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Bring It On (film)

Bring It On is a 2000 comedy film about the world of competetive cheerleading. It follows a girl's first year as cheer captain and the "tragedies" she faces when she discovers their competition-winning cheers were stolen by the previous captain.

 * Directed by Peyton Reed. Screenplay by Jessica Bendinger.

Winning isn't Everything -- It's the Only Thing taglines

Courtney

 * I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit!
 * This isn't about cheating, this is about winning! Everyone in favor of winning?
 * Let's not put the "duh" in "dumb".
 * You're a cheer-tator Torrance, and a pain in my ass!

Whitney

 * Don't play dumb. We're better at it than you!

Dialogue

 * [Opening scene: A pep-rally style cheerleading performance.]
 * Big Red: I'm sexy! I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
 * The Toros: I'm bitchin'. Great hair! The boys all love to stare!
 * I'm wanted! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not!
 * I'm pretty! I'm cool! I dominate this school.
 * Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
 * I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile!
 * I'm flying, I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
 * I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
 * We cheer, and we lead! We act like we're on speed!
 * Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, well, we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! Roll call!
 * Big Red: Call me Big Red!
 * Whitney: I'm Wh-Wh-Whitney!
 * Courtney: C-C-C-Courtney! Rawr!
 * Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy!
 * Carver: I'm big bad Carver! Yeah!
 * Kasey: Just call me Kasey!
 * Big Red: I'm still Big Red.
 * I sizzle! I scorch! But now I pass the torch.
 * The ballots, are in. And one girl had to win.
 * She's perky, she's fun! And now she's number 1! K-kick it Torrance! T-T-T-Torrance!
 * Torrance: I'm strong and I'm loud! I'm gonna make you proud, I'm T-T-Torrance! Your captain, Torrance!
 * Toros Cheer Squad: Let's go, Toros! We are the Toros, the mighty, mighty Toros! We're so terrific, we must be Toros!

 * Complaining Girl: How many cheers do we actually have to memorize? Do we get paid for this? Do I have to provide my own uniform? [after a few more people] Oh, and I see you guys are wearing red. That just does not work for me. [after a few more people] Do I really have to wear those little underwear things,'cause I don't like wearing underwear.
 * Torrance: Thanks.

 * Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
 * Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrifying."

 * [Torrance's mom disapproves of her light class schedule.]
 * Torrance: Will Advanced Chem get you off my back?
 * Christine Shipman [Torrance's mom]: Not completely, but it'll help.
 * Torrance: Done. [starts to leave, then turns back] You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
 * Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.

 * Les: You know, people are saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg.
 * Torrance: When really it was the angle at which she slammed into the ground.

 * Torrance: Courtney, this isn't a democracy, it's a cheer-ocracy. I'm sorry, I'm overruling you.
 * Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass!

 * Torrance: They humiliated us — on our own turf!
 * Missy: [sarcastically] We might have to have a rumble!

 * Torrance: What the hell is up? I go out on a limb for you and you just bail?!
 * Missy: I'm not about stealing here!
 * Torrance: What are you talking about?
 * Missy: You ripped off those cheers!
 * Torrance: Listen Missy, our cheers are 100% original, count the trophies.
 * Missy: Well, your trophies are bullshit because you're sad-ass liars.
 * Torrance: Okay, that's it. Get off the car I'm gonna kick your ass!
 * Missy: Oh really, [pauses for a second]. You're in for rude awakening, get in.
 * Torrance: What?! No way.
 * Missy: For real, get in.

 * [An increasingly frantic Torrance tries to reach her boyfriend at college, while her kid brother plays video games and enjoys her suffering.]
 * Torrance: Get OUT of here!
 * Justin: This is the living room. It's public domain.
 * Justin: It's not my fault you're in love with a big gay cheerleader who won't return your phone calls.
 * Torrance: Aaaron is not gay!
 * Justin: Oh, what — so somebody just made him become a cheerleader?
 * Torrance: He's just... busy!
 * Justin: Yeah. Busy scamming on guys!
 * Justin: Yeah. Busy scamming on guys!

 * [Torrance goes to the apartment of her boyfriend Aaron]
 * Torrance: Is this a bad time?
 * Aaron: Yeah I worked on this project... and I'm....
 * Torrance: [butting in] Yeah you sound super busy.. I guess that's it, you were too busy to believe in me! No no but wait, you weren't too busy to sell me out to Courtney and Whitney were you? Gee... now I'm confused. Well, I hope you're not too busy to hear this. Kiss my ass Aaron. It's over!
 * [Torrance opens the door and found a woman in lingerie on Aaron's bed.]
 * Torrance: You're a great cheerleader Aaron. It's just that maybe you're not exactly boyfriend material. Buh-bye!

