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Hugh Laurie

James Hugh Calum Laurie, CBE (born June 11, 1959) is an English actor, comedian, writer and musician. He first reached fame as a cast member of Blackadder and then as one half of the Fry and Laurie double act, along with his friend and comedy partner, Stephen Fry. From 2004 to 2012, he starred as Dr. Gregory House, the protagonist in the FOX television drama House.

Quotes

 * (Answering "What made you step up to making your own record?") I felt like I may not get opportunities to do this ever again, so it’s about time—it’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There’s almost no such thing as ready. There’s only now. And you may as well do it now. I mean, I say that confidently as if I’m about to go bungee jumping or something—I’m not. I’m not a crazed risk taker. But I do think that, generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.

 * It's as if you're playing left-handed. Or like everyone else is playing with a tennis racket and you have a salmon.(On performing with an American accent)

 * I know a lot of people think therapy is about sitting around staring at your own navel - but it's staring at your own navel with a goal. And the goal is to one day to see the world in a better way and treat your loved ones with more kindness and have more to give.

 * I would cling to unhappiness because it was a known, familiar state. When I was happier, it was because I knew I was on my way back to misery. I've never been convinced that happiness is the object of the game. I'm wary of happiness.

 * They do make you less egotistical. I still manage to think about myself 98 per cent of the time, but at least there is a little window where others can impinge.(On having children)

 * I don't take off my helmet a lot of the time - that's one of the really good things about riding a bike. I can go all over the place and no one knows who I am.

 * I was only allowed to wear a sock. But the only way to do the shot was to be naked. It's been my worst nightmare ever since the showers at school - I couldn't believe I was living it. (On his role in Maybe Baby)

 * I don't believe in God, but I have this idea that if there were a God, or destiny of some kind looking down on us, that if he saw you taking anything for granted he’d take it away. So he'll be like: 'You think this is going pretty well?' Then he'll go and send down some big disaster.
 * Stargazing: Heather's Angry, Jane is Ill, Hugh is Anxious Kansas City Star, Wed, Oct. 31, 2007

The Gun Seller (1996)

 * This was the tricky bit. The really tricky bit, trickiness cubed.

 * O'Neal had uttered three words: 'Conspiracy to murder.' The correct word for me to repeat in an incredulous tone of voice would have been 'murder'; a very small, and psychiatrically disturbed, section of the population might have opted for the 'to'; but the one word out of the three I most definitely should not have chosen to repeat was 'conspiracy'.

 * There’s an undeniable pleasure in stepping into an open-top sports car driven by a beautiful woman. It feels like you’re climbing into a metaphor.

 * The first item was fighting under the name ‘Crostini of Mealed Tarroce, with Benatore Potatoes’ and weighed in at an impressive twelve pounds sixty-five. The Ralph Lauren blonde came over and asked me if I needed any help with the menu, and I asked her to explain what potatoes were. She didn’t laugh.

 * Death and disaster are at our shoulders every second of our lives, trying to get at us. Missing, a lot of the time. A lot of miles on the motorway without a front wheel blow-out. A lot of viruses that slither through our bodies without snagging. A lot of pianos that fall a minute after we've passed. Or a month, it makes no difference. So unless were going to get down on our knees and give thanks every time disaster misses, it makes no sense to moan when it strikes.

 * We were walking through Hyde Park, going nowhere in particular, holding hands for a bit, then letting go as if holding hands wasn't one of life's big deals.

 * People talk about nightfall, or night falling, or dusk falling, and it's never seemed right to me. Perhaps they once meant befalling. As in night befalls. As in night happens. Perhaps they, whoever they were, thought of a falling sun. That might be it, except that that ought to give us dayfall. Day fell on Rupert the Bear. And we know, if we've ever read a book, that day doesn't fall or rise. It breaks. In books, day breaks, and night falls. In life, night rises from the ground. The day hangs on for as long as it can, bright and eager, absolutely and positively the last guest to leave the party, while the ground darkens, oozing night around your ankles, swallowing for ever that dropped contact lens, making you miss that low catch in the gully on the last ball of the last over.

 * I was definitely getting the hang of this skating thing. I'd started to copy a fancy cross-over turn from a German girl in front of me, and it was working pretty well. I was just about keeping up with her too, which was pleasing. She must have been about six.

 * I found a cab eventually, and told the driver in fluent English that I wanted Wenceslas Square. This request, I now know, is phonically identical to the Czech phrase for ‘I am an air-brained tourist, please take everything I have’.

 * Inside there was a wall three feet away. And between the wall and the door, in this unbelievably tiny space, a girl in a lemon-coloured shirt sat at a desk, with word processor, potted plant, mug of pencils, furry gonk, and wadges of orange paper. It was incredible that anyone or anything could function in such a space. It was like suddenly discovering a family of otters in one of your shoes.

 * They said it was a sitting-room, but I don’t know why they’d decided to confine its purpose just to sitting. Obviously, sitting was one of the things you could do in a room this size; but you could also stage operas, hold cycling races, and have an absolutely cracking game of frisbee, all at the same time, without having to move any of the furniture. It could rain in a room this big.

 * It is the middle of December now, and we are about to travel to Switzerland - where we plan to ski a little, relax a little, and shoot a Dutch politician a little.

 * It was a beautiful afternoon; one to make you realise that God really can be very good sometimes with weather and scenery.

 * Dawn was definitely pulling into the station by now, and the snow had begun to throb with an electric, new-fallen whiteness. It climbed the inside of my trousers, and clung, squeakily, to the soles of my boots, and the bit just in front seemed to say ‘don’t walk on me, please don’t walk . . . oh.’

About Hugh Laurie

 * He is one of those rare people who manages to be lugubriously sexy - like a well-hung eel. -- Emma Thompson

 * He's the real thing. Gifted, phenomenally intelligent, and wise. -- Stephen Fry

 * I always felt with Hugh that there was a secret waiting to be let out. He thinks a great deal. He is not good at selling himself. Of course, he's terrific at comedy, playing the amiables and idiots, but those who know him well, and not that many do, know that as well as doubt and insecurity he has great inner strength, huge depth and thoughtfulness. -- Ben Elton
 * I've always thought of Hugh as a panda, probably because he's not naturally aggressive. Either a panda or an Opel Kadett. -- Stephen Fry

 * The thing you have to realise about Hugh is that he was born prematurely disillusioned. -- Emma Thompson

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I've moved a number of quotations here from L. Frank Baum. I'm a wikiquote newbie, and I hope I've got the formatting right: in particular, I'm unsure about the formatting for sections of dialogue (which I had to do with a lot of  s in order to keep the bulleting lined up). I also wasn't sure about some of the divisions of quotations: I tried to make them logical, but if there's a more standard format I hope a wikiquote expert can polish. (I also don't know whether I was right to put the dying words under "Attributed", since they were presumably spoken — a biography of Baum would probably provide an adequate citation if one is needed, but I don't have immediate access to one.)

Anyway, over to you lot. —Josiah Rowe 21:18, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Derivative works
Books:The Lost King of Oz, The Gnome King of Oz , The Giant Horse of Oz , Jack Pumkinhead of Oz , Handy Mandy in Oz , The Wishing Horse of Oz , The Wonder City of Oz

The derivative works mentioned above are not by L. Frank Baum, and are not relevant to an article about the person. ~ Ningauble (talk) 15:46, 7 June 2014 (UTC)

Oz to Tin Man

 * And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others

This was basically made the core message of "Steam Works of Oz" and credited to Baum but I can't seem to locate it in the books. Anyone able to fine the book/page perhaps on Google Books?

I checked ch 15 and ch 16 when he gets the heart but can't see it there.

This might exclusively appear when Frank Morgan portrayed Oz in the 1939 movie adaptation? Did Baum even write it at all?

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I generally hang out on the English Wikipedia: w:user:Rholton.

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Popeye (film)

Popeye is a 1980 live action film based on the comic strip and cartoon character Popeye the Sailor.
 * Directed by Robert Altman. Written by Jules Feiffer, based on the comic strip created by E.C. Segar. Starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall.

