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Dave the Barbarian

Dave the Barbarian (2004–2005) is a Disney animated television series that takes place in the Middle Ages and centers on a powerful yet cowardly barbarian named Dave. Together with his sisters Fang and Candy and their Uncle Oswidge, they are in temporary rule of the fictitious land of Udrogoth.

The Maddening Sprite of the Stump / Shrink Rap [1.1]

 * [Princess Candy has just been informed that a giant muffin is attacking the enchanted forest, and various characters are suggesting how to deal with it.]
 * Dave: That'll never work. Does anyone have one of those yappy dogs? That might scare it away.

 * Dave: [after accidentally throwing Lula into the air] WILD SWORD! HEADS UP! [Lula lands in the stump] My bad.

 * [Lula is Dave's enchanted talking sword]
 * Lula: You know what would come in handy against a monster made of dough? Some sort of sharp implement. Oh, if only you had a sharp implement, David. If only-
 * Dave: There's no need to be sarcastic. Time to cut a muffin!
 * Lula: That sounds nasty for some reason.

 * Lula: Somebody get me out of here! This stump's got worms in it!

 * Dave: Stop! Don't spoonfeed that sprite another bite of regurgitated goose! Not until I floss his royal teeth. Say "Ahh" your majesty!

 * The Sprite of the Stump: Okay, whichever one of you manages to slay the muffin monster, wins this: it's an immunity totem. Whoever wins it is excused from giving me my evening spongebath.

 * [The muffin monster's big brother is attacking Udrogoth Castle. He takes a tower and throws it.]
 * Fang: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!
 * [Dave, Candy, and Oswidge look at Fang]
 * Fang: I mean, all my... Weapons.

 * [A tower falls in the middle of the Enchanted Forest.]
 * Oswidge: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!
 * [Dave, Candy, and Fang look at Oswidge]
 * Oswidge: I mean, all my... Magic stuff?

 * [In the Great Indoor Marketplace Dave approaches a clerk at "Ye Sick People Shop" for advice.]
 * Sales Clerk: Eh, I just do holes and leeches. If you want advice, I guess you could read one of those self-help scrolls... but they're all written by crackpots and weirdos.
 * Dave: Crackpots and weirdos!? Count me in!

 * Dave: At last! I know my purpose in life: to help people! And to do that, I must become... A psychofloobicologist!

 * Quozmir: Who dares wake Quozmir, Udrogothian god of overused punctuation!? Whoever it is, he shall pay... um, or she.

 * [Psychofloobicologist Dave has just asked Quozmir why he must destroy the earth.]
 * Quozmir: Why? You know, I never really thought about it before. Why must I destroy? Why do I feel such rage? Why do I persist in doing this atrocious combover, when I'm obviously balding. I mean, seriously, who am I fooling?

 * [Quozmir has just purchased two wheels of cheese at the Great Indoor Marketplace, in part of his flaming-loogie-spitting rampage]
 * Oswidge: Not the Cheese!
 * Candy: What's the big deal?
 * Oswidge: Cheese produces phlegm.
 * Candy: And?
 * Oswidge: And if the cheese creates more phlegm, that means bigger flaming loogies!
 * Candy: And?
 * Oswidge: Look, I'm going to put this in terms you can understand: he could destroy all the shopping!
 * Candy: [gasps] Not on my watch!

 * Candy: Why are you stoping me, that' guy's a menace to shopping! Besides, if he ate all that cheese, it'd go straight to his hips.

 * Dave: We will use the mightiest weapon in the psychofloobicologist's arsenal: Happycrafts!

 * [Candy attempts to calm Quozmir's rage by reuniting him with his mom]
 * Quozmir's mom: Huh, he never calls, he never writes, I ask you: is this the way for a son to act?

 * Quozmir's mom: Herbert, what do you say we destroy the northern half of the continent, huh?
 * Fang: I love a happy ending!
 * Candy: Happy ending? They're gonna destroy half a continent!
 * Fang: Yeah, but not the half we live in.
 * Candy: Good point.

Pet Threat / Lula's First Barbarian [1.2]

 * Storyteller: Dawn in Udrogoth: a time for all barbarian heroes, and their trusty dragons, to rise and begin their mighty action-packed adventures!
 * Dave: What a lovely day to draw sap for pancake syrup!

 * Candy: There's only one way to show true love: we must... [shouting] shop!

 * King Throktar: Anyway, the reason we called is, we hid the Magical Grape of Bobo-Be-Dobo in Faffy's room, and we need you to send it to us or this giant ice monster's gonna freeze the entire world. Okay? Hello? You still there? Hello?

 * Bogmelon: Lookin' for something, darlin'?
 * Dave: I-
 * Bogmelon: We got that. Whaddya want? Tooth extractor? Rump whistle? Spiked helmet? Spiked boots? Spiked toilet paper? Oh, I got just the thing: a diseased weasel!

 * Storyteller: But while trying to feed Carl the nosegrub, Dave fails to notice the little weasel's eyes darting about. Seeking something. Seeking... the hiding place of the Magical Grape of Bobo-Be-Dobo! But to what end? Can there be more to Carl than meets the eye? [Carl farts.] Well, there certainly can't be less!

 * [Carl, the diseased weasel, reveals himself to be The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy in disguise.]
 * Dave: Bejabbers! It's... oh, what's your name? D-d-don't tell me. Does it start with a J?
 * Chuckles: The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy!
 * Dave: I asked you not to tell me!

 * [The Dark Lord Chuckles swallows the Magical Grape, and transforms.]
 * Chuckles: Ah-hahahaha! Fear the mighty, devastating, bloodthirsty... Kitten? Okay, this is really not what I had in mind.

 * Chuckles: Ow! Quit it! That stings! Pathetic dragon, I'll defeat you with ease, and- [Faffy flies in to Chuckles' throat] Wow! That was even with more ease than I thought it'd be... with.

 * [Chuckles has been cooked and prepared to be eaten for Faffy.]
 * Chuckles: I warn you: I'm very high in cholesterol!
 * [Faffy slobbers and drools at the sight.]
 * Dave: Don't worry. Faffy won't really eat him. 'Tis but a merry jest! Good night, and drive safely!

 * Dave: Look what I bought! It lets you listen to music wherever you go! They call it: a walkminstrel!
 * Walkminstrel: [Singing badly] My love is like a red, red rose, but she doesn't smell as good...

 * Dave: What is it!? A spider!? Is something burning!? Is it on me!? I don't see it! Is it invisible!? Are invisible spiders crawling on me and burning!?

 * [Lula reminisces about her first barbarian.]
 * Lula: We were great together, like mayonnaise and... more mayonnaise... So I like mayonnaise, so what!?

 * [Lula speaks to Argon]
 * Argon: You're that one... sword, right?

 * [In a flashback where Argon leaves Lula, Argon builds a snowman and uses Lula as the snowman's nose.]
 * Argon: Woah, rockin' snowman!

 * Storyteller: Yae, Lula's love still burns with the heat of one hundred suns, and Argon's love for Lula burns with the heat of... not... any... suns... at all.

 * [The cast tries to comfort Lula after she finds out Argon has a new sword]
 * Fang: Ah, the guy's a weenie. You deserve better, Lula.
 * Candy: Yeah, and I thought his new sword looked kinda cheap.
 * Dave: Seriously, that tight scabbard left nothing to the imagination.

 * Candy: This is my secret princess cute and fuzzy chamber of peace.

 * Candy: Okay, so we'll skip to the girliest of girly things: manipulating boys. [Pulls out "Barbarian Teen Magazine"] In my hands, I hold the key to winning Argon's heart. An article in Barbarian Teen Magazine.
 * Lula: "How to Bag Your Buff Barbarian Beef Boy". Classy.

 * [Argon comes to Castle Udrogoth to ask for Lula back.]
 * Lula: Dave, here's my two weeks notice. I quit as of two weeks ago. See ya!

 * Storyteller: Meanwhile, without his sword, Dave is feeling a bit naked.
 * Fang: [Pulling a curtain that Dave is hiding behind] Dave, quit acting naked!

 * Enchanted toothbrush: Arrr! I'm waging a war on cavities!

 * Enchanted toothbrush: Don't forget to brush the tongue! Everybody forgets to brush the tongue!

 * [Dave, in disguise, delivers a fake sword to Argon]
 * Dave: Special delivery for, um, Mr. Ageless.
 * Argon: Who's it, like, from?
 * Dave: [Voice cracking] The queen! Of... Queen... Land.

