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Scary Movie

Scary Movie is a 2000 comedy film which spoofs many horror films such as Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Shorty

 * [laughs] Yo, if y'all are watching this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. If I'm a prisoner or worse, dead. Anyhow, I'm gonna tell you the rules to survive this situation. Rule number 1: you gotta be quick. Rule number 2: DON'T fall down. And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER LOOK BACK! Y'all wish me luck... SNATCH AND RUN, Y'ALL!

Gail Hailstorm

 * Okay, chopzilla, listen up, [holds up her thumb] This little piggy went to the market. [holds up her middle finger] This little piggy stayed home... [points at cameraman] And if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his fucking ass - [camera clicks on]
 * [reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around] Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! [pulls out a gun and shoots the student]... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred.

Greg

 * A small dick's like a disability, man! How would you like to make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Would you?, Come on out you sick fuck. I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?! It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!

Sheriff

 * [At a press conference] Let me just say that the killing of these teens has been tragic, but, uh... hey, you know, shit happens.

Dialogue

 * Killer: [on the phone, looking at a porn magazine] I wanna see what your insides look like.
 * Drew: Well... well then, turn to page 54.
 * Killer: [flips page, then turns it over] Oh... hey, nice!

 * Drew: Listen asshole, you've had your fun and you better stop or else!
 * Killer: Or else what?
 * Drew: Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, and he's black and he'll kick your ass!
 * Killer: Oh, really?
 * Drew: Yeah!
 * Killer: You mean the one who wears make-up and dresses like a woman?
 * Drew: How'd you know?
 * Killer: Turn on the patio lights. [man dressed like Prince is tied up.]
 * Man: Help! Help!
 * Drew: That's not my boyfriend! I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.

 * Cindy's Dad: What's going on in there? Ah, ow, ow, Daddy's head is stuck, unstick Daddy's head, ow...
 * Cindy: Dad, can you knock?
 * Cindy's Dad: Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here!
 * Cindy: No, no, you didn't, Dad.
 * Cindy's Dad: Oh, it must have been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess.
 * Cindy: Yeah.
 * Cindy's Dad: Look, I gotta leave town for a couple days, okay? No big deal, it's just that you know, that new business that I started with those plumbing guys.
 * Cindy: Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar!
 * Cindy's Dad: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, there's a problem, some money went missing and apparently some legs are gonna get broken, eh, it's just better if I lay low for a couple days. Now, if the cops raid the place...
 * Cindy: I never heard of you.
 * Cindy's Dad: And don't forget...
 * Cindy: To flush your stash.
 * Cindy's Dad: Oh, you are my little girl, I love you so much. And I left you a little something in the coffee can.
 * Cindy: Dad...
 * Cindy's Dad: But, remember you have to step on it before you sell it. Now what are you gonna cut it with?
 * Cindy: Umm, baking...
 * Cindy's Dad: Baking soda, not baking powder. 'Cause baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses.
 * Cindy: [giggles] Dad...
 * Cindy's Dad: You love that joke, honey. You've loved that joke since you were 2 years old. Okay, well...
 * Cindy: Have a good trip.
 * Cindy's Dad: Bye.
 * Cindy: Bye.

 * Buffy: Well, I'm much more of a people person. I'd rather feed all the hungry little children of the world and much rather help my fellow man than some animal.
 * [A homeless man approaches.]
 * Homeless Man: Spare a dollar?
 * Buffy: Eww! Get away from me, you bum!
 * Cindy: Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry?
 * (Cindy gives the man a sandwich from her lunch bag.)
 * Cindy: Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich.
 * Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch!
 * (The homeless man hits Cindy in the back of the head with the sandwich.)
 * Cindy: Ow!

 * Reporter: How close were you to the victim?
 * Shorty: Real close, real close. 'Til the roofies wore off and she woke up, talkin' about pressin' charges. So I just pulled my tongue out her ass and left.

 * Heather: That's what's so important about the First Amendment. It gives us the right to say what we want without fear of retaliation.
 * (The teacher smacks Heather and knocks her down.)
 * Teacher: Oh, shut the fuck up!

 * Doofy: (to runners) Hey! Slow it down!
 * Runner: Blow me!
 * Doofy: All right.

 * Cindy: We have to call the police.
 * Ray: No way, I ain't goin' to jail!
 * Cindy: We have to!
 * Greg: Hey, Cindy! Do you know what happens to young boys in prison?! All those sex starved convicts just waitin' for a fresh piece of meat?!
 * Ray: Hey, you're right, Cindy, maybe we should call the police.

 * Cindy: Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet?
 * Buffy: For what?
 * Brenda: Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass!
 * Bobby: Good idea, I'll take credit cards!
 * Brenda: I want the jewelry!
 * Ray: I'm-a take his drawers!

 * The Killer: Do you know where I am?
 * Cindy: Um, you're, you're behind the couch...
 * Killer: What?! How do you know that?
 * Cindy: I can um, see your feet.
 * The Killer: Oh, fuck! Okay, turn around, close your eyes, no peeking! (The Killer hides under the rug, but then gets up)
 * (Cindy turns around)
 * The Killer: Hey, hey, hey! Turn around! No peeking!
 * (Cindy quickly turns back around)
 * The Killer: (hides behind the curtain with his hook hanging out) Okay, now turn around. Now, do you know where I am? Ha ha ha, you don't, do you?
 * Cindy: No, Mr. Killer, I don't know where you are...
 * The Killer: I'll give you a big clue! (The Killer pops back out)
 * (Cindy screams and runs)
 * The Killer: (chases her and trips) Oh, I gotta stop drinking.

 * Gail: All right, who copped a feel?
 * Kenny: Gail, it was me.
 * Gail: Oh my God.
 * Kenny: It was an accident Gail! I only touched the-the top of the breast. It was so tender and juicy-
 * Gail: SHUT UP!

