you need a pilot for an experimental plane.
 * Scrooge: What I need is my head examined.
 * Launchpad: Don't worry, Mr. McD. If it's got wings, I can crash it.
 * Scrooge: I hope my medical insurance is paid up.

 * Launchpad: Well, the engines are busted, but those condors gave me an idea! Trouble is...I don't know how to get 'er off the ground.
 * Donald: You leave that to me!
 * Launchpad: Great! You handle the takeoff!
 * Donald: Okay!
 * Launchpad: Things must be worse than I thought...I'm beginning to understand him!

Part IV: Cold Duck

 * Dewey: Be very very quiet. We're hunting Beakley.

 * Louie: [about girls] Webby's making friends with penguins while Uncle Scrooge is lost in the snow.
 * Mrs. Beakley: You know, we could backtrack the walrus' trail and find your uncle.
 * Louie: Er...yeah! We were just gonna say that!
 * Dewey: [to Huey] They must get smarter as they get older.

Part V: Too Much Of A Gold Thing

 * [After crashing the carrier into a river]
 * Dewey: We're caught in the current!
 * Scrooge: Looks like your runway is running away with us. Let's get back into the sky!
 * Launchpad: Don't worry. When the going gets tough, the harder they fall.

 * Webby: Gee! An escalator!
 * Mrs. Beakley: No, dear. This is an older model. We have to walk up these.

Send in the Clones [1.6]

 * Bigtime: Thanks for sneakin' us outta jail, Magica. We was gettin' bored waitin' for our time to run out!
 * Magica: How long was your sentence?
 * Bigtime: Life.

 * Scrooge: I didn't get rich by being stupid.

Sphinx for the Memories [1.7]

 * Donald: Nobody's going to make a king out of me and get away with it!

 * Louie: What are they doing to Unca Donald?
 * Scrooge: Whatever it is, it will be an improvement.

Where No Duck Has Gone Before [1.8]

 * Huey: Unca Scrooge, what's wrong?
 * Scrooge: Those movie people called.
 * Huey: That's good.
 * Scrooge: But they can't repay me in cash.
 * Louie: That's bad.
 * Scrooge: So instead they're giving me Duckburg Studios.
 * Huey, Dewey, Louie and Doofus: That's GREAT!

 * Scrooge: If Duckburg studios is going to survive, Major Courage is going to need a major overhaul.
 * Major Courage: Uh... How major?
 * Scrooge: Major major, Major.

 * [The Phoenix "set" takes off through the roof of the studio.]
 * Scrooge: What did you do?
 * Gyro Gearloose: Well, you said, "make it as real as I could," so I did.

 * Launchpad: Real heroes don't need cameras, they just do what needs to be done.

 * Scrooge: Hurry! We've got to warn them!
 * [in a fury, he smashes the instrument panel with his cane]
 * Scrooge: What's the matter? Don't we have a radio?!
 * Gyro Gearloose: Well, yes... and no.

 * Scrooge: I'm warning you, Courage! Turn that ship around and get my nephews, or you'll never work in this town again!
 * Major Courage: Forget it, McDuck! Remember, I've got a five-year contract.
 * Scrooge: YOU...! YOU...!
 * [he raises his cane, Gyro grabs it]
 * Gyro Gearloose: Not the radio!

 * [The Cronk ship closes in on the Phoenix.]
 * Scrooge: There goes the picture again!
 * Gyro Gearloose: Please, allow me.
 * [He takes Scrooge's cane and smashes the radio.]

Armstrong [1.9]

 * Scrooge: You know what I like about gold? I have a lot of it!

 * Armstrong: I am Armstrong. I am your friend.

 * Scrooge: Why no marshmallows in my hot chocolate?
 * Duckworth: [clears throat] It's inefficient, sir.
 * Scrooge: Efficiency has its place but NOT in my hot chocolate.

 * Scrooge: No battery-operated tin can dictator is going to stop me!
 * [gets shocked]
 * Gyro Gearloose: Nothing can stop him!

Robot Robbers [1.10]

 * Scrooge: [About newspapers] I just love looking through the Business section. My name's on every page.

 * Bankjob: We gotta get out of here!
 * Beagle Boys: YEAH!
 * Bankjob: We gotta get out of here!
 * Beagle Boys: YEAH!
 * Bankjob: We gotta get out of here and into Scrooge's money bin!
 * Beagle Boys: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

 * Glomgold: I have to rebuild half the city, and I can't use my robots!
 * Scrooge: McDuck Construction will be glad to handle the job for you.
 * Glomgold: How much will that cost?!
 * Scrooge: How much you got?
 * Glomgold: Scrooge McDuck, you're a low-down ruthless rat!
 * Scrooge: What can I say, Flintheart? You bring out the best in me.

Magica's Shadow War [1.11]

 * Huey: It's a shadow thief!
 * Scrooge: After him! Er.. her! Er.. it!

 * Poe: Shadow took over, locked Magica in a closet! Free her!
 * Scrooge: Free that-that-that WITCH?! Never! It serves her right! She can stay locked in 'til Doomsday and it would be just ducky with me.
 * Huey: But if she gets rid of that shadow...
 * Dewey: We can't keep these lights on forever.
 * Louie: Think of the electric bill.
 * Scrooge: You have a point. Okay, let's go.

Master of the Djinni [1.12]

 * Scrooge: Still a cheater, eh, Glomgold?
 * Glomgold: I look at it this way: Why not?

 * [To Scrooge and Glomgold, disguised as harem girls.]
 * Sultan: How did two camel humps like you become part of the finest harem in the land?
 * Scrooge: 2-for-1 sale?

 * Shawebizad: [after telling a long story] Hurry! They're asleep!
 * Scrooge: [sarcastic] Oh, I can't imagine why.

Hotel Strangeduck [1.13]

 * Louie: It sure is dark in here.
 * Huey: I wonder where the light switch is.
 * Louie: Hey, I found a candle!
 * Dewey: Anybody got a match? [The "ghost" lights it for them.]
 * Louie: T-t-thank you. Now we know which way to run.
 * Huey, Dewey and Louie: YAAAAH!

 * [Scrooge and the boys walk down a secret staircase to the basement]
 * Huey: Wonder where this goes.
 * Scrooge: Looks like it goes around the corner. [they go through a tunnel and the fire touches his fingers; yelps as the light goes out] Curse me kilts! That was my last one!
 * Dewey: Hey. What's this? [pulls a string and turns on a lightbulb]
 * Louie: Looks like a lightbulb.
 * Scrooge: Good work, lads.

 * Huey: Hey, why would a ghost need to use a door?
 * Dewey: Is that a riddle or a knock-knock joke?

The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan [1.14]

 * Webby: You're so smart, Uncle Scrooge.
 * Scrooge: Thanks, darling. And wasn't it smart of you to notice?

 * Launchpad: You guys gotta think positive!
 * Huey: But, Launchpad, Webby's lost, Unca Scrooge is lost, we're lost...
 * Louie: ...and there's a monster in these caves trying to get 'em.
 * Launchpad: C'mon! There must be something positive about all this.
 * Dewey: If we don't keep moving, we're going to freeze to death.
 * Launchpad: There you go!... You gotta keep a stiff upper lip, Louie.
 * Louie: That's easy. It's frozen.

Duckman of Aquatraz [1.15]

 * Dewey: Look! We know Unca Scrooge didn't steal that painting, right?
 * Louie: Yeah! He only likes little paintings of presidents. The ones on dollar bills.

 * Mr. Oink: That is enough, Mr. McDuck?!

 * [Scrooge is arm-wrestling the other inmates in quick succession]
 * Scrooge: [wins] Next. [wins] Next. [wins] Next.
 * Mad Dog McGurk: [rubbing his hand] How'd you get so strong, McDuck?
 * Scrooge: By lifting moneybags.
 * Prisoner: I lifted some moneybags once... right before they threw me in here.

The Money Vanishes [1.16]

 * Scrooge: Until tomorrow, my beautiful cash. Good night, sleep tight and don't let inflation bite.

 * Bigtime: It'll take a whole night of back-breaking work, aching muscles, dirt and sweat. [Passes the shovel to his brothers] You guys better get started.

 * Dewey: Go ahead, Beagle Boys, take my ray!

Sir Gyro de Gearloose [1.17]

 * Dewey: I think we came at a bad time.
 * Gyro: Hi, boys. What can I do for you three?
 * Louie: Uh… Nothing, Gyro. We just came by to say hi. [he and Dewey glare at Huey]
 * Huey: Yeah. Hi!

 * Moorloon: [tapping a magnet against a wooden table] Work, work, work!

Hero for Hire [1.19]

 * Launchpad: [talking to Doofus during a ransom call] Did they hurt you?
 * Doofus: [crying] They tortured me, Launchpad!  They ate my pancakes!
 * Launchpad: [under his breath] Those rats!

 * [Launchpad decides not to tell the police anything after receiving a threatening phone call from the Beagle Boys]
 * Judge: Now what were you here about, son?
 * Launchpad: [quickly and nervously]  I just wanted to tell you a joke: I knew a burglar who was so successful, he stopped makin' house calls.  A yuk-yuk.  [hurries away]
 * Judge: Yuck is right.

 * Launchpad: [to Ma Beagle] I'm lookin' for my friend Doofus, chubby little kid, about the size of this lamp.  [motions to Doofus, who is tied up with a lampshade on his head]

 * Babyface: [after he, Bankjob, and Bugle go flying out of Ma Beagle's car and into a paddy wagon] See what happens when you don't wear your seat belts?

