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User talk:Nihl~enwikiquote

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User talk:Jomeshthomas~enwikiquote

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User talk:70.209.177.214

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User talk:69.88.81.242

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Zach Braff

Zachary Israel Braff (born April 6, 1975) is a Grammy Award-winning American television and film actor, director, screenwriter, and producer. He came to fame during the early 2000s with his role as J.D. on the NBC sitcom Scrubs.

Sourced

 * I've been learning a lot about myself from reading about all the stuff I've been up to, not based on any form of truth. I lead a pretty boring life — I sit at home, I'm on the Internet, I eat cereal — that's a typical night for me. I read online about all the places I've been out partying and all the women I've been out partying with. I'm like, "Wow, I should probably go to that place. It sounds like fun. It sounds like I had a good time there." I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
 * In an appearance on the The Late Show With David Letterman, as quoted in "Zach Braff laughs off tabloid rumours" at Digital Spy (31 August 2006)

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User talk:GWB~enwikiquote

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to George W. Bush. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. —LrdChaos (talk) 16:34, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:205.222.248.13

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 17:25, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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Talk:Judith Butler

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User:Tsuzuki~enwikiquote

I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, though I am also a student of most of the world's religions, including Catholicism, Gnosticism, Judaism, Taoism, Buddhism, and pretty much anything else you could mention. I also follow a philosophy known as "paradigm piracy", where beliefs themselves are seen as tools.

I am also a practitioner of chaos magic, which is an "empty-handed" (without props or tools) form of magic that draws on as many sources as the practitioner cares to choose from. The emphasis in chaos magic is on technique and what gets results. In many respects, chaos magic is the practical application of the philosophy of paradigm piracy.

I am currently attending school as a psychology major. And I am active in Japanese anime/manga fandom.

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User talk:204.184.233.123

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Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, you will be blocked from editing Wikiquote. —LrdChaos (talk) 18:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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User:JayJasper

Some of my favorite quotations:
 * When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it. -- G.K. Chesterton

 * A nation trying to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to pull himself up by the handles. -- Winston Churchill

 * Everything can be taken from a man but one thing; the last of the human freedoms—to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way. -- Viktor Frankl

 * We must become the change we want to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi

 * The weakness of a soul is proportionate to the number of truths that must be kept from it. -- Eric Hoffer

 * The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it. Through violence you may murder the liar, but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth. Through violence you may murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate. So it goes. … Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

 * Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -- C.S. Lewis

 * To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins

 * It is not because the truth is too difficult to see that we make mistakes. It may even lie on the surface; but we make mistakes because the easiest and most comfortable course for us is to seek insight where it accords with our emotions — especially selfish ones. -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

 * If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau

 * In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination. -- Mark Twain

 * Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. -- Oscar Wilde

 * It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously. -- Peter Ustinov

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User talk:69.204.205.22

Please refrain from removing content from Wikiquote, as you did to Talk:Main Page. It is considered vandalism. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. ~ UDScott 19:24, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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You have been temporarily blocked from editing for vandalising Wikiquote. If you wish to make useful contributions, you are welcome to come back after the block expires. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 19:34, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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User talk:208.108.100.149

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikiquote, as you did to Wikiquote:Village pump. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Fys. “Ta fys aym”. 19:36, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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MouseHunt (film)

MouseHunt is a 1997 American slapstick/black comedy film about two brothers who inherit a crumbling old house from their eccentric father, and subsequently find themselves locked in a battle of wits with a hyper-intelligent mouse.
 *  Directed by Gore Verbinski. Written by Adam Rifkin.

The funniest movie of the year! (taglines)

Ernie Smuntz

 * No capers? But that's just grilled cheese. What's the point? Why don't they eat out of a trough? [He rings a counter-bell, looking around at the diner's customers] Alright! Which one of you palateless sheep sent my sandwich back?
 * Yeah, I was on top once, too. And there's only one way to go from there, and that's down, baby! Down!
 * I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse.
 * Hasta la vista, you little rat bastard!
 * Pop's lucky string! That son of a bitch ate it!
 * [when Lars accidentally hits Ernie with a broom] What are you doing, ya stupid nitwit?!
 * [when Lars accidentally smacks Ernie's hand with a hammer] Are you trying to kill me?!!
 * [holding a tiny box, addressed to Fidel Castro in Havana, Cuba] Aw... I forgot to put holes in the box! [He chuckles evilly]
 * [Upon seeing the box, returned for insufficient postage] I told you, you should have weighed him.
 * [Doing taste tests with the mouse] Here you go, knock yourself out. [The mouse takes a bite of the string cheese and throws it down] No good, huh? Otis, more curry! [He gives him the next string cheese] Okay, try this one. [He eats it all up] Eh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've also got a great idea for a caviar-brie swirl and a peanut butter and jelly-provolone for the kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who have used a mouse as a spokesperson and it seemed to work out pretty well...

Lars Smuntz

 * [quoting his father] A world without string... is chaos.
 * Ernie, It's Christmas. Instead of dwelling what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.
 * [explaining to Ernie how April apologized to him] She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in nature films.
 * [as Ernie blasts the house apart with a shotgun] Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? [Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars immediately relents] You're doing a wonderful job.
 * [Lars points to the hole on the floor] Look! You blew a hole in the floor!

Dialogue

 * [At the funeral of Rudolf Smuntz, his sons Lars and Ernie are bickering as they help carry his coffin out of the church]
 * Lars: Hold your end up higher. You're not holding it.
 * Ernie: I am too.
 * Lars: You are not.
 * Ernie: Don't worry about me. Hey, ain't that suit charcoal?
 * Lars: No.
 * Ernie: Looks charcoal gray to me, some gray polyester blend. You'd think you could find a black suit for your own father's funeral.
 * Lars: It's black.
 * Ernie: No, I'm sure it's gray.
 * Lars: It's black!
 * Ernie: Gray!
 * Lars: Black!
 * Ernie: Gray!
 * Lars: Black!
 * Ernie: Fine, it's black. It's the grayest black I've ever seen.
 * Lars: It doesn't matter what color it is! [Lars's handle breaks off, causing everybody else to drop the coffin down the steps] I'm sorry, Pop. I'm sorry! [the coffin smashes into the hearse, sending Rudolf's corpse flipping into the air and headfirst down an open manhole, The opening credits starts - "DreamWorks Pictures Presents"]
 * Lars: Quick! Get him out of there!
 * Sewer worker: He's halfway to the harbor by now, bub.
 * Ernie: Oh, well.

 * The Lawyer: [reading the last will of Rudolf Smuntz to Ernie and Lars] I leave you not just a model factory... but something infinitely more valuable. The future of string... itself. [Ernie opens the blade of the window and sees the factory is causing chaos, The opening credits end - "Directed by Gore Verbinski"] And thus, it is my dying wish that my two sons run Smuntz String together.
 * Ernie: Great! Let's take a "For Sale" sign on the lawn and see what we can get.
 * Lars: We're not supposed to sell it, Ernie. We're supposed to run it, together.
 * Ernie: Either way, this godforsaken museum piece is not worth a dime, now is it, Lars?
 * Lars: Some things are more important than money, Ernie.
 * Ernie: [to the Lawyer] Notice how it's always the financially-challenged who says that?

