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Star Trek: Nemesis

Star Trek Nemesis (Paramount Pictures, 2002) is the tenth feature film based on the popular Star Trek science fiction television series. From a scipt by John Logan, it is likely the last Star Trek film to feature the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the USS Enterprise-E become involved in when the new Romulan Praetor Shinzon makes overtures for peace with the Federation. Surprisingly, Shinzon is not from Romulus, but from Remus, a native of the twin world of Romulus. But he is not even a normal Reman at that. Picard faces a new, very personal enemy, and the Enterprise-E is tasked with preventing a costly reignition of war between Romulus and Earth.
 * Directed by Stuart Baird. Written by John Logan, Rick Berman, and Brent Spiner.

A Generation's Final Journey Begins

Jean-Luc Picard

 * [Picard toasts Riker and Troi] Will Riker, you have been my trusted right arm for fifteen years. You have kept my course true and steady. Deanna Troi, you've been my guide and my conscience. You have helped me recognize the better parts of myself. You are my family. And in best maritime tradition, I wish you both clear horizons. My good friends... make it so.
 * [while being shot at during a car chase] I think it's time to try some unsafe velocities!
 * [near a replicator] Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
 * [seeing the Scimitar for the first time. With awe] She's a predator...
 * If there is one ideal that the Federation holds most dear it is that all men... all races can be united. What better example than a Starfleet captain standing in the Romulan Senate. Nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friendship... in time... when that trust has been earned.
 * [voiceover] Captain's Personal Log. The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect of them... And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.
 * Mr. Data? Shut up. [to wedding guests] Fifteen years I've been waiting to say that!

Data

 * I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.
 * [last word] Good-bye.

Shinzon

 * [to Donatra] If you ever touch me again... I'll kill you.
 * Tea, hot.
 * [speaking to Picard via a holographic transmission.] I'll show you my true nature. Our nature. And as Earth dies - remember I will always forever be Shinzon of Remus. And my voice shall echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory.
 * Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they Jean-Luc?
 * [last words] I'm glad we're together now. Our destiny's complete.

B-4

 * B-4: [observes Picard] Why do you have a shiny head?
 * B-4: [observes Riker] Why does the tall man have a furry face?

Dialogue

 * Senator: Senators, consider the opportunities for the Empire. At last, the destinies of the planets Romulus and Remus will be united. Shinzon of Remus is offering us a chance to make ourselves stronger than ever before. It would be madness to reject it. I beg you not to let prejudice or politics interfere with this alliance. By joining Shinzon's forces with ours, not even the mighty Federation will be able to stand in our way.
 * Praetor Hiren: That's enough!
 * [first lines]

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Duty. A starship captain's life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in First Contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today... as best man. Now, I know on an occasion such as this, it is expected that I be gracious and fulsome in my praise on the wonders of this blessed union. But have the two of you considered what you are doing to me?! Of course, you're happy, but what about my needs? This is all a damned inconvenience. I mean, while you are happily settling in on the Titan, I will be training my new First Officer. You all know him. He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
 * Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet Code Section 12, Paragraph Four...
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Data?
 * Data: Sir?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Shut up.
 * Data: Yes, sir.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Fifteen years I've been waiting to say that.

 * Geordi La Forge: You ever think about getting married again?
 * Guinan: No. Twenty-three was my limit.
 * [Worf with a hangover, groans with his head down on the table.]
 * Guinan: Worf? Are you all right?
 * Worf: Romulan ale should be illegal.
 * Geordi La Forge: It is.
 * Worf: Then it should be more illegal.

 * Deanna Troi: That was a lovely toast.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: It's from the heart.
 * Deanna Troi: And you needn't worry. I'm going to brief your new counsellor everything she needs to know.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Like hell you are. You already know too much about me. But I take it, there will be no speeches during the ceremony on Betazed.
 * William Riker: No... no speeches and no clothes.
 * [Data on stage, toasts Riker and Troi]
 * Data: Ladies and gentlemen and invited transgendered species...

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Don't worry, Number One. We'll still have you to Betazed with plenty of time to spare.
 * William Riker: Thank you, sir.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: [to Worf] Where we will all honor the Betazoid tradition [regarding nude marriages]. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the gym.

 * William Riker: Captain, I don't have to remind you--
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I appreciate you concern, Number One. But, I have been itching to try the Argo.
 * William Riker: I'll bet.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Captain's prerogative. There's no foreseeable danger. And your wife would never have forgiven me if anything would have happened to you. You have the bridge... Mister Troi!
 * [The bridge crew laughs heartily at Riker's momentary demotion to house husband.]

 * [a robotic arm comes up from the ground and grabs Worf's foot. Startled, Worf kicks it off, picks it up and inspects it]
 * Data: It appears to be a robotic arm.
 * Worf: [sarcastically] Very astute

 * Kathryn Janeway: Jean-Luc, how'd you like a trip to Romulus?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: With or without the rest of the fleet?
 * Kathryn Janeway: A diplomatic mission. We've been invited, believe it or not.

 * Kathryn Janeway: The Son'a, the Borg, the Romulans-- you seem to get all the easy assignments.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Just lucky, Admiral.
 * Kathryn Janeway: Let's hope that luck holds. Janeway out.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Helmsman, lay in a new course. Take us to Romulus, warp eight.
 * Officer Branson: Aye aye, sir. Course plotted and laid in.
 * William Riker: Romulus?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I'm afraid the Opal Sea will have to wait, Number One. Engage.

 * Data: B-4, do you know where you are?
 * B-4: I am in a room...with lights!

 * Shinzon: My life is meaningless as long as you're still alive. What am I while you exist? A shadow? An echo?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: If your issues are about me, then deal with me. This has nothing to do with my ship-- nothing to do with the Federation.
 * Shinzon: Oh, but it does. We will no longer bow before anyone as slaves; not the Romulans, and not your mighty Federation. We are a race bred for war and conquest.

 * Shinzon: You are me. The same noble Picard blood runs through our veins. Have you lived my life, you'd be doing exactly as I am. So look in the mirror. See yourself. Consider that, Captain. I can think of no greater torment for you.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Shinzon. I'm a mirror for you as well.
 * Shinzon: Not for long, Captain. I'm afraid you won't survive to witness the victory of the echo over the voice.

 * Jean-Luc Picard: Why have you brought me here?!
 * Shinzon: [sarcastically] I was lonely.