 * [Lula tries to get Argon to forget about the fake sword]
 * Argon: Beat it you hunk of tin! I got a shiny, pointy, new sword!

 * Lula: We've had a little fun with dental hygiene today, but it's no laughing matter.
 * Dave: So be sure to brush and floss after every meal. Otherwise, evil tooth decay goblins will move into your mouth and play loud polka music day and night.
 * Lula: Thanks for listening, and remember [shouting] stay in school!

Girlfriend / Ned Frischman, Man of Tomorrow [1.3]

 * Dave: Um, excuse me. I ordered a book: "The Complete Poetic Works of Ped Xing?"
 * Elderly Clerk: Ped Xing!? [Screams.] That's the worst stuff ever written! Thirty years ago, I read one of his poems, and I've been blind ever since.
 * Dave: Well, I-I'm sorry you-
 * Numb Clerk: And my left arm is completely numb.
 * Dave: Well, I'm-
 * Elderly Clerk: And I lost both my legs.
 * Dave: [Looking under a table] Bu-but, you have legs.
 * Elderly Clerk: Oh, I found them eventually. Down in the sofa cushions.

 * Elderly Clerk: Ah! The book! The book! Heaven help us, the book! Yeah, I sold it two minutes ago.

 * [Princess Irmoplotz of Hyrogoth introduces herself to Dave]
 * Dave: Hyrogoth, ye-ah, yeah. I-I hear Hyrogoth. It has a lot of, ah, Daisies. There. In... Hyrogoth. [Thinking to himself.] How could I say anything so stupid!? Say something smart! Something Smart! [Speaking to Irmoplotz again.] I'm allergic to daisies, I get this terrible oozing rash- Oop!

 * [Dave and Irmoplotz talk about macrame owls.]
 * Dave: I call this one "Mr. Hooty!"
 * Irmoplotz: And I call mine "Sir Hootsworth McHootington the Third!"

 * Dave: Well, she's smart, and beautiful, and, uh, [chuckling] she says the funniest things, like, "I will conquer the world", and "Evil must triumph over good", you know, that kinda thing.

 * Dave: Oh, I see. Just 'cause she has a diabolical laugh, and commands legions of horrible zombies, and has "Evil Princess" embroidered on all of her hankies, you assume she's evil. That's so shallow!
 * Lula: I knew love was blind, but I didn't know it was stupid, too!

 * Narrator: Later, in Irmoplotz's evil castle.
 * Zonthara: Who is there?
 * Irmoplotz: Irmoplotz.
 * Zonthara: Irmoplotz who?
 * Irmoplotz: Mom, enough with the knock-knock jokes already!
 * Zonthara: What news did you bring for... ZONTHARA! EMPRESS OF EVIL!
 * Irmoplotz: I had another relationship date with Dave.
 * Zonthara: And have you told him that you are sworn to serve evil?!
 * Irmoplotz: Well... Not exactly.
 * Zonthara: PRINCESS IRMOPLOTZ! You can't base your relationship on dishonesty. If he really loves you, he'll love you for who you are, honey.
 * Irmoplotz: I guess.
 * Zonthara: And if he doesn't, you could always use your magic powers to make his head explode!

 * Irmoplotz: Mother, stop trying to disintegrate my boyfriend!

 * Irmoplotz: I do all the evil things: destroy civilizations, torment innocent people, return library books... late.

 * Irmoplotz: Dating rule number one: never break up with an evil princess!

 * Uncle Oswidge: Ugh... So many nutlogs... So little stomach.

 * Storyteller: And so Princess Irmoplotz does send an army of indestructible filthy pixies to destroy Udrogoth.
 * Fang: [Gasps] They're indestructible!
 * Storyteller: Yes, I... Just said that.

 * Irmaplotz: So Dave, if we cannot be together, you...will...pay! Mwahahahaha!!!
 * Dave: [amused] You're mad at me, aren't you?

 * Storyteller: And lo, the filthy pixies do rampage wildly through Udrogoth, destroying everything in their path, and getting nasty sticky little fingerprints all over the place!
 * Peasant Woman: [looks at her apron] Darn it! That's gonna need dry cleaning!

 * Storyteller: Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.

 * Irmoplotz: Sorry, I-I don't like to wear my glasses when I'm committing unspeakable acts of evil. They make me look bookish.

 * Dave: I'm sure many of you are wondering why I tied a squirrel to a megaphone. Well, goodbye!

 * Storyteller: Yes, Ned's depressing little life seems pointless, indeed. Until one fateful day, when a firey comet hits Ned's zipper! Seconds later, a secret experimental laser bombards the zipper with hyper-violet mercury rays! Then, it is doused with mysterious chemicals, stuck by the mystical powers of the Norse gods, bitten by a radioactive grasshopper, and taught the arcane apocolyptic of cloud men's mind by an inscrutable monk!
 * Ned: Wow! That hardly Ever happens!
 * Storyteller: The combination of these events transforms Ned's ordinary zipper into ... The Time Zipper!

 * Ned: There won't even be "history" any more. It'll be... "Frischtory!"

 * [The Udrogothian family meets Ned Frischman]
 * Candy: Just imagine, some day, humankind will wear its pants up that high.

 * Ned: Behold! With the touch of a button, I open garage doors... Without leaving my car!

 * [Ned goes to the present day to buy "Game Guys" for the people of Udrogoth]
 * Numb Clerk: Do you require assistance loading these into your tear in the space-time continuum?

 * Storyteller: And lo, the people of Udrogoth are swiftly captivated by the Game Guy's hot colors, multilevel mode, and overall playability.
 * Sentry on the Left: Hey, shouldn't we watching for invaders?
 * Sentry on the Right: Soon as I get to level 6.
 * An Invading Warrior: Hey, shouldn't we be invading?
 * Another Invading Warrior: Soon as I get to level 6.

 * [Twinkle the Marvel Horse tries to convince Candy to let him play.]
 * Twinkle: Shall I tell you of last night's dream? Dark forms came to me, whispering of unspeakable atrocities.

 * Storyteller: Yes, to earn their batteries, the people of Udrogoth did labor mightily for Ned Frischman, constructing a sphinx of gold, Mount Frischmore, Big Ned's Putt-Putt Fun House, and the Great Pyramid... Of Ned.
 * Candy: [Sitting on top of a block for the pyramid while others push.] Let me explain again: I am doing actual work! Me! I don't think you understand how completely and utterly wrong this is!

 * Storyteller: But of all the tasks imposed on the people, the most difficult went to Dave: to create a sandwich in Ned's name!

 * Dave: Hrm... mayonnaise or mustard? I know! A perfect blend of both. I'll call it: mayotard!

 * [Faffy, Lula, and Twinkle rise as "The Thumbless Few" to overthrow Ned]
 * Twinkle: For years, they have mocked us. "Oh! Oh! Look at them! They have no thumbs! Let us taunt them!" But now, who's gonna save the kingdom's bacon, huh?

 * Ned's Guard: Yes! Level 6! Oh, and, uh, halt.

 * [Ned steps on a pedal attached to the Great Pyramid of Ned, and the top opens up.]
 * Ned: How's that for futuristic know-how, eh? Can any of the other pyramids do that? No, no, I don't think so!

 * [Lula's "trick" to getting to level 7]
 * Lula: Go to level 6 and ask directions.

 * Ned: One day I will return to the past, and my impact will be so great, the Barbarians will be called "Frischbarians!" Or, "barbariNeds!" Or maybe, "NedabariFrischians!"

Beef! / Rite of Pillage [1.4]

 * Yar the Trainer: Lay on this bench, and I drop this giant boulder on you. If you can move it, you'll be stronger!

 * Yar the Trainer: You tie your calves into this machine, and this wild boar tries to tear them off. If you keep your legs, you'll be stronger!

 * Fang: Make up your mind. Do you wanna be alive or in shape?

 * Yar the Trainer: We throw you in a cage with a couple of abominable snowmen, and if you get out alive, you'll be stronger!

 * [Candy eats more than one piece of magic broccoli, making her more muscular.]
 * Fang: Holy country-style potato salad, Candy, you're huge!

 * Candy: You know, Candy don't sound tough enough. From now on, you call me... "The Can".

 * [After Candy shows off her strength by picking up an Ox and kicking it like a football.]
 * Biceptia: Uhh, you win.