 * [People gather at Chez Ernie as they greet Mayor McKrinkle, his wife, and kids, who enter a restaurant called Chez Ernie]
 * Reporters: [chattering]
 * Leslie: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, over here! Mr. Mayor! Do you think your recent triple heart bypass affect your campaign strategy?
 * Mayor McKrinkle: Now, Leslie, I'm just here to eat.
 * Mayor and his family enter the restaurant
 * Ernie: [French accent] Ah, monsieur le maire, Madame maire, welcome to Chez Ernie. What an honour it is to have you in my humble bistro. Suivez-moi. You brought the little ones. The little bicycle thieves. Bonjour! Our very best table. Have you lost little weight?
 * Mayor McKrinkle: Oh, I--
 * Ernie: I think so! I think you may be buff! Je suisse enchante pour votre beaute. You know what I mean?
 * The Mayor's Wife: Oh, Monsieur Ernie... [chuckles]
 * Ernie: Excusez-moi. Au revoir, les enfants! [enters the kitchen to cook the lobster loaf and sighs] The air's not so thin at the top. Just like the old man to die before I hit it big. [unaware of this, however, a cockroach, which is in Ernie's father's box of cubans, opens the lid, and scurries toward the food] Remember, everyone. Attention to detail is vital! Presentation is everything. [stops the waiter] No, no, no, no, no! These I must deliver myself. [puts a fire on Duck a l'orange, brings all of the food and places on the table] Duck a I'Orange avec du quack sauce... And for ze Mayor, la specialite de la maison, Lobster Loaf a la Ernest ou la bibliotheque. Bon Appetit.
 * Mayor McKrinkle: Oh. [exhales]
 * Ernie: Ah, bonjour!
 * Leslie: Chef Ernie. How does it feel to be serving the mayor on the eve of his campaign reelection?
 * Ernie: Well, Leslie... May I call you Leslie?
 * Leslie: Ah, of course.
 * Mayor McKrinkle: [eats the lobster loaf almond without noticing the cockroach in his food by mistakenly biting his head off] Crunchy! Hmm. I love the almonds.
 * Ernie: Leslie, cuisine, she is a fickle mistress...
 * Becky: [notices the cockroach's body, disgusted] EW! Look! [picks the cockroach's body up with a fork] A cockroach!
 * [All the reporters, shocked, go to the family table]
 * Betty: That's only half a cockroach.
 * [realizing what he just ate, the mayor starts to feel sick, and freaks off, because he accidentally bit the cockroach's head off and hasn't seen the cockroach in his food]
 * Becky: Daddy, you ate the head!
 * The Mayor's Wife: [clutches the mayor's shoulder, concerned] Honey, are you OK? [the mayor immediately throws up and spits his food and the cockroach's head out onto the table, causing him to choke. The cockroach's head crawls out of the mayor's vomit, because he inadvertentaly bit the cockroach's head off. Becky and Betty grab knives, and start trying to stab the cockroach's head, which crawls away to avoid getting caught, otherwise he'd get killed for poisoining the mayor. The mayor coughs while clutching his chest in agony, then collapses to the floor, screaming, and falling over unconscious, due to this shock causing him to have a heart attack, much to his wife's shock, just as she screams in terror] Not again!
 * Reporters: Was this an accident or murder...? [Ernie just stands there, looking quite traumatized, as the reporters now crowd around him, demanding to know if he intended to murder the mayor, or if it was an accident to serve the mayor the cockroach]
 * [The paramedics put the mayor in the hospital truck ambulance, and try vainly to revive him, but fail. As they try again, the kids play outside, and much to Ernie's sorrow, the restaurant closes]
 * Paramedic: Clear!
 * Betty': That's it!
 * Becky: I can do that better!
 * [The Mayor's Wife ends up crying and blubbering while Ernie feels sorry for what he accidentally did to the mayor]

 * [In Rudolf Smuntz' flashback]
 * Rudolf: My sons...
 * Lars: [whispering] Ernie. Ernie!
 * Ernie: [reading a magazine] Yeah, just a sec.
 * Rudolf: I want you...to have...something. My most prized possession. [He holds a string]
 * Lars: [sighs] Oh, it's a piece of st-string.
 * Rudolf: Not just any string. The string. I found it my first day in America.
 * Ernie: What's with the string?
 * Rudolf: I've had it in my pocket for 60 years. Here! [He gives the string to Ernie and Lars] I want you two to share it. Maybe it'll bring you closer together. You haven't talked much lately.
 * Ernie: Yeah. [He starts to tug on it]
 * Rudolf: Ach! What are you doing?
 * Ernie: I'm breaking it in half.
 * Rudolf: No!
 * Ernie: No?
 * Rudolf: I want you to share it. Forever.
 * Ernie: Sure, Pop, sure. You carry it the first 50 years, I'll take it the next.
 * Lars: Sure.
 * Ernie: And turn up the morphine drip a little.
 * Rudolf: I heard that. [Ernie goes back to reading the magazine] Promise me... that you will never sell... Smuntz String... to one of those big conglomerates. Keep it between you. Brothers. Family. Promise.
 * Lars: I promise, Pop. [back in the present] I promise.

 * Ernie: When I'm in the kitchen, I cook. I can't control every single thing that goes on in there.
 * Lars: You know, it really isn't fair for everybody to blame you. You didn't do anything wrong.
 * Ernie: Yes, but society always needs someone to persecute. A scapegoat, someone to demonize. The same thing happened to Galileo.
 * Lars: Really? That's unbelievable. With a cockroach, and everything?
 * Ernie: No. The point is, I put everything I had into that restaurant. It was my livelihood, and my home. In one fatal bite, it was all taken away from me. If only we could sell the factory.
 * Lars: I'd let you stay with me, you know, but, uh, April threw me out.
 * Ernie: Oh, that's too bad.
 * Lars: Yeah, well, don't worry about me, though, Ernie. This is temporary. April's been like this since high school. She'll be back. I...
 * Ernie: Well, would you look at that? Sleeping in the street. Pitiful.
 * Homeless Man: If I had a house, I'd sleep in it!

 * Lars: [after Ernie insults their late father] Wow, did you feel that?
 * Ernie: What?
 * Lars: I got a chill. You should never talk about Pop like that.
 * Ernie: Really? What's this do for you? [He shouts] Thanks for nothing, ya string-sucking old loon! [Lars covers his ears]
 * Lars: [whispers] He didn't mean it, Pop.

 * Alexander Falko: LeRue. I have his books, I have his letters. You see the shoes?
 * Ernie & Lars: [glancing down at his shoes] LeRue's?
 * Alexander Falko: No, but I'm sure he would have loved them.

 * Lars: [staring at Ernie's triggered-but-empty mousetrap] I don't believe it. He snapped the trap, ate the olive, and left the pit just to mock us!
 * Ernie: I think you're giving him a little too much credit. Mice don't mock. They don't have a sense of humor or irony. He's not sitting in his hole in a smoking jacket sipping cognac, and giggling to himself, "I left the pit!" The trap snapped itself, the olive flew off and he ate it. [He starts pouring the cereal he had gotten] It's just that simple. But now that he knows we're here, he won't come within a mile of us. I don't think we'll be seeing any more of that... [the mouse suddenly falls out of the cereal box] Mouse!

 * [The brothers have covered the entire kitchen floor in baited mousetraps]
 * Lars: Don't you think this is a little... much?
 * Ernie: Never underestimate your opponent. Let's say, he has mastered a way to empty a mousetrap without getting caught. If he snaps one of these babies, the chain reaction will start snapping them all. He'll panic, and the law of averages says that one of them has to nab him.
 * Lars: That's pretty smart.
 * Ernie: Yeah, well, I like to use both sides of my brain.

