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James Dobson

James Clayton "Jim" Dobson, Jr. (born April 21, 1936) is an American psychologist, evangelical Christian author, counselor and conservative political activist.

1970s

 * "[P]ain is a marvelous purifier. . . It is not necessary to beat the child into submission; a little bit of pain goes a long way for a young child. However, the spanking should be of sufficient magnitude to cause the child to cry genuinely."
 * From Dare to Discipline, pages 6 and 7

 * "Some strong-willed children absolutely demand to be spanked, and their wishes should be granted. . . [T]wo or three stinging strokes on the legs or buttocks with a switch are usually sufficient to emphasize the point, 'You must obey me.'"
 * From The Strong-Willed Child, pp. 53-4.

2002

 * KING: You're an outspoken supporter of Israel. You and Bill Bennett co-authored an op-ed piece on the subject, responding to a letter from a group of prominent Evangelical Christians who urged George W. Bush to employ an even handed policy toward Israel and Palestine. You don't want an even handed policy?

 * DOBSON: Well, I do. It depends on what you mean by that. I feel very strongly about Israel. You know it is surrounded by its enemies. And it exists primarily because God has willed it to exist, I think, according to scripture, but also, because America has stood with Israel. If we ever abandon it, it's gone. There are six million Jews in Israel. There are 400 million Muslims around them that hate them and want many of them -- hate them and want to drive them into the sea. And that is a major concern to me. It's the only democracy in the Middle East. Why wouldn't we support them?

 * KING: And the Palestinian people are the only people without a state...

 * DOBSON: Yes.

 * KING: … of any kind. Should they have a state? Do you agree with the president there? There should be a Palestinian state?

 * DOBSON: You know, here again, I'm not smart enough to figure out that conflict. That's been going on — that's ancient. It goes way back. And I'm not sure that I'm — in fact, I know I don't have the answer for that. But whatever the solution, whether it's a Palestinian state or whatever the answer to it is, it has to involve security for Israel. And that's where I make my stand.

 * Exchange between Larry King and James Dobsonon CNN's Larry King Live Aired September 18, 2002 - 21:00  ET

 * KING: Franklin Graham called Islam a very wicked and evil religion. More recently, he said that Muslim leaders haven't done enough to show their sorrow over 9/11. Do you agree with that?

 * DOBSON: Well, I certainly agree that many factions within Islam are very, very violent. I mean, how can we deny that? The war against the west and against Israel certainly didn't start with 9/11. For us, it began really in 1979 when the Iranians, you know, invaded the embassy there. And from that point on, they've been doing things like this, so there's a lot of violence within the Islamic faith.

 * KING: But you don't think the faith is violent? You don't think American Muslims are, by nature, violent, or Muslims are by nature violent or do you?

 * '''DOBSON: I think some Muslims are, but certainly...

 * KING: Well, some Christians are.

 * DOBSON: Yes, but that...

 * KING: There's a lot of killing in the name of Christ in history.

 * DOBSON: Yes, there has been down through the years, but I don't think that's the predominant factor. I mean, if you look at the teachings of Christ, the centerpiece is love. That's been the essence of what He has thought.

 * KING: Not Mohammed — Mohammed did not teach love?

 * DOBSON: Not to that degree, no. There's a lot — you know I'm not an expert on this subject. I told you that last time we were here, and so I can just give you my impressions about it. And there are very, very violent people within the Islamic faith. There are also some that are not violent.
 * Exchange between Larry King and James Dobsonon CNN's Larry King Live Aired September 18, 2002 - 21:00  ET

2004

 * Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth.
 * On gay marriage, from

 * GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: Dr. Dobson, ...in the Daily Oklahoman, [you were] quoted saying, "Patrick Leahy is a God's people hater. I don't know if he hates God, but he hates God's people." Now, Dr. Dobson, that doesn't sound like a particularly Christian thing to say. Do you think you owe Senator Leahy an apology?

 * DR JAMES DOBSON: George, you think you ought to lecture me on what a Christian is all about? You know, I think -I think I'll stand by the things I have said. Patrick Leahy has been in opposition to most of the things that I believe. He is the one that took the reference to God out of the oath.

 * '''GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: But Dr. Dobson, excuse me for a second. You use the word hate. You said that he's a "God's people hater." How do you back that up?

 * DR JAMES DOBSON: Well, there's been an awful lot of hate expressed in this election. And most of it has been aimed at those who hold to conservative Christian views. He is certainly not the only one to take a position like that. But I think that that is -that's where he's coming from. He has certainly opposed most of the things that conservative Christians stand for.

 * GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: So no apology?

 * DR JAMES DOBSON: No apology.
 * exchange [Nov 7, 2004] between George Stephanopoulos and James Dobson on ABC's This Week:

 * "By learning to yield to the loving authority... of his parents, a child learns to submit to other forms of authority which will confront him later in his life — his teachers, school principal, police, neighbors and employers."
 * From Dare to Discipline discussed on Good-Natured Child Needs His Share of Parents' Attention, Focus on the Family, 11/21/2004

2011

 * Into that world comes a young William Wilberforce — a young Parliamentarian — who saw this and said this is evil, this is wrong, I will do what I can to fight it. In some ways, it's very similar to our situation here with regard to abortion because that's a multi-million dollar industry. You know the money that even our own Congress gives to Planned Parenthood is reminiscent of the evil that was expressed in that day because other Parliament members didn't want to touch that very lucrative business. And so here you've got Wilberforce standing up and saying "this is wrong" and he was vilified and attacked and discredited and marginalized. It sounds kind of familiar to what happens to pro-life people today.
 * Comparing abortion to the slave trade
 * Comparing abortion to the slave trade

 * ...and Britain was saved, because of a national day of prayer. Ladies and gentlemen, we desperately need our own Miracle of Dunkirk today.
 * "The Response" prayer rally, 2011-08-06, quoted in

2012

 * And a lot of these things are happening around us, and somebody is going to get mad at me for saying what I am about to say right now, but I am going to give you my honest opinion: I think we have turned our back on the Scripture and on God Almighty and I think he has allowed judgment to fall upon us. I think that's what's going on.
 * regarding the
 * , quoted in

Quotes about James Dobson

 * The "child-centered" proselytizers were met by a "parent-centered" corps of self-proclaimed "Judeo-Christian" experts loudly condemning the decadent state of American culture. Dr. James Dobson, psychologist and the author in 1970 of the popular Dare to Discipline, had long been active in the cause. The founder of the Focus on the Family, a right-wing Christian radio "ministry" with a following in the millions, he emerged as a prime mover in the conservative family values crusade that crested as the century ended.
 * Ann Hulbert,

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Afrika Bambaataa

Afrika Bambaataa (born April 19, 1957) is a DJ and community leader from the South Bronx, who was instrumental in the early development of Hip Hop throughout the 1970s.

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 * Now he took the music of like Mandrill, like "Fencewalk", certain disco records that had funky percussion breaks like The Incredible Bongo Band when they came out with "Apache" and he just kept that beat going. It might be that certain part of the record that everybody waits for--they just let their inner self go and get wild. The next thing you know the singer comes back in and you'd be mad.
 * Afrika Bambaataa, quoted in David Toop (1991). Rap Attack 2: African Rap To Global Hip Hop, p.60. New York. New York: Serpent's Tail. ISBN 1852422432.

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Disc jockey

A disc jockey (abbreviated D.J., DJ or deejay) is a person who mixes recorded music for an audience; in a club event or rave, this is an audience of dancers. Originally, "disc" (uncommonly spelled "disque" or commonly "disk" in American English) referred to phonograph records, not the later compact discs. Today, the term includes all forms of music playback, no matter which medium is used.

The title "DJ" is also commonly used by DJs in front of their real names or adopted pseudonyms as a title to denote their profession and the music they play.

Quotes

 * Burn down the disco Hang the blessed DJ Because the music that they constantly play It says nothing to me about my life Hang the blessed DJ Because the music they constantly play On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down Provincial towns you jog 'round Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
 * Johnny Marr and Morrissey, Panic,  (1986)

 * It was a DJ style which helped to create the lifestyle which came to be known as hip hop. At the beginning of the disco era in the first half of the 1970s, regular disco jocks in clubs were most concerned with the blend between one record and the next - matching tempos to make a smooth transition which, at its best, could continually alter the mood on the dancefloor without breaking the flow. At its worst the technique could turn the night into one endless and inevitably boring song.
 * David Toop (1991). Rap Attack 2: African Rap To Global Hip Hop, p. 12. New York. New York: Serpent's Tail. ISBN 1852422432.