 * [Talking with a holographic projection of Shinzon]
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Your heart, your hands, your eyes are the same as mine. The blood pumping within you, the raw material is the same. We have the same potential.
 * Shinzon: That's the past, Captain.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: It can be the future. Buried deep within you, beneath all the years of pain and anger, there is something that has never been nurtured--the potential to make yourself a better man. And that is what is to be human: To make yourself more than you are. Oh, yes. I know you. There was a time you looked at the stars and dreamed of what might be.
 * Shinzon: Childish dreams, Captain. Lost in the dilithium mines of Remus. I am what you see now.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: I see more than that; I see what you could be. The man who is Shinzon of Remus and Jean-Luc Picard could never exterminate the population of an entire planet. He's better than that!
 * Shinzon: He is what his life has made him.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: And what will you do with that life? Waste it in a blaze of hatred? There is a better way.
 * Shinzon: [Shakes his head] It's too late.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Never, never! You still have a choice. Make the right one now.
 * Shinzon: I can't fight what I am!
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Yes, you can!
 * Shinzon: [Pulls away] I'll show you my true nature. Our nature. And as Earth dies, remember I will always forever be Shinzon of Remus. And my voice shall echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory!
 * [The projection fades away]

 * Data: [as B-4] Move, puny human animal.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: [whispering] A bit less florid, Data.

 * Data: I must deactivate you.
 * B-4: For how long?
 * Data: Indefinitely.
 * B-4: How long is that--
 * Data: A long time, brother.

 * Data: The B-4 is physically identical to me, although his neural pathways are not as advanced. But even if they were, he would not be me.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: How can you be sure?
 * Data: I aspire, sir, to be better than I am. B-4 does not. Nor does Shinzon.

 * Deanna Troi: What's he doing?
 * Jean-Luc Picard: He wants to look me in the eye...(quietly exultant as he realizes the mistake Shinzon has made) We've got him!

 * Geordi La Forge: Captain, we're being hailed.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: On screen. [remembers that the viewscreen has been destroyed] Open a channel.
 * Donatra: [over the intercom] This is Commander Donatra of the Valdore. We're dispatching shuttles with medical personnel and supplies.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Thank you, Commander.
 * Donatra: You've earned a friend in the Romulan Empire today, Captain. I hope the first of many. Valdore out.

 * B-4: Never saw the sun... never saw the sun... never saw the sun...
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Shining so bright...
 * B-4: Shining so bright, never saw things...
 * Jean-Luc Picard: Going so right.
 * B-4: Going so right...
 * [last lines]

Deleted dialogue

 * Reman Viceroy: But in darkness... there is strength.
 * Shinzon: The mighty Federation will fall before us, as I promised you. The time we have dreamed of is at hand.
 * Worf: I recommend extreme caution.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: It was as if a part of me had been stolen.
 * Jean-Luc Picard: [alternate last line] It's a place where... where no one has gone before.

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The Girl Next Door

The Girl Next Door is a 2004 film that stars Emile Hirsch and Elisha Cuthbert. This movie is about an ambitious high school senior, Matthew Kidman (Hirsch), who dreams of a career in politics. He is overjoyed to discover that his new neighbor, 19-year-old Danielle (Cuthbert), is absolutely beautiful, and they fall head over heels in love.
 * ''Directed by Luke Greenfield. Written by David Wagner, Brent Goldberg, and Stuart Blumberg

Matt never saw her coming... but all his friends had! (Taglines)

Matthew Kidman

 * [while giving Danielle a crumpled paper] I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this. [Danielle uncrumples the paper and it is the drawing she made of the girl with lipstick at the table with Matthew]
 * [after Kelly gives him ectasy] Oh my God, am I gonna die?!?
 * Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling] being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
 * Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.

Danielle

 * [repeated line] What's the craziest thing you've done lately?
 * Just go with it.
 * Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?

Eli

 * Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! FUCK HER FOR ME! FOR ME!
 * God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!
 * I just gotta fuck something.
 * Minions!

Kelly

 * [When some high school girls like the idea that Kelly has weed] Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? [hits Klitz] This fucker right here. [Kelly gives Klitz a Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana and suddenly the girls are interested in him]
 * You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
 * [Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players] Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

Other

 * Hugo Posh's Parrot:   Cradle the balls!
 * April: [to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.

Dialogue

 * Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
 * Klitz: A tripod?
 * Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!

 * [repeated line]
 * Matthew: It's not funny.
 * Danielle: It's a little funny.

 * [during watching porn movie]
 * Klitz: - Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you.
 * Eli: Shh... Dude, learn to like it.

 * Mr. Peterson: [while both receiving lap dances] So, what was the scholarship for?
 * Matthew: Moral fiber.

 * Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
 * Matthew: Mess what up?
 * Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
 * Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
 * Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
 * Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
 * Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
 * Matthew: Fine!
 * Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!

 * Matthew: Why are you doing this?
 * Danielle: What?
 * Matthew: This.
 * Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? So this is what you really think of me.
 * Matthew: Danielle, wait. I'm sorry.
 * Danielle: Let me guess. Someone showed you a tape, and you thought, "What the hell. She does it for a living right?"
 * Matthew: Eli told me to do it.
 * Danielle: Oh, now that's a mature response.
 * Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
 * Danielle: Because I didn't want to. okay?..... Because I loved the way you looked at me...... God, do you have an idea how... forget it.
 * [walks away]
 * Matthew: Hold On...
 * Danielle: [shouts] Fuck you.

 * Eli: Dude!
 * Matthew: I know.
 * Klitz: Dude!
 * Matthew: I know.

 * Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
 * Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
 * Kelly: This is politics.

 * Mrs. Kidman: [referring to Eli & Klitz's porn star dates] Eli, do those girls go to your school?
 * Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
 * [Mrs. Kidman laughs dismisingly]

 * Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
 * April: When I was ten.
 * Ferrari: Okay, moving on...

 * Danielle: Thank you.
 * Matthew: For what?
 * Danielle: I never went to prom.

 * Film School Student: Why'd you decide to skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
 * Eli: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next question.

Taglines

 * Matt never saw her coming... but all his friends had!

