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User talk:MetalFreak2000~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called MetalFreak2000. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name MetalFreak2000~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:30, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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User talk:Nishant~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Nishant. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Nishant~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:31, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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User talk:Nasir~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Nasir. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Nasir~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

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Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:30, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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User talk:Irosha~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Irosha. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Irosha~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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Renamed
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User talk:Willsikes

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title: User:Z4ns4tsu


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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/"Coiffed hair and california coolers are too much for a head full of acid"

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 15:29, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

"Coiffed hair and california coolers are too much for a head full of acid"
Article created for a quote by an unnamed author. Search yields no results. - InvisibleSun 02:56, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (seven votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 15:29, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - There's been a lot of single quotes made into pages lately, notable or otherwise. Perhaps a note on the page-does-not-exist page telling people that pages should be for the source(s) of the quotes, not the quote itself would help cut down on this? - Koweja 03:29, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * We can update "MediaWiki:Noexactmatch" to say something like "If this is a particular quote you wish to add, please add it to an appropriate person, show, or theme article instead of creating an article just for the quote itself." I invite other thoughts on this subject. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:29, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. —LrdChaos 04:13, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 04:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 12:06, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 12:38, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:29, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Kaosu Rah

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The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 15:30, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Kaosu Rah
Search yields bulletin board postings without notability. - InvisibleSun 02:58, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Vote closed. Result: delete (eight votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 15:30, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 03:29, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 04:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 12:06, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 12:38, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. A search turns up various profiles at forums and such, with nothing to suggest that this person, or the "Kaosu Buntai" group, is notable. —LrdChaos 13:07, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 00:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:29, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Spencer brisson

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The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 15:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Spencer brisson
Notability not demonstrated. - InvisibleSun 03:16, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Vote closed. Result: delete (eight votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 15:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 03:29, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 04:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 12:07, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 12:38, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:04, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 00:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete likely vanity page from North Carolinian high-school student. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:32, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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User:Z4ns4tsu/monobook.js

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Rich Leeper

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 15:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Rich Leeper
Non-notable person whose page has no quotes. Google turns up just over a hundred hits on the name, and at least one on the first page seems to confirm that a person with that name does play golf, but I think the connection with reality ends there. —LrdChaos 04:17, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (seven votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 15:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 04:17, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 04:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 12:08, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 12:38, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 16:32, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 00:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete unless notability established. This person does not currently have a Wikipedia article. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:35, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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User:Z4ns4tsu/monobook.css

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Talk:Peter Medawar

changed some well-known (to me at least) quotes to bold

Unsourced

 * The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.

title: Talk:Peter Medawar


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User talk:69.210.63.24

Vandalization of Joseph Smith, Jr.
Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, as you did to Joseph Smith, Jr., you will be blocked from editing Wikiquote. —LrdChaos 17:34, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

- InvisibleSun 18:00, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

title: User talk:69.210.63.24


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User talk:Z4ns4tsu

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User talk:InvaderZimFan

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User talk:SaveTheEmpire

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User talk:William7926

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User talk:Kostaskubes~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Kostaskubes. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Kostaskubes~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:29, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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User talk:Shivaaqua

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User:MrDolomite/monobook.js

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var timeStr = ""; if (time.getHours<10) {timeStr += "0";} timeStr += parseInt(time.getHours) + ":"; if (time.getMinutes<10) {timeStr += "0";} timeStr += parseInt(time.getMinutes); timeStr += ", "; timeStr += time.getDate; timeStr += " "; timeStr += numToMonth(time.getMonth); timeStr += " "; timeStr += time.getFullYear; timeStr += " (UTC";  var offset = -1*time.getTimezoneOffset/60;   if (offset >= 0) {timeStr += "+";}   timeStr += offset + ")"; return timeStr; }

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$(function {     if (document.title.indexOf("Editing ") == 0) {       return;      }      if (document.location.href.indexOf("action=history") != -1) {       return;      }   if (document.title.indexOf("Talk:") == 0 || document.title.indexOf("talk:") != -1 || document.title.indexOf("Wikipedia:") == 0) {      var newDoc = document.getElementById("column-content").innerHTML.replace(/(\d\d):(\d\d), (\d{1,2}) ([A-Z][a-z]+) (\d{4}) \(UTC\)/g, adjustTime);      document.getElementById("column-content").innerHTML = newDoc;   } /*   if (document.location.href.indexOf("&action=history") != -1) {      var newDoc = document.getElementById("bodyContent").innerHTML.replace(/(\d\d):(\d\d), ([A-Z][a-z]+) (\d{1,2}), (\d{4})/g, adjustTime2);      document.getElementById("bodyContent").innerHTML = newDoc;   }*/ }); ///////////////////////////////

//////////////added 2006-07-25 from User:Misza13/Scripts/View source // VIEW SOURCE $(function {  if (location.href.indexOf('viewsource=1') != -1) {    sl = document.getElementById('wpSummaryLabel'); sl.parentNode.removeChild(sl);    ed = document.getElementById('wpSummary').parentNode; ed.parentNode.removeChild(ed);    return;  }  editbutton = document.getElementById('ca-edit');  if (editbutton && location.href.indexOf('action=edit')==-1) {    editlink = editbutton.getElementsByTagName('a')[0].href + '&viewsource=1';    tabs = document.getElementById('p-cactions').getElementsByTagName('ul')[0];    na = document.createElement('a');    na.href = editlink; na.appendChild(document.createTextNode('view source'));    li = document.createElement('li'); li.id = 'ca-viewsource'; li.appendChild(na);    tabs.insertBefore(li,editbutton);  } }); ////////////////////////////

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// Add an [edit top] link to pages $(function {  // if this is preview page or generated page, stop  if(document.getElementById("wikiPreview") || window.location.href.indexOf("/wiki/Special:") != -1) return;

// get the page title var pageTitle = document.title.split(" - ")[0].replace(" ", "_");

// create div and set innerHTML to link var divContainer = document.createElement("div"); divContainer.innerHTML = ' [edit top] ';

// insert divContainer into the DOM before the h1 if(window.location.href.indexOf("&action=edit") == -1) document.getElementById("content").insertBefore(divContainer, document.getElementsByTagName("h1")[0]);

if(window.location.href.indexOf("&action=edit&section=0") != -1) document.getElementById("wpSummary").value = "/* Intro */ "; }); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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Talk:Samuel Beckett

Waiting for Godot
Some material for Waiting for Godot was merged from Waiting for Godot. Please see that page's edit history for a complete list of contributors. —LrdChaos 18:58, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

title: Talk:Samuel Beckett


text: User:Wai Wai~enwikiquote

title: User:Wai Wai~enwikiquote


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User talk:205.188.116.70

Welcome to Wikiquote, the free compendium of quotations! You don't have to log in to read or edit articles on Wikiquote, but creating an account is quick, free and non-intrusive, requires you to provide no personal information, and gives you many benefits, including:
 * The use of a username of your choice
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Click here to create an account. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 19:39, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Television show titles
An editor using this IP address has done some useful cleanup editing of List of television shows. Thank you for your efforts. I would like to point out two things that you may not be aware of that would help avoid further editing on some of the titles and subsequent articles: Thank you again for your assistance. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 19:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 * 1) We use, with only rare exceptions, the titles as provided by IMDb, including its capitalization and punctuation styles. Whenever you add, edit, or move around titles, it's a good idea to check IMDb to ensure we have the correct title.
 * 2) Titles that begin with "A", "An", or "The" have a label that moves these words to the end, like "Adventures of Chico and Guapo, The". However, the quote articles themselves retain the original word order, like "The Adventures of Chico and Guapo". In these situations, the correct format of the link looks like this:
 *  Adventures of Chico and Guapo, The
 * You could really help us out by making such changes whenever you run across a show that has only the article title (first part) or the label, i.e. displayed name (second part).

