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Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy is a 2006 film about a 35 year-old video game tester who ends up homeless, and has to move in with his grandmother and her two zany, elderly roommates.
 * Directed by Nicholaus Goosen. Written by Barry Wernick with Allen Covert & Nick Swardson.

Sex. Drugs. Nakedness. Rude language... And proud of it!taglines

Alex
[looking around] Of course she doesn't have a microwave she's fucking a hundred.
 * [to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows?  Easy, here's what you do.  Hide behind the boulder.  When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows.  Then his head will start to spin.  Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.
 * Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry!  Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!
 * Jonny...? Who the fuck is Jonny?
 * Hey, JP - That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
 * My grandma drank all my pot.
 * Dude, your bed's a car.
 * At least I have a bush!
 * You can't get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired.
 * Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?
 * Don't judge me monkey!
 * [to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're fuckin' weird man.
 * I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
 * Ya I know....west west yo.
 * Don't slit your wrists Kane, I'm here.
 * There was this fire... and I was trying to save it from this baby....
 * Ya it was my roommates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. I was like one of those little calfs at the rodeo, all helpless, and you know right when I was about to call the police....I came....and that felt nice.
 * Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fucking eat you, too.
 * [Alex: Hey Timmy, can I crash at your place tonight?] [Timmy: Why? So you can jerk off with my mom?] [Alex: Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!] This is like if Tyson fought an infant.
 * [At Dante as he turns around after answering the door naked] Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.
 * Ooh, dinner time. Oh, Fuck! Damn! Cocksucking fucker ass fuck! Ohhh! God damn it!

Jeff

 * Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
 * I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
 * You were a dirty old whore.
 * My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
 * I'll run over your attitude. It sucks.
 * Line up you fuckin' nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ!?
 * Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
 * What's goin' on, shitlips?
 * Whats up Douche Bigelow?
 * You're dead to me, over.
 * [sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.
 * That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.
 * Nice karma, Guy-Blow.
 * I have to pee out of my ass.
 * [to Grace] So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right?  I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down.  World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job]  Noo way!  Was he silent?
 * Wassup, Silver Fox?
 * Oh, I started a fight club.
 * Your shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
 * [To JP as he pases by] Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
 * [Alex: Dude, your bed is a CAR] Yea.. but it's a fucking sweet car!
 * [Mimicking J.P.] My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
 * Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.
 * What does high score mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?
 * That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
 * Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandmother, and her two roomates...Thats like, legendary!
 * Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?
 * Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
 * Big news from the party...Barry sucked on his first boobie! (Barry: For thirteen hours!)
 * Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Don't be mad at us!
 * Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
 * Let's fucking rage!
 * Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".
 * Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
 * Fruitcup? Nice....way to go Mom!
 * Hello?...Cool. I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
 * I love my turtle.

J.P.

 * [robot voice] Adiós turd-nuggets.
 * Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]
 * How can he see me?
 * But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know.  But I'm working on that.
 * Does it scare you Kain?
 * It's the future of gaming.
 * You would if you had robot ears.
 * I want to get you a black cobra just to go around the neck...
 * [robot voice]I hate your face!
 * [robot voice] I am not amused.
 * [robot voice] Please sit on my face.
 * [robot voice] I want you to drink from my man faucet.
 * [robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.
 * [when Alex asks him how his game is going that he is developing] People will bow to it.
 * [robot voice in dismay] SAMANTHA is fucking ALEX!
 * You will never have metal legs.
 * All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of  Zelda before I could walk.
 * I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Mr. Cheezle

 * It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Very cleansing.  Good for new beginnings.
 * Later you guys!
 * I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea.  And then I dove into the ocean...  And I swam with the dolphins.  I was two animals joined as one...  ...which meant - good things are coming.  Good things.
 * Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up.  Rage all you want.  Good things are coming.  Good things.
 * I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and it's there I stayed until morning, which meant I will underestimate someone very close to me.

Lilly

 * [playing video game] Uh-uh, wait your turn. I'm on a roll here.  Take that - You dirty dopers.
 * [Responding to Grandpa having a few beers at the party, if he was alive] He would have had twenty! No, he had a problem...
 * I can hear my hair growing
 * Who wants some cereal? (yeah Colonel Crackers is the best) Oh I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us, I think he's so cute!
 * (guess I'm not high enough to get that one) You know what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? The Colonel! Here you go sweetie. (gruff voice) sucks to be you nerd!
 * You want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

Grace

 * I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!
 * That's sweet. Let's see...  You're my, uh... I dunno, three-thousand something.
 * I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.
 * Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose!
 * Thanks, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.

Bea

 * Thank you, Mr. President.
 * I'm an Antique.
 * Space shuttle.
 * I wanna eat the TV.
 * [laughs and make smile with pills.]
 * Dragonflies?

