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MÄR: Marchen Awakens Romance

MÄR: Märchen Awakens Romance (2005–2007) is an anime series shown on Toonami Jetstream that follows a young boy named Ginta Torimizu on his journey's through the world of MÄR. Ginta is a nerd at his school who is constantly made fun of for his dreams of another world, until he is magically transported there. Ginta finds himself in MÄR-Heaven, a world in turmoil under the oppressive reign of a sinister group called the Chess Pieces. With the help of powerful magical items called ÄRMs, people in the land of MÄR-Heaven are able to fight, using the magical artifacts as weapons. Ginta finds a legendary ÄRM called Babbo, and together with Team MÄR, a group they form of seven youths, they fight to free the world of MÄR.

Alviss, the Mysterious, Young Man! [1.5]
Alviss: It's same as Bell's Report. Babbo seal has been released.

Ginta: (To Alviss) That voice.. You can't be..

Jack: Who is it?

Alviss: Darkness ÄRM, Caged Bird.

Jack: (Turn into a bird in a cage) Pi?

Ginta : (Shocked) J-Jack?

Belle: (Laughing)You can't get out right? (Laughing)

Alviss: (To Belle) Belle.

Belle : (Stop laughing)

Alviss: (To Ginta) My name is Alviss. As you've guessed, i'm the one who called to to this world. Nice to meet you.

Ginta: Alviss, you're the one who called me to this world. That's means, you're the one who makes my dreams come true! I have to thank you! But, before that, i have something to ask to you. Why you do that to Jack?

Jack: Pi! Pi! Pi!

Belle: Quiet! Dont' say 'Pi! Pi!' Ginta: Return him to normal please.

Alviss: (Stare at Ginta and then Babbo) Babbo..

Babbo: What? Staring at someone you've just met.

Alviss: The gamble.. may have failed..

Ginta and Babbo: Huh?

Alviss: Guardian ÄRM, 13 Totem Pole!

Jack: Pii!

Belle: (Laughing)

Ginta: Wow.. What a nice view!

Babbo: G-G-G-GINTA! This is not the time for saying that!

Alviss: Do you even realize what you've done?

Ginta: HUH? TRY TALKING A LITTLE LOUDER!

Alviss: I'm asking you about that ÄRM! (Ginta and Babbo looking each other)

Ginta: Huh? I don't know! I just got here! Besides, if it's about Babbo, he doesn't even have memories from the past! And, let me down!

Alviss: (Snap fingers)

Ginta and Babbo: (Falling down screaming)

Babbo: Version 2! [1.11]

 * [Chess Piece Ian attacks Alan, who can't fight back while activating his dimension ÄRM. Just as he can no longer protect himself, Ginta and Princess Snow return from the training gate, and Ginta has a surprise for Ian - Babbo's new form!]

 * Ian: (to Alan) Gig's up, fido.

 * Ian: (to Alan) I wanna see you in tears!

 * Alan: Dimension ÄRM: AIR HAMMER! Special Ability: AIR FREEZE TECHNIQUE!

 * Ian: *laughs* Wow. You can't even keep track of these with your sixth sense, can you?

 * Ian: Lucky for you, I've got a weapon ÄRM Octopus this time. *laughs* That's EIGHT limbs.

 * Ian: Now tell me, (‘’lowers voice’’) where's Ginta.

 * Ian: You're familiar with our class system, aren’t you, Rover? I assume you remember it from the war and stuff? In case you didn’t know, I’m a Rook. I’m trying for the higher classes, but… that takes time, so, no dice so far. Given your strength, with your magical power, you’d be a Knight in our system. I’m told you fought off Halloween six years ago. That’s pretty impressive. Which… begs the question, why are you too weak to even anticipate a lowly Rook’s attack? Of course, there are a number of clues: you’ve been standing in that same place for several days now. You haven’t eaten, haven’t taken a drink, you haven’t even slept. Even the CrossGuard is human, Alan. If your health deteriorates anymore, you won’t be able to concentrate or even synchronize with your ÄRM. Naturally, if your sixth sense is worn down then your magical power is weakened as well. I’d say your current level… *attacks Alan furiously* …is Rook class. So why don’t you tell me something, dog boy: why won’t you even try fighting back? Or maybe it’s not that you won’t. It’s that you can’t. You’re protecting something, right? That’s it. Those doors behind you, hmmm? Of course. *smiles*

 * Alan: Congratulations, anyone with half a brain could’ve figured that out! Why don’t you try openin’ ‘em, smart guy? That is, if you can get past an old man who can’t even move!

 -FLASHBACK-
 * Boss: The only question is, what should we do next?
 * Young Alan: Stop messing around! I didn’t call you to the world of MAR so you could take a vacation. (thinking) *I told you the legend: in our time of need, someone from another world--*
 * Boss: Don’t worry about it. I remember, Alan, the Chess Pieces and their leader are no problem.

-END FLASHBACK-
 * Ian: Enough. Now it’s time I FINISH YOU!!!

 * Princess Snow: (after Ginta appears and stops Ian's attack) We’re back, Ed!
 * Alan: You are?
 * Ginta: That's 180 days of training. Completed.

 * Ginta: (to Alan) What’s the deal, old man? That punk shouldn’t be able to beat you up this badly.

Nanashi: Chief of Luberia! [1.12]

 * [Ginta and his friends name themselves Team MÄR, and Princess Snow shares a prophecy that she would find 7 comrades to protect her and save the world of MÄR Heaven. But when they meet Luberia, a group that's not connected to the Cross Guard or the Chess Pieces, have they found a new ally? Or a new enemy?]

 * Koyuki: (to Ginta's mother) 'Scuse me, ma'am, I made you some fried chicken today.

 * Ginta's Mother: (talking about fairy tales) I don’t want to believe in them anymore! They took my husband from me, and now… Ginta’s gone too. Ginta!

 * Koyuki: Yes, but I see Ginta every day. Every day in my dreams, I mean. You see, I’m the princess of a large kingdom, but the bad guys were after me, so I locked myself in a huge block of ice. That’s where I waited for someone to come rescue me. It was cold, and I felt lonely and worried and scared, but Ginta saved me!

 * Koyuki: My dreams are kind of like, an ongoing story, like a good TV show or something.

 * Ginta's Mother: Maybe I will believe just a little.

 * Ginta: (after Jack asks about his dog tag) What do you think? Snow made it for me, pretty cool, huh? *laughs*
 * Jack: (trying to hide how jealous he is) Sweet, looks good.
 * Dorothy: Ginta, you can have my dagger ring, here!
 * Ginta: I already have Babbo’s dagger ÄRM, so I don’t need it!
 * Dorothy: (crushed) Waaaahhh!!!
 * Babbo: *laughs* They modeled that dog tag after me, an excellent decision, in my opinion. Look at its circular perfection, its stately nose, its well-groomed facial hair! Couldn’t be more perfect.

 * Princess Snow: There are three main powers fighting in the world of MÄR: the Chess Pieces, who are trying to gain control of the world of MÄR; the Cross Guard, who fight them; and well, then there’s the Thieves’ Guild, known as: Luberia!

 -FLASHBACK-
 * Castle Oracle: Leave the castle quickly, Princess, start a new army, find seven comrades who will serve as your protectors, as well as heroes for the world of MÄR. If you fail, it will mean dark times for us all.

-END FLASHBACK-

 * Ginta: Counting Snow, that makes us an army of 8, right? Once we’re complete, we’re going to need a name, though, and my vote is for Team MÄR, huh? What do you guys think?

 * Ginta: Alright! Next stop, the Hild Continent!
 * Dorothy: (activating her broom ÄRM) I think I’ll fly solo.

 * Ginta: (thinking) *Just you wait, Koyuki, I’m going to tell you all about this adventure when I get back home! Even though you might not believe it.*

 * Halloween: Was it worth it, Ian? You disobeyed orders, and even worse, you returned here after that kid beat you. What you did was foolish, and believe me, you will be punished.

 * Ian: I thought Ginta would be a little more entertaining. Whatever, just torture me already.
 * Halloween: *laughs* Oh, we’re not doing a thing to you, Ian. What was that pawn’s name? …Gido, wasn’t it?
 * Ian: Hey… no, come on… Halloween… Please, I was the one who dragged her into this! Why don’t you just punish me, it’s not her fault! ...Punish me, Halloween, leave her alone!!!
 * Halloween: Why are you so worked up over a lowly pawn? You’re getting off easy here, Ian, you’re just being held here for a little while. *laughs* I wonder who’ll enact the punishment. Candace and Weasel are bad enough, but just imagine how bad it would be if we chose Chimera? *laughs*
 * Ian: IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH HER I’LL KILL YOU, HALLOWEEN!!!
 * Halloween: I’m looking forward to the day you can, Ian, believe me.
 * Ian: HALLOWEEN!!!
 * Gido: -FLASHBACK- I love you, Ian. -END FLASHBACK-
 * Ian: NOOOO!!!!!

 * Ginta: (on magic carpet) Isn’t this great?
 * Babbo: Joy.

 * Ginta: It’s just like Aladdin!
 * Princess Snow: What’s Aladdin?
 * Ginta: Uh… it’s a story about flying carpets!

 * Edward: (About Dorothy) That girl is a witch, isn’t she?
 * Ginta: That’s right.

 * Edward: The witches of the world of MÄR keep to themselves, and they have built a settlement in the islands of Chaldea just Northeast of Lestava. They don’t have relationships with any other countries, and no outsiders are allowed in their territories. In fact, they’re seldom seen outside of Chaldea.

