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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a 1975 film about King Arthur and his knights who embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles.
 * Written by Monty Python, directed by Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones

Coconuts

 * Guard: Halt! Who goes there?
 * King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
 * Guard: Pull the other one!
 * King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
 * Guard: What? Ridden on a horse?
 * King Arthur: Yes!
 * Guard: You're using coconuts!
 * King Arthur: What?
 * Guard: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together!
 * King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
 * Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
 * King Arthur: We found them.
 * Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
 * King Arthur: What do you mean?
 * Guard: Well, this is a temperate zone.
 * King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
 * Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
 * King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
 * Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
 * King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
 * Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
 * King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
 * Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
 * King Arthur: Please!
 * Guard: Am I right?
 * King Arthur: I'm not interested!
 * [A second guard approaches the parapet]
 * Guard 2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
 * Guard 1: Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.
 * Guard 2: Oh yeah, I agree with that.
 * King Arthur: [exasperated] Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
 * Guard 1: But, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.
 * Guard 2: Oh, yeah.
 * [Arthur begins to depart]
 * Guard 1: ...So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

Bring out your dead

 * Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
 * [A large man appears with a (seemingly) dead man over his shoulder]
 * Large Man: Here's one.
 * Dead Collector: Nine pence.
 * "Dead" Man: I'm not dead.
 * Dead Collector: What?
 * Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] Here's your nine pence.
 * "Dead" Man: I'm not dead!
 * Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
 * Large Man: Yes he is.
 * "Dead" Man: I'm not.
 * Dead Collector: He isn't.
 * Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
 * "Dead" Man: I'm getting better.
 * Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
 * Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
 * "Dead" Man: I don't want to go on the cart.
 * Large Man': Oh, don't be such a baby.
 * Dead Collector: I can't take him.
 * "Dead" Man: I feel fine.
 * Large Man: Oh, do me a favor.
 * Dead Collector: I can't.
 * Large Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
 * Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
 * Large Man: Well, when's your next round?
 * Dead Collector: Thursday.
 * "Dead" Man: I think I'll go for a walk.
 * Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
 * "Dead" Man: I feel happy. I feel happy.
 * [The collector paces for an idea, then whacks the body with his club, solving the problem]
 * Large Man: Ah, thank you very much.
 * Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
 * Large Man: Right.

Must be a king

 * [Arthur and Patsy "ride" through the village]
 * Large Man: Who's that then?
 * Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.
 * Large Man: Why?
 * Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

A self-perpetuating autocracy

 * King Arthur: Old woman!
 * Dennis: Man.
 * King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
 * Dennis: I'm 37.
 * King Arthur: What?
 * Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
 * King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
 * Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
 * King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
 * Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
 * King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
 * Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
 * King Arthur: Well, I am king.
 * Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever gonna be any progress...
 * Peasant Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here... Oh! How do you do?
 * [Dennis joins the Peasant Woman in the nearby filth patch]
 * King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
 * Peasant Woman: King of the who?
 * King Arthur: The Britons.
 * Peasant Woman: Who're the "Britons"?
 * King Arthur: Well, we all are. We're all Britons, and I am your king.
 * Peasant Woman: Didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
 * Dennis: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes...
 * Peasant Woman: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
 * Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would--
 * King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
 * Peasant Woman: No one lives there.
 * King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
 * Peasant Woman: We don't have a lord.
 * King Arthur: What?
 * Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week...
 * King Arthur: Yes...
 * Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
 * King Arthur: Yes I see...
 * Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
 * King Arthur: Be quiet!
 * Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of more...
 * King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
 * Peasant Woman: "Order", eh? Who does he think he is?
 * King Arthur: I am your king.
 * Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
 * King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
 * Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
 * [An angelic choir begins...]
 * King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king.
 * Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 * Arthur: Be quiet!
 * Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
 * Arthur: Shut up!
 * Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
 * Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
 * Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
 * Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
 * Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
 * Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
 * Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

