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Meet the Robinsons

Meet the Robinsons is a 2007 computer-animated family film produced by Walt Disney Pictures about an inventive orphan boy named Lewis, whose world is changed when a boy called Wilbur takes him on a trip to the future to meet Wilbur's family, The Robinsons.
 * Directed by Stephen Anderson. Written by Don Hall and Nathan Greno.

If you think your family's different, wait 'til you meet the family of the future.

Dialogue

 * Lewis Robinson: I mean, there's so many things in the world that can be improved. Just think of it. Moving sidewalks, flying cars. The possibilities are endless.
 * Mr. Harrington: Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.
 * Lewis Robinson: All it takes is some imagination and a little science, and we can make the world a better place.
 * Mr. Harrington: Well, these are all interesting ideas. So, what's your favorite sport?
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, does inventing count as a sport?

 * Mr. Willerstein: Dr. Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy there at Inventco Labs, and we're just so excited to have you as a judge.
 * Dr. Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know. One of your students may invent the next integrated circuit or microprocessor or integrated circuit. [stops Mr. Willerstein, realizing something] Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of that lab very much. [looks down at Mr. Willerstein's bow tie he's wearing] Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties. I haven't slept in 8 days!
 * Mr. Willerstein: Well, can I offer you a cot?
 * Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope. [places a sticker with a picture of a coffee mug on Mr. Willerstein's forehead] I've got the caffeine patch. I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects. [screams, scaring Mr. Willerstein] Sorry. Who's that?

 * Mr. Willerstein: Okay, next up is Lizzy and her fire ant farm.
 * Lizzy: That's right.
 * Mr. Willerstein: Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants. You know that they have a tendency to bite people.
 * Lizzy: Only my enemies.
 * Mr. Willerstein: Keep moving, shall we? Top notch, Lizzy! Let's not anger her, or make her jumpy in any way.

 * Lewis Robinson: [clears throat] Have you ever forgotten something, and no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't remember it? Well, what happens to these forgotten memories? I propose they're stored somewhere in your brain, and I built a machine that can retrieve them. I call it… the Memory Scanner! [pulls off the blanket, revealing his invention]
 * Dr. Krucklehorn: It's shiny!
 * Mr. Willerstein: So, Lewis, how does the Memory Scanner work?
 * Lewis Robinson: First, you input the desired period of time on this keypad. Then, a laser scans the cerebral cortex where memories are stored. The retrieved memory is then displayed on this monitor.
 * Dr. Krucklehorn: Wrap him up. I'll take two.
 * Lewis Robinson: Now, I'm going back twelve years, three months and eleven days. [inputs the desired time period on the keypad]
 * Coach: Why that particular day? You didn't think I was paying attention, did you?
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, that was the day… Let's just say that was a very important day of my life.
 * Coach: Fair enough. Play ball.
 * Lewis Robinson: [starting up his invention] It'll just take a second to get the turbines going.

 * Lewis Robinson: Would you quit that, please? I know you're not a pigeon.
 * Wilbur Robinson: [quickly covers Lewis mouth] You're blowing my cover!
 * Lewis Robinson: We're the only ones up here.
 * Wilbur Robinson: That's just what they want you to think. Now, enough moping. Take this back to the science fair and fix that Memory Scanner.
 * Lewis Robinson: Stop! Stop! Get away from me!
 * Wilbur Robinson: Maybe you've forgotten, I'm a time cop from the future. Should be taken very seriously.
 * Lewis Robinson: [swipes the "badge" out of Wilbur's hand] That's no badge. This is a coupon for a tanning salon! You're a fake.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop, but I really am from the future, and there really is this Bowler Hat Guy!
 * Lewis Robinson: [groans] Here we go again.
 * Wilbur Robinson: He stole a time machine, came to the science fair, and ruined your project!
 * Lewis Robinson: My project didn't work because I'm no good. There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! YOU'RE CRAZY!
 * Wilbur Robinson: [exclaiming] I am not crazy!
 * Lewis Robinson: Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Uh… um…
 * Lewis Robinson: Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm just gonna lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple years.
 * Wilbur Robinson: If I prove to you I'm from the future, will you go back to the Science Fair?
 * Lewis Robinson: [sarcastically] Yeah, sure, whatever you say. [Wilbur pushes him on to the edge of the roof] Hey, let go of me! What are you doing, let go of me!
 * Wilbur Robinson: Okay! [pushes Lewis off the roof]
 * Lewis Robinson: [screaming; stops in midair, resumes screaming; Wilbur presses a button and a time machine appears] What is this?! Where are we going?!
 * Wilbur Robinson: To the future!

 * Lewis Robinson: Wilbur, this is a Time Machine! Why should I fix my dumb invention when you can take me to see mom, now, in this ship?
 * Wilbur Robinson: Uh… um…
 * Lewis Robinson: I could actually go back to that night and stop her from giving me up.
 * Wilbur Robinson: The answer is not a time machine. [holds up the drawing of the Memory Scanner] It's this!
 * Lewis Robinson: This? You want to know what I think about this? [tears up the drawing]
 * Wilbur Robinson: What are you doing?!
 * Lewis Robinson: I'm sorry, Wilbur. [moves up to take the wheel] You don't know what I've lived through.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Lewis, no!
 * Lewis Robinson: Let go!
 * Wilbur Robinson: You let go!
 * Lewis Robinson: You're not the boss of me!
 * Wilbur Robinson: Yes, I am! 'Cause you're 12 and I'm 13! That makes me older!
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, I was born in the past, which makes me older and the boss of you! [accidentally rips off the steering wheel]
 * [The Time Machine crashes into a building, damaging one of its wings; Lewis and Wilbur scream while bracing for impact and they crash into a green hill outside the city]
 * Wilbur Robinson: [holds up the steering wheel] I am so dead. I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are gonna kill me, and I can tell you this, it will not be done with mercy!
 * Lewis Robinson: Isn't there, like, a Time Machine Repair Shop, or something?
 * Wilbur Robinson: No! There's only two Time Machines in existence, and the Bowler Hat Guy has the other one!
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, somebody's gonna have to fix this.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Good idea! You're smart, you fix it.
 * Lewis Robinson: [speechless] Are you crazy?! I can't fix this thing.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Yes, you can. You broke it, you fix it.
 * Lewis Robinson: [thinks for a moment] Alright, under one condition. I fix it, you take me back to see my mom.
 * Wilbur Robinson: What?! You didn't even follow through on our last deal! How can I trust you?
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, you told me you were a Time-Cop from the future! How can I trust you?
 * Wilbur Robinson: [long pause] Touche!
 * Lewis Robinson: So do we have a deal?

 * [The screen reads "Watch out!"]
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Watch out! [the Memory Scanner crashes on him] Doris, it's all over! All our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing.
 * [Doris squeaks]
 * Bowler Hat Guy: You're right! Success is still ours for the taking! We must find that boy.

 * [Carl runs away screaming upon seeing Lewis]
 * Lewis Robinson: Well. That was unexpected. [Wilbur quickly slams a fruit hat on Lewis' head] As was that.
 * Wilbur Robinson: If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive, and dance on my grave. I'm not exaggerating! Well... Yes, I am, but not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway!
 * Lewis Robinson: [confused] Why would my hair be a dead giveaway?
 * Wilbur Robinson: That is an excellent question! [runs off]
 * Lewis Robinson: Wait, where are you going?
 * Wilbur Robinson: Another excellent question! [runs under the travel tube and is sucked up]

 * Uncle Spike: Hey, ring my doorbell.
 * Uncle Dimitri: No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell. Ring it! Ring it! Ring it! Look at this door bell! Ring it! Yes!
 * Uncle Spike: Uh... That was accidental. That's an accidental ring. It doesn't count. It's in the rule book. Look it up.
 * Uncle Dimitri: Flat head.
 * Uncle Spike: Short roots.
 * Uncle Dimitri: Evergreen.

 * Carl: What do you mean, don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family in this time of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen, and now the entire time stream could be altered! That and someone took my bike.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out. First, we keep Lewis in the garage away from everybody. I show up and give him the pep talk of the century. Then he fixes the time machine.
 * Carl: Why is it an acorn?
 * Wilbur Robinson: I didn't have time to sculpt everything. Okay, now, the time machine is fixed. His confidence in inventing is restored. He goes back to the science fair, fixes his Memory Scanner, thus restoring the space-time continuum.
 * Carl: What about taking him back to see his mom?
 * Wilbur Robinson: I just told him that to buy some time.
 * Carl: Oh, yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Trust me. I got it under control. Wilbur Robinson never fails. But on the slight chance that I do...
 * Carl: "On the slight chance," yeah. You know what? I'll run the numbers.
 * Wilbur Robinson: What is it?
 * Carl: Well, it's not. It doesn't pertain to anything in. You know, there's not necessarily, there's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist.
 * Wilbur Robinson: What?
 * Carl: And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.
 * Wilbur Robinson: I won't exist?
 * Carl: And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner.
 * Wilbur Robinson: What am I worried about? Now, blueprints?
 * Carl: If this thing ever blows over, I really gotta get away from you and get some quiet time.