 * Edward: …But even among witches the one called Dorothy has a bad reputation.
 * Ginta: Reputation?
 * Edward: I’ve heard she’ll do anything to steal, snatch, or take any ÄRM she can. Instead of Dorothy, you should think of her as Doro-THIEF!
 * Dorothy: What was that, did you say somethin’ dog?
 * Edward: Ah! It was, uh, nothing! I just mentioned how beautiful you looked in the breeze!
 * Dorothy: Oh, thanks! Aw, what a cute little poochie you are!

 * Babbo: (after their Magic Carpet is shot down by Luberia) That was extremely rude.

 * Ginta: (thinking) *Are they Chess?* (to Nanashi) What do you want with us?
 * Nanashi: You are Chess Pieces, aren’t you? Prepare to die.
 * Ginta: (storms up to Nanashi) We’re Team MÄR, buddy! You guys are the Chess Pieces!!! Look what you did to our Magic Carpet! You better fix it! And I mean fast, mister!
 * Nanashi: *thinking*
 * Ginta: Fess up, ya jerk! Come on, say something!
 * Nanashi: *still thinking* … Wait a sec! Have I made a mistake here?!?
 * Ginta: Yeah, hello! WE’RE fighting against the Chess Pieces!

 * Nanashi: We’re not the Chess Pieces, either, we’re members of the Thieves’ Guild, of Luberia.
 * Ginta: Luberia.
 * Nanashi: I’m in charge here, I’m sorry there’s been some confusion. You can call me Nanashi. *laughs* I guess it’d be unlikely for kids like you to be in the Chess Pieces, huh? *continues laughing*
 * Ginta: We’re not all children, ya jerk!

 * Nanashi: (after seeing Princess Snow and Dorothy) How could I have missed these two hotties? I could never steal from such hot babes! No way! I’d rather take them to dinner!

 * Nanashi: Okay. Let’s take our guests home, men. Dimension ÄRM Ondata: Activate. Transport all humans in the area to Luberia Fortress!
 * Babbo: (as he’s left behind) Humans? Wh-wh-what about me? Oh, no! (is transported)
 * Jack: Wh-what happened?
 * Dorothy: We were instantly teleported.
 * Ginta: Whoa, I want one of those!
 * Babbo: (after being teleported) Oh, good. They didn’t forget about me.

 * Nanashi: So, the princess of Lestava, a kid from another world, a strange ÄRM once used by Phantom. No wonder they’re after you guys. But, instead of running you establish Team MÄR to fight them.

 * Nanashi: Buried here are my Luberian comrades. I will never forget them. But I’m not the only one. People are digging graves all across the world of MÄR, now that the Chess Pieces have declared war.

 * Jack: Well, then what comes after this?
 * Edward: War games. After destroying much of the world, and fostering fear and hatred among the people of MÄR, they will offer up a competition. This way, they can kill those who might rebel against them and acquire their ÄRM, eliminating the strong and forcing the weak to live in fear. In the games six years ago, Boss and Alan entered to lead the Cross Guard to victory. Having lost in the previous war, the Chess Pieces will most definitely want revenge. It shouldn’t be long before it happens again, just like it did six years ago!
 * Ginta: (punches the mountain beside him, cracking it) A game? (The cracked area crumbles, leaving a large hole around Ginta’s fist) They found a way kill even more people, and they call it a game?!?!? Now I understand, now I understand… why everyone is trying to stop the Chess Pieces. We have to stop them, they have to be destroyed completely!

 * Ginta: What do you think, Snow?
 * Princess Snow: And he would be… the sixth person, wouldn’t he?
 * Ginta: *smiles* Okay, Nanashi, we’re going with you to Vestry.
 * Nanashi: Alright. Dimension ÄRM Ondata: Activate now. Transport everyone here… to VESTRY!

Nanashi Vs. Orco at the Underground Lake! [1.13]

 * [Nanashi's ÄRM, Ondata, brings them to the beautiful lake town of Vestry, which isn't so beautiful after a Chess Piece attack. Can Team MÄR beat 2 Chess Pieces who destroyed a whole village by themselves?]

Babbo Version 3: Gargoyle [1.14]

 * [Ginta must battle Girom, a Bishop-class Chess Piece who underestimates him at first. What powerful techniques will Ginta reveal in this fight?]

John Peach: The Seventh Team Member? [1.15]

 * [John Peach mistakes Team MÄR for Chess Pieces, and swears to defend Vestry against them! But when he discovers the truth, Snow asks him to join the team. There's only one thing he has to do first: defeat Ginta!]

The War Games Commence! [1.16]

 * [As the start of the War Games is announced, Team MÄR and other warriors meet at Regenleif Castle. From there, they find out they will be tested to see if they are worthy to fight in the games. When they agree to the trial, they are all transported... to another dimension! Separated from each other, who will make it back to fight again?]

 * Babbo: Well, then, if it’s okay with the rest of you, shouldn’t we get back to what’s really important?
 * ALL: Banquet time!!!

 * Jack: (after being praised for growing so much food for the villagers in Vestry) It’s nothing, it’s nothing!
 * Ginta: How can you say that, Jack? It’s hardly nothing, no matter how you look at it, those fields are completely overgrown!
 * Jack: I suppose so. I surprise even myself sometimes. Dorothy’s earth nature stone really did the trick. Because of that and my training I’ve increased my magical power! You know, Ginta, I think I’ve grown up quite a bit!

 * Princess Snow: Eeed…
 * Edward: Huh?
 * Princess Snow: (loudly) Let’s cut loose, tonight we’re gonna have fun!!! (laughs)
 * Edward: Oh, Princeeeess!!! You drank the Buffula Nut juice, didn’t you, Princess?
 * Princess Snow: ehh… Uh-huh! *laughs*
 * Edward: That’s potent stuff, alright, once you start laughing you won’t be able to stop for an hour.

 * Vestry Village Leader: (going through the list of Team MÄR and thanking them) Not to mention… Dorothy.
 * Dorothy: I don’t know, I didn’t really do very much.

 * Ginta: Uh, you came from the country of witches, isn’t that right, Dorothy? Well, why’d you leave your home, anyway?
 * Dorothy: I needed to search for powerful ÄRM, and…
 * -FLASHBACK-
 * Witch Leader: Dorothy, you must gather every ÄRM you can find. We are going to destroy… THAT WOMAN!!!
 * -END FLASHBACK-
 * Dorothy: There’s a woman… that I’m looking for. So I can destroy her.
 * Ginta: *laughs* Haa, that’s a good one, Dorothy! Heh heh… heh. I mean, uh… you were just kidding about that, right?
 * Princess Snow: (after kicking Ginta in the back of the head) Snoooow KICK! *lands and laughs hysterically*
 * Ginta: What’s wrong with you, why’d you drop kick me?!?!?
 * Princess Snow: You’re always talking with Dorothy, what about me, what about meeee???
 * Edward: Well, I must say it’s good to see the Princess so spirited again! After all the running and fighting, she must have been very stressed.
 * Jack: You mean, you mean THAT’S how she really is?

 * Nanashi: (totally sauced) I like it here, I guess saving others isn’t such a bad racket. (sees something and sobers up immediately) Ginta!
 * Ginta: Huh?
 * Nanashi: Take a look at the moon.

First Battle: Alviss vs. Leno! [1.17]

 * [The War Games begin with a 3-on-3 battle at Reginleif Field. Ginta, Jack and Alviss face the Chess Pieces' first team: the Rodkin Family. First up is Alviss vs. Leno.]

 * Alviss: (calmly) 13-totem pole. (a giant totem rises out of the ground, lifting Leno into the air, then shoots back into the ground, causing Leno to fall from a dizzying height)

First Battle 2! Jack vs. Pano!! [1.18]

 * [The second match is up, with Jack against Pano, the daughter in the Rodkin family. Back home, Jack's mother watches the games, but is upset about Jack's involvment because his father participated six years ago, and never returned.]

 * Jack: So.. they’re a family. (thinking) Oh, Mom… How have you been doing? I hope you’re okay.

 * Jack: (thinking) So that girl’s our next opponent, huh? It’s hard to believe… (looks at Garon) that a total tough guy like that could have such a pretty daughter.

 * Pano: So who am I going to flatten?
 * Jack: (thinking) Time to do my thing!
 * Ginta: YEAH! I’M the next challenger!
 * Jack: WHOOOOA! (grabs Ginta to keep him from stepping onto the field) Whoa, Ginta, hold on a minute!

 * Crowd Person: (to Dorothy) Hey, uh, Miss Witch.
 * Dorothy: Huh?
 * Crowd Person: That kid, he doesn’t seem to be very strong at all. He looks really weak!
 * Dorothy: Hahaha. (has flashback of Jack’s progress in the training gate) Don’t worry.
 * Crowd Person: (to Other Crowd Person) Well, if she’s so sure about it…
 * Other Crowd Person: Let’s hope for the best!
 * Dorothy: Although… he is the weakest member of our group, y’know.
 * Crowd Person: How can we not worry if he’s weak?!?
 * Other Crowd Person: Yeah, which is it?!?

 * Nanashi: I don’t know. I’ve never seen Jack fight. Is he really bad at it? Should I be worried?

 * Referee: It’s time for our second match! Pano of the Chess Pieces. Jack from Team MÄR!

 * Jack: Mom, I’ve come so far from our farm, now that I think about it, I worked hard on our little island of Pazurika. Those Rogalu wolves always picked on me, and nothing would’ve changed, except… Ginta showed up from another world and brought his talking ÄRM, Babbo! They both rescued me. Then we both went on a journey together! Can you see me mom? I’m here, right now, on this important stage! And now… all of MÄR is watching me!

 * Jack's Mother: (thinking) Is this what you wanted?