The sailor man with the spinach can! Taglines

Popeye

 * [to a photo of his Pappy] Poppa. Pretty soon, you and me are going to be together again, huh? Yeah. Thirty years ain't that long. Besides, next Wednesday's our annual-versity. Yeah? Yeah. Stay alive. That's all I'm axskin' you. Good night, Poppa.
 * Eau de toilette, yeh, eau de toilette.
 * Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm axsking you for an apologeky.
 * I know you ain't down there. Truth is you ain't here. Now, where ain't you? Where ain't me Swee'Pea?
 * If I was gonna be Swee'Pea's mother, I should've at least let Olive be his father. Or viska versa. I ain't man enough to be no mother.
 * Bluto, even though you're larger than me, you can't wins, 'cause you bad, and the good always wins over the bad.
 * Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? Oh, I ain't no doctors, but I knows when I'm losing me patiensk. What am I? Some kind of judge or lawyers? Maybe not, but I knows what law suitks me. [to the prostitute] Careful there, don't ruffle me feathers. What am I? I ain't no physcikisk, but I knows what matters. What am I? I'm Popeye the Sailor.
 * [singing] And I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam / And I gotta lotta muscle and I only gots one eye / And I never hurts nobody and I'll never tell a lie / Top to me bottom and bottom to me top / That's the way it is 'til the day that I drop, what am I / I yam what I yam
 * [to the Oyls when they enter the gambling den] Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who'd bring me infant to this den of immoraliky? Don't touch nothin'. You might get a venerable disease.
 * [cartoon version] Hey, what's this? One of Bluto's tricks? I'm in the wrong movie.
 * [when Bluto sinks him during a fight] Goodnight, Irene!
 * [to Bluto, after beating him up for mistaking SweePea is his and Olive's] Don't thinks I blames ya, cause I don't. Nope.

Poopdeck Pappy/The Commodore

 * Eat your spinach, you no good infink. Eat it. Eat it! Eat it!
 * [about children] Bless their little hears, if they was made out of gold, I'd like to sell 'em on the open market. I could make me a fortune. Kids! Eh, they don't what they're doing. Kids, dadblast 'em! They're gonna lead you to ruin. That's what they're gonna do, lead you to ruin. They cry at you when they're young, they yell at you when they're older, they borrows from you when they's middle-aged and they leave you alone to die. Without even paying you back. Children, phooey. You give them everything they want, and what do you get back in return? You get nothing! Why they're just smaller versions of us you know, but I'm not so crazy about me in the first place, so why would I want one of them. I'm asking ya. Children. Ah, children. Little children. You'll pour your heart to them, you give them everything they want. Give them candy and a lot of toys, and what do you get in return? You get a lot of noise: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, my poppa's a mean old man! I'm through with children, I'm through with kids. They ain't nothing I'm never gonna do about it.
 * Don't talk to me about the future. I hates the future, and I hates the past, and I hates the present. Especially you.
 * I've never seen like this before in me life, talking to your poor old father like that, you disobedient brat. You're spoiled. That's what you're are, spoiled.
 * I hates sentiment. I am disgustipated.
 * It is an octopussy!
 * [repeated line] Haul ass! haul ass!

Bluto

 * It's 9:00!! Curfew! LIGHTS OUT!!!
 * [arriving at the Oyl's party, picking up Mrs. Oyl] Mother!
 * [picking flower petals] She'll MARRY me!! She won't! She will!!
 * Okay, shorty, the Oyls are gonna be double taxed! Triple taxed! Quadruple taxed! Surtaxed! Exercised taxed! OVERtaxed! And, THUMB TAXED!!
 * OOOOOOOOOLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 * [singing] I'm so mean, I had a dream of beatin' myself up. Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke and woke up. Argh! I'm mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you'll know what I mean! I'm mean! Meaner than, I sure am mean! Yeah, mean. I'm meaner than that. You know what I mean. I'm so damn mean! I'm mean!
 * FOR THE LAST TIME, WHERE'S OLIVE?!

George Geezil

 * POOEY on carrots!!
 * Wimpy, he is flies in my soup, he should be killed to death!
 * HOOP-LA!! HOOP-LA!!

J. Wellington Wimpy

 * [singing] I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
 * Burgers can't be choosers.
 * Excellent idea, fish. Might I suggest, before matrimony, fish. Fish before matrimony.

Others

 * Nana Oyl: [about Castor] Get him out of that ring. Don't touch his feet. He's gotta dance with those feet.
 * Cole Oyl: [repeated line] You owe me an apology.
 * The Taxman: One sunflower, embarrasing the Taxman tax.
 * Sign at Roughhouse's Cafe: Positively NO Credit! Especially You, Wimpy!
 * Ham Gravy: [at Olive's engaement party] This is a real sad occasion. A very sad day.
 * Nana Oyl: I don't know...Captain Bluto has the patience of Jobe! Or is it Job? Well, he certainly has a nice job. Jobe.

Dialogue

 * Bluto: You don't like spinach?
 * Popeye: I hates it.

 * George W. Geezil: What is that glop you're eating?
 * J. Wellington Wimpy: It's a soup burger. These are difficult times. Burgers can't be choosers.

 * Poopdeck Pappy: Eat that spinach. Eat that spinach, you brat.
 * Popeye: I don't want to eat that spinach. I don't want to eat that spinach. Waaaaah. Waaaaah.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: You disobedient brat. You was disobedient when you was two, and you're still disobedient now. You wouldn't eat your spinach. Spinach what kept our family strong for thousands of years. And what does me only oxspring do with it?
 * Popeye and Poopdeck Pappy: [in unison] He spits it up!! 'Spit-too!!'

 * Poopdeck Pappy: His mother ups and dies, and he wouldn't eat his spinach.
 * Popeye: She choked on it, pop.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: His poppa out of work, and he wouldn't eat his spinach.
 * Popeye: It wasn't my fault.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: The whole country in a depressigan. Ooh, and he wouldn't eat his spinach.
 * Popeye: That was Coolidge, Poppa.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: His poppa going hungry. Going off to steal. Stealing what?
 * Popeye and Poopdeck Pappy: [in unison] Spinach!
 * [Popeye throws the spinach behind Pappy's back.]
 * Poopdeck Pappy: So his ungrate son could grow up big and strong. You know I've done? You know what I've done when the G-Man catched me and thrung me in jail?
 * Popeye: No.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Hmm? I laughed.
 * Popeye: Yeah. You laughed?
 * Poopdeck Pappy: I laughed a whole year. [laughs]

 * Popeye: Oh, Pap... father. It's me, it's me, your oxspring son.
 * Poppdeck Pappy: Stand to, you swab!
 * Popeye: Yes, sir.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Your casking shadows on Poopdeck Pappy. Pride to the Pacifiric. And father to the shark. Brother to the piranhaca. Cousin to the whale. And uncle to the octopussy.
 * Popeye: But pap, I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.
 * Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?
 * Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, pap.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe! Ooh, I am poppa to no male. Nor no female child. That no court could prove otherwise.

 * Popeye: Ya got a room for renk?
 * Nana Oyl: What for what?
 * Popeye: Renk, renk. Your sign says ya got a room for renk.
 * Nana Oyl: Oh, my stars and gardens! My mind was a million miles away. Come in before you catch your death of mud.
 * Popeye: Mud? [reads a name on a mailbox] Oyls. That explains it. She's down a quart.

 * Nana Oyl: Olive, will you show Mister... Mister...
 * Popeye: Oh, Popeye, ma'am.
 * Nana Oyl: Mr. Eye the spare room?
 * Popeye: Just Popeye, ma'am.

 * Popeye: I oughta bust you right in the mush.
 * Olive Oyl: Yeah, what is this?
 * J. Wellington Wimpy: A hundred and twenty samoleans.
 * Olive Oyl: You won a hundred and twenty samoleans?
 * J. Wellington Wimpy: You know how many hamburgers that is?

 * Popeye: They've got me Olive Oyl and Swee'Pea.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Olive Oyl? Swee'Pea? What are you doing? Making a salad? I want me treasure, do you here me? I want me treasure!

 * [about Poopdeck Pappy]
 * Olive Oyl: You father is a rat, a crook, and a kidnapper! And he's on the Commodore's right now with Bluto and Swee'Pea. That's what I can't tell you.
 * Popeye: No, he ain't, and my father ain't no kidnapper.
 * Olive Oyl: He is too. He's a rat, a crook, a kidnapper, and a bad father and more!
 * Popeye: More?
 * Olive Oyl: Yeah.
 * J. Wellington Wimpy: Well, it appears that you father is the Commodore.
 * Popeye: He ain't no Commodore. A hoity-toity Commodore. He would never be that.
 * Olive Oyl: A rat, a crook, a kidnapper, and a Commodore.
 * Popeye: I don't listen to the advice of some dizzy gaming broad. [to Wimpy] Now, they ain't there, and I'm gonna prove it to you. Where ain't they?
 * J. Wellington Wimpy: They ain't on the commodore's boat.
 * Popeye: That's where they ain't? Well if that's where they ain't, I'll prove to you that that's where they ain't.