 * I'm getting a dj" where dj is a broad service focused "chotchkie" or junket
 * term in common usage around Philadelphia CBD

 * Last night a DJ saved my life, yeah 'Cause I was sittin' there bored to death And in just one breath he said You gotta get up You gotta get on You gotta get down girl ... Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
 * Michael Cleveland, '' (1982)

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David Toop

David Toop (born 5 May 1949), is an English musician and author, and professor and chair of audio culture and improvisation at the London College of Communication. He was a prominent contributor to the British magazine The Face. He is a regular contributor to The Wire, a British music magazine.

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 * It was a DJ style which helped to create the lifestyle which came to be known as hip hop. At the beginning of the disco era in the first half of the 1970s, regular disco jocks in clubs were most concerned with the blend between one record and the next - matching tempos to make a smooth transition which, at its best, could continually alter the mood on the dancefloor without breaking the flow.
 * David Toop (1991). Rap Attack 2: African Rap To Global Hip Hop, p.12. New York. New York: Serpent's Tail. ISBN 1852422432.

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Break (music)

Break (music) is a hip hop musical technique.

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 * "Now he took the music of like Mandrill, like "Fencewalk", certain disco records that had funky percussion breaks like The Incredible Bongo Band when they came out with "Apache" and he just kept that beat going. It might be that certain part of the record that everybody waits for--they just let their inner self go and get wild. The next thing you know the singer comes back in and you'd be mad."
 * Afrika Bambaataa, quoted in David Toop (1991). Rap Attack 2: African Rap To Global Hip Hop, p. 60. New York. New York: Serpent's Tail. ISBN 1852422432.

 * "Break-beat music and hip-hop culture were happening at the same time as the emergence of disco (in 1974 known as party music). Disco was also created by DJs in its initial phase, though these tended to be club jocks rather than mobile party jocks - records by Barry White, Eddie Kendricks and others became dancefloor hits in New York clubs like Tamberlane and Sanctuary and were crossed over onto radio by Frankie Crocker at station WBLS. There were many parallels in the techniques used by Kool DJ Herc and a pioneering disco DJ like Francis Grasso, who worked at Sanctuary, as they used similar mixtures and superimpositions of drumbeats, rock music, funk and African records For less creative disco DJs, however, the ideal was to slip-cute smoothly from the end of one record into the beginning of the next. They also created a context for breaks rather than foregrounding them, and the disco records which emerged out of the influence of this type of mixing tended to feature long introductions, anthemic choruses and extended vamp sections, all creating a tension which was released by the break. Break-beat music simply ate the cherry off the top of the cake and threw the rest away. In the words of DJ Grandmaster Flash:"
 * 'Disco was brand new then and there were a few jocks that had monstrous sound systems but they wouldn't dare play this kind of music. They would never play a record where only two minutes of the song was all it was worth. They wouldn't buy those types of records. The type of mixing that was out then was blending from one record to the next or waiting for the record to go off and wait for the jock to put the needle back on.'"
 * DJ Grandmaster Flash quote (1984, 1991) by David Toop. Rap Attack 2, 62. New York: Serpent's Tail. ISBN 1852422432.

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Talk:Mark Twain

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''Unsourced: Quotes widely attributed to the author or work but not sourced to an original work or reputable secondary publication. Read more at Sourced and Unsourced sections.''
 *  Twain is one of those major iconic figures to whom many statements become attributed; unsourced attributions to him should usually be treated with some skepticism, and often a great deal of it.

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 * When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
 * Not found in Twain's works, this was attributed to him in Reader's Digest (September 1939): no prior attribution known. Mark Twain’s father died when Twain was eleven years old.

 * I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercised regularly.
 * Source Undetermined in Everyone's Mark Twain (1972) compiled by Caroline Thomas Harnsberger, p. 161

 * I don't give a damn for a man who can only spell a word one way.
 * Unsourced in POP!: Create the Perfect Pitch, Title, and Tagline for Anything (2006) by Sam Horn.

 * Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
 * Unsourced in The Philosophy of Mark Twain: The Wit and Wisdom of a Literary Genius (2014) by David Graham

 * If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
 * No known source in Twain's works.
 * The earliest known source is a Usenet post from November 2000.

 * The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
 * This appears on the opening placard of the film The Equalizer, attributing it to Twain, but there is no evidence that Twain wrote it.
 * A precursor is found in Taylor Hartman's self-help book The Character Code (first published 1991), where it is not attributed to Twain: "The three most significant days in your life are: 1. The day you were born. 2. The day you find out why you were born. 3. The day you discover how to contribute the gift you were born to give" (Google Books link)

 * The best of all the lost arts is honesty.

 * Tomorrow is the yesterday of two days from now.
 * Actually by an unknown author which was started as an internet hoax because the quote was trite and obvious and sounds like something that Mark Twain would have said.

 * Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig.

 * A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

 * What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.
 * Variant: There is something worse than ignorance, and that's knowing what ain't so.
 * (Another variant is reliably sourced to Josh Billings.)

 * America is built on a tilt and everything loose slides to California.

 * But that is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy in his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all - that his accumulation proves an entirely different thing. When you point out this miscarriage to him he does not answer your letters; when you call to convince him, the servant prevaricates and you do not get in. Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them. (the Bee; twainquotes[.]com/Bee-essay.html)

 * Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

 * Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. (from Twain's novel "Pudd'nhead Wilson" Chapter 9 or 21: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/102/102-h/102-h.htm).

 * France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

 * I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

 * I have found solace in profanity unexcelled even by prayer.

 * I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

 * I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly

 * It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
 * This is a quote found in the early 19th century notebooks of Sir Humphry Davy along with other quotes about scientific honors. I've seen it sourced as coming from one of Twain's notebooks circa 1902, which may be true but probably just means he copied it from a book on Davy.

 * It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. (from Twain's novel "Pudd'nhead Wilson" Conclusion: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/102/102-h/102-h.htm).

 * Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

 * Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.

 * Love your enemy, it'll scare the hell out of him.

 * The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

 * Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

 * Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
 * from "The Peter Principle (1969)" by Laurence Peter.

 * Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
 * The catfish is a plenty good enough fish for anyone.
 * The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. (from Twain's novel "Pudd'nhead Wilson" Chapter 9 or 21: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/102/102-h/102-h.htm).
 * There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
 * There are no dialogues, only intersecting monologues.
 * Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
 * They did not know it was impossible, so they did it!
 * The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
 * More Maxims of Mark, By Mark Twain, ed. Merle Johnson (New York: Privately printed, November 1927).
 * When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
 * Alternate version: When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years.
 * If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. (Sometimes quoted as newspapers.)
 * When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
 * If you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
 * Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often.
 * Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
 * Denial ain't just a river in Egypt

Writing and speaking

 * Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
 * This quote, in both this and a slightly different form, is also attributed to Robert Benchley.

 * Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
 * Commonly attributed, but not found in any collection of Twain's writings. The earliest known attribution is Caroline Thomas Harnsberger, Mark Twain at Your Fingertips (1948), which cites the Hannibal Courier-Post, 6 March 1935—twenty-five years after his death. Later sources cite the 1 March or 6 March 1835 editions of the Hannibal Courier-Post, which was nine months before his birth.

 * I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
 * Although attributed to Twain as early as 1875, the earliest appearances of this joke, in 1855, are not from Twain. This quote does not appear in his writing and there is no specific evidence that Twain ever said it. For more information, see Quote Investigator.

 * Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we".
 * Attributed to Twain as "only editors and people with tapeworms should say 'we' in writing" on p. 247, Business Education World, Volume 24, 1944, Gregg Publ. Co., but predated by:
 * ...three orders of men, by right, speak of themselves as "we". These are editors, royal personages, and people with tapeworms.
 * "Mr Prentice", p. 138, The Louisville Medical News, Volumes 15-16, 1883.

 * If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you’re misinformed.
 * Commonly attributed to Twain, but no evidence so far.

Education

 * Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
 * Variants: Don't let your son's/boy's schooling interfere too much with his education. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
 * Not directly traceable to Twain; first attributed to him in early 1900s in latter form, as in Outing: Sport, Adventure, Travel, Fiction, Volume 50, 1907, ed. Caspar Whitney, Albert Britt and The Saturday Evening Post, Volume 179, Issue 3, 1907, page 32 ("Don't let your boy's schooling interfere with his education.").

 * I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
 * First appears in post-2000 self-help and inspirational books such as Wake Up ... Live the Life You Love: Seizing Your Success, 2002, Steven E., Lee Beard, 58 Micro LLC, 2002.