 * Buffy: Doofy! Mom said get home now.
 * Doofy: Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
 * Buffy: Cindy, you okay?
 * Doofy: Hey, hey, hey! No talking to the witness!
 * Buffy: Go get in the car, Doofy, she's coming with us.
 * Doofy: Does Mom know?
 * Buffy: Yeah, Doofus!
 * Doofy: Mom says when I wear this badge your supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
 * Buffy: Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
 * All The Police Officers: Yeah! Ha ha! (laughing at Doofy and clapping)

 * Gail: Have they located Cindy Campbell's father?
 * Sheriff: No.
 * Gail: Isn't he a suspect?
 * Sheriff: That is classified information! Where are you getting that?
 * Gail: I'm sorry. My sources is strictly confidential.
 * Doofy: Hey, Gail. (To the crowd) Gail swallows!

 * Cindy: He murdered all my friends!
 * Cindy's Dad: Yeah! And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house!

 * Cindy: Why are you doing this, Bobby?
 * Bobby: Why?! WHY?! You hear that, Ray? I think she wants a motive. Did "Scream" have a plot?
 * Ray: No.
 * Bobby: Did "I Know What You Did Last Summer" make any sense? Don't think so! What the hell's with the sequel, huh? What the hell's with that fat, white Jamaican guy?
 * Ray: Ah, I want to kill that motherfucker, man.
 * Cindy: It's just bad casting, Bobby...

 * Cindy: I thought you loved me.
 * Bobby: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you discover new things about yourself. That's right, Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
 * Ray: What? I ain't gay!
 * Bobby: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
 * Ray: So? They play good music.
 * Bobby: What about our trip to San Francisco?
 * Ray: I wanted to go shopping.
 * Bobby: (on the verge of tears) But... you made love to me.
 * Ray: First of all, you sucked my dick-
 * Bobby: Whatever!

 * (Ray is stabbing Bobby)
 * Cindy: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!
 * Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers... cancelling TV shows does! (continues to stab Bobby with more violence) The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show! And we didn't even get a final episode!

Taglines

 * A Killer Comedy.
 * Merciless. Shameless. Unique.
 * No Mercy. No Shame. No Sequel.
 * Obey The Rules... Or Die Laughing.
 * Funny As Hell.

Cast

 * Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell
 * Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks
 * Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins
 * Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks
 * Jon Abrahams as Bobby Prinze
 * Shannon Elizabeth as Buffy Gilmore
 * Lochlyn Munro as Greg Phillipe
 * Dave Sheridan as Doofy Gilmore/Ghostface
 * Cheri Oteri as Gail Hailstorm
 * Kurt Fuller as The Sheriff
 * Carmen Electra as Drew Decker

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Michele Bachmann

Michele Marie Bachmann (born April 6, 1956) is an American politician who was the U.S. representative for Minnesota's 6th congressional district from 2007 until 2015. A member of the Republican Party, she was a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election, but lost the Republican nomination to Mitt Romney.

2000s

 * Federal law forms a new governance structure that opposes both free enterprise and representative government…A new national curriculum is used that embraces a socialist, globalist worldview; loyalty to all government and not America.
 * Michael J. Chapman and Senator Michele Bachmann, "How New U.S. Policy Embraces a State-Planned Economy" (2001)

 * I am a tax attorney. I have to warn you, this is not a pretty sight. You have a tax attorney who's also a politician. So if there's anyone who needs sanctification, it is me.
 * Spending comes just as natural to liberals in Minnesota and the Minnesota legislature as bashing decency comes to the editorial board of our major metropolitan newspapers.
 * Edwatch conference, October 10-11, 2003

 * It's all for the planned redistribution of wealth which is also stated in this document, the redistribution of wealth which is based on a new concept called equity. And it says this: we must not lose sight of equity, or fairness based on need. Where have you heard that here, today? From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
 * Edwatch conference, October 10-11, 2003
 * on Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty's "Tax-Free Zones" initiative

 * We're in a state of crisis where our nation is literally ripping apart at the seams right now, and lawlessness is occurring from one ocean to the other. And we're seeing the fulfillment of the Book of Judges here in our own time, where every man doing that which is right in his own eyes—in other words, anarchy.
 * Listeners should rejoice right now, because there are believers all across your listening area that are praying now. And I would say that if you can't attend the rally, you can pray. And God calls us to fall on our faces and our knees and cry out to Him and confess our sins. And I would just ask your listeners to do that now. Cry out to a Holy God. He wants to hear us, He will hear us if we will confess our sins and cry out to Him. Our children are worth it and obedience to God demands it.
 * , hosted by Jan Markell

 * It isn't that some gay will get some rights. It's that everyone else in our state will lose rights. For instance, parents will lose the right to protect and direct the upbringing of their children. Because our K-12 public school system, of which 90% of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it. And that will occur immediately, that all schools will begin teaching homosexuality.
 * And what a bizarre time we're in, Jan, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the Pledge of Allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.
 * Our children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and that perhaps they should try it, and that'll be very soon in our public schools all across the state, beginning in kindergarten.
 * , hosted by Jan Markell
 * on what would happen if a proposed Minnesota state constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage failed to pass

 * [Same-sex marriage] is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that.
 * This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it.
 * We need to have the phone lines melted this week. We need people to melt the phone lines. Not to the House members, you don't need to call them, and you don't need to call the Republican Senators. It's the Democrat Senators that we need to melt their phone lines.
 * This is a very serious matter, because it is our children who are the prize for this community, they are specifically targeting our children.
 * This is not about hating homosexuals. I don't. I love homosexuals.
 * , hosted by Jan Markell
 * on a proposed Minnesota state constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage

 * Iran is at a point right now where America has to be very aggressive in our response. We can't remove any option off the table, and we should not remove the nuclear response.
 * interview on Minnesota Public Radio, May 3, 2006

Hardball Appearance (October 2008)

 * The news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would, I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out are they are pro-America or anti-America.
 * on MSNBC's Hardball With Chris Matthews, October 17, 2008
 * on whether there are anti-American members of Congress

 * I think the people that Barack Obama has been associating with are anti-American, by and large.
 * on MSNBC's "Hardball With Chris Matthews," October 17, 2008
 * on Barack Obama's advisers
 * Absolutely, I'm very concerned that [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views.
 * on MSNBC's "Hardball With Chris Matthews," October 17, 2008
 * on whether Barack Obama himself is anti-American

 * I'm not saying that his views are anti-American. That was a misreading of what I said and so I don't believe that that's my position.
 * WCCO-TV, October 19, 2008

 * I never questioned Barack Obama's patriotism.