Cast

 * Emile Hirsch — Matthew Kidman
 * Elisha Cuthbert — Danielle/Athena
 * Timothy Olyphant — Kelly
 * James Remar — Hugo Posh
 * Chris Marquette — Eli
 * Paul Dano — Klitz
 * Timothy Bottoms — Mr. Kidman
 * Donna Bullock — Mrs. Kidman
 * Nicholas Downs — Bob
 * Sung Hi Lee — Ferrari
 * Amanda Swisten — April

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well on wikipedia they add wiki to almost everything so i said wiki buddies
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User talk:Shinman

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User talk:Shesacoustic

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User talk:GeorgeEmerson

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User talk:Adlah

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User talk:Bryanz~enwikiquote

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User talk:Letto~enwikiquote

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User talk:W5ndm

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User talk:Skin

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User talk:Norwikian

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Gerhard Dorn

 * … I'm just trying to make sure at present that article on Gerhard Dorn is so-spelt on page at present is without an H, a typo error i cannot change, should be easy for you to tho' quicker than explaining how . CheersNorwikian 15:51, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Yes, it is easier for me to do it than to explain, but then you wouldn't know how to do it, eh? It's pretty easy to do — just click on the "move" tab at the top of the article, make the change in the box labelled "To new title", add an explanation (like "correct spelling"), click on the "Move page" button, and presto! You're done. If anything goes wrong, then you can call for assistance from any of the sysops (like myself). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 09:40, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

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 * As you hadn't already done it by now, I went ahead and moved the article to Gerhard Dorn. No probelma. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 20:10, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Airwav~enwikiquote

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Talk:Emo Philips

 * Alot of the attributed wuotes can be found on the videos section of his site

looks like some are repeated, i think they only need to be in once

Promotional copy
I deleted all the unsourced promotional copy in the "About Emo Philips" section. If someone wants to put this back, please answer the following questions first about each quotation: If you can answer these questions, and the answer to (4) is "yes", then by all means put it back. 121a0012 03:38, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
 * 1) Who wrote it?
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 * 3) What was the purpose of the publication?  Was it a review of a particular performance?
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 * I love going to the park, watching the kids running around, yelling... 'cause they don't know I'm using blanks!

 * I was in the park the other day with my nephew. He got on one of the swings and went "Come on, Uncle Emo! Give me a big push!" So I went over and pushed him with all of my might. But he said "No, Uncle Emo! I want a big push!" So I went back about 10 feet, ran to him as fast as I could, and pushed him with all of my might. And he still goes "No, Uncle Emo! I want a really big push!" So I went back 50 feet, ran to him as fast as I could, and pushed him with all of my might! And my nephew still goes "NO, Uncle Emo! I wanna really, really BIG push!" So I backed up the Buick...

 * I was in this computer store the other day, and this tiny little computer beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kick boxing!

 * A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

 * At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge $5 for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

 * Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, "Why limit yourselves?"

 * I was in this bar, nursing a beer. And my nipple was getting quite soggy...

 * I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"
 * (a reference to the Chappaquiddick incident)

 * I was walking down the street, something caught my eye... and dragged it fifteen feet.

 * I was walking through the park... plucking out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate that.

 * I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

 * Oh, yes, I've tried my hand at sex.

 * So if there are any ladies out there who fancy a little Emo action... well... I don't want to blow my own horn... Which is why I'm making this offer tonight.

 * If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.

 * One day I had an asthmatic attack. These three asthmatics jumped me. I know, it's my fault... I should have heard them hiding.

 * One day my father asked me, "Do you love the Lord?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Then stand up and shout, 'Hallelujah!'" So I did, and I fell off the roller coaster.

 * Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

 * The guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... in Morse code.

 * When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...

 * Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race or nationality or creed... when there're so many real reasons to hate others?

 * You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

 * You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers... Damn anthropologists.

 * I'm not a Republican... but I am saving up to be one.

 * I woke up this morning with a bloody nose. I though, "how did this get into bed with me?"

 * I used to have a big gay following, but I ducked down an alley and lost him.

 * They call me "Good Time Emo". Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

 * Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together.

 * Last year, I donated $10,000 to deprived inner-city kids. Not... voluntarily...

 * Once my mom caught me in bed with a chicken. Boy, was there egg on my face!

 * My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and... placing bets...

 * When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

 * My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.

 * My teacher said "Emo, am I stupid or are you cheating?" I said, "Yes and no."

 * My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour...

 * My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.

 * When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr Baseball. Because of the stitches.

 * I was at the airport trying to pick up my mother. Well, it was dark in that lounge...

 * Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?

 * I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

 * My dad always said, "If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade". Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

 * So I'm trying to undress this woman with my eyes... but I got them caught in her zipper.

 * I've learned about women the hard way. Through books.

 * Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

 * At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

 * My girlfriend said "Just buy me something crazy and expensive — something I don't even need!" So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.

 * All prayers are basically a request: "Please break the laws of the physical universe for my convenience. Amen."

 * I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

 * I was sleeping the other night. Alone. Thanks to the exterminator.

 * My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid... and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

 * You know how when you pee in the toilet it sounds like a chipmunk commanding you to kill Kenny G?

 * Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race or nationality or creed... when there're so many real reasons to hate others?

 * I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

 * I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

 * My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

 * When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me -- according to the letter.

 * I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

 * I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

 * Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

 * My girlfriend said to me in bed last night 'you're a degenerate debauchee'. I said, 'that's a big word for fifth grade!'

 * Well, aren't you a saucy sack of estrogen?

 * Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.

 * I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.

 * Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.

 * I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder, por favor."  The guy said "Is that to go?"  I said, "Well, what else would I want it for?"

 * I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.

 * People ask me how much I weigh. I tell them, 145 pounds, naked. That is, if that scale outside the drugstore is anything to go by.

-- [this was on my "Live at Hasty Pudding Theater" album}
 * I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized — well, look what's telling me this!

 * I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass the six months rabies quarantine.

 * I had the weirdest experience. I'm walking here and I say to myself "my gosh, that's Jimmy Petersen. I haven't seen him since I was nine". And I walked up to him and I slapped him on the back and I said "how's it going, you old rascal?" And he starts crying... And I say to myself, "wait a second, if that's Jimmy Petersen, he would have grown up too!" I mean, sure, now it's obvious...

 * I'm very religious, you know. Now, OK, if by 'religious', you mean that I go to church every Sunday, read the bible faithfully, and I listen to Debbie Boone, umm, I'm not religious in that sense... But if by 'religious' you mean that I love others and try to help them whenever possible... Again, no. But if by 'religious' you mean that I like to eat coleslaw... Yeah, OK, OK!

 * I was in Jerusalem last year. I felt so embarrassed, you know. I was standing there at the Wailing Wall, like a moron, you know, with my harpoon...

 * I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.

 * Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of 'Not this again' and 'Hey, where d'you learn that?'

 * I dropped out of science when I was a kid, so I only know two things about science. Water freezes at 23 degrees Fahrenheit, and if you have two competing theories, you try not to choose the one that involves a magic spell.

 * Aaarrrgh! Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.

 * My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.

 * My nephew said, "Uncle Emo, are you giving me a puppy for Christmas?" I said, "now, now! You've been shaking the box, haven't you?"

 * When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell "Yippee! Snow!" and run up to the front door and shout "You know the deal... You have to let me in now."

 * My dad and I, we used to play baseball. I was the catcher. Which I liked. Until one day, I saw this game on TV, and I said, "Hang on, how come their catcher doesn't have his hands tied to his ankles?"

