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Spitting Image

Spitting Image (1984–1996) is a satirical comedy show using latex puppets of politicians, celebrities, sports stars and the Royal Family to portray events of the previous week.

Margaret Thatcher

 * [Margaret Thatcher is treating her Cabinet to a meal at a restaurant.]
 * Waitress: Would you like to order, sir?
 * Thatcher: Yes. I will have the steak.
 * Waitress: How would you like it?
 * Thatcher: Oh, raw, please.
 * Waitress: And what about the Vegetables?
 * Thatcher: Oh, they'll [The Cabinet] have the same as me!

 * Thatcher: Geoffrey, you're a complete imbecile. We can't have a quick war just to win votes! [Beat] Though, now that you mention it, look into it, will you?

 * Cecil Parkinson: Do we have any other business?
 * Thatcher: I bloody well hope not; we've sold it all off!

 * Thatcher: We have to get rid of Enoch. There is no room for racists in the Conservative Party - we're choc-a-bloc as it is!

Ronald Reagan

 * Reagan: [Having just passionately kissed Margaret Thatcher] Well, so long hunny-bun. What a fine-lookin' woman. Pity I'm only screwing her country!

 * Reagan: [In the White House bedroom, going back to sleep after being awake for 2 minutes] This is a great country, I wonder who runs it?

Dialogue

 * Thatcher: Oh dear. We're never going to win the next election now! We need some way of winning votes!
 * Geoffrey Howe: I suggest a quick war in early '87. That should get some votes.
 * Thatcher: Geoffrey, you're a complete imbecile. We can't have a quick war just to win votes! [Beat] Though, now that you mention it, look into it, will you?
 * Leon Brittan: In the meantime, sir, how about the anniversary of a war?
 * Nigel Lawson: Yes! How about the twenty-fifth anniversary...
 * Douglas Hurd: Or Silver Jubilee.
 * Lawson:...or Silver Jubilee, of 1962!
 * Thatcher: But there wasn't a war in 1962, you doughball! [To man with his hand up] And you are...?
 * Kenneth Williams: Williams, Prime Minister, from the department of Kenneths. They sent me to replace Kenneth Clarke.
 * Thatcher: And what's your idea?
 * Williams: Gentlemen, it's obvious! The fiftieth anniversary of [speeds up] Hitler first thinking about invading Poland, thus leading to the start of World War II! [slows down again] Today.
 * Thatcher: You're fired! Get out of my sight!
 * Williams: Oh, Bitch! [Leaves]
 * Michael Heseltine: This is an outrage! I'm leaving again! [Also leaves]
 * Thatcher: Right, I have it: The Sixtieth Anniversary of roughly halfway between both World Wars which we both won today. So Vote Conservative.
 * Cabinet: Oh, brilliant! Marvelous! etc.

 * David Steel: David?
 * David Owen: [Putting on lipstick] Yes, David?
 * Steel: Um, people are becoming worried.
 * Owen: [Donning a wig] About what?
 * Steel: Worried that your becoming, um, a closet Conservative.
 * Owen: A closet Conservative? [Now with Thatcher's voice] That's ridiculous.
 * Steel: Yes, that's what I thought. So you're still committed to the Alliance?
 * Owen: [Still with Thatcher's voice] I care passionately about the Alliance, David. I certainly don't intend to do a U-turn on that one.
 * Steel: Oh. Great. Um, glad we had this chat. [Leaves]
 * Owen: You wet wimp!
 * Brittan: Oh, good evening, Prime Minister. You look lovely today!

 * Unnamed characters: [chanting] Immigrants out! Immigrants out!
 * Bill Clinton: Immigrants out? So you want me to send all white Americans back to Europe on the Mayflower?
 * [beat]
 * Unnamed characters: Yeah! [chanting] Send us back! Send us back!
 * Clinton: [face in palm] Who are these people...?

 * [A parody of BSkyB's early '90s Stalin commercial, set to the the footage of archive Nuremberg rally footage]
 * Adolf Hitler: [voiced with Yorkshire accent] 'Ey up, missis! I'm another one of those tasteful adverts for satellite dishes! 'Oo wants a free subscription, then?
 * Nazi officer: I do!
 * Crowd: [chanting] Me too! Me too! Me too! Me too!
 * SA: I'll 'ave one!
 * Nazi officer: Save one for me, Adolf!
 * Hitler: You bunch of Panzers!
 * [cut to band footage as a drum ensemble sounds out Hitler's joke]
 * Hitler: So get Sky! It'll be Reich up your street! Ooh, they've got that Pol Pot on next week! He'll sell a few more!