 * I was born intelligent, education ruined me.
 * No known citation to Twain. Also quoted without attribution or to "a student", as in Architecture + Design, Volume 21, 2004, pub. S.K. Bhayana for Media Transasia (I) Pvt. Ltd.

 * The researches of many commentators have already thrown much darkness on this subject, and it is probable that, if they continue, we shall soon know nothing at all about it.
 * One website says the "subject" is "pre-Columbian explorers of America" but I can't find any citation to an original source.

Government and politics

 * God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
 * Frequently attributed to Twain; as yet unsourced.

 * If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
 * No known attribution to Twain. This has also been attributed to Emma Goldman. “If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.”

 * All you have to fear is your mother's cooking.
 * No known attribution to Twain.

 * Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
 * This is never given with a source, and said source has not so far been located online, including in searches of his online works, for example here. Evan Morris (the Word Detective) believes the quote is misattributed and the sub-phrase "putting on" is anachronistic.
 * Addendum: Try reading "The Peter Principle (1969)" by  Laurence Peter (1919-1990)

 * Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
 * No known attribution, cited only since 1992.

 * We have the best government that money can buy.

History

 * The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
 * Variants: "History does not repeat itself, It rhymes." "History may not repeat itself, but it rhymes a lot." "History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes."
 * Origins unclear. Earliest known match in print comes from 1970, in a collection called “Neo Poems” by Canadian artist John Robert Colombo, who recalled reading it sometime in the 1960s.A thematic precursor, "History May Not Repeat, But It Looks Alike", appears in a 1941 article by Chicago Tribune in Illinois. (Source: Quote Investigator)
 * According to this notes on sourcing, Twain scholars agree that it sounds like something he would say, but they have been unable to find the actual quote in his writing.
 * Twain did write: "It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible." (Mark Twain in Eruption: Hitherto Unpublished Pages About Men and Events (1940), ed. Bernard DeVoto, pp. 66–67).
 * Twain also wrote "History never repeats itself, but the Kaleidoscopic combinations of the pictured present often seem to be constructed out of the broken fragments of antique legends." in the 1874 edition of “The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-Day”.

Humor

 * To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.
 * Not by Twain but by Wilson Mizner.

Religion

 * It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
 * Not attributed to Twain until the 1970s, as in p. 214, Christ the liberator. 1971, John R. W. Stott, Inter Varsity Press.
 * You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
 * Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

Truth

 * A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies
 * A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.
 * Attributed to Twain as "a lie will fly around the whole world while the truth is getting its boots on", Standard player monthly, 1918, Volumes 3-4, Standard Pneumatic Action Co. An uncredited variant, "A lie will cover leagues while truth is putting on its boots", appears in The Judge, Volume 67, 1914, Judge Publishing Company. The oldest known attribution (1831) is to Fisher Ames: “falsehood proceeds from Maine to Georgia, while truth is pulling on his boots.” Charles Haddon Spurgeon said similar, adding "if you want a lie to go round the world, it will fly: it is as light as a feather, and a breath will carry it", in 1855.
 * This has also been attributed to Winston Churchill.

 * I once sent a telegram to 12 of my friends saying ALL IS DISCOVERED - FLEE AT ONCE. They all left town immediately.
 * This has also been attributed to Arthur Conan Doyle, with the caveat that only one of his friends disappeared.

 * Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
 * The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Chap. V (1876).

 * A mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar.
 * Alternatively, “with a liar on top”
 * Attributed to Twain in The Autobiography of John Hays Hammond (Farrar & Rinehart, 1935), p. 97, who knew Twain. Not recorded as actually having been said (Mark Twain quotations – Miner). Also attributed to contemporaries Bill Nye and Eli Perkins (A Hole in the Ground).

 * It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
 * Frequently attributed to Twain, and often to Will Rogers, Satchel Paige, Artemus Ward, as well as others.

Weather

 * If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
 * According to the Yale Book of Quotations, ed. Fred R. Shapiro (2006), Yale University Press, attributed to Twain in Try and Stop Me (1944), Bennett Cerf.

Statistics

 * Figures don't lie, but liars figure.
 * Attributed to Twain by Yates, Department of the Interior and related agencies appropriations for 1984: hearings before a subcommittee of the Committee on Appropriations, House of Representatives, Ninety-eighth Congress, first session, Parts 9-10, 1983, U.S. G.P.O., 1983.

Miscellaneous

 * The difference between truth and fiction is that the latter must always be credible in order to work.
 * Irreverence is the champion of liberty, if not its only defender.
 * Both of these quotes appeared in the movie Man of the Year.

 * This is petrified truth.
 * ''The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, and Other Sketchesː "A Complaint about Correspondents" (1867), p. 30.

 * Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare: A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Chorus: Punch, brothers, punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare.
 * Jingle written in 1876 by Isaac Bromley and Noah Brooks of the New York Tribune. Twain quoted it in his 1876 A Literary Nightmare (a.k.a. Punch, Brothers, punch) describing the catchiness of the meme, and became mistakenly known as the author: see p. 422, Mark Twain: the complete interviews (2006), Mark Twain, Gary Scharnhorst, University of Alabama Press.

 * Every generalization is false, including this one.
 * This has also been attributed to Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., Winston Churchill, George Barnard Shaw and Douglas MacArthur.

 * I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.
 * Variant: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
 * Also attributed to Clarence Darrow.

 * I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
 * Also attributed to Artemus Ward.

 * I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
 * Quoted in, but no source is given. Note that during Twain's life the Age of the Earth was thought to be measured in tens of millions not billions of years.
 * A video of Dawkins crediting Twain for the quote.
 * May have originated as a paraphrase of the "Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born ..." quote from Mark Twain.

 * The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
 * As quoted in Tony Robbins, Unlimited Power: The New Science of Personal Achievement, Simon and Schuster, 2012.

Tony Robbins - 2012

 * Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
 * Originally appeared in
 * The book is a memoir and the quote is MacLaren recalling something Twain supposedly said to her when she was a little girl. There's no reason to doubt that this is an honest memoir, that MacLaren met Twain, and that he said something encouraging to her. It seems a stretch though to trust MacLaren's memory of something said to her decades earlier when she was just a girl enough to take her quotation marks literally. This quotation's status as an actual verbatim quote from Mark Twain seems dubious.

 * The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
 * Many sites claim it is Mark Twain, but no source given.

 * The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you discover why you were born.
 * This quote started circulating around the year 2011 attributed to Mark Twain.

 * Banks will lend you money, if you can prove you don't need it.
 * Quoted without a reference in Swim against the current, by Jim Hightower, Wiley & Sons, 2008, p. 58.

 * Buy land, they aren't making it anymore.
 * Quoted in The Ladies' Home Journal, Vol. 96 (1979), p. 10

 * Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
 * I have seen this attributed to Mark Twain, but it doesn't sound like him to me.

 * If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

(Mdd moved these to here from the main article, and others later made some modifications. Eric Kvaalen (talk) 06:04, 10 March 2017 (UTC))
 * Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
 * This is pulled from the article as it wasn't found in Mark Twain's Notebook (cited to be on page 393 originally).
 * Alternate (also Twain's): Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

— Why were all these moved out of the main article? There are now quite a few purported quotes by Mark Twain that are no longer mentioned in the main article. Embram (talk) 12:56, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
 * These quotes were moved out of the article because they are {Disputed} quotes; specifically because they are unsourced quotes: Most are not shown to originate from Twain (exactly or modified). Some are shown not to originate from Twain. -A876 (talk) 18:49, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Clarification on the name Mark Twain
The name Mark Twain should never be used for works that are not signed "Mark Twain". Although Samuel Clemens is best known by the pen name he used for his novels, quotes of Samuel Clemens speeches, letters, and so on should always be credited to Samuel Clemens if they are not signed. That applies to all pen names.

