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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is a 1991 film about five kids having to take care of themselves when their babysitter dies while their mother is on a 2-month trip to Australia.
 * Directed by Stephen Herek. Written by Neil Landau and Tara Ison.

No rules. No curfews. No nagging. No pulse.

Sue Ellen Crandell

 * Relax Mom, everything's going to be great when you're gone.
 * [to Kenny] Since we are the two oldest kids, one of us needs to earn money. We will settle it this way. [takes a box of frozen pizza and prepares to toss it in the air] Mama Celeste face up, I go to work. Mama Celeste face down, you are selling carnations by the highway intersection.
 * No-one'll hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting.
 * [repeated line] I'm right on top of that Rose.

Others

 * Kenny Crandell: (after shooting the dishes) The dishes are DONE, man.
 * Zach Crandell: Cynthia, you're my moon goddess.
 * Rose Lindsey: Don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time.
 * Kenny Crandell: Swell. Will you hurry up? Melissa and Zach are beating each other over the last Sno Ball. It's the last food we got.

Dialogue

 * Katrina: She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids?
 * Sue Ellen: Kenny'll watch Zack, Melissa'll watch Walter and I'll have Mom's car. I can go to the beach, I can stay out as late as I want to, anything! I'm a free woman.

 * Mom: Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
 * Zach: Okay then. Can I have ten dollars?
 * Mom: Forget it.

 * Melissa: How come you gotta go?
 * Mom: Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
 * Melissa: You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
 * Mom: Little League will still be there next year.
 * Melissa: So will Australia. I wish Dad were around.
 * Mom: No, you don't.

 * Mom: Why did you leave your dishes in the sink, for me?
 * Sue Ellen: God, you take these things so personally.

 * Mom: She seems very nice, right? And she has lots of experience.
 * Sue Ellen: Of course she does. She's 200 years old.

 * Friend: Isn't your mom like leaving for months?
 * Kenny: Oh, you're right. BYE MOM, HAVE A BLAST!

 * Mom: Melissa, want to get down from there?
 * Melissa: No.
 * Mom: Get down from there.

 * Sue Ellen: I am going to have to let you go, Nicole.

 * Sue Ellen: Why are you guys wearing name tags?
 * Walter: She says she has trouble remembering things.
 * Melissa: We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.

 * Mrs. Sturak: Time for little boys to be in bed.
 * Zach: Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
 * Mrs. Sturak: [Opening the car door and tossing Cynthia out] And time for little trollops to go home!
 * Zach: I'll call you later, Cynthia.

 * Walter: She doesn't look dead.
 * Zach: That's because it just happened. So, you can't really tell, like on MacGyver.

 * Zach: We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
 * Sue Ellen: I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
 * Melissa: Probably choked on her whistle.

 * Kenny: Um... what should we do with her body?
 * Sue Ellen: Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
 * Kenny: They'll probably blame us.
 * Sue Ellen: They'll definitely call Mom.
 * Melissa: SHE'LL blame us.
 * Kenny: Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then be in our faces.
 * Sue Ellen: I don't want Mom to come home.
 * Zach: I don't either.

 * Sue Ellen: Go get that tape measure thing out of the garage.
 * Kenny: Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
 * Sue Ellen: That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Just do it.

 * Kenny: This place is a crock. We're never gonna make it through the summer. Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's.
 * Sue Ellen: Oh, that's real brotherly of you, Kenny. Always taking the easy way out. Don't you have any pride?
 * Kenny: No.
 * Melissa: I got an idea. When our food runs out, we can eat Elvis.
 * [the dog Elvis runs out of the room]

 * Carolyn: You... are supposed to go down... to personnel. That is on the first... floor. There's a great big sign that says... personnel. Do.. you... under... stand?
 * Sue Ellen: Yeah.

 * Rose: Where's Carolyn? Mouse brown hair, gives you a headache.
 * Sue Ellen: Talks like she's chewing her face?
 * Rose: That's her.

 * Zach: Call the cops.
 * Sue Ellen: Oh yeah, what are we going to say, Liza Minnelli stole our Buick?

 * Sue Ellen: Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells, you might need them.
 * Kenny: I won't!

 * Bryan: Anyway, the grunion comes and lays her eggs in the sand and then the guy grunion, he comes and fertilizes them.
 * Sue Ellen: So they don't like do it together?
 * Bryan: No, not like us. I mean like humans.

 * Gus: By the end of lunch we'll probably be sharing our intimate histories, stories of our first time. Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in post-coital bliss.
 * Sue Ellen: Are you talking about us having sex?
 * Gus: Hey, hold on, slow down, you're moving too fast for me! But if that's an area you're interested in, it can be arranged. And if it doesn't, I was kidding.

 * Rose: Why don't you go on home, have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes, you'll feel much better.
 * Sue Ellen: Well, I'm all out of cucumbers.
 * Rose: Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cucumber in the house.

 * Bryan: I'd respect your privacy if you weren't so secretive.
 * Sue Ellen: Well, I'd tell you more if you didn't want to know so much.

 * Sue Ellen: Did you turn the air conditioner on?
 * Kenny: Yeah, well I was hot.
 * Sue Ellen: Look I'm stuck with the bills, I would like to keep that thermostat at seventy-six, okay?
 * Kenny: Wow, you take these things so personally.

 * Rose: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
 * Sue Ellen: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.

 * Sue Ellen: [in the kitchen] Did you burn something?
 * Kenny: Yeah, well, maybe if you'd called and told me you were gonna be, like... three-and-a-half hours late, I could've planned my dinner better.
 * Sue Ellen: I had to work late, OK?
 * Kenny: You still should've called. I sat and I waited. I went ahead and I fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.
 * Sue Ellen: Sorry.
 * Kenny: You haven't even said how nice the house looks. You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things. I'm stuck here. Cooking and cleaning and mowing, helping Melissa with her fastball, being a role model for Zach, spending quality time with Walter, doing your party shit! You've got the car and you don't even take me anywhere anymore. And when was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh? You know, I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated.
 * Sue Ellen: I appreciate you.
 * Kenny: Eat shit! [storms into the living and starts whisking the couch]
 * Sue Ellen: I don't believe this! I have to get up at 5:30 every morning so I can beat rush hour traffic into the city and go sit behind a desk for eight hours a day and miss Oprah Winfrey everyday on my summer vacation. And then, I get to drive home in gridlock in a VOLVO with no air conditioning just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?... Oh come on, you don't have to do all this. I mean, I never asked you to whisk the couch.
 * Kenny: [stopping, wistfully] Well, it needed it.

 * Bruce: Hey, yo, Mad Dog. You want to park the car?
 * Hellhound: We're on a break, dude.
 * Mole: Yeah, park it yourself, Metallica-breath.

 * Gus: Now are you going to believe me or are you going to believe some kid?
 * Rose: I'm going to believe some kid, go to hell Gus.

Cast

 * Christina Applegate - Sue Ellen Crandell
 * Joanna Cassidy - Rose Lindsey
 * John Getz - Gus
 * Josh Charles - Bryan
 * Keith Coogan - Kenny Crandell
 * Concetta Tomei - Mrs. Crandell
 * David Duchovny - Bruce
 * Kimmy Robertson - Cathy
 * Jayne Brook - Carolyn
 * Eda Reiss Merin - Mrs. Sturak
 * Robert Hy Gorman - Walter Crandell
 * Danielle Harris - Melissa Crandell
 * Christopher Pettiet - Zach Crandell

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Drop Dead Fred

Drop Dead Fred is the 1991 movie about a young woman whose life is rocked when her husband leaves her, and is made worse when the imaginary friend from her childhood comes back.
 * ''Directed by Ate de Jong. Written by Elizabeth Livingstone.

Drop Dead Fred

 * Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down.
 * [looking up Mother's skirt off-screen] Look, cobwebs!
 * You have to go alone...I can't get back now.

Dialogue

 * Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
 * Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
 * Young Elizabeth: How do you know?
 * Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.
 * Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.

 * Lizzie: Annabelle, is that her name? Oh god, I didn't know that. All I know is what you did with her, on our sofa.
 * Charles: Oh Lizzie, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I've been smitten by Annabelle, I've been bewitched by her. I have been pounded flat on the anvil of love like a piece of veal with a salad on top.

 * Lizzie: Charles, this is really important to me.
 * Charles: Lizzie, Lizzie, let's not go through all this goodbye, I never want to see you again, because we will wanna see each other again. I mean two years, we're not going to throw away two years, are we?
 * Lizzie: It was three years, in June.

 * Lizzie: I'm so sorry, your honour, I lost my money, my car, my husband.
 * Judge: All in one lunch hour?