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User talk:Jsinth

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User talk:Docmin

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User talk:D' Funky Padre

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User talk:Maqsarian

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User talk:Roberta F.

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User talk:DevonaDevota

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User talk:2K~enwikiquote

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User talk:Rigveda~enwikiquote

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User talk:Berflash~enwikiquote

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User talk:Ben Chase

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User talk:63x927is58401~enwikiquote

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User talk:Oblivionmaster21

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/David L. Abbott

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The result was: delete. — Jeffq 12:05, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

David L. Abbott
While there is an actual person by this name (a martial artist), the list of quotes are highly suspect. ~ UDScott 11:41, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (7 deletes; no dissent). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 12:05, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, unless valid quotes are provided and the page cleaned up. ~ UDScott 11:41, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 16:31, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. The quotes, especially the "his is fun i wonder if people will be angry with me?" one, seem like the sort of thing that a new user and/or with no regard to the purpose of Wikiquote, would put on a page. —LrdChaos 16:41, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 20:36, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 00:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 01:33, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete unless sourced quotes are added. (I reverted an anonymous editor's removal of the existing quotes so that the questionable nature of the article is apparent.) ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:39, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Be and Do

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The result was: delete both. — Jeffq 12:08, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Be and Do
Identical pages that contain nothing worth keeping; neither of these pages can really be expanded to include anything more than the same 'joke' present on both of them. —LrdChaos 13:29, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete both (7 deletes; no dissent). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 12:08, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:29, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:51, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. -- Robert 16:31, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 20:38, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 00:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 01:33, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. I can't recall where from at the moment, but I'm fairly sure these three consecutive quotes are a single joke from some routine or comedy. If it can be sourced, it belongs wherever it may be properly attributed. It certainly doesn't make for a reasonable theme article, let alone two. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:09, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Comment: It appears the "fortunes2" database on my Linux machine, as two variants. The closest just starts off with Shakespeare's "To be or not to be", and the other includes a couple of others, ending with "Yabba dabba do" from The Flintstones. For neither one is any sort of source listed. —LrdChaos 05:14, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Ana ivanovic

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The result was: delete. — Jeffq 12:09, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Ana ivanovic
No quotes, just some POV bio information. —LrdChaos 18:02, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (5 deletes; no dissent; no quotes added). ~ Jeff Q (talk) 12:09, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 18:02, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 20:39, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 00:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 01:33, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete unless reasonable (preferably sourced) quotes are added. If we keep, her Wikipedia article suggests a move to Ana Ivanović. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:41, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Talk:Spitting Image

I know that Wikiquote prefers that TV quotes be divided into episodes, but that's rather difficult and impractical for sketch shows like Spitting Image. Is the Quote-by-character system alright? (Sections for Songs and Dialogue can be added later.)

I assume no ulterior reason existed at all for the sundry misspelling of people's names ('Hesletine', 'Hird', 'Britain' etc. ?) Certainly in the absence of any objection I'll correct them myself.

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Category:People by year

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Category:People by year
I've nominated the four (empty) subcategories of this category for deletion; it contains no articles of its own. Until such time as a consistent policy for categorizing people pages in this manner, this category is largely unnecessary. —LrdChaos 13:43, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (5 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:43, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:48, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 23:20, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Though I do think categorizing people by year would be a good idea. Koweja 03:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Comment: The people-by-year category structure was created by our esteemed colleague MosheZadka, who has since retired from the field (hopefully not permanently). The idea is good, but we don't seem to have anyone willing to implement it by going through our thousands of people articles and categorizing them. I am generally against creating category structures unless we have the community interest in using them. Do we have anyone who wants to step up to this plate? If so, I would still recommend sticking with births and deaths by decade, as we have implemented with films, until we have an article count that justifies individual years. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 05:49, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Category:1998 deaths

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Category:1998 deaths
I removed the one or two articles in this category because we don't have any sort of consistent or well-used plan for this. While it might be useful to, down the line, include some sort of categorization by year of birth/death, it should perhaps follow the standard for pre-2000 films, which are grouped by decade instead of by individual year. —LrdChaos 13:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (5 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:48, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 23:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 03:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Category:1960 births

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Category:1960 births
I removed the one or two articles in this category because we don't have any sort of consistent or well-used plan for this. While it might be useful to, down the line, include some sort of categorization by year of birth/death, it should perhaps follow the standard for pre-2000 films, which are grouped by decade instead of by individual year. —LrdChaos 13:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (5 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:48, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 23:18, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Category:1920 births

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Category:1920 births
I removed the one or two articles in this category because we don't have any sort of consistent or well-used plan for this. While it might be useful to, down the line, include some sort of categorization by year of birth/death, it should perhaps follow the standard for pre-2000 films, which are grouped by decade instead of by individual year. —LrdChaos 13:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (5 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:48, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 23:18, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 03:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Category:1919 births