 * At family gatherings in the holidays, there was always some aunt, you know, with a moustache and a wart on her head, and she gives you a big sloppy kiss, ssssshhhhhkkkkk, you know, but when you try to go further with her... Oh boy. you know!

 * And you know, my mom, she's quite nosy. The other day, I caught her going through my socks and underwear... And it tickled! She doesn't like to ask me... If she needs change, she'll dig for it. And my grandmother, we're very close. In fact, I just bought her a Christmas present. It's an authentic Chicago Bears football helmet. It's not that she's a big fan... The main thing is, I don't want her to be going on that I fitted her ceiling fan too low. It put a stop to that claptrap!

 * Once I posed naked for a magazine, but it was very demeaning, and I've never been back to that newsstand.

 * I ran into a woman I dated last year. I said, "You gave me a rash!" She said, "put something on it." I said, "OK. Ten bucks says it was you."

 * Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but...

 * I was in a bar a few nights ago, moving from stool to stool, trying to get lucky... But there was no gum under any of them. And I hear giggling behind me. At first I don't mind, but the giggling continues... Finally, I thought "What's so amusing?" I turn around, and these two guys, for the last, oh, half hour or so, have been throwing darts into my head. It's a good thing I heard them! I said, "Look, you bums," 'cause I was angry now, "As soon as this game is over, hit the road!" But as I left that bar, one thing stuck in my mind...

 * I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he's learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills.

 * But... Life is so precious. My cousin died the other day. Aged nineteen. Stung by a bee: the natural enemy of the tight-rope walker. And now my sister's really paranoid about bugs. We're at a picnic, and she starts shouting "Emo, there's a bug in my eye! Do something!" You know... So I get the insecticide... What can you do?

 * One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.

 * Well! I feel happy these days. I've started taking a herbal anti-depressant. It's called Saint John's Wort. Apparently it's the best-selling anti-depressant in many places. It's the most popular anti-depressant in Germany... After, I'm guessing, amnesia...

 * My sister married a German. Which I admit is not the most efficient way to get back at them. I'm at a deli with her husband. He says, "Emo, I can't get a good bagel back in Germany!" I said, "well, whose fault is that?"

 * Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.

 * I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

 * They always have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like under-achievers.

 * But don't you hate it, guys? You're at the beach and there's no place to change into your trunks. So you wrap a towel around yourself, so no-one sees your face.

 * But I like to swim. At high school, I tried out for the swim team. I shaved off all my body hair, and that extra burst of speed from all the bullies shouting "Kill the fairy"...

 * Well, I don't have to tell you folks... about... scuba diving... so... that'll save some time...

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Redirect to Neil Peart page?
I removed the redirect to the Neil Peart page because he is not the only member of the band Rush, even though he does write most of the lyrics. I hope I was not wrong for doing this, but I felt Rush deserved its own page.--Teabeard 09:08, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

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Patañjali

Patañjali (Devanāgarī पतञ्जलि) (fl. 2nd c. BCE) was a sage in ancient India, thought to be the author of a number of Sanskrit works. The greatest of these are the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali, a classical yoga text.

Quotes

 * Yoga is the cessation of movements of the mind. Then there is abiding in the seer's own form.
 * Patanjali, in “Yoga and You”

 * Asanas bring perfection in body, beauty in form,grace, strength, compactness, and the harness and brilliance of a diamond.
 * Patanjali, in “The Little Red Book of Yoga Wisdom”, p. 135.

 * The Yoga of action, leading to union with the soul is fiery aspiration, spiritual reading and devotion to Ishvara.
 * Patanjali, in “The Little Red Book of Yoga Wisdom], p. 24.

 * When right posture (asana) has been attained there follows right control of prana and proper inspiration and expiration of the breath.
 * Patanjali, in “The Little Red Book of Yoga Wisdom”, p. 136.

 * The posture assumed must be steady and easy
 * Patanjali, in “The Little Red Book of Yoga Wisdom”, p. 133.

 * Perfection in asana is achieved when the effort to perform it becomes effortless and the infinite being within is reached.
 * Patanjali, in “The Little Red Book of Yoga Wisdom”, p. 133.

 * Stirum sukham asanam. Meaning: Seated posture should be steady and comfortable.
 * Patanjali, in “The Little Red Book of Yoga Wisdom”, p. 134.

 * Yoga is the settling of the mind into silence. When the mind has settled, we are established in our essential nature, which is unbounded Consciousness. Our essential nature is usually overshadowed by the activity of the mind.
 * Patanjali, in East of existentialism: the Tao of the West, p. 266.

 * The wisdom obtained in the higher states of consciousness is different from that obtained by inference and testimony as it refers to particulars.
 * Patanjali, in Hinduism, p. 63.

 * Undisturbed calmness of mind is attained by cultivating friendliness toward the happy, compassion for the unhappy, delight in the virtuous, and indifference toward the wicked.
 * Patanjali, in Being Consciousness Bliss: A Seeker's Guide, p. 205.

 * Yoga takes you into the present moment, the only place where life exists.
 * Patanjali, in "Being Consciousness Bliss: A Seeker's Guide", p. 205.

 * One becomes firmly established in practice only after attending to it for a long time, without interruption and with an attitude of devotion.
 * Patanjali in Ashtanga Yoga Sutra I.14, in Ashtanga Yoga: Practice & Philosophy, p. 154.

 * It is only when the correct practice is followed for a long time, without interruptions and with a quality of positive attitude and eagerness, that it can succeed.
 * Patanjali, in The Heart of Yoga: Developing a Personal Practice, p. 133.