 * Grandpa Bud: What's happening?! Oh! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Well, hey, there, little fella! Now, I know what you're thinking, and my clothes are not on backwards. My head is! [laughing] Oh, I used to tell that one to my science students. They didn't laugh, either. Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, Lewis, but...
 * Bud: Lewis, huh? Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen any teeth around here, have you?
 * Lewis Robinson: Teeth?
 * Bud: Yeah, my teeth. [Lewis exclaims in disgust] Been digging holes all day. Can't find them anywhere.
 * Lewis Robinson: All right, look, old man, I need to get back to the garage. Wilbur left me down there, and I wasn't supposed to leave, and these monsters attacked me on the porch and...
 * Bud: Monsters? There's no monsters on the porch, you ninny.
 * Lewis Robinson: Listen to me!
 * Bud: Of course, I also didn't think there was a woodchuck living on my arm, and lookie there! Hope he ain't got rabies.
 * Lewis Robinson: Old man, I need to get to the garage!
 * Bud: Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy. I know a shortcut!

 * Lewis Robinson: This isn't the garage.
 * Bud: I know.
 * Lewis Robinson: I don't think the garage is in here, either.
 * Pizza Art: Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.
 * Bud: That's pizza Art.
 * Lewis Robinson: A real superhero?

 * Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
 * Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis.
 * Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!
 * puppet Fritz: Children, please! Your mother is trying to take a nap.
 *  Petunia: What is all the yelling out here?!
 * Tallulah: [in unison] He started it!
 * Laszlo: [in unison] She started it!
 * Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear any more!
 * puppet Fritz: [nervously] Now, sweetie…
 *  Petunia: [smacks him in the face] Don't you "sweetie" me! I'm going for a drive. [the sound of a car roars away]
 * Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.

 * Lewis Robinson: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
 * Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.

 * Lewis Robinson: Right. Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time. [starts to run and bumps into Wilbur]
 * Wilbur Robinson: Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!
 * Lewis Robinson: I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family and I–
 * Wilbur Robinson: [panicked noise] You met my family?! [grabs Lewis by the ear and drags away into a dark room] Pop quiz. Who have you met, and what have you learned?
 * Lewis Robinson: Okay. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…? [makes hand-puppet gesture]
 * Wilbur Robinson: Cranky? Yes.
 * Lewis Robinson: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Neither do we. Go on.
 * Lewis Robinson: Lucille is married to Bud, your dad Cornelius is their son. [pause; curiously] What does Cornelius look like?
 * Wilbur Robinson: [thinks for a moment] Tom Selleck.
 * Lewis Robinson: [beat] Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
 * Wilbur Robinson: You're forgetting something.
 * Lewis Robinson: Forgetting-? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
 * Wilbur Robinson: And nobody realized that you were from the past?
 * Lewis Robinson: Nope. [Wilbur sighs with relief] Thank you, thank you! Hold your applause, thank you very much.

 * [Doris open the window. Bowler Hat guy giggles and shut window on nose]
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Doris, get it off! Get it off! Oh! I got you now! LEWIS!
 * Mike "goob" Yagoobian: No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.

 * Lewis Robinson: [to Wilbur while fixing the time machine] I don't even know what I'm doing.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Keep moving forward.
 * Lewis Robinson: I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Keep moving forward.
 * Lewis Robinson: And what if I can't fix this, what are we gonna do?
 * Wilbur Robinson: Keep moving forward.
 * Lewis Robinson: Why do you keep saying that? And don't just say "keep moving forward".
 * Wilbur Robinson: It's my dad's motto.
 * Lewis Robinson: Why would his motto be "keep moving forward"?
 * Wilbur Robinson: It's what he does.
 * Lewis Robinson: What's that supposed to mean?
 * Wilbur Robinson: That is an excellent question. Robinson Industries, the world's leading scientific-research-and-design factory. My dad runs the company. They mass produce his inventions. His motto, "keep moving forward". It's what he does.
 * Lewis Robinson: What has he invented?
 * Wilbur Robinson: Everything. Carl, the time machine, the travel tubes.
 * Lewis Robinson: Your dad invented the time machine?
 * Wilbur Robinson: Yep. Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Wants to build a time machine. So he starts working! We're talking plans, we're talking scale models, we're talking prototypes!
 * [shows Lewis a small scrap of metal]
 * Lewis Robinson: That's a prototype?
 * Wilbur Robinson: The very first… Or, what's left of it.
 * Lewis Robinson: Yikes.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house. Prototypes two and three, not much better. Number six, 58, 212, 485, 952, and they all end the same way. [shakes him for emphasis] But he doesn't give up! [pause; looks at the fruit hat] Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat. [Lewis is now wearing an average cap] He keeps working and working until finally, he gets it. The first working Time Machine. Then, he keeps working and working until finally, he gets it again. The second working time machine.
 * Lewis Robinson: Kind of small.
 * Wilbur Robinson: I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model, because unfortunately, time machine #2… is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Pretty amazing story, huh?
 * Lewis Robinson: Yeah.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Now, are you ready to start working?
 * Lewis Robinson: I think that's it. I did it!
 * Wilbur Robinson: I knew you could. Nice work, my friend. [The time machines flies up, but then it's broken again] Well, you know what they say! "Keep moving…"
 * Lewis Robinson: [angrily interrupting] DON'T SAY IT! [sighs]
 * Franny Robinson: Boys, dinner time!
 * Wilbur Robinson: Not now, Mom.
 * Franny Robinson: If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you.
 * Wilbur Robinson: We'd better get up there.

 * Gaston: And so it begins. Ready? Aim... FIRE! [fires a meatball at Franny in the cheek]
 * Franny Robinson: Ha. Surely that is not the best you can do. [sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts Japanese movie]
 * Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough.
 * Franny Robinson: Your words do not threaten me, brother.
 * Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins.
 * Franny Robinson: Your meatballs are useless against me.
 * Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage.
 * Franny Robinson: [gasps] No!
 * [After above scene]
 * Lewis Robinson: Is dinner like this every night?
 * Pizza Art: No. Yesterday we had meatloaf.

 * Bowler Hat Guy: Ah, yes! You are now under my control!
 * Frankie: I am now under your control.
 * Bowler Hat Guy: [laughs; Frankie does monotone laughing] Stop laughing!
 * Frankie: Stop laughing.
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!
 * Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent!
 * Frankie: Excellent.
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?!
 * Frankie: [lying to Bowler Hat Guy] Uh, no.
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent!
 * Frankie: Excellent.

 * Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on?! Why aren't you seizing the boy?!
 * Dinosaur: [in dinosaur language] I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through. [Bowler Hat Guy is dumbfounded] Master?
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Ugh, stupid, stupid, stupid!

 * Franny Robinson: Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're… You're a great kid, and we would never do anything to hurt you, but I'm sorry. You have to go back to your own time.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Yeah, about that… um… one of the time machines is broken, and the other one was stolen by a guy with a bowler hat, which, uh, kind of explains the dino.
 * Franny Robinson: I'm calling your father.
 * Lewis Robinson: Wait. If I have to leave, can I at least go back and find my mom? Wilbur promised.
 * Franny Robinson: You promised what?
 * Wilbur Robinson: I was never gonna do it! I swear! [gasps and covers his mouth]
 * Lewis Robinson: [shocked and hurt] You lied to me?
 * Wilbur Robinson: No! [nervously] Yes. [Lewis grunts angrily over being lied to and starts to storm off] Lewis! Lewis, wait!
 * Lewis Robinson: [enraged] I can't believe I was dumb enough to actually believe you were my friend! [resumes running far away]
 * Wilbur Robinson: I am your friend!
 * Franny Robinson: [to Wilbur; offended] Mister, you're grounded till you die.

 * Lewis Robinson: Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: [amused] You still haven't figured it out!
 * Lewis Robinson: Figured out what?
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Let's see if this rings a bell. Father of the future, inventor extraordinaire, "Keep moving forward"?
 * Lewis Robinson: That's not me, that's Wilbur's dad! [Bowler Hat Guy stares at him expectantly. Lewis' eyes go wide in realization] Are you saying that… I'm Wilbur's… Dad?
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, give the boy a prize! You grow up to be the founder of this wrenched time. So I plan to destroy your destiny! Easy-peasy, rice and cheesy!
 * Lewis Robinson: [flabbergasted] Wait. So, if I'm Wilbur's dad...
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Keep going...
 * Lewis Robinson: Uh, if I'm Wilbur's dad...
 * Bowler Hat Guy: [irritated] Yes, thank you, we've established that!
 * Lewis Robinson: But... What does it have to do with you?
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Aha! Allow me to shed some light on the subject. [turns on light, revealing their old room]
 * Lewis Robinson: [gasps] My old room!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: I think you mean OUR old room.
 * Lewis Robinson: [confused] What?
 * Bowler Hat Guy: [removes his cloak, revealing his tiny, filthy Little League Baseball uniform] Yes! Yes, it is I, Michael Yagoobian!
 * Lewis Robinson: Ugh!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: I know! I'm disgusting! But one learns to love it!
 * Lewis Robinson: How did you end up like this?!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship. [flashback to a Little League baseball game, Goob is asleep in the outfield; a sleepy Goob fails to catch a ball headed his way] A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me.
 * Baseball player: Get him!
 * [changes to Goob in the orphanage]
 * Mike "Goob" Yagoobian: If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball! And we would have won! Do you understand?!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me.
 * Student 1: Hey Goob, what's up? Cool binder.
 * Student 2: Hey Goob, want to come over to my house today?
 * Bowler Hat Guy: They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left... except me.
 * Reporter: Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14 - This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco - Robinson reaches out to - Cornelius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson is now - Now here's another amazing...
 * [30 years later]
 * Bowler Hat Guy: It was then that I realized it wasn't my fault. It was yours! If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch. So, I devised a brilliant plan to get revenge.