 * -FLASHBACK-
 * (Jack’s Dad is leaving home)
 * Jack's Dad: Oh, and uh, one more thing. When Jack’s ready to become a man, I need you to give him a push in the right direction for me. You’ll know when the time comes.
 * -END FLASHBACK-

 * Jack's Mother: (thinking) Jack is walking down the same path you walked. Is this what you wanted, for him to fight? (sees an image of Jack's Dad) Oh, my dear… You’ve grown to be so strong, Jack.

 * Pano: You’re not too impressive compared to that last dud. And now that I have a closer look at you, your face kind of looks like a monkey.
 * Jack: What? I won’t let you talk to me like that! Weapon ÄRM, BATTLE SHOVEL!
 * (Jack’s battle shovel appears, the spade dug into his foot. Jack starts yelling and jumping around, holding his foot.)
 * Pano: (thinking) If you’re trying to catch me off-guard it isn’t going to work.

 * Pano: Weapon ÄRM, BALL HAMMER!!! (attacks Jack with a flurry of hits, all but the first of which he dodges) You’re pretty good at avoiding attacks… however, (the ball of her Ball Hammer detaches from the staff) you won’t dodge this! (fires ball at Jack, he dodges it, then the ball comes back around to hit him from behind)
 * Ginta: Jack! No!
 * Pano: The Ball & Hammer’s end is detachable, and the ball can also home in on its target. You were out classed.

 * Alviss: Oh, It’s over.
 * Bell: It’s over!
 * Alviss: It’s better if he gives up before she kills him. He’s out of his league.
 * Ginta: You take that back! You know Jack trained just as hard as I did while we were in the Training Gate! You say something like that again, and I’ll make sure you regret it!

 * Bell: It doesn’t matter how long he was in the training gate, there’s no way he can keep fighting if he’s passed out on the ground like that!
 * Babbo: Silence, sprite! You have no grounds to say such things.
 * Bell: Waah! (hides behind Alviss) That bowling ball scared me!

 * Jack's Mother: You’re right. Jack is strong. I should be cheering him on. (yelling at the image of the fight) GET UP, JACK! You’re strong and you can do this, just like your dad!!!

 * Referee: Since Jack is unable to continue, Team MÄR will have to forfeit the battle! Huh?
 * Jack: Wait! (grabs shovel and stands) I don’t give up that easily. This isn’t over!

 * Jack: (pulls beans from his pocket and scatters them on the field) GROW!!! (jumps up, then drives his Battle Shovel into the field) Grow, earth beans! (magic stones glow, then beans glow, then they sprout and send huge vines towards Pano, wrapping her up tight) Alright, let’s see you try and move now.

 * Ginta: (to Alviss) Ya see that, jerk! Don’t underestimate Jack!

 * Jack: She’s stuck and helpless. And now it’s time to put an end to this round. (Climbs up the beanstalk to Pano)
 * Pano: (screams) Aah, jerk! Keep your hands off my innocent body!
 * Jack: Huh???
 * Pano: Pervert!
 * Ginta: Did she just call him a pervert? What’d Jack do?
 * Babbo: I don’t know, I couldn’t see from here.

 * Pano: PERVERT!!!
 * Jack: (climbs down the stalk immediately) But I didn’t, I didn’t touch her, I swear!
 * Pano: Pervert, pervert, PERVERT!!!
 * (crowd begins chanting “Pervert”)
 * Jack: STOP IT!!! Why are you calling me that, I didn’t touch her! I swear I didn’t! I’m not a pervert!
 * Pano: Pervert, PERVERT!!! (accidentally shoots the ball from her Ball Hammer at Jack, where it hits a… sensitive place)

 * Referee: He’s down! The winner is the Chess Piece Pano!
 * Crowd: No! What? She won?

 * Pano: I did it, Daddy!
 * Garon: Yes. Leave the rest of this to me.

 * Princess Snow: Oh, Jack.
 * Nanashi: Just let the rescue squad take care of him now.
 * Princess Snow: But Nanashi, is that really an effective attack? Does it hurt?
 * Nanashi: …yeeeah. A lot.

 * Edward: That makes the score for this round one to one. The last match will be Ginta’s. I can see you’re taking these events very seriously, Dorothy.
 * Dorothy: No, I just don’t know how to react.

 * Referee: Remember, kids, since Ginta is the captain, if he loses this one you ALL lose.
 * Babbo: Listen, here! That’s no way to be talking before the next match has even started!

 * Jack: I’m sorry, Ginta! You take care of the rest.
 * Ginta: You sit back and relax. We’ve got it covered, Jack. We’ll be moving on to the next match in no time! So, Babbo, you ready to show ‘em what we’ve got?
 * Babbo: Mmm. (yes)

Captain Ginta! Gargoyle vs. Garon!! [1.19]

 * Ginta: Babbo, version 3! Gargoyle!!

 * Pano: STOP IT!!! (standing between Gargoyle and Garon) We can accept father's loss, just spare his life!

Back to the Training Gate! Learn How to Really Fight! [1.20]

 * Jack: Babbo's third version is AWESOME!

 * Babbo: What about me?
 * Snow: You did wonderfully as well, Babbo!
 * Babbo: laughs Well, it's a little bit embarassing to be praised by a Princess, but I'll take it!

 * Dorothy: GIIIIIIIIIIINTAAAAAAA!!! (tackles Ginta and gushes as he struggles to get away) Gargoyle was just amazing, Ginta! (kisses him on the cheek) I've never seen anything like it! He's an amazing guardian! (kisses him again)
 * Princess Snow: (watching this with flames behind her) Oooo, Dorothy you witch! oo, you move quickly!
 * Edward: Oh, Princess! Not again!

 * Referee: Congratulations on victory in the first round of our competition. And now, we need to decide the finer details of tomorrow's matchup. Princess Regindlief! (motions to balcony from where the Princess throws two dice)

(Ginta sits looking at the night sky, with Babbo standing by looking worried)
 * Jack: (comning outside with two big drumsticks) Hey, Ginta! What are you doin', the Princess got dinner all ready for us, let's go chow down! Come on, or you'll miss it!
 * Ginta: I can eat later, Jack.
 * Jack: (shocked) What's wrong, Ginta?!? You NEVER turn down a meal!
 * Babbo: He's been like this for a while. I've tried talking to him, but no matter what I say, he just kinda grunts! Talk about rude. You could try punching him...
 * Ginta: I've just been thinking about my dad.
 * Jack: Really? Your dad?
 * Ginta: Yeah.

-FLASHBACK-
 * Ginta's Dad: Hey, Ginta, I've got a story for you if you wanna stay up.
 * Young Ginta: Yeah! Tell me the story!
 * Ginta's Mom: Ugh! You're not reading my book again, are you?!?!? Come on, stop it, you know I get embarassed!
 * Ginta's Dad: Hey, that's your problem! We have to educate our son, right? If you don't like it, go sit in the other room or something!
 * Ginta's Mom: UGH! You're a pain in the butt sometimes, you know that?
 * Ginta's Dad: You're mom talks a mean game, but she's actually happy we read this, y'know? Okay, now listen up, Ginta. There are lots of cool things out in the world. Like, uh, legendary monsters, spooky ghosts, and even aliens from space. It's true. There are even whole other worlds that are totally different than this one. Never forget about dreams you have like that, even when you're grown up and boring, heh. That way you'll always have lots of fun. *laughs*

-END FLASHBACK-

 * Ginta: That gives us both another reason to keep on fighting.
 * Ginta and Jack: We have to avenge our dads!
 * Gaira: Well done, boys! That's what I like to hear!

 * Gaira: (to Ginta and Jack) You do look quite a bit like The Boss, and I do remember a Cross Guard who fought with a shovel.

 * Gaira: Dimension ÄRM, Training Gate!

 * Gaira: (to Ginta) And you call yourself a team captain.

 * Jack: Hey, Ginta! I just fought the guy who killed my dad and I won!
 * Ginta: You too?

The Desert Field and the Fighting Princess [1.21]
[''As Ginta and Jack continue to train under Gaira, Snow enters her first battle in the War Games against Fugi of the Chess Pieces. It's the first battle of the Second Match, how will it end?!?!?'']

 * Koyuki: (sleeping in class, is woken up by her classmate and jumps to her feet) Ginta! I'm going to do my very best! ...(sees big, angry teacher standing next to her)
 * Teacher: Maybe... you could help Ginta out right away by running his LAPS!

 * Koyuki: (to her classmates) ...lately, I keep having the same dream. It takes place in a whole different world, and I'm different too but just like me, the different girl in that world is waiting for Ginta to come back safely.

 * Koyuki: (thinking) I'm still waiting for you, Ginta...
 * Snow: (thinking) Don't worry about me.

 * Alviss: What? You'll be fighting in tomorrow's match?
 * Snow: Yes, Dorothy, Nanashi and I will do the fighting.
 * Edward: Princess...
 * Nanashi: You already had a turn to show your stuff, Al. Tomorrow's our turn to have a little bit of fun, okay? Come on.
 * Dorothy: Since Ginta and Jack are gone anyway, now's the perfect time to switch members, don't you think?
 * Nanashi: This'll be perfect, a girl on each arm! Hahahaha!
 * Alviss: Are you certain about this?
 * Snow: Of course I am! My magical powers are stronger, just like Ginta's! Right, Ed?
 * Edward: I suppose.

