text:
Clarence Darrow

Clarence Darrow (18 April 1857 – 13 March 1938) was an American lawyer, most famous for having defended teenaged thrill killers Leopold and Loeb in their trial for murdering 14 year old Bobby Franks (1924), and for defending John T. Scopes in the so-called "Monkey" Trial (1925), opposing William Jennings Bryan.

Quotes

 * In the great flood of human life that is spawned upon the earth, it is not often that a man is born.
 * Funeral oration for John Peter Altgeld (14 March 1902); published in an appendix to The Story of My Life (1932)

 * Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the brain and soul of man. She will have nothing from him who will not give her all. She knows that his pretended love serves but to betray. But when once the fierce heat of her quenchless, lustrous eyes has burned into the victim's heart, he will know no other smile but hers.
 * Funeral oration for John Peter Altgeld (14 March 1902)

 * With all their faults, trade-unions have done more for humanity than any other organization of men that ever existed. They have done more for decency, for honesty, for education, for the betterment of the race, for the developing of character in man, than any other association of men.
 * ‘The Open Shop’, in The Railroad Trainman (November 1909)
 * Man does not live by truth, but by the illusions that his brain conceives.
 * Funeral oration for J. Howard Moore, as quoted in "Clarence Seward Darrow, 1857-1938" (1953) by Ray Ginger, p. 60

 * It is often said that the accused should be given an immediate trial; that this and subsequent proceedings should not be hindered by delay; that the uncertainties of punishment furnish the criminal with the hope of escape and therefore do not give the community the benefit of the terror that comes with the certainty of punishment that could prevent crime. I can see no basis in logic or experience for this suggestion. It is based on the theory that punishment is not only a deterrent to crime, but the main deterrent. It comes from the idea that the criminal is distinct from the rest of mankind, that vengeance should be sure and speedy and that then crime would be prevented. If this were true and the only consideration to prevent crime, then the old torture chamber and the ancient prison with all its hopelessness and horror should be restored. Logic, humanity and experience would protest against this. If there is to be any permanent improvement in man and any better social order, it must come mainly from the education and humanizing of man. I am quite certain that the more the question of crime and its treatment is studied the less faith men have in punishment.
 * Crime : Its Cause And Treatment (1922) Ch. 36 "Remedies"

 * I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure — that is all that agnosticism means.
 * Scopes Trial, Dayton, Tennessee (13 July 1925)

 * If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach it in the public school, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools, and the next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers. Soon you may set Catholic against Protestant and Protestant against Protestant, and try to foist your own religion upon the minds of men. If you can do one you can do the other. Ignorance and fanaticism is ever busy and needs feeding. Always it is feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers, tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lectures, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, your honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth century when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind.
 * Scopes Trial, Dayton, Tennessee (13 July 1925)

 * All men do the best they can. But none meet life honestly and few heroically.
 * As quoted in Infidels and Heretics : An Agnostic's Anthology (1929) edited by Clarence Darrow and Wallace Rice, p. 206

 * The purpose of life is living. Men and women should get the most they can out of their lives. The smallest, tiniest intellect may be quite as valuable to society as the largest. It may be still more valuable to itself: it may have all the capacity for enjoyment that the wisest has. The purpose of man is like the purpose of the pollywog — to wriggle along as far as he can without dying; or to hang on until death takes him.
 * As quoted in Infidels and Heretics : An Agnostic's Anthology (1929) edited by Clarence Darrow and Wallace Rice, pp. 206 - 207

 * I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.
 * Speech in Toronto (1930); as quoted in "Breaking the Last Taboo" (1996) by James A. Haught
 * Variant: I believe that religion is the belief in future life and in God. I don’t believe in either. I don’t believe in God as I don’t believe in Mother Goose.
 * As quoted in Jesus: Myth Or Reality? (2006) by Ian Curtis
 * Religion is the belief in future life and in God. I don't believe in either.
 * As quoted in The New York Times (19 April 1936)

 * There is no such thing as justice — in or out of court.
 * Interview in Chicago (April 1936)

 * Chase after the truth like all hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.
 * The Sign (May 1938) This has been misquoted as: The pursuit of truth will set you free; even if you never catch up with it.

 * I feel as I always have, that the earth is the home and the only home of man, and I am convinced that whatever he is to get out of his existence he must get while he is here.
 * As quoted in a eulogy for Darrow by Emanuel Haldeman-Julius (1938)

 * I am an Agnostic because I am not afraid to think. I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.
 * As quoted in a eulogy for Darrow by Emanuel Haldeman-Julius (1938)

 * Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man. I'm not worried about my soul.
 * In a debate with religious leaders in Kansas City, as quoted in a eulogy for Darrow by Emanuel Haldeman-Julius (1938)

 * Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
 * As quoted in Foundations of Democracy: A Series of Debates (1939) by Thomas Vernor Smith and Robert Alphonso Taft, p. 10

 * When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
 * As quoted in Clarence Darrow for the Defense (1941) by Irving Stone, Ch. 6

 * History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
 * As quoted in Peter's Quotations: Ideas For Our Time (1977) edited by Laurence J. Peter, p. 248

 * I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.
 * As quoted in Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do by Peter McWilliams, from 2000 Years of Disbelief (1996) edited by James A Haught p. 817

 * Hell, that's why they make erasers.
 * On mistakes, reported in Irving Stone, Clarence Darrow for the Defense (1941), p. 75

Resist Not Evil (1904)

 * Full text online

 * Every government on earth is the personification of violence and force, and yet the doctine of non-resistance is as old as human thought — even more than this, the instinct is as old as life upon the earth.
 * p. 12

 * That men should ‘turn the other cheek,’ should ‘love their enemies,’ should ‘resist not evil,’ has ever seemed fine to teach to children, to preach on Sundays, to round a period in a senseless oratorical flight; but it has been taken for granted that these sentiments cannot furnish the real foundation for strong characters or great states. p. 13

 * The nation that would to-day disarm its soldiers and turn its people to the paths of peace would accomplish more to its building up than by all the war taxes wrung from its hostile and unwilling serfs.
 * p. 27

 * To disband the armies and destroy the forts, to diffuse love and brotherhood, and peace and justice in the place of war and strife, could tend only to the building up of character, the elevation of the soul, and the strength and well-being of the state.
 * p. 39

 * No nation can be really great that is held together by Gatling guns, and no true loyalty can be induced and kept through fear.
 * p. 40

Voltaire (1916)

 * Full text online

 * When Voltaire was born really but one church which, of course, was ignorant, tyrannical and barbarous in the extreme. All creeds are alike, and whenever there is but one, and the rulers honestly believe in that one, they are bound to be ignorant, barbarous and cruel. All sorts of heresies were punishable by death. If anyone dared to write a pamphlet or book that questioned any part of the accepted faith, the book was at once consigned to flames and the author was lucky if he did not meet the same fate. Religion was not maintained by the precepts of the priest, but by the prison, the torture chamber and the fagot. Everyone believed; no one questioned. The religious creeds, while strict and barbarous, did not interfere with the personal conduct of any of the rulers. They were left free to act as they pleased, so long as they professed to believe in the prevailing faith.