 * Bowler Hat Guy: And now all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own.
 * Lewis Robinson: But you have no idea what that could do to this future!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.
 * Lewis Robinson: Goob! I had no idea!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don't call me "Goob"! How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!
 * Lewis Robinson: Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was... let go of the past and keep moving forward...
 * Bowler Hat Guy: Hmm, let's see... take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding! Blame you wins hands down! [laughing]

 * Wilbur Robinson: I bet you're glad to see me! [Lewis punches him] OW!
 * Lewis Robinson: That's for not locking the garage door!
 * Wilbur Robinson: Ah! [awkwardly] You know about that?!
 * Lewis Robinson: I know everything.
 * Wilbur Robinson: You gotta admit, this'll be a great story to tell me someday.

 * Bowler Hat Guy: [Doris brings the Memory Scanner back to the Bowler Hat Guy's time machine] Take a good look around, boys, because your future is about to change. [heads to the past to pass the memory scanner as his own]
 * Wilbur Robinson: Lewis, you have to fix the Time Machine!
 * Lewis Robinson: No, no, I–I can't! [In the past, the Bowler Hat Guy has entered Inventco] What about your dad? You could call him!
 * Wilbur Robinson: You are my dad!
 * Lewis Robinson: But that's in the future!
 * Wilbur Robinson: There won't be a future, unless you fix the Time Machine! [In the past, Bowler Hat Guy is showing off the memory scanner] Look, I messed up. I left the garage unlocked and I've tried like crazy to fix things... But now it's up to you. [In the past, Bowler Hat guy is signing a contract] You can do it, Dad! [starts to vanish] Lewis? Lewis! [flys into the sky turns into a ball of light, flies over the Robinson yard and is sucked into the sky]
 * Lewis Robinson: Wilbur? Wilbur! Wilbur.

 * Lewis Robinson: Why did I even invent of the stupid hat?! Take a good look around, Doris, 'cause your future's about to change. [heads to the past to stop Bowler Hat Guy as he finishes signing the petition with the Memory Scanner] Michael, stop! You don't know what you're doing!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: [angrily] YES, I DO! I'm ruining your future!
 * Lewis Robinson: She's using you, Goob! And when she gets what she wants, she'll get rid of you!
 * Bowler Hat Guy: What? What?
 * Lewis Robinson: [facing Doris; bravely] I am NEVER going to invent you. [Doris vanishes] Come on, Goob. I've got to show you something.
 * [As Lewis and Bowler Hat Guys enter the future]
 * Bowler Hat Guy: [hurt and betrayed, understanding that Doris was using him] Doris? I thought she was my friend.

 * Wilbur Robinson: You did it, Lewis, you did it! [sees Bowler Hat Guy, gasps, and attacks him] Stop! I'll hold him while you run for help.
 * Lewis Robinson: [pries Wilbur off the Bowler Hat Guy and Wilbur is struggling to get free] Let him go!
 * Wilbur Robinson: Wh-what are you doing? He's the bad guy!
 * Lewis Robinson: No, he's not, he's my roommate.
 * Wilbur Robinson: What?
 * Lewis Robinson: [pulls Wilbur aside] He's my old roommate, and I really think you guys should adopt him.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Are you nuts?
 * Lewis Robinson: Give me a good reason why not.
 * Wilbur Robinson: I'll give you three good reasons. He stole our time machine, tried to ruin your future, and he smells like he hasn't showered in 30 years!
 * Lewis Robinson: [grabs Wilbur by the ear; whispering sternly] May I remind you, I'm your father, and you have to do what I say.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Okay, Mr. Yagoobian, do you want to be a Robinson? [turns to see that Future Goob has disappeared and is nowhere to be seen] Where'd he go?
 * Lewis Robinson: Goob? Goob! Goob.

 * Cornelius: [in the garage] Franny, they're gone! Oh, this is terrible!
 * Franny Robinson: Oh, boy...
 * Bud: Well, he's home early!
 * Cornelius: Franny, where are you?! [runs out to the rest of his family] The Time Machines are gone! [sees Lewis] Oh, oh! [Lewis waves awkwardly at him, who does the same thing, before looking questioningly at everyone else; Wilbur tries to make his escape, but Franny grabs him by the arm and points to him; gives him an unimpressed look] Mm-hmm.
 * Wilbur Robinson: [disappointed] Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh.

 * Carl: Have a safe trip, little Lewis.
 * Lewis Robinson: I will.
 * Carl: Hey, while I got you here, just a couple of little suggestions regarding my design.
 * Lewis Robinson: Let's face it, these skinny limbs don't exactly make the teapot whistle.
 * Carl: All that really matters is, hey, don't forget to invent me.
 * Lewis Robinson: Are you kidding? No way!
 * Carl: I love you.
 * Lewis Robinson: There's so many things I wish I could ask you.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Excuse me. Time travel now, questions later.
 * Lewis Robinson: But I...
 * Lucille: Don't worry. Just get back to that science fair, and we'll see you real soon.
 * Lewis Robinson: Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye!
 * Bud: Goodbye, son!
 * Lewis Robinson: Thanks again for everything!
 * Franny Robinson: Wait! Lewis, one more thing.
 * Lewis Robinson: Yeah?
 * Franny Robinson: Just a little tip for the future. I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
 * Cornelius: She's right. I'd just go with it if I were you. And I am.
 * Lewis Robinson: Then you're absolutely right. [Wilbur honks the horn] All right, I'm coming.
 * Wilbur Robinson: Well, it's not like you're never gonna see them again. They are your family, after all.

 * Lewis Robinson: Wait a minute. You're supposed to take me back to the science fair.
 * Wilbur Robinson: I know.
 * Lewis Robinson: Well, I think you punched in the wrong numbers.
 * Wilbur Robinson: We agreed that, if you fixed the Time Machine, I'd take you back to see your mom.
 * Lewis Robinson: What?
 * Wilbur Robinson: A deal's a deal.

 * Bud: Pleased to meet you… but you don't look like a "Lewis": you look more like…
 * Lewis Robinson: "Cornelius". I get that a lot.

 * Man: Over here? There he is. Kid, we'd like to get a story on you for the local paper. You've got a bright future ahead of you.
 * Lewis Robinson: Yeah.

 * Carl: Stupid.

About Meet the Robinsons

 * So we had some different challenges: we had skin texture we had to work out, we had to grow hair off of characters' heads and we had to find an animation style that was still fun and loose and had some caricature to it, but could portray humans in a believable way. The Incredibles was a definite inspiration for this. It was eye-popping to me, and certainly part of my education in 3D and how to do character animation with all of its subtleties. One really interesting technique that we used is occlusion. It creates shadows based on the proximity of one object to another. It's a way to avoid that glowy feel that computer animation has or the way mouths look like they're illuminated from inside. Occlusion, because it's a closed space in there, will darken that mouth immediately. Then when we add our texture and lighting on top of that, you have a bit more real look to the images you're creating. It's that extra layer of believability that computer animation is so great at.
 * Steve Anderson 'Meet The Robinsons': Keep Moving Forward at Disney, Animation World Network, 30 March 2007

 * You could see it in the animation of 2008's Bolt, the first film Lasseter and Catmull touched: The characters were more visually appealing, more believable, funnier than the characters in Disney's previous film, Meet the Robinsons. And crucially, the acting was more nuanced: The characters didn't feel like caricatures.
 * Caitlin Roper, Wired [Roper, Caitlin (October 21, 2014). "Big Hero 6 Proves It: Pixar's Gurus Have Brought the Magic Back to Disney Animation". Wired. Condé Nast.]

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Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani (August 25, 1934 – 8 January, 2017) was an Iranian politician and writer, who served as the fourth president of Iran from 1989 to 1997. He was a member of the until his resignation in 2011, and chaired the  of Iran.

2001

 * If one day, the Islamic world is also equipped with weapons like those that Israel possesses now, then the imperialists' strategy will reach a standstill because the use of even one nuclear bomb inside Israel will destroy everything. However, it will only harm the Islamic world. It is not irrational to contemplate such an eventuality. Of course, you can see that the Americans have kept their eyes peeled and they are carefully looking for even the slightest hint that technological advances are being made by an independent Islamic country. If an independent Islamic country is thinking about acquiring other kinds of weaponry, then they will do their utmost to prevent it from acquiring them. Well, that is something that almost the entire world is discussing right now.
 * "Rafsanjani's Qods Day speech (Jerusalem Day)", Voice of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Tehran, in Persian, translated by BBC Worldwide Monitoring, original broadcast December 14, 2001]

2004

 * If the Americans attack Iran, the world will change. …They will not dare to make such a mistake'
 * (2004) Remarks on Iran's new missiles

2005

 * Look, as long as we can enrich uranium and master the fuel cycle, we don’t need anything else. Our neighbors will be able to draw the proper conclusions.
 * Said to George Perkovich (2005)

 * This democracy… The elections in Iraq were held despite the American opposition. It was the will of the Iraqi people and the religious authorities. [The elections] were the result of pressure by Ayatollah Sistani, by the Iraqi religious authorities, and by the fighting forces in Iraq on America. They left the US no choice but to allow the elections.
 * Rafsanjani: the U.S. Sold Biological and Chemical Weapons to Saddam Hussein. Elections in Iraq Were Held against America's Will February 2005

 * What America does all over the world in the name of the war on terrorism, the way in which it plunders the resources of peoples in needy and backwards countries, its aggression in international organizations, which belong to all of the world's peoples, and the inflammatory propaganda it uses in order to undermine other countries – all of these certainly contradict the spirit of the teachings of Jesus.[...] Pope's functionaries [...]should say to the Americans: Through the crimes you commit you disgrace Jesus, because you use the names of Jesus and the church to win over many votes in the American public.
 * Former Iranian President Hashemi Rafsanjani: The Teachings of Jesus Do Not Exist in Today's Christianity. Popes Ignore America's Crimes April 2005