 * Chorus: [singing] He's Popeye the Sailor Man. He's Popeye the Sailor Man. He's strong to the finich cause cause he eats his spinach, he's Popeye the Sailor Man.
 * Popeye: [singing] I'm one tough gazookas that hates all palookas that ain't on the up and square. I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always outroughs 'em and none of 'em gets nowhere. If anyone guesses to risk his fisk, it's buff and it's wham, understands? So keep good behavior, it's your one lifesaver, with Popeye the Sailor Man.

 * [Olive accidentally bumps into Popeye on the street and he started to swing his fists.]
 * Olive Oyl: You scared the wits out of me.
 * Popeye: [under his breath] Almost knocked 'em outta you too.

 * The Taxman: You just docked.
 * Popeye: I has.
 * The Taxman: Ah ha, let's see here, that'll be 25 cents docking tax.
 * Popeye: What for?
 * The Taxman: Where's your sea craft?
 * Popeye: It ain't no sea craft, it's me dinghy and it's under the wharf.
 * The Taxman: Ah ha. aah-ha. This your goods?
 * Popeye: They is.
 * The Taxman: Yeah. You're new in town right?
 * Popeye: If you call this a town, yes.
 * The Taxman: Well, first of all, there's 17 cents new in town tax, and there's 45 cents rowboat-under-the-wharf tax, and one dollar leaving-your-junk-lying-around-the-wharf tax, so all together, you owe the Commodore $1.87.
 * Popeye: Uh, who's this Commodore?
 * The Taxman: Is the nature of question? There's a nickel question tax.

 * Popeye: How come carrots is a dollar?
 * George W. Geezil: $1.50. You buy what I don't feel like selling will cost you $2.00.
 * Popeye: All right, there you are. [takes the carrots and tosses Geezil a nickel]
 * George W. Geezil: Ah ah. Nope, deadbeat, this is a nickel.
 * Popeye: I pays what I feels like payin'! Heh heh heh.
 * The Taxman: You're not up to no good, are you? Because if you are, there's a 50 cent up-to-no-good tax.

 * Popdeck Pappy: Cut me down from this yardarm. He's gettin' away with that rotten little insect on a stool pigeon.
 * Popeye: Cut ya down?
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Cut me down. Cut me down.
 * Popeye: [grabbing a knife] Cut ya down, cut ya down.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Cut me down.
 * [Popeye does that. Pappy lands flat on his face and breaking the chair, chirping birds are heard.]
 * Popeye: I, uh, cut you down.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Ugh, you idiot!!
 * Popeye: You said cut you down.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: I didn't say cut me down, I said get me down, get me down! And don't you ever pick up another knife, if you do, I'll make you eat it. You'll be known as The Sword Swallowin' Sailor!
 * [Thumps Popeye in the chest with his forearm.]
 * Popeye: That's me pap. That's me pap, I know he is.

 * Popeye: What are you doing, Pappy?! You can't fire that thing. There's women and infinks on that boat!!
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Would you stop worrying? All I'm gonna do is fire a warning shot right across the bow. Don't you thinks I knows what I'm doing?!

 * Bluto: Commodore.
 * Poopdeck Pappy: Don't keep calling me commodore inside this here harbor. I got millions 'o enemies. And you is 10 or 12 of them.

 * Popeye: What are you doing, there? No childs 'o mine will be exploiticated for ill-gotten gains. [to Swee'Pea] Yeah, that's true. You're gonna be president one day.
 * Olive Oyl: It is not ill-gotten, it's good-gotten gains. These races will clothe us, and feed us, and save us.
 * Popeye: Wrong is wrong, even when it helps ya.
 * J. Wellington Wimpy: The horses are at the gates.
 * Olive Oyl: I think family is more important than dumb morality, hmm?.

 * Bluto: Okay, Shorty, from now on the whole world is gonna be double taxed! Triple taxed! Quadruple taxed! Surtaxed! EXERCISE taxed! OVER taxed! And, THUMB taxed!

 * Olive Oyl: Goochy goo.
 * Popeye: None of that talk around me son. Me son is gonna be a man infink, not a baby infink. [to Swee'Pea] Come to poppa, me little Swee'Pea. You're me little Swee'Pea.
 * Olive Oyl: Swee'Pea? You're bats.
 * Popeye: I found him in Sweethaven, that's why he is me Swee'Pea. I am calling him Swee'Pea and that is his name. [to Swee'Pea] Ain't that the truth?
 * Olive Oyl: Swee'Pea is the worst name I've ever heard on a baby.
 * Popeye: Well what do you wants me to call him? Baby Oyl?

 * Popeye: So, you're just a landlubber, ain't you?
 * Olive Oyl: Oh yeah? Well, I'm a woman.
 * Popeye: Oh yeah? Well, I am a mother.

Taglines

 * The sailor man with the spinach can!
 * Blow me down! It's comink for Christmas!
 * Haves a happy holiday wit me an' Olive!

Main cast

 * Robin Williams - Popeye the Sailor
 * Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl
 * Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy
 * Paul L. Smith - Bluto
 * Paul Dooley - J. Wellington Wimpy
 * Richard Libertini - George W. Geezil
 * Linda Hunt - Mrs. Oxheart
 * Donald Moffat - The Taxman
 * MacIntyre Dixon - Cole Oyl
 * Roberta Maxwell - Nana Oyl
 * Donovan Scott - Castor Oyl
 * Bill Irwin - Ham Gravy

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Nile Kinnick

Nile Clarke Kinnick Jr. (July 9, 1918 – June 2, 1943) was a student and a college football player at the University of Iowa. He won the 1939 Heisman Trophy and was a consensus All-American. He died during a training flight while serving as a United States Navy aviator in World War II. Kinnick was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1951, and the University of Iowa renamed its football stadium Kinnick Stadium in his honor in 1972.

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 * To be a tough, rugged boy is every lad’s ambition. But to be a gentleman, to be kindly, charitable, thoughtful as well as tough and rugged is much more to be desired.  And he who can be both is much the better man and usually much tougher in the long run.
 * Letter to his younger brother George (July 18, 1938)

 * Do not quibble or quarrel over trivialities but stand firm as the rock of Gibraltar on matters of principle. That is, do not argue vociferously over a referee’s decision or a difference in the size of dessert but stand solid and unflinching when it is a question of absolute honesty, truthfulness, kindliness, compassion, (or) thoughtfulness.
 * Letter to his younger brother George (July 18, 1938)

 * For three years, nay for fifteen years, I have been preparing for this last year of football...I anticipate becoming the roughest, toughest all-around back yet to hit this conference.
 * Letter to his parents before his senior season (January 9, 1939)

 * Religions, convictions, philosophies may differ – widely and bitterly; but never, in my belief, should such differences be allowed to assume the personal aspect. Disassociation from people for such reasons is inexcusable; it is representative of bigotry and intolerance.
 * Letter to his parents (January 9, 1939)

 * This idea of working just to make money or setting up in business just as a means to a livelihood is all wrong...It seems to me absolutely necessary, and in reality a joy, that a young man starting out in the world should be imbued with a desire to benefit mankind and society by his work and service - whether that be in the field of business, law, or something else.
 * Letter to his parents (January 13, 1939)

 * Nile Kinnck was born in 1902. Kinnick played basketball and football it high school. He moved on to play for the iowa hawkeyes and is still the only one from Iowa to win the Heisman. While playing for Iowa he broke many records he also dropped kicked for the team. It is my belief that the essential thing to be gained from a college education is to learn to think, to think for yourself; to develop an active, alert, inquiring mind...In reality you have to educate yourself. College only presents the opportunity.
 * ''Letter to his parents (January 16, 1939)

 * Too much time is spent getting ready to live and making a living and not enough in living dynamically and enjoyably right now. The most important thing – and I am sure I am right – is to maintain an active, alert interest in everything going on about you.
 * ''Letter to his parents (January 16, 1939)

