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No Barnstars Please

I would like it to be known that I do not accept Barnstars. If you wish to thank me, then please leave a message on my talk page.

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I would also like to thank Tim! for honouring me on wikipedia. I would like to highlight that he gave me his Barnstar before I displayed the no-Barnstar link. I should have created the link before hand, but I was not aware of the Barnstar's existance before then.

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Hi everyone!

I'm ISD. I joined Wikipedia in Febuary 2006 and also joined wikiquote in April 2006. I also suffer from Asperger's Syndrome.

Most of the entries I have edited have been connected to my all-time passion, comedy. Indeed the first article I created was related to Green Wing.

Comedy idols of mine include Chris Morris, Ronnie Barker, Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews, Matt Groening (particually Futurama), Spike Milligan, Stephen Fry, Peter Cook, Douglas Adams, Scott Adams, Tamsin Greig, Harry Hill, Ross Noble, Dara Ó Briain, Jimmy Carr Punt and Dennis and The League of Gentlemen.

I've also seen several live comic perfromances. So far I have seen I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Ross Noble, Jeremy Hardy, Harry Hill, Ben Elton, Dara Ó Briain, Jimmy Carr and Sue Perkins.

Apart from that, I've seen a few comic plays, such as The Ghost Train by Dad's Army's Arnold Ridley, and The Lavender Hill Mob, based on the famous Ealing Comedy.

I'm also a bit of a comedy writer myself, and are currently trying to get work boardcast.

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Talk:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

anyone know where i could find a copy of some of the scripts for these episodes? -

"there is some question why he is referred to as a 'cat with a beak.' " REALLY? "Cat" is a just another way of saying "dude." I refuse to believe that it's THAT old of a reference! In any case, it's in keeping with the '60s jazz swing-style of the theme tune.

Removing Quotes
Just a note here for future editors. Right now I am in the process of fixing formatting of the page. In the process I am also paring down some of the quotes from the episodes to better fit WQ's focus on quotes. I really like this show but many of the great moments are great visual moments and don't translate well as quotes. -- Greyed 17:36, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Done with the reformatting for now. Some of the sections seem a tad long, esp. Phil Ken Sebben's. Most of the episodes are not bad, one or two still feel a bit long. -- Greyed 21:48, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

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Harvey Birdman

 * Get ready to feel the power... of attorney!
 * Hmmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater.
 * Oh, look, I knew this might be difficult... so I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of magazines that I think will explain everything.
 * Wow... that's a man kiss.
 * Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time.
 * [explaining Race and Dr. Quest's relationship to Johnny Quest and Hadji] Your dad and Race were... buddies.
 * Avenger! My personal digital assistant!
 * Oh big falcon deal.
 * I'll take the case!
 * Biiiiiirdman!
 * Not my crest! It gives me my powers... I think.
 * Hmmm, I wonder what that means.
 * All's fair in love and bouncy-bouncy!
 * That means in the future I'm going to have sex! With a woman!
 * Can't...read...my discovery notes...!
 * I'll take the bet!
 * Is that my executive ball clicker?
 * Must Shishi poo poo.
 * "The healing rays of the sun." (Black Vulan) ...In his pants!
 * Where is he? Doesn't he know im trying to KILL- I mean STUN him.
 * YES! [Birdman squeezes through oil covered hole, wearing no pants] BIRDMAN'S CREST ON X'S HELMET!
 * Huh... (Catchphrase)
 * Oy... (Second Catchphrase)
 * White guy

Peanut

 * Oooh, sprechen Sie sexy?
 * Who's feeling Peanutty?
 * you're going down
 * Ai papi, down... Caliente, donde esta Harvey, Harvey esta down
 * Harv, he's faking it! I'm watching him scratch his nose. Look! No, he stop - look! No, there! No, he - ah! Nope, he stopped.
 * Okay, oww.
 * That would be eww.
 * Ah. No no my friend. First taste is always free with the P to the N-U-T.
 * Who rollin' with da nut?
 * [Cleaning his gun] Suns don't kill people. People with suns kill people.
 * [In Japanese, before destroying a car next to Phil Sebben with a bazooka.] It is considered customary in our culture, once a business deal is concluded, to blow something up. Kampai. (In English with Japanesse accent) Peanut.
 * You, Me, Closet, Magic
 * Candyman
 * That your eagle?...Can I pet him?...Does he bite? (Taunting Avenger in first episode)
 * For the lady a Char-mowla. And I'll of course be ordering off the menu. Oh and boy two ouzo spritzers
 * [about X] It's resolved. I'm gonna moon him.
 * [Taunting Avenger]] You too. Caw, caw, caw. Loosely translated: Polly want a beatin'?!
 * Hows about we use the go-away powder on old Chucky here whilst Peanut and Nancy take a little magic carpet ride....Hand me that rope dear.
 * Hi, I'm Peanut. You can be butter, and oh gosh, I guess you can be jelly, and, this is just off the top of my head, how about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Whaddaya say?
 * Wait, wait a minute, am I the only one that sees that she's his... uhhh I'm good.