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The result was: delete. — Jaxl 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Category:1919 births
I removed the one or two articles in this category because we don't have any sort of consistent or well-used plan for this. While it might be useful to, down the line, include some sort of categorization by year of birth/death, it should perhaps follow the standard for pre-2000 films, which are grouped by decade instead of by individual year. —LrdChaos 13:39, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (5 deletes, no dissent). -- Robert 14:02, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 13:39, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 13:48, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 23:17, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - Koweja 03:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Shibshankar

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User talk:Ufdan25

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User talk:Vigil in valhalla

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User talk:Mrsmiley221

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User talk:Saira~enwikiquote

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Merle Shain

Merle Shain (1935–1989) was a Canadian journalist and author. She worked as a feature writer for the 'Toronto Telegram,' as associate editor of 'Chatelaine' [magazine], and as a columnist for the 'Toronto Sun'. She was a host of the CTV Network program, 'W5', and served for four years as a member of the board of the National Film Board of Canada. Her books include Some men are more perfect than others, (1973), When lovers are friends (1978), Hearts That We Broke Long Ago (1983) and Courage my love (1988).

Some Men are More Perfect Than Others (1973)

 * Loving can cost a lot but not loving always costs more, and those who fear to love often find that want of love is an emptiness that robs the joy from life.

 * You can, after all, produce an orgasm yourself if that's what you want, so we must go to bed for something more.

 * Men don't come to see other women to help take out the garbage and if they wanted to put up the screens they would have stayed home. So mistresses tend to get a steady diet of whipped cream, but no meat and potatoes, and wives often get the reverse, when both would like a bit of each.

 * But women often find their husbands don't love them for the things they value in themselves, and part of the charm of an affair is you can give what you want, and need only give if you choose.

 * Marriages should be as diverse as the people in them are, which means that some will be one of a kind, and some totally different still. And those who don't want to love, honor and obey, should be able to promise each other anything they choose, without having to ask anyone what they think of that, particularly themselves.

 * It is not possible for one person to meet all of another's needs and marriage partners who expect this soon find each other wanting.

 * People who are loving toward each other set up their marriages so that it is possible for both partners to get what they need from life and so that no one is expected to give up his needs to meet those of his spouse. And when their partner meets one of their needs they accept it as a gift, instead of viewing each unmet one as if it were a betrayal.

 * It's in the fight, in the striving, in the mountains unclimbed that fulfillment lies, so if you have nothing to strive for, you have nothing to make you happy. When it comes to "for better" or "for worse," "for better" is often harder on a marriage.

 * Loving someone means helping them to be more themselves, which can be different from being what you'd like them to be, although often they turn out the same.

 * Good marriages seem to function something like a buddy system-- the people in them swim in their own waters but keep a protective eye on each other, and should the whistle blow, turn up quickly to hold each other's hand. It's more important today than ever before to know what your priorities are because life links us with more people than our hearts can hold, so men who know what they will go to the wall for, as well as for whom, are the ones whom it is nicest to be married to, presuming you're the one they have at the top of their list.

 * It's impossible for men and women who love each other not to hurt each other now and then, but most women would settle happily for a man who tried not to cause the same hurt twice.

 * It's very important to decode your own messages, like saying "I feel angry" instead of kicking the cat, and people who learn to do this find they are misunderstood less often and, as a fringe benefit, are clawed by fewer cats.

 * The best men are those who put their cards on the table when something is bothering them, and if possible do it quietly, not blaming anyone, and if they're faced with a hysterical partner, who is not herself, identify with what she feels even when they can't make head or tail out of what she says.

 * Much of women's resentment toward men at the moment is related to their notion that men, since they are supposed to be superior, should meet all their needs, and that is a pretty heavy trip to lay one anyone and generally leaves men feeling they've been charged with the national debt.

 * I have been furious with men who have expected me to be faithful, and I have been even more furious with those who did not, and once I screamed at a man whom I loved more than I'd intended to, "If I'm faithful to you, what bloody business is it of yours?"

 * I'm not sure there can be loving without commitment, although commitment takes all kinds and forms, and there can be commitment for the moment as well as commitment for all time. The kind that is essential for loving marriages-- and love affairs, as well-- is a commitment to preserving the essential quality of your partner's soul, adding to them rather than taking away.

 * If I had to choose between having someone physically faithful to me or having him committed to my preservation, I would opt for the latter because there is no doubt in my mind when I see couples at parties selling each other out which is the worst offense. Physical fidelity is a lovely thing if someone feels that way about you willingly, but relatively meaningless of you exact it for a price. And while it is easy enough to be faithful for the first five or ten years, it is more difficult by twice each year after that, so women as well as men are finding it hard to do.

