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Talk:Samuel Butler (novelist)

Why is the page's name so weird? Can we switch between the actual page and the redirect? ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 3 July 2005 15:55 (UTC)

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 * American Dishonesty: Refer it to their Puritan ancestry.

 * An idiot is a person who thinks for himself instead of letting other people think for him. He takes his own views of things and therefore not unfrequently differs from his neighbors.  Any person who differs from his neighbors is an idiot ipso facto.

 * The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.

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Rum

Rum is a liquor made by fermenting then distilling sugarcane molasses or sugarcane juice. The distillate, a clear liquid, is usually aged in oak barrels. Most rums are produced in Caribbean and American countries, but also in other sugar-producing countries, such as the Philippines and India.

Rum plays a part in the culture of most islands of the West Indies as well as the Maritime provinces and Newfoundland, in Canada. The beverage has famous associations with the Royal Navy (where it was mixed with water or beer to make grog) and piracy (where it was consumed as bumbo). Rum has also served as a popular medium of economic exchange, used to help fund enterprises such as slavery (see Triangular trade), organized crime, and military insurgencies (e.g., the American Revolution and Australia's Rum Rebellion).

Quotes

 * There's nought, no doubt, so much the spirit calms As rum and true religion: thus it was.
 * Lord Byron, Don Juan (1824)

 * Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.
 * Winston Churchill, According to Churchill's assistant, Anthony Montague-Browne, Churchill had not coined this phrase, but wished he had.

 * Fifteen men on the dead man's chest-Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
 * Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island (1883) Ch. 1, The Old Sea-dog at the Admiral Benbow.

 * But why's the rum gone?.Oh. That's why.
 * Captain Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) written by Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio

 * Hide the rum.
 * Captain Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) written by Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio

 * I prefer rum... Rum's good.
 * Captain Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) written by Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio

 * Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years.
 * Captain Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) written by Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio

 * "Rum's not drinking, it's surviving !
 * Romer Treece, in The Deep (1977)

 * "Rum," said I—happy to have found something I could talk about—"rum has very little to do with taste. It isn't just a simple drink—it is a-friend, more. A friend who makes everything easier. It changes the world.
 * Erich Maria Remarque, Three Comrades (1936)

 * We are Republicans and don't propose to leave our party and identify ourselves with the party whose antecedents are rum, Romanism, and rebellion.
 * Samuel D. Burchard: in a speech in New York (29 October 1884)

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Full House

 * Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | Main

Full House was a television sitcom that ran on the American ABC network from 1987 until 1995.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7
 * Season 8

Main cast and characters

 * John Stamos as Jesse Katsopolis
 * Bob Saget as Danny Tanner
 * Dave Coulier as Joey Gladstone
 * Candace Cameron as D.J. Tanner
 * Jodie Sweetin as Stephanie Tanner
 * Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as Michelle Tanner
 * Lori Loughlin as Rebecca "Becky" Donaldson-Katsopolis
 * Andrea Barber as Kimmie Gibbler
 * Scott Weinger as Steve Hale

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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

 * Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 | Main

The following is a list of quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6

Cast

 * Will Smith: Will Smith
 * James Avery: Phillip Banks
 * Janet Hubert-Whitten: Vivian Banks (1-67)
 * Daphne Maxwell Reid: Vivian Banks (episodes 68-148)
 * Karyn Parsons: Hilary Banks
 * Tatyana M. Ali: Ashley Banks
 * Joseph Marcell: Geoffrey Butler
 * Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks
 * Ross Bagley: Nicky Banks

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Family Ties

Family Ties (1982–1989) was an American television sitcom which aired on NBC. At the height of its popularity, the program was #2 in the yearly Nielsen ratings for two straight seasons (1985–86 and 1986–87).

Pilot [1.01]

 * Steven: [about Alex] I haven't seen him this excited since Reagan got elected.

 * Steven: [to Elyse] Do you think maybe he was switched at birth and the Rockefellers have our kid?

 * Elyse: Alex, maybe you're getting a little carried away here. I mean, if Kimberly doesn't like you or your family for who they are, then maybe she isn't worth caring about at all, don't you think?
 * Alex: Are you going to wear your hair like that, or are you going to put it up?

 * Mallory: [witnessing her parents kissing in the kitchen] You guys have been married for a long time. Haven't you had enough?

 * Alex: How do I look?
 * Steven: Middle-aged.
 * Alex: Dad, recent studies show, that you can predict success by the way a person dresses.
 * Steven: Alex, you're a young man. You shouldn't be worried about success. You should be thinking about hopping on a steam trainer, and going around the world, or putting a pack on your back and heading down to Mexico, South America, or anywhere.
 * Alex: The 1960's are over Dad.
 * Steven: Thanks for the tip.

Death of a Grocer [1.09]

 * Jennifer: What's impetuous?
 * Steven: Well, uh. That's when you do something without thinking it through.
 * Jennifer: Like when you guys decided to have Alex?

 * Alex: Skippy, remember when we were little kids, and I accidentally ran over you with my bicycle?
 * Skippy: Yeah.
 * Alex: I drive a car now.

Sherry Baby [1.13]

 * Mallory: What do you say, Alex? She really thinks you're cute.
 * Alex: Look, Mallory. I don't go out with girls who have an IQ lower than room temperature, or have contagious diseases, or friends of yours. And there's certainly some overlap in those categories.

 * Alex: [turning on the radio] Oh I hope you don't mind, it's time for the commerce and shipping news.
 * Mallory: Alex we do mind we're doing a project for school here.
 * Alex: All right, all right I'll listen to it upstairs, it's a lot more exciting in stereo anyway.

 * Elyse: What happened?
 * Alex: Oh he was going out for a pass and he ran into the pole.
 * Jennifer: I told you to run down and in Skippy, you were supposed to go to the pole and stop!
 * Skippy: I did, I stopped when I hit the pole.

 * Elyse: Who is Sherry Marshall?
 * Mallory: She happens to be a Pi Nu the best sorority in the whole world, she's the president.
 * Steven: Is she coming alone or with some secret service agents?

The Fugitive: Part 1 [1.14]

 * Elyse: Mr. Carlyle, Do you really believe that my brother stole that money? I mean, he's not the type.
 * Carlyle: I'll mention that to the guys in New York. But to be honest with you: I think they're going to want to push ahead with the case anyway.

 * Carlyle: [on what would happen if it turned out that the Keatons were lying to him about where Ned is] Well, hypothetically speaking, you would be hypothetically arrested for harboring a known criminal, and hypothetically sent to a very real jail.

Margin of Error [1.16]

 * Alex: It's like taking candy from a baby.
 * Jennifer: Brings back memories.

 * Steven: No movies, no dates....
 * Alex: Sounds fair.
 * Steven: ... and no TV.
 * Alex: Not even Wall Street Week?
 * Steven: Especially not Wall Street Week.
 * Alex: Come on Dad. I didn't kill a guy!
 * Steven: Alex I am out $2,700. I am the major investor in an underwater video company in the Philippines. They probably have a picture of me in one of their huts with the caption, Our Founder. You are lucky to be getting off this easy.
 * Alex: Oh listen, just in case, I mean if this stock does go up, we are in this 50/50 right?

 * Mrs. Matthews: This is not very good news is it?
 * Mr. Matthews: No it is not.
 * Mrs. Matthews: We invested everything we had with you. Our, our life savings.
 * Mr. Matthews: We knew there would be risks going in. We discussed that.
 * Mrs. Matthews: But we are retired people there is no way that we can re-earn what we have lost. We will lose our house, our car.... Is not there anything you can do?
 * Mr. Matthews: Sorry. Say Hi to Dad.

 * Mallory: So Alex what are you going to do? Sell your soul to the devil or your body to someone who is nearsighted?
 * Alex: Jennifer…
 * Jennifer: Sometimes when you keep a secret all to yourself you get a really bad headache.

French Lessons [1.17]

 * Alex: Dad, I'm 138 and 0 against you [in chess].
 * Steven: 138, 0 and 1. You forgot about the draw.
 * Alex: I had my appendix out that day.
 * Steven: The anesthesia had worn off.

I Gotta Be Ming [1.18]

 * Alex: I want you.
 * Ming: You don't want me, Alex. You want another you. You want someone who looks like you, acts like you, thinks like you.
 * Alex: Is that how I acted?
 * Ming: Look, I can't be Alex; I gotta be Ming.

Stage Fright (a.k.a.) Video Jitters [1.21]

 * Steven: Hey, Alex. How's it going?
 * Alex: Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
 * That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
 * And then is heard no more: it is a tale
 * Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
 * Signifying nothing.
 * Steven: He seems a bit depressed.

Philadelphia Story [3.16]

 * Alex: Great events make great men.

The Disciple [4.13]

 * Alex: You know that I can only do things one way. Out of control.

My Mother, My Friend [5.12]
[During a game of Scrabble, Alex counterbalances Steven's nonsensical word with one of his own]
 * Alex: After I "zoquo", I like to "ushnuu"

A My Name is Alex [5.23-24]

 * Alex: ...Yeah, I believe in God.
 * Psychiatrist: You surprise me, Alex. A bottom-line guy like yourself. I didn't think you would believe.
 * Alex: Well, part of me is a little nervous about it.  I like to know what I know: see it, be able to prove it on a test— to know it, to learn it, and be done…And I just got a feeling that you keep getting tested on this one.