 * When the members of any nation have come to regard their country as nothing more than the plot of ground on which they reside, and their government as a mere organization for providing police or contracting treaties; when they have ceased to entertain any warmer feelings for one another than those which interest or personal friendship or a mere general philanthropy may produce, the moral dissolution of that nation is at hand.
 * Campaign speech for 1940 presidential candidate Wendell Willkie (September 27, 1940)

 * We either must jump in this mess strongly regardless of the risk or refuse to take our rightful place in the world. More than at any time since the Napoleonic period Western Civilization and Christianity are at stake.  That puts it strongly but is no exaggeration just the same.  Lincoln was a moral and upright man.  He was a pacifist at heart.  But when there was no other alternative he did not equivocate nor cravenly talk of peace when there was no peace.  He grabbed the bull by the horns; realizing that the nation could not endure half slave and half free, he threw down the gauntlet and eradicated the evil.  We are faced with the same thing and the longer we wait the worse it becomes.
 * Letter to his parents regarding World War II (April 25, 1941)

 * We are not people apart; there is no reason in the world why we shouldn't fight for the preservation of a chance to live freely; no reason why we shouldn't suffer to uphold that which we want to endure than it is anyone else. And it is a matter of self-preservation right this very minute...May God give me courage to do my duty and not falter.
 * Letter to his parents regarding World War II (April 25, 1941)

 * It is very sobering to realize just what the future holds for a boy of my age. On the other hand it is a practical challenge to a man’s courage and personal integrity.  A man who talks but is afraid to act, who sacrifices principle to expediency whenever real danger threatens is not worthy to keep and enjoy what he has.  He is not worthy of his background and heritage who kowtows to tyranny in order to cling to his temporary safety and comfort...I trust I will have the courage to act as I speak come what may.  I will not be easy – but should, therefore, can be done.
 * Letter to his grandmother (April 29, 1941)

 * I am fully aware that this country is on the brink of a shooting war in two oceans, and that I might, in a very short while, find myself in the thick of very serious combat work. But what should be done, can be done, and the best way is always through and not around.  Every man whom I have admired in history has willingly and courageously served in his country's armed forces in times of danger.  It is not only a duty, but an honor, to follow their example as best I know how.  May God give me the courage and ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
 * Journal entry upon entering the armed services (December 3, 1941)

 * I share with you an innate desire to be of public service to this country. It is the lot of our generation to serve as military men first, and then, with an idealism undaunted to enlist with as much zeal to form a lasting peace.  All will come right, our cause is just and righteous.  This country will not lose.
 * Letter to friend Loren Hickerson (December 13, 1941)

 * Some day I would like to meet you as a fellow senator or representative in Washington, D.C. Whether that will ever be my lot none can now say.  But for those who have the rightful desire and expectation, a way is usually opened.  Let us hope that you and I, and many, many others like us, will be enabled someday, somewhere, somehow to contribute in some small way to the peace and progress of this world.  There is nothing wrong with dreams provided foundations are put under them.
 * Letter to friend Loren Hickerson (December 13, 1941)

 * It will be a long and bitter road to victory, but victory there will be, and with it the U.S. will have gained the world prestige she long ago should have earned.
 * Letter to friend Loren Hickerson (December 13, 1941)

 * Rightly or wrongly, football is very definitely tied up with the status of a university. The majority of people who go to college...they don’t get that wider horizon or that better mental equilibrium.  But they do get the opportunity.  I think the same thing is true about football.  While possibly the majority of boys don’t get those subjective values that I mentioned, certainly the opportunity is there, and I think the values they do get are perhaps more intensely brought out than they are in an educational system itself.  As far as any activities I have been connected with are concerned, football has given me the opportunity to round out my philosophy and to change my thinking process more than any other activity with which I have been connected.
 * Audio interview (1942)

 * The changing seasons of the Midwest – the intense heat in summer, bitter cold in winter, and unsurpassable beauty and invigorating weather of fall and spring – is what makes it an interesting place to live. Only robust and virile people can live in such a climate and enjoy it.
 * Journal entry (January 6, 1942)

 * (Sports) provides a wonderful opportunity for initiating acquaintance. Regardless of the degree of our civilization, people still thrill to physical combat and admire the man who excels.  He who is of proven merit in the field of major sports has shown to all that he is possessed of strength, vigor, stamina, and courage.  The great majority of people want to know such a man...How well I have taken advantage of the football reputation it was my good fortune to gain is for others to judge, but I personally am very thankful for the whole experience and the fun and friends it has brought me.
 * Journal entry (February 22, 1942)

 * Oh, for the farm where a man is truly independent, and where he deals with fundamentals, where the changing seasons brings changed work, and a man is out of doors all the time. It is on the farm that a man can devote his life to his investment and see the improvement and growth from year to year...I enjoy thinking of such things and there is no doubt that I am a midwesterner through and through.
 * Letter to his father (June 29, 1942)

 * The inequities in human relationships are many, but the lot of the Negro is one of the worst. Here in the south this fact is tragically evident.  The poor colored people are kicked from pillar to post, condemned, cussed, ridiculed, accorded no respect, permitted no sense of human dignity.  What can be done I don't know.  Nearly everyone, particularly the southerners, seem to think the only problem involved is seeing to it that they keep their place, whatever that may be.  We supposedly are fighting this war to obliterate the malignant idea of racial supremacy and master-slave relationships.  When this war is over the colored problem is apt to be more difficult than ever.  May wisdom, justice, brotherly love guide our steps to the right solution.
 * Journal entry (March 12, 1942)

 * The task which lies ahead is adventure as well as duty, and I am anxious to get at it. I feel better in mind and body than I have for ten years and am quite certain I can meet the foe confident and unafraid...Truly, we have shared to the full life, love, and laughter. Comforted in the knowledge that your thought and prayer go with us every minute, and sure that your faith and courage will never falter, no matter the outcome, I bid you au revoir.
 * Letter to his parents (April 24, 1943)

Quotes About Nile Kinnick

 * Kinnick is one of the finest all-around backs I've seen in a long time. You find a player like him once in a generation. Usually when you find a great football player, he is great because he has one exceptional talent. Kinnick is exceptional at everything.
 * ''Wisconsin coach Harry Stuhldreher (October 28, 1939)

 * Nile was an outstanding man in every respect. His calm and determined manner, his quick grin, his sound common sense, and his outstanding all-around abilities made him a wonderful asset to the squadron and a man that we were proud to call our friend. His loss was a terrible blow to all of us and a serious loss to the country he so ably served.
 * Naval Lt. Commander Paul Buie, memo to Kinnick's parents disclosing Kinnick's death (June 6, 1943)

 * The ways of the Lord must be many and some of them seem hard to understand. Perhaps He refuses to allow His special clay to engage in our bloody little game...Perhaps he was jerked in the first quarter because war just wasn't his field.
 * John Evans, a law school classmate of Kinnick's, upon Kinnick's death

 * His life until June 2 was as near perfection as anything I expect to see in my time here. The inspiration of his example has affected and will continue to affect his college generation. The tragedy of his death is that the qualities and abilities which he possessed will be so much needed in the years after the war.
 * Virgil Hancher, president of the University of Iowa, upon Kinnick's death

 * Nile Kinnick will be remembered as long as there is an Iowa...He aspired to our profession and began the study of law...Then, just as he was well started, came his country's call to service...I have no doubt Kinnick would have written his name high in the law. There is no calculating what he might have done in and for the profession, or therefore, what it and the nation have lost by his sacrifice...He might have been the great scholar and teacher, the pre-eminent advocate, the judicial statesman. But all this he gave that these institutions...might survive and have being for generations to come.
 * Supreme Court Justice Wiley Rutledge, upon Kinnick's death

 * Nile Kinnick was the greatest football player I have ever coached and one of the greatest and most courageous I have ever seen...they named me Coach of the Year in 1939, but there is no doubt that the glory belonged to Iowa and Kinnick.
 * Hall of Fame coach Eddie Anderson, in 1974

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Talk:Brian Clevinger

I think I've cleaned this up as much as I can, and since the person who put it in the cleanup section will be unavailable for a while, I'll just move it myself and wait for someone else to tell me what else I need to fix.

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Talk:Mohamed ElBaradei

Pardon me, but this is a complete suck up to one man who just removed the chief inspector from Iran. This man was a complete failure in North Korea as was Hans Blix. Why is there no opposing information on this guy except for warm condolences as if he's a direct messenger from God?