Phil Ken Sebben

 * [While taking a self-quiz] Are you a generous lover? ... I like to think I am.
 * Fall you bastard! [to Birdman]
 * Oh hello I didn't see you there, I was too busy counting money. Sometimes in stay up 13-14 hours a day but i still can't keep up. Ever get a paper cut from a 7,000 dollar bill? Doesn't tickle. But thats not for you to worry about. No you're just an ordinary employee who will never be burdened by huge sums of money.
 * Ha ha! Not to scale.
 * Ha! Ha! Duck loogey.
 * And it's been brought to my attention that you're not using both sides of the toilet paper, you're wasting a ply.
 * Ready or not, here I come! Ha ha... I wish.
 * [On the door to his office] Phil Ken Sebben..... Ha! Ha! Ha! Boss.
 * Birdman, in here get. In get here in. In... You know what I mean.
 * Shave and a haircut, two ti - whoah, hold on.
 * Now get out of here! I have to go back to reading everyone's emails... over the P.A. system. From: Potamus, Peter! To: Falcón, Blue! Subject: That thing I sent you! Body: Did you get that thing I sent you?
 * And for everyone's safety and security, and to preserve our way of life, I'm taking a drastic step and putting up a security camera. Just one... for safety, security, and omniscient, unblinking information gathering of everyone's activities.
 * You know what I say... Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Ha ha... quicker.
 * If you're not careful, you'll get us all whacked. Ha ha! Body in a woodchipper.
 * While I consider myself to be a benevolent-ish dictator, I have no choice but to introduce a battery of oppressive security measures.
 * Do you know what this means to the firm, the billable hours? I can finally build that lakehouse, and I'll run around naked all day. Ha ha... dangly parts.
 * Ha! Ha! Multiple entendre!
 * I'm Phil Ken Sebben. You may not know me, but I have 12 billion dollars here that says you'll vote me regardless.
 * He's a bear, dammit! Buster Brown and his Hairy Hollyknockers! Have you ever tried to bring one down?
 * Also, I've noticed a couple of you have slipped back into being able to concentrate on your work and somehow managed to control your bowels, which means I have no choice but to terrify you by ratcheting up the alert system a couple of notches to... Blackwatch Plaid! [dramatic music plays]
 * Uppercut Uppercut! Jab Jab!
 * I'm gonna raise the warning system from Blackwatch Plaid to the cover of Rush's seminal album, Moving Pictures.
 * Who's stronger, Birdman?... the addiction or you? [with a mouthful of cigarettes]
 * If it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down....mmmm...maybe.
 * Tell me I'm pretty. I'm a pretty little girl... you didn't hear that.
 * Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!
 * Sit down. Not there! There! There! Not there! There! Ha ha... there.
 * My office! Burgled! Plundered! Purloined! Ha, ha, ha... Loins.
 * I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'm gonna make your bed rock!
 * This man's forgotten more about pain than you'll ever remember, about pain, about forgetting, about.
 * What the-? Rewind! Slo-mo! Hell-o?, and who do we have here? Enhance! Contrast! Tint! Bright! Sleep mode! Vertical hold!
 * Hey lady, I need a yank! Ha ha! Dislocation.
 * God I love your accent. Ha ha! Bi-curious...
 * I have you in my sight ... s.
 * [Looking for his keys] Let's see, gum wrapper, pocket lint, lighter... Ooo! Flamethrower! Ring of power, dunno what that is, roll of quarters... Wait, that's not a roll of... Ah! Here they are! [tries to unlock his door repeatedly, without success] Okay... All right... Here we go... Aaaand, opening. On one. Next time. Spatial relationships. Okie-doke! Come to papa! Male end, female end...
 * To die, to sleep. To sleep, perchance to dream. Aye, there's the rub. Ha ha!... rub.
 * I told you to leave 10 minutes ago. You know what? You're fired. Get out of here... No, really, you're fired, get out. Ha ha! 'Right to work' state.
 * Birdman, help me pass out these coupons. Boob-job [to a girl]... boob-job [to another girl]... boob-job, nose-job, annnnd ass-job [all three to a man]... rhinoplasty [to a man]...rhinoplasty [to another]...hippoplasty [to Potamus].
 * [Taking an eye exam] F!, U!, C!... I can't make out that next one.
 * Shake hand, Kiss baby, Shake hand, kiss baby, Shake hand, Kiss hand, Shake baby, Shake baby, Kiss hand, Shake baby, Shake baby, kiss hand.
 * Long, loose, and full of [sees Gigi's pregnant] juuusus H. Roosevelt! [dives for cover]
 * When I die I'll go to heaven, cause I've spent my time in hell. Grenada, '83.
 * I need your trust. All of it. Slave-ish, on your feet!
 * Ha, ha! Pop go the buttsy on the left-hand side! [cracks his whip]
 * Well, I'm not a vet, but I do have these pliers.
 * [Tranquilizer dart in his crotch] Ha ha! Numby nutkins.
 * Ah bah da da bah da ba! What are you doing child? Some exotic creature could come along try to eat that, choke on it and die. Remember leave no trace behind. No beer for you that's man juice [snags beer]. Now who wants to pump my twelve gauge?
 * Ha ha ha! Final episode stunt-casting!
 * This is M!!!mbutu Jr. What happened was, M!!!mbutu here needed a job for his son. And you needed a paralegal/shaman.
 * You don't need to whisper Birdman, he doesn't understand English.
 * My God, the sex I've had, and forced others to watch.
 * Form a line and tell me who missed me!
 * Gentlemen, I give you the splendor of unspoiled nature! Now, forget about that and imagine a strip mall right over yonder...
 * Ha ha! Surprise twist!
 * Well, I'm not a trainer, but I do have this whip!
 * I would like to welcome you all to the bi-annual..Ha ha ha bi!
 *  He laughs at that. HA HA, that.
 * Ha ha! Last laugh. (last line of the series)
 * Wow. That's a man kiss.
 * Ha Ha! Freudian.
 * EVERYONE GET IN HERE!
 * EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

