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Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye

Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (2002–2005) was an American police drama about deaf FBI agent Sue Thomas. It premiered in the US in 2002, and in Canada in 2003 and ended in May 2005 as it was slated for non-renewal by PAX TV. Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye is one of the only television series to have featured a deaf lead character working a regular job not connected with an institution "for the deaf", such as Gallaudet University.

Assassins [1.4]

 * Jack: Okay, ladies and gents, this is what we get paid the medium bucks for.

The Signing [1.6]

 * Jack: I want you to get back in there with him. Keep trying to turn him as long as we've got.
 * Sue: You saw how it went. All he did was shrug off his problems and make passes at me. You could have done that well without being able to communicate with him at all.
 * Jack: Well, I doubt he would have made passes at me.

 * [Watching Sue and Troy communicating in American Sign Language]
 * Jack: Thousands of dollars worth of surveillance equipment. They're carrying on a conversation, and we are completely clueless.
 * Bobby: Hmm. Little window into what they must feel like sometimes, eh?

Silent Night [1.8]

 * [The team is watching a surveillance video of a bank robber dressed as Santa Claus.]
 * Sue: I've seen that face before.
 * Jack: And that round little belly. I hear it shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
 * Tara: My intelligence sources say he works with a group of reindeer--the gang of eight.
 * Dimitrius: Yeah, and their leader's a young buck, Rudolph, code name Red-Nose.
 * Bobby: There's two things you don't mess with: Elvis and Santa.
 * Myles: All right, this is serious. We are talking about armed bank robbery here.
 * Jack: All right, Myles is right.
 * Dimitrius: Oh, bah, humbug.
 * Jack: We promise we won't make fun of Santa anymore.
 * [Myles turns back to the screen.]
 * Sue: Because if we did, we might get coal in our stockings.
 * [Bobby laughs. Myles turns and looks at Sue.]
 * Sue: Sorry, it just slipped out.
 * [Myles throws down his papers and walks away.]
 * Bobby: Oh, Merry Christmas, Ebenezer!

 * [Bobby has been assigned a lunch meeting with a reporter.]
 * Ted Garrett: She has an agenda, and it doesn't match ours. So walk softly and carry a big 'no comment'.
 * Bobby: No worries.
 * ''[Ted Garrett exits.]
 * Bobby: I can take care of her, boys. It's the accent. Gets 'em every time.
 * [Bobby exits.]
 * Myles: She's gonna put him on a barbie and have him for lunch.
 * Jack: Yeah.

 * Bobby: Righto, look, can we just um--declare a truce here? I mean, after all, it is Christmas, right? Peace on earth, goodwill toward men. And--and women.
 * Darcy D'Angelo: So, we should be nice to each other once a year because it's good business for Madison Avenue? Christmas is just a commercial charade perpetuated by a capitalistic society.
 * Bobby: Yes, that's much better. I think you're starting to capture the spirit perfectly. And to think, some people believe you're cold and cynical.

Greed [1.9]

 * [After the team has spent hours looking through mountains of paperwork, Myles holds up a paper in front of Jack. Jack glances at it, then glances at Myles and back.]
 * Jack: Myles, if you were anyone else, I would kiss you right now.
 * Myles: If you were anyone else, I might let you.
 * Jack: Somebody give Myles a kiss. I think he found our needle.
 * Dimitrius: Levi?
 * ''[Levi looks at Myles and whines];;
 * Myles: [holds up hands] It's okay.

Diplomatic Immunity [1.10]

 * [Jack, Sue, Bobby and Levi (Sue's hearing dog) are in a car. Jack is driving.]
 * Bobby: I thought you knew where the British Embassy was.
 * Jack: I do. It's right around the corner.
 * Bobby: That's what you said three laps ago.
 * Sue: Just look at the map.
 * Bobby: Don't do it. Not worth the humility.
 * Jack: Real men don't need maps.
 * Sue: Oh give it to me. I don't have the "male map phobia" gene.

 * Myles: Hey, who's putting half-eaten donuts back in the box?
 * Bobby: That isn't half-eaten. I ate the other half, which made that half completely eaten. That half isn't eaten at all, making it wholly uneaten.

 * Darcy: Just because you're out of a job does not mean that I can't slap that adorable little smirk off your face, special agent Manning.
 * Bobby: Whoa, did I hear you just say 'adorable'?
 * Darcy: Can we get back on track? You seem to have forgotten your career is in shambles.

 * Darcy D'Angelo (Bobby's girlfriend): Don't fill up on pizza. Bobby's cooking. He's been working on a wonderful recipe for Rock Cornish Hen.
 * Jack: [incredulously] Bobby's what?
 * Myles: [Quietly, to Lucy] This is the man who told me he wanted to move the stove out of the kitchen to make room for a pinball machine.

Dirty Bomb [1.11]

 * Lucy: How do you do it?
 * Sue: How do I do what?
 * Lucy: You look so refreshed! You were here when I left last night for thirty minutes of tossing and turning on an incredibly uncomfortable Bureau-issued cot. When I got back you were still here.
 * Myles: Well, the noise doesn't bother her so she probably takes catnaps.
 * Lucy: Myles! That is the most-!
 * Myles: Oh, save it. [He leaves]
 * Sue: It's true, I do take catnaps. But I tell Levi they're "dognaps". Right, Levi?

 * [Myles is watching a terrorist be interrogated]
 * Bobby: How's it goin'?
 * Myles: When they were handing out the "evil gene" this guy must've been fighting to get to the front of the line up.

 * Myles: Hakim flipped on Abdul, Abdul flipped on Hakim, and Khayyat flipped on everyone, including himself.
 * Bobby: Everybody's singin'! It's like an opera.
 * Dimitrius: Music to my ears.

 * Lucy: [to Sue] That's a man for you: the world's coming to an end and he's scalping tickets.

He Said, She Said [1.16]

 * [Dimitrius and Bobby attempted to fix the air conditioning which would not turn off, however they ended breaking it]
 * Lucy: [to Dimitrius] Whatever you've done to the heating system, please undo it. There are only so many layers of clothing one can remove without violating the dress code.

The Girl Who Signed Wolf [2.1]

 * Myles: I'm Einstein with a gun. Boston born, Harvard educated, S.W.A.T. trained Myles Leland... III. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a country to save.

The Sniper [2.2]

 * Sue: Lucy, what do you think? Should I wear my hair up or down?
 * Lucy: Up.
 * Jack: Down.
 * ''[Lucy stares at Jack. Jack looks away.]
 * Sue: What?
 * Lucy: Jack likes your hair down.
 * Sue: You do?
 * Jack: [still uncomfortable] What, can't a guy have an opinion on hair?
 * Bobby: Well put, Sparky. Nice to see you're not afraid to show your feminine hairdresser side.
 * Jack: You all need professional help.

 * [Sue has come directly from a formal gala to the crime scene and is wearing an elegant dress]
 * Myles: If I had known this was going to be a formal crime scene I would have dressed for the occasion.
 * Dimitrius: You wouldn't have looked like that.

 * ''[The team has just finished a case in which Jack purposely antagonized a sniper to predict his actions]
 * Sue: Please don't ever make yourself a target again, or I might take you out. [raises her fist]
 * Jack: [laughs and raises his hands in surrender] Okay.

Homeland Security [2.3]

 * Myles: We will hunt him down. We will not rest until this--this vile creature, this destroyer of all that is beautiful and good is brought to justice.
 * Jack: We're looking for an art forger, Myles, not Hannibal Lector.
 * Myles: Only a few gradations of separation on the slimy scale of criminality.

 * [Myles has just gone over an in-depth plan to catch the art forger who swindled him, complete with map and pointer]
 * Tara: Very thorough. And precise, just the way we like it.
 * Jack: I don't think the invasion at Normandy was this well planned.