 * Bell: Mr. Doggy?
 * Edward: Yes?
 * Bell: If you're worried about Princess Snow, why don't you just sub in for her?
 * Edward: (crying) Well, of course that would be the best solution! But if I tried to fight like this I wouldn't last 5 seconds! They'd fry me to a crisp! But that doesn't matter 'cause I didn't take the test anyway. I'm just so useless!
 * Bell: Just 5 seconds? Aren't you ashamed of that? Anyway, don't you turn into that cool warrior if you fall asleep three times or something? So why are you still hanging out here as a dog anyway?
 * Edward: (still crying) Actually, I've had a bout of insomnia. Last night I was so worried that I stayed up all night! I didn't get a wink of sleep at all! WAAAAAAHHHH!!! Why must I have such a good-for-nothing body!!!
 * Bell: Oh-- there, there, don't cry!!

 * Referee: If everyone's finished getting ready, I will now take you to today's arena! Is everyone set? Ondata, take us to the Desert Field!

 * Nanashi: (after they are transported) Oh, man, this place is huge! Are we really fighting here today?!?
 * Dorothy: (with red eyes and wicked grin) There's enough room here to really let loose! laughs evilly

 * Referee: Show yourselves, Chess Pieces! Maira! Loco! Fugi! These are the three opponents you will be fighting!

 * Snow: (after Nanashi says he'll go first) Hold on, Nanashi! (stretches and takes a few deep breaths) I'm ready, I'll go first!
 * Nanashi: Uh, okay.
 * Snow: WOOHOO!!! (skips off across the sand)
 * Nanashi: (thinking) No use arguing if she's already off in her own little world.

 * Phantom: So, you have been watching, haven't you? Princess Snow has stepped forward. Until now, all she's done is run away. Who would've imagined she'd join the games? How does that make you feel... Queen?
 * Queen: (laughs) It's perfect. (thinking) The one I wanted to find, the one who wanted to find me. Thank you, Phantom. This time, it seems the War Games will turn out to be quite interesting.

 * Ginta: Listen, Snow, um, I know I shouldn't be talking like this right before the War Games start, but I just wanted to let you know, you don't have to participate in the fighting. You know you could get really hurt out there.
 * (Snow slaps him)
 * Snow: (smiling) Listen up, Ginta. If you ever say that again, I'm going to freeze you solid.

Nanashi vs. Loco and her Straw Doll!! [1.22]

 * Dorothy: Why are you want to fight that one?

 * Nanashi: Why? Because i like girls! Gyaha!

 * Dorothy: What's 'Gyaha?'

 * Nanashi: Gyaha! Gyahahahaha!

 * Nanashi: Hey wait, what will you do with that stuff?

 * Loco: You say 'Ladies First'

 * Nanashi: You didn't mean to...

 * Loco: [hammering spike]

 * Nanashi: [screaming]

 * Dorothy: [To Nanashi] Admit your defeat! Snow already won her match! I'll do the rest!

 * Nanashi: Maybe, I will admit defeat.. if Dorothy-chan gets naked

 * Snow and Dorothy: [blushing/face turning red]

 * Dorothy: I will not do it!

Girom Counterattacks: Egola vs. Gargoyle!! [1.35]

 * Jack: That's our friend Ginta, alright.

 * Alviss: ... proving that a simple mind and pure panic can do wonders.

Unidentified episode

 * Ginta: No problem! ‘Cause in this world, I’m a hero!

 * Ginta: I’m going to defeat each and every one of you Chess Pieces! and I’m going to save MÄR!

Cast

 * Spike Spencer - Ginta Torimizu
 * Michael McConnohie - Babbo
 * Michelle Ruff - Koyuki/Snow
 * Wendee Lee - Dorothy
 * Yuri Lowenthal - Alviss
 * Bryce Papenbrook - Jack
 * Lex Lang - Alan
 * Eddie Frierson as Edward
 * Liam O'Brien - Nanashi
 * Derek Stephen Prince - Phantom
 * Richard Epcar - Halloween

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Glen or Glenda

Glen or Glenda is a 1953 film about a police inspector who, upon discovering the suicide of a known transvestite, seeks enlightenment from a psychiatrist familiar with the phenomenon. It is considered one of the worst movies ever made.
 * Written and directed by Ed Wood.

He Loved Women So Much, He Dared To Dress Like One! taglines

Scientist

 * Man's constant groping of things unknown, drawing from the endless reaches of time, brings to light many startling things. Startling because they seem new...sudden...but most are not new to the signs of the ages. A life...is begun! People...all going somewhere. All with their own thoughts, their own ideas. All with their own personalities. One is wrong because he does right...one is right because he does wrong. Pull the strings! Dance to that, which one is created for. A new day is begun. A new life is begun. A life...is ended.
 * Pull the string! Pull the string! A mistake is made. A story must be told.
 * Beware...beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys...puppy dog tails, and big, fat snails. Beware, take care....beware!

Dr. Alton/Narrator

 * Only the infinity of the depths of a man's mind can really tell the story.
 * Modern man is a hard-working human. Throughout the day his mind and his muscles are busy at building the modern world and its business administration. His clothing is rough, coarse, starched, according to the specifications of his accepted job. At home, what does man have to look forward to for his body comfort? The things provided for his home. A wool or flannel robe, his feet encased in the same thick, tight-fitting leather that his shoes are made of...these are the things provided for his home comfort. It doesn't look so comfortable, does it? And get the hat - or better still get the receding hairline. Men's hats are so tight they cut off the blood flow to the head, thus cutting off the growth of hair. Seven out of ten men wear a hat, so the advertisements say. Seven out of ten men are bald. But what about the ladies? Yes, modern woman is a hard-working individual also. But when modern woman's day of work is done, that which is designed for her comfort IS comfort. Hats that give no obstruction to the bloodflow, hats that do not crush the hair. Interesting thought, isn't it? Just for comparison, let's go native. Back to the animal instinct. There in the lesser civilized part of the world, it's the male who adorns himself with the fancy objects, such as paints, frills, and masks. The true instinct. The animal instinct. Bird and animal life. Is it not so that it's the male who is the fancy one? Could it be that the male was meant to attract the attention of the female? What's so wrong about that? Where is the animal instinct in modern civilization? Female has the fluff and the finery, as specified by those who design and sell. Little Miss Female, you should feel quite proud of the situation. You of course realize it's predominantly men who design your clothes, your jewelry, your makeup, your hair styling, your perfume. But life, even though it's changes are slow, moves on. There's no law against wearing such apparel on the street, as long as it can be distinguished that man is man and woman is woman. But, what is it that would happen were this individual to appear on the street? You're doing it now - laughing. Yet, it's not a situation to be laughed at. Thus, the strange case of Glen, who was Glenda, one and the same person. Not half man-half woman, but nevertheless, man and woman in the same body, even though by all outward appearances Glen is fully and completely a man.
 * Glen is not a homosexual. Glen is a transvestite, but he is not a homosexual. Transvestism is the term given by medical science to those persons who desperately wish to wear the clothing of the opposite sex, yet whose sex life in all instances remains quite normal. Would you be surprised to know that this rough, tough individual is wearing pink, satin undies under his rough exterior clothing? He is. Then there is your friend the milkman who...who knows how to find comfort at home.
 * Glen and all the hundreds of thousands of other Glens across the nation face quite a problem. Glen is engaged to be married to Barbara, a lovely intelligent girl. The problem? Glenda, Glen's other self. The girl that he himself is, his other individual personality.
 * Glen's problem is a deep one, but he must tell her...soon...She's begun to notice things: his nails, his eyes when he looks into a lady's store window, so many of the little things that are so hard to hide. Soon she will realize. Then there was the time Barbara was wearing the sweater Glen had always wanted to feel on his own body. It was becoming an obsession to him. He must have it.
 * Always the same. He's not had the nerve to tell her. But he must soon come to some conclusion or forget the marriage. Should he tell Barbara of his Glenda now, before the wedding, or hit her between the eyes with it after, when it might be too late for either of them. The world is a strange place to live in. All those cars, all going someplace, all carrying humans, which are carrying out their lives. The world is shocked by a person who changed his sex. Glenda is shocked also, but by another reason: Someone like her had the nerve to do something factual about their situation. There are so many problems for Glen and all the other Glens. Perhaps the fear of discovery of the underthings they wear beneath their regular outer clothing, or that which they wear during their nightly visit to Morpheus, God of Sleep.
 * The homosexual, it is true, does adopt the clothing or the makeup of a woman to lure the members of his own sex. But this is not so for the transvestite. The transvestite is not interested in those of their own sex. The clothing is not worn to attract the attention of their own sex, but to eliminate themselves from being a member of that sex.
 * The end is only the beginning. Time passes, soon, due to a happily married life, the remembrance of the psychiatric treatments, and Barbara's love and understanding, Glenda begins to disappear forever from Glen. Glen has found his mother, his little sister, his wife, and his Glenda all in one lovely package. Thus Glen's case has a happy conclusion.

Others

 * Barbara: Once, long ago, just after we started going steady together, we promised we'd never lie to each other. Are we gonna start now, just because we're engaged to be married?
 * Johnny: Our whole existence is one big problem after another.
 * Glen/Glenda: My mind's in a muddle, like in a thick fog. I can't make sense to myself sometimes. I thought I could stop wearing these things. I tried, honestly I tried. I haven't had a stitch of them on for nearly two weeks until tonight. Then I couldn't stand it any more. I had to put them on or go out of my mind. I'm afraid I'll lose her. I don't want that to happen because I really love her.