2010s

 * Well I couldn't agree with you more, so the timing and the sense of urgency. That's why with everything within us we need to start literally banging garbage lids together, to create enough noise so that our neighbors and our co-workers realize where the time clock is at this point, because the second hand is literally banging up against 11:59 on the clock on freedom when it comes to health care.
 * On right-wing radio station Hot Tea Radio, 2010-03-08
 * We are unwilling to let this cabal of radicals pull the rug of freedom out from under us in our lifetime. Now we have this glorious opportunity called November.

 * Frederick County Republican Central Committee's Lincoln-Reagan Dinner, 2010-04-25

 * Well, I think one thing that we can do, quite simply, is to withhold funding from Planned Parenthood. It's the largest provider of abortion in the United States. They are a billion-dollar industry. As a matter of fact, the head of Planned Parenthood in Illinois said that Planned Parenthood wants to be the LensCrafters of Big Abortion.
 * Misquoting Steve Trombley in a 2008 interview with The Wall Street Journal saying "I like to think of it as the LensCrafters of family planning."
 * Misquoting Steve Trombley in a 2008 interview with The Wall Street Journal saying "I like to think of it as the LensCrafters of family planning."

 * Remember, it was Michelle Obama who said she's only recently proud of her country. And so these are very anti-American views.
 * Referring to Michelle Obama saying, at a February 2008 campaign event, "For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback."
 * Referring to Michelle Obama saying, at a February 2008 campaign event, "For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback."

 * I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, "Are you going to start listening to me here? Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. Because they know what needs to be done. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending."
 * political rally, 2011-08-29, quoted in

 * Our hearts and prayers go out to the families of the victims. This isn't something that we take lightly. My comments were not meant to be ones that were taken lightly. What I was saying in a humorous vein is there are things happening that politicians need to pay attention to. It isn't everyday we have an earthquake in the United States.
 * asked about her "I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians" remarks after her rally
 * asked about her "I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians" remarks after her rally

Any of you who have members of your family that are in the lifestyle — we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It's a very sad life. It's part of Satan, I think, to say this is "gay". It's anything but gay. It's profoundly sad to recognize that almost all, if not all, individuals who have gone into the lifestyle have been abused at one time in their life, either by a male or by a female. There's been profound hurt and profound things that have happened in almost all of their lives.
 * This happened and as of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the end times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end times history.
 * Rather than seeing this as a negative, Jan, we need to rejoice, Maranatha – Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah.
 * Understanding the Times (October 5, 2013), quoted in Brian Tashman, "Bachmann: Obama Is Supporting Al Qaeda, Proving That We Are In The End Times", Right Wing Watch (October 7, 2013)
 * regarding President Obama waiving the Arms Export Control Act to send defensive gear against chemical weapons to Syrian rebels
 * And again, don't misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life, and sexual identity disorders. This is a very real issue. It's not funny, it's sad.
 * Because the first thing that will occur, once the legalization occurs, is that if this curriculum is not being taught already, it will be mandated, it must be taught in the schools. You cannot get out of it. Why? If you would not teach this, it would be considered discriminatory.
 * It leads to the personal enslavement of individuals. Because if you're involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. Personal bondage, personal despair, and personal enslavement. And that's why this is so dangerous.
 * EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004

 * It hasn't had a chance to be in place long enough to offer a critique of how it's working.
 * The surge has only been fully in place for a week or so.
 * Referring to the Iraq surge in summer 2007
 * Quoted in

 * [Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that.
 * in "GOP floor revolt over inaction continues," by Jim Brown, One News Now, August 12, 2008
 * Carbon dioxide, Mister Speaker, is a natural byproduct of nature. Carbon dioxide is natural. It occurs in Earth. It is a part of the regular lifecycle of Earth. In fact, life on planet Earth can't even exist without carbon dioxide. So necessary is it to human life, to animal life, to plant life, to the oceans, to the vegetation that's on the Earth, to the, to the fowl that — that flies in the air, we need to have carbon dioxide as part of the fundamental lifecycle of Earth...There isn't one such study because carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth's life cycle...And yet we're being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occuring in the earth.

 * During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed if you looked at this spending orgy we've seen in Washington. So it's no surprise our national debt is now soaring over $11 trillion dollars. The government spent its wad by April 26. Every dime government spends after April 26 throughout the rest of this fiscal year is borrowed money.
 * 2009-05-02 rally, quoted in

 * And in the midst of that calling, God then called me to run for the United States Congress. And I thought, "What in the world would that be for?" And my husband said, "You need to do this." And I wasn't so sure. And we took three days, and we fasted and we prayed. And we said "Lord, is this what you want, are you sure? Is this your will?" And after, along about the afternoon of day two, He made that calling sure.
 * at Living Word Christian Center, 2006-10-14, quoted in

 * Lord, the day is at hand. We are in the last days. You are a Jehovah God. We know that the times are in your hands. And we give them to you…The day is at hand, Lord, when your return will come nigh. Nothing is more important than bringing sheep into the fold. Than bringing new life into the kingdom…You have weeded that garden. The harvest is at hand.
 * Praying for You Can Run But You Can't Hide ministry in 2006

 * Now ACORN has been named one of the national partners, which will be a recipient again of federal money. And they will be in charge of going door-to-door and collecting data from the American public. This is very concerning because the mother lode of all data information will be from the Census. And, of course, we think of the Census as just counting how many people live in your home. Unfortunately, the Census data has become very intricate, very personal (with) a lot of the questions that are asked. And I know for my family the only question that we will be answering is how many people are in our home. We won't be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn't require any information beyond that.
 * Washington Times interview, 2009-06-17, quoted in

 * In 5,000 years of recorded human history... neither in the east or in the west... has any society ever defined marriage as anything other than between men and women. Not one in 5000 years of recorded human history. That's an astounding fact and it isn't until the last 12 years or so that we have seen for the first time in recorded human history marriage defined as anything other than between men and between women.

