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American Pie Presents: Band Camp

American Pie Presents: Band Camp is a 2005 direct-to-video sequel to the original American Pie films.
 * Directed by Steve Rash. Written by Adam Herz and Brad Riddell.

This One Time at Band Camp… taglines

Mr. Levenstein

 * [to Elyse and Stifler] Let me see if I have this straight. Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead just to gain the approval of his sociopathic older brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude who needs to, uh, loosen up a bit and get laid. [To Elyse] Excuse the expression, dear. Is that close to being on the money?
 * We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young men to stick their... instruments in such... odd places. I knew a certain young man once who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie, and he turned out just fine. So, uhh... you're perfectly normal.
 * You know you're like your brother Steve? And I don't think those are the shoes you should be so eager to fill. You know the people Steve thought were his friends? Really didn't like him very much. But I think you're different. I think people wanna like you, Matt, you just make it really hard.

Dialogue

 * Oz's brother: Hey, Stifler, how come Steve's got all the talent in your family?
 * Stifler: Bite me, fuck-face.
 * Kevin's brother: Come on, man, you're missing it.
 * Stifler: I've seen it a million times, you fucking ass-booger.
 * Oz's brother: Matt, Stever is like a film making genius. A true American hero.
 * Kevin's brother: The Tarantino of titties!
 * Oz's brother: Yeah, there's just no way you come be this good.
 * Stifler: Hey, look, I'm gonna prove to Steve that i'm up to the standards of the Stiffmeister Productions.

 * Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie? You look lost.
 * Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!
 * Brandon Vandecamp: I'll, uh... I'll ignore that kind of talk. Once. We don't speak that way here. Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules.
 * Matt Stiffler: And who made you the Mayor of Geektown?
 * Brandon Vandecamp: I'm Brandon Vandecamp. Senior Drum Major of Beechwood Academy, and the President of the Tall Oaks Council.
 * Matt Stifler: Oh? And who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
 * [Brandon places Matt's beanie on the end of his drum staff, and puts the beanie on Matt's head.]
 * Brandon Vandecamp: Suits you well.
 * Matt Stifler: [Sarcastic] Golly jeepers, thanks. And hey! Since I'm an official band geek and all, can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?
 * Brandon Vandecamp: I have no idea.
 * Matt Stifler: The nutcracker.

 * Matt Stifler: Look, I wanna know all the stuff that goes on at night here. Naked pillow fights, whatever!
 * Ernie Kaplowitz: Do I look like the guy in charge of the naked pillow fights? Huh? This is my first year here. You see the beanie?
 * [Brandon Vandecamp and Mr. Nelson enter the mess hall]
 * Brandon Vandecamp: Yes. Yes, I do. But where's yours, Stifler? Let's see- no standard issue t-shirt and no beanie. I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson!
 * Matt Stifler: Tell you what, Vandercramp. How about I take his beanie [takes Ernie's beanie] and put it on my weenie? [Stuffs the beanie down his pants] How's that, Vandercramp? It's on my head, right?
 * [Brandon rolls his eyes and looks at Mr. Nelson]
 * Mr. Nelson: Make it five points from Great Falls!

 * [Elyse has accidentally hit Matt with a trumpet, causing Matt to bite his tongue; Brandon walks over to them.]
 * Brandon Vandecamp: In today's episode: wasting time on lost causes. Speaking of which, I understand you composed the music to your show, Elyse. If you... call that music.
 * Elyse: Yeah, that's right. I did. And who'd your daddy hire to compose yours?
 * Brandon Vandecamp: I'm just giving you fair warning, cupcake. The Robard's Scholarship- is mine.
 * Elyse: Like you need it.
 * Brandon Vandecamp: Oh, it's not a matter of need, it's a matter of want. Yeah... I get what I want.
 * Matt Stifler: Why don't you shut the fu' uhh?
 * Brandon Vandecamp: [Amused] Oh, what're you gonna do?
 * Matt Stifler: Kick your ath!
 * Brandon Vandecamp: Are you challenging me?
 * [Matt argues yes while Elyse argues no; Brandon turns to Mr. Nelson and the Beechwood Academy band practicing in the background]
 * Brandon Vandecamp: It's been three years since I've been challenged!
 * [Knowing what the challenge means, Mr. Nelson and the band cheer; Brandon looks back to Elyse and Matt.]
 * Brandon Vandecamp: I look forward to reminding people why.

 * [Matt leaves the infirmary]
 * Elyse: Are you okay?
 * Matt Stifler: Yeah.
 * Elyse: I'm so drunk right now... I'm probably gonna forget about you... porkin' an oboe! [Bursts out laughing]

Taglines

 * This One Time at Band Camp…

Cast

 * Tad Hilgenbrinck - Matthew "Matt" Stifler
 * Arielle Kebbel - Elyse Houston
 * Eugene Levy - Noah Levenstein (aka "Jim's Dad")
 * Chris Owen - Chuck Sherman
 * Matt Barr - Brandon Vandercamp
 * Jun Hee Lee - James Chong
 * Jason Earles - Ernie Kaplowitz
 * Crystle Lightning - Chloe
 * Omar Benson Miller - Oscar
 * Lauren C. Mayhew - Arianna
 * Angela Little - Sheree
 * Rachel Veltri - Dani
 * Dossett March - Andy
 * Lily Mariye - Dr. Susan Choi
 * Ginger Lynn - Camp Nurse Sanders
 * Richard Keith - Trading Card Bandie
 * Jennifer Walcott - Bathroom Girl
 * Matthew Herb - Shower Guy
 * Joe Phua as Band Camp Student (uncredited)

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The Deer Hunter

The Deer Hunter is a 1978 film that provides an in-depth examination of the way that the Vietnam War affects the lives of people in a small industrial town in the USA. It won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1978.
 * Directed by Michael Cimino. Written by Deric Washburn.

One of the most important and powerful films of all time!

Michael Vronsky

 * [to Linda] I just wanted to say how sorry I am about Nick. And how, I know how much you loved him and I know that it will never be the same. I just wanted to tell you that.
 * Okay. Okay!
 * [to Stanley] You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games.
 * Here's to Nick.

Julien Grinda

 * What is there to be afraid of in this war? The war is a joke, a silly thing...I pay my players - cash - American. However, should you prefer German marks or perhaps Swiss francs, that of course can be arranged.
 * If you are really brave and lucky, I can make you very, very rich.
 * When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.

Others

 * Steven's mother: I still do not believe this. My own boy with a strange girl and not so thin, if you understand my meaning...The next thing you know, he goes to Vietnam...I do not understand, Father. I understand nothing anymore, nothing...Can you explain? Can anyone explain?
 * Steven's mother: You marry this girl, you leave her with me, and you go with these bums to Vietnam.
 * Nick: Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was "GLAD HE ATE HER"!
 * Linda: I was hoping, somehow Michael, maybe you had Nick with you...He never wrote to me, he never called me.
 * Axel: You're so full of shit, you're gonna float away.
 * Steven: The place is great...It's like a resort...I mean they got basketball, bowling...Princess Grace came to see us the other day.

Dialogue

 * Steven Pushkov: Hey, look at that! Whoa! What the hell is that?
 * Michael Vronsky: Where? Oh yeah. Holy shit! You know what that is? Those are sun dogs.
 * Peter "Axel" Axelrod: What does it mean?
 * Michael "Mike" Vronsky: It means a blessing on the hunter sent by the great wolf to his children.
 * Stanley: What the fuck are you talking about?
 * Michael "Mike" Vronsky: No, it's an old Indian thing.