 * There are problems connected with infidelity and problems connected with being faithful at any cost, and I am for letting those concerned choose the problems they'd prefer. There need not be one rule for all. Infidelity is enlarging and fragmenting and very very dangerous, but it has been known to retrieve people as well as marriages, so it can't be only bad. And while a lot of women would probably consider it better to have the man they care about rip-off other women if he must but hurry home again, I think I'd rather he be concerned about the survival of the people he sleeps with, even those who are not me. Men who take advantage of one woman take advantage of them all, and if he's going to have an experience in which I can't share, then I'd rather it be a good one, so if there are any benefits to trickle down the spout they'll be the kind I'd want.

 * We tend to think in terms of fixing blame, of establishing adultery and making clear who did what to whom, when what is most important is not what was done but that no one be hurt. It's not that we care that much if our mate rubs off a few cells of epidermis in friction with someone else, it's that we are all afraid if he does, he'll stop loving us. And men who've always had affairs, considering it good for their morale, find that they are fearful just like their wives when the shoe is on the other foot. Any new ethic, if it's to work, will have to find ways of reconciling growth with commitment, change with loyalty, and freedom with alienation, because a world in which new loyalties constantly replace old ones will make neurotics of us all.

 * I've learned not to ask for everything, just to make sure that I get what I must have. It doesn't matter who else gets what-- it only matters if you're deprived. Really splendid men understand that and find ways to manage their lives to they never give away anything that is their wife's. And if there are times when they need more than one woman in their life, they give back what they get to both. Being faithful means not costing people you love more than they can afford to pay. The best men are committed to their partners as much as to themselves.

 * Divorce is very expensive, both economically and psychologically as well, but it probably isn't any more so than living with someone who isn't really on your side.

 * Nobody really wants to spend life with someone who has no other choice, and children who have been raised by a mother who gave up her life for them almost always spend years on an analyst's couch learning to spit in her eye.

 * While single women may not have a man they can count on or call at four in the night, they do have the knowledge that when a man comes to see them he wants to be with them. And while he may come less often, he will really be there when he does.

 * You tend to have far more real, intense friendships when you are single, perhaps because you can be more honest when you do not have the marriage or someone else's feelings to protect.

 * If one of the problems of marriage is that safety can lead to complacency, then one of the advantages of being single is that one is never safe enough to grow complacent, and constantly having to prove oneself often leads to growth.

 * There were women in the golden age of Greece, called hetaerae, who were celebrated by Socrates and philosophers of his time. Although they existed solely for their own pleasure and that of men, they were respected for their independence of mind and spirit and thought of highly by the Greeks. Single women in today's world can function like hetaerae, learning from many and giving back to whom they will, and for the woman who enjoys such a life, it can be a good one, and one both she and society can be the better for.

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The Mask (film)

The Mask is a 1994 action comedy film starring Jim Carrey, released in the United States on 29 July 1994, it co-starred Cameron Diaz, in her screen debut. Directed by Chuck Russell, it is based on a series of comic books published by Dark Horse Comics. From zero to hero

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask

 * Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!
 * It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!
 * [after being flattened onto the road] Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!
 * [acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! [Pause] MOVE IT! [the thugs approach him] For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. [makes a giraffe-shaped balloon] We have a giraffe. [Offers it to a thug] There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now...[pulls out what appears to be a used condom] Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. [makes a poodle-shaped balloon] A French poodle. [Rips it apart before the thug can take it] Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite. [makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a rather rubbery submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs] A Tommy gun!! [as the thugs run away. the Mask shoots at them while laughing manically]
 * This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first...
 * Hold onto your lugnuts — it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!
 * Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
 * Sssomebody stop me!
 * Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop.
 * [After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen] Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.
 * Let's rock this joint!
 * [In a French accent] Hello, cheri. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! HA HA HAA!
 * (After being kicked in the groin by Tina; in a high-pitched voice) She is so coy. (normal voice) I LOVE IT!
 * Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
 * Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... [coughs] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... [coughs]...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... [coughs]...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me... [he dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while The Mask is handed an Oscar acting award] Thank you! You love me! You really love me!
 * Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!
 * 'Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS''?!
 * In a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry voice
 * THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!
 * In an Italian accent, using a line from an Alka-Seltzer advertisement, after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion
 * This guy's incorrigible.
 * You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?
 * After defeating Dorian, with an Eddie G. Robinson voice
 * Thank ya very much!
 * Dodging bullets with an Elvis Presley voice

Dorian Tyrell

 * Ice this deadbeat!
 * 50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. I want him in here tomorrow, alive. You still here? Come on, let's go!
 * I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening.