 * Nigel: [confused for a minute, then pleased to hear about Drop Dead Fred] Honey, why do you call him Drop Dead Fred?
 * Young Elizabeth: [sweetly] Because that's his name, daddy, and Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today. [this makes Nigel very happy to know about Drop Dead Fred and the cooking as Lizzie continues] I'm going to need flour and sugar and honey and vodka and a pair of your pants. We're making pants pie. Ouch!
 * Polly: [confused] Vodka and pants pie, huh? God knows what else?
 * Nigel: But she's only a kid, Polly.
 * Young Elizabeth: Daddy, how about we throw Mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She will land right in the gladiolas. [then she gets tickled by Nigel]
 * Nigel: [trying not to laugh] You shouldn't say things like that about your mother, or she might cut your head off.
 * Polly: [upset] Very funny, Elizabeth! Sometimes I think I don't love you as much as I used to.
 * Young Elizabeth: But, Mom, Drop Dead Fred does.
 * Polly: [angrily] No more Drop Dead Fred! Period!

 * Young Elizabeth: [carrying a bowl of sugar] Sugar?
 * Drop Dead Fred: Yeah. [Lizzie pours sugar on the mud pie]

 * [Deleted Scene]
 * Young Elizabeth: [sobbing, jumping off her chair and running to her father] Dad! Daddy, I have some bad news.
 * Nigel: Lizzie, what's with all this fuss about?
 * Young Elizabeth: [sobbing] Something's wrong with Drop Dead Fred. [Nigel gasps] He is my friend, but Mom took him away from me.
 * Nigel: [hugging her by holding her on his lap, trying to comfort her] Don't worry, sweetheart, give me a chance. I'm sure he'll be okay. [Lizzie nods her head even in sobs, hugging her father back]

 * [Polly finds the tape to wind Drop Dead Fred's prison, ignoring Lizzie's sobs]
 * Polly: Nigel, do it.
 * Nigel: No, I won't, I don't want anything to do it! It's not right!
 * Polly: Alright, I'll do it. [winding up Fred's prison while Lizzie wipes her tears away after Nigel kisses her and then goes to Polly]
 * Nigel: [repeating] It's not RIGHT!
 * Polly: Now what would you know about raising a child?!
 * Nigel: [getting his jacket] Apparently nothing! [walks out to the door]
 * Polly [to Lizzie, sternly] Elizabeth, if you ever touch this again, I'm gonna throw it in the trash. And you know what will happen next? He will be crushed to death.
 * [as Polly goes upstairs to put Drop Dead Fred's prison away in a place where Lizzie is not to find it again, Lizzie looks as if she will cry, she controls herself, wiping her tears away, lets out only a sigh, gets up and goes to the kitchen to clean up the mess she and Drop Dead Fred made]

 * Young Elizabeth: [writing a letter to Fred with a green crayon (because green is his favorite color] "Dear Drop Dead Fred, you were my only friend, but she took you away from me. I know I'll see you again. someday."
 * [Cut back to the present]
 * Fred: "If you come back, I promise, we'll run away together." See that? "Pro-mise." I found that when I was hiding in the stupid garden shed.
 * Lizzie: That's right, that's where I hid it. But you never answered it. [Fred takes the letter and folds it up delicately, putting it in his pocket] You just disappeared... And when you did, all the... the... life... and, um... the spirit... [she starts to cry while remembering] and... the...
 * Fred: [hesitantly] Fred?
 * Lizzie: Yeah! Fred! It all just went out of me! [dabs her eyes with a tissue] Oh, I should have never let my mother know how much she could hurt me... Once she knew how, she knew that she could do it all the time... And she did. So I never showed her my real feelings again.

 * Mickey: We were all a little afraid of your mother.
 * Lizzie: Not Fred, he always stood up for me.
 * Mickey: Well that's what friends are for - even imaginary ones.

 * Janie: I did this self actualising course this week and basically they taught us that pain is your friend, it's your humanity, pain makes you interesting.
 * Elizabeth: Janie...
 * Janie: Look at Elvis.
 * Elizabeth: Yeah, but didn't Elvis kill himself?
 * Janie: Yes, but before that he was very, very interesting.

 * Fred: Expecting Charles. Well that's important. I'd better go then. There's just one little problem, Charles isn't coming.
 * Lizzie: what do you mean?
 * Fred: I wrote the note. [laughs] Haven't got a husband, haven't got a husband! Got a stupid haircut!

 * Lizzie: I have some bad news for you.
 * Janie: More?
 * Lizzie: Well, remember your house?
 * Janie: Yeah.
 * Lizzie: It- It sank.

 * Lizzie: I heard you, you said "Annabelle".
 * Charles: If I said "Oh, Annabelle". isn't it better that I said "Oh Annabelle" and was here with you, than to say "Oh, Lizzie" and be somewhere else with Annabelle.

 * [A vision of Polly appears at the door in front of Lizzie and Fred, stopping them in their tracks]
 * Polly: Just where do you think you're going?!
 * Fred: [to Lizzie] Just forget her. Just say the magic words.
 * Lizzie: [tonelessly] I'm not afraid of you.
 * Polly You can't go in there.
 * Lizzie: [louder] I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!
 * Fred: Finally, The magic words!
 * [The imaginary Polly looks shocked as she disappears in a flash of light and fire]

Tagline

 * Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything.

Cast

 * Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
 * Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth Cronin
 * Marsha Mason - Polly (Mother) Cronin
 * Tim Matheson - Charles
 * Carrie Fisher - Janie
 * Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth
 * Ron Eldard - Mickey Bunce

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Talk:Drop Dead Fred

Cleanup tag: This page need an intro, the director & writer, taglines, cast, links, categories. Also, the wikilinks that are present for the actors does not not follow the film template and should be removed. ~ UDScott 12:49, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

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pretty sure I sorted it all out, so i removed the cleanup tag... hope that is okay! Aphrodite 22:53, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

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Advance Wars

Advance Wars is a war strategy game (turned-based) video game series for the Nintendo Game Boy Advance, DS systems and Nintendo Switch consoles, and is a continuation of the Nintendo Wars series.

Brenner

 * Where there is life, there is hope!
 * Where there is life, there is hope!

Waylon

 * It's time for Waylon to do some whalin'!
 * Easy, brother man! I paid a lot for this haircut, and you're spittin' all over it. So how goes the charity work? Keeping busy making soup and handing out blankets?
 * Time out, Captain Courageous! You want Waylon to join forces with YOU? Listen to me now. I think you're a good man. I'll even give you a standing ovation. Clap, clap. But if you think I'm going to do charity work, you need to think again! I didn't survive the meteors just to risk myself fora bunch of chumps!

Tabitha

 * The weak disgust me.
 * That wasn't even worth the trouble.
 * Come on! At least fight back!
 * Enemy coordinates entered... now let's enjoy the show!

Caulder

 * After countless failed experiments, I finally realized my ambition. I then used my own clones to further my research! Do you know what it is like to watch yourself die? ...It is FASCINATING!
 * What is life? It is merely a protein based mechanism built for energy consumption... It is nothing special really.
 * [You are all]...useless, abject failures!

Dialogue
Will: Captain Brenner? Can you give me any tips for the upcoming battle?

Brenner: Of course. I'd be glad to. Hold on one second... ...Blast! Now where did I put those...

Will: Did you lose something, Captain?

Brenner: Lin gave me some notes for this tactics session, but I can't seem to find them. Ah ha! Here they are! ...Oh, wait. That's just a drawing of a tank I made when I was bored...

Will: Um...Captain? Are you really getting all your strategy from Lin? Maybe you should keep that a secret from the rest of the troops...

Brenner: She's a natural teacher, Will. I'm just not much for that kind of thing. Yes! Here they are! OK, let's see what she has to say...

Brenner: Captain. Tell Will to quickly capture factories and cities. He needs to defend his foot soldiers with other units as they do so. The area southeast of the factory will make an ideal defensive perimeter. If the enemy swarms you, retreat to this area and regroup. And have him build an anti-tank unit for the enemy's war tank. That's it.

Will: Is that all?

Brenner: Yes, that's... Oh, wait a second. "P.S. Don't just read this to Will. Pretend you thought of it yourself". ...Damn.

Will: Sooooo... I'm in charge, but you're really in charge. Is that it?

Lin: Precisely. I know you lack military knowledge and all but the most basic tactical awareness. Right now, I'd only trust you with low-level military tasks. Like cleaning.

Will: Ouch! Geez, Lin, don't sugarcoat it for me or anything.

Lin: ...What? Too harsh? OK, hold on a second. OK, imagine that I'm a big car, and you're a little car. Now, when the big car--

Will: Stop. Please stop right now. I get it. Please don't talk to me like a little kid.

Brenner: Why don't you come down here so we can talk that over, Waylon?

Waylon: No thanks, brother man. My mama didn't raise no dummies. Why are you sticking your neck out like this anyway, Brenner? You think any of this makes a difference? I just don't get it.

Brenner: And you never will.

Waylon: Fine by me, brother man. Fine by me. Say, you remember what I said the first time we met? I TOLD you this responsibility gig would lead to an early grave.