Dialogue

 * Alton: I've always heard you to be a hard-hearted policeman, Inspector.
 * Warren: Isn't that what's thought of most policemen? The laws are written, the policeman is hired to see that those laws are enforced. We have a job to do, as in most jobs there is always someone who doesn't want that job to be done. In most factories today, the employer has put up suggestion boxes. Even the employer needs advice once in a while. I think in the case we're referring to, I need advice. Maybe it shouldn't have happened as it did. Perhaps the next time we can prevent it.
 * Alton: Let's get our stories straight. You're referring to the suicide of the transvestite?
 * Warren: If that's the word you men of medical science use for a man who wears women's clothing, yes.
 * Alton: Yes, in cold, technical language, that's the word. As unfriendly and as vicious as it may sound. However in actuality it's not an unfriendly word, not is it vicious when you know the people to whom it pertains.

 * Warren: I'd like to hear the story to the fullest.
 * Alton: Only the infinity of the depths of a man's mind can really tell the story.
 * Scientist: Dr. Alton. A young man who is...speaks the words of the all-wise. No one can really tell the story. Mistakes are made. But there is no mistaking the thoughts in a man's mind. The story...is begun...

 * Narrator: One might say, there but for the grace of God go I. Why is a modern world shocked by this headline? Why? Once, not so very long ago, people were saying:
 * Woman: Airplanes...ha! Why it's against the Creator's will. If the Creator wanted us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
 * Narrator: But we fly. Maybe some of you remember an even sillier remark:
 * Man: Automobiles? Ah...they scare the horses. If'n the Creator hadda meant for us to roll around the countryside, we'd have been born with wheels.
 * Narrator: Silly? Certainly. We were not born with wings, we were not born with wheels. But in the modern world of today it's an accepted fact that we must have them. So we have corrected that which nature has not given us. Strangely enough, nature has given us all these things, we just had to learn how to put nature's elements together for our use, that's all. Yet the world is shocked by a sex change.
 * Woman: If the Creator had wanted us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
 * Man: If the Creator hadda meant us to roll around the countryside, we'd have been born with wheels.
 * Young Woman: If the Creator had meant us to be boys, we certainly would have been born boys.
 * Young Man: If the Creator had meant us to be girls, we certainly would have been born girls.
 * Narrator: Are we sure? Nature makes mistakes, it's proven everyday. This person is a transvestite. A man who is more comfortable wearing women's clothing. The term transvestite is the name given by medical science to those persons who wear the clothing of the opposite sex. The title of this can only be labelled Behind Locked Doors. Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt, or even the lounging outfit he has on, and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, think better, he can play better, and he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy. These things are his comfort. But why the wig and makeup? He dares to enter the street dressed in the clothes he so much desires to wear. But only if he really appears female. The long hair, the makeup, the clothing, the actual contours of a girl. Most transvestites do not want to change their life, their bodies, many of them simply want to change the clothing they wear to that as worn by the opposite sex.

 * Glen: My sister let me borrow her dress.
 * Father: You want to borrow your sister's dress?! What for?
 * Glen: I want to wear it the Halloween Party.
 * Father: There are names for boys who go around wearing girls' clothes.
 * Mother: Oh, don't be silly Darling. You go ahead and wear your sister's dress, Glen. You always did look much better as a girl than you do as a man.
 * Narrator: Glen did wear the dress to the Halloween party. He even took first prize. Then one day it wasn't Halloween any longer.

 * Sheila: When things like this go wrong with someone so close, and in your own family, it's so hard to believe.
 * Friend: It's not really hard to believe, it's just hard for you to accept!
 * Sheila: Well of course it's hard for me to accept! Suppose I were to come home with Roy or one of my other boyfriends some night, and find Glen like I did last night.
 * Friend: Yeah...that would be hard to explain.
 * Sheila: That's the understatement of the year. Just how does one go introducing your friends to your brother when Brother's wearing you best sweater, your skirt, and makeup to boot?!

 * Glen: G'night.
 * Barbara: That's the sixth time you've said goodnight.
 * Glen: I guess it is.

 * Warren: Then the way I get it, this Glen and the character he created, much as an author creates a character in a book, was invented as a love object, to take the place of the love he never received in his early youth, through lack of it from his parents. The character was created and dressed, and lives the life the author designs for him to live, and dies only when the author wants him to die.
 * Alton: Correct, except that for the character Glenda to die the elements must be right.

 * Barbara: Should I let him continue to wear girls' clothing, or should I put my foot down?
 * Alton: If you put your foot down he'd only go behind closed doors. Love is the only answer.

 * Alton: Therefore two entirely different cases, handled in two entirely different ways have a happy ending.
 * Warren: Yeah, those two. But what of the hundreds of other less fortunate Glens, the world over?
 * Scientist: Yes. But what of the others, less fortunate Glens, the world over? Oh, snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Taglines

 * He Loved Women So Much, He Dared To Dress Like One!
 * What am I... MALE or FEMALE!
 * The strange case of a "man" who changed his SEX!
 * Strange Loves... of those who live and love but can not marry!
 * What Was "His" Sex...? A Daring Expose Of A Modern Problem...

Cast

 * Bela Lugosi - Scientist
 * Lyle Talbot - Insp. Warren
 * Timothy Farrell - Dr. Alton/Narrator
 * Dolores Fuller - Barbara
 * Edward D. Wood Jr. - Glen/Glenda (appearing as Daniel Davis)
 * Charles Crafts - Johnny

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Robot Monster

Robot Monster is a 1953 film about the monstrous Ro-Man who attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter. It is widely regarded as a cult film and one of the worst movies ever made.
 * Directed by Phil Tucker. Written by Wyott Ordung.

Monsters Attack Earth! taglines

Ro-Man

 * I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!
 * Your people were getting too intelligent. We could not wait until you were strong enough to attack us; we had to attack you first.
 * The child is impertinent.
 * I will re-calculate. Your deaths will be indescribable.
 * Show yourselves, and I promise you a painless death.
 * Hu-mans, listen to me. Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left

Others

 * Carla: Is Alice going on a date with Ro-Man?
 * Johnny: [to Ro-Man] You look like a pooped out pinwheel.
 * The Professor: [Roy walks up to the group and collapses] He's dead, and there's nothing we can do.
 * The Professor's Assistant: I'm bossy? You're so bossy you oughta be milked before you come home at night.

Dialogue

 * Great One: Have you made the correction?
 * Ro-Man: I need guidance, Great One. For the first time in my life, I am not sure.
 * Great One: You sound like a hu-man, not a Ro-Man. Can you not verify a fact?
 * Ro-Man: I meshed my LIP with the view-screen auditor, and picked up a count of five.
 * Great One: Error! Error! There are eight!
 * Ro-Man: Then the other three still elude me. Is it possible they have a counterpower?

 * Great One: Attention. Attention, extension XJ-2. Attention. Attention, extension XJ-2.
 * Ro-Man: We hear you, Great Guidance.
 * Great One: Earth Ro-Man, you violate the laws of plans. Fact: you have captured the girl and not destroyed her. Fact: you have delayed accepting the surrender of the orders. this verges on failure.
 * Ro-Man: There is one thing you do not understand, Great Guidance.
 * Great One: You reject the plan?
 * Ro-Man: I wish to make an estimate of my own.
 * Great One: To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man.
 * Ro-Man: Yes! To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?
 * Great One: You are an extension of the Ro-Man, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now, I set you into motion. One: destroy the girl. Two: destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you!

 * Johnny: I think you are just a big bully, picking on those smaller than you are!
 * Ro-Man: Now I will kill you.

 * Ro-Man: I am ordered to kill you. I must do it with my hands.
 * Alice: How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man? It seems impossible.
 * Ro-Man: We Ro-Mans obtain our strength from the planet Ro-Man, relayed from individual energizers.

 * Ro-Man: Great Guidance, I have a favorable report. I have already eliminated one of them.
 * Great One: Good.
 * Ro-Man: Force was necessary. It was a simple matter of strangulation. That leaves four.
 * Great One: [buzzer sounds] Error! Again! Five!
 * Ro-Man: Four - and one more on whom I have made an estimate in relation to our strategic reserve. The plan should include one human being for reference in case of unforeseen contingencies.

 * The Professor: He's impervious!
 * Alice: Unless we find his weak spot!

Taglines

 * Monsters Attack Earth!
 * Moon monsters launch attack against Earth! How can science meet the menace of astral assassins? New Science Fiction Thrills!
 * Adventures Into The Future in New TRU-3 Dimension

Cast

 * George Nader - Roy
 * Claudia Barrett - Alice
 * Selena Royle - Mother
 * John Mylong - The Professor
 * Gregory Moffett - Johnny
 * Pamela Paulson - Carla
 * George Barrows - Ro-Man the Monster/Great Guidance

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Analyze This

Analyze This is a 1999 film released by Warner Bros. Pictures. Directed by Harold Ramis, it features Robert De Niro as a gangster and Billy Crystal as a psychiatrist. It was written by screenwriter Peter Tolan and former Naked Angels playwright Kenneth Lonergan. A sequel, Analyze That was released in 2002.

Dr. Ben Sobel

 * (masquerading as a mobster) My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.

 * [talks to patient] Well, the first thing I think you should do... is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! You are a tragedy queen [mocks whining voice] "Steve doesn't like me. Steve doesn't respect me." I mean, who gives a shit? GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!

 * [Upon receiving an exquisite fountain from Vitti as a gift] Call the Vatican, see if there's anything missing.

Dialogue

 * Boss Paul Vitti: You know me?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: No you don't.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Okay.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: You see my picture in the paper?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: No you didn't.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: I don't even get the paper.

 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: (scoffing) Fuckin' Greeks.

 * Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?

 * Boss Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Could we define the word "fag," because...?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: I go fag, you die. Got it?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Got it.

 * Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, people get depressed, they jump. It's a human tragedy. It ain't my fault.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, now you're gonna tell me it was a suicide?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: I don't know, I think he left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
 * Jelly: (taking out a pen) Uh no, but they will in a minute.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bullshit, I can't fucking take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy."
 * Jelly: Hey, that's good, Doc.

 * Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick, son-of-a-bitch, rat-bastard you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still fucked up! You did fucking NOTHING for me!
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Vitti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT...! That got away from me at the end there.

 * Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: No.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

 * Michael Sobel: Was that really Paul Vitti?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.

 * Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn't get it up last night
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?

 * [Vitti is trying to forgive Primo for attempting to whack him.]
 * Primo: Yeah, who is this?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: It's me.
 * Primo: Me who?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Me. Me.
 * Primo: Me? Me who?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Me. You know me. Me.
 * Primo: Yeah, how's it goin'?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Not good. Not good. Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine? They're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that, and I'm trying to get some... some...
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Closure.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: ...closure on that.
 * Primo: What kind of feelings?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: I'm feeling very angry about that, I'm really- I'm enraged. I'm feeling very very mad about that.
 * Primo: Yeah, so why are you telling me?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Why'm I telling you? Like you don't know nothin' about it? Eh?
 * [Dr. Sobel gestures hurriedly for Vitti to be calm and slow down]
 * Primo: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: You don't know nothin'? What?
 * Primo: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Okay, whatever, I'm just trying to... tell you about my feelings, and that I'm angry, and that that anger is...
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: A blocked wish.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: A blocked wish, and I'm looking forward to seeing you, next week at that thing, and unblock that angered wish, and hopefully, hopefully... [losing his temper] if you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off and shove 'em up your fuckin' ass. I'll fuckin' bury you! I'll stick fucking ice picks in your eyes. I'll chop your fucking eyeballs and I'll send 'em to your family so they can eat them for dessert! Do you understand me?!
 * Primo: Hey, Paul.
 * Boss Paul Vitti: What?
 * Primo: Fuck you. [hangs up]
 * Boss Paul Vitti: (throws down phone) You motherfucker!
 * [In his office, Primo looks at one of his men]
 * Primo: You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what he's gonna hit us with, then I wanna know what it is.

 * Dr. Ben Sobel: You know what I do I'm mad, Paul? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel.
 * [Vitti takes out a pistol and empties it into the pillow]
 * Boss Paul Vitti: There's your fuckin' pillow.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Feel better?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: ...Yeah, I do.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Good.

 * Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't really gonna whack you.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul...
 * Boss Paul Vitti: Okay, I was gonna whack you. But I was real conflicted about it.

 * Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" very often, do you?
 * Boss Paul Vitti: I hear it all the time, but usually it's, "No, please, no, no!"

 * Primo: Everybody knows there's been this thing between me and Paul Vitti for a long time.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Which thing are you talking about? The first thing or the second thing?
 * Primo: What second thing? I only know one thing.
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, how can we bring up the first thing if we're not gonna talk about the second thing. Did you talk to the guy?
 * Primo: What guy?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: The guy with the thing!
 * Primo: What thing? What the fuck are you talking about?
 * Dr. Ben Sobel: How should I know? You brought it up.

Cast

 * Robert De Niro as Paul Vitti
 * Billy Crystal as Ben Sobel M.D.
 * Lisa Kudrow as Laura MacNamara
 * Chazz Palminteri as Primo Sindone
 * Joe Viterelli as Jelly
 * Kyle Sabihy as Michael
 * Pat Cooper as Sal Masiello
 * Joe Rigano as Manetta
 * Leo Rossi as Carlo Mangano
 * Richard C. Castellano as Jimmy
 * Pasquale Cajano as Frankie Zello
 * Gene Ruffini as Joe Baldassare
 * Judith Kahan as Elaine Felton
 * Tony Bennett (Guest starring) as Himself
 * DonnaMarie Recco as Shiela
 * Bill Macy as Dr. Isaac Sobel
 * Rebecca Schull as Dorothy Sobel
 * Asaif Mandvi as Dr. Shulman

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Charles Tart

Charles T. Tart Ph.D. (born 1937) is internationally known for his psychological work on the nature of consciousness (particularly altered states of consciousness), as one of the founders of the field of transpersonal psychology, and for his research in scientific parapsychology. His two classic books, Altered States of Consciousness (1969) and Transpersonal Psychologies (1975), became widely used texts that were instrumental in allowing these areas to become part of modern psychology.

Quotes

 * It is clear that man has functioned in a multitude of states of consciousness and that different cultures have varied enormously in recognition and utilization of, and attitudes toward, ASC's. Many "primitive" peoples, for example, believe that almost every normal adult has the possibility to go into a trance state and be possessed by a god; the adult who cannot do this is a psychological cripple. How deficient Americans would seem to a person from such a culture. In many Eastern civilizations, elaborate techniques have been developed for inducing and utilizing ASC's, such as Yoga and Zen systems. In some cases vocabularies have been developed for talking about these ASC's more adequately. Fredrick Spiegelberg, the noted Indian scholar, pointed out that Sanskrit has about 20 nouns which we translate into "consciousness" or "mind" because we do not have the vocabulary to specify the different shades of meaning in these words.
 * Foreword to Altered States of Consciousness (1969)

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The Pacifier

The Pacifier is a 2005 comedy film featuring Vin Diesel and Lauren Graham. The film tells the story of Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe who is assigned to protect five children from enemies of their scientist father who was recently deceased. Prepare for bottle. (taglines)

Lulu Plummer

 * Land! Solid land!!

Dialogue

 * Shane Wolfe: [first lines] Atten-hut! Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer. He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels. Yeah, I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection. Nothing else. They enemy has a boat, 4 jet skis and a chopper.

 * ''[Shane catches Zoe's boyfriend, Scott, trying to get into the house and acts like an overprotective father]
 * Scott: Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.
 * Zoe: Okay. Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on.
 * Shane Wolfe: [pulls Scott back] No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. [Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20] I meant push-ups.
 * Scott: Zoe?
 * Shane Wolfe: Drop down! Do 20! [Scott does push-ups]
 * Zoe: Okay, this is not the Army or the Navy. Real nice move, Lieutenant Smooth. He'll probably never speak to me.
 * Shane Wolfe: Then I did you a favor.
 * Zoe: Whoa, personal bubble invasion.
 * Shane Wolfe: Your mother was worried sick about you. You should just call her and tell her the truth.
 * Zoe: Oh, I'm sure you'll take care of that for me. Stay out of my life.

 * Shane Wolfe: Got them here. My fault.
 * Murney: Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer. I guess Mrs. Plummer thought so too, huh? Wow, you got a real upper torso going on, huh? You ever do any time?
 * Seth: [low] Sasquatch.
 * Murney: You got something to say, boy?
 * Seth: No.
 * Murney: No? Good. Wow, it looks like you have a pair of legs coming out of your shoulders. You hit the gym a lot, do you?
 * Shane Wolfe: Eh.
 * Seth: [low tone] Woolly mammoth.
 * Murney: All right, you know what, Creeper? You just bought yourself an extra 15 minutes on the mats with the Murninator!
 * Shane Wolfe: Excuse me, Lieutenant Shane Wolfe. I'm watching the kids for the Plummers, a few days.
 * Murney: Oh, babysitter, huh? Well, good, whatever job you can get, right? I'm Murney, Dwayne Murney. My friends call me "Little Puppet". I'm the VP here. I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy from top to bottom, K through 12. You're in my house now, strong man.
 * Shane Wolfe: You're the vice principal.
 * Murney: And the wrestling coach. See the Creeper over there? He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month. And her, she has missed 22 Driver's Ed classes out of 23! These are the worst students in my school. I'm ashamed of...
 * Claire Fletcher: Your school? Good morning, kids. [clears throat] Mr. Murney, thank you so much for watching my chair for me. I'll take it from here.
 * Murney: Roger that. Absolutely. I was just informing our new friend here about some of the duties as vice principal.
 * Claire Fletcher: Yes, and speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation into the baloney slices on the cafeteria ceiling?
 * Murney: Oh, that's been taking some interesting turns.
 * Claire Fletcher: You just keep up the good work.
 * Murney: Right then. I'll be on the roof.
 * Claire Fletcher: Bye, now. All right, kids, I think it's time to get back to class. I'll cut you some slack seeing as it's Lieutenant Wolfe's first day. Thank you.

 * Seth: Hey!
 * Shane Wolfe: Enough.
 * Murney: All right, you heard the lady. Let's break it up, guys. Come on. Hmm? Relax, Popeye. Boys will be boys, huh? Anyway, it's kinda good for the creeper. Gives him a chance to punk up. Learn to defend himself.
 * Shane Wolfe: Six against one?
 * Murney: Well, you know, the odds are never pretty, but look at it, as like, a preparation for him. You know, the naked streets of Bethesda can be so dark and dangerous, right, creeper? [Seth angrily tries to attack Murney, but Shane restrains him]
 * Shane Wolfe: Ooh, whoa.
 * Murney: You're pretty quick there, frogman. I, myself, happen to be a blackbelt. That's why they wanted me to coach the wrestling team. Ooh-aah! Sensei. You know what that's called, homeboy? Total control. You all right? Hmm? I tell you what, maybe sometime you can pop by our wrestling class, and we'll show a couple pros how it's done. What do you think? I'll go easy on you.
 * Shane Wolfe: I'm on duty.
 * Murney: You're on duty. Oh, that's right. That's right, you're a babysitter. So it's kind of like "doo-doo duty". Don't worry about it. We'll do it on a day when you're not washing your hair, hmm? And I'll see you in class. At ease.
 * Shane Wolfe: That guy don't have his head on right.
 * Seth: I was fine! I don't need your help.