Designing Woman [7.2]

 * Mallory: Everyone, I want you to meet Jamie Carter.
 * Alex [Jumping into his father's lap on the couch]: AAAUGH!
 * Steven: Alex, she said Jamie, not Jimmy.

Cast

 * Michael J. Fox - Alex P. Keaton
 * Michael Gross - Steven Keaton
 * Meredith Baxter-Birney - Elyse Keaton
 * Justine Bateman - Mallory Keaton
 * Tina Yothers - Jennifer Keaton
 * Brian Bonsall - Andrew 'Andy' Keaton (Seasons 5-7)
 * Marc Price - Irwin 'Skippy' Handleman
 * Scott Valentine - Nick Moore (Seasons 4-7)
 * Tracy Pollan - Ellen Reed (Season 4)
 * Courteney Cox - Lauren Miller (Seasons 6-7)

Guest stars

 * Dick Sargent - Charlie Donnelly (Season 1)
 * Judith Light - Stacey Hughes (Season 2)
 * Tom Hanks - Ned Donnelly (Seasons 1-2)
 * Geena Davis - Karen Nicholson (Season 4)
 * River Phoenix - Eugene Forbes (Season 4)
 * Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Susan 'Raindrop' White (Season 6)
 * Crispin Glover - Doug (Season 2)
 * Wil Wheaton - Timothy Higgins (Season 5)
 * Corey Feldman - Student Walter (Season 4)
 * Jeff Cohen - Dougie Barker (Season 3)/Marv Jr. (Season 5)
 * Christina Applegate - Kitten (Season 5)
 * Stephen Baldwin - Bobby (Season 7)
 * Daniel Baldwin - Holworthy (Season 7)
 * Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Dougie (Season 6)
 * Jane Adams - Marty Broadie (Season 7)
 * James Cromwell - John Hancock (Season 3)
 * John Randolph - Jacob Keaton (Season 1)
 * Timothy Busfield - Doug (Season 3)/Young Matt (Season 5)
 * Hank Azaria - Joe (Season 7)
 * David Faustino - Keith Bailey (Season 2)
 * Danny Nucci - Rick (Season 4)

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The Flintstones

The Flintstones (1960-1965) is a Hanna-Barbera animated series set in a comically modernized Stone Age setting and centering on the Flintstone family.

Hot Lips Hannigan [1.2]

 * Wilma: Of all the dumb tricks you stupid pesky blockhead Fred Flintstone that trampoline business takes the cake. I'm very disappointed in you. And you've deliberately disobeyed me… I do not want to jump the trampoline again. Do you hear me. This trampoline is for kids.
 * Fred: Yes Wilma! Watch your mouth and stop calling me stupid pesky blockhead.

The Swimming Pool [1.3]

 * Barney: Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?
 * Betty: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.
 * [cut to Fred and Wilma]
 * Wilma: The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed off runt happens to be my best friend.

The Split Personality [1.5]

 * Barney: Frederick! Frederick! I HATE FREDERICK!

The Monster from the Tar Pits [1.6]

 * Wilma: He is a big movie star

The Engagement Ring [1.9]

 * Fred: The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner]
 * Wilma: FRED!
 * Fred: AAH!
 * Wilma: What are you peeking around corners for?

The Drive-In [1.13]

 * Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: [singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! / Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble... / We're very disappointed in you... [spoken] And if they think that we'll forget... [sung] They're outta their mind, mind, mind, mind, mi-i-ind!

The Hot Piano [1.19]

 * [Fred wants to buy a piano for Wilma for their 10th wedding anniversary, but tells the salesman he only has $50.00]
 * Salesman: For that amount you can buy the piano stool.

The Astranuts [1.23]

 * [Fred and Barney accidentally sign up for a 3 year hitch in the army]
 * General: Congratulations you just broke the record for going over the hill...3 minutes and 25 seconds! [Fred and Barney try to run away after signing up]

 * General: Are You crazy? I know a lot of GIs who would love to put a sergeant into orbit!

The Long, Long Weekend [1.24]

 * Gus Gravel: I never should have bet the payroll on the 5th race.

The Good Scout [1.26]

 * Wilma: [After Wilma sees Fred in Scout master uniform] I thought the army had hit the bottom of the barrel.

Room for Rent [1.27]

 * Betty: Men like our figures before marriage, but not afterward. [A pun on household checking account figures]

Alvin Brickrock Presents [2.4]

 * Fred: Okay but don't forget to reverse the charges on your alibi.
 * Alvin: Of course.

This is Your Life Saver [2.25]
The following scene has no characthers but a shadow moving on a sundial Monday
 * Fred: Wilma, where's the sport section of the newspaper?
 * Wilma: I think Mr. Gypsum took it.

Tuesday
 * Fred: Wilma, where's the last bottle of Rocky Cola I was saving?
 * Wilma: I think Montague took it.

Wednesday
 * Fred: Wilma, where's that magazine I was reading?
 * Wilma: I think Monty took it.

Thursday
 * Fred: Oh, Wilma, where's that bottle of rat poison?
 * Wilma: FRED, YOU CAN'T!
 * Fred: WELL, He'S TAKEN Everything ELSE!

Trouble-in-Law [2.26]

 * Wilma and Betty: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
 * Fred: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
 * Wilma: Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.
 * Betty: We heard him described to a T.
 * Fred: Wilma, do you know where they went?
 * Wilma: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
 * Fred: Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
 * Barney: Yeah Fred?
 * Fred: C'mon, let's go.
 * Barney: Right Fred.
 * Fred: You ever play football, Barney?
 * Barney: Yeah Fred, why?
 * Fred: Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.

The Rock Vegas Story [2.28]

 * Wilma: Have you made any plans, Fred?
 * Fred: Yeah. I figure we can sell the car and then we'll have enough money to eat.
 * Barney: While we're hitchhiking home.
 * Wilma and Betty: Hitchhiking home?
 * Wilma: Fred Flintstone! Did you lose all our money?
 * Fred: Yes Wilma.
 * Wilma and Betty: OOH! NOO!

Barney the Invisible [3.3]

 * Fred: Hey, maybe a drink of 412-up will help! [Barney is still hiccuping] Hold it Barney! Here, drink this! [Forcibly pours the concoction down Barney's throat]
 * Barney: Yuck! Woo, that tastes awful! I, uh, I feel kinda funny, Fred!
 * Fred: What do you mean, funny? [Barney starts wobbling and making weird noises] Barney! What's the matter? [Barney disappears] Oh boy... Barney, where are you?
 * Barney: I'm right in front of you! Boy, you must need glasses!
 * Fred: Huh?
 * Barney: That drink did the trick, Fred! The hiccups have completely disappeared!
 * Fred: And you with them, Barney! You're invisible!

Mother-in-Law's Visit [3.20]

 * Fred: I love my dear sweet mother in-law. My mother in-law is a doll.
 * Attendant: Are you feeling alright, mister?
 * Fred: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
 * Attendant: Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer.
 * Fred: Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.

Ann-Margrock Presents [4.1]

 * Ann-Margrock: [singing] You are still awake, and it's half past your bedtime. That sandman had a date he couldn't keep. But when the lambs commence to jump across the fence, I'll count them all until you fall asleep. The first little lamb jumped over the fence and was off to the land of nod. The second and the 3rd were close behind, like 3 little peas in a pod. The 4th little lamb was to chubby to jump. He crawled under instead. The 5th little lamb wasn't there at all. He must've stayed home in bed. Number 6 jumped around as confused as can be. He didn't know where he had been. He jumped over, that's true, but before he was through, he jumped over, jumped back, then jumped over again. The next little lamb was the littlest lamb. Too little for such a big leap. Though she tried like a stout, she soon tuckered out and the littlest lamb went to sleep. The littlest lamb is asleep.

Daddies Anonymous [4.13]

 * Wilma: Now you listen to me Fred Flintstone

Peek-a-Boo Camera [4.14]

 * TV Host: Hi, Peek-a-Boo fans! As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows, and we've received 000s of letters asking us to repeat it! [chuckles]
 * Fred: Oh no; they're repeating it!
 * TV Host: So, tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes from...the bachelor party!
 * Wilma: Fred!
 * Betty: Barney!
 * Wilma: Why, they told us they're going to a...FRED FLINTSTONE!
 * Betty: BARNEY RUBBLE!

Adobe Dick [5.14]

 * Fred: We got to get out of here before something worse happens.
 * Barney: Yeah, like he could burp us to death.
 * [Adobe Dick burps]
 * Fred: Cut it out, Barney! Stop giving him ideas!

Christmas Flintstone [5.15]

 * Betty: [upon seeing Fred dressed as Santa] Santa Claus! Am I glad to see you! I'd like a mink coat, three new dresses, some wall-to-wall furniture and...
 * Fred: Aw, cut it out, Betty. You know it's me.
 * Betty: Ah, I was afraid it might be. But just in case you were Santa, I didn't want to pass up the opportunity.

 * Fred: And to all of you from all of us...
 * Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Time Machine [5.18]

 * [The Flintstones and Rubbles finally return to their own time]
 * Scientist: Hey, what happened?
 * Fred: Oh, nothing, except we were chased by lionosauruses, clobbered by Columbus, shocked in Philadelphia, trampled on, screamed at, and if that's how your time machine works, YOU can have it, buddy!