Myron Reducto

 * Back off! (Catchphrase)
 * Put down the fizzy-gun.
 * I'll make you travel size.
 * I'll make you fun size.
 * I'll make you teensie.
 * Gah! The race war! Its started! Back off!!!
 * Not fair! Not fair! [points gun] Primitive man solving everything with a gun! I will head-shrink you.
 * I missed you last night. At the bar. The bar where you said you'd to meet me. That Bar. I touched a public phone to call you. And you weren't there!
 * The key Birdman, are the three R's. Reduce... I forgot the other ones.
 * So, Mr. Birdman, where do you fit in... full Brazilian!
 * Stay in your lane, hands at ten and two ... Are you going to make a left turn or spend all afternoon indicating? Back off! Shrink gun! Your Excursion will be Expedition-Sized!
 * Don't touch me! Don't touch me!  Ah! My glasses! What have you done with my glasses? Don't touch me! ...Alright, touch me. [While receiving sexual pleasures.]
 * Big bosoms make me nauseous.
 * When I was a kid if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!
 * For the first time in my life I can't shrink something! Dat booty just too fine!
 * Yes Mother, the colonic solution works splendidly. Yes, tiny peanut poo.
 * [Upon seeing Inch High] What was THAT? That was a TINY MAN! [distraught] Smaller than ME!
 * [singing to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"] I feel shrinky, oh so shrinky, I feel shrinky, and dinky...
 * No one warned me that your feet were so... dainty. [Removes witness's shoes] Hello, little goslings.
 * [as a case he is prosecuting in is dismissed] I win, I win, I win, I win, I don't lose, I win!! Oh hell.
 * "Nod, nod at what I'm saying or I'll shoot!"
 * [Upon realizing he cannot effectively shrink Grape Ape] Ahhh! I HAVE MET THE UNSHRINKABLE!

Mentok the Mind Taker

 * Ooo Wee Eee Ooo Weep! Eee Ooo? Weep? Eee Ooo? Alright, maybe later...
 * WHY?! BECAUSE MENTOK WILLS IT SO!!! Proceed.
 * To hell with mind-taking, I'm taking up lip reading.
 * Nope! Too cute! Pocket Nostradamus here thinks he knows the future. Hmmm. Interesting. Because, you see, no one knows the future except me, Mentok, the Mind Taker!
 * Yes! Yes! Mind taking! Stick with the kid, baby!
 * For I am Mentok, the Mind Taker!
 * Zombie guards, seize him! Tell me that's not fun to say.
 * You wanna see some stuff I'm not supposed to show anyone?
 * Hang on; Rome Air 5433, I said heading 325 southwest you disorganized Italian! Oh hell, I'll do it.  (Note: 325 is actually northwest.)
 * All right, whadda we got? Arbitration!  That's for people who are too teeny to go to court, too teensy weeny weeny, weeny teeny.
 * Looks like the squirrel's been showing everyone where he keeps his nuts.
 * Time for plan bee-weeoop.
 * I'm gonna bee-weeoop you silly.
 * Alright, who here is from Massachusetts!? Someone here's thinking an awful lot about Nantucket.
 * [reading the ticker before the words come out] Should...keep...three...days...worth...of...clean...Underwear! No, water. Water? Oh this is so predictable it's throwing me off. Hold on, I've got the remote. Beeeoooo-weep!
 * [asking for a date] I already know, [aside] because I know everything! I'm MENTOK, THE MIND-TAK-- [back to her] that you're not doing anything tonight, but ... are you doing anything tonight?
 * Harvey, We think you have a problem. Actually we know you have a problem. Because I'm Mentok the mind taker. Booweeoop.
 * Alright let's play rock, paper, Mentok. One. Two. Shoot!, Mentok. I win get down here.
 * [To police]No one takes the Mind Taker not when there are minds to Mentake!
 * Alaka-Bee-weeoop! Old School.
 * We don't borrow; we don't rent; we don't lease: We TAKE the mind... So in conclusion, we are?... Takers?
 * You know what we call that!? MIND-TAKING, BABY! Accept NO SUBSTITUTES!
 * I am Mentok, (Shado messes with his mind) THE MIND-TOKER, I mean... Mentok, (Shado messes with his mind again) THE MILF SPUNKER, oh I see... nice trick.
 * Eenie, meenie, miney, MIND-SWAP!!!!
 * Boo-weeoop Ooh-wee-ooop! It's the helmets, they're aluminum foil, right? I can't, that doesn't work with what I do.
 * Cheeseburger, french fries, chocolate shake...somebody's mind I's about to take...
 * That's Mind-Taking baby!
 * I didn't feel the love! Oh, wait, wait, hold on one second...beeeeeeeee-weeeeeoooopppp...nope, no love.

Peter Potamus

 * You get that thing I sent ya? (or sencha)(catchphrase)
 * Hey hey, there he is! (catchphrase)
 * 'What the-?' (catchphrase)
 * 'Mein Gott!' (catchphrase)
 * You get that ring I sent ya? (to Gigi)
 * Gigi! You look absolutely... [sees that she's pregnant] Gotta go!
 * You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
 * Hey HA HA'S! [zooms to lady out the window] You're hired!
 * 'Is he gone...?' (catchphrase when hiding)
 * Sencha! (catchphrase)
 * Now is the time to grieve...(attractive woman walks by)..and then we move on
 * I got it! The problem was there is not tea in the cup.

Black Vulcan

 * ...In his pants! (Catchphrase)
 * [explaining how he left the SuperFriends] They said it was some sort of budget thing. But I think it's because I complained that they were always pairin' me up with a white SuperFriend, like I was gonna start super-lootin' the minute they weren't watchin'. And you think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell, no! I used to go by SUPER Volt, "Black Vulcan" was Aquaman's idea. And I said, well, maybe we should just call you White Fish.
 * Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded wife... in your pants?
 * [Girl said "Wanna go downtown for a creme soda... if you know what I mean...] I'm feeling very uncomfortable... in my pants.