 * Had the modern professors of eugenics had power in France in 1694, they probably would not have permitted such a child to have been born. Their scientific knowledge would have shown conclusively that no person of value could have come from the union of his father and mother. In those days, nature had not been instructed by the professors of eugenics and so Voltaire was born.

 * Even Voltaire's father could not make a lawyer out of a genius. To be a good lawyer, one must have a mind and a disposition to venerate the past; a respect for precedents; a belief in the wisdom and the sanctity of the dead. Voltaire had genius, imagination, feeling, and poetry, and these gifts always have been, and always will be, incompatible with the practice of law.

 * The usual is always mediocre. When nature takes it into her head to make a man, she fits him with her own equipment and educates him in her own school.

 * Whatever else he was during his life, he was never dull, and the world forgives almost anything but stupidity.

 * Voltaire was not the first or last man to convert a prison into a hall of fame. A prison is confining to the body, but whether it affects the mind, depends entirely upon the mind. It was while in prison that he changed his name from the one his father gave him — Arouet — to the one he has made famous throughout all time — Voltaire. He said, "I was very unlucky under my first name. I want to see if this one will succeed any better."

 * Pensions are the favors of the powerful, and dangerous to any great intellect. It is only here and there down throughout the ages that a Voltaire is born who does not fall a victim to their blandishments.

 * Much of his work he did while confined to his bed. He was always an invalid, always obliged to take great care of himself, living constantly with death just before him, never idle a moment for fear his work would not be done. Probably no man ever lived who assailed the Church and the State with the same wit and keenness that was always at Voltaire's command; and yet in spite of this he managed to live comfortably, accumulate riches and die in peace.

 * No iconoclast can possibly escape the severest criticism. If he is poor he is against existing things because he cannot succeed. If he is rich, he is not faithful to his ideals. The world always demands of a prophet a double standard. He must live a life consistent with his dreams, and at the same time must obey the conventions of the world. He cannot be judged either by one or the other, but must be judged by both.

 * The truth is always modern and there never comes a time when it is safe to give it voice.

 * There are two things that kill a genius — a fatal disease and contentment. When a man is contented he goes to sleep. Voltaire had no chance to be contented, and so he wrote eternally and unceasingly, more than any other man in the history of the world.

 * In Geneva lived Jean-Jacques Rousseau. He too was a rebel, mighty in war. Voltaire was keener, wittier, deeper, greater. Rousseau was more fiery, emotional, passionate. Both were really warriors in the same great cause. From their different places, three miles apart, both sent forth their thunderbolts to wake a sleeping world. When the world awakened and shook itself, churches, thrones, institutions, laws, and customs were buried in the wreck. Some charged the wreck to Voltaire, some to Rousseau.

 * No doubt there is much immature talking and hasty writing and will always be where liberty of speech and press prevails. The political, religious, and social views of any age and even of the most radical members of society, were born, long before their time. Those who invented the alphabet and the printing press are indirectly responsible for much of the violence of a changing social state; but in the same way, they are responsible for the progress of the world, for the enlightenment, for the civilization, and for all that makes the present better than the past.

 * Valiantly he fought on every intellectual battlefield. True he bowed and dodged and lied over and over again, that he still might live and work. Many of his admirers cannot forgive this in the great Voltaire. Rather they would have had him, like Bruno and Servetus, remain steadfast to his faith while his living body was consumed with flames. But, Voltaire was Voltaire, Bruno was Bruno, and Servetus was Servetus. It is not for the world to judge, but to crown them all alike. Each and all lived out their own being, did their work in their own way, and carried a reluctant, stupid humanity to greater possibilities and grander heights.

Arguments in the Case of the Communist Labor Party (1920)

 * of Clarence Darrow in the Case of the Communist Labor Party in the Criminal Court, Chicago'' (1920)

 * The Constitution is a delusion and a snare if the weakest and humblest man in the land cannot be defended in his right to speak and his right to think as much as the strongest in the land.
 * p.17

 * You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom. You can only be free if I am free.
 * p. 39

 * As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. The objector and the rebel who raises his voice against what he believes to be the injustice of the present and the wrongs of the past is the one who hunches the world along.
 * p. 52

Scopes Trial (1925)