Rip Van Flintstone [6.8]

 * Man: You're a little late for Halloween, aren't ya, buddy?
 * Fred: You're not Barney.
 * Man: Who?
 * Fred: Barney Rubble. Doesn't he live here?
 * Man: [laughs] That's a hot one. B.J. Rubble the multimillionaire living here? You're a regular comedian, mister.
 * Fred: Barney Rubble a millionaire?
 * Man: Yeah, struck it rich in oil years ago. Mr. Rubble lives way up there on tip of that hill. Calls the estate Sandstone Simeon. Everyone knows about B.J. Rubble the millionaire. You must have been asleep for the last twenty years, pal.
 * Fred: Gee, maybe he's right. Maybe I have been asleep for twenty years, like in that Rip van Winklestone story. [starts crying] I've slept my whole life away! My family's gone, my friends disappeared, Barney is rich! Barney, he'll remember me! I'm his best friend and he'll know where Wilma and Pebbles are!

Recurring lines

 * Fred: Yabba Dabba Doo!

 * Barney: Hee hee hee... whatever you say, Fred!

 * Bamm-Bamm: Bamm, bamm!

 * Appliance animal: It's a living.

Unsorted quotes

 * Wilma: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

 * Fred: Where's your get up and go?
 * Barney: It just got up and went.

 * Fred: Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way.
 * Bank Clerk: Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone.
 * Fred: Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here.
 * Bank Clerk: Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!

 * Betty: Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men.
 * Barney: That's easy - you women!

 * Fred: How can you be so stupid?
 * Barney: Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry.
 * Fred: I'm sorry you're stupid.

 * Wilma: Barney hasn't hit him yet.
 * Betty: Barney couldn't hit the floor with his hat!

About

 * Here we were with a brand new thing that had never been done before, an animated prime-time television show. So we developed two storyboards; one was they had a helicopter of some kind and they went to the opera or whatever, and the other was Fred and Barney fighting over a swimming pool. So I go back to New York with a portfolio and two half-hour boards. And no-one would even believe that you'd dare to suggest a thing like that, I mean they looked at you and they'd think you're crazy. But slowly the word got out, and I used the presentation which took almost an hour and a half. I would go to the other two boards and tell them what they did, and do all the voices and the sounds and so-on, and I'd stagger back to the hotel and I'd collapse. The phone would ring like crazy, like one time I did Bristol-Myers, the whole company was there. When I got through I'd go back to the hotel the phone would ring and say "the president wasn't at that meeting, could you come back and do it for him." So I had many of those, one time I had two agencies, they'd fill the room I mean God about 40 people, and I did this whole show. I got to know where the laughs were, and where to hit it, nothing; dead, dead, dead. So one of the people at Screen Gems said "This is the worst, those guys...." he was so angry at them. What it was, was that there were two agencies there, and neither one was going to let the other one know they were enjoying it. But I pitched it for eight straight weeks and nobody bought it. So after sitting in New York just wearing out, you know really wearing out. Pitch, pitch, pitch, sometimes five a day. So finally on the very last day I pitched it to ABC, which was a young daring network willing to try new things, and bought the show in 15 minutes. Thank goodness, because this was the very last day and if they hadn't bought it I would have taken everything down, put it in the archives and never pitched it again. Sometimes I wake up in a cold-sweat thinking this is how close you get to disaster.
 * Joseph Barbera Leonard Moltan interviews Joseph Barbera, 1997

 * A pen and ink disaster.
 * Variety, after the pilot; Leonard Maltin interviews Joseph Barbera-1997

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The Cosby Show

 * Season 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | Main

The Cosby Show (1984–1992) was an American sitcom starring Bill Cosby. The show focused on a doctor and lawyer couple and their five children, known as the Huxtable family.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7
 * Season 8

Cast

 * Bill Cosby - Dr. Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable
 * Phylicia Rashad - Clair Huxtable
 * Sabrina Le Beauf - Sondra Tibideaux
 * Lisa Bonet - Denise Huxtable Kendall
 * Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Theodore "Theo" Huxtable
 * Tempestt Bledsoe - Vanessa Huxtable
 * Keshia Knight Pulliam - Rudy Huxtable
 * Earle Hyman - Russell Huxtable
 * Clarice Taylor - Anna Huxtable
 * Deon Richmond - Kenny
 * Geoffrey Owens - Elvin Tibideaux
 * Joseph C. Phillips - Lt. Martin Kendall
 * Raven-Symoné - Olivia Kendall
 * Erika Alexander - Pam Tucker

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Chrissie Hynde

Christine Ellen "Chrissie" Hynde (born September 7, 1951) is an American musician best known as the leader of the rock/new wave band The Pretenders. She is a singer, songwriter, and guitarist, and has been the only constant member of the band throughout its history.

Reckless (2015)

 * Reckless: My Life as a Pretender, New York: Doubleday, 2015.

 * Chons, on rhythm guitar, had long black hair and blue eyes and was the first person I ever met who said she never ate meat, and when she told me that, I never ate it again either. Best thing that ever happened to me. All it took was the mere suggestion. Nobody else was vegetarian that I knew of, but I started to think of meat-eating as a very weird practice and secretly regarded meat-eaters with distaste, almost contempt. Why would anyone kill an animal if they didn’t need to? I learned to live and associate with “the majority,” but never respected them. I got used to having this lack of regard for 97 percent of the population.

 * Being vegetarian was to inform everything, the course of my destiny. I was baffled that the entire hippie nation hadn't become vegetarian en masse. It made no sense as eating meat went against the whole dialogue. Were the hippies just as hypocritical as the rest of them? I couldn't admit that but I understood why I loved songs like “The Loner” so much. I didn't want to be like the majority anyway. The majority were always wrong.

 * Everything in nature lives according to some order so it seems unlikely that humans live outside this system, even if they try to resist their instincts. That's how we can be sure we're not animals, this refusal to abide by what we know is good for us. If an animal's instinct tells him to avoid something he has no trouble keeping a wide berth. We, on the other hand, run in the direction of danger if it offers a thrill or satisfies a curiosity.

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Psychonauts

Psychonauts is a platform game developed by Double Fine Productions and released on April 19, 2005 for the Microsoft Xbox, the Sony PlayStation 2, and the PC. It features a boy who ran away from the circus to attend a summer camp for psychic spies, as he journeys into the minds of the counselors to solve a mystery.

History of Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp
Read by Raz

 * 500 years ago: Enormous Psitanium bearing meteorite strikes the earth, leaving a giant crater.
 * 200 years ago: Native inhabitants begin making Arrowheads out of the Psitanium which they call by the name ‘Whispering Rock’.  This is a rough English translation.
 * 100 years ago: Prospectors and settlers take over the area, naming their boom town Shaky Claim.
 * 99 years ago: First case of paranormal Hysteria diagnosed in Shaky Claim.
 * 75 years ago: Houston Thorny builds his “Home for the Demented” to deal with the insanity epidemic.
 * 60 years ago: More residents in asylum than in the town.  Houston Thorny commits suicide by leaping from tower.
 * 55 years ago: Asylum closes.  Last valley residents paid to leave by the Federal Government, who flood the crater to prevent further habitation.  Lake Oblongata is created.
 * 5 years ago: “Whispering Rock” Psychic Summer Camp created to Nurture and train future Psychonauts.
 * Last Summer: I got to second base with Elka Doom.  Signed, Nils Lutefisk.

Whispering Rock

 * Coach Morceau Oleander: The human mind. Six hundred miles of synaptic fiber, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, fifteen hundred grams of complex neural matter... a three-pound pile of dreams. But I'll tell you what it really is. It is the ultimate battlefield--and, the ultimate weapon.  The wars of this modern age--The Psychic Age--are fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations.  From this day forward, you are all Psychic Soldiers.  Paranormal Paratroopers!  Mental Marines who are about to ship out on the adventure of their lives!  This (points to the brain diagram) is our beachhead!  And this [points to his own head] is your landing craft.  You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality! You shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his demons, you shall live his nightmares!  And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents. In other words... Psychonauts!!  The rest of you... WILL DIE.
 * [The camera pulls back, and we see that the Coach is actually lecturing a group of terrified children.]
 * Dogen Boole: Waaaaaa!
 * Agent Sasha Nein: Oh, Morry.
 * Agent Milla Vodello: Children, you are not going to die.
 * Coach Oleander: Well, if you're not a Psychonaut, you might as well be dead!
 * Dogen: [sniffling] They told me this was a summer camp...
 * Lili Zanotto: Oh, Dogen. Don't worry about ol' Coach Oleander. I've been coming here for years, and trust me--nothing ever happens.
 * Bobby Zilch: Yeah, Dogen. Lili's right! You don't got nothin' to worry about... 'cept for that giant monster in the lake I was tellin' you about.