The correct page title is Samuel Clemens, not Mark Twain, as that is the person. Quotes signed as Mark Twain should include that information. Drbits (talk) 03:43, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

a removal
I removed one quote from this page because it appeared here: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/twain.htm

--Furrykef 02:53, 6 Jun 2004 (UTC)

Another Twainism
One fairly attributed to Twain is :- "Some German words are so long that they have a perspective." It seems to be from Twain's 1880 book "A Tramp Abroad" Appendix D entitled "1 July - The Awful German Language"

 * He paid tribute to this in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, where the "magic words" are actually very long German compound words, spanning the entire width of the page, and, for proper effect, set in Gothic script. --QuicksilverT @ 22:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Some new edits
I'm new here, but I changed some stuff around on the page anyway to source some of the quotes and move one to the incorrectly attributed section. Mark Twain is one of the most widely misquoted authors around. People attribute everything to him. --Revcbl 17:24, 18 August 2005 (UTC)

... remove all doubt
Can we get a better referral on the "better to be thought a fool ..." ?  There is one similiar from Confucius "Listen widely to remove your doubts and be careful when speaking about the rest and your mistakes will be few. See much and get rid of what is dangerous and be careful in acting on the rest and your causes for regret will be few. Speaking without fault, acting without causing regret: 'upgrading' consists in this."

what about lincoln or emerson? http://www.princeton.edu/~ferguson/adw/humor/quotes.shtml

It's biblical. Proverbs 17:28 Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.

 * I moved it to "Incorrectly attributed". —207.237.32.233 23:04, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
 * The sentiment may have been phrased differently by past authors, but is there any earlier source for the exact quote in this case, which seems to me to be a particularly pithy formulation of the idea? BD2412 T 18:03, 11 July 2012 (UTC)
 * Although the moral is similar, I think the sentiment is distinctly different: "better to be thought a fool" is sharply poignant because it emphasizes a dilemma. This formulation is worthy of proverbial status separate from the biblical proverb. Alas, though several smart researchers have looked for it, we still do not know where it originated. ~ Ningauble (talk) 19:28, 12 July 2012 (UTC)

Lazarus' Epithaph
Does anyone have the text of the thing Twain wrote for Emperor Norton's dog Lazarus?

End of the world?
There is a quote often attributed to Twain that says something like, "If I knew the world was coming to an end, I would go to Cincinnati because everything happens ten years later in Cincinnati." Or something like that. Does anyone know if there is anything to actually back up this attribution? If not I suppose it could be added into the attributed section. Any thoughts? -Thebdj 05:04, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

It's more often attributed to Will Rogers, which seems more plausible to me: "If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later." --Dsmccoy 04:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

As I recall, it's in "Life on the Mississippi," but I don't have a copy handy, so I can't immediately verify that. He was poking fun at Cincinnatians for wearing an outmoded style of boots and goatees. He took particular glee from the goatees.

^ I googled up an online copy of Life on the Mississippi and searched for it, but haven't found anything. I've tried rewording it and whatnot. Still can't find it though.

^ Fascinating, as I'd always heard it with the place and time being Kentucky and twenty years.

The Mysterious Stranger
What's the point of pastingentire pages wholesale from the Gutenberg Project? To be effective, most quotes consist of only an isolated sentence or two. Unless someone can identify some pithy thoughts in this work and break them out as individual sentences, I think this entire section should be excised. —QuicksilverT @ 22:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC) sure and you will see why this is important.

Truth quote
I'm pretty sure it was from THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN: -> Nothing found in the full text online...

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

I love the double entendre; not only do you not have to cover your lies if you're honest, but on a deeper level, there's the implication that you don't have to remember things if you don't want to, for example, when the sheriff asks you, "Now Huckleberry, who stole that gold?", you can tell him that you don't know and even if you do know, you can get away with it.

Weather
The quote, "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it", should not be listed. Even if we had absolute proof that Charles Dudley Warner was refering to Mark Twain when he attributed a saying about weather to "A well known American writer", we don't know exactly what Mark Twain said. You can't reword the sentence to change the tense. A quote is EXACTLY what the person said word for word; there is no written record of this for Mark Twain.

It is frequently misattributed to Mark Twain and as such is should be listed in the misattributed section.

Proper sources
Many of the supposedly sourced quotes in this article don't actually provide a source that can be checked. The purpose of Citing sources is to make it reasonably easy for readers to verify quotes to improve the accuracy of Wikiquote, just as it is with Wikipedia. To that end, a source like that currently given for Twain's infamous "reports of my death" quote: is of little use. What is needed is a publication or other reliable source that cites (or even reprints) this cable. Similarly, anything from Twain's letters should have a citation of a publication that actually includes his letters, preferably with the page number, book edition, and other relevant information to identify the specific printing. I ask editors of this article to help gather this information. I'd be happy to give some pointers about finding it, and how to format it when you have it — just drop me a note on my talk page. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 04:05, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
 * Cable from London to the Associated Press (1897)

Fake or not fake
I was presented with this Twainism at work today:

"Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously"

It doesn't feel like Twain to me. It feels like an anonymous corporate PR machine cog made it up and just said Twain said it. BUT! I can't prove that. I yield to the collective wiki wisdom to aid me in my quest to verify this quote as real, fake, or triple fake. Please help!

Will check back regularly logged in, appreciate any feedback possible. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 171.161.160.10 (talk • contribs) 20:50, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

It's much easier to prove someone did say something than it is to prove they never said it, but I would be extremely suspicious of that quote. Looking at the entry for the word "synergy" in the OED, the 19th century citations are all in scientific journals. Twain was known for using common American speech, which didn't (and still doesn't) include the word "synergy". That said, this so-called quote is all over the web now. --Dsmccoy 04:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Quote from Twain's mother
I'm new here, also. I'm trying to find a quote that is attributed to Mark Twain's mother. She made some valid comments on keeping animals penned up or in captivity. Can anyone help me with this quote? Thanks for your help. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Infoplace (talk • contribs) 08:05, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

 * Not much to go on here. It might help to know that Twain's mother's name was Jane Lampton Clemens (misspelled "Lambton" in some references, apparently). I didn't find anything specific about Jane and animals, other than Samuel Clemens inherited from her a "tenderness toward all animals", which was part of her passionate support for the underdog (no pun intended).

 * There is a multi-volume set titled Mark Twain's Letters that includes correspondence with Twain's mother, but I'm not sure if it includes her letters to him (which would presumably include such a quote). The Singular Mark Twain, by Fred Kaplan, has some substantive info about her in chapter 1 at least, so that's another possibility. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 10:02, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

Porcine music lessons
Did Twain really say, "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig"? - and if so, where and when? I have seen that quote or variants of it attributed to a lot of different people. There's no doubt that a character in a Heinlein book said it. Was it not original there?

—Wasn't it, "Never wrestle with a pig: you get dirty and the pig enjoys it?" Monado 03:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

If i believe correctly "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig" is from "The Adventures of Mark Twain" the 1985 movie.

 * No.

The correct source of the pig singing quote is actually Robert Heinlein's character Lazarus Long AKA Woodrow Wilson Smith, in "Time Enough for Love". Heinlein had an ascerbic sense of humor much like Twain's and this is not the only quote that has been popularly mis-attributed. It's likely that Heinlein intentionally contributed to this phenomenon by applying his own twists to popular quotes and sayings.

-- Heinlein got the quote from Oscar Wilde.

Storm of thoughts
I've seen this attributed to Twain: "Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head." Does anyone know if it's really his and, if so, where it comes from in his works? Thanks, Monado 03:29, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

The quote is accurate. It is on page 256 of his long delayed autobiography.

Evidently Twain anticipated Louis B. Mayer who said, "I don't believe anyone should write their autobiography until after they are dead."

On going to hell
Can someone confirm if Twain said something along these lines: "All men have a right to go to hell in a manner of their own choosing." Koppe 17:00 21 February 2007 (CET)

 * To Koppe:
 * This is very belated, but I searched Google for part of your quote, then searched again switching "a" to "the." I didn't find the exact quote at all, and I didn't find anything attributing that quote to Twain. The closest quotes I found were:

 * "All people have the right to go to hell in their own way. My family always chose the scenic route."
 * Thandi Brewer, en.WP

 * "And we all have the right to go to Hell in our own way."
 * Simon R. Green, Hex and the City (Nightside, #4), goodreads.com

 * Thanks for the interesting quote! —Geekdiva (talk) 10:21, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

What is this attribute thing with India related quotes??
Why you have not put them as sourced and pretend them to be attributed? Your quotes that you still keep as "attributed" are not as flattering as Mark Twain has said in reality. To check refer to the book below.

This is the reference to most of India related quotes:-

Let me know the quotes if you fail to "source" your quotes.