The Mahābhāṣya

 * In deep meditation the flow of concentration is continuous like the flow of oil.
 * Peace can be reached through meditation on the knowledge which dreams give. Peace can also be reached through concentration upon that which is dearest to the heart.
 * Progress in meditation comes swiftly for those who try their hardest.
 * When a gifted team dedicates itself to unselfish trust and combines instinct with boldness and effort, it is ready to climb.
 * When a man becomes steadfast in his abstention from harming others, then all living creatures will cease to feel enmity in his presence
 * When you are inspired by some great purpose, some extraordinary project, all your thoughts break their bonds: Your mind transcends limitations, your consciousness expands in every direction, and you find yourself in a new, great, and wonderful world. Dormant forces, faculties and talents become alive, and you discover yourself to be a greater person by far than you ever dreamed yourself to be.
 * Attributed to Patanjali by Wayne Dyer, but not cited or sourced

Quotes about Patanjali

 * Patanjali was a compiler of teaching which, up to the time of his advent, had been given orally for many centuries... The Yoga Sutras are the basic teaching of the Trans Himalayan School to which many of the Masters of the Wisdom belong, and many students hold that the Essenes and other schools of mystical training and thought, closely connected with the founder of Christianity and the early Christians, are based upon the same system... the Sutras have been dictated and paraphrased by the Tibetan Brother and the commentary upon them has been written by myself, and subjected to revision and comment by the Tibetan.
 * Alice Bailey Introduction to The Light of the Soul: Yoga Sutras of Patanjali'', Lucis Trust Publishing  (1927)

 * The world I knew, the "real" world, was ruled by money and desires. But the words in Patanjali's Yoga Aphorisms struck a deep chord. Unlike Christianity and Judaism, which insist on unquestioning faith, Patanjali tells us to believe nothing without first testing it. This was just right for me. It was the way I had chosen long ago, when I was still a child. (Chapter Nineteen)
 * Nina Graboi One Foot in the Future: A Woman's Spiritual Journey (2000)

 * Patañjali wrote when theism was at a low ebb. In modern self-presentations of Hinduism, you would not know that it was ever anything else than devotional-theistic... Nowhere does Patañjali say that “union” is sought with God nor with anything else. On the contrary, the stated goal of his system is kaivalya, “isolation, separation”, the very opposite of “union”, and equivalent with the notion kevala of the atheistic Jaina system. Patañjali accommodates the devotee yet avoids burdening the unbeliever with a requirement to believe.... The proper and intended meaning of yoga in Patañjali’s system is the one suggested by its English cognate “yoke”, viz. “subjection, disciplining, control, restraint”.... Unfortunately, in his word-for-word explanation, Chapple forgets his own translation of this definition and explains yoga as “union, connection, joining”, without problematizing this common interpretation. With this, I must find fault, even if it is the majority view by far.
 * Elst, Koenraad (2012). The argumentative Hindu. New Delhi : Aditya Prakashan. p.34-37

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Tilopa

Tilopa (988–1069) was an Indian tantric practitioner and mahasiddha. He discovered the mahamudra process, a set of spiritual practices that greatly accelerated the process of attaining bodhi (enlightenment).

Quotes

 * No thought, no reflection, no analysis, No cultivation, no intention; Let it settle itself.
 * "Six Precepts" of Tilopa, quoted in Powell Zen and Reality (1975), p. 72
 * Without mind, without meditation, without analysis, without practice, without the will, let it all be so.
 * Six Precepts of Tilopa, quoted in A.S. Kline's Like Water or Clouds - The T’ang Dynasty and the Tao (1947)

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The Battle of San Pietro

The Battle of San Pietro is a 1945 documentary film about the Battle of San Pietro Infine sixty miles from Naples during World War II.
 * Written and directed by John Huston.

Narrator

 * The lives lost were precious lives- to their county, to their loved ones, and to the men themselves.

 * Children are able to forget quickly. Yesterday, they wept. Today there are smiles and even laughter. Tomorrow it will be as though the bad things have never happened.

 * Our prime military aim being to engage and defeat the enemy, the capture of the town itself and the liberation of its people is of an incidental nature. But the people, in their military innocence, look upon us solely as their deliverers. (Beat) It was to free them and their farmlands that we came.

 * The new-won Earth at San Pietro was plowed and sown. It should yield a good harvest this year." (Pause) "And the people pray to their patron saint to intercede with God for those who came to deliver them, and moved on to the north with the passing battle.

Closing disclaimer

 * All scenes in this picture were photographed within range of enemy small arms or artillery fire. For purposes of continuity, a few of these scenes were shot before and after the actual battle of San Pietro.

Cast

 * Mark W. Clark - Himself
 * John Huston - Narrator

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Dinnerladies

Dinnerladies (1998–2000) was a British television sitcom set entirely in the canteen of a factory in Manchester.

Monday [1.01]

 * Norman: I fell off a diving board in Guernsey!

 * Philippa: Would this be a good moment to talk about Scottish country dancing?
 * Jean: No it wouldn't!

 * Bren: Twink, what's the soup?
 * Twinkle: Minestrone
 * Bren: Why didn't you put it on the menu?
 * Twinkle: Can't spell it!

 * Tony: I quite like women in a sad, baffled sort of way! But can we get a grip? Out of a workforce of five, at any given moment one will have pre-menstrual tension, one's panicking because she's not, someone's having a hot flush and someone else is having a nervous breakdown because her HRT patch has fallen in the minestrone!
 * Jean: [Annoyed] That was a one off!

 * Philippa Morcroft: Pressure at work can affect your sex life, they did a questionnaire [reading] "Are you too busy to have an orgasm?"
 * Jean: Orgasm? I've not blown my nose since Wednesday!

 * Jean: (to the Stripper) Can you play the accordion?
 * Stripper: Well, you could see what a liability that could be naked, might trap a nipple.

 * Jean: Last big wedding Keith's Auntie ate a coaster.
 * Dolly: What?
 * Jean: Keith's Auntie Margo ate a raffia drinks coaster. She thought it was a high fibre biscuit. She had to be held back from moving down the table and buttering two more.

 * Jean: I thought about trailing greenery for the reception, but Keith's anti-ivy.
 * Bren: I didn't know Keith had an Auntie Ivy.

Royals [1.02]

 * Royal: (to Anita) Are you an immigrant?
 * Philippa: No, Anita's British!
 * Royal: Oh, good. So you don't find it too cold here?

 * Anita: [crying] I SAID NIPPLES!

 * Royal: How do you feel about wearing a uniform?
 * Anita: I think we can all see the sense in it, for hygiene. And it protects your nipples!

 * Tony: (to Twinkle) Do you want to get a job in an upstairs window in Amsterdam, or shall we try and cling on to our slim little foothold in catering?

Scandal [1.03]

 * Sheila: Where's my Clint?

 * Sheila: I've got high blood pressure and water retention. Do you know what that gives you?
 * Bren: Boiling water?

 * Dolly: Why do people have to spit? That ruined Titanic for me, the spitting! The iceberg couldn't come fast enough after I saw that!

 * Petula: As Gerard Depardieu said to me that day in Deauville "What's the point in having a big nose if you can't jam a banana up it?"

 * Tony: Hang about, hang about. Now I like strange women shouting the odds in a staff toilet. That's better than a game of snooker to me! But WHAT is going on?

Moods [1.04]

 * Enid: Did you get that skirt from a catalogue?
 * Philippa: No.
 * Enid: Pity. You could have sent it back.