 * Launchpad: Surprise, Mr. McD!
 * Scrooge: [happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!

Maid of the Myth [1.21]

 * Viking 1: Feeding the prisoners to the sharks isn't any fun.
 * Viking 2: It is for the sharks!

Pearl of Wisdom [1.25]

 * Yardarm: [to Sharky] A plan worthy of a master criminal — all you're missing is a little diabolical laughter.

Earth Quack [1.29]

 * Webby: Uncle Scrooge?
 * Scrooge: [waking up from his nightmare] Huh? What?
 * Webby: You were having a nightmare in the middle of the day!
 * Scrooge: Aye! And what a horrible, uh, daymare it was, darling.
 * Huey: What were you dreaming about, Uncle Scrooge?
 * Scrooge: Earthquakes. There was another one yesterday.
 * Dewey: But none of them were anywhere near Duckburg.
 * Scrooge: They were in my dream, under my money bin, to be exact.
 * Webby: Aw, dreams don't mean anything, Uncle Scrooge, unless they come true.
 * Scrooge: Aye, and that's why I have Gyro Gearloose dreaming up some safety measures.

Home Sweet Homer [1.30]

 * Scrooge: Your Uncle Donald's done something right for a change. By accident, of course.

 * Sirens: [chanting] Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, come to us while there's still time. Golden ducky ever bold, look into our eyes of gold.

Micro Ducks from Outer Space [1.32]

 * Commander: [giving him massive jewels] Is it a deal, Mr. McDuck?
 * Scrooge: It's a deal.

 * Scrooge: [Giving a sugar cube to Twitchy] Here you go, Twitchy. It will be our little secret.

Part I: A Drain On The Economy

 * [referring to Glomgold's way of bailing the Beagles out of prison]
 * Bouncer: Ain't it a little early for Thanksgiving?

 * Louie: [on Scrooge] I think those Beagle Boys have finally driven him nutso.
 * Dewey: Knock it off! Uncle Scrooge is perfectly sane!
 * Scrooge McDuck: [singsong] Yoo-hoo! Laddies! I've something to show you!
 * [They enter the bin, and see Scrooge has rigged a giant artillery cannon to the door.]
 * Dewey: Right, no mental problems here.

 * Scrooge McDuck: [going crazy] No, no! Beagle Boys! Hide money! Win contests! Pretty fruit!
 * Dewey: Snap out of it, Uncle Scrooge! We need you! [throws a wad of cash at Scrooge's head]
 * Scrooge McDuck: Thanks, Dewey. I needed that.
 * Dewey: You're all right!
 * Scrooge McDuck: Yes, and I've figured out how to save my money from the Beagle Boys!
 * Huey, Dewey, and Louie: You do?
 * Scrooge McDuck: Yes! I'll give it to them!
 * Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Say what?

Part II: A Whale Of A Bad Time

 * Scrooge: [upon hearing that one of his cargo boats has vanished] A sea monster ate my ice cream! [he continues to shout this again and again as he flails crazily on the breakfast table]
 * Mrs. Beakley: That must've been some ice cream.
 * Huey: [holding down Scrooge] No, you don't understand! This wasn't ice cream! This was half his fortune!

 * Security guard: I don't care if you're Frosty the Snowman's sisters. Mr. McDuck left explicit instructions for nobody to be let in, and that means you nobodies, too!

Part III: Aqua Ducks

 * Scrooge McDuck: Morons. I've got morons on my team.

 * [The ducks are imprisoned in an undersea city.]
 * Launchpad McQuack: Say, why don't we find ourselves some spoons and dig our way out of here?
 * Scrooge: Launchpad, how did you ever manage to survive childhood?

Part IV: Working For Scales

 * Scrooge: They didna pop! The balloons didna pop!
 * Gyro Gearloose: Steel velvet.
 * Scrooge: Gyro! Sometimes I'm almost tempted to give you a raise!
 * Gyro: Why, thanks, Mr. McDuck...! I think.

 * Scrooge: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
 * Flintheart Glomgold: Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

Merit-Time Adventure [1.40]

 * Captain Mallard: My first mate Quackerbill was swallowed alive, which means he no longer is. You all sailed with good old Quackerbill! Remember what he always used to say?
 * Entire Room: ARRR...
 * Captain Mallard: Besides that!

The Golden Fleecing [1.41]

 * Scrooge: [About Launchpad] It's no wonder he doesn't wear a crash helmet. What's to protect?

 * Triplets: Don't worry. Launchpad taught us everything he knows about flying.
 * Scrooge: Now I'm worried.

Time Teasers [1.43]

 * [Huey restarts time after thwarting the robbery]
 * Babyface: Hey, the money!
 * [the officer gets up and starts blasting his pistol at the Beagle Boys]
 * Bankjob: Wha-?! How'd he get loose?!  Eh, take this copper!
 * [but instead of the pistol, he has a hot dog, which splatters out of his hand]
 * Babyface: Huh?!
 * Bankjob: Let's get out of here!
 * [the Beagle boys trip and fall over due to their shoes being tied together]
 * Babyface: Yow!
 * Bankjob: Oof!
 * Babyface: What the..!
 * Bankjob: Aah!
 * [they squirm towards their car while the officer continues firing at them]
 * Louie: Gee, they got away.
 * Huey: Well, at least we stopped the robbery.

 * Bankjob: You broke it, you dimwit!

 * [after Scrooge explains their plan]
 * Bankjob: Hey! How come we gotta be the ones to stay behind and keep 'em busy?
 * Scrooge: Because you're too stupid to hook up Gyro's time tub!
 * Bankjob: All right, all right, just asking.

Raiders of the Lost Harp [1.45]

 * Magica: "Open!" says me.

 * Magica: Give key to me or... [she turns into a sumo wrestler] I give big headache to you!

Scroogerello [1.47]

 * Scrooge: And to show his appreciation, old Scrooge McDuck is taking you all out to the finest hamburger stand in Duckburg!
 * Webby: Can we order fries?
 * Scrooge: You can even order hamburgers!

Double-O-Duck [1.48]

 * [repeated lines]
 * DIA Director: Lunchpail...
 * Launchpad McQuack: Launch-pad!
 * DIA Director: Whatever.

Luck O' the Ducks [1.49]

 * [After Webby reveals the booby-trap that would have buried Scrooge alive.]
 * Scrooge: I... Webigail, I don't know what to say.
 * Launchpad: I know what you're trying to say, Mr. McDee. She was right, you were wrong. She was wise, you were a fool. [ticking off on his fingers] You were greedy, selfish, rude, a great big mean...
 * Scrooge: We get the idea, Launchpad!

Duckworth's Revolt [1.50]

 * Scrooge: [about re-hiring Duckworth] All in favor, say "yea!"
 * Huey, Dewey, & Louie: YAY!
 * Scrooge: The "yays" have it!

Magica's Magic Mirror / Take Me Out of the Ball Game [1.51]

 * Launchpad: I can't break their little hearts, Mr. McDee — you do it!

Duck in the Iron Mask [1.56]

 * Scrooge: Easier than diving into my money bin!
 * Launchpad: Really? You gotta let me try that some time, Mr. McD.
 * Scrooge: No!
 * Launchpad: Right!

The Uncrashable Hindentanic [1.57]

 * Scrooge: [to Glomgold] Let's just say I'll invest a million in your company if I lose, and you invest a million in my company when I win.

 * Director: McDuck, if we crash, we'll sue you for-!
 * Carl Sagander: Billions and billions of dollars!

The Status Seekers [1.58]

 * Scrooge: [on being told that a ballroom is only for "important" people] Well, I don't know about status, but I own this hotel.

Nothing to Fear [1.59]

 * Mrs. Quackenbush: Oh, boys! Aren't you forgetting something?
 * Dewey: Our teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush!
 * Mrs. Quackenbush: You didn't do your homework, boys- and you know how I hate that!
 * [the nephews scream]
 * Louie: Whose idea was it not to do our homework?
 * Huey and Dewey: Yours!
 * Louie: Whose idea was it to listen to my idea?

 * Scrooge: Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.
 * [covers his face and sobs]
 * Huey, Dewey, Louie: [come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?
 * Scrooge: Lads?
 * Louie Duck: We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.
 * Scrooge: Leavin'?
 * Huey: Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?
 * Scrooge: Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...
 * [looks away]
 * Dewey: We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.
 * [they run to each other and hug]
 * Scrooge: Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.

 * Doofus: I was afraid you were a big banana!
 * Huey: Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!
 * Duckworth: [sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.
 * Scrooge: [examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

 * Dewey: It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.
 * Huey: But who would know that much about us?
 * [The door swings open, and evil version of Uncle Scrooge stands before them]
 * Nephews: Uncle Scrooge!
 * Evil Scrooge: Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners!  I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. [tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews] I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!
 * Louie: B-but how could you do all those things?
 * Evil Scrooge: I'm rich! I can do anything! [laughs evilly] And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!
 * Nephews: [crying] Uncle Scrooge!
 * Evil Scrooge: Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! [leaves]

Once Upon a Dime [1.61]

 * Scrooge: I learned the hard way that the bottom is where you start in life.

 * Scrooge: It was my first job, and I’ve never worked so hard in my life. Finally, I finished, and from the shine in his boots, I could see how tired I was. But it was worth it when he gave me this, my Number One Dime.

Spies in Their Eyes [1.62]

 * Seaman: What are your orders, admiral?
 * Admiral Grimitz: Somebody do something!