Peggy Brandt

 * Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!
 * I'm sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't afford to lose my condo. You know how hard it is to afford an apartment in this city.

Charlie Schumaker

 * [sees Tina enter; to Stanley] Hold the phone. Killer at ten o'clock.
 * Officers, arrest those men! ...I always wanted to say that.

Dialogue

 * Mrs. Peenman: Ipkiss, do you have any idea what time it is?
 * Stanley Ipkiss: [exasperatedly] Actually, no.
 * Mrs. Peenman: [gasps; Stanley steps off carpet] My new carpet! Well, this is coming right out of your security, Ipkiss!
 * Stanley Ipkiss: You know what Mrs. Peenman?
 * Mrs. Peenman: WHAT?!
 * Stanley Ipkiss: [pauses] Nothing.
 * Mrs. Peenman: Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, A BIG NOTHING! [slams the door behind her]
 * Stanley Ipkiss: "Aren't you due back at the lab to get your bolts tightened?!" [to himself] I should've said that.

 * Alley Punk: Hey, mister! You got the time?
 * The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby. [pulls a watch out of his pocket] Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! [A strong tick is heard, Mask honks punk's nose and pulls his underwear over his head]

 * Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?
 * The Mask: Nooooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. [He takes fistfuls of high denomination cash out of his pocket] Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

 * [After the Mask jumps out of the window. He lands on the street with a SPLAT, and peels his head off the pavement]
 * The Mask: Look, Ma! I'm roadkill! Ha Ha Ha!
 * [he peels himself fully off the street, and inflates himself back to normal. A cab driver honks at him]
 * Driver: Hey, get out of the road!
 * The Mask: [to the viewer] I think he wants to communicate! [The Mask holds up a tiny horn that says "Squeeze me gently". He does so, blowing it at the driver. The horn unleashes a deafeningly-loud "AH-OOOOOOOOOOO-GAH!" and explodes the car's windows with its volume. The horn turns into it's normal size and the Mask blows on the end like a gun, dusts himself and leaves.]

 * Dorian Tyrell:  SON OF A BITCH!! [throws the cigarette lighter over the wall mirror, smashing the screen to pieces; to Eddie] Eddie, who did this, man?! WHO!!?
 * Eddie: [pointing to The Mask] Him! Him! Look, that's — that's the guy!
 * Dorian Tyrell: That guy dancin' with Tina? He's dead meat. Come on!

 * Dorian Tyrell: Okay, Twinkle-Toes, I want to know where my money is and I want to know right now!
 * The Mask: Okay. [puts on a green eyeshade and a cigarette before pulling out an accounting machine] You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year. 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the nine, divide by the gross national product. Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible!
 * Dorian Tyrell: [to Orlando] Ice this deadbeat!
 * Orlando: [begins shooting, which the mask easily dodges]
 * Dorian Tyrell: Shoot him!
 * The Mask: [turns into a matador] Toro! [turns into a cossack] Oy!Oy!Oy!Oy! [turns into Elvis] Thank you very much. Huh! Huh! [turns into a cowboy, who draws before his gun is shot out of his hand. A squish is heard] Ugh, ya got me partner. [walks towards Dorian and Orlando, while making weird noises, before collapsing in Orlando's arms] Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... [coughs] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... [coughs]...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... [coughs]...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me... [he dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while The Mask is handed an Oscar acting award] Thank you! You love me! You really love me!

 * [The Mask is being searched by the police]
 * Doyle: Really big sunglasses...
 * Park Policeman: Bike horn...
 * Doyle: Small mouth bass...
 * Park Policeman: Bowling pin...
 * Doyle: [yelps in pain] Mouse trap...
 * Park Policeman: Rubber chicken...
 * The Mask: A little to the left... that's it.
 * Doyle: [squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times] I don't know... funny eyeball glasses?
 * The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
 * Park Policeman: Bazooka…
 * The Mask: I have a permit for that.
 * Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife...
 * Kellaway: What?
 * The Mask: Uh oh...
 * Kellaway: [sees his wife on the photo, wearing a black nightgown] MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
 * The Mask: Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!!!
 * [Kellaway screams angrily; The Mask rapidly slaps the sides of his and his partner's faces.]
 * The Mask: That's gotta hurt! [makes weird sound then whizzes off.]
 * Kellaway: GET HIM! [discovers he's now handcuffed to Doyle.] Doyle!