 * The Psychonauts capture an intruder.
 * Milla Vodello: It's just a little boy! What's your name, darling?
 * Coach Oleander: I'll find out!
 * [The Coach tries to pry into the boy's mind, but fails.]
 * Coach Oleander: Can't... get... in... ach! [Raz breaks free and lands safely with his acrobat skills]
 * Razputin Aquato: My name...
 * Coach Oleander: ...starts with a "D"...
 * Razputin Aquato: ...is Razputin. [Coach growls softly] But everybody calls me... Raz.
 * [Pause]
 * Dogen: Please don't kill us, lake monster!
 * Sasha Nein: Compelling.
 * Coach Oleander: Armored like a tank!
 * Razputin Aquato: Sorry I'm late. I don't want to disrupt your briefing, Agent Oleander. Agents Nein, Vodello. Please, continue.
 * Coach Oleander: Where do you think you're going?
 * Sasha Nein: You've broken into a highly-classified, remote government training facility.
 * Razputin Aquato: I know! Isn't it great? Listen, why don't I just sit over here quietly with my fellow PSI cadets-- Hey, how's it going? [to Dogen.] I like your hat! [Dogen smiles.]
 * Sasha Nein: We need to have this young man taken from here immediately.
 * Milla Vodello: I'll call his parents.
 * Razputin Aquato: What? But, don't you train Psychonauts here?
 * Milla Vodello: Yes, darling, but--
 * Razputin Aquato: To soar across the astral plane? To wage psychic warfare against the enemies of free thought?
 * Coach Oleander: That is what I wrote on the front of the pamphlet...
 * Razputin Aquato: Those words are why I'm here, Coach Oleander. Do you remember what you wrote on the inside of that pamphlet? "You were born with a special gift. But the people around you treat it like a curse. Your mother was afraid of you, and your father looks at you with shame in his eyes. Come to Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp, and you can show them all! Back home, your powers make you a loner, an outcast, a circus freak. But in this dojo, in this psychic dojo, they make you a hero."
 * Coach Oleander: Get that soldier a bunk!

 * Dogen: Wowee. You're so lucky, you get to go home soon.
 * Razputin: Home? Back there I was just like you were, Dogen--punished by my own family for having powers I never asked for. But here, I have a chance to be something. To make a difference. They may come for me, Dogen, but they'll be expecting Raz, the boy. But what they'll find... what they don't expect, is Raz, the Psychonaut.
 * Dogen: And--and--and then you'll make their heads explode?
 * Razputin: No! Do you do that?
 * Dogen: No! Well... once, kinda.

 * Elka: I saw Nils peeking into a hole in the girls' cabin.
 * Dogen: I'm hiding!
 * Elka: And I thought: "Oh, Nils, when will you peek into the hole in my heart? Because you'd just see yourself staring back."
 * Dogen: Uh huh. What?
 * Elka: I mean, he'd see my new boyfriend, James, staring back. And he'd be furious at Nils.
 * Dogen: Who's Nils?
 * Elka: Exactly. And, anyway, there wouldn't even be a hole, because James fills my heart 'til sometimes I think it's gonna explode.
 * Dogen: One time, I made someone's head explode.
 * Elka: Okay, maybe there's still a little hole.
 * Dogen: Actually, it happened four times.
 * Elka: But James and I have each other now, and Nils is just gonna have to deal with it.
 * Dogen: Now they make me wear this special hat, so I don't have any more accidents.
 * Elka: Are you even listening to me, Dogen?
 * Dogen: I hope so.

 * Sasha Nein: These tests are unauthorized, so I can't actually ask you to come. However, if you happened to drop in- well, then what could I do? Here, Let me give you this.  [Sasha floats a button over to Raz] Remember: your talents will always set you apart, Razputin. Sometimes isolation can be a good thing. It can lead to... important discoveries.
 * Razputin: Wait! I don't even know where your lab is! Is this some kind of test?
 * [Agent Nein's disembodied voice reverberates inside of Raz's head, Raz looks around, shocked.]
 * Sasha's Voice: "Sometimes isolation can be a good thing. It can lead to... important discoveries."
 * Razputin: And now I'm hearing things. Great.

 * Raz: [To the sparrow] Here birdie birdie! Why don't you come alight on my shoulder? [sparrow flies away]...jerk.

 * Mikhail: Have you seen bear lurking in woods, with skin where hair should be?
 * Raz: Uh, nope.
 * Mikhail: In Russia, bears much smaller. Also, more hair. Less lurking.

 * Dogen: [To squirrels] No! I could never do that! I could never... kill everyone.

 * Sasha: [Activating the Brain Tumbler] Now relax. This won't hurt at all. Unless something really very bad happens.

 * Raz: [meets Lili late at night] Geez, it sounds like you caught a bad cold.
 * Lili: Maybe, but LISTEN! I traced the psychic interference back to Coach Oleander's radio! He's been broadcasting his insane plot all over camp in his sleep!
 * Raz: So he's really kidnapping children and stealing their brains to make weapons!
 * Lili: [excited] Yes! Isn't that great?
 * Raz: [confused] What? How is that great?
 * Lili: Because this is an honest-to-goodness psychic emergency!
 * Raz: And Sasha's not here! He left on some "official Psychonauts business."
 * Lili: [still excited] Milla left a note saying the same thing!
 * Raz: [Shaking her] Lili, a deranged madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and there's no one who can stop him except for you and me!
 * Lili: Oh, my God! Let's make out!
 * Raz: [Backs away] Uh, what??
 * Lili: Sorry! I'm just so excited! Since you showed up, Raz, things are so much more exciting! Sinister death plots, mad scientists, hideous monsters...
 * Raz: ...Make out?
 * Lili: How long have I ignored what this camp has to offer? Everything's new to me now thanks to you! [sees a flower pop out of the bush] I mean, look at this flower!
 * Raz: You mean, like... kiss?
 * Lili: How many years have I been coming here and I've never even noticed a cool flower like this before?
 * [Lili picks up the flower and is suddenly captured by a gigantic mutated Lungfish emerging out of the bush; Raz attempts to attack it, but is swatted aside]
 * Raz: Ahhhh--oof!
 * Lili: Oh, no! You didn't just hit my boyfriend!

 * Crystal: [After spending the entire game being overly-cheerful] O-M-G. I feel so bad for throwing myself off the roof now!
 * Raz: Why'd you do that?
 * Crystal: Because the poison didn't work, silly!

 * Raz: [On reinserting the camper's brains after recovering them] Isn't that dangerous?
 * Agent Cruller: Oh, nothing is dangerous if you have the right tools! [holds up a funnel] Messy, but not dangerous!

Basic Braining

 * Razputin: So this is it... the mental world.
 * [Pause]
 * Elton: It looks like a dentist's office.
 * Razputin: A mental dentist's office!
 * [The main antagonist is a mental dentist]

 * [Raz and Bobby are overlooking an obstacle]
 * Bobby Zilch: We can't get past this! This is stupid!
 * Razputin: Hmm, looks like a test. There's probably a secret, more advanced route.
 * Bobby Zilch: What's that supposed to mean? You think you're more advanced than me, New Kid?
 * Razputin: Sorry, what?
 * Bobby Zilch: I'm not stupid. You're stupid. The Coach is stupid.  This whole camp is stupid!  That thing flying at you is stupid!
 * Razputin: [turning around] What's flying at me? Whoa!
 * [Bobby kicks Raz off the ledge.]
 * Bobby Zilch: Ah-ha-ha-ha! Bobby Zilch's foot, that's what, you're stupid new kid! [does a little victory dance thing which Raz adopts in the game] Eh, eh-eh! Eh, eh, eh-eh! Eh, eh-eh!

 * Coach Oleander: Is your name Joey?
 * Razputin: No.
 * Coach Oleander: Cause I'm gonna call you Slowie Joey.
 * Razputin: That's not my name...
 * Coach Oleander:What was that, Slowie? I can't hear you, you're talking too slow!

 * Oleander: Plane's going down, soldier! Hit that door and geronimo!
 * Raz: Hey! No one told me to pack a chute!
 * Oleander: Did Washington have a 'chute when he crossed the Delaware? Just jump, sissy!

Brain Tumbler Experiment

 * Sasha Nein: Razputin, can you hear me?
 * Raz: Sasha? Where am I?
 * Sasha Nein: You're inside your own mind, but I'm not sure where. Tell me. What do you see?
 * Raz: I see...a rundown gypsy caravan.
 * Sasha Nein: Do you recognize it?
 * Raz: [shrugs despondently] Yes. It's where I was born.

 * Razputin: [to the censors] You are my own creation! I command you to stop!...Dang. Does that ever work?

 * Sasha: What do you see?
 * Raz: I see a small, bunny-like animal thing.

 * [Raz spots a monster of some sort]
 * Razputin: Uh, Sasha?
 * Sasha Nein: What is it? Another bunny?
 * Razputin: No, this is more of a super-scary, flaming-eyed demon type of deal.

 * Razputin: [After looking through the memory entitled "The world shall taste my eggs!"] Okay, what the hell was that? I'm seeing some crazy stuff in here, Sasha. This can't be right.
 * Sasha Nein: Ach. Why did I buy the the CHEAP Brain Tumbler?

 * Dr. Loboto: Now the problem originates here, in the area that we in the medical profession like to refer to as THE BRAIN!

 * Dr. Loboto: I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!
 * Dogen: I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
 * Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!

 * Dr. Loboto: Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out!