Till Nephews Do Us Part [1.65]

 * Webby: If Millionara offered me an apple in the forest, I sure wouldn't eat it!

 * Goldie: You say "I do", and I'll show you the breeze of my shotgun!

 * Goldie: You no-good varmint! I'll teach ya to lay eyes on another woman!

 * Launchpad: Oops! That darn eject button is always getting in the way!

Part II: The Duck Who Would Be King

 * Launchpad: Gee, she's nice. Do you think I made an impression?
 * Huey: What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?
 * Launchpad: All three.

 * Townspeople: THE GREAT ONE HAS CHOSEN! ALL HAIL SKOOGE!
 * Scrooge: That's Scrooge!
 * Townspeople: WHATEVER.

 * Bubba: Skooge home?
 * Scrooge: No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air?
 * Launchpad: It's in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help.
 * Bubba: Bubba help.
 * Scrooge: You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here.
 * Bubba: Bubba come?
 * Scrooge: No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come... Och, I'm starting to talk like him.

Part III: Bubba Trubba

 * Burger: Hey look, it's Ma! She musta broke outta jail!
 * Bouncer: That's not Ma; it's Bigtime.
 * Burger: Oh yeah; Ma's beard is darker.

 * Glomgold: [seeing Scrooge on the news] Quick, give me something to throw!
 * [Bouncer gives him a vase, which Glomgold throws into the TV]
 * Glomgold: AAH! That vase is worth a quarter-million dollars!
 * Bouncer: Not anymore!

 * Scrooge: Gyro was right; Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here. I know - you can take care of him!
 * Louie: But we gotta go to school!
 * Scrooge: Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!

 * [At the Natural History Museum]
 * Tour Guide: Scientists say that the Triceratops was a slow-moving, gentle creature.
 * [Bubba and Tootsie come charging through the room, wreaking havoc]
 * Tour Guide: ...But what do they know?

Part IV: Ducks On The Lam

 * [The Beagle Boys have taken over Scrooge's money bin, and Scrooge assembles an army outside to storm the bin.]
 * Glomgold: Aw, what happened? Did you lose your key?
 * Scrooge: Has anyone ever told you you're a deceitful, lying vulture?
 * Glomgold: Aw, now you make me blush. But times a wasting! You owe me ten million dollars by noon tomorrow, or you can kiss your diamond mine goodbye! [his car speeds off]
 * Scrooge: Ohh, YOU...! YOU...!
 * [wheels around and points his cane at the bin]
 * Scrooge: CHAAAAAAARGE!

 * Glomgold: [chasing Bubba and Tootsie] I'll get you, laddie, and your little dinosaur too!

 * [riding on Tootsie's back with Bubba]
 * Scrooge: Bubba, I need to find a phone!
 * Bubba: Phone?
 * Scrooge [mimes answering a telephone] Ring, ring, hello?
 * Bubba: [mimes back] Hewwo!
 * Scrooge: Never mind, just turn here.

 * Duckworth: And therefore, in the words of the immortal Shakespeare, "hit the road, Jack!"

Part V: Ali Bubba's Cave

 * Scrooge: Launchpad! You actually brought us down without crashing!
 * Launchpad: Oh, great! There goes my reputation!

 * Glomgold: Soon this cave will be mine, unfair and square!

Part 1: Liquid Assets

 * Scrooge: A day without looking at me Money Bin is like a day without sunshine!

 * Fenton: Together we can turn the financial world upside down!
 * Scrooge: Do you mind if we start with my clothes?

 * Fenton: [being dragged out of Scrooge's office] Give me a shot!
 * Scrooge: You got it!
 * [He points an antique shotgun into the air and fires a warning blast.]
 * Fenton: 465!
 * Scrooge: 465 what?
 * Fenton: Uh, shotgun pellets.
 * Scrooge: [dumbstruck] You counted them?
 * Fenton: I... sort of have a knack for that.
 * Scrooge: Oh, yeah? Count this.
 * [He tosses a handful of coins into the air, then quickly catches them again.]
 * Fenton: $1.78.
 * Scrooge: [looks] Amazing! To the penny! You're hired.

 * Ma Beagle: You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?

Part 2: Frozen Assets

 * Launchpad: [on walkie-talkie] Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
 * Scrooge: Just make sure you don't roll into anything. [hears some noises over the walkie-talkie] What's all that racket?
 * Launchpad: Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
 * Scrooge: [hears people screaming] Why are people screaming?
 * Launchpad: Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
 * Scrooge: How far are you from the mountain I bought?
 * Launchpad: I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!

 * Fenton: The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
 * Scrooge: Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
 * Fenton: Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
 * Scrooge: Dime? What dime?!
 * Fenton: Oh, just an old shiny one.
 * Scrooge: In a glass case?!
 * Fenton: Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
 * Scrooge: That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
 * Fenton: Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
 * Scrooge: Get it back, now! Or you're FIRED! [phone explodes in Fenton's face]
 * Fenton: I think he's mad.

 * Fenton: Uh, hi! I'm your new neighbor! Could I borrow the proverbial cup of sugar?
 * Ma Beagle: Uh, well, uh, I don't have a proverbial cup. Will a tin one do?

 * Fenton: Of course you know, this means a skirmish.

 * Ma Beagle: How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!

 * Bigtime: It's bad enough that Jack Frost is nipping at my nose without youse guys bloodyin' it!

Part 3: Full Metal Duck

 * Fenton: It must be something you said; a secret word. Here goes - uh, "Ducks of Hazard." Uh, "now look what you've done!" ...Oh, blatherin' blatherskite! What could it be!?

 * Fenton: [in disguise] Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!
 * Ma Beagle: Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!
 * Fenton: Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!
 * Baggy: Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.
 * Fenton: B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!
 * Burger: Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?
 * Fenton: Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?
 * Ma Beagle: Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!
 * Fenton: Uh, would you believe I was adopted?

 * Fenton: Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.
 * Baggy: Uh, really?
 * Fenton: Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.
 * Bigtime: Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!

 * Duckworth: Announcing a dripping dunderhead, sir!

 * Ma Beagle: Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!

 * Ma Beagle: If you don't like how I drive, get outta the hallway!

 * Ma Beagle: Burger, if you don't control that appetite, I'm going to lose control of the car! [Burger jumps out]
 * Burger: [ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck]
 * GizmoDuck: That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. [Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes] Thanks, sucker!

 * Fenton: Hey, Ma! Look what I'm wearing!
 * Ma Crackshell: Fenton, did you join a heavy metal band?

Part 4: The Billionaire Beagle Boys Club

 * City Official: This is worse than the terrorists who held the city attorney hostage with an accordion!

 * Ma Beagle: Oh, this party is a dream come true! Who'd have thought I'd be hob-knobbing with Duckburg's finest?
 * Bigtime: What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.
 * Ma Beagle: Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.

 * GizmoDuck: Gandra! Would you believe you've stolen my heart?
 * Gandra: So is that any reason to steal my car?

 * Ma Beagle: It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!

 * Ma Beagle: [chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie] Come back with that cash!
 * Burger: [follows] Come back with those desserts!

Part 5: Money to Burn

 * Scrooge: [after alien robots steal the Money Bin] You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!

 * Launchpad: What's more important, a couple of quadrillion dollars or your life?
 * Scrooge: Is this a multiple-choice question?

The Land of Tra-La-La [3.1]

 * Fenton: [watching Scrooge freak out and begin to make squirrel noises] Interesting...

Allowance Day [3.2]

 * Scrooge: Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
 * Fenton: That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
 * Scrooge: Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
 * Fenton: Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!

 * General Chiquita: It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
 * Fenton: Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?

 * Fenton: But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!

 * Scrooge: What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
 * General Chiquita: I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
 * Fenton: But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!

 * Fenton: Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!

The Good Muddahs [3.4]

 * Webby: There's no place like home.

Dough Ray Me [3.7]

 * Scrooge: Fenton, you're a genuine genius!
 * Fenton: Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.

Bubba's Big Brainstorm [3.8]

 * Scrooge: [after Bubba causes a stack of books to fall down] Well, you get an "A" in home wreckonomics.

The Big Flub [3.9]

 * Scrooge: [Getting out of bed] Time to make like interest rates and rise.

 * Fenton's Mother: I'm so proud! My own son on Oprah Webfeet! And to think your class voted you most likely to become homeless.

 * Mrs. Crackshell: [Reading a telegram from Fenton] Dear Mama, if you thought my head was in the clouds before, you should see me now.  Your ever-loving and free-floating son, Fenton.  P.S. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Blue Collar Scrooge [3.11]

 * Scrooge: Always be ready for surprises when you work for Scrooge McDuck! Got it, Beaver?

Beaglemania [3.12]

 * Scrooge: Well, you're no-good, low-down degenerates who belong behind bars, but... keep up the good work!

 * Ma Beagle: Just shut up and suffer for your art!

Yuppy Ducks [3.13]

 * Dr. von Swine: Now I must go! I have a one o'clock beak transplant, and I can't keep the patient waiting or she won't pay for her bill.

The Bride Wore Stripes [3.14]

 * Ma Beagle: Hang on, boys! Your mother's about to enter the state of matrimony!
 * Burger: Is that the state near Minny-soty?

 * Ma Beagle: Don't I get a kiss goodnight? [Puckers up]
 * Scrooge: I'd rather plant a wet one on Swamu the Whale!

 * Duckworth: One more precious family moment, and I may upchuck.