 * Anita: I'm really upset. It was me who saw him sitting on the toilet - I think I should have counselling!
 * Dolly: Counselling! My mother was trapped under a Blackpool tram for four and a half hours - she didn't get counselling. She got a cup of tea and two tickets to Charlie Drake!

 * Philippa: You see, music might help in there. What does he like Bren?
 * Bren: Well he likes the Band of The Grenadier Guards but they'll not fit through the Xpelair!

 * Connie: It's like I keep telling Jean, sex is like icing a cake. You've got to bloody concentrate!!

 * Enid: Dolly was a beautiful baby, dainty like a little doll, and then WOOF! She looked like a dinghy with plaits.
 * Dolly: That was puberty.
 * Enid: It was not, it was pies.

 * Bren: That doesn't look right... is there an "e" in arse-ing?

 * Jane: Bren, can you spread them for Tony?

 * Philippa: You have to be able to share your needs
 * Bren: Oh, I hate that word, Needs, what's that other word I can't stand? Ashphalt

Party [1.05]

 * Petula: What did Edith Piaf use to say?
 * Bren: A handbag?
 * Petula: No, that was Edith Evans! No, it was - non, je ne regrette rien. Rien regriette...

 * Bren: Who is Babs?
 * Petula: Babs? She's from Urmston!

 * Jean: (to Tony and somewhat drunk) Breathe in! Can you smell my Charlie?

 * Dolly: I hadn't budgeted for chips calorie-wise!

 * Petula: Do excuse me, I man a helpline at midnight.

 * Babs: I've come from Urmston.
 * Tony: Have you?
 * Babs: There's two ways to get there.

 * Jean: (on the Christmas party) Normally it's a few dodgy pies and a disco. You show up, throw up and bog off home.

 * Twinkle: We're off clubbing! Have a great night, oldies!
 * Tony: Have you not got coats?
 * Twinkle: Coats? How sad are you?

 * Twinkle: (reading the Christmas party invite) What does that mean, sake from six thirty? (pronouncing it sake)
 * Dolly: Sah-ke!
 * Twinkle: I'm not being sarky, I'm asking!

 * Anita: I fancy devorai!
 * Dolly: As a guest?
 * Anita: As a fabric for my dress!
 * Dolly: It sounded like an ethnic boyfriend! Devorai Singh, Devorai Patel...
 * Tony: Do some flipping work!

 * Babs: I was going to go on Mastermind but I can't sit on leather

 * Babs: Is it a sit down toilet?
 * Bren: Yeah
 * Babs: That's the only sort I go on
 * Bren: No it is

 * Petula: Evening all, as dear old Dock Green used to say

Nightshift [1.06]

 * Jean: (while looking in the newspaper for a new job) Something like cleaning, light housework, housekeeping. Here's one, light house-keeper wanted.
 * Bren: (Bren leans over to look at the paper) Lighthouse. Keeper.

 * Nicola Bodeux: What would happen if I asked for a herbal tea?
 * Jean: Nothing.
 * Nicola Bodeux: You mean you wouldn't be fazed by such a request?
 * Jean: No, I mean you wouldn't get one.

 * Nicola Bodeux: I'm warning you, I don't mince my punches.

 * Dolly: (reading Tony's get well card) What does that say?
 * Twinkle: Love Twinkle.
 * Dolly: We had to practice handwriting when I was at school! The little boy next door can only write his name in macaroni! How's he going to move on to joined up writing?
 * Bren: He'll have to have a pencil case big enough to hold spaghetti

 * Jean: Where's the cow of catering?
 * Bren: (showing Jean newspaper) She's gone for this.
 * Jean: (reading) Size 24 wedding dress never worn
 * Bren: She's gone to be a lighthouse keeper

 * Nicola Bodeux: Tea break extension may lead to detention

Catering [2.01]

 * Stan: Men and women have different brains.
 * Dolly: Yes, it was in the Daily Mail. Women can't fold maps, and men can't get interested in headboards.

 * Dolly: Didn't they teach you anything at school?
 * Twinkle: How to put a condom on a cucumber
 * Dolly: Honestly, what's the point in that?
 * Bren: Be fair Dolly there's not many cucumbers that could manage it for themselves

 * Bren: Get your brain round this Jane. That ladder's stuck, Glen's bustin' for a wee, she's got internal staples, she can't bend down, she can't climb over, she can't go in the cold storage room, she can't get down the fire escape, we don't know if we can hacksaw the ladder. You're Glen what do you do?
 * Jane: Wet myself, it's quicker

 * Jane: Could you not pick her up? Stan, you and Tony could hoick her over!
 * Glenda: I've just had an operation!
 * Tony: No offence, Glen but if I pick you up, I'd need a flipping operation

 * Betty: Is that ladder stuck?
 * Tony: No, it's an art exhibition!

Trouble [2.02]

 * Jean: Well we can't all swan about ordering toast. Some of us have personal problems.
 * Jane: I know we do! But we don't bring them to work! I lost 8 tropical fish last week in a power cut!

 * Jane: Is there anyone you want to bring?
 * Tony: What 'bring' bring
 * Jane: 'Bring' bring? Not, not 'bring' bring, just bring.
 * Twinkle: You can get phones that do that!

 * Anita: Tony, I've done it again with the mushrooms!
 * Tony: Where was your last job, a crematorium?

 * Peggy: What have you been cooking? Food?

Holidays [2.03]

 * Babs: Do you remember where I'm from?
 * Bren: Urmston.
 * Babs: No, I'm from Urmston!

 * Petula: I'm just saving some oxygen for the foetus. (to "foetus") Alright, baba?

 * Customer: Do you have that yogurt for your intestines?
 * Dolly: No.
 * Customer: It's advertised with singing bacteria.
 * Dolly: Where was this?
 * Customer: Well, this was in Carlisle.
 * Dolly: Well, Carlisle! That's a much more gullible part of the country!

Fog [2.04]

 * Bren: I thought you said he looked like Richard Madeley!
 * Jean: I meant Richard Whiteley!

 * Tony: So, you're not pregnant, then?
 * Bren: Not unless sperm can get through a sash window.

 * Stan: It's one of several neglected areas in my life. I've got no sex life, no frying pan and I'm halfway through a tube of toothpaste I absolutely cannot stand!
 * Anita: Aww, I can help you out, Stan!
 * Tony: Aye aye?
 * Anita: I could lend you a wok!

 * Stan: They used to call me Coppernob!
 * Twinkle: What colour was your hair, though, Stan?

Gamble [2.05]

 * Dolly: Bob's sister, who usually keeps my present pretty much at bath cube level, has upgraded me to a cafetiere!
 * Bren: You mean you've opened it already?
 * Dolly: Well, how else do I know what price range I'm batting back against? I'd done her a germicidal hand cream, but no, actually, that's not wasted, I can divert that to the paper boy.

