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User talk:Joshg253

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User talk:Black Lesnar

Thanks for experimenting with Wikiquote. Your test worked, and has now been reverted or removed. Please use Sandbox for any other tests you want to do, since testing in articles will normally be reverted quickly. Please see the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our compendium of quotations. For a quick overview of what Wikiquote is, read Wikiquote, and also What Wikiquote is not for a list of common activities that Wikiquote does not support. --Aphaia 18:47, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Your user name; Usernames of well-known living or recently deceased people is not acceptable
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So if you are not "Black Lesner", your user name is unacceptable. If you are he, your edit is unacceptable because of conflict or interest. We don't welcome people to post their own quotes either famous or not. Please respect your policy; your understanding will be appreciated. --Aphaia 18:53, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Black Lesnar

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  20:47, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Black Lesnar
Once again, it seems that only inane, unmemorable quotes are to be found for wrestlers. ~ UDScott 18:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Vote closes: 19:00, 10 May 2007 (UTC).

 * Delete, unless sourced, pithy quotes are added (and the page cleaned up). Note: If the consensus is to delete, the Franklin Lashley, which redirects here, should also be deleted. ~ UDScott 18:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete per nom. I would like you to notice the contributer assumes the same name, so it may violate Username policy or "avoid conflict of interest" principle (not policy here yet though). I'm going to put an indefinite blocking on that account, recomnending him to confirm his identification via email (it seems unlikely to happen though) or choose another username. --Aphaia 18:57, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete unless sourced. Wikipedia article redirects to Franklin Lashley.--Jusjih 19:42, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Ugh - speedy delete!--Poetlister 16:35, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 20:12, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Speedy delete. Quotes are nonsense anyway. Lashley doesn't say "bathturd", he says "bastard", but has a bit of a lisp, so it's been mocked on various lowbrow internet forums. BD2412 T 12:58, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Herby talk thyme 09:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 23:47, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Nirvikar Dahiya

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The result was: Delete (per Jeffq and !vote).  Cbrown1023  talk  20:49, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Nirvikar Dahiya
Indian person (MD?) with obscure notability. No Wikipedia article, 521 Ghit. --Aphaia 19:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Vote closes: 20:00, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

 * Comment: I'd rather do more research for now, but I doubt his fame is in a bit limited area. --Aphaia 19:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

 * Keep I of course vote to keep it. Give me a little time to do more research on him. There are a lot of notable people who don't have Wikipedia articles. Is there any good reason to delete it. Saksjn 19:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Another reason could be a poor sourcing. Though the citation from a website is not prohibited, it is not always a reliable source. And your formatting doesn't work at all (it isn't even clickable). --Aphaia 19:24, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete per low Ghits but no Wikipedia article.--Jusjih 15:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Keep - good quotes. I would not rely on the absence of a Wikipedia article; I've created plenty of articles on Wikipedia of notable people not there already.--Poetlister 16:38, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 13:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Strong delete unless subject is identified and quotes have proper, reliable sources. I agree that the lack of a Wikipedia article is merely troubling, not definitive, so I dug a little further. I took the trouble to fix the irregular sourcing formatting to expose the actual website sources. This revealed that they are all extremely unreliable tertiary sources by Wikimedia standards:
 * Philip Humbert, "Quotes of the Week". No sources given. Alexa: rank ~1000K.
 * MotivateUs.com, "Motivation: Late 1997". No sources given. Includes lots of unnotables' quotes, like "Sally from Virginia". Alexa rank ~113K.
 * "Wednesday's Quotes". Unidentified person's untitled Lotus Notes quote database published to the web]. No sources given. (Need I say Alexa has never heard of this?)
 * MotivateUs.com, "Motivation: Early 1999". See above.
 * So, the subject is not identified, the number of Google hits suggests they aren't any more notable than me (and I'm not notable), and the tertiary sources are worthless. If this article passes without major improvement, I will feel qualified to create an article about myself. (I, at least, have some quotes published in an obscure newspaper.) ~ Jeff Q (talk) 14:13, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 14:37, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
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User talk:Test-account

I am a test user... Test-account 20:17, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

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User:Silly monkeys~enwikiquote

 * Brandon: just take this link to go to my userpage (on wikipedia)

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User talk:Rain of Swords~enwikiquote

~ Kalki 20:28, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Stop moving things to unrelated subjects.
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We Will Rock You

We Will Rock You  is a musical based around the songs of the rock band Queen and was written by two of its members - Brian May and Roger Taylor - in collaboration with Ben Elton. We Will Rock You opened in 2002 at the Dominion Theatre in London, England. It is important to note that many lines in the show change based on the location and the date which the show is performed on, notably Pop's opening monologue.

Galileo

 * Help, I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!

 * I know that I'm different!

 * They hate you because they're scared of you. Because you're different! You're, well, a — An individual!

 * It drives me mad, all these phrases and sounds. Stupid, useless phrases. I mean, what the hell is a... tambourine man? What's the story, morning glory? Who was the real Slim Shady?

 * But all I know, and I don't even know why I know it, is that I really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig-ah!

 * It looks better when I'm holding a tennis racket!

 * And if I have your love, dying doesn't matter much at all. Does it?

 * No, Scaramouche! I still haven't found what I'm looking for! I can't get no statisfaction, you don't stop until you get enough, ARGHHH ga do do do push pineapples shake a tree.

 * That was below the belt

 * A couple of weeks ago I was virtually a Virtual High School dropout. Why would the rock gods tell me the answer?

 * The hairy one is back. And this time, she's a babe.

Scaramouche, about Galileo
 * Shagileo Gigolo only rocks for the kids.
 * So you could act like a pathetic little coward? You wanted to be a rock star? They wouldn't let you in a boy band! (In some versions, this is changed to "They wouldn't let you in INXS!")

 * So come on, Gazza! Where's the bloke I used to love? Where's the bloke with the lead in his pencil? Where is Shagileo Gigolo?

Pop

 * I must make haste... I must complete the rebel archive... Stardate May 14th 2304. Although I have yet to discover the exact date on which music died, it is clear to me that an ancient entertainment phenomenon known as 'Pop Idol' (In newer versions this was changed to X-factor) played a central role. Soon, popstars were being created at such a rate that they were famous for less time than it took to play their records. Culture imploded, the Globalsoft corporation seized its opportunity, and the age of the Ga Ga had dawned.

 * There is always hope! Hope is our birthright.

 * Any way the wind blows.

 * Make love, not war!

 * Don't worry about Cliff Richard; he's indestructible.

 * They couldn't quite zap it all... zap it all... zap it all...

 * It was a time of boy bands. And girl bands. And boy and girl bands. And girl bands with a couple of boys in them that looked like girls.

 * You're right, crazy lady. We'll take my Harley. Rock's transport of choice. Not as fast, clean or efficient as a Japanese bike, but it sounds humongous.

 * It's been years since I've felt the soft warm thighs of a rebel chick wrapped round my skinny white arse.

 * I'll be a groupie. Anyone wanna see my tits?

 * Ooh, I've gone all tingley.

 * I shall be thine roadie!

 * I'm a groupie and a roadie! That means I'll have to have sex with myself. So, no change there then!

 * They secretly [ Makes a sign showing a throat being slit] the members of Queen. Brian May got one last wish. He wanted to play a very last guitar solo. He was able to postpone his execution by three-and-a-half days with it.

 * This is an ancient and holy scroll known as a Vie-day-oh Tah-pay (Video Tape). [Runs through Bar Patrons who all groan and reach out towards the tape] They all want it. But they can't have it! It's mine! It's (Gollum voice) My precious!

Khashoggi

 * Oh my. Oh my, oh my. What is this? Do I see a little silhouette of a spy?

 * Oh, god, I hate hippies!

 * So... an ignorant plucker.

 * What does 'a-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-lop-bam-boo' mean?

 * Underground, overground wombling free. Now tell me; who are Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po, and why do they say 'eh oh'?

 * Where is she? What is her E-mail address? How does she love you? How does she 'drive you crazy'? Is she a drug pusher?

 * We've pulverized every rock on Planet Mall, and no Instruments of Mass Destruction have been found.