 * Michael: I'll tell ya one thing, if I found out my life had to end up in the mountains, it'd be all right, but it has to be in your mind.
 * Nick: What? One shot?
 * Michael: Two is pussy.
 * Nick: I don't think about one shot that much any more, Mike.
 * Michael: You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. The deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that - they don't listen. Do you ever think about Vietnam?
 * Nick: Yeah. I don't know. I guess I'm thinkin' about the deer, goin' to 'Nam. I like the trees, you know? I like the way the trees are on the mountains, all different. The way the trees are. I sound like some asshole, right?
 * Michael: I'll tell ya, Nick. You're the only guy I go huntin' with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes.
 * Nick: Who's an asshole?
 * Michael: Who's an asshole? Who do you think's an asshole? They're all fuckin' assholes. I mean, they're great guys, I love 'em. But if it's not you and me, I'm huntin' alone."
 * Nick: You're just a nut. A control freak!
 * Michael: Hey - I don't like no surprises.

 * Nick: I hope they send us where the bullets are flyin' and the fightin's the worst, huh?
 * Green Beret veteran: Fuck it.
 * Michael: Well, what's it like over there? Will you tell us anything?
 * Green Beret veteran: Fuck it.

 * Nick: Will you marry me?
 * Linda: Yeah.
 * Nick: You would? [She nods] What I mean is, when we get back from...when we get back. I don't know what the hell I mean.
 * Linda: What goes through your mind comes out your mouth.

 * Michael: Everything's going so fast. Hey Nick, do you think we'll ever come back?
 * Nick: From 'Nam?
 * Michael: Yeah.
 * Nick: You know somethin'? The whole thing - it's right here. I love this fuckin' place. [Michael laughs] I know that that sounds crazy. If anything happens Mike, you don't - don't leave me over there. You got, you gotta...Just don't leave me. You gotta promise me that, Mike.
 * Michael: Hey!
 * Nick: No man, you got, you gotta, you gotta promise definitely.
 * Michael: Hey Nicky...You got it, pal.

 * Michael: Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne. [to Stanley] Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.
 * Stanley: I fixed you up a million times. I fixed him up a million times. I don't know how many times I must have fixed him up with girls. And nothing ever happens. Zero...Nobody ever knows what the fuck you're talkin' about. Huh? 'This is this.' What the hell is that supposed to mean? 'This is this.' I mean, is that some faggot soundin' bullshit or is that some faggot...There's times I swear I think you're a fuckin' faggot...Last week, he could have had that new red-headed waitress...He could have had it knocked. And look what he did. Look what he fuckin' did. Nothin'.

 * Nick: What do you think you are, God?
 * Michael: We gotta play with more bullets...That means we gotta play each other...You gotta listen to me. You wanta stay down here and die?...Go ahead Nickie. It's gonna be all right...Don't worry, in five minutes we're gonna be outa here...It's gonna be all right, Nickie, go ahead. Shoot. Shoot, Nickie.

 * Michael: What kind of beer would you like?
 * Linda: What? I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
 * Michael: I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
 * Linda: Okay.
 * Michael: It's a good beer, it's the best around.

 * Linda: So, how are you, anyway?
 * Michael: I'm fine, OK. How are you?
 * Linda: Me? I'm OK. I'm fine. I go along, you know. Still workin' at the market. There's a million things to do. You sure you're all right, huh?
 * Michael: Yeah.
 * Linda: What about your wounds?
 * Michael: There's nothin', just healed. Just the usual complications, that's all.
 * Linda: But we heard...
 * Michael: No, that's not true. A lot of guys went through it.
 * Linda: Oh, I'm so glad you're alive. I'm so happy. I really don't know what I feel.

 * Stan: How does it feel to be shot?
 * Michael: Don't, don't hurt. That's what you want to know. And how's it been, doing OK?
 * Stan: Yeah, same old thing, you know. Nothin's changed. I'm gettin' more ass than a toilet seat and Axel here, he's gettin' better than ever.
 * Axel: Hey Stan, why don't you show him that gun - that little pussy thing you carry around in the back there. Look at that...
 * Michael: What's that for?
 * Stan: The same thing the other one was for.
 * Michael: And what was that?

 * Linda: Why don't we go to bed? Can't we just comfort each other?
 * Michael: No, I can't. Not here. I gotta get out of here. I'm sorry. I just gotta get out...Look, I don't know. I feel a lot of distance and I feel far away. I'll see ya later.

 * Steven: [holding up cash] This comes every month from Saigon. I don't understand...That place is gonna fall any day now.
 * Michael: It's Nicky, Steve.
 * Steven: Where is a guy like Nick gettin' money like this?

 * Michael: I came 12,000 miles back here to get you...What's the matter with you? Don't you recognize me?...Nicky, I love you, you're my friend. What are you doing? We don't have much time, Nick. [Nick pulls the trigger on a gun, clicking on an empty chamber] Is this what you want? Is this what you want? I love you, Nick. [Michael pulls the trigger, clicking on an empty chamber] Come on, Nicky, come home. Just come home. Home. Talk to me. [looking at Nick's track marks] What did you do to your arms? Do you remember the trees? Do you remember all the different ways of the trees? Do you remember that? Do you remember? Huh? The mountains? Do you remember all that?
 * Nick: One shot. [He smiles and laughs in recognition]
 * Michael: One shot, one shot.
 * [Nick pulls the trigger, shooting himself]
 * Michael: Nicky, Nicky, don't, Nick, no!!

Cast

 * Robert De Niro - Michael "Mike" Vronsky
 * John Cazale - Stanley "Stan" "Stosh"
 * John Savage - Steven Pushkov
 * Christopher Walken - Nikonar "Nick" Chevotarevich
 * Meryl Streep - Linda
 * George Dzundza - John Welsh
 * Chuck Aspegren - Peter "Axel" Axelrod
 * Shirley Stoler - Steven's mother
 * Rutanya Alda - Angela Ludhjduravic-Pushkov
 * Pierre Segui - Julien Grinda
 * Mady Kaplan - Axel's girl
 * Amy Wright - Bridesmaid
 * Mary Ann Haenel - Stan's girl
 * Paul D'Amato - Sergeant

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The Goonies

The Goonies is a 1985 film about a group of children who go off in search of pirate treasure.
 * Directed by Richard Donner. Written by Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus.

The pirates map, The villainous crooks, The underground caverns, The booby traps, the skeletons, The monster, the lost treasure, and the magic that is... THE GOONIES taglines

Mikey

 * [first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here.
 * [after Chunk glued the David statue's penis piece on upside down] Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!
 * You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks.
 * If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here.
 * If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing.
 * [as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brand's bike] It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favorite thing in the world.
 * [referring to Sloth] I swear on my life, they've got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. The parts were all mixed around.
 * Come on, Brand, please. What if we find something? A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt.
 * It all starts here.
 * Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far. Look how far we've come. We've got a chance!
 * [Under the Moss Garden Wishing Well convincing his friends stay with him rather than abandoning the adventure] The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
 * Goonies never say die!
 * You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie.
 * We can't leave all that gold. That's our future.
 * Oh, who needs it? [throws his inhaler aside]
 * [to his father] We had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.
 * [to his father after Rosalita finds the jewels his marble bag] Dad, it's my marble bag! The Fratellis forgot to check it! I emptied out the marbles and put the jewels in it! We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!
 * [last lines, watching One-Eyed Willy's ship, the Inferno, sailing away] Bye, Willy. Thanks.

Brand

 * [after Chunk glued the penis piece upside down on the mini replica of Michelangelo's David] Dork. If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissin' in your faces.
 * [while Mikey tells the story of One-Eyed Willy] You sound just as corny as Dad does.
 * Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I let you out, mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andi on Friday.
 * I am gonna hit you all so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
 * Why couldn't I have a sister? A little sister instead of that?
 * [discovering that the Fratellis have been making counterfeit money] Hold on. Quiet! They're fake, they're bogus. They're phony, they're phony!