 * Sparky Polastri: I am a choreographer. It's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to transform your stiff, robotic routines into poetry written with the human body. Follow me or perish, sweater-monkeys.

 * Sparky: I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half. This is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!
 * Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
 * Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.

 * [Torrance is spotted making eyes at Cliff Pantone while cheering.]
 * Whitney: You're, like, totally his eye-candy.
 * Courtney: God, I can't believe you'd do that to Aaron.
 * Whitney: Especially with him.
 * Torrance: What are you talking about?
 * Whitney: Don't play dumb with us. We're better at it than you.
 * Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him.

 * Jan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway.
 * Missy: 'Cause we're such fine athletes.
 * Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality.
 * Missy: What is your sexuality?
 * Les: Well, Jan's straight, while I'm... controversial.
 * Missy Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?
 * Les: Oh, fluently.

 * [Cliff's sister is washing cars in a bikini.]
 * Cliff: What are you doing?
 * Missy: Making money from guys oogling my goodies.
 * Cliff: Oh... oh, I didn't need to hear that. That was an overshare.
 * [Missy has called Torrance over.]
 * Missy: [to Cliff] Let's just get this over with. [to Torrance] My brother wants to check out your rack.
 * [Missy walks away; there's a moment of awkward silence.]
 * Cliff: You know, I begged my parents for a brother.
 * Torrance: He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, now wouldn't he?
 * Torrance: He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, now wouldn't he?

 * Darcy: Remember, they give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.
 * Kasey: Did we… bring those?

 * Missy: I don't know what's scarier: neurotic cheerleaders, or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like "Diet Prozac".,

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 * Missy: Forget Cliff. He's an idiot.
 * Torrance: He's your brother. You don't see him the way I do.
 * Missy: Yeah, and that's a good thing. 'Cause that would be a crime.

Taglines

 * Winning isn't Everything—It's the Only Thing
 * May the best moves win.
 * A Comedy About The Crazy Things Girls Do To Be On Top
 * One, Two, Three, CHEER!

Cast

 * Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
 * Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
 * Gabrielle Union - Isis
 * Jesse Bradford - Cliff Pantone
 * Clare Kramer - Courtney
 * Nicole Bilderback - Whitney
 * Holmes Osborne - Bruce Shipman (Dad)
 * Sherry Hursey - Christine Shipman (Mom)
 * Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri

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Harbhajan Singh Yogi

Harbhajan Singh Khalsa Yogiji (26 August 1929 – 6 October 2004), born Harbhajan Singh Puri, also known as Yogi Harbhajan, Yogi Bhajan, and Siri Singh Sahib, was a charismatic spiritual leader and successful entrepreneur who was prominent in promoting Sikhism and Kundalini yoga.

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 * Everyone is master of his own destiny. Those who do not know how to be commanded do not know how to command. Temptation is the law of Maya (illusion). One who can withstand it knows the law of life: assess your 1) stamina 2) potential 3) basic flexibility, and know where your emotions are.
 * Remark (23 June 1972), as quoted in Transitions to a Heart Centered World : Through the Kundalini Yoga and Meditations of Yogi Bhajan (1988) by Guru Rattana and Ann M. Maxwell, p. 107

 * Leave the result to God. From God you have come and unto God you shall go. In between is a temporary passage through time and space. But you are never subject to time and space — you just pass through it. With Guru's blessing, you'll find the guide and the guidance.
 * Remark (14 July 1975), as quoted in Transitions to a Heart Centered World : Through the Kundalini Yoga and Meditations of Yogi Bhajan (1988) by Guru Rattana and Ann M. Maxwell, p. 134

 * Life is like a movie. You go to a movie, give them your money and they give you a seat and start the film for you. Between eating popcorn and drinking Coca cola, you fall asleep. Now, you didn't pay your $5.00 to sleep in that chair did you? In exactly the same way, through previous karma, life is gained here. It is paid for! (You have earned it!) With Guru's grace, you did the Bhakti, and then God granted you a human body. It is earned, paid for and the title is clear. You can make it or mar it. It's your business. You've paid the money and now you are seated at the opera and the performance has begun. If you sleep and snore through it, who cares?
 * Remark (14 July 1975), as quoted in Transitions to a Heart Centered World : Through the Kundalini Yoga and Meditations of Yogi Bhajan (1988) by Guru Rattana and Ann M. Maxwell, p. 107