'''The book is "Following the Equator" http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2895/2895.txt''' Read paragraphs starting with "This is indeed India"

"This is indeed India! the land of dreams and romance, of fabulous wealth and fabulous poverty, of splendor and rags, of palaces and hovels, of famine and pestilence, of genii and giants and Aladdin lamps, of tigers and elephants, the cobra and the jungle, the country of a hundred nations and a hundred tongues, of a thousand religions and two million gods, cradle of the human race, birthplace of human speech, mother of history, grandmother of legend, great-grandmother of tradition, whose yesterdays bear date with the mouldering antiquities of the rest of the nations--the one sole country under the sun that is endowed with an imperishable interest for alien prince and alien peasant, for lettered and ignorant, wise and fool, rich and poor, bond and free, the one land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for the shows of all the rest of the globe combined. Even now, after the lapse of a year, the delirium of those days in Bombay has not left me, and I hope never will. It was all new, no detail of it hackneyed. And India did not wait for morning, it began at the hotel --straight away. The lobbies and halls were full of turbaned, and fez'd and embroidered, cap'd, and barefooted, and cotton-clad dark natives, some of them rushing about, others at rest squatting, or sitting on the ground; some of them chattering with energy, others still and dreamy; in the dining-room every man's own private native servant standing behind his chair, and dressed for a part in the Arabian Nights."

and check this para

"India had the start of the whole world in the beginning of things. She had the first civilization; she had the first accumulation of material wealth; she was populous with deep thinkers and subtle intellects; she had mines, and woods, and a fruitful soil.  It would seem as if she should have kept the lead, and should be to-day not the meek dependent of an alien master, but mistress of the world, and delivering law and command to every tribe and nation in it.  But, in truth, there was never any possibility of such supremacy for her.  If there had been but one India and one language--but there were eighty of them!  Where there are eighty nations and several hundred governments, fighting and quarreling must be the common business of life; unity of purpose and policy are impossible; out of such elements supremacy in the world cannot come. Even caste itself could have had the defeating effect of a multiplicity of tongues, no doubt; for it separates a people into layers, and layers, and still other layers, that have no community of feeling with each other; and in such a condition of things as that, patriotism can have no healthy growth."

There is one more book on India travels by Mark Twain, you can "source" rest of your so called "attributed" quotes there.

Please change attributed to sourced.

While India had worst kind of problems you can imagine, but still Mark Twain was overwhelmed by its history's uniqueness and a lot many other people understand that India could have done a lot more in last 200 years than it did goind by what it did before that time.

thanks

 * You do realize that the beauty of Wikiquote is that anyone can edit it, don't you? So you don't need to post marching orders for work that others can do, you can actually do it yourself, and make sure it gets done correctly! Ed Fitzgerald 07:07, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Incorrect Quote
I do not wish to edit this myself as I don't play around here very often & wouldn't want to make a mess of things...

The quote listed in the Sourced section as the epitath for his daughter's headstone is not of Twain's creation.

Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light— Good-night, dear heart, good-night, good-night. Epitaph for his daughter, Olivia Susan Clemens (1896)

This is an excerpt from a poem by Robert Richardson, published 1893 & entitled "Annette". This stanza appears at the end. The last line is altered.

Details on this poem are located here:

http://www.twainquotes.com/headstone.html

 * Thanks for the information; this has now been corrected. ~ Kalki 12:58, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Work like you don't need the money...
Anyone know about this one: ''Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching. I find this frequently attributed to Mark Twain, but somehow I feel it doesn't sound like him. Any suggestions? ---Mermer 13:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * No source cites this quote prior to 1990s, impossible for a Twain quote. The earliest, and likely correct attribution is Susanna Clark, in the 1989 country song "Come From the Heart", a collaboration on the Guy Clark album, Old Friends. The correct quote is as follows:
 * You got to sing like you don't need the money Love like you'll never get hurt You got to dance like nobody's watchin' It's gotta come from the heart if you want it to work.
 * Here's a YouTube of Clarke singing the song. Cheers! BD2412 T 15:10, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
 * It is actually a quote from Negro League Legend Satchel Paige.
 * I claim no expertise on this subject, but I seriously doubt it was said by Satchel Paige. "Avoid fried meats that angry up the blood," yes, but this seems highly unlikely. I am open to changing my mind if authoritative documentation can be provided. — Taylor Kingston, 28 September 2010.
 * Probably mostly from William Purkey (tinyurl.com/38po85o) with later additions from others. I don't know of any definite verification for this, though. —KHirsch 02:39, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

 * A friend of mine posted FB attributing it to Saddam Hussein. hehehehe....  Anyway, seems like Satchel Paige is the most commonly cited source, but any proof of that appears to be lost to the sands of time.  13.12.254.95 20:38, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
 * "You've gotta' dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.(And speak from the heart to be heard.)” -William W. Purkey. Professor of Counseling Emeritus, UNC Greensboro (It's on his wikipedia page).
 * The Purkey attribution is probably bogus. Purkey has used the phrase in his speeches (and possible has claimed authorship), but it doesn't seem to show up in any of his books until after 1987, when Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh wrote the song. The Yale Book of Quotations credits Clark & Leigh. And Fred Shapiro, editor of the YBoQ, writes "I have corresponded with Mr. Purkey about this and he was unable to supply reliable documentation". ABehrens (talk) 01:41, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Do something every day...
"Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain." -

I like this quotation and when I came to source it found many pages like the one above attributing it to Twain. Could someone add it to the attributed quotations section please, or find a source for it?

Putting Us On
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." I would love it if this were a real Twain quote but I am suspicious because of the phrase "putting us on" which seems too modern to me. Does anyone know what the source of this quote is?

 * This quote is from The Peter Principle (1969), p. 69, by Laurence F. Peter and Raymond Hull. Peter attributes the quote to a student of his named Innocente. — KHirsch 18:39, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

Eiffel Tower quote
This quote is real - It appears in the 1903 essay "Was the World Made for Man?" which was reprinted in Letters from the Earth (1939).

You may die of a misprint

 * Das sind jene kleinlichen Unglücklichen, von welchen ich in einem früheren Absatze sagte, daß sie der Arzt selbst verachten müsse, den sie ewig konsultieren; das sind jene freiwilligen Kandidaten der Medizin, die sich in die ganze Krankheitslehre hineinlesen, die sich aus Büchern Rezepte verschreiben, zu deren einem Markus Herz, der berühmt gewordene Feind alles Schwindels, einmal sagte: Lieber Freund! Sie werden noch einmal an einem Druckfehler sterben!
 * Ernst von Feuchtersleben, Zur Diätetik der Seele (1841), p. 95.

 * These are the weak-minded persons, of whom I remarked, in a former chapter, that even the physician whom, they constantly seek must despise them. These men become volunteers in the ranks of medicine; they overload their minds with whole courses of physic; they copy prescriptions from printed formulae; and it was to one of this class that Marcus Herz once wittily remarked, “My dear friend, an error of the press will assuredly, some day or other, be the death of you.”
 * Ernst von Feuchtersleben, Dietetics of the Soul (1851), p. 127

 * Does not the hypochondriac die daily from fear of death? Nothing is more pathetically ludicrous than to see these petty unfortunates who ransack medical books in order to copy prescriptions and rules for the preservation of health. To one of these Dr. Herz once said: “My dear fellow, you will some day die of a misprint.”
 * Gustav Pollak and Ernst von Feuchtersleben, The hygiene of the soul: memoir of a physician and philosopher (1910), p. 101

 * Dr. Marcus Herz, of Berlin, is credited with saying to a patient who read medical books diligently in order to prescribe for himself: “Be careful, my friend. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
 * Current Literature (April 1912), 52:486.
 * Someone has moved this quote to the Misattributed section. -A876 (talk) 18:49, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Few souls/sinners saved after the first ...
Here's a variant from 1864, quoted as if it's already a familiar saying:

 * The correct view of this subject is contained in the statement, that there should be no indecent haste in disposing of topics so dignified as those of the pulpit, but “few souls are saved after the first half hour.”
 * “Stray Hints to Parishes”, Monthly journal of the American Unitarian Association 5:219 (1864)

There's no good reason to think Twain ever said this.

Encountered one
Encountered this one in an e-mail forward:

"Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no."

If you Google it, there are sources, but I'm not sure any are reliable... I'm not super-familiar with WikiQuote policies. --13.12.254.95 16:14, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

 * I have found a reliable source and added it to the page. —KHirsch 17:48, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

Why are 99% of things false quotes ?
So many of things are wrongly-credited quotes. O_o --208.126.51.140 01:14, 14 November 2010 (UTC)

I found through Google Books
The following quote appears in "Wit and wisecracks" -- "I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one."

Would that be "sourced" enough to be integrated to the article?