The black knight

 * [King Arthur and Patsy have just witnessed a black knight defeat a green one and approach the victor]
 * King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, sir Knight. [The Black Knight looks at him in Silence] I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [The Black Knight doesn't respond as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at the Knight] I seek the finest and the bravest Knights in the land to join Me in my court at Camelot. [Still no response as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at the Knight] You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? [The Black Knight remains silent as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at him] You make me sad. So be it. Come Patsy.
 * Black Knight: None shall pass.
 * King Arthur: What?
 * Black Knight: None shall pass!
 * King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight, But I must cross this bridge.
 * Black Knight: Then you shall die.
 * King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
 * Black Knight: I move for no man.
 * King Arthur: So be it!
 * [they fight until Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm]
 * King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary.
 * Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
 * King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
 * Black Knight: No, it isn't.
 * King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
 * Black Knight: I've had worse.
 * King Arthur: You liar!
 * Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
 * [they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
 * King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels to pray] We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer -
 * [the Black Knight kicks him]
 * Black Knight: Come on, then. [keeps kicking]
 * King Arthur: What?
 * Black Knight: Have at you! [keeps kicking]
 * King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
 * Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
 * King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
 * Black Knight: Yes I Have.
 * King Arthur: Look!
 * Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. [kicks Arthur again]
 * King Arthur: Look stop that!
 * Black Knight: Chicken. [keeps kicking] Chicken!
 * King Arthur: Look, I'll Have your Leg. [the Black knight kicks him] Right! [cuts off the Black Knight's right leg while the knight attempts to kick him]
 * Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that. [hopping on just one leg]
 * King Arthur: You'll What?!
 * Black Knight: Come Here!
 * King Arthur: What are you gonna do bleed on me?
 * Black Knight: I'm Invincible!
 * King Arthur: You're a looney.
 * Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! have at you! come on then. [King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
 * [The Black Knight now completely Quadriplegic looks around and then up as Arthur sheaths his Sword]
 * Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.
 * King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
 * [King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
 * Black Knight: Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

Turned me into a newt

 * Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
 * Peasant: She looks like one.
 * [Crowd indistinctly shouts]
 * Bedevere: Bring her forward!
 * Girl: I'm not a witch.
 * Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
 * Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
 * Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
 * Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
 * Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
 * Bedevere: The nose?
 * Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
 * Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
 * Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
 * Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
 * Bedevere: What makes you think she is a witch?
 * Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt!
 * [Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
 * Bedevere: A newt?
 * [Silence]
 * Peasant: I got better.
 * Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

French taunts

 * Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
 * Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
 * King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
 * Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
 * Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
 * Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Knights who say Ni

 * Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
 * King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--
 * Knights who say Ni: NI! NI! NI! NI!
 * King Arthur: Oh, ow!
 * Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.
 * King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
 * Head Knight: We want... a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

It's a silly place

 * Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]
 * King Arthur: [awed] Camelot!
 * Sir Galahad: Camelot!
 * Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
 * Patsy: It's only a model.
 * King Arthur: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
 * [The inhabitants of Camelot sing "Knights of the Round Table"]
 * Knights of the Round Table: [singing and dancing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
 * Knight: [somberly] I have to push the pram a lot.
 * [Cut back to Arthur]
 * King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Three questions

 * [The knights look onward as Sir Lancelot steps forward to the Bridge keeper from Scene 24]
 * Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
 * Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
 * Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 * Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
 * Sir Lancelot: Blue.
 * Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go.
 * Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [Crosses the bridge]
 * Sir Robin: That's easy!
 * [The other knights rush to the bridge keeper]
 * Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
 * Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
 * Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 * Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause]
 * Sir Robin: I don't know that! [he is thrown over the edge into the ravine by an unseen force] AUUUUUUUUGGGH!
 * [Galahad prepares to cross, and the Bridgekeeper stops him]
 * Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
 * Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 * Galahad: I seek the Grail.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
 * Sir Galahad: Blue—no! [he is also thrown over the edge] YEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
 * Bridgekeeper: [Chuckling at Galahad's demise, then turns to Arthur] Stop. What... is your name?
 * King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 * King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
 * Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 * King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
 * Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over by his own spell] AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!
 * Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?
 * King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
 * [Arthur and Bedevere begin to cross the bridge]

Intermission

Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room

 * [The King of Swamp Castle instructs the two guards at Herbert's room]
 * King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
 * Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. [Guard #2 hiccups]
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, no. Until I come and get him.
 * Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave.
 * Guard #1: And you'll come and get him. [Guard #2 hiccups again]
 * King of Swamp Castle: Right.
 * Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, no. Leaving the room.
 * Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.
 * King of Swamp Castle: All right? [Guard #2 hiccups]
 * Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
 * King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right? [Guard #2 hiccups]
 * Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
 * Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...
 * Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.
 * Guard #1: Just you. [Guard #2 hiccups]
 * King of Swamp Castle: Get back.
 * Guard #1: Get back.
 * King of Swamp Castle: All right?
 * Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
 * King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.
 * Guard #1: What?
 * King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.
 * Guard #1: The prince?
 * King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
 * Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course. [points at Guard #2] I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft to me that I were to guard him when he's a guard.
 * King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear? [Guard #2 hiccups]
 * Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
 * King of Swamp Castle: Right. [turns to leave the room. As he leaves, both guards follow him] Where are you going?
 * Guard #1: We're coming with you.
 * King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave.
 * Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.