Dante

 * Go monkey! Karate chop the elephant!
 * Oh my God! I am naked... Come on in!
 * Suck those jugs, kid!
 * The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!
 * Dude, Anyone can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion!
 * This isn't brown... I'm bronzed!
 * Hey chill bro, you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion is here!
 * So I looked up in my tree, and there was the fuckin' king of the jungle staring at me. So I called the five-O!
 * It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!
 * I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck!
 * What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
 * Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!
 * I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!
 * This shits fuckin crazy!!!
 * By girlfriend you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?
 * Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her fuckin face off!!!!!
 * I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!
 * Shut up monkey, I've got company dude!
 * You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
 * I feel like Tom Cruise in cocktail!
 * It's tequila! It's supposed to fuck you up!

Shiloh

 * Stupid fucking idiot, red shirted ass.
 * Yes it sucks we don't have alcohol, but we do serve shots of wheat grass.
 * I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.
 * You said it wrong stupid, it's Shiloh
 * You were sweet
 * Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shiloh and i'll be serving you today.
 * Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....we're not hurting anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

Dialogue

 * Alex: [after Yuri says he and Josh are being evicted after not paying rent for six months] No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, and then he writes you a rent check. [to Josh] Right, Josh?
 * Josh: [sniffling] I love them so much.
 * Alex: [confused] You love who?
 * Josh: [sniffling] The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace.
 * Alex: [suspiciously] You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
 * Josh: [denying it] They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
 * Big Mover: They'll massage your cock for money.
 * Mover: There's a word for that; I think it's hooker?
 * Josh: [angrily] YOU'RE A HOOKER!
 * [Mover and Big Mover throw their box of stuff down on the floor and stare at Josh, as if saying "What did you call us?!"]
 * Alex: Whoa, wait.
 * Yuri: Listen, Alex. I make you a special deal, huh? I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away, and if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends...they take your testicles and remove them through your anus.

 * Alex: Hey, Timmy, can I crash at your house?
 * Timmy: Why? So, you can jerk off on my mom?
 * Alex: Jeff's a fuckin liar, Timmy!

 * Dante: That is pure fucking insanity.
 * Alex: Yeah, he got addicted to hookers.
 * Dante: No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong kid... EVER!

 * Alex: Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour.
 * Dante: Oh, I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree.
 * Alex: Dude, it's July.
 * Dante: Get the fuck outta here, it is?!
 * Alex: And why are you naked?
 * Dante: Oh my God! I am naked! Come on in!
 * Alex: Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

 * J.P.: School, [nerdy snicker] I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire.  So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one. But I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk.
 * Samantha: Cool.
 * J.P.: Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

 * Dante: Dude, where do you get your weed?
 * Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante!
 * Dante: Oh, yeah! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!

 * Barry: Hey, Dante, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
 * Dante: Yeah? By "Girlfriend," do you mean that piece of rabbit fur that you rub on your dick every night?
 * Barry: [laughing] Yeah.[starts to cry]

 * Jeff: What's up, Douche Bigalow?
 * Alex: Hey, Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
 * Jeff: No, but I'll self-park it in your asshole.

 * Alex: Dude, your bed's a car.
 * Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fuckin' sweet car.

 * Jeff: Just keep your voice down, my roommates are sleeping.
 * Alex: You mean your parents?
 * Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
 * Alex: Nice jammies.
 * Jeff: Thanks, they're a present from my roommates.

Taglines

 * Sex. Drugs. Nakedness. Rude language... And proud of it!

Cast

 * Linda Cardellini - Samantha
 * Allen Covert - Alex
 * Peter Dante - Dante
 * Shirley Jones - Grace
 * Shirley Knight - Bea
 * Joel Moore - J.P.
 * Kevin Nealon - Mr. Cheezle
 * Doris Roberts - Grandma Lilly
 * Nick Swardson - Jeff
 * Jonah Hill - Barry
 * Kelvin Yu - Kane
 * Rob Schneider - Yuri
 * David Spade - Shiloh

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Der is good and cool Der is also weird

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Der is made up but this is Der are you confused yet?

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User talk:86.195.135.64

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User:PlanetEric~enwikiquote

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A huge fan of obscure books and poetry, where I spend the vast majority of my resources. Let's hear it for tiny book shops and barely published authors! And webcomics.

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Rob and Elliot

Rob and Elliot A webcomic about two young men.

Straight from the comic

 * Drive Harder!
 * Rob, from Rob and Elliot 12/3/04

 * I got invited to a Hollywood coke party. Want to come?
 * Rob, from Rob and Elliot 12/3/04

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User talk:PlanetEric~enwikiquote

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User talk:Brown~enwikiquote

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User talk:Assem01~enwikiquote

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User talk:Pranavagarwal

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User talk:Shaddowgirl

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User talk:Corvidae~enwikiquote

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User talk:Lol hay

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User talk:194.165.130.93

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User talk:81.151.213.22

An editor using this IP address has recently added personal opinions to two articles. Please note that Wikiquote is a compendium of quotations by notable people and creative works, not a forum for posting opinions on various subjects. Please read Wikiquote and What Wikiquote is not for more information. Thank you for your cooperation. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 23:36, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:203.17.70.11

Thanks for the research on the Ralph Waldo Emerson misattribution. ~ Kalki 01:00, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

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The Thief and the Cobbler

The Thief and the Cobbler is an unfinished animated film. Several radically altered versions of the film were released by separate companies: The Princess and the Cobbler by Allied Filmmakers, and Arabian Knight by 	Miramax Films. All three versions center on a cobbler who woos a princess and takes on an evil grand vizier with the help of a thief.