Does Wiki give real information? Or does it allow individuals to push their agendas? Why all the BOLDING? As if this guy has some key to peace? The only external comments are those shamelessly pushing him without merit. Yet there is no mention of failures on his part of of IAEA to stop any regime, such as North Korea from progressing with nuclear bombs.

In fact he as acted as an impediment to accurate information gathering on the part of Iran and should be seen as openly supporting Iran, instead of the international agency he represents.

This page in all sincerity is a sham. You should report He recently removed a Key Chief Inspector from Iran - simply because the Iranians demanded it.

Remember - a nobel prize was given to Arafat - a cold blooded murderer, extortionist, oppressor, stealing from his own people, millions of dollars whereby his wife lives in the seat of luxory today while millions waste. I bring this up to show that awards only take you so far and that actions speak louder than any words or awards from smugs elites trying to prove a point.

I have less and less hope for Wiki as any form of balanced information. And its becoming clear I should stop looking here for any valid, balanced, honest information.

Michael

 * You seem to be confusing Wikiquote with Wikipedia. Wikiquote is not a debating society on the merits or demerits of notable people or the truth or falsity of what they said or wrote.  Wikiquote is a collection of notable quotations.  If you think that a page of quotations by someone provides an unsatisfactory picture of that individual, you have the solution in your own hands: add other quotations which portray the person differently. In that way, everyone benefits from the greater complexity.  Wikiquote is not a place for edit wars, deleting or disputing content based on the political views of contributors; nor is it a place to determine whether the quotations reflect a balanced view of the world.  Once again, this is simply an archive of quotations.  Some of the things said by notable people include lies, delusions, distortions, propaganda and so on.  Any reader of these quotations must look elsewhere to find out context or decide on what is factual. If readers are not willing to find out more, then they cannot expect that Wikiquote will do it for them.  We are a reference source for quotations, not an arbiter of truth.  As for bolding, this is an option allowed for contributors to emphasize what they consider the more important quotations.  It's an inevitably subjective matter, but it is an option.  - InvisibleSun 23:45, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

 * You (user at IP 24.0.188.206) seem to have strong and definite opinions, and have the opportunity to add genuine quotes of notable people and works that you find significantly interesting, appealing or appalling. A wiki is a medium for expression, and this wiki is not constructed in such a way that any pretensions of entirely "fair and balanced" opinion is demanded from any one individual, though ideally most contributors will be considerate and respectful as possible of many opinions and views other than their own; but it does provide an excellent opportunity for many people to arrive at a consensus accumulation of quotations that are significant. If you think the quotations gathered should be countered by others more hostile and critical of ElBaradei from famous individuals or sources, feel entirely free to add them. ~ Kalki 23:49, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

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Thank you for experimenting with the page Anonymous on Wikiquote. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our quotation compendium. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 02:13, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

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Clerks II

Clerks II is a 2006 film directed by Kevin Smith, and is the sequel to the 1994 film Clerks.

Randal Graves

 * One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck were we studying to be: Batman?
 * So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I thought you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back, the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed you felt the same way about me the same way I feel about you. Then all of the sudden one day you're like, "I'm movin'. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm lookin' at a future that just sucks cause you aren't gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwin' me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude.
 * Man, you must love this fucking guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me." And the fucking insane part is, he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-fucking-Frank can see that she's nuts about him—God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous fucking C.H.U.D. of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you fucking ass.
 * What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look at weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?
 * All right look, there's only one "Return", OK, and it ain't of the King. It's of the Jedi.
 * You're my best friend and I love you, in a totally heterosexual way. Please don't leave me.
 * Who would be friends with me? I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me.

Dante Hicks

 * You never go ass to mouth!
 * What'd you do that for?! You realise he just thinks you're trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don't you?

Jay

 * You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor.  Why not me?  I like seals 'n shit.  Or maybe an astronaut.  Yeah... I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it.  And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once."
 * [from an alternate introduction to the characters] Ooh, I fucking hate sobriety, tubby! Everything's so crisp and loud now, and boring. It's boring, son! It's boring! Well, you could do more to help that, you know. This whole 'not talking' shit's getting old. It didn't matter when I was high, 'cause I'd just imagine you were talking in my head, like The Shining and shit, son. Like The Shining and shit. 'Jay's not here right now, Missus Torrance. Silent Bob's the man who lives inside my mouth'...eww, you fucking faggot, I bet you'd love to live in my mouth." [Silent Bob rolls his eyes] "Well, you had your chance. Back when I was high, you might have had a chance to slip your chubby little cock in me without me noticing, but that shit's NEVER gonna happen now that I'm all dry and shit...like your mom's puss. [pause] That is, unless you got a joint? [Silent Bob shoots him a look of shock and surprise] Ooh! Ooh, Motherfucker! You're SO fucking lucky! See, I was just testing you. You're lucky you passed, or I'd have to get rid of you as my sponsor. And then you'd cry like a little BITCH!
 * That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Elias

 * What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
 * I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.
 * At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!

Becky

 * I'm telling you this only because I'm your friend... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
 * [after walking on the donkey show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... And I can't look away.

Dialogue

 * Elias: I've turned down chicks left and right!
 * Randal: Your chicks are your left and right.

 * Randal: Dude, The Transformers sucked.
 * Elias: Oh, no they didn't. They were more than meets the eye. They could beat the pants off Ranger Danger any day.
 * Randal: Yeah, I'll lose sleep wondering whether you're right about that or not. Thought you weren't allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.
 * Elias: Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines and it's not a slight against God.
 * Randal: Dude, the Transformers were a total slight against God, in as much as God sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay Him back was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.
 * Elias: (pause) Nice shot. Well, see... At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!
 * Randal: No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One. (voice deepens, walks slowly towards Elias)
 * Elias: I really don't wanna hear this, Randal. (reaches for head phones trying to ignore Randal)
 * Randal: The first of the fallen. The spoiler of virgins. The MASTER of abortions!.
 * Elias: You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal! (puts on the head phones)
 * Randal: (grabbing drive-thru microphone and singing) Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma! Grandma!
 * Jay: (shows up in window) Grandma what was it like?! To be on that holiday site!
 * Randal: Late that night--
 * Jay: I awoke from my sleep! Hearing!
 * Jay & Randal: Unknown! Voices! Laughing insane! (Pushing Elias back and forth between Randal and Jay)

 * Elias: Randal. One ring to rule them all.
 * Randal: And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her.
 * Elias: I never wondered that.
 * Randal: Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago.
 * Elias: I could get a chick if I wanted.
 * Randal: [Laughs] Who are you kidding? You can't get a chick, you mook. You're too weird and sad.
 * Elias: I turn down chicks left and right.
 * Randal: Your chicks are your "left" and "right." Yeah, right.
 * Elias: What do you know?
 * Randal: Uh, I know you're a huge fuck' nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds, especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings.
 * Elias: [Laughs quietly] Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal.
 * Randal: Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the Torch of Gondor.
 * Elias: Oh, you're so gross!
 * [A customer approaches Elias at the counter]
 * Hobbit Fan: Hey, man.
 * [Elias changes hats before taking the customer's order]
 * Elias: Welcome to Mooby's. May I take your order?
 * Hobbit Fan: Yeah, um... see... give me one Udderly Delicious Moolkshake, a Skinny Calf, and an order of onion rings. Thanks.
 * [Elias keys in the order]
 * Elias: One ring to rule them all.
 * [Surprised look on the customer's face]
 * Hobbit Fan: One ring to find them.
 * Randal: Oh, Jesus.
 * [Elias pulls out his ring hanging on his necklace]
 * Elias: One ring to bring them all.
 * Hobbit Fan: And in the darkness, bind them.
 * [Customer pulls out his ring from his pocket]
 * Elias: Yes!
 * Hobbit Fan: Dude!
 * [Exchanges high-five with customer]
 * Elias: How many times?
 * Hobbit Fan: Well, um, three for Fellowship, two for Towers, four for Return.
 * Elias: Five for Return.
 * [Randal walks by them]
 * Randal: All right, look... There's only one Return, OK? And it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi.
 * Hobbit Fan: Oh... Star Wars geek.
 * Randal: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your "preciouses".
 * Elias: You'll have to excuse him. He's not down with the trilogy.
 * Randal: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
 * Hobbit fan: You know what? Maybe we should start calling your friend "Padme", because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? Hey - [impersonating a robot] Danger! Danger! My name is Anakin! My shitty acting is ruining saga!
 * Elias: Yeah, you're crazy, Jar Jar!
 * Randal: I'm crazy? Those fucking Hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was was a bunch of people walking. Three movies of people walking through a fucking volcano. Here's the first movie...
 * [Randal jumps off the counter and walks slowly with his mouth open before walking back to the counter]
 * Randal: And here's the second movie...
 * [Randal does the same walk, except that midway, he sidesteps to the left and looks down before walking back to the counter]
 * Hobbit Fan: He is way off. Loser.
 * Randal: You ready for the third movie?
 * [Randal does the same walk, but stops, looks down, pretends to pull a ring from his finger and drops it as two other customers watch him while eating]
 * Customer A: Fucking A.
 * Randal: Even the fucking trees walked in those movies.
 * Hobbit Fan: You know what? I've had enough of you. Your simplistic analysis of the trilogy aside, The Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. And even the Academy recognized them that they gave Peter Jackson the Best Directing Oscar - an award your little friend George "Toy Boy" Lucas has never--and will never--win. Bones.
 * [Exchanges fist salute with Elias]
 * Elias: Oh, sick burn.
 * Randal: Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those Rings movies, he would've ended the third one on a logical closure point. Not the 25 endings that followed.
 * Elias: What's the logical closure point?
 * Hobbit Fan: Yeah, friend. Enlighten us.
 * Randal: When fucking Frodo wakes up from his little coma or whatever and the little Hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed. And Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look.
 * Elias: Not the Rings Randal. Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.
 * Hobbit Fan: I ought to kick your ass back to the shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.
 * Randal: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk, so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would've been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
 * Hobbit Fan: Hey! Faggot! They're not gay! They're Hobbits.
 * Randal: And then right after the Sam/Frodo suck-fest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
 * Hobbit Fan: I swear... Fuck you...!
 * [Hobbit fan suddenly vomits. Randal runs to the manager's office, laughing.]
 * Randal: I made fun of The Lord of the Rings so hard, it made some super geek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?