 * All they need is a leader; that's all it takes. One young, sole rebel, one crazy kid with a dream, a guitar, and a bad-arsed babe to fight for.

 * Finally I'm checking into the Heartbreak Hotel. So, Mr McCartney, I say hello, and you say goodbye.

 * Have you seen the size of the cups these days? They've been getting bigger for three hundred years. 'Regular' is now the size of a dustbin. Only last week a small child fell into her Sprite and drowned.

 * Lost them? Oh I see... lost them. Oh, no, we didn't lose them, no. We just don't know where they are.

Killer Queen
You lave my eager Bever out of this

 * Well, star or no star, I intend to blast every rock on Planet Mall to smithereens, just in case! Stonehenge. Mount Rushmore. The famed Victoria Beckham Belly Button Diamond. If these grim tools of freedom do exist, I shall find them!

 * Need I remind you, that as well as being businesswoman of the year, I am also dynamite with a laser beam!

 * You know what happens to people who disappoint me! I think I'll have to blow your mind!

 * Who dares to play live rock on Planet Mall?

 * What part of 'don't stop me now' do you not understand?

 * I like it both ways

Other

 * Opening Timeline: 2004 - Janet Jackson's right breast officially declared more important than her music

 * Opening Timeline: 2002 - Simon Cowell sent from Hell to destroy rock

 * Ga-Ga Girl: Stop daydreaming and get a virtual life!

 * Voiceover: Workers of Globalsoft - junior executives, senior executives, vice-presidents, presidents, chairmen, chairwomen, chairtransexuals and chair-androgynous-artificially-created-lifeforms. Please prepare to welcome the chief executive officer of Globalsoft planet-wide - KillerQueen@Globalsoft.com/theWorld.

 * Big Macca: Hey! Baby! We believe there was a time, when if a cool dude wished to refer to his red hot momma, he would use the term 'chick'. It was a mark of respect. Second only to 'bitch'.

 * Bob: I'm Bob. Bob the poet; Bob the rebel; Bob the prophet - I am Bob the Builder! And I like to fix it!

 * Brit/Vic: Me? I'm the biggest, baddest, meanest, nastiest, ugliest, most raging, rapping, rock'n'roll, heavy metal, sick, punk, psycho bastard that ever got get-down funky. They call me - Britney Spears/Victoria Beckham!.

 * Big Macca: We do know is that there came a day when rock'n'roll - died. But, we have always believed that in time, there will arise a man who carries the past within him. Somewhere on Planet Mall there are instruments, there must be. And if Britney is right, you are the man who can find them, and rock and roll will be reborn!

 * Brit: Yeah, they did it for a crazy little thing called love, baby! Hit me baby, hit me baby one more time!

 * Meat: (To Galileo ) Tell us, who is mama, who's been killed, and why has it all been thrown away?

Act 1
[In certain versions]
 * Policeman 1: Where is Penny Lane?
 * Policeman 2: What are the Strawberry Fields?
 * Policeman 3: What is Abbey Road?
 * Galileo: It's the place where dreams are made.
 * Policeman 3: He remembers, he's the messiah! (''high pitched - like in Monty Pythoi
 * Khashoggi: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! (high pitched - like in Monty Python)
 * Policeman 3: Ohhhhh... (high pitched - like in Monty Python)

 * Khashoggi: Khashoggi to Killer Queen.

[The Killer Queen addresses Khashoggi from screens.]
 * Khashoggi: Good news Ma'am.
 * Killer Queen: It had better be, I'm having my daily bikini wax... Pull!

[SFX of wax being pulled off]
 * Killer Queen: Ahhhhhhh!... So?
 * Khashoggi: I believe that the last remaining rebels will soon be within my clutches.
 * Killer Queen: Then you must crush them without mercy.
 * Khashoggi: My my ma'am. You are an eager beaver.
 * Killer Queen: You leave my eager beaver out of this. We were discussing destroying rebels.

 * Galileo: Hey, G-G-G-G-Ga Ga girl. Who are you?

[Scaramouche is as always, hard and defensive.]
 * Scaramouche: I ain't no Ga Ga girl, and I don't answer questions. Who are you?
 * Galileo: I'm... I don't know who I am.
 * Scaramouche: Oh great.
 * Galileo: [proudly] But my name is Galileo Figaro.
 * Scaramouche: Cool name.
 * Galileo: Thank you.
 * Scaramouche: I wasn't being serious. Mind if I shorten it?
 * Galileo: Well, I suppose Galileo would be...
 * Scaramouche: So Gazza, tell me, why were you arrested?
 * Galileo: Because I hear sounds in my head, words and sounds. I'm mad you see.
 * Scaramouche: I was arrested because they don't like the way I dress.
 * Galileo: I think you dress beautifully.
 * Scaramouche: That's nice, except coming from a self confessed nutter... not! What sounds do you hear?

 * Khashoggi: Well Madam, we have now pulverised every rock on planet mall and not a single instrument of mass destruction has been found. The legend is a myth or, if you prefer, the myth is a legend.
 * Killer Queen: I like it both ways.
 * Khashoggi: So I've heard ma'am.

 * Galileo: I've thought of a name for you, too, I think.
 * Scaramouche: How could you do that? You've only me today.
 * Galileo: Yes, but I always knew I'd meet you. I always knew there was another rebel rebel out there, another wild thing.
 * Scaramouche: What would you want to call me?
 * Galileo: Scaramouche.
 * Scaramouche: Scaramouche? It's a bit... crap. People will call me Scary Bush!
 * Galileo: No they won't!
 * Scaramouche: I would!
 * Galileo: Well, I thought of some others, but frankly, I thought it was the best one!
 * Scaramouche: What were the others?
 * Galileo: Long tall Sally. Honky-tonk woman. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Ernie the fastest milkman in the west. Or fat-bottomed girl.
 * Scaramouche: I'll take Scary Bush.

 * Scaramouche:[Assessing her new name] Scaramouche! You know... I quite like it. It's sounds anarchic! Like something they used to call a tune...
 * Galileo: A tune... That's it!... Scaramouche, Scaramouche - will you do the fandango?
 * Scaramouche: Are you trying to get into my pants?
 * Galileo: No!...Well...Maybe...No!
 * Scaramouche: Well then what's doing the fandango?
 * Galileo: I think it's a type of dance...
 * Scaramouche: What, like Ga Ga moves? Oh yes, well just excuse me while I puke![Mimics vomiting] Global Soft writes the songs, then they work out the moves and every kid on Planet Mall does exactly the same thing! No thank you!
 * Galileo: I think there was a time when dancing wasn’t like that! When it...you know... more free..and...expressive...

[Galileo does a bunch of air guitar moves while the guitar solo from Bohemian Rhapsody plays]

 * Scaramouche:[Very bluntly]Well, I don't think I've ever seen anything so embarrassing in my whole life.
 * Galileo:[Embarrassed]It's looks better when I'm holding a tennis racket...
 * Scaramouche: I bet it does.
 * Galileo: Perhaps the fandango was something you do with friends!
 * Scaramouche: Friends?... I've never had a friend...
 * Galileo: Yeah no kidding...
 * Scaramouche: But...Always thought I might like one though...
 * Galileo: So... are we friends?
 * Scaramouche: Okay, we friends
 * Galileo:[Over excited] Aw this is so cool!

 * Big Macca: As I was saying. This is a rebel base. But it is also a shrine. A shrine to everything we believe in. And, a place to remember the long dead king.
 * Galileo: What king?
 * Big Macca: Little is known about him. 'Cept that his name was Pelvis. A poor boy from nowhere, who sang like an angel, and danced like the devil. A teenage truck driver who broke free to become a mighty rebel- a rebel that spawned a thousand rebels!
 * Prince: But he was too wild, too free. And when he wiggled his hips he made the kids feel good about themselves! So they took him and they cut off his hair.
 * Bob: They shaved off his tall, greasy, stand-up quiff like he was a convict.
 * Prince: And they put him in the army.
 * Aretha: Then they humiliated him. The king was forced to make foolish movies, singing nursery rhymes to gangs of grinning children. He was ashamed. It broke his spirit. He took refuge in drugs, pills and cheeseburgers.
 * Big Macca: Just like a million kids that followed. The king was dead, and many kings and heroes died thereafter. Their songs are lost, but their names live on. We remember the ones that died young. Buddy Holly. Jimi Hendrix.
 * Aretha: Kurt Cobain.
 * Bob: Janis Joplin.
 * Prince: Jim Morrison.
 * Aretha: Michael Jackson.
 * Big Macca: Bob Marley. John Lennon. Michael Jackson.
 * Meat: Freddie...