The Newlywed Game [2.5]

 * [The team has just discovered that Sue and Jack are going undercover as a married couple. The team enters]
 * Lucy: And here are the newlyweds now.
 * [The team begins to throw confetti on Jack and Sue]
 * Tara: Ah, to be young, and in love.
 * Jack: I'm always amazed at how quick word travels in this building...
 * Dimitrius: It's the FBI, the walls have ears.
 * Bobby: Speaking of ears, hear that clanging, Sparky? That's the sound of your your ball and chain. [Winks at Sue]
 * Dimitrius: Hey, Sue, the boys are going out for a beer after work. Can Jack come?
 * Sue: As long as he's home in time to mow the lawn.
 * [Myles enters]
 * Myles: What happened?
 * Tara: You missed it. Jack and Sue got married.
 * Myles: I went out for a tuna sandwich, how long was I gone?

 * [Myles, Bobby and Dimitrius are undercover as movers helping Jack and Sue move into their undercover house. Myles is mildly injured and has supervised rather than moving furniture. They are talking to Jack and Sue]
 * Bobby: We're done here.
 * Dimitrius: What he means is that if we have to move one more piece of furniture, we might become terrorists.
 * Bobby: So, let's gather up our things and, uh, we'll leave you two love birds alone.
 * Myles: [to Bobby and Dimitrius] You two want to grab that cart. [Bobby and Dimitrius give him a nasty look]. At Aardvark we do not tolerate workers with surly attitudes. This will be going on your permanent records. [walks away]
 * Bobby: I can't wait to get my gun back.

Breaking Up is Hard to Do [2.6]

 * [The team has discovered that a terrorist they are investigating has hypothyroidism and takes medication for it]
 * Myles: A martyr who's taking medication so he can live long enough to kill himself, how sick is that.

 * [Sue and Jack went undercover as a married couple]
 * Tara: I've heard that the traits that originally attract you to a person are the ones that end up driving you nuts. Would either of you care to confirm or deny that rumour?
 * Sue: Nothing could be farther from the truth.
 * Jack: Thank you.
 * Sue: ...with Jack it's a whole new set of traits that drive you crazy.

 * Jack : Must be nice to have such a warm and fuzzy outlook on life.
 * Sue: That's just the kind of attitude I'd expect from a guy who goes to bars to meet women!
 * Jack: Our first fight?
 * Sue: Probably not our last.

Bad Hair Day [2.7]

 * Tara: You're not going with me. I don't need a babysitter.
 * Bobby: We can be a team. You can be good cop, I'll be bad cop.
 * Tara: Bobby.
 * Bobby: Okay, you be bad cop.
 * Tara: I'm gonna be the cop that leaves--alone.
 * Bobby: I'm starting to get the feeling you don't want me to come with you.

 * Tara: Just watch for the vultures circling my desk. I know the second my flight gets its wheels up, somebody'll steal my stapler.
 * Bobby: They do, they'll have to answer to me.
 * Tara: Actually, I was talking about you.

Political Agenda [2.8]

 * Myles: How can someone sound cute?
 * Lucy: Not to worry Myles, that's a problem you'll never have.

 * ''[Sue has just discovered a commercial she filmed is being used in a senator's reelection campaign without her knowledge]
 * Lucy: So what are you gonna do about it?
 * Sue: I'm going to go and exercise another one of my rights, that's what I'm gonna do about it!
 * ''[She stomps off.]
 * Bobby: I hope this isn't the one about the right to bear arms.
 * Jack: I think her bare hands are gonna be enough.

 * Jack: Yes, Myles, if you're right, you can say you told me so. And I know you will, in that special way that makes us all love you so. But for now, you put your nose in those books and humor me on this one, okay?

 * [Sue is sleeping in a chair at work. Jack wakes her up]
 * Jack: I've just been informed that you're spending too much time here. The Bureau wants rent.
 * Sue: Tell them to take it out of the overtime pay. Oh wait, I forgot there is none.

Into Thin Air [2.10]

 * Myles: This is an engraved invitation to the big dance of history, and all I have to do is slit open that golden envelope and show up on time in my Kevlar tuxedo!
 * ''[He leaves.]
 * Lucy: It's official. You've finally lost it.

The Lawyer [2.12]

 * ''[After learning that a lawyer has filed a civil rights complaint against Jack on behalf of a suspected terrorist]
 * Bobby: You do your job protecting her freedom, and she uses that freedom to file an action against you for doing your job. God bless America.

The Holocaust Survivor [2.13]

 * Randy: Well, have her contact me when she returns.
 * ''[He walks away.]
 * Bobby: You say jump...
 * Myles: We say, did someone just say something?

 * Bobby: In the meantime, Lucy, we need 200 voucher forms.
 * Jack: I'll bite. Why do you need 200 voucher forms?
 * Dimitrius: Operation Paper Chase.
 * Myles: Our target: Randy the ridiculous.
 * Bobby: Our chosen weapon: forms. Our goal: to bury the man in them.
 * Sue: I'm not following.
 * Lucy: You're not the only one.
 * Myles: Randy doesn't wish to reimburse us for car rental or work boots, he can reimburse us for the toothpicks I used in my undercover persona during the Sackbar case.
 * Dimitrius: The pack of gum I chewed in the Burroughs sting.
 * Bobby: The box of paper clips I used to complete the Curran report. All of which we paid for out of our own pockets.
 * Dimitrius: We got all kinds of receipts, and each one will be attached to its own personal voucher form.
 * Sue: I used three sheets of a yellow pad at home last night for F.B.I. business. That should be three vouchers.
 * Bobby: Hey!
 * [Dimitrius, Bobby, and Myles fist bump Sue.]

Elvis is In the Building [2.15]

 * ''[Dimitrius has just informed the team that they will be going undercover in a nightclub run by a Chinese gang.]
 * Myles: How we gonna do that? The reason Chinese gangs are called Chinese gangs is that all the members of the gang tend to be Chinese.
 * Lucy: How do you do it, Myles? Always so insightful.

 * Myles: If ever I show the slightest bit of arrogance around any of you, please call me on it.
 * Lucy: You better have call waiting 'cause that's gonna be one busy phone line.
 * Tara: Is that request retroactive?

The Kiss [2.18]

 * Myles: Nothing like a double homicide to bring the family together.

 * [Jack and Sue have gone undercover in a law firm]
 * Janice [looking at Jack]: Is he as nice as he is cute?
 * Sue: You think he's cute?
 * Janice: [laughs] What are you, blind?
 * Sue: No, but I am deaf.
 * [Janice thinks she is joking and laughs]
 * Sue: [slightly awkwardly] I really am deaf.

 * [Jack and Sue kiss. Janice enters and turns on the light.]
 * Janice: Sue? Mr. Buchanan?
 * Jack: Miss Clark!
 * Janice: What are you doing in here? Well, I can see what you’re doing in here.

 * Jack: You were really good back there. [Sue stares at him.] I mean, the deposition line.
 * Sue: Yeah, you too. [Hastily clarifying] With the deposition. That was quick thinking.
 * Jack: Good teamwork.
 * Sue: It’s all about teamwork.
 * Jack: You know that moment back there that was a response to a situation.
 * Sue: Very effective.
 * Jack: Cause I would never… Well I mean… I…
 * Sue: It certainly changes our cover story.
 * Jack: I don’t know, I don’t think it’s a big problem. Do you?
 * Sue: No, probably just a few more looks around the water cooler.
 * Jack: Probably not the first time they’ve seen a boss/secretary thing.
 * Sue: Probably not.
 * [Sue drops her keys and they both reach for them, touching hands.]
 * Sue: Well, I better get home. See how Levi and Lucy are kissing along… getting along. [Jack chuckles.] How they’re getting along.
 * Jack: Yeah, I’ll see you in the morning.

 * Tara: Firewall I can’t crack hasn’t been invented yet. Except the one I used which was invented by me.
 * Jack: You’re the best.
 * [Jack hugs Tara. Sue and Janice enter the office.]
 * Janice: Mr. Buchanan?
 * Jack: Janice. Hi.
 * Janice: Working late again, I see?
 * Jack: Sue, aren’t you and Janice supposed to be going out to dinner together?
 * Sue: We were, I mean we are.
 * Janice: I forgot my cell phone and Ms. Kern is prone to calling me at all hours so we came back to get it. [to Sue] Certainly works the over time, doesn’t he?
 * Tara: Hi, I’m Tara, just flew in from Milwaukee to surprise my hubby.
 * Janice: I see. Well, I hope you have a pleasant visit. Don’t work too hard.
 * [She glares at Jack as she exits.]
 * Tara: Why do I get the feeling I missed something?
 * Jack: Office politics.

 * Jack: It was a good job while it lasted.
 * Sue: I’m sure your friend in Wisconsin will be glad to have his identity back.
 * Tara: I have a bone to pick with you, Mister. Seems you’ve been cheating on me. With one of my own friends, no less.
 * Sue: You talked to Janice.
 * Tara: So, any chance we can work this out? Or do I have to file for divorce?
 * [Tara pretends to get teary.]
 * Jack: Okay, now that you’ve had your fun is there any chance we can keep this on the down low?
 * Bobby: What? Keep the tabloid story of the century off the airwaves? Actually, we have a nice little office pool going. I say Sparky and Tara will weather the storm and stay together.
 * Dimitrius: Yeah, but the smart money’s on Sue, the home wrecker, landing her man.
 * Lucy: What did I miss? What are you guys talking about?
 * Bobby: Jack and Sue making out in the dragon lady’s office at Callahan and Merced.
 * Lucy: What?!
 * Jack: We weren’t… we… we weren’t making out.
 * Dimitrius: You want to go under oath and say that? We have a reliable witness.
 * Sue: It was part of the undercover.
 * Lucy: So you were making out?
 * Jack: It wasn’t making out.
 * Bobby: What exactly was it?
 * [Jack and Sue look to each other.]
 * Jack: We’re late.
 * [He leaves.]
 * Tara: You can’t get away with this that easily, two-timer! I want justice!
 * Lucy: I want to hear every detail.
 * [Sue leaves without answering.]
 * Bobby: Woo hoo!

Adventures in Babysitting [3.1]

 * [Sue and Lucy have discovered Howie in their apartment in the middle of the night.]
 * Sue: Did he just say what I think he said?
 * Lucy: He said somebody wants to kill him, and I presume he means somebody besides us.

 * ''[Myles walks into the room where Howie is wearing his bulletproof vest.]
 * Myles: Has anyone seen my Kevlar-- [spots Howie] If you don't have that off by the time I count to three, I promise you will have need of it by the time I get to four.

The Body Shop [3.2]

 * Lucy: I thought we'd never get out of there. Anita says she has to chew every bite at least 50 times to aid in her digestion. Who even knew you could digest eggplant spirulina casserole?
 * Sue: Who knew you'd ever want to? [Lucy chuckles] If she's going to stay longer, maybe you should at least get your bedroom back.
 * Lucy: Oh, it's okay. I'm so tired I could sleep on a bed of nails. I'll be fine. But why are you still up?
 * Sue: I was going to take a shower before bed, but I made the mistake of not getting started before you got home.
 * ''[Lucy glances toward the bathroom and sighes]
 * Lucy: I know. She's been in there longer than some third-world regimes stay in power. With any luck we'll have hot water again by next week.

 * Lucy: I've never heard of half the stuff on Anita's special shopping list. Free-range egg white extract?
 * Sue: Probably on the shelf right next to wheat-free soy lasagna.
 * Myles: Ah, the good host syndrome. Open your door to a wayward traveler, and before you know it, you're at their mercy. Your routines disrupted, your cupboards emptied, the sanctity of your castle hopelessly compromised.
 * Tara: What do you recommend, Sir Myles? Toss them out in the street?
 * Myles: No, I recommend a drawbridge and a moat. Never let them breach the gates in the first place.
 * Bobby: I follow the three day law. They stay longer than that, I throw their gear on the porch, change the locks, turn on the sprinklers.
 * Tara: Now that's hospitable.

 * Bobby: I wonder what would happen if they took the best parts of all of us and made one super cyber F.B.I. agent? We'd start with my looks, of course.
 * Tara: My brain. Sue's heart. Sorry, Myles.
 * Myles: I'll try to get over it.
 * Sue: Lucy's smile. Jack's eyes.
 * [Sue's and Jack's eyes both widen as they realize what she said.]
 * Jack: Thank you.
 * Sue: [confusedly] Did I mention Lucy's smile?

Did She or Didn't She? [3.8]

 * [Myles and Bobby are escorting two witnesses, Howie and Otis, to a trial in Phoenix. Their car was stolen while they were in a gas station]
 * Myles: You left the keys in the car?! How could you leave the keys in the car?!
 * Howie: I wanted to make sure I didn't lose them again.
 * Myles: Howie, you have taken a less than desirable situation and made it less than less than desirable!

False Profit [3.13]

 * Lucy: [Reading from MindProphet literature] If you want to learn more about becoming your true self, MindProphet invites you to meet with a senior member, who will help you determine if you are being held back by false selves.
 * Bobby: I'm gonna take a wild guess every seeker is held back by at least one false self.
 * Jack: And getting rid of those false selves costs a lot of money.
 * Dimitrius: Actually, it costs whatever you have. Eventually, they have you sign over everything to them.
 * Myles: Oh, a bargain if it allows you to find that one pesky self you've been looking for but unable to pin down.

 * Bobby: [to Lucy] Anyone ever tell you you're beautiful with that evil genius look on your face?

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire [3.14]

 * ''[Sue has agreed to help Randy on a date with a deaf woman.]
 * Myles: All Sue has to do is teach Randy a few wrong signs. Like instead of 'It's nice to meet you. You look beautiful,' maybe something like [Jack and Dimitrius enter] 'I'm a pompous idiot and there's no way any woman in her right mind would go out with me.'
 * Jack: What'd we miss? Somebody slip him some truth serum?
 * Dimitrius: Let it out, Myles. The truth will set you free.

 * Myles: Well, I learned a valuable piece of information today. Don't walk up to somebody in a small town and ask what's new unless you really want to know.
 * Bobby: And on that note, did you know that the football coach is in danger of losing his job? Pity, he's had some good years.
 * Jack: But it's much more complicated than that. Some people think the principal has it in for the coach because they both have eyes for the new home ec teacher.
 * Myles: Ahhh!

 * ''[Jack and Sue are together at a restaurant watching Tara on her 'date' with a witness.]
 * Jack: First it was Hannah and Randy, and now it's Tara and Horace. We've got to stop dating like this.
 * Sue: Did you say dating?
 * Jack: [flustered] No, I said meeting. We've got to stop meeting like this.
 * Sue: I think you said dating.
 * Jack: Where's our waitress? Maybe we should order now.

Troy Story [3.16]

 * Bobby: Tara? You like that band Mojo Gogo, right?
 * Jack: You kidding? I happen to know she's a card-carrying member of their fan club.
 * Tara: I don't actually have a card.
 * Bobby: How would you like to see the band perform tonight, up-close and personal?
 * Tara: I'd love it! [Pauses and looks suspiciously at Bobby] What's the catch?
 * Bobby: You have to go with me.
 * Jack: Pretty big catch.

 * [Bobby and Tara have just gotten back from the concert and are walking up Tara's front walk, having a friendly debate]
 * Bobby: ...but it makes no sense.
 * Tara: Sure it does.
 * Bobby: "Hamsters in my heart"? Look, fair enough, fair enough; I know you love your Mojo Gogo, but what kind of lyric is "I've got hamsters in my heart"?
 * Tara: It's a metaphor.
 * Bobby: For?
 * Tara: For... something which, if I explained it to you, would be far too deep for you to understand.
 * Bobby: You see? You don't understand it either!
 * Tara: Okay, okay. It's a stupid lyric. But it's got a great beat. You can dance to it.
 * [Tara starts humming and dancing]

Mind Games [3.17]

 * Myles: This is Timmy Chambers, he's a busboy who was working last night. He claims he heard an altercation here in the alley.
 * Timmy: Actually, I'm not a busboy, I'm a tenor.
 * Bobby: As in "Pavarotti" tenor?
 * Timmy: Singing - it's my heart. My willingness to clear tables? That demonstrates m-my commitment to it.
 * Myles: Well, now that you've clarified your station in life, perhaps you could tell us where the people were arguing.

Endings and Beginnings [3.19]

 * [Lucy and Sue are talking about Sue moving to New York. Lucy is crying a bit]
 * Lucy: Do you remember when we first met, when I was still dating Myles?
 * Sue: Oh, now I know why you're crying?

Cast

 * Deanne Bray - Sue Thomas
 * Yannick Bisson - Jack Hudson
 * Rick Peters - Bobby Manning
 * Enuka Okuma - Lucy Dotson
 * Marc Gomes - Dimitrius Gans
 * Ted Atherton - Myles Leland III
 * Tara Samuel - Tara Williams

Recurring

 * Eugene Clark -Ted Garrett
 * Jack Jessop - Charlie Adams
 * Jonathan Wilson - Howie Fines
 * Ed Sahely - Randy Pitts
 * Troy Kotsur - Troy Meyers
 * Charles W. Gray - Stan Eldridge
 * Sammi Bourgeois - Amanda Duffman

Cameos

 * Chantal Craig - Lieutenant Diana Grove, D.C.P.D.; real-life wife of Yannick Bisson (Jack Hudson)
 * Sue Thomas - Deanne (actress)

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She-Devil

She-Devil is a 1989 film about an awkward and fat mother (Ruth Patchett) who lives in the suburbs with her family. She becomes a monster seeking revenge after her husband (Bob Patchett) abandons her for a romance novelist (Mary Fisher). However, who is the real "she-devil"?
 * Directed by Susan Seidelman. Written by Barry Strugatz and Mark R. Burns, based on Fay Weldon's novel The Life and Loves of a She-Devil.

Revenge Is Sweet... And Low.

Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose

 * Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.
 * Hey, can I have some salt and Perrier? I just spilled my wine on Mary Fisher, you know, the famous author!
 * [reading from one of Fisher's novels] "She entwined her limbs about him, as ivy might wrap itself around some massive pillar. When his love nectar was spent, they drifted into the bliss of sleep."
 * Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!
 * Mary Fisher's mother had been enjoying a long, untroubled sleep. It was time to wake her up.
 * [On Nurse Hooper] She was hard-working, loyal, honest…and eager to invest her money where it would do the most good.
 * [Referring to the Vesta Rose Agency] I would start an employment agency for the unloved and the unwanted. Women like Hooper whom the world had thrown away.
 * [Referring to her clients] All these women needed was a little support and encouragement to turn their lives around. They would become my own personal army, ready for action when I needed them.
 * Sad Mary Fisher. She's learning that men that burn so hot for a mistress cool off fast when the mistress starts acting like a wife.
 * I've always found that justice serves those who serve themselves.
 * Poor Bob. I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

Bob Patchett

 * [speaking to Ruth] I don't even think you're a woman! You know what you are? You're a she-devil!
 * Because that is the real world, Mary, so wake up and smell the cappuccino!
 * It's picture time! [sets Olivia on the Xerox machine]

Mary Fisher

 * Passion. Excitement. I think that it's important in a long-term relationship, and that's what I think women find from my novels. They find ways to make their man feel important and comfortable, to let him know that he is... the man. You know, so there's no confusion.
 * All the little families. Mummies and daddies and dear little children tucked away for the night. [begins crying] How lucky they all are!
 * Someone get this deranged woman out of here!
 * [writing] He held her body as he had for a millennium with an ease neither of them had ever, ever known. He reached for her [pauses trying to think of an appropriate word] ...nub. [she backspaces "nub" and tries again] Love... button!

Olivia Honey

 * Men go crazy when I tell them my name. It's Olivia Honey. They think it's so cute. But it is, isn't it?
 * It's like you give men what they want and they don't want it anymore.

Judge Brown

 * It is true that the defendant has no criminal record and is a well-respected member of the community. But the fact remains that, the defendant stole large sums of money from his clients. In doing so, Mr. Patchett has not only broken a sacred trust, he has shaken the public's faith in accountants everywhere.

Others

 * Bob's mother: Is it that time of the month?
 * Mrs. Trumper: Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.
 * Ute: Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!
 * Garcia: I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!
 * Mrs. Trumper: AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!
 * Ute: I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!

Dialogue

 * Mary Fisher: What is it, exactly, that you do, Mr. Patchett?
 * Bob Patchett: I'm a financial consultant.
 * Mary Fisher: Really?! I'm absolutely in awe of men who know how to handle money. I can't even balance my own checkbook.
 * Bob Patchett: Doesn't your accountant do that for you?
 * Mary Fisher: Should he?
 * Bob Patchett: The good ones do.

 * Bob Patchett: [in awe of Fisher's home] My God, this is fantastic.
 * Mary Fisher: You should see my electric bill.
 * Bob Patchett: I'd love to!

 * [Ruth comes into the bathroom where Bob is showering]
 * Bob Patchett: [startled] Ruth! What the hell are you doing?! Oh, please, don't start now. My folks will be here soon.
 * Ruth Patchett: I'm not starting anything, I just wanted to weigh myself.
 * Bob Patchett: Yeah, no wonder you're upset.

 * [Ruth comes into the dining room with soup. She takes the lid off of the dish, exposing Andy's pet gerbil, Herbie, lying dead in the meal]
 * Bob Patchett: Oh, my God!
 * Andy Patchett: Herbie!
 * Nicolette Patchett: I'm gonna barf.
 * Bob Patchett: Ruth, what the hell is wrong with you?!
 * Ruth Patchett: I'll go get a strainer.

 * Bob's father: Uh, if you were not in love with her why did you marry her, Bob?
 * Bob Patchett: She was pregnant; YOU MADE ME, DAD!
 * Bob's father: Oh, yeah, right.
 * Bob's mother: Well, marriage is never easy, son.

 * Bob Patchett: Ruth, where are you going?!
 * Ruth Patchett: I don't know, Bob. Into my future, I guess.

 * Mrs. Trumper: Let me stress one thing above all else. You must report any damp or smelly beds immediately.
 * Ruth/Vesta Rose: Do you mean...
 * Mrs. Trumper: INCONTINENCE! Bedwetters have no place in the Golden Twilight home!

 * Nurse Hooper: I know what you've been doing! The vitamins! The workouts! It's against the rules! I'm going to report you to Mrs. Trumper and then you'll be sorry!
 * Ruth/Vesta Rose: I don't think so. I have been sorry my whole life and by the looks of it so have you, so you do whatever you want. It's a shame though, Hooper, I always thought women like us should stick together.

 * Bob Patchett: Mary, what's wrong?
 * Mary Fisher: Your son and that mongrel are molesting my poodle.

 * Ruth/Vesta Rose: [taking notice of novel's author] Mary Fisher... any relation?
 * Mrs. Fisher: My daughter.
 * Ruth/Vesta Rose: Oh, how nice!
 * Mrs. Fisher: She's a slut! Bitch keeps me in this dog pound while she lives the life of a princess in her goddamn mansion.
 * Ruth/Vesta Rose: That doesn't seem fair.
 * Mrs. Fisher: I ought to drop in on her one day. That'd scare the shit out of her!

 * Mary Fisher: Oh, don't you look... what's the matter with your clothes?
 * Nicolette Patchett: You did the laundry.
 * Mary Fisher: Oh yes, must be something wrong with that machine.

 * Nicolette Patchett: [looks at food] What is it?
 * Mary Fisher: It's potage de creme cresson.
 * Andy Patchett: What's that?
 * Mrs. Fisher: It's French for dog puke.

 * Bob Patchett: You know Mrs. Fisher, I haven't told you what a wonderful daughter you've got. You did a terrific job in raising her!
 * Mrs. Fisher: You'd never know it the way she treats me! Ms. Famous Writer over there... You would think a 41-year old woman would have learnt to appreciate her mother!
 * Mary Fisher: [angry] You would think that a mother would appreciate the very expensive nursing home her daughter pays for!
 * Bob Patchett: Mary, I th... I thought you were 34?
 * Mary Fisher: [nods]
 * Mrs. Fisher: Ah she's 41, I got the birth certificate to prove it.
 * Mary Fisher: [while simpering] Don't listen to her, she's getting... senile!
 * Mrs. Fisher: [agitated] Bullshit, I remember everything! I remember when you were just a teena...
 * Mary Fisher: [screaming] Nobody's interested in what you remember so you shut up!

 * Mrs. Trumper: She doesn't need nursing. She needs TLC.
 * Mary Fisher: What is that? A new drug?

 * Journalist: Are you saying she was promiscuous?
 * Mrs. Fisher: Promiscuous? She was a teenage tramp! She couldn't get enough. She'd do it anywhere, anytime, and with anyone!

 * Publicist: What's that in your hair?
 * Mary Fisher: Oh! It's a Gummy Bear! [eats it]

 * Bob has had charges prepared against him for embezzlement. He and Mary are meeting with Larry, his attorney
 * Larry: Well Bob, this is serious. You are facing a fine of $200,000.
 * Mary Fisher{sotto}: Oh, we can afford that.
 * Larry: ...and two to five years in state prison. Only two words can save you now.
 * Bob Patchett: Pay off?
 * Larry: No. Judge Phillips.
 * Bob: Judge Phillips?
 * Larry: We have drawn Judge Phillips and that is good news, very good news indeed. He was my dad's old golfing partner. Judge Phillips has earned a reputation of being, shall we say, considerate to white-collar criminals. We can say a computer bug somehow crept into your system and made errors in these accounts. I will be golfing with him this weekend so we can work out the plan. Besides, since a large part of the money was from Mary's account, it may work. After all, you would not steal from your woman, right?
 * Mary gives look to Bob as her lawyer unknowingly revealed Bob stole from her.
 * Bob Patchett: Are you sure this can work?
 * Lawyer: Hey, I do not get paid $350 an hour to give bad advice.
 * Bob and Mary depart lawyer's office. Larry gives himself a nervous look.

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 * Mary Fisher: How shall I inscribe this?
 * Ruth Patchett: Would you sign it, "To Ruth"?
 * Mary Fisher: "To Ruth, With Thanks, Mary Fisher."
 * Ruth Patchett: Thank you.
 * Mary does a double take, having heard that name somewhere, but brushes it off. With a "devilish" twinkle in her eyes, Ruth departs; the next one in line steps up.
 * Alain: Would you inscribe it "To Alain", please.
 * Mary Fisher: Bien sur. (Translation: "Of course.")
 * Alain: Your grasp of the Postmodern metaphor is wonderful, Mrs. Fisher.
 * Mary Fisher: Oh, no, no, no. Miss Fisher. (She removes her glasses and begins to flirt) Please, call me...Mary.

Cast

 * Meryl Streep - Mary Fisher
 * Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett
 * Ed Begley Jr. - Bob Patchett
 * Linda Hunt - Nurse Hooper
 * Sylvia Miles - Mrs. Fisher
 * Elisebeth Peters - Nicolette Patchett
 * Bryan Larkin - Andy Patchett
 * A Martinez - Garcia
 * Maria Pitillo - Olivia Honey
 * Mary Louise Wilson - Mrs. Trumper
 * Susan Willis - Ute

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Carl Kruger

Carl Kruger (born December 3, 1949) is an American politician, a Democrat who represented District 27 in the New York State Senate, which comprises Brighton Beach, Sheepshead Bay, Gravesend, Bergen Beach, Mill Basin, and Midwood, among other neighborhoods found within his native Brooklyn. Kruger surrendered to authorities on March 10, 2011 to face federal charges of bribery. He pleaded guilty on December 20, 2011. Just prior to doing so, he submitted a letter of resignation to the State Senate.

Quotes

 * Government has an obligation to protect its citizenry.
 * CNN telephone interview about proposed ban of iPods while crossing streets (February 2007)

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Added source for quote regarding bathtub. I had trouble finding it a long time ago and Mr. Norquist denies ever having said it, though there is an audio recording. 63.193.3.186 01:57, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

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Christopher Monckton

Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley (born 14 February 1952) is a former British policy advisor and journalist. He is presently a contributer to Watts Up With That?.

Quotes

 * The Scots are subsidy junkies whingeing like a trampled bagpipe as they wait for their next fix of English taxpayers' money.
 * Angus McLeod. Christopher Monckton and his support for subsidies to Scotland, Sunday Mail (16 April 1995).

 * So at last the communists who piled out of the Berlin Wall and into the environmental movement and took over Greenpeace so that my friends who founded it left within a year because they'd captured it. Now the apotheosis is at hand. They are about to impose a communist world government on the world.
 * Monckton climate change video goes viral wattsupwiththat.com (16 November 2009).

 * The point is, these [oil spill] accidents will happen. As we scientists say, shit happens.
 * Interview with We Are Change (Chicago, 16 May 2010).

 * I have begun drafting a memorandum for the prosecuting authorities, together with all evidence necessary to establish not only the existence of numerous specific instances of scientific or economic fraud in relation to the official "global warming" storyline but also the connections between these instances, and the overall scheme of deception that the individual artifices appear calculated to reinforce.
 * "Making the police state work for you" climatedepot.com (15 December 2011).

 * I would want to make absolutely sure that he [President Obama] was born here before allowing him to be elected. And the birth certificate that he put up on that website, I don't know where he was born. But I do know that birth certificate isn't genuine.
 * Interview with Dennis Miller The Daily Caller (22 March 2012).

 * As I write, it is not yet clear who has won the presidential election. Win or lose, though, Mr Obama was not and is not the president. The Hawaiian long-form "birth certificate" he publicly endorsed and posted at the White House website last year as proof that he was born in the jurisdiction of the U.S. and is thus constitutionally eligible to be president is a forgery.
 * "Win or lose, Obama was not and is not the president", WorldNetDaily (6 November 2012).

 * Communists, socialists and fascists everywhere, from Mr. Obama upward, have taken to the global warming cause like a quack to colored water. Just about every word they utter on this subject is a falsehood calculated to deceive, or—in plain English—a lie.
 * Leftists are immoral: Pray for them WorldNetDaily (24 December 2013).

 * The "Democrats" have learned from the unlamented KGB, whose primary weapon of desinformatsiya, or disinformation, was a million agents whose job was to ruin the reputation of every key opponent of worldwide Communism by making up vicious rumors and peddling them via a plethora of front organizations. The left have done their best to trash my reputation because I have dared to question the climate scare with which they had hoped to bully the West into shutting itself down without a shot being fired. Just look at my CreepyMedia page. I know what it is like to be on the receiving end of artful lies told over and over again by a host of paid trolls and useful idiots.
 * "7 steps that'll land Obama in jail", WorldNetDaily (31 December 2013).

 * The hard left, now in control almost everywhere, no longer make any pretense at respect for the U.S. Constitution or for the freedoms it was once supposed to guarantee. They are openly turning America into a Communist country with institutions many times more expensively tyrannical than the amiable tea-tax collectors of good King George.
 * How you can help to curb the over-mighty IRS WorldNetDaily (14 January 2014).

 * Nearly everyone who is unemployed votes "Democrat." Nearly every immigrant, at least in the first generation, votes "Democrat." Nearly every non-white American votes "Democrat." The GOP know that so intellectually and financially bankrupt an administration should never have been re-elected – indeed, given the scale of electoral fraud practiced by the “Democrats,” he may not actually have been re-elected (always supposing that he had the constitutional right to hold the office of president in the first place).
 * State of Disunion: A 'radical' solution WorldNetDaily (28 January 2014).

Attributed

 * Not greatly to my surprise—indeed I predicted it—the satellite crashed on take-off because the last thing they [NASA] want is real world hard data.
 * Attributed by Adam Morton, reporting in The Age, about a speaking engagement in which Lord Monckton implied that NASA had sabotaged a Taurus rocket in order to prevent the Orbiting Carbon Observatory from reaching space.

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 * I would appreciate if someone would fix the citation to work as a 'paper' citation instead of a 'book' citation. For some reason it breaks, as if there isn't a paper citation template. Ekabo 02:29, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

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Talk:Glenn Beck

 * "I find this guy [father of Michael Berg] despicable."

This quote makes no sense. Was Beck referring to Nicholas Berg's grandfather? Or is the gloss supposed to say either "[Michael Berg]" or "[father of Nicholas Berg]" or "[Michael Berg, father of Nicholas Berg]"? As it stands, it is almost certainly in error. Is there a source to verify it against? -- Anonymous Coward at 02:56, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Context for humor quotes?
As with many commentators who use humor to make a point, Glenn Beck’s quotes can often be taken out of context, as parody or sarcasm is not evident from direct quotes. What is the best solution for this problem? In the absence of a better solution, I think that quotes clearly made in jest or sarcasm should be removed. Thoughts? 17.224.39.101 17:15, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

 * Absolutely not. It's not up to you or someone else to start censoring quotes. --96.250.88.59 05:18, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

 * That wouldn't be censoring; they may benefit from context but it doesn't hurt them without it. However, we need to gather more recent quotes. He has been making a ton on his show, and occasionally he comes up with one that would be useful for this page.

Media Matters Is Not A Reliable Source
It is a website run by idiots that are not intelligent enough to get real research jobs (e.g. government, university, financial services company) and have to rely on the charity of a senile billionaire. If their "research" abilities actually had any value they wouldn't be in a job where all they do is watch a news channel all day. I am going to remove all quotations that have mediamatters as their only source. Are there any objections? -
 * You apparently take your credentials as an anonymous IP as sufficient credentials for your own bias to cast aspersions on the bias of others. I believe that most regular editors here have persistently rejected calls from both right wing and and left wing extremists to automatically remove material linked to certain sites, simply because such sites are purportedly so biased as to have any material cited from automatically them dismissed as unreliable. If one can give evidence that some specific quotes from such sites are actually fallacious or clearly unreliable misquotations in anyway, one should do so, and reveal them as faulty or fallacious misquotations. Otherwise massive deletions of such quotes amounts to little more than presumptive censorship. ~ Kalki (talk · contributions) 22:25, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

 * Spare me the pretentious language, bitch. I have a first class degree so you do not impress/intimidate me. You seem to have a lot of power round here (congratulations), so when I have time I will prove to you that every one of those quotations should be deleted.

 * Anyway you fucking dickhead, have you ever hard of a "character reference?" It's a thing used in court to evaluate a suspects testimony. If a suspect has a tendency to lie should we not require evidence from other sources before we accept their claims?

 * And, wtf are your credentials? You have nothing on me, fool. -

 * Your full credentials as a "Fair and Balanced" commentator are glaringly evident. I am not asserting that I am here to judge you — I am here to prevent what false, foul, and presumptuous judgments I can — which often has made me very unpopular with many of those most eager to judge and condemn others — "right", "left" and every which way but loose. ~ Kalki (talk · contributions) 23:58, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

 * Whatever your opinion of Media Matters' fact checking and commentary, their articles often include video clips of source material, a valuable resource. Quotations in Media Matters accompanied by clips of same are highly reliable. - Robin Lionheart 09:07, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Your assessment of MM is not even remotely accurate. See my comment in "Nice hit piece guys" section below, esp. the first two links. -- Glynth 08:33, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

 * Media Matters is ***NOT*** a quotable source. EVERYTHING quoting them must be removed. They are not journalists, but rather a left-wing "Think tank" funded solely by left-wing activists. (including being paid by George Soros to "get" Glenn Beck and Fox). Wikipedia does not consider Media Matters a source, and neither should WQ. --216.114.194.20 23:51, 17 September 2012 (UTC)
 * You lie. Wikipedia has deemed Media Matters for America a reliable source, over and over. ~ Robin Lionheart (talk) 02:37, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Unsourced
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 * "Hello, ya sick, twisted freak(s)."

 * "I'm not a , but I'm a thinker..."

 * "It's not that Good News doesn't sell. It's that Good News doesn't sell some people's agendas."

 * "Get off my phone you sick freak!"

 * "What do I know? I'm a recovering alcoholic DJ."

 * "Chicks dig me. It's a cross I bear."

 * "Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah."

 * "It's not about left and right, it's about right and wrong."

 * "...Not so much."

 * "Political correctness is going to be the death of us."

 * "It makes blood shoot out of my eyes."

 * "So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research, and then some, fundamentally changing – remember, those great progressive doctors are the ones who brought us Eugenics. It was the progressive movement and it science. Let’s put science truly in her place. If evolution is right, why don’t we just help out evolution? That was the idea. And sane people agreed with it!

 * "We believe that while America may have made mistakes in the past with our foreign policy, no policy warrants an act of terror on any country's civilian population. We believe that America is justified in a military response on any country found to support international terrorism."

 * "In a lot of ways, I'm just an average Joe. But on radio, I can take listeners to places they haven't seen, to times that are lost.  And I've only begun to scratch the surface."

 * "I wave the flag for the principles of our nation: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights and that among those rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Our principles and our potential: That's why I wave the flag."

 * "When all is said and done, America will understand that Michael Moore smells like pancakes."

 * [Martini music plays in background]"I know what you're saying , but I am a happily married man."

 * "The world is so complicated... I'M TIRED, I WANNA CUPCAKE!"

 * We are losing our National Sovereignty to the world, and we are losing our Personal Sovereignty to the state.

 * [The] ACLU and Jesus... They don't get along.

 * When the going gets tough, Americans show up.

 * Everyone is Hitler, except for me!
 * All liberals are Nazis, but we should put every liberal in America into the gas chambers, like Hitler did to the Jews. And if you think I contradict myself, you're a Nazi too.

Nice hit piece guys
I love how you take quotes out of context to make him look like a madman. Quoting "Media Matters" is an acceptable source when it comes to slandering someone I guess. But hey, Obama needs to get re-elected right?
 * There are no set or appointed creators of content here. Anyone is quite welcome to add such genuine quotes as they perceive would indicate the intellectual, rational and moral integrity of Mr. Beck. I am sure there are many such that can be found, as welll as those which would cast some assessments of such qualities into doubt. I myself have often removed clearly spurious quotations intended to defame Beck, other people, this project, or general humanity from this page as well as many others — but generally leave clearly sourced and credible quotes up, and generally object to their removal for merely partisan sensibilities — be they sensibilities labeled "right", "left", or anything else in the common political parlance of these times. ~ Kalki (talk · contributions) 03:37, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
 * There are no set or appointed creators of content here. Anyone is quite welcome to add such genuine quotes as they perceive would indicate the intellectual, rational and moral integrity of Mr. Beck. I am sure there are many such that can be found, as welll as those which would cast some assessments of such qualities into doubt. I myself have often removed clearly spurious quotations intended to defame Beck, other people, this project, or general humanity from this page as well as many others — but generally leave clearly sourced and credible quotes up, and generally object to their removal for merely partisan sensibilities — be they sensibilities labeled "right", "left", or anything else in the common political parlance of these times. ~ Kalki (talk · contributions) 03:37, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

 * Slander is spoken, libel is printed. Truthfully recounting what Glenn Beck said is neither slander nor libel, even when you think his words reflect badly on him. Whether or not you agree with MMfA's fact checking and commentary, their quotations are accurate and sourced with video clips of Beck's words in context. — Robin Lionheart 05:41, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

 * Media Matters is NOT a reliable source, and anyone who thinks they are (or says as much) just because they've got some audio and/or excerpts from a transcript hasn't thought things through (or has an agenda to push). When the full context of the audio/video/transcript not only discredits the argument being made (by "changing" the supposed meaning of the quote in question) but also shows that the person/organization that put the piece together assuredly did so knowing full well that they were distorting the facts (as is the case with any such clip that is directly taken from a national radio program or television show as the context is plain and clear and obviously was available to the person originally doing the quote-grabbing - that's where they got the excerpt, after all), then the person/organization involved is untrustworthy. THAT is objective fact, not the notion that "whether or not you agree with [them and what they do]" they're accurate because you and they say so and there's some out-of-context clip and a line telling you where it's from to "prove" it. See, for instance: Media Matters dishonest editing in support of their “smear” argument exposed, Media Matters Gives Glenn Beck’s Co-Hosts The Shirley Sherrod Edited Audio Treatment (more), Juan Williams Slams CNN and MSNBC for Their O'Reilly Smear! (smear generated by MM), For Standing With Beck, Media Matters Claims Palin Supports Terrorism, Video of MM et al spewing hatred: Journalism Watchdogs or Progressive Propagandists: Media Matters Massive Beck Hate Hypocrisy; and there's more where that came from. -- Glynth 08:20, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

 * [Ed.:] Needless to say, if you can find a quote on this wiki where additional context significantly changes the meaning, then supply it, Glynth.
 * Okay, let's look at those links you posted to rebut my assertion that MMfA's quotations are accurate, one by one:
 * This criticizes a MMfA video for quoting Beck hedgily saying that one of hoaxter James O'Keefe's phony ACORN sting videos seems to reveal a "potential admission of murder" of someone who was still alive, "Gosh, even to me it seems like this is a potential admission of murder and the way she was describing doing some 'groundwork' beforehand, you know so everyone in town knew exactly what was going on, a case might be made for premeditated murder.", without including his subsequent statements walking it further back, "I don't know but we haven't been even able to confirm from the state of California whether Theresa's husband from ten years ago was killed. Or if he's dead. Or if she even had a husband. Did she make the story up? I don't know. Nobody is asking questions." Beck's admissions of how lacking in basis was his groundless ACORN piece do not counter, but rather reinforce, MMfA's contention that Beck running this flimsy non-story shows why he is "not a journalist".
 * Media Matters updated their post, correcting their headline and adding missing context to the clip.
 * which you title "Juan Williams Slams CNN and MSNBC for Their O'Reilly Smear! (smear generated by MM)"
 * This page presents a clip of Bill O'Reilly trying to justify his statement, which MMfA accurately quoted, that he "couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's Restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City". A larger context of O'Reilly discussing 'why people are afraid of blacks' does not make his statement any less racist.
 * This disputes David Brock's commentary, but not the accuracy of their transcript which gives Palin's statement in full context.
 * This presents a video which builds a case that MMfA is hypocritical to call Glenn Beck out for name calling and hate speech, by assembling clips of MMfA members calling him "stupid", "unpatriotic", "dangerous", or "nuts". None of which disputes the accuracy of their quotations.
 * So, only two of your five articles dispute the accuracy of an MMfA quotation; the other three merely disagree with MMfA members' opinions. Only one of those two disputed quotes was misleading, until MMfA issued a correction for it. Got any actual misquotes? — Robin Lionheart 19:50, 2 June 2011 (UTC)
 * This disputes David Brock's commentary, but not the accuracy of their transcript which gives Palin's statement in full context.
 * This presents a video which builds a case that MMfA is hypocritical to call Glenn Beck out for name calling and hate speech, by assembling clips of MMfA members calling him "stupid", "unpatriotic", "dangerous", or "nuts". None of which disputes the accuracy of their quotations.
 * So, only two of your five articles dispute the accuracy of an MMfA quotation; the other three merely disagree with MMfA members' opinions. Only one of those two disputed quotes was misleading, until MMfA issued a correction for it. Got any actual misquotes? — Robin Lionheart 19:50, 2 June 2011 (UTC)
 * So, only two of your five articles dispute the accuracy of an MMfA quotation; the other three merely disagree with MMfA members' opinions. Only one of those two disputed quotes was misleading, until MMfA issued a correction for it. Got any actual misquotes? — Robin Lionheart 19:50, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

False, out-of-context, propaganda page
This entire page is a blatant smear attack, and should be removed as a whole and started over HONESTLY. Just like Wikipedia, the professional left-wing freaks are filling pages full of left-wing propaganda, and any attempts to clean it up end up in a futile non-ending edit war.

A picture of a pile of dead Jews from WW2 captioned with an out-of-context quote Beck made as part of a larger discussion of exposing and stamping out the rise in progressive ideology? That is simply sick.

Either Wikiquotes needs to ban all of these left-wing nuts sitting in their parents basements and posting out-of-context quotes, or as I suspect, Wikiquotes is RUN by some left-wing nut in their parents basement.

Seriously. If Beck is as evil as these FAKE and OUT OF CONTEXT quotes make him out to be, then surely you can find 2x as many REAL quotes with their FULL CONTEXT. Isn't honesty a bigger weapon, or are you left wing loons only interested in "The end justifies the means"? --216.114.194.20 23:47, 17 September 2012 (UTC)
 * I certainly wouldn't characterize Glenn Beck's words as left-wing propaganda. Seems to me this page is full of the opposite.
 * Your repeated deletions of sourced, genuine quotes constitutes vandalism, 216. Stop it. ~ Robin Lionheart (talk) 02:20, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

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After the merge has been completed, there should also be a disambiguation page for the film vs. the play, the latter being on the page of its author, Robert Bolt. - InvisibleSun 04:18, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
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After the merge has been completed, there should also be a disambiguation page for the film vs. the play, the latter being on the page of its author, Robert Bolt. - InvisibleSun 04:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
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New antisemitism

 is the concept of an international resurgence of attacks on Jewish symbols, as well as the acceptance of antisemitic beliefs and their expression in public discourse, coming from three political directions: the political left, far-right, and Islamism.

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 * For decades, Israeli and Western leaders have dehumanised Palestinians, but the response cannot now be to dehumanise Israelis. Explaining the political context of the Hamas attacks and the principles of strategic armed struggle is a world away from endorsing an indiscriminate massacre. For if you think that war crimes from Hamas last Saturday are acceptable, how are you going to argue that war crimes from Israel today are not? To lose moral consistency weakens the moral core of the Palestinian cause. To see these indiscriminate Hamas attacks as an acceptable outcome of Palestinian suffering is not a sign of solidarity; it is a form of moral relativism. To cast oppressed Palestinians as having special clearance for brutality is not a liberation struggle; it is specifically intertwining the cause with violence against civilians. And to say that all Israeli citizens are fair game (as I have seen repeatedly online) is a level of permissibility that is extraordinary. It is the same logic applied now to Palestinians in Gaza by the extremist Israeli government and its cheerleaders.
 * Rachel Shabi, "To lose moral consistency weakens the Palestinian cause", i (14 October 2023)

Analysis of the ‘new’ antisemitism deserves more than the blanket assertion: ‘It comes from radical Islam and haters of Israel.‘ Indeed, the position that anti-Israelism needs to be distinguished from antisemitism, whatever the antisemitic motivation of some Israelophobes, derives from a geo-political analysis of the contemporary phenomenon that goes beyond reiterating the ‘Muslims-hate-us’ palaver.
 * ,

 * What's new is that Jew-hatred (disguised as anti-Zionism) has itself become ‘politically correct’ among these so-called intellectuals. They have one standard for Israel: an impossibly high one. Meanwhile, they set a much lower standard for every other country, even for nations in which tyranny, torture, honor killings, genocide, and every other human rights abuse go unchallenged. // Today anti-Zionism is the new anti-Semitism.
 *

 * The "New Antisemitism": A volatile mix of anti-Israel and anti-Jewish hostility, from the World Jewish Congress

 * A recent third type of anti-Jewish odium is something different. It is a strange mixture of violent hatred by radical Islamists and the more or less indifference to it by Westerners.
 *

 * Irwin concisely describes the new antisemitism which manifests itself as a diabolical representation of the State of Israel and a systemic methodology that makes Israel into an outcast and pariah among the nations.
 *

 * A recent third type of anti-Jewish odium is something different. It is a strange mixture of violent hatred by radical Islamists and the more or less indifference to it by Westerners."
 * Victor David Hanson

 * The new p.c. anti-Semitism mixes traditional blame-the-Jews boilerplate with a fevered opposition to Israel. In this worldview, the ‘Zionist entity’ has no legitimacy and as a result no right to do what other nations do, like protect itself and its citizens. The Return of Antisemitism
 * Craig Horowitz,

 * One would have to be blind, deaf and dumb not to recognize that this hate of Israel is profoundly anti-Semitic. Such hostile sentiments, sometimes disguised as a 'legitimate' critique of Israeli politics, has been called the "new" anti-Semitism.
 * Natan P.F. Kellermann,

 * This brings me to my final and very painful point. It has unfortunately become in vogue, among the "chattering classes", to speak about, excuse and even understand 'anti-Zionism'. This is the new antisemitism, which is basically anti-Israel, covered by a guise.
 * Elyakim Rubinstein,
 * They [Jews] are not smart, hard working, logical, creative, or anything like that. They just lack dignity or shame and so go into the filthiest professions possible to take advantage of people in bad situations and then use that advantage to coerce people into hurting other people. That's all they ever were and all they ever will be.
 * Paul Town, Telegram, 31 May 2024
 * But since this new anti-Semitism manifests itself so clearly now as political rejection of the Jewish state, it is worth examining the historical record for a moment.
 * Mortimer Zuckerman

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Glen Johnson

Glengoffe Donovan Johnson (born January 2, 1969) is a Jamaican professional boxer, nicknamed Gentleman.

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 * I'm not the best, I'm just a guy who's willing to fight the best.
 * After knocking out Roy Jones Jr (September 25, 2004)

 * Chad Dawson is a woman in man’s body.
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 * Chad Dawson will run like a chicken
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User talk:212.13.99.14

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Deadhoax (Talk | Contr ) 09:11, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

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Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Deadhoax (Talk | Contr ) 09:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

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Graham Sutherland

Graham Vivian Sutherland (24 August 1903 – 17 February 1980) was an English artist, who focused on the inherent strangeness of natural forms, and abstracting them, sometimes giving his work a surrealist appearance. He also painted many portraits. Winston Churchill hated his so much that he destroyed it.

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 * The kind of thing which I collect I can always carry back with me to the studio and study at leisure. I am fascinated by the whole problem of the tensions produced by the power of growth.
 * Quoted in Noël Barber, Pierre Jeannerat de Beerski, "Conversations with Painters" (1964), p. 45

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User:Pharaoh Hound

Hello! My name is Emily, I live in Nova Scotia, Canada. I will probably edit infrequently, as most of my time online editing under my accounts of the same name on the Wikimedia Commons (here) and Wikipedia (here). For more info on me, please see my userpage on Wikipedia.

Pages I have created

 * Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (the I.P. who started that was me)
 * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (film) (some content was split off The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
 * Horses
 * Bend It Like Beckham
 * My Big Fat Greek Wedding
 * Babe
 * Seabiscuit
 * Hustle
 * Rick Mercer Report

Pages I regularly contribute to

 * Frasier
 * Ninth Doctor
 * Tenth Doctor
 * Lilo & Stitch
 * House
 * Clue
 * Star Trek: The Next Generation
 * Star Trek: Voyager
 * Bones

Some favourite quotes

 * I had a dream, which was not all a dream. The bright sun was extinguished, and the stars Did wander darkling in the eternal space, Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air
 * Darkness, by Lord Byron

 * "Hope" is the thing with feathers — That perches on the soul — And sings the tune without the words — And never stops — at all —
 * Poem no. 254, by Emily Dickinson

 * My atheism... is a true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests.
 * George Santayana

 * There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is a rapture on the lonely shore, There is a society where none intrudes, By the deep sea, and music in its roar: I love not man the less, but nature more.
 * Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Lord Byron

(And just to show that I indeed have a sense of humour...)

 * Dr. House: Mom's body is like…the intricate German metro system. All the trains run on time. She gets pregnant, it's like…a new station opening in Düsseldorf. A bunch of rookies running things. Bound to be mistakes. Kids play on the tracks and get electrocuted, and before you know it, trains are backed up all the way to Berlin and you got a bunch of angry Germans with nowhere to go. And we all know that ain't good for the Jews…
 * Dr. Chase: Ah…who are the Jews in this metaphor?

 * House

 * Janeway: Let me get this straight: trans-dimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain Proton simulation for reality.
 * Paris: Yes ma'am.
 * Janeway: And now an armed conflict has broken out between these aliens, and Chaotica's holographic army.
 * Paris: Yes ma'am. His army of evil.

 * Star Trek: Voyager

 * Booth: Voodoo.. [laughs] Who's gonna believe that stuff?
 * Brennan: It's a religion, no crazier than, well, what are you?
 * Booth: Catholic.
 * Brennan: They believe in the same saints you do. And prayer. What they call spells, you call miracles. They have priests.
 * Booth: We don't make zombies.
 * Brennan: Jesus rose from the dead after three days.
 * Booth: Jesus is not a zombie! I shouldn't even have to tell you that.

 * Bones

 * Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
 * Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams

 * Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared!
 * Mrs. White: Well, that was his job. He was an illusionist.
 * Wadsworth: But he never RE-appeared!
 * Mrs. White: [Shrugs] He wasn't a very good illusionist.

 * Clue

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/LOVE QUOTES

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 15:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

LOVE QUOTES
This redundant, awkwardly titled article was the creation of (apparently Praveen Kumar), who is reponsible for all but 4 of the 351 (!) quotes in this page. (See this diff between Pryveen's last edit, over a year ago, and just before I did a massive reformatting to prepare it for merging with Love.) Virtually none of these quotes is sourced, many are likely to be redundant with the collection at Love, and many appear to be quotes or poems from unnotables marked as "Anonymous" or "Unknown", besides the likely unnotables whose names are recorded. (See also the VfD on Author below, where this editor chose to create a biography article for himself at the same time, as if he is the only "Author" here.) In short, this is a mess of a personal quote collection that someone just slapped into Wikiquote (rather than try to integrate with our existing article) and then left the project. I'm not sure I see the point in merging it, and the fact that it's been around for 13 months suggests it's not about to be merged in the foreseeable future anyway. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (6 deletes [1 w/ implied merge]; no dissent). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 15:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete. Regardless of the fate of the material, I'd still want to delete the malformed title. If someone wants to finish what I started and actually merge this mess into Love, I'll do the edit-history copy-and-paste to Talk:Love. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 14:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 16:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  20:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 19:37, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete but try to keep anything worth while.--Poetlister 22:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.


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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Author

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 15:17, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Author
As I mentioned in the LOVE QUOTES VfD above, this article was created by User:Pryveen as a biography of "Praveen Kumar" when he created the malformatted, mistitled other article from what appears to be his personal quote collection. MosheZadka originally thought to nominate it for deletion, but quickly changed his mind and redirected it to Category:Authors. While this made some sense, I think it's a bad idea because it (A) violates the separation of articles from support pages; (B) would encourage other pseudo-article redirects to non-article space for similar purposes; and (C) isn't necessary, since entering "Author" in the Search box will bring up author categories anyway. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:17, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (6 deletes; no dissent). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 15:17, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 13:17, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 16:08, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. —LrdChaos (talk) 16:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  20:40, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 19:39, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete per above.--Cato 22:45, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

title: Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Author