Brenner: Better early to the grave than late to your own humanity, Waylon.

Waylon: Ain't that a thing. Almost makes me feel bad about what I'm gonna do. All units! Target Captain Brenner! Time to bag ourselves a hero!

Will: Lin? Uh, I mean, sir? Hello? ...Lin, is that you?

The Beast: Gwar har har! Guess again, loser!

Will: Eep! ...Wait, what are you doing here?

The Beast: Givin' tactical advice! What does it look like I'm doin'?

Gage: Tasha, we have to retreat.

Tasha: What? Why?! Call in reinforcements, Gage! I want to keep fighting!

Gage: Orders from General Forsythe.

Tasha: But...WHY?! Look at them! Those Rubinelle forces are lame ducks!

Gage: Tasha? It was a direct order.

Tasha: Dammit!

Gage: Calm down. There's no place for emotion on the battlefield. Stay cool, follow orders, and eliminate the enemy. That is all we have to do.

Tasha: Gya! I'll get revenge on all those Rubes! I swear it!

Lin: Let's see... Cooking... Well, to master the art of battlefield cuisine, you need to use whatever is at hand. ...Oh look! A rat! That's great. Today we'll make a rat stew.

Isabella: Rat...stew?

Lin: Yes. Rats are an excellent source of protein and vitamins.

Isabella: Um...OK. Well, I guess I'll try to... Ew! Please don't give that to me!

Lin: Now, while our rat is simmering, let's discuss the upcoming battle.

Cyrus: Father... When will your madness end?

Caulder: Eh? Do you have something to say, Son?

Cyrus: I know I am not human. I know that you made me in a lab. But I will no longer stand idly by and let you do this! You treat us like puppets! Toys to be used and broken and then discarded.

Caulder: My my, Cyrus, you are a perceptive boy. That's exactly what you are to me! A puppet! A plaything!

Cyrus: No! I am a person! I am real!

Caulder: In my youth, enormous progress had been made in the field of cloning. But while technically feasible, there was ethical resistance to the idea.

[Cutscene of a grinning Caulder]

Caulder: I rejected such pretty concerns and chose to clone myself!

Will: Y-you cloned yourself?

Caulder: After countless failed experiments, I finally realized my ambition. I then used my own clones to further my research! Do you know what it is like to watch yourself die? ...It is FASCINATING!

Will: You're insane!

Caulder: Do not interrupt! These clones were used to grow organs that could be transplanted into me. But then something went wrong... The clones began to...feel. They resented being used in such a way...and they fought back. After a brief, fierce war, only one cloned survived... AND I AM THAT SURVIVOR!

Will: But that means... Wait, you're--

Caulder: Yes. I am a clone. And I killed my creator!

Jake

 * Get the plates, 'cause you just got served!
 * You got dropped like a phat beat!
 * Owned.
 * We served Black Hole a hot bowl of smack down soup! WOOOOO!
 * [talking about the Megatank] If they can make a monster tank like that, Green Earth must be a freaky place.
 * Dude. You couldn't be more of a loser! You only care about yourself! You're not thinking about the land or anyone else. That kind of thing will only lead to your own destruction!
 * I'll tell you something, Sasha... No one will ever do this again. If some enemy appears and tries to wreck everything all over again... I won't lose. I will fight for the tiny life that has blossomed in this great land... ...Word.

Rachel

 * Another one down... Who's next?
 * Don't take me lightly just because I'm cute!

Nell

 * Don't hate me just because I'm lucky!
 * Lady luck was with me!
 * Ha! Too bad for you!
 * ...And that's how it's done.
 * [before battling Lash] I do believe I'm being taunted. Sami? Bring her to me... alive.

Hachi

 * I may be old, but I can still rumble!
 * Battles cost too much!
 * Rematches are free!
 * Thank you, come again!
 * Running away won't prove anything, soldier! Stand ground now!

Andy

 * Pass me my wrench!
 * I haven't even cranked the engine yet!
 * You're pretty tough! Let's fight again!
 * I can fix anything!
 * What's an airport, again?
 * [After Sami mentions Wars World's continents] Really? Continents?
 * It's time for a tune up.
 * We're in charge of the land campaign. Wohoo! I'm ready to go!
 * Bad guys better run when andy's on the field.
 * I won, well we won!
 * I'm the hero of today!
 * That takes care of that! Where's my next battle?

Max

 * You want to fight me? I'll pound you!
 * Check out these guns!
 * This'll be as easy as falling out of bed!
 * I'm just saying that people who don't know anything... don't know nothin'!
 * I'll crush you like a paper cup!

Sami

 * A commando never gives up...
 * Commandos always complete their mission.
 * Score one for the grunts!

Olaf

 * Let the winds of war bring snow!
 * I'll bury you!
 * All hail Blue Moon, my home sweet home!
 * For Blue Moon.... For the motherland!

Grit

 * Where's the fool who wants to help me with target practice!?
 * I wait like a snake in the grass... then I strike!
 * I hope this gets easier. That was harder'n college!
 * If ya want to hide a tree, stick 'er in a forest.

Colin

 * Take that, loser! ...Wow, that felt great!
 * People of Blue Moon, I need your help!
 * Money buys power!

Sasha

 * Even kittens have claws.
 * Money is power.

Eagle

 * My air force is invincible!
 * The Eagle soars above you!
 * Where's the challenge in that?
 * Try hitting the gym!
 * Death from above!
 * Speed is the lifeblood of battle.

Drake

 * The sea is my home.
 * Time to hit the beach...
 * I may be low-key, but I'm tough!
 * Anchors aweigh!
 * Panic is for landlubbers!
 * Prepare to be washed away!

Jess

 * This battle will advance my tactical research...
 * It's nice to win, but I wanted to STOMP you!
 * A good CO knows her limitations...and I have none!

Javier

 * Away put your weapons! You shall not be needing them where you are going!
 * Charge into the toothy maw! For now is the time for a glorious hindspanking!
 * Your maidenfolk shall soon howl great lamentations!
 * This day shall be the greatest of days, unless tomorrow is even greater!
 * Foe, you are touched with madness if you seek to pierce my steely hide!
 * Mighty spire of communication, imbue my blade with stabby might!
 * No sharpness can penetrate my steely hide!
 * Consider your hindquarters righteously spanked!
 * You live still, for Javier is masterful but merciful!
 * Let us whack mightily upon our enemy as the oaken staff assaults an unwary pinata! All for the chocolaty treasures within!
 * Allow me to slap the foe with extreme prejudice!

Kanbei

 * Mercy has no place on the battlefield!
 * Observe the heart of a true samurai!
 * Listen to the foe from afar... Watch him up close.
 * I'm Kanbei, Yellow Comet's emperor!
 * On to the next fight! Wait... Where's my sword?
 * I shall deploy a mountain of troops!
 * I do not worry about that which MIGHT happen!

Sonja

 * Get me some fresh intel, stat!
 * I must review my strategy.
 * That was too close.
 * I took more damage than I expected.

Sensei

 * Hold on to your suspenders!
 * I'm getting cranky!
 * You put up a good fight! Your future is looking good.
 * Paratroopers, prepare to jump!
 * Ha ha! What a thrill! Wheeee!
 * I might retire soon... I wonder how my 401k is doing.
 * Looks like I still got it! Take that, whippersnapper!

Grimm

 * You're about to enter a world of pain!!
 * Outta the way! I got crushin' to do!
 * Wanna throw down again? Oooh yeah!
 * Gwar har har! Hit the road, slick!
 * Fear the lightning!
 * I only know two ways to get to know a person: Fighting and eating. And believe it or not, I ain't hungry.

Flak

 * I've still got what it takes!
 * Graaa! Blaarrgggg! Smaaarrgggghhh!!
 * Crushing stuff's what I do best! You got a problem with that?!?
 * Grrrr! Two women COs! Good country! I must have it!
 * These bombers... They're indirect-combat units.
 * What was that? A waste of my time!
 * (To Max) Hah! Look! It's a gorilla!
 * You know, this Max guy kinda reminds me of me... except... I'm me.
 * But they can't fire on other air units. They're bombers. They bomb.
 * Yes! Here is Flak's power!
 * Why think when you can fight!?
 * Try this one for size!
 * I'm gonna smash you good!

Lash

 * Game over, freak!
 * Tee hee hee! You're a loser!
 * My huge brain made that way too easy!
 * Huh? That's all you got? Wow, you're no fun!
 * Everything's disposable. Everything! What's the point of having all this stuff if we don't get to break it!?
 * [talking about the Oozium] It's not even fun to poke!
 * That's why the bad guys always advance science... Because they're fearless!

Adder

 * A battle with me is a greater honor than you deserve!
 * My apologies. Should I have gone easier on you?
 * Heh heh heh... That's life for the weak...
 * Don't forget me now. That would be a shame.
 * The look of terror on your face... Is absolutely delicious!
 * Heh heh heh... Kneel before Adder!
 * Heh heh heh... What did you expect?
 * Heh heh heh...It only hurts for a moment.