 * Meat: (Trying to find something for Scaramouche to wear) How about some tight trousers, a skirt...
 * Sacaramouche: Nah, I don't like my bum, or my legs, or my tummy. Don't mind my arms but I don't like my hands or my shoulders.
 * Meat: Okay, we'll have to find something to accentuate your elbows.

Act 2

 * Galileo: I...I love you, Scaramouche!
 * Scaramouche: I love you too...Gaz
 * Galileo: Do you think maybe perhaps just once you could use my whole name?
 * Scaramouche: I love you too...Gazza Fizza
 * Galileo: Then if I have your love...dying doesn't matter much at all, does it?

 * Puff: Are you going to kill us?
 * Khashoggi: Please, Mr P. Puff Diddy Daddy Dum Diddy Do. Globalsoft is not some medieval inquisition. We are merely going to kill your souls. Empty your brains of such absurd notions as real music and individual thought.
 * Big Macca: You're sending us to Euro Disney?

 * Scaramouche: Well, good morning Gazza! Or perhaps I should use your full name - Shagileo Gigolo.
 * Galileo: I had this dream! And it was...

[There is a pause]
 * Galileo: Shagileo Gigolo? You - really think so?

 * Scaramouche: Oy! OY! Slow down, will you!
 * Galileo: No! You keep up!
 * Scaramouche: I've got shorter legs than you.
 * Galileo: Don't worry, your mouth makes up for them.
 * Scaramouche: Well, you didn't have any objections to it last night!
 * Galileo: That was below the belt!
 * Scaramouche: Which is all you think women are any good for!

 * Killer Queen: I am sick of excuses, Commander Khashoggi. And I am also sick of you. With your weary, sneery, posey, schmosey, look at me, I'm wearing sunglasses indoors crap! Oiling round the place with your snooty little booty in your Armani suity.
 * Khashoggi: Actually, ma'am, it's M&S. They've really rather raised their game recently, don't you think?

 * Galileo: I've got a world to save, so if you hold me up-
 * Scaramouche: Hold you up! Listen, mate! We're in this together! And despite the fact that you are emotionally immature, scared of commitment, and... you kept your socks on... I'm staying.

 * Scaramouche: So you remember something of what you read? Of the secret histories?
 * Pop: I remember one story. A legend so strong and powerful they could not wipe it from my brain. Would you like to hear it?
 * Scaramouche: Nah, I thought we'd just have a drink and bugger off. OF COURSE WE WANT TO HEAR IT YOU STUPID, HAIRY OLD GIT!
 * Pop: Ouch. Balls broken.
 * Galileo: Yeah, she does that.

 * Galileo: We need transport! I mean, we need wheels!"
 * Bohmemians: [Bursting spontaneously into song] Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicyle!
 * Scaramouche: ...Bugger that!

 * Scaramouche: Don't blame yourself, Gazza. It's not your fault.
 * Galileo: Thanks, Scaramouche.
 * Scaramouche: I mean it's not your fault you're a spineless, gutless, whinging little crybaby!
 * Galileo: Excuse me?
 * Scaramouche: I know why you can't find the guitar, mate! What was it Pop said? Queen wove deep and terrible spells to protect the instruments from those not worthy of playing them!
 * Galileo: You mean me?
 * Pop: Ouch.

 * Scaramouche: So... let's rock!
 * Galileo: Yeah! ...I don't know how to start.
 * Scaramouche: Come on, buddy. You're a boy.
 * Pop: Make a big noise!
 * Scaramouche: Playing in the street...
 * Pop: Gonna be a big man someday!
 * Galileo: That's it!

 * Galileo: But I can't do this without you, Scaramouche. Don't you remember what Britney Spears said before he died? Making music is about love. You do it for your baby. And I can only do it for you. I love you, Scaramouche with all my heart. Please come back to me. Please forgive me. Because if you don't, I don't know if I can do this thing. And the kids will be forever be in chains!
 * Scaramouche: Oh, god. Talk about emotional blackmail. Oh come here you silly banker! (They embrace and kiss)
 * Pop: Ooh, I've gotten all tingly!

 * Pop: (After an awful guitar solo from Galileo) What was that, the rebirth of modern jazz?
 * Scaramouche: (taking the Red Special from Galileo) I thought you were really good, Gazza. No, really! (plays the guitar solo from Brighton Rock )
 * Galileo: (astonished) The hairy one is back... and this time, he's a babe

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Wikiquote:Quote of the day/May 4, 2007

The life, the fortune, and the happiness of every one of us, and, more or less, of those who are connected with us, do depend upon our knowing something of the rules of a game infinitely more difficult and complicated than chess. It is a game which has been played for untold ages, every man and woman of us being one of the two players in a game of his or her own. The chessboard is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws of Nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us. We know that his play is always fair, just, and patient. But also we know, to our cost, that he never overlooks a mistake, or makes the smallest allowance for ignorance. ~ T. H. Huxley

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User talk:128.91.129.115

~ Kalki 22:22, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

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User talk:61.88.131.156

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Ahmad Khatami

Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami (born 8 May 1960) is a member of the Assembly of Experts of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Quotes

 * Instead of negotiating with the Israeli regime, the Arab states should talk to the Palestinian nation so as to garner divine consent and national popularity.
 * Iranian cleric slams Arabs for negotiating with Israel (27 April 2007).

 * The Palestinian cause is the cause of the entire Islamic world, and we cannot stay indifferent to it.
 * Ahmad Khatami, Member of Iranian Assembly of Experts: Israel Is a "Dying Political Corpse" (May 2007).

Velvet Revolution

 * The US has always taken velvet revolution into consideration by promoting Western culture in the society and by causing strife between people and the government through propaganda, organizing certain individuals, psychological warfare and making intentional use of media, intellectual circles, university student's establishments and feminism movements in order to implement its interfering policies.
 * Cleric says US seeks velvet revolution, Press TV (20 July 2007).

Video clips

 * Ahmad Khatami on Hezbollah & Israel August 2006
 * Iran Quran TV featuring Ahmad Khatami
 * Ahmad Khatami, Member of Iranian Assembly of Experts: Israel Is a "Dying Political Corpse" May 2007
 * Cleric says Rushdie fatwa alive

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User talk:87.122.57.179

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User talk:Shanti~enwikiquote

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User talk:Demmitri

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Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Chaos Theory is the third game in the Splinter Cell series of books and games. This game follows NSA Agent Sam Fisher, a 'Splinter Cell' in the anti-terrorist group Third Echelon, as he tracks down the unwanted release of a series of information warfare algorithms called the 'Masse Kernels', while China, North Korea and Japan are all at high tension with each other.

Fisher

 * ["I Believe" trailer] My name is Sam Fisher. I'm a soldier. I'm not much of a philosopher, but if you want to know what I believe, I'll tell you. I believe the greatest threats to our freedom actually start small. They begin as random events that most people don't even notice. But they grow. They multiply. They start chain reactions that threaten the entire world. Some people call that "fate". I call it "Chaos Theory". But, believing in Chaos Theory doesn't mean you have to surrender to it. That's where I come in. I find those threats before they get out of hand, and I eliminate them. Quickly, quietly, relentlessly. I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done.  Because it's my job. It's my duty.  My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell.
 * [teaser trailer] I am a soldier, I've served my country for 20 years. But if I'm captured or killed I know that nobody will come to rescue me. I won't even get a funeral. Because the nation that I protect can never admit that I exist. So my death would go unremarked, my bones would go unclaimed. I don't know if that day will come but I do know...that it must not be today! I am invisible, I am relentless. I am Sam Fisher. I am a Splinter Cell.
 * I already don't like you - don't make it worse for yourself.
 * If I find out you're lying, I will come back for you.
 * Thanks, I've always found it hard to count past three.
 * You guys use some cool toys.
 * Co-operate and I won't cripple you.
 * So, besides for stopping World War Three, is there anything else I can do for you this evening?
 * They're not my men colonel and they are not yours either. They are just men, husbands, fathers, sons. Same as you and I. Do they need to die for our mistakes?
 * You're right, Doug; I wouldn't shoot an old friend.