 * [Dogen sneezes his brain out]
 * Dr. Loboto: Oh, good boy! There's that pesky brain. Here's a tissue.  Now don't you feel better my dear lad?
 * Dogen: [Now brainless] TV..?
 * Dr. Loboto: Of course! Right here. [Loboto picks up Dogen's brain off the floor.] And THIS bad tooth, we'll just drop it in the ol' garbage chute. Now don't chew solid foods for the next six hours!

 * Razputin: Is this a nightmare... Or a plan? Or both?

Sasha's Shooting Gallery

 * Sasha Nein: You will learn to control these emotions, focus them, concentrate then, and release them.
 * Razputin: As therapy?
 * Sasha Nein: No, as firepower. Say something hideous and horrible jumps out at you. Something so disgusting that it simply must die...
 * [Sasha trips a button with his foot to reveal a very ugly Tiffany lamp]
 * Sasha Nein: Oh... so tacky! I can't... look... directly at it! [to Raz] But I control those feelings, focus them, concentrate, and... Release! [psi-blasts the lamp to pieces] ...And the world is a better place.  You try.

 * [After Raz destroys the lamps]
 * Sasha Nein: Excellent. A victory for good taste.

 * Razputin: Wait, so why did the censors attack me in my own mind? Don't I belong there?
 * Sasha Nein: Perhaps there is something wrong with the Brain Tumbler. Or you could be insane. We'll run tests for that later.

 * Sasha Nein: Young man, I hope you've learned a lesson here today.
 * Razputin: Yes, I have. That shooting things is fun, and useful!
 * Sasha Nein: No! That once you lose control, it's very hard to get it back!
 * Razputin: Got it. All thoughts must be 100% controlled at all times.
 * Sasha Nein: Well, no. Actually, if you were to suppress all of your undesirable emotions, they'd build and build and eventually explode.
 * Razputin: Oh...So, what would happen if you completely blocked off all you censor outlets?
 * Sasha Nein: Well, there would be a build up of censor energy within, that would... [The ground starts shaking violently] ...eventually... [the Mega Censor emerges] Run, Razputin. Very fast.

 * Sasha Nein: [To the Mega-Censor] You are my own creation! I command you to stop! [Gets smashed anyway]

 * Sasha Nein: [While stuck on the Mega Censor's stamp, after being hit repeatedly] Why no Aunt Bernie, of course I didn't get your calls or I would have responded right away.

 * Sasha Nein: [While stuck on the Mega Censor's stamp, in singsong] My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there...

 * [After saving Sasha from the Mega-Censor]
 * Razputin: Is this the part where I get another lecture?
 * Sasha Nein: No. Here's your merit badge. Let us never speak of this again.

Milla's Dance Party

 * Raz: Agent Vodello? I've been ordered to report here for Levitation training. I've already done the Coach's obstacle course, and Sasha showed me how to shoot!
 * Milla: You know, I'd expect that sort of recklessness from Morceau, but Sasha?
 * Raz: Agent Nein said you were the most powerful Levitator the Psychonauts had!
 * Milla: Sasha said that? Really? I didn't know he noticed.
 * Raz: Well, you know...I only work with the best teachers.
 * Milla: Flirt! Okay. Let's party.

 * Milla: It's Razputin, the rolling rock star!

 * Nightmares: It's hot. It's burning.

 * Nightmares: Milla, Why did you let us die?

 * Nightmares: Miiiiiilllllaaaaaa

 * Nightmares: Where are you, Milla?

 * [When Raz tries, and fails, to enter water on his Leviation ball]
 * Milla: Hmm... that shouldn't be happening. Darling, do you have some problems with water? Do you want to talk about it?
 * Raz: It's a long story. I'll explain later.
 * Milla: Okay. I'm always here for you, darling. Let me just say that it is very normal for boys your age.

Lungfishopolis

 * Lungfish Civilian: [describing "Goggalor"] He's impervious to bullets! And love...

 * Kochamara: I've got the brain of a little girl back in my lab that could power a whole army of Psycho-Blaster death tanks... [realizes Raz is laughing at him] What?
 * Razputin: You've got the brain of a little girl?
 * Kochamara: ...I said, "in my LAB!"
 * Razputin: I think you've got the muscles of a little girl, too!

 * Resistance Fish: Hey Goggalor! Down here!
 * Raz: Excuse me, are you talking to me?
 * Resistance Fish: AHHHHHHHH!!!! My ears!!!
 * Raz: [whispering a little] I'm sorry--
 * Resistance Lungfish: AHHHH!!!! Oh, my GOD!! AHHHHH!!! [then he dies]
 * Raz: [whispering] Are you okay?...
 * Resistance Lungfish 2: He's dead!
 * Raz: [Talking normally] Oh, geez, I'm sorry!
 * Resistance Lungfish 2: It's okay. Every member of the Resistance is ready to die fighting the tyranny of Kochamara.

 * Raz: So hey, have you seen any other humans around here? I'm looking for a girl called Lili.
 * Resistance Lungfish: The government archives might have some information on your young girlfriend, Goggalor.
 * Raz: Heh, I don't know if she's really my girlfriend, I mean---I think she..
 * Resistance Lungfish: I only meant that she is your friend who is a girl, Goggalor.

 * Newscaster: Oh, my God! Goggalor's headed for the orphanage!
 * Newscaster: Phew! Goggalor's headed away from the orphange!
 * [Raz smashes the orphanage]
 * Newscaster: Oh, my God! The puppy orphanage!

 * Newscaster: Oh, no, it WAS the orphanage... for dogs! It was the puppy orphanage, everyone!

 * Raz: Wait, are you sure Kochamara and your little friends won't mind me smashing up your city?
 * Resistance Lungfish: No.
 * Resistance Lungfish 2: I doubt it.
 * Resistance Lungfish 3: Uh..no, no, no.
 * Raz: So knocking down the prison and breaking this laser shield thing, nobody's going to get mad about that and start shooting at me?
 * Resistance Lungfish: No!
 * Resistance Lungfish 2: ...Maybe one guy would.
 * Resistance Lungfish: But what is even an entire navy of lungfish to the might and revolutionary zeal of Goggalor?
 * Raz: Wait, what navy?

 * Raz: Wait, aren't you gonna come with me?
 * Resistance Lungfish: Er, we'll stay here until it's clear...
 * Resistance Lungfish 2: For insurance reasons.
 * Resistance Lungfish: Yes. That. And for FREEDOM!

 * Kochamara: Mighty... ram!
 * Kochamara: Deadly... triangle beam!
 * Kochamara: Mighty ram... ground version!
 * Kochamara: Overly intricate... combination!
 * Kochamara: Hard-to-avoid... area attack!

Thorney Towers Home for the Disturbed

 * Dr. Loboto: Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armored battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beam!
 * Lili: I'm gonna kill you so much.
 * Dr. Loboto: The good news is that your insurance is going to cover the whole thing. So! ...  Hey, is it getting warm in here?
 * Lili: No, I'm trying to set you on fire through this stupid hat!
 * Dr. Loboto: What a delightfully mean little brain you have! Just what we want!  Here, do me a favor.  Tell me if this smells like... YOUR DOOM! Heh heh!
 * Lili: I-I can't smell anything.
 * Dr. Loboto: Curses! You're a stubborn little ball of phlegm, ain't ya? Well, that head cold won't protect you forever, little girl, and when it's gone you'll be sneezing a different tune.  A tune in the key of... brains! HAAA HA HA!

 * Sheegor: I'm not going to bring you any more brains if you're going to be so mean to them!
 * Dr. Loboto: No matter what I do?
 * Sheegor: No, no matter what.
 * Dr. Loboto: Not even if I...
 * [Loboto reaches towards the stove to turn up the heat on a pot over which he holds Sheegor's beloved turtle, Mr. Pokeylope, hostage.]
 * Sheegor: No, don't!
 * Dr. Loboto: Not even if I cook you a little...
 * Sheegor: Don't, doctor! No!
 * Dr. Loboto: A little turtle soup?
 * Sheegor: Please, Dr. Loboto! No!
 * Dr. Loboto: Hm, a nice, hot turtle soup, hmm?
 * Sheegor: Noooo!
 * Dr. Loboto: Nothing better on a cold night like this than some boiling hot soup!
 * Sheegor: You leave Mr. Pokeylope alone!
 * Dr. Loboto: Oh, Okay. Are you sure?
 * Sheegor: Nooo! I mean, YES!
 * Dr. Loboto: Alright, alright... Oh, why don't I just go ahead and heat you up a cup? It's made from turtles!  Turtles that you love!  Isn't that right, Mr. Pokeylope?
 * Sheegor: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
 * Dr. Loboto: Okay, well maybe I'll just make some for myself.
 * Sheegor: [Running from the room] Yaaaaaahhh!
 * Dr. Loboto: Bring me a good brain, Sheegor, or Mr. Pokeylope becomes Mr. SMOKEY-lope! Ha Ha Ha HA! HOO HOO! HO HOO HOO! Smokey-lope! HAAAA! [Nonchalantly to the turtle] When you're a dentist,  you have to learn to have a sense of humor, you know.  It helps to calm the patient down.

 * Raz: [to Lili] ...And the crib wasn't even that clean! What do I have to do to get those guys to take me seriously?!
 * Lili: [in her mind] When are you going to just shut up and kiss me?
 * Raz: Uh...I can hear that.
 * Lili: I know.