 * [Lars and Ernie are at the animal shelter in search of a suitable mouse-hunting cat.]
 * Maury the Handler: Find the one you want, and I'll spay or neuter it myself.
 * Lars: Well, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with experience.
 * Maury the Handler: That's a switch. Most people want the cute little ones. Experience with what?
 * Ernie: Mouse-hunting.
 * Maury the Handler: Oh, all cats are good mousers.
 * Ernie: Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of them, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably with a history of mental illness. I'm talking... one mean pussy.
 * Lars: Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. You have any of those knocking around your cages?
 * Maury the Handler: Funny you should ask. I had all but given up on anyone wanting him. We were about to... gas him again.
 * Ernie & Lars: Again?
 * [Maury the Handler leads the brothers to a chained-and-padlocked crate]
 * Maury the Handler: He's spent most of his life in that box, I expect...
 * Ernie: [reading a tag tied to the crate] "Catzilla"?
 * Maury the Handler: Oh, you know the guys who clean up call him that, but you can call him anything you want. I'd say he looks like a "Fluffy".
 * Lars: [leaning down] Aw, poor little Catzilla. You want a home, don't you? You want to get out of here. Well, you're gonna have to kill, kill, kill for it!
 * Ernie: You're a stupid cat, aren't you? Yes, you are! And you're ugly, too, extremely ug...
 * [The cat lunges, until Maury the Handler subdues him with a taser]
 * Lars: [seeing his ripped coat sleeve] Oh, you little bastard!
 * Ernie: We'll take him.

 * [after turning Catzilla loose in the house...]
 * Ernie: Wow... I almost feel sorry for the little fella.
 * [they pause]
 * Ernie & Lars: ...Almost! [the two laugh]

 * [The brothers have hired an exterminator named Caesar, who explains his methods]
 * Caesar: Here's your problem: normal people are not psychologically-equipped to catch mice. You have to get inside their minds, you have to know what they want, need. You have to think like a mouse. If you can do that, if you can think like a mouse, you can anticipate their moves, and then... boom! Sayōnara, mouse.
 * Lars: Well, you've got some great stuff. [He picks up a can of pesticide]
 * Caesar: Whoa! Never touch that! [The brothers panic and throw the can around until Caesar catches it]
 * Lars: What is that?
 * Caesar: The big one.
 * Ernie: It's a flea bomb.
 * Caesar: Works on mice, too.
 * Ernie: Yeah? Well, it'd better! Because we can't handle any more intrusions.
 * Caesar: Sure, that's how you perceive it. But to the mouse... You are the intruder.

 * [The brothers later arrive at the house to see a delirious Caesar being carried out on a stretcher by paramedics]
 * Ernie: Oh, my God!
 * Lars: Caesar, what happened?
 * Paramedic: Please, sir, he's not well.
 * Ernie: Try to think! Did you kill the mouse?
 * Caesar: What's that?!!! Horse?!!!! Fiendish!!! I won't eat it!! [He keeps ranting and raving as he's carried away]

 * [After hearing ZeppCo's message about Ernie's proposal with them...]
 * Lars: Betrayed by my own brother.
 * Ernie: Betrayal? Don't talk to me about betrayal! You should have told me about that offer! Half that factory is mine!
 * Lars: And half is mi... And half is mine, including the half that you tried to sell!
 * Ernie: Yeah, and it would have, if it hadn't been for that stinking bus!
 * Lars: Bus? You can't leave well enough alone, can you? You ruin everything!
 * Ernie: Me? You blame me for this?
 * Lars: Well, look! [He points to the big hole caused from the bug bomb] You blew a hole in the floor!
 * Ernie: Well, I distinctly remember somebody yelling, "Shoot, shoot!"
 * Lars: Yeah, yell, you've never listened to me before!
 * Ernie: And you know why?
 * Lars: Why?
 * Ernie: Because I have no respect for you! Spending your whole life in that stupid factory! It's tragic.
 * Lars: You think I didn't have other things I wanted to do with my life? You think I didn't have ambitions of my own?
 * Ernie: Oh, come on, you love string.
 * Lars: I didn't love string.
 * Ernie: Well, you could have fooled me. You and Pop were always huddled together running some piece of something through your fingers. It didn't matter what I did, I didn't even exist! I made him my special rack of lamb for is 70th birthday.
 * Lars: [sighing in resignation] Oh, no.
 * Ernie: Yes, you remember! I slaved over that meal, making sure everything was perfect! Did he say, "Thanks, Ernie, it was delicious"? No. He only noticed the string I had tied it with. [He sighs] He was crazy. But I still wanted his approval. I didn't leave, Lars. I was cast out.
 * Lars: There you go again. Blaming everything else but yourself. You think you're a success. Huh? Well, you... [He points at Ernie] ...can't...cook!
 * Ernie: I hate you!
 * Lars: And I hate you!
 * Ernie: Not as much as I hate you!
 * Lars: Yeah!?!!!
 * Ernie: Yeah, double! Double!!!!!  Oh, give me something! I'm gonna brain you!
 * Lars: Here it is!
 * Ernie: Oh, yeah, give it to me! Go ahead!
 * [In the midst of an argument, Lars throws an orange at Ernie, who fortunately manages to duck, but when the orange hits the mouse instead, Ernie sees the unconscious mouse on the table in shock]
 * Ernie: You killed him! [He laughs with joy as Lars walks over]
 * Lars: I didn't even know he was there!
 * Ernie: Just think of all the trouble we could have saved ourselves if we just threw fruit at him in the first place!
 * Lars: Look! He's still breathing!
 * Ernie: Well, kill him, kill him! Find a blunt object! There!
 * [Lars grabs a small shovel and prepares to finish the mouse]
 * Lars: There we go, get the...!
 * Ernie: Let him have it. [Lars hesitates] What the hell are you waiting for!?!!
 * Lars: I can't just hit him with a shovel.
 * Ernie: Why not?
 * Lars: Well, look at him, he's pathetic.
 * Ernie: Pathetic? He's Hitler with a tail! This is The Omen with whiskers! Nostradamus didn't see this thing coming!
 * Lars: Well, Ernie, he's a living thing.
 * Ernie: Not for long! Give me that! [He snatches the shovel from Lars and prepares to kill the mouse, but hesitates] I can't! [he hits himself in the head with the shovel and starts crying] Look at him just lying there! It just doesn't feel very sportsman-like.
 * [The mouse starts regaining consciousness]
 * Lars: We'd better do something quick! I think he's coming to!

 * [At the house's auction, Ernie is greeting the guests near the buffet table]
 * Ernie: [greeting an African prince] Ah, Hakuna Matata.
 * New York Lady: The crepés are magnificent. The raisins are a nice touch.
 * Ernie: They are good, aren't they? [He looks confused] Raisins? [He checks a tray for mouse droppings]

 * [Having been flooded out of the house in the brothers' last attempt to kill the mouse, the angry auction guests are leaving]
 * Ernie: Hey! Don't go! The water was just a… a demonstration of... of how durable a LeRue really is! [he laughs] How about that, huh? Now, you know... this house will last forever! [the house suddenly collapses]

Taglines

 * The funniest movie of the year!
 * Who's hunting who?
 * The Mouse Never Dies
 * The squeak shall inherit the earth.
 * You don't need to be big to be a hero.

Cast

 * Nathan Lane as Ernie Smuntz
 * Lee Evans as Lars Smuntz
 * Vicki Lewis as April Smuntz
 * Maury Chaykin as Alexander Falko
 * Eric Christmas as Ernie and Lars' lawyer
 * Michael Jeter as Quincy Thorpe
 * Debra Christofferson as Ingrid
 * Camilla Søeberg as Hilde
 * Ian Abercrombie as the auctioneer
 * Annabelle Gurwitch as Roxanne Atkins
 * Eric Poppick as Theodore Plumb, the banker
 * Ernie Sabella as Maury
 * William Hickey as Rudolf Smuntz
 * Christopher Walken as Caesar
 * Cliff Emmich as Mayor McKrinkle
 * Frank Welker as Mouse, Catzilla

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Johnny Carson

John William Carson (23 October 1925 – 23 January 2005) was an American actor, comedian, writer, and host of The Tonight Show from 1962 to 1992.