 * Dolly: Didn't they teach you anything at school?
 * Twinkle: How to put a condom on a cucumber
 * Dolly: Honestly, what's the point in that?
 * Bren: Be fair Dolly there's not many cucumbers that could manage it for themselves

Christmas [2.06]

 * (Twinkle gets a horse figurine from Dolly for Christmas)
 * Jean: I got you that two years ago!
 * Dolly: Did you?! I suppose if I'd been on HRT I would have remembered!

 * Anita: (after Bren telling Bob she's just doing some bacon) You know you were asking about bacon? We haven't got any at the moment but Bren's just doing some.
 * Bob: What are you on, a two minute delay?

 * (Stan sees Dolly and Jean about to move one of the tables)
 * Stan: Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
 * Jean: Is the bus reversing?

 * Bren: Tony didn't tear it. It was Martin.
 * Jean: Ooh, this gets better. Who's Martin? Should we have had a bet on him?
 * Bren: He's my-
 * Jean: Calor Gas man?
 * Dolly: Mother's boyfriend?
 * Philippa: Chiropodist?
 * Anita: Stick insect?
 * Bren: Husband.

 * Dolly: Bren, we can't toast baguettes on that, can we?
 * Bren: No, they get stuck.
 * Dolly: (to her customer) No, they get stuck, thank you! What a question!

Minnellium [2.07]

 * Dolly: And it would be nice if we could all spare a thought for the coming of our Lord.
 * Twinkle: Oh, not him again. We'll be back on Ragtag and flipping Bobtail in a minute! Can I just finish my coffee?
 * Philippa: Never mind your bloody coffee. Get in the bloody bloody bloody frigging car!

 * Anita: I don't like 'fart face'. Even after 9:00.

 * Stan: Do you want to know about the traffic. Do you want to know your chances of getting into town this evening in time for HWD Compoment's once in a lifetime no expense speared Millennium dinner?
 * Philippa:Please?
 * Stan: And you don't want it wrapped up? No softening the blow? No words of comfort? no light hearted little humorous touches?
 * Philippa: No
 * Stan: Here it is then. There's a riot in the middle of Manchester! There's three naked lads on the roof of The Midland Hotel! Somebody's ram raided the Disney Shop and they've closed the City Centre! They're letting no more cares into town! All the main roads are gridlocked! The Flyover's been corned off and (approaches Tony) you and (approaches Jean) you and (approaches Dolly) you and (approaches Bren) you (approaches Philippa) and you are going nowhere!
 * Philippa: Thank you
 * Stan: Don't mention it!

 * Stan: A little baby. What a stupid thing to leave on a fire escape!

 * Bren: That's what it is. I wish I'd met you before.
 * Tony: Before I had chemo?
 * Bren: Before I married an alcoholic? I dunno. Twenty years ago? No, not twenty years ago, I had a perm!
 * Tony: Twenty years ago, I think I did!

 * Tony: Any baby of Petula's would look like something out of the Beano!

 * Tony: Did you drive in Anita? How was the traffic?
 * Anita: The traffic?
 * Tony: Yeah, you know, cars on the road, passing each other?
 * Anita: Didn't come that way.
 * Tony: Yeah, of course you didn't.

 * Philippa: Oh, is it going again? No, it's okay. Contact lenses.
 * Dolly: No, I liked you in glasses.
 * Philippa: Oh, did you?
 * Dolly: Hm, they diminished your nostrils.

 * Jean: I'll tell you about the time Keith's Auntie Dot from Cockermouth found two albino gerbils under the spare bed.
 * Philippa: Aww. Did they mate?
 * Jean: Well they didn't, what with them being two angora bed socks.

 * Bren: Jean, I have to say it. Excuse me, Dolly, don't listen to this. Keith is an arsehole.
 * Jean: I know, but you con get used to that in a person.

 * Philippa: Do you miss your husband Jean/
 * Jean: Mmm.. I miss the company. I'm not cut out for being on my own. If I say something like 'I'm a fool I left those tomatoes on the back seat.' It's nice if there's someone there going 'have you?'

Christine [2.08]

 * Dolly: (about Christine) She's fascinated with what she calls "The City Beyond the Shining Water".
 * Jean: Halifax?

 * Anita: Who's that?
 * Bren: That's Christine.
 * Anita: And what's that smell?
 * Bren: That's Christine as well.

 * Bren: (about the smell) Have a whiff of raw bacon, it takes the edge off it.
 * Twinkle: Who was it? Christine?
 * Bren: Yeah. Might be nerves.
 * Twinkle: Might be mushy peas!

 * Christine: (to Dolly) Your aura is amethyst. Mine's white, the next one up, we have a bond.
 * Tony: And this is Jean.
 * Christine: (to Jean) No there's no spark there. You're hardly showing an aura at all.

 * Tony: (about the possibility of Petula coming to live with them) We've got one whiffy old headcase at work, we don't need another one when we get home.

 * Christine: You're quite shallow, aren't you Brenda. No offense meant!
 * Bren: No, but lots taken.

 * Philippa: (as she and Tony watch the social worker talking to Bren in the office) Oh, flip. She's patting Bren's hand.
 * Tony: Is that bad?
 * Philippa: Fatal. Empathy. Sympathy. Just like the Gestapo. Then WHAM! There you are installing a stair lift!

 * Philippa: Whifforama!

 * Christine: And I often find very cheap coffee can provoke an unscheluded bowel movement

 * Christine: There are no mugs on the other side

Gravy [2.09]

 * Petula: What ward am I on?
 * Paramedic: 8.
 * Petula: It's mixed isn't it?
 * Paramedic: Yes.
 * Petula: Oh, might have a bit of sex. Though after Richard E Grant you don't really want to bother with a load of shagged-out pensioners.

 * (Petula has just told everyone that she has three weeks to live)
 * Dolly: Surely they'll have drugs
 * Petula: Oh, I think so. Brian's got a few contacts - oh, you mean hospital drugs!

 * Anita: When our neighbour died, when the (she draws a box in mid air)
 * Twinkle: Coffin?
 * Anita: Went through the (mimes looking through curtains and draws them in mid air as well)
 * Jean: Curtains?
 * Anita: They played the theme music from Countdown!
 * Bren: Did it make you cry?
 * Anita: No, I never watch it!

 * Dolly: (after the ambulance men leave an old woman in a wheelchair in the canteen) I wouldn't get too close, Bren, there could be two slap heads under that blanket!
 * Twinkle: Do you mean smackheads?
 * Dolly: There could be two drug addicts under that blanket, ready to leap out!
 * Jean': They'd have to be pretty small!
 * Dolly: They are small! Once people are on heroin, square meals fly out of the window, it was in the Daily Mail!