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User talk:Ereskaus

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User talk:Urexluversdead

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User talk:Wai Wai~enwikiquote

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User talk:129.89.146.230

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From Dusk till Dawn

From Dusk till Dawn is a 1996 action-comedy-horror film about two criminals and their hostages who spend the night in a Mexican strip club that turns out to be a vampire nest.
 * Directed by Robert Rodriguez. Written by Quentin Tarantino.

A terrifying evil has been unleashed. And five strangers are our only hope to stop it. taglines

Seth Gecko

 * Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse. Everybody be cool. You — be cool!
 * Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?
 * Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no questions. You make a noise... [holds up gun] Mr. .44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. .44 answers it.
 * Don't you ever try and fucking run on us, 'cause I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
 * Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief, I don't run around killing people I don't have to.
 * I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book.
 * [puts a gun to Sex-Machine's head] You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.
 * Richie, here is the peace in death that I could not give you in life!
 * I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood - and that's it, plain and simple! Now I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires", 'cause I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires!
 * So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
 * And if there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven... Jacob, there's gotta be.
 * I'm gonna kill every last one of you godless fuckin' pieces of shit!
 * All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.
 * All right, ramblers... Let's get ramblin'.
 * I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard.

Jacob Fuller

 * Every person who... chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself: am I a fool? I'm not going through a lapse; what I've experienced is closer to awakening.
 * [on his impending vampirization] I'll be a lap dog of Satan.

Chet Pussy

 * Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!
 * Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!
 * [As a vampire] You know what they say about me? I suck!

Others

 * Earl McGraw: Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.
 * Earl McGraw: Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.
 * Sex Machine: Now let's kill that fuckin' band.

Dialogue

 * Pete: Whatsamatter?
 * McGraw: [sighs] Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.
 * Pete: Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?
 * McGraw: Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?
 * Pete: You could sue the shit out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.
 * McGraw: What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head.

 * Pete Bottoms: [about McGraw] Look, he comes in here everyday, and we bullshit. He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I said no, he'd know somethin' was up.
 * Seth: I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road within the next five minutes, or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood.

 * Richie: The guy's back there taking a piss. Why don't I just go there, shoot him in the back of the head, and we'll get the Hell outta here.
 * Pete Bottoms: Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, and I'm acting as natural — in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.

 * [As Benny's World of Liquor explodes in the background]
 * Seth: What did I tell you? What did I say to you?! I said "Buy the road map and leave".
 * Richie: The fuck was I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us.
 * Seth: He didn't recognize shit!
 * Richie: Seth, I'm telling you. The way he looked at us, you especially, I knew he knew.
 * Seth: "Low profile". Do you understand the meaning of the words "low profile"?
 * Richie: "Hey, Richie, how's your hand?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth!
 * Seth: Let me tell you what "low profile" is not! It is not taking girls hostage! It is not shooting police officers! It is not setting fire to a building!
 * Richie: Bitch, bitch, bitch....

 * Seth: So, what's the story with you two, you a couple of fags?
 * Jacob: He's my son.
 * Seth: How's that happen? You don't look Japanese.
 * Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
 * Seth: Oh. Well, excuse me all to hell.

 * [Richie is day-dreaming]
 * Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
 * Richie: Uhh... sure.

 * Seth: [talking to Jacob about his wife's death in a car crash] Died right away?
 * Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.
 * Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
 * Jacob: Yes, they do.

 * Kate: Where are you taking us?
 * Richie: Mexico.
 * Kate: What's in Mexico?
 * Richie: Mexicans.

 * Richie: Where are my glasses?
 * Seth: They broke when you fell.
 * Richie: Oh, fuck, Seth, these are like my only pair!
 * Seth: Don't worry about it.
 * Richie: Whatdya mean, don't worry about it? Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see!
 * Seth: I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
 * Richie: Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.
 * Seth: It is not a big deal until you make it a big deal. Now I was in a very good mood, so stop bringing me down with this bullshit!

 * Seth: Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a fuckin' 4-H club.
 * Richie: I gotta say I'm with Jacob on this. I been to some fucked up places in my time, but that place is fucked up.

 * Seth: Now is my shit together, or is my shit together?
 * Richie: Your shit is forever together!

 * Jacob: Are you such a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
 * Seth: What did you call me?
 * Jacob: Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again?
 * Seth: Umm-hmm.
 * Jacob: Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.
 * Seth: Jacob, I want you to have a drink with me. I insist.

 * Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You'll be my slave. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot." Welcome to slavery.
 * Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife. [shoots the chandelier above her head, which falls and impales her]

 * Seth: [looking at Richie's corpse] I love you, Richie.
 * Richie: I love you too, Seth. [roars into vampire form]

 * Kate: Are you okay?
 * Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

 * Seth: Do you have a cross?
 * Jacob: In the motor home.
 * Seth: In other words, no.
 * Scott: What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.
 * Sex Machine: He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
 * Seth: Okay, I'll buy that.

 * Jacob: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
 * Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?

 * Seth: I don't give a damn about living or dying anymore. I just wanna send as many as these devils back to hell as I can.
 * Jacob: Amen.

 * Kate: Seth, should I save the last two bullets for us?
 * Seth: No, use 'em on the next fuck who tries to bite you!

 * Seth: [about the Titty Twister] Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?
 * Carlos: One place's just as good as another.
 * Seth: You've never been here before?
 * Carlos: No. I drove by it a couple of times. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops. It's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are.
 * Seth: Well, since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead! That girl's entire fucking family is dead!
 * Carlos: What were they, psychos?
 * Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
 * Carlos: Well Seth, how can I make it up to you?
 * Seth: No, Carlos! Can't do it! I tell you, you cannot make it up to me. Can't do it! [pause] 15%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start.
 * Carlos: [beat] 28?
 * Seth: My brother's gone, Carlos, you understand that? He's gone, and he is not coming back, and that is your fault. [beat] 20%.
 * [Carlos smiles as they both move to shake hands]
 * Carlos and Seth: [simultaneously] 25.
 * [They both nod in agreement]

 * [Last lines]
 * Seth: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard.

About From Dusk till Dawn

 * I had to work with Harvey Keitel, and my character was supposed to dominate him. Now, nobody but nobody dominates Harvey on screen. I did my best, but when I look at the result, I can see him throw in a gesture, raise an eyebrow, or even take a pause, and he takes focus. That's why he's Harvey Keitel, and I'm just a lucky guy with the best job in the world.
 * George Clooney
 * Do you know what it was like to dance with that snake in a bikini? That's probably the biggest challenge I have ever encountered.
 * Salma Hayek

Taglines

 * A terrifying evil has been unleashed. And five strangers are our only hope to stop it.
 * Vampires. No Interviews.
 * From Quentin Tarantino. From Robert Rodriguez. From Dusk Till Dawn.
 * The Showdown is on.
 * One night is all that stands between them and freedom. But it's going to be one hell of a night.
 * How far can Too Far go?