Hawke

 * You have inspired me to take action.
 * Will you sacrifice all? Then perhaps you can win...
 * Sad... you were no match for me.
 * There is no chance. My victory was assured.
 * [talking to Lash] I hope you understand just how strange you are.
 * [after shooting Von Bolt's chair when Jake refused to do so] To fight one evil...you must sometimes use another... It's a fitting role for me.
 * I still have...one last job. Here we are. At the end of everything... And all I could do was take... I am no different than this old man... Jake... I wish I had met you...before.
 * To be defeated is to lose everything. Are you prepared for that outcome?
 * Victory goes to the better combatant. It's a simple truth.

Sturm

 * You've done nothing but enter the door that I opened for you.
 * Prepare to embrace darkness!
 * Fear is all you have left...
 * Burning earth!!!
 * Such power... I regret crushing it.
 * You are cannon fodder for my laser.
 * You conceited fool, did you truly think you could outsmart me?
 * So close, I was so close...
 * I underestimated the strength of these worms!
 * Hawke, come to me!
 * This time, I shall have a base and invade at my own leisure.
 * And here you are, cringing like a dog with its tail between its legs.
 * You shall know no mercy and no forgiveness, cur!
 * You shall know no mercy and no forgiveness, cur!

Jugger

 * Kindle processor: 4 gigahertz and rising. Lash CPU: 486 in molasses.
 * Bolt Guard intent: smack-laying in a downward direction.
 * Enemy: prepare for mega hurtz.
 * Blue screen of death!
 * Victory; downloading party hat.
 * Victory dance initiated.
 * Jugger; superior. Enemy; lame.
 * Juggger must...ctrl+alt+del.
 * Jugger has no need for hair.
 * Kindle...genius. Kindle...beautiful... Kindle...arrogant...er... Abort! Abort!
 * Approaching system meltdown...
 * Enemy system purge initiated...

Koal

 * I have no equal on the field of war!
 * Wallow in your shame, swine! Wallow, I say!
 * Victory is no accident.
 * Such passion! Such bravado! We will twist them into abject despair!
 * I shall crush your units one by one!
 * I am a warrior and a scholar. My victory is all, but certain.
 * My speed knows no equal!

Kindle

 * Let us play a more dangerous game, shall we? I grow weary of this.
 * Winning is almost as wonderful as I am. Aha ha ha!
 * I won again? This is getting so boring.
 * I am Kindle. Gorgeous AND clever!
 * Even the prettiest rose has thorns.

Von Bolt

 * No matter how powerful... hhh... you are, you're... hhh... still a worm on a hook...
 * Well... hhh... let me have a taste of your soul....
 * Hold still... hhh... I'm going to... hhh... suck the marrow from your bones.
 * The sweet scent... hhh... of destruction... It makes me... hhhh... feel young!
 * Predator... prey... hhh... I hunt them all...
 * Even death... hhh... fears me...
 * To live...hhhh...is to take...hhhh... How many plants...hhhhh...animals... Hhhhhh... Have you taken...hhhh...in your life...? You...hh...and I... Hhhh... We are the same... Hhhhh... We take...hhh...that we might live...!

Jake/Rachel

 * Jake: Dude, Sweet tactics, Rachel!

 * Rachel: No, that was all you.

 * Jake: Hey, Rachel, we rule! Let's hit the clubs!

 * Rachel: You're a fast learner! You can barely keep up. Try harder.

 * Rachel: Don't underestimate Orange Star tactics!

 * Jake: And don't underestimate our COs, either!

Jake/Jess
Jake: We work pretty well together, eh, Jess?

Jess: It's a tank thing.

Jake: We'll crush them next time, too!

Jess: Indeed, Jake. I'm looking forward to it.

Jess: We're the best team ever for tank battles.

Jake: It's true. No one can match us.

Jess: I see... Results improve depending on your partner...

Jake: Yea, you're bomb, Jess.

Rachel/Nell
Rachel: Not bad, huh, Sis? Whooo! Yeah! We rule! Yeah!

Nell: Exciteable, aren't you?

Rachel: Don't like facing sisters? You're just unlucky!

Nell: Weird... I feel a little guilty.

Nell: Huh. We won. Lucky us.

Rachel: Don't be such a downer, Nell. Smiling won't kill you!

Nell: Nice battle, Rachel. You earn a passing grade.

Rachel: I had a good teacher!

Hachi/Sensei
Hachi: Shop 'til you drop! Or until I drop you!

Sensei: Ha ha ha! You're such the businessman.

Hachi: We have to show up those kids.

Sensei: Yep. You've got that right!

Sensei: Well, that settles that.

Hachi: Nice win, Sensei! There was never any doubt!

Sensei: The next one is yours, Hachi.

Hachi: I'll make a good showing, you old coot!

Andy/Max
Andy: Let's do it, Max!

Max: Yeah! We'll break their lines like toothpicks!

Max: I'll crush all enemies!

Andy: And I'll fix all allies!

Andy/Eagle
Andy: Success! I'm ready for more! I can fight all day!

Eagle: Ha! Spoken like my true rival!

Andy: We won! Yippee!

Eagle: Naturally. Only I can beat me. And I never do.

Eagle: Someday, Andy, you and I should have a skirmish!

Andy: Go ahead--I'll win that one, too!

Andy/Hawke
Andy: We won!

Hawke: Well fought. I can see why you beat me last time...

Andy: Hey, we're friends now! Come on, let's shake!

Hawke: Er... No. Trusting is hard.

Hawke: All too easy.

Andy: You call that easy?

Hawke: Perhaps you should join Black Ho--no. Never mind.

Andy: What? Come on, what? Now it's going to bug me.

Hawke: We will only use air and naval units. If you win, I will return this land to Orange Star.

Andy: Good. And if I lose, I will let Black Hole take possession of this land.

Hawke: Quite a generous offer... Considering that we already conquered it.

Max/Grit
Max: I'll win next time, too!

Grit: You've got the big guns. Might as well use 'em.

Max: Grr! No one can stop me!

Grit: Fulla beans today, aren't you, Max?

Grit: With my indirect attacks and your direct power...

Max: Odd couples make the best teams!

Grit: That was harder'n whacking snakes with a bucket!

Max: ...A bucket???

Sami/Sonja
Sami: Thanks for the support, Sonja!

Sonja: Let's do this again sometime.

Sami: Don't ignore us because we're girls!

Sonja: Our team is second to none.

Sonja: Our chemistry is fantastic.

Sami: Well, we go back a long way, I'm sure that helps.

Sonja: War isn't enough. You need to do well in school, too.

Sami: What? Boooring!

Sami/Eagle
Sami: See, Eagle? I can totally help!

Eagle: It's true. Let's team up next time, too.

Sami: Success! Let's move out, Eagle.

Eagle: Don't worry. I've got your back.

Eagle: You stay here where it's safe. I've got this one.

Sami: Hey, I'm a CO, too! Don't be a jerk!

Eagle: Our victory is secured.

Sami: Ha! That's my Eagle!

Olaf/Grit
Olaf: Come on, Grit! Put your heart in it!

Grit: Yessir, I'll try that, O Bearded One.

Olaf: Oh, Bluuuuue Moooooon... My home and native land!

Grit: ...Does he have to sing every time we win?

Grit: Hey, if you want to fight this one, I'll just nap...

Olaf: Grit! You little...!

Grit: If it snows, it's all you.

Olaf: Snow or rain or sun... I can handle anything!

Colin/Sasha
Colin: If I lose, Sasha will flip out! She's so stressed!

Sasha: Did you say something?... I didn't think so.

Colin: H-how was that, Sis?

Sasha: Meh. Not great. I can do better.

Sasha: Say something clever, Colin.

Colin: Um... Don't mess with the best! Oh, that was lame.

Sasha: Our sibling bond can never be broken!

Colin: Yep! That's why we're the best.

Sasha: ...Achoo! Colin: What's wrong, Sis? Are you catching a cold? Here, let me make you some hot chocolate. Sasha: Oh, thanks. That would be nice... Sasha: Don't forget the marshmallows. Sasha: Or the cinnamon stick. Sasha: Oh, and make sure it's hot! The last time it was kind of lukewarm. Sasha: And use the snowman mug!

Eagle/Drake
Eagle: You can take the next battle, Drake.

Drake: Maybe we'll fight on an ocean...

Eagle: This is the power of Green Earth!

Drake: That's right! Don't make us mad!

Drake: You're really tough, Eagle. You make me feel safe.

Eagle: What? Hey, don't be so weird. You helped too!

Drake: Whew! I was on pins and needles that whole time!

Eagle: Just as I thought... No one can beat us.

Jess/Javier
Jess: Our chemistry is pretty good, eh, 'Stache?