 * [Dave asks where Candy is.]
 * Fang: Outside, wrestlin' trees!

 * [Fang tries to wrestle Candy.]
 * Candy: Fang good necklace! Pretty!
 * Dave: Stop it, Fang! Violence won't help- wow, you're right, she does make a good necklace.

 * Dave: Candy, I'd like you to read this book on the Dangers of magic broccoli-
 * Candy: No books! Books make The Can hurt in place where thinks come from!

 * Galder the Hot: Hey, The Can? Remember we made a picnic date? I just... wanted to cancel that.
 * Candy: Why hearty boy do this?
 * Galder the Hot: 'Cause the... the sun broke.

 * Storyteller: Yea, our heroes do seek the Master of Evolution, going on a long and perilous journey, which is pretty stupid because the Master of Evolution lives right next door to them.

 * Lula: Have no fear? I'm guessing you don't know Dave.

 * Master of Evolution: You people have no idea how much work it is to evolve something, do you!? I spent a billion years just trying to get something with a spine!

 * [The Royal Family tries to educate Candy via a puppet show.]
 * Dave: [High-pitched voice.] We're gonna sing about colors!
 * Dave and Fang: [Singing.] Red and blue and yellow! Red and blue and yellow!

 * [The Master of Evolution refuses to evolve Candy's body after her family fails at evolving her mind.]
 * Candy: What if I hang you from tree, and learn you new game called, "Piñata?"

 * [The Master of Evolution evolves Candy.]
 * The Master of Evolution: Presto, evolve-o. [Snaps fingers.]

 * Oswidge: And you've learned it's not what's on the outside that's beautiful, it's what's on the inside: your heart. And your liver, your gallbladder, and your spleen.

 * Storyteller: When a tale is so great that it is passed down through the centuries, we call it, a legend. The story you are about to hear... Is not that great. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not a bad story, it has chickens in it, it's just not great.

 * [Candy is frusterated at how many presents Dave has received.]
 * Candy: All wrong! World: upside-down! I'm the princess in this family, do you know how long it's been since I've got a gift basket? A gift certificate? A nice card!?

 * [Candy "calls" her mom and dad through a cauldron. They are chained to a wall.]
 * Glimia: Well, when you fight evil, sometimes you're gonna get put in a fiendish deathtrap from which you have to heroically escape at the last instant.

 * Throktar: Don't worry about your Rite of Pillage, son. Ransack a town, rob the peasants, then, bang! Home for cake. Easy-peasy.

 * Glimia: Oops, the dungeon keeper's coming! Time for us to pull off our heroic escape and destroy the citadel!
 * Thronktar: Toodle-bye!

 * Pillage Master: Men know me as... The Pillage Master. But you may call me... Doria.
 * Dave: Thats a pretty name.

 * [Dave trains for his Rite of Pillage.]
 * Dave: [Clears throat.] I would like to formally apologise for all the trouble we barbarians have-
 * Fang: No! Scare them, scream at them, run and yell! Run and yell!

 * Lula: You're about as scary as a quart of non-fat milk!

 * Storyteller: And the chickens do peck upon the head of Dave until the next sunrise and well into the afternoon.

 * Pillage Master: Dave, it is now the sixteenth hour of the sixteenth day of the sixteenth month, of your sixteenth year!
 * Dave: Sixteenth month? Has anyone checked this guy's math?

 * [The Pillage Master issues Dave an F on his battle cry.]
 * Oswidge: Hark, the dread footfalls of family disgrace draw nigh.
 * Fang: If that means Dave's a bonehead, I agree.

 * [The Pillage Master describes the "Laying Waste" test.]
 * Pillage Master: You must lay waste here, [Dave begins chuckling] then you must lay waste over there. Then, when you feel you can no longer lay waste, you- all right, what is so funny!?

 * [Dave "ruins" some houses.]
 * Dave: Look at that hideous paint job, the atrocious awnings, and the landscaping- ugh! From a design standpoint, those buildings are ruined beyond belief!

 * [For the Plundering Test, Dave rings a doorbell and asks if he can steal some jewels.]
 * Some Kid: [Holding a microphone in a stand-up comedian role.] We're so poor, our bologna doesn't have a first name! Hello!? [Taps microphone.] Has this thing been invented yet? Come on, these are the jokes, people! We're so poor, we can't buy a vowel! So, two guys walk into a barbarian...

 * Pillage Master: Oh, there must be something lower than F-minus. Z! Z! Z! Z! Z! Z! Z!
 * Candy: Here's the plan: we changes our names, move to a distant island, and disguise ourselves as a family of travelling donkey polishers.
 * Fang: Is this before or after we beat Dave to a pulp?

 * Fang: Psych! No way man! Later we're gonna sneak up and skin you with a clam shell. [Family cracks knuckles]
 * Dave: I like clams.

 * [Dave finds out about the final test in the Rite of Pillage.]
 * Dave: Penmanship? [Singing.] Look out people, here I come!

 * Storyteller: Mighty is his ink, and flawless his calligraphy! Ne'er has such a feat of penmanship been witnessed in the history of mankind! And his spelling is good, too.

 * [Fang questions why penmanship counts for 70% of Dave's final grade.]
 * Pillage Master: I know, but the whole Rite of Pillage thing is sponsored by a pen company. D-minus!

King for a Day or Two / Slay What? [1.5]

 * [Candy gripes about ruling as a princess, and points oud that Dave wasn't given "the dumb job."]
 * Dave: No. But if they had, I would bear the burden with grace, dignity, and style. Also, I'd redo the throne room in a polynesian motif.

 * [Dave's second proclamation as King.]
 * Dave: Henceforth, every Saturday will be Udrogoth Spirit Day. All subjects will wear the kingdom's official colors: red, a slightly darker red, and another red a lot like the first one, but more sort of... salmony.

 * Dinky: I hate your brother's stupid Spirit Day law. Red is so not my color. It makes me look slain.

 * [Dave proclaims that all cats in the kingdom must be shaved.]
 * Sentry on the Right: It was going okay until I started shaving his belly.
 * Sentry on the Left: Yeah, they look pretty cute 'til they get mad, huh?

 * Fang: You've gotta stop passing all these stupid laws! Everybody's really mad at you! Especially the cats.
 * [A rock with a note tied to it breaks through a window. Dave catches and reads it.]
 * Dave: It says, "Meow".
 * Fang: And they mean it.

 * Dave: I'll show them! Heads will roll! Excrutiating punishments will be enacted! Wedgies will be given!

 * [Dave orders all subjects to attend the opening day of his musical, "Oh, Pastry!"]
 * Sentry on the Left: "Every subject must attend?" But if we go, the kingdom will be unguarded against invaders.
 * Sentry on the Right: Nope. See, it says, "All invaders must attend as well".
 * Sentry on the Left: Wow, the king thinks of everything.

 * [The intro to Dave's musical.]
 * Dave: [Singing.] With all the suffering in the world... that makes us feel sad, or irate... One thing still fills us all with joy and starchy carbohydrates... Pastry, why the heck are you so tasty?

 * [Chuckles struggles getting the Enchanted Throne of Udrogoth to make him king.]
 * Chuckles: Now make me king, or I'll reupholster you in a really ugly plad!

 * [Another scene in Dave's musical.]
 * Dave: Alas, poor danish, what is thy filling? Well, who knows better than the danish prince!

 * Dave: As the true King of Udrogoth, I order you to... Stop being mean!

 * Chuckles: Okay, time for new laws! [Clears throat.] First, pickled pigs' feet do not belong in jars in delis, they belong on [Screaming] pigs' ankles!
 * Dave: You call that a law?
 * Chuckles: It beats shaving cats.

 * [Candy brings the citizens of Udrogoth to rescue David.]
 * Sentry on the Right: We will defend to the death he who brought us Casual Dress Friday!
 * Proclaimer: Even if he did make us watch that awful play!
 * Sentry on the Right: You know, you don't have to yell like that. You're not making proclamations.
 * Proclaimer: Yell like what?!

 * Storyteller: Throughout history, there have been many great barbarian heroes: Kronkaz the Smasher, Mortaad the Ridiculer-
 * Mortaad: Hey! Pizza face!
 * Storyteller: Sheebor, the Stomper on Things Until They're Squished Into Mushy Paste-
 * Sheebor: Ha! Are you paste yet?
 * Flat Ugly Monster: Not... Quite.
 * Storyteller: These mighty heroes have been honored in the most ancient and venerable of old art forms.
 * Fang: One pack of Famous Barbarian Trading Cards, please. [Shouting.] Or I'll crush you like a grape!