 * Directed and written by Richard Williams.

In the original version
This is the thief's only line in this version
 * [To Tack the Cobbler] Fine!

In the Allied Filmmakers version
This is also the only line for the thief
 * [when the machine shown burning] I'm getting out of here.

In the Miramax version

 * [first lines] Good morning, Arabia! I've had my coffee, read the paper, now it's time to get to work.
 * [as Tack, asleep, sews parts of the Thief's cloak together] He's stitchin' me up like a boot! Sorry kid, this boot was made for walkin'.
 * My father, a fireman, twenty years on the force, instilled in me the attitude of "Never say die!" [as the pole that he's on to steal the three golden balls bends:] Although, frequently say, "Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh!"
 * [looks at his reflection in the palace wall] AAAAAAAAAH!
 * [flies through the window of a woman's apartment with a rose in his mouth; woman screams from inside] Ooh... naughty.
 * What a dump! Nobody lives like this except college kids!
 * Gotta get the ruby off the fat guy's head... gotta get the ruby off the fat guy's head... gotta get... [Runs into sign; reading] "No Prayers Past this Point". Hmmm... [turns; runs into another sign] They should have a sign, "Beware of Signs"!
 * Everything hurts, why do I do this? What's the point... [sees the Three Golden Balls] Oh yeah! Pain's gone![says next few lines slightly sinisterly] Feeling good...feeling fine...
 * [running through the palace] Who decorated this place?
 * [the Thief is on hanging onto a pole, stealing the golden balls] You're gonna buy me a castle by the sea. [as he takes the second ball] Hmm. And you're gonna buy me everything I need to turn a basement into a rec room. [as he takes the last ball] And with you...I tell you sweet heart, I'm going to Disneyland.
 * What's that? [sees Yum-Yum taking a bath] Oh, a naked lady... but wait, a golden backscratcher!
 * [The ball is chasing him.] Shoo! Leave me alone! It's a DEVIL ball!
 * Oh, hello, ball. BALL?!
 * [a reference to the Night on Bald Mountain segment in Fantasia] Here goes nothin'. [the Night on Bald Mountain plays in the background; the Thief is holding palm tree leaves as stretching his arms out like Chernabog from Fantasia and then jumps off the cliff and flaps his arms] I'm flyin'! I'm flyin' I'm flyin'! [falls into the bushes]

In the original version
This is Tack's only line in this version.
 * [to Princess Yum-Yum in Sean Connery's voice] I love you.

In both re-edited versions
These are alternate lines for Tack in these versions.
 * [to Princess Yum-Yum] And I love you.
 * Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. [sighs] Why can't I ever talk when it matters?
 * No don't. Not the shoe. Who are you?
 * Stop! Stop, you thief!
 * Tack.
 * I'm Tack.
 * Ye-Yes, Ma'am.
 * Whoa!
 * Give it back!
 * Oh, no. ZigZag.
 * This looks like some kind of lever.
 * Tack, the cobbler.
 * Oh, please you must help.
 * Well, she probably doesn't get out much.
 * I'm not sure that's a good idea.
 * "Into the wall you find your back, attack". A tack. [realized] A tack!
 * And I love you.

In the Miramax version
These are other alternate lines for Tack, but are only in this version.
 * The princess's shoe! Halt, in the name of King Nod! Who are you?
 * Stop, thief!
 * Who needs a genie when a tack will do the trick?
 * [to Zigzag] No more tricks, sorcerer!
 * I guess they never ran into a cobbler before...

Princess Yum-Yum

 * This life I live in regal splendor seems a waste. It's all pomp and circumstance, Nanny. If I could help Father, instead of just sitting as his side, I'd be doing something useful. If I could help just one person, maybe then he'd understand there's more to me.
 * [to the brigands] Hey, that's my nanny you're sitting on.
 * The cobbler... He's so shy and unassuming. I know he's just a pauper, but I really, really like him. [the Thief takes her backscratcher] Hey! What? I...
 * Father, I'm smarter than any man in this city and faster than your clumsy henchmen.
 * End of the ride, Zigzag!
 * [breaking her shoe] It just so happens, Daddy, I need a cobbler at the moment.

King Nod

 * Cobbler, go with Princess Yum Yum.
 * Open for the royal polo ponies!
 * [Waking up from his nightmare] Get me Zigzag, now!
 * Death and destruction, Zigzag. My kingdom will come to destruction and death.
 * An entire race of one-eyed men and death...everywhere!
 * I just have this funny feeling.
 * [as he realizes that the balls are gone] Ah, the balls-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BALLS ARE GONE! My kingdom will come to destruction and DEATH!
 * One-Eye! Ah! The dream! The nightmare!
 * AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?!
 * [addressing a speech to his subjects and legions] My loyal generals! My brave soldiers! The three Golden Balls have gone! Our city faces invasion! The Mighty One-Eye is coming! Take up your positions with my...[coughs]...blessing! [coughs again]
 * [Giving orders to his soldiers] Take the right flank. You, the left flank. Turret. Gate. Drawbridge. You, take the women and children. Ready the physicians.
 * [After seeing Princess Yum-Yum through his telescope] Oh, my god! My daughter!
 * [After the one-eyes were defeated] The prophecy is fulfilled! The city owes you a great debt of gratitude. Oh, cobbler, how can we ever repay you?