 * During the ultimate battle between Sasha, Milla, and Oleander
 * Oleander: You...tall people!
 * [A psychic battle ensues, but suddenly, Ford appears wearing psitanium on his back.]
 * Ford: You know something, Mory, we've got a word for people like you in the Psychonauts who turn on their own.
 * Oleander: Ha! I don't need the Psychonauts anymore, old man. I'm gonna rule the world with my fleet of brain-powered death tanks! You got a word for that?
 * Ford: Yeah...Gesundheit!
 * [Blows sneezing powder in Oleander's face, effectively saving the day]

The Milkman Conspiracy

 * Boyd Cooper: Uh? Who are you working for?!
 * Razputin: Wha-? Uhhh.... I'm with the Psychonauts.
 * Boyd Cooper: Who? Oh, that doesn't fit in. That doesn't fit in at all! Maybe I've got this all wrong!
 * Razputin: Who do you work for?
 * Boyd Cooper: I'm the Guard. I've been fully trained.
 * Razputin: You've gotta let me in. My friend's in there!
 * Boyd Cooper: Sorry. The Milkman has the key. I am not the Milkman. I'm the Guard.
 * Razputin: Where's the Milkman?
 * Boyd Cooper: I bet he's sleeping on the job. His milk is delicious. Everyone wants it. He'll be here soon, then the lies will end.

 * Boyd Cooper: There's something in the fridge that might help you see the world like I do.
 * Razputin: Ooh, sorry. I don't drink... before noon, I mean.

 * Boyd Cooper: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!

 * Raz: [referring to the G-Men] Man, these guys are dumb.

 * Boyd Cooper: [If you let him ramble on for long enough] Hi mom, look at me! I'm tangled in a web of deception!

 * Raz:  [After being given a fake gun by Boyd] Couldn't I have a real gun? With bullets?
 * Boyd Cooper: What, give a loaded gun to a 10 year-old? What do you think I am, crazy?

 * Den Mother: Would you care to join us in our Rainbow Squirt Pledge of Purpose?
 * Rainbow Squirts: "To promote niceness. To make the world prettier. To share candy with everyone. To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs. To eliminate all who threaten to reveal his secret objective."

 * Den Mother: Do not follow! The milk is not ready, and you are not ready for the milk!

 * Den Mother: I told you not to follow. Now YOU MUST DIE!
 * Razputin: But--
 * Den Mother: THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!

 * Den Mother: Enough! It's time for me to pluck out your eyes!
 * Razputin: HA! You can't. That is the purpose of the goggles!

 * Den Mother: [after being defeated] Look what you've done! He wakes! And the sea... [coughs] shall run ... white ... with ... his ...rage! [Passes out]

 * The Milkman: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

 * Razputin: Hey, is that milk regular kind, or the exploding dream kind?
 * The Milkman: It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

 * The Milkman: My employer has commissioned me to deliver this milk, to whitewash what went on here. I cannot rest until I have made my final delivery.

 * Raz: I am a grieving widow.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: I am your sister in grief.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: Should I remarry or remain faithful to my spouse?
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: I wish my loved one was not dead, but alive.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me as the beneficiary of his 401k plan.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: Why. God. Why.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: Ah, I see that you are grieving. I will give you your space.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: The dead people are underground. And I have brought flowers because...I am sad.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: I am alone now, and grieving.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: The cemetery is filled with dead people.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: These flowers are a token of my remembrance for my loved one.
 *  "Grieving Widow" G-Man: Boo hoo hoo.

 *  "Plumber" G-Man: Hello, sewer worker. I think I met you at the union meeting.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: We work in the sewers.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: There are no documented cases of alligators living in the sewers.
 *  Other "Plumber" G-Man: Feces.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: This job is unsavory, but it must be performed by someone.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: The sewer is very important and we are responsible for its upkeep..
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: Due to illegal waste disposal, sewers water is often highly radioactive.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: I need to provide blockages, and this [his plunger] device is one of my tools.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: The sewer is not safe for civilians and they smell very bad.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: I am a waste management technician.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: The most pleasant sewers can be found in Paris, France.
 *  "Plumber" G-Man: Sewers carry human waste.

 *  "Watering Can" G-Man: That is a nice watering can. May I ask how much you paid for it?
 *  "Watering Can" G-Man: Plants need to have water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.

 * [Talking about his gun.]
 * Raz: It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins are going to make fun of me.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: Shhh... Don't broadcast that fact, they look real.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: I do not kill out of passion, but for money.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: My motivations are clear only to myself.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: Sometimes I work for the government.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: They got Freddy! Poor Freddy. He was such a good secret agent. I mean, assassin. Who is shooting at us?
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: My gun is clean.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: Adjustments need to be made when firing in the wind.
 *  "Assassin" G-Man: I like to shoot people.

 * Raz: I work for the road crew. This is my stop sign.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: Yes, we all work on the road crew. Our backs are killing us.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: Hello fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: Look at that woman's breasts. They're large.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: My red sign helps me work on the road.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: Thank goodness it is Friday.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: It is very hot here, working on the road.
 *  "Road Crew" G-Man: I cannot wait until the next pay day.

 * Raz: I am baking a pie.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: You better not be trying to steal my husband...tramp.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: For the last several years, I have relied on prescription medication to make it through the days.
 *  "Pie-Making Wife" G-Man: When my husband drinks excessively, I may threaten him with this rolling pin, though we still love each other very much.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: I am famous for my pie making abilities.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: It is important not to use too much pressure when rolling out a pie crest.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Apple pies are very popular.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Cherry is a flavour of pie.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Pies come in many flavours.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Though I do not receive a pay check, I consider my home-making to be my occupation.
 *  "Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Rhubarb is a controversial pie variety.

 *  "Helicopter" G-Man: Helicopters can go up and down. Helicopters move sideways too, but not as fast as planes.

 *  "Phone Repairer" G-Man: I can listen to any phone conversation that I want, but do not because of my sense of professional responsibility.

 * Raz: I work in the sewers.
 *  Non-Sewer-working G-man: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.

 *  Any G-man : [After Raz uses Pyrokinesis on him] I am on fire. I am uncomfortable. Initiating countermeasures.

Asylum Grounds

 * Razputin:	Hey... I like it!
 * Edgar: Ah, you see, the poor dumb beasts have no thumbs, so I ask you... how are they holding their cards?
 * Razputin: St--St--Sticky paws?
 * Edgar: It should be impossible, and yet somehow they go on... playing the game.
 * Edgar: In the end, Razputin, aren't we all just dogs playing poker?

 * Crispin: Whatever.

 * Fred: The battle can't be won! We're gonna lose it!
 * Crispin: I'm afraid you lost it years ago, Fred. Now, pipe down over there. I am the orderly, and I run a quiet, peaceful insane asylum.

 * Crispin: One moment. You're not Dr. Loboto.  My eyes may be half gone, but I would recognize the mad doctor anywhere.  He has a stone-cold face a man doesn't easily forget.  He wears a beastly smock covered in thick straps like an electric chair.  And in the place where his hand should be there's nothing but a gleaming metal claw.  So unless I'm mistaken, you are not Dr. Loboto, you do not pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and die.  Thank you, sir.

 * Edgar: [hit with a Confusion Grenade] Ugh... Who chained this building to my leg?

 * [After you beat Waterloo World]
 * Fred: Is he really gone? Hello? Hello? Anyone else in here? Ha! We did it, Raz! I'm all me again! One person - not French! Get me out of this dang jacket so I can go strangle me an orderly!
 * Raz: Hey, good thinking, Fred. That sure would save me a lot of work.
 * Fred: Yep! Right after I take a nap.
 * Raz: Yes! A- wait, nap?
 * Fred: War is hell, Razputin, and I'm sleepy. [yawns] I'll take care of Crispin for ya, just as soon as I... [falls asleep]
 * Raz: Oh, man...

 * [After you assemble your Doctor Loboto disguise]
 * Crispin: Taking her up yourself today, eh, Doctor? Less work for me.
 * Fred: Inmate Whytehead.
 * Crispin: Chief Orderly Bonaparte! You're... you're...
 * Fred: Armed?