 * I tell you this story because I think in our day and time, there is no analogy to that horrific action [the Holocaust]. But only to say, we are seeing eclipsed in front of our eyes a similar death and a similar taking away. It is this disenfranchisement that I think we have to answer to.
 * comparing the next generation paying high taxes to the Holocaust
 * comparing the next generation paying high taxes to the Holocaust

2012 Presidential campaign

 * John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too.
 * Fox News interview, quoted in

 * I'm not pining for nostalgia back in the '50s and '60s, that isn't it. But that sensibility about how we were grounded here is so important. For instance, another American that was born in Waterloo was John Wayne. We were a very patriotic "yay rah rah America" city and nation and I think that's what America's looking for again.
 * NBC News interview, quoted in
 * Mixing up actor John Wayne with serial killer John Wayne Gacy

 * I have prescription medication that I take whenever symptoms arise and they keep the migraines under control. I'd like to be abundantly clear: My ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as commander-in-chief.
 * responding to allegations in
 * responding to allegations in

 * The "Great Society" has not worked and it's put us into the modern welfare state. If you look at China, they don't have food stamps. If you look at China, they're in a very different situation. They save for their own retirement security... They don't have the modern welfare state and China's growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with the Great Society and they'd be gone.
 * CBS Republican Debate, 2011-11-12, quoted in

 * This is a very dangerous time. If you look at Iran and if you look at Pakistan and if you look at the links with Syria — because Iran is working through proxies like Syria, through Hezbollah, through Hamas — it seems that the table is being set for worldwide nuclear war against Israel. And if there's anything that we know, President Obama has been more than willing to stand with Occupy Wall Street, but he hasn't been willing to stand with Israel. Israel looks at President Obama and they do not see a friend.
 * CBS Republican Debate, 2011-11-12, quoted in

Misattributed

 * If English was good enough for Jesus when he wrote the Bible, it should be good enough for Coke.
 * Similar to a parodical Bachmann quote in : “If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for every child in America to speak.”, likely based on an apocryphal quote attributed to Governor Miriam A. Ferguson, “If the King's English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for the children of Texas!”
 * regarding a 2014 Coca-Cola television advertisement featuring Americans of various ethnicities singing "America the Beautiful" in various languages.

About

 * For Michele Bachmann to use ideology as a reason not to support equal opportunity and protections for all citizens shows she is losing touch with her district … With cuts in local government aid on top of tough economic times, it makes sense to support measures to keep our communities safe.

 * I wouldn't want to call her the rock star of the whole thing.
 * Deborah Johns, vice president of the Tea Party Express, quoted in

 * If the Republican Party wants to make Michele Bachmann the voice of the party, that's more than fine with us.
 * Democratic National Committee spokesman Hari Sevugan, quoted in

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Tonymaloney. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Tonymaloney~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

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User talk:Shehri scorpio

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User talk:Christer Pettersson~enwikiquote

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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Christer Pettersson. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Christer Pettersson~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:20, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

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User talk:Salomonskier180

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User talk:Alexandros~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Alexandros. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Alexandros~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:17, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

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title: User talk:Alexandros~enwikiquote


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User talk:Lipatti0~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Lipatti0. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Lipatti0~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:28, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Lipatti0~enwikiquote


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User talk:Mari8019

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User talk:Lara~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Lara. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Lara~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:29, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Lara~enwikiquote


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User talk:RAmbrose

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User talk:Sugarcaddy~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Sugarcaddy. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Sugarcaddy~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:35, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Sugarcaddy~enwikiquote


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User talk:LonelyPker~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called LonelyPker. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name LonelyPker~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:29, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:LonelyPker~enwikiquote


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User talk:Charmedstyle77

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User talk:Dspineda

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User talk:Unidyne

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User talk:Wunksta

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User talk:Phoenix93~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Phoenix93. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Phoenix93~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:32, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Phoenix93~enwikiquote


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User talk:Kris~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Kris. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Kris~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:29, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Kris~enwikiquote


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User talk:Shiggety~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Shiggety. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Shiggety~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:35, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Shiggety~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Greyowl2~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Greyowl2. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Greyowl2~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:24, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Greyowl2~enwikiquote


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User talk:Switchercat

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User talk:Epzy~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Epzy. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Epzy~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:22, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Epzy~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Thomasbraun321

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Talk:Albert Einstein
I have reverted your postings to Talk:Albert Einstein because: If you wish to post comments on a talk page, please place them under the last posting, in their own paragraph(s), and sign with your actual user name. More information on talk page use and etiquette can be found at Help:Talk page. Thank you for your cooperation. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 07:45, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
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title: User talk:Thomasbraun321


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User talk:BillPrendergast~enwikiquote

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Talk:Fidel Castro

From the BSD fortune file:

 * We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to socialism, because socialism is defunct. It dies all by itself.  The bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its ... Did I say socialism?                -- Fidel Castro

Can this be verified?

No, it can't; because it's bullshit.

This "I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement" can't be verified either.

There appears to be confirmation for this quote at: http://info.lanic.utexas.edu/la/cb/cuba/castro/1985/19850915

The BSD version would appear to be a paraphrasing of the original.

If you were to ask me if I preferred a world war to capitalism for another 20 years, I would undoubtedly have to say that I would prefer capitalism to survive another 20 years. No longer than that. Just 20 years. [laughter] I exchange it for peace. If I am assured there will be peace, world peace, that is more important because the dead cannot enjoy socialism. A mankind that does not exist cannot construct socialism. I can shuffle around and try to balance things and say: Let us yield a bit; let us grant socialism a few more years. Socialism is so obsolete; it is dying by itself. [crowd rumbles] The trouble is that socialism is the victim of capitalism. Did I say socialism? [crowd rumbles] I assure you on my honor this was not a mental slip. This was a slip of the tongue; do not forget that. [laughter, applause]

Unsourced

 * Published sources should be provided before moving these back into the article

 * On what moral grounds can the rulers of a nation in which millionaires and beggars exist; Indians are exterminated; Blacks are discriminated against; women are prostituted; and huge numbers of Chicanos, Puerto Ricans, and other Latin Americans are scorned, exploited, and humiliated, speak of human rights? How can the representatives of a capitalist and imperialist society based on the exploitation of man by man, combined with egoism, individualism, and a complete lack of human solidarity, do this? How can those that train and provide military supplies to the bloodiest, most reactionary, and most corrupt governments in the world, such as those of Somoza, Pinochet, Stroessner, the guerrillas in Uruguay, Mobutu, and the shah of Iran, just to name a few, mouth this slogan? How can the leaders of a state whose intelligence agencies organized assassination attempts against the leaders of other countries and whose armies dropped explosives in Vietnam equivalent to hundreds of atom bombs, such as those that exploded over Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and who murdered millions of Vietnamese without even deigning to apologize to the country or pay indemnity for the lives lost – the leaders of a state that has traditionally intervened in Latin America, subjects the people of this part of the world to its exploiting yoke, and is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of children every year due to illness and starvation – how can they speak of human rights? In short, how can the imperialist government that forcibly maintains a military base in our territory and subjects our people to a criminal economic blockade speak of human rights?
 * a similar but not identical statement is sourced in the article

 * I began revolution with 82 men. If I had to do it again, I do it with 10 or 15 and absolute faith. It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and plan of action.