Azul Falcón (Señor Antonio de Rimberra Garcia Azul Falcón)

 * Oh, you Americans and your...'logic'.
 * Expensive and beautiful silk panty garments – for everyone!
 * My mother's maiden name?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 * Now we make...PARTY! (Catchphrase)
 * Now...we make FUNERAL!
 * I am forever grateful...slash vengeful.
 * Señor Birdman, would you honor me and my husband by, how you say, expectorating on me?

Misc.

 * Debbie: Shoyu Weenie here to see you... It's a Japanese band.
 * Debbie: Your 12 O' Clock lunch client is here...for tommorow
 * Dvd: Who's got efficient nipples?
 * Dvd: Name change is 30 billable hours. 80 if you pad it.
 * Devlin: It says right here, diagnosis: Fractured Ass!
 * Apache Chief: My lap!

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Talk:Louis Armstrong

Quote on 'some people'
I've read in an article that Louis Armstrong quoted saying: "There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them." I don't see it on the page, but can't post it without knowing the source. I'm also wondering what did he really meant by it. I find it prett vague. --Unbreakable_MJ 14:36, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Unsourced

 * At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner..
 * A reference to the anti-marijuana laws of the 1930s

 * All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song.
 * In a 1956 concert recording, Big Bill Broonzy used this line by way of explaining why he was about to sing "The Glory of Love" in a venue he was sharing with Pete Seeger.

 * It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics...dope and all of that crap. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.

 * There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

 * In between sets or in intermissions during concerts, Mr. Armstrong and some of the younger musicians would head out the back entrance for some marijuana cigarrettes. While the others enjoyed some fine mexican product, Mr. Armstrong would bring out his "New Orleans Golden Leaf". The others were not impressed. This went on for some time but after a while of Mr. Armstrong smoking the others stuff with them they, in a bantering manner, asked him: -"What ever happened to your New Orleans Golden Leaf"?. To this Mr. Armstrong replied: -"Shit son, that would be like bringing a hamburger to a banquet".

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User:Fadookie

I was an anonymous user here for a while, under the IP adress 66.47.226.206. I figured it was about time to get myself a real account. My main userspace is at w:User:Fadookie.

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Clerks: The Animated Series

Clerks: The Animated Series is an American adult animated sitcom based on the 1994 film Clerks.

Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has An Important Decision To Make [1.1]

 * Dante: What were you thinking, Silas?
 * Silas: I-I'm s-sorry, Mr. Dante, but they said you wouldn't care because your expectations for a fair deal have been dulled after years spent at this soul-crushing, less-than-minimum-wage hellhole.
 * Dante: You got me there.

 * Leonardo Leonardo: After years abroad and seeing all there is to see in New Jersey; schooled at Eton and Oxford, New Jersey; I am come to stay!

 * Random Person: Don't you know?! He has returned!
 * Randal: Uh, oh.... Jesus?

 * [After Leonardo has just unveiled the newly constructed Leonardo Tower]
 * Dante: I find it hard to believe that no one noticed that either.
 * Jay: It looks like a big bong!
 * [A small dog walks by]
 * Jay: [pointing at the dog] Hey, that looks like a big bong, too!
 * Leonardo: For too long, the miserable corner store has been a haven for ludicrous price gouging, and rude, poorly-trained clerks.
 * Dante: You think he's talking about us?
 * Randal: No.
 * Leonardo: With names like 'Dante', and 'Handel'.
 * Randal: Randal!
 * Leonardo: Today marks the dawn of a new era. I give you, the people of Leonardo - the future!
 * [Pulls rope, unveiling another massive building]
 * [Crowd is silent, except for an isolated cough]
 * Leonardo: ...It's a new convenience store! Quick-ER Stop!...Eh? Yes?
 * [Crowd begins cheering]
 * Dante: This doesn't bode well for us.
 * Randal: Quicker Stop...I don't get it.
 * Jay: Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen!

 * [Dante and Randal walking along a building by rope]
 * Randal: We're almost there.
 * [A flower pot falls horizontally and breaks]
 * Dante: Why are we walking like this?
 * [The camera turns revealing they were walking on level ground]

 * [Dante and Randal talking to Leonardo Leonardo regarding his newly built desk.]
 * Leonardo: What do you think of my desk? I made it myself. And I have all these pieces left.
 * Dante: It uh…looks great.
 * Randal: It's a piece of crap. It looks like it was built by a Re-Re.
 * Dante: What are you doing?!
 * Leonardo: Ah hah! It does, doesn't it!

 * Dante: I hope there are no hard feelings, sir.
 * Leonardo Leonardo: Well played, clerks. I underestimated you once, but never again. I vow that my vengeance won't be swift or entertaining. I will draw it out over decades in such a subtle fashion that you'll have to wonder whether the misery in your life is either manifest or the machinations of Leonardo Leonardo or . . . a third thing. Good evening.

 * Jay: Hi. I'm Jay.
 * Silent Bob: and I'm Silent Bob.
 * Charles Barkley: and I'm Charles Barkley.
 * Jay: What the hell are you doin' here?

The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives [1.2]

 * Randal: Good morning.
 * Dante: It's 11:59.
 * Randal: Still technically the morning.
 * Locksmith: He's got you there!

 * Jay: If we had a lightsaber, I could voom-voom, snikt, snikt, snikt, woooaaa Jedi, slice up tubby here (gesturing to Silent Bob), crawl inside him and we could stay warm for the night.