ZigZag

 * [as he is being eaten by alligators] Oh, my bottom! Ow, my top! Greedies, don't you ever stop?
 * Oh Phhhhhh-Phido!
 * The camp of the One-Eyes... how very nice! Perhaps they'll be willing to pay my price! I'll have those barbarians kissing my feet! [to Phido who squawks begging for food] And maybe, we'll find you something to eat... eh, Phido? [The One-Eye's soldiers appear, putting their spears at his throat] Gentlemen, gentlemen, what a delight to meet you all here on such a fine night.
 * [Tack has tripped him] Ooh-oww! You great fool!
 * Calm down, Your Highness. Invaders? One-Eye? Why, this is against what has been prophesied. Has it not been written we are safe from any threat, as long as those 3 golden balls are on the minaret?
 * A way has never been found to take them away. What freak of nature could ever get up to the top of that minaret?
 * [King Nod beats up ZigZag in a panic] Just a night fear! Such things could never happen here! Such things would never happen... Well, they haven't happened yet. Can't you see the golden balls are safe atop the minaret?
 * Oh, great King Nod, have no fear! Zigzag your grand vizier is here!
 * It's not time to get up. Too early to rise. Too early to open the king's sleepy eyes.
 * [Whispering to himself while hearing the Golden Balls bounce out of control] Is this opportunity ringing? [whispers to his minions] I think there are some balls you should be bringing. [King Nod turns around toward them as they smile innocently at him]
 * [Whispers once more to his minions] Get those balls. Keep out of sight. Bring them to me late tonight.
 * One little mistake will suffice! Don't treat me lightly twice!
 * [After Tack steps between him and Yum-Yum] What, cobbler?! [attacks Tack]
 * Oh, greatest king on all the Earth, this lowborn cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today...shall we take his head away?
 * My friends! It grieves me to see you fed on persons like me, with no meat. Just help me a little, and I won't forget to feed you each day, a surprise that is plump, portly, paunchy, and FAT! FAT! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
 * My friends, my friends! Are you still here? I haven't fed you yet, I fear.
 * We'll see who wins at the end of the day... we'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'M TAKING MY BALLS AND LEAVING!
 * [dying words] You too, Phido?...man's best friend? For ZigZag then...It is...The End.

In all versions

 * [shouting] ONE-EYES... WIN AGAIN! And I shall conquer the Golden City!

In the original version

 * [shouting] ONE-EYES... ONE-EYES... ONE-EYES WIN AGAIN! I shall gnaw the Golden City to the bone! [bites off a piece of ham] And I shall spit it out! [spits out the piece of ham] No one is left alive to warn them! One-Eyes! One-Eyes! The day of death has come to the Golden land! And I shall conquer the Golden City! I shall trample and break them! And not show pity! No man escapes the MIGHTY ONE-EYE!

In the Allied Filmmakers version

 * [shouting] ONE-EYES... WIN AGAIN! No one is left alive to warn them! And I shall conquer the Golden City!

In both original and Allied Filmmakers versions

 * Tomorrow, I... strike... and you shall ride at the front, sorcerer.

In the Miramax version

 * [shouting] ONE-EYES... WIN AGAIN! And I shall conquer the Golden City!
 * Tomorrow, you shall ride at the front, sorcerer.

Chief Roofless

 * A caravan? A CARAVAN!
 * May I remind you gentlemen that when in doubt, consult the brigand's... handbook!
 * Princess, perhaps me and my men ought to be staying here.
 * Faster! Faster, you fools! Faster!

In both original and Allied Filmmakers versions
These are Phido's only lines in these versions.
 * [after being poked with the perching stick] What? What? Ohh!
 * [ZigZag whacks him in the rear] AWK! Blast!

In the Miramax version
These are alternate lines for Phido in this version.
 * [screams] You're giving me heart attacks here!
 * [after being poked with the perching stick] What? What, not the stick now! Ohh!
 * Come on, Boss! I need a rehearsal here! [jumps through a flaming hoop; his tail feathers are on fire] Fire! Fire! FIRE!
 * [squawks] I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.
 * Heeeeeeeeeeere's Phido!
 * Ya miss me? [ZigZag whacks him in the rear] AWK! Calling that the humane society?
 * Is this when we eat? I need to eat, I don't see any food, I'm still hungry here. I think I just lost my appetite.