Javier: She loves me! Ah...

Jess: The enemy is no more. Let us move on.

Javier: How can one remain so cool in the heat of victory?

Javier: None can pierce my armor of justice

Jess: Don't overreach! Confidence can kill...

Javier: Your aid warms my soul, Dame Jess.

Jess: Just doin' my job.

Javier/Kanbei
Javier: Are my tactics of the pleasing sort, Sir Kanbei?

Kanbei: Stunning! I am in awe!

Javier: Chivalry is king!

Kanbei: And my sword is swift!

Kanbei: Javier, let's move on to the next battlefield!

Javier: Please, Sir Kanbei! Let me strike!

Kanbei: I shall cleave you in twain, with a single blow!

Javier: You are as good as your legend, Sir Kanbei!

Kanbei/Sonja
Kanbei: On to the next battle! Yellow Comet... away!

Sonja: Father, wait! You forgot your sword!

Kanbei: I love you, Sonja! Do you hear, world? I love her!

Sonja: Father, stop! You're embarrassing me!

Sonja: I knew we would win. Didn't you, Father?

Kanbei: Indeed! Victory was a certainty.

Sonja: I can't keep relying on you. I must pull my weight.

Kanbei: My little girl... All grown up... Sniff...

Sonja/Lash
Sonja: We did it, Lash!

Lash: I didn't do squat! Boo!

Sonja: Plan ahead, Lash. Slow and steady...

Lash: Stow it, professor!

Lash: Tee hee hee! I'm going to break everything!

Sonja: I don't understand why we work so well together...

Lash: Tee hee hee! Get to the junkyard, losers!

Sonja: ...Humble. I like that.

Sensei/Grimm
Sensei: This is what happens when you show me up!

Grimm: Bad mood! Oooh, yeah!

Sensei: You've gotten much better at fighting, Grimm.

Grimm: Gwar har har! I'm no greenhorn!

Grimm: Gwar har har! We smoked 'em!!

Sensei: Ha ha! Our victory was guaranteed!

Grimm: Oooh yeah! You entered Grimm's World of Pain!

Sensei: No need to involve me...

Flak/Lash
Flak: I have the power!

Lash: And I have the brains.

Flak: I envy you... Fight so many battles.

Lash: Stop your whining! Sheesh, what a wimp!

Lash: Tee hee! We win, Flak!

Flak: Grrr! Yeah! That was great!

Lash: Well, I took care of that... Where've you been?

Flak: L-leave me alone!

Lash/Hawke
Lash: Are we, like, too strong?

Hawke: Don't get cocky. We must live to fight another day.

Lash: Next time I'll fight with one hand behind my back!

Hawke: Lash! No more games!

Hawke: Only the strong survive. That is Hawke's Rule!

Lash: And only the weak lose? Wow, you're a genius.

Hawke: ...Tired. Must... rest.

Lash: Haaaaaawke! Lemme have some fun, too!

Jugger/Koal
Jugger: Preparing for battles... Processing... Processing...

Koal: Very well. The next one can be yours, too.

Jugger: Shutting down... Zzzz... Zzzz... Mommy...?

Koal: Are you OK, Jugger?

Koal: We are Kindle's men. Her loyal vassals.

Jugger: You and I equal salt and pepper... Bacon and eggs...

Koal: Jugger, tell me. What's inside your shell?

Jugger: Uh... Um... Er... Secret.

Koal: Come Jugger! The denizens of the deep are hungry, and I would feed them!

Koal/Adder
Koal: Heh heh heh... Other COs are soft...

Adder: Heh heh heh... Like cotton candy.

Koal: Heh heh heh... Hold nothing back!

Adder: Heh he... Hmm. Odd. That is my motto, too.

Koal/Kindle
Koal: Our team is unrivaled.

Kindle: But I'm more talented.

Koal: I cannot tell a lie. You are a true beauty.

Kindle: Aha ha ha! Tell me more! Tell me I'm modest!

Kindle: Done? But I haven't even put my makeup on...

Koal: Your beauty and power have no equal.

Kindle: Ah ha ha! I am perfection itself!

Koal: So it would seem.

Kindle/Jugger
Kindle: Jugger! This is all your fault! Another performance like that and I'll have you melted down for shell casings!

Jugger: Jugger... ammo? Battle analysis indicates Kindle also lost. Kindle ammo also?

Jugger: Ready for... battle. Must go...all out.

Kindle: Jugger, darling, relax. You're far too serious.

Jugger: Jugger...wins. Kindle...wins. Initiating flexing.

Kindle: Aha ha ha! It was all thanks to me!

Kindle: Come on, Jugger. Give me some sugar.

Jugger: Kindle...beautiful. Kindle...brilliant.

Kindle: We won! Aha ha ha! Jugger, bring me some cake!

Jugger: Kindle eats... too much. Kindle will be...fat...

Dialogue
Flak: Hey! Orange Star dogs! Can you hear me?  Black Hole Soldier: Um... Lord Flak... the microphone?  Flak: Shut up! Too complicated!

Olaf: Who am I, you ask? Throughout Orange Star I was known as...  Andy: Nell's papa? Olaf: That's right, Nell's... What? No! That's what I get for being nice to children! No respect! Grrr... You just watch yourself, little boy!

Eagle: Attention all units! Target that fortress and open fire!  Soldier 1: Oh no! Hold on Sir! This is no good! There are anti-aircraft units everywhere!  Eagle: What?! They knew we were coming... (What should I do? If we allow them to complete that fortress, Green Earth will suffer. If we press our attack, we might win, but the casualties will be enormous.)  Soldier 1: Commander! Lets continue with the attack.  Eagle: But... Soldier 1: We're Green Earths strongest force. We cannot lose. That's what you always tell us, isn't it? <br/k> Soldier 2: He's right, sir. We won't be beaten by the likes of those Black Hole thugs. And we can't sit by and let them complete that fortress! We can't! <br/k> Soldier 3: Let's hit 'em Commander! <br/k> Soldier 4: C'mon sir! <br/k> Eagle: My soldiers... Alright, we proceed as planned. Aim for the heart of their offensive power, the minicannons. Lets give them a show of power they won't soon forget!

Sonja: Father, hold your attack! <br/k> Kanbie: Why, Sonja? The Black Hole army is about to lay siege to our cities. <br/k> Sonja: It's a trap. They're trying to lure us in. <br/k> Kanbie: But we can't just sit here! <br/k> Sonja: Why not? That city isn't at all important, strategically speaking. <br/k> Kanbie: Sonja! What are you? What are we? <br/k> Sonja: What are we? We're COs in the Yellow Comet army. <br/k> Kanbie: Correct. And COs do not sit idly by and watch their people be destroyed! Even if it's a trap. Even if it's not strategically important. <br/k> Sonja: Thats... <br/k> Kanbie: We are COs. It is our job to protect the people of Yellow Comet. Am I wrong? <br/k> Sonja: No, Father. I understand. Just be careful. I'm going to see if I can unravel this trap.

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Talk:Advance Wars

I added this page because of the number of nice little quotes the game contains. I'm playing Dual Strike at the moment, but feel free to add sections for other games and characters; since there's no other AW page out there at the moment, just add sections and subsections for each character and game.

I was also thinking that perhaps all the games could be consolidated under one section. Make it simpler to find each CO, I guess.

Kefkakrazy 17:08, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

I added what I have always found to be some of the most thought provoking lines from Days of Ruin. 02:48, 23 September 2011 (UTC)

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Pride and Prejudice (2005 film)

Pride and Prejudice is a 2005 film in which sparks fly when spirited Elizabeth Bennet meets single, rich, and proud Mr. Darcy. But Mr. Darcy reluctantly finds himself falling in love with a woman beneath his class. Can each overcome their own pride and prejudice?
 * Directed by Joe Wright. Written by Deborah Moggach, adapted from Jane Austen's novel Pride and Prejudice.

Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without. taglines

Elizabeth Bennet

 * I have been so blind.
 * Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I shall end up an old maid.
 * Mr Darcy? I'd more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine. But no matter. I doubt we shall ever speak again.

Mr. Darcy

 * Perfectly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me.
 * You can only have two motives, Caroline, and I would not interfere with either.
 * Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you.
 * In vain I have struggled this will not do, allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
 * You are mistaken; I write rather slowly.
 * You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love... I love... I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

Other

 * Charlotte: We are all fools in love.

 * Mary Bennet: What are men compared to rocks and mountains?

 * Mr. Wickham: He liked me better, and Darcy couldn't stand it.

 * Mr. Bingley: [to Jane, about to propose to her] First, I must tell you I've been the most unmitigated and comprehensive ass.

 * Mr.Darcy: Maybe it's because I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offenses against me. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.