Holy hand grenade

 * King Arthur: [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] How does it... um... how does it work?
 * Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
 * King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
 * Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
 * Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chunks...
 * Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
 * Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
 * Brother Maynard: Amen.
 * All: Amen.
 * King Arthur: Right. One... two... five!
 * Galahad: Three, sir.
 * King Arthur: Three! [throws the grenade]

Taglines

 * Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!
 * Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!
 * And now! At Last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren't quite the same as this one is.

title: Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Alfred de Vigny

Alfred Victor de Vigny (March 27 1797 – September 17 1863) was a poet, playwright, and novelist. Until the rise of Victor Hugo he was considered to be the leader of the Romantic movement in France.

Quotes

 * L'existence du Soldat est (après la peine de mort) la trace la plus douloureuse de barbarie qui subsiste parmi les hommes.
 * The soldier's lot is the most melancholy relic of barbarism (next to capital punishment) that lingers on among mankind.
 * Servitude et grandeur militaires; (ed.) Paul Viallaneix Oeuvres complètes, (1965) p. 358; translation from Humphrey Hare (trans.) The Military Necessity (1953) p. 17.  (1835).

 * Tout homme a vu le mur qui borne son esprit.
 * Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.
 * Poèmes philosophiques, "La flute", line 108; (ed.) Paul Viallaneix Oeuvres complètes (1965) p. 103; translation from Jason Merchey Values of the Wise (2004) p. 200.  (1843).

Cinq-Mars; ou, une conjuration sous Louis XIII (1826)
Quotations are taken from the 1863 edition.

 * L'histoire est un roman dont le peuple est l'auteur.
 * History is a novel whose author is the people.
 * "Réflexions sur la vérité dans l'art", p. 6; translation from James H. Johnson Listening in Paris (1995) p. 252.

 * On étouffe les clameurs, mais comment se venger du silence?
 * Clamour can be stifled, but how avenge oneself on silence?
 * Chap. 26, p. 433; translation by William Hazlitt from Cinq-Mars (1847) p. 344.

Journal d'un poète (1867)
Quotations are taken from the 1949 edition.

 * Un désespoir paisible, sans convulsions de colère et sans reproches au ciel est la sagesse même.
 * A calm despair, without angry convulsions or reproaches directed at heaven, is the essence of wisdom.
 * Page 32.

 * Les acteurs sont bien heureux, ils ont une gloire sans responsabilité.
 * Actors are lucky, they have glory without responsibility.
 * Page 44.

 * La presse est une bouche forcée d'être toujours ouverte et de parler toujours. De là vient qu'elle dit mille fois qu'elle n'a rien à dire.
 * The press is a mouth forced to be forever open and forever talking. Consequently it says a thousand times that it has nothing to say.
 * Page 48.

 * Un livre est une bouteille jetée en pleine mer sur laquelle il faut coller cette étiquette: attrape qui peut.
 * A book is a bottle thrown into the sea on which this label should be attached: Catch as catch can.
 * Page 93.

 * Le théâtre n'a jamais été en Angleterre qu'une mode des hautes classes ou une débauche du bas peuple.
 * In England the theatre has never been anything but a fashion for the upper classes or a debauch for the common people.
 * Page 348.

Quotes about Alfred de Vigny

 * I was always fascinated with the 1820s, that romantic decade, and the revolution of 1830 which was of course a disaster everywhere, and 1848. I still read with great joy about that period, I don't know why. It's funny how you find a decade, or a period or a place that you just respond to. (“It is a long time ago, and it's a very confused period…”) Very confused, yes. Very good writers you had in France particularly, Vigny, people like that, oh! I love Vigny, and they meant a great deal to me, those people. I haven't read them for many, many years. But they also shaped my view of the world.
 * 2002 interview in Conversations with Ursula Le Guin

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title: Alfred de Vigny


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Nathan Barley

Nathan Barley is a Channel 4 sitcom written by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris, starring Nicholas Burns, Julian Barratt, Claire Keelan, Richard Ayoade, Ben Whishaw, Rhys Thomas and Charlie Condou.