 * [Flashback to when Dante and Randal were working in Ye Olde Quick Stoppe in England.]
 * Customer: Pack of fags.
 * Randal: You're a fag!
 * Customer: It's a cigarette, mate.
 * Randal: I'm not your mate, fag!
 * [Randal jumps over the counter and tackles the customer. Back to present.]
 * Dante: Boy, it wasn't until years later that we found out what "fag" really meant. Right, mate?
 * Randal: [shoves Dante] You're a fag!
 * Dante: No, a fag's a cigarette, remember?
 * Randal: [shoves Dante again] You're a cigarette!

 * Jay: I remember when we were by this metal thing with a knob...
 * [Jay and Bob unlock door and jump into freezer]
 * Jay: Snooch to the nooch!
 * Dante: Of course we remember that, that was five minutes ago.
 * Jay: Like Deja-frickin'-vu.
 * Dante: Well, that was pointless.
 * Jay: Yeah.

 * Girl: Oh my god! It's Jay and Silly Bob!
 * Silent Bob: That's Silent Bob.
 * Boy: And NBA great Charles Barkley!
 * Charles Barkley: Hi, kids!
 * Jay: I thought we told you to get outta here!

Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store [1.3]

 * Randal: Look how scared he is. He's shaking.
 * Dante: No, he's masturbating.
 * Randal: Yeah, but it's out of fear.

 * (The Chief of Police, dressed as the McDonald's character Officer Big Mac, is holding a press conference about the deadly Mutaba Virus)
 * Steve-Dave: Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
 * Chief of Police: No!... Yes... Look, does anyone have a question about the deadly virus that could kill us all?
 * Male Reporter: Could the virus kill the Grimace?
 * Chief of Police: Nothing can kill the Grimace.

 * Narrator: Owing to the recent lawsuit by Dustin Hoffman over alleged unofficial use of his likeness, the part of Dustin Hoffman in Randal's mental calculations will be played by... Al Pacino!
 * Randal: Oh my God, it's happening! Just like in that (AL PACINO) movie!

 * Major Baklava: Follow me to the Command Center.
 * Dante: This is just a coffee machine.
 * Major Baklava: (annoyed) Welcome to the Command Center!.

 * Major Baklava: Okay then. Other than watching you die, there's really nothing else we can do here.

 * Dante: No, I know there's no virus, because you think there is. Name me one time you've been right about anything.
 * Randall: What about that time I said "there's two great jobs down at the Block of Stores? Excellent pay, huge opportunities for advancement, we'll do it for six months and then move on"? [Realizes] Oh, my God! You're right, I'm always wrong!

 * Stealth Bomber Pilot: Now hold on a second there, Dante. Sometimes, it's hard not to be gay.

 * [After Dante has saved the town by reluctantly (and fraudulently) admitting that he's gay]
 * Major Baklava: Way to go, you beautiful gay bastard!

 * [After he and Jay both beat Charles Barkley senseless]
 * Silent Bob: WE do the "Science Sez" segments. GOT IT?

A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers [1.4]

 * Jay: Hey, yo clerks! You- [slips on soda on the floor and falls] I think that stuff just kicked in, Silent Bob.

 * Randal: Show us on the doll where they touched you!
 * Dante: Nobody touched me.
 * Randal: Who was it? There's no hiding from your past!  Who touched you?
 * Dante: I hate you.

 * [Randal addresses an all African-American jury of professional basketball players.]
 * Randal: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Dante Hicks is just like you: he looooves Grape Soda. He knows what it's like when the guy behind the counter won't take your "food stamps."  He knows what it's like to wait all month for your "welfare check."

 * [Randal calls Dante at 7:59 to tell him he can take care of the Quick Stop by himself.]
 * Dante: [sleepily] Just call if you need anything.
 * Randal: [on the phone] Oh, like that'll happen.
 * [Dante hangs up the phone the clock turns to 8:00. The phone rings. Dante Picks up the phone and hears glass breaking and screaming.]
 * Dante: Hello?!
 * Randal: Umm...hello.
 * Dante:What's all that racket?!
 * Randal:That's..the..TV.
 * Angry Guy on phone:I'm gonna burn this place to the ground and pee pee on the ashes!!
 * Dante[Panicky]:Oh my God, who's that?!
 * Randal:That...that's Regis.
 * Angry Guy: Who are you talking to, BOY?!! [more glass breaking] Answer me!!!
 * Angry Guy 2: Maybe he'll answer to this!
 * [chainsaw revs up and more screaming is heard]
 * Dante: Randal!
 * Randal: Maybe you better get down here.

 * Randal: Hey, are you the biggest idiot ever?
 * Dante: No, you are.
 * Randal: Okay, this isn't a dream then.

=== Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando, Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High School Reunion [1.5] ===

 * [Dante and Leonardo wobble through the school trophy hallway, drunk.]
 * Dante: Stupid reunion.
 * Leonardo: Yeah, stupid.
 * Dante: Look at that trophy. I never won a trophy! And now they don't even remember me! I was the manager!
 * Leonardo: I was the manager of...
 * Dante: Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... Good night.
 * [Dante passes out and Leonardo follows.]

[Showing the photo to captain]
 * Dante: I found a yearbook. Look, there I am in the team picture.
 * Captain: I don't see any manager.
 * Dante: See? I'm right there, that's my arm. They cropped me out.
 * Captain: Right.
 * Dante: What about this picture? It proves I was the team manager.

[Cut to photo of the team sticking Dante into a toilet head first]
 * Captain: Yearbook photos are pretty easy to fake. See?

[Cut to photo of Randal edited into the famous photograph of Vietnamese general Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a prisoner; the caption reads "Randal Graves - Best Hall Monitor"]
 * Captain: All right! Anyone who was ever remotely connected to the baseball team, there's gonna be a private party in my van. BYOB. But first, let's beat this guy up again for trying to be like us even though he's still different.