 * I believe the main solution [referring to the nuclear issue] is to gain the trust of Europe and America and to remove their concerns over the peaceful nature of our nuclear industry and to assure them that there will never be a diversion to military use.
 * Remarks in an interview (May 5,2005)

 * There is no doubt that America is a superpower of the world and we cannot ignore them. I think that Americans should gradually begin to adopt positive behavior rather than doing evil. They should not expect an immediate reaction in return for their positive measures. It will take time.
 * Remarks in an interview about Iran nuclear program and the United States (May 19, 2005)

 * You need diplomacy and not slogans. This is the place for wisdom, the place for seeking windows that will take you to the objective.
 * Remarks about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (October 8, 2005)

 * We want all the Palestinians back in their homeland, and then there can be a fair referendum for people to choose the form of state they want. Whoever gets the majority can rule.
 * Excerpts at Friday prayers (October 29, 2005)

2007

 * The possibility of a war under the current circumstances is not far-fetched and there is some evidence for that.
 * Ayatollah Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani says Middle East may see a war in the near future (June 6, 2007)

 * Interviewer: How do you view the fears of the creation of a "Shiite Crescent"?
 * Hashemi Rafsanjani: Take Palestine, for example. We give support to the mujahideen in Palestine. Are they Shiites? No, they are Sunnis. Moreover, they are zealous Sunnis. Hamas is zealous with regard to Sunni Islam, but because of their Jihad and resistance, we supply them with aid. Likewise, when we supplied support in Bosnia-Herzegovina and Kosovo – were they Shiite? It's not like that. Similarly, in Afghanistan, when we gave supported to the Jihad of the mujahideen, we support all the groups – Sunni and Shiite alike – as much as we could. In the Iraq of Saddam Hussein, many of our Sunni brothers found refuge in Iran, just like the Shiite brothers. In Lebanon as well, we gave support when Israel invaded Lebanese territories and occupied them. We gave support to whoever resisted the Israeli occupation in Lebanon. The late sheik Sa'id Sha'ban, who was a close friend of Iran – was he Shiite? He was a Sunni scholar. It's not like that. It is not part of our plan...
 * Former Iranian President Hashemi Rafsanjani: Iran Supports Palestinian and Lebanese "Mujahideen," But Will Not Initiate the Annihilation of Israel May 2007

 * Europe resolved a great problem – the problem of the Zionist danger. The Zionists, who constituted a strong political party in Europe, caused much disorder there. Since they had a lot of property and controlled an empire of propaganda, they made the European governments helpless. What Hitler and the German Nazis did to the Jews of Europe at that time was partly due to these circumstances with the Jews. They wanted to expel the Zionists from Europe because they always were a pain in the neck for the governments there. This is how this calamity fell upon the Muslims, especially the Palestinians, and you all know this history, more or less.[...]The first goal was to save Europe from the evil of Zionism, and in this, they have been relatively successful.
 * Excerpts from a Friday sermon on International Jerusalem Day (October 5, 2007)

2009

 * A large group of Iranians have doubts about last month's (June) disputed presidential election … something should be done about the situation.'', on the 2009 presidential election.
 * Remarks at a Friday prayer (August 10, 2009)

Quotes about

 * On June 3, 1989, Khomeini, eighty-six years old and ailing, died of heart failure. In his will, he left a parting shot against the Saudis. The twenty-nine-page document was read by Ali Khamenei, the president and soon-to-be Supreme Leader. “Muslims should curse the tyrants, including the Saudi royal family, these traitors to God’s great shrine, may God’s curse and that of his prophets and angels be upon them … King Fahd spends a large part of the people’s wealth every year on the anti-Qorani totally baseless superstitious faith of Wahhabism. He abuses Islam and the dear Qoran.” Khomeini’s death would in fact allow a détente to begin between Iran and Saudi Arabia. The president, Ali Khamenei, became Supreme Leader; the speaker of the house, Ali Akbar Rafsanjani, was elected president. Despite the vitriol Rafsanjani had spouted at the Saudis during the 1987 hajj crisis, he was a pragmatist, eager to rebuild the country’s economy after the war with Iraq. In August 1990, Iran’s enemy Saddam Hussein invaded and annexed Kuwait; his troops were on Saudi Arabia’s border. The Iranians and the Saudis were suddenly united in fear of the same madman. By September, the foreign ministers of both countries were talking in New York on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly.
 * Kim Ghattas, Black Wave: Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the Forty-Year Rivalry That Unraveled Culture, Religion, and Collective Memory in the Middle East (2020)

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I. J. Good

Irving John Good (9 December 1916 – 5 April 2009) was a British mathematician who worked as a cryptologist at Bletchley Park with Alan Turing. After World War II, Good continued to work with Turing on the design of computers and Bayesian statistics at the University of Manchester. Good moved to the United States where he was a University Distinguished Professor in the Statistics Department at Virginia Tech.

Quotes

 * There may be occasions when it is best to behave irrationally, but whether there are should be decided rationally.
 * Good Thinking: The Foundations of Probability and Its Applications (University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis, 1983), first paragraph

 * Let an ultraintelligent machine be defined as a machine that can far surpass all the intellectual activities of any man however clever. Since the design of machines is one of these intellectual activities, an ultraintelligent machine could design even better machines; there would then unquestionably be an "intelligence explosion", and the intelligence of man would be left far behind. Thus the first ultraintelligent machine is the last invention that man need ever make, provided that the machine is docile enough to tell us how to keep it under control. It is curious that this point is made so seldom outside of science fiction. It is sometimes worthwhile to take science fiction seriously.
 * "Speculations Concerning the First Ultraintelligent Machine", Advances in Computers, vol. 6, 1966
 * The minimum I. Q. necessary for one to grasp the concepts of Statistics required for the undergraduate degree is 120.(paraphrased)
 * (Stated emphatically during an informal gathering of Virginia Tech Stat professors and students at the Greek's bar in Blacksburg, VA, circa 1976.)

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Sei Shōnagon

Sei Shōnagon (966-1017/1025) was a Japanese author and a court lady who served the Empress Consort Teishi around the year 1000. She is known as the author of The Pillow Book (makura no sōshi).

The Pillow Book of Sei Shōnagon (1002)
Penguin Classics, 1971, translated by Ivan Morris, ISBN 0-14-044236-7

 * A man who has nothing in particular to recommend him discusses all sorts of subjects at random as though he knew everything. (p. 44)

 * One is telling a story about old times when someone breaks in with a little detail that he happens to know, implying that one's own version is inaccurate — disgusting behavior! (p. 46)

 * Splendid Things Chinese brocade. A sword with a decorated scabbard.  The grain of the wood in a Buddhist statue.  Long flowering branches of beautifully coloured wistaria entwined about a pine tree. (p. 109)

 * Things That Lose by Being Painted Pinks, cherry blossoms, yellow roses. Men or women who are praised in romances as being beautiful. Things That Gain by Being Painted Pines.  Autumn fields.  Mountain villages and paths.  Cranes and deer.  A very cold winter scene; an unspeakably hot summer scene. (p. 138)

Quotes About Sei Shōnagon

 * Sei Shonagon feels modern, almost a proto-feminist in such a paternalistic age that women at court stayed, for the most part, silent and still and available indoors all their lives. She said much, and she said two electrifying things from the still darkness of her domestic prisons. She said them of course very much in her own way, but she said there were two things in life that were absolutely essential, and life would be unbearable without them: the sensuous body and literature. My crude summation would be sex and text. Both have the X factor. She said them with longing and her longing stayed with me.
 * Peter Greenaway in "105 Years of Illustrated Text" in the Zoetrope All-Story, Vol. 5 No. 1.

 * It is a loose book, impressionistic, hardly coherent as a continuous narrative. It is full of descriptions of court life, and the retelling of court gossip and descriptions of fashionable shrines and how to get there by the most elegant means. It is a piece of writing replete with those typical Japanese wistful and melancholic evocations of ephemerality. It was written a thousand years ago almost exactly to the year the film was made, and it was written by a woman. To be literate a thousand years ago in the West was pretty uncommon; to be literate and a woman, very unlikely; to be literate, female, and quite brilliant, a well-nigh Western impossibility.
 * Peter Greenaway on The Pillow Book in "105 Years of Illustrated Text" in the Zoetrope All-Story, Vol. 5 No. 1.

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Hakuin Ekaku

Hakuin Ekaku (白隠 慧鶴 Hakuin Ekaku; January 19, 1686 - January 18, 1769) was one of the most influential figures in Japanese Zen Buddhism. He was a pupil of Dokyo Etan, and transformed the Rinzai school from a declining tradition that lacked rigorous practice into a tradition that focused on arduous meditation and koan practice. Essentially all modern practitioners of Rinzai Zen use practices directly derived from the teachings of Hakuin.