Cast

 * Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller
 * George Clooney - Seth Gecko
 * Quentin Tarantino - Richard Gecko
 * Juliette Lewis - Kate Fuller
 * Ernest Liu - Scott Fuller
 * Salma Hayek - Santanico Pandemonium
 * Cheech Marin - Border Guard/Chet Pussy/Carlos
 * Danny Trejo - Razor Charlie
 * Tom Savini - Sex Machine
 * Fred Williamson - Frost
 * Michael Parks - Texas Ranger Earl McGraw

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User:MECU

My main account is on Wikipedia. Please see it there: Mecu.

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User talk:67.186.34.138

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Futurama. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos 03:53, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

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My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids was a sitcom that aired on ABC, 2001–2005. It starred Damon Wayans and Tisha Campbell-Martin.

Dialogue

 * Jay (after Tiara compliments Junior's shoes): Tiara, he [Junior] put those mirrors on his shoes so he could look up at your panties.
 * Tiara: Well, joke's on him, because I'm not wearing any.

 * Junior (who's about to eat raw chicken): Have you ever heard of sushi?
 * Michael: Have you ever heard of salmonella?
 * Junior: No, but if she knows how to cook, invite her over?

 * Kady:I made you some chicken noodle soup.
 * Michael: Did you get this [water in the soup] out of the toilet like the last time?
 * Kady: No, silly!
 * (Michael starts to eat the soup)
 * Kady: ...the fish tank!
 * (Michael then spits out the soup)
 * Michael: Mmm, mmm, guppy!

 * Michael: No asking your grandfather for money.
 * Junior: I can't stop him. He folds it up in his hand and shoves it in my pocket. What can I do?
 * Michael: Be naked. I bet he won't shove it in that pocket.

 * Jay (to Michael): Are these [pants] yours or Junior's?
 * Michael: Junior's. I don't have pants with more than 38 pockets.

 * Jay: What does that look like to you?
 * Michael: I'll say it's chocolate-covered raisins.
 * Jay: No, it looks like mouse droppings.
 * Michael: There's only one way to find out. Junior, come taste one of these.

 * Michael: I thought you were going shopping for towels.
 * Jay: I did.
 * Michael: When did Sony start making towels?

 * Franklin: First, we need to clean it (referring to a raw chicken).
 * Claire:OK, I'll put it in the dishwasher. Life cycle, right?

 * Franklin: Today, we're going to cook minute rice.
 * Claire: Really? How long will that take?

 * Jay: I've got ye olde egg salad.
 * Michael: That's why ye olde lifespan was only 36 years, because ye olde bowels couldn't digest ye olde food.

 * Michael: Put him [a customer] down!
 * Calvin: I'm trying, but I don't know where to put him down! Why did they put in a 'pick-up' sign when they didn't put in a 'put-down' sign?
 * Michael: It's a good thing you didn't see the 'loading in rear' sign.

 * Claire: How would you feel if your parents went on a double date with you and Mom?
 * Michael: Like a virgin.

 * Michael: You seem to be forgetting what we did in a movie theater. Remember the hot dog trick?
 * Jay: Go check on the kids.

 * Junior (after Michael writes the title of Junior's notepad of dumb sayings called "I Ain't Dumb"): Dad, there's no 'B' in dumb, that's 'dum-bee'.

 * Michael: I found a gray hair.
 * Jay: Where? In your goatee?
 * Michael: Lower.
 * Jay: Your chest?
 * Michael: Warmer.
 * Jay: You're nuts!
 * Michael: Exactly. The right one.

 * Jay: You have 10 whole teeth in your mouth.
 * Kady: That's more than Grandma, right?

 * Junior: These hands were made for love.
 * Michael: I know one of them is.

 * Junior: For once, I'm not the dumbest one in the room.
 * Tony: Yes, you are.
 * Junior: You just proved me right. Because it's, "Yes, you is."
 * Michael: Why don't you quit while you're behind, son?

 * Junior: He who runs away, lives to fight another day.
 * Michael: Yeah. And then he runs to join the Village People.

 * Junior (about accidentally knocking Michael out while being taught how to box): I feel like Sugar Ray.
 * Jay: Which one?
 * Junior: The band.

 * Claire (after telling Junior, who got into a fight with Tony and got beat up after he assumed that Claire and Tony were having sex, when really they were playing miniature golf): What did you think we did?
 * Junior: It.
 * Claire: It?
 * Jay: It?
 * Michael: It?
 * Claire: That's disgusting!
 * Jay: That's disgusting!
 * Michael: That's just plain damn nasty.

 * Jay (to Claire, who broke up with Tony after seeing him with another woman, who was actually his cousin): Baby, you've got to communicate with Tony. That is the secret to any good relationship. How do you think your father and I have held in there for so long?
 * Michael: Unplanned pregnancies?
 * (Jay stamps on Michael's foot) Ow!
 * You said you wanted me to give the male point of view, I'm giving you the male point of view!
 * Jay: Go point your view back at the television.

 * Michael (to Claire, who is eating junk food to comfort her after her breakup with Tony): Claire, you gotta watch your sugar intake. You're already genetically predisposed to being a little thick. (looks at Jay)
 * Jay: That wasn't even necessary!
 * Michael: Baby, I was just being honest.
 * Jay (referring to Michael's head): Do I run around the house telling Junior that he's genetically predisposed of looking like a brown egg?

 * Kady: Mom always burns the bottom of her cookies, and I like that.
 * Jay: Thanks...I think.

 * Michael: (to restaurant warker) You're Japanese, too?
 * Man: Until midnight.

 * Hippie: (to Michael) I'm going to call you 'Dark Cloud'. Aah!
 * Michael: And I'm going to call you 'a cab'! Aah!

 * Franklin: [to Kady, after she unknowingly applied skunk odor to herself] Don't worry, my little stinkweed. I still love you.

 * Jay: It's Junior's first big-boy drawers!
 * Michael: I remember the big doo-doos he left in those drawers.

 * Jay: Junior's SAT scores just came in.
 * Michael: Oh boy, let me get the whiskey.

 * Jay: Claire, you're 16 now, what do you see yourself doing in the next few years?
 * Claire: Shopping.

 * Michael: Son, how do you feel about sheep?
 * Junior: Hey, who don't like saving money?

 * Jay: (to Michael) If you keep this up, you're going to get to know your fingers really well.

 * Michael: This beef stroganoff is really saying something.
 * Jay: Yeah, it's saying 'I'm meatloaf!'

 * Claire: Junior, get your butt out of my face!
 * Junior: Get your face out of my butt!
 * Claire: I'm the one in the line of fire!

 * A short time later:

 * Michael: Junior, I'll give you $50 if you fart right now.

 * Kady: Which one of the Powerpuff Girls is my favorite?
 * Franklin: Barney?

 * Vanessa: Which yogurt flavor is my favorite?
 * Junior: Seven!