 * Mark Twain: Wit and Wisecracks, ed. Doris Benardete (1961, Peter Pauper Press) is not a reliable collection. It does not cite sources and it includes known misquotes. A better source sometimes cited for this quote is Charles Neider, ed., The Autobiography of Mark Twain (1959), p. 227. The best source is Bernard DeVoto, ed., Mark Twain in Eruption: Hitherto Unpublished Pages About Men and Events (2nd edition, 1940), p. 155. DeVoto was the curator for Twain's papers. ~ Ningauble 12:17, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Truth & Fiction
This quote: "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." (which is currently found in 2 forms in 2 places on the unsourced quote section) is from Following the Equator, where, as an epigraph at the beginning of chapter 15. It is there attributed to Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar. 109.246.254.186 17:48, 4 December 2011 (UTC)

Unsourced quote: "A Christian is a person who wants to give up great things in a real life, for mediocre things in an imaginary one. More importantly, they demand you do the same."
This quote seems to be going around the atheist blogosphere lately, but I can't find a source. So I thought I'd drop it here, so at least it's noted down, and people can at a minimum, try to find a source (or verify that it's very likely not correctly attributed). 63.251.123.2 19:06, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

That really sounds like something Twain would say....If I had to pick, it would be one of the blurbs from Pudd'nhead Wilson, or from Letters from Earth. On the other hand, that quote REALLY sounds like one of those pearls from Robert G. Ingersol. --Bill Abendroth (talk) 04:15, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

It sounds much more like the words of the late Dr. Christopher Hitchens, the author of "God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" --2605:E000:99D5:1600:F95D:C2D2:21EA:7794 17:42, 6 April 2018 (UTC)

Authenticity of "Never argue with an idiot..." quote?
A quote I see often attributed to Mark Twain is "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience". Some variations have "fool" in place of "idiot", etc., but the ending is the same. Does anybody know if this quote is really Twain's? And if so, where he said it? It's been also misattributed to George Carlin, but I'm almost certain he never said it. Geezerbill (talk) 01:37, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
 * O he might well have said it, but it is not his, as it is an old old saying in more than one tradition, globally. And no, I don't have a handy source for that. :) Unfriend13 (talk) 21:16, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

The quote most assuredly stems from Proverbs 26:4 "When arguing with fools, don't answer their foolish arguments, or you will become as foolish as they are." -Proverbs 26:4 (NLT)

"Fortune Knocks"?
I've seen this attributed to Twain. Is it misattributed?: "Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her." 219.142.235.124 01:44, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

"The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible."
I have seen this quote attributed to Mark Twain but I have however not been able to find any source that this was originally said by Mark Twain. 212.116.75.225 20:11, 9 October 2013 (UTC)

It makes a lot of sense -- in its ambiguity -- as a brilliant way to end the big public argument with Mary Baker Eddy, whose followers would have interpreted it as a capitulation. 2605:A601:46D:B01:CABC:C8FF:FEA5:82F4 00:34, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

Source for "It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."?
A quote commonly attributed to Twain is "It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it", which I found in the "unsourced" section. From my research it comes from Twain's novel Pudd'nhead Wilson:

"OCTOBER 12, THE DISCOVERY. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

--Pudd`nhead Wilson`s Calendar"

Find the complete novel here.

Therefore, I am taking it off the "unsourced" list until somebody proves me wrong :) --Youcantbesyrian (talk) 09:20, 18 September 2014 (UTC)

Another quote about weather
Supposedly, Twain was walking with a friend when it began to rain. The friend said, "Do you think it'll stop?" and Twain replied, "It always has." Kostaki mou (talk) 18:39, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

never allow...
"never allow someone to be your priority when you're just their option"

Lots of Facebook posts and less-than-reliable websites crediting this to Twain, but I'm sure it's not. Doesn't sound like him. (PS, if you respond, please say so on my Eng Wikipedia talkpage) Oiyarbepsy (talk) 00:07, 19 September 2015 (UTC)

Saw this quote attributed to Twain
"When the rich rob from the poor, it's called business. When the poor rob from the rich, it's called violence."

Is this from Twain? I saw it on The Other 98% Facebook page, posted October 5, 2016 at 9:16pm

Best I could find is this quote unattributed at http://freespeechjournal.com/quotable-quotes.html

Oddly selective quote
"That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters".

This seems to me to be unfortunately cropped. The next line is "When a thoughtful and unblessed Mohammedan examines the Westminster Catechism, he knows that beyond any question I am spiritually insane", going on to "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane". At present it appears as if Twain were saying something particular about Mohammedans, when he was doing nothing of the kind. Pinkbeast (talk) 19:58, 1 July 2018 (UTC)
 * Someone has added more of that quote, which also finds a similar relationship between Democrats, Republicans, and Mugwumps. -A876 (talk) 18:49, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

A Question
The section 1.12 Following the Equator contains almost exclusively references to Puddin' Head Wilson. I would like to rename it to its proper category and start a new one for Following the Equator. I would do this to include one quote about Jane Austen. That being:

"Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."

The source for this is these websites  http://www.biblioteca.org.ar/libros/167735.pdf   ---  https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2895/2895-h/2895-h.htm  ( CHAPTER LXII  )

I do not mean to start trouble with Jane Austen fans. In that light I would leave out Twain's other quote about Austen. That one seems a little mean-spirited. - willybefrantic (talk) 01:45, 22 January 2019 (UTC)

Well, it appears I should have done more research. The quotes in the aforementioned section are from Following the Equator. They are an opening line to each of the chapters on the book. There is no need to rename and/or create a new listing. I will place the quote referencing Jane Austen in section 1.12. As one of Gilda Radner's characters said " Never Mind ". - willybefrantic (talk) 02:18, 25 January 2019 (UTC)

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable
Hello, does someone have a reliable source for this oft-cited quote? Or any indication that he did not actually write this? Huñvreüs (talk) 11:55, 7 July 2023 (UTC)

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René Lévesque

René Lévesque (August 24, 1922 – November 1, 1987) was a Québécois politician and journalist who served as the 23rd premier of Quebec from 1976 to 1985. He was the first Québécois political leader since Confederation to attempt, through a referendum, to negotiate the political independence of Quebec. Starting his career as a reporter, and radio and television host, he later became known for his eminent role in Quebec's nationalization of hydro, and as an ardent defender of Quebec sovereignty. He was the founder of the Parti Québécois, and before that, a Liberal minister in the Lesage government from 1960 to 1966.

Quotes

 * Il est un temps où le courage et l'audace tranquilles deviennent pour un peuple aux moments clés de son existence la seule forme de prudence convenable. S'il n'accepte pas alors le risque calculé des grandes étapes, il peut manquer sa carrière à tout jamais, exactement comme l'homme qui a peur de la vie.
 * There is a time when quiet courage and audacity become for a people at the key moments of its existence the only form of adequate caution. If it does not then accept the calculated risk of the great steps, it can miss its career forever, exactly like the man who is afraid of life.
 * On the plaque in front of his statue on the hill of the National Assembly of Quebec.

 * Est Québécois qui veut l'être.
 * Whoever wants to be a Quebecer is one.
 * Victory speech, 1976 Quebec election.

 * Je n'ai jamais pensé que je pourrais être aussi fier d'être Québécois.
 * I never thought that I could be so proud to be Québécois.
 * Victory speech, 1976 Quebec election.

 * On n'est pas un petit peuple, on est peut-être quelque chose comme un grand peuple.
 * We are not a small people, we are maybe something of a great people.
 * Victory speech, 1976 Quebec election.

 *  Si j'ai bien compris, vous êtes en train de me dire: à la prochaine fois.
 * If I understood you well, you are telling me: Next time. (
 * Concession speech, 1980 Quebec referendum.

 * Mais j'ai confiance qu'un jour... y'a un rendez-vous normal avec l'Histoire que le Québec tiendra, et j'ai confiance qu'on sera là, ensemble, pour y assister.
 * But I have confidence that one day... there's a normal rendezvous with History that Quebec will hold, and I have confidence that we shall be there, together, to witness it.
 * Concession speech, 1980 Quebec referendum.

 * And I would like to say we've got no lesson on that score to take from the McConnells, from anyone that has been dominating Quebec like a bunch of Rhodesians! The white group. If we have colours here you feel it and that is something we will not stand any more. This paternalistic, WASP ... and it is that, typically, WASP arrogance of the ones that have been leading our government and to the slush funds that they contribute to leaving both of our hacked bodies by the road for too long.
 * The Champions, Part 2: Trappings of Power

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Deejay (Jamaican)

Toast, Chatting, or Deejaying is the act of talking or chanting over a rhythm or beat. It (toasting) originated in America and was transported to Jamaica. The lyrics can be either improvised or pre-written. Toasting has been used in various African traditions, such as griots chanting over a drum beat, Jamaican music forms, such as dancehall, reggae, ska, dub, and lovers rock. The combination of singing and toasting is known as singjaying.