 * [After you free Lili]
 * Sasha: Razputin, you have surprised us yet again. I cannot thank you enough.
 * Raz: Hey, hey. All in a day's work for a Psychonaut.
 * Sasha: Ha. Well, Psi-Cadet, you mean.
 * Lili: Are you kidding? The Psychonauts should be so lucky to have somebody like Raz! The brain he's got in there---
 * Oleander: ---is one in a million! Thanks to all of you for bringing it straight to my door!
 * Sasha: Oleander!
 * Razputin: You! You took all my friends' brains, you turned an innocent fish into a giant monster, you stole all the teachers--derailing my education! AND, you kidnapped... [pauses, looks at Lili, who nods] ...MY GIRLFRIEND!
 * Sasha: Razputin, this fight is too big for you.
 * Razputin: Back home I had to clean up after the elephants, so trust me, I know how to take care of this ugly, little pile of--
 * Milla: Kids, let the grown-ups handle this.
 * Oleander: You... tall people!
 * [A psychic battle ensues.]
 * Razputin: Sasha!
 * Lili: We get to kill him too!
 * Razputin: Ahhhhh!
 * Edgar: Well, it's official. the genius is back. Time to go get ready for my gallery show. [pulls his chain out of the floor, breaking a gas main] Uh-oh, this looks bad. [sniffs] Ah, well, that's good. Someone must have turned off the gas long ago.
 * Gloria: [outside in the garden] Oh, here's what my poor flowers need - a little water. [turns the gas back on]
 * Edgar: Oh, no, I spilled all my turpentine and acetone!
 * Fred: [climbs out of a window and sees Boyd poised to throw a milk bottle into the asylum] Hey, Boyd! Long time no see!
 * Edgar: Oh, Mister Orderly! I did not see you there. I was just taking a little therapeutic walk in the moonlight-
 * Fred: Relax, the asylum's closed. We can all go home.
 * Gloria: Leave? Here?
 * Fred: Yeah, this place is for crazy people. And I don't know about you, but I ain't crazy no more! [eye twitches]
 * Edgar: I have to tell you, I'm feeling pretty good...
 * Gloria: You know, maybe it is time for us all to move on.
 * Fred: What d'ya think, Boyd? You ready to blow this popsicle stand?
 * Boyd: [hurls the milk bottle into the asylum, where it explodes] The milkman has completed his route. You guys wanna split a cab?
 * Raz: [to Lili] ...And the crib wasn't even that clean! What do I have to do to get those guys to take me seriously?!
 * Lili: [in her mind] When are you going to just shut up and kiss me?
 * Raz: Uh...I can hear that.
 * Lili: I know.
 * [During the ultimate battle between Sasha, Milla, and Oleander, Ford appears wearing psitanium on his back.]
 * Ford: You know something, Mory, we've got a word for people like you in the Psychonauts who turn on their own.
 * Oleander: Ha! I don't need the Psychonauts anymore, old man. I'm gonna rule the world with my fleet of brain-powered death tanks! You got a word for that?
 * Ford: Yeah...Gesundheit!
 * [Blows sneezing powder in Oleander's face, effectively saving the day]
 * Lili: [after kissing Raz] Wow...
 * Raz: [looks past her, sees the asylum blow up] Wow...

Gloria's Theater

 * Becky: Well, I'm off to kill myself.

 * Bonita: What? Can't you see I'm drowning in my own misery here? Should I be doing something with my hands?

 * Raz: You're mean and fat!
 * Jasper: And...?
 * Raz: Just giving you the update.

 * Becky: [If you try to firestart her] Hot flash! Hot flash!

 * Raz: If you hate the show so much, why don't you just leave?
 * Jasper: I just can't take my eyes off it! It's like watching the scene of a horrible car accident... an accident where the victims can't act, and the paramedics forget their lines!

 * ''[Raz has chased the Phantom through the catwalks. He is now jumping around the theater])
 * Raz: OK, Mr. Phantom. It's time to see who you...really...are?
 * [The Phantom returns to Jasper's box and removes his mask, somehow gaining a great deal of weight in the process. Raz realizes that Jasper is, in fact, the Phantom!]
 * Raz: I so totally guessed that!
 * Actress: Uh-uh! You thought it was Becky!
 * Raz:Shhhh! [Goes over to Jasper] All right, Jasper! I know you're the one who's been causing all of the problems around here.
 * Jasper: WHAT? why I never. How dare you accuse me of being the rugged and romantic scoundrel, who has thrilled and captivated audiences for years?
 * Raz: Yeah, I guess you're right. He's so agile and limber and...thin. He could never be you.
 * [Pause. Jasper blinks in shock.]
 * Jasper: Why, you little...OF COURSE IT'S ME!
 * Raz: Well, time to hang up the cape, Tubs, because your days of terrorizing this theater are over!
 * Jasper: Maybe as the Phantom...but he's nothing compared to the full, destructive force of an angry critic!
 * [His chair flies into the air, becoming a floating weapon]
 * Raz: Now, how can I say this and still sound cool...uh...'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?'

Waterloo World

 * Soldier: Mon dieu! I hate bridges! Zat was for killing my fathaire! Bridge!
 * Fred: Hey, quit killing my bridges! You're making me mad!

 * Carpenter: Oh, man, I would love to go over there, but that soldier would kick my ass... and I don't get paid for that.

 * Carpenter: Go away, burglar!
 * Raz: I'm not a burglar!
 * Carpenter: Yes you are! I can hear your feet on my roof. Why don't you go down through the chimney? I've got a nice, hot fire roaring just for you.
 * Raz: If I was on the roof, how could I be talking to you down here?
 * Carpenter: Maybe you're a ventriloquist!

 * Soldier: None shall pass!

 * Raz: Fred, your soldiers think you don't care about them. They think you wouldn't care if they lived or died.
 * Fred: What? I care about them?
 * Raz: Well, they don't believe it.
 * Fred: What do they want? A letter on my official stationary saying that I'd be sad if they died?
 * Raz: Yep.
 * Fred: Oh...okay.

 * Peasant: Wow...he really does care! I'd be honored to die for my leader now.
 * Raz: Wait, you're not necessarily gonna die...
 * Peasant: Oh, come on. Fred's a great leader and all, but he's still Fred.

 * Raz: Hey, check out this cool coin I found.
 * Peasant: Whoo, money! [To Wife] Honey, I'm off to die for an incompetent leader who won't even remember my name! You're in my will.
 * Raz: Oh, come on! Again with the negative talk?
 * Peasant: I just hope she doesn't go and spend it all on scrap-book supplies. Part of the reason I'm so ready to die...

 * Razputin: [talking to Napolean's first soldier] I can burn wood with my mind.
 * Soldier: That would be cheating.

 * Fred Bonaparte: [After being hit] Ow! Oh, go ahead, beat me up. I don't care.
 * Napolean Bonaparte: Trust me, he doesn't.

 * Raz: [To a cow, after Napoleon is beat] Can you believe a great battle was once fought on this very fields, upon which you now, so peacefully, graze?
 * Raz: Many men died.
 * Raz: Some did it for money, some for country.
 * Raz: And some did it just because they had guns.
 * Raz: And now, no one is left on the battle fields, except you cows.
 * Raz: Crazy world, isn't it?
 * Raz: Huh?
 * Raz: Don't you think it's crazy?
 * Raz: Mm?
 * Raz: Hey, I'm talking to you, cow!
 * Raz: We fought and died for you, so you could chew your cud in peace!
 * Raz: If it wasn't for me, you'd all be talking French right now!
 * Raz: Shame on you, ungrateful cow.

 * Raz: [After hitting a cow] That's what it was like when the war was on.
 * Raz: [After hitting the cow a second time] And that!

Black Velvetopia

 * Razputin: [in the sewers, which oddly resemble a gym shower] I'm starting to feel like I'm back in high school! Which is weird, because I'm only ten.

 * Razputin: [after beating Tiger] Sleep tight, kitty.

 * Razputin: [after defeating Dragon] Soon they'll be 'dragon' your ass outta here. (giggles) Hey, are you awake? Did you hear that??

 * Razputin: PHEW! What's that smell?!
 * Dragon: That's fear, boy!
 * Razputin: No, I mean that fart smell.
 * Dragon: That's fearrrrRRRRRRGGHH!
 * Razputin: I mean a real smell. It's as if stink bombs laid eggs and those went bad.
 * Dragon: That's sulfur! It's.... part of the dragon costume, kid.

 * Eagle: Ca-Caw.
 * Razputin: That's it? Ca- [Eagle punches him in the face] -OOF!
 * Eagle: Ca-Caw.

 * Lampita: [crying over Dingo, then looks at Edgar] Um, I always... loved you more...?

 * [You can see this if, after you receive the confusion grenade from Dingo, you lob one at the dog waiting downstairs.]
 * Painter Bulldog: ...Oh, my, GOD.  GOD.  Is DOG....spelled backwards.
 * Raz: Um...are you okay?
 * Painter Bulldog No, wait!  God...is CAT...spelled backwards.  Ooooh, no.  Oh, nononono, no!

 * Painter Bulldog: [begins to slather paint slowly over his stomach]  I'm shaaaavinnng, just like daaaaddeeee...

 * Painter Collie: [admiring his own painting] It's so good that ... if it had a butt, I would sniff it.

 * Painter Dalmation: Black velvet hasn't been abused that badly since the last time Mom got drunk in her prom dress.

The Meat Circus

 * Oly: Oh, hi. My name is Morceau Oleander. But you can call me Morry. Or Oly.
 * Razputin: Coach Oleander? What are you doing in my mind?
 * Oly: How did you get in my happy meadow? Nobody's supposed to know about that. You didn't tell my dad about it, did you?
 * Butcher: Ha ha ha ha!
 * Oly: That's him! Oh, no! Come on, little bunny. We'll be safe in here!

 * Razputin: (looking over the Meat Circus) Okay, the circus I remember from my childhood was definitely not made of meat-- the last time I checked.
 * Oly: No, bunny, don't go in there! That's a bad place! THAT'S A BAD PLACE FOR BUNNIES!