In the original version
These are the narrator's only lines in this version.
 * [first lines] It is written among the limitless constellations of the celestial heavens, and in the depths of the emerald seas, and upon every grain of sand in the vast deserts that the world which we see is an outward and visible dream of an inward and invisible reality. Once upon a time, there was a golden city. In the center of this golden city, atop the tallest minaret were three gold balls. The ancients had prophesied that if the three golden balls were ever taken away, harmony would yield to discord, and the city would fall to destruction... and death! But the mystics had also foretold that the city might be saved by the simplest soul with the smallest and simplest of things. In the city, there dwelt a lowly shoemaker who was known as Tack the cobbler. [Tack is shown asleep] Also in the city, existed a thief... who shall be nameless. [the Thief is shown sneaking about]

In the Miramax version
These are lines for Tack as the narrator in this version.
 * So next time you see a shooting star, be proud of who you really are. Do what your heart feels is right, and you too shall become an Arabian Knight.

Other Brigands

 * [shouts] A CARAVAAAN!
 * A caravan! Food! Drink! Women! Heh heh heh!

Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny

 * [to Yum-Yum] Just like your mother, out here without a veil.
 * Ooh, get him, Tack!
 * Your bath's ready! The water's getting cold! Princess, he's a cobbler! [to Tack] Keep your eyes on your work!

In the original version

 * A tack... a tack! But it's what you do with what you've got!

In the Allied Filmmakers version

 * When to the wall you find your back, a tack, A Tack, A TACK! You have all you need, but it's what you do with what you've got! a tack, A Tack, A TACK!

In the Miramax version

 * When to the wall you find your back, a tack, A Tack, A TACK! Belief in yourself is what you lack, a tack, A Tack, and never look back!

In all versions

 * Zigzag: O Great King Nod, have no fear. Zigzag, your grand vizier is here! King Nod: [wakes up] What, what? [bored] Oh, it's you... Zigzag.
 * Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today. Shall we take his head away?

King Nod: [wakes up] What? Oh, yes, Zigzag, if you really think so.

Princess Yum-Yum: But what has he done?

Zigzag: [takes a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me!

Princess Yum-Yum: Really?

Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!

 * King Nod: [wakes up] AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?! Zigzag: A way has never been found to take them away! What freak of nature could get up to the top of that minaret?[Thief actually goes OVER minaret]

In the original version
These are lines that are only heard in this version.
 * Dying Soldier: [approaching King Nod] One...[stretching down his left lower eyelid] Eye... Zigzag:[squinting each of his eyes at a time in puzzlement] One eye? Dying Soldier: Is...coming! Princess Yum-Yum: [squinting her left eye in puzzlement] One eye? Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny: [adjusting her spectacles in puzzlement] Eye? King Nod: [gasping in horror] One-Eye! Aah! [Then rushes to the balcony as the dying soldier drops dead. His face turns pale as he gazes outside and finds the minaret bare] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BALLS ARE GONE! My kingdom will come to destruction and DEATH!

 * King Nod: [speaking of the missing Golden Balls upon Zigzag's arrival] You're here, Zigzag. But where are the Balls? Zigzag: Magiced away, my lord. King Nod: Magiced away?! Oh, no! Zigzag: Oh, you mustn't look so tragic. I am not unschooled in magic.

 * King Nod: [speaking on the returning of the Golden Balls which Zigzag can supposedly restore with magic] I'll give you anything, Zigzag! Just do it! Zigzag: [face resembles skull] As my peril will be dire, you must grant my heart's desire! King Nod: Which is? Zigzag: I require, sire, your daughter Yum-Yum... [whispers] to wed. King Nod: [furious] You want my daughter? [gets up] NEVER! Zigzag: Never? King Nod: NEVER! EVER! [Zigzag chuckling] GET OUT! OOOOOOOUUUUT! Zigzag: Well, I just thought I'd asked. [leaves] We'll see who wins at the end of the day! We'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'm taking my balls and leaving!
 * Zigzag: And now, O greatest of the great, to rest you from affairs of state. I've searched the world and brought you thence, at no little effort and great expence. A play-thing! Princess Yum-Yum: [bored] Oh. Zigzag: From far south of Gaza, a bountiful maiden from [whispers lecherously into King Nod's ear] Mombassa! King Nod: Oh-oh-oh! Mombassa!
 * Princess Yum-Yum: Who is this? Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today. Shall we take his head away? King Nod: [wakes up] What? No. Yes, Zigzag, if you really think so. Princess Yum-Yum: But what has he done? Zigzag: [takes a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me! Princess Yum-Yum: [skeptical] Really? Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!