 * Dante: Well, I don't know about this, Randal. I mean, how do we know this isn't a hoax? Like, were there any pictures on the Web site?
 * Randal: Strangely, no. But if you've seen pics of one chick sucking off a donkey, you've seen them all.
 * Dante: Well, what if you haven't ever seen pics of anything like that?
 * Randal: Well, then you must be as blind as Anne Frank. 'Cause what's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look at weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?
 * [Elias steps out of his mother's vehicle, kisses her on the lips and enters the restaurant]
 * Randal: Holy shit. You know, I've never pieced this together until right now. You're a virgin, aren't you?
 * Elias: You know I have a girlfriend, Randal.
 * Randal: Oh, yeah. What's her name again?
 * Elias: Myra Hodgkiss.
 * Randal: You made her up, didn't you? That name sounds so made-up.
 * Elias: No.
 * Randal: Seriously, Elias, have you and Myra had sex yet?
 * Elias: Well, that's just kind of personal, Randal.
 * Randal: Come on! I tell you about my sex life all the time. I let you smell my fingers after I fucked Taton Weathers' kid sister in the office that one time, didn't I?
 * Elias: You kind of made me smell your fingers.
 * Randal: Maybe you just don't like the pussy. Maybe you're all about the cock.
 * Elias: No, no, I like the pussy.
 * Randal: So come on. Did Myra ever give you a crack at her crack or what?
 * Elias: Well, not that it's any of your business, Randal, but she can't.
 * Randal: Why? Jesus, Elias, come on. You got to start trusting me more. Because once Dante's gone, you're gonna be my new best friend.
 * Elias: No, I'm not.
 * Randal: Who the fuck else am I gonna hang out with? It's gonna be you and me, buddy. So come on. You got to start trusting me more. Open up and tell me shit. Like why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
 * Elias: [Sighs] Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
 * Randal: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
 * Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy. Pillow Pants is her pussy troll. Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young to keep them from having premarital sex?
 * Randal: Sure.
 * Elias: Well, Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so, even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So I got to wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
 * Randal: And Myra told you this?
 * Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
 * Randal: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
 * Elias: We would have already, if it wasn't for Lister Fiend.
 * Randal: Lister Fiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
 * Elias: Women.
 * Randal: I'll be right back.
 * Randal: You are never gonna believe what Elias just told me.
 * Dante: Look who it is, Randal.
 * Lance: Randal Graves. You work here, too? Jesus. Anyone else from our graduating class back there?
 * Randal: Well, well, well... Pickle Fuck.
 * Lance: Man, look at you two fun-ployees. Nothing's changed. You know, I'll bet dollars to donuts, when you two aren't fighting about who shit first, Han or Greedo, you can still muster up enough energy to make fun of other people.
 * Randal: Yeah. So hurry up and order and get out of here, so we can make fun of you.
 * Lance: Oh, I don't know if you're in a position to make fun of anyone anymore, Graves. flipping burgers? Before that, I'd heard it was the Quick Stop for, what, like, ten years?
 * Randal: We can't all be Internet millionaires.
 * Elias: Who's an Internet millionaire?
 * Randal: Elias, this is Lance Dowds. We went to high school together. A few years ago, he built a search engine which compiles the lowest prices of merchandise you can buy online. You might have heard of it... MadDucketts.com.
 * Elias: Didn't that just sell to Amazon for, like, 20 million bucks?
 * Randal: Yeah, but back before he was the Mad Ducketts guy, he was just Pickle fuck. You see, freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called initiations. They'd stuff us into lockers or throw us in the girls' shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants, and shoved a pickle up his ass, and made him walk ten feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the ten-foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it and walk again.
 * Elias: Ew...
 * Randal: Yeah, but don't worry... he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
 * Lance: I'll bet you're the only guy in the world who still remembers that, Graves.
 * Randal: Oh, I bet you still remember it pretty vividly... Pickle fucker.
 * Elias: Do you have any interest in building the ultimate fan site for both The Lord of the Rings and The Transformers? Because I'd moderate it for free.
 * Randal: Ease up, Pillow Pants. The dude's not into your D&D, GoBots bullshit.
 * Lance: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't insult the guy. The GoBots are like the Kmart of Transformers.
 * Elias: Thank you! I keep telling them that.
 * Lance: Here, here's my e-mail address. Drop me a line with some of your ideas.
 * Elias: Cool.
 * Lance: Okay, let's see. What do I want? Uh... how about a Skinny Calf with cheese and a Diet Coke?
 * Randal: I'll get your order. Here you go.
 * Lance: Well, that was fast.
 * Randal: And fresh.
 * Lance: Thanks.
 * Randal: Come again.
 * Jay-Jay: Yo, let's wrap this up so I can get my Cow Tipper on.
 * Lance: You know what? Take mine. Something tells me I'm not gonna like it, am I?
 * Jay-Jay: Wow, thanks, Pickle fucker. Yo, so Pickle fuck gave us free eats!
 * Lance: You know, I don't eat fast food. It's not good for you. But when I heard you guys were actually working here, well, I just had to see it for myself. It's kind of nice having that kind of free time. Just like it's kind of comforting to know that some things never change. Take care, clerks. [Imitates guns] Ooh, sick burn. [Chuckles and leaves]
 * Randal: Fuck this. Let me borrow your car.
 * Dante: You're supposed to be working.
 * Randal: I got to get out of here for a few minutes.
 * Randal: Fuck this. Let me borrow your car.
 * Dante: You're supposed to be working.
 * Randal: I got to get out of here for a few minutes.

 * Elias: [Removing a smoking black basket of fries] I don't think these look right.
 * Randal Graves: Jesus! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
 * Elias: It's not my fault you abandoned your post!
 * Randal Graves: Was it too much to ask that you handle the fries? The machine does all the work! What, does a machine gotta transform into some giant fuckin' robot before you'll take it seriously?