 * I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes.

 * If there ever was in the history of humanity an enemy who was truly universal, an enemy whose acts and moves trouble the entire world, threaten the entire world, attack the entire world in any way or another, that real and really universal enemy is precisely Yankee imperialism.

 * In the Third World, there are 1.3 billion poor people. In other words, one out of every three inhabitants lives in poverty.

 * I reiterate that none of the world’s problems, not even terrorism, can be solved with the use of force, and every act of force, every imprudent action that entails the use of force anywhere, is going to seriously aggravate the world problems.
 * bears similarity to Aesop's "Persuasion is often more effectual than force."

 * More than 820 million people in the world suffer from hunger; and 790 million of them live in the Third World.

 * The Cuban people refuse to be forced into consumerism, and for that we are the most democratic nation on the planet!

 * The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong.

 * Perseverance will give us our victory.

 * If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, then I would win the gold medal.

 * I've heard people say Jesus was a communist, who the hell cares?

About Fidel Castro

 * Long live the Cuban Revolution. Long live comrade Fidel Castro... Cuban internationalists have done so much for African independence, freedom, and justice. We admire the sacrifices of the Cuban people in maintaining their independence and sovereignty in the face of a vicious imperialist campaign designed to destroy the advances of the Cuban revolution. We too want to control our destiny... There can be no surrender. It is a case of freedom or death. The Cuban revolution has been a source of inspiration to all freedom-loving people. - Nelson Mandela

“The United States will come to talk to us when you have a black president and the world has a Latin American pope.” – Fidel Castro speaking to the international press in 1973
Is that quote authentic ? Some people tell it's true, some don't. It appears only in 2014 on the web, whereas it's a quote from 1973. See here : Perhaps some people try to make us think Fidel Castro is a witch ? R3sJAP155M (talk) 10:31, 25 July 2015 (UTC)
 * On the psychic powers of Fidel Castro,  see the comments
 * Cuba Solidarity Campaign,  see the comments
 * Reddit discussion
 * 1973 quote, first documented on 2014. Of course it's fake.--Neo139 (talk) 15:14, 25 July 2015 (UTC)

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me is a 1999 film in which Dr. Evil is back...and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60's and steal Austin Powers's mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".
 * Directed by Jay Roach. Written by Mike Myers and Michael McCullers.

First he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the family jewels! taglines

Dialogue

 * [Each time Austin pushes a button on the remote, Vanessa motions according to the button pushed]
 * Austin: Vanessa, what's going on? [pushes the play button]
 * Vanessa: [walks up to him in normal speed] I don't know what you mean, Austin. I'm the same Vane- [her sentence is muted when Austin pushes the mute button; he pushes the same button again] You must be- [Austin pushes the SAP button; in Spanish] -Tu imaginación está jugando con ti, querido.
 * Austin: [in the state of shock] OH, MY GOD! [Vanessa strangles him by the neck; he rips her face off and sees the face of a machine in its place] Vanessa! You're a fembot!
 * Vanessa: No shit, Sherlock! [throws Austin aside and releases machine guns from her breasts]
 * Austin: Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?
 * Vanessa: Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
 * Austin: Right. [to himself] Oh, my God!
 * ["Vanessa" shoots her machine guns at Austin for 20 seconds, and stops firing as Austin waves a white flag to surrender]
 * Dr. Evil's voice: Here's your wedding present, Mr. Powers. A kamikaze bride from me: Dr. Evil. [countdown reaches zero; "Vanessa's" head explodes, destroying bits of the hotel room]
 * Austin: [unharmed, checks to see if his crotch is intact] Oh, thank God.

 * [At the Jerry Springer show, Dr. Evil sits beside Scott]
 * Dr. Evil: Hello, Scott. Daddy's back.
 * Scott: [cannot believe this] How could you do this to me?! On national television?!
 * Dr. Evil: Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Scott.
 * Scott: Why'd you run out on me?
 * Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough. [audience starts groaning] Well, it's true. [to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just 1 calorie. Not evil enough.
 * White-Hooded Man: What are you? Some kinda freak?!
 * Scott: [stands up] Shut up, you [bleep]er!
 * Dr. Evil: Okay, come on!
 * Hooded Man: [stands up, too] I'll kick your [bleep], punk!
 * Scott: Bring it on, you skanky [bleep]!
 * Dr. Evil: No one talks to my son like that. It's okay, Scott. [to the hooded man] You mother[bleep]er! [stands up and attacks the hooded man. The audience goes wild, as well as numerous bleeps, Jerry's bodyguards try to stop the fight] You were born in your mother's [bleep]!
 * Audience: [chanting] Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

 * Austin: Who are you, baby?
 * Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
 * Austin: Excuse me?
 * Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
 * Austin: And I Vanna toilet made out of solid gold, but its just not in the cards now, is it? [laughs]

 * Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
 * Austin: I can guess, baby.
 * Ivana: We play chess.
 * Austin: I guessed wrong.
 * Ivana: It takes a keen intellect to play chess, Mr. Powers. I assume you know how to play.
 * Austin: Of course, baby.