Quotes

 * Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. This is kind of an emotional thing for me because I've known about this show for a long time, and the newspapers and the magazines that I've probably been interviewed 150 times in the last nine months since I've known about this. As I say, you'll work up to it; we come over here this afternoon, we meet the guests that are on the show, and you get kind of charged up. I don't mean to be maudlin about it, but I know that tonight a lot of people, a lot of my friends are watching all over the country, and I only have one feeling as I stand here knowing that so many people are watching: I want my nana!
 * First monologue on his debut as host of The Tonight Show (1 October 1962).

 * Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can — and will.
 * Playboy interview (1967).

 * It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
 * The Tonight Show (Summer 1977).

 * And so it has come to this: I, uh... am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it. I want to thank the gentlemen who've shared this stage with me for thirty years, Mr. Ed McMahon... Mr. Doc Severinsen... and... you people watching, I can only tell you that it has been an honor and a privilege to come into your homes all these years and entertain you—and I hope when I find something that I want to do, and I think you would like, and come back, that you'll be as gracious in inviting me into your home as you have been. I bid you a very heartfelt good night.
 * Closing words on his final Tonight Show appearance (22 May 1992).

 * I did not know that.
 * Used on many occasions and often appears in Johnny Carson parodies.

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The Simpsons/Season 4

The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.

Kamp Krusty

 * Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
 * Dolph: Not quite. [pulls out a large drum of gruel with Krusty's face on the front] This is Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.

 * [Krusty has arrived at the camp to deal with the Bart-led riot]
 * Bart: How could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.
 * Krusty: [crying] They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!
 * Bart: Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
 * Krusty: OH MY GOD!! [sobs]
 * Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
 * Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
 * Bart: Oh, yeah.
 * Krusty: OH MY GOD!! [continues sobbing]

A Streetcar Named Marge

 * Llewelyn Sinclair: Hello! I am Llewelyn Sinclair! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. That's how much I care, I am planning for a fourth.
 * Marge: Hmm, maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class.
 * Chief Wiggum: Oh, forget it, that Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic.
 * Llewelyn Sinclair: Quiet!
 * Chief Wiggum: Sorry.
 * Llewelyn Sinclair: I'm not an easy man to work for. While directing Hats Off to Chanukkah, I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review "Play enjoyed by all"... [holds up an elementary school newspaper with said headline] speaks for itself.

 * Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
 * Marge: I don't think so.
 * Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. [to Marge] Is there any frontal nudity?
 * Marge: [sighs] No, Homer.

Homer the Heretic

 * [God appears in Homer's dream, ripping the roof off his house.]
 * Homer: God ...?
 * God: [points finger at Homer] Thou hast forsaken my church!
 * Homer: Well, kind of, but-
 * God: But what?!
 * Homer: I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?
 * God: [stops himself] Hmm, you've got a point there. [sits beside Homer] Sometimes, even I would rather be watching football. Does St. Louis still have a team?
 * Homer: No, they moved to Phoenix.
 * God: Oh, yeah.
 * Homer: You know what I really hate about church? Those boring sermons.
 * God: [sighs] I couldn't agree more, that Reverend Lovejoy really displeases me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
 * Homer: Give him one for me.
 * God: I will. [pets Snowball II]
 * Homer: So I figure I should just try to live right and worship you in my own way.
 * God: Homer, it's a deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.

 * [After Homer's friends save him from his burning house.]
 * Homer: The Lord is vengeful! [falls to his knees] O Spiteful One! Show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten!
 * Ned: [chuckles] Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
 * Reverend Lovejoy: No, but He was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ...miscellaneous.
 * Apu: Hindu! There are 700 million of us.
 * Reverend Lovejoy: [condescendingly] Aw, that's super.
 * Homer: I was rude to every one of you. And you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
 * Marge: Aw, Homer! I'm so glad to hear you say that.

Lisa the Beauty Queen

 * Kent Brockman: Scott, everyone is here from the Mayor's illegitimate son to our own [camera focuses up] Duff blimp.
 * Barney: [aboard the Duff blimp] Hi. Can I drive?
 * Pilot: Well, I can't see the harm.
 * [Barney crashes the blimp into a nearby radio tower, causing the blimp to burst into flames.]
 * Kent Brockman: [looks away] Oh, the humanity! Anyway, to turn on the store's severe tire damage spikes, here's Little Miss Springfield.

 * Kent Brockman: But it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote "Okay."
 * [Homer and Lisa watch at home]
 * Homer: If it wasn't for me, you'd still be queen. You must hate me.
 * Lisa: Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?
 * Homer: I dunno. Was I drunk?
 * Lisa: Possibly. But the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself. And I do.
 * Homer: Really?
 * Lisa: Uh-huh.
 * Homer: Will you remember this the next time I wreck your life?
 * Lisa: It's a deal.
 * [They hug]

Treehouse of Horror III

 * Homer: Do you sell toys?
 * Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.
 * Homer: Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
 * Shopkeeper: Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman. [picks a Krusty the Clown doll] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse.
 * Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
 * Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt.
 * Homer: [relieved] That's good.
 * Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
 * Homer: [worried] That's bad.
 * Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of topping.
 * Homer: [relieved] That's good.
 * Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
 * Homer: Can I go now?

 * Flanders: [now a zombie] Hey Simpson, I'm feeling a might peckish! Mind if I chew your ear?
 * [Homer shoots Flanders]
 * Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!
 * Homer: [quizzically] He was a zombie?

Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

 * Marge: Now, be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
 * Lisa: What are we gonna have?
 * Homer: Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um...let's see, poison.
 * Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
 * Bart: Poison pizza.
 * Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops.

 * Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
 * Bart: Not bloody likely.
 * Homer: No, it's true. When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
 * Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
 * Homer: I like stories.
 * Bart: Look, can I please go to the movie?
 * Homer: I know my punishment may seem a little harsh, but I can't go back on it. You're welcome to watch anything you want on TV.
 * Bart: TV sucks.
 * Homer: [low, angry voice] I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.

Marge Gets a Job

 * Mr. Burns: Marge, I'm giving you a raise and a new office, right next to mine. [laughs]
 * Smithers: But sir, that's my office.
 * Mr. Burns: Don't worry Smithers, I'm putting you where the action is.
 * [In the men's restroom, Smithers is cleaning the urinals with a toothbrush.]
 * Smithers: Springtime fresh, winter white. What could be better?
 * Homer: [bursts in and unzips his fly.] Aw man, I really gotta...
 * Smithers: NOOOOO!

 * Marge: So do you think I have a case?
 * Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. [he produces a bottle from his desk] Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
 * Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
 * Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days. [takes a generous swig] Last chance... [Homer and Marge don't respond. Hutz drains the bottle] Oh, yeah....

New Kid on the Block

 * [Bart and Lisa are fighting while Homer is on the phone with a babysitter.]
 * Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] Shut up, you little monsters!! [to the phone] I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
 * [On the other end of the line.]
 * Woman: I'm sorry, this isn't Abby. This is her sister. I look after her now.
 * [Abby rocks in her chair and mumbles quietly to herself.]
 * Abby: No, Bart... put it down... put it down, Bart... Bart, put it down.

 * Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.
 * Marge: We pretty much went straight home.
 * Lionel Hutz: Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.
 * Marge: We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
 * Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find any?
 * Marge: [crying] We went fishing!
 * Lionel Hutz: [to the jury] Do these sound like the actions of a man who'd had all he could eat?
 * The Jury: [all of whom are incredibly obese] No!
 * One Particular Fat Juror: That could have been me!