 * [Dante and Randal are arguing about a wheelchair-bound person Randal is trolling online]
 * Dante Hicks: This guy found a way to reach out to a world he feels isolated from, and you found a way to take issue with it.
 * Randal Graves: Oh, sure, take his side.
 * Dante Hicks: Have you become so embittered that you feel the need to attack the handicapped?
 * Randal Graves: What "handicapped"? He's just in a wheelchair. It's not like he's Anne Frank or something.
 * Dante Hicks: [confused] Anne Frank?
 * Randal Graves: Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick who was all [idiot voice] "duhhh!" until the Miracle Worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.
 * Dante Hicks: You're talking about Helen Keller.
 * Randal Graves: No, I'm not. I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb, and blind.
 * Dante Hicks: No, she wasn't! Helen Keller was deaf, dumb, and blind.
 * Randal Graves: Are you sure?
 * Dante Hicks: Yep.
 * Randal Graves: Then who the fuck is Anne Frank?
 * Dante Hicks: Anne Frank was the little Jewish girl who hid from the Nazis in a little room with her family. She wrote a diary.
 * Randal Graves: Oh, yeah. Well then, I guess this guy is like Anne Frank, what with the diary and all.
 * Dante Hicks: [exasperated] No, he's like Helen Keller, with the handicap!
 * Randal Graves: You alway gotta be right, don't you, you Nazi douchebag?

 * Randal: You're in the bestiality business, dude.
 * Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
 * Randal: Intriguing.

 * Randal: I don't mind people snickering at the stupid uniform I've got to wear. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some self-righteous, lucky turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we're a couple of fucking porch monkeys.
 * Dante: Randal! Uh, I'm-I'm sorry.
 * Black female patron: He... He didn't really just say what I think he said.
 * Randal: What? Porch monkeys?
 * Dante: Randal!
 * Becky: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
 * Black female patron: I want my money back right now.
 * Becky: Of course. Um, you know what? Here, take this on us.
 * Black female patron: Oh, no, no, no. I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hate-monger.
 * Black female patron's husband: I will. Baby, you can't taste racism.
 * Randal: What racism? Porch monkeys?!
 * Black female patron: You little mother...
 * Black female patron's husband: Calm down, champ. It ain't worth it.
 * Black female patron: You're lucky my husband doesn't jump across this counter and knock your teeth in.
 * Randal: Why?
 * Black female patron's husband: Yeah, baby, why? I mean, ain't like he called us porch monkeys. [Wife starts slapping him] Hey, hey! Baby, stop hitting on me! See, the judge told you about that. You got to stop putting your hands on people.
 * Becky: Here, take this. This is your money. Please, take the food on us. We're sorry.
 * Black female patron: Oh, uh-uh. I'm gonna write to the paper about this, and all y'all getting fired up in here. Jesus!
 * Black female patron's husband: I'm gonna take the food. Thank you very much. [Wife throws it on ground] Damn! Fuck' porch monkey...
 * Becky: Thanks. Come again.
 * Black female patron's husband: Don't leave me, baby!
 * Becky: Are you out of your fucking mind?!
 * Randal: What?! What's the big deal? Since when is it a crime to say porch monkey?
 * Becky: Oh, since, I don't know, forever?!
 * Randal: Why?
 * Dante: Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!
 * Randal: No, it's not—nigger is.
 * Dante: [Horrified] Randal!
 * Elias: Did Mr. Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
 * Becky: Shut up, Elias!
 * Randal: I didn't just call Dante a nigger, I just said that nigger is a racial slur.
 * Dante: So is porch monkey!
 * Randal: Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog—those are racial slurs. Porch monkey is not.
 * Becky: I'm going to pretend that this conversation didn't happen. Elias, go pick up that fucking mess. [points at Randal] And you are this close to getting shit-canned! Shoot me now! [storms off]
 * Dante: What are you doing? Are you trying to get fired?
 * Randal: Since when did porch monkey become a racial slur?
 * Dante: When ignorant racists started using it 100 years ago!
 * Randal: Oh, bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
 * Dante: Despite the fact that your grandmother used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It would be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
 * Randal: Oh, it is not. Besides, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. She used to tell me to always be nice to the Jewish kids, or they'd put the sheenie curse on me.
 * Dante: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
 * Randal: What?
 * Dante: Sheenie is a racial slur, too!
 * Randal: Oh, it is not!
 * Dante: Yes, it is!
 * Randal: Well, she never called any Jews sheenies, she just said "sheenie curse" a lot. It was cute.
 * Dante: It wasn't cute, it was racist!
 * Randal: I disagree, man. She was just an old-timer. That's the way people talked back then. It didn't mean they were racists. [thinks for a moment] But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife.
 * [Dante is flabbergasted]
 * Randal: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
 * Dante: You think?!
 * Randal: Well, I still don't think that porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people. I think if we really tried, we could take back porch monkey and save it.
 * Dante: [fed up] It can't be saved, Randal. The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race. And even if it could be saved, you couldn't save it because you're not black!
 * Randal: Well, listen to you--telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. You're the racist, man!

 * Dante: Can you feel it?
 * Randal: Feel what?
 * Dante: Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.

Cast

 * Brian O'Halloran - Dante
 * Jeff Anderson - Randal
 * Rosario Dawson - Becky
 * Trevor Fehrman - Elias
 * Jason Mewes - Jay
 * Kevin Smith - Silent Bob
 * Jennifer Schwalbach Smith - Emma
 * Jason Lee - Lance Dowds

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Marla Lukofsky

Marla Lukofsky is a Canadian/American stand-up comedian and actor who is the voice of Good Luck Bear, Playful Heart Monkey in Nelvana's Care Bears franchise as well as many other roles in TV, Movies and Nightclubs.

Quotes

 * Marla Lukofsky: "I am indeed shrinking, but that's okay because I can buy my clothes off the rack in the children's department. It's great. There I am at a wedding wearing this gorgeous gown. A five year old was wearing the same one. Bitch!"
 * That's Funny! by Michael Cader (1996) p. 44.

 * Marla Lukofsky: "My parents were so worried that I might not get married, so I finally got married. There's just one problem; she's black. But she's a doctor, so that's okay."

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Talk:Fruits Basket

I want to add an Ayame section. Please, how would I go about that?

That was a good idea, but I think there should be an anime section. There was a lot of really funy and generally good lines in the anime. Only have lined from the m

Quotes to add

 * Shigure: Tohru's cute, in a sweet sort of way.
 * Hatori: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.

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Joe Lieberman

Joseph Isadore "Joe" Lieberman (February 24, 1942 – March 27, 2024) was an American politician from Connecticut. Lieberman was first elected to the United States Senate in 1988, and was elected to his fourth term on November 7, 2006. In the 2000 U.S. presidential election Lieberman was the Democratic candidate for Vice President, running alongside presidential nominee Al Gore, becoming the first Jewish candidate on a major American political party presidential ticket. Gore and Lieberman won the popular vote in the election, but lost in the Electoral College.

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 * I was in Washington in the summer of 1963, [and] had the opportunity to participate in Dr. Martin Luther King's March on Washington, which culminated at the Lincoln memorial in his soaring 'I Have a Dream' speech. For me, this was America at its best. Hundreds of thousands of us, all religions, races, and nationalities, joined together peacefully but powerfully to petition our government to right the wrong of racial bigotry.
 * Lieberman, In Praise of Public Life, 34, 2000.

 * We must rise above politics and restore independence to the White House, not compromise our economic or environmental or health security for political contributors or extreme ideologues … We must rise above partisan politics and stand up for our values here at home, because family and faith and responsibility matter more than power and partisanship and privilege. … I intend to talk straight to the American people and to show them that I'm a different kind of Democrat … I will not hesitate to tell my friends when I think they're wrong and to tell my opponents when I think they're right.
 * "Lieberman announces presidential bid", CNN (13 January 2003)

 * I have consistently opposed a flag-burning amendment, and voted against its passage. Flag desecration is hateful and worthy of condemnation, and I would support any statory means possible to curtail desecration of the flag. But I believe that the importance of the Bill of Rights -- our nations founding document -- requires us to establish a very high threshold for agreeing to change it. does the amendment address some extreme threat to our country, or redress some outrageous wrong? In this case, abhorrent though flag desecration may be, it simply does not meet that test.
 * Associated Press policy Q&A, "Flag Amendment," Jan 25, 2004.

 * The best thing we did with the Patriot Act was to sunset it. Almost 800 foreign nationals, immigrants, mostly Arab-Americans or people who looked like Arab-Americans, were arrested, put in jail, held without charges, no notification for their families and no right to counsel. That's un-American and I'll fight to end that. If we fight the terrorists who attacked us because of our liberties by compromising our liberties, shame on us.
 * CNN "Rock the Vote", Nov 5, 2003

 * It is time for Democrats who distrust President Bush to acknowledge that he will be commander-in-chief for three more critical years, and that in matters of war we undermine Presidential credibility at our nation's peril.