 * Fang: Now, I've got Strom's trading card, and action figure, and poster, and lunch box, and board game, complete table setting, snow globe, his official biography, his unofficial biography, his officially unofficial biography, and his new-and-improved super-deluxe monkey warmer!
 * Monkey [lying in a wooden hot tub with Strom's picture on it] Is it hot in here, or is it me?

 * Strom: I'm here to slay the dragon, people! [Cow moos.] You know, big scaly monster? Fangs? Wings? Been terrorizing you for years?

 * [Ms. Bogmelon describes Faffy, Dave's dragon.]
 * Bogmelon: It's more of a dumb, little, flyin' potato or somethin'.

 * [Candy teaches Faffy the martial art of "Tae Kwon Don't".]
 * Candy: It's not as good for fighting as Tae Kwon Do, but it's great for firming the buttocks.

 * Fang: Strom the Slayer has slain griffins, and basilisks, and manticores. He's slain so much stuff it's amazing anything's still alive! He is exactly what I want to be when I grow up.

 * Strom: So, there's eight or ten girls back home, and then maybe... twenty or thirty on the road?
 * Candy: So... you're saying you're single?

 * [Strom points out that the book Dave is holding is smoking.]
 * Dave: Ye-e-es, yes, it's a filthy habit, but I can't get it to stop.

 * [Strom guesses Fang is a human (who is normally mistaken for a monkey)]
 * Fang: [In awe.] He guessed my species...

 * [Strom takes out his axe to slay Faffy.]
 * Fang: Oooh, the Legendary Golden Tri-Axe! And here comes his famous battle cry!
 * Strom: [Screaming.] Valim-Valee!
 * Fang: Okay, the battle cry isn't all that great. But the axe is cool!

 * Dave: I'm highly allergic to being chopped up!

 * [Uncle Oswidge casts a magic spell, which is reflected back to him and Candy and turns them into centipedes.]
 * Candy: Do you have any idea what this is gonna cost me in shoes?

 * Dave: Could we move to another part of the castle? I'm running out of things to hide behind!

 * [Dave questions why Strom has stopped trying to slay him.]
 * Strom: Obviously you've never touched a monkey. It's kind of addicting.

 * Storyteller: And thus did Fang learn, that even the greatest hero can be a-
 * Fang: Weenie.

 * [Dave looks at the new card added to the Famous Barbarian Trading Cards collection.]
 * Dave: "Dave the Hider Behind Things"? Oh, that's not a flattering picture at all.

Civilization / The Terror of Mecha-Dave [1.6]

 * [Some bugs are telling scary stories about Fang, and are interrupted by Fang.]
 * Fang: I squash you all!

 * [Dave reads a letter from his parents.]
 * Dave: Dear kids, we're still busy fighting evil, but we'll be home soon. Your mother says the demon monkeys may attack but I don't think- egad, they're here. Ieee, argh, ow, ow, ow, ow, yargh, ock, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, scree, erk. Love, mom and dad.

 * Dave: We can teach Fang to be way, way, way more civilized with this: [holds up book.] A Young Lady's Guide to being Way, Way, Way More Civilized.

 * Candy: What was I thinking? Making Fang civilized is hopeless!
 * Oswidge: Yes, because we've been missing the key ingredient: bribery!

 * Storyteller: Fizzberries: a treat so beloved by Fang, that she would chew off her own leg to get to them!

 * [Fang, after becoming civilized, decides to clothe all of the naked animals in Udrogoth.]
 * Fang: It'll be even better once I get dresses on all these fish!

 * Fang: Here, little ladybug. I made you a dress!
 * Ladybug: Nice material! Is it chiffon?

 * [Fang has made a moat for Udrogoth Castle and turned it into a bug-feeding trough]
 * Dave: They're in my pants!

 * Storyteller: Bugle Beetles! These terrible insects are famous for their unstoppable wrath!
 * Dumb Beetle: We're gonna smash things up good, huh? [Chuckles.]
 * Dumber Beetle: We're gonna smash things up real good! [Laughs.]
 * Storyteller: They're also famous for being about as smart as the stuff you scoop out of a pumpkin.

 * [The Royal Family sees the invading Bugle Beetle herd.]
 * Dave: I'll go get bug spray. I think there's some in northern China!

 * [Osiwdge tries to defeat a Bugle Beetle with his magic.]''
 * Oswidge: Hold your horses, bigfella, I gotta check the owner's manual for this wand. Ah, here it is. Destroy: see obliterate. Obliterate: see Destroy. Dang it!

 * Candy: It's my fault we're all... doomed and junk.

 * Fang: Oh, dear! The killer insects are menacing my beloved family!

 * Dumb Beetle: Is it just me, or does The Great Destructor seem smaller in person?
 * Dumber Beetle: Maybe we's bigger in person.

 * Dave: You want me to beat up your friend, Cheesette, because she gave you a fishclock?
 * Candy: For my birthday! Can you imagine!? She knew I wanted a cute top to go with all the other cute things I have that make me look cute!
 * Dave: Hey, why don't you just buy her something super nice, and make her feel really guilty?
 * Candy: I like it! And it allows me to punish her by using my awesome shopping powers!

 * [Dave shows off his clockwork model of Udrogoth.]
 * Dave: Yeah, but it's broken. It's supposed to fly around shooting out colored lights and playing, "I'm a Yankee Doodle Barbarian".

 * [Fang asks a Creepy Old Guy if he knows how to get to the Cliffs of Fabulous Shopping.]
 * Creepy Old Guy: Aye, that I do. Ye must cross the Gorge of Agony, where a mighty beast awaits to tear ye limb from limb. From there, ye climb the Mountain of Thousand Screams, which nay a man has never faced and lived to tell the tale! Or ye could take the shuttle.
 * Dave: Uh... Thanks.

 * [Upon arriving at a small village, Dave is quickly beaten up by guards.]
 * Oswidge: I warned you. No one wants to hear poems about a fluffy throw pillow.

 * [Oswidge and Fang discuss what might be wrong with Dave.]
 * Oswidge: On the other hand, Dave might simply be unhinged. In which case, all we have to do is restrain him in a pitch-black dungeon for countless years until he snaps out of it.

 * [Bogmelon demonstrates a Beaver Leg Shaving device to Candy.]
 * Bogmelon: It also works on armpits!

 * Candy: Twinkle, my flying steed! I'm sorry I haven't visited you for a while...
 * Twinkle: I've been... So lonely, in here. Such terrible thoughts one has, alone, in the dark.
 * Candy: Uh, like I said, I'm real sorry I haven't visited you for a while.
 * Twinkle: It's not important! No one cares about me! They think to mock, and belittle Twinkle the Marvel Horse, do they? Well it is they, they, who will suffer!

 * Twinkle: I had that... dream again. The one, where I do terrible things, to penguins, with a croquet mallet.

 * Oswidge: Don't think I've forgotten the most important thing: there's still fudge on the agenda!

 * [Fang, Oswidge, and Clockwork Mecha-Dave go into Chuckles' evil lair.]
 * Chuckles: Actually, it's the Evil Lair Boutique! I just work here part time to pick up extra money.

 * [Chuckles is interrupted by a customer.]
 * Shoppin' Gal: Do you have Junior Ms. Body Armor?
 * Chuckles: Aisle 6, by the accessory daggers.

 * Oswidge: Let's get this over with so we can have fudge!

 * [Oswidge casts a magic spell and turns himself into a newt.]
 * Oswidge: Note: In future, point magic wand away from self.

 * Dave: It's a trick! I'm Dave! He's the fake, and I'll prove it! [On his knees.] Please don't hurt me, oh, please, please, please, please!
 * Mecha-Dave: This proves nothing. [Also on his knees.] Please do not hurt me. For being hurt is unpleasant.
 * Oswidge: Which is the true dave, and which the machine? No man can say.

 * Oswidge: Normally, I wouldn't ask, but this is cutting into my fudge time!

 * [Chuckles is interrupted by the customer, again.]
 * Shoppin' Gal: Do you have this in teal?
 * Chuckles: Oh, no, sorry, just sea foam or melon, sweetie.