Dialogue

 * Elizabeth Bennet: Now, if every young man in the room does not end the evening in love with you, I am no judge of beauty.
 * Jane Bennet: Or men.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: No, they are far too easy to judge.
 * Jane Bennet: They're not all bad.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Humorless poppycocks, in my limited experience.
 * Jane Bennet: One of these days, Lizzy, someone will catch your eye, and then you'll have to watch your tongue.

 * Elizabeth Bennet: Which of these painted peacocks is our Mr. Bingley?
 * Charlotte Lucas: He's the one on the left. And on the right is his sister.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: And the person with the quizzical brow?
 * Charlotte Lucas: That is his good friend, Mr. Darcy.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:He looks miserable, poor soul.
 * Charlotte Lucas:  Miserable he may be, but poor he most certainly is not.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:  Tell me.
 * Charlotte Lucas: 10,000 a year and he owns half of Derbyshire.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: The miserable half?

 * Elizabeth Bennet: Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?
 * Mr. Darcy: Not if I can help it.

 * Mr. Bingley: I have never seen so many pretty girls in my life!
 * Mr. Darcy: On the contrary, you were dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.
 * Mr. Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld! But her sister Elizabeth is very agreeable...
 * Mr. Darcy: Perfectly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me.

 * Mr. Darcy: Then what do you suggest, to encourage affection?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable. [turns around and leaves]

 * Miss Bingley: You write uncommonly fast, Mr. Darcy.
 * Mr. Darcy: [not looking up from his letter] You are mistaken, I write rather slowly.
 * Miss Bingley: Letters of business, too. how odious I should think them.
 * Mr. Darcy: Well, then, it is fortunate that they fall to my lot instead of yours.

 * Mr. Bingley: Well, I think it's amazing that you young ladies have the patience to be so accomplished.
 * Miss Bingley: What do you mean, Charles?
 * Mr. Bingley: You all paint tables, and play the piano, and embroider cushions! I never heard of lady but people say she is accomplished.
 * Mr. Darcy: Indeed, the word is applied too liberally. I cannot boast of knowing more than half a dozen women in all my aquaintence who are truly accomplished.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: My goodness, you must comprehend a great deal in the idea.
 * Miss Bingley: Indeed; she must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and all the modern languages to deserve the word. And something about her air, and manner of walking....
 * Mr. Darcy: [glanced at the book in Lizzy's hands] And, of course, she must improve her mind with extensive reading.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: [closes the book she had been reading] I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, I now wonder at your knowing any.
 * Mr. Darcy: Are you so severe on your own sex?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: I never saw such a woman. Surely she would be a fearsome thing to behold.
 * [Mr. Bingley chuckles]
 * Caroline Bingley: Miss Elizabeth, let us take a turn about the room.
 * [Caroline takes Lizzy's arm in hers, and they walk gracefully in a circle around the room]
 * Caroline Bingley: It's refreshing, is it not after sitting so long in one attitude?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: And it is a small kind of accomplishment, I suppose.
 * Caroline Bingley: Will you not join us, Mr. Darcy?
 * Mr. Darcy: You can only have two motives, Caroline and I would interfere with either.
 * Caroline Bingley: What can he mean?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask him nothing about it.
 * Caroline Bingley: But do tell us, Mr. Darcy.
 * Mr. Darcy: Either you are in each other's confidence and have secret affairs to discuss, or you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage by walking. If the first, I should get in your way. If the second, I can admire you much better from here.
 * Caroline Bingley: Shocking! How should we punish him for such a speech?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: We could always laugh at him.
 * Caroline Bingley: Oh no, Mr. Darcy is not to be teased.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Are you too proud, Mr. Darcy? And tell me, would you consider pride to be a fault or a virtue?
 * Mr. Darcy: That I couldn't say.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Because we're desperately trying to find a fault in you.
 * Mr. Darcy: Perhaps it is that I find it difficult to forgive others, or their follies and vices against me. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Oh dear I cannot tease you about that. What a shame for I dearly love to laugh.
 *  Caroline Bingley: A family trait, I should think.

 * Mr. Collins: And what excellent boiled potatoes. It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.  To which of my fair cousins should I compliment the cooking?
 * Mrs. Bennet: We are perfectly able to keep a cook.

 * Mr. Darcy: May I have the next dance, Miss Elizabeth?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: You may.

 * [After Lizzy - to her own surprise - has agreed to dance with Mr. Darcy]
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Did I just agree to dance with Mr. Darcy?
 * Charlotte Lucas: I daresay you will find him to be very amiable.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: That would be most inconvenient since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity.

 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I love this dance.
 * Mr Darcy: Indeed. Most invigorating.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: It is your turn to say something, Mr Darcy. I talked about the dance. Now you ought to remark on the size of the room or the number of couples.
 * Mr Darcy: I'm perfectly happy to oblige. Please advise me on what would you like most to hear?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: That reply will do for present. Perhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones. For now, we may remain silent.
 * Mr Darcy: Do you talk as a rule while dancing?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: No. No, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn. Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don't you think?
 * Mr Darcy: Tell me, do you and your sisters very often walk to Meryton?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, we often walk to Meryton. It's a great opportunity to meet new people. When you met us, we'd just had the pleasure of forming a new acquaintance.
 * Mr Darcy: Mr Wickham's blessed with such happy manners, he's sure of making friends. Whether he's capable of retaining them is less so.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: He's been so unfortunate as to lose your friendship. And I daresay that's an irreversible event?
 * Mr Darcy: It is. Why do you ask such a question?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: To make out your character, Mr Darcy.
 * Mr Darcy: And what have you discovered?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Very little. I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly.
 * Mr Darcy: I hope to afford you more clarity in the future.

 * Mr. Collins: Mrs. Bennet I was hoping, if it would not trouble you, that I might solicit a private audience with Miss Elizabeth in the course of the morning.
 * Mrs. Bennet: Oh, yes. Certainly. Lizzy will be very happy indeed. Everyone, out. Mr. Collins would like a private audience with your sister.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: No, no, wait, please. I beg you. Mr. Collins can have nothing to say to me that anybody need not hear.
 * Mrs. Bennet: No nonsense, Lizzy. I desire you will stay where you are. Everyone else to the drawing room. Mr. Bennet?
 * Mr. Bennet: But...
 * Mrs. Bennet: Now.

 * Mr. Darcy: I, do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Perhaps you should take your aunt's advice and practice?

 * Mr. Darcy: Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth, my rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: I don't understand.
 * Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honour of accepting my hand.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
 * Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
 * Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: No.
 * Mr. Darcy: Are you rejecting me?
 * Elizabeth: I'm sure that the feelings which, as you've told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
 * Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavour at civility, I am thus repulsed?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
 * Mr. Darcy: No, believe me, I didn't mean--
 * Elizabeth Bennet: If I was uncivil, then that is some excuse. But I have other reasons, you know I have.
 * Mr. Darcy: What reasons?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the man who has ruined, perhaps forever, the happiness of a most beloved sister? Do you deny that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to the world for caprice and my sister to derision for disappointed hopes, involving them both in misery of the acutest kind?
 * Mr. Darcy: I do not deny it.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: How could you do it?
 * Mr. Darcy: Because I believed your sister to be indifferent to him.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Indifferent?
 * Mr. Darcy: I watched them most carefully and realized his attachment was deeper than hers.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: That's because she's shy!
 * Mr. Darcy: Bingley, too, is modest and was persuaded she didn't feel strongly for him--
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Because you suggested it!
 * Mr. Darcy: I did it for his own good!
 * Elizabeth Bennet: My sister hardly shows her true feelings to me. [pauses] I suppose you suspect that his fortune had some bearing?
 * Mr. Darcy: No! I wouldn't do your sister the dishonor, though it was suggested...
 * Elizabeth Bennet: What was?
 * Mr. Darcy: It was made perfectly clear that an advantageous marriage...
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Did my sister give that impression?
 * Mr. Darcy: No! No. No, there was, however, I have to admit, the matter of your family...
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Our want of connection? Mr. Bingley didn't seem to vex himself about that--
 * Mr. Darcy: No, it was more than that.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: How, sir?
 * Mr. Darcy: It was the lack of propriety shown by your mother, your three younger sisters, even on occasion your father. [pauses] Forgive me.  You and your sister I must exclude from this.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: And what about Mr. Wickham?
 * Mr. Darcy: Mr.. Wickham?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: What excuse can you give for your behavior towards him?
 * Mr. Darcy: You take an eager interest in that gentleman's concerns.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: He told me of his misfortunes.
 * Mr. Darcy: Oh, yes, his misfortunes have been very great indeed.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: You ruin his chances and yet you treat him with sarcasm.
 * Mr Darcy: So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty...
 * Elizabeth Bennet: My pride?
 * Mr. Darcy: ...in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
 * (Pause.) [He leans in towards her, as if about to kiss her]
 * Mr Darcy: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.

 * Elizabeth Bennet: [refusing to visit Pemberley]He's so...he's so rich.
 * Mr. Gardiner: Oh, heavens Lizzy! What a snob you are! Objecting to poor Mr. Darcy because of his wealth! The poor man can't help it.