Quotes

 * You know the sound of two hands clapping; tell me, what is the sound of one hand?
 * As quoted in Wild Ivy: The Spiritual Autobiography of Zen Master Hakuin trans. Norman Waddell (2010) p. 179

 * All beings are by nature are Buddhas, as ice by nature is water. Apart from water there is no ice; apart from beings, no Buddhas. How sad that people ignore the near and search the truth afar: like someone in the midst of water crying out in thirst: like a child of a wealthy home wandering among the poor.
 * As quoted in Teachings of the Buddha p. 207

 * Should you desire the great tranquility prepare to sweat white beads.
 * As quoted in ''Zen and the Art of Poker: Timeless Secrets to Transform Your Game by Larry W. Phillips

 * If you forget yourself, you become the universe.
 * As quoted in The Awakening Artist: Madness and Spiritual Awakening in Art by Patrick Howe

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Masterjaja
Masterjaja's quotes:

 * "Manure is different compared to all money...you can shed your manure easily and you can earn it easily.While you can shed(spend) all your money easily but you cant earn it easily"
 * "An honest trash is better than a stolen money"
 * "If someone throws a stone at you,dont throw them a stone...but throw them some firecrackers to get away from you"
 * "If you cant fix them...just crash them"
 * "A donkey is smarter than a brainless monkey"
 * "No one is born to be stubborn,they just planned ahead to end up being stubborn"
 * "Act stupid...think stupid"
 * "swallow your vomit before it swallows you"
 * "our manure is stronger than a python's venom"
 * "count your fingers not your money"
 * "defecation is useless without a toilet paper"
 * "the telephone has more bacteria than the toilet seat"
 * "our dining plates have more bacteria han our toilet seat...still wanna eat on a dining plate?I'd prefer to eat in the toilet"
 * "dont be disgusted with your own manure because thats what you just ate a few minutes ago"

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Miller's Crossing

Miller's Crossing is a 1990 gangster film about Tom Regan, an advisor to a Prohibition-era crime boss, who tries to keep the peace between warring mobs but gets caught in divided loyalties.
 * Directed by Joel Coen. Written by Joel and Ethan Coen.

Up is down, black is white, and nothing is what it seems.taglines

Tom Reagan

 * If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.
 * Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
 * Close your eyes ladies! I'm comin' in!
 * Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it.
 * You don't hold elected office in this town. You run it because people think you do. They stop thinking it, you stop running it.
 * [to Bernie] Shut up. You're dead, get me?
 * [to Caspar] My chin's hanging out right next to yours. I'd worry a lot less if I thought you were worrying enough.
 * Tell Leo he's not God on the throne, he's just a cheap political boss with more hair tonic than brains.
 * If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.

Johnny Caspar

 * It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle.
 * I'm talkin' about friendship. I'm talkin' about character. I'm talkin' about - hell. Leo, I ain't embarrassed to use the word - I'm talkin' about ethics.
 * You got references? You been to college? We ONLY take yeggs what's been to college, ain't that right, Dane? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I'm joking, of course.
 * Shut you son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! You stupid son of a bitch.
 * What is this, the high hat?
 * That son of a bitch! I had a feeling about this son of a bitch! We silence him! And we do the same to Mink this very night!
 * It's like I tell all of my boys. [Casper shoots Eddie Dane] Always put one in the brain!
 * You double-cross once - where's it all end? An interesting ethical question.

Eddie Dane

 * You are so goddamn smart. Except you ain't.
 * You killed Mink you son of a bitch! You killed Mink, and by God I'll hear you say it!
 * Ever noticed how the snappy dialog dries up once a guy starts soiling his union suit?
 * Then I wondered "Why would Einstein want to talk to a gorilla?" So I grab the gorilla and I beat it out of him.
 * Do you know who I am?
 * Jesus, I open my mouth, the whole world turns smart.
 * You dumpin' Leo for the guy that put a bullet in your brother?
 * Go ahead and run, sweetheart. I'm gonna cut down all of you whores.
 * I am gonna send you to a deep, dark place and I am gonna have fun doing it!
 * Up is down, black is white.
 * You understand that if we don't find a stiff out here, we leave a fresh one.

Others

 * Leo O'Bannion: [to Caspar] You ain't got a license to kill bookies and today I ain't sellin'. So take your flunky and dangle.
 * Verna: Maybe that's why I like you, Tom. I've never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride.
 * Verna: That's you all over, Tom. A lie, and no heart.
 * Tic-Tac: You gotta remember to put one in his BRAIN. Your first shot puts him down, then you put one in his BRAIN. Then he's dead. Then we go home.
 * Tic-Tac: C'mon, Tom. Boss wants to see ya. He didn't have time to engrave nothin' formal.

Dialogue

 * [Referring to Bernie]
 * Leo: So you wanna kill him...
 * Eddie Dane: For starters.

 * Caspar: You think that I'm some guinea, fresh off the boat, and you can kick me! But I'm too big for that now. I'm sick a' takin the scrap from you, Leo. I'm a' of marching into this goddamn office to kiss your Irish ass. And I'M SICK A' THE HIGH HAT!
 * [Puts on his hat and coat]
 * Caspar: Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
 * Leo: Johnny, you're exactly as big as I let you be, and no bigger, and don't forget it, ever.
 * Caspar: That's right, Leo. You're the big shot around here, and I'm just some schnook likes to get slapped around.

 * Tom: Think about what protecting Bernie gets us. Think about what offending Caspar loses us.
 * Leo: Oh, come on, Tommy. You know I don't like to think.
 * Tom: Yeah. Well, think about whether you should start.

 * Leo: I reckon I can still trade body-blows with any man in this town.
 * [Tom looks at him]
 * Leo: Except you Tom.
 * Tom: And Verna.

 * Lazarre's Messenger: Hey, horses got knees?
 * Tom: I don't know... fetlocks
 * Lazarre's Messenger: Well if I was a horse, I'd be down on my fetlocks praying you don't bet on me.

 * Verna: That's not why you came, either.
 * Tom: Tell me why I came.
 * Verna: [seductively] The oldest reason there is.
 * Tom: There are friendlier places to drink.

 * Verna: Shouldn't you be doing your job?
 * Tom': Intimidating helpless women is my job.
 * Verna: Then go find one, and intimidate her.

 * Verna: You think you've raised hell.
 * Tom: Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!

 * Caspar: You can't say, "I told you so."
 * Tom: I don't say that and I don't like people who do.

 * Verna: What you doing?
 * Tom: Walking...
 * Verna: Don't let on any more than you have to.
 * Tom: ...in the rain.

 * Verna: Leo's got the right idea. I like him, he's honest and he's got a heart.
 * Tom: Then it's true what they say. Opposites attract.

 * Bernie: Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I... I... I... never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I... I... I... can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do?
 * [Tom doesn't answer, he just keeps walking]
 * Bernie: I'm... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Tom. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Tom. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!
 * [Bernie falls to his knees, praying]
 * Bernie: I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart...
 * [Tom slowly aims his gun at Bernie]
 * Bernie: I'm praying to you! Look in your heart. I'm praying to you... look in your heart... look in your heart! You can't kill me... look in your heart.

 * Verna: I thought you said you didn't care about Leo no more.
 * Tom: I said we're through. That's not the same thing.

 * Verna: Why don't we just pick up and leave town? There's nothing keeping you here. I know there's nothing keeping me.
 * Tom: What about Bernie?
 * Verna: He could go with us.
 * Tom: You, me and Bernie; where would we go, Verna? Niagara Falls?

 * Tom: You're a fickle boy, Mink. The Dane finds out you got another "amigo," well, I don't peg him as the understandin' type.
 * Mink: Find out? We ain't even been talkin'! Jesus, Tom! Dammit! Jesus!

 * Eddie Dane: Where's Leo?
 * Hitman: If I tell you, how do I know you won't kill me?
 * Eddie Dane: Because if you told me and I killed you and you were lying I wouldn't get to kill you then. Where's Leo?
 * Hitman: He's moving around. He's getting his mob together tomorrow night. Whisky Nick's.
 * Eddie Dane: You sure?
 * Hitman: Check it. It's gold.
 * Eddie Dane: You know what, yegg? I believe you.

 * Leo: You hear about Rug?
 * Tom: Yeah, RIP.
 * Leo: They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus, that's strange, why would they do that?
 * Tom: Maybe it was injuns.

 * 'Tom: Rug Daniels is dead.
 * Verna: Gee, that's tough.
 * Tom: Don't get hysterical.

 * Tom: All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count.
 * Verna: You better hope they don't.

 * Verna: What're you chewin' over?
 * Tom: Dream I had once. I was walkin' in the woods, I don't know why. Wind came up and blew me hat off.
 * Verna: And you chased it, right? You ran and ran, finally caught up to it and you picked it up. But it wasn't a hat anymore and it changed into something else, something wonderful.
 * Tom: Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.

 * Tom: I am awake.
 * Tad: Your eyes are shut.
 * Tom: Who you gonna believe?

 * Tom: [on finding someone sitting in the dark in his apartment] Hello Bernie
 * Bernie: Hey Tom. How'd you know it was me?
 * Tom: You're the only one I know who'd knock and then break in.
 * Bernie: Your other friends wouldn't break in, huh?
 * Tom: My other friends want to kill me so they wouldn't've knocked.

 * Tom: So what's the deal, you get to live and Verna has to be Leo's girl?
 * Bernie: I have nothing to do with that, she'll sleep with anyone Tom, you know that! She even tried to teach me a thing or two about bed artistry once. Some crackpot idea about saving me from my friends. She's a sick twist all right.
 * Tom: She speaks highly of you.
 * Bernie: Yeah, well, you stick by your family.

 * Tom: Hello, Brian. Still fighting the good fight?
 * Officer Brian: Hello, Tom! Neither rain nor wind nor snow...
 * Tom: That's the mailman!

 * Eddie Dane: How'd you get the fat lip?
 * Tom: Old war wound. Acts up around morons.

 * Bernie: Look in your heart! Look in your heart!
 * Tom: What heart?
 * [Tom shoots Bernie]

Taglines

 * Up is down, black is white, and nothing is what it seems.
 * Nothing is what it seems at Miller's Crossing.