In both original and Allied Filmmakers versions
These are lines that are only heard in these version.
 * Mighty One-Eye: [Zigzag presents himself before the One-Eye] Sorcerer? Zigzag: I conjure demons, and charm beasts! And birds of prey, too! Phido! Phido the Vulture: [makes Phido through hoops] AWWK! Zigzag: But as you see, that's not all I can do! Haha! Hee-hee! I have power over people, though they may appear complex. For me... they fall like playing cards... and I control the decks! [brandishes deck of cards with tricks but they slip up] Zigzag: Ah! Eh-heh! Ho ho! Ah! Hee-hee! But all this is nothing for now in my hand is the very key to the Golden land, for no man can take it, no matter how great, unless he possesses these three balls... [presents balls] OF FATE! Mighty One-Eye: You say you can charm beasts? [laughs to himself, then Zigzag laughs to himself, too] THROW HIM TO THE ALLIGATORS! [The One-Eye's men then take Zig-Zag to the alligator pit as Phido watches from afar snickering to himself]

In both re-edited versions
These are lines that are only heard in these version.
 * -Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny: Your bath's ready! The water's getting cold! Princess, he's a Cobbler! Keep your eyes on your work, Cobbler! Tack the Cobbler: Y-yes, ma'am. [after Princess Yum-Yum and Princess Yum-Yum's Nanny leaves] Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. [sighs] Why can't I ever talk when it matters?
 * King Nod: [speaking on the returning of the Golden Balls which Zigzag can supposedly restore with magic] I'll give you anything, Zigzag! Just do it! Zigzag: As my peril will be [face resembles skull] dire, you must grant my heart's desire! King Nod: Which is? Zigzag: I require, sire, your daughter Yum-Yum... [whispers] to wed. King Nod: [laughing] You? Worthy of my daughter? A practitioner of the black arts? [laughing] No. She can only marry a man pure of heart. You will never marry her! Never! [Zigzag's face falls. Nod continues laughing] Not in a thousand years! [Zigzag scowls with fury] Zigzag: We'll see who wins at the end of the day! We'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'm taking the balls and leaving!
 * King Nod: If only I had a son... Princess Yum-Yum: A son? Nonsense! Where do I find this witch? King Nod: The desert at the... What?! You?! Never, much too dangerous! Princess Yum-Yum: Father, I'm smarter than any man in the city, and faster than any of your... henchmen. King Nod: But you're so young, so, so... Princess Yum-Yum: So anxious, so excited, so ready to make you proud! You must trust me, Father. There is no one else.
 * Princess Yum-Yum: Do cobblers have names? Tack the Cobbler: [nods and fixes the nanny's glasses] Princess Yum-Yum: Well, what is your name? Tack the Cobbler: [holds up a tack] Tack. Princess Yum-Yum: Tack? Is that your name? Nanny: He doesn't have a lot to say for himself. Princess Yum-Yum: Tack. Tack the Cobbler: [Allied Filmmakers version] I'm Tack./[Miramax version] At your service.
 * Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this low-born [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today. Shall we take his head away? King Nod: [wakes up] Oh, yes, Zigzag, if you really think so. Princess Yum-Yum: But what has he done? Zigzag: [takes a tack from Tack's mouth] Attacked me! Princess Yum-Yum: Oh, really? Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!
 * Princess Yum-Yum: And who are you? Chief Roofless: Well, I... I am Roofless, the chieftain, and this is my band of brigands.

In the Miramax version
These are lines that are only heard in this version.
 * Mad Holy Old Witch: When to the wall you find your back, a tack, A Tack, A TACK! Princess Yum-Yum: How can we attack the One-Eyes? Mad Holy Old Witch: Belief in yourself is what you lack, a tack, A Tack, and never look back!
 * [the Thief is climbing up the sewer pipes] Thief: Whoa! Mom! What are you doing here?! Thief's Mom: What am I doing here?! What are you doing here?! You never visit! You never call! Has ya got a girl yet?! C'mon! Hey, you look skinny!
 * [As ZigZag is showing his powers to King One-Eye] ZigZag: I conjure demons, charm beasts,[creates a hoop of fire] and birds of prey, too. Phido! [pulls on Phido's leash] Phido: C'mon, boss! I need a rehearsal here! [jumps through the hoop, his tail feathers are set on fire] Fire! Fire! Fire!

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Ze'ev Jabotinsky

Ze'ev Jabotinsky (October 18, 1880 – August 4, 1940) was a Revisionist Zionist leader.

Quotes

 * A Jew brought up among Germans may assume German custom, German words. He may be wholly imbued with that German fluid but the nucleus of his spiritual structure will always remain Jewish, because his blood, his body, his physical-racial type are Jewish. ... It is impossible for a man to become assimilated with people whose blood is different from his own. In order to become assimilated, he must change his body, he must become one of them, in blood. ... There can be no assimilation as long as there is no mixed marriage. ... An increase in the number of mixed marriages is the only sure and infallible means for the destruction of nationality as such. ...  A preservation of national integrity is impossible except by a preservation of racial purity, and for that purpose we are in need of a territory of our own where our people will constitute the overwhelming majority.
 * V. Jabotinsky, "A Letter on Autonomy", Evreiskaya zhizn, no. 6, June 1904. As translated in "Israel Among the Nations : Selection of Zionist Texts" (ed. Zvi Zohar; Jerusalem : World Zionist Organization, Organization Department, Research Section, 1966). Reprinted in L. Brenner, 51 Documents, Barricade Books, 2002, pp. 7–20.