 * [Candy points out that Mecha-Dave has a clockwork key in his back.]
 * Oswidge: I thought it was some kinda growth.

 * Mecha-Dave: My programming has been changed, Chuckles. I am now commanded to pound you into bacon mist.
 * Chuckles: Ew.

 * Chuckles: Get away! I'm too pink to die!

 * Candy: Fudge? I need to give her something really great so she'll feel guilty about that lousy present she gave me!
 * Dave: So, tell her it's imported.
 * Candy: That could work.
 * Oswidge: Ah, fudge. Truly it is the greatest of the brown-colored fruits.

 * Oswidge: Newts don't eat fudge!

 * [Fang runs away screaming from Candy]
 * Candy: [Furyously] Once I catch you I'll kick you!

The Way of the Dave / Beauty and the Zit [1.7]

 * [Dave cooks kitten-shaped apricot pancakes for Fang.]
 * Fang: Gormet cooking is not barbariany!
 * Dave: Uncle Oswidge, Fang's being mean to breakfast!

 * Oswidge: Can't you two just- pancakes!

 * Dave: I never wanted to be a Barbarian!
 * Fang: You did when you were ten!
 * Dave: Only because I thought it meant a librarian who also cuts hair.
 * Oswidge: Don't make me turn you two into cabages again!

 * Bogmelon: Just got a big shipment of snakes... You want one?
 * Snake: Please, buy me!
 * Candy: Actually, I'm looking for one of those hats with antlers on it.
 * Bogmelon: We got that.
 * Snake: I'm a hat! Please buy me!
 * Candy: Look, anything that can say it's a hat isn't a hat, okay?
 * Bogmelon: Oh, a hat! You want a hat! We got that.
 * Snake: I'm a hat!

 * [A kid asks Bogmelon for a hot dog.]
 * Snake: Buy me, I'm delicious!

 * [Dave volunteers to help Candy get a hat.]
 * Dave: Oh! I can help with that! I love hats! Whaddya need? A cap? A derby? A plumed velvet tricorne with satin trim and those little sparkly dangly bits that hang down, they're all dangly and sparkly and-

 * Oswidge: I call upon thee to summon images of Throktar and Glimia, wheresoever they may be!
 * Cauldron of Summoning: Please deposit ten drekles for the first five minutes.

 * Glimia: We destroyed the evil citadel of Naccar the Obliterator yesterday.
 * Throktar: They had a lovely gift shop. We got you a spoon!

 * Throktar: Whoops, gotta go. Giant man-eating cockroaches have come to rip out our entrails.

 * [The Royal Family enters the Desert of Peculiar Smells.]
 * Oswidge: Smells kinda like a cross between rotten bananas and being hit in the face with a shovel.

 * Chuckles: I'm the master of evil! The master of evil! I can't help it if I have an adorably curly little tail.

 * [Chuckles the Silly Piggy summons a sand monster.]
 * Chuckles: And now, my fiendish sand monster shall destroy- I, I'm, I'm sorry, but are you chewing gum while I'm delivering my villainous threats? That is so rude! Spit it out, little mister!

 * [Dave runs away from the sand monster, accidentally running around the entire world.]
 * Polar Bear: If it ain't fish, I'm not interested.

 * Dave: My enchanted sword will change your tune, villain!
 * Lula: What? What are you looking at? What? What!?
 * Dave: I guess I was hoping for, I don't know, like some kind of magical energy blast?
 * Lula: And you couldn't say something!? What am I, a mind reader!?
 * [Lula shoots a magical energy blast at Chuckles, who shoots an energy blast from his amulet.]
 * Dave: Ha! It seems we are evenly matched!
 * Chuckles: Not really. Mine's still set on low. Bye-bye! [He turns a dial on the amulet to "high".] You shall perish beneath the might of my mighty... Mightiness!

 * Dave: [Thinking.] Why is it so echo-y inside my head?

 * Throktar Hallucination: I'm just a hallucination brought on by stress! Well, gotta go! The annual hallucination costume party's tonight. [Disappears, then reappears in a tutu, laughing.] I'm going as a fairy princess!

 * Chuckles: Normally, I hate pathetic grovelling. But on you, it worked.
 * Dave: I'll give you anything. Look, using my world-renowned artistry, I've made you this origami hat!
 * Chuckles: Oooh, I love that! And with antlers! Very fetching!

 * Chuckles: I'm not a moose! I'm a pig wearing an origami hat with antlers!
 * Moose-Eating Thunder Hawk: Yeah, yeah, I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that story.

 * [Candy asks for fashion advice from Fang.]
 * Fang: I don't give a rabid weasel's snout what you wear to some stupid dance.
 * Candy: You don't understand! One fashion mistake, and the other girls will rip me to shreds!
 * Fang: Cool!
 * Candy: No, I mean, really, rip me to shreds.
 * Fang: Cooooool!

 * Oswidge: I just heard I'm going to emcee the ball! And the emcee always eats first! [Licks lips.] They're gonna have those nutlogs I like!

 * Dave: I just heard I'll be working the hat check room at the ball. So many hats... It's like a... A beautiful dream.

 * [Candy screams at the sight of her zit.]
 * Dave: What is it!? A monstrous ogre!? An ogreous monster!? Tell me quick so I'll know the best way to run away!

 * Oswidge: A little magic, I'll have that hideous thing off your face faster than you can say, "get this hideous thing off my face".
 * Candy: Get this hideous thing-
 * Oswidge: Gitripozene!

 * [Uncle Oswidge turns Candy into a stack of magazines.]
 * Dave: Hey, look! It's the Pillaging Illustrated swimsuit issue!
 * Candy: Move your hand one inch closer, and you'll be pulling back a stump.

 * Candy: Uncle Oswidge, I could kiss you! If you weren't so short, and old, and ugly, and smelly.
 * Oswidge: I'm not that short.

 * Candy: Um... You wanna dance?
 * Pank: Sure. Wait... you mean with... you?

 * [The Zit kidnaps Candy.]
 * Candy: Hank! Do something!
 * Pank: [Looking at his pants.] Uh... I think I just did.

 * Dave: Okay, I'll do it. But only if I don't have to fight the monster.
 * Fang: Of course you have to fight the monster! What're you gonna do, bake him a pie!?
 * Dave: But everybody loves pie!

 * Ted: You know what I hate most about eating people?
 * Stu: When their shoes get caught in your teeth?
 * Ted: Bingo!

 * Zit: I am Sebacious D. Wisehop. But you may can call me, "Zit".
 * Candy: I'm Princess Candy.
 * Zit: I know, I used to be on your forehead.
 * Candy: Why did you grab me?
 * Zit: Because I'm a monster! An evil, bloodthirsty, uncivilized monster! Who's totally in love with you!

 * [Candy tells Dave that zit cream never works.]
 * Dave: Oh no? Well, this is New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon!
 * Zit: [Gasps.] Not New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon! With the miracle ingredient XV-17, zits don't stand a chance against Zit-B-Gon! Now available in regular or grape!

 * Oswidge: Don't cry, Candy. You're still young. As a teenager, you'll have a lot more chances to fall in love! And if not, at least you'll have a lot more zits!

Band / Web [1.8]

 * [In this episode Dave, Fang, Candy, Oswidge, and Faffy create a band with a donkey.]
 * Fang: [singing] Donkey chum, donkey chum
 * Yeah, yeah, yeah! Love my donkey or you are dumb! Yeah, donkey chum! [screams]

 * [Uncle Oswidge invents rock 'n' roll after hearing Fang's version of "Donkey Chum".]
 * Uncle Oswidge: I'll call it rock 'n' roll. Cause it feels like you're being hit with a rock, and I'm hungry for a roll.

 * [Fang explains how she knows how to play the lute.]
 * Fang: It's a long story. See, there was this bug...
 * [Fang flashes back.]
 * Bug: Spare my life and I'll teach you to play the lute.
 * [Back in the present.]
 * Fang: Then he taught me the lute. Huh, guess it wasn't that long.

 * [After "Donkey Chum" became a hit Dave writes another song entitled "Pancake Party".]
 * Dave: Here's a little song I like to call "Pancake Party". [Singing]]
 * If I had a pancake....
 * I'd eat it with butter!
 * I'd eat it with syrup!
 * I'd eat it with a fork!
 * Oh Pan...
 * Fang: [Switching music to rock] Let me show you how it's done! [Singing]
 * Pancakes, Pancakes,
 * Eat 'em with a fork!
 * Pancakes, pancakes!
 * Don't be a dork!