Mr. Plow

 * Homer: [angry] Mr. West, you said there was a job for me.
 * Adam West: There was. When I called you, [camera zooms in dramatically] 45 minutes ago.
 * Barney: So long, Superman, your secret identity is safe with me.

 * Kent Brockman: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. Our own Arnie Pye is on the scene.
 * Arnie Pye: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in, all I can see is white!
 * Kent Brockman: [impatiently] Arnie, please. The ski conditions.
 * Pye: [now upside-down] Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love-- [picture fuzzes out]
 * Brockman: [chuckles] That's great, Arnie.

Lisa's First Word

 * Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
 * Bart: Can you say get bent?
 * Marge: Bart!
 * Bart: Mr. Rogers says all the time.
 * Marge: He does not.
 * Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy.
 * Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
 * Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
 * Bart: Shove it. Shove it.

 * Bart: Hey, Homer, this house sucks!
 * Homer: Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me daddy!
 * Bart: Homer, nah!
 * [Homer chokes Bart]

 * [Krusty has just announced Krusty Burger's Olympic sweepstakes]
 * Krusty: Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?
 * Company Agent: Not to worry, Mr. K, we've rigged the cards; they're all in events that Communists never lose.
 * Krusty: [satisfied] I like, I like!
 * Aide: This just came in over the wires, Big K! [hands him a paper sheet]
 * Krusty: [reading] "Soviet boycott, U.S. unopposed in most events". How does this affect our giveaway?
 * Company Agent: Let's see. [punches numbers into a calculator] You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.
 * [Krusty sobs]

 * TV Announcer: Welcome back to this, the final day of the 23rd Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.
 * Krusty: [furious] YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS! [sobs] I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger!
 * Homer: [surrounded by piles of free Krusty Burgers] I like those odds.

Homer's Triple Bypass

 * Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
 * Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows.
 * Homer: Really? What's it like?
 * Lisa: [shrugs] Eh.

 * Krusty: Hey hey! [goofy laugh] [Homer grunts in pain; clutching his chest.] Hey, what's the matter? Oh, right. My grotesque appearance!
 * Homer: Krusty, why are you here?
 * Krusty: Eh, it's part of my public service for my "Glug-glug, vroom-vroom, thump-thump."
 * Homer: Well, I could use a laugh.
 * Krusty: Well, there's nothing funny about what you're about to go through. I know! [Takes off his shirt, revealing a pacemaker scar.] I'm in the zipper club myself! [lights a cigarette]
 * Homer: You seem pretty healthy.
 * Krusty: Yeah? Well I got news for ya: this ain't makeup!

Marge vs. the Monorail

 * Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?
 * Ned: Monorail!
 * Lyle: What's it called?
 * Patty and Selma: Monorail.
 * Lyle: That's right, monorail! (the crowd starts chanting "monorail" as Lyle begins to play piano)
 * Ms. Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
 * Lyle: It glides as softly as a cloud!
 * Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
 * Lyle: Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
 * Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
 * Lyle: You'll be given cushy jobs!
 * Abe Simpson: Were you sent here by the Devil?
 * Lyle: No, good sir, I'm on the level!
 * Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
 * Lyle: Take my pen knife, my good man! I swear it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
 * All: Monoraaaaaaail! (Lyle: What's it called?) Monoraaaaaaail!! (Lyle: Once again!) Monoraaaaaaail!!!
 * Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
 * Bart: Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken!
 * All: Monoraaaaaaail! Monoraaaaaaail!! Monoraaaaaaail!!! MONORAIL!
 * Homer: Mono... [realizes the song is over] D'oh!

 * [Marge opens the fire extinguisher cabinet, sees a mother opossum with four offspring sleeping, who then start hissing]
 * Marge: Homer, there's a family of possums in here!
 * Homer: I call the big one Bitey.

 * [A solar eclipse forms outside]
 * Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet... goes on.
 * Male Passenger: Does anyone want to switch seats?

 * [Lyle Lanley tries to escape on a plane with Springfield’s money]
 * Pilot: Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
 * Lyle: North Haverbrook. Where have I heard that name before? [suddenly remembers] Oh, no. … Oh, no!
 * Man with pitchfork: There he is! Seat 3-F!
 * [The angry citizens of North Haverbrook beat Lyle Lanley with many items]

Selma's Choice

 * Marge: The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. We'll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.
 * Lisa: We understand.
 * Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.
 * Homer: But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!
 * Marge: Homer, quit pouting.
 * Homer: I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead woman.

 * Hans Moleman: [reading an eye chart at the DMV and failing] R, Q, J, question mark? Smiley face?
 * [Selma stamps his driver's license 'VOID']
 * Selma Bouvier: [voids driver's license] Next! Wait a minute-it says here you're single.
 * Hans Moleman: Did I do wrong?
 * Hans: [cut to Selma and Hans at a fancy restaurant. Hans is trying to read the menu] Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman.
 * Waitress: You're reading the wine list, sir.
 * Hans: Very good.

 * Bart: Hey Lise, I dare you to drink the water.
 * Lisa: I'm not sure that is water...
 * Bart: Chicken. [begins clucking loudly]
 * Lisa: Quit it, Bart. Quit it! QUIT IT, QUIT IT!
 * Selma: Bart, be quiet! Lisa, drink the water!

 * Security Guard: We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
 * Lisa: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
 * White-coated Man: Give her this...[gives Selma two pills]...and this...[gives her two more]...and then these. [gives her an entire handful]
 * Selma: Thank you, doctor.
 * White-coated Man: Oh, I'm not a doctor.

Brother from the Same Planet

 * [Bart's class is having Show and Tell]
 * Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.
 * [Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead]
 * Martin: Hey...
 * [falls down on the ground, twitching]
 * Mrs. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he Bart?
 * Bart: Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.
 * Mrs. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
 * Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.
 * Mrs. Krabappel: Mmm. Milhouse, you're next.
 * Milhouse: Uh, I have a horsey.
 * [mimics his toy horse neighing in a slurry way which then trails off]
 * Nelson: Wuss!

 * Kent Brockman: This just in, a fist-fight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Initial reports indicate, and these are very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. [shot of Godzilla appears in the background.] Do we have a source on this? Uh-huh, a bunch of drunken frat boys. All right, I could use some names. "I.P Freely". Uh... [realizes] Grrr!

I Love Lisa

 * [Lisa opens a package from Ralph.]
 * Lisa: A Malibu Stacy convertible! [she finds a note from Ralph] "Look in the tunk." He must mean "trunk". [opens trunk] Two tickets to the Krusty Anniversary Show! Oh, he must want me to go with him.
 * Bart: That's not fair! I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!
 * Lisa: I'm not sure if I should go. I don't even like him.
 * Bart: You're right, Lis. You shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go disguised as you.
 * Lisa: But what if he wants to hold hands?
 * Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
 * Lisa: What if he wants to kiss?
 * Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
 * Lisa: What if he wants to--
 * Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

 * [Determined to avenge Ralph for being harshly spurned by Lisa, Chief Wiggum pulls Homer over.]
 * Homer: Is there a problem, officer?
 * Chief Wiggum: Yep. Got a tail-light out.
 * Homer: Where?
 * Wiggum: [smashes a tail-light] Right there.
 * Homer: [angrily] You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!
 * Wiggum: [alarmed] They are? Oh no! Have they set a date?

Duffless

 * [At an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.]
 * Otto: My name is Ot-to. I love to get blot-to.
 * Hans Moleman: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
 * Homer: My name is Homer and I'm just here because the court made me come.
 * Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
 * [Homer immediately screams and jumps through a window.]