 * Dr. Evil: Frau Farbissina, Wie geht es Ihnen? [Translation: How are you?]
 * Frau: Sehr gut, Herr Doctor. [Very good, Doctor.]
 * Dr. Evil: How are things?
 * Frau: I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name. To my right is my lover. [reveals said female] We met at the LPGA Tour. Her name is Unibrau.
 * Dr. Evil: Right on. Welcome, Unibrau.
 * Frau: [looks at the coffee cream on Dr. Evil's nose] Dr. Evil, you, uh- [points to the nose]
 * Dr. Evil: What? What?
 * Frau: You've got a little milk...nose...mustache.
 * Dr. Evil: [looks at himself in his mirror] I know. I know. I meant to. [wipes his nose] That's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called a Belgian Dip.

 * Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could make trillions.
 * Dr. Evil: Why make trillions when we could make... [zoom up, play evil sound bite, and pause] Billions? [grins]
 * Scott: A trillion is more than a billion, numb-nuts.
 * Dr. Evil: All right. Zip it.
 * Scott: You-- You can't even-
 * Dr. Evil: Zip it! Zip.
 * Scott: Look, all I'm-
 * Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip-it A.
 * Scott: Number Two, would you please back me up?
 * Dr. Evil: Look! I'm "Zippy" Longstocking!
 * Scott: Ugh. I can't-
 * Dr. Evil: [to the tune of Devo's "Whip It"] When a problem comes along, you must zip it! [imitates whip] Zip it good!
 * Scott: Frau, would you please-?
 * Dr. Evil: [speaks Japanese] Damare. [Subtitle: "Zip it".]
 * Scott: I'm just trying to-
 * Dr. Evil: Zip! Would you like to have a suckle of my "zipple"?
 * Scott: I want-
 * Dr. Evil: Sh!
 * Scott: Stop. [Dr. Evil speaks gibberish] All you- [Dr. Evil speaks more gibberish] You- [again] You're like a child! [again] Talkin'- [again] If you just- [again] Just- [again] One time-
 * Dr. Evil: Zip it. Unveil the time portal.

 * Austin: [about to travel back to 1969] Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969, and I was frozen in 1967, presumably, I could go visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the 90's and traveled back to... [cross-eyed] Oh, no. I've gone cross-eyed.
 * Basil: I suggest you don't worry about this sort of thing, and just enjoy yourself. [to the home audience] That goes for you all, too.
 * Austin: [to the home audience] Yes.

 * Swallows: My name is Robin Swallows.
 * Austin: Swallows. That's an interesting name.
 * Swallows: Maiden name's Spitz.
 * Austin: Well, which is it, baby? Spitz or Swallows?

 * [Austin and Swallows fall from Austin's pad after a shot from a bazooka]
 * Swallows: The fall will kill us both, Powers! [Austin moves her in front of him to break his fall; they land hard on the sidewalk; still alive] You can't win, Powers.
 * [O'Brien looks over the edge, reloads his machine gun, and opens fire]
 * Austin: Why won't you die?!

 * Austin: Who sent you?!
 * Mustafa: You'll have to kill me.
 * Austin: Who sent you?!
 * Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers!
 * Austin: Who sent you?!
 * Mustafa: Dr. Evil!
 * Felicity: That was easy.
 * Austin: That was easy.
 * Felicity: Why did you tell us?
 * Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question 3 times. It just irritates me.
 * Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
 * Mustafa: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries.
 * Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
 * Mustafa: You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you.
 * Austin: [quickly] Where's Dr. Evil hiding?!
 * Mustafa: Damn! 3 times! He's hiding in the secret volcano lair.
 * Austin: Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
 * Mustafa: [spits] I spit at the question.
 * Austin: Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?
 * Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers.
 * Austin: Fine. [slowly] Where is Dr. Evil's secret...volcano...lair?
 * Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me.
 * Felicity: Aha! You have to answer. He asked you 3 times.
 * Mustafa: No, no, no! No. The second question was: "Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?". So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning.
 * Austin: He's right.

 * Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
 * Felicity: You can start by buying me a drink.
 * [Austin wheezes heavily]

 * Fat Bastard: Would you like some chicken? I've got more.
 * Felicity: No, thanks.
 * [Fat Bastard rolls over to get more food at the side of his bed; Felicity takes a homing device out of her purse and notices an opening in his rear end]
 * Basil: [voice-over, via Felicity's memory] Remember, by any means necessary.
 * [Felicity nervously sticks it in his behind]
 * Fat Bastard: OOH! Frisky are we? Give it up! [rolls on top of her]

 * Frau: You know I will never love another man.
 * Dr. Evil: Well, yes. That's true.

 * Basil: Hello, everybody!
 * Austin: Hello, Basil!
 * Basil: The results are in. We've discovered trace elements of a rare vegetable found only on one island, here, in the Caribbean.
 * Austin: Whoop-de-doo! What does it all mean, Basil?
 * Basil: It means that this is the location of Dr. Evil's lair!
 * Austin: Smashing, Basil. [sniffs his "coffee", then frowns] Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
 * Basil: [looks at Fat Bastard's stool sample, from which Austin has inadvertently poured into his mug] It is shit, Austin.
 * Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me. [drinks the sample and smacks his lips] It's a bit nutty.

 * Dr. Evil: [about his new "laser"] You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star". [Scott snickers] What?
 * Scott: Oh, nothin', Darth.
 * Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
 * Scott: Oh, nothin'. [sneezes] Rip-off!
 * Dr. Evil: Bless you.

 * Dr. Evil: The key to this project is the giant laser, which was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it: "The Alan Parsons Project".
 * Scott: [snickers] "Oh my god".
 * Dr. Evil: What now?
 * Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Why don't you just call it Operation Wang Chung, ass?

 * Austin: [looks through binoculars around neck] Dr. Evil's headquarters is just over that next ridge.
 * Felicity: Let me look. [pulls binoculars, with Austin, across]
 * Austin: AAAGH!
 * Felicity: Damn it! [pulls binoculars down] How do we get in?
 * Austin: [stuck in Felicity's chest] Hello, Mummy. Mummy, can I have some chocolate? I want some Mars bars!
 * Felicity: Austin?
 * Austin: Don't smack my bottom, mummy!
 * Felicity: Austin?
 * Austin: [pulls himself up] Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.
 * Felicity: Let's look at the map. [drags Austin by the binoculars and heads into the tent]
 * Austin: Oh, God!