Lambert

 * Be more than careful, be Gandhi...

Dialogue

 * Grimsdottir: Maria Narcissa...
 * Fisher: You're not trying to set me up on another blind date, I hope.
 * Grimsdottir: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
 * Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
 * Grimsdottir: Fisher!
 * Fisher: Sorry...

 * Fisher: Lambert... Now that I'm holding fifty million bucks... I think we need to talk about that raise again.
 * Lambert: Hmm... Twenty-five cents an hour and not a penny more.
 * Fisher: ...Deal.

 * Fisher: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
 * Civilian: But-but you are some kind of spy.
 * Fisher: Yeah, I'm the real kind. Not the tuxedo kind.

 * Lambert: Fisher, the National Guard was deployed into Manhattan about an hour ago.
 * Fisher: I feel safer already.

 * Fisher: How many guards on duty tonight?
 * Guard: You mean including me?
 * Fisher: Unless you're suggesting I remove you from the equation.

 * Fisher: Don't tell me: Three alarms and the mission is over?
 * Lambert: Of course not. This is no video-game, Fisher.

 * Fisher: Give me some intelligence or you'll be pushing up daisies in a cemetery full of guys just like you.
 * Guard: I don't have any intelligence.
 * Fisher: Hey, you just called yourself stupid.

 * Guard 1: Hey, who killed the lights?
 * Guard 2: I wish you hadn't said 'kill'.

Lighthouse

 * Lambert: I'm hearing gunfire down there, Fisher. Is everything alright?
 * Sam: It's coming from up ahead, but Lambert... when I think 'guerrilla', I think 'Kalashnikov'.
 * Lambert: What do you mean?
 * Sam: I've had enough AK's fired at me in my time to tell you that wasn't one.

 * Sam: Didn't anyone ever tell you that spelunking is dangerous?
 * Peruvian terrorist: Oh no! You're going to kill me, right?
 * Sam: Only if you say the word 'monkey'. Now tell something I want to know.
 * Peruvian terrorist: Ah... ammunition and medical supplies. Check around the cape, they have tons of stuff in there.
 * Sam: Some of you guys are real helpful. Why do you have to work for the bad guys?
 * Peruvian terrorist: You are the American oppressor; you're the bad guy.
 * Sam: Are you gonna say monkey?
 * Peruvian terrorist: What? No!
 * Sam: Then this conversation is over.

 * Sam: I already don't like you, don't make it worse for yourself.
 * Peruvian terrorist: Who, who are you?
 * Sam: Shut up! Why did you torture Morgenholt?
 * Peruvian terrorist: Lacerda told us to.
 * Sam: Why? What does he wanna know.
 * Peruvian terrorist: Math problems. Programmer stuff. I don't get it.
 * Sam: You're just the stupid one who likes to hurt people, eh?
 * Peruvian terrorist: Ex- exactly.
 * Sam: You think you have a reason why this world wouldn't be a better place without you?
 * Peruvian terrorist: Ah... please... I...
 * Sam: I didn't think so.

 * Sam: Boo!
 * Peruvian terrorist: Arrgh! I knew you would come.
 * Sam: What?
 * Peruvian terrorist: My whole life... my whole life I have been waiting for you to come in the thunder and the darkness and finish what you began.
 * Sam: What are you talking about?
 * Peruvian terrorist: You are one of them, one of the Americans who killed my family and now you've come back for me.
 * Sam: Uh, I don't think so.
 * Peruvian terrorist: Do your worst. I have always known it would end this way. I am prepared to die.
 * Sam: You're freaking me out.
 * Peruvian terrorist: Kill me! I long to see my family again.
 * [If interrogated again]
 * Peruvian terrorist: I'm coming, father.
 * [If interrogated again]
 * Peruvian terrorist: I'm coming, mother.

 * Sam: Who were you talking to?
 * Peruvian terrorist: Your Mom, Why? Who are you?
 * Sam: I'm the guy who's gonna break your neck if you say that again.

 * Lambert: It doesn't sound too good down there, Fisher.
 * Sam: The sound isn't the problem. You should smell it.
 * Lambert: You sure he's dead?
 * Sam: Deader than Elvis.
 * Lambert: Alright, leave the body. We still need to recover any traces of the interrogation. Grim will call you back.
 * [If the player cuts the body loose]
 * Lambert: Fisher, I said leave the body! We don't have the means to extract him.
 * Sam: Just because he's dead doesn't mean I have to leave him here hanging like a piece of meat.
 * Lambert: Don't get too connected, Fisher. I need you to stay rational.
 * Sam: You can spare 30 seconds for some simple dignity.
 * [If the player shoots the body]
 * Lambert: Sam, what are you doing?
 * Sam: Making sure he's not suffering.
 * Lambert: Well leaving NATO rounds in his body is not gonna look good. Leave the evidence alone and get moving.
 * Sam: On my way.

 * Lambert: Good work, Fisher. If we can analyse the intelligence you gathered from those crates, we can make a lot of people's jobs a whole lot safer.
 * Sam: How come no one ever does things to make my job safer?
 * Lambert: If you want me to hire some more analysts to interpret information for you, I can do that...
 * Sam: On second thought, the danger's not so bad.

 * Anna: Maria Narcissa.
 * Sam: You're not trying to set me up on another blind date I hope.
 * Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
 * Sam: So was the last girl you set me up with.
 * Anna: Fisher!
 * Sam: Sorry.

 * Sam: Sounds suspicious.
 * Anna: Sounds like I'm setting you up for another date after all.
 * Sam: Can't wait to meet her.

 * Anna: Damn, you just took out their radio operator!
 * Sam: He asked for it.

 * Anna: Wow, that was extreme!
 * Sam: Radio man and radio all at once. I figured it was a good investment of resources.
 * Anna: I think he was radioing the smugglers who delivered the arms.
 * Sam: Oh... oops.

 * [If the player already knows about the smugglers]
 * Anna: Wow, that was extreme!
 * Sam: Radio man and radio all at once. I figured it was a good investment of resources.
 * Anna: Maybe so, but it was still messy.
 * Sam: The world's a messy place, Grim.

Cargo Ship

 * Sam: What are you doing here?
 * Terrorist: I would ask you the same.
 * Sam: I have a knife. You go first.

 * Terrorist 1: Uh, did you just...?
 * Terrorist 2: No, I thought it was you.
 * Terrorist 1: It wasn't me. Madre de Dios, it STINKS!
 * Terrorist 2: Smells like... I'm not sure. Like gas fumes.
 * Terrorist 1: Smells like mud!
 * Terrorist 2: Yeah. Smells like gas fumes from a swamp.
 * Terrorist 1: You think it's dangerous?
 * Terrorist 2: Probably not.

 * Sam: Tell me something useful, or I'll have to hurt you.
 * Terrorist: Oh no! Please!
 * Sam: Don't beg. It's pathetic.

 * Sam: Shh, don't make a scene.
 * Lacerda: Ugh! Madre de Dios!
 * Sam: Not exactly. But if it makes you feel better to pray.

 * Guard: Lacerda, come on, bring us a drink!
 * Sam: Calm him down.
 * Lacerda: [Shouting] Uh... uh, si! I'm looking for some rum!
 * Guard: What, you need a hand?
 * Lacerda: [Shouting] No! No, I-I find it!
 * Sam: Good job.

Bank

 * Guard 1: Hey Emilio, did you see these new motion sensing lights?
 * Guard 2: No, what do they do?
 * Guard 1: When they detect movement, the light turns on.
 * Guard 2: That's... that's amazing!
 * Guard 1: Like magic.
 * Guard 2: I think I'm going to get one of those for my garage. Imagine that, you pull up in your car at night, and the driveway lights up automatically!
 * Guard 1: Ha, you're crazy! This is hi-tech stuff, Emilio. It probably costs thousands of dollars.
 * Guard 2: Hmmm... Si, you're probably right. I could never afford it.