Episode 1

 * Nathan Barley: It's been out for three weeks in Japan. Where's yours?
 * Nathan Barley: His trousers fall down and there's like a piss stain on his pants. Check it out yeah, it is well bum.
 * Nathan Barley: Peace and fucking. Believe.
 * Nathan Barley: Bum. Keep it livid. Keep it dense, yeah?
 * Nathan Barley: Check out my website, yeah? It's well fucking futile.
 * Nathan Barley: Keep it chopped out, yeah?
 * Nathan Barley: Check it out yeah, trashbat.co.ck, my web site. Dot cock yeah, registered in the Cook Islands.
 * Nathan Barley: Wasp T12. It's got a massive number five 'cause it's the most common number.
 * Nathan Barley: Futures, yeah?
 * Nathan Barley: Keep it dusty.
 * Nathan Barley: Twice in one day. Well coincimental.
 * Nathan Barley: It's an online urban culture dispatch.
 * Nathan Barley: I'm a self facilitating media node.
 * Nathan Barley: Renegade production node.
 * Nathan Barley: My desk, A.K.A.S. Main Hub.
 * Nathan Barley: That is well jackson.
 * Nathan Barley: OK, here's the credos. Trash, as in what's all around us... and... bat.

 * Dan Ashcroft: They babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf.
 * Dan Ashcroft: Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail the rise of the idiots.
 * Dan Ashcroft: Yeah, you're going to fuck an idiot.
 * Dan Ashcroft: French, Italian, Spanish, Dutch, French... err ...Southern French. Danish.

 * Ned Smanks: Yeah, well plastic.
 * Ned Smanks: Keep it foolish.
 * Ned Smanks: Trojan measure mate, Trojan measure.
 * Toby Yeah, you pair of towels.

Episode 2

 * Nathan Barley: Well cheeks, man, well cheeks.
 * Nathan Barley: You should come to the party Friday, it'll be well jackson.
 * Nathan Barley: You can come, you can come twice, you can come multiple times.
 * Nathan Barley: You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be totally fucking Mexico.

 * Dan Ashcroft: Shut up, fat arms.

Episode 3

 * 15Peter20: Hi, ho, hi. I'm 15Peter20 and I believe that pissing is like crying through your genitals.

Episode 4

 * Nathan: I want a real special coffee today, yeah. Triple size, four shots in it, and the best foam you've ever squirted from your milky pumps.

 * Doug: Debut album by the Veryphonics. It's actually induced the first of many nervous breakdowns... all of which I've chosen to ignore.

Episode 5

 * Nathan: (as Claire walks away) Still jealous. It's a shame. Try to nip it in the bud really Claire. Makes you lose your looks. Your face has gone sour.

 * Claire: Nathan. What is this saying about London's underclass?
 * Nathan: They're... not all ugly?

 * Mandy: (singing) Bad to have a bad uncle. Bad to have a bad uncle. Pain, pain of a monkey. Pain, pain of a monkey.

Cast

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User talk:HiroDynoSlayer

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User talk:Meco

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User talk:Wingnut4425

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User talk:Umedard~enwikiquote

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User talk:Ixdontxlovexyou

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User talk:Devilitself

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User talk:Nakama~enwikiquote

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User talk:Bdy~enwikiquote

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User talk:68.55.49.39

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User talk:63.246.173.36

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User talk:Arcayne

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User talk:ClementJ64

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User talk:VONDOOM FAMILY

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User talk:Brandnewpeanuts

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Mohammad Hussein Fadlallah

Muhammad Hussein Fadlallah (16 November 1935 - 4 July 2010) was a prominent twelver Shia cleric from a Lebanese family.