Quotes

 * "These kind of narrative poems are called toasts. They are rhyming stories, often lengthy, which are told mostly amongst men. Violent, scatalogical, obscene, misogynist, they have been used for decades to while away the time in situations of enforced boredom, whether prison, armed services or streetcorner life."
 * David Toop (1991). Rap Attack 2, 29. New York: Serpent's Tail. ISBN 1852422432.

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Euripides

Euripides (Greek: Εὐριπίδης; c. 480 BC–406 BC) was a Greek playwright.

Quotes

 * The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich estate.
 * Ægeus, Frag. 7

 * A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
 * Æolus, Frag. 32

 * Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.
 * Æolus, Frag. 38

 * The nobly born must nobly meet his fate.
 * Alcmene, Frag. 100

 * Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
 * Alexander Frag. 44

 * Sweet is the remembrance of troubles when you are in safety.
 * Andromeda

 * Woman is woman's natural ally.
 * Alope, Frag. 109

 * Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
 * Antigone, Frag 164

 * Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain.
 * Antiope, Frag. 204

And my own land, to follow where a stranger led? Rail at the goddess; be more resolute than Zeus, Who holds power over all other divinities But is himself the slave of love. Show Aphrodite Your indignation; me, pardon and sympathy. Hecabe: No; Paris was an extremely handsome man – one look, And your appetite became your Aphrodite. Why, Men's lawless lusts are all called love – it's a confusion Easily made.
 * Helen: What happened in my heart, to make me leave my home
 * Troades (c. 415 BC), lines 946–950 and 987–990 (tr. Philip Vellacott)

 * Cleverness is not wisdom. And not to think mortal thoughts is to see few days.
 * Bacchæ l. 395

Pentheus: What's the worth in believing worthless things? Dionysus: Much worth, but not worth telling you, it seems.
 * Dionysus: He who believes needs no explanation.
 * Bacchae l. 472, as translated by Colin Teevan (2002)

 * Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
 * Bacchæ l. 479-480. Translated by William Arrowsmith.
 * Variant translation: To the fool, he who speaks wisdom will sound foolish.
 * Variant translation: He were a fool, methinks, who would utter wisdom to a fool. (translated by Edward Philip Coleridge)
 * Variant translation: Wise words being brought to blinded eyes will seem as things of nought. (translated by Gilbert Murray)

 * Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
 * Bacchæ l. 882
 * Variant translation: Slowly but surely withal moveth the might of the gods.

 * χρηστοῖσι δούλοις συμφορὰ τὰ δεσποτῶν.
 * Good slaves [are affected by] the adversities of their masters
 * Bacchæ l. 1028
 * Note: the original sentence does not contain any verb

 * Humility, a sense of reverence before the sons of heaven — of all the prizes that a mortal man might win, these, I say, are wisest; these are best.
 * Bacchæ l. 1150.

 * Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.
 * Bellerophon, Fragment 298; quoted in Plutarch's Morals : Ethical Essays (1888) edited and translated by Arthur Richard Shilleto, p. 293

 * Doth some one say that there be gods above? There are not; no, there are not. Let no fool, Led by the old false fable, thus deceive you. Look at the facts themselves, yielding my words No undue credence: for I say that kings Kill, rob, break oaths, lay cities waste by fraud, And doing thus are happier than those Who live calm pious lives day after day. All divinity Is built-up from our good and evil luck.
 * Bellerophon

 * I sacrifice to no god save myself — And to my belly, greatest of deities.
 * The Cyclops (c.424-23 BC)

 * I care for riches, to make gifts To friends, or lead a sick man back to health With ease and plenty. Else small aid is wealth For daily gladness; once a man be done With hunger, rich and poor are all as one.
 * Electra (413 BC)

 * On behalf of all those dead who learned their hatred of women long ago, for those who hate them now, for those unborn who shall live to hate them yet, I now declare my firm conviction: neither earth nor ocean produces a creature as savage and monstrous as woman.
 * Hecuba (424 BC), lines 1177-1182.
 * Variant (tr. Jay Kardan and Laura-Gray Street (2010)):
 * Let me tell you, if anyone in the past has spoken ill of women, or speaks so now or will speak so in the future, I’ll sum it up for him: Neither sea nor land has ever produced a more monstrous creature than woman.

 * Nothing has more strength than dire necessity.
 * Helen (412 BC), as translated by Richmond Lattimore

 * Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
 * Helen, lines 1617-1618, in The Complete Greek Tragedies: Euripides II: Helen. Hecuba. Andromache. The Trojan women. Ion. Rhesus. The suppliant women by David Grene, Richmond Alexander Lattimore (eds.), Modern Library, 1963, p. 73
 * Variant (tr. E. P. Coleridge): "Nothing is more useful to mankind than a prudent distrust."

 * Who can decide a plea or judge a speech until he has heard plainly from both sides?
 * Heraclidæ (c 428 BC), l. 179-180 (tr. David Kovacs)
 * Variant: In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you've heard the other side.
 * Quoted by Aristophanes in The Wasps

 * Leave no stone unturned.
 * Heraclidæ (c 428 BC)

 * Ares (The God of War) hates those who hesitate.
 * Heraclidæ (c 428 BC) line 722
 * Alternate translation : Ares hates the sluggard most of all. (translated by David Kovacs)

 * I hold that mortal foolish who strives against the stress of necessity.
 * Hercules Furens l. 281

 * O lady, nobility is thine, and thy form is the reflection of thy nature!
 * Ion (c. 421-408 BC) l. 238

 * Authority is never without hate.
 * Ion (c. 421-408 BC) as translated by Ronald F. Willetts

 * Thou didst bring me forth for all the Greeks in common, not for thyself alone.
 * Iphigenia in Aulis, 1386

 * A coward turns away, but a brave man's choice is danger.
 * Iphigenia in Tauris (c. 412 BC) l. 114

 * There is in the worst of fortune the best of chances for a happy change.
 * Iphigenia in Tauris (c. 412 BC) l. 721

 * Toil, says the proverb, is the sire of fame.
 * Licymnius, Frag. 477

 * A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
 * Variant: A bad ending follows a bad beginning.
 * Melanippe the Wise (fragment)

 * Cowards do not count in battle; they are there, but not in it.
 * Meleager Frag. 523

 * A woman should be good for everything at home, but abroad good for nothing.
 * Meleager, Frag. 525

 * Silver and gold are not the only coin; virtue too passes current all over the world.
 * Œdipus, Frag. 546

 * Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
 * Phœnix Frag. 809

 * This is slavery, not to speak one's thought.
 * Variant: Who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.
 * The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 BC)

 * Who knows but life be that which men call death, And death what men call life?
 * Phrixus, Frag. 830

 * Whoso neglects learning in his youth, loses the past and is dead for the future.
 * Phrixus, Frag. 927

 * The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
 * Phrixus, Frag. 970

 * Silence is an answer in the eyes of the wise.
 * Unidentified Plays, Fragment 977
 * Variant translation: Silence is true wisdom's best reply. (See Discussion page for sourcing information)

 * Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
 * Variant: Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgement.
 * Pirithous

 * Where two discourse, if the one's anger rise, The man who lets the contest fall is wise.
 * Protesilaus Frag. 656

 * Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
 * Rhesus (c. 435 BC) line 482

 * I think, Some shrewd man first, a man in judgment wise, Found for mortals the fear of gods, Thereby to frighten the wicked should they Even act or speak or scheme in secret.
 * Sisyphus, as translated by R. G. Bury, and revised by J. Garrett
 * Variant translation: He was a wise man who originated the idea of God.