The Last Episode Ever [1.6]

 * Dante: Okay, that's it. We're going back to our roots! Nothing but old school Clerks!
 * [cartoon animals come out of nowhere]
 * Cartoon Donkey: Yup! We're keepin' it real!

 * Randal: Those rides are put together by junkies and alcholics.
 * Dante: No they're not.
 * Alcoholic: Do you guys sell Elmer's Glue and thumbtacks? We're trying to put together a Tilt-A-Whirl.
 * Junkie: Do you guys sell black tar heroin?
 * Dante: No, and no.
 * Alcoholic: Well, rubber bands it is.

 * Dante: I've gotta try Caitlin again. She's gonna think I stood her up!
 * Randal: Ah, the old "stand 'em up and make 'em think you couldn't care less about 'em". Randal's first rule of dating etiquette.
 * Dante: You haven't had a date in two years!
 * Randal: Randal's second rule of dating etiquette.

 * Dante: What?! Caitlin has a kissing booth? Like for charity?
 * Jay: Yeah, only it don't cost nothin', and it's not for charity.
 * [Jay leaves, and comes back in a short time later.]
 * Jay: And there's no booth.
 * [Jay leaves and comes back again.]
 * Jay: And it's more than just kissing.
 * [Jay leaves and comes back again.]
 * Jay: And you don't have to be a guy.
 * [Jay leaves and comes back again.]
 * Jay: Dude, she's cheating on you.

 * Jay: No time, man. Me and Silent Bob have an appointment at the gorilla cage. We've come to the conclusion that we need more gorillas in our empty lives.

 * Dante: I told you hating the Golden Girls would result in something like this!
 * Randal: I regret nothing! Sic semper, Bea Arthur.

 * Randal: Uh, hi. This is USA Today. We're polling Americans on their spelling acumen for one of those cool color graphs we do. Could you please spell the phrase "I cup"?
 * President Clinton: I, I don't understand.
 * Randal:What's to understand? Just spell, "I cup,".
 * President Clinton: I don't get it.
 * Randal: Man, I-C-U-P, get it? (I see you pee.)
 * [Cut to Air Force One's bathroom; President Clinton is on the toilet]
 * President Clinton: Y-you do?
 * Randal: What? Sure, whatever. Bye.

 * [Dante and Randal in a blank room]
 * Dante: Where are we?
 * Randal: This is The Matrix, Neo.
 * Dante: I'm not Neo, and this isn't The Matrix.
 * Randal: Oh yeah? Beef jerky.
 * [rows of jerky suddenly appear, Randal takes one and eats it]
 * Randal: Mmm, The Matrix is telling my brain this is turkey jerky.

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Talk:Clerks: The Animated Series

Split from Clerks.
I created this article from the section formerly in Clerks. Since it's unclear what the proper policy is to maintain attribution in this case (there's no clear WP or WQ guideline, and a discussion at WP's Village Pump did not yield an authoritative result), I'm going to copy the edit history from the original article here, to avoid any problems (other than a longer talk page): * (cur) (last) 2006-04-14 11:20:15 LrdChaos (merge from Clerks, cleanup) * (cur) (last) 2006-03-17 13:45:57 64.26.160.69 (→Clerks The Animated Series Quotes) * (cur) (last) 2006-03-14 03:24:54 161.184.194.169 (→Randal Graves) * (cur) (last) 2006-02-14 15:50:53 129.62.113.183 (merge) * (cur) (last) 2006-01-04 14:28:38 UDScott * (cur) (last) 2005-12-03 00:06:06 Gflores (→Miscellaneous Quotes) * (cur) (last) 2005-12-03 00:02:47 Gflores m (→Dante Hicks) * (cur) (last) 2005-12-02 23:52:27 Gflores (→Randal Graves) * (cur) (last) 2005-12-02 23:43:09 Gflores m (→Randal Graves) * (cur) (last) 2005-12-02 23:37:31 129.62.113.183 (→Randal Graves) * (cur) (last) 2005-12-02 23:18:08 129.62.113.183 (→Dante Hicks) * (cur) (last) 2005-12-01 22:24:04 4.89.129.46 (→Clerks The Animated Series Quotes) * (cur) (last) 2005-10-25 00:15:06 207.200.116.71 * (cur) (last) 2005-09-04 23:20:33 209.112.152.115 (→Dante Hicks) * (cur) (last) 2005-09-04 23:20:17 209.112.152.115 (→Repeated Quotes) * (cur) (last) 2005-08-29 18:08:58 204.39.208.180 (→Jay and Silent Bob) * (cur) (last) 2005-07-07 07:37:03 Aphaia m (+cat) * (cur) (last) 2005-06-12 21:25:25 Jeffq m (Italicized/bolded title.) * (cur) (last) 2005-05-06 12:12:59 Joe Beaudoin Jr. m (corrected spelling) * (cur) (last) 2005-05-06 00:22:05 Joe Beaudoin Jr. * (cur) (last) 2005-05-06 00:19:36 Joe Beaudoin Jr.

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User:LrdChaos/Quotes

This page lists various quotes I've used at the top of my user page. The newest quotes will be at the top.

 * There's no longer shine on this burned-out rainbow
 * After All by Collective Soul''

 * Leaven: What is out there? Worth: Boundless human stupidity…
 * Cube

 * If everything is nothing, then are we anything? Is it better to be better than to be anything?
 * Einstein on the Beach by the Counting Crows

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Monogamy

Monogamy is the custom or condition of having only one mate. The word monogamy comes from the Greek word monos, which means one or alone, and the Greek word gamos, which means marriage or union.