 * Mr. Darcy: [after he sees Elizabeth at Pemberly, and follows her outside] Miss Elizabeth!
 * Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
 * Mr. Darcy: No. No, I'm not.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: No
 * [Simultaneously:]
 * Elizabeth Bennet: We would not have come if we'd known you were here.
 * Mr. Darcy: I came back a day early.
 * [pause]
 * Elizabeth Bennet: I'm in Derbyshire with my aunt and uncle.
 * Mr. Darcy: And are you having a...pleasant trip?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, very pleasant.
 * [pause]
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Tomorrow we go to Matlock.
 * Mr. Darcy: Tomorrow?
 * [pause]
 * Mr. Darcy: Are you staying at Lambton?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, at the Rose and Crown.
 * Mr. Darcy: Yes.
 * [pause]
 * Elizabeth Bennet: I'm so sorry to intrude. They said that the house was open for visitors, I had no idea....
 * Mr. Darcy: May I see you back to the village?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: No!
 * [pause]
 * Elizabeth Bennet: I'm very fond of walking.
 * Mr. Darcy: Yes! Yes, I know.

 * Elizabeth Bennet: And what a beautiful pianoforte!
 * Georgiana Darcy: My brother gave it to me. He shouldn't have--
 * Mr. Darcy: Yes, I should've.
 * Georgiana Darcy: Oh, very well, then.
 * [smiling at Lizzy]
 * Mr. Darcy: Easily persuaded, is she not?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Your unfortunate brother once had to put up with my playing for a whole evening.
 * Georgiana Darcy: [looking astonished] But he says you play so well!
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Then he has perjured himself most profoundly.
 * [laughing]
 * Mr. Darcy: No, I said "played quite well."
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Oh, "quite well" is not "very well." I'm satisfied.

 * Georgiana Darcy: Do you play duets, Miss Elizabeth?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Only when forced.
 * Georgiana Darcy: [to Darcy] Brother, you must force her.

 * Lydia Bennet: [talking about finding a best man for her wedding] ...luckily he did show up, or we would have had to ask Mr. Darcy and I don't really like him--
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Mr. Darcy?
 * Lydia Bennet: Oh! But I shouldn't say...
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Mr. Darcy was at your wedding?
 * Lydia Bennet: He was the one who discovered us. He paid for the wedding, Wickham's commission, everything.  But I shouldn't have said anything, he told me not to tell.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Mr. Darcy...?
 * Lydia Bennet: Oh, hush, Lizzy. Honestly, Mr. Darcy isn't half so high and mighty as you sometimes.

 * Lady Catherine:: You can be at no loss, Miss Bennet to understand why I am here.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: Indeed you are mistaken. I cannot account for this honour at all.
 * Lady Catherine:: I warn you, I am not to be trifled with. A report of most alarming nature has reached me. That you intend to be united with my nephew, Mr Darcy. I know this to be a scandalous falsehood. Though not wishing to injure him by supposing it possible, I instantly set off to make my sentiments known.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: If you believed it impossible, I wonder you took the trouble of coming so far.
 * Lady Catherine:: To hear it contradicted, Miss Bennet.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: Your coming will be rather a confirmation surely if indeed such a report exists.
 * Lady Catherine:: lf? You then pretend to be ignorant of it? Has it not been industriously circulated by yourself?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I have never heard of it.
 * Lady Catherine:: And can you declare there is no foundation for it?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I do not pretend to possess equal frankness with your Ladyship. You may ask a question which I may choose not to answer.
 * Lady Catherine:: This is not to be borne! Has my nephew made you an offer of marriage?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: Your Ladyship has declared it to be impossible.
 * Lady Catherine:: Let me be understood! Mr Darcy is engaged to my daughter. Now what have you to say?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: Only this: If that is the case, you can have no reason to suppose he would make an offer to me.
 * Lady Catherine:: You selfish girl. This union has been planned since their infancy. Do you think it can be prevented by a young woman of inferior birth whose own sister's elopement resulted in a scandalously patched-up marriage only achieved at the expense of your uncle? Heaven and Earth! Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted? Now tell me once and for all, are you engaged to him?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I am not.
 * Lady Catherine:: And will you promise never to enter into such an engagement?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I will not and I certainly never shall. You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say. I must ask you to leave immediately. Goodnight.
 * Lady Catherine:: I have never been thus treated in my entire life!

 * Elizabeth Bennet: I couldn't sleep.
 * Mr. Darcy: Nor I. My aunt--
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, she was here.
 * Mr. Darcy: How can I ever make amends for such behavior?
 * Elizabeth: After what you have done for Lydia, and I suspect for Jane also, it is I who should be making amends.
 * Mr. Darcy: You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night and it has taught me to hope as I had scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings had changed, I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love...I love... I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Well then... [takes Mr. Darcy's hands and kisses them] Your hands are cold.
 * Mr. Darcy: [nods]

 * Mr. Bennet:: Shut the door, please, Elizabeth. Lizzy, are you out of your senses? I thought you hated the man.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: No, Papa.
 * Mr. Bennet:: He's rich, to be sure, and you will have more fine carriages than Jane. But will that make you happy?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: Have you no other objection than your belief in my indifference?
 * Mr. Bennet:: None at all. We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of fellow. But this would be nothing if you really liked him.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I do like him.
 * Mr. Bennet:: Well...
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: I love him. He's not proud. I was wrong. I was entirely wrong about him. You don't know him, Papa. If I told you what he was really like, what he's done...
 * Mr. Bennet:: What has he done?

 * Mr. Bennet:: Good Lord. I must pay him back.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: No. You mustn't tell anyone. He wouldn't want it. We misjudged him, Papa. Me more than anyone in every way. Not just in this matter. I've been nonsensical. But he's been a fool about, about Jane, about so many other things. But then, so have I. You see, he and I are...he and I are so similar. We're both so stubborn. Papa, I...
 * Mr. Bennet:: [smiling] You really do love him, don't you?
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: Very much.
 * Mr. Bennet:: I cannot believe that anyone can deserve you. But it seems I am overruled. So I heartily give my consent.[Elizabeth hugs him] I could not have parted with you, my Lizzie, to anyone less worthy.
 * Elizabeth Bennet:: [kisses his forehead] Thank you. [Elizabeth leaves the room]
 * Mr. Bennet:: If any young men come for Mary or Kitty, for heaven's sake, send them in. I'm quite at my leisure.

 [sitting in front of the lake] (Alternate USA ending)
 * Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Very well. Only I wish you would not call me "my dear".
 * Mr. Darcy: Why?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Because it's what my father always called my mother when he's cross about something.
 * Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think..."Lizzy" for everyday, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine", but only on very special occasions.
 * Mr. Darcy: [Chuckles] And...what should I call you when I'm cross? "Mrs. Darcy"?
 * Elizabeth Bennet: [Smiling] No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, perfectly, and incandescently happy.
 * Mr. Darcy: [chuckles] How are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy? [kisses her forehead]
 * Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy [kisses her left cheek]
 * Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy [kisses her nose]
 * Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy [kisses her right cheek]
 * Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy [they kiss]

Taglines

 * A romance ahead of its time.
 * Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without.
 * This holiday season, experience the greatest love story of all time.

Cast

 * Keira Knightley — Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Bennet
 * Matthew Macfadyen — Mr. Darcy
 * Donald Sutherland — Mr. Bennet
 * Brenda Blethyn — Mrs. Bennet
 * Rosamund Pike — Jane Bennet
 * Talulah Riley — Mary Bennet
 * Carey Mulligan — Kitty Bennet
 * Jena Malone — Lydia Bennet
 * Claudie Blakley — Charlotte Lucas
 * Simon Woods — Mr. Bingley
 * Kelly Reilly — Caroline Bingley
 * Tom Hollander — Mr. Collins
 * Judi Dench — Lady Catherine de Bourgh

title: Pride and Prejudice (2005 film)


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Coyote Ugly

Coyote Ugly is a 2000 film based on the actual Coyote Ugly Saloon, in New York City. An aspiring songwriter, after getting a job at a new nightclub that teases its male patrons, comes out of her shell.
 * Directed by David McNally. Written by Gina Wendkos.

Violet Sandford

 * I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street.

Bill Sandford

 * Violet, I saw how hard it was on your mom when she didn't make it, but if she was here she'd tell me to shut up, wish you luck and give you a big hug. I'm not going to give you a big hug and I'm not going to wish you luck, but I am going to shut up, sit here with my coffee and pretend to be mad. Is that okay?
 * No, it's not okay. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. You're not going back to work for Pete. I don't care what it takes. I don't care how many bars you have to stand on. You are not coming home. I'm not letting you back in the house. Forget it.
 * Hey, do I come to your office and honk?