Cast

 * Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan
 * Marcia Gay Harden - Verna Bernbaum
 * John Turturro - Bernie Bernbaum
 * Jon Polito - Johnny Caspar
 * J.E. Freeman - Eddie Dane
 * Albert Finney - Liam 'Leo' O'Bannon
 * Mike Starr - Frankie
 * Al Mancini - Tic-Tac
 * Richard Woods - Mayor Dale Levander
 * Thomas Toner - O'Doole
 * Steve Buscemi - Mink
 * Olek Krupa - Tad
 * Lanny Flaherty - Terry
 * David Darlow - Lazarre's Messenger

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Oldboy (2003 film)

Oldboy (Hangul:올드보이) is a 2003 South Korean film directed by Park Chan-wook. It is based on a Japanese manga of the same name written by Nobuaki Minegishi and Garon Tsuchiya. Oldboy is the second installment of The Vengeance Trilogy, preceded by Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and followed by Sympathy for Lady Vengeance.

The film won the Grand Prix at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival and high praise from the President of the Jury, director Quentin Tarantino, who could not persuade the members of the jury to give it the Palme d'Or over Fahrenheit 9/11.

Oh Dae-su

 * When the melody turns on, gas comes out. When the gas comes out, I fall asleep. I found out later it's the same Valium gas the Russians used on those Chechen terrorists.

 * Anyone here with an AB blood type, raise your hand.

 * As I expected, I can't get along with anyone today either.

 * Erasing my memory and telling me to find the truth was cowardly. I won. So die like you promised.

 * Please. Don't tell Mido. What has she done wrong? You know it was all my fault... I have committed an unforgivable sin, against your sister. And I also... Did you wrong. But, please leave Mido alone... If by any chance Mido finds out the truth, you son of a bitch, I'll tear you limb from limb. And your remains will never be found. Why? Because I'm going to swallow every last bit.

 * I thought I'd lived a simple life. But I've sinned too much.

 * The TV is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend... [Dae-su masturbates to a pop star onscreen] ... and your lover. But... my lover's song is too short.

 * If they had told me it was going to be fifteen years, would it have been easier to endure?

 * Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I have the right to live?

 * Can fifteen years of imaginary training really be put to use? [Dae-su fights a gang of thugs] Apparently, it can.

 * Can fifteen years of imaginary training really be put to use? [Dae-su tries to sexually assault Mi-do and gets clobbered] No. It can't.

 * Laugh, and the world laughs with you...Weep, and you weep alone.

 * I said... I want to eat something alive. [Before eating a live octopus]

 * I will avenge for my fifteen years... for every tooth I pull out...you will age by one year. [Dae-Su to the man owing the complex where he was imprisoned]

 * I have truly become a monster...

 * No...first I have to kill the bastard! [Responding in his mind to Mido about visiting his wife's grave]

 * If you see a man whose face is hidden behind a violet umbrella...then...my advice is that you become good friends with Television.

 * One month...I'm out in one month...One month, just one month...I'm out in one month! What if I am on the 50th floor? I don't care if I fall right down on the ground...I would still be out! [When licking his hands touched by the first raindrops he felt in 15 years after digging with a chopstick through the wall]

Woo-jin Lee

 * Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same."

 * What I am isn't important. Why is important.

 * You really are the very monster I created, aren't you? But you won't find out the "why" of this if you kill me. Fifteen years of being curious would go to waste.

 * I'm going to kill every woman you love until you die. You're notorious for not protecting your women.

 * Your gravest mistake wasn't failing to find the answer. You can't find the right answer if you ask the wrong questions.

 * Oh Dae-su talks too much.

 * Your tongue got my sister pregnant! It wasn't Woo-jin Lee's dick; it was Dae-su Oh's tongue!

 * And now... now, what joy will I have left to live for?

 * How's life in a bigger prison, Dae-su?

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Thomas Gold Appleton

Thomas Gold Appleton (31 March 1812 – 17 April 1884), son of merchant Nathan Appleton, was an American writer, an artist, and a patron of the fine arts.

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 * Quoted by Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table (1858), ch. 6.

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William Arabin

William Arabin (1773 – 15 December 1841) was an English judge, notorious for his confused pronouncements.

Quotes

 * If there ever was a case of clearer evidence than this of persons acting together, this case is that case
 * Sir R. Megarry, Arabinesque at Law (1969)

 * They will steal the very teeth out of your mouth as you walk through the streets – I know it from experience.
 * Ibid, referring to the residents of Uxbridge.

 * Prisoner, God has given you good abilities, instead of which you go about the country stealing ducks.
 * Notes and Queries, clxx.310

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René-Louis de Voyer de Paulmy, Marquis d' Argenson

René-Louis de Voyer de Paulmy, Marquis d' Argenson (18 October 1694 – 10 January 1757) was a French statesman.

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The Smoking Room

The Smoking Room (2004–2005) is a television show written by Brian Dooley

Doo Di Dum Di Da [1.1]

 * Annie: So, should I go for that drink with Dan?
 * Sally: Do you wanna go for a drink with him?
 * Annie: I'm not sure.
 * Sally: Annie, you've got to a third date. You've never managed that before.
 * Annie: No. You were right. Refusing to have sex straight away kept him keen.
 * Sally: Yea, you've got to hold back 'till at least the fourth.. fifth date.
 * Annie: Ahh.
 * Sally: You didn't?
 * Annie: I did. Three times! He said I was very accomplished. But.. You'll promise you'll keep this to yourself...
 * Sally: Of course.
 * Annie: He wanted me to dress up as a police officer.
 * Sally: Oh yeah? The old black stockings?
 * Annie: A male police officer.
 * Sally: Ahh.
 * Annie: Quite specifically, the officer in charge of the Fred West case.
 * Sally: Yeah.. Best off out of that.

 * Barry: So, Janet. Why am I only possibly going to get this promotion?
 * Janet: Well there's the interview to get through first.
 * Barry: Yes, but that's just a formality.
 * Janet: It certainately isn't!
 * Barry: Ha. They're not going to give the job to Malcolm, are they?
 * Robin: Alchy-Malchy? Congratulations Barry! It's in the bag.
 * Janet: I think it was very brave of Malcolm to admit he's an alchoholic.
 * Robin: What choice did he have? He was sprawled over reception in a pool of his own vomit! With a traffic cone on his head. And he'd shat himself!
 * Annie: Not just himself...

 * Lilian: Honestly Barry? You're taking over from Martin?
 * Barry: Umm, well I thought I was. Now it just seems I've been hauled in to bump up the numbers.
 * Lilian: Ahh, like Posh in the Spice Girls.

 * Lilian: No, there's some cracking lady bosses about.
 * Barry: You can't mean Sharon.
 * Lilian: Well obviously I don't mean Sharon. Like Hitler in a trouser suit that one.
 * Barry: Hitler wore a trouser suit.
 * Lilian: Not in lilac.

R.I.P. [1.2]

 * Annie: [Crying] One minute there, the next.. well, still there, but.. dead.
 * Sally: Come on, Annie, he was only a rabbit.
 * Annie: There was nothing only about Brighteyes.
 * Robin: A rabbit?
 * Annie: [Upset] Yea.
 * Robin: A bunny rabbit??
 * Annie: Yes.
 * Robin: Oh for fu-.. I thought you were crying about Martin!
 * Annie: Why would Martin's retirement bother me?
 * Sally: Martin hasn't just retired. He's gone and died n'all.
 * Annie: No, when?
 * Sally: Saturday.
 * Annie: What of?
 * Sally: Shrugs
 * Annie: It wasn't the food at his party was it?
 * Robin: Why are you asking me? I'm not Quincy!
 * Annie: Because I had a whole plate of those mini tartlets.
 * Robin I think he just dropped dead.
 * Annie: Phew! well, here's hoping, ey?

 * [Clint has left people stuck in a lift for a quick fag]
 * Clint: It's my first one all morning! If I don't have one now I'll have to wait 'till lunchtime.
 * Sally: Tell that to the people in the lift!
 * Clint: Oh I have.

 * [Discussing reincarnation]
 * Robin: I wouldn't want to come back again. And if I had to I'd expect considerably better next time round.
 * Annie: We're all just here to learn a lesson. And once it's sunk in, we move on to a higher plane.
 * Sally: Where do you pick up this crap?
 * Annie: On my mystic mug. A friend brought it back from Goa. It's covered in holy writings, and when you drain the dregs you can see Vishnu giving you four thumbs up.

 * Barry: When I was a little boy I wanted to be a surgeon.
 * Robin: What went wrong?
 * Barry: Well they don't let children perform operations...

 * Len: How cheated would you feel? You've spent your days slaving away for these fuckers, working your fingers to the bone, and when get some time back to yourself you go and drop dead in Asda's frozen food isle.
 * Lilian: Not even fresh.
 * Barry: He didn't die in Asda!? That's where I shop!
 * Robin: The fatality rate must be pretty low though, Barry.
 * Lilian: He was just leaning down to fetch a tub of Carte D'or when the whole of his left side went stiff. Poor Pat thought they'd had the freezers up too high, but no.. Fatal stroke.

 * Sharon: Now, I take it you've all heard the sad news about Martin.
 * Len: [Looking up and shaking his fist] Bastard!
 * Sharon: Len, he's not even in his grave!
 * Len: God's a bastard.
 * Sharon: Oh, fine.

 * Sharon: Still, if people would observe the company rule about not opening attachments..
 * Lilian: You don't always know they're not work related. I opened one this morning from a client.. It was the filthiest thing I've ever clapped eyes on!
 * Robin: Was it the woman with the donkey?
 * Lilian: Yeah.
 * Barry: I think you'll find it was a mule.
 * Lilian: I can understand the animal enjoying itself, but what could that dirty bitch get out of it?
 * Barry: Well, from what I saw, lockjaw.
 * Lilian: I can't get it out me head.
 * Barry: That's probably what she was thinking.