 * Oly: You gotta help me save the bunny! If he'd just hold still I could catch him and hide him from my dad. He runs a butcher shop. He wants to make food out of them.
 * Ford Cruller: That's right. Morry's old man was a butcher! It looks like your childhood memories of the circus got all mixed up with his childhood memories of his dad's butcher shop.
 * Razputin: My memories were bad enough. This is just gross. Uh oh.
 * Ford Cruller: You'd better keep that kid out of trouble. With your brains all scrambled like this, what happens to him, happens to you!
 * Oly: Ahh! Help!

 * Little Oly: Ahh!! My face!!!!

 * Oly: Help! You gotta help me protect the bunnies!
 * Razputin: Hey, hey. Little Oly. It's okay, those monsters are gone now. The bunnies are safe. We're all safe!
 * Oly: No, it's not safe! He's coming!
 * Razputin: Who's coming?
 * Oly: My dad!
 * Razputin: Your dad... the butcher?
 * Oly: Hē says little bunnies are good for nothing. Nothing but good!
 * Butcher:HEEEEEEEEERE LITTLE BUNNIES!
 * Oly: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
 * Butcher: Don't run or else daddy's gonna' kill ya!

 * Raz's fake father: What's going on here? What have you done to our circus?!
 * Raz: Dad!
 * Raz's fake father: Polluted...perverted...this looks like the work of...mentalists.
 * Raz: I can explain!
 * Raz's fake father: Have you been associating with Psychics?
 * Raz: Dad, I--
 * Raz's fake father: Psychics. Fortune tellers! They killed your grandfather...they cursed our entire family to die in water.
 * Raz: I know, but-
 * Raz's fake father: Including you, Razputin. And me. But I'm going to live. You know why? Because I'm still an acrobat. Let's see if you are...

(Jumps to the top of the tent)
 * Raz's fake father: What's it going to be, son? Die in the water, or show me what you got?

 * Razputin: Oly, are you okay? Where's your dad?
 * Oly: He's over there, talking to your dad...
 * Raz's fake father: He did WHAT?!
 * Razputin: Uh-oh.
 * Raz's fake father: Somebody's gonna get grounded...
 * Oly's father: Make that 'ground'! (laughs evilly)

 * Raz's father: Razputin...[breaks through Raz's mental wall] Razputin! I see your skull is as hard to penetrate as ever.
 * Raz: Dad!
 * Raz's father: What is your brain doing out here in this tank, with this other brain? Who are all those unconscious people? What have you gotten yourself involved with?
 * Raz's fake father: Psychics! He's been cavorting with filthy, cheating psychics!
 * Raz's father: Is that really...is that really how I look in your mind?
 * Raz's fake father: Man, do I hate psychics! And seeing my son happy.
 * Raz's father: I don't hate psychics! I used my psychic connection with you to find you. And to project myself into your mind.
 * Raz: But how can you hate me for being psychic if you're psychic, too?
 * Raz's father: Son. I could never hate you. I only wanted you to be happy, Razputin. And safe. Our family has many enemies.
 * Raz's fake father: Ahhhhhh! [Raz's father PSI-Blasts him into the meat grinder.] AYEEEEE!!!!
 * Raz's father: I have a LOT more hair than that!

 * Raz: Ah! Ah! Bunnies! No! No meat! Ah!
 * Raz's father: Shhh. No more. No more meat. Look.
 * Oly: There you go. Goooood little bunny! Ha ha! Hey, thanks for helping me save the bunnies. And for talking to my dad.
 * Raz: Uh, no problem, little Oly.
 * Oly: Bye! Bye! Wave goodbye, Mr. Bun!
 * Raz: Where's he going?
 * Raz's Father: We're separating the brains now, Razputin. He'll be fine. Let's go inside.
 * Raz: Man, I can't wait to tell you about all the messed up stuff that happened.
 * Raz's father: Oh, I know a lot of it. While you were out I... poked around a bit. Tell me about this Lili person.
 * Raz: Hey!

Ending

 * Coach Morceau Oleander: And so, that brings us to the end. Where, as you can clearly see, the personal demons causing my negative behavior have all been eradicated, leaving me sane once again. This is also corroborated in CAT scan number three, on page fifty-nine of your handouts. On a personal note, I would just like to reiterate how extremely, extremely sorry I am for stealing all of your brains, and trying to take over the world. Mistakes have been made. But this camp is all about education, and I know I, for one, learned plenty. Thanks to that guy right there. Come on up here, Raz!
 * Ford Cruller: We endeavor to build strong minds here, with the power to lift things, to see things, to burn things. But, it's a special quality of your hearts, not your mind, that truly makes a great Psychonaut. This young man has it. We did not give it to him. He got it from someone else, long before he came here. But we. CAN give him this, to honor his mind, his courage, and his heart. Son, we do not normally ask this of someone so young, but it is obvious to us all that you are not average. Will you join us, Razputin? Will you be... a Psychonaut?
 * Lili: Okay, let's be perfectly clear about this. That was the best summer of my whole entire life.
 * Raz: Hey, the summer's not over yet! We can hang out for a couple of weeks still.
 * Lili: My family's out on the East Coast. Where's yours?
 * Raz: They move around a lot.
 * Lili: Hm... Well, you'd better go. Your dad's waiting for you.
 * Raz: Um, well--
 * Lili: Bye.
 * Sasha: Children, it's an emergency. There's been another kidnapping!
 * Coach Oleander: I was here the whole time. You saw me.
 * Sasha: No. this time we know who it is, and that's what scares us.
 * Raz: Who was kidnapped?
 * Milla Truman Zanatto, the Grand Head of the Psychonauts.
 * Lili: Dad?
 * Sasha: Sir, can you teleport this many of us back to headquarters?
 * Ford Cruller: Huh? What? Hey, what are you people doing in my kitchen?! NOW GIT!!!
 * Coach Oleander: Guess we're taking the jet.
 * Milla: Don't worry about your dad, darling. We'll get him back.
 * Sasha: Yes, after all, we'll have Razputin helping us.
 * Raz: I'm going?
 * Sasha: Now how could we do this without our anti-kidnapping specialist?
 * Raz's Father: I've taught you everything I can, Son. Now you go show them. Show them all.
 * Raz: Let's go!

Ford Cruller's Secret Chamber

 * Razputin: What are you doing here at Whispering Rock?
 * Ford Cruller: This training facility is built smack on top of the largest Psitanium deposit known to man. It runs under this whole valley and makes this a very critical area for Psychonauts, so i'm here to look after it. And to make sure you little spoonbenders don't kill each other.

 * Razputin: What's Psitanium?
 * Ford Cruller: Psitanium is a very rare, psychoreactive mineral that crashed here on a meteorite hundreds of years ago. It responds to psychic waves. Focuses them, amplifies them. It can make psychics more psychic, but it can also make unstable people more unstable. Not everyone can handle that much activity in that part of their brain. It can drive them completely out of their gourd. Gives this valley an interesting history.

 * Razputin: I saw you raking leaves. Was that a disguise?
 * Ford Cruller: Er, yes. Well, well I have many disguises. It helps me keep an eye on you kids where ever you go. Heh heh. Now, when I'm in disguise, I may pretend not to recognize you. So don't try to blow my cover, Ok?
 * Razputin: Say no more. Your secret identity is safe with me.

 * Razputin: What does all this equipment do?
 * Ford Cruller: Well, up here it's all intel. Down that hallway is the observation room. No tests going on in there right now. Maybe later. And beneath us I have special machines for rebuilding PSI Challenge Markers and detangling Mental Cobwebs. You should go familiarize yourself with those. They'll come in pretty handy for you.

 * Ford Cruller: Are you ready?
 * Razputin: No, not yet.

[Ford slaps him.]
 * Ford Cruller: How 'bout now?

About Psychonauts

 * I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts: A telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant Godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and shadowy, trenchcoated government agents who disguise themselves as housewives by brandishing rolling pins and talking disjointedly about pies. A game that features all of these things simply cannot be criticized, it's against the law or something.
 * Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, in his review of the game.''

 * I borrowed money, I borrowed a lot of money to keep the studio going. I was personally on the line. I would have been in debt for the rest of my life for the money I borrowed to make payroll.
 * I thought it wasn’t going to happen so I made a speech to the team saying that next week’s payroll was the last payroll, and all the air just went out of the room. Then I went back to my desk and found an email from Majesco and I was like ‘hold on team, don’t walk out the door!’
 * Tim Schafer in "How Psychonauts Almost Killed Double Fine" by Vince Ingenito, IGN, 25 Sep 2015

title: Psychonauts


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Married... with Children

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Married... with Children (1987–1997) was an American sitcom, airing on the FOX network, about a dysfunctional family living in Chicago: Al, a former high school football great now working as a women's shoe salesman; Peg, a lazy, money-grubbing, sexually frustrated, bon-bon eating stay-at-home mom with a sarcastic streak; Bud, the dateless, Machiavellian son; Kelly, the dumb blonde, sexually promiscuous daughter; and Buck, the family dog and only other family member who's lazier than Peg.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7
 * Season 8
 * Season 9
 * Season 10
 * Season 11

Cast

 * Ed O'Neill - Al Bundy
 * Katey Sagal - Margaret "Peggy" Bundy
 * Amanda Bearse - Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy
 * David Garrison - Steve Rhoades
 * Christina Applegate - Kelly Bundy
 * David Faustino - Bud Bundy
 * Ted McGinley - Jefferson D'Arcy

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