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Bonar Law

Andrew Bonar Law (16 September 1858 – 30 October 1923) was a Conservative British statesman and Prime Minister from 1922 to 1923.

Quotes

 * We who represent the Unionist Party in England and Scotland have supported, and we mean to support to the end, the loyal minority [in Ireland]. We support them not because we are intolerant, but because their claims are just.
 * Speech in the Albert Hall (26 January 1912)

 * As I crossed a few hours ago from Scotland I said to myself,—"The majority there are Radicals. They are going to vote next week for the Home Rule Bill. What would they say to a proposal which was to subject them to the same kind of Government or the same kind of men to which, for the sake of party interests, they are willing to sacrifice you?" They would never accept it. I know Scotland well, and I believe that, rather than submit to such a fate, the Scottish people would face a second Bannockburn or a second Flodden.
 * Speech in Belfast (8 April 1912), quoted in The Times (9 April 1912), p. 7

 * These people in the North-east of Ireland, from old prejudices perhaps more from anything else, from the whole of their past history, would prefer, I believe, to accept the government of a foreign country rather than submit to be governed by honourable gentlemen below the gangway [i.e. the Irish Nationalist Party].
 * Speech in the House of Commons (1 January 1913) rejecting the Home Rule Bill

 * Whatever steps you may feel compelled to take, whether they are constitutional, or whether in the long run they are unconstitutional, you have the whole Unionist Party, under my leadership, behind you.
 * Message sent to Belfast (12 July 1913)

 * I remember this, that King James had behind him the letter of the law just as completely as Mr. Asquith has now. He made sure of it. He got the judges on his side by methods not dissimilar from those by which Mr. Asquith has a majority in the House of Commons on his side. There is another point to which I would specially refer. In order to carry out his despotic intention the King had the largest army which had ever been seen in England. What happened? There was no civil war. Why? Because his own army refused to fight for him.
 * Speech in Dublin (28 November 1913), quoted in The Times (29 November 1913), p. 10

 * We cannot alone act as the policeman of the world. The financial and social condition of this country makes that impossible.
 * Letter to The Times during the Chanak Crisis, printed in The Times (7 October 1922), p. 11

 * I think everyone who has been in business knows that instability or restlessness of any kind has one of the worst effects upon industry of all kinds. It is for that reason that I expressed the view that what is most needed now, and what it will be our business to try to produce, is a feeling of tranquillity and stability. (Cheers.) In other words, I think we must have as little legislation as possible (cheers)—that we must leave things alone more or less where we can.
 * Speech in St. Andrew's Hall, Glasgow, opening the Conservative Party's election campaign (26 October 1922), quoted in The Times (27 October 1922), p. 7

 * The crying need of the nation at this moment—a need which in my judgment far exceeds any other—is that we should have tranquillity and stability both at home and abroad so that free scope should be given to the initiative and enterprise of our citizens, for it is in that way far more than by any action of the Government that we can hope to recover from the economic and social results of the war.
 * Election manifesto (4 November 1922), quoted in Robert Blake, The Unknown Prime Minister: The Life and Times of Andrew Bonar Law, 1858–1923 (1955), p. 466

 * There are many measures of legislative and administrative importance which in themselves would be desirable and which in other circumstances I should have recommended to the immediate attention of the electorate. But I do not feel that they can, at this moment, claim precedence over the nation's first need, which is, in every walk of life, to get on with its work with the minimum of interference at home and of disturbance abroad.
 * Election manifesto (4 November 1922), quoted in Robert Blake, The Unknown Prime Minister: The Life and Times of Andrew Bonar Law, 1858–1923 (1955), p. 466

 * I think, perhaps, it would be useful if I repeat again to you the words which I used in the first speech when I became leader of our party [in 1911]...“No government of which I am a member will ever be a government of reaction...” That was my view then and it is my view today, and if I thought the Unionist Party was or would ever become a party of that kind I would not be a member of it.
 * Speech in the Public Baths, Old Kent Road (7 November 1922), quoted in The Times (8 November 1922), p. 14

Quotes about Bonar Law

 * There was a vast new electorate in this country; a new democracy had been called into being by the last Reform Bill. There were millions of voters unattached to any party, and up and down the country people were wondering exactly what they wanted and for whom they could vote. One morning they opened their newspapers and read that Mr. Lloyd George said that Mr. Bonar Law is honest to the verge of simplicity. The British people said, "By God, that is what we have been looking for."
 * Stanley Baldwin, speech in Oxford (8 June 1923), quoted in The Times (9 June 1923), p. 12
 * By an overwhelming vote the Conservative Party determined to break with Lloyd George and end the National Coalition Government. The Prime Minister resigned that same afternoon. In the morning we had been friends and colleagues of all of these people. By nightfall they were our party foes, intent on driving us from public life. With the solitary and unexpected exception of Lord Curzon, all the prominent Conservatives who had fought the war with us, and the majority of all the Ministers, adhered to Lloyd George. These included Arthur Balfour, Austen Chamberlain, Robert Horne, and Lord Birkenhead, the four ablest figures in the Conservative Party. At the crucial moment I was prostrated by a severe operation for appendicitis, and in the morning when I recovered consciousness I learned that the Lloyd George government had resigned, and that I had lost not only my appendix but my office as Secretary of State for the Dominions and Colonies, in which I conceived myself to have had some Parliamentary and administrative success. Mr. Bonar Law, who had left us a year before for serious reasons of health, reluctantly became Prime Minister. He formed a Government of what one might call "the Second Eleven". Mr. Baldwin, the outstanding figure, was Chancellor of the Exchequer. The Prime Minister asked the King for a Dissolution. The people wanted a change. Mr. Bonar Law, with Mr. Baldwin at his side, and Lord Beaverbrook as his principal stimulant and mentor, gained a majority of seventy-three, with all the expectation of a five-year tenure of power. Early in the year 1923 Mr. Bonar Law resigned the Premiership and retired to die of his fell affliction. Mr. Baldwin succeeded him as Prime Minister, and Lord Curzon reconciled himself to the office of Foreign Secretary in the new administration.
 * Winston Churchill, The Second World War Volume 1: The Gathering Storm (1948), p. 19, ISBN 0-395-41055-x

 * His delivery was extraordinarily good and, though he spoke for an hour and a half I should think, his voice never failed him and every word was clear – and bold. It wasn't brilliant oratory, no flowers of rhetoric à la Curzon, or subtle 'nuances' à la Balfour, but it was good hard sound commonsense. ... He held his audience all through his speech, you felt he was in touch and in sympathy with them and they with him. He was so extraordinarily quiet and self-possessed, it was almost as if he were chatting to us confidentially about it all instead of making an elaborate speech.
 * Lady Dawkins to Lord Milner (27 January 1912), quoted in John Ramsden, A History of the Conservative Party: The Age of Balfour and Baldwin, 1902–1940 (1978), p. 91

 * He became Prime Minister of England for the simple and satisfying reason that he was not Mr. Lloyd George. At an open competition in the somewhat negative exercise of not being Mr. Lloyd George that was held in November 1922, Mr. Law was found to be more indubitably not Mr. Lloyd George than any of the other competitors; and in consequence, by the mysterious operation of the British Constitution, he reigned in his stead.
 * Philip Guedalla, A Gallery (1924), p. 134
 * The Scottish-Canadian Bonar Law had succeeded Arthur Balfour as Tory standard-bearer in November 1911, and played the Ulster 'Orange card' as a cynical gambit against the Liberals. On 28 November 1913, the leader of 'His Majesty's Loyal Opposition' publicly appealed to the British Army not to enforce Home Rule in northern Ireland. This was a staggering piece of constitutional impropriety, which nonetheless commanded the support of his party and most of the aristocracy, while not provoking the censure of the King.
 * Max Hastings, Catastrophe 1914: Europe Goes to War (2014), ISBN 978-0-307-74383-1

 * Mr Bonar Law was Prime Minister. He was one of the greatest men ever I met, very able and very sincere. He was a true House of Commons man. On one occasion we were in a hot debate. I sat for seven hours without leaving my seat. Bonar Law was there all the time. He was looking ill and languid. Then he rose to reply. Without a note, he took up and answered seven speeches in detail. I could not believe my ears and eyes. He spoke as if he had the speeches in front of him. A week later we interrupted business for two hours with a constant barracking: “What are you going to do about unemployment?” It was a violent attack. We won some concessions. Bonar Law showed no resentment. He remained calm and unruffled. Afterwards we happened to meet face to face in the Lobby. He stopped and said: “You Clyde boys were pretty hard on me today. But it's fine to hear your Glasgow accent. It's like a sniff of the air of Scotland in the musty atmosphere of this place.” What could a man do in the face of such a greeting?
 * David Kirkwood, My Life of Revolt (1935), pp. 201–202