 * Dr. Evil: Mr. President, allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Alan Parsons Project. Fire the laser! [shows a clip of a UFO from Independence Day blowing up the White House]
 * President: [freaks out and ducks under the desk] Damage report! Damage report!
 * [The staff realizes that everything is safe]
 * General: It's okay. It's all right. Come on.
 * Dr. Evil: Well, actually, that was just footage from the movie Independence Day, but the real laser would be a lot like that. Yeah. Scary.

 * General: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
 * President: Would you miss it? [to the other generals] Would you miss it?

 * Johnson: [notices Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
 * Colonel: What is it, son?
 * Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
 * [Cut to the sky in two jets]
 * Jet Pilot: Dick.
 * Dick: Yeah?
 * Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
 * Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge-
 * [Cut to the forest with 2 birdwatchers]
 * British Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
 * British Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
 * British Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's-
 * [Cut to boot camp]
 * Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with-
 * [Cut to the baseball game]
 * Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous-
 * [Cut to Chinese school]
 * Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
 * Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying-
 * [Cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
 * Musician: Willie.
 * Willie: Yeah?
 * Musician: What's that?
 * Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant-
 * [Cut back to headquarters]
 * Colonel: Johnson!
 * Johnson: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

 * Felicity: What do you think of these, my man? [exposes her breasts to the guard]
 * Guard: Mommy! [rushes forward and plunges to his death in hot magma]
 * Austin: What a..."burn?" [laughs]  That sort of thing could get a man..."fired?" [laughs] I think he was..."hot"...for...you. [laughs]
 * Felicity: That's enough.
 * Austin: Yeah.

 * [Felicity passes out in the gas chamber]
 * Dr. Evil: You may have won the battle, Mr. Powers, but you lost the war!
 * Austin: NO! No! No!

 * [Austin chases Dr. Evil who is wearing a space suit with helmet. He shoots and hits Dr. Evil in his thigh]
 * Austin: Gotcha!
 * Dr. Evil: [sits up and switches on his speaker unit] Ow! You shot me, you a-hole! [switches off his speaker unit]
 * Austin: And now I'm going to kill you!
 * Dr.Evil: [switches on his speaker unit] Before you do that - Ow! [stands up and switches to deep voice] Know this. [pause] Austin. [Heavy, Darth Vader style breathing/voice] I am your father.
 * Austin: Really?
 * Dr. Evil: [switches to normal voice] No, not really. I can't back that up.
 * Austin: Right. Idiot. Yes.
 * Dr. Evil: But isn't it interesting, Mr. Powers, that you would rather kill me than save your precious Felicity?
 * Austin: What do you mean?
 * Dr. Evil: Remember, there's a Time Portal in the main chamber. You can go back and save her.
 * Austin: I'll do that. [Dr. Evil laughs evilly, and Frau shoots him, but misses; he drops his gun and runs off for the Time Portal] Felicity!
 * [Dr. Evil, with his speaker off, mouths "Good work." to Frau, who doesn't hear him. Dr. Evil yells "Good...work!" to Frau, and is barely heard. Frau still doesn't hear him]
 * Dr. Evil: [turns back on his speaker, loudly] GOOD WORK! [faints; glass breaks]

 * Fat Bastard: [Felicity kicks him in the crotch] Oh-h-h, right in the mummy-daddy button!
 * Felicity: That's for calling me crap, ya fatty.
 * [Fat Bastard screams slowly as he falls to the ground very hard]

 * [As Dr. Evil escapes while picking up the floating Mini-Me]
 * Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
 * Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge-
 * [Cut to school]
 * Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tally-whacker, schlong, or-
 * [Cut to barbecue]
 * Father: Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?
 * Son: [points at the rocket] Dad, what's that?
 * Father: I don't know, son, but it's got great big-
 * [Cut to the ball game]
 * Peanut vendor: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some?! Lord Almighty!
 * Woman: That looks just like my husband's-
 * [Cut to the circus]
 * Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
 * One-eyed Monster: [jumps out and nearly surprises the crowd, then points to the rocket] Hey! What's that? It looks like a big-
 * [Cut elsewhere]
 * Female fan: Woody? Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
 * Woody Harrelson: Sure. No problem. [sees the rocket] Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
 * Fan: It's so big!
 * Woody: I've seen bigger. That's-
 * [Cut to Dr. Evil's rocket]
 * Dr. Evil: [to Mini-Me while he gives him a flu shot] Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me. It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. [hands Mini-Me a lollipop] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. I'm gonna get you! [both he and Mini-Me laugh evilly]

 * [Jerry Springer presented Scott his real mother, who turns out to be Frau Farbassina]
 * Scott: [both shocked and surprised] Mom?
 * Frau: Scott, you are my love child with Dr. Evil.
 * Scott: I thought I was a test-tube baby.
 * Frau: Lies. All LIES!!!
 * [Springer and the audience react]
 * Scott: [smiles] I love you, Mom.
 * Frau: [teary-eyed] I love you too, son.
 * [They hug]
 * Audience: Aww.
 * Jerry Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really tryin' to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself and each other.

 * [Last lines]
 * Mustafa: [after the credits; offscreen] Hello, out there! Is the movie over?! I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing! [the splint snaps; he screams and hits the ground]

Taglines

 * First he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the family jewels!
 * I'm Back, Baby!
 * Double-O Behave!
 * The return of Dr. Evil.
 * The BRITISH Empire Strikes Back!
 * He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it!
 * I'm Coming Again, Baby! [Australia]
 * If you see one movie in 1999, see Star Wars. But, if you see two movies, see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [tagline from trailer]

Cast

 * Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard
 * Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell
 * Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
 * Michael York - Basil Exposition
 * Robert Wagner - Number Two
 * Rob Lowe - Young Number Two
 * Seth Green - Scott Evil
 * Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina
 * Verne Troyer - Mini-Me
 * Charles Napier - General Hawk
 * Will Ferrell - Mustafa

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Ian McEwan

Ian Russell McEwan (born June 21, 1948) is a British novelist and screenwriter.