 * Jay: What is my dress size?
 * Michael: The answer to your question is, your dress size is a six...
 * Jay: *giggling*
 * Michael: ...teen!

 * Michael: Why does everyone think I'm the big green ogre?
 * Junior: Because you are.

 * Jay: What, you have a big-screen TV in your back pocket?
 * Wanda: No, but thanks for suggesting one can fit back there.

 * Junior: I can't concentrate on my homework.
 * Michael: So you have to concentrate to bring home two D's and an F.

 * Jay: I'm cleaning out the closet.
 * Michael: With what, a bomb?

 * Jay: Tell me that's not Brian McKnight.
 * Junior: That's not Brian McKnight.
 * Jay: Yes, it is, Junior.
 * Junior: Then why'd you tell me to tell you--
 * Jay: Shut up, boy, and get me to the altar!

 * Calvin: [after tasting some pudding meant to symbolize feces in a baby's soiled diaper] Mmm, it's chocolate pudding.
 * Instructor: Lucky for you, that's right.'''

Jay

 * (referring to Ken's new girlfriend, Tiara) "I hope this one doesn't think Apartheid is a laundry detergent."
 * (to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!"
 * (to Michael, after hearing Tony singing) "I can't ignore him. He sounds like a cat in heat."
 * "The boy (Junior) has a lawnchair for a front (car) seat."
 * (to Junior, about his car) "She may have character, but she doesn't have a front seat."

Junior

 * "Why do they call it a 'coffin' when you can't cough?"
 * "Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your milkshake!"
 * "I may have put the '-oron' in 'moron', but I didn't put the '-upid' in 'dumb'!"
 * "And he [Christopher Columbus] thought the world was round. What an idiot!"
 * "You know I can't work a VCR."

Michael

 * "How am I supposed to believe that my pie got up and ate itself?"
 * "This [pie] is all you're going to eat until I find out who did it [ate his pie]."
 * "Did you see the way those women looked at me? I felt like a hamburger in Somalia."
 * "Boy, you've got your butt in my ear!"
 * "Kissing can lead to touching, and touching can lead to grandchildren."
 * (to a man at the gas station) "Hey, Shrek! You think you can move any time this century?!"
 * "'Summer Breeze'? That sounds like a feminine hygiene commercial."

Kady

 * "I don't care about no chocolate, anyway. It gives me the runs."

Franklin

 * "Let's drink some of that colored water, saturated with high-fructose corn syrup, get a huge sugar rush going, and then watch hours of insipid animated marsupials sing and dance their way through a jungle festooned with product placement featuring candy-laced cereals that will no doubt destroy my pancreas before I'm 12 and leave me twitching in a diabetic coma."

Other people

 * Grandma Kyle: "I'm going to outlive you if it kills me!"
 * Nurse: "Did something die in here?"

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Talk:This Is Spinal Tap

WHY CAN'T I MAKE THE ROB REINER LINK WORK!?!??!?!
 * It had been created as a Wikiquote link. Since there is no Rob Reiner article in Wikiquote, it resulted in a red link.  I have now corrected it to link to Wikipedia. - InvisibleSun 05:47, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

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Chicken Run

 is a 2000 British clay animation film about a band of chickens who seek escape from their coop before their owners, mild-mannered egg farmer Mr. Tweedy and his overbearing wife, make them all into chicken pot pies. Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget was a sequel in 2023.
 * Directed and written by Peter Lord and Nick Park.

This Ain't No Chick Flick! taglines

Mr. Willard Tweedy

 * I'll teach you to make a fool out of me!
 * NOW LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE LOT OF YOU! NO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWEEDY'S FARM!
 * I know just the one.
 * I told you they was organized!

Dialogue

 * [First lines; The movie begins with Ginger has just dug a hole with a spoon to get under the fence. She signals Bunty, Babs, and three other chickens to come over to the fence, but they make a loud noise once they come to the fence]
 * Bunty: [loud whispering] Shush!
 * Babs: [whimpers]
 * [Bunty tries to get under the fence, but she is too big. Willard Tweedy hears this and turns around.]
 * Bunty: I'm stuck!
 * [Ginger rolls her eyes and goes to help Bunty get under the fence, but Edwina, Babs and the other chickens are making too much noise trying to push Bunty under. Once Ginger arrives to the rescue, she puts her wing over Bunty's beak so that Willard Tweedy doesn't hear her. Unfortunately, the noise of Edwina, Babs and the other chickens trying to push her under the fence attracts the attention of the dogs. Ginger hears the dogs and sees Willard Tweedy trying to hold them back]
 * Ginger: Get back!
 * [Dogs barking and are about to attack Ginger but Melisha Tweedy opens the front door]
 * Melisha Tweedy: [first words] Mr. Tweedy.
 * [Willard Tweedy looks at her]
 * Melisha Tweedy: What is that chicken doing outside the fence?
 * Willard Tweedy: [first words] Oh, [giggles] I don't know I...
 * Melisha Tweedy: Just deal with it. Now!
 * [Melisha Tweedy slams the door at Willard Tweedy's face. Willard takes Ginger to a coal bin.]
 * Willard Tweedy: [to Ginger] I'll teach you to make a fool out of me. [throws her in the coal bin, then turns to the other chickens] NOW LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE LOT OF YOU! NO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWEEDY'S FARM!

 * [Edwina has been sentenced to the chop after she fails to produce any more eggs]
 * Ginger: Edwina. Bunty, why didn't you give her some of yours?
 * Bunty: I would have. She didn't tell me, she didn't tell anyone.

 * [Bunty, Babs and another hen sneak towards Hut 17 with knitted masks over them. Bunty bangs the door, and Ginger lets them in when she sees who it is, except for Babs, who just stands there. Ginger then pulls Babs in by her wing]
 * Babs: Ohh!
 * [Nick bangs the door, and Ginger looks to see who it is.]
 * Nick: You called? Nick and--
 * Fetcher: Fetcher.
 * Nick: At your service.
 * [Ginger comes out the door. Suddenly, she hears dogs barking and sees Mr Tweedy looking out the farmhouse window]
 * Ginger: Over here!
 * [She leads Nick and Fetcher to a corner.]
 * Ginger: We need some more things.
 * Nick: Right you are, Miss! [opens a lunchbox and holds up a couple thimbles] How about this quality, hand-crafted tea set?
 * Ginger: Um, no...
 * Fetcher: [holds up a drain plug on a chain] Or this lovely necklace and pendant?
 * Ginger: Well, it's lovely...
 * Nick: [holds up a badminton birdie] Or how about this little number that's all the rage in the most fashionable coops in Paris. Simply pop it on like so... [pops it on Ginger's head, feathers side up so that she looks like an Indian] And as the French hens say, "Voila!"
 * Fetcher: That IS French.
 * Nick: And that's two hats in one, Miss. For parties... [turns the birdie over, making it look like a wedding veil] ...For weddings! Uh, madame! This makes you look like a vision, like a dream.
 * Fetcher: Like a duck!
 * [Nick glares at him]
 * Ginger: No, thank you. [takes off the birdie and shows a diagram of a catapult] We're making this. We need these things. Can you get them?
 * Nick: Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh, this is a big job, Miss. Uh, bigger than the other ones. No, no, this is gonna cost.
 * Ginger: Same as always: one bag of seed. [hands Nick a bag of chicken feed]
 * Nick: You call this pay?!
 * Fetcher: It's chicken feed!
 * Ginger: What else could we give you?
 * Nick: Eggs.
 * Ginger: Eggs?!
 * Fetcher: Eggs. [holds up an egg cup and licks his lips]
 * Ginger: We can't give you our eggs. They're too valuable.
 * Nick: And so are we. [packs up to leave] After you, Fetcher.
 * Fetcher: [pausely] After I what?
 * Nick: Move!