 * The Conservatives have done a wise thing for once. They have selected the very best man – the only man. He is a clever fellow and has a nice disposition, and I like him very much. He has a good brain.
 * David Lloyd George's remarks to George Riddell, as recorded in Riddell's diary (late November 1911), quoted in The Riddell Diaries 1908–1923, ed. J. M. McEwen (1986), p. 27

 * The public have never realised the creative common-sense of Bonar Law—he was the most constructive objector that I have ever known.
 * David Lloyd George's remarks to Harold Nicolson, as recorded in Nicolson's diary (6 July 1936), quoted in Harold Nicolson, Diaries and Letters, 1930-1939, ed. Nigel Nicolson (1966), p. 268

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Mrs. Doubtfire

Mrs. Doubtfire is a 1993 comedy-drama about a family separated by an impending divorce. The father takes on the job as the family housekeeper, unbeknownst to his former wife, who believes him to be an elderly Scottish woman.
 * Directed by Chris Columbus. Written by Randi Mayem Singer and Leslie Dixon, based on Madame Doubtfire by Anne Fine.

She Makes Dinner. She Does Windows. She Reads Bedtime Stories. She's a Blessing... In Disguise. taglines

Dialogue

 * [First lines]
 * Daniel: [as Grunge the Cat] Salutations, snack. [as Pudgy the Parrot] Yipe. On second thought, YIIIIIIIIIIIIPE! 9-1-1! 9-1-1! Police! Civic Authorities! A.S.P.C.A, A.S.A.P! Murder! Betrayal! Kidnapped! No! Birdnapped! [as Grunge the Cat] A cup of garlic, a twist of parakeet. Eat your heart out, Julia Child. [as Pudgy the Parrot] Excuse me, but isn't it customary for the jailbird to get one telephone call? [as Grunge the Cat] In your case, I think not. Afternoon snacks have very few civil liberties. But I'm not wholly without heart. How about a nice, soothing cigarette? [as Pudgy the Parrot, pretends to cough and choke and ad libs over the line "Beak Cancer"] I will not do this! I cannot! Oh, what a foul way for a bird to die! I don't want to get beak cancer! No! My lungs are blackened!
 * Lou: [irritated, rolls his eyes] Here we go again. Cut! Roll it back! What are you doing? [Daniel stops, startled] Daniel, that line is not in the script. Why did you add it?
 * Daniel: Well, I thought I should comment on the situation.
 * Lou: What situation?
 * Daniel: The fact that Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible!
 * Lou: This is a cartoon, okay? This is not a freakin' Oprah Winfrey special!
 * Daniel: Lou, millions of kids see this cartoon. It's like sending each one of 'em a packet of cigarettes and saying, "Light up!"
 * Lou: You can't put words in Pudgy's mouth if his mouth isn't moving!
 * Daniel: Well, it's a voiceover, it's an interior monologue. Maybe even the voice of God, that's even better. [as God] Don't, Pudgy! Don't smoke!
 * Lou: [sighing] Actors.
 * Daniel: What? Well, let's ask the technicians. [to the technicians] Do you think it's morally right to promote smoking to the youth of America? [the three technicians are observing the recording studio from a control room, each smoking a cigarette. One of them shrugs] [whistles] They're biased. That's a mistrial.
 * Lou: Daniel, listen to me. This session is costing the studio thousands of dollars. Now, if you want a paycheck, you stick to the script! If you wanna play Gandhi, then do it on somebody else's time!
 * Daniel: [lifts recording headphones over his head as if to resume recording Pudgy's lines, but then puts them down; as Ghandi] Then I've got to do what I've got to do. [proceeds to exit recording studio]
 * Lou: That's very funny. Where the hell are you goin'? Hey, listen, buddy. I'll tell you somethin'. If you leave, you're not comin' back in. I'm not takin' any crap from you, pal.
 * Daniel: Well, in the words of Porky Pig... [as Porky Pig] Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-piss off, Lou! [exits]

 * Daniel: Well, let's take a vacation together with the kids, as a family, get you away from work, you're a different person, you really are. You're great.
 * Miranda: [shakes her head sadly] Oh, Daniel, our problems would be waiting for us right here when we got back.
 * Daniel: Well, we'll move, and hopefully our problems won't follow us.
 * Miranda: Daniel, please don't joke.
 * Daniel: Okay.
 * Miranda: It's just, we've just grown apart. We're different. We have nothing in common.
 * Daniel: Oh, sure we do. We love each other...Come on Miranda, we love each other. Don't we?
 * Miranda: [tearfully] I want a divorce.
 * Daniel: [tearfully] No. We can't. We're a family, you know.
 * Miranda: [tearfully] I'm so sorry.

 * Frank: [on the phone with his mother Evelyn; to Daniel, his brother] She wants to know if you wanna come stay with her.
 * Daniel: [quietly] No way!
 * Frank: [to his mother] He says he'll think about it, Ma.

 * Judge: Mr. and Mrs. Hillard, although these custody proceedings have always tended to favor the mother, we also realize, perhaps, now, more than ever, that it is not in a child's best interest to deprive him or her of an obviously loving father. However, since at the present time, Mr. Hillard has no place to live and no employment, it is the court's ruling to award sole custody to Mrs. Hillard.
 * Miranda's Lawyer: Congratulations.
 * Daniel: No...
 * Judge: Mr. Hillard will have visitation rights every Saturday.
 * Daniel: [whispering to his lawyer] Can't you do something?
 * Daniel's Lawyer: He's already made his decision.
 * Daniel: Isn't it traditional to say, like, "I object" or something? [to the judge] Your Honor, please. I mean, every Saturday, that's one day a week. That's not enough. I have to be with my children. It's not a question, really. I mean, I have to be with them, sir, please. I know it seems like a lot, but for me, it's not enough, really. I haven't been away from them for more than one day since the day they were born.
 * Judge: Mr. Hillard, I would like to add that this ruling is only temporary.
 * Daniel: Oh, good.
 * Judge: I will assign a court liaison to oversee your case, and there will be a continuance of these proceedings in 90 days. I'm giving you three months, Mr. Hillard.
 * Daniel: Thank you.
 * Judge: Three months in which to get a job, keep it, and create a suitable home. If this proves to be a possibility for you, I will consider a joint-custody arrangement when we reconvene. We're adjourned. [bangs gavel]
 * Daniel's Lawyer: Well, it looks like there was a little light at the end of our tunnel, eh?

 * [Daniel is now in the court liaison office]
 * Mrs. Sellner: As your court liaison, I will be looking at two things: your living environment-
 * Daniel: It’s more like a habitat, really.
 * Mrs. Sellner: [glares at Daniel, unamused] ...and I will be coming by on Monday and Friday evenings to inspect it.
 * Daniel: [good old boy accent] Well, I'll put on a chicken.
 * Mrs. Sellner: And of course there's also the job issue. [shows Daniel a paper with information pertaining to a job interview] I've taken the liberty of making an appointment for you.
 * Daniel: Thank you.
 * Mrs. Sellner: Oh, by the way, do you have any special skills?
 * Daniel: Oh, yes, I do. I do voices.
 * Mrs. Sellner: What do you mean, you do voices?
 * Daniel: [German accent] Vell, I do voices. [as Genie] Yes! [as Mork from Ork] We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake. [as Vladimir Ivanoff] So happy to be in America, don't ask for green card! [as monster] I want you in the worst way! [as Groucho Marx] Well, this is certainly a rough meeting and it's not going well for me, I'll tell you that. [as Chico Marx] Hey, boss, give her a chance, she's gonna loosen up any moment. [as Sean Connery] Look at me right now, Moneypenny, I want to undo that bow and get to know ya. [as Joey O'Brien] I'll be crazy to make a deal with you! [as Ronald Reagan] Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head. [as Walter Brennan] This is it! Yes, I'm doin' it! I'm sittin' on a gold mine! [as Humphrey Bogart] Don't make me smack ya, sweetheart, I'll do it. [as Pudgy the Parrot] Figaro! [normal voice] I do a great impression of a hot dog. [stiffens and pulls a petrified face]
 * Mrs. Sellner: Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?
 * Daniel: I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

 * Daniel: [walks inside KTVU studios and up to a desk] Excuse me.
 * Tony: Yeah?
 * Daniel: You Tony?
 * Tony: That's me.
 * Daniel: Hi, I'm Daniel Hillard, the actor.
 * Tony: Follow me. [leads Daniel into a room full of canisters of film reels]
 * Daniel: Oh, films. Will I be introducing these movies on air?
 * Tony: [gruff] Not exactly.
 * Daniel: What do I do?
 * Tony: Well, you take all these cans. You box 'em and you ship 'em. Then you box those cans over there, ship them. Then more of 'em'll come in. You box those, you ship those. Any questions?
 * Daniel: After you box 'em-
 * Tony: [visibly annoyed] You ship 'em. Lotsa luck, smart-ass. [leaves the room]
 * Daniel: [to himself] I think I made a friend.