Quotes

 * Ian McEwan: I guess my starting point would be: the brain is responsible for consciousness, and we can be reasonably sure that when that brain ceases to be—when it falls apart and decomposes—that will be the end of us. From that, quite a lot of things follow, especially morally. We are the very privileged owners of a brief spark of consciousness, and we therefore have to take responsibility for it. We cannot rely, as Christians or Muslims do, on a world elsewhere, a paradise, to which one can work towards and maybe make sacrifices—and, crucially, make sacrifices of other people. We have a marvellous gift, and you see it develop in children, this ability to become aware that other people have minds just like your own and feelings that are just as important as your own, and this gift of empathy seems to me to be the building block of our moral system. Richard Dawkins: I profoundly agree with you, and I've always felt that one of the things that is wrong with religion is that it teaches us to be satisfied with answers which are not really answers at all.  Ian McEwan: And if you have a sacred text that tells you how the world began or what the relationship is between this sky-god and you, it does curtail your curiosity, it cuts off a source of wonder. The loveliness of the world in its wondrousness is not apparent to me in Islam or Christianity and all the other major religions.
 * The Root of All Evil?, Channel 4 documentary, United Kingdom (January 2006).

 * Now, I'm an atheist. I really don't believe for a moment that our moral sense comes from a God. … It's human, universal, [it's] being able to think our way into the minds of others. As I said at the time, what those holy fools clearly lacked, or clearly were able to deny themselves, was the ability to enter into the minds of the people they were being so cruel to. Amongst their crimes was a failure of the imagination, of the moral imagination.
 * On the 9/11 hijackers. (From "Faith and Doubt At Ground Zero," Frontline, February, 2002.)

In Between the Sheets (1978)

 * We went to a club where singers and stand-up comedians performed in the hope of being discovered. A thin girl with bright red hair and sequined T-shirt reached the end of her passionately murmured song on a sudden shrill, impossible top note. All conversation ceased. Someone, perhaps maliciously, dropped a glass. Halfway through, the note became a warbling vibrato and the singer collapsed on the stage in an abject curtsy, arms held stiffly in front of her, fists clenched. Then she sprang to her tiptoes and held her arms high above her head with the palms flat as if to forestall the sporadic and indifferent applause. "They all want to be Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli," George explained as he sucked a giant cocktail through a pink plastic straw. "But no one's looking for that kind of stuff anymore."
 * Page 139. (From the seventh and final short story, 'Psychopolis')

The Cement Garden (1978)

 * I did not kill my father, but I sometimes felt I had helped him on his way.
 * Page 9. (Opening line of the book)

The Child in Time (1987)

 * He had once felt light on the ground. He used to think his life was an open-ended adventure, he used to give things away, it amused him when the unexpected happened, benevolent coincidences used to bear him along. When had all that stopped?
 * Page 103

The Innocent (1990)

 * You want a picture of futility? It's a tunnel in the desert, from nowhere to nowhere, four hundred and fifty feet long.
 * Page 65.

Black Dogs (1992)

 * Nearby, where the main road forked, stood an iron cross on a stone base. As the English couple watched, a mason was cutting in half a dozen fresh names. On the far side of the street, in the deep shadow of a doorway, a youngish woman in black was also watching. She was so pale they assumed at first she had some sort of wasting disease. She remained perfectly still, with one hand holding an edge of her headscarf so that it obscured her mouth. The mason seemed embarrassed and kept his back to her while he worked. After a quarter of an hour an old man in blue workman's clothes came shuffling along in carpet slippers and took her hand without a word and led her away. When the propriétaire came out he nodded at the other side of the street, at the empty space and murmured, 'Trois. Mari et deux frères,' as he set down their salads. This sombre incident remained with them as they struggled up the hill in the heat, heavy with lunch, towards the Bergerie de Tédenat. They stopped half way up in the shade of a stand of pines before a long stretch of open ground. Bernard was to remember this moment for the rest of his life. As they drank from their water bottles he was struck by the recently concluded war not as a historical, geopolitical fact but as a multiplicity, a near-infinity of private sorrows, as a boundless grief minutely subdivided without diminishment among individuals who covered the continent like dust, like spores whose separate identities would remain unknown, and whose totality showed more sadness than anyone could ever begin to comprehend; a weight borne in silence by hundreds of thousands, millions, like the woman in black for a husband and two brothers, each grief a particular, intricate, keening love story that might have been otherwise. It seemed as though he had never thought about the war before, not about its cost. He had been so busy with the details of his work, of doing it well, and his widest view had been of war aims, of winning, of statistical deaths, statistical destruction, and of post-war reconstruction. For the first time he sensed the scale of the catastrophe in terms of feeling; all those unique and solitary deaths, all that consequent sorrow, unique and solitary too, which had no place in conferences, headlines, history, and which had quietly retired to houses, kitchens, unshared beds, and anguished memories. This came upon Bernard by a pine tree in the Languedoc in 1946 not as an observation he could share with June but as a deep apprehension, a recognition of a truth that dismayed him into silence and, later, a question: what possible good could come of a Europe covered in this dust, these spores, when forgetting would be inhuman and dangerous, and remembering a constant torture?
 * Page 164-165.

Enduring Love (1997)

 * Who you get, and how it works out - there's so much luck involved, as well as the million branching consequences of your unconscious choice of mate, that no one and no amount of talking can untangle it if it turns out unhappily.
 * Page 82.

Amsterdam (1998)

 * We know so little about each other. We lie mostly submerged, like ice floes, with our visible social selves projecting only cool and white.
 * Page 71.

Saturday (2005)

 * On a recent Sunday evening, Theo came up with an aphorism: the bigger you think, the crappier it looks. Asked to explain he said, "When we go on about the big things, the political situation, global warming, world poverty, it all looks really terrible, with nothing getting better, nothing to look forward to. But when I think small, closer in – you know, a girl I've just met, or this song we're going to do with Chas, or snowboarding next month, then it looks great. So this is going to be my motto – think small."
 * Page 34.

On Chesil Beach (2007)

 * This is how the entire course of a life can be changed - by doing nothing.
 * Page 166.

Solar (2010)

 * Nations are never virtuous, though they might sometimes think they are.
 * Page 149. (A line from Michael Beard's speech at the Savoy Hotel, London.)

Sweet Tooth (2012)

 * How can one understand the inner life of a character, real or fictional, without knowing the state of her finances?
 * Page 42.

The Children Act (2014)

 * When a court determines any question with respect to ... the upbringing of a child ... the child's welfare shall be the court's paramount consideration. ~ Section 1(1) Children Act 1989
 * Quoted at the front of the book.

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