Andi

 * I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.
 * [after playing an incorrect note on a bone organ and causing a partial floor collapse] I hit a wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!
 * [after kissing Mikey] Does Brand wear braces?
 * [to Mama Fratelli] You gross old witch!
 * Can I take piano lessons?
 * Brand, what happened to your braces?

Mouth

 * [to Steph] Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up.
 * Yeah, but you know what? [holds up a coin] This one, this one right here... this was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
 * What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie weekend. We gotta be goin' out in style. Cruisin' the coast, sniffin' some lace, downin' the brews, but noooo! One older brother had to go and screw it up. By flunking your driver's test? I don't know what to do with you kid.
 * Reverse PRESSURE!
 * Jerk Alert!
 * [finding something on the Inferno that Mikey thinks he can translate] Ah, translate nothing! It's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber!

Stef

 * [to Andi, about kissing Mikey] Next time, kiss with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience!
 * This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
 * I lost my glasses.
 * [to Mouth] Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
 * [to Andi] COME ON, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!
 * [after finding a load of coins on the ground; Mouth thinks one shows Martin Sheen] Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! [Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once.] Oh, that's really smart. I'm glad you're using your brain. [Mouth: Yeah, well at least I have a brain!] You're so stupid, Mouth. [Mouth: Oh, yeah?] Yes. Shut up!
 * Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it...

Data

 * Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!
 * Fifty Dollar Bill!!!
 * Holy S-H-I-T!
 * That's what I said, booty traps!
 * Data's quite tired of falling, and Data's tired of skeletons!

Chunk (Lawrence)

 * Hey, Mike found a map.
 * I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures.
 * Oh, God, am I depressed.
 * [finding the Fratellis' Jeep in the garage] ORV. [notices some bullet holes] Bullet holes. [shocked in horror] Bullet holes?!
 * Mikey, this ain't the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in. [Mama Fratelli: Why not?] Because they might have daddy longlegs in 'em.
 * See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm that has your names written all over it! But I'm gettin' outta here. But... I smell ice cream.
 * [opens the freezer to see a dead FBI agent] It's a STIFF!
 * [Chunk is stuck in the freezer with a dead FBI agent] Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him; he tries to prop the body back up] Stay. Stay. Guys, come here! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him again]
 * I'm not kidding! LOOK IN THE WINDOW!
 * I like the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature, I hate nature!
 * [after finding somebody he thinks can help him] Look, mister, I need a ride. My friends and I just had a run-in with these really disgusting people, you might've heard of 'em, the Fratellis. We found their hideout. Could you please, please take me to the sheriff's station? I can describe all three of them. [the driver turns out to be Jake Fratelli]
 * We went over to Mikey's dad's place, and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure.
 * Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
 * [when the Fratellis are overrun by bats accidentally released by Brand] Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, RUN! RUN! They're comin' after you!
 * [meeting Sloth for the first time] H-H-Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk.
 * Geez, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.
 * Captain Chunk says, let's get the hell out of here!
 * [introducing Sloth to his friends] Sloth, this is the guys. Guys, this is Sloth.
 * [pointing the Sheriff to the Fratellis while protecting Sloth] These are the bad guys! Those are the bad guys!
 * Sloth. You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya. 'Cause I love ya.

Sloth

 * Chocolate!
 * Ruth, Ruth, Ruth! Baby Ruth!
 * Rocky Road.
 * H E Y  Y O U  G U Y S !!!
 * Ma, you've been bad!
 * Sloth love Chunk!

Dialogue

 * [Chunk is at an arcade near a freeway. He sees the Fratellis being chased by the police.]
 * Chunk: Oh wow, a police chase! [He goes up to the window] With bullets! [pushes up against the window smeared by a slice of pizza, causing his milkshake to splatter all over his face; angered] Aw, shit!

 * Chunk: Listen, okay. You guys will never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
 * Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?
 * Brand: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
 * Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
 * Chunk: Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
 * [Data puts a cassette tape saying "007" in boombox.]
 * Data: 'Kay, Data, don't mess this one up, and prepare for the Wings of Flight! [swings toward the Goon Docks as the James Bond theme music plays in the background]
 * Mikey: [notices Data] Uh-oh! Screen door! [to Mouth] Open the screen door!
 * Data: Mikey! The screen door! [Data crashes through it, knocking everybody over]
 * Chunk: [after catching statue of Michelangelo's David] Hey, I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh? [chuckles] I knew you would think that from good ol' Chunk. [accidentally lets the statue fall]
 * Brand: [shocked and angry] You idiot!
 * Mikey: [alarmed] Oh, my God!
 * Chunk: [as Mikey picks up the statue] Look, it's not broken. It's perfect! It's per-
 * Mikey: [notices the statue's missing penis; drops inhaler in shock] Oh, my GOD!
 * Chunk: What? What?
 * Mikey: That's my mom's most favorite piece!
 * Chunk: What?
 * Mikey: Ohh! [picks up the penis piece, trying to put it back on]
 * Chunk: [laughs] Oh, my God!
 * Mouth: You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
 * Mikey: Shut up, Mouth!
 * Brand: Shut up, Mouth.
 * Data: Hey, any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
 * Mikey: No.
 * Mouth: Soitenly. Where Motown started. Also, it's got the highest murder rate in the country.
 * Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're moving when we lose our house tomorrow.
 * Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen; My dad will fix it.
 * Brand: [sarcastically] Yeah, sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon. (Which is impossible.)
 * Mikey: [shooting down Brand's sarcasm] That's wrong, Brand! It won't happen!

 * Mrs. Walsh: Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?
 * Mouth: Why, certainly, Mrs. Walsh.
 * Mrs. Walsh: That's wonderful.
 * Mouth: [to Rosalita; in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
 * [Meanwhile, Chunk has glued the statue's penis piece on upside down]
 * Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that?
 * Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside down!
 * Brand: [disgusted] Dork, if God made you do it that way you'd all be pissing in your faces!
 * Chunk: Looks fine to me.
 * Mrs. Walsh: Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
 * Mouth: [to Rosalita; in Spanish] Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES.
 * Mrs. Walsh: This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need, brooms, dustpans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
 * Mouth: [to Rosalita; in Spanish] If you do a bad job, you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.
 * Mrs. Walsh: Okay, Rosie? Okay? You're going to be very happy here. Come on, Clark, we've got much more to do. You're so fluent in languages!
 * Rosalita: [in Spanish] My God, I'm in a crazy house!
 * Mrs. Walsh: You're so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.
 * Mouth: "Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.
 * Mrs. Walsh: Boys, I'm taking Rosalita to the supermarket and I'll be back in about an hour. Mikey, I want you kept inside. Brand, if he's coming down with asthma, I don't want him out in the rain.
 * Brand: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
 * Mrs. Walsh: [smacks Brand] I'm serious, Brandon. That's not funny. He takes one step outside and you are in deep, absolutely the deepest sh--
 * Brand: Shit, Mom.
 * Mrs. Walsh: [smacks him again] I don't like that language. But that's exactly what you're going to be in. [turns to Data] And you, Däta--
 * Data: Data.
 * Mrs. Walsh: Data. Okay. Use the back door from now on.
 * Data: Okay.
 * Mrs. Walsh: [points to the table] What is that?
 * Chunk: Oh, shit. What?
 * Mrs. Walsh: What is that? [points to potato chip crumbs on table] That is a mess. I want that cleaned up, boys.
 * Chunk: Oh-ho, yeah. Sure. Sure, yeah.
 * Mrs. Walsh: One hour, boys. Then I'll be back. Bye, baby. [gives Mikey a kiss] Rosie?
 * Mouth: Bye, Mrs. Walsh.
 * Chunk: Bye.
 * Mouth: [to Rosalita in raspy voice] Adios, señorita!
 * Brand: Bye, Mom.