 * [Daniel calls Miranda as several undesirable applicants for the housekeeper position]
 * Miranda: [answers as she is driving] Hello? Are you calling in response to the ad?
 * Daniel: [while at work; in a monotone feminine voice] Uh-huh.
 * Miranda: Tell me, who was your previous employer?
 * Daniel: I was in a band. Severe Tire Damage.
 * Miranda: In a band?
 * Daniel: I just wanna know one thing: are your kids well-behaved, or do they need like a few light slams every now and then?
 * Miranda: Um...I'll have to get back to you.
 * Daniel: Wow! [Miranda hangs up. Cut to him calling Miranda while taking a bath, in a German accent] Ja, my name is Ilsa Himmelman, and I want to know how many children do you have?
 * Miranda: I have two girls and a boy.
 * Daniel: Oh, a boy. I don't work wit the males 'cause I used to be one.
 * Miranda: [hangs up in shock] Yikes! [cut to Daniel calling her later that night] Hello?
 * Daniel: [screams; in a Southern accent] Layla, get back in yer cell! Don't make me get the hose! [in a soft voice] Hello? [Miranda hangs up in shock again. He calls her again in a Spanish accent] I. Am. Job.
 * Miranda: Do you speak English?
 * Daniel: I. Am. Job.
 * Miranda: I'm sorry, the position has been filled. [hangs up] Oh, what a nightmare!
 * Daniel: [as he dials Miranda's number one last time] Let's go in for the kill.
 * Miranda: [apprehensively answers the phone] Hello?
 * Daniel: [in a feminine English accent] Hello. I'm calling in regards to the ad I read in the paper.
 * Miranda: Yes. Well, would you tell me a little bit about yourself?
 * Daniel: Oh, certainly dear. For the past 15 years, I have worked for the Smythe family of Elbourne, England. That's Smythe, not Smith, dear. And for them, I did house-cleaning, cooking, and took care of their four glorious children. Oh, I grew quite attached to them after 15 years, but they grew up, as children tend to do. Oh, but listen to me, I am going on when you should be telling me about your little ones.
 * Miranda: Well, I have two girls...
 * Daniel: Oh, two precious gems. No doubt, the jewel of your eye.
 * Miranda: ...and one boy.
 * Daniel: Oh, the little prince. How wonderful.
 * Miranda: I must tell you, there would be a little light cooking required.
 * Daniel: Oh, I don't mind that dear. I'd love some heavy cooking, but I do have one rule: They'll only eat good, nutritious food with me. And if there's any dispute about that, it's either good, wholesome food or empty tummies. That's my rule. I hope it's not too harsh for you, dear.
 * Miranda: No. Um, would you mind coming on an interview, say, Monday night at 7:30?
 * Daniel: Oh, I'd love to, dear.
 * Miranda: Wonderful. I'm at 2640 Steiner Street.
 * Daniel: Steiner. Oh, how lovely.
 * Miranda: Could you tell me your name?
 * Daniel: My name? I thought I gave it to you, dear.
 * Miranda: No.
 * Daniel: Oh! [sees a newspaper headline that reads, "Police Doubt Fire Was Accidental"] Doubtfire.
 * Miranda: I beg your pardon?
 * Daniel: Doubtfire, dear. Mrs. Doubtfire.
 * Miranda: Well, I look forward to meeting you.
 * Daniel: Oh, lovely, dear. Me, too.
 * Miranda: Bye-bye.
 * Daniel: Ta-ta. [hangs up; in his normal voice] Showtime. [chuckles]

 * [Daniel shows up to Frank's makeup shop]
 * Frank: Daniel, hi!
 * Daniel: Could you make me a woman?
 * Frank: Honey, I'm so happy! [hugs Daniel] Oh, come in.
 * Daniel: I knew you'd understand.

 * Daniel: [wearing a black wig and speaking with a Spanish accent] I hope you are using Jungle Red, because that is the only color I love.
 * Jack: Mmm. Matches your lips.
 * Daniel: God bless you. You know I'm feeling fabulous, because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.
 * Jack: Mmm-hmm.
 * Daniel: I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.
 * Jack: Mmm.
 * Daniel: I don't know. This will scare the children. Do you think so? I don't know, maybe this is too much for them?
 * Frank: I think we'll have to go to the next level. Latex. [pulls out a latex nose]
 * Daniel: [while wearing a headscarf with a Yiddish accent] Oy, it vas such a shande! I should never buy gribenes from a mohel; it's so chewy. [normal voice] No, oh no, I feel like bubbe. This is not working.
 * Frank: Yes, I know it's not working, but don't worry, it's a work in progress, and you're my brother; I will never let you be embarrassed.
 * Daniel: God bless you.
 * Frank: I think we're gonna have to do the entire face.
 * Daniel: But look at this nice thing, though, we have here!
 * Daniel, Frank, and Jack: [singing] Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; find me a find, catch me a catch!
 * Daniel: [in a strawberry-blonde wig as Barbra Streisand, singing] Don't tell me not to live just sit and "puttah". Life’s candy and the sun's a ball of "buttah". Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade! [stops singing] It's not working. I need to go older.
 * Frank: Older? Like Shelley Winters older or Shirley MacLaine older?
 * Daniel: What's the difference?
 * Frank: Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
 * Daniel: What about Joan Collins?
 * Frank: Oh, I don't think I have the strength.
 * Daniel: Alright.
 * Frank: But I have some plaster. [Montage begins of Frank making a plaster cast of Daniel's face and creating a face mask. "Luck Be A Lady" from Guys and Dolls plays over the montage as Daniel assembles his costume. Finally, Daniel - in full costume - faces Frank and Jack.]
 * Daniel: Are we close?
 * Frank: Any closer and you'd be Mom. [Jack smiles with ecstatic delight and the three of them start to dance with glee]

 * [Daniel returns his Mrs. Doubtfire mask after it's been run over by a garbage truck from falling out of his bedroom window]
 * Daniel: [holds up flattened mask] Had a little accident.
 * Frank: [hands him another one] Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman. [Daniel leaves makeup shop] [to himself] Why wasn't I an only child?

 * [The kids are watching The Dick Van Dyke Show on the television]
 * Alan Brady: Here it is, Mel, $1,000 worth of hair. What am I supposed to do with it?
 * Melvin Cooley: Alan, I was wondering if...
 * Alan Brady: You want one of them? I'd rather make a coat for my wife. [pokes a head mannequin off the table] Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: All right, everyone. It's time to expand your minds. It's homework time. Okay?
 * Lydia: Yeah, but after Dick Van Dyke.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: No. Now. [turns off the TV]
 * Lydia: [turns the TV back on with the remote control] No. We always watch Dick Van Dyke. [sets it down]
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: [picks it up, calmly] Really? Well? [tosses the remote into the air; it lands behind her in the fish tank] Not anymore. The only thing you'll be watching is Deep CNN. [turns to the kids, who are wide-eyed] Now! I know you're used to loosey-goosey, but I run a much tighter ship. Between the hours of 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., I'm in charge, and when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule. Those who do not follow the schedule will be punished.
 * Nattie: Punished?
 * Lydia: She's lying. She'd never punish us.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: [evilly] Don't...fuss with me.
 * [Cut to Chris wiping the door frame, Nattie polishing the silver and Lydia vacuuming; Lydia gives Mrs. Doubtfire an "I hate you" look as Mrs. Doubtfire sits on the couch reading the paper and sipping iced tea]

 * Daniel: [as Mrs. Doubtfire after setting fake bust and blouse on fire and putting it out while trying to cook dinner] Look at this! My first day as a woman and I'm...getting hot flashes.