 * Judge: Do you want Mr. Bryan sworn?
 * Darrow: No.
 * Bryan: I can make affirmation; I can say "So help me God, I will tell the truth."
 * Darrow: No, I take it you will tell the truth, Mr. Bryan. You have given considerable study to the Bible, haven't you, Mr. Bryan?
 * Bryan: Yes, sir, I have tried to.
 * Darrow: Then you have made a general study of it?
 * Bryan: Yes, I have; I have studied the Bible for about 50 years, or sometime more than that, but, of course, I have studied it more as I have become older than when I was but a boy.
 * Darrow: You claim that everything in the Bible should be literally interpreted?
 * Bryan: I believe everything in the Bible should be accepted as it is given there: some of the Bible is given illustratively. For instance: "Ye are the salt of the earth." I would not insist that man was actually salt, or that he had flesh of salt, but it is used in the sense of salt as saving God's people.
 * Darrow: But when you read that Jonah swallowed the whale--or that the whale swallowed Jonah--excuse me please--how do you literally interpret that?
 * Bryan: When I read that a "big fish" swallowed Jonah--it does not say whale. That is my recollection of it. A big fish, and I believe it, and I believe in a God who can make a whale and can make a man and make both what He pleases.
 * Darrow: Now, you say, the big fish swallowed Jonah, and he there remained how long--three days--and then he spewed him upon the land. You believe that the big fish was made to swallow Jonah?
 * Bryan: I am not prepared to say that; the Bible merely says it was done.
 * Darrow: You don't know whether it was the ordinary run of fish, or made for that purpose?
 * Bryan: You may guess; you evolutionists guess...
 * Darrow: You are not prepared to say whether that fish was made especially to swallow a man or not?
 * Bryan: The Bible doesn't say, so I am not prepared to say.
 * Darrow: But do you believe He made them--that He made such a fish and that it was big enough to swallow Jonah?
 * Bryan: Yes, sir. Let me add: One miracle is just as easy to believe as another.
 * Darrow: Just as hard?
 * Bryan: It is hard to believe for you, but easy for me. A miracle is a thing performed beyond what man can perform. When you get within the realm of miracles; and it is just as easy to believe the miracle of Jonah as any other miracle in the Bible.
 * Darrow: Perfectly easy to believe that Jonah swallowed the whale?
 * Bryan: If the Bible said so; the Bible doesn't make as extreme statements as evolutionists do.
 * Darrow: The Bible says Joshua commanded the sun to stand still for the purpose of lengthening the day, doesn't it, and you believe it.
 * Bryan: I do.
 * Darrow: Do you believe at that time the entire sun went around the earth?
 * Bryan: No, I believe that the earth goes around the sun.
 * Darrow: Do you believe that the men who wrote it thought that the day could be lengthened or that the sun could be stopped?
 * Bryan: I don't know what they thought.
 * Darrow: You don't know?
 * Bryan: I think they wrote the fact without expressing their own thoughts.
 * Darrow: Have you an opinion as to whether or not the men who wrote that thought--
 * Thomas Stewart: (a prosecution lawyer)--I want to object, your honor. It has gone beyond the pale of any issue that could possibly be injected into this lawsuit, except by imagination. I do not think the defendant has a right to conduct the examination any further and I ask your honor to exclude it.
 * Bryan: It seems to me it would be too exacting to confine the defense to the facts. If they are not allowed to get away from the facts, what have they to deal with?
 * Judge: Mr. Bryan is willing to be examined. Go ahead.
 * Darrow: Can you answer my question directly? If the day was lengthened by stopping either the earth or the sun, it must have been the earth?
 * Bryan: Well, I should say so.
 * Darrow: Now, Mr. Bryan, have you ever pondered what would have happened to the earth if it had stood still?
 * Bryan: No.
 * Darrow: You have not?
 * Bryan: No; the God I believe in could have taken care of that, Mr. Darrow.
 * Darrow: I see. Have you ever pondered what would naturally happen to the earth if it stood still suddenly?
 * Bryan: No.
 * Darrow: Don't you know it would have been converted into molten mass of matter?
 * Bryan: You testify to that when you get on the stand, I will give you a chance.
 * Darrow: Don't you believe it?
 * Bryan: I would want to hear expert testimony on that.
 * Darrow: You have never investigated that subject?
 * Bryan: I don't think I have ever had the question asked.
 * Darrow: Or ever thought of it?
 * Bryan: I have been too busy on things that I thought were of more importance.
 * Darrow: You believe the story of the flood to be a literal interpretation?
 * Bryan: Yes, sir.
 * Darrow: When was that flood?
 * Bryan: I would not attempt to fix the date. The date is fixed, as suggested this morning.
 * Darrow: About 4004 B.C.?
 * Bryan: That has been the estimate of a man that is accepted today. [A witness had testified on Bishop Ussher's theory that the Earth was formed in 4004 B.C.] I would not say it is accurate.
 * Darrow: That estimate is printed in the Bible?
 * Bryan: Everybody knows, at least, I think most of the people know, that was the estimate given.
 * Darrow: But what do you think that the Bible itself says? Don't you know how it was arrived at?
 * Bryan: I never made a calculation.
 * Darrow: A calculation from what?
 * Bryan: I could not say.
 * Darrow: From the generations of man?
 * Bryan: I would not want to say that.
 * Darrow: What do you think?
 * Bryan: I do not think about things I don't think about.
 * Darrow: Do you think about things you do think about?
 * Bryan: Well, sometimes. (Laughter.)
 * Policeman Deputy Clason: Let us have order....
 * Thomas Stewart: {prosecution attorney}--Your honor, he is perfectly able to take care of this, but we are attaining no evidence. This is not competent evidence.
 * Bryan: These gentlemen have not had much chance--they did not come here to try this case. They came here to try revealed religion. I am here to defend it and they can ask me any question they please.
 * Judge: All right. (Applause.)
 * Darrow: Great applause from the bleachers.
 * Bryan: Darrow--I have never called them yokels.
 * Bryan: That is the ignorance of Tennessee, the bigotry.
 * Darrow: You mean who are applauding you? (Applause.)
 * Bryan: Those are the people whom you insult.
 * Darrow: You insult every man of science and learning in the world because he does believe in your fool religion.
 * Judge: I will not stand for that.
 * Darrow: For what he is doing?
 * Judge: I am talking to both of you.
 * Darrow: Do you know anything about how many people there were in Egypt 3,500 years ago, or how many people there were in China 5,000 years ago?
 * Bryan: No.
 * Darrow: Have you ever tried to find out?
 * Bryan: No, sir. You are the first man I ever heard of who has been interested in it. (Laughter.)
 * Darrow: Mr. Bryan, am I the first man you ever heard of who has been interested in the age of human societies and primitive man?
 * Bryan: You are the first man I ever heard speak of the number of people at those different periods.
 * Darrow: Where have you lived all your life?
 * Bryan: Not near you. (Laughter and applause.)
 * Darrow: Nor near anybody of learning?
 * Bryan: Oh, don't assume you know it all.