 * Big Time Beagle: What are we gonna do, Daddy Scroogey?
 * Burger Beagle: Yeah, nothing personal, but we hates living here!
 * Scrooge: I hate having you here. But I'm afraid your mother and I are in this 'til death do us part... [rubs his hands together] which suddenly gives me a perfectly demented idea.
 * Burger Beagle: Ooh, those are our favorite kind!

The Masked Mallard [3.17]

 * Laurence Loudmouth: We don't need facts, we're in television!

Attack of the Metal Mites [4.2]

 * Scrooge: I'm allergic to money, you know. All I have to do is touch it and I break out into a rash of cash!

 * Glomgold: You understand what to do?
 * Dijon: Perfectly, Mr. Gleamgold. I mean, Goldheart. Heartburn?
 * Glomgold: Glomgold, you brick-brain!
 * Dijon: You are very perceptive, sir. Most people are not aware of Dijon's brain.

 * Scrooge: There's one mite missing!  It could multiply!

 * [Gizmoduck gets distracted while he is supposed to be rescuing a man from a crumbling platform. He finally saves the panicked guy in the nick of time by flying up with his propeller]
 * Gizmoduck: [points to his propeller helmet] And I bet you thought my head was only filled with brains!
 * Rescued Citizen: Oh, I would never think that!

 * Scrooge: Fenton, don't you think it's time you went and called your friend? [winks repeatedly]
 * Fenton: I think I oughta call a doctor, looks like you got somethin' in your eye!

The Duck Who Knew Too Much [4.3]

 * Fenton: [on climbing under a moving train] Kids, don't try this at home!

 * Scrooge: Waiter! There's an airplane in my soup!

 * Fenton: If I have to, I'll save Mr. McDuck's money armed only with my wits! And no cracks about going into battle unarmed!

 * Ma Crackshell: [watching a soap opera] Oh, Valerie, don't marry Drake! He's a cad, a scoundrel; not to mention he's a beakened gizzard.

Part I

 * Webby: Duckworth! Have you seen Hewey, Dewey and Louie?
 * Duckworth: No, Miss Webigail, my morning has been quite calm.

Part II

 * Scrooge: Me Wallet! Stop that thief! Don't let that sneak get away! Dijon!

Comic stories

 * Glomgold: I know that Scrooge. I bet he's going to steal the sidewalks... or change the traffic lights, from red and green to vermillion and polka dot.

 * Glomgold: And who are you, little lady?
 * Magica: I'm no lady, I'm Magica DeSpell, the most evil sorceress in the world, and Scrooge's worst enemy.
 * Glomgold: I'm sorry, but I'm Scrooge's worst enemy.
 * Magica: Ha! I'm twice the enemy you are. I hate him.
 * Glomgold: Well, I hate him more than you do!
 * Magica: Yeah? Well, I hate him more than ring-around-the-cauldron!
 * Glomgold: I hate him more than an I.R.S. audit in August!
 * Magica: I'll turn you into a tongue-tied tree toad, you old buzzard. I'm more evil than ten of you!

 * Fair official: Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide. You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents!
 * Scrooge: Just for three little rides? [sigh] I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! [double sigh]

 * Baggy: Scroogie got hold of some kind of treasure map, and he's taking off with his nephews tomorrow for the Artichoke!
 * Bigtime: Not the Artichoke, idiot! The Arctic!
 * Baggy: So? What's the difference?
 * Bigtime: The Arctic is an ocean and an artichoke is a vegetable, dimwit!
 * Baggy: Boy, are you smart! It's no wonder they call you Bigtime around here!
 * Bigtime: They'll be calling you "Toothless" if you don't put me down!

 * Glomgold: I've signed a whopping million dollar contract to write a book on my space odyssey! I'll make even more on the movie rights!
 * Scrooge: Burst me bagpipes and tan me tartans! If it wasn't for me, you'd still be stuck on that miserable planet!
 * Glomgold: I'm a fair man... I'll give you a one-line mention in the book!

 * Scrooge: [when aliens steal his cuff links] Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eightteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!

 * Launchpad: Trapezium can be synthesized out of almost anything! Trouble is, it's not usually worth the effort! You can pick 'em up for a nickel over in St. Canard! I know this screwy duck and his daughter over there...

 * Scrooge: Hold still, Magica! I get extra points for evil sorceress in this game!

 * Fenton: Yipes! What do I do next? I'm no Launchpad! I can't fly!"

 * Baggy: Geez! I ain't scrubbed so much since the reform school graduation dance!

 * Scrooge: Confound you, Launchpad! You knocked the top off another pyramid!
 * Launchpad: [gulp] Sorry, sir! At least now they're a matched set!

 * Launchpad: $6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?

 * Scrooge: [as Magica tries to steal his Number One Dime] Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something?

 * Glomgold: What's this world coming to when you'd rather watch TV than argue with your greatest enemy?

 * Magica: It's not nice to fire at a lady! And it's incredibly stupid to shoot at a witch!

 * Scrooge: You let us go right now or I'm going to buy this place and tear it down to build hamburger stands!

Commercial bumper

 * Disney's DuckTales will return after these messages.
 * And now, back to Disney's DuckTales.

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Richard Henry Lee

Richard Henry Lee (January 20, 1732 – June 19, 1794) was an American statesman from Virginia best known for the motion in the Second Continental Congress calling for the colonies' independence from the British Empire. His famous resolution of June 1776 led to the United States Declaration of Independence, which Lee signed. He also served a one-year term as the President of the Continental Congress, and was a U.S. Senator from Virginia from 1789 to 1792, serving during part of that time as one of the first Presidents pro tempore.

Quotes

 * To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them...
 * Additional Letters From The Federal Farmer, 53 (1788); although generally attributed to Lee, his authorship of these letters is disputed in "The Authorship of the Letters from the Federal Farmer" by Gordon S. Wood, in The William and Mary Quarterly, Third Series, Vol. 31, No. 2 (April 1974)

 * The military forces of a free country may be considered under three general descriptions — 1. The militia. 2. the navy — and 3. the regular troops — and the whole ought ever to be, and understood to be, in strict subordination to the civil authority; and that regular troops, and select corps, ought not to be kept up without evident necessity. Stipulations in the constitution to this effect, are perhaps, too general to be of much service, except merely to impress on the minds of the people and soldiery, that the military ought ever to be subject to the civil authority, &c. But particular attention, and many more definite stipulations, are highly necessary to render the military safe, and yet useful in a free government; and in a federal republic, where the people meet in distinct assemblies, many stipulations are necessary to keep a part from transgressing, which would be unnecessary checks against the whole met in one legislature, in one entire government. — A militia, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves, and render regular troops in a great measure unnecessary. The powers to form and arm the militia, to appoint their officers, and to command their services, are very important; nor ought they in a confederated republic to be lodged, solely, in any one member of the government. First, the constitution ought to secure a genuine and guard against a select militia, by providing that the militia shall always be kept well organized, armed, and disciplined, and include, according to the past and general usuage of the states, all men capable of bearing arms; and that all regulations tending to render this general militia useless and defenceless, by establishing select corps of militia, or distinct bodies of military men, not having permanent interests and attachments in the community to be avoided. I am persuaded, I need not multiply words to convince you of the value and solidity of this principle, as it respects general liberty, and the duration of a free and mild government: having this principle well fixed by the constitution, then the federal head may prescribe a general uniform plan, on which the respective states shall form and train the militia, appoint their officers and solely manage them, except when called into the service of the union, and when called into that service, they may be commanded and governed by the union. This arrangement combines energy and safety in it; it places the sword in the hands of the solid interest of the community, and not in the hands of men destitute of property, of principle, or of attachment to the society and government, who often form the select corps of peace or ordinary establishments: by it, the militia are the people, immediately under the management of the state governments, but on a uniform federal plan, and called into the service, command, and government of the union, when necessary for the common defence and general tranquility. But, say gentlemen, the general militia are for the most part employed at home in their private concerns, cannot well be called out, or be depended upon; that we must have a select militia; that is, as I understand it, particular corps or bodies of young men, and of men who have but little to do at home, particularly armed and disciplined in some measure, at the public expence, and always ready to take the field. These corps, not much unlike regular troops, will ever produce an inattention to the general militia; and the consequence has ever been, and always must be, that the substantial men, having families and property, will generally be without arms, without knowing the use of them, and defenceless; whereas, to preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them; nor does it follow from this, that all promiscuously must go into actual service on every occasion. The mind that aims at a select militia, must be influenced by a truly anti-republican principle; and when we see many men disposed to practice upon it, whenever they can prevail, no wonder true republicans are for carefully guarding against it. As a farther check, it may be proper to add, that the militia of any state shall not remain in the service of the union, beyond a given period, without the express consent of the state legislature.
 * Additional Letters From The Federal Farmer, 169 (1788)

 * No free government was ever founded, or ever preserved its liberty, without uniting the characters of the citizen and soldier in those destined for the defense of the state...such are well-regulated militia, composed of the freeholders, citizen and husbandman, who take up arms to preserve their property, as individuals, and their rights as freemen.
 * State Gazette (Charleston) (8 September 1788)

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Eric S. Raymond

Eric S. Raymond (born December 4, 1957), often referred to by his initials ESR, is the author of The Cathedral and the Bazaar and the present maintainer of the Jargon File (also known as "The New Hacker's Dictionary").