 * [After Chris saw Mrs. Doubtfire standing up to pee and telling Lydia]
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: Alright, listen to me. I'm not who you think I am.
 * Chris: Yeah, no shit!
 * Daniel: [breaks character] Watch your mouth, young man!
 * Lydia: [shocked] Oh my god.
 * Chris: [realizing] Dad?
 * Daniel: Yeah.
 * Lydia: Dad?
 * Daniel: Yeah, honey.
 * Chris: You don't really like wearin' that stuff, do ya, Dad?
 * Daniel: Well, some of it's comfortable. No! It's a pain in the padded ass. This is not a way of life; it's just a job. I don't go to old-lady bars or anything like that after work, y'know? It's the only way I can see you guys every day.
 * Lydia: Who did this?
 * Daniel: Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.
 * Lydia [coming around]: It's really you in there.
 * Daniel: It's just a mask. And this is a bodysuit. I didn't have any operations or anything.
 * Lydia: It's good.
 * Daniel: Yeah. [they hug] Sorry I scared you. Come here, Chris.
 * Chris: No. No, it's okay, I get it. I just...y'know, don't wanna hug ya or anything. Not just yet.
 * Daniel: That's cool. It's a guy thing.
 * Chris: Yeah.
 * Daniel: Well, now that ya know, you can't tell Mom, okay? Because if she finds out, I'll only be able to see you through plate glass. Okay? And we can't tell Nattie, because she'll blow my cover. So, you have to promise me, it's just us. All right? You promise?

 * [Daniel and Lundy have been watching a long-running TV show filming another episode. The host speaks slowly, in a near-monotone voice, and the show is so boring that the camera operators are close to falling asleep]
 * Daniel: Which one's the dinosaur?
 * Lundy: The one in the middle, I think.
 * Daniel: Nah, you're wrong. They're all extinct. [Lundy chuckles] I can't believe they're still subjecting kids to this. This is insane. They should have a little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show." It's incredible. This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. That's amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Mick Jagger. It's insane. [scoffs] What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air for 25 years?
 * Lundy: Me.
 * Daniel: You?
 * Lundy: [offering his hand] Jonathan Lundy.
 * Daniel: Jonathan Lundy, general manager, owner? [Lundy nods] I'm Daniel Hillard, former employee.
 * Lundy: Ah, maybe.
 * Daniel: [chuckles] That was funny. Listen, I don't mean to criticize. I just, you know...Sometimes I have...
 * Lundy: Criticize all you want. Show's terrible. I'm gonna cancel it. It's pulling down the whole afternoon schedule. It's gone.
 * Daniel: You know what you gotta do?
 * Lundy: What?
 * Daniel: Just start from scratch. Give it kind of a... Maybe a musical number.

 * [Talking to his friend at the bar while getting ice teas for the family]
 * Stu: Four iced teas, Todd.
 * Ron: So, whose rugrats?
 * Stu: Miranda Hillard's.
 * Ron: Miranda Hillard?
 * Stu: The woman I'm seeing.
 * Ron: No kidding? You? The guy who's never having kids? Won't have anything to do with kids? You won't even date a woman who's got kids.
 * Stu: People change, Ron. I'm pushing 40. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life by myself.
 * Ron: She's got an awful lot of baggage, though. Three kids?
 * Stu: Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them, especially that little Natalie. Look at her. She's a sweetie pie. God knows they need some kind of stable father figure in their life right now. [Todd puts the drinks on a tray offscreen] Thanks, Todd.
 * Ron: What about their real father?
 * Stu: What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: [as Daniel] Loser? Oh, yeah. [takes a lime and throws it at Stu's head. Stu looks back, angry] [as Mrs. Doubtfire] Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists - they ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don't worry. [Stu clears his throat and walks back to the family with the iced teas] Oh, oh. Good waste of juice. [as Daniel] Loser. [Ron looks at Mrs. Doubtfire] [as Daniel] What are you lookin' at? [takes a sip of beer]

 * Daniel: [as Mr. Rogers] Hello, boys and girls, today we're gonna talk about dinosaurs. It's a dino-saurus line! [sings fanfare] And please welcome the King! [hums tune and imitates Elvis with a T-Rex] It's a dinner show. Hey, where you from? Hey, I'm gonna make you lunch, thank you very much. Thank you! All right! Ladies and gentlemen, put your claws together. Please welcome James Bronnnnnntosaurus! James Brown style] Pum pum pum, I eat wood, dada dada dada da, it tastes good, dada dada dada da. No meat, big feet, I eat wood, pum pum pum! Oh I got to help myself, can't go on, can't go on, I'm goin' extinct! Oh, thank you James, but now, yo! it's time for the Raptor Rap. [Lundy happens to walk in on the set as Daniel begins raps with the raptor] Yo, I'm a Raptor doin' what I can, gonna eat everything 'til the appearance of man. Yo yo, see me, I'm livin' below the soil, I'll be back, but I'm comin' as oil!
 * Lundy: [walks over to Daniel and claps] Very impressive, Mr. Hillard!
 * Daniel: Oh, I didn't know anybody was watching. I was just playing. I don't think I...
 * Lundy: I was watching. That's funny stuff.
 * Daniel: Well, thanks.
 * Lundy: I think kids would like it. They'd be entertained, and they'd get some information, too.
 * Daniel: Yeah, well, that's kind of my theory. I think I could, you know...You don't have to play down to 'em, you just play to 'em.
 * Lundy: Listen, I'd like to hear some more of your ideas.
 * Daniel: My ideas?
 * Lundy: How about a dinner meeting?
 * Daniel: Oh, okay.
 * Lundy: Next Friday, Bridges Restaurant, 7:00 sharp.
 * Daniel: I'll be there. [Lundy walks away] Take five. Take five million. You're dead.

 * Maitre'd: Good evening, Mr. Lundy.
 * Lundy: I'm meeting someone. Has he arrived yet?
 * Maitre'd: No, I'm sorry, he hasn't arrived yet. But we can seat you. Smoking or non-smoking?
 * Lundy: Non-smoking, please.
 * Maitre'd: Non-smoking. Tanya will seat you. Table 15.
 * Tanya: This way, please.
 * Stu: Reservation, Dunmeyer.
 * Maitre'd: Yes, sir...Smoking or non-smoking?
 * Stu: Non-smoking.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: SMOKING!
 * [Stu, Miranda, and the children look at Mrs. Doubtfire incredulous in wanting a table in the smoking section]
 * Miranda: Mrs. Doubtfire, you don't smoke.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: No, I don't, but I did. Oh, dear, I found the best way to keep from smoking again and lighting up is to be around those who do smoke. I have to randomly ingest just a little bit of nicotine and it steels my wool. [to Stu] Oh, and I know you're Mr. Health. Bless you for putting yourself in harm's way.
 * Stu: Smoking.
 * Maitre'd: All right, table 39. [to Tanya] Table 39.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: 39! My age! You're a saint. Thank you very much for humoring an old lady.
 * Maitre'd: Thank you.

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 * Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
 * Miranda: How awful. Was he an alcoholic?
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

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 * Mrs. Doubtfire: [Drops false teeth in drink, Stu double takes and pulls a strange face] Oh. [pretends to talk with no teeth] Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth. [retrieves dentures from wine glass with fork, shakes them] Just shake them off, like a dog...

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 * [Daniel is accidentally revealed in front of his family and the whole restaurant]
 * Natalie: Daddy?
 * Daniel: [peels off the mask] Yeah, honey. It's me. [Miranda screams softly] Happy birthday.
 * Miranda: [embarrassed] Daniel? Daniel! Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God! The whole time? The whole time, you were? [suddenly angry] THE WHOLE TIME?!''
 * Daniel: Oh, I'm sorry, Miranda. Please?
 * Miranda: Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me. Don't touch me! I have to go. We have to leave now. I have to leave! We have to leave now! I have to go! We're going. [grabs Nattie's hand and pulls her away]
 * [Daniel looks at Chris and Lydia]
 * Daniel: [whispering] You guys go.
 * Lydia: I'm sorry, Dad.
 * Chris: Bye.