 * Darrow: Do you know there are thousands of books in our libraries on all those subjects I have been asking you about?
 * Bryan: I couldn't say, but I will take your word for it....
 * Darrow: Have you any idea how old the earth is?
 * Bryan: No.
 * Darrow: The book you have introduced in evidence tells you, doesn't it?
 * Bryan: I don't think it does, Mr. Darrow.
 * Darrow: Let's see whether it does; is this the one?
 * Bryan: That is the one, I think.
 * Darrow: It says B.C. 4004?
 * Bryan: That is Bishop Ussher's calculation.
 * Darrow: That is printed in the Bible you introduced?
 * Bryan: Yes, sir.
 * Darrow: Would you say that the earth was only 4,000 years old?
 * Bryan: Oh, no; I think it is much older than that.
 * Darrow: How much?
 * Bryan: I couldn't say.
 * Darrow: Do you say whether the Bible itself says it is older than that?
 * Bryan: I don't think it is older or not.
 * Darrow: Do you think the earth was made in six days?
 * Bryan: Not six days of 24 hours.
 * Darrow: Doesn't it say so?
 * Bryan: No, sir.
 * Judge: Are you about through, Mr. Darrow?
 * Darrow: I want to ask a few more questions about the creation.
 * Judge: I know. We are going to adjourn when Mr. Bryan comes off the stand for the day. Be very brief, Mr. Darrow. Of course, I believe I will make myself clearer. Of course, it is incompetent testimony before the jury. The only reason I am allowing this to go in at all is that they may have it in the appellate court as showing what the affidavit would be.
 * Bryan: The reason I am answering is not for the benefit of the superior court. It is to keep these gentlemen from saying I was afraid to meet them and let them question me, and I want the Christian world to know that any atheist, agnostic, unbeliever, can question me anytime as to my belief in God, and I will answer him.
 * Darrow: I want to take an exception to this conduct of this witness. He may be very popular down here in the hills--
 * Bryan: Your honor, they have not asked a question legally and the only reason they have asked any question is for the purpose, as the question about Jonah was asked, for a chance to give this agnostic an opportunity to criticize a believer in the world of God; and I answered the question in order to shut his mouth so that he cannot go out and tell his atheistic friends that I would not answer his questions. That is the only reason, no more reason in the world.
 * Malone: (another defense counsel) Your honor on this very subject, I would like to say that I would have asked Mr. Bryan, and I consider myself as good a Christian as he is, every question that Mr. Darrow has asked him for the purpose of bringing out whether or not there is to be taken in this court a literal interpretation of the Bible, or whether, obviously, as these questions indicate, if a general and literal construction cannot be put upon the parts of the Bible which have been covered by Mr. Darrow's questions. I hope for the last time no further attempt will be made by counsel on the other side of the case, or Mr. Bryan, to say the defense is concerned at all with Mr. Darrow's particular religious views or lack of religious views. We are here as lawyers with the same right to our views. I have the same right to mine as a Christian as Mr. Bryan has to his, and we do not intend to have this case charged by Mr. Darrow's agnosticism or Mr. Bryan's brand of Christianity. (A great applause.)
 * Darrow: Mr. Bryan, do you believe that the first woman was Eve?
 * Bryan: Yes.
 * Darrow: Do you believe she was literally made out of Adam's rib?
 * Bryan: I do.
 * Darrow: Did you ever discover where Cain got his wife?
 * Bryan: No, sir. I leave the agnostics to hunt for her.
 * Darrow: You have never found out?
 * Bryan: I have never tried to find out.
 * Darrow: You have never tried to find out?
 * Bryan: No.
 * Darrow: The Bible says he got one, doesn't it? Were there other people on the earth at that time?
 * Bryan: I cannot say.
 * Darrow: You cannot say. Did that ever enter your consideration?
 * Bryan: Never bothered me.
 * Darrow: There were no others recorded, but Cain got a wife.
 * Bryan: That is what the Bible says.
 * Darrow: Where she came from you do not know. All right. Does the statement, "The morning and the evening were the first day," and "The morning and the evening were the second day," mean anything to you?
 * Bryan: I do not think it necessarily means a 24-hour day.
 * Darrow: You do not?
 * Bryan: No.
 * Darrow: What do you consider it to be?
 * Bryan: I have not attempted to explain it. If you will take the second chapter--let me have the book. [Reaches for a Bible.] The fourth verse of the second chapter says: "These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth, when they were created in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens," the word day there in the very next chapter is used to describe a period. I do not see that there is any necessity for construing the words, "the evening and the morning," as meaning necessarily a 24-hour day, "in the day when the Lord made the heaven and the earth."
 * Darrow: Then, when the Bible said, for instance, "and God called the firmament heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day," that does not necessarily mean twenty-four hours?
 * Bryan: I do not think it necessarily does.
 * Darrow: Do you think it does or does not?
 * Bryan: I know a great many think so.
 * Darrow: What do you think?
 * Bryan: I do not think it does.
 * Darrow: You think those were not literal days?
 * Bryan: I do not think they were twenty-four-hour days.
 * Darrow: What do you think about it?
 * Bryan: That is my opinion--I do not know that my opinion is better on that subject than those who think it does.
 * Darrow: You do not think that?
 * Bryan: No. But I think it would be just as easy for the kind of God we believe in to make the earth in six days as in six years or in 6 million years or in 600 million years. I do not think it important whether we believe one or the other.
 * Darrow: Do you think those were literal days?
 * Bryan: My impression is they were periods, but I would not attempt to argue against anybody who wanted to believe in literal days.
 * Darrow: I will read it to you from the Bible: "And the Lord God said unto the serpent, because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life." Do you think that is why the serpent is compelled to crawl upon its belly?
 * Bryan: I believe that.
 * Darrow: Have you any idea how the snake went before that time?
 * Bryan: No, sir.
 * Darrow: Do you know whether he walked on his tail or not?
 * Bryan: No, sir. I have no way to know. (Laughter.)
 * Darrow: Now, you refer to the cloud that was put in heaven after the flood, the rainbow. Do you believe in that?
 * Bryan: Read it.
 * Darrow: All right, Mr. Bryan, I will read it for you.
 * Bryan: Your Honor, I think I can shorten this testimony. The only purpose Mr. Darrow has is to slur at the Bible, but I will answer his question. I will answer it all at once, and I have no objection in the world. I want the world to know that this man, who does not believe in a God, is trying to use a court in Tennessee to slur at it, and while it will require time, I am willing to take it.
 * Darrow: I object to your statement. I am examining you on your fool ideas that no intelligent Christian on earth believes.
 * Judge: Court is adjourned until 9 o'clock tomorrow morning.
 * Clarence Darrow's examination of William Jennings Bryan at the 1925 Scopes trial Scopes Trial Day 7