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 * The Quran encourages us to expose the reality of those who are followed by exhorting the followers to be aware of the faults of the oppressors no matter how strong and influential they would appear to be.
 * The Quran calls on the weak and oppressed to gain strength

 * The Quran urges people who feel vulnerable before oppressors to rid themselves of the influence of the bluffing and false appearances of these oppressors and to compare themselves realistically to the latter in order to realize that they have no hidden or different power that normal people do not have.
 * The Quran calls on the weak and oppressed to gain strength

 * The Quran endeavors to make the weak and the oppressed feel the necessity of daring to defy their oppressors, to resist them and deprive them of their power.
 * The Quran calls on the weak and oppressed to gain strength

 * The Quran also wants to emphasize that the right of the weak to resist and confront the strong who are oppressing them is part of the natural laws that have been laid down to make humans feel secure in life and in their religious beliefs.
 * The Quran calls on the weak and oppressed to gain strength

 * All American and Israeli goods and products should be boycotted in a way that undermines American and Israeli interests so as to act as deterrence to their war against Muslims and Islam that is being waged under the pretense of fighting terrorism. This boycott should become an overwhelming trend that makes these two states feel that their economies are in a real and actual danger.
 * Muslim News June 28, 2002

 * In the speech on the day of Ghadeer, The Messenger of God (SAW) indicated the preference of Imam Ali's (AS) khilafah and did not make it obligatory.
 * al-Insan wa al-Hayat, p. 257.

 * Absorption in Imam Husayn's affairs (his life and his person, etc.), away from his missionary side is backwardness.
 * al-Mawsem, No. 21-22, p. 310.

 * Muslims (companions) misunderstood the speech of the Prophet on the day of Ghadeer.
 * al-Insan wa al-Hayat, p. 257.

 * Saying "Ameen" is permissible after reciting the Surah of al-Hamd in the Salat (but it's still not part of the Salat) especially with the intention of supplication.
 * al-Masa'il al-Faqhiyyah, vol.1, p. 92.

 * Female masturbation is permissible unconditionally.
 * Fiqh al-Hayat, p. 54.

 * Shaking hands with the strangers of opposite sex is forbidden
 * al-Nadwah, vol.6, p. 723.

 * America does not seek good for Islam, for the Muslims, and for the repressed.
 * The CIA is Behind Terror Attacks in Iraq March 2004.

 * The American administration is trying to achieve any gain in the shadow of the embarrassment hitting it because of its failures in Iraq, Afghanistan and Palestine after the failure of Israel's war on Lebanon and the retreat of America's project in the region.
 * "Senior Shiite Cleric Says U.S. Desperate" Forbes 7 August 2007

 * We believe US threats of an approaching World War III and their use of Iran's nuclear issue as an excuse is another form of American insanity.

 * What is meant here is that man should not become immersed in loving the world which will make him forget the responsibilities that Allah had ordered him to hold, but he has to look at the world in its reality, in which it represents a place for obeying Allah.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * But, those who did good to Allah and the people, Allah will give them reward by bestowing upon them His grace.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * In this way, Allah will love the pious person because He, the Most Exalted, loves those who are pious, truthful, charitable, devout, and are sincere to Him and to His Prophet.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * Allah wanted the people who have made sins to turn from their sins and make up for them in order to be near to Allah through gaining His satisfaction, for He has promised to accept their repentance and forgive the sinner
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * In addition, Islam stressed on purifying the body, clothes and everything that is related to man's private life in his land and home, from the unclean impurity.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * On the other hand, Allah directs man to the spiritual purity through the act of giving that is represented by charity that the pious pays as "Zakat" and "Sadakat" almsgiving, and other financial obligations.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * Islam emphasized the internal purity of man that is achieved through the purity of the mind in realizing the Right and the purity of feelings through having the pure intention towards man, far away from the meanness of malevolence and hatred and through the purity of the movement that is not lunched except for the sake of justice, Good and life.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

 * Taking the strong believing women as role models for both men and women, clearly indicates that the Quran acknowledges the woman's ability to be a strong person who can overcome any innate weakens in her.
 * The Woman's Personality and Role in Life.

 * The difference in sex does not hinder the ability of being strong on the levels of thinking, giving, having a strong willpower and the ability to take the right decision and the right position after studying all options, once the circumstances that favor creativity and rational thinking are available.
 * The Woman's Personality and Role in Life.