 * Take new values : Leave behind a legend to be followed by those who follow you. Be a yogi — don't be an ordinary person.
 * Remark (9 January 1978), as quoted in Transitions to a Heart Centered World : Through the Kundalini Yoga and Meditations of Yogi Bhajan (1988) by Guru Rattana and Ann M. Maxwellm, p. 107

 * If you can't see God in All, You can't see God at All.
 * As quoted inKundalini Yoga : The Flow of Eternal Power (1998) by Shakti Pawha Kaur Khalsa; also in Education as Transformation : Religious Pluralism, Spirituality, and a New Vision for Higher Education in America (2000) by Victor H. Kazanjian and Peter L. Laurence

 * Happiness comes out of contentment, and contentment always comes out of service.
 * As quoted in Treasury of Spiritual Wisdom : A Collection of 10, 000 Powerful Quotations (2003) by Andy Zubko, p. 71

The Eight Human Talents (2001)

 * Quotes of Yogi Bhajan from The Eight Human Talents : Restore the Balance and Serenity within You with Kundalini Yoga (2001) by Gurmukh, and Cathryn Michon

 * Everybody is a candle, true. But not everybody is lit.

 * You can literally wake up another person with your glow. When you are with somebody, that person should feel comfortable.

 * Not to recognize the effect of the aura is the greatest tragedy. Your radiant power has more power to repel negativity than anything your brain can think of.

 * A true spiritual man is one who lives for Infinity, and whose presence creates peace. If your presence doesn't work, nothing works.

 * People lie. Auras never lie.

 * Not to recognize the effect of the aura is the greatest tragedy.

 * Your shallowness or greatness of the soul shows up in your aura.

 * The entire human psyche is part of the entire universal electromagnetic field and it is nurtured by that frequency and that touch.

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Loaded Weapon 1

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (also known as Loaded Weapon 1) is a 1993 comedy film. It spoofs a number of films in the Action film and Buddy Cop genres, most notably the Lethal Weapon series. It tells the story of two cops as they try to take down a cocaine smuggling operation.

 * Directed by Gene Quintano. Written by Don Holley Tori Tellem and Gene Quintano

Don't Shoot, You'll Spoil The Sequel! (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Sgt. Jack Colt: Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather?  I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life.  I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. [beat] What flavor Ice you got today?

 * Sgt. Jack Colt: Claire and I rode together for seven years.
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: York and I were in academy together. Then we partnered for five years.  Before that, we dodged the draft together.  Before that, we played high school football together.  Before that, we were in grade school together.  And before that, we breast fed together.

 * Sgt. Jack Colt: Give me a name!
 * Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?

 * Captain Doyle: Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching.  Now you blow it, you're going down.  You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry.  You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind.  If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: Everything except for the dancing with figs thing!

 * Valet: [After being handed a large denomination bill] You got anything smaller?
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: Keep it.
 * Valet: Anything larger?
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: [Menacingly] Yeah.
 * [Valet edges away]

 * Gen. Morters: Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.

 * Sgt. Wes Luger: There's something between you and this General Morters.
 * Colt: He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB.
 * Wes Luger: Oh, I see.

 * Sgt. Wes Luger: I don't think York was a suicide. She was on to something.
 * Captain Doyle: On something is more likely. You know all those Wilderness Girls cookies were laced with cocaine.
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: No wonder I couldn't eat just one.

 * Wes Luger: We're investigating a felony, Miss Demeanor.

 * Becker: Do you sleep in the nude?
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: Only when I'm naked

 * Dr. Harrold Leacher: Quid pro quo Mr Colt.
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: What does that mean?
 * Dr. Harrold Leacher: It means I'm pretentious.

 * Sgt. Jack Colt: So what are you doing here?
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: Waiting for you.
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: I mean, what brought you here?
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: A taxi.
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: Yeah, but why?
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: My car's in the shop.
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: I mean... [Holds up a sign board] Why the hell did you come here?
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: The police station would have made me nervous.
 * Colt: You better go.

 * [Colt and Luger's car blows up]
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: Good thing we took valet.
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: Taxi!
 * [the taxi blows up]
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: I guess we're making somebody nervous. But I'll tell you this: It's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off of this case.
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: Not a helluva lot more.

 * [Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head]
 * Sgt. Jack Colt: Who the hell are you?
 * Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
 * Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
 * Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, alright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.