Why I Am An Agnostic (1929)

 * Full text online

 * An agnostic is a doubter. The word is generally applied to those who doubt the verity of accepted religious creeds of faiths. Everyone is an agnostic as to the beliefs or creeds they do not accept. Catholics are agnostic to the Protestant creeds, and the Protestants are agnostic to the Catholic creed. Any one who thinks is an agnostic about something, otherwise he must believe that he is possessed of all knowledge. And the proper place for such a person is in the madhouse or the home for the feeble-minded. In a popular way, in the western world, an agnostic is one who doubts or disbelieves the main tenets of the Christian faith.

 * I am an agnostic as to the question of God. I think that it is impossible for the human mind to believe in an object or thing unless it can form a mental picture of such object or thing. Since man ceased to worship openly an anthropomorphic God and talked vaguely and not intelligently about some force in the universe, higher than man, that is responsible for the existence of man and the universe, he cannot be said to believe in God. One cannot believe in a force excepting as a force that pervades matter and is not an individual entity. To believe in a thing, an image of the thing must be stamped on the mind. If one is asked if he believes in such an animal as a camel, there immediately arises in his mind an image of the camel. This image has come from experience or knowledge of the animal gathered in some way or other. No such image comes, or can come, with the idea of a God who is described as a force.

 * To say that God made the universe gives us no explanation of the beginnings of things. If we are told that God made the universe, the question immediately arises: Who made God? Did he always exist, or was there some power back of that? Did he create matter out of nothing, or is his existence coextensive with matter? The problem is still there. What is the origin of it all? If, on the other hand, one says that the universe was not made by God, that it always existed, he has the same difficulty to confront. To say that the universe was here last year, or millions of years ago, does not explain its origin. This is still a mystery. As to the question of the origin of things, man can only wonder and doubt and guess.

 * Many Christians base the belief of a soul and God upon the Bible. Strictly speaking, there is no such book. To make the Bible, sixty-six books are bound into one volume. These books are written by many people at different times, and no one knows the time or the identity of any author. Some of the books were written by several authors at various times. These books contain all sorts of contradictory concepts of life and morals and the origin of things. Between the first and the last nearly a thousand years intervened, a longer time than has passed since the discovery of America by Columbus.

 * One believes in the truthfulness of a man because of his long experience with the man, and because the man has always told a consistent story. But no man has told so consistent a story as nature.

 * Can any rational person believe that the Bible is anything but a human document? We now know pretty well where the various books came from, and about when they were written. We know that they were written by human beings who had no knowledge of science, little knowledge of life, and were influenced by the barbarous morality of primitive times, and were grossly ignorant of most things that men know today.

 * Can anyone with intelligence really believe that a child born today should be doomed because the snake tempted Eve and Eve tempted Adam? To believe that is not God-worship; it is devil-worship. Can anyone call this scheme of creation and damnation moral? It defies every principle of morality, as man conceives morality. Can anyone believe today that the whole world was destroyed by flood, save only Noah and his family and a male and female of each species of animal that entered the Ark? There are almost a million species of insects alone. How did Noah match these up and make sure of getting male and female to reproduce life in the world after the flood had spent its force? And why should all the lower animals have been destroyed? Were they included in the sinning of man? This is a story which could not beguile a fairly bright child of five years of age today.

 * What of the tale of Balaam's ass speaking to him, probably in Hebrew? Is it true, or is it a fable? Many asses have spoken, and doubtless some in Hebrew, but they have not been that breed of asses. Is salvation to depend on a belief in a monstrosity like this?

 * When every event was a miracle, when there was no order or system or law, there was no occasion for studying any subject, or being interested in anything excepting a religion which took care of the soul. As man doubted the primitive conceptions about religion, and no longer accepted the literal, miraculous teachings of ancient books, he set himself to understand nature. We no longer cure disease by casting out devils.

 * The fear of God is not the beginning of wisdom. The fear of God is the death of wisdom. Skepticism and doubt lead to study and investigation, and investigation is the beginning of wisdom.

The Story of My Life (1932)

 * Autobiography is never entirely true. No one can get the right perspective on himself. Every fact is colored by imagination and dream. The young look forth across the sea to a mirage of fairylands filled with hidden treasures; the aged turn to the fading past, and through the mist and haze that veils once familiar scenes, bygone events assume weird and fanciful proportions.
 * Ch. 1 "Before The Beginning"

 * One cannot live through a long stretch of years without forming some philosophy of life. As one journeys along he gains experiences and even some ideas. Accumulated opinions and philosophy may be more important to others than the bare facts about how he lived, so my ambition is not so much to relate the occurrences as to record the ideas that life has forced me to accept; and, after all, thoughts, impressions and feelings are really life itself. I should like to think that these reflections might make existence a trifle easier for some of those who may chance to read this story.
 * Ch. 1 "Before The Beginning"

 * Ancestors do not mean so much. The rebel who succeeds generally makes it easier for the posterity that follows him; so these descendants are usually contented and smug and soft. Rebels are made from life, not ancestors.
 * Ch. 1 "Before The Beginning"

 * I have always felt that doubt was the beginning of wisdom, and the fear of God was the end of wisdom.
 * Ch. 4 "Called To The Bar"

 * Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
 * Ch. 10 "Child Training"
 * The last line here has sometimes been misquoted as "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." It has also been attributed to, among others, Mark Twain and Winston Churchill. The misquoted version also frequently begins, "I've never wished a man dead..." or "I never wanted to see anybody die..."

 * Wars always bring about a conservative reaction. They overwhelm and destroy patient and careful efforts to improve the condition of man. Nothing can be heard in the cannon's roar but the voice of might. All the safeguards laboriously built to preserve individual freedom and foster man's welfare are blown to pieces with shot and shell. In the presence of the wholesale slaughter of men the value of life is cheapened to the zero point. What is one life compared with the almost daily records of tens of thousands or more mowed down like so many blades of grass in a field? Building up a conception of the importance of life is a matter of slow growth and education; and the work of generations is shattered and laid waste by machine guns and gases on a larger scale than ever before. Great wars have been followed by an unusually large number of killings between private citizens and individuals. These killers have become accustomed to thinking in terms of slaying and death toward all opposition, and these have been followed in turn by the most outrageous legal penalties and a large increase in the number of executions by the state. It is perfectly clear that hate begets hate, force is met with force, and cruelty can become so common that its contemplation brings pleasure, when it should produce pain.
 * Ch. 26 "The Aftermath Of The War"