 * Homer: [singing] When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17.

Last Exit to Springfield

 * Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer! We both want a fair union contract!
 * Homer: [internally] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
 * Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
 * Homer: Wait a minute... is he coming onto me?
 * Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
 * Homer: My God, he is coming onto me!
 * Mr. Burns: After all... negotiations make strange bedfellows. [chuckles, clicks his tongue and winks]
 * Homer: [screams]
 * Homer: [gets up] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered - maybe even a little curious - But the answer is no!

 * Bart: Cool! She'll be a freak.
 * Marge: Bart!
 * Bart: We can stick her in a trailer, drive her around the South and charge two bits a gander.

 * Lisa: Do you really think you can get our dental plan back?
 * Homer: Well, that depends on who's the better negotiator, Mr. Burns or me...
 * Bart: Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.
 * Homer: Done and done!

 * [Mr. Burns has called in an elderly strikebreaking team led by Grampa.]
 * Grampa: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. [other strikebreakers mutter in agreement] One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville: I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because o' the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show

 * [While the thermostat is set to very high levels, Homer begins to open the can of beer Bart had shaken up with a paint mixer.]
 * Bart: April F- [an explosion of beer blows out the windows and roof of the Simpsons' house and takes the shape of a mushroom cloud]
 * [Lou and Chief Wiggum stop the police car.]
 * Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
 * Chief Wiggum: Forget it! That's two blocks away.
 * Lou: [squints] Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
 * Chief Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
 * Lou: [into radio as Wiggum runs towards the cloud] We need pretzels! Repeat, pretzels!

 * Bart: Dad, it's all my fault. I shook up that can of beer. It was just an April Fools joke.
 * [Life support machine starts to change from showing Homer's life signs to outlines of Bart. His mouth begins to form a growl, his fingers twitch and his eyes slowly open in anger.]
 * Homer: Why, you little--!! [grabs Bart and proceeds to strangle him]

The Front

 * Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gained the most weight. Homer Simpson!
 * Homer Simpson: Oh, my God!
 * Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?
 * Homer Simpson: I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
 * Bobby: And now the award from most improved odor. Homer Simpson!
 * Homer Simpson: Yes!
 * Bobby: And the person who traveled the least distance to be here. Well, kiss my grits, Homer Simpson!
 * Homer Simpson: What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
 * Principal Dondelinger: Ahem. Class of '74, I was just leafing through your permanent records when I discovered something shocking. Homer Simpson never passed Remedial Science 1-A and thus never graduated from high school.

 * Lisa: That's as bad as the tasteless "Itchy & Sambo" cartoons of the late '30s. The writers should be ashamed of themselves.
 * Bart: Cartoons have writers?
 * Lisa: Eh, sort of.
 * Bart: Oh yeah? Well you and I could write a better cartoon than that.
 * Lisa: Write a cartoon ourselves? Bart, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Bart: Probably not. [in his mind, Bart is thinking about holding Santa Claus at gunpoint] Lie in the snow and count to 60. [Bart leaps into the sleigh and cracks the reins] Hiyah! [laughs evilly as he flies into the distance] Merry Christmas, suckers!

Whacking Day

 * [Bart and the bullies make their way to Utility Basement B looking for mountain bikes.]
 * Nelson: Hey, what gives? Where are the mountain bikes?
 * Principal Skinner: [appears] Sorry about the ruse, gentlemen. You're being swept under the rug for the superintendent's visit. Enjoy. [closes the door and locks them in]
 * Jimbo: How are we going to get out of here?
 * Nelson: And when are we going to get our mountain bikes?
 * Principal Skinner: [outside of the room] Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?
 * Groundskeeper Willie: Nay, but the PTA would tear you a new arse.
 * Principal Skinner: Wise counsel, William, but the potty talk adds nothing.
 * Willie: Aye, sir. [under his breath] Ye bath-takin', underpants-wearin', lily-hugger.

 * [Springfield residents track down the snakes to the Simpson place, but Lisa wants a stop to the killing.]
 * Lisa: Now wait a minute! How could you do this to snakes after all they've done for you?
 * Grandpa: I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.
 * Lisa: Mrs. Glick, who killed all the rats in your basement?
 * Mrs. Glick: Snake did.
 * Bart: And you love snakes, don't you Mr. White?
 * Barry White: I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.

Marge in Chains

 * Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I-- Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
 * Marge: Is that bad?
 * Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
 * Marge: You did?
 * Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly", and the word "dog" with "son."

 * Lionel Hutz: Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot she was carrying that bottle of [looks at bottle] delicious... bourbon... brownest of the brown liquors... [hugs bottle] so tempting... [puts the bottle to his ear] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial. Excuse me. [Hutz rushes out of courtroom to call his best friend] Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
 * Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
 * Hutz: I love you too, man.

Krusty Gets Kancelled

 * Krusty: Every time you watch my show, I will send you $40! [holds up check to audience]
 * Man: [quick voice-over] Checks will not be honored.

 * Bart: Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, would you guys be interested in a Krusty the Clown comeback special?
 * Flea: Sure, if you can get us out of this gig.
 * Bart: No problemo. Hey, Moe! Look over there! [Bart points to a blank wall]
 * Moe: What? What am I looking at? I don't see anything. Gonna stop looking now! What, is that it...?
 * Homer: Hey, Moe, can I look too?
 * Moe: Sure, but it'll cost you.
 * Homer: My wallet's in the car!
 * Moe: [chuckles] He is so stupid. And now back to the wall!

I Simpson (quarta stagione)

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David Quammen

David Quammen (born February 1948) is an award-winning science, nature and travel writer.

Quotes

 * People come into our lives and then they go out again. The entropy law, as applied to human relations.  Sometimes in their passing, though, they register an unimagined and far-reaching influence, as I suspect Hughes Rudd did upon me.  There is no scientific way to discern such effects, but memory believes before knowing remembers.  And the past lives coiled within the present, beyond sight, beyond revocation, lifting us up or weighing us down, sealed away--almost completely--behind walls of pearl.
 * "Chambers of Memory," The Flight of the Iguana (1988)

 * Raphus cucullatus had become rare unto death. But this one flesh-and-blood individual still lived. Imagine that she was thirty years old, or thirty-five, an ancient age for most sorts of birds but not impossible for a member of such a large-bodied species. She no longer ran, she waddled… In the dark of an early morning in 1667, say, during a rainstorm, she took cover beneath a cold stone ledge at the base of one of the Black River cliffs. She drew her head down against her body, fluffed her feathers for warmth, squinted in patient misery. She waited. She didn't know it, nor did anyone else, but she was the only dodo on Earth. When the storm passed, she never opened her eyes. This is extinction.
 * The Song of the Dodo: Island Biogeography in an Age of Extinction (1996), p. 275.

 * If you can repair your future child's myopia with preemptive genetic tinkering, you might also want to increase her I.Q. by a few dozen points. Will it lead to a world as utopian as Lake Wobegon, where all the children are above average? Of course not. It will just add genetic manipulation of embryos and child cloning to the means by which affluent, fussy people try to distance themselves from bad luck, disappointment, menial work, death, and poor people.
 * "Clone Your Troubles Away: Dreaming at the Frontiers of Animal Husbandry", Harper's Magazine (February 2005)

 * Retroviruses are fiendish things, even more devious and persistent than the average virus. They take their name from the capacity to move backward (retro) against the usual expectations of how a creature translates its genes into working proteins. Instead of using RNA as a template for translating into DNA into protein—the usual route by which genetic information becomes living reality—a retrovirus converts its RNA into DNA within a host cell; its viral DNA then penetrates the cell nucleus and gets itself integrated into the genome of the host cell, thereby guaranteeing replication of the virus whenever the host cell reproduces.