 * Chunk: Hey, Mike found a map. Look, look, look. That says 1632. Is that a year or something?
 * Mouth: No, it's your top score on Pole Position.
 * Mikey: Yes, it's a year, Chunk. Look, Data, it's a map of out coastline.
 * Brand: What's all that Spanish junk right there?
 * Mikey: Uh… Mouth, Mouth, you said you could translate. Translate, right here.
 * Chunk: Yeah, translate it.
 * Mouth: [translating the text] "Ye intruders beware. Crushing death and grief, soaked with blood of the trespassing thief."
 * Brand: You guys, this map is old news. Everybody and their grandfather went looking for that. When our parents were our age. I mean, I mean… Haven't you ever heard of that guy, what's his name? The pirate guy. One-Eyed Willy.
 * Mikey: [hearing that name before; whispers] One-Eyed Willy. [remembers] One-Eyed Willy! Yeah, he was the most famous pirate in his time! My dad told me all about him once.
 * Brand: Dad will do anything to get you to go to sleep.
 * Mikey: No. See, One-Eyed Willy stole a treasure once. It was full of rubies, and emeralds, and...
 * Chunk: Diamonds?
 * Mikey: And diamonds. Then he loaded it all up onto his ship and they sailed away into the sunset. Until the British King, see, he found out about it and then he set up this whole armada to go out after him, then the armada, they... It took them a couple weeks, but then they caught up with Willy, and, and then there was a whole, big war between the armada and Willy's ship, the Inferno, and during the firefight there was these guns bursting here and cannons bursting there, and then Willy fled, 'cause he didn't want to stay around, 'cause he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around. And then he got into this cave, and then the British, they blew up the walls all around him. And he got caved in, and he's been there ever since.
 * Data: Forever?
 * Mikey: Forever.
 * Chunk: And ever?
 * Mikey: Trapped.
 * Chunk: Wow!
 * Brand: You sound just as corny as Dad does.
 * Mikey: My dad tells me the truth. You know what he said? He told me that One-Eyed Willy and his bunch were down there for five-six years. And they were digging all these tunnels, and caves… Setting booty traps...
 * Data: Booby traps.
 * Mikey: That's what I said. Setting booby traps, so that anybody who tried to get in there would die. And then do you know what he did? He killed all of his men.
 * Data: Why?
 * Chunk: Why'd he kill all of them?
 * Mikey: Because he didn't want them to get to his treasure.
 * Chunk: Yeah, wait a minute, Mikey. But if he killed all his men, how did the map or the story get out?
 * Mikey: See, I asked my dad the same question. He said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map, and, and the...
 * Chunk: Hey, Mike, I believe you.
 * Mouth: Yeah, well I don't believe you. I don't believe you at all. I think you're full of it. I think...
 * Brand: [as Chunk tips over and finds another frame that's containing an old news article] Chunk, what'd you break this time, Chunk?
 * Chunk: Hey, you guys, look at this. Hey, you guys ever heard of this guy? Chester Copperpot? Look what it says. [reading] "Chester Copperpot. Missing while in pursuit of local legend. Reclusive scavenger claims, 'I have the key to One-Eyed Willy.'"
 * Mikey: Whoa, do you guys realize what we could do?
 * Brand: Nobody ever found nothing, you guys. I mean, why do you think this map would be up here in this attic when it could be in some safety-deposit box somewhere, right?
 * Mouth: That's right. And anyway, if Chester Copperpot didn't find it, how would we find it?
 * Mikey: But what if? You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff?
 * Data: Maybe.
 * Mikey: Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks. Come on.
 * Data: I don't wanna leave.
 * Chunk: Come on, Mikey. I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures.

 * Mouth: Señor jerk alert.
 * Brand: Can I help you?
 * Mr. Perkins: Hello, little guys. I'm Mr. Perkins, Troy's father.
 * Data: We know who Troy is, he's a cheap guy!
 * Brand: My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
 * Mr. Perkins: Is your mommy here?
 * Brand: [sarcastic tone] No, sir, actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
 * Mr. Perkins: [faked laughter] Papers, Joe. You can give these papers to your father to read through and sign. We'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
 * Brand: Thank you.
 * Mr. Perkins: Thank you.
 * Mikey: Hey, what is all that shit?
 * Brand: It's Dad's business.
 * Mikey: But what is it?
 * Brand: I told you, it was Dad's business. Look at 'em smiling.
 * Data: They can't wait until tomorrow when they foreclose on all the whatever you call it!
 * Mouth: And trash the Goon Docks...
 * Brand: When they wreck our house, I hope they make it a sand trap.
 * Mikey: And never get their balls out!
 * Chunk: You know, I think they made me lose my appetite.

 * Chunk: [pulls out a can of whipped cream from the fridge] Oh, God, am I depressed.
 * Mikey: If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my Dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here.
 * Data: Yeah, me too.
 * Mouth: Me three.
 * Chunk: Me four.
 * Brand: Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I'd let you out, my mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andy on Friday, alright?
 * Mouth: [sitting on the counter in the sink] You're dreaming, dude. There's no way, 'cause that means her mom's gotta drive. Then you gotta make it with her and her mom.
 * Brand: Shut up, Mouth.
 * Mikey: Shut up, Mouth.
 * Mouth: Shut up, Data. [Brand annoyingly turns on the faucet of the sink; screams as his pants get soaking wet] Jesus!
 * Mikey: [takes out the map and opens it up] Guys, what are we gonna do about that country club? It's killing our parents. If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing.

 * [The four boys race out of the house and to their bikes after trapping Brand to the chair with his chest exerciser; Mouth starts deflating the new tires on Brand's bike]
 * Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favorite thing in the world.
 * Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!

 * Mikey: [as Chunk is trying to get some words out] What is it? What, what is it? Spit it out.
 * Chunk: You guys, if we don't get out of here soon, there's gonna be some… [quietly] hostage crisis. Out in the garage, ORV, four-wheel drive, bullet holes the size of matzo ba…
 * Mouth: [covers Chunk's mouth, shutting him up] Chunk, I'm starting to O.D. on all your bullshit stories.

 * Mikey: Where's the men's restroom, please?
 * Mama Fratelli: Can't you hold it?
 * Mikey: No.
 * Chunk: Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in.
 * Mama Fratelli: Why not?
 * Chunk: Because they might have daddy longlegs in them.
 * Mikey: But I gotta go to the bathroom.
 * Chunk: Or dead things, Mikey, dead things.

 * [The gang walk downstairs and get startled when they hear a growling sound]
 * Stef: Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.
 * Mikey: No. That's the It.
 * Chunk: Sounds like Kong.
 * Mikey: Part of it's human. Come on. Wanna see it? Don't worry. It's chained to the wall.

 * Andy: Brand is being so sweet to me.
 * Stef: Oh, come on. Come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!

 * Stef: [takes a news article off the wall with a headline reading: "FRATELLI'S AT IT AGAIN" and has their pictures beneath] You guys, I recognize these people!
 * Brand: Look at it. It's the Fratellis.
 * Data: Hey. That's the guy from upstairs.
 * Mikey: And the guy who tried to sing.
 * Chunk: See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm that has your names written all over it! [turns around and starts to leave] But I'm getting out of here. But... [stops when he smells something] I smell ice cream. [walks to a nearby walk-in freezer, turns on the light, and looks through the window] They got Swensen's. [opens the door, finding containers of ice cream] Oh, look, they got Pralines and Cream, and they got Mississippi Mud, and they got Chocolate Eruption! And they got Apple. Oh, and they got Grape. They got Grape, and Super-Duper Chocolate Eruption and… [notices his friends staring at something else in the freezer, all hanging their mouths open] What? What? [turns around and notices a dead man's body, screams fearfully and backs out of the freezer in terror; the body falls to them and they all catch it] It's a STIFF!