 * I had grown tired of standing in the lean and lonely front line facing the greatest enemy that ever confronted man — public opinion.
 * Ch. 27 "The Loeb-Leopold Tragedy", p. 232

 * I was truly sorry for Mr. Bryan. But I consoled myself by thinking of the years through which he had busied himself tormenting intelligent professors with impudent questions about their faith, and seeking to arouse the ignoramuses and bigots to drive them out of their positions.
 * p. 267

 * Life cannot be reconciled with the idea that back of the universe is a Supreme Being, all merciful and kind, and that he takes any account of the human beings and other forms of life that exist upon the earth. Whichever way man may look upon the earth, he is oppressed with the suffering incident to life. It would almost seem as though the earth had been created with malignity and hatred. If we look at what we are pleased to call the lower animals, we behold a universal carnage. We speak of the seemingly peaceful woods, but we need only look beneath the surface to be horrified by the misery of that underworld. Hidden in the grass and watching for its prey is the crawling snake which swiftly darts upon the toad or mouse and gradually swallows it alive; the hapless animal is crushed by the jaws and covered with slime, to be slowly digested in furnishing a meal. The snake knows nothing about sin or pain inflicted upon another; he automatically grabs insects and mice and frogs to preserve his life. The spider carefully weaves his web to catch the unwary fly, winds him into the fatal net until paralyzed and helpless, then drinks his blood and leaves him an empty shell. The hawk swoops down and snatches a chicken and carries it to its nest to feed its young. The wolf pounces on the lamb and tears it to shreds. The cat watches at the hole of the mouse until the mouse cautiously comes out, then with seeming fiendish glee he plays with it until tired of the game, then crushes it to death in his jaws. The beasts of the jungle roam by day and night to find their prey; the lion is endowed with strength of limb and fang to destroy and devour almost any animal that it can surprise or overtake. There is no place in the woods or air or sea where all life is not a carnage of death in terror and agony. Each animal is a hunter, and in turn is hunted, by day and night. No landscape is beautiful or day so balmy but the cry of suffering and sacrifice rends the air. When night settles down over the earth the slaughter is not abated. Some creatures are best at night, and the outcry of the dying and terrified is always on the wind. Almost all animals meet death by violence and through the most agonizing pain. With the whole animal creation there is nothing like a peaceful death. Nowhere in nature is there the slightest evidence of kindness, of consideration, or a feeling for the suffering and the weak, except in the narrow circle of brief family life.
 * p. 383

Misattributed

 * Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.
 * This quote is from Ethel Lina White's The Wheel Spins (1936). It was popularized in the film Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939).  In this film a similar line was spoken by "Jefferson Smith".

 * It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but rather the one most adaptable to change.
 * As quoted in Improving the Quality of Life for the Black Elderly: Challenges and Opportunities : Hearing before the Select Committee on Aging, House of Representatives, One Hundredth Congress, first session, September 25, 1987 (1988)
 * This quote's earliest known source is from Leon C. Megginson (see Charles Darwin)

 * I don’t like spinach, and I’m glad I don’t, because if I liked it I’d eat it, and I’d just hate it.
 * This quote was attributed to Darrow in the biography Clarence Darrow for the Defence (1949), but its earliest known source is from a journal entry of George Sand from 1835.

Quotes about Clarence Darrow

 * Another visitor was a lawyer from Clarence Darrow's office. He had come to warn me that I was hurting my case by my persistent defence of Czolgosz; the man was crazy and I should admit it. "No prominent attorney will accept your defence if you ally yourself with the assassin of the President," he assured me; "in fact, you stand in imminent danger of being held as an accessory to the crime." I demanded to know why Mr. Darrow himself did not come if he was so concerned, but his representative was evasive. He continued to paint my case in sinister colours. My chances of escape were few at best, it seemed, too few for me to allow any sentimentality to aggravate it. Czolgosz was insane, the man insisted; everybody could see it, and, besides, he was a bad sort to have involved me, a coward hiding behind a woman's skirts. His talk was repugnant to me. I informed him that I was not willing to swear away the reason, character, or life of a defenceless human being and that I wanted no assistance from his chief. I had never met Darrow, but I had long known of him as a brilliant lawyer, a man of broad social views, an able writer and lecturer. According to the papers he had interested himself in the anarchists arrested in the raid, especially the Isaaks. It seemed strange that he should send me such reprehensible advice, that he should expect me to join the mad chorus howling for the life of Czolgosz.
 * Emma Goldman Living My Life (1931)

 * Clarence Darrow spoke eleven hours at Bill Haywood's trial, and fifty thousand people marched in Boston alone. Roosevelt said Darrow was an undesirable citizen, so we all wore placards saying, "I am an undesirable citizen." Darrow said, "I speak for the poor, for the weak, for the weary, for that long line of men, who in darkness and despair, have borne the labors of the human race."
 * Meridel Le Sueur "The Ancient People and the Newly Come" (1976)

 * Clarence Darrow, supposedly a competent thinker, also took a pro-war position.
 * Art Young - His Life And Times (1939)

title: Clarence Darrow


text:
E. B. White

Elwyn Brooks White (July 11, 1899 – October 1, 1985) was an American essayist, columnist, poet and editor. He is best known today for his work in a writers' guide, The Elements of Style, and for three children's books Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little and The Trumpet of the Swan generally regarded as classics.
 * See also: The Elements of Style

Quotes

 * "It's broccoli, dear." "I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."
 * Caption for a cartoon by Carl Rose in The New Yorker (8 December 1928)

 * Commuter — one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.
 * "Commuter," The Lady Is Cold (1929)

 * I have occasionally had the exquisite thrill of putting my finger on a little capsule of truth, and heard it give the faint squeak of mortality under my pressure.
 * Letter to Stanley Hart White (January 1929)

 * Did it ever occur to you that there's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another?
 * "Quo Vadimus?", The Adelphi (January 1930)

 * Advertisers are the interpreters of our dreams — Joseph interpreting for Pharaoh. Like the movies, they infect the routine futility of our days with purposeful adventure. Their weapons are our weaknesses: fear, ambition, illness, pride, selfishness, desire, ignorance. And these weapons must be kept as bright as a sword.
 * "Truth in Advertising," The New Yorker (11 July 1936)

 * Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
 * "The Old and the New," The New Yorker (19 June 1937)

 * There is a decivilizing bug somewhere at work; unconsciously persons of stern worth, by not resenting and resisting the small indignities of the times, are preparing themselves for the eventual acceptance of what they themselves know they don’t want.
 * Harper's Magazine (October 1938); quoted in Scott Elledge, E.B. White: A Biography (New York: Norton, 1984), ch. X: Mr Tilley's Departure (p. 209)

 * Everything (he kept saying) is something it isn't. And everybody is always somewhere else.
 * The Door (1939)

 * All poets who, when reading from their own works, experience a choked feeling, are major. For that matter, all poets who read from their own works are major, whether they choke or not.
 * "How to Tell a Major Poet from a Minor Poet" in The New Yorker (1938); reprinted in Quo Vadimus: Or, the Case for the Bicycle (1939)

 * Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
 * "Some Remarks on Humor," preface to A Subtreasury of American Humor (1941)
 * A very similar remark is often attributed to White, but may actually be a paraphrased version of the above statement: "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."