Lil Lovell

 * Okay, everybody, shut up! I'd like you to meet my new girl, whose name is... Jersey! Jersey, is an ex kindergarten teacher, and a former nun, who just escaped from the convent, and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City! Would anyone like to buy her a drink?

Zoe

 * Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise!

Dialogue

 * Violet: Hi, I'm Violet Sanford, I just recently moved to New York and I was wondering if you would give my tape to one of your artists.
 * Receptionist: Violet, that is so cute. Now let me tell you about me. My name is Wendy, and I first moved to new York when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe. and then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the peace corp, so for the last 16 years I've been raising my daughter all by myself and then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual and she hates me more than any person on this planet. Now, tell me how I can help you please, cos I'm dying to make your dreams come true.

 * Lil: That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.
 * Violet: She just cut some guy's ponytail off.
 * Lil: Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbing her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise. Cheers!

 * Cammie: I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.
 * Violet: Violet, the Jersey nun.
 * Cammie: We all play our little parts. That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. Only Rachel really is a bitch, and I really am a tease.
 * Lil: Cammie, you can only be a tease if you stop sleepin' around, babe.
 * Cammie: Yeah, I keep forgetting that part!

 * Girl: Can I ask you something?
 * Lil: What?
 * Girl: What does Coyote Ugly mean?
 * Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.
 * Girl: My God. Well, why would you name your bar after something like that?
 * Lil: Oh, 'cause Cheers was taken.

 * Bill: I only got three rolls of film, I hope that's enough.
 * Violet: Dad, I'm only singing one song.
 * Bill: Right. I better go get another one.

Cast

 * Piper Perabo - Violet Sandford
 * Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell
 * John Goodman - Bill Sandford
 * Maria Bello - Liliana "Lil" Lovell
 * Izabella Miko - Cammie
 * Tyra Banks - Zoe
 * Bridget Moynahan - Rachel
 * Melanie Lynskey - Gloria
 * LeAnn Rimes - Herself

title: Coyote Ugly


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Dreamgirls (film)

Dreamgirls is a 2006 film about a trio of black female soul singers who cross over to the pop charts in the early 1960s, facing their own personal struggles along the way.
 * Directed and written by Bill Condon, adapted from the 1981 Broadway musical of the same name by Henry Krieger and Tom Eyen.

Fame comes and goes, starts rise and fall, but dreams live forever.taglines

Effie White
I'm not going You're the best man I'll ever know There's no way I could ever go no, no, there's no way No, no, no, no way I'm living without you I'm stayin', I'm stayin' And you, and you...you're gonna love me.
 * [singing] And I am telling you

 * That's right Curtis. You stopped me once, but you'll never stop me again. [sings] 'Cause this time, Effie White's gonna win!

Curtis Taylor, Jr.

 * Deena, you know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice... has no personality. No depth. Except for what I put in there.

Lorrell Robinson
Lorrell loves Jimmy Lorrell loves Jimmy, it's true But Lorrell and Jimmy are through
 * [singing] And Lorrell loves Jimmy

The Dreams
And that dream is just about to come true Life's not as bad as it may seem If you open your eyes towards in front of you.
 * [singing] Ev'ry man has his own special dream

We're your Dreamgirls, Dreamgirls will never leave you... No, no! And all you got to do is dream Baby, we'll be there.
 * [singing] We're your Dreamgirls, boy, we'll make you happy... Yeah! We're your Dreamgirls, boy, we'll always care

James "Thunder" Early

 * Hey, I got soul! You can't kill a man with soul!

 * I can't do it no more. I can't sing no more sad songs.

 * Jimmy want a rib, Jimmy want a steak, Jimmy want a piece of your chocolate cake!

Marty Madison

 * [Referring to a club in Florida where Curtis has booked the Dreamettes] That place is so white they will not even hire us to wash dishes!

 * Effie, it is time for you to perform. For the past four months I have been your food, your rent, your support network.

Dialogue

 * Effie White: Tell me something, Curtis. Do you think it's right to promote an amateur performer over a professional?
 * Curtis Taylor Jr.: I'm not sure what this is about...
 * Effie White: It's about fairness, Curtis. It's about people paying their dues. Isn't that what you keep telling me? "Get in line, Effie. Wait your turn". So why am I sitting here without so much as a B-side on a 45, when an amateur like Martin Luther King Jr. gets his own freaking album? I mean, can he even sing?

 * M.C.: And now, the courageous, the curvaceous, Creamettes!
 * Deena Jones: It's the Dreamettes! The Dreamettes!

 * Curtis Taylor, Jr.: $500 says the Dreamettes do not win.
 * [Contest judge takes money]
 * Contest judge: Thanks a lot man, because they were going to lose anyway!

 * Effie White: So... Deena's going to sing the lead 'cause you like the way she looks? Am I ugly to you, Curtis?
 * Curtis Taylor Jr.: Baby, come on! You know how I feel about you, come on. Don't make it personal.
 * Effie White: Well, what am I supposed to do? Deena's beautiful, and she's always been beautiful... but I've got the voice, Curtis! I've got the voice! You can't put me in back; you just can't!

 * Mae Jones: I'm amazed, Mr, Taylor. As much as I love my daughter, I never thought she had much of a voice.
 * Curtis Taylor, Jr.: Oh, Deena has something better. She has a... quality.
 * Mae Jones: You make her sound like a product.
 * Curtis Taylor, Jr.: "A product." I like that!

 * Curtis Taylor Jr.: Who was the first artist to sing "Hound Dog"?
 * C.C. White: Elvis Presley.
 * Curtis Taylor Jr.: Big Mama Thorton. She had the number-one single on the R&B charts, but the white stations wouldn't play it, because to them it was just another race record.

 * C.C. White: Isn't music supposed to express what people are feeling?
 * Curtis Taylor Jr.: Music is supposed to sell.

 * Effie White: [about Deena] She ain't better than anybody. She ain't nothin' but common!
 * Deena Jones: Now who you callin' common, you self-indulgent, self-absorbed, non-professional?
 * Effie White: You! I'm callin' you! I'm callin' you the common piece he's knockin' off!
 * Deena Jones: Now you listen to me, Miss Blame-It-On-The-World, see, I put up with you for much too long. I have put up with your bitchin', I put up with your naggin', and all your screamin' too!
 * Lorrell Robinson: Now when are you two gonna stop all this fighting?
 * Effie White: Stay out of this, Lorrell! This is between Deena and me!
 * Lorrell Robinson: Yeah? Well, it's between me too! I'm a part of this group as anybody else! And I'm tired! Effie, I'm tired of all the problems you're makin' us!
 * Effie White: I always knew you two were together.
 * Lorrell Robinson: What?!
 * Effie White: I always knew you two were gangin' up on me!
 * Deena Jones: She had nothing to do with this change. It was you! You always thinkin' of you! Always thinkin' of you!
 * Curtis Taylor, Jr.: I knew you were trouble from the start.
 * Effie White: Trouble?!
 * Curtis Taylor, Jr.: You were real bad trouble from the start.
 * Effie White: Curtis, I'm your woman!
 * Curtis Taylor, Jr.: But you're gettin' out now. I'm not building this group to have you tear it apart! Go head and rant and scream and shout! Don't worry, baby, I'll buy you out.
 * Effie White: There's no money dirty enough to buy me out. You remember that, Curtis!

 * C.C. White: Effie, Curtis was supposed to...
 * Effie White: Love me. Curtis was supposed to love me.

 * Magic White: Momma, why are you so slow?
 * Effie White: Because I'm old.

 * C.C. White: Lay off, Effie. Just take the money and run.
 * Effie White: You in this with them, C.C.?
 * C.C. White: Cool it, Effie. This time you know what you've done.
 * Effie White: So they bought your black ass too, huh?
 * C.C. White: I said, cool it, Effie. This time you've gone too far.
 * Effie White: Oh, I can go further! I can go further!

Taglines

 * Fame comes and goes, starts rise and fall, but dreams live forever.
 * All you have to do is dream.
 * One dream will change everything.

Cast

 * Jennifer Hudson - Effie White
 * Jamie Foxx - Curtis Taylor, Jr.
 * Beyonce Knowles - Deena Jones
 * Eddie Murphy || James "Thunder" Early
 * Danny Glover - Marty Madison
 * Anika Noni Rose - Lorrell Robinson
 * Keith Robinson - Clarence Conrad (C.C.) White
 * Dianna Agron - Jackie Morris
 * Hinton Battle - Wayne
 * Sharon Leal - Michelle Morris

 * Yvette Cason - May
 * Loretta Devine - Jazz Singer
 * Dawnn Lewis - Melba Early
 * John Lithgow - Jerry Harris
 * John Krasinski - Sam Walsh
 * Jaleel White - Talent Booker at the Detroit Theatre talent show
 * Cleo King - Janice
 * Robert Cicchini - Nicky Cassaro
 * Yvette Nicole Brown - Curtis' Secretary

title: Dreamgirls (film)