 * Ginger: Think everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
 * Babs: Uh...
 * Bunty: We haven't tried NOT trying to escape.
 * Babs: [happily] Hmm. That might work.
 * Ginger: What about Edwina? How many more empty nests will it take?
 * Bunty: Well, perhaps it wouldn't be empty if she'd spent more time laying and less time escaping!
 * Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, it is guilty?
 * Babs: It's a living.
 * Ginger: Do you know what the problem is? The fences aren't just around the farm, they're up here [Points to head]. There is a better place out there, beyond on the hill, outdoors, trees and grass. You imagine it, with fresh grass and green.
 * Agnes: And who feeds us?
 * Ginger: We feed ourselves.
 * Hen: Where is the farm?
 * Ginger: There is no farm.
 * Babs: Then where does the farmer live?
 * Ginger: There is no farmer, Babs.
 * Babs: Is he on holiday?
 * Ginger: He isn't anywhere! Don't you get it? There's no role call, no dogs, no coups and locks and keys, and no fences!
 * Bunty: In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic... LOAD OF *TRIPE?!* [The chickens start murmuring] Let's face the facts, ducks. The chances of US getting out of HERE are 1,000,000 to 1.
 * Ginger: Then there's still a chance.

 * [After everyone is yelling]
 * Rocky Rhodes: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Let's back up and start from the top. Where am I?
 * Ginger: Uh, you're right, how rude of us. We're just very exci– [clears throat] This is a chicken farm.
 * Babs: And we're the chickens. [winks]
 * Rocky Rhodes: Ah, I'm with you so far. Chicken farm, chickens...
 * Fowler: [about Rocky] I don't like the look of this one. His eyes are too close together.
 * Ginger: Fowler, please!
 * Fowler: And he's a yank!
 * Rocky Rhodes: Easy, pops. Cockfighting's illegal where I come from.
 * Bunty: And where is that, exactly?
 * Rocky Rhodes: Ah, just a little place I call The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.
 * Mac: Scotland!
 * Rocky Rhodes: No! America!
 * Chickens: Oooh! America!
 * Fowler: Poppycock! Pushy Americans, always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here! [exits Hut 17]
 * Rocky Rhodes: Hey, what's eatin' Grandpa?
 * Ginger: Uh, don't mind him, mister... Mister...?
 * Rocky Rhodes: The name's Rocky. Rocky the Rhode Island Red. "Rhodes" for short.
 * Agnes: "Rocky Rhodes"?
 * Rocky Rhodes: Catchy, ain't it?
 * Ginger: Um, Mr. Rhodes, is this you?
 * Rocky Rhodes: Uh... who wants to know?
 * Ginger: A group of rather desperate chickens. You see, if it IS you, then you just might be the answer to our prayers.
 * [Rocky nervously looks at the chickens, who giggle anxiously]
 * Rocky Rhodes: Well, then, call me a miracle, doll face, 'cause that's me.
 * Chickens: Oooh!
 * Ginger: [Off-screen] And what brings you to England, Mr. Rhodes?
 * Rocky Rhodes: Why, all the beautiful English chicks, of course.

 * [Ginger makes a speech to the hens with Rocky behind her]
 * Ginger: I knew it was possible.
 * Rocky Rhodes: Oh, it's possible alright.
 * Ginger: I knew the answer would come.
 * Rocky Rhodes: Amen!
 * Ginger: We're all going to FLY over that fence, and Mr Rhodes is going to show us how, right?
 * Rocky Rhodes: That's r... W-w-what, did you say "fly"?
 * Ginger: You can teach us.
 * Rocky Rhodes: No, I can't. [The other hens sigh in despair] Listen. Shh! You hear that? [silence] That's the open road calling my name and I was born to answer that call. Bye! [dashes out the coop]
 * Babs: He must have very good hearing.

 * Ginger: So that's it. You're from the circus.
 * Rocky Rhodes: [alarmed] Shh!
 * Ginger: You're on the run, aren't you?
 * Rocky Rhodes: [pulls Ginger behind Hut 17] You wanna keep it down?! I'm trying to lay low here!
 * Ginger: I should turn you in right now!
 * Rocky Rhodes: You wouldn't… would you?
 * Ginger: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
 * Rocky Rhodes: Because I'm... cute? [Ginger stares at him and squawks loudly, he quickly clamps her beak shut] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What kind of crazy chick are you? Do you know what'll happen if he finds me?!
 * Ginger: It's a cruel world.
 * Rocky Rhodes: I've just decided, I don't like you.
 * Ginger: I've just decided, I don't care. Now show us how to fly.
 * Rocky Rhodes: With this wing?!
 * Ginger: Teach us, then!
 * Rocky Rhodes: No!
 * [Ginger squawks again]
 * Melisha Tweedy: He's valuable, you say?
 * Circus Man: Sure.
 * Melisha Tweedy: [to Mr Tweedy] Get the torch.
 * Rocky Rhodes: [clamps her beak shut again] Now you listen here, sister. I'm not going back to that life! I'm a lone free ranger; emphasis on "free"!
 * Ginger: And that's what we want - freedom! [Rocky notices the Tweedys approaching] Fancy that, they're coming this way.
 * Rocky Rhodes: Uh, no! Uh, no, they're after me!
 * Ginger: Teach us to fly, and we'll hide you.
 * Rocky Rhodes: And if I don't...? [Ginger starts to squawk again when Rocky clamp her beak shut this instant she does] Was your father, by any chance, a vulture?!
 * Ginger: Do we have a deal? [Offers her wing to seal the deal. Rocky reluctantly agrees and Ginger pulls him behind Hut 17]
 * Rocky Rhodes: Time to make good on that deal, doll–
 * Ginger: [grabs his beak] The name... is Ginger. [knocks on the wall of Hut 17. A hidden door opens and two chickens grab her and Rocky and take them inside]

 * [Fowler is forced to share his bunk in Hut 1 with Rocky]
 * Fowler: Absolutely outrageous! Asking a senior officer to share his quarters! And with a non-commissioned Yank, no less! Why, back in my day, I'd never...
 * Rocky Rhodes: Hey, you weren't exactly my first choice either. And scoot over! Your wing's on my side of the bunk.
 * Fowler: Your side of the bunk!? The whole bunk is my side of the bunk!
 * Rocky Rhodes: [snapping back] Just... What's that smell, is that your breath?
 * Fowler: [grumbling] It's absolutely outrageous.