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 * Judge: Miss Robeson, do you have any closing remarks?
 * Miranda's Lawyer: Nothing further, Your Honor.
 * Judge: Well, Mr. Hillard, since you've determined to act as your own attorney, you are entitled to make a closing statement at this time.
 * Daniel: Your Honor, in the past two months, I have secured a residence, I've refurbished that residence and made it an environment fit for children. Those are your words. I'm also holding down a job as a shipping clerk. So I believe I met your requirements ahead of schedule. In regards to my behavior, I can only plead insanity, because ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them. And once I held them, I was hooked. I'm addicted to my children, sir. I love them with all my heart, and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day...it's like someone saying I can't have air. I can't live without air, and I can't live without them. Listen, I would do anything. I just wanna be with them. You know I need that, sir. We have a history. And I just - they mean everything to me, and they need me as much as I need them. So please, don't take my kids away from me. Thank you. [sits down]
 * Judge: Mr. Hillard, you've been able to fool a lot of people into believing you're a 60-year-old woman. No easy task. And your little speech seemed to be very heartfelt and genuine. But, I believe it to be a terrific performance by a very gifted actor. Nothing more.
 * Daniel: No, it's not that.
 * Judge: The reality, Mr. Hillard, is that your lifestyle over the past months has been very unorthodox. And I refuse to further subject three innocent children to your peculiar and potentially harmful behavior. It is this court's decision to award full custody to Mrs. Hillard.
 * Daniel: Oh, God, no, sir, please...
 * Judge: You will have supervised visitation rights every Saturday.
 * Daniel: Supervised, sir?
 * Judge: Yes. A court liaison will accompany you when you spend time with the children. I am suggesting a period of psychological testing and perhaps treatment for you, Mr. Hillard. We will re-examine this case one year from now. Thank you. Court is adjourned. [bangs gavel]

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 * Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, you wicked, wicked, monkey! Oh! Well, that's all for today. Bye-bye. Well, tomorrow we'll have Frank. Who is a make-up artist? [knock on door] Oh, a big knock at the door. Who could that be? And we have enough time. Mr. Sprinkles, boys and girls. Hello, Mr. Sprinkes.

Taglines

 * She Makes Dinner. She Does Windows. She Reads Bedtime Stories. She's a Blessing in Disguise.
 * She'll Rock Your World.

Cast

 * Robin Williams — Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire, Hillard’s housekeeper
 * Sally Field — Miranda Hillard, Daniel’s wife
 * Pierce Brosnan — Stuart Dunmeyer, Miranda’s partner
 * Harvey Fierstein — Frank Hillard, Daniel’s brother
 * Polly Holliday — Gloria Chaney
 * Lisa Jakub — Lydia Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s daughter
 * Matthew Lawrence — Christopher Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s son
 * Mara Wilson — Natalie Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s daughter
 * Robert Prosky — Jonathan Lundy
 * Scott Capurro — Jack Hillard, Frank’s partner
 * Anne Haney — Mrs. Sellner
 * Martin Mull — Justin Gregory
 * Todd Williams — Todd the Bartender

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Angels & Demons

Angels and Demons (2000) is a mystery novel by American writer Dan Brown. The novel introduces the character Robert Langdon, a Harvard University symbologist who is also the main character of the book's sequels, The Da Vinci Code and The Lost Symbol. The story concerns a conflict between the Roman Catholic Church and a secret society known as the Illuminati.

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From Santi’s earthly tomb with demon’s hole,

‘Cross Rome the mystic elements unfold.

The path of light is laid, the sacred test,

Let angels guide thee on thy lofty quest.

Quotes

 * Vittoria Vetra: Religion is like language or dress. We gravitate toward the practices with which we were raised. In the end, though we are all proclaiming the same thing. That life has meaning. That we are grateful for the power that created us.
 * Robert Langdon: So you’re saying that whether you are a Christian or a Muslim simply depends on where you were born?
 * Vittoria Vetra: Isn’t it obvious? Look at the diffusion of religion around the globe.
 * Robert Langdon: So faith is random?
 * Vittoria Vetra: Hardly. Faith is universal. Our specific methods for understanding it are arbitrary. Some of us pray to Jesus, some us go to Mecca, some of us study subatomic particles. In the end we are all just searching for truth, that which is greater than ourselves.

 * Camerlengo: Do you believe in God, Sir?
 * Robert Langdon: Father, I simply believe that religion...
 * Camerlengo: I did not ask if you believe what man says about God. I asked if you believe in God.
 * Robert Langdon: I’m an academic. My mind tells me I will never understand God.
 * Camerlengo: And your heart?
 * Robert Langdon: Tells me I am not meant to. Faith is a gift that I have yet to receive.

 * Teacher: Terrorism, has a single goal. What is it?
 * Student 1: Killing innocent people?
 * Teacher: Incorrect. Death is only a byproduct of terrorism.
 * Student 2: A show of strength?
 * Teacher: No. A weaker persuasion does not exist.
 * Student 3: To cause terror?
 * Teacher: Concisely put. Quite simply, the goal of terrorism is to create terror and fear. Fear undermines faith in the establishment. It weakens the enemy from within… causing unrest in the masses. Write this down. Terrorism is not an expression of rage. Terrorism is a political weapon. Remove a government’s façade of infallibility, and you remove its people’s faith.

 * Hassassin: Faith does not protect you. Medicine and airbags… those are things that protect you. God does not protect you. Intelligence protects you. Enlightenment. Put your faith in something with tangible results. How long has it been since someone walked on water? Modern miracles belong to science… computers, vaccines, space stations… even the divine miracle of creation. Matter from nothing… in a lab. Who needs God? No! Science is God.

 * Conclave: It was one of the oldest traditions in Christendom. Nowadays, because the outcome of conclave was usually known before it began, the process was criticized as obsolete—more of a burlesque than an election. The camerlengo knew, however, this was only a lack of understanding. Conclave was not an election. It was an ancient, mystic transference of power. The tradition was timeless… the secrecy, the folded slips of paper, the burning of the ballots, the mixing of ancient chemicals, the smoke signals.

 * Vittoria Vetra: [thinking] He had once explained divine communication to her in scientific terms, and he had made her believe. She still remembered the day she had seen him praying and asked him, Father, why do you bother to pray? God cannot answer you.
 * Leonardo Vetra: My daughter the skeptic. So you don’t believe God speaks to man? Let me put it in your language. He took a model of the human brain down from a shelf and set it in front of her. As you probably know, Vittoria, human beings normally use a very small percentage of their brain power. However, if you put them in emotionally charged situations—like physical trauma, extreme joy or fear, deep meditation—all of a sudden their neurons start firing like crazy, resulting in massively enhanced mental clarity.
 * Vittoria Vetra: So what? Just because you think clearly doesn’t mean you talk to God.
 * Leonardo Vetra: Aha! And yet remarkable solutions to seemingly impossible problems often occur in these moments of clarity. It’s what gurus call higher consciousness. Biologists call it altered states. Psychologists call it super-sentience. And Christians call it answered prayer. Sometimes, divine relation simply means adjusting your brain to hear what your heart already knows.

 * Buddha: Each of us is a god. Each of us knows all. We need only to open our minds to hear our own wisdom.

 Maximillian Kohler:"One does not need to have cancer to analyze its symptoms."

 * "Mr. Langdon all questions were once spiritual. Since the beginning of time, spirituality and religion have been called on to fill in the gaps that science did not understand. The rising and setting of the sun was once attributed to Helios and a flaming chariot. Earthquakes and tidal waves were the wrath of Poseidon. Science has now proven those gods to be false idols. Soon all gods will be proven to be false idols. Science has now provided answers to almost every question man can ask. There are only a few questions left and they are the esoteric ones. Where do we come from? What are we doing here? What is the meaning of life and the universe?"

 * "My father could argue two sides of a Mobius strip."

 * [After waking up in the hospital, finding himself naked and on a table]
 * Robert Langdon: (Thinking) 'Definitely not gypsies,' he decided in his semiconscious delirium.
 * Robert Langdon: (Thinking) 'Aliens, perhaps?'
 * Yes, he had heard about things like this. Fortunately these beings would not harm him. All they wanted were his-
 * Robert Langdon: 'Not on your life!'
 * Langdon sat bolt upright, eyes flying open.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: We all benefit from a sense of contact with divinity… even if it is only imagined.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Science seems irrelevant. Science can heal, or science can kill. It depends on the soul of the man using the science. It is the soul that interests me.

 * Lieutenant Chatrand: I don’t understand this omnipotent-benevolent thing.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: You are confused because the Bible describes God as an omnipotent and benevolent deity.
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: Exactly.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Omnipotent-benevolent simply means that God is all-powerful and well-meaning.
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: I understand the concept. It’s just… there seems to be a contradiction.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Yes. The contradiction is pain. Man’s starvation, war, sickness…
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: Exactly! Terrible things happen in this world. Human tragedy seems like proof that God could not possibly be both all-powerful and well-meaning. If He loves us and has the power to change our situation, He would prevent our pain, wouldn’t he?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Would He?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: Well… if God Loves us, and He can protect us, He would have to. It seems He is either omnipotent and uncaring, or benevolent and powerless to help.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Do you have children?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: No, signore.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Imagine you had an eight-year-old son… would you love him?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: Of course.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Would you let him skateboard?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: Yeah, I guess. Sure I’d let him skateboard, but I’d tell him to be careful.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: So as this child’s father, you would give him some basic, good advice and then let him go off and make his own mistakes?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: I wouldn’t run behind him and mollycoddle him if that’s what you mean.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: But what if he fell and skinned his knee?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: He would learn to be more careful.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: So although you have the power to interfere and prevent your child’s pain, you would choose to show your love by letting him learn his own lessons?
 * Lieutenant Chatrand: Of course. Pain is part of growing up. It’s how we learn.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Exactly.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: To the Illuminati, and to those of science, let me say this. You have won the war.