Surely the Board knows what democracy is. It is the line that forms on the right. It is the don't in don't shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which the sawdust slowly trickles, the dent in the high hat. '''Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. It is the feeling of privacy in the voting booths, the feeling of communion in the libraries, the feeling of vitality everywhere.''' Democracy is the letter to the editor. Democracy is the score at the beginning of the ninth. It is an idea which hasn't been disproved yet, a song the words of which have not gone bad. It's the mustard on the hot dog and the cream in the rationed coffee. Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of the morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.
 * We received a letter from the Writers' War Board the other day asking for a statement on "The Meaning of Democracy." It is presumably our duty to comply with such a request, and it is certainly our pleasure.
 * The New Yorker (3 July 1943); reprinted as "Democracy" in The Wild Flag (1946)

 * Government is the thing. Law is the thing. Not brotherhood, not international cooperation, not security councils that can stop war only by waging it... Where does security lie, anyway — security against the thief, a bad man, the murderer? In brotherly love? Not at all. It lies in government.
 * As quoted in Common Cause: A Monthly Report of the Committee to Frame a World Constitution Vol. I, No. 2 (August 1947)

 * I am a member of a party of one, and I live in an age of fear. Nothing lately has unsettled my party and raised my fears so much as your editorial, on Thanksgiving Day, suggesting that employees should be required to state their beliefs in order to hold their jobs. The idea is inconsistent with our constitutional theory and has been stubbornly opposed by watchful men since the early days of the Republic.
 * Letter to the New York Herald Tribune (29 November 1947)

 * Security, for me, took a tumble not when I read that there were Communists in Hollywood but when I read your editorial in praise of loyalty testing and thought control. If a man is in health, he doesn't need to take anybody else's temperature to know where he is going.
 * Letter to the New York Herald Tribune (29 November 1947)

 * I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.
 * "Death of a Pig," The Atlantic Monthly (January 1948)

 * The subtlest change in New York is something people don't speak much about but that is in everyone's mind. The city, for the first time in its long history, is destructible. A single flight of planes no bigger than a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal chambers, cremate the millions. The intimation of mortality is part of New York now: in the sounds of jets overhead, in the black headlines of the latest edition. All dwellers in cities must dwell with the stubborn fact of annihilation; in New York the fact is somewhat more concentrated because of the concentration of the city itself and because, of all targets, New York has a certain clear priority. In the mind of whatever perverted dreamer who might loose the lightning, New York must hold a steady, irresistible charm.
 * "Here Is New York," Holiday (1948); reprinted in Here is New York (1949)

 * No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.
 * Here is New York (1949)

 * Americans are willing to go to enormous trouble and expense defending their principles with arms, very little trouble and expense advocating them with words. Temperamentally we are ready to die for certain principles (or, in the case of overripe adults, send youngsters to die), but we show little inclination to advertise the reasons for dying.
 * "The Thud of Ideas," The New Yorker (23 September 1950)

 * When I get sick of what men do, I have only to walk a few steps in another direction to see what spiders do. Or what the weather does. This sustains me very well indeed.
 * Letter to Carrie A. Wilson (1 May 1951)

 * Salutations
 * Charlotte's message in Charlotte's Web (1952)

 * It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
 * Charlotte's Web, last lines

 * We grow tyrannical fighting tyranny... The most alarming spectacle today is not the spectacle of the atomic bomb in an unfederated world, it is the spectacle of the Americans beginning to accept the device of loyalty oaths and witchhunts, beginning to call anybody they don't like a Communist.
 * Letter to Janice White (27 April 1952)

 * An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.
 * Letter to Shirley Wiley (30 March 1954), in The Letters of E. B. White (1989), p. 391

 * I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
 * "Coon Tree," The New Yorker (14 June 1956), The Points of My Compass: Letters from the East, the West, the North, the South (1962); reprinted in Essays of E.B. White (1977)

 * One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.
 * "A Report in January" (30 January 1958), The Points of My Compass: Letters from the East, the West, the North, the South (1962); reprinted in Essays of E.B. White (1977)

 * If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
 * Quoted in profile by Israel Shenker, "E. B. White: Notes and Comment by Author", The New York Times (11 July 1969)

 * Life's meaning has always eluded me and I guess it always will. But I love it just the same.
 * Letter to Mary Virginia Parrish (29 August 1969)

 * An unhatched egg is to me the greatest challenge in life.
 * Letter to Reginald Allen (5 March 1973)

 * As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the one thing left to us in a bad time.
 * Letter to M. Nadeau (30 March 1973)

 * Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society — things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed.
 * Letter to M. Nadeau (30 March 1973)

 * A man who publishes his letters becomes a nudist — nothing shields him from the world's gaze except his bare skin. A writer, writing away, can always fix things up to make himself more presentable, but a man who has written a letter is stuck with it for all time.
 * Letter to Corona Machemer (11 June 1975)

 * Ideally, a book of letters should be published posthumously. The advantages are obvious: the editor enjoys a free hand, and the author enjoys a perfect hiding place — the grave, where he is impervious to embarrassments and beyond the reach of libel. I have failed to cooperate with this ideal arrangement. Through some typical bit of mismanagement, I am still alive, and the book has had to adjust to that awkward fact.
 * Foreword to Letters of E.B. White, edited Dorothy Lobrano Guth (1976)

 * The essayist … can pull on any sort of shirt, be any sort of person, according to his mood or his subject matter — philosopher, scold, jester, raconteur, confidant, pundit, devil's advocate, enthusiast...
 * Foreword to Essays of E.B. White (1976)