 * Our habit of constantly and zealously answering to any rabble has already done us a lot of harm and will do much more. … We do not have to apologize for anything. We are a people as all other peoples; we do not have any intentions to be better than the rest. As one of the first conditions for equality we demand the right to have our own villains, exactly as other people have them. … We do not have to account to anybody, we are not to sit for anybody's examination and nobody is old enough to call on us to answer. We came before them and will leave after them. We are what we are, we are good for ourselves, we will not change, nor do we want to.
 * Instead of Excessive Apology (1911).

 * The Jews might become the dynamite that will blow up the British Empire.
 * Palestine Bulletin, (1934-01-04) (Source).

 * [It is the] iron law of every colonizing movement, a law which knows of no exceptions, a law which existed in all times and under all circumstances. If you wish to colonize a land in which people are already living, you must provide a garrison on your behalf. Or else – or else, give up your colonization, for without an armed force which will render physically impossible any attempts to destroy or prevent this colonization, colonization is impossible, not “difficult”, not “dangerous” but IMPOSSIBLE! … Zionism is a colonizing adventure and therefore it stands or falls by the question of armed force. It is important to build, it is important to speak Hebrew, but, unfortunately, it is even more important to be able to shoot – or else I am through with playing at colonialization.
 * As quoted by Lenni Brenner, in The Iron Wall: Zionist Revisionism from Jabotinsky to Shamir (1984), where the quotation is cited as being from "The Iron Law"

 * Our starting point is to take the typical Yid of today and to imagine his diametrical opposite … because the Yid is ugly, sickly, and lacks decorum, we shall endow the ideal image of the Hebrew with masculine beauty. The Yid is trodden upon and easily frightened and, therefore, the Hebrew ought to be proud and independent. The Yid is despised by all and, therefore, the Hebrew ought to charm all. The Yid has accepted submission and, therefore, the Hebrew ought to learn how to command. The Yid wants to conceal his identity from strangers and, therefore, the Hebrew should look the world straight in the eye and declare: "I am a Hebrew!"
 * Quoted in Amnon Rubinstein, From Herzl to Rabin: The Changing Image of Zionism (2000), Chapter one.

The Iron Wall (1923)

 * My readers have a general idea of the history of colonisation in other countries. I suggest that they consider all the precedents with which they are acquainted, and see whether there is one solitary instance of any colonisation being carried on with the consent of the native population. There is no such precedent. The native populations, civilised or uncivilised, have always stubbornly resisted the colonists, irrespective of whether they were civilised or savage.
 *

 * Two brief remarks: In the first place, if anyone objects that this point of view is immoral, I answer: It is not true; either Zionism is moral and just or it is immoral and unjust. But that is a question that we should have settled before we became Zionists. Actually we have settled that question, and in the affirmative. We hold that Zionism is moral and just. And since it is moral and just, justice must be done, no matter whether Joseph or Simon or Ivan or Achmet agree with it or not.
 *

 * We cannot offer any adequate compensation to the Palestinian Arabs in return for Palestine. And therefore, there is no likelihood of any voluntary agreement being reached. So that all those who regard such an agreement as a condition sine qua non for Zionism may as well say "non" and withdraw from Zionism. Zionist colonisation must either stop, or else proceed regardless of the native population. Which means that it can proceed and develop only under the protection of a power that is independent of the native population - behind an iron wall, which the native population cannot breach. That is our Arab policy; not what it should be, but what it actually is, whether we admit it or not.
 *
 * Variant translation: We cannot promise any reward either to the Arabs of Palestine or to the Arabs outside Palestine. A voluntary agreement is unattainable. And so those who regard an accord with the Arabs as an indispensable condition of Zionism must admit to themselves today that this condition cannot be attained and hence that we must give up Zionism. We must either suspend our settlement efforts or continue them without paying attention to the mood of the natives. Settlement can thus develop under the protection of a force that is not dependent on the local population, behind an iron wall which they will be powerless to break down.

Misattributed

 * Eliminate the Diaspora, or the Diaspora will surely eliminate you.
 * Tisha B'av (1937).
 * In an article "Things that Ze’ev Jabotinsky Never Said: Inventing Texts and Their Place in the Creation of the Image of Jabotinsky as the Prophet of the Holocaust" by Prof. Amir Goldstein and Efi Hoory in a 2023 issue of Zion: A Quarterly for Research in Jewish History they write Jabotinsky first said "eliminate the Diaspora" in 1935 at the founding convention of the New Zionist Organization and many times later. However, the second part speaking of the diaspora "does not appear in his writings, and it appears that he never said it", according to Goldstein and Hoory. See "Holocaust Remembrance Day | Decades After Its Fabrication, a Fake Jabotinsky Quote Is Everywhere" Haaretz (18 April 2023)

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Pooja. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Pooja~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:32, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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MF DOOM

MF DOOM (born 9 January 1971) is a British-born American underground hip hop artist best known for his "super villain" stage persona and unique lyrics.