 * Rocky: So, you wanna fly? Well, it ain't gonna be easy, and it ain't gonna happen overnight either. You see, flying takes three things - hard work, perseverance and... hard work.
 * Fowler: You said "hard work" twice!
 * Rocky: That's because it takes twice as much work as perseverance. [licks a feather and shows it to the hens, making all of them except Ginger laugh]
 * Fowler: Codswallop! [muttering] Cocky Yanks think that they know it all... [goes back into Hut 1]

 * Ginger: I thought you were going to teach us how to fly.
 * Rocky: That's what I'm doing.
 * Ginger: [chuckles] Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
 * Rocky: Hey, do I tell you how to lay eggs? Relax. We're making progress.
 * Ginger: Really? I can't help feeling we're going round in circles. [points to the chickens, who are indeed, spinning around in circles]
 * Rocky: What the...? Hey! Cut it out! You're making me dizzy! [The chickens stop, and start wobble around uneasily and toppling over] Yeah. I think they're ready to fly now.
 * Ginger: Good, 'cause they certainly can't WALK anymore.

 * Nick: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet, like...
 * Fetcher: [interrupting] Like a fish!
 * Nick: Yeah, and we- [pauses] Like a FISH? You stupid Norbert.

 * [After Ginger has told the chickens that the Tweedys are planning to kill them all]
 * Rocky: Listen, I've met some hard-boiled eggs in my day, but I'd say you're about 20 minutes!
 * Ginger: And what's that supposed to mean?
 * Rocky: It means you gotta lighten up. You see, over in America, we have this rule - "If you want to motivate someone, don't mention death!"
 * Ginger: Funny. Over here, the rule is "always tell the truth"!
 * Rocky: Uh, and hey, that's been working like a real charm, hasn't it? Here's some free advice: you want them to perform? Tell them what they wanna hear.
 * Ginger: You mean lie? [exits Hut 1]
 * Rocky: [sighs] Here we go again. You know what your problem is? You're... difficult!
 * Ginger: Why, because I'm honest? I care about what happens to them. Something I wouldn't expect a lone free ranger to know anything about!
 * Rocky: Hey, if this is the way you show it, I hope you never care about me!
 * Ginger: I can assure you, I never will!
 * Rocky: Good!?
 * Ginger: Fine!

 * [The pie machine has been built and Mr and Mrs Tweedy looks at it]
 * Willard Tweedy: Ooh! That's champion, that is. What is it?
 * Melisha Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
 * Willard Tweedy: Uh! What kind of pies?
 * Melisha Tweedy: [sarcastically] Apple.
 * Willard Tweedy: My favourite!
 * Melisha Tweedy: [forcefully] Chicken pies, you great lummox! [calmly] Imagine it! In less than a fortnight, every grocer's in the county will be stocked with box upon box of "Mrs Tweedy's Homemade Chicken Pies".
 * Willard Tweedy: Just "Missus"?
 * Melisha Tweedy: Woman's touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable.
 * Willard Tweedy: Uh, right. How does it work? [about to pull the gearshift]
 * Melisha Tweedy: [slaps Mr Tweedy on the hand] Get me a chicken and I'll show you.
 * Willard Tweedy: I know just the 1. [walks out to get Ginger] ?

 * [on finding out Rocky can't fly. Inside joke, see Trivia]
 * Bunty: I knew he was fake all along. In fact, I'm not even certain he was American.

 * Willard Tweedy: [being attacked by the chickens] MRS TWEEDY, THE CHICKENS ARE REVOLTING!
 * Melisha Tweedy: [sarcastically, with her back turned, not paying attention] Finally, something we agree on.

 * Ginger: Listen. We'll either die free chickens or die trying.
 * Babs: Are those the only choices?

 * Nick: [aboard the flying machine] The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and-
 * Fetcher: Kiss your bum goodbye!

 * Ginger: Alright, Fowler! Ready for takeoff!
 * Fowler: Behind you all the way!
 * Ginger: But... you're supposed to be up there! [points to the cockpit] You're the pilot!
 * Fowler: Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
 * Ginger: But... but back in your day. The Royal Air Force.
 * Fowler: 644 Squadron, Poultry Division! We were the mascots.
 * Ginger: You mean you never actually FLEW the plane!?
 * Fowler: Good heavens, no! I'm a CHICKEN! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!
 * [The chickens hear this and start chattering in a panic.]
 * Hen: We're all gonna die!
 * Ginger: You have to fly it. You're always talking about back in your day. Well, today is your day!
 * Bunty: You can do it, you old sausage.
 * [Fowler pulls himself together, stands and salutes.]
 * Fowler: Wing Commander T.I. Fowler reporting for duty. [The hens cheer; Fowler impatiently talks over them, heading for the cockpit.] Come on, what are you waiting for? Let's get this crate off the ground!

 * [On the flying machine]
 * Fowler: We need more power!
 * Mac: I cannae work miracles, Cap'n! We're giving her all she's got!

 * [Ginger slaps Rocky]
 * Ginger: THAT'S for leaving. [pulls him close] And THIS is for coming back.
 * [Loud nose occurs, the crate is pulled down slightly and the chickens scream]
 * Fowler: Great Scott! What was that?
 * Mac: A cling-on, Cap'n, and the engines can't take it!
 * [Melisha Tweedy scares Rocky and Ginger]
 * Ginger: Oh my goodness. Babs! Scissors!
 * Babs: Bingo!
 * Ginger: Lower me down.
 * Rocky: But... Ginger...
 * Ginger: Just do it.
 * Fowler: Increase velocity!
 * Babs: What does that mean?
 * Bunty: It means PEDAL YOUR FLIPPIN' GIBLETS OUT!!
 * [Melisha Tweedy climbs the lights]
 * Ginger: LOWER!
 * Rocky: I'm trying!
 * [Melisha Tweedy climbs the lights]
 * Ginger: FOWLER LOOK OUT!
 * Rocky: GINGER!
 * [Rocky Starts firing eggs at Melisha Tweedy]
 * Rocky: FIRE!
 * Rocky: FIRE!
 * Fetcher: Oh, me eggs.
 * [Ginger loses Babs' scissors]
 * Rocky: MORE AMMO, HURRY!
 * Nick: WE'VE GOT NO MORE EGGS!
 * Rocky: GINGER! LOOK OUT!
 * Melisha Tweedy: [Snarling. Melisha Tweedy breaks the wire and Ginger fakes her death]
 * Rocky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * [Ginger looks up at Melisha Tweedy]
 * Melisha Tweedy: [Groans. Ginger reveals the broken wire in front of Melisha Tweedy]
 * Melisha Tweedy: HUH?
 * Ginger: Bye-bye! [Melisha Tweedy screams after her side of the wire is lets go]
 * Fowler: BOMBS AWAY!
 * Melisha Tweedy: [her last words] MR. TWEEDY!
 * [All the chickens cheer for victory]
 * Rocky: Oh, that was good, that was GOOD!
 * Fowler: The Old Bird bought it! [Laughing]
 * Willard Tweedy: Mrs. Tweedy, Mrs. Tweed-- [Mrs. Tweedy shrieking and gasping. The Willard Tweedy closed the door slowes and pie machine explodes]
 * Rocky and Ginger: WHOA! [Gravy leaks down the door]
 * Willard Tweedy: [his last words] I told you they was organized. [Melisha Tweedy gets angrily, and the door falls flat on her]