Quotes

 * Monogamy among animals is a matter of biology. So is monogamy among human beings. But in the human case, monogamy is more. It is also a matter of psychology, sociology, anthropology, economics, law, ethics, theology, literature, history, philosophy, and most of the remaining humanities and social sciences as well.

 * My husband was not faithful. He thought monogamy was a type of wood. I'm like, "Honey, no — monogamy's when you just sleep with your wife." He's like, "No,— that's monotony."
 * Andrea Walker, comedian, Funny Ladies, Vol. 3 (2004)

 * It's foolish for society to impose the restriction of one man to the married woman. I'm not advocating sexual promiscuity but I think it's possible for a woman to have many kinds of [sexual] relationships with many men and that shouldn't affect the status of the marriage.
 * Suzy Chaffee, Olympic skier, Suzy Chaffee: The Liberated Beauty, Beaver County Times, (March 17, 1975)

 * I don't think it's possible to be in love with two people. I think you can love two people - but being in love is a one-on-one personal feeling.
 * Cheryl Ladd, Cheryl Ladd satisfied with 'Crossings', The Reading Eagle, (February 23, 1986)

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User talk:287750

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Jan Kaim

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. — Jaxl 19:14, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Jan Kaim

 * Not notable. ~ UDScott 13:34, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (4 Deletes; no dissent). -- Robert 19:14, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, the only reference I can find to someone of this name is a 15-year old high school student, which certainly does not seem to be notable enough for inclusion here. ~ UDScott 13:34, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete unless evidence of notability provided. No Wikipedia article. If this is indeed the high schooler who worked on a Colchester Theater Company website and who was quoted in a Burlington Free Press article dated today about a school reopening (as seems likely given the physical location of the anonymous editor's IP address), it's slightly unusual in that this person was actually mentioned in a newspaper. By itself, however, this doesn't make a person notable. (Unnotable I can make the same claim to semi-fame from my college years.) If we decide to delete, we should also remove Kaim's quotes from Imagination, Time, and Writing, as well as speedy-delete the redirect Jan P. Kaim (which was originally a duplication of Jan Kaim). I must say, I'd like to have this editor working toward non-vanity ends, as  he's admirably thorough. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 17:01, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, unless someone can show notability. —LrdChaos 19:48, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. nn. Note: article was blanked by an anon, probably the creator himself. jni 08:20, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

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Talk:Wilson Mizner

Blackie Nolan
I was just informed, by Carl Nolte, writer for the San Francisco Chronicle, as they feature his series commemorating this 100th anniversary of the April 18, 1906 Quake and Fires, that Wilson Mizner was the real-life basis for the character "Blackie Nolan", played by Clark Gable in the 1936 film classic "San Francisco". I am now researching him a little bit, and welcome discussion here on this and related facts. 14:25, 14 April 2006 67.177.171.12

 * Yes. In Kiss Hollywood Goodbye, Anita Loos writes that she and Bob Hopkins "wrote that movie to the glory of Wilson Mizner... we named the Mizner character 'Blackie Norton' [sic]." Ubiquity (talk) 20:38, 8 May 2022 (UTC)

Anita Loos
Near the end of her Kiss Hollywood Goodbye Anita Loos talks about her relationship with Mizner and offers some more quotes. No I don't have them handy. Sorry. 70.109.170.42 21:11, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

 * I have this book. Yes, she provides some quotes, but none are particularly notable. They are mostly in Chapter 12, "It's love that makes the world go square." Ubiquity (talk) 20:10, 8 May 2022 (UTC)

Unsourced
Wikiquote no longer allows unsourced quotations, and they are in process of being removed from our pages (see Wikiquote:Limits on quotations); but if you can provide a reliable, precise and verifiable source for any quote on this list please move it to Wilson Mizner. --Antiquary 12:59, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

 * A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

 * I've been seeing Hollywood films for years and I think the real heroes are in the audience

 * Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

 * God help those who do not help themselves.

 * He'd steal a hot stove and come back for the smoke.

 * I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

 * I hate careless flattery- the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.

 * I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.

 * I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

 * Most open minds should be closed for repair.

 * Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

 * The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

 * The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

 * The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

 * The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat thrown over him.

 * The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

 * The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.

 * Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

 * When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl.

 * Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.
 * On his deathbed, to a priest

 * Working for Warner Brothers is like fucking a porcupine: it's a hundred pricks against one.

 * You sparkle with larceny.

 * You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

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Talk:Bjarne Stroustrup

Attributed quotes
I put some of the quotes on the page into an Attributed section, even though Stroustrup does say that he said them (or something like them) in his FAQ. I don't believe that the FAQ is a strong source to use for the quotes, especially since it's not where they first appeared (and are merely being echoed there). —LrdChaos 19:41, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Unsourced Quotes
The first two unsourced quotes ("An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only." and "Design and programming are human activities; forget that and all is lost.") are both found in The C++ Programming Language, Third Ed and may exist in previous editions (they're in the three chapters where Stroustrup lays out his ideas of software development).

Unsourced

 * If it doesn't compile on my computer - it doesn't exist.
 * A comment made by Dr. Stroustrup in his C++0x class at Texas A&M University on April 14, 2009

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Robert Gallo

Robert Charles Gallo (born March 23, 1937) is a U.S. biomedical researcher. He is best known for his role in identifying the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) as the infectious agent responsible for the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) although his role and this discovery remains controversial.