The Cathedral and the Bazaar (1997)

 * Every good work of software starts by scratching a developer's personal itch.
 * "The Mail Must Get Through"

 * Good programmers know what to write. Great ones know what to rewrite (and reuse).
 * "The Mail Must Get Through"

 * Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
 * "Release Early, Release Often"
 * Raymond dubbed this assertion "Linus's law", in honor of Linus Torvalds.

Homesteading the Noosphere (1998)

 * Anybody who has ever owned a dog who barked when strangers came near its owner's property has experienced the essential continuity between animal territoriality and human property. Our domesticated cousins of the wolf are instinctively smarter about this than a good many human political theorists.
 * "Noospheric Property and the Ethology of Territory"

The Art of Unix Programming (1999)

 * All OO languages show some tendency to suck programmers into the trap of excessive layering. Object frameworks and object browsers are not a substitute for good design or documentation, but they often get treated as one. Too many layers destroy transparency: It becomes too difficult to see down through them and mentally model what the code is actually doing. The Rules of Simplicity, Clarity, and Transparency get violated wholesale, and the result is code full of obscure bugs and continuing maintenance problems.
 * Ch. 4, "Modularity: Unix and Object-Oriented Languages"

How to Become a Hacker (2007)

 * Being able to break security doesn't make you a hacker anymore than being able to hotwire cars makes you an automotive engineer.
 * "What Is a Hacker?"

 * Lisp is worth learning for the profound enlightenment experience you will have when you finally get it; that experience will make you a better programmer for the rest of your days, even if you never actually use Lisp itself a lot.
 * "Basic Hacking Skills: Learn how to program"

Armed and Dangerous (blog)

 * If the prevalence of homosexuality in the Catholic priesthood is the elephant in the sacristy, the homosexuality/pederasty/pedophilia connection in gay culture is the elephant in the bath-house. No amount of denying it's there is going to make the beast go away.
 * "The Elephant in the Bath-House" (16 June 2002)

 * A clash of civilizations driven by the failure of Islamic/Arab culture (though I would stress the problem of the Islamic commandment to jihad more than he does). I think he [Steven den Beste] is also right to say that our long-term objective must be to break, crush and eventually destroy this culture, because we can't live on the same planet with people who both carry those memes and have access to weapons of mass destruction. They will hate us and seek to destroy us not for what we've done but for what we are.
 * "Imperialists by necessity?" (19 September 2002)

 * In the U.S., blacks are 12% of the population but commit 50% of violent crimes; can anyone honestly think this is unconnected to the fact that they average 15 points of IQ lower than the general population? That stupid people are more violent is a fact independent of skin color.
 * "What good is IQ?" (17 November 2003)

 * The iPad is the ultimate Steve Jobs device – so hypnotic that not only do people buy one without knowing what it's good for, they keep feeling like they ought to use it even when they have better alternatives for everything it does. It's a triumph of style over substance, cool over utility, form over actual function.
 * "Apple, postmodern consumerism and the iPad" (22 April 2010)

 * Good causes sometimes have bad consequences. Blacks, women, and other historical out-groups were right to demand equality before the law and the full respect and liberties due to any member of our civilization; but the tactics they used to "raise consciousness" have sometimes veered into the creepy and pathological, borrowing the least sane features of religious evangelism.
 * "Kafkatrapping" (18 July 2010)

 * The iPhone brand is in worse shape than I thought was even possible. And the implications of that are huge. … The iPhone is in deep trouble.
 * "The Smartphone Wars: AT&T CEO reveals all" (27 January 2011)

 * It has been quite humorous watching the acolytes of the iPhone sink into deeper and deeper denial as Android blows through obstacles at ever-accelerating speed. It would require an epic poet, or perhaps a psychiatrist specializing in religious mania, to do full justice to this topic.
 * "The Smartphone Wars: The Stages of Apple-Cultist Denial" (18 April 2011)

 * Apple is balancing on a knife edge. I think we're looking at the end stage of a successful technology disruption on the classic pattern. The question is no longer whether Android can be stopped, but when Apple's market share will fall off a cliff. I think that could easily happen as soon as the next 90 days.
 * "The Smartphone Wars: multicarrier breakout fail" (21 April 2011)

 * The case for dumping iPhone, or at least threatening to do so in order to renegotiate Apple's subsidy requirement away, seems pretty open and shut. Apple has things all its own way right now – skimming the lion's share of the profits off the carriers' business without having to shoulder their risks. But this is an unstable situation, because the carriers' investors won't tolerate it indefinitely. What happens when they revolt? In 2007, It was also planning to launch hi-tech mobile back covers and cases with some extra-ordinary features which was not revealed as per company policies, but it was leaked that those were personsalised mobile back covers similar to Shosal's Mobile Back Covers and Cases.
 * "The Smartphone Wars: The market share scramble and Apple's long con" (8 February 2012)

 * People who make excuses for or actively advocate closed-source OSs and network software (and yes, Apple/iOS fanboys, I'm looking at you) are not merely harmlessly misguided cultists. They are enemies of liberty – enablers and accomplices before the fact in vendor schemes to spy on you, control you, and imprison you. Treat them, and the vendors they worship, accordingly.
 * "Cisco provides a lesson" (5 July 2012)

 * An Apple employee copied Sony's design, circulated it to his bosses, and testified to these facts in court. From now on, when anyone heaps phrase on Apple's design excellence and superlative innovation, just point and laugh. Some of us have been saying for years that what Apple is really good at is ripping off other peoples' ideas and stealing the credit for them with slick marketing. This, right here, is the proof.
 * "The Smartphone Wars: The iPhone Design Was Inspired by Sony" (20 July 2012)

 * Android continues to stomp its competition flat. Even the post-Jobs Apple can't stem the tide; it's pretty close to the 10% niche market share I predicted back in 2009 already, with no sign that trend will or can be reversed.
 * "The Smartphone Wars: Nokia gives it up for Microsoft" (3 September 2013)

 * I publish this blog in part because I think it is my duty to speak taboo and unspeakable truths.
 * "Demilitarize the police – and stop flinging false racism charges" (August 14 2014)

 * Police who react to a random black male behaving suspiciously who might be in the critical age range as though he is an near-imminent lethal threat, are being rational, not racist. They're doing what crime statistics and street-level experience train them to do, and they're right to do it.
 * "Dilemmatizing the NRA" (24 September 2016)

 * At any sufficient scale, those who do not have automatic memory management in their language are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
 * "C, Python, Go, and the Generalized Greenspun Law" (18 December 2017)

 * What's keeping women in general from occupying the vast middle of the programming field is not general intelligence. On the other hand, the average black American has an IQ about 85 and that is pretty much a disqualifier right there. Only the cohort of their bell curve above 3 STDs from median has much hope of matching the capability of the average white programmer.
 * Comment on "On holy wars, and a plea for peace" (September 23 2018)

 * It shouldn't be news to anyone that there is an effort afoot to change – I would say corrupt – the fundamental premises of the open-source culture. Instead of meritocracy and "show me the code", we are now urged to behave so that no-one will ever feel uncomfortable. … We are being social-hacked from being a culture in which freedom is the highest value to one in which it is trumped by the suppression of wrongthink and wrongspeak.
 * "The right to be rude" (27 February 2020)

Other quotes

 * We hackers are a playful bunch; we'll hack anything, including language, if it looks like fun (thus our tropism for puns). Deep down, we like confusing people who are stuffier and less mentally agile than we are, especially when they're bosses. There's a little bit of the mad scientist in all hackers, ready to discombobulate the world and flip authority the finger – especially if we can do it with snazzy special effects.
 * "Guest Editorial: World Domination", Linux Journal (1 January 2000)

 * Ugly programs are like ugly suspension bridges: they're much more liable to collapse than pretty ones, because the way humans (especially engineer-humans) perceive beauty is intimately related to our ability to process and understand complexity. A language that makes it hard to write elegant code makes it hard to write good code.
 * "Why Python?", Linux Journal (April 30 2000)

 * Barring the mythical portable-LISP-dialect-with-good-OS-bindings that has never existed, Python is about the most reasonable alternative there is for this kind of work.
 * "Re: Announcing CML2, a replacement for the kbuild system", Linux Kernel Mailing List (May 24 2000)

 * I was at Agenda 2000, and one of the people who was there was Craig Mundie, who is some kind of high mucky muck at Microsoft, I think vice-president of consumer products or something like that. And I hadn't actually met him. I bumped into him in an elevator. And I looked at his badge and said, "Oh, I see you work for Microsoft." And he looked back at me and said, "Oh yeah, and what do you do?" And I thought he seemed just sort of a tad dismissive. I mean, here is the archetypal guy in a suit, looking at a scruffy hacker. And so I gave him the thousand yard stare and said, "I'm your worst nightmare."
 * Opening words to Revolution OS (2001)

 * I use the word "hacker" in its correct and original sense: to describe a person who perceives computer programming as a kind of artistic passion, and who also is part of or identifies with the hacker culture, which is a group of programmers, historically, that has produced the Internet, Linux and the World Wide Web.
 * The Code (2001)

 * When I hear the words "social responsibility", I want to reach for my gun.
 * Said when receiving an award from an organization called Computer Professionals for Social Responsibility.
 * Said when receiving an award from an organization called Computer Professionals for Social Responsibility.