 * Sam: What kind of security do you have out here?
 * Guard: We have these new motion sensors.
 * Sam: Motion sensors?
 * Guard: Si, they turn on the lights.
 * Sam: Oh... no alarms, just lights? Like for your garage?
 * Guard: Er, not for my garage. Are you kidding? Those things are expensive! High-tech!
 * Sam: Uh, yeah. Whatever.

 * Anna: If its any consolation, I had a bad year that year too.
 * Sam: What, you weren't working for the government during the gulf war?
 * Anna: No, I was in tenth grade.
 * Sam: Oh, right... Yuck!

 * Sam: Lasers? Lasers are so--
 * Anna: Nineties?
 * Sam: I was going to say "seventies". Could you please stop making me feel old?
 * Anna: I've got bad news for you, Sam, you are old.

 * Guard 1: I'm telling you, it was a rat.
 * Guard 2: No chance, it was way too big to be a rat. Maybe it was a monkey, or... or a bear.
 * Guard 1: Ha, a bear! You're crazy. I know that vent is pretty big, but bears are huge. And a bear would have destroyed the treasurer's office anyway.
 * Guard 2: Well, maybe it was a little bear. You know, one of those cute ones.
 * Guard 1: We don't even have bears in Panama.
 * Guard 2: Maybe it escaped from the zoo.
 * Guard 1: You're an imbecile.
 * Guard 2: It was too big to be a rat.

 * Lambert: That's half of the forged mails, Sam. Four more to go.
 * Sam: Thanks. I've always found it hard to count past three.
 * Lambert: No need to be smarmy, Sam.

 * Guard: [Apparently talking over radio] Well, what else can I do? You want me to check if the president left the air-conditioning on in his office, I kind of actually have to enter the office! Of course I used the door code! Of course! What do you mean "no secure"? No one is listening! You are paranoid! What? Do not say the door code? 3490! 3490! 3490! 3490!! There, I said it! I said the code! What are you going to do about it? Oh! Oh! Oh, I am terrified! Estupido!!

 * Sam: Alright, I don't know who you are, but this is private property.
 * Guard: What are you talking about? I've been working here for two years!
 * Sam: Prove it.
 * Guard: Prove it? Uh, okay. Well, the key code to the back doors, it--hey! Wait a minute! You're trying to trick me! You're the one who's not supposed to be here!
 * Sam: Alright, you caught me, I surrender. Oh wait! Instead, how about you tell me the keycode anyway and I won't be forced to hurt you?
 * Guard: Since you put it that way: the code is 3901
 * [When interrogated again]
 * Guard: You almost tricked me, but I'm too smart.
 * Guard: I'm not afraid of you. [Sam puts his knife closer to the guard's throat] Okay! I'm afraid! I am!

 * Sam: Is that where I'm going next?
 * Lambert: No. Lacerda's side dealings are a whole 'nother can of worms. I'll send someone else down that trail.
 * Sam: Someone else?
 * Lambert: Do I detect a bit of jealousy, Sam?
 * Sam: I'll get over it.

 * Lambert: Good job, Fisher. Now the whole mission will look like a robbery. They'll never know why we were here.
 * Sam: Lambert, now that I'm holding fifty million bucks... I think we need to talk about that raise again.
 * Lambert: Hmmm, 25 cents an hour and not a penny more.
 * Sam: Deal.

Penthouse

 * Fisher: Shh, I'm not going to hurt you.
 * National Guardsman: Who--who are you? Wait a minute, is this a training exercise?
 * Fisher: Ugh, damn. [Pretending to speak to superiors] Support! This guy knows it's an exercise, who let the cat out of the bag?
 * National Guardsman: Ha, I knew it.
 * Fisher: [To "support"] Roger that. Yeah, okay. [To guard] Gimme a hand here pal, just play along. Name, rank and number.
 * National Guardsman: Corporal Stan Dunlan, 24-28-9-9-6.
 * Fisher: And you're not gonna tell me anything else?
 * National Guardsman: No, sir.
 * Fisher: Good boy. [To "support"] Alright, want me to move on to the next one? Yeah, roger. Okay, I'll ask. [To guard] Command wants to know how many are on the roof.
 * National Guardsman: Two on the roof, sir. Two more inbound in a chopper.
 * Fisher: Thanks. Dismissed.
 * [If interrogated again]
 * National Guardsman: Well, am I dismissed or not? Sir?
 * National Guardsman: Wait a minute, this isn't a training exercise! Who are you?

 * Sam: Pick a number between... one and ten.
 * Displace mercenary: Oh, crap! Uhhh, three!
 * Sam: Lucky guess. You get to live. Now tell me something useful or we'll play another round.

 * Sam: What are you doing out here all by yourself?
 * Guard: Guarding the roof.
 * Sam: From what?
 * Guard: Let me go and I'll show you!
 * Sam: Feisty one. How about I cut your ear off, see how tough you are then?
 * Guard: Go ahead. I have two.
 * Sam: How many men do you have out here?
 * Guard: I'm alone on this roof.
 * Sam: Alone, huh? Lousy way to die.
 * Guard: We all die alone.

Displace

 * Guard 1: Hey! Marco asked me to ask you when you'd be finished getting the ventilation system running.
 * Guard 2: I don't know. In a while.
 * Guard 1: Well, Marco says hurry up. Says the air is getting stale inside.
 * Guard 2: What the hell do I care what Marco says? I don't even know him.
 * Guard 1: I'll tell him you said that.
 * Guard 2: Go ahead.
 * Guard 1: Boy, are you in trouble.
 * Guard 2: Whatever.

 * Guard 1: It's a pretty cushy posting, that's for sure.
 * Guard 2: But I heard the guy was really annoying.
 * Guard 1: The guy isn't there anymore, he's out of town.
 * Guard 2: What, so you're just watching his stuff?
 * Guard 1: Yeah. Emptying his liquor cabinet and playing video games. He's got the new Prince of Persia!
 * Guard 2: Yeah? I heard it's awesome.
 * Guard 1: Gonna be game of the year, man.
 * Guard 2: Can't wait to play it.

 * Sam: This wireless stuff makes life a lot easier.
 * Grim: Yup. Welcome to the wi-fi era.
 * Sam: Remember, you're saying that to a guy from the era of hi-fi.
 * Grim: Hi-fi? As in like, high in fiber?
 * Sam: Ugh... Don't put me in adult undergarments yet, kid.

 * Anna: Uh, sorry to interrupt, but--
 * Sam: I see it.
 * Anna: Power's coming back on--
 * Sam: I see it, Grim.
 * Anna: You got company. You might wanna--
 * Sam: I see it!

 * Sam: Gotcha!
 * Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to be here!
 * Sam: Tell me something useful and I'll leave.
 * Guard: Forget it, I won't tell you anything!
 * Sam: Are you crazy? We're on the 60th floor.
 * Guard: What do you mean?
 * Sam: You know it's not true that you go unconscious before you hit the ground. You see it coming the whole way.
 * Guard: You wouldn't!
 * Sam: You want to convince me not to?

 * Sam: Nice suit. Italian?
 * Civilian: Oh no! Uh, Italian... yes... the Florentine's silk. Andretti.
 * Sam: Who's Andretti?
 * Civilian: Andretti. The famous designer. Men's suits, tuxedos...
 * Sam: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
 * Civilian: But-but you are some kind of spy.
 * Sam: Yeah, I'm the real kind. Not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind of spy who gets blood all over your Andretti unless you give me information!
 * Civilian: Oh god! Please, don't ruin my suit!
 * [If interrogated again]
 * Civilian: You're ripping the fabric, please!
 * Civilian: My wife will kill me if I ruin this suit!

 * Lambert: Hokkaido.
 * Sam: Hokkaido? Isn't that basically the Alaska of Japan?

Hokkaido

 * Sam: Talk, but talk quietly.
 * Guard: I'll tell you anything; I'm the biggest coward you've ever met.
 * Sam: That's quite the claim.
 * Guard: I've already wet myself.
 * Sam: Wow, then you've made the top ten.
 * [When interrogated again]
 * Guard: I'm so ashamed; I'm such a coward. You should kill me anyways; I don't deserve to live.