Toast [2.10]

 * Petula: I'm sorry I haven't been a very good mother. You can't be good at everything and I was A1 with a hula hoop.

 * Petula: I'm not scared. I've already had three near death experiences. Do you remember Bren? Oh, no, you weren't there. The last one there was a light at the end of a long, dark passage and Dusty Springfield was beckoning to me with a lovely smile....turned out i'd passed out in the Mersey Tunnel with a drag act.

 * Jean: (about the new uniform, which is a pair of green and white striped dungarees). I'm going to look like a bouncy castle. Children are going to line their sandals up and pay a pound to jump on me.

 * Norman: They did a survey of people who won a lot of money.
 * Philippa: Did they?
 * Norman: Ruined their lives in some cases.
 * Tony: Norman?
 * Norman: What?
 * Tony: Shut the-
 * Jane: ACHOO!!!!!
 * Tony: -up!

 * Petula:(about dying) I hope i'll end up somewhere with a few like minded folk. Warhol, Dali, Giant Haystacks

 * Tony: Anita, did you get your yoghurts out?
 * Anita: Sorry?
 * Tony: Let me rephrase that. Can you get your yoghurts out?
 * Anita: Do you mean yoghurts as in breasts?
 * Tony: No, I mean yoghurts as in little pots of milky stuff with fruit in, with this being a canteen.

Cast

 * Brenda (Bren) Furlong - Victoria Wood
 * Petula Gordino - Julie Walters
 * Dolly Bellfield - Thelma Barlow
 * Jean - Anne Reid
 * Anita  - Shobna Gulati
 * Phillippa Moorcroft - Celia Imrie
 * Twinkle - Maxine Peake
 * Tony Martin - Andrew Dunn
 * Stan Meadowcroft - Duncan Preston

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Whatever. Like you have a plan.
This quote is listed in Freyas' section but in the dialouge at the bottom it is said by Amarant. Whilst it sounds more like something he would say I am not sure and won't edit it.

"I always talked about you, Zidane."
Not sure this quote was said by Vivi. ~ DanielTom (talk) 06:55, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

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Bolding of Quotes...
I see no reason to have certain quotes bolded for no reason, thus I have deleted the bolding and left the quotes uniform. 75.2.20.119 20:35, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

I posted this on the talk page for the above IP, but will post it here as well, as the issue was discussed in the earliest months of Wikiquote, and bolding has been permitted here, and encouraged, as a means of emphasis of some statements or portions of statements that users finds more notable than others:

 * I would like to point out that bolding has been permitted here at Wikiquote as an appropriate presentation device since the very earliest days. It is no more pointless to emphasize certain quotes that are found to be notable, than it is to quote statements one finds to be notable over other statements that one does not. Though there have been a few contentions about what should be bolded, the convention here is, that in all but the most contentious of pages, to permit it, and I myself encourage it, as an appropriate means of emphasis. Early on I objected to those who insisted on the "blanding" down of everything, to a single level, and I still do. ~ Kalki 19:18, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

 * P.S. Only on innately derogatory comments, has bolding for emphasis been generally discouraged, and it has actually rarely been an issue, as most people seem inclined to emphasize positive things, and thus far only very rarely have negative things been emphasized. ~ Kalki 19:24, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Bolding of certain quotes seems unfairly bias and distracting. It may enhance the articles quality to remove them. So I have. ~Kenny

Bolding should be removed, I agree.--89.7.143.199 09:21, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

treat "Tales" separate from "the Diary"?
At least one of the quotes in The Diary section seems to be from Tales from the Secret Annex:

 * How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before beginning to improve the world. (26 March 1944)

I know that the revised critical edition published in 2003 combines both the Tales and the Diary... so I wasn't sure if this quote should be moved to a section of its own.

--IIBewegung (talk) 07:01, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Misquote
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." Internet attributes this quote to Anne Frank, however, it is not in the text of the Diaries itself, at least not in the Definitive edition (http://kienforcefidele.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/the-diary-of-anne-frank.pdf). Could someone check the Dutch original?
 * I restored the quote, with a commented out citation to a published version, although a relatively recent one: God's To-do List : 103 Ways to be an Angel and Do God's Work on Earth (2007) by Ron Wolfson, Introduction, p. 17. If a similar passage cannot be found in the original or any available translations, this could be moved into a disputed or even a misattributed section, depending on the strength of evidence against it. ~ ♞☤☮♌Kalki·†·⚓⊙☳☶⚡ 09:51, 11 February 2014 (UTC)
 * I found this version: "How wonderful it is that no one has to wait, but can start right now to gradually change the world!" here: http://www.annefrank.ch/annes-world-reader/items/give-march-26-1944.html - as part of her short story "Give!" from 1944.

"Dead people receive more flowers"
Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude - Anne Frank

That is a popular quote that appears to have no source. Is it a real

Irbananaking (talk) 06:11, 18 December 2015 (UTC)

 * no 204.101.87.184 13:04, 21 November 2021 (UTC)

Jacque sentences
I've seen a couple translations of this and I was wondering if anyone knows the original German they were adapted from and which translation seems more accurate.

1997 https://books.google.ca/books?id=lWMEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PT56
 * "Wednesday, January 5, 1944... Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite. I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!"

1999 https://books.google.ca/books?id=QuhFCHNc40UC&pg=PA21
 * "I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus in the Springer History of Art, for example. It strikes me sometimes as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty not letting the tears roll down my cheeks."
 * "Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night, I have a terrible desire to feel my breasts and to listen to the quiet rhythmic beat of my heart."
 * "I remember one night when I slept with Jacque that I could not contain myself, I was so curious to see her body, which she had always kept hidden from my and which I had never seen. I asked Jacque whether as a proof of our friendship we might feel one another's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss Jacque and that I did"

I don't think this would be included under "The Diary of a Young Girl" because it appears they were edited out of it, and were from personal notes. 1999 is obviously cropped into segments and not necessarily not in the right order. I do wonder whether "kiss her, which I did" or "kiss Jacque and that I did" which is more accurate. Ranze (talk) 18:35, 29 November 2016 (UTC)

Disputed quote
In the Disputed section, Networking the Kingdom: A Practical Strategy for Maximum Church Growth (1990) by O. J. Bryson, p. 187; is cited as the earliest source to attribute, ''Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!'' to Anne Frank.

There is an earlier attribution, on p.91 of The Healing Touch of Affirmation (1976) by Thomas A. Kane. (Dmaudsley (talk) 17:30, 1 July 2020 (UTC))

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