 * The wheels have been in motion for a long time. Your victory has been inevitable. Never before has it been as obvious as it is at this moment. Science is the new god.

 * Medicine, electronic communications, space travel, genetic manipulation… these are the miracles about which we now tell our children. These are the miracles we herald as proof that science will bring us the answers. The ancient stories of immaculate conceptions, burning bushes, and parting seas are no longer relevant. God has become obsolete. Science has won the battle. We concede.

 * But science’s victory has cost every one of us. And it has cost us deeply.

 * Science may have alleviated the miseries of disease and drudgery and provided an array of gadgetry for our entertainment and convenience, but is has left us in a world without wonder. Our sunsets have been reduced to wavelengths and frequencies. The complexities of the universe have been shredded into mathematical equations. Even our self-worth as human beings has been destroyed. Science proclaims that Planet Earth and its inhabitants are a meaningless speck in the grand scheme. A cosmic accident. Even the technology that promises to unite us, divides us. Each of us is now electronically connected to the globe, and yet we feel utterly alone. We are bombarded with violence, division, fracture, and betrayal. Skepticism has become a virtue. Cynicism and demand for proof has become enlightened thought. Is it any wonder that humans now feel more depressed and defeated than they have at any point in human history? Does science hold anything sacred? Science looks for answers by probing our unborn fetuses. Science even presumes to rearrange our own DNA. It shatters God’s world into smaller and smaller pieces in quest of meaning… and all it finds is more questions.

 * The ancient war between science and religion is over. You have won. But you have not won fairly. You have not won by providing answers. You have won by so radically reorienting our society that the truths we once saw as signposts now seem inapplicable. Religion cannot keep up. Scientific growth is exponential. It feeds on itself like a virus. Every new breakthrough opens doors for new breakthroughs. Mankind took thousands of years to progress from the wheel to the car. Yet only decades from the car into space. Now we measure scientific progress in weeks. We are spinning out of control. The rift between us grows deeper and deeper, and as religion is left behind, people find themselves in a spiritual void. We cry out for meaning. And believe me, we do cry out. We see UFOs, engage in channeling, spirit contact, out-of-body experiences, mindquests — all these eccentric ideas have a scientific veneer, but they are unashamedly irrational. They are the desperate cry of the modern soul, lonely and tormented, crippled by its own enlightenment and its inability to accept meaning in anything removed from technology.

 * Science, you say, will save us. Science, I say, has destroyed us. Since the days of Galileo, the church has tried to slow the relentless march of science, sometimes with misguided means, but always with benevolent intention. Even so, the temptations are too great for man to resist. I warn you, look around yourselves. The promises of science have not been kept. Promises of efficiency and simplicity have bred nothing but pollution and chaos. We are a fractured and frantic species… moving down a path of destruction.

 * Who is this God science? Who is the God who offers his people power but no moral framework to tell you how to use that power? What kind of God gives a child fire but does not warn the child of its dangers? The language of science comes with no signposts about good and bad. Science textbooks tell us how to create a nuclear reaction, and yet they contain no chapter asking us if it is a good or a bad idea.

 * To science, I say this. The church is tired. We are exhausted from trying to be your sign posts. Our resources are drying up from our campaign to be the voice of balance as you plow blindly on in your quest for smaller chips and larger profits. We ask not why you will not govern yourselves, but how can you? Your world moves so fast that if you stop even for an instant to consider the implications of your actions, someone more efficient will whip past you in a blur. So you move on. You proliferate weapons of mass destruction, but it is the Pope who travels the world beseeching leaders to use restraint. You clone living creatures, but it is the church reminding us to consider the moral implications of our actions. You encourage people to interact on phones, video screens, and computers, but it is the church who opens its doors and reminds us to commune in person as we were meant to do. You even murder unborn babies in the name of research that will save lives. Again, it is the church who points the fallacy of that reasoning.

 * And all the while, you proclaim the church is ignorant. But who is more ignorant? The man who cannot define lightning, or the man who does not respect its awesome power? This church is reaching out to you. Reaching out to everyone. And yet the more we reach, the more you push us away. Show me proof there is a God, you say. I say use your telescopes to look to the heavens, and tell me how there could not be a God! You ask what does God look like. I say, where does that question come from? The answers are one and the same. Do you not see God in you science? How can you miss Him! You proclaim that even the slightest change in the force of gravity or the weight of an atom would have rendered our universe a lifeless mist rather than our magnificent sea of heavenly bodies, and yet you fail to see God’s hand in this? Is it really so much easier to believe that we simply chose the right card from a deck of billions? Have we become so spiritually bankrupt that we would rather believe in mathematical impossibility than in a power greater than us?

 * Whether or not you believe in God, you must believe this. When we as a species abandon our trust in the power greater than us, we abandon our sense of accountability. Faith… all faiths… are admonitions that there is something we cannot understand, something to which we are accountable… With faith we are accountable to each other, to ourselves, and to a higher truth. Religion is flawed, but only because man is flawed. If the outside world could see this church as I do… looking beyond the ritual of these walls… they would see a modern miracle… a brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls wanting only to be a voice of compassion in a world spinning out of control.

 * Are we obsolete? Are these men dinosaurs? Am I? Does the world really need a voice for the poor, the weak, the oppressed, the unborn child? Do we really need souls like these who, though imperfect, spend their lives imploring each of us to read the signposts of morality and not lose our way?

 * Tonight we are perched on a precipice. None of us can afford to be apathetic. Whether you see this evil as Satan, corruption, or immorality, the dark force is alive and growing every day. Do not ignore it. The force, though mighty, is not invincible. Goodness can prevail. Listen to your hearts. Listen to God. Together we can step back from this abyss.

 * Pray with me.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: If you could give your own soul to save millions, would you?

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Which is the greater sin? Killing one’s enemy? Or standing idle while your true love is strangled?

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Oh, this faithless world! Someone must deliver them. If not you, who? You have been saved for a reason. Show them the old demons. Remind them of their fear. Apathy is death. Without darkness, there is no light. Without evil, there is no good. Make them choose. Dark or light. Where is the fear? Where are the heroes? If not now, when?

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: A promise to God is the most important promise of all. Never break a promise to God.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Since the beginning of time this church has fought the enemies of God. Sometimes with words. Sometimes with swords. And we have always survived. But the demons of the past were demons of fire and abomination . . . they were enemies we could fight-enemies who inspired fear. Yet Satan is shrewd. As time passed, he cast off his diabolical countenance for a new face . . . the face of pure reason. Transparent and insidious, but soulless all the same.
 * Tell me, Mr. Kohler! How can the church condemn that which makes logical sense to our minds! How can we decry that which is now the very foundation of our society! Each time the church raises its voice in warning, you shout back, calling us ignorant. Paranoid. Controlling! And so your evil grows. Shrouded in a veil of self-righteous intellectualism. It spreads like a cancer. Sanctified by the miracles of its own technology. Deifying itself! Until we no longer suspect you are anything but pure goodness. Science has come to save us from our sickness, hunger, and pain! Behold science-the new God of endless miracles, omnipotent and benevolent! Ignore the weapons and the chaos. Forget the fractured loneliness and endless peril. Science is here! But I have seen Satan's face lurking . . . I have seen the peril . ..
 * Maximilian Kohler: What are you talking about! Vetra's science practically proved the existence of your God! He was your ally!
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Ally? Science and religion are not in this together! We do not seek the same God, you and I! Who is your God? One of protons, masses, and particle charges? How does your God inspire? How does your God reach into the hearts of man and remind him he is accountable to a greater power! Remind him that he is accountable to his fellow man! Vetra was misguided. His work was not religious, it was sacrilegious! Man cannot put God's Creation in a test tube and wave it around for the world to see! This does not glorify God, it demeans God!
 * Maximilian Kohler: And so you had Leonardo Vetra killed!
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: For the church! For all mankind! The madness of it! Man is not ready to hold the power of Creation in his hands. God in a test tube? A droplet of liquid that can vaporize an entire city? He had to be stopped!
 * Maximilian Kohler: You have confessed. You have no escape.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Don't you see. Confessing your sins is the escape. When God is on your side, you have options a man like you could never comprehend.