 * [Last lines]
 * Nick: 'Ey, 'ey, here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'll have all the eggs we could eat.
 * Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken then.
 * Nick: No. No, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first. That's where you get the chicken from.
 * Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where you gonna get an egg?
 * Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.
 * Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.
 * Nick: Yeah, but you gotta get the chicken first to get the egg, and then the egg, you get the chicken out.
 * Fetcher: Hang on. Let's go over this again.
 * [The screen puts up, "The End", then the bonus credits scene]

 * [Very last lines, the screen puts up, "The End", then the bonus credits scene]
 * Nick: The egg, obviously. Rollin' along happy as Larry, then, crack! Hatches into the first chicken.
 * Fetcher: Yeah, but where'd the egg come from, then?
 * Nick: What do you mean, where'd it come from?
 * Fetcher: Egg comes rollin' along, happy as Larry. It's wonderin', where'd it come from? Without a chicken, you get no egg to come rollin' along.
 * Nick: Well, conversely, without an egg to hatch into the chicken, there will be no chicken to lay the other egg that hatches into the chicken that lays the egg I mentioned in the first place.
 * Fetcher: So we got two eggs now?
 * Nick: No, we're still talking about the very first egg.
 * Fetcher: But what happened about the very first chicken?
 * Nick: He's in the very first egg! Aren't you listenin'?
 * Rocky: Uh, guys. Guys? Tryin' to enjoy paradise over here.
 * Nick: Oh, sorry, guv.
 * Fetcher: Beg your pardon.
 * Nick: Won't happen again.
 * Rocky: Thanks.
 * Nick: Gitface.
 * Fetcher: Pillock.
 * Nick: Thinks he's such a big shot 'cause he's got his name on a poster. These show biz folk are all the same.
 * Fetcher: Yeah, the rats are the stars, carefully. Yeah, they are. Of course they are.
 * Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are. Of course they are. We do all the work, he gets all the credits.
 * Fetcher: But he does get all the birds. He gets everything.
 * Nick: Yes, he does. Everything.
 * Fetcher: You said it, mate.
 * Nick: I know.

Deleted Dialogues

 * [Melisha Tweedy grabs the wire and both Rocky and Ginger walk slowly up to the rear]
 * Ginger: Oh No. SHES GRABBED ON!

Taglines

 * This Ain't No Chick Flick!
 * Escape or Die Frying.
 * A Few Good Hen.
 * There's Nothing More Determined Than Poultry With A Plan.
 * She's Poultry In Motion.
 * Feathers Will Fly!
 * The Lone Free Ranger.
 * It's Chicken Impossible.
 * A Chicken Will Rise!
 * The Cluck Stops Here.
 * Run, Don't Walk!

Voice cast

 * Julia Sawalha — Ginger the hen

 * Mel Gibson — Rocky the rooster
 * Lynn Ferguson — Mac
 * Jane Horrocks — Babs
 * Imelda Staunton — Bunty
 * Benjamin Whitrow — Fowler
 * Phil Daniels — Fetcher
 * Timothy Spall — Nick
 * Tony Haygarth — Mr Tweedy farmer
 * Miranda Richardson — Mrs Tweedy farmwoman

 * John Sharian — ringmaster
 * Jo Allen, Lisa Kay and Laura Strachan — Additional Chickens
 * Debi Derryberry — Edwina
 * Mona Marshall — Agnes
 * Frank Welker — Dogs

Rolleliste

 * Rocky – Søren Pilmark
 * Ginger – Annette Heick
 * Mac – Jette Sievertsen
 * Babs – Trine Pallesen
 * Mr Tweedy – Per Pallesen
 * Mrs Tweedy – Anne Marie Helger
 * Fowler – John Hahn-Petersen
 * Fetcher – Torben Zeller
 * Nick – Claus Bue
 * Bunty – Ellen Hillingsø

I mindre roller

 * Vibeke Dueholm
 * Louise Engell
 * Puk Scharbau
 * Lars Thiesgaard
 * Julian T. Kellermann
 * Helene W. Moe

Technical Credits

 * Instruktør – Lars Thiesgaard
 * Oversættelse – Hans Kristian Bang
 * Producer – Svend Christiansen

title: Chicken Run


text:
Cleopatra (1963 film)

Cleopatra is a 1963 American epic historical drama film chronicling the struggles of Cleopatra VII, the young Queen of Egypt, to resist the imperial ambitions of Rome.
 * Directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz. Written by Joseph L. Mankiewicz, Ranald MacDougall, and Sidney Buchman.

The motion picture the world has been waiting for!

Cleopatra

 * The corridors are dark, gentlemen… but you mustn't be afraid. I am with you.
 * We must not disappoint the mighty Caesar! The Romans tell fabulous tales of my baths and handmaidens... and my morals!
 * I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!
 * I am the Nile. I will have sons. Isis has told me… My breasts are full of love and life. My hips are rounded and well apart. Such women, they say, have sons.
 * How dare you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library? Play conqueror all you want, Mighty Caesar! Rape, murder, pillage thousands, millions of human beings! But neither you nor any other barbarian has the right to destroy one human thought!
 * There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.
 * We'll make this our beginning. Beginning with tonight... You must never envy Caesar, or anyone, anything else again.
 * How it hurts. How love can stab the heart.
 * That’s how Romans frighten little girls. They like to frighten little girls!
 * [On Antony's death] Strange, there has never been... such a silence.
 * Octavian, when I am ready to die, I will die.
 * [After the Asp has bitten her] How strangely awake I feel. As if living had been just a long dream. Someone else’s dream. Now finished at last...

Caesar

 * [Speaking of the Grand Eunuc])... a position not acquired without certain, shall we say, sacrifice.
 * [After the execution of Pothinus] Flavius, return Apollodorus' dagger to him… but clean it first. It has Pothinus all over it.
 * I do not understand why the eyes of a statue should always lack life.
 * Remind him as always to keep his Legions intact, for they make the law legal.

Antony

 * How many have loved you since him? One? Ten? Anyone? No one? Have they kissed you with Caesar's lips? Touched you with his hands? Is it his name you cry out in the dark? And afterwards, alone, has he reproached you and have you begged forgiveness of his memory?
 * For so long now you have filled my life...like...like a great noise that I hear everywhere in my heart. I want to be free of you. Of wanting you. Of being afraid. But I will never...be free of you.
 * Lovers always want so much never to have loved before...It becomes a game. Who loved whom first?
 * From the first instant I saw you, entering Rome on that monstrous stone beast, shining in the sun like a little gold toy how I envied Caesar. Went suddenly sick with it. Not his conquests or his triumphs. Not his titles of the mob. I envied him you.
 * Everything that I shall ever want to hold or look upon or have or be is here now with you.
 * Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?
 * [Dying in Cleopatra's arms] A kiss...to take my breath away...

Octavian

 * Antony is dead? You say that as if it were an everyday occurrence. The soup is hot, the soup is cold. Antony is alive, Antony is dead.
 * I am Caesar.

Dialogue

 * Julius Caesar: You all look so impressive. Any one of you could be king.
 * Pothinus: His Majesty King Ptolemy, kindred of Horus and Ra, beloved of Thoth...
 * Julius Caesar: Et cetera, et cetera; you welcome me. And I, Gaius Julius Caesar, Consul of the Roman Senate, Pontifex Maximus, et cetera, et cetera, thank you.