 * Sam: Nice wheels.
 * Guard: Oh, crap!
 * Sam: Think the trunk is big enough for a body?
 * Guard: Oh god! I'm not sure.
 * Sam: Tell me where Nedich is or we'll find out.

 * Redding: The Bosnian barber.
 * Sam: I already have a barber, but I think he's Italian. That place next to the donut shop?

 * Guard 1: Aw! This squeaking is driving me crazy! Sounds like I'm walking on a family of parakeets.
 * Guard 2: Nightingales. It's called a 'nightingale floor', protection against ninjas.
 * Guard 1: Ninjas? There's no such thing as ninjas!
 * Guard 2: Oh yeah? Back in 2004, that thing in Georgia; I got a contract to help secure this oil rig. We got attacked by a ninja.
 * Guard 1: You're crazy.
 * Guard 2: What, you don't believe me? Fine, why don't we switch places and I'll patrol where the anti-ninja flooring is?
 * Guard 1: Alright, I'll go guard your post.
 * Guard 2: Deal.
 * Guard 1: Haha, watch out for ninjas! Sucker.
 * Guard 2: They're listening.

 * Sam: Bad news.
 * Guard: I knew it! I knew there were ninjas here!
 * Sam: What?
 * Guard: Yeah, you must be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
 * Sam: Listen, I don't know what--
 * Guard: Wow! I can't believe it! A real life ninja!
 * Sam: Listen, I'm gonna kill you if--
 * Guard: Wow!! Killed by a ninja! Cool!
 * [If interrogated again]
 * Guard: If you have to kill me... do it with your blowpipe.
 * Guard: Do you have any, tetsu-bishi?

 * Guard 1: You find any bugs?
 * Guard 2: Yeah, they're everywhere. I can't get rid of 'em. It's like a damn insectarium here.
 * Guard 1: I mean microphones, stupid.
 * Guard 2: Oh. Well, I looked a bit, but I didn't find any.
 * Guard 1: A bit? What does that mean? Where did you look?
 * Guard 2: Um, like uh, on the tables and stuff.
 * Guard 1: You looked on the table? For microphones?
 * Guard 2: Yeah...
 * Guard 1: Gee, did you find any?
 * Guard 2: Uhhhh, no...
 * Guard 1: Ugh, never mind. I'll look for them myself.
 * Guard 2: Okay. Well, let me know if you need any help.

 * Grim: That's the last microphone, Fisher. Otomo will be happy.
 * Sam: Otomo doesn't seem like the happy type.
 * Grim: Ah, it's just the old samurai-zenshin. He's really nice in person.
 * Sam: Hmm, I've heard people say the same thing about Lambert.
 * Grim: What does that mean? Lambert's nice.
 * Sam: How many of his ex-wives have you spoken to?

Battery

 * North Korean soldier 1: Hey, Feng. You said there were eight crates in the delivery, but I only see seven.
 * North Korean soldier 2: What do you mean, 'seven'?
 * North Korean soldier 1: As in one less than eight!
 * North Korean soldier 2: Well the bill of lading said there were eight.
 * North Korean soldier 1: Did you count?
 * North Korean soldier 2: Uh, well, not exactly.
 * North Korean soldier 1: Not exactly? It's just not too hard to count eight giant crates.

 * Fisher: Tell me something useful and I won't stuff your corpse inside one of these crates.
 * North Korean soldier: The door code to get to the office is 1879.
 * Fisher: What? That's it? No resistance? No whining?
 * North Korean soldier: You're the one with the knife.
 * Fisher: Alright! Well thanks for your time then.
 * [When interrogated again]
 * North Korean soldier: Let me give you my wallet, too.

 * Fisher: Working late?
 * North Korean soldier: Oh my god! An American commando!
 * Fisher: Shh!
 * North Korean soldier: Please! Don't kill me! I love America! I love USA!
 * Fisher: Quiet!
 * North Korean soldier: I love Britney, she's the best! Go Yankees!
 * Fisher: Hey! Calm down!
 * North Korean soldier: Chocolate ice cream! Yeah! Ice cream! Hamburgers! Hmmm!
 * Fisher: Listen, I--
 * North Korean soldier: Nice home in suburbs! Freedom and democracy!
 * Fisher: Shut up and--
 * North Korean soldier: Born to be wild! Born to be free! Born in the USA!
 * Fisher: Oh, forget it..
 * North Korean soldier: Take me out to the ball game! Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light!

 * Lambert: I see what you're thinking, Fisher.
 * Fisher: If they're just going to throw protocol to the wind, and leave the warhead case unlocked...
 * Lambert: Even detonating them won't destroy the battery.
 * Fisher: No, but it will make an awful big mess.
 * [after arming both missiles]
 * Lambert: Good job, Fisher.
 * Fisher: I'm uploading the arming sequence codes for Grim. Lambert, if worst comes to worst, and I'm still here...
 * Lambert: You don't even need to say it, Sam.

 * Fisher: Don't bother with the "Who are you?" crap. We're too old for children's games.
 * North Korean colonel: Fine. What do you want, American?
 * Fisher: This battery is on the logistics train down Kaesong-Munsan, what's the divisional strength?
 * North Korean colonel: Why should I tell you? You'll kill me anyway.
 * Fisher: It's a game of position, colonel, and you've already lost. Do you need to condemn 50,000 men as well?

 * Fisher: What's in all the boxes?
 * North Korean soldier: My god! No!
 * Fisher: Yeah, yeah: Shock and awe. Just answer the question.

 * North Korean soldier: Ple-please! I am a coward!
 * Fisher: That's apparent. Tell me something interesting and you have NOTHING to be afraid of.

 * Sam: You know any Elvis?
 * North Korean soldier: Wha.. how did you get in here?
 * Sam: You're spoiling the mood, I'm not here for chit-chat.
 * North Korean soldier: Oh, shut up!
 * Sam: Anything of interest in here?
 * North Korean soldier: We keep a repair log on the computer over there.
 * Sam: I like repair logs.

 * Fisher: Dont panic.
 * North Korean soldier: I...
 * Fisher: You're well trained.
 * North Korean soldier: I am a loyal soldier of the North Korean army.
 * Fisher: Congratulations. Give me some intelligence or you'll be pushing up daisies in a cemetery full of guys just like you.
 * North Korean soldier: I don't have any intelligence.
 * Fisher: Heh, you just called yourself stupid.
 * North Korean soldier: I am not stupid, I am loyal.
 * Fisher: Boy, you're worse than a washed out Jarhead.
 * North Korean soldier: Do not compare me to a cowardly American Marine!
 * Fisher: Tell me something useful or we're finished here.
 * North Korean soldier: Death before dishonor.
 * Fisher: Boy... You grunts, you're are all the same.

 * Anna: Before you can tap into the BIOS you'll need to open the casing.
 * Sam: I didn't bring my crowbar.
 * Anna: Whatever. Crowbars are for geeky video game characters.

 * Sam: I heard there's a launch in progress.
 * Guard: Oh... god!
 * Sam: I don't have time for you to freak out, where's the missile being launched from?
 * Guard: The east battery. But you better hurry.

 * Anna: Hurry! The missile is closing in on the USS Ronald Reagan at top speed!
 * Sam: Uh, hold on... Did you just tell me I need to win one for the Gipper?
 * Anna: Uh, dude, what does that even mean?
 * Sam: Ugh, never mind. You're right, Grim. I am old.

Seoul 1

 * Lambert: Good thinking, Fisher. Shut down those propaganda broadcasts and our boys will be in better spirits.
 * Fisher: Our boys? I'm just doing it because it's annoying.

 * Fisher: I've got someone who wants to talk to you.
 * Agent1: Roger. Ask him where they took Jong.
 * Fisher: Where did you take Jong?
 * Guard: I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Fisher: He's not answering, should I kill him?
 * Agent1: Negative! Negative!
 * Fisher: Alright, they say I should kill you so...
 * Guard: Wait! Ok! Jong...

 * Lambert: Way to go, Fisher. That's the last of their propaganda stations in your area.
 * Fisher: Thank god. I was starting to lose my mind.