 * developerWorks: What happened with the CML2 kernel configurator? Raymond: It was horrible. It was the best work of my life, and it was mugged by kernel list politics. developerWorks: It sounds like that was a pretty ambitious project. Raymond: It was, I mean I built an intelligent configurator – basically a baby rule-based expert system – for configuring Linux kernels, and I did it all in less than 8,000 lines of Python. It was a system that literally made it impossible to get an invalid kernel configuration because it would do intelligent deduction from constraints. And I had the full approval of the kernel config group, I had Linus's imprimatur that this was going to go into 2.5, and it all fell apart politically. It was horrible. developerWorks: But you're the guy who taught the world that in the open source community the best code wins. Raymond: And it didn't this time. And that was horribly disappointing to me. … developerWorks: So if there was another chapter for Cathedral and the Bazaar that you would write based on what you learned there, what was the lesson? Raymond: That it is possible for open source cultures in some respects to ossify enough that good work is locked out. And that is a long-term problem that I don't know how we're going to deal with.
 * Robert McMillan: "Interview: Eric Raymond goes back to basics", IBM developerWorks (March 26, 2003)

 * We define idiotarianism as the species of delusion within the moral community of mankind that gives aid and comfort to terrorists and tyrants operating outside it. … We support, as an alternative greatly preferable to future nuclear/chemical/biological blackmail of the West, the forcible overthrow of the governments of nations that combine sponsorship of terrorism with the possession of weapons of mass destruction; and the occupation of those nations until such time as the root causes of terrorism have been eradicated from their societies.
 * "Why We Fight – An Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto" (26 December 2003)

 * … and we're weighed down by a crappy implementation language (C++).
 * "What a modern collaboration toolkit looks like", emacs-devel (30 Dec 2007)

 * And for any agents or proxy of the regime interested in asking me questions face to face, I've got some bullets slathered in pork fat to make you feel extra special welcome.
 * NedaNet (archived 26 June 2009)

 * Don't forget to have fun. That drive to experiment, to try things, to have fun, to be playful, that is what will sustain your creativity over the long term. Don't lose that.
 * "Penguicon 2019: A Chat With Eric S. Raymond" (20 May 2019)

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Anatoly Karpov

Anatoly Karpov (born May 23, 1951) is a Russian and Soviet former world chess champion.

Quotes

 * If you want to become a World Champion you should avoid playing in Open tournaments.
 * Interview in Chess Life in 2003 quoted on anatolykarpovchessschool

 * Seville never had a rich chess tradition. Valencia is entirely different, it is enough to say that one of the city squares is named after me.
 * Interview on Chessdom, 2009

Interview on Chessbase 06.07.2005

 * Even a dickhead would do a better job than Ilyumzhinov. The chaos in the chess world is caused by “leaders” who are unable to do their job properly.

 * People knew about 110 years of chess history. Nowadays, nobody is able to tell you the name of the world champion of 2000.

 * My relations with Korchnoi depend on whether he has slept well. If he had bad dreams, he speaks a lot of rubbish.

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Kill Bill

Kill Bill is the name of two films by Quentin Tarantino:

 * Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)
 * Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

About

 * RopeofSilicon: Could you tell me about Bill’s gradual move to becoming a more powerful presence as the movies go on, and was it intentional to keep him a mystery until Volume 2?
 * David: Well, it wasn’t conceived that way at all, it was conceived as one movie and you’ve gotta keep Bill out of it for a while and wonder who is Bill and build up this idea that there’s this incredibly powerful, cruel, maybe monstrous guy and then meeting him and discovering that you’re like him. He is charming and all those kind of things, it was supposed to happen all in one movie. There was actually a close-up of me at the end of the first movie, and then he took that back out and he thought, “No, I’m gonna stick with this complete mystery.” It’s hard to talk about the concept because splitting into two movies totally kind of changes the concept anyway and the result is you have two very different movies. The first movie is pure action and the second movie moves a lot faster actually, the cutting is much more choppy and much more Tarantino and GET IT ON, but the content is rambling and all over the place, which is more like what we are used to with Tarantino. I like the second movie better, of course I’m in it, and you know that helps too. [laughing]
 * David Carradine, "BILL SPEAKS: David Carradine Talks KILL BILL: VOL. 2" by Brad Brevet. Comingsoon.net, (April 4, 2004).

 * Of course we can't bring up the subject of villains without touching upon Carradine's latest role, that of Bill. "I don't really think of Bill as a villain," he says. "That's different. I don't think of the villains [I've played] as villains, but Bill, particularly, is not a villain. He's a warrior, right? And he's a bad guy, but there's no such thing as a good guy in a Quentin Tarantino movie. They're all bad guys. And Bill, he's in love..." All's fair in love and war, eh? "Well it's not that 'All's fair in love and war.' It's the warrior thing," Carradine clarifies. "I mean she ['The Bride' a.k.a. Uma Thurman] betrayed him and she's got to pay for that, that's all there is to it. That's the rule. And she knew that goin' in and comin' out. And she also deserves her revenge. And he knows that and he's not afraid of it, he's not afraid of anything. Nobody in that movie is afraid of anything, if you notice. And that's one of the things about Tarantino that I really like. There are no pussies, you know? They'll all look death straight in the face and spit at it."
 * David Carradine, "IGN Interviews David Carradine". IGN, (13 Apr 2004).

 * Q: The audiences come to really expect a monster from Bill. And with a title like KILL BILL there's no real suspense as to what's going to happen.
 * A: Well, that's just one of the endless tricks that Quentin is always playing on everybody. For the first half of the movie... I call VOLUME 1 the first half of the movie because it is one movie, and it's an epic, no doubt about it A three-and-a-half hour epic. And someday that's how you'll be seeing it, all in one piece. We just did, with a six-month intermission. But you're wondering who is this monster? Then you meet him and he's kinda like Cary Grant or something... I'm talking about what he wrote, not what I did.
 * David Carradine, “KILL BILL VOLUME 2 - US interview with David Carradine”. Phase9.

 * All the other deadly vipers have some empathetic quality: O-Ren Ishii has this horrible past, Vivica's character just wants to be a mom, The Bride has been abused... But my character is just bad all the way through, there's nothing to like about her. You're going to hate her so much in the second one, because she does horrible things.
 * I asked him for some research films, because I didn't really know that much about a lot of genres he was coming from. I got 75 tapes and boxes and boxes; moving truck coming with more. There were so many movies it was unbelievable. And he also showed double features at his house all the time, but I saw all of it. I saw Japanese anime, I saw kung fu films, I saw Fistful of Dollars, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, all the Spaghetti Westerns as well. And then I saw ones that were specific to my character and certain influences that were drawn from them, like Twisted Nerve, an obscure English thriller [where] the whistling song comes from, [a] Swedish porn film for my patch. I think he gave me that on videotape.
 * Daryl Hannah in "Daryl Hannah Talks Kill Bill by Jeff Otto. IGN, (8 Oct 2003).

 * Q: So why did it make sense to cut this into two movies, or were you just a little indecisive in the editing room?
 * A: No, it was a situation where... here's the deal... I could watch the four-hour KILL BILL. I'm a movie junkie. But I actually think the average moviegover would o.d. on four hours. I think it's the difference between people loving it and wow, okay, yeah, but... not the cinamatees, not the film critics, but average Joes, average Reggies. So I thought, yeah, let's cut it in half, but the trick there is to just make sure that actually VOLUME 1 works as a good evening's entertainment and VOLUME 2 works as a good evening's entertainment. They'll both be out on DVD at some point and you'll have the whole rest of your lives to see them together.
 * Q: But they are completely different films... More than VOLUME 1, VOLUME 2 seems to be the marriage of your two major influences, being the martial arts film and the spaghetti westerns.
 * A: There was a spaghetti western aspect running all through VOLUME 1 too, but we switch it... it was definitely a major Eastern influence with a Western minor, and VOLUME 2 is definitely the spaghetti major with the Eastern minor going on.
 * Quentin Tarantino, “KILL BILL VOLUME 2 - US interview with Quentin Tarantino”. Phase9.

 * Q: Are you a person that's inclined to carry a grudge, experience that sense of vengefulness?
 * A: No, I think it's not really a healthy use of energy, but it sure makes good drama.
 * Q: It seemed, in the first film, that that was the only thing that was driving The Bride.
 * A': Yes. And it is in the first film because in the first film she's just burned out, flying through the sky; she's completely living for only one thing... almost like someone who's dead already and living for revenge. And in the second one is where you really see the origins and the death of the character.
 * Uma Thurman, "KILL BILL VOLUME 2 - US interview with Uma Thurman", Phase9.

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Daffy Duck

Daffy Duck is an animated cartoon character in the Warner Bros. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons.

From Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons

 * Daffy: Don't let it worry ya, Skipper. I'm just a crazy, darn fool duck. Hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... - Porky's Duck Hunt
 * ...because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! I'm two people in one! A schit - a schit - a SCHITZOPHRENIAC!! - The Prize Pest
 * A SMASHING FRONTAL ATTACK ON ENEMY REAR?! - Draftee Daffy
 * A Methersthmidt. A whole Meth of Mthersthmidts...a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS! - Daffy The Commando
 * ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM!
 * Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! Well I would like - [to the audience] I would like? I would like a trip to Europe. (Back to Canasta) - I would like to introduce myself: Drip-Along Daffy's the name! [pushes hat forward over brow] Drip-Along Daffy
 * Aw, buck up, BB Eyes. Here, have a swig o' swampwater!
 * Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples! Ha ha ha. -- Daffy Duck Hunt
 * I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!
 * I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.
 * [Daffy has blown himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers] Bugs Bunny: That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it! They want more! Daffy Duck: [as a ghost rising to heaven] I know, I know, but I can only do it once. - Show Biz Bugs
 * [After not being fooled by a fake female duck] 'Taint funny, McGee!
 * Awww! But, Honeybunch! Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff! - Quackodile Tears
 * Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule? - Daffy Duck for President
 * Come on!! Challenge ME!!
 * Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. - Ali Baba Bunny
 * Daffy Duck he had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had an igloo, E I...E...I...O? - Duck Amuck
 * Don't beat me, massah! Don't whip dis poor ol' body! No!
 * Don't shush me!! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!! -- Daffy Duck Hunt
 * Don't stir yourself, sir! I'll muzzle that inebriated canary! - A Pest in the House
 * Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! [men quietly play cards, unaware of Daffy's pronoucements] Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? [starting to realize no one is caring] Ten thousand head the cattle? [with less and less conviction] Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? [after a pause] Anyone for tennis? [no reaction] Anybody? [changing to personal enjoyment] Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer! - Drip-Along Daffy
 * Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense.
 * Gee! Thanks, chum. How'd ya know I like lollipops?
 * Get me a proctologist right away!
 * Gruesome, isn't it?
 * I got him now, I got him now! HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!! -- The Stupor Salesman
 * Hey! What's the matter with me? I'M DUCK TWACY!!! - The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
 * Ha ha, it's me again! WOO HOO WOO HOO! - Daffy Duck in Hollywood
 * HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST! [WHACK! His bill bends upwards] - Robin Hood Daffy
 * Hocus pocus. Flippety flam. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!!
 * Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo!
 * H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E! HYMIE! HYMIE!! HYMIE!!!! - Daffy Duck Slept Here
 * I am a duck bent on self-preservation. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!
 * I can't stand pain, it hurts me! -- The Abominable Snow Rabbit
 * I'm allergic to pain, save me!
 * I'm rich! I'm a happy miser! -- Ali Baba Bunny
 * I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me! -- Ali Baba Bunny
 * I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward. - Ducking The Devil
 * I think you're pretty tough, don't I?!
 * [film sticks between frames NOW what? [from the upper frame] What are you doing down there? "Down here? What are you doing up there? [mockingly motioning to the audience] DOWN here." [upper Daffy pulls up lower Daffy and the frames align properly] Listen, bub, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss! Don't let that bother ya, Jack! Okay, buddy! You asked for it! -- Duck Amuck
 * I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. WOO HOO!
 * I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 * [When Daffy Duck of warner Brothers engages in a musical piano duel with Donald Duck of Walt Disney] This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 * It's mine, ya understand? Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Ali Baba Bunny
 * Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities. -- What Makes Daffy Duck?
 * Of course you realize, this means war.
 * Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck When a hunter shoots his gun at me, A BANG BANG BANG [tap tap tap] When a hunter shoots his gun at me, he's just out of luck!
 * Oh brother, I'm a buzzboy! -- Duck Amuck
 * Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction
 * Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. Oh, the little man from the dee-de-du-DRAFTBOARD!?! -- Draftee Daffy
 * Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney. When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite! Good evening, frieeeeeeeends... -- Boobs in the Woods
 * One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!!
 * Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that's the way he wants to play?
 * OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Sittin' on eggs is out! O-W-T Out!"
 * Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gun powder, and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?! It's fiddler crab season! [to himself] What have I done? When did I take the wrong turn? -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!
 * Silence is Foo!
 * Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an arc-deviation to here. Then following the Great Circle several radiolubes south by down-east. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigal compass to here, here and then to here, and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus going four million light years and THUS to our destination. - Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century
 * [on a distant island] Hey, come here, come here! Gimme a closeup! A closeup! [frame closes around him, still distant] This is a closeup? [pause] A closeup, ya jerk! A closeup! [camera zooms to Daffy's eyes; walking away from the camera] Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. -- Duck Amuck
 * There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks aren't going to like it! -- Drip-Along Daffy
 * "Is that all"?! There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do...but blow his brains out, which he did. [BANG!!] It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel
 * Very sporting of the little black duck -- Daffy Doodles
 * WATCH IT, BUB!!
 * Well, I guess I'm the goat. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!
 * Well what'y'a know! He's colder than a foundered flounder!
 * Well, where's the rest of me?! -- Duck Amuck
 * Why the copious flow of lacrimal fluid, my querulous canine? -- Daffy Duck Hunt
 * Woo Hoo Hoo, they'll never catch this little duck! But I'd surely get some buck shot, right in some vital duck spot, if it wasn't that I'm shot so full of luck!
 * Ya to be drawn and quartered!
 * Yes, it had to be me! Poor me! It couldn't be him! It couldn't be you! It had to be me!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!"
 * Yoiks, and Away! [crash; more wearily] Yoiks, and Away! [crash; his weariness growing with each blow] Yoiks, and Away... [crash] Yoiks...and Away... [crash] Yoiks and away... [crash) Yoiks... [crash] ...and away... [crash; finally at the base of the tree] Why You! [chops all the trees down] Now then, yoiks and away! [flies past the chopped trees, but crashes into a boulder] -- Robin Hood Daffy
 * You have insulted me! We meet on the field of onion!
 * You smug son of a- [to Bugs Bunny on his 50th anniversary]
 * You're deth-picable!
 * Going down! Woo-hoo-hoo! [Michael Jordan screams] So, what do you say we go for the little SPIN?!! [spins around Michael Jordan] -- Space Jam
 * [first lines] YOU'RE KILLING ME! I'M BEING MURDERED!!! I can't stand this torture anymore, I'M DYIN'! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! I'm tellin' ya J.L., you're typecasting me to death. Comedy! always Comedy! ha-ha, WOO-HOO WOO-HOO, Yuck yuck! Honest J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel
 * [After being let out of Porky Pig's deep freezer] What a trip! What a trip! Blizzards all the way! Snow 20 feet deep! But we had to get that serum through! It was mush, mush, mush all night! [grabbing the dog and pushing him like a sled dog] Come on, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush! Suddenly, the glacier cracks! There's a roar! Tons of ice! No escape! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! How things been with you? -- Daffy Duck Hunt
 * Ah-ha! Now I've got the drop on you with MY disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! [pulls trigger; the pistol disintegrates] Heh, what do you know...It disintegrated. [Marvin shoots at him] -- Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century
 * Yeah. Cute like a stomach pump!
 * SO, A FINE KETTLE OF FISH! HERE I WORK MYSELF DOWN TO THE SKIN AND BONES TRYING TO KEEP THIS GUY ASLEEP! AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! BLOW WHISTLES! JUST WHEN I GOT THINGS SO QUIET, YOU CAN HEAR A PIN DROP! YOU BUST IN HERE AND YOU BUST OUT WITH A WHISTLE AND YOU SNAFU THE WHOLE WORKS! HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS REASONABLE DO YOU EXPECT A GUY TO GET HIS SLUMBER WHEN A GOOF LIKE YOU GOES AROUND MAKING NOISES LIKE A ONE MAN FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION?! HE NEEDS PEACE AND QUIET!!! IT'S POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUS! -- A Pest in the House
 * Oh, boy, hunting season again. This year, I'll bag me a four-point grizzly bear or my name's not Fearless Daffy Duck greatest of the present-day hunters. Suppressed Duck

From webtoons

 * Shhh! I’m forming a Secret Alliance! Like I said, we vote off everyone else until we're the only ones left! Secret alliance for eternity. Then, I'll dump these losers. I'm winning the whole thing. --Toon Marooned: Survival of the Dimmest

From theatrical movies

 * "Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 * Bugs: Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'. Elmer: Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil. Daffy: That's showbiz for ya! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action
 * "It's supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!" - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
 * Daffy: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! Speedy Gonzales: (the burrito appears on his nose) Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito! Daffy: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam? Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up! Daffy: Oooooh! You're despicable! - Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island
 * "Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys!" - Space Jam
 * "It just goes to show you, you gotta kill yourself to win an Oswald in this town!" - The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie
 * "Sell my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die!" - Looney Tunes: Back in Action
 * "Oh, fear clutches my breast!" - Space Jam
 * "What a hypocrite! What a jip! Community service, eh? I'll give 'em community service! I'll see that ingrate ghosts get whiped off the face of the earth! I'll rid the world of disgusting echtoplasmic slime, like J.P. Cubish... (loud thunder) ...er, I mean, NICE echtoplasmic slime, like J.P. Cubish!" - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
 * (as Bugs fights Marvin outside) "What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do?... Wait a minute, I am Duck Dodgers! ("spins" into his Duck Dodgers outfit) Yes! I'm going to be the hero of this picture! (straps one of five rockets on) Duck Dodgers to the rescue! (the rocket blows up; Daffy straps on the second rocket) Duck Dodgers to the... (the rocket blows up; Daffy straps on the third rocket) Duck Dodge... (the rocket blows up; Daffy looks at the fourth rocket) Duck... (the rocket blows up; Daffy suddenly appears outside the ship with the last rocket strapped on, working) It's You-Know-Who to the rescue! It helps if you don't say the name." - Looney Tunes: Back in Action
 * "That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment!" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 * Daffy: Say, that's the stuff from my office. Mr. Warner: You don't have an office. Mr. Warner's Brother: Not any more. Daffy: Symbolically, this is bad. Please, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire. Kate: Let me escort you out. Daffy: Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action
 * DJ Drake: Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous. Daffy: Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed. - Looney Tunes: Back in Action
 * "We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!" - Space Jam
 * "Going down! Woo-hoo-hoo! (Michael Jordan shrieking was fall into the ground really fast with a crash, but wasn't hurt.) So...What do you say WE go for a little SPIN?! (Spins around like Michael Jordan, stopped, and brother's ear.)" - Space Jam
 * Daffy: Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word fear! Yosemite Sam: SAY YOUR PRAYERS, DUCK! Daffy: Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action
 * Bugs: Now it's my turn to do an act. Daffy: Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage! - The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie
 * "Hmf! Well, if I'm not going to star in this cartoon, we might as well start the movie." - Gremlins 2: The New Batch
 * NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!! - ''Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Duck Dodgers