 * Doyle: Aw, come on, Lieutenant. It's not all your fault. Something would turn up.
 * Kellaway: [sarcastically] Sure, Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap. [falls when Stanley falls on him, then tears the tape off Stanley's mouth]
 * Stanley Ipkiss: OW!
 * Kellaway: Ipkiss!
 * Stanley Ipkiss: Wait, I can explain everything!
 * Kellaway: Oh, yeah? You can explain everything? [finds a green rubber mask] Explain this.
 * Stanley Ipkiss: Um...
 * Kellaway: Get him up! Come on, let’s go; I got a cell for you, pal!!

 * The Mask: [To Tina; in French accent] Cigarette? No? [He puffs out smoke in the shape of a heart, then snorts an arrow through it] Now, like Napoleon, I will, divide and conquer.
 * Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police!
 * The Mask: Merde.
 * Kellaway: Freeze! [The Mask literally freezes] Put your hands up!
 * The Mask: [with teeth clenched] But you told me to freeze!
 * Kellaway: All right, all right, un-freeze. [The Mask defrosts and falls to the ground] You're under arrest.
 * The Mask: [Desperate voice] No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! [gets up, in normal voice] All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, glad I tell ya! [begs on the ground] What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? What are they gonna do?!
 * Kellaway: [slaps handcuffs on The Mask] Sorry, son, that's not my department. Search him! [The Mask is pulled up and his [endless] pockets are searched]
 * The Mask: Ow! Where's a camcorder when ya need one? [snorty laugh]

 * [Dorian has just donned the Mask]
 * Dorian Tyrell: What a rush!
 * Eddie: Whoa, boss! You OK?
 * Dorian Tyrell: Better than ever, you idiot.
 * Eddie: What do we do with Ipkiss?
 * Dorian Tyrell: The police are looking for The Mask. So we'll give them The Mask. (He laughs evilly)

 * Orlando: [delivering Stanley] Hey, boss. Look who decide to crash the party.
 * Stanley: Hey, Dorian. How's it going?
 * Dorian Tyrell: Bring him up here!
 * Tina: Dorian, wait. No!
 * Dorian: Ugh, there's no time for last request.
 * Tina: But all I wanted was a kiss.
 * Dorian: A kiss?
 * Tina: Just one last kiss?
 * Eddie: Dorian, I can't shut this thing off.
 * Dorian Tyrell: There is always time for one last kiss!
 * [Prepares to kiss Tina demonically]
 * Tina: No. I want it to be with the real Dorian. The one I used to love. No one's ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrell.
 * Eddie: [shouting] Romeo, this whole place is gonna blow any minute!
 * Dorian Tyrell: [yells; eyes glow red] JUST WAIT!...I've decided...[Dorian removes mask and reverts to his human self] to give her one last thrill.
 * [Dorian and Tina kiss passionately. Tina takes advantage of distraction to kick the mask towards Stanley]

 * Dorian Tyrell: I'm gonna take you apart! [he punches Stanley]
 * Stanley Ipkiss: Well, I hope you can enjoy the victory with one friggin' eye! [he pokes Dorian in the eye and punches him across the face]

 * [Kellaway and Doyle attempt a 2nd arrest on Stanley; bumps into Mayor Tilton]
 * Kellaway: Watch it, chunky! [Realizes] Mayor Tilton, I'm so....
 * Mayor Tilton: What the hell's going on, Kellaway?
 * Kellaway: That man is the Mask.
 * Mayor Tilton: No, Dorian Tyrell was the Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. This young man just saved our lives.
 * Charlie: With a little help from his friends.

 * Mr. Dickey: Ipkiss, we have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late? If I have to put up with your slovenly behavior...
 * Stanley: BACK OFF, Monkey Boy!!! Before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank. Or maybe we should call the IRS, and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at Club FED!!!!!!!!!
 * Mr. Dickey: [shocked from being told off by his employee] That'll be all, Ipkiss.

Taglines

 * From zero to hero.
 * Splendiiiiide!

Cast

 * Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss / The Mask
 * Peter Riegert as Lt. Mitch Kellaway
 * Peter Greene as Dorian Tyrell
 * Amy Yasbeck as Peggy Brandt
 * Richard Jeni as Charlie Schumaker
 * Orestes Matacena as Niko
 * Cameron Diaz as Tina Carlyle
 * Jim Doughan as Detective Doyle
 * Jeremy Roberts as Bobby the Bouncer
 * Ben Stein as Dr. Arthur Neuman
 * Ivory Ocean as Mitchell Tilton
 * Reginald E. Cathey as Freeze
 * William Daniel Mielcarek as Doc
 * Denis Forest as Sweety Eddy
 * Eamonn Roche as Mr. Dickey
 * Nancy Fish as Mrs. Peenman
 * Nils Allen Stewart as Orlando
 * Blake Clark as Murray
 * Garret T. Sato as One of Tyrell's thugs

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User:Classicaltorture

I so far have just worked on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes. More to come. Ta-ra.