 * Vittoria Vetra: When did you hear your call?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Before I was born. I'm sorry, that always seems like a strange question. What I mean is that I've always known I would serve God. From the moment I could first think. It wasn't until I was a young man, though, in the military, that I truly understood my purpose.
 * Vittoria Vetra: You were in the military?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Two years. I refused to fire a weapon, so they made me fly instead. Medevac helicopters. In fact, I still fly from time to time.
 * Vittoria Vetra: Did you ever fly the Pope?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Heavens no. We left that precious cargo to the professionals. His Holiness let me take the helicopter to our retreat in Gandolfo sometimes. Ms. Vetra, thank you for your help here today. I am very sorry about your father. Truly.
 * Vittoria Vetra: Thank you.
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I never knew my father. He died before I was born. I lost my mother when I was ten.
 * Vittoria Vetra: You were orphaned?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I survived an accident. An accident that took my mother.
 * Vittoria Vetra: Who took care of you?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: God. He quite literally sent me another father. A bishop from Palermo appeared at my hospital bed and took me in. At the time I was not surprised. I had sensed God's watchful hand over me even as a boy. The bishop's appearance simply confirmed what I had already suspected, that God had somehow chosen me to serve him.
 * Vittoria Vetra: You believed God chose you?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I did. And I do. I worked under the bishop's tutelage for many years. He eventually became a cardinal. Still, he never forgot me. He is the father I remember."
 * Vittoria Vetra: What became of him? The cardinal who took you in?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: He left the College of Cardinals for another position. And then, I'm sorry to say, he passed on.
 * Vittoria Vetra: Le mie condoglianze. Recently?"
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Exactly fifteen days ago. We are going to see him right now.

 * Cardinal Mortati: (thinking) Mortati actually admired the young man, secretly applauding the late Pope's selection for chamberlain. Mortati saw only conviction when he looked in the camerlengo's eyes, and unlike many of the cardinals, the camerlengo put church and faith before petty politics. He was truly a man of God. Throughout his tenure, the camerlengo's steadfast devotion had become legendary. Many attributed it to the miraculous event in his childhood . . . an event that would have left a permanent impression on any man's heart. The miracle and wonder of it, Mortati thought, often wishing his own childhood had presented an event that fostered that kind of doubtless faith. Unfortunately for the church, Mortati knew, the camerlengo would never become Pope in his elder years. Attaining the papacy required a certain amount of political ambition, something the young camerlengo apparently lacked; he had refused his Pope's offers for higher clerical stations many times, saying he preferred to serve the church as a simple man.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Supreme father, counselor, friend, you told me when I was young that the voice in my heart was that of God. You told me I must follow it no matter what painful places it leads. I hear that voice now, asking of me impossible tasks. Give me strength. Bestow on me forgiveness. What I do . . . I do in the name of everything you believe. Amen.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: His Holiness once told me that a Pope is a man torn between two worlds . . . the real world and the divine. He warned that any church that ignored reality would not survive to enjoy the divine. The real world is upon us tonight. We would be vain to ignore it. Pride and precedent cannot overshadow reason.

 * Commander Olivetti: The prayer of St Francis, signore? Do you recall it?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: God, grant me strength to accept those things I cannot change.

 * Robert Langdon: (thinking) The camerlengo was nothing like the images of frail, beatific old men Langdon usually imagined roaming the Vatican. He wore no rosary beads or pendants. No heavy robes. He was dressed instead in a simple black cassock that seemed to amplify the solidity of his substantial frame. He looked to be in his late-thirties, indeed a child by Vatican standards. He had a surprisingly handsome face, a swirl of coarse brown hair, and almost radiant green eyes that shone as if they were somehow fueled by the mysteries of the universe.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: His Holiness's office does not make me holy. I am merely a priest - a chamberlain serving in a time of need.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Men of God live in a dangerous world.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: You and I serve God in different capacities, but service always brings honor.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Abandon all fear and give this night over to God.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Tonight we change the world.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: For centuries, the church has stood by while science picked away at religion bit by bit. Debunking miracles. Training the mind to overcome the heart. Condemning religion as the opiate of the masses. They denounce God as a hallucination - a delusional crutch for those too weak to accept that life is meaningless. I could not stand by while science presumed to harness the power of God himself! Proof, you say? Yes, proof of science's ignorance! What is wrong with the admission that something exists beyond our understanding? The day science substantiates God in a lab is the day people stop needing faith!

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Nothing unites hearts like the presence of evil. Burn a church and the community rises up, holding hands, singing hymns of defiance as they rebuild. Look how they flock tonight. Fear has brought them home. Forge modern demons for modern man. Apathy is dead. Show them the face of evil - Satanists lurking among us - running our governments, our banks, our schools, threatening to obliterate the very House of God with their misguided science. Depravity runs deep. Man must be vigilant. Seek the goodness. Become the goodness!

 * Vittoria Vetra: But the antimatter . . . You risked destroying the Vatican!
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: There is no risk when God is at your side. This cause was His.
 * Vittoria Vetra: You're insane!
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Millions were saved.
 * Vittoria Vetra: People were killed!
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Souls were saved.
 * Vittoria Vetra: Tell that to my father and Max Kohler!
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: CERN's arrogance needed to be revealed. A droplet of liquid that can vaporize a half mile? And you call me mad?

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Those who believe undergo great tests for God! God asked Abraham to sacrifice his child! God commanded Jesus to endure crucifixion! And so we hang the symbol of the crucifix before our eyes - bloody, painful, agonizing to remind us of evil's power! To keep our hearts vigilant! The scars on Jesus' body are a living reminder of the powers of darkness! My scars are a living reminder! Evil lives, but the power of God will overcome!

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Mr Kohler, have you come to make me a martyr?

 * Rocher: Shall I come for you at 11:15 pm too?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: There will be no need to.
 * Rocher: Signore?
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I will leave when the spirit moves me.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Commander, I will only say this once. I will not use this office as a pulpit to lie to the world. If I announce anything at all, it will be the truth.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I am prepared to give my life tonight, quite literally, to save this church.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I will save your church, Father. I swear it.

 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: I am a beacon in the darkness. I am the light.

 * Kohler:They branded him. They branded his goddamn chest.'''

Main Characters

 * Robert Langdon
 * Leonardo Vetra
 * Vittoria Vetra
 * Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca
 * Commander Olivetti
 * Captain Rocher
 * Lieutenant Chartrand
 * Hassassin
 * Maximilian Kohler

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User talk:Ivanvalerian

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Pete Yorn

Pete Yorn (born 27 July 1974) is a Singer-songwriter, born in Montville, New Jersey.

Quotes

 * Well there is a lot of great music out there but sometimes you have to dig a little deeper to find it.
 * "Suicide Girls Interview" (2003)

Song lyrics

 * Saw my reflection, covered in glass. How It reminds me of you.
 * Turn Of The Century

 * Don't say nothing bout the old house. Cos I burned it to the ground. And when the darkness comes, I lie awake. Playing lost and found
 * All At Once

 * When he comes around. Do not tell him nothing. Do not make a sound. Cos if he knows we're there he might tear his heart out. And beat us to death with it.
 * All At Once

 * I was alone, only ‘til you took me away. Waiting for a bottle of truth, I’m just a lonely guy in my youth.
 * Black

 * Hey don't lock and turn away, lose your life today and follow me into the alleyway.
 * We were passers on the street, I never thought we'd meet until I said, "How do you do, my love?
 * Simonize

 * You know you’re the best thing ever To come out of this place ~ "Strange Condition"

 * And it’s a strange condition, And life in prison, It’s got me outta my head And I don’t know what I came for. ~ "Strange Condition"

 * So she won’t sleep better alone, And he won’t sleep better alone, No they won’t feel better alone. ~ "Sleep Better"

 * Don’t try, don’t try, Don’t try you’ll never win, And you can never be him. ~ "Sleep Better"

 * On the street. I was talking to you and you found something better to do. ~ "Carlos (Don't Let It Go To Your Head)

 * And when you're with yourself, oh don't let it go to your head. ~ "Carlos (Don't Let It Go To Your Head)

 * I’m taking what I gave to you again. ~ "EZ"

 * It was easy when you were younger, you can put it back together, it was there if you ever wanted it but you closed the door and said goodbye for good. ~ "EZ"