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 * It is time now to introduce my friend Peter Duesberg. Where do I begin? At NIH, Peter is sometimes known as the battling bulldog. He gets his teeth into something and 1 year, 5 years, 10 years, 20 years later those teeth are still sunk in it...[...]...He began working with retroviruses . Peter the biochemist. This really led to the first molecular and genetically defined transforming gene, the Src gene. A great deal of this brilliant and original, the real critical aspects, was and Blood Transfusion vol.29 p. 1, 1985.
 * On Peter Duesberg

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 * Dr. Mikovits joined NIH in 1980 as a Postdoctoral Scholar in Molecular Virology at the National Cancer Institute and began a 20-year collaboration with Frank Ruscetti, a pioneer in the field of human retro virology. She helped Dr Russetti isolate the HIV virus and link it to #AIDS in 1983. Her NIH boss Anthony Fauci delayed publication of that critical paper for 6 months to let his protégé Robert Gallo replicate, publish and claim credit. The delay in mass HIV testing let AIDS further spread around the globe and helped Fauci win promotion to director NIAID.
 * Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in The Truth About Fauci—Featuring Dr. Judy Mikovits,Children's Health Defense  (20 April 2020)
 * Note: In 2007, Mikovits met a co-discoverer of (XMRV), Robert Silverman, at a conference. Silverman had found XMRV sequences, which are highly similar to mouse genomic sequences, in  specimens several years earlier. Using tools obtained from Silverman, Mikovits began to look for XMRV in her CFS samples. In late 2008, a graduate student, who subsequently was hired as her technician, obtained two positive results from a group of twenty samples. He and Mikovits successively altered the experimental conditions until all samples gave a positive signal. In 2009, Mikovits and co-workers reported in the journal Science that they had detected XMRV DNA in CFS patients and control subjects. Negative results were published soon after, disputing Mikovits's findings. Two of the original authors of this paper subsequently reanalyzed the samples used in the research and found that the samples were contaminated with XMRV plasmid DNA, leading them to publish a partial retraction of their original results. In December 2011,  after a request by first author Robert Silverman, the editors of Science retracted the paper in its entirety. On September 29, 2011, Mikovits was terminated by the WPI due to disputes over the control of lab samples and the integrity of her work; she subsequently came under investigation for alleged manipulation of data in her publications related to XMRV. (See )

 * When Frank Ruscetti was out of town, I received a call from Dr. Fauci and he demanded that I give him our manuscript on the isolation and confirmation of HIV, while it was still in press. I refused to do that because it’s unethical. These manuscripts are confidential and only authors can give him a copy... He threatened to fire me for insubordination but still I refused. It’s unethical... When Frank Ruscetti returned a few weeks later, he gave the manuscript to Dr. Fauci, and Dr. Fauci purposely delayed the publication of our manuscript in order that his crony, Dr. Robert Gallo, could copy our work and submit a competing manuscript and get it into press before ours. On May 4, 1984, Dr. Robert Gallo famously published a series of papers demonstrating that a retrovirus he’d isolated was the cause of AIDS.
 * Judy Mikovits quoted by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in The Truth About Fauci—Featuring Dr. Judy Mikovits,Children's Health Defense   (20 April 2020)

 * Appropriating her (Judy Mikovits') work wasn’t the worst of it. This delayed the development of testing and spread the HIV epidemic through the world, killing millions.
 * Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in The Truth About Fauci—Featuring Dr. Judy Mikovits,Children's Health Defense  (20 April 2020)

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Walter Gilbert

Walter Gilbert (born March 21, 1932) is an American physicist, biochemist, entrepreneur, and molecular biology pioneer. He was awarded the 1980 Nobel Prize in Chemistry with Paul Berg and Frederick Sanger.

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 * [Duesberg] is absolutely correct in saying that no one has proven that AIDS is caused by the AIDS virus. And he is absolutely correct that the virus cultured in the laboratory may not be the cause of AIDS.
 * Hippocrates (Sept./Oct. 1988)

 * The community as a whole doesn't listen patiently to critics who adopt alternative viewpoints. Although the great lesson of history is that knowledge develops through the conflict of viewpoints. If you simply have a consensus, it generally stultifies. It fails to see the problems of that consensus and it depends on the existence of critics to break up that iceberg and permit knowledge to develop. This is in fact one of the underpinnings of democratic theory. It is one of the reasons why we believe in notions of free speech and it's one of the great forces in terms of intellectual development.
 * Meditel (1990)

 * I would not be surprised if there were another cause of AIDS and even that HIV is not involved.
 * As quoted in Omni (June 1993)

 * I am afraid that those comments go back to the late 80's. At that time I was a skeptic — the argument based on Koch's postulates to try to distinguish between cause and association. … Today I would regard the success of the many antiviral agents which lower the virus titers (to be expected) and also resolve the failure of the immune system (only expected if the virus is the cause of the failure) as a reasonable proof of the causation argument
 * Personal communication (4 April 2006) quoted in "Well, someone has to do it" at Moment of Science (July 2006)

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Peter Duesberg

Peter H. Duesberg (born December 2, 1936, in Germany) is an award-winning professor of molecular and cell biology at the University of California, Berkeley. His controversial claims regarding HIV are considered to be fringe by most of the established scientific community.

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 * There are no slow retroviruses, only slow retrovirologists.
 * Spin (June 1992)

 * They have hyped up HIV into this super-rapist but in reality the damn thing can hardly get an erection.
 * Times of London (11 May 1992)

 * Epidemiology is like a bikini: what is revealed is interesting; what is concealed is crucial.
 * PNAS (Feb. 1991)

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User talk:195.93.21.8

I restored quotes you removed from the Ruhollah Khomeini page. Quotes, especially those with cited dates or sources should not be removed with out a clear reason, and if quotes are altered or variants added there should be some citable reason for doing so. ~ Rumour 20:51, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

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Category talk:Science fiction authors

Why is Ender's Shadow listed as a Science fiction author?

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