 * Gen. Morters: Where's the microfilm, Mike?
 * Mike McCracken: I don't know, I gave it to York. I thought she was one of your men.
 * Gen. Morters: Act in haste, repent in leisure.
 * Mike McCracken: But he who hesitates is lost.
 * Gen. Morters: Never judge a book by its cover.
 * Mike McCracken: What you see is what you get.
 * Gen. Morters: Loose lips, sink ships.
 * Mike McCracken: Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend.
 * [Gen. Morters, cornered, looks to Mr. Jigsaw]
 * [Mr. Jigsaw consults Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, shakes his head]
 * Gen. Morters: Sorry Mike, no good.

 * Becker: What? I don't know nothin'. I didn't see nothin'. I ain't say nothin'.
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: Nothing, the word is nothing, not nothin'. There's an i-n-g on the end of it. Nothing.
 * Becker: Ok, nothing. Nothiiing. Nothiiiiiiiiiiing. Ok, you happy?
 * Sgt. Wes Luger: That's better.

 * Sgt. Jack Colt: I just gotta ask... what *does* human flesh taste like?
 * Dr. Harrold Leacher: Chicken.

 * [A helicopter has shot up a trailer home which has then blown up. A man then rises from the flaming wreckage]
 * John McClane: [angrily] What the hell are ya doing?
 * Man in helicopter: Is this 1014 Pacific coast Highway?
 * John McClane: Huh?
 * Man in helicopter: 1014 Pacific coast Highway?
 * John McClane: No! No this is 814 Pacific coast Highway! 1014 is two blocks up that way!
 * Man in helicopter: Sorry! My mistake!
 * John McClane: (sarcastically) Yeah? No problem! No problem!

 * Sgt. Billy York: [after being questioned about the microfilm] McCracken!
 * Mr. Jigsaw: Thank you, Ms York!
 * [Mr. Jigsaw shoots York and goes to leave]
 * Mr. Jigsaw: [turns back, confused] Is that Dan McCracken, or Mike McCracken?
 * Sgt. Billy York: Mike...
 * [Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again, then makes to leave again]
 * Mr. Jigsaw: [turns back again] Is he on Alpine or Oak?
 * Sgt. Billy York: [thinking] Alpine.
 * [Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again]
 * Sgt. Billy York: Psst... Park on Third - you'll never find a spot on Alpine.
 * Mr. Jigsaw: [smiling] Thank you! You have been most co-operative!
 * Sgt. Billy York: [in pain] Don't mention it.
 * [Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again]
 * Mr. Jigsaw: [to the blind guy sitting by the door] Remember - you saw nothing!

 * Mr. Jigsaw: [holding a gun on York] In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.
 * Sgt. Billy York: No, no, I'll beg now.

 * Sgt. Wes Luger: What's going on in here?
 * Mr. Jigsaw: Drop your gun Mr. Luger!
 * Wes Luger: I don't have one...
 * Mr. Jigsaw: [confused] You are not carrying a weapon?
 * Wes Luger: Don't believe in them.
 * [Jigsaw slides a gun over to Wes]
 * Mr. Jigsaw: Pick up the gun.
 * [Wes picks up the gun]
 * Mr. Jigsaw: Drop the gun Mr. Luger!

 * Det. Irv Lansing: My wife and I haven't had sex in over two years. I have a six month old daughter.

 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: I'm just a gal like any other gal. I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking.

 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: This has gone far enough! First you use my affection, then you use me to sell drugs, through the Wilderness Girls!  What kind of a man are you?
 * Gen. Morters: A user.
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: I knew that.  I knew that when you made me parade around in that leather demicup underwire bra, with matching panties and garter belt.
 * Gen. Morters: Is that the bra with the metal studs?
 * Miss Destiny Demeanor: That's the RED one! I'm talking about the black set, with the gold tread piping!
 * Gen. Morters: ... always loved that one.

Taglines

 * Don't Shoot, You'll Spoil The Sequel!
 * Oh my god! They have guns!
 * See it before they make the sequel.
 * We'd like to have been nominated for 9 ACADEMY AWARDS
 * Oh my God! They're on video!

Main cast

 * Emilio Estevez - Sgt. Jack Colt
 * Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Wes Luger
 * Jon Lovitz - Becker
 * Tim Curry - Mr. Jigsaw
 * Kathy Ireland - Miss Destiny Demeanor
 * Frank McRae - Captain Doyle
 * William Shatner - General Curtis Mortars
 * F. Murray Abraham - Dr. Harold Leacher

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