 * Robin: Trannies are people, too, you know! They're not lepers!
 * Barry: Lepers are people.

 * Len: Death, ey? We're just passing shadows in the big scheme of things. Gone in the twinkling of an eye. No rhyme, no reason to it. Your parents have it off.. and if the doo-dah meets the wotsit, nine months later out you pop! And you think you've got all the time in the world, don't you? When your young.. But the sands of your life are trickling down all the while. And as the years pass, they trickle a little quicker. And before you know where you are, they're booking your funeral.
 * Lilian: Oh, Leonard. You are quite profound when you're not swearing.
 * Len: Fuck off!

Pantball [1.3]

 * Sharon: No, no. The paintballing is meant to be a bonding exercise to boost moral. I'm not having it abused by people just out to enjoy themselves!
 * Annie: Oh, it's so silly of me to cry like this. My counseller says I've got to learn to be less touchy.
 * Robin: I didn't know you had a counseller.
 * Annie: Oh, yeah. Well.. he's not mine as such. He's a woman off the telly's, in a documentary about crack whores. I have such a lot of things in common with her.
 * Annie: Oh, yeah. Well.. he's not mine as such. He's a woman off the telly's, in a documentary about crack whores. I have such a lot of things in common with her.

Light My Fire [1.4]

 * Lilian: The deaf can't whistle, can't they?
 * Len: Not in tune.

Chocolate Box [1.5]

 * Heidi: So, did you miss me?
 * Robin: When?
 * Heidi: When I was away.
 * Robin: [Blank look]
 * Heidi: To have my baby.
 * Robin: [Blank look]
 * Heidi: Don't you remember? We had that baby shower. The lads from packing dressed up as The Supremes, sang Baby Love.
 * Robin: [Blank look]
 * Heidi: The 4th floor gave me that SuperDoopa buggy. We were laughing because little Tina Swanson could fit in it. We pushed her down the corridor..?
 * Robin: [Blank look]
 * Heidi: She fell out and broke her collar bone...
 * Robin: [Blank look]
 * Heidi: Ben from the post room showed us all his bum.
 * Robin: Oh yeah! Ben's arse...

 * Heidi: It was quite a difficult birth, though. I ripped. All the way round. I've got some pictures!

 * Lilian: [On Valentine's Day] It's all just a con to make you part with your cash. Like Children In Need.

 * Janet: I love to see couples getting together.
 * Clint: I'm with you there, Jan. I've got this DVD, yeah-..
 * Janet: Not in that way!

 * Annie: Something might come in the final post.
 * Sally: God, I hope so.
 * Annie: You've already had a card.
 * Sally: I meant for you! I'm sick to death of you droning on.
 * Annie: It's alright for Mrs Smugs. She's already had a card, she's sorted. Some of us would like to feel loved!
 * Sally: Yeah, if you think a card from some wanker in accounts, telling me, in way too explicit detail, what he'd like to get up to with me and Beyonce makes me feel loved, then you, missus, have got another thing coming.
 * Annie: I'd have been delighted to get a card like that...

 * Barry: It's one of the most common places to meet a sexual partner; The Workplace.
 * Annie: Is it? I've met most of mine on the Night Bus.

 * Robin: I sometimes think all the people you have a real, over-powering obsession with... or even get to go on a proper date with, if you're lucky: All have a little aspect of the person you're gonna end up with.
 * Sally: Do What?
 * Robin: You take certain qualities from different people that only come together in your perfect match. So your one true love will be made up of all the best bits, or at least the things you could actually put up with, from all your previous boyfriends [catches himself] Girlfriends! So all those disastrous relationships are kind of working towards a kind of Frankenstein's Partner.
 *  Clint: Rah! Who'd want that?
 * Annie: I always thought Dracula was sexier. All that biting.
 * Robin: No, in terms of personality. So you get this one's ability to cook. As far as you can tell, from the one occasion they actually bothered to. The way that one would sometimes get a round in, rather than leaving you to foot the bill all night. Although looks can enter into it. I mean you could go out with someone for three whole weeks and wonder what the hell you're doing with them; why you put up with their mood swings and their droney voice and the fact that they wouldn't let you smoke in the flat but force you out onto the Fire Escapey bit in the middle of January! I mean, you think you're just staving off loneliness and boredom, where as you're actually going out with your future partners... ears.
 * Barry: No, I don't agree with that. [Leaves]

Feeding Time [1.6]

 * Barry: [Reading from the crossword] Unidentified flying object. 3 letters.
 * Robin: UFO.
 * Barry: Yes. 3 letters.
 * Robin: Yeah, UFO.
 * Barry: Yes. Unidentified flying object. 3 letters. I know it's not flying saucer...
 * Robin: No, it's UFO. That's the answer. Unidentified flying object, 3 letters. The answer's UFO.
 * Barry: But that's the same thing!
 * Robin: That's, more or less, how crosswords work...

Only Temporary [1.7]

 * Annie: Gimme an H!
 * Everybody: H.
 * Annie: Gimme an O!
 * Everybody: O.
 * Annie: Gimme an L!
 * Everybody: L.
 * Annie: Gimme another L!
 * Heidi: L!
 * Robin: No, Annie. There's only one L in it.
 * Annie: What?
 * Robin: Holiday.
 * Annie: Oh! You might have let me finish spelling it.
 * Robin: But you weren't spelling it, you were spelling some made up word with too many L's in.
 * Sally: You haven't had her struggling to spell Faliraki all morning.
 * Annie: Actually Sally, it was thought for a while I might be dyslexic.
 * Sally: Who thought that?
 * Annie: I did. Anyway, I know how to spell P I S E D, and that's what I'm gunna be!

 * Heidi: ..That's why Keith insists we holiday in this country. Don't get all the rowdiness.
 * Annie: No.. or any of the fun.

Happy Birthday [1.8]

 * Yvonne: Lets get all this lot onto smaller plates. Trick the eye into thinking there's more than there is.
 * Lois: I've got a bra that does that!

 * Sharon: Did you get any nice presents?
 * Lilian: Oh.. well...
 * Lois: I got her some potpourri.
 * Lilian: Mmm.
 * Sharon: Lovely! What scent?
 * Lilian: Oh, it doesn't smell.
 * Lois: [Shakes her head, smiling]
 * Sharon: So.. just some dead leaves in a bowl..?
 * Lilian: Yep.
 * Lois: [Nods her head, still smiling enthusiastically]

 * Annie: Do you know who's never really caught my eye before? Robin. And I don't know why really, I mean, he is..
 * Sally: Male.
 * Annie: Yeah...

 * Clint: Aww, Lils, this is..
 * Lilian: Rubbish. I know. No music! Bloody Sharon sucking the life out of the place.. I've had more fun at a wake!
 * Clint: Yeah, Tess Pownell's husband's was banging. Every track they played I was like, "tune!"
 * Lilian: Mmm. I think she regrets the disco now. But she was in shock.. She freely admits the bouncy castle was misjudged.

Bzzz [2.1]

 * Janet: I was a late baby.
 * Annie: A mistake.
 * Janet: No! Honestly, what a horrid thing to say! I mean, really, just vile!
 * Annie: Yeah, don't go overboard, love.
 * Janet: Well it is. Really horrible. I won't take it from my mother, I certainly won't take it from you!

 * Sally: They teach us in boxercise you can hurt your opponent much more mentally than with a well-aimed slap. Y'know, psyche 'em out and their confidence goes.
 * Robin: How do you psyche out a bee?
 * Sally: You just follow 'em around going, "your honey tastes like shit, mate", "you're a crap buzzer", "black, yellow stripes? Don't go." Soon get depressed and fly off.

 * Heidi: I had an imaginary friend.
 * Lilian: Just the one?
 * Heidi: Mmm. I would have liked another one, but.. I lacked the imagination...

No Place Like Home [2.2]

 * Clint: Snowball fight now! The victor gets free ciggies all day tomorrow, or just buy me some baccy. Sal?
 * Sally: Save yourself the embarrassment, Clint, I'd murder you.
 * Clint: Word. Rob?
 * Robin: I've barely got the energy to lift my ciggie, nevermind lob snowballs.
 * Clint: [Turning to Sharon] I don't suppose...
 * Sharon: Are you asking me to come out for a snowball fight?
 * Clint: Yeah... Yeah, I suppose I am.
 * Sharon: Well thank you. Thank you so much for seeing a person sitting here and not just some distant authority figure. Prehaps my message is finally getting through. I may be the boss, but-.. No. I am definitely the boss, but I am still a co-worker. Of course I don't actually want to throw snowballs, it's puerile behaviour.

 * Barry: I'm essentially a pacifist. I only take up arms to defend a principle.
 * Robin: Hmph. Don't we know it? Poor Ben's still ruing the day he slagged off Robot Wars!
 * Barry: Yeah, I just saw red!

 * Lilian: Oh I saw a film once where they were all snowed in. 'Snowed In' it was called. And eventually they all had to eat each other! Imagine that. Human flesh.
 * Sharon: I wouldn't mind a wee taste.
 * Lilian: Well, I suppose if your life depended on it...
 * Sharon: Oh, if my life depended on it I'd tuck in with no qualms!

 * Heidi: Aww, I should be singing Dane his lullaby now. Sending him off.. [Sings] Sleepy, sleep deep. Make not a peep. If baby should cry, he'll probably die. So lie still in bed, all snuggled not dead.