 * Julius Caesar: Ah, yes. I seem to recall some mention of an obsession you have about your divinity... Isis, is it not?
 * Cleopatra: I shall have to insist that you mind what you say. I am Isis. I am worshiped by millions who believe it. You are not to confuse what I am with the so-called divine origin which every Roman general seems to acquire together with his shield. It was, uh, Venus you chose to be descended from, wasn't it?

 * Agrippa: Well versed in the natural sciences and mathematics. She speaks seven languages proficiently. Were she not a woman one would consider her to be an intellectual. Nothing bores me so much as an intellectual!
 * Julius Caesar: Makes a better admiral of you, Agrippa.

 * Cleopatra: Catullus doesn't approve of you... why haven't you had him killed?
 * Caesar: Because I approve of him.

 * Cleopatra: [kicking a cushion off her dais for Caesar to kneel on during her coronation] You have such bony knees.
 * Caesar: Not only bony, but unaccustomed to this sort of thing.

 * Marc Antony: Your tongue is old, but sharp, Cicero. Be careful how you waggle it. One day it will cut off your head.
 * Cicero: 'Twill more likely be your sword, Antony: 'tis just as sharp, and quicker... and frightened of heads.

 * Marc Antony: Octavian... this son of Caesar, does it upset you?
 * Octavian: No.
 * Marc Antony: You were so shut at the mouth just now one would think your words were are precious to you as your gold.
 * Octavian: Like my gold, I used them where they are worth most.
 * Marc Antony: Ah! And your virtue? [Leans over to him] My friend has a friend.
 * Octavian: That too.
 * Marc Antony: You know, Octavian... it's possible that when you die, you will die without ever having been alive.

 * Antony: Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.
 * Rufio: It is also difficult to tell the rank of a naked general. Generals without armies are naked indeed.

 * Germanicus: [in the Roman Senate] Antony! Stay not too long in Alexandria!
 * [General laughter]
 * Octavian: Germanicus, stay not too long in Rome.
 * {More laughter]

 * Cleopatra: Without you Antony, this is not a world I want to live in, much less conquer.Because for me there would be no love anywhere. Do you want me to die with you ? I will. Or do you want me to live with you ? Whatever you choose.
 * Antony: Are we too late, do you think, if we choose life ?
 * Cleopatra: Better too late than never.

 * Cleopatra: You will kneel.
 * Antony: I will what?
 * Cleopatra: On your knees.
 * Antony: [indignant] You dare ask the Proconsul of Rome-
 * Cleopatra: I asked it of Julius Caesar. I demand it of you!

 * Cleopatra: The way to prevent war is to be ready for it!
 * Sosigenes: Have 300 warships ever been built for war without war?

 * Agrippa: [After discovering Cleopatra's gold-clad body, with her servants Charmian and Eiras, who have been bitten by the asp that killed Cleopatra] Was this well done of your lady?
 * Charmian: Extremely well, befitting the last of so many noble rulers.

Cast

 * Elizabeth Taylor - Cleopatra
 * Rex Harrison - Julius Caesar
 * Richard Burton - Marc Antony
 * Roddy McDowall - Octavian
 * Andrew Keir - Agrippa

title: Cleopatra (1963 film)


text:
Ed Harcourt

Ed Harcourt (born 14 August 1977) is an English singer-songwriter born in Lewes, East Sussex.

Quotes

 * It's about, you know, how the world is so...fucking doomed. Sort of an apocalyptic album but I want it to be quite cartoony in a way.
 * "MusicOMH.com Interview" (2004).

 * Who's to say that every performer should be a good actor? Why can't you just be yourself?
 * "MusicOMH.com Interview" (2004).

Song lyrics

 * When you're on your own. You walk in the rain.
 * Apple Of My Eye

 * I drink a lot of wine when I'm alone.
 * Apple Of My Eye

 * You pretend you're happy. That you've got it all. But don't be upset If you fall on your knees. And beg like a dog.
 * Apple Of My Eye

 * All of your days will be blessed so put on a smile and get dressed into the void we will fly away from here.
 * All Of Your Days Will Be Blessed

 * But you and I know the seasons are slow the rivers they froze, the wind always blows down all our dreams, the engine's out of steam. **All Of Your Days Will Be Blessed
 * Bittersweetheart, bittersweetheart you've been good to me.
 * Bittersweetheart

 * Well I've travelled around the earth and still I wonder if I'm the first human being who questions his worth.
 * Bittersweetheart

 * And every word that you speak makes my heart sing when it's weak for often this outlook on life can be bleak.
 * Bittersweetheart

 * I see my body float like leaves. Every day I want to breathe. Rap my knuckles till they bleed. A river deep.
 * Bleed A River Deep

 * If I had sharp claws I'd get on all fours. And scratch your back for free.
 * Bleed A River Deep

 * I'm not scared of dying. I'm not scared of death. I'll keep a smile 'til my last breath. I've loved 'til I've lost. I've lived how I felt. One day I will find peace within myself.
 * Braille

 * I want to take all the sadness. Of the world from your shoulders. I want to take all the sadness. Of the world from your shoulders. I want to take all the sadness.
 * Braille

 * My heartache, is my mistake you see.
 * God Protect Your Soul

 * I can't express myself 'cause I'm not fully grown.
 * God Protect Your Soul

 * I wish I was fiction, I wish I was fact.
 * God Protect Your Soul

 * I need to build a wall around me. But I want to smile with everybody. Would you say that is possessive of me?
 * God Protect Your Soul.

 * Yes we feel bad in winter. We act a little bit strange. The dark sky threatens me daily. Makes me alter and mood change, change, change, change.
 * God Protect Your Soul.

 * Once I was a shadow of man. Most dark nights my head was in its hands.
 * I'am The Drug.

 * I begged God to cure my aching limbs. But he did nothing, he gave me no advice. Didn't this God abandon Jesus Christ? Oh if it comes to you, I'll die for your sins.
 * I'am The Drug.

 * Without me all the lines of reality will blur.
 * I'am The Drug.

 * So I said I don't mind if I lose. 'Cause if I win I'll be so confused
 * She Fell Into My Arms.

 * And if you need to kiss me. Then you'll most definitely miss me. When I'm gone.
 * She Fell Into My Arms

 * God, you make me sing. Funny things about you You infect my mind. All the time, you do.
 * She Fell Into My Arms

 * There's something in my eye. Bloodshot in disguise. God knows I really tried. Making the big time. Aiming to climb high.
 * Something In My Eye

 * If the world did end. Would you be my apocalyptic friend?
 * Until Tomorrow Then

 * I guess it's you I miss. 'Cause I just stare at the ceiling. My stomach knots and twists. You've created this feeling. And I may be out of style. But do you know what true love is? I'll make this all so worthwhile. So let's rise above this. Let's rise above this.
 * Until Tomorrow Then

 * Oh, I'm staying in today. And watch the others play. Oh, wash my sins away. Like all good children I mean what I say.
 * Visit From The Dead Dog

 * I guess God has the last laugh. From up on high he lets us kill. And his people die for their faith. And we call it triumph of the will.
 * Visit From The Dead Dog

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