 * Jake: Ma, he's eating my pepperoni again.
 * Francis: [pulls out his gun and aims it at him] You want your pepperoni? Huh?! [throws a piece of pizza at him]
 * Jake: [pulls out his gun] Come on! Come on! Let's kill each other over the pepperoni!
 * Mama Fratelli: Jake, put that gun away! I said, put that gun away now!
 * Jake: You always take his side, mama, you always liked him better than me
 * Mama Fratelli: [smacks him in the face] That's right!

 * Mama Fratelli: Now, tell me where your other little friends are.
 * Chunk: In the fireplace.
 * Mama Fratelli: Don't lie to me!
 * Chunk: Honestly, we went over to Mikey's dad's place, and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure.
 * Jake: Come on, don't give us none of your bullshit stories, huh?
 * Francis: Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts. Tell us everything.
 * Chunk: Everything?
 * Francis: Everything.
 * Chunk: Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

 * Data: He's dead for sure. I think he's Chester Copperpot.
 * Mouth: Chester who?
 * Mikey & Brand: Who?
 * Data: Don't you guys remember? From the attic? The news article.
 * Mikey: [remembers] Oh, the news article, right.
 * Data: See, they said the last guy who went looking for the rich stuff...they say he went in, but he never came back out. But see, that was like back in 1935. Oh, God, if he didn't make it out, and he was supposed to be an expert, what about us guys? How are we going to get out of here, huh?
 * [Stef is nearly calming down Andy]
 * Stef: Don't worry about it. Just calm down.
 * Andy: You sure?
 * Stef: Positive.
 * Andy: How are we going to get out?
 * Mikey: [unsure] We can't be sure it's Chester Copperpot.
 * Data: I know it's him. I know, I read the article.
 * Brand: I bet his ID's in his wallet. Mouth, get his wallet.
 * Mikey: [finds an old baseball card of…] "Lou Gehrig?"
 * Mouth: You get it, Mikey!
 * Brand: Mouth, come on.
 * Data: Mikey, get it.
 * Brand: Get his wallet.
 * Mikey: [takes out the wallet and reads the ID] It is Chester Copperpot. [shows them the proof]
 * Brand: Oh, God. Come on.
 * Data: See? I told you.
 * Mouth: We're all gonna get killed, too.

 * Chunk: But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then… then, I made a noise like this. [imitates vomiting sounds] And…and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
 * Jake: [patting Chunk's shoulder as he likes all of his stories] I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma.
 * Mama Fratelli: [now officially impatient] Hit purée!
 * Chunk: No! I'm too young! No! I wanna play the violin! Not my hand!

 * [The Goonies have entered a cave that turns out to be the bottom of the local wishing well, and Mouth is perusing the coins]
 * Data: Hey Mouth, What year was that map made?.
 * Mouth: Oh I don't know, probably a couple hundred years before, uh... President Lincoln, George Washington, uh, Martin Sheen--
 * Stef: "Martin Sheen"?! That's President (John F.) Kennedy, you idiot!
 * Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once!
 * Stef: Oh, that's really smart I'm glad to know you're using your brain!
 * Mouth: Yeah, well, at least I have a brain!
 * Stef: So stupid, Mouth!
 * Mouth: OH, YEAH?!
 * Stef: Yes. SHUT UP! Wait a minute, wait a minute. This isn't gold. This is a wishing well. Look. Look.
 * Brand: Hey, you guys, it must be the Old Mossgarden Wishing Well.
 * Andy: You know, I always used to believe that when you threw your money in, it turned into your wish.
 * Mikey: You take that coin, and I'll take two coins. I'll take all your coins and you won't get any.
 * Data: Hey, that's not fair.
 * Stef: Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop.
 * Data: Why?
 * Stef: You can't do this.
 * Data: Why?
 * Mikey: Why?
 * Stef: Because, these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
 * Mouth: [holding up a coin] Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.

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 * Jake: You know, Ma, maybe we should keep him alive, just in case, uh, he isn't lying.
 * Mama Fratelli: Good idea, Jake. Put him in with your brother.
 * Jake: Okay, Ma. Come on, kid. [the doubloon falls from Chunk's pocket and onto the floor] You drop something?
 * Mama Fratelli: [as Francis picks it up] What's that? What's that, a Cracker Jack prize?
 * Francis: Holy shit!
 * Chunk: We found it on the map. It's got something to do with the buried treasure.
 * Francis: Jake, look at the date on it.
 * Jake: This is authentic. Ma, this is a doubloon!
 * Mama Fratelli: Give it to me.
 * Chunk: [scarfing on ice cream] I told you so! See, you guys? You never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried... [Jake takes the ice cream out of his hands]

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 * Chunk: [on the phone with the sheriff] Hello, Sheriff? I'm at the Lighthouse Lounge, and I want to report, well, a murder.
 * Sheriff: Wait a minute, wait a minute, just hold on here. Is that you again, Lawrence?
 * Chunk: Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling you the truth. I'm locked inside the Fratellis' basement with this guy.
 * Sloth: [getting ice cream from the freezer and smiles] Heh-heh, Rocky Road? Heh-heh.
 * Sheriff: Like the time you told me about the 50 Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler Steakhouses in the city?
 * Chunk: [to Sloth] Sloth, get back here. Hold on. Sloth, what are you doing?
 * Sheriff: Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?

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 * Mikey: Pee break! Who's gotta go? [they all raise their hands] Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. [Brand enters a third cave] Brand, where are you going?
 * Brand: This is the "men's room".
 * [Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]

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 * Andy: Brand? Hurry, I'm in here. [singsong voice] With my eyes closed.
 * [Mikey fumbles around. Andi grabs him and passionately kisses him. Stef sees this, and quietly laughs and then goes away. Mikey goes the wrong direction.]
 * Stef: Wrong way, lover-boy, it's this way.
 * Mikey: [lovestruck] Thanks.
 * Stef: Uh-huh. [Mikey leaves; to Andi] Okay, you kissed. Now tell.
 * Andy: There's something weird.
 * Stef: What? What is it?
 * Andy: Does Brand wear braces? [Stef guffaws] Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.
 * Stef: Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.
 * Andy: Ah, be careful around here, there's a hole I think. I think Brand was standing in it.

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 * Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
 * Mikey: [nervous chuckle] If you hit the wrong note, we'll all be flat!

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 * Mikey: Mouth, translate.
 * Brand: What'd you guys find, huh?
 * Mouth: Ah, translate nothing! It's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber. WHERE'S THE GOLD?!
 * Stef: Where's the gold, Mikey?!

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 * Mikey: Hi, Willy. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well, I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far. [lifts up Willy's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willy"... One-Eyed Willy. [takes a breath from his inhaler] We have a lot in common, huh, Willy? You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie. [turns and sees his brother and his friends have shown up] Oh. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willy. One-Eyed Willy. Say hi, Willy. Those are my friends. The Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
 * Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.
 * Mikey: What are you staring at? Let's go! Load it up! Anything you can put in your pockets. [The Goonies grab gold doubloons, pearl necklaces and expensive jewelry. Data is about to take gold coins from a scale but Mikey slaps his hand away, since it's booby-trapped, though he and the others don't seem to know it] Except that.
 * Brand: Why?
 * Mikey: That's Willy's. Save that for Willy. Anything else.