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User talk:Doulos

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User:Sir James Paul~enwikiquote

 * My edit count here

I'm sorry that I do not edit here much but I am busy at simple english wikiquote and wikipedia simple english. When I am here I am going to look at the RC.

Articles I have made or edited
Citizenship, Padre Pio

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Talk:Al Gore

Sourcing quotes
I have moved quite a few quotes from "Sourced" to "Attributed" because they weren't adequately sourced. Some examples: Always remember that the goal is to make verifiability easier, so we can be sure of the accuracy of quotes. I would also recommend that bare links be replaced with proper citations, because the reader cannot tell by looking at the link whether it is likely to be a reliable source. We should not be so cavalier about the ease of hyperlinking that we forget that the article should stand alone as a useful document, with sources clearly listed. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:43, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
 * "A zebra does not change its spots.". The link given is for "Carolyn's Little World", self-described as a "Blog commentary and discussion on abortion, politics, Marvin the Martian, and other topics". Blogs are not considered reliable sources.
 * Several magazine citations include no article title. It is unreasonable to make editors read an entire magazine (or book) to find a quote.
 * Speech titles, locations, and dates are not adequate sources, because editors cannot travel back in time to hear the speech. We need a reliable published source.

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Vampire Knight

Vampire Knight is a manga by Matsuri Hino of the fantasy genre that takes place in an alternate reality in which vampires and humans are in a constant state of conflict, except on the campus of cross academy where Headmaster Cross is trying to allow the two species to peacefully coexist.

= Characters =

Yuki Cross

 * I didn't understand anything. Zero suffered and suffered for four years. What were you thinking, all by yourself? He loathes vampires so much, he wants to kill them all. All this time, Zero wanted to kill himself too.

 * I long for him.... but I understand. There's a line that vampires and humans can't cross.

 * Being like this makes me feel like we've returned to the old days somewhat. Yeah. Zero is Zero. Even if you are a vampire now.

 * Both of us understand, but neither of us will say it. It's a sin to keep a vampire alive by offering my own blood as bait.  We are doing something that is forbidden.  No one must find out about this.

 * Kaname-sama.... I love you! I love you! You are the begining of my world and everything in that world. So even if I couldn't remember my past, I wasn't scared.

 * I will do anything if it´s for Kaname-sama.

 * A glimpse of what I saw earlier was something that was so distant from me. For Kaname-sama.... And yet right now, this man is lying here in my arms. It´s such a strange feeling.

 * The world is dyed with the color of blood. It will never be able to go back to the way it was before

 * I will keep running away so Zero has a reason to live.

Zero Kiryu

 * The Headmaster talks about the Night Class like they're good vampires who support his pacifism, but I don't trust them. I won't let my guard down. I'm cooperating so I can find the most effective way to kill those beasts in human form.

 * Come on vampires. I've been pissed off lately.

 * I want you to use this.... when I go berserk, Yuki.

 * You heard it too? The sound of your blood being sucked in by me. After such a hair-raising experience you can't act as if nothing has changed. So don't interfere anymore.

 * I couldn't stop myself from devouring you. I may kill the next human I target as my prey. Shoot me. You're afraid of me, aren't you? Hold the gun with both hands, and aim straight. Aim for my heart. It's not a crime to kill a vampire.

 * I borrowed it from the Headmaster. It's a gun to use against vampires. If I lose the human part of me, and go mad as a vampire... shoot me with that gun. Not yet, but that day will eventually come. Kill me by your own hand then.

 * Former humans eventually fall into the Level E category, Yuuki. They gradually lose their sanity, reaching their "end" - their destruction.

 * Yuuki... I won't run away anymore, so don't cry.

 * Because Yuuki was there, I might have been able to live on...

 * I want these gentle hands, and this kind smile, even though I should not want such a thing.

 * But you thought it would be okay to become a vampire, right? I will never let you turn into something like that. Even if it means I have to make Kaname Kuran my enemy...and even if it means you will hate me...

 * Having to deal with you all running around screaming "kya kya, kya kya" every damn day...

 * She's not small. In my heart, her existence isn't small.

 * Siblings?

 * After we turn around, the next time we see each other, I will kill you.

 * Hey don't pry into me

Kaname Kuran

 * You're a disgrace to all vampires.

 * You can eat those. I'm fine with this one.(after having received Yuuki's chocolates)

 * Headmaster Cross, how much longer are you going to keep Zero in the Day Class? That time is approaching for him.

 * A human bitten by pureblood vampires turn into vampires themselves. When that happens, there can be only one of two results, Their blood becomes toxic and die, or slowly suffering the pain of transforming into a vampire. Other vampires don't possess this dark power that purebloods have. I respect his strength of will, he was only a human, yet he resisted the powerful vampire instinct for four years.

 * You have been reduced to a bloodthirsty beast, Zero Kiryuu.

 * You devoured her mercilessly. She can't even stand up. Was Yuuki's blood delicious?

 * The blood has stopped flowing, but the puncture wounds... he really pierced you deeply. Yuuki... does it hurt? ...Are you afraid of vampires now?

 * It's all right. You be just the way you are, Yuuki. You're different from the Night Class students who wait on me... You're a warm-hearted girl, Yuuki. That's more than enough.

 * Yuuki, I can't keep my composure when my dear girl has been pierced by someone else.

 * Yuuki is my dear girl. The only one in the entire world.

 * Yuuki. This is the safest place for you to be.

 * Humans should never be turned into vampires. But in the old days, hidden from history, when the war between vampires and vampire hunters was at its peak, vampires turned many humans into vampires to use in battle. And now the aristocrats have the duty to manage those survivors. Sometimes we have to kill them off...

 * It's all right, for now. Yuuki will eventually come to me.

 * Yuuki... You make me cruel.

 * Do you want to become a vampire, Yuuki? Become a blood sucking monster like me...live for eternity...by my side?

 * I´ve never told straight out...but you already know, don´t you Yuuki? I love you more than anything in the world...

 * Are you sure? Even if the hidden truth is drenched in blood...Do you still want to know...? (to Yuuki)

 * You're the only person who've given me warmth...I've been afraid that you would hate me if you knew the truth

 * You will never be betrayed.

 * Yuuki is... the beloved daughter that Haruka and Juuri protected in secret and... the one born to become my wife. If Yuuki still desires it...

 * What is beautiful is not the world, but your beautiful eyes that embraces it.

Headmaster Cross
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 * I want to put an end to the war between humans and vampires-- a war that has been continuing in the darkness of history since ancient times! I want the young vampires, with their natural intelligence and unfettered hearts, to become a bridge between the two species!! I'm educating them for that purpose! That is why I created the Night Class!

 * His and my passionate oath! (Reffering to Yagari+Zero)

 * I still think about protecting you two...even if it's considered as an act of taboo by "humans".

 * I wish to erase the past but i have killed to many vampires to let that happen.

 * [After Touga tells Kaien about his apron] Eh? But its adorable!

Hanabusa Aido

 * Hey, what's your blood type?

 * The nice smell is your blood, Yuuki.

 * Yuuki, who made those wounds in your neck? In our classroom the night before last, we suddenly smelt blood, we were surprised. I was the only one who noticed right away that it was your blood.

(while walking out of the dorms towards a crowd of girls) "BANG!"

 * [After Kain asks him if he getting slapped by Kaname was worth thinking about Yuuki's blood] Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!