 * [After the Ogre's check had been passed from debtor to debtor Dave questions what just happened]
 * Uncle Oswidge: I think I can explain all that in song...
 * I knew an egg by the name of Steve
 * Layed by a moo-cow, I believe
 * Wore pants, suspenders and a tie
 * And only washed his face on the fifth of July
 * Steve took a nap in a frying pan and woke up next to sausages!

 * [The cast joins in a chorus of "Steve the Egg".]
 * Dave: Now I get it!

Catchphrases

 * Dave: Bejabbers!

 * Fang: Not a monkey!

Cast

 * Jeff Bennett
 * Danny Cooksey
 * Estelle Harris
 * Erica Luttrell
 * Tress MacNeille
 * Kevin Michael Richardson
 * Frank Welker

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User talk:Mathiastck

Hi Mathiastck 18:26, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Double Redirects
Insert your opinion on double redirects here. Or Inclusionism, or Mobile for that matter :) MathiasTCK 09:32, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Who are you talking to? Wikiquote is no discussion forum. Even it is related to our other sister project, Wikiquote user talk isn't a good place for request for comments. Such things should go to meta instead or back to the project where the issue really happened. Currently the topic you mentioned here is not our issue, and if so, it should go to a general discussion place. --Aphaia 10:21, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the suggestions. Do you have a link on the subject you'd recommend?  MathiasTCK 14:26, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
 * WQ:NOT, for example? --Aphaia 15:57, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

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Henri Bourassa

Joseph-Napoléon-Henri Bourassa (September 1, 1868 – August 31, 1952) was a French Canadian political leader and publisher.

Quotes

 * If I go out of public life with one feeling, with one conviction, it is this : a deep regret for many bitter words I have used in my life, deep sincere repentance for my violence of language. But I hope they will be forgiven me by God and man, because not once in all my life have I attacked anybody unjustly from my point of view, and without believing it was my duty to do so.
 * Henri Bourassa, Fiery Politician, Dies, The Globe and Mail, September 1, 1952, page A1.

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Incidents of deliberate vandalism have resulted in this IP address being temporarily blocked from editing. ~ Kalki 23:52, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

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Hello, WikiQuote!

I am currently in the process of adding pages of quotations for several of my favorite philosophers.

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Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Futurama. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos 01:51, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

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Codename: Kids Next Door

Codename: Kids Next Door (commonly abbreviated to Kids Next Door, or KND for short) is an American animated television series created by Tom Warburton for Cartoon Network, and the 13th of the network's Cartoon Cartoons. The series centers on the adventures of five children who operate from a high-tech tree house, fighting against adult villains with advanced 2×4 technology. Using their codenames (Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5), they are Sector V, part of a global organization called the Kids Next Door.

Seasons

 * Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 1
 * Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 2
 * Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 3
 * Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 4
 * Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 5
 * Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 6

Voice Cast

 * Benjamin Diskin – Numbuh 1 (Nigel Uno), Numbuh 2 (Hoagie Gilligan)
 * Lauren Tom – Numbuh 3 (Kuki Sanban)
 * Dee Bradley Baker – Numbuh 4 (Wallabee Beatles)
 * Cree Summer – Numbuh 5 (Abigail Lincoln)

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Vote for deletion notice
~ Jeff Q (talk) 23:12, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Formatting
If there is already a formatting standard, my apologies for not looking it up. I started editing episodes to show a full name with a link to Wikipedia when available on the first time the name is shown in that episode, then only first name unlinked there after. LeVirus Watts 09:58, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

 * Also, some characters have different names in session one present day story line. Lily Moore (later Lily Tyler by marrage), and Maia Rutledge (later Maia Skouris by adoption).  To put this in perspective, if we keep them the way they were, within a few episodes (or maybe now, I'm not caught up) there is hintings to a wedding.  This would change the back quotes for those people.  For non-fictional people, I can see using a changed name, or using the name they were well known for.  On the other hand, in fiction, there is written record evidence as to what their name was at the time. LeVirus Watts 19:29, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Context
Some of these quote's don't make sense without the context of the episode around it. Should they be kept?

Episode 3x13 Fifty-Fifty
I am unsure if the homeless man ever had a name. Anyone else know? LeVirus Watts 01:58, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Correctness
i just, corected, some things with the 3rd, episode ,i was shocked about. 'your' was typed instead of 'you're' in a few places.... a dosen words where spealed completely WRONG............. can you just use a speal checker the, next time you, post something, if you feel, your completely unliterate???

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Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember is a 2002 film in which Austin Powers, upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly-named villain Goldmember - who is working with Dr. Evil. The film was released in theaters July 26, 2002 in United States.

 * Directed by Jay Roach. Written by Mike Myers and Michael McCullers.

He's still evil... He's still deadly... and he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots! taglines

Dialogue

 * [First lines; From Austinpussy]
 * Austin (Tom Cruise): [takes off his glasses] Yeah Baby!
 * ["Tom Cruise as Austin Powers" appear. Then sees the motorcyclist, who turns out to be a woman, and puts his glasses back on]
 * Dixie (Gwyneth Paltrow): [walks up to him] Hi I'm Dixie, Dixie Normous. ["Gwyneth Paltrow as Dixie Normous" appear] I may just be a small town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough, and sexy.
 * Austin (Cruise): Well Miss Normous, shall we shag now, or shag later?
 * Dixie (Paltrow): Oh Austin, Behave!
 * [They kiss, until...]
 * Dr. Evil (Kevin Spacey): Hey, Powers! [they look at him] You better watch your frigging self because this is one doctor who does make house-calls. ["Kevin Spacey as Dr. Evil" appear] Right, mini-me?
 * Mini-me (Danny Devito): [flipping the bird while smoking a cigar] Hey, assholes! ["Danny DeVito as Mini-Me" appears] I'm right over here! I'm Mini-me! Come and get me! [fires an automatic assault rifle in the air]
 * [The word "Austinpussy" appears, before it was revealed to be the movie studio]
 * Spielberg: So Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
 * Austin: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest filmmaker in the history of cinema is making a mooovie about my life. Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah! (laughs) Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
 * Spielberg: Really? [holds up an Oscar] My friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.
 * Austin: Well, no offense, Sir Stevie... [holds up the word 'mojo'] ...but you've gotta have mojo baby. Yeah! [blows the word into colorful dust] Hit it!
 * [The theme song plays]

 * Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. [Scott snickers] What?
 * Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
 * Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
 * Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
 * Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
 * Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
 * Dr. Evil: You do?
 * Frau Farbissina: Ja. It's a really good plan.
 * Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good. [Scott resumes snickering] What is it now?
 * Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good...on the hole.
 * Frau Farbissina: Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie the same lingitty, ja.
 * Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is...no one can stop me. Not even...Austin Powers. [laughs evilly]
 * [They all laugh maliciously, except Scott]
 * Austin Powers: [arrives with a gun] Not so fast. [the police aim their guns at Dr. Evil and Mini-Me] You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
 * Dr. Evil: [defeated once again] Shit.

 * [Basil brings in three sailors]
 * Basil: Austin, these men were assigned to guard your father. [to the sailors] Okay, chaps. Chins up, trousers down. [to Austin] I think we may have found a clue.
 * [The sailors pull down their pants, and Austin is shocked to see what they have exposed]
 * Austin: Cor blimey! All your privates have had their privates painted gold! How bizarre! Imagine, gilded tally-whackers, golden wedding tackle, 14-karat trouser snakes.
 * Basil: That's enough.
 * Austin: Okay. Basil, there's only one person in the world who truly understands the psychology of a madman.
 * Austin and Basil: Dr. Evil.

 * Young Dr. Evil: [checking the class rankings] Hey everybody, I'm #1!
 * Young Number 2: Hello. I'm Number 2.
 * Young Dr. Evil: Pleased to meet you, Number 2. But now, I'm finally going to be this year’s international man of mystery! [laughs evilly]
 * [Young Number 2 laughs along with Young Dr. Evil]
 * Boy: [off screen] Shut your gob! [throws a cupcake at Dr. Evil]
 * Young Dr. Evil: Ow! [the students laugh] Who throws a cupcake? Honestly.