One Man's Meat (1942)

 * I believe television is going to be the test of the modern world, and that in this new opportunity to see beyond the range of our vision we shall discover either a new and unbearable disturbance of the general peace or a saving radiance in the sky. We shall stand or fall by television — of that I am quite sure.
 * "Removal" (July 1938)

 * Television will enormously enlarge the eye's range, and, like radio, will advertise the Elsewhere. Together with the tabs, the mags, and the movies, it will insist that we forget the primary and the near in favor of the secondary and the remote.
 * "Removal" (July 1938)

 * Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
 * "Fro-Joy" (January 1940)

 * A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
 * "The Practical Farmer" (October 1940)

 * The future, wave or no wave, seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
 * A review of The Wave of the Future by Anne Morrow Lindbergh in Harpers Magazine (December 1940)

 * Before you can be an internationalist you have first to be a naturalist and feel the ground under you making a whole circle. It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members. A club, moreover, or a nation, has a most attractive offer to make: it offers the right to be exclusive. There are not many of us who are physically constituted to resist this strange delight, this nourishing privilege. It is at the bottom of all fraternities, societies, orders. It is at the bottom of most trouble. The planet holds out no such inducement. The planet is everybody's. All it offers is the grass, the sky, the water, the ineluctable dream of peace and fruition.
 * "Intimations" (December 1941)

 * Once in everyone's life there is apt to be a period when he is fully awake, instead of half asleep. I think of those five years in Maine as the time when this happened to me … I was suddenly seeing, feeling, and listening as a child sees, feels, and listens. It was one of those rare interludes that can never be repeated, a time of enchantment. I am fortunate indeed to have had the chance to get some of it down on paper.
 * Foreword to revised edition (1982)

 * I am always humbled by the infinite ingenuity of the lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.
 * A Winter Diary: January, 1941

 * A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom — he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.
 * Salt Water Farm

The Wild Flag (1943)

 * First published in "The Talk of the Town" in The New Yorker (25 December 1943), p. 11; later in The Wild Flag (1946)

After the third great war was over (this was a curious dream), there was no more than a handful of people left alive, and the earth was in ruins and the ruins were horrible to behold. The people, the survivors, decided to meet to talk over their problem and to make a lasting peace, which is the customary thing to make after a long and exhausting war. There were eighty-three countries, and each country sent a delegate to the convention. One English-man came, one Peruvian, one Ethiopian, one Frenchman, one Japanese, and so on, until every country was represented.
 * This is the dream we had, asleep in our chair, thinking of Christmas in the lands of fir tree and pine, Christmas in lands of palm tree and vine, and of how the one great sky does for all places and all people.

'What kind of flag do you intend to have?' asked the delegate from Luxembourg. '''The Chinese delegate blinked his eyes and produced a shoebox, from which he drew a living flower which looked very like an iris. 'What is that?' they all inquired, pleased with the sight of so delicate a symbol. 'That,' said the Chinese, 'is a wild flag, Iris tectorum. In China we have decided to adopt this flag, since it is a convenient and universal device and very beautiful and grows everywhere in the moist places of the earth for all to observe and wonder at. I propose all countries adopt it, so that it will be impossible for us to insult each other's flag.' '''
 * Each delegate brought the flag of his homeland with him-each, that is, except the delegate from China. When the others asked him why he had failed to bring a flag, he said that he had discussed the matter with another Chinese survivor, an ancient and very wise man, and that between them they had concluded that they would not have any cloth flag for China anymore.

'It can't be,' said the Chinese. 'That is one of the virtues of my little flag. I should remind you that the flag was once yours, too. '''It is the oldest flag in the world, the original one, you might say. We are now, in an original condition again, you might say.''' There are very few of us.' The German delegate arose stiffly. 'I would be a poor man indeed,' he said, 'did I not feel that I belonged to the master race. And for that I need a special flag, natürlich.' 'At the moment,' replied the Chinaman, 'the master race, like so many other races, is suffering from the handicap of being virtually extinct. There are fewer than two hundred people left in the entire world, and we suffer from a multiplicity of banner.'
 * 'I don't see how a strong foreign policy can be built around a wild flag which is the same for everybody,' complained the Latvian.

'It will, undoubtedly,' sighed the Chinese delegate. 'But now that there are only a couple of hundred people on earth, even the word "unpopular" loses most of its meaning. At this juncture we might conceivably act in a sensible, rather than a popular, manner.' And he produced eighty-two more shoeboxes and handed a wild flag to each delegate, bowing ceremoniously. Next day the convention broke up and the delegates returned to their homes, marveling at what they had accomplished in so short a time. And that is the end of our dream.
 * The delegate from Patagonia spoke up. 'I fear that the wild flag, one for all, will prove an unpopular idea.'

Paris Review interview (1969)

 * Interview with George Plimpton and Frank Crowther, Writers at Work: The Paris Review Interviews, series eight (Viking Penguin, 1988, ISBN 0-140-10761-4

 * In order to read one must sit down, usually indoors. I am restless and would rather sail a boat than crack a book. I've never had a very lively literary curiosity, and it has sometimes seemed to me that I am not really a literary fellow at all. Except that I write for a living.

 * New York is part of the natural world. I love the city, I love the country, and for the same reasons. The city is part of the country. When I had an apartment on East Forty-Eighth Street, my backyard during the migratory season yielded more birds than I ever saw in Maine.

 * Anyone who writes down to children is simply wasting his time. You have to write up, not down. Children are demanding. They are the most attentive, curious, eager, observant, sensitive, quick, and generally congenial readers on earth. They accept, almost without question, anything you present them with, as long as it is presented honestly, fearlessly, and clearly.

 * Children are game for anything. I throw them hard words, and they backhand them over the net. They love words that give them a hard time, provided they are in a context that absorbs their attention.

 * When you consider that there are a thousand ways to express even the simplest idea, it is no wonder writers are under a great strain. Writers care greatly how a thing is said — it makes all the difference. So they are constantly faced with too many choices and must make too many decisions. I am still encouraged to go on. I wouldn't know where else to go.

 * I was deeply impressed by Rachel Carson's Silent Spring. It may well be the book by which the human race will stand or fall.

license: Creative Commons - Attribution Share-Alike - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

title: E. B. White