 * Seth: What are you doing?
 * Shane Wolfe: You're burning daylight! Move!
 * Seth: It's Sunday. And it's 6:00 am! You're insane!

 * Shane Wolfe: Okay, so she wrecked the Driver's Ed car. The insurance will pay for it.
 * Murney: They were parallel parking when the instructor jumped from the car. But it's not about her. It's about the boy.
 * Shane Wolfe: Has he been skipping class again?
 * Claire Fletcher: Skipping class? He always skips sixth period, but...
 * Murney: All right, Seth! Okay, take off the hat.
 * Shane Wolfe: Go ahead.
 * Murney: Look at that. That's how he showed up for practice today. And that's not all. I was doing a little recon in his locker and I found this, okay? Now if it was a girlie magazine or a hamster, fine. Boys will be boys. But this is sick.
 * Shane Wolfe: All right, he dyed his hair. He's not a Nazi.
 * Claire Fletcher: This is not normal. We're very concerned. [bell rings] All right, kids, why don't you get back to class? Mr. Murney, would you give me a minute? Look, I'm sure this is about their father. We've tried to get Seth and Zoe to talk to the school psychologist, but they won't. Maybe you can get through to them and see what's going on?
 * Shane Wolfe: I'll talk to them and see what I can do.
 * Claire Fletcher: Thanks.

 * Lulu: Hi. Zoe says you look like the Hulk. I think you're cute.
 * Shane: (stunned) Thank you.
 * Lulu: Do you know kung-fu?
 * Shane Wolfe: Yes.
 * Lulu: Have you ever punch a guy so hard his head came off?
 * Shane Wolfe: No.
 * Lulu: Why are your boobs so big?
 * Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
 * Lulu: Do you have to wear a bra? Will mine be as big as yours one day?
 * Shane Wolfe: You know what, little girl? I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.
 * Lulu: Do I look like I'm five to you?
 * Shane Wolfe: What did I say?
 * Lulu: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

 * Zoe: Come on, Seth. You've been in there for an hour. Thanks a lot, Lieutenant Loser. Now I'm gonna be the school joke. I don't even know what I'm gonna say to my friends.
 * Shane Wolfe: You call those people your friends? They have no respect for you. They have no respect for your home. You have no respect for yourself.
 * Zoe: I do, too, respect myself!
 * Shane Wolfe: Company downstairs. And that means you too.
 * Zoe: You're not my dad. In case you haven't noticed, this family is going through a really hard time, and you're just making everything a lot worse. You have no feelings. We hate you, and you hate us. So why don't you just leave us alone?
 * Shane Wolfe: Don't worry. When your mom comes back, I'm gone. [crash] Now what?
 * Zoe: Scott.

 * Helga: [to Shane] Tell me, are you licensed to kill?
 * Shane Wolfe: No, ma'am.
 * Helga: Hmm. Too bad. It could have come in handy.
 * Shane Wolfe: Where's the baby? [Lulu points to the kitchen] Is there anyone here who understands the meaning of the word "discipline"?
 * Helga: Hey, Flipper, you don't like it? Do something. I make bottle. [Peter throws some cereal onto Helga and Tyler cries] Thank you, Peter.

 * Murney: I don't think you understand. Don't you ever do that again. Is that clear? Okay, I've had it. I caught the kid dancing on the bleachers to no music. I want him out of my class. Somebody's gotta give this punk a talking to.
 * Shane Wolfe: Seth?
 * Murney: Well, you got something to say, twinkle toes?
 * Seth: Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney. I quit.
 * Murney: You quit. You know why you quit? Because you're a quitter. And everybody knows that quitters quit. What are you scared of, huh, Prancer?
 * Seth: I'm not scared. I want to act.
 * Murney: And I want to take up origami.
 * Seth: I'm in The Sound of Music.
 * Murney: Oh, a musical. So you're giving up wrestling to be in a musical. You see, that's what happens when there isn't a man in the house.
 * Seth: There is a man in the house. It's me.
 * Murney: [laughs] Well, it's gotta be a tiny house. You think you're tough, boy, don't you? Wanna shave the tiger? Do you? Huh? You want it tough?
 * Shane Wolfe: Where did you wanna do this?
 * Murney: What are you talking about, babysitter?
 * Shane Wolfe: You said you wanted to wrestle. Where? When?
 * Murney: After school.
 * Shane Wolfe: Okay. Today?
 * Murney: That's right, the gym, okay? Remember, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. [snorts] Out of my way!
 * Shane Wolfe: How did that feel?
 * Seth: It was good.

 * Lulu: Shane! You can't do this! You can't leave a man behind!
 * Seth: Hold on, I got it. [open bottle with milk awake Shane]
 * Zoe and Lulu: Shane!
 * Zoe: Where's Mom?
 * Shane Wolfe: Mom? I'll find her. You guys run and get help! [four kids running in Julie's car.] Hurry!
 * Lulu: Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
 * Shane Wolfe: Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.

 * Zoe: Oh, my God! What do we do?
 * Seth: Find a cop.

 * Zoe: He's gaining on us.
 * Seth: I'll handle it.

 * [while Bill and Mrs. Chun are distracted, Shane pulls Julie out of Bill's grasp and leg sweeps them both. Shane struggles with Bill until Mrs. Chun jumps onto Shane. Bill accidentally hits Mrs Chun and he and Shane trade blows and Shane knocks Bill to the ground, then Bill hold Shane at gunpoint]
 * Bill Fawcett: Any last words, Shane?
 * Shane Wolfe: Say good night, Peter Panda.
 * [The safe opens up, and knocks Bill on the head and knocked him to the floor.]
 * Julie Plummer: Shane, are you okay? [Julie punches Mrs. Chun the face] She was never a good neighbor.

 * Seth: Zoe, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have time to stop!
 * Zoe: Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking.

 * Shane Wolfe: Gary, now!
 * [Gary bites Mr. Chun in the crotch and screaming. Claire kicks the back patch Mr. Chun, rolls on his back again, turns around and kicks with her feet on the neck and knocks him unconscious.]
 * Claire Fletcher: Couldn't let you have all the fun.
 * ''[Claire gets off Mr. Chun and he gets arrested, Shane takes from GHOST, Julie Plummer and 5 Kids sigh happily and embrace. Later, Bill Fawcett & Mrs. Chun two both are arrested.]

 * Claire Fletcher: Looks like you have a hit on your hands.
 * Shane Wolfe: You think so?
 * Claire Fletcher: Mm-hmm. You should take over the drama department instead of the wrestling team. [She and Shane chuckle] It's gonna be nice having you around now. Now that Murney's found his true calling.
 * Murney: [singing] Climb every mountain/Ford every stream
 * Shane Wolfe: It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.
 * [He and Claire share a kiss]

Taglines

 * Welcome to the infantry.
 * This Navy S.E.A.L. Meets His Match.
 * Prepare for bottle.
 * Prepare for bottle. Prepare for battle.

Teams

 * Good: Shane Wolfe vs Bad: Bill Fawcett, Shane's evil officer
 * Good: Julie Plummer vs Bad: Mrs. Chun, Plummer's abusive neighbor
 * Good: Claire Fletcher vs Bad: Mr. Chun

Cast

 * Vin Diesel as Lieutenant Shane Wolfe
 * Lauren Graham as Claire Fletcher
 * Faith Ford as Julie Plummer
 * Brittany Snow as Zoe Plummer
 * Max Thieriot as Seth Plummer
 * Chris Potter as Captain Bill Fawcett
 * Morgan York as Lulu Plummer
 * Scott Thompson as the director of a local production of The Sound of Music
 * Carol Kane as Helga Popescu
 * Brad Garrett as Vice Principal Dwayne Murney
 * Keegan and Logan Hoover as Peter Plummer
 * Bo and Luke Vink as Baby Tyler Plummer
 * Tate Donovan as Howard Plummer
 * Dennis Akayama as Mr. Chun
 * Mung-Ling Tsui as Mrs. Chun

title: The Pacifier


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Talk:Zack de la Rocha

Dear Zack, Please let your music do some talking. You were getting to more people when you were in a band. It is a shame you have chosen to silence yourself. Please spread your views to the masses. You were right when you said a little discomfort within a band is a small price to pay to voice your views. Stand back up. I would be happy to join anything to support you.

I agree
Yeah, definitely. Not only does everyone miss Zack and also Rage, but look at the state the world is still in. With the Iraq war going on longer than WWII and global warming destroying completely everything while George W. Bush dismisses the facts, what better time than now? We should find a way to get Zack back. Seriously. We could make a community on the internet large enough for Zack to notice, and maybe then we might get somewhere. It's just a thought.

After hearing about Zack helping out with the South Central Farmers and the Hurricane Katrina disaster, it was a massive relief to hear he's 'still doing his bit'. Zack definetely needs to hijack the mainstream again.

yeah i agree i think that zack definitely needs to come back with rage!

Very colorful guy, sure our politics may correlate, except for my firm belief that humanity is way too dumb to survive.

never heard of him, I was just here fixing some obvious spelling mistakes for prior interlocuters.

Rage is back!

This guy is as annoying as annoying gets. Way overrated. Don't like it when they mix politics with music - it really has no place - people aren't interested in it. The only people who get into political music are emo white folks.

- Fuck you. - Renegade Rabbit

Don't you spell it 'interlocutors'
I don't mean to insult you, but maybe you shouldn't spend your life correcting spellings. Politics affects everyone on the planet, even other animals. If you think the human race is dumb, then I suppose you're just pesimistic. There have never been such obvious inequalities in the world, and to dismiss them like that is just ignorant. If you have read the quotes on this page, you might remember this one:

"You're part of the solution or you're part of the fucking problem."