 * I urge the Bush Administration to rethink its priorities. We can't talk about community values without being prepared to invest in those very same communities.

 * Shame on us if 100 or 200 years from now our grandchildren and great-grandchildren are living on a planet that has been irreparably damaged by global warming, and they ask, 'How could those who came before us, who saw this coming, have let this happen?'

 * I have great respect for Dick Cheney. I don't agree with a lot of things he said in this campaign. He was a very distinguished Secretary of Defense, and I don't have anything negative to say about him.
 * October 5, 2000 vice-presidential debate with Dick Cheney

 * There is also a magic in reading. Books have taken me to places I never thought I would visit, introduced me to people I never thought I would meet, and transported me to times past and futures imagined I never though I would experience.
 * In Roxanne J. Coady and Joy Johannessen (eds.) The Book That Changed My Life (2006), ISBN 1-592-40210-0, p. 104

Quotes about Joe Lieberman

 * If you just look at the majority of American Jews, they are more like Bernie Sanders than Joe Lieberman, in terms of secular versus Orthodox, or non-nationalistic versus nationalistic, or moral versus corrupt. There are all these articles that keep coming, saying that Bernie Sanders isn’t talking about his Judaism enough, or contrasting him with Joe Lieberman as the American Jewish icon, because — because why? Because Lieberman wears a yarmulke? Because he lends his name to extremist movements, like Christians United for Israel? To me that’s not Judaism, and for the press and even the Jewish community to implicitly assume that these extremes are our norms — that is what is self-loathing, that is when we become self-hating.
 * Eli Valley Interview (2017)

 * The last straw for me was Joe Lieberman. For years I've been voting for Democrats on the grounds that at least the party is not run by right-wing lunatics, but if you listen to Lieberman's rhetoric, he's a Christian rightist in Jewish drag...Both Gore and Lieberman are pandering to religious and moral conservatives, again ignoring the secularists and social liberals who are the backbone of the party. Neither of them ever met a civil liberty he liked. I am chilled by their demagogic attacks on popular culture.
 * Ellen Willis article (2000)

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Land of the Dead

Land of the Dead is a 2005 horror film, the fourth in George A. Romero's "Dead Series" which began with Night of the Living Dead, and continued with the sequels Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead. Romero also reprised the Universal logo of the 1930's in recognition of the classic Universal horror films of that earlier period.

Riley

 * [Last Line] Take us North.

Cholo

 * [Cholo notices a Zombie Gardener outside of Dead Reckoning] I know for a fact that if it wasn't for this truck I wouldn't be any different to that poor Mexican bastard out there.

 * There's only three things a man should do when he's alone, be born, die, and we all know the other thing...

 * [Cholo has been bitten and Foxy asks him if he'd rather be shot] Nah, I've always wanted to see how the other half lives.

Kaufman

 * Zombies, man. They creep me out.

 * In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.

 * [shoots Cholo who gets back up and continues toward Kaufman] Nah, you're dead! [sees that Cholo has turned into a zombie] Oh my god, you really are dead.

 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!!!

Charlie

 * Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...

 * [Near End] Sky flowers don't work no more.

Dialogue

 * Motown is trying to hotwire an abandoned car.
 * Pillsbury: Yellow to red!
 * Motown: What the fuck does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a fucking car?
 * Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.
 * Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
 * Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

 * Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
 * Charlie: Catches the light.
 * Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
 * Charlie: Good eye.

 * Kaufman: [Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door] Careful when you open that door.
 * [Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
 * Knipp: Goodbye, Mr. K!
 * Kaufman: Get back here, son of bitch! You've got the fucking keys!

 * [as Kaufman walks out of the elevator with two bags in his hands]
 * Sutherland: What's in the bags?
 * Kaufman: Money.
 * Sutherland: Whose money?
 * [Kaufman reaches for his gun]
 * Kaufman: Watch out, Get down! Quick!
 * [pulls him down and shoots him]
 * Kaufman: Ours.
 * [Riley calls and tells Kaufman that they have got Dead Reckoning and Cholo]
 * Kaufman: It's just – I've done something I wouldn't have done otherwise...

 * Arena Policeman: What the hell is going on here?
 * Riley: Someone shot the little fat man.
 * Arena Policeman: Yes. I can see that.

 * Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some flowers in the graveyard.
 * Charlie: Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in Heaven.
 * Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie; 'cause you still believe in Heaven.

 * Cholo: [a shot is fired] What the hell's that?
 * Brubaker: Oh, that's just target practice.
 * [scene cuts to soldiers]
 * Marksman: Y'see that? right between the eyes!
 * Veteran Soldier: Let me take a shot.
 * (Zombie starts to reach towards therm, but can only reach the veteran.)
 * Veteran Soldier: Stop scratchin' my ass! You're gonna mess up my shot.
 * Marksman: Dude, that ain't me.
 * Veteran Soldier: There's nothing there, man.
 * [he's attacked by Big Daddy and screams]
 * Cholo: Okay, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?

 * Riley: [Slack shoots open the door, startling him] What the fuck are you doing?!
 * Slack: I'm making myself useful!

 * Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
 * Slack: I can take care of myself, okay?
 * Riley: Fine. Charlie, make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.

 * Mike: It's like a bad dream.
 * Charlie: I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.

 * Charlie: What happened, Riley, did you get fucked?
 * Homeless man: Ha-ha! You got fucked!

 * [Driver of "Dead Reckoning" about to shoot Big Daddy's group]
 * Riley: No. They're just looking for a place to go. Same as us.

 * [over the phone]
 * Riley: The fences are still hot. We can't cut the juice from here.
 * Soldier: We've been trying to call the power station. There's no one left over there.
 * Soldier 2: [sees zombies advancing] We got to get the fuck out of here!
 * Soldier: There's no one left here, either. [hangs up and runs]

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 * John Leguizamo: I didn't know what to expect working with George. I mean, I admired him of course; Night of the Living Dead is one of the great movies of all time; outside that it's a horror movie and it started the whole zombie genre; but it's still a great movie and I used to watch it in New York. I saw Chiller Theater, we used to have that in New York, and Creature Feature. I didn't know George was going to be, how he was going to be with real actors. I know he's got the horror thing down and he's got certain rules he has to have how a zombie's got to move slow, because they have rigor mortis; how can they move fast? He doesn't tell them how to move because he doesn't want them all to [look] like CGI armies, so he lets everybody find their inner zombie, which is pretty cool, and he's good with the acting. You know, he really let us loose, but he would also reign us in, you know, he was really watching the acting. I was really impressed with that, so I was making up s*** all over the place. Some of it stuck, some of it will be on the DVD. It will go somewhere. It's never wasted.
 * I've never done a horror movie in my life. This was the first, and it's hard, it's just as hard as doing a comedy. I mean, it's a lot of work to make things real and natural, you know what I mean? That's what's tricky; to make it all believable you work extra hard, and I think the difference between this movie and all of the other horror movies is he's always got a sense of humor about it. I think, I really responded to the script. I thought the characters were really well-defined; I'd never seen them that well-defined in a horror movie before. I mean, my character had a whole character arc, I had, you know, ulterior motives, very Iago in a way, but that really appealed to me. Political commentary, social commentary in it, I thought it was pretty deep- kind of operatic in a way, and that's what I; what appealed to me in the script, so I haven't seen the full product, so I don't know if he succeeded. Hopefully he did.

Well, Greg Nicotero is out of his mind. He's great. I mean, they had, after they went through a lot of zombie bodies they would have them outside of the trailer, and it looked like a mass burial ground of zombies, and I guess to keep themselves in good humor, they made them all anatomically endowed. They were all naked, and they put pubic hair in all of the right places. It was very disheartening when you saw all of that stuff.
 * John Leguizamo

Cast

 * Simon Baker - Riley
 * John Leguizamo - Cholo
 * Dennis Hopper - Kaufman
 * Asia Argento - Slack
 * Robert Joy - Charlie
 * Eugene Clark - Big Daddy
 * Pedro Miguel Arce - Pillsbury
 * Krista Bridges - Motown
 * Joanne Boland	- Pretty Boy
 * Tony Nappo - Foxy
 * Jennifer Baxter - Number 9
 * Boyd Banks - Butcher (Zombie)
 * Max McCabe - Mouse (as Maxwell McCabe-Lokos)
 * Tony Munch - Anchor
 * Shawn Roberts - Mike

Works Quoted
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