 * Austin: How can I find this Goldmember?
 * Dr. Evil: Quid pro quo, Mr. Powers.
 * Austin: Yes. Squid pro row.
 * Dr. Evil: I give you Goldmember, you give me a transfer to a regular prison, so that I can be with my beloved Mini-Me.

 * Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to talk about naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English.
 * Nigel: [looks back at the girls] All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. [Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.]
 * Austin: Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? [Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?]
 * Nigel: What, billy no mates? [What, alone?]
 * Austin: Too right, youth. [Indeed.]
 * Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? [Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?]
 * Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! [The insane one?]
 * Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! [She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.]
 * Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... [A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck] [inaudiably] [????????...]
 * Austin and Nigel: -St. Regis tea kettle!
 * Nigel: And then, and then-
 * Austin and Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

 * Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?
 * Austin: ...What?
 * Goldmember: A shmoke and a pancake. You know, a flapjack and a shigarette? No? [Austin shakes head] Shigar and a waffle? No? [Austin shakes head again] Pipe and a crepe? No? [again] Bong and a blintz?
 * Austin and Nigel: No.
 * Goldmember: Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
 * Austin: [quietly] That's not right.

 * Foxxy: Basil, what's happenin', baby?
 * Basil: A lot is happening, Foxxy. Dr. Evil has escaped! The good news is that one of our agents has managed to infiltrate Dr. Evil's organization.
 * Austin: Excellent, Basil. We've been trying for years to get a mole into Dr. Evil's lair; we now have that mole.
 * Basil:: Yes! Ah, and here he is.
 * [Number Three enters]
 * Austin: So you're the... [zooms up on the mole's mole] mo-o-ole, mo-o-o-le...
 * Foxxy: Mo-ost, most...most excellent agent we've ever seen.
 * Austin: Yes, most...excellent...agent...we've...ever seen.
 * Foxxy: Mm-hmmm.
 * Austin: [quietly to Foxxy] Thank you.
 * Number Three: Thank you. Now, I wasn't able to get an exact location, but I did learn that Dr. Evil has moved to a new lair outside of Tokyo Japan. [awkward pause] By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face.
 * Austin: Where? [laughs nervously] What? Where's that mole? I...didn't see one.
 * Number Three: I also realize the irony that I am myself a mole.
 * Austin: [nervously) No one would make that connection. [he and Foxxy look at each other]
 * Basil: [to Number Three] Anyway, well done, old chap. Jolly good work.
 * Austin: Yes, nice to mole you - meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say "mole".
 * Foxxy: Stop it.
 * Austin: I said "mole".
 * Foxxy: Stop!
 * Number Three: Bye.
 * Austin: Mole. [Basil and Number Three approach the elevator] Mo-ole... [Basil holds up his finger] Mole!
 * Basil: [irritated] OH, SHUT UP! [leaves]
 * Austin: [tries to hold it in, but cannot] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
 * [An annoyed Number Three leaves also]

 * [Deleted scene in Infinifilm edition]
 * Dr. Evil: Goldmember, I have an anagram for you: "I fit iron dick."
 * Goldmember: Yes. "I fit iron dick." Yes, it's an anagram, so it's a jumble word. Okay, jumbling, jumbling...Carry the 7...Divided by...Yes...
 * Dr. Evil: Yeah, can't get it? "I fit iron dick," "frickin' idiot." (spells it to the tune to 'Old McDonald Had a Farm') F-r-i-c-k-i-n' i-d-i-o-t. With a frick-frick here and a frick-frick there; here a frick, there a frick, everywhere a frick-frick. Dr. Evil had a suuu-ubbb...filled with...frick-in idiots.

 * Dr. Evil: Lower the globe!
 * Frau Farbassina: LOWER THE GLOBE!!!!
 * [Goldmember flinches, the globe falls onto Dr. Evil's head]
 * Dr. Evil: Ow! Ow!
 * Goldmember: Scheiße!
 * Dr. Evil: [now stuck] Well, congratulations, numb-nuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-Box! Get it off, get it off! It's dark, it's dark! [Number 2 pulls the globe off his head] Okay, I'm okay. [Goldmember chuckles] Release the meteor!
 * Frau Frabassina: RELEASE THE METEOR!!!!
 * [Goldmember flinches again; Mini-me swings a gold meteor model into Dr. Evil's genitals]
 * Dr. Evil: [falls over] Ohh! Oh! Ohh, no way!
 * Goldmember: Right in the kinicke.
 * Dr. Evil: God damn it! Oh! Guys! [to Mini-me who shrugs afterwards] Way to go, a-hole! Alright, hold on while I try and find my balls, for God's sakes. [whispers] 1, 2, and 3. [normally] Okay, I'm okay. [sits back down in his moving chair]
 * Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we have the ultimate insurance polichy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!
 * Dr. Evil: His what?
 * Number 2: His fazha, Dr. Evil.
 * Dr. Evil: His farjer? [Number 2 nods] What's farjer?
 * Goldmember: His fazha, ya know the fazha.
 * Dr. Evil: Yeah, Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv-boy?
 * Goldmember: Fazha, his dad. Dad is fazha.
 * Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. [realizes] Oh! His father.
 * Goldmember: Yes, I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird?
 * Dr. Evil: Father, Father. Ah, Nigel Powers.
 * Nigel: [enters with the guards] Hello, hello. [slaps Frau on her rear] Ha-ha-ha.
 * Dr. Evil: Bring him to me.
 * Nigel: Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Oh, put the guns down. Is-is this the first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes, you attack me, one at a time, and I knock you out with a single punch. Okay? Go. [the two guards listen] Judo chop! [karate chops on 2 guards]
 * Dr. Evil: Oh, he's good.
 * Nigel: [to third guard] Do you know who I am? [the third guard nods] Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? [the third guard nods again] And look at you, you haven't even got a name tag. You got no chance. Why don't you just fall down? Go on, son. [the third guard complies] All right, Dr. Evil, give yourself up while you still got a chance. [handgun chambers behind Nigel] Okay, okay, you got me.
 * Dr. Evil: Nigel Powers, I'd like you to meet Mini-me.
 * Nigel: Oh, blimey! [looks down at Mini-me] I thought I smelled cabbage.
 * Dr. Evil: Take him away!
 * [While Mini-Me leads Nigel out of the room]
 * Goldmember: Uh-uh, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, ya know?
 * Dr. Evil: [piloting his chair over to Goldmember, and swivels it to look at him] How 'bout NO, you crazy Dutch bastard!?

 * [{}=Japanese translations]
 * Mr. Roboto: Watashi wa Roboto Industries no shachōdesu. Watashinonamaeha Mr. Robotodesu. [I am president of Roboto Industries. My name is Mr. Roboto.]
 * Austin: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. [Thank you, Mr. Roboto] [in English; to the audience] I thank you.
 * Foxxy: Kyūna go renraku nimokakawarazu go raiten itadaki arigatōgozaimashita.[Thank you for seeing us on such short notice.]
 * Austin: [surprised] You speak Japanese?
 * Foxxy: A little.
 * Austin: Well, you might be a cunning linguist. but I'm a master debater. [both laugh, then he turns to Mr. Roboto] I'm looking for my father. He was kidnapped.
 * Mr. Roboto: [holds out a mushroom to Austin] Shītake o tabete kudasai. [Please eat some shit.]
 * Austin: "Please eat" what?!
 * Foxxy: Wait. [removes the white cups revealing rest of subtitle] He said: "Please eat some shiitake mushrooms".
 * Austin: Tell me, what do you know about my father's where...about...s?
 * Mr. Roboto: Hmm... [walks up to his bookcase] Anata no ninmu wa fukōna monodesu. [Your ass is happy.]
 * Austin: "Your ass is happy"?
 * Foxxy: No. [pulls down a bookcase cover, revealing the rest of the subtitle] He said: "Your assignment is an unhappy one".
 * Austin: Oh!
 * Mr. Roboto: [to a Japanese woman in white] Nezumi no mondai ga shinkokudesu. [I have a huge rod.]
 * [The woman gasps]
 * Austin: Nice potty-mouth, dirt bag!
 * Mr. Roboto: Nezumi no mondai ga shinkokudesu. [moves away from woman, revealing I have a huge rodent problem.]
 * Austin: Oh.
 * Mr. Roboto: Sukoshi hanashi ga soremasuga, zan'nen'na kotodesu. [A little off the topic but unfortunate nonetheless.]
 * Austin: Yes. Quite off-topic, thank you very much.
 * Mr. Roboto: Why don't I just speak in English?
 * Austin: That would be a good idea, now, wouldn't it? That way, I wouldn't misread the subtitles, making it look like you're saying things that are dirty.
 * Mr. Roboto: [lies] I have no whereabouts for your father, I'm sorry. I cannot help you.
 * [Austin and Foxxy politely stand and walk to the door]
 * Austin: [standing in the doorway] By the way, Kyodaina roddo o mottemasu...hoshīdesu.[I have a huge rod...I wish.] [closes the door, whispers quietly to Foxxy] Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
 * Foxxy: Tell me something I don't know.
 * Austin: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
 * Foxxy: Say what?
 * Austin: That's something you don't know.