Irony
Does anybody else think that it is ironic that at the top of the page is a message saying "Please review Wikiquote:Templates, to determine how to edit this article to conform to the current standard."

Live Shows: Rage Against The Machine

 * This next song goes out to those who still believe that there is an american dream. And still believe that within that dream there is something called freedom. It is time to fucking wake up, and begin to truly think for ourselves, and find new sources of information... otherwise - things like what's happening in the persian gulf will continue. They will be able to make decisions for you, unless you fucking wake up, and take that vail of complacence from your eyes, and fucking begin to remove the bullet from your head."

 * Just for your personal attention, we would announce, and make very clear, that the U.S. government is starting another Vietnam in southern Mexico. We would like to make this very clear to you, because we believe, we strongly believe that the media in the U.S. is blocking it from your attention. What they're attempting to do, is prevent you, from getting involved here, to prevent the death of millions of indigenous people who took up arms, against the 65 year old dictatorship: the P.R.I. And at this moment in time, millions of indigenous people are being chased into the hillsides, by armies fueled, and funded by the U.S. government. By the Clinton administration, by William Perry, and all them fuckin' pigs up in Washington. And we fell that it's important that we all know that and understand that, and that our action can stop it. So are you standin' in line? You believin' the lies? You bowin' down to this flag? You gotta bullet in your head?...."

 * When I say no more lies...I'm telling you that we're not hear to celebrate this lie that is Christmas. With images of Santa, this prosperous white man, bringing presents and good hope to the communities of our countries is a fat lie. And is one installed only to legitimize the falsehood which is white supremecy. So no more lies...no more lies..."

 * For hundreds of years America has sent people into the fuckin Middle East in the name of freedom, in the name of democracy and have murdered innocent women and children to rape, conquer and divide them of there resources. Today the situation still stands and people are still being murdered in the name of freedom. Wake up to your powers as an individual and speak out and act against fucking imperialistic actions like this.

 * I've got to expose hypocrisy in my own self. The conciousness of my own self, before I ever stand up and speak for other individuals who are trying to be the same.

 * And there were men in this country who gave us the power to think critically again. There were men in this country who rose up and lifted there minds out of the choices and lifted there minds up and showed all of us that we are individuals who can use our mind and our spirit to fight a hypocritical and brutal system.used in spirit to speak to all of us regardless of color, regardless of up bringing, and regardless of class and showed us all that this is a country that for 500 years has murdered, and enslaved, and stolen our land, and kept us from seeing ourselves as who we truly are.

 * It seems as soon as the wall of Germany fell, the US government was busy building one between the border between the US and Mexico. Since 1986 as result of a lot of the hate talk and hysteria that the the government of the United States has been speaking, 1500 bodies have been found on the border. We wrote this song in response to it. Its called Without a Face."

 * "Check it out, check it out. Apparently just before this concert, there was some friends of ours in an organization called "The Friends and Family of Mumia Abu-Jamal". And somebody that came out here to pass out some information were sweated for wearing this very t-shirt right here (Zack points to his shirt and it has a picture of Mumia in cuffs and it say's "Free Mumia Abu-Jamal" underneath it). Now apparently it wasn't one of the promoters, and it wasn't some security guard, and I'm not going to make any assumptions but we're not nieve enough to think that there aren't members of the intelligence community right here in this fucking crowd who wanna prevent you from understanding why Mumia Abu-Jamal should be free. So let this be a message to you mister whoever the fuck you are and whoever they think they are. You're not going to intimidate us, and your not going to intimidate anyone in here from becoming a part of the movement to free Mumia Abu-Jamal. Yes. So in the back over here there's a table setup, and any of you can go over there and pick up as much information as you want. You should really check that shit out. Please do."

 * We've got to regain knowledge again, and we've got to regain an understanding again, of who we are. Not just those chosen to fuel systems, but individuals who have the power to criticize and analyze, and attack injustice when it becomes prevalent and apparent in front of our faces like it is in ours right now. We've been all put to sleep. Put to sleep to a system. A system that continues to perpetrate ignorance amongst our spirit and amongst our minds. One that wants you not to act. A system that would rather see all of you at that bar drinking beer filling your minds being put to sleep with beer or with drugs rather than acting against it and fighting a system which has been perpetrating imperialist lies and other fucking bullshit for five hundred years. So fuckin drink up or fuckin wake up. Your part of the solution or your part of the fuckin problem. I am sick and tired of my own complacence in my life and I know I'm fuckin sick of yours. So wake up and stop fuckin sleeping. Wake Up."

 * We don't support any kind of killers, especially not killer cops."

 * For mister Bob Grant, you racist mother fucker. For the censors of Saturday Night Live. We gotta shut down the programs of Vietnow"

"He has the nerve to call us violent when last year there were 80,000 cases of police brutality filed against departments all over the country this sheriff pig is poppin' off, poppin'off about how we're violent. Well, shit, he belongs to the most violent gang in US history."

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Georges Danton

Georges Jacques Danton (October 26 1759 – April 5 1794) was a French lawyer and a leading figure in the French Revolution. He became a deputy to the Paris Commune, presided in the Cordeliers district, and visited the Jacobin club. In August 1792 he became French Minister of Justice and was responsible for inciting the September Massacres. In Spring 1793 he supported the foundation of a Revolutionary Tribunal and became the first president of the Committee of Public Safety. After the Insurrection of 31 May - 2 June 1793 he changed his mind on the use of force and lost his seat in the committee; Danton and Robespierre became rivals. In early October, 1793, he left politics but was urged to return to Paris to plead, as a moderate, for an end to the Terror. Danton's continual criticism of the Committee of Public Safety provoked further counter-attacks and he was guillotined by the advocates of revolutionary terror after accusations of conspiracy, venality and leniency toward the enemies of the Revolution.

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 * Il est satisfaisant, pour les ministres du peuple libre, d'avoir à lui annoncer que la patrie va être sauvée.
 * It is satisfying, for ministers of a free people, to be able to announce to them that the fatherland is going be saved.
 * Speech, Assemblée legislative, Paris (1792-09-02), reported in Le Moniteur (1792-09-04)

 * Après le pain, l'éducation est le premier besoin du peuple.
 * After bread, education is the first need of the people.
 * Speech, Assemblée législative, Paris (1793-08-13), reported in Le Moniteur (1793-08-15)

 * De l'audace, encore de l'audace, toujours de l'audace et la Patrie sera sauvée!
 * Audacity, then again audacity, always audacity and the Fatherland will be saved!
 * Speech, Assemblée legislative, Paris (1792-09-02), reported in Le Moniteur (1792-09-04)

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Delmore Schwartz

Delmore Schwartz (December 8 1913 – July 11 1966) was an American poet and short story writer.

Selected Poems: Summer Knowledge (1959)

 * Each minute bursts in the burning room, The great globe reels in the solar fire, Spinning the trivial and unique away. (How all things flash! How all things flare!) What am I now that I was then? May memory restore again and again The smallest color of the smallest day: This is the school in which we learn, Time is the fire in which we burn.
 * "Calmly We Walk Through This April's Day" (full text online); this poem has also been printed under the title "For Rhoda"

 * I am my father's father, You are your children's guilt. In history's pity and terror The child is Aeneas again;  Troy is in the nursery, The rocking horse is on fire.  Child labor! The child must carry His fathers on his back.
 * "The Ballad of the Children of the Czar"

 * A car coughed, starting. Morning softly Melting the air, lifted the half-covered chair From underseas, kindled the looking-glass, Distinguished the dresser and the white wall. The bird called tentatively, whistled, called, Bubbled and whistled, so! Perplexed, still wet With sleep, affectionate, hungry and cold. So, so, O son of man, the ignorant night, the travail Of early morning, the mystery of the beginning Again and again, while history is unforgiven.
 * "In the Naked Bed, in Plato's Cave"

 * Whence, if ever, shall come the actuality Of a voice speaking the mind's knowing, The sunlight bright on the green windowshade, And the self articulate, affectionate, and flowing, Ease, warmth, light, the utter showing, When in the white bed all things are made.
 * "Sonnet: O City, City"

 * Where the light is, and each thing clear, Separate from all others, standing in its place, I drink the time and touch whatever's near, And hope for day when the whole world has that face: For what assures her present every year? In dark accidents the mind's sufficient grace.
 * "The Beautiful American Word, Sure"

 * How the false truths of the years of youth have passed! Have passed at full speed like trains which never stopped There where I stood and waited, hardly aware, How little I knew, or which of them was the one To mount and ride to hope or where true hope arrives.
 * "I am a Book I neither Wrote nor Read"

 * I no more wrote than read that book which is The self I am, half hidden as it is From one and all who see within a kiss The lounging formless blackness of an abyss. How could I think the brief years were enough To prove the reality of endless love?
 * "I am a Book I neither Wrote nor Read"

 * But this, this which we say before we’re sorry, This which we live behind our unseen faces, Is neither dream, nor childhood, neither Myth, nor landscape, final, nor finished, For we are incomplete and know no future, And we are howling or dancing out our souls In beating syllables before the curtain: We are Shakespearean, we are strangers.
 * "Dogs Are Shakespearean, Children Are Strangers"

 * That inescapable animal walks with me, Has followed me since the black womb held, Moves where I move, distorting my gesture, A caricature, a swollen shadow, A stupid clown of the spirit's motive, Perplexes and affronts with his own darkness, The secret life of belly and bone.
 * "The Heavy Bear Who Goes With Me"

Quotes about Delmore Schwartz

 * My tattered Oscar Williams 1943 anthology, with the beautiful faces of Rukeyser, Schwartz
 * 1993 interview in Conversations with Grace Paley

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