My main bio can be found here.

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Bert Blyleven

The List of Inappropriate Comments by Bert Blyleven is a list of statements made by Minnesota Twins color commentator Bert Blyleven during Twins television broadcasts. Play-by-play announcer Dick Bremer frequently responds to these comments with stony silence or an awkward attempt to change the conversation.

 * In April 2002, Minneapolis City Council member Joe Biernat was indicted for accepting free plumbing work on his house in exchange for lucrative city contracts. The day after the indictment was made public, City Council President Paul Ostrow was a guest in the Twins' broadcast booth, explaining a plan for a new Twins stadium.  At the end of the interview, Blyleven asked Ostrow "So do you know any good plumbers?"  After an uncomfortable pause, Ostrow replied "I'm not going there."

 * During a 2006 broadcast, a conversation with a guest morphed from George Brett to singing in the shower. Blyleven mentioned that he had showered with Brett, and the guest expressed surprise.  Blyleven exclaimed "Well, there were other guys there!  ... Although they did say not to bend over."

 * During the same broadcast, Blyleven asked guest Ace Young (of American Idol fame) if he "got lucky" with show host Paula Abdul.

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Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr, Jr. (6 February 1756 – 14 September 1836) was an American politician and lawyer. He served as the third vice president of the United States during President Thomas Jefferson's first term from 1801 to 1805. Burr's legacy is defined by his famous personal conflict with Alexander Hamilton that culminated in Burr killing Hamilton in the famous Burr–Hamilton duel in 1804.

Quotes

 * The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure and pleasure my business.
 * Letter to Pichon, reported in Marshall Brown, Wit and Humor of Bench and Bar (1899), p. 67.

 * There is a maxim, 'Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.' It is a maxim for sluggards. A better reading of it is, 'Never do today what you can as well do tomorrow,' because something may occur to make you regret your premature action.
 * Reported in Marshall Brown, Wit and Humor of Bench and Bar (1899), p. 67. Alternately reported as "Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done", reported in Jacob Morton Braude, The Complete Art of Public Speaking (1970), p. 84.

 * Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained.
 * Reported in Burton Stevenson, Home Book of Proverbs, Maxims and Familiar Phrases (1948).

 * On that subject I am coy.
 * Last words; Burr was an atheist. His last words were a response to the efforts of his friend, Reverend P.J. Van Pelt, to get Burr to state that there was a God. Reported in Holmes Moss Alexander, Aaron Burr: The Proud Pretender (1937), p. 356.

Quotes about Burr

 * The filibuster isn't mentioned anywhere in the Constitution. Instead, it came into being by happenstance: In 1805, Vice President Aaron Burr urged the Senate to eliminate the "motion to proceed"-a standard parliamentary provision that allows a simple majority of any legislature to end debate on a piece of business and call for a vote. (Burr, who seems never to have developed the habit of thinking things through, reportedly considered the rule a waste of time.)
 * Barack Obama A Promised Land (2020)

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Shaka

Shaka kaSenzangakhona (c. 1787 – c. 22 September 1828), also known as Shaka Zulu [also spelled Tshaka, Tchaka or Chaka], was the most influential leader of the Zulu Kingdom.

Quotes

 * Strike an enemy once and for all. Let him cease to exist as a tribe or he will live to fly in your throat again.
 * Advice to King Dingiswayo on the treatment of the defeated Ndwandwe, reported in Shaka Zulu : The Rise of the Zulu Empire (1955) by E. A. Ritter, p. 50

 * Up! children of Zulu, your day has come. Up! And destroy them all.
 * While battling the Ndwandwe, reported in Shaka Zulu : The Rise of the Zulu Empire (1955) by E. A. Ritter, p. 179

 * I need no bodyguard at all, for even the bravest men who approach me get weak at the knees and their hearts turn to water, whilst their heads become giddy and incapable of thinking as the sweat of fear paralyzes them. They know no other will except that of their King, who is something above, and below, this earth.
 * Following his mother's death, as reported in Shaka Zulu : The Rise of the Zulu Empire (1955) by E. A. Ritter, p. 319

 * Women that bear children must exist in Zululand only.
 * Statement advocating genocidal policies against tribes which opposed his conquests, as reported in Lessons on Leadership by Terror : Finding Shaka Zulu in the Attic (2005) by Manfred F.R. Kets de Vries, p. 40