 * Can we begin again? Save it for another friend, I was happy in my life I won’t pretend. ~ "EZ"

 * I made up that story to change your mind. I could have been somebody else but now I'm me this time. "Intro (Day I Forgot Album)"

 * In your life, you can talk about it. Oh in your life, you can live without. Can live without. ~ "Come Back Home"

 * Say my name before you disappear. I always thought that you could handle this. ~ "Come Back Home"

 * And you know you're hard enough. And you find you're strong enough. Oh yeah you'll find you're hard enough. Oh yeah you'll find you're strong enough. ~ "Come Back Home"

 * There was a time. She could never see him and her fault was to always need him.
 * So Much Work

 * And he says “I know about your man” ...and their hearts will broken if you can't decide between them.
 * So Much Work

 * And it's the same sad song coming back again. The same old song, flows back again. ~ "So Much Work"

 * It's a lie in the end, you only satisfy your friends. ~ "So Much Work"

 * You don't have to walk alone. ~ "So Much Work"

 * So I sold the town away, I couldn’t wait to forget you, I was killed in half a day, I hadn’t time to regret you, ~ "Life On A Chain"

 * And I was waiting over here for life to begin, I was looking for the new thing And you were the sunshine heading my front line. I was alone you, were just around the corner from me. ~ "Life On A Chain"

 * So why'd you say those words to him. If you could start over again. ~ "When You See The Light"

 * You will remember (you WILL remember!) Where you could go (you WILL remember!) When you would go Away. ~ "When You See The Light"

 * And when you said I could not stay with you. That's not the way you would have wanted to be. ~ "For Nancy ('Cos It Already Is)"

 * Convince yourself that everything is alright. 'Cos it already is. ~ "For Nancy ('Cos It Already Is)"

 * So take your lessons hard and stay with him. And when your car crash comes, don't be misled. ~ "For Nancy ('Cos It Already Is)"

 * You come back and you don't tell the truth to me, no more. ~ "Committed"

 * Once you make your plan you follow it just right. ~ "Committed"

 * When you come back from your escape. Then I could follow you to hell. ~ "Committed"

 * If you hadn’t gone tomorrow, You could have stayed on ‘til June. ~ "June"

 * I’m old enough to feel the way I do. And I know that you are true, it’s just a part of my genes. ~ "June"

 * And you have stayed, A mile away from me, And you will stay a mile away from me. If you know what’s good for you, You could have stayed until June. ~ "June"

 * When I can’t stand. Up in this cage I’m not regretting. ~ "Lose You"

 * I don’t need a better thing. I’d settle for less. It’s another thing for me. I just have to wander through this world. Alone. ~ "Lose You"

 * 'Cause I’m gonna lose you. Yes, I’m gonna lose you. If I’m gonna lose you. I’ll lose you now for good. ~ "Lose You"

 * Come on over tonight. Come on over this morning. Momma says, “You only fall in love once.” ~ "Burrito"

 * And you think you know that they'll always be there. You never had the time. I want you to be fine. ~ "Burrito"

 * Oh Billie I want you so, I'm trying to meet you. Too many things they don’t know, too many repeatings, of beatings. ~ "Closet"

 * And he won’t follow. These lines he’s drawn for him and he don’t want to try. Seeing is believing Lord knows what he sees here every night. ~ "Murray"

 * And we both know. That people change. When truth’s not part of their lives. I’ve seen the love in their eyes. Don’t say goodbye. Goodbye. ~ "Murray"

 * Stay around for me. Out do everyone. Sometimes I catch them. Stay around for me.
 * Farmer Vs. River

 * I want you. I know you tried to find.
 * Farmer Vs. River

 * The words you never cared to say, “I want to start a family”
 * Pass Me By

 * I'm tired of all the people I'm seeing through
 * Pass Me By

 * Watch me now. Try. Couldn't walk down that line. Just pass me by. Just passing by.
 * Pass Me By

 * She called today, Pretending not to care at all, For days and weeks, Now he’s hanging from the ceiling, What a life, Oh what a life, Was it a life? ~ "Sense"

 * I’m wide awake, I’ll drop you off for saying that, For days and two weeks, It was you who was defending such a lie, Oh what a lie, Was it a lie? ~ "Sense"

 * Something won’t forgive it all ~ "Sense"

 * I am on your side. I just want to tell you off. ~ "On Your Side"

 * So many lies. Are taking hold. It’s not your fault. There’s many scars. ~ "On Your Side"

 * You would never have the time
 * I would love to change your mind
 * You were there
 * And it was good in the beginning
 * You were there. We were good in the beginning.
 * Take my hand, come with me
 * I see the lights so brightly
 * And we fall as if we never really mattered
 * Crystal Village

 * You and I, we’re two of a kind, I hate to say it but you’ll never relate, what makes you tick? It makes me smile. ~
 * Just Another

 * And I could never see you depart us and you’re my baby, you’re just another girl.
 * Just Another

 * Too many. Things I do not care for But one thing that I adore. Is a girl like you.
 * A Girl Like You

 * And even if. I don't know what the day will bring. Still I can tell most anything. To a girl like you.
 * A Girl Like You

 * I don't miss you, still I will take a car to be with you. I don't know you, of course you think you know me.
 * Long Way Down

 * If it's we who choose I'll reach another level To be that one who never lost a day.
 * Man In Uniform

 * I know you never wanted it this way. I can see, I can see.
 * Man In Uniform

 * I tried to find out what had happened to you. I Googled you in quotes- got no results.
 * Social Development Dance

Criticism
Saw my reflection, covered in glass. How It reminds me of you. ~ "Turn Of The Century"

If you want a burrito, you can have another bite of mine ~ "Burrito"

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User talk:Mr Goodbyte

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I need you help...can you? 5 outta 7 21:03, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Depends what it involves! Mr Goodbyte 21:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * God I thank you! Please email me at kovalcj@yahoo.com so I can ask you without letting everyone on Wikiquote see, thanks so much. 5 outta 7 21:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Well, I'd rather not e-mail someone who I've met on the 'net, sorry Mr Goodbyte 21:17, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Well my lord, in that case I will ask you right here, is that okay? I THANK YOU YOU SO MUCH! 5 outta 7 21:18, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Fine Mr Goodbyte 21:21, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * I'm having a problem with my computer keyboard. It is working sporadically. I think it migh be becasue my cat was dumping on it. Is this possible? If so, how do you think I should go about cleaning it? THANKS SO MUCH!

 * That's hilarious. Seriously I just pissed myself Mr Goodbyte 21:25, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Umm...its not a joke. Seriously do you think I should just use warm water, or something more harsh like kerosene? Thanks so much. 5 outta 7 21:32, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
 * P.S. Dont blank talk pages, its not allowed, thanks. 5 outta 7 21:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Trolling?
Nope...dosen'tlook like it to me --- Jeffq

 * NOTE: The above post was made by at 22:01, 25 February 2007 (UTC), attempting to impersonate me. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 22:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, thanks for the reply Mr Goodbyte 22:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Block notice
This username has been blocked for two weeks for trolling and for impersonating a sysop. Any further disruptive behavior will likely result in a permanent block. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 22:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

 * I have reverted my block on this user account because I made it in error. Mr Goodbyte posted a quote of 's attempt to impersonate me in order to notify me, but it initially looked like part of a multiple-user vandalism incident to me. After I reviewed the histories involved, I realized my mistake. I apologize to Mr Goodbyte for the implication of bad-faith editing and for any inconvenience. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 22:27, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

 * In response to your email, Mr Goodbyte, yes, I made the mistake. Your reasonable post to my talk page looked very similar to 5 outta 7's impersonation post to your talk page. In the future, you might avoid the potential confusion by ensuring that the last words in your post are not quotes from elsewhere, and end with your dated signature, using the four-tildes ( ~ ) to be sure it exactly matches the edit history. But the mistake was ultimately mine. I apologize for my own contribution to this confusion. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 01:35, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Excerpt from Mr Goodbyte email:
 * I know there's a lot of problems with vandals and the like at the moment, it's just that my username is still blocked from making posts.
 * I'm OK to wait if it takes a while to go, but I'd quite like to get back to editing.
 * You are no longer in the active block list, and the log shows you were successfully unblocked at 22:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC). Unless you are using an IP address that has recently also been used by a blocked vandal, I'm not sure what the problem might be. Let me know if you're still having problems, now that more than 24 hours have passed since the block and unblock. You should be able to post to your user talk page, too. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 00:18, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

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User talk:Andreana

Welcome
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User talk:Iarnell

Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy!--Aphaia 12:49, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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title: User talk:Iarnell