 * North Korean soldier 1: Here. We were here, and we crossed the line to the south, here. That puts us in--
 * North Korean soldier 2: I know where we are! I was looking at the map while you were driving.
 * North Korean soldier 1: Well, you were not looking very closely, were you?
 * North Korean soldier 2: Look, fine. You think you know where we are? You navigate. I'm going to take a leak.
 * North Korean soldier 1: Don't get lost.
 * North Korean soldier 2: Shut it.

 * Fisher: You mind telling me what's going on, Lambert?
 * Lambert: Sorry, Fisher. You're getting too old for this kind of work.
 * Fisher: Stop listening to Grim. If you go by her definition of old you'd need to issue diapers with every set of goggles.
 * Lambert: If I listen to you much longer it'll be adult undergarments.
 * Fisher: That was cruel.

Seoul 2

 * North Korean soldier: I'm not afraid of pain!
 * Fisher: Maybe you haven't been properly introduced.
 * North Korean soldier: Ahhh! My wrist! Argh, ahhh! Alright, alright!
 * Fisher: Tell me something interesting.
 * North Korean soldier: I'm just supposed to make sure the roof is clear while the guys on top set up the P3R.
 * Fisher: You're not doing a very good job.
 * North Korean soldier: You're right. Why don't you let me go back to work?

 * North Korean soldier 1: I thought you said we'll be safe up here.
 * North Korean soldier 2: We are safe up here.
 * North Korean soldier 1: What? A bomb just hit the building.
 * North Korean soldier 2: Oh that! Well, we are not safe from bombs.
 * North Korean soldier 1: What are we safe from then?
 * North Korean soldier 2: Infantry. Listen, bombs don't want to kill you. Its purely statistical. But there is nothing in the world more dangerous than an infantry man with a rifle. I'd rather take my chances with the bombs.
 * North Korean soldier 1: You're scaring the crap outta me.

 * North Korean soldier 1: [After finding a bomb that crashed through the roof] Uh... Sing?
 * North Korean soldier 2: Yeah, what is--aah!
 * North Korean soldier 1: I found out what that beeping sound was.
 * North Korean soldier 2: Is it a dud?
 * North Korean soldier 1: I don't know...
 * North Korean soldier 2: Check it!
 * North Korean soldier 1: You check it.
 * North Korean soldier 2: Okay...
 * North Korean soldier 1: Easy...
 * North Korean soldier 2: Take cover!
 * North Korean soldier 1: I want my mommy...
 * North Korean soldier 2: We're still alive.
 * North Korean soldier 1: Easy...
 * North Korean soldier 2: Look, let's just take that patrol data into the UAV and get out of here before it DOES go off!
 * North Korean soldier 1: Good idea.

 * Redding: Way to go, Sam. With those P3Rs out of commission, it'll be a lot safer to extract you.
 * Fisher: Wow, you mean you're actually planning to get me out of here alive one day?

 * Lambert: The plane is too badly damaged to recover the data. You'll need to fall back and designate the target for an air-strike. Use the structure down the street for your platform.
 * Fisher: Let me get the pilots to safety first.
 * Lambert: We don't have a lot of time, Sam. An NKA recovery team is en route.
 * Fisher: Are you ordering me to leave these guys here and call in an air-strike?
 * Lambert: I'm telling you what the objective IS. I'm trusting you to complete it. You have your orders.
 * Lambert: [If the player grabs a pilot and carries him away anyway] Fisher! If you compromise the mission for those men--
 * Fisher: Save it, Irving. You gave me my orders already.
 * Lambert: [If the player grabs the second pilot] Sam, you need to designate the--
 * Fisher: No point in rescuing one and leaving the other.
 * Lambert: You don't even exist, Fisher. You can't get a medal for this.
 * Fisher: Medals don't help me sleep at night, Lambert.
 * Lambert: [After saving both pilots] Alright, the pilots are safe. Now take out that plane.
 * Fisher: With pleasure.

 * Fisher: [If the player designates the plane without saving the pilots] God forgive me...

Bathhouse

 * Displace mercenary 1: Is the upstairs secure?
 * Displace mercenary 2: Yeah, how about the front?
 * Displace mercenary 1: It's tight. A truck is blocking the alley, and I sent the guys unloading it for a coffee break.
 * Displace mercenary 2: Which guys?
 * Displace mercenary 1: Just some guys; worker guys.
 * Displace mercenary 2: What? You just said, "Hey, why don't you guys take a break", and they did?
 * Displace mercenary 1: Well, I gave them a hundred thousand yen.

 * Fisher: What are you doing here?
 * Bathhouse patron: What are YOU doing here??
 * Fisher: Are you stupid? I have a knife to your throat.
 * Bathhouse patron: My skin is impenetrable to steel! I am fearless! I am Red Nishin!
 * Fisher: What, you're a member of Red Nishin?
 * Bathhouse patron: No-one here would DARE harm me! They would see everyone they've ever known slowly tortured to death before meeting the same fate!
 * Fisher: Okay, fine. Just tell me one thing: what does Red Nishin mean?
 * Bathhouse patron: Nishin.. it's a kind of fish. A small silvery fish. Very tasty when pickled.
 * Fisher: You mean a herring?
 * Bathhouse patron: Yes! YES! That's it! That's the word! Red herring!
 * [When interrogated again]
 * Bathhouse patron: I am fearless and INDESTRUCTIBLE!
 * Bathhouse patron: I can breathe fire, and walk through walls!

 * Fisher:: Quiet. Tell me something about the owner.
 * Civilian: The owner?
 * Fisher:: Yeah. I hear rumors that he's Red Nishin.
 * Civilian: If he is, and I talk, what do you think will happen to me?
 * Fisher:: I don't know, why don't you tell me?
 * Civilian: He'll kill me if he finds out!
 * Fisher:: So basically you're saying he is Red Nishin?
 * Civilian: I never said anything!

 * Displace mercenary: Kill me if you want, but please don't whip me with a towel. You can take my eye out!

 * Tetsuo: Kaneda!
 * Kaneda: Tetsuo!

 * Shetland: This is pointless, Sam. You won't know what to do if you catch me, why bother chasing?

 * Shetland: [While the player is defusing the first bomb] Mason and Lambert have you wrapped around their fingers, Fisher. You're no more to them than any other weapon.
 * Shetland: [While the player is defusing the second bomb] You've made yourself the instrument of a policy you don't believe in, Sam. Walk away.
 * Shetland: [While the player is defusing the final bomb] Blood is thicker than water and you and I have bled a lot together. You're trading your honor for their agenda.

 * Shetland: It doesn’t have to end like this, Sam.
 * Fisher: No, but it does have to end.
 * Shetland: On that we agree. We’ve been fighting their dirty little wars our entire lives and where do we end up? Staring at each other down the barrels of our guns. Nothing has changed, Fisher, and it won’t change by degrees. We have to tear it down, and start over, it’s the only way.
 * Fisher: Your own little chaos theory, throw the world into war and hope that what comes out the other side is better?
 * Shetland: It will be better, because this war will change things, Sam. Every other war has been about keeping things the same, but the status quo doesn’t work anymore.  America is sick Sam, she’s dying. Politicians, the bureaucrats, the whispered backroom deals, it's all life support for a sick old lady who was dead a long time ago.
 * Fisher: The only backroom deals I’ve seen lately were made by you. You’re a murderer, and a war criminal.
 * Shetland: Those are the only names the state has for the revolutionaries Sam. You only become a hero after the war is over. You know the truth; the world is built from the bottom up, not the other way around. Honour, courage, fidelity; we don’t inherit these things from the world, Sam, we build the world from them. I know you, you believe in these things more than any government, and I know because of it, you wouldn’t shoot an old friend.
 * Fisher: [Fisher stabs Shetland] You’re right Doug, I wouldn’t shoot an old friend.

Kokubo Sosho

 * Fisher: Excuse me, I need directions.
 * JGSDF soldier: Wha..? Okay.
 * Fisher: I'm the good guy who's here to save the world.
 * JGSDF soldier: I thought I was the good guy.
 * Fisher: No, no. You're on the team with the super secret underground base. I'm the guy breaking into the base; that makes me the good guy. Now, tell me how I get in.