 * The sweetest teaching did he introduce, Concealing truth under untrue speech. The place he spoke of as the gods' abode Was that by which he might awe humans most, — The place from which, he knew, terrors came to mortals And things advantageous in their wearisome life — The revolving heaven above, in which dwell The lightnings, and awesome claps Of thunder, and the starry face of heaven, Beautiful and intricate by that wise craftsman Time, — From which, too, the meteor's glowing mass speeds And wet thunderstorm pours forth upon the earth.
 * Sisyphus as translated by R. G. Bury, and revised by J. Garrett

 * For nothing is there more sweet unto an aged father than a daughter
 * The Suppliants, E.P. Coleridge

 * Naught is more hostile to a city than a despot; where he is, there are in the first place no laws common to all, but one man is tyrant, in whose keeping and in his alone the law resides, and in that case equality is at an end.
 * Suppliants (tr. Edward P. Coleridge)

 * When good men die their goodness does not perish, But lives though they are gone. As for the bad, All that was theirs dies and is buried with them.
 * Temenidæ Frag. 734

Alcestis (438 BC)

 * Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
 * l. 238

 * A second wife is hateful to the children of the first; A viper is not more hateful.
 * l. 309

 * Oh, if I had Orpheus' voice and poetry with which to move the Dark Maid and her Lord, I'd call you back, dear love, from the world below. I'd go down there for you. Charon or the grim King's dog could not prevent me then from carrying you up into the fields of light.
 * l. 358

 * Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.
 * l. 462

 * Old men's prayers for death are lying prayers, in which they abuse old age and long extent of life. But when death draws near, not one is willing to die, and age no longer is a burden to them.
 * l. 669

 * Dishonour will not trouble me, once I am dead.
 * l. 726

 * No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
 * l. 783-4

 * Today's today. Tomorrow we may be ourselves gone down the drain of Eternity.
 * l. 788

 * I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
 * l. 962

 * Time cancels young pain.
 * l. 1085

Medea (431 BC)
A herb most bruised is woman.
 * Of all things upon earth that bleed and grow,
 * Lines 230–231 in Gilbert Murray's translation (p. 15)

 * The fountains of sacred rivers flow upwards.
 * Line 409

 * The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
 * Line 618

 * Moderation, the noblest gift of Heaven.
 * Line 636

 * Of troubles none is greater than to be robbed of one’s native land.
 * Line 653 (translated by David Kovacs: Perseus Digital Library)
 * Variant translation (by Paul Roche): For nothing is like the sorrow or supersedes the sadness of losing your native land.

 * πείθειν δῶρα καὶ θεοὺς λόγος
 * It is said that gifts persuade even the gods.
 * Line 964

 * I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment.
 * Line 1078

 * χαλεπὰ γὰρ βροτοῖς ὁμογενῆ μιά- σματ᾽, ἕπεται δ᾽ ἅμ᾽ αὐτοφόνταις ξυνῳ- δὰ θεόθεν πίτνοντ᾽ ἐπὶ δόμοις ἄχη.
 * Grievous for mortals is the stain of kindred blood. For the murderers are dogged by woes harmonious with their deeds, sent by the gods upon their houses.
 * lines 1268-1270; David Kovacs' translation

Hippolytus (428 BC)

 * μόνον δὲ τοῦτό φασ᾽ ἁμιλλᾶσθαι βίῳ, γνώμην δικαίαν κἀγαθήν ὅτῳ παρῇ
 * Only one thing, they say, competes in value with life, the possession of a heart blameless and good.
 * lines 426-427; David Kovacs' translation

 * In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
 * l. 435, as translated by David Grene
 * Variant translations: Among mortals second thoughts are the wisest. Second thoughts are ever wiser. Among mortals second thoughts are wisest.

 * ἡ γλῶσσ᾽ ὀμώμοχ᾽, ἡ δὲ φρὴν ἀνώμοτος
 * 'Twas but my tongue, 'twas not my soul that swore.
 * l. 612, as translated by Gilbert Murray (1954)
 * Variant translation by David Grene: My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.

 * The credit we get for wisdom is measured by our success.
 * l. 701, translated by Edward P. Coleridge

Orestes (408 BC)

 * Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
 * l. 298, as translated by William Arrowsmith

 * When one with honeyed words but evil mind Persuades the mob, great woes befall the state.
 * l. 907

The Phoenician Women

 * ἓν μὲν μέγιστον, οὐκ ἔχει παρρησίαν.
 * [T]his is slavery, not to speak one’s thought.
 * Line 392 (Jocasta); translated by Elizabeth Wyckoff; as found in Euripides IV: Helen, The Phoenician Women, Orestes, ed. Griffith, Most, Grene & Lattimore, University of Chicago Press (2013), p. 114

 * ἁπλοῦς ὁ μῦθος τῆς ἀληθείας ἔφυ, κοὐ ποικίλων δεῖ τἄνδιχ᾽ ἑρμηνευμάτων
 * The words of truth are naturally simple, and justice needs no subtle interpretations, for it has a fitness in itself
 * Lines 469–470

Disputed

 * I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
 * Supposedly in The Suppliants.
 * Also attributed to Frederick the Great of Prussia.

Misattributed

 * Account no man happy till he dies.
 * Sophocles in Oedipus Rex
 * Variant in Herodotus 1.32: Count no man happy until he is dead.

 * Circumstances rule men and not men circumstances.
 * Herodotus, Book 7, Ch. 49; Misattributed to Euripedes in "The Imperial Four" by Professor Creasy in Bentley's Miscellany Vol. 33 (January 1853), p. 22
 * Variant translation: Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.

 * Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
 * Anonymous ancient proverb, wrongly attributed to Euripides. The version here is quoted as a "heathen proverb" in Daniel, a Model for Young Men (1854) by William Anderson Scott. The origin of the misattribution to Euripides is unknown. Several variants are quoted in ancient texts, as follows.
 * Variants and derived paraphrases:
 * For cunningly of old was the celebrated saying revealed: evil sometimes seems good to a man whose mind a god leads to destruction.
 * Sophocles, Antigone 620-3, a play pre-dating any of Euripides' surviving plays. An ancient commentary explains the passage as a paraphrase of the following, from another, earlier poet.
 * When a god plans harm against a man, he first damages the mind of the man he is plotting against.
 * Quoted in the scholia vetera to Sophocles' Antigone 620ff., without attribution. The meter (iambic trimeter) suggests that the source of the quotation is a tragic play.
 * For whenever the anger of divine spirits harms someone, it first does this: it steals away his mind and good sense, and turns his thought to foolishness, so that he should know nothing of his mistakes.
 * Attributed to "some of the old poets" by Lycurgus of Athens in his Oratio In Leocratem [Oration Against Leocrates], section 92. Again, the meter suggests that the source is a tragic play. These lines are misattributed to the much earlier semi-mythical statesman Lycurgus of Sparta in a footnote of recent editions of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations and other works.
 * The gods do nothing until they have blinded the minds of the wicked.
 * Variant in Dictionary of Quotations (Classical)'' (1906), compiled by Thomas Benfield Harbottle, p. 433.
 * Whom Fortune wishes to destroy she first makes mad.
 * Publilius Syrus, Maxim 911
 * The devil when he purports any evil against man, first perverts his mind.
 * As quoted by Athenagoras of Athens in Legatio Pro Christianis.
 * quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius.
 * "Whom Jupiter wishes to destroy, he first sends mad"; neo-Latin version. Similar wording is found in James Duport's Homeri Gnomologia (1660), p. 234. "A maxim of obscure origin which may have been invented in Cambridge about 1640" -- Taylor, The Proverb (1931). Probably a variant of the line "He whom the gods love dies young", derived from Menander's play The Double Deceiver via Plautus (Bacchides 816-7).
 * quem (or quos) Deus perdere vult, dementat prius.
 * Whom God wishes to destroy, he first sends mad.
 * Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
 * This variant is spoken by Prometheus, in The Masque of Pandora (1875) by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
 * Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
 * As quoted in George Fox Interpreted: The Religion, Revelations, Motives and Mission of George Fox (1881) by Thomas Ellwood Longshore, p. 154
 * Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
 * As quoted in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations 16th edition (1992)
 * Nor do the gods appear in warrior's armour clad To strike them down with sword and spear Those whom they would destroy They first make mad.
 * Bhartṛhari, 7th c. AD; as quoted in John Brough,Poems from the Sanskrit, (1968), p, 67
 * vināśakāle viparītabuddhiḥ
 * Sanskrit Saying (also in Jatak katha): "When a man is to be destroyed, his intelligence becomes self-destructive."
 * Modern derivatives: The proverb's meaning is changed in many English versions from the 20th and 21st centuries that start with the proverb's first half (through "they") and then end with a phrase that replaces "first make mad" or "make mad." Such versions can be found at Internet search engines by using either of the two keyword phrases that are on Page 2 and Page 4 of the webpage "Pick any Wrong Card." The rest of that webpage is frameworks that induce a reader to compose new variations on this proverb.

Quotes about Euripides

 * Sophocles said that he drew men as they ought to be; Euripides, as they are.
 * Aristotle, Poetics, ch. 25 (trans. S. H. Butcher)

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