 * [A small replica of Godzilla runs amok in Tokyo. It’s revealed that Nigel’s Mini has run into the replica and is caught on it]
 * Japanese Man 1: Run! It's Godzilla!
 * Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to International Copyright Laws, it's not.
 * Man 1: Still, we should run like it is Godzilla!
 * Man 2: [looking at the camera, breaking the fourth wall] Though it isn't.
 * [Both men scream and flee]

 * Goldmember: Breaker-breaker one-niner, this is Goldie Wang. Over.
 * Dr. Evil: Ten-four there, Goldie Wang. This is Rubber Duckie. What's your ten-twenty? Over.
 * Goldmember: I've got Preparation H in my rear and Smokey the Bear on my back pocket. We got us a convoy. Over.
 * Dr. Evil: Yee-haw! Copy that, you son of a bitch, pile of monkey nuts.

 * Number Three: Mini-Me has switched sides.
 * Austin: [realizes] Oh! Oh! [looks at Mini-Me] Sorry about that, old chap. [waves] Welcome aboard. [Mini-Me shrugs; looks back at Number Three] My mole-stake. [covers his mouth]
 * Number Three: What? [Austin shakes head; sighs] Look, just get it out of your system.
 * Austin: No, I'm fine.
 * Number Three: I insist. We can work better if you just-
 * Austin: [losing it] MOLE! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guaca-moley! [calming down]
 * Number Three: Better?
 * Austin: Yeah. [takes plant branch and pokes Number Three's mole with it]

 * Johnson: Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
 * World Leader: Which one?
 * Johnson: It's the one that looks like a pair of-
 * [Cut to the fruit stand]
 * Woman: Melons! Big juicy melons! [holds two melons in front of her]
 * Man: Are they nice and firm?
 * Woman: Well, what do you think?
 * Man: [points to the sky] Look at that! It looks like a set of giant-
 * ''[Cut to a football game; 4 men are cheering with the letters "T","I","T", and "S" painted on their chests]
 * 2nd "T" Man: Hey! A and N, you're late!
 * [Two more men with the letters "A" and "N" arrive, forming "TITANS"]
 * "A" Man: How we doin’, man?!
 * All 6 men: Yeah! GO, TITANS!! Yeah!
 * "A" Man: Check it out! Those remind me of-
 * [Film pauses; cut to the Osbournes]
 * Ozzy: Boobs!
 * Sharon: Boobs, Ozzy?
 * Ozzy: These filmmakers are just ''[bleep]'ing' boobs!
 * Kelly: What do you mean, Dad?
 * Ozzy: Well, they're usin' the same [bleep]ing joke they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
 * Sharon: What [bleep]ing joke?
 * Jack: You know, the [bleep]ing joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's-
 * [Cut back to the World Organization]
 * Leader: Johnson?
 * Johnson: Yes, sir?
 * Leader: Any sign of that satellite?
 * Johnson: No, sir. It's gone.

 * Goldmember: Not so fast, smarty-pants! Dr. Evil, you might not want to destroy the world, but I do! Preparation H goes ahead as planned. I'm going to flood the Earth! [laughs]
 * Foxxy: Think again, Goldmember! [points her gun at Goldmember]
 * Goldmember: Ahh! Foxxy Cleopatra! It's a shame I had to kill your partner. Too bad for you!
 * Foxxy: Too bad for me? How 'bout too bad for you? [holds the key in her hand]
 * Goldmember: [in terror] Oh, no! ''(Foxxy drops the key into the shark tank)
 * Goldmember: [panics] No-ho-ho! No-ho-ho-ho! (composes himself) Luckily, I keep a spare. [turns around and removes his genitals, turns around, and reveals another key] Look, everyone! My winky was a key!
 * Nigel: [in contempt] Only a bloody Dutchman.

 * [Goldmember turns around, and it was John Travolta in the movie Austinpussy]
 * Goldmember (John Travolta): Hey, assholes! Do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what? [bites off the skin] I am from Holland! Isn't that weird?! [showing off some groovy dance moves]

 * Fat Bastard: Hey Powers!
 * Austin: Fat Bastard? But you're not fat anymore.
 * Fat Bastard: I went on the Subway diet. You know, just like Jared. I've lost 180 pounds.
 * Austin: Congratulations, baby.
 * Fat Bastard: Thank you. I do have a little bit of excess skin, though. Bit of a problem here, you know. And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

 * [Last lines]
 * Scott: I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly, like Dr. Evil, then doing the disco dance]

Taglines

 * He's still evil... He's still deadly... and he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots!
 * What do you call a swinger old enough to be your father? Daddy!
 * A New Breed of Evil.
 * This summer's biggest movie has a secret, baby!

Cast

 * Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard/Goldmember
 * Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra
 * Michael York - Basil Exposition
 * Robert Wagner - Number Two
 * Rob Lowe - Young Number Two
 * Seth Green - Scott Evil
 * Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina
 * Verne Troyer - Mini-Me
 * Michael Caine - Nigel Powers
 * Steven Spielberg - Himself
 * Fred Savage - Number Three

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Hagan jared. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Hagan jared~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:24, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:48, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Hagan jared~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Chigiri12

Welcome
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title: User talk:Chigiri12


text:
User talk:ClockFace~enwikiquote

Welcome
Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:47, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called ClockFace. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name ClockFace~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:20, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:44, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:ClockFace~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Edgar~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Edgar. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Edgar~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:22, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:47, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Edgar~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Kinser~enwikiquote

Welcome
Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:47, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
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 * Be bold.

Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Kinser. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Kinser~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:28, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:51, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Kinser~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Aeryvalley

Welcome
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title: User talk:Aeryvalley


text:
User talk:Daash~enwikiquote

Welcome
Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:47, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
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 * Be bold.

Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Daash. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Daash~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:20, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:45, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Daash~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Gadge man~enwikiquote

Welcome
Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:47, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
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 * Before creating new articles, consult our guide. You may practice how to edit a page at Sandbox.
 * Be bold.

Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Gadge man. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Gadge man~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:23, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:47, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Gadge man~enwikiquote


text:
Talk:Dave the Barbarian

Songs
There are a couple of songs that are listed here apparently as complete transcriptions, including much more contextual information than is probably necessary. Please note that: Thank you for your assistance in this. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 06:18, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
 * Wikiquote is about quotes. Contexts should be as brief as possible (preferable no more than 1 short sentence), and should serve two purposes: as a source (identifying a scene, like a page number for a book), and/or providing information essential to understanding the quote. Often, quotes that need too much context are probably not good candidates for Wikiquote inclusion.
 * Listing the lyrics of entire songs from copyrighted works is almost always a copyright violation. Please include only brief, pithy excerpts.

 * A bit late, but I've tried my best to shorten the offending lyrics as I've worked on this. I'm fearing I'm adding too many quotes from other episodes in the process, though, and I'd be glad to have someone point out which ones are best removed. --Oracle of Wuffing 04:32, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Cleanup
Soph 18:27, 26 September 2010 (UTC)

title: Talk:Dave the Barbarian


text:
User talk:60.225.76.10

Incidents of deliberate vandalism have resulted in this IP address being temporarily blocked from editing. ~ Kalki 07:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

title: User talk:60.225.76.10


text:
User talk:60.234.48.7

An editor using this IP address has now created three articles, Vincent leow, Jack He, and Ruanaq malholtra, which contain no information about their subjects that serve to identify them, and are almost certainly unnotables. Furthermore, these supposed quotes not only have no sources, but also seem to follow a theme of juvenile teasing rather than a serious attempt to contribute to this quote compendium. Please desist from adding these articles. Further such article creations without any supporting evidence of notability or accuracy may result in a block for disruptive behavior. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 11:49, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

title: User talk:60.234.48.7