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 * Mama Fratelli: [aims her sword at Mouth and Stef, forcing them to walk off the plank] Go join your friends, you weasels!
 * Sloth: HEY, YOU GUYS! [jabs a dagger in the ship's sail and he and Chunk slide down]
 * Stef & Mouth: Chunk!
 * Mikey: Chunk!
 * Mama Fratelli: Sloth?! How did he get out?
 * Chunk: Sloth, save them! Save them, it's Mouth and Stef!
 * [Sloth swings on a rope and grabs both Mouth and Stef, saving them from the plank]
 * Chunk: Yay, Sloth!
 * Mikey: Chunk!
 * Chunk: No, it's Captain Chunk!

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 * Mikey: Brand, we can't go. We can't leave all that gold. That's our future.
 * Brand: No, Mikey, we stay here, we got no future. Now, come on. We'll come back for it later.
 * Mikey: [moping in disappointment] All that rich stuff.
 * Brand: COME ON! [grabs and drags him]

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 * Data: [lighting up the last "candle" as it sparkles] Hey, this is a funny candle. It's sparkling.
 * Brand: It's not a candle…
 * Mikey, Brand, & Data: [alarmed in horror] IT'S DYNAMITE!!!

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 * Mikey: Sorry, Dad. We had our hands on the future. But we blew it to save our own lives. Sorry.
 * Mr. Walsh: That's all right. You and Brand are home safe with your mom and me. That makes us the richest people in Astoria.

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 * Sheriff: [seeing something in the distance] Holy Mary, Mother of God. Look at that.
 * [Everyone turns around and see One-Eyed Willy's pirate ship appearing from behind the rocks]
 * Reporter: Ladies and Gentlemen we're at Cauldron Point, and what appears to be a pirate ship…
 * [The Goonies and Sloth all watch the pirate ship sailing out into the open ocean]
 * Mikey: [blowing a farewell kiss for One-Eyed Willy] Bye, Willy. Thanks.

Taglines

 * They call themselves "The Goonies." The secret caves. The old lighthouse. The lost map. The treacherous traps. The hidden treasure. And Sloth... Join the adventure.
 * The pirates map, The villainous crooks, The underground caverns, The booby traps, the skeletons, The monster, the lost treasure, and the magic that is... THE GOONIES
 * It's excitement all the way as Steven Spielberg and Richard Donner, the makers of 'Indiana Jones', 'Gremlins' and 'Superman', combine forces to create the Family Adventure of the year!

Cast

 * Sean Astin — Mikey Walsh
 * Josh Brolin — Brand Walsh
 * Kerri Green — Andi Carmichael
 * Corey Feldman — Clark "Mouth" Devereaux
 * Martha Plimpton — Stef Steinbrenner
 * Ke Huy Quan — Data Wang
 * Jeff Cohen — Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen
 * John Matuszak — Sloth
 * Anne Ramsey — Mama Fratelli
 * Joe Pantoliano — Francis Fratelli
 * Robert Davi — Jake Fratelli

title: The Goonies


text:
Brian Kernighan

Brian Kernighan (born January 1, 1942) is a computer scientist who worked at the Bell Labs and contributed to the design of the pioneering AWK and AMPL programming languages. He is most well-known for his co-authorship, with Dennis Ritchie, of the first book on the C programming language.

Quotes

 * Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.
 * Software Tools (1976), p. 319 (with P. J. Plauger).

 * The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.
 * "Unix for Beginners" (1979).

 * Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?
 * "The Elements of Programming Style", 2nd edition, chapter 2.

 * Do what you think is interesting, do something that you think is fun and worthwhile, because otherwise you won't do it well anyway.
 * An Interview with Brian Kernighan from the PC Report Romania.

 * Advice to students: Leap in and try things. If you succeed, you can have enormous influence. If you fail, you have still learned something, and your next attempt is sure to be better for it. Advice to graduates: Do something you really enjoy doing.  If it isn’t fun to get up in the morning and do your job or your school program, you’re in the wrong field.
 * "Leap In and Try Things: Interview with Brian Kernighan" from Harmony at Work blog.

 * C is a razor-sharp tool, with which one can create an elegant and efficient program or a bloody mess.
 * The Practice of Programming (1999)

 * Mechanical rules are never a substitute for clarity of thought.
 * Software Tools (1976)

 * Associative arrays are very very useful things and if you are only going to have one data structure that's the one to have. Because you could build everything else with it if you want.
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User talk:Amarana~enwikiquote

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User talk:Goblinhairdo~enwikiquote

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User talk:Miltopia~enwikiquote

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User talk:Mbrooksay~enwikiquote

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User talk:Nauanneke

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Michael Laitman

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The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 17:21, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Michael Laitman
The notability of this user is under severe question. Please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Laitman. -- Avi 14:55, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

 * Vote closed. Result: delete (six explicit votes to delete, one implicit vote to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 17:21, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, concur with arguments in wikipedia AFD discussion. ~ UDScott 15:04, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete as a promotional campaign for an apparently well-known fraudster, based of WP's AfD info. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 09:16, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete - At best he's a famous fraud, at worst he's completely non-notable (or should that be reversed?). Either way, he doesn't belong on Wikiquote. Koweja 13:44, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 16:02, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:54, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete, per the AfD discussion on Wikipedia. —LrdChaos 13:59, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Vladislav Sukonnikov

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The result was: delete. — LrdChaos 18:02, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Vladislav Sukonnikov
Vanity page for a non-notable subject. No results in a Google search on the name, and the Wikipedia page has been tagged for speedy deletion. —LrdChaos 17:02, 28 June 2006 (UTC) Update: The Wikipedia page has been speedy-deleted. —LrdChaos 17:25, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Vote closed. Result: delete (six votes to delete, no dissent). —LrdChaos 18:02, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

 * Delete. —LrdChaos 17:02, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ UDScott 17:17, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 02:41, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 09:18, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete Koweja 13:44, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Delete. 121a0012 02:54, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive/Diege

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The result was: Speedy-deleted, no meaningful content. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 19:04, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Diege
I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be about a person named "Diege", or just some pointless thing that a nobody ("Dylan Jeffrys") said. Either way, it isn't worth keeping around.
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Owen Wilson

Owen Cunningham Wilson (born 18 November 1968) is an Academy Award-nominated American actor and writer. Wilson was nominated for an Academy Award for his work on the screenplay of The Royal Tenenbaums. But he is perhaps best known for his roles as John Beckwith in Wedding Crashers and as Hansel in Zoolander.

Quotes

 * At first you think, 'Gosh, monkeys, that's so kind of incredible … But you started to kind of feel a little bit, not competitive with the monkeys, but that they weren't really — they didn't really have your best interests at heart.They aren't these … They want to replace you. They're not that impressed with the opposable thumbs.'
 * On working with monkeys, in an Artist on Artist interview on MySpace (26 October 2007).

 * I just like the themes it's exploring. In the way my character says, "I want us to become brothers again, like we used to be." I really like that line, and it means a lot to me. I just find there's a lot of things like that in this movie that have that feeling. There's stuff that feels exhilarating.
 * On working on The Darjeeling Limited (2007), in a Artist on Artist interview on MySpace (26 October 2007).

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Zinedine Zidane

Zinedine Yazid Zidane (born June 23, 1972, in Marseille, France), popularly known as Zizou, is a French professional football manager and former player who played as an attacking midfielder. He most recently coached Spanish club Real Madrid and is one of the most successful coaches in the world. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time, Zidane was a playmaker renowned for his elegance, vision, passing, ball control, and technique. He received many individual accolades as a player, including being named FIFA World Player of the Year in 1998, 2000 and 2003, and winning the 1998 Ballon d'Or.