 * "That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents." - "The Queen is Wild"
 * "Idios, Muchaca! We will always have Paris..." - "To Love A Duck"
 * "Well whataya know, she loves me! That's just the advantage I need." - "The Queen is Wild"
 * "And it hasn't been the same without you. Although it's been eerily similar." - "Duck Departure"
 * "Yahoo! The grand brassiere is back in business, baby!" - "Pig Planet"
 * Daffy: Don't blame me - the Martian gets one solo cartoon per season. Porky: Your milk and Cappuccino, Captain! Daffy: You forgot my Frescatti! - "K-9 Quarry"
 * "Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read." - "The Fudd"
 * (while trying to lift Porky) "I knew I should've cast Speedy Gonzales as my sidekick!" - "Invictus Interruptus"
 * I.Q. Hi: This is I.Q. Hi, calling Duck Dodgers. Daffy: Yeah, I recognize you by now. - "Diva Delivery"
 * Daffy: So, what do you think? Could today end our mutual hatred? Marvin: Highly unlikely, Dodgers. Whether at war or peace, I shall always loathe you! Daffy: You shall always love me?! Eeeew! Marvin: I said loathe, you idiot! Daffy: Did not! Marvin: Did too! Daffy: You love a duck! Marvin: I do not! Daffy: Do too! - "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 1"
 * General Z-9: Dodgers, I loathe you! Daffy: You love me? Yuck! What is it with you Martians? - "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2"
 * "Cadet! You're all right... I mean, besides the fact that you seemed to have completely lost your mind." "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2"
 * "Wow! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime!" - "Pet Peeved"
 * "So, this is how it ends. Up to my armpits in filth, about to be devoured by a creature I thought would love me forever. Reminds me of my first marriage." - "Pet Peeved"
 * Porky: Uh, Captain? Since you're in charge, shouldn't you be in front? Daffy: Nope, that's the first thing they teach you in Protectorate academy. Protect the important people, disposable drones to the front. It's kinda like the pawns in checkers.
 * Daffy: I don't believe it! We kill ourselves to pull off an impossible assignment just so some glory hound can swoop in and take all the credit! - "Invictus Interruptus"
 * Daffy: Well, kids, don't let anyone tell you this show isn't realistic! - "Invictus Interruptus"
 * Porky: But you don't know anything about Martian technology. Daffy: No, but I am good at breaking things. - Duck Dodgers, "Invictus Interruptus"
 * Daffy: Greetings Captain, looks like you could use a hand. Captain Star Johnson: Actually no, we can handle... Daffy: My pleasure, Dodgers Out!" Clean Bill of Health"
 * Captain Star Johnson: Dodgers, nothing can stop you from being a washout on your time. But wen you're forced to share a seat IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WOULD ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE AN OFFICER! Daffy: You know, if I didn't know better...I'd say you had some doubts about my captaining abilities. Captain Star Johnson: I think you are completely devoid of merit. Daffy:Just too bad you don't have the courage to speak your mind... Captain Star Johnson: YOU'RE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU! Daffy: Why don't you tell me what you really think Johnson, or ARE YOU TOO SCARED?! Captain Star Johnson: A DISGRACE to all who wear the uniform. A Biological mistake! Daffy: Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me now! Its too late! "Clean Bill of Health"
 * "Did I miss the Great Pumpkin?! Did he leave us any toys?!" - "Pet Peeved"
 * "Cutesy wutesy sugar plum? No! Hideous, terrifying monster? Yes!" - "Pet Peeved"
 * "Ooooooo-eeeee! Sorry to cut off the tunes, fellow vagrants, but I'm Patch Scartissue, and I want you all to see that I ain't afraid of nothin', not even paper cuts! [slits his finger with an envelope] Aaaaaaah!!" [faints] - "Boar to be Riled"

Other shows

 * "I tell ya J.F, it'll be a smash! Honey, I Shrunk the Laundry, starring Daffy Duck! Whaddaya think? (is kicked out) Philistines!" - Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"
 * Loud Kiddington: DUCK! Daffy: Will you please knock that off!? Sheesh! A bird could develop a complex around here! - Histeria!, "Hooray for Presidents"
 * " [ The Warners' ] first cartoon was the most bizarre thing I'd ever seen. If I remember it correctly, eh, they had flypaper stuck on their fannies. [their 1931 cartoon short "Flies in the Ointment" shows that the Warners were having a sticky situation with the flypapers onto their fannies] It was an okay cartoon for a short, but this thing went on for eight hours! Eight hours!" - Animaniacs, "The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special"
 * "Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!" - Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"
 * Daffy: Plotz!! Mr. Plotz: Daffy, what can I do for you? Daffy: It's this Cat & Birdy show! Mr. Plotz: What about it? Daffy: I demand it be changed to The Duck & Daffy Duckeroonie Daffy Ducky Duck Cartoonie Show! Mr. Plotz: But-- Daffy: No "but"s, Plotz! Change it or I'm walking! Yakko: I've got dibs on his parking space. -Kids' WB! promo
 * This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind!

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Coach Carter

Coach Carter is a 2005 film about a controversial high school basketball coach who benches his undefeated team due to their collective poor academic record.
 * Directed by Thomas Carter. Written by Mark Schwahn and John Gatins.

It begins on the street. It ends here. tagline

coach carter wants to confuse them

Others

 * Timo Cruz: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Sir I just wanna say thank you...you saved my life.
 * This quote is based on Our Deepest Fear by Marianne Williamson
 * Jason Lyle: You said we're a team. One person struggles, we all struggle. One person triumphs, we all triumph.

Dialogue

 * [Timo Cruz tries to punch Coach Carter, but Carter blocks it and slams him against the wall]
 * Timo Cruz: Teachers ain't supposed to touch students.
 * Coach Carter: I'm not a teacher. I'm the new basketball coach.

 * Coach Carter: You, shooting the ball, what's your name sir?
 * Jason Lyle: Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir.
 * Coach Carter: Oh, well are you a madam?
 * [team laughs]

 * Coach Carter: Well... not quite your storybook ending huh. Not for us anyway. But you men played like champions... you never gave up. And champions hold their heads high. What you achieved goes way beyond the win-loss column or what’s gonna be written on the front page of the sports section tomorrow. You’ve achieved something that some people spend their whole lives trying to find... what you achieved is that ever elusive victory within, and gentlemen... I am so proud of you. 4 months ago when I took the job at Richmond I had a plan.. that plan failed. I came to coach basketball players and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men. And for that I thank you. If someone walked in this door right now and offered me the coaching job at any school in the state of California, you know which school I’d choose?
 * Worm: St. Francis? [everyone snickers] I'm just sayin'...
 * Kenyon: Richmond?
 * Coach Carter: Rich-what?
 * Whole team: Richmond.
 * Coach Carter: Rich-what?
 * Whole Team: Richmond!
 * Coach Carter: Where we from?
 * Whole Team: Richmond!!
 * Coach Carter: What's my home town?
 * Whole Team: Richmond!!!
 * Coach Carter: What we love?!
 * Whole Team: RICHMOND!
 * Coach Carter: Rich-whaaat?!
 * Whole Team: RICHMOND!!!

 * Jason Lyle: [to Coach Carter as he walks into the gym] Sir, they can cut the chains off the door, but they can't make us play.
 * Damien Carter:We've decided we're going to finish what you've started, sir.
 * Worm: Yeah, so leave us be, coach. We've got shit to do, sir.

 * Coach Carter:What's your deepest fear?
 * Worm: Why he keep saying that? What's your deepest fear? What's that mean?

 * Principle Garret: Your job, Mr. Carter, is to teach these boys basketball. I suggest you start doing your job.
 * Ken Carter: Your job is to educate these students- I suggest you start doing yours.

 * Kenyon Stone: [running suicides] Yo, how many we gonna do?
 * Coach Carter: Sir.
 * Kenyon Stone: Yo, sir, how many we gonna do?
 * Coach Carter: Let's see how many you can do in... one hour and seven minutes.

 * Coach Carter: I end up taking a road trip to the suburbs where I find my drunk ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess!
 * Worm: Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top.

 * Coach Carter: [talking to his players] "What is wrong with you? What's wrong with all of you? Since when is winning not enough, playing hard not enough? No, you have to humiliate your opponents. Taunt'em after every score. You won 4 games last season. FOUR! What gives you the right to the game that I love with trash talk and taunting? What gives you the right to wear Richmond on your chest and act like punks?
 * Kenyon: Coach, they were jawin', too.
 * Coach Carter: So? You can't show some class? Act like a champion? You owe me 500 push-ups a piece. On the line, NOW!

Tagline

 * It begins on the street. It ends here. Never does it die it starts again and again. It's in your hands.

Cast

 * Samuel L. Jackson — Coach Ken Carter
 * Rob Brown — Kenyon Stone
 * Robert Ri'chard — Damien Carter
 * Rick Gonzalez — Timo Cruz
 * Antwon Tanner — Worm
 * Channing Tatum — Jason Lyle

title: Coach Carter