 * And just like men are responsible of the society, women also are equally responsible of the society they live in.
 * Role of a Woman

 * From an Islamic point of view, women are as responsible as men to help people finding their way to God (S.W.T), and to guide society in the right path with all the power they have.
 * Role of a Woman

 * This Ayah indicates that the pious person should express his love to Allah by believing in His Prophet and following the Message, and through obeying the Prophet, abiding by his orders, leaving what he prohibits and obeying all what Allah has revealed to him, because that is the vivid expression of the practical love that fills his whole entity.
 * The mutual love between Allah and His servants

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/List of neologisms on The Simpsons

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The result was: speedy delete, nonsense. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:05, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

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 * Vote closes: 23:00, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Vote closed early. Result: speedy-delete, nonsense. This article has periodically been used for nonsense edits from 2 IP addresses. If it continues, we'll just have to salt it with a deletedpage. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:05, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete per nom. Tyrenius 23:10, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete Per nom --James La gloria è a dio 00:41, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

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Taj El-Din Hilaly

Sheikh Taj El-Din Hilaly (17 January 1941 – 5 October 2023) was the leading mufti in the Commonwealth of Australia.

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 * I support the Intifada of the Palestinian people...And I welcome the national and Islamic resistance efforts in Lebanon.
 * Mufti of Australia Declares his Support of Hizbullah March 2004.

 * If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it … whose fault is it, the cats or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred.
 * Ethnic leaders condemn Muslim cleric October 2006.

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Toy Soldiers (1991 film)

Toy Soldiers is a 1991 film about a group of trouble-making boys who were sent by their high class parents to a boarding school. One day their boarding school is taken over by terrorists and the boys decide to resist them.
 * Directed by Daniel Petrie Jr.. Novel written by William P. Kennedy. Screenplay written by Daniel Petrie Jr. and David Koepp.

Misfits. Underachievers. Rebels. The boys of The Regis School have been kicked out of the best prep schools in America. Terrorists just took over the campus. Now years of bad behavior are about to pay off.

William "Billy" Tepper

 * Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.

Albert Trotta

 * They say what happened to my boy was an accident. This people were grown ups, unlike my son, they will learn about accident.

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 * Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.
 * Headmaster: Now this object I'm holding here is call... well some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television.

Dialogue

 * Luis Cali: What does your father do, William?
 * Billy: He's a contractor.
 * Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
 * Billy: Yeah, he's a contractor.

 * Snuffy: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
 * Ricky: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
 * Snuffy: I didn't fart.
 * Ricky: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
 * Snuffy: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
 * Hank: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

 * Billy: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
 * Joey: You were born looking like a douche bag.

 * Derek 'Yogurt: I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room.
 * Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Not anymore.

 * Frank Ingram: Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room.
 * Billy: Pleasure knowing you.

 * Billy: All right, what now?
 * Yogurt: All right, all right. Very, very carefully take the red chip out of the receiver.
 * Billy: There is no red chip.
 * Yogurt: There must be.
 * Billy: Well I'm sorry, there isn't. There's a blue chip the same size as the red chip, but there's no red chip.
 * Yogurt: That must be it then.
 * Billy: Well is it, or isn't it?
 * Yogurt: I don't know.

 * Hank: Mouthwash?
 * Billy: Yes, mouthwash... but maybe not.
 * Hank: What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
 * Billy: I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.

 * Billy: Gentlemen, here's to Mr. Donohugue.
 * Joey: Yes, to Phil. May he get laid while on the outside.

 * Hank: This had better not be mouthwash.
 * Billy: Trust me.
 * Hank: [after drinking] Trust me... Asshole, this is mouthwash.

 * Jennifer: Oh, tell me what you look like.
 * Billy: Uh, well... I've got blonde hair, and um, I wear an earring in my left ear, I'm about 5'9", 150 pounds... did I mention I'm black?

 * Billy: If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends.
 * Dean Parker: If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?

 * Dean Parker: I'm not going to expel you. Three schools have done that and it's obviously done nothing for your character... I'm going to do much worse. I am going to keep you here until you graduate. It'll probably take years at this rate.
 * Billy: I might wear you out before then.
 * Dean Parker: Oh don't you worry about wearing me out. I'm going to wear you out.

 * Headmaster: Try not to laugh.
 * Dean Parker: I'm trying.

 * Luis Cali: Do you speak Spanish?
 * Ricardo Montoya: No, not really.
 * Luis Cali: [in Spanish] Put a bullet in him.
 * Ricardo Montoya: No, wait.
 * Luis Cali: Wait? What? You don't speak Spanish.

 * Hank: Well, we managed to stay together anyways.
 * Ricardo Montoya: Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.

 * Joey: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
 * Hank: Do we have a choice?
 * Joey: Yes.
 * Snuffy: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.