Quotes

 * Sometimes I don't know what takes me over during a game. Sometimes I just feel I have moved to a different place and I can make the pass, score the goal or go past my marker at will.
 * Interview, June 2000.

 * It was my father who taught us that an immigrant must work twice as hard as anybody else, that he must never give up.
 * Interview, 2004

 * I was lucky to come from a difficult area. It teaches you not just about football but also life. There were lots of kids from different races and poor families. People had to struggle to get through the day. Music was important. Football was the easy part.
 * Interview, 2004

 * It's hard to explain but I have a need to play intensely every day, to fight every match hard. And this desire never to stop fighting is something else I learnt in the place where I grew up.
 * Interview, 2004

About Zinedine Zidane

 * Zidane is the master. Over the past 10 years, there's been no-one like him, he has been the best player in the world.
 * Pelé, 2006.

 * He dominates the ball, he is a walking spectacle and he plays as if he had silk gloves on each foot. He reminds me a bit of myself, although I was a bit quicker. He makes it worthwhile going to the stadium -- he's one of the best I have ever seen.
 * Alfredo Di Stefano

 * Zidane is one of the greatest players in history, a truly magnificent player.
 * Franz Beckenbauer, 2006.

 * Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.
 * Franz Beckenbauer, 2003

 * Technically, I think he is the king of what's fundamental in the game - control and passing. I don't think anyone can match him when it comes to controlling or receiving the ball.
 * Michel Platini, 2006.

 * He is the best player I've seen... Playing alongside him was a crazy thing! Supporters arrived earlier at the Bernabeu just to see him warm-up.
 * Roberto Carlos, 2010

 * I would give up five players to have Zidane in my squad.
 * Cesare Maldini, 1998

 * Zidane was from another planet. When Zidane stepped onto the pitch, the 10 other guys just got suddenly better. It is that simple.
 * Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 2012

 * What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
 * Xabi Alonso, 2012.

 * You look at Zidane and think 'I've never seen a player quite like that'. Diego Maradona was a great player. Johan Cruyff was a great player. They were different - but with similarities. What sets Zidane apart is the way he manipulates a football, buying himself space that isn't there. Add his vision and it makes him very special.
 * Kevin Keegan, 2000.

 * In France, everybody realized that God exists, and that he is back in the French international team. God is back, there is little left to say.
 * Thierry Henry, 2005

 * He thinks in one second and does it the next. He is a special player, one who is original and exceptional. He creates space where there is none. Only the very best players can do that. No matter where he gets the ball or how it comes to him, Zidane can get out of trouble. His imagination and his technique are amazing.
 * Edgar Davids, 2000.

 * I really enjoy watching Zinedine Zidane. His elegance of movement on the pitch and his skills are uncanny. Apart from being an impressive player, he is also very humble and very likeable as a person. A great man.
 * Rivaldo, former Brazilian footballer currently playing for Bunyodkor.(Source).

 * Zidane is probably the best player there has been in the past 20 years … France have recovered the best Zidane and they have progressively grown throughout this tournament.
 * Marcello Lippi, manager of the World Cup-winning Italian team, 3 July 2006

 * The greatest player of the past 20 years? It has to be Zidane. He had everything. You never needed to tell him anything as he did it all by himself and knew what was expected.
 * Marcello Lippi, September 2011

 * Zidane has won that award because of what he has done on the pitch - he was the best … I have always admired Zidane … In fact I have one of his shirts in my closet - we exchanged our shirts after a Juventus v Perugia game.
 * Marco Materazzi, Italian footballer and subject of Zidane's infamous headbutt, talking about the latter's Golden Ball win. (Source).

 * Nobody knows if Zidane is an angel or demon. He smiles like Saint Teresa and grimaces like a serial killer.
 * Jean-Louis Murat, 2004

 * If Zizou kept his temper, he would not be the genius that he is
 * Carlos Ghosn, CEO of Renault and Nissan on Zidane's loss of composure during the 2006 World Cup final. (Source).

 * I think it was really a difficult situation for him. His career was ending in 10 minutes and I think trying to come to terms with that and at the same time win a World Cup was . . . it would be just so difficult emotionally and he was probably on the edge without being provoked and then to be provoked probably was just too much for him. I can completely understand how difficult that would be. I think he probably faced some shame, embarrassment, disappointment; but I also think he feels like the guy made some awful remarks and his action was warranted. I don't think he wants the kids to see that, but I also don't think he regrets it. It's tough -- he's one of the top three players to play the game. He's already won the European Cup, the World Cup and I think everyone, his teammates included, idolize him in his country, so I think he'll be quickly forgiven.
 * Steve Nash, NBA player currently playing for the Los Angeles Lakers, undated interview

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Talk:Royksopp

Possible copyright violation
It's hard to tell from the page layout, and without knowing any of the band's work I can't be sure, but it looks like the full lyrics to several songs are used on the page. If this is the case, it's a copyright violation, and they should be trimmed out to just a few of the memorable/notable lines from the songs, or removed entirely. If not, then they should at least be reformatted to make it clear that it isn't a whole song being reproduced here. —LrdChaos 19:54, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

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Rebel Without a Cause

Rebel Without a Cause is a 1955 film about a rebellious young man with a troubled past who comes to a new town, finding friends and enemies.
 * ''Directed by Nicholas Ray. Written by Stewart Stern.

Teenage terror torn from today's headlines. taglines

John "Plato" Crawford

 * [to Jim] Hey, you want to come home with me? I mean, there's nobody home at my house, and heck, I'm not tired. Are you? See, I don't have too many people I can talk to... If you want to come, we could talk, and in the morning we could have breakfast like my dad used to. Gee, if only you could have been my dad.

Frank Stark

 * Watch out about choosing your pals. You know what I mean? Don't let 'em choose you.

Dialogue

 * Frank: Don't I buy everything you want? A bicycle — you get a bicycle. A car.
 * Jim: You buy me many things.
 * Frank: Well, not just buy. We give you love and affection, don't we? Well, then, what is it? Was it because we went to that party? Well, you know what kind of drunken brawls those kind of parties turn into. It's not a place for kids.
 * Carol: [to Frank] A minute ago you said you didn't care if he drinks.
 * Mrs. Stark: He said a little drink.
 * Jim: You're tearing me apart!
 * Carol: What?!
 * Jim: You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!
 * Carol: That's a fine way to behave!
 * Mrs. Stark: Well, you know who he takes after.
 * Jim: Aww!

 * Ray: Things pretty rough for you at home?
 * Jim: What a zoo!
 * Ray: What?
 * Jim: It's a zoo. He always wants to be my pal, you know? But how can I give him anything? If he's — well, I mean, I love him and all that type of stuff, and I-I mean, I don't want to hurt him. But then, I don't, I don't — well, I don't know what to do any more, except maybe die... If he had guts to knock Mom cold once, then maybe she'd be happy and then she'd stop pickin' on him, because they make mush out of him, just mush! I'll tell you one thing. I don't ever want to be like him. How can a guy grow up in a circus like that?... Boy, if, if I had one day when, when I didn't have to be all confused, and didn't have to feel that I was ashamed of everything... if I felt that I belonged someplace, you know?

 * Jim: How did you get here?
 * Plato: I hitched.
 * Jim: I'll bet you'd go to a hanging, wouldn't you?
 * Plato: I guess it's just my morbid personality.