 * ''[After Kaname breaks the chandelier] I have found another treasure~

Dialogue

 * Headmaster Cross: I couldn't tell you the truth before. You must be surprised about what happened. I'm sorry Yuuki.
 * Yuuki Cross: I never thought Zero might be a vampire. All this time...
 * Headmaster Cross: Yes. He was human, until four years ago when a vampire attacked the Kiryuu family. Zero barely survived.

 * Hanabusa Aido: This is really pissing me off... What are you to Kaname, Yuuki? Why does Kaname-sama care about you so much?
 * Yuuki Cross: Kaname saved my life ten years ago from a vampire who had gone berserk.
 * Hanabusa Aido : What? I didn't know that. Then Yuuki, you should offer Kaname-sama every drop of blood in your body in return.
 * Yuuki Cross: My Blood?
 * Hanabusa Aido : Yes... Your blood belongs to Kaname-sama now. But those puncture wounds aren't from Kaname-sama, are they? Don't give your blood to anyone else anymore... including me. Someday Kaname-sama's lips will gently brush your neck, and his fangs will sink slowly into you... If you heard the sound of Kaname-sama taking in your blood you'd be in ecstasy, Yuuki. You should offer yourself to Kaname-sama, plead to him, "Please drink my blood."
 * Kaname Kuran : Hanabusa. That's enough.

 * Zero Kiryuu: You still can't go outside the school grounds alone!!!
 * Yuuki Cross: ... I can!
 * Zero Kiryuu: I know you're afraid to. If you go outside the school you remember, don't you... that not all vampires are "well-behaved" like Kaname Kuran
 * Yuuki Cross: Shut up! I'm not afraid of what happened ten years ago.

 * Zero Kiryuu:It is the vampire hunter's duty to kill vampires
 * Kaname Kuran: Then why didn't you kill him first? perhaps, Kiryuu, you sympathized with him?

 * Kaname Kuran:It would be a problem if you die now. I've let you live this far because you've been useful to Yuuki, and I know that you would never betray her.
 * Zero Kiryuu: Just like you, deciding things for me...
 * Kaname Kuran:Because my feelings for Yuki are probably the same as yours.
 * Zero Kiryuu:...I...just want Yuuki to be able to laugh from her heart.
 * Kaname Kuran:As do I.
 * Zero Kiryuu: There is no need for her to sacrifice anything.
 * Kaname Kuran:That is correct.

 * Kaname Kuran: You're the only person who've given me warmth...I've been afraid that you would hate me if you knew the truth
 * Yuuki Cross: ...I would never hate you.
 * Kaname Kuran: Then prove it...Become my lover?

= External links =

Shojo Beat (the magazine in which the manga is currently being serialized)

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Talk:Thank You for Smoking

A purist with a DVD copy of Thank You For Smoking might want to double check my recall of the Joey Naylor quotation, "It's like you always said, Dad, 'If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross.'" I'm a much amused Red Crosser who saw the movie once on Qantas, halfway across the Pacific and rather tired. Thanks. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by KENollet (talk • contribs) 05:04, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

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Witi Ihimaera

Professor Witi Tame Ihimaera-Smiler DCNZM QSM (born February 7, 1944), usually known as Witi Ihimaera, is a New Zealand author, often regarded as the most prominent Māori writer alive today.

Quotes

 * This is where we start. Let it be blank. Blank is different from nothing.”
 * Pūrākau: Māori Myths Retold by Māori Writers (2019)

 * Alas, being a New Zealander is such an exquisite dilemma.
 * Fulbright New Zealand Keynote speech, November 2005

 * We bow only to the highest mountain.
 * The Rope of Man (2005), epilogue, ISBN 0790008947.

 * In the small things is the genetic imprint of the larger things... You must reverse the small things as well as the larger things. You must learn to see not just with your eyes but with your heart and intelligence.
 * Sky Dancer (2005)

 * When everybody else is bending with the wind, very few people will lean against it.
 * Sky Dancer (2005)

 * When I began to write in the 1970s there were three women I considered my elders: Katerina Mataira, Arapera Blank and Jacquie Sturm. They were like spinners working on a loom and their great triumph, together with that of Hone Tuwhare and Patricia Grace, was to begin spinning the tradition from which all contemporary Maori writers come.
 * "Spinner of Maori tradition" (11 Aug, 2002)

 * When you're sorting yourself out, family are not often the ones you can turn to. They represent the place of departure and not the place of arrival.”
 * Nights in the Gardens of Spain (1995)

The Uncle's Story (2002)

 * Lots of people come just to dance and have a good time. Here you can do anything you want to do, be anyone you want to be. It's called freedom. Be careful, it can be contagious.

 * It felt right not to talk. It felt good just to be. Sometimes there was no need to fill the air with words.”

 * I have always loved long journeys. The act of leaving accustomed surroundings is a release from real time, real life. You can place that familiar life on hold, freeze it, secure in the awareness that it will be there waiting for you when you come back. The journey itself becomes an opportunity to explore parallel lives, those other optional lives which have always been there.

The Whale Rider (1987)
page numbers to 2003 USA edition by First Harvest

 * In the old days, in the years that have gone before us, the land and sea felt a great emptiness, a yearning. The mountains were like a stairway to heaven, and the lush green rainforest was a rippling cloak of many colors. The sky was iridescent, swirling with the patterns of wind and clouds; sometimes it reflected the prisms of rainbow or southern aurora. The sea was ever-changing, shimmering and seamless to the sky. This was the well at the bottom of the world, and when you looked into it you felt could see to the end of forever. (beginning)

 * Hui e, haumi e, taiki e. Let it be done.

 * Sometimes life has a habit of flooding over you and rushing you along in its overwhelming tide. (p63)

 * He loved them deeply, but sometimes love becomes a power game between the ambitions that parents have for their children and the ambitions that children have for themselves. (p66)

 * The muted thunder boomed underwater like a great door opening far away. Suddenly the sea was filled with awesome singing, a song with eternity in it. (p95)

 * The moon was drenching the sky with loneliness. (p107)

 * He raised his arms as if to claw down the sky upon him. (p133)

Quotes about

 * I think the time was just right for myself and for people like Witi Ihimaera and Hone Tuwhare. The real pioneers were JC Sturm, Rowley Habib, Arapera Blank, Rose Denness and Mason Durie and those writers I had started to see published in the journal of the Māori Affairs Department, Te Ao Hou.
 * Patricia Grace Interview (2016)

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Pat Metheny

Patrick Bruce Metheny (born 12 August, 1954, Lee's Summit, Missouri) is an American jazz guitarist and leader of the Pat Metheny Group as well as various collaborations, duets, solo works and other side projects.

Quotes

 * More and more as time has gone on, I realize that playing is really more about listening than it is about playing.
 * 'We Live Here' DVD Interview

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User talk:Ukt-zero

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called IanusVentus. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name IanusVentus~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:25, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:49, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:IanusVentus~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Takeda Mitsumi

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title: User talk:Takeda Mitsumi


text:
User talk:EvaldasBs

Welcome
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title: User talk:EvaldasBs


text:
User talk:Linda Mayne

Welcome
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title: User talk:Linda Mayne


text:
User talk:Tommyl~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Tommyl. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Tommyl~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:36, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 06:00, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Tommyl~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:AcidPenguin

Welcome
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title: User talk:AcidPenguin


text:
User talk:Scott 102ca

Welcome
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title: User talk:Scott 102ca


text:
User talk:Supertommy~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Supertommy. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Supertommy~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:37, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:59, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Supertommy~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Emmyrae

Welcome
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title: User talk:Emmyrae


text:
User talk:Teelaofbrisingr~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Teelaofbrisingr. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Teelaofbrisingr~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:37, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:59, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Teelaofