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A Bit of Fry and Laurie

A Bit Of Fry And Laurie was a sketch comedy starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, broadcast on BBC2 between January 13, 1989 and April 2, 1995.

=Series 1=

Pilot

 * Stephen Fry: [when shown picture by Hugh] Oh, wait a second, isn't that a revolting sight? [throws picture aside]

 * Hugh: Oh, well, it's because I'm deaf, sir, that my sense of vision is naturally enhanced. Blind people are known to have very keen hearing. So they sort of cancel each other out, sir.
 * Stephen: You mean you can see and hear perfectly?
 * Hugh: Yes, because I'm blind and deaf.

Episode 1

 * [Spoonbending with Mr. Nude]
 * Fry: Well next week I shall be examining the claims of a man who says that in a previous existence he was Education Secretary Kenneth Baker and I shall be talking to a woman who claims she can make flowers grow just by planting seeds in soil and watering them. Until then, wait very quietly in your seats please. Goodnight.

 Stephen: Bitchmother, Come Light My Bottom.

Episode 2

 * Various Characters: Hold the news reader's nose squarely waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

 * Stephen: Um, language is my mother, my father, my husband, my brother, my sister, my whore, my mistress, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up wipette. Um, language is the breath of God. Language is the dew on a fresh apple. It's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning light as you pluck from an old bookshelf a half-forgotten book of erotic memoirs. Language is the creak on a stair, it's a spluttering match held to a frosted pane, it's a half-remembered childhood birthday party. It's the warm, wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy. Uh, the hulk of a charred panzer, the underside of a granite boulder, the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl. Uh, it's cobwebs long since overrun by an old Wellington boot.

Episode 3

 * Hugh: Can I just interrupt you here?
 * Stephen: Certainly, Peter.
 * Hugh: Thanks.
 * Stephen: Pleasure.

Episode 4

 * Stephen: I can't pretend to be much of a judge of poetry; I'm an English teacher, not a homosexual.

Episode 5

 * [Estate Agents]
 * Fry: Estate Agents: you can't live with them, you can't live with them. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

Episode 6

 * [Cocoa]
 * Fry: [voiceover] Good old Berent's cocoa. Always there. Original or New Berent's, specially prepared for the mature citizens in your life, with nature's added store of powerful barbiturates and heroin.

=Series 2=

Episode 1

 * [Dammit!]
 * Laurie: A good wife, or a good business partner?
 * Fry: Is there a difference, Peter?
 * Laurie: I hope so, John.

 * Laurie: [Examining a plate] See this? You could eat your dinner off this.

Episode 2

 * [Vox Pop]
 * Laurie: [with an electronic organiser] Ask me anything, a telephone number, what time it is in Adelaide. Tell you what, I can tell you exactly what I'll be doing on the third of August 1997, say. Hang on... [presses a few buttons]. Nothing. See, it says. Nothing.

Episode 3

 * [Over To You]
 * Presenter: Did your children see the...
 * Laurie: No, they didn't. They didn't see it. But only thanks to the purest good fortune that they don't happen to have been born yet, otherwise I dread to think what damage may have been caused. It was simply disgusting.

Episode 4

 * [Dinner With Digby]
 * Laurie: Our Venice is being taken away from us. It's heaving with Germans.
 * Leslie: And Italians! The place is absolutely heaving with Italians.

 * Fry: If I had my way with that Mervin Bragg...
 * Laurie: ..no one would be the least surprised.

 * Laurie: You know what makes me REALLY mad? It's this new drug, ecstasy. Makes me MAD!

 * Laurie: You know what makes me REALLY mad? It's this belief that I'm John the Baptist.

Episode 5

 * [Amputated Genitals]
 * Fry: I appreciate that you're trying to help here, but	I also used my genitals for, you know, expelling urine.
 * Laurie: That's the beauty of the system. When people see you in a combat jacket and driving around in a white van with Killer in the back, the piss will be taken out of you constantly.

 * [Bomb in a Restaurant]
 * Laurie: [nervously] Good evening. Table for bomb, please.

Episode 6

 * [Vox Pop]
 * Fry: Well, I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.

 * Fry: It's ludicrously easy to knock Mrs. Thatcher, isn't it? It's the simplest, easiest and most obvious thing in the world to remark that she's a shameful, putrid scab, an embarrassing, ludicrous monstrosity that makes one frankly ashamed to be British and that her ideas and standards are a stain on our national history. That's easy! Anyone can see that! Nothing difficult about that! But after tonight, no one will ever accuse us again with failing to come up with something to take her place. Hugh?
 * [Hugh Laurie pulls out a coat hanger]

=Series 3=

Episode 1

 * Fry: Twenty-five years ago the doctors told your mother and me that it would be impossible for us ever to have children.
 * Laurie: Oh, why not?
 * Fry: I can't remember the exact reason; it was something to do with penises I think.

 * Laurie: Yes, I drive a Vauxhall Nova Splash. Uh, it's a limited edition. I think they only made one and a half million of them.

 * Laurie: Well, we had our first child on the NHS and had to wait nine months, can you believe it.

Episode 2

 * Laurie: I've always been a Daily Mail reader. I prefer it to a newspaper.

 * Laurie: [Walking away] No, I can't stop, I'm afraid. My wife is being towed away.

 * Fry: In my dreams I've played snooker with Stephen Hendry. I've sung with Barbra Streisand and I've been to bed with Anneka Rice. In reality I've played snooker with Barbra Streisand, I've sung with Anneka Rice and I've been to bed with Stephen Hendry. Sometimes life can be even better than the dream.

Episode 3

 * Fry: How may we serve?
 * Laurie: Well, I was after a pair of shoes.
 * Fry: Very well. I shall serve them first.

 * Fry: Ah. I fancy I detect a wrinkle of concern on your otherwise smooth and toboggonable brow. Yes, your intimations are right. Business is not what it was. It is not even what it is. It may not even be what it will be.

=Series 4=

Episode 3

 * [Barman]
 * Laurie: You ever been trapped in a loveless marriage with a woman you despise?
 * Fry: Ooh, not since I was nine! Do you like it straight up?
 * Laurie: What?
 * Fry: [holding up his drink] Or with ice?
 * Laurie: Ice.
 * Fry: Right-ho. [adds ice] Cocktail onion?
 * Laurie: No thanks.

 * Laurie: She takes no interest in my friends, you know. She laughs at my…
 * Fry: Peanuts?
 * Laurie: Hobbies. She doesn't even value my...
 * Fry: Crinkle-cut cheesy Wotsit?
 * Laurie: Career. You know, it's just so depressing. Alright, so other men have got larger...
 * Fry: Plums?
 * Laurie: Salaries. And better prospects. And other men can boast a healthier-looking...
 * Fry: Stool?
 * Laurie: [sitting on stool] Lifestyle.

 * Laurie: Alright, so, so I haven't got loads of cash hanging around. You know, but why complain? Other people are worse off. I've got a job. I've got two sweet, rosy...
 * Fry: Nibbles?
 * Laurie: Children. She goes on and on about my appearance. I mean, it's not as if she's an oil painting, you know. I mean, frankly she's...
 * Fry: [points] Plain and prawn-flavoured.
 * Laurie: She's not as young as she used to be herself

 * Laurie: I don't know why I bother with women. I'd be better off being a...
 * Fry: Fruit?
 * Laurie: Monk, or a hermit, or something. At least if I was a…
 * Fry: Fag?
 * Laurie: At least if I was a monk, you know, I wouldn't have to put up with women. You know, women going on and on, who can talk the hind leg off a...
 * Fry: Camel?
 * Laurie: Donkey. Trouble is, I couldn't live without women. You know, in a monastery the best you can hope for is a bit of...
 * Fry: Chocolate HobNob?
 * Laurie: Peace and spirituality. Let's face it; we haven't slept together for years. You know, the best I can hope for is a bit of...
 * Fry: Savoury finger?
 * Laurie: A bit of a cuddle at Christmas. And, naturally, she won't let me give her so much as a…
 * Fry: [points offstage] Good juicy tongue in the back passage.
 * Laurie: Just a peck on the cheek.

 * Laurie: The trouble with that woman is that she's just a…
 * Fry: Rather disgusting-looking tart that should've been disposed of ages ago?
 * Laurie: I tell you what it is: she's a complainer, that's what she is.

Episode 5

 * [Grand Prix]
 * Fry: Michael, you must be very thrilled with that result. Take us through the race.
 * Laurie: Yes, well, I was, uh... not very happy with the car. We had a lot of problems, and uh.. the car was not so good, I think.
 * Fry: Yes, but- but you won. It was a great result for you, you must be very happy.
 * Laurie: Well, we had a lot of problems with the car, and I was... was not so happy, it was very hard.
 * Fry: Yes, but you won...
 * Laurie: I won, yes, but, there were many, many problems, and it was very hard, and difficult, and I was not happy at all with the car
 * Fry: Yes, yes- *stammers* You did actually win, did I get that straight? You actually won the race?
 * Laurie: Well, a lot of problems, yes, and it was very hard-
 * Fry: Yeh, well, leaving aside, for the moment, how hard it was, are you happy... to have won... the race.
 * Laurie: Well, it was very difficult-
 * Fry: Yes, well, it really was difficult. Presumably, that's why you get paid half a million pounds per race, and get as much sex as you can eat. I just need to know if this makes you happy, having won the race. Delighted, enchanté, over the frigging moon!
 * Laurie: Well, we had a lot of problems-
 * Fry: ARE YOU HAPPY?!
 * Laurie: It was very difficult-
 * Fry: ARE YOU HAPPY?!
 * Laurie: Many prob-
 * Fry: AREYOUHAPPY?!
 * Laurie tries to speak again
 * Fry: ARE. YOU. ARSEING WELL. HAPPY. YOU DISMAL, MOANING, FRENCH TWAT!
 * Laurie stares at Fry
 * Fry: You do a job... that half of mankind would KILL to be able to do, and you can have sex... with the other half, as often as you like. I just need to know if this makes you HAPPY!
 * Laurie: ...We had a lot of problems-
 * Fry punches Laurie

Episode 7

 * [Religianto]
 * We worship you, O God or Gods,
 * Whoever you may be.
 * We realise that you operate
 * Supernaturally.
 * We thank you for the birds and bees,
 * For creatures live or dead,
 * But if you actually don’t exist,
 * Then ignore what we’ve just said.
 * A-

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User talk:Rachel wilson

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title: User talk:Rachel wilson


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User talk:Rwilson~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Rwilson. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Rwilson~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:34, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Rwilson~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Genius2478

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User talk:Stephemeral

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User talk:Snoopyforyanni88

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User talk:Innocent~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Innocent. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Innocent~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:26, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Innocent~enwikiquote


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User talk:CMacMillan~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called CMacMillan. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name CMacMillan~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:20, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:CMacMillan~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Morgrim

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IP Vandals?
''Hello! Thanks for welcoming me earlier, I've only just signed up with a formal account here. I have a quick question- what is the Wikiquote policy on somebody vandalising from an IP address? I just noticed Drawn Together had been blanked, and reverted it, but I'm not sure what is supposed to happen next. *scratches head* With a named user I'd guess hunting for vandal templates, but I'm not sure if that works if the person doesn't actually have an account. Morgrim 15:42, 28 October 2006 (UTC)''

 * The typical practice for warning vandals, whether they're registered or IP, is to add one of the appropriate user warning templates to their user talk page. Typically, for the first warning of vandalism, test (or test-n, which takes the vandalized page's name as a parameter) or test2 (or test2-n) are appropriate, depending on the severity of the vandalism. I usually use test only when it seems like the edit was only a test edit (e.g., something like "can I add stuff here?") and use test2. If they continue to vandalize, go up to test3 or test4, and if the vandalism is widespread and/or persistent, you can post it to the Administrators' noticeboard for further action. —LrdChaos (talk) 15:52, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

title: User talk:Morgrim


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User talk:Keybounce

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Keybounce. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Keybounce~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:26, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Keybounce


text:
User talk:Ryulong

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User talk:Ananmm

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User talk:Haqsaddress

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text:
User talk:Happywolf

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User talk:Sableneko

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User talk:Soueikin

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User talk:Vladdraculdragon~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Vladdraculdragon. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Vladdraculdragon~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:37, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Vladdraculdragon~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Crazymulgogi~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Crazymulgogi. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Crazymulgogi~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:20, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Crazymulgogi~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Ours18~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Ours18. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Ours18~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:31, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:54, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Ours18~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Bitrot~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Bitrot. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Bitrot~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:19, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Bitrot~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Sagar.pandita

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User talk:Scrivener72

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text:
User talk:Alphachimp

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text:
User talk:Thuderbolt~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Thuderbolt. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Thuderbolt~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:59, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Thuderbolt~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Thunderbolt~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Thunderbolt. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Thunderbolt~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Thunderbolt~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Seventh Angel

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User talk:Marcie browne

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User talk:Tottenham1

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User talk:69.62.16.66

- InvisibleSun 15:50, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

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User:Kbdank71

I'm Kbdank71. I'm an admin at the English Wikipedia.

My other user pages:
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User talk:204.209.59.11

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Democracy. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. - InvisibleSun 19:41, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, as you did to Democracy, you will be blocked from editing Wikiquote. —LrdChaos (talk) 19:55, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Democracy. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos (talk) 20:26, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:24.34.221.83

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Steve Irwin. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos (talk) 20:23, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

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User:Royalguard11

I am w:User:Royalguard11. Check on me there. -Royalguard11 (Talk) 20:40, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Durova

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User talk:Msapers

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User talk:Stickman001

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User talk:TexasAndroid

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User talk:Dr. Raoul Duke

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 Please go here to leave me an urgent message on the English Wikipedia.  Please click [ here] to leave me a non-urgent message.

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Mabinogion

The Mabinogion is a collection of anonymous medieval Welsh tales, deriving in some cases from the very oldest strata of Celtic legend. The first complete translation of The Mabinogion was published by Lady Charlotte Guest in 1838-1849. The most literal translation is perhaps that of Gwyn Jones and Thomas Jones, first published in 1949 and cited here in the 1989 revised version. All editions and translations include eleven stories preserved in the White Book of Rhydderch and the Red Book of Hergest; Lady Charlotte Guest's also includes a twelfth story, "Taliesin".

Quotes

 * He who is chief, let him be a bridge.
 * "Branwen Daughter of Llyr" {Jones and Jones, 1989, p. 34)
 * The original Welsh, "A fo ben, bid bont", is sometimes quoted.

 * "Aye," said Math, "let us seek, thou and I, by our magic and enchantment to conjure a wife for him out of flowers"...And then they took the flowers of the oak, and the flowers of the broom, and the flowers of the meadowsweet, and from those they called forth the very fairest and best endowed maiden that mortal ever saw, and baptized her with the baptism they used at that time, and named her Blodeuedd.
 * "Math Son of Mathonwy" (Jones and Jones, 1989, p. 68)

 * And then that emperor drew up a letter of threat to Macsen. It was moreover no more of a letter than: "If thou come, and if ever thou come to Rome". And that letter and the tidings came all the way to Caer Llion to Macsen. And thence he in return sent a letter to the man who said he was emperor in Rome. In that letter too there was nothing save: "And if I go to Rome, and if I go".
 * "The Dream of Macsen Wledig" (Jones and Jones, 1989, p. 86)

 * Knife has gone into meat, and drink into horn, and a thronging in Arthur's hall. Save the son of a king of a rightful dominion, or a craftsman who brings his craft, none may enter.
 * "Culhwch and Olwen" (Jones and Jones, 1989, pp. 97-98)

 * Yellower was her head than the flower of the broom, whiter was her flesh than the foam of the wave; whiter were her palms and her fingers than the shoots of the marsh trefoil from amidst the fine gravel of a welling spring.
 * "Culhwch and Olwen" (Jones and Jones, 1989, pp. 110-11)

 * On the morrow early he arose, and when he came outside, a fall of snow had come down the night before. And a wild she-hawk had killed a duck alongside the cell, and what with the horse's clatter the she-hawk rose up, and a raven alighted on the bird's flesh. Peredur stood and likened the exceeding blackness of the raven, and the whiteness of the snow, and the redness of the blood, to the hair of the woman he loved best, which was black as jet, and her flesh to the whiteness of the snow, and the redness of the blood in the white snow to the two red spots in the cheeks of the woman he loved best.
 * "Peredur son of Efrawg" (Jones and Jones, 1989, p. 199)

 * And he came his way towards a river valley, and the bounds of the valley were forest, and on either side of the river, level meadows. And one side of the river he could see a flock of white sheep, and on the other side he could see a flock of black sheep. And as one of the white sheep bleated, one of the black sheep would come across, and would be white; and as one of the black sheep bleated, one of the white sheep would come across, and would be black. And he could see a tall tree on the river bank, and the one side of it was burning from its roots to its tip, and the other half with green leaves on it.
 * "Peredur son of Efrawg" (Jones and Jones, 1989, p. 211)

 * Their Lord they will praise, Their speech they will keep, Their land they will lose, Except wild Walia.
 * "Taliesin" (Guest, 1849, vol. 3 p. 388)
 * Taliesin is represented as prophesying the future of the Britons after the coming of the Saxons.

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KMFDM

KMFDM is an industrial rock band and the brainchild of founding member Sascha Konietzko. KMFDM was founded in Paris on 1984-02-29 as a joint effort between Konietzko and German painter/multi-media performer Udo Sturm to perform for the opening of an exhibition of young European artists at the Grand Palais.

Quotes

 * Rip the system.
 * Sascha Konietzko

 * Think for yourself and don't believe the bullshit.
 * Sascha Konietzko

 * KMFDM sucks.
 * "Sucks"

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The Devil's Rejects

 The Devil's Rejects is a 2005 film written and directed by Rob Zombie. The story is a followup to the previous film House of 1000 Corpses, that chronicles an unstable texas Sheriff hunting a family of psychotic killers who previously murdered his brother and numerous other innocents in a western themed thriller.

Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

 * Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!

 * From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light.  From death lead me to eternal life. [He nails Otis' hands into the arms of a chair] Hallelujah! Are you feeling it brother?!

 * [Talking to himself in mirror] You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya?  Yeah, regular fuckin' killer. You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this?  Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true.

Captain Spaulding

 * [While hijacking a car with a boy inside] What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? [Kid shakes his head "no"] Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama... and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family.

 * [While Wydell talks about his dead brother during torture] Yeah I remember him. Stupid Fuck just like you. All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he went. Officer Wy-fuckin'-dell to the rescue.

Dialogue

 * Candy: What you lookin' at?
 * Otis B. Driftwood: I'm lookin' at you, mama.
 * Candy: Yeah, you see something you like?
 * Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.
 * Candy: Oh I don't disappoint.

 * Baby: [dancing in front of Otis and the hostages] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. [repeated 4x]
 * Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
 * Roy: No,
 * Otis: Well, why not- are you a faggot?
 * Roy: No.
 * Otis: Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
 * Roy: I'm a married man.
 * Otis: Oh, a married fuckin' man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man! come on! [he and Baby clap and laugh]
 * Baby: Wow! married man!
 * Otis: All right. wow. okay, mama, front and center, on your feet.
 * Roy: Don't hurt her.
 * Otis: Get on your feet. Come on. Let's go.
 * Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
 * Otis: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone. okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off, let's see what's been holding Hoss's balls at attention all these years.
 * Gloria: What?
 * Otis: What? Take off your clothes, or one of these assholes is going to die. Come on, come on.
 * Baby: Shit, way to go, Roy! she ain't too bad. She got a tight little ass on her!
 * Otis: And she got some child-rearing hips. Huh, yeah, hey.
 * Gloria: Please don't hurt me. please don't hurt me.
 * Otis: Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. Whoa.
 * Gloria: Please don't hurt me.
 * Otis: You like this, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
 * Gloria: Yes, I... I do.
 * Otis: Okay. Okay, now. Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. My finger's getting tense... I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, and I want you to make me my filthy whore. " Come on, say it. Come on I know. I know you're feeling it. I know you're feeling it. Say it.
 * Gloria: You're... the... almighty... devil and I want you... to make me your... fucking whore.
 * Otis: You make me sick.
 * Baby: Woo-hoo! I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now.
 * Otis: All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. We'll be back in a little while. Come on, Hoss, move it. Come on, shit stain! Gotta go! Come on! God damn it!

 * Baby: Meow! Meow. Hey, pussycat. Hey, got a light?
 * Roy Sullivan: No, uh, I don't smoke. My doctor says I got lungs like a professional athlete.
 * Baby: Ah, I get it. You wanna live forever.
 * Roy Sullivan: Yeah yeah, well...
 * Baby: So what, are you on vacation all by yourself or something?
 * Roy Sullivan: Yeah... no. I'm actually out here with my singing group. I do the lead singing for it. It's called "Banjo and Sullivan. " I used to sing with Johnny Cash. He shook my hand.
 * Baby: I love famous people. They're so much better than the real thing.
 * Roy Sullivan: Well, yeah, I suppose they are.
 * Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
 * Roy Sullivan: Would you say that again?
 * Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.

[mutual laughter]
 * Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
 * Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.
 * Roy Sullivan: Don't tell me that! What? Say that again.
 * Baby: That I ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

 * Susan: Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.
 * Jamie: I am hurrying! I dropped something.
 * Susan: Will you get in the car?! Okay, come on, let's go get in.
 * Jamie: Mom, a clown.
 * Susan: Yeah yeah, a clown. Oh... hi.
 * Captain Spaulding: Hi I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

[mutual laughter]
 * Susan: What's that about clown business?

[laughs nervously]
 * Captain Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?
 * Susan: Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door.
 * Captain Spaulding: Where the hell you going? Damn it. Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown when he's talking to you!
 * Susan: Get your fucking hands off of me!
 * Captain Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns?
 * Jamie: No...
 * Captain Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
 * Jamie: Please...
 * Captain Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya! Shit! Wow!

 * Sheriff John Wydell: What's going on, shitheads?
 * Rondo: Sheriff....
 * Sheriff John Wydell: (hands Rondo a piece of paper) Here's a list of names I need you to run down for me.
 * Rondo:[Looks at the paper, and starts chuckling] That's some funny-ass names! Haha!
 * Sheriff John Wydell: Yeah, look who's fuckin' talkin' "Rondo". Just let me know if anything connects.
 * Billy Ray Snapper: I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it...."Chief"?
 * Sheriff John Wydell: Well, if you keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'll catch it all....don't fuck this up assholes.
 * Rondo: Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road! Haha.

 * Charlie Altamont: Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
 * Clevon: Yeah boss?
 * Charlie Altamont: You know why I come here to get these chickens?
 * Clevon: No boss.
 * Charlie Altamont: 'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
 * Clevon: Is that right?
 * Charlie Altamont: (to Darrell) Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!
 * Darrell: How're you all doin? G'morning.
 * Charlie Altamont: Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
 * Darrell: We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
 * Charlie Altamont: Yeah! I see it!
 * Darrell: Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
 * Charlie Altamont: RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.
 * Darrell: Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?
 * Charlie Altamont: (after a long pause) What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens?
 * Darrell: Well, I thought about fuckin' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
 * Charlie Altamont: Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?
 * Darrell: Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken fucker but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.
 * Clevon: Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a fucking chicken fucker!
 * Darrell: I didn't say--
 * Charlie Altamont: Everybody just stop yappin' and grab the fuckin' chickens, Clevon! (to Darrell) Here, five.
 * Darrell: Appreciate it...thank y'all.
 * Clevon: Chickenf--He's the chicken fucker!!!
 * Charlie Altamont: That's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
 * Clevon: We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!
 * Charlie Altamont: Yeah, I know, I know.
 * Clevon: (yelling back to Darrell, and giving the finger) You inbred! Inbred!!

[Otis and Baby invade a motel room, taking hostages]
 * Baby: Goddamn it, look at that jacket.
 * Otis: What?
 * Baby: On TV.
 * Otis: Wha--fuck the TV!
 * Baby: Fuck the TV? Fuck you!
 * Otis: Hey fuck you, will you just keep your head in the business at hand here?

 * Marty Walker: That goddamn fucking Elvis Presley.
 * Sheriff John Wydell: What'd you say about the King?!
 * Marty Walker: I said he died three days before Grouch...

[Wydell grabs Walker]
 * Sheriff John Wydell: Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! you get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face.
 * Marty Walker: Elvis is in Hollywood!
 * Sheriff John Wydell: Get the hell outta here!
 * Marty Walker: His first film...
 * Sheriff John Wydell: Get out!
 * Marty Walker: "Love Me Tender," was based on an Irish folk song!
 * Sheriff John Wydell: F*ck Groucho!

 * Fanny: Poopy! What do you need a gun for? Where are we going?
 * Captain Spaulding: You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
 * Fanny: Oh, Poopy! Where are you going?
 * Captain Spaulding: Get out of my fucking way!
 * Fanny: Poopy, no!
 * Sheriff John Wydell: If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass.
 * Fanny: Poopy, don't go!
 * Captain Spaulding: God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! Leave me alone, woman!
 * Fanny: I want my Poopy!
 * Captain Spaulding: Leave me alone!
 * Fanny: Poopy, no!

title: The Devil's Rejects


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User talk:Angelblush

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title: User talk:Angelblush


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User talk:Quantumdog

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title: User talk:Quantumdog


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User talk:HastyDeparture

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title: User talk:HastyDeparture


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User talk:FerociousOrchard

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title: User talk:FerociousOrchard


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User talk:Samuri Scearious~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Samuri Scearious. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Samuri Scearious~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:34, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Samuri Scearious~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Wemoloh

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title: User talk:Wemoloh


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User talk:Rfrisbie~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Rfrisbie. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Rfrisbie~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:34, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Rfrisbie~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Alex10819

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title: User talk:Alex10819


text:
User talk:Greininger~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Greininger. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Greininger~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:24, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:48, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Greininger~enwikiquote