Quotes about Shaka

 * The Shaka story … has a Faustian quality. A tale of temptation, it asks what price a person is willing to pay, how far he is willing to go, to obtain power. In revealing Shaka's heart of darkness, it reveals the dangerous consequences of closing a pact with the devil: hubris, violence, death. And it warns of the presence of these destructive forces in all of us. Shaka is himself in this story, but he also represents the darker, shadow side of humankind generally. We see ourselves when we watch him become so obsessed by power that he sacrifices human relationships for what the devil (in the person of malevolent diviners and witchdoctors) can offer him, and when he loses the ability to distinguish between killing for a just cause and wanton killing for killing's sake. The ending is predictable, surely: loneliness and despair. Shaka ends up on a throne of blood, isolated from his fellow human beings, struggling with depression and despondency.
 * Manfred F.R. Kets de Vries, in Lessons on Leadership by Terror : Finding Shaka Zulu in the Attic (2005), p. 59
 * Shaka was the founder-conqueror of the Zulu empire and the creator of the Zulu nation. A military genius of astonishing energy, he was also a vicious, paranoid, vindictive, cruel and self-destructive tyrant.
 * Simon Sebag Montefiore, Monsters: History's Most Evil Men and Women (2009), p. 191
 * At time of his death, Shaka governed over 250,000 people and could raise an army of 50,000. He had built a huge kingdom out of almost nothing, but the price paid by ordinary Africans was vast. Millions had died as a consequence of Shaka’s unbridled ambition.
 * Simon Sebag Montefiore, Monsters: History's Most Evil Men and Women (2009), p. 194

 * (Tell us about your ideal adaptation of any book.) Someone needs to make a movie about Shaka, the legendary Zulu king who warred across South Africa forging the modern Zulu nation. There’s battle, conquest, siblings turning on each other and murdering each other — it’s better than “Game of Thrones,” and it’s all true.
 * Trevor Noah interview (2016)

''Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Charlemagne. . . such men as these have arisen periodically throughout the history of the world to blaze a trail of glory that has raised them high above the common level. Such a man was Shaka, perhaps the greatest of them all.''
 * One biographer (a European) had this to say of Shaka
 * The above praise-song appeared on the back cover of the biography in question; and, since capitalist publishers treat books just like boxes of soap powder, one has admittedly to be suspicious of any advertisement designed to sell the book.
 * Walter Rodney,

 * But what is relevant here is to understand why a Shaka was possible in Africa in the nineteenth century, before the coming of colonial rule. Had Shaka been a slave to some cotton planter in Mississippi or some sugar planter in Jamaica, he might have had an ear or a hand chopped off for being a “recalcitrant nigger,” or at best he might have distinguished himself in leading a slave revolt. For the only great men among the unfree and the oppressed are those who struggle to destroy the oppressor. On a slave plantation, Shaka would not have built a Zulu army and a Zulu state—that much is certain. Nor could any African build anything during the colonial period, however much a genius he may have been. As it was, Shaka was a herdsman and a warrior. As a youth, he tended cattle on the open plains—free to develop his own potential and apply it to his environment.
 * Walter Rodney,

 * Shaka was able to invest his talents and creative energies in a worthwhile endeavor of construction. He was not concerned with fighting for or against slave traders; he was not concerned with the problem of how to resell goods made in Sweden and France. He was concerned with how to develop the Zulu area within the limits imposed by his people’s resources. It must be recognized that things such as military techniques were responses to real needs, that the work of the individual originates in and is backed by the action of society as a whole, and that whatever was achieved by any one leader must have been bounded by historical circumstances and the level of development, which determine the extent to which an individual can first discover, then augment, and then display his potential.
 * Walter Rodney,

 * It can be noted that Shaka was challenged to create the heavy stabbing when he realized that the throwing spear broke when used as a stabbing weapon. More important still, what Shaka came up with depended upon the collective effort of the Ama-Zulu. Shaka could ask that a better assegai be forged, because the Ama-Ngoni had been working iron for a long time, and specialist black-smiths had arisen within certain clans. It was a tribute to the organizational and agricultural capacity of the society as a whole that it could feed and maintain a standing army of thirty thousand men, re-equip them with iron weapons, and issue each soldier with the full-length Zulu shield made from cattle hide. Because the scientific basis and experimental preconditions were lacking in Zulu society, Shaka could not have devised a firearm—no matter how much genius he possessed. But, he could get his people to forge better weapons, as explained above; and he found them receptive to better selective breeding practices when he set up special royal herds, because the people already had a vast fund of empirical knowledge about cattle and a love of the cattle-herding profession.
 * Walter Rodney,

 * Shaka took up many of the military and political techniques of and greatly improved them. That is development. It is a matter of building upon what is inherited and advancing slowly, provided that no one comes to “civilize” you.
 * Walter Rodney,

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