 * Ricardo Montoya: You can't smoke in the dorms.
 * Snuffy: What are they going to do? Kick me out?

 * Joey: There's one of them at the end of the hall.
 * Billy: Yeah?
 * Joey: So we make some noise and we get him in here and then we jump him.
 * Billy: Then what?
 * Joey: Billy. He's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
 * Jonathan: You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.

 * Billy: What kind of stuff do they have?
 * Student: What do you mean? What stuff?
 * Billy: Guns, grenades, that kind of stuff.
 * Student: Man, they've got tons of it, all kinds. A big machine gun... Wait a minute. I'm not going to get in trouble for this, am I?
 * Billy: Don't be a wuss.

 * Luis Cali: We're letting you go.
 * Joey: Why?
 * Luis Cali: Because we respect your father.
 * Joey: Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.

 * Yogurt': Of course, the reverse is also true.
 * Joey: What the hell do you mean the reverse is also true?

 * Snuffy: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
 * Billy: That's right. That's it exactly.
 * Snuffy: I was attempting to be sarcastic.
 * Billy: Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down.

 * Billy: They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
 * Military Officer: They're going to shoot you if you do go back.

 * Dean Parker: They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.
 * Luis Cali: You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.

 * [after saving the school]
 * Billy: Does this mean I'm off pots and pans?
 * Dean Parker: Oh no, you're not getting off that easy.

Cast

 * Sean Astin - William "Billy" Tepper
 * Wil Wheaton - Joseph "Joey" Trotta
 * Louis Gossett, Jr. - Dean Edward Parker
 * Keith Coogan - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry
 * George Perez - Ricardo "Ricky" Montoya
 * T.E. Russell - Henry "Hank" Giles III
 * Shawn Phelan - Derek "Yogurt" Case
 * Knowl Johnson - Phil Donoghue
 * Denholm Elliott - Headmaster Dr. Robert Gould
 * Jerry Orbach - Albert Trotta (uncredited)
 * Andrew Divoff - Luis Cali
 * Michael Champion - Jack Thorpe
 * Rafael H. Robledo - Carlos
 * Thomas R. Trigo - Ruiz
 * Jerry Valdez - Jorge
 * Jesse Doran - Enrique Cali
 * Mason Adams - FBI Dep. Dir. Otis Brown
 * R. Lee Ermey - General Kramer
 * Richard Travis - Security Guard Frank Ingram
 * Stan Kelly - Sheriff James Role

title: Toy Soldiers (1991 film)


text:
Open Season (video game)

Open Season is a video game, based on the movie of the same name.

Dialogue

 * Elliot: It's like a roller coaster, except really, really dangerous!

 * Mariska: Idiota! Estupido I told you, you look after the kits and I'll go get grubs!
 * Ricky Sr.: I don't have eyes on the back on my butt! How am I supposed to dig out a hiding place Open Season and watch the babies at the same time! Do you mind, city bear? Can't you see I'm losing an argument about who is going to find our babies?
 * Elliot: Wow, Those two are making a stink. I don't think we want to get involved in this.
 * Boog: But the only way out of here is past there skunks!
 * Elliot: Boog, I have an idea! Why don't we...um...
 * Boog: Go find the missing kits, maybe we can use them to lure the parents away, and then we can get through!
 * Elliot: Riiight. I was gonna say, let's build a rocket ship and fly over them, but your plan's better. Let's go find their kits.

Voice cast

 * Chris Williams - Boog, Duck #3, and Security Guard
 * Maddie Taylor - Elliot, Buddy, and Beaver #3
 * Darryl Kurylo - Shaw, Beaver #2, and Duck #2
 * Kari Wahlgren - Beth and Giselle
 * Michael J. Gough - McSquizzy and Hunter #2
 * Patrick Warburton - Ian
 * Maurice LaMarche - Boswell and Duck #1
 * Billy West - O'Toole and Ricky Sr.
 * Danny Mann - Serge and Hunter #1
 * Julianne Buescher - Maria and Baby Skunks
 * Nika Futterman - Rosie, Kit #1, and Rabbit
 * Carlos Alazraqui - Gordy and Squirrel
 * Karly Rothenberg - Mariska and Miss Feathers
 * Robin Atkin Downes - Hunter #3 and Beaver #1
 * Mark Klastorin - Reilly

title: Open Season (video game)