Last Night a Graphic Designer Saved My Life [2.07]

 * Sally: I'm amazed you're so calm Barry.
 * Barry: What? Oh, I'm fine with real problems, It's just imaginary ones that bother me. I'm a bit concerned that a hijacked van might plough through that window, and explode.

Significant Others [2.8]

 * Robin: [talking about Janet's engagement] You need to ask yourself some serious questions, Jan. Is it real love? Is it real passion? Or are you just terrified of ending up alone?
 * Janet: I think so. Does it matter. And of course I am.

 * Janet: Perhaps Noel isn't the most dynamic man in the world. And perhaps he is quite inhibited sexually. And perhaps our married life won't be a thrilling, torrid sequence of "I love you", "I hate you", "I need you", "I can't bear you". And perhaps while I wanted a Heathcliff to my Cathy I've found a Ken Barlow to my Deirdre.

Do They Know It's Christmas? (2004)

 * Robin: We'll just bring up Ranjit and his balloon animals.
 * Len: That won't buy you much time. He's had to cut his act down to a snake, a worm and an electric eel. He can't the fuckers to twist without bursting 'em.
 * Robin: Well, you'd better fetch him onto the stage, anyway.
 * Len: After me fag.
 * Robin: No. Now.
 * Len: Ooh, fuckin' hell! Who gave him a clipboard?!
 * Sally: Just as well he's got no hope of promotion; he'd be a nightmare.

Main characters

 * Debbie Chazen - Annie
 * Jeremy Swift - Barry
 * Fraser Ayres - Clint
 * Mike Walling - Gordon
 * Emma Kennedy - Heidi
 * Selina Griffiths - Janet
 * Leslie Schofield - Len
 * Paul Wilcox - Lilian
 * Robert Webb - Robin
 * Nadine Marshall - Sally
 * Siobhan Redmond - Sharon
 * Sunetra Sarker - monique Coyne

Cast

 * Robert Webb - Robin
 * Nadine Marshall - Sally
 * Fraser Ayres - Clint
 * Selina Griffiths - Janet
 * Siobahn Redmond - Sharon
 * Paula Wilcox - Lilian
 * Debbie Chazen - Annie
 * Jeremy Swift - Barry
 * Leslie Schofield - Len
 * Emma Kennedy - Heidi
 * Mike Walling - Gordon

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User:Sir Drance

Hello my frends. Those of you who know me know why i am here.

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The Most Hated Family in America

The Most Hated Family in America is a 2008 television documentary written and presented by Louis Theroux about the Westboro Baptist Church. The church, in Topeka Kansas USA, consists largely of the members of a single family by the name of Phelps. At the head of the family is Fred Phelps, father of thirteen children, but the day-to-day running of the church is largely in the hands of Fred's daughter Shirley Phelps, herself mother of eleven children. The church is Christian fundamentalist in character, and seems particularly exercised over the issue of homosexuality. This has led their members to picket the funerals of American soldiers, believing their deaths to be punishment from God for a nation which tolerates same-sex relationships.

Shirley

 * God hates Louis Threox, God hates Louis Threox, therefore God hates America and all of his military. Don't be a faggot.

 * Don't think of fags as just those guys who are taking it up the tailpipe. Think of it as people who are involved in some perverted sex act, and I'm talking about anything other than one man, one woman, in their marriage bed.

 * If you see a nation or a people who have risen up with one voice to say that it's OK to be gay, you're looking at a doomed people. Those people have crossed the line. When you say "gay pride," you obviously have given over any trace or any notion that you're going to admit that you're sinning.

 * The streets of this nation are full of married men having fag sex. That's adultery. So don't try to pretend that you don't come under the umbrella of adultery just because you're a fag.

 * I will not have my kids call themselves dating anyone, or doing any activity that would remotely resemble what this generation calls dating. To what end would they do that? What would be the purpose? So they can fornicate?

Fred

 * Billy Graham, hell-bound false prophet. I've known Billy Graham more than fifty years, and Billy, you are headed straight and irreversibly for hell. You are a lying, money grubbing, Arminian heretic . . . At 88, Graham will soon die, and split hell wide open. And Westboro Baptist Church will picket your funeral. Amen.

 * Same-sex marriage, by any name, civil union or otherwise, is the ultimate smashed-mouth in-your-face insult to God almighty, and you think he's going to let England and America and the rest of this evil world get by with it? God almighty has not joined fags in holy wedlock. God no longer keeps America safe, America is doomed. We're getting the pants beat off of us, in Iraq, in Afghanistan. God is now America's terrorist, that's who Bush is fighting, that's the terrorist that he best be afraid of. You tweaked his nose you jackass, you tweaked his nose! God put it in your earth wicked heart to start that war. That's the message we've got at the funerals of these dead soldiers. God duped you into starting a war, so he could punish you. And any preacher preaching it any other way is a lying hell-bound false prophet. So almost eighteen months now and the siege has got people eating their babies, and their small children, and each other! You're going to eat your babies! God himself duped Bush into a no-win war, and he did that by the technique of putting a lying spirit in the mouth of all his trusted advisers, to punish America.

Dialogue

 * Shirley: Noah, do you know what fag troops are?
 * Noah (age 8 approx): Yeah.
 * Shirley: What?
 * Noah: It's this nation. Of these fags. It's this nation of fags. That's what fag troops means.
 * Shirley: It is the nation of fags, that's right . . . Noah, do you know what else you could be besides a fag, to be in trouble with God and be included in that sign? If you're not just a fag, but what else?
 * Noah: Erm . . . and . . . soldiers and . ..
 * Shirley: But what are you if you're not a practicing fag, what are you? What if you support fags, what does that make you?
 * Noah: A dyke?

 * Louis: I was struck by your preaching, you referred mainly to the Old Testament and it was almost as though you felt that we were living in a time of biblical prophecy. Is that accurate?
 * Fred: No, it's not accurate. If you had just a little knowledge of the Bible, you would know that what you just said is stupidity in spades. I don't know how to deal with a question like that. You're just too dumb, sorry. You've got a duty to know the Bible as well as I do.
 * Louis: Why?
 * Fred: Because you're a human being, because God almighty made you, and God almighty is going to send your ass to hell.

 * Louis: Did you rejoice yesterday when that church burned down?
 * Steve: You're supposed to rejoice over all of God's judgements.
 * Louis: And do you rejoice when soldiers die in Iraq?
 * Steve: Absolutely, I do.
 * Louis: And do you rejoice when people are knocked over by cars and they get cancer?
 * Steve: Absolutely, I love it. And I can tell you right now because it's the righteous judgement of God almighty.

 * Steve: The Jews killed Christ! You're going to try to tell me that they worship the same God as I worship? They killed Christ, what more do you...
 * Louis: Newsflash, brainiac, Christ was Jewish.

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Winx Club

 * Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | Main

Winx Club is an animated television series created by Iginio Straffi and animated by Rainbow SpA, in co-production with Nickelodeon (Seasons 5 and 6) and Rai Fiction.

Seasons

 * Winx Club (season 1) (2004)
 * Winx Club (season 2) (2005)
 * Winx Club (season 3) (2007)
 * Winx Club (season 4) (2009)
 * Season 5 (2012-13)
 * Season 6 (2014)
 * Season 7 (2015)
 * Season 8 (2019)

Movies

 * Winx Club: The Secret of the Lost Kingdom (2007)
 * Winx Club 3D: Magical Adventure (2010)
 * Winx Club: The Mystery of the Abyss (2014)

Voice Cast

 * Bloom - Helena Evangeliou (Seasons 1-3, Cinélume Dub), Angela Galuppo (Season 4, Cinélume Dub), Liza Jacqueline (4Kids Dub), Molly C. Quinn (Atlas Oceanic Dub), Haven Paschell (Season 7, DuArt/3Beep Dub), and Emily Cramer (Season 8, DuArt/3Beep Dub)
 * Stella - Jennifer Seguin (Cinélume Dub), Caren Manuel (4Kids Dub), Lisa Adams (stand-in, 4Kids Dub), Amy Gross (Atlas Oceanic Dub), and Jessica Paquet (Season 7-8, DuArt/3Beep Dub)
 * Flora - Holly Gauthier-Frankel (Cinélume Dub), Kerry Williams (4Kids Dub), Alejandra Reynoso (Atlas Oceanic Dub), Eileen Stevens (Season 7, DuArt/3Beep Dub), and Brittney Presley (Season 8, DuArt/3Beep Dub)
 * Musa - Sarah McCullough (Seasons 1-3, Cinélume Dub), Anik Matern (Season 4, Cinélume), Lisa Ortiz (4Kids Dub), Romi Dames (Atlas Oceanic Dub), Kate Bristol (Season 7, DuArt/3Beep Dub), and Alyson Leigh Rosenfield (Season 8, DuArt/3Beep Dub)
 * Tecna - Lezlie Karls (Seasons 1-2, Cinélume Dub), Jodie Resther (Seasons 2-4, Cinélume Dub), Dani Schaffel (Seasons 1-2, 4Kids Dub), Rebecca Soler (Season 3, 4Kids Dub), Morgan Decker (Atlas Oceanic Dub), and Saskia Maarleveld (Season 7-8, DuArt/3Beep Dub)
 * Layla (Aisha) - Lucinda Davis (Cinélume Dub), Vasthy Mompoint (4Kids Dub), Keke Palmer (Atlas Oceanic Dub), Alysha Deslorieux (Season 7, DuArt/3Beep Dub), and Elinor Vanderburg (Season 8, DuArt/3Beep Dub)

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