Operation Doomsday (1999)

 * Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.
 * Rhymes Like Dimes

Take Me To Your Leader (2003)

 * This just in: they ain't even worth the worry Lying on their first birth and couldn't even hurt a Smurfberry Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye Go up against the king who do his thing tri-yearly? They're too carefree with their mouths around here Off with his head, and display it at Town Square
 * The Fine Print

 * Type to just blank and don't show much pitty When I'm in the city I always keep a dutch with me Touch her titty till she ask me where the trees is at Or tell me don't squeeze that rats wanna tease a cat
 * Anti-Matter

Vaudeville Villain (2003)

 * Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be 'knob shiner' For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks.
 * Vaudeville Villain

 * Confirmation of your worse fears Ever since his first years had a thirst for beers.
 * Lickupon

 * Remember me God? clean Timbs with emery board' he only came to save the game like a memory card ooh shrewd, alot of crews is too rude and it's way too many 'let's not and say we do'-dudeshe said 24-7 I be on call he use his vacation days to watch Babylon fall
 * The Drop

 * But back at the lab he found the sleestack was right Not only was it three cracks of light between white The test show lactose, ambisol, lecithin Five types of aspirin and other kinds of medicines.
 * Lactose and Lecithin

 * That's for him to know, for they to never find out About the kidnap, blind fold, and the blind mouse The coroner report say he simply signed out, oh and I know Y'all wanna see a wine-o? bring the wine out Cat wit a dead mouse is how he catch the phrase and, pause, plays wit it Kill it, and eat off it for days, kid it
 * A Dead Mouse

 * Listen up, new drink, named it after Chong's daughter triple shot of 'gac, with the chaser of bong water V a strong supporter come on, bring the slaughter.
 * ĈRaedawn

 * Great balls of fire, guess who just crawled out the mud the mire That could make you trust a motherfuckin' liar A real shuck n' jiver, Vaughn never been a duck n diver He spit on the mic, yuck, saliva Hold it like a drunk driver hold a CB on a sharp turn Still clutchin' his chest from the heartburn What's your handle? I need a Zantac, ock and thanks before I blank into anyphylactic shock"
 * Saliva

 * Stick 'em up chump, you know what this is do the right thing you might live to see your kids all he said was 'c'mon don't shoot!' so shook I think he shit his sean jean suit 'why you starin?' run your chain like an errand and your girls earrings, and what you wearin' survival tactics for when things get too gritty he feels it's his duty to the people of the city just so long as nobody get hurt it keep your average citizen on point and alert" 'ok miss, come up off that bracelet just got your hair did don't make me waste it' so, go to hades get the devil for his stash but no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash like the one from the liquor store he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score before he told her whore get on the floor she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo he would've let her have it, if he had the ammo it's all in good fun, true, moral of the story, son duke: senior citizens'll bust their guns too
 * Modern Day Mugging

 * (How far?) The distance was light-speed He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed In case it might need, it didn't mean much For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch
 * Mr. Clean

 * One day, he plan to put in a runway With enough land for his own projects and gun play Section 8 penthouse, maid look like Faye Dunaway Alotta y'all assed out like gay runaways" ...Gooey gum drops, who he got his style from, his pops? you gotta give the bum some props ask ya sister, her beat box is more thicker Doom, that nigga detox with malt liquor Villain for hire, admire the sound Make sure The Price Is Right before he come on down!" ...The way alotta clowns get down is unnatural This flows flipped like 'oranges, apples' Rhymes like limes to a Lemonade Snapple Leave her at the chapel, don't eat Scrapple
 * Change The Beat

Madvillainy (2004)

 * Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft street minor China was a neat sign of trouble with a script, digits Double dip/bubble lips, subtle lisp midget Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go
 * Meat Grinder

 * Do not stand still, both show skills Close but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills Coast to coast Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill Not supposed to overdose, no 'doz pills
 * Figaro

Mm.. Food (2004)

 * The mask is like Jason They told the place not to let the basket type case in He could be some kind of wacko Waiting for the chance to heat the pipes like a crack hoe
 * Vomitspit

 * If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns I'll have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
 * Kon Queso

 * What up? To all rappers, shut up with your shutting-up and keep a shirt on, at least a button up. Yuck. Is they rhymers or stripping males? Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendale's.
 * Beef Rap

The Mouse and the Mask (2005)

 * What we have here is a failure to communicate If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight about Doom the Great, a lot more confident Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent It was time well spent, vented Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented
 * El Chupa Nibre

 * Looked like Apollo Creed after he fought with Rocky Rhymed in a broken english slang, not cockney Thirteen, his first queen wore hot knock knees Had to tell her pops, yo stop cockblockin B
 * Bada Bing

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User talk:62.171.194.8

- InvisibleSun 11:24, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:84.12.217.98

- InvisibleSun 13:42, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:Sleep.now.in.the.fire

Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! —LrdChaos 13:43, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
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User talk:Klkrish

Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! —LrdChaos 13:43, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
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User talk:S.kapoor~enwikiquote

Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! —LrdChaos 13:43, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called S.kapoor. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name S.kapoor~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:34, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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User talk:Tulika 99

Hi. Welcome to English Wikiquote. Enjoy! —LrdChaos 13:43, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
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