 * Plato: Well, what do you think of my castle?
 * Jim and Judy: Wow. Shoo. Gee. Wow.
 * Jim: Well, now. There, then.  Uh, I think we'll take it for the summer.
 * Plato: Right this way.
 * Jim: [to Judy] Oh. Uh-huh. Would you like to rent it, or are you more in the mood to buy, dear?
 * Judy: You decide, darling.
 * Jim: Oh, yes. Yes.
 * Judy: Remember our budget.
 * Plato: Oh, don't give it a thought. It's, uh, only three million dollars a month.
 * Jim: What?
 * Judy: Oh, we can manage that. I'll scrimp and I'll save and I'll work my fingers to the bone.
 * Jim: You see, we're newlyweds.
 * Judy: Yes. Oh, there's just one thing. What about...
 * Plato: Children? Right this way.
 * Judy: Yes.
 * Plato: See, we really don't encourage them. They're so noisy and troublesome. Don't you agree?
 * Jim: Ugh. Drown 'em like puppies.  Ugh.
 * Plato: [leading them to an empty swimming pool] This is a wonderful arrangement. They can carry on and you'll never even notice.
 * Jim: Oh, a sunken nursery.
 * Plato: In fact, if you lock them in, you'll never have to see them again, much less talk to them.
 * Judy: Talk to them — heavens!
 * Jim: Nobody talks to children.
 * Judy: No, they just tell them.

 * Plato: I used to lie in my crib at night and I'd listen to them fight.
 * Jim: Can you remember back that far? I can't remember what happened yesterday. [laughs] I can't. How do you do it?
 * Plato: Oh, I had to go to a headshrinker. Boy, he made me remember.
 * Jim: Did he?
 * Plato: Then my mother said it cost too much, so she went to Hawaii instead.
 * Jim: Well, what's your problem?
 * Plato: Oh, I don't know. But, but I'm happy now, here. Oh, I wish we could stay here.
 * Judy: Plato, where's your father now?
 * Plato: Oh, he's dead. He was a hero in the China Sea.
 * Jim: You told me he was a big wheel in New York.
 * Plato: I did? Aw, what's the difference? He might as well be dead anyway.
 * Judy: It's all right.

 * Plato: Jim, do you think the end of the world will come at nighttime?
 * Jim: Uh-uh. At dawn.

Taglines

 * Teenage terror torn from today's headlines
 * ...and they both come from good families!
 * To Belong...and be loved.
 * Jim Stark... a kid from a good family - what makes him tick... like a bomb?
 * The bad boy from a good family.

Cast

 * James Dean - Jim Stark
 * Natalie Wood - Judy
 * Sal Mineo - John 'Plato' Crawford
 * Jim Backus - Frank Stark
 * Ann Doran - Mrs. Carol Stark
 * Corey Allen - Buzz Gunderson
 * William Hopper - Judy's Father
 * Rochelle Hudson - Judy's Mother
 * Dennis Hopper - Goon

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User talk:Kjoonlee

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User talk:ARGI~enwikiquote

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User talk:Harshitsarna

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User talk:Ghosthack~enwikiquote

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Talk:Daffy Duck

I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible - where did this come from? Which cartoon - I know Deffy said it - but what was the title?

"It just goes to show you..."
"It just goes to show you, you gotta kill yourself to win an Oswald in this town!" - The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie

I think the non sequitur is "It just shows to go you..."

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Edward Norton

Edward Harrison Norton (born August 18, 1969) is an Oscar-nominated American actor and film director.

Quotes

 * Drew Barrymore: Eddie Vedder said something like, "The more you're known as a personality, the less you're accepted as an entertainer." Edward Norton: I would agree with that. On the other hand, I hate the "dark prince" act that some actors put on when they're doing publicity. If it's for real, if you're really a dark prince, then don't sit down with an interviewer and act like a dark prince. I don't necessarily love doing these things, but once you've agreed to do them, I think you ought to get on board.
 * Interview by Drew Barrymore (Interview Magazine - April 1996)
 * An all-too-common reaction to something like racism is to hate the act so much you dismiss the person. But in [American History X] you're forced to confront the complexity of the character and his tragedy - and the fact, which people don't want to recognise, that someone like him can come out of a normal middle-class home.
 * "Edward Norton is up for an Oscar. But who is he?" (archived), theguardian.com, 19 March 1999.
 * My feeling is that it is film, the responsibility of people making films and people making all art to specifically address dysfunctions in the culture. I think that any culture where the art is not reflecting a really dysfunctional component of the culture, is a culture in denial. And i think that's much more intensely dangerous on lots of levels than considered examinations of those dysfunctions throught art is dangerous.
 * Promotional interview at Yale University for Fight Club (October 3, 1999)

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Everyone Says I Love You

Everyone Says I Love You is a 1996 musical romantic comedy film.
 * Directed and written by Woody Allen.

Holden Spence

 * It's all right! She just swallowed a little jewelry, enjoy your dinners.

Joe

 * In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
 * I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
 * There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed.
 * You're going to major in Journalism or Law. Not Rowing.

Bob

 * How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail?
 * I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
 * It's like Noel Coward... with hockey!
 * Honey! Bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser!

Steffi

 * I say give them an opportunity to decorate their own cells with their personal interior decorator.
 * Bob, calm your denial mechanism.
 * I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality. I'm beginning to wonder if the world population isn't too limited.

Other

 * Laura: Please, no humiliating schemes.
 * Rapper: Yo check it I'm through with love / I'm through with all you muthafuckas.
 * DJ: That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden.

Dialogue

 * Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
 * Joe: Hey, I picked you.
 * Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.
 * Joe: 'Cause you were impossible to live with.
 * Steffi: "I was impossible to live with," I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer!
 * Joe: So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient.

 * Steffi: Y'know over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
 * Joe: Well, that's something we're never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter, though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.

 * Joe: Carol was a poet and a member of MENSA so...
 * Steffi: She was a heroin addict!
 * Joe: Yeah she was also a heroin addict, but I thought it was insulin, so how was I to know?

 * Charles Ferry: How was it?
 * Skylar Dandridge: Good considering I'd never kissed a sociopath.

 * Bob: Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce
 * Frieda: It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!

 * Charles Ferry: If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...
 * Schuyler Dandridge: We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers...

 * Laura: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
 * Steffi: What are you talking about? You're only 14!
 * Bob: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
 * Steffi: What are you talking about? You're not in love with Holden!

Cast

 * Woody Allen — Joe
 * Goldie Hawn - Steffi
 * Julia Roberts — Von
 * Edward Norton — Holden Spence
 * Drew Barrymore — Skylar Dandridge
 * Alan Alda — Bob
 * Natasha Lyonne — DJ
 * Tim Roth — Charles Ferry
 * Natalie Portman — Laura
 * Lukas Haas — Scotty
 * Gaby Hoffman — Lane

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User:Joe Sewell/Bookmarks

 * Larry the Cable Guy

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Mary Douglas

Mary Douglas (nee Tew) (1921 – May 16, 2007) was a British anthropologist, known for her writings on human culture and symbolism. Her area is social anthropology, where she is considered a follower of Émile Durkheim, with a strong interest in comparative religion. She was born in Sanremo, Italy.

Quotes

 * Our ultimate task is to find interpretative procedures that will uncover each bias and discredit its claims to universality. When this is done the eighteenth century can be formally closed and a new era that has been here a long time can be officially recognised. The individual human being, stripped of his humanity, is of no use as a conceptual base from which to make a picture of human society. No human exists except steeped in the culture of his time and place. The falsely abstracted individual has been sadly misleading to Western political thought. But now we can start again at a point where major streams of thought converge, at the other end, at the making of culture. Cultural analysis sees the whole tapestry as a whole, the picture and the weaving process, before attending to the individual threads.
 * Mary Douglas and B. Isherwood (1979). The World of Goods: Towards an Anthropology of Consumption. London, Allen Lane, page 63.

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User:Wahkeenah~enwikiquote

Greetings, earthlings.

Wouldn't it be neat if changing someone else's profile were an acceptable way to communicate with them? Requires discretion to work, I suppose.

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