 * Fisher: Nice toy. What kind of ammo does it use?
 * JGSDF soldier: How about you let me go and I'll show you?
 * Fisher: Don't get smart.
 * JGSDF soldier: Okay. It's some sort of shock round. Electric.
 * Fisher: Interesting. You have any extra?
 * JGSDF soldier: It's not like you can shake me, and make my ammo fall on the floor to pick up.
 * Fisher: You're awfully flippant for someone who has a knife to his throat.

 * JGSDF soldier 1: Working late?
 * JGSDF soldier 2: Working? Are you kidding? This job is a joke.
 * JGSDF soldier 1: What are you talking about? We are here to defend--
 * JGSDF soldier 2: Defend the Kokubo Sosho? Right. That's like defending the CIA building or something.
 * JGSDF soldier 1: What do you mean?
 * JGSDF soldier 2: Well, it's not like anybody would be crazy enough to bust in here. This is the easiest job in the world.

 * Fisher: Stay still and you won't get hurt.
 * JGSDF soldier: Okay.
 * Fisher: I need to get to the ISDF command center.
 * JGSDF soldier: The elevator just outside of here. You can't miss it.
 * Fisher: Wanna come with me? I'd like a guide.
 * JGSDF soldier: You crazy? They have elite troops down there; a lot scarier than you.

 * Japanese Minister: Admiral, what is the meaning of this?
 * Otomo: You will repeal the postwar constitution, you will order the immediate remilitarization of Japan, and return control of our nation to the order of the emperor! The United States will support this act politically and will care to...release themselves from further financial and military obligations, thereby concluding our relationship in Asia.
 * Japanese Minister: This is impossible! Even if we repeal the constitution, the emperor would never...
 * Otomo: The emperor will do what the military tells him! I am not an unreasonable man, these efforts will take time. I have faith in your honor and prudence, so I give you 96 hours.
 * Japanese Minister: Ninety-six? The people will never allow it!
 * Otomo: If in four days, these demands are not met, I will initiate the launch of a North Korean ballistic missile and sacrifice a Japanese city of my choosing. Regrettably, this will kill millions, but it will steer the will of the people if your appeals cannot!  For the sake of your honor and for the sake of Japan, I plead with you, do not force my hand in this matter!
 * [After Sam records audio from the computer]
 * Japanese Minister: Admiral, we...
 * Otomo: Fool! You waste your time to steal like a dog! If you are unable to act honorably, then I will force you to act! You will not be able to deny the demands of the people after North Korea destroys one of our cities! You will know which one when it is annihilated!

 * Fisher: Tell me how to get into Otomo's office.
 * I-SDF Soldier: Never!
 * Fisher: I have orders to take him alive but it's a different story for you.
 * I-SDF Soldier: Please! No!
 * Fisher: You're getting closer and closer to dead.
 * I-SDF Soldier: Under the floors. I think there's a way. But Otomo will never surrender.
 * Fisher: We'll see about that.

 * Otomo: What have you done, American?
 * Fisher: Give it up, Admiral, it's over.
 * Otomo: Hmph! You think that I will surrender to you? You think that I will allow your people to strip me of my dignity, throw me in chains? No, I think not. My people have endured your "charming" oppression for more than 60 years!
 * Fisher: You say, "tomato..."
 * Otomo: Americans...always turning to their jokes when their hearts are full of fear, and you should be afraid! I may be defeated but I am a man, and ideas are stronger than men!  You may even prevent this war, American, but the dragon has awoken, and he will not be so easily sedated this time. [Otomo stabs himself]

 * Lambert: You're going to have to blast your way out.
 * Fisher: We're over a hundred feet under water!
 * Lambert: You're not pressurized, Fisher. It will be a shock, but you won't get the bends.
 * Fisher: Next time you're going on the mission and I'm coming up with the crazy plan!


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The result was: Merge to Technology and Redirect to Technology.  Cbrown1023  talk  20:05, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Silas Bent
one of user:ILVI stubs posted in 2003/4 with a notability question. There is information about the author on the web and books, but not well determined (see Talk:Silas Bent). There is no Wikipedia article currently. The person might be an author who was active in 1930s, but I am not certain yet. The original contributor didn't respond to the request of providing author's information, and has left the project.--Aphaia 07:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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 * Merge to Technology, San Francisco or whatever appropriate unless the article is expanded. The article may be kept as redirect. --Aphaia 07:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Merge per Aphaia.--Jusjih 15:36, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
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The result was: Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  20:06, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Jarmo Visakorpi
An unsourced (and somehow witty) quote from a person whose notability is obscure. The history and Google results suggest he is an Finnish scientist (i.e, I suppose he is living) and somehow notable in that country. But I have no idea about his notability in the English world which seems a concern for the majority of this community.--Aphaia 11:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
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 * Comment the quote itself may be worthy to keep as is or as merged somewhere, on the other hand it is now unsourced. I have no opinion about that. --Aphaia 11:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. This professor emeritus of pediatrics, expert of celiac disease, and former rector of University of Tampere may be somewhat more notable than average university professor but in my opinion still fails the "professor test". Also the quote is not very inspiring and clearly taken out of context. jni 12:55, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete per jni.--Jusjih 15:39, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 14:03, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 14:41, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
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Karl Rahner

Karl Rahner, SJ (March 5, 1904 – March 30, 1984) was a German theologian, one of the most influential Roman Catholic theologians of the 20th century.

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 * The real argument against Christianity is the experience of life, this experience of darkness. And I have always observed that the elemental force and the arbitrary prejudgment which lie behind the technical arguments of the learned — or rather of individual learned men — against Christianity always spring from these ultimate experiences of existence which plunge mind and heart into darkness, fatigue and despair.
 * "Thoughts on the Possibility of Belief Today" (1962), Theological Investigations, Vol. 5 (1966).

 * The devout Christian of the future will either be a 'mystic', one who has 'experienced' something, or he will cease to be anything at all.
 * "Christian Living Formerly and Today", Theological Investigations, Vol. 7, trans. David Bourke (New York: Herder and Herder, 1971), p. 15.

 * Grace is everywhere as an active orientation of all created reality toward God, though God does not owe it to any creature to give it this special orientation. Grace does not happen in isolated instances here and there in an otherwise profane and graceless world. It is legitimate, of course, to speak of grace-events which occur at discrete points in space and time. But then what we are really talking about is the existential and historical acceptance of this grace by human freedom. … Grace itself … is everywhere and always, even though a human being's freedom can sinfully say no to it, just as a human being's freedoms can protest against humankind itself. This immanence of grace in the conscious world always and everywhere does not take away the gratuity of grace, because God's immediacy out of self-giving love is not something anyone can claim as his or her due. The immanence of grace always and everywhere does not make salvation history cease to be history, because history is the acceptance of grace by the historical freedom of human beings and the history of spirit coming ever more to itself in grace.
 * Meditations on the Sacraments (1977), Introduction, p. xi.

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Philip Oakey

Philip Oakey (born October 2, 1955, in Hinckley, UK), aka Phil Oakey, is a British pop singer who rose to fame in the late 1970s, early 1980s as a founder member and lead singer of the Sheffield-based synthpop group The Human League, a group which continues today.

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 * Scenario: In the summer of 1977 The Human League was formed due to the members finding no conventional channels for their immense talents. Background: None of The Human League have any orthodox musical training, but prefer to regard compositions as an extension of logic, inspiration and luck. Therefore, unlike conventional musicians, their influences are not so obvious. Conclusion/Manifesto: Interested in combining the best of all worlds, The League would like to positively affect the future by close attention to the present, allying technology with humanity and humour. They have been described as 'Later Twentieth Century Boys' and 'Intelligent, Innovatory and Immodest'.
 * Press release by Philip Oakey about the The Human League's first single "Being Boiled" (April 1978), quoted in "Blind Youth - The Way It Was : Fast Product"

 * "The Human League, Someday all music will be made like this!" — and it is!
 * Philip Oakey quoting a newspaper headline from 1980, in UK Channel 4 TV documentary Top 10 Electropop Pioneers (2001)

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I don't think this particular page should be merged. I hope to be able to do more work on the Neil Gaiman page soon, and this certainly has enough material to stand on its own. ~ Kalki 17:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Seconded. Currently the page is close to 29K. Generally it is not a good idea to make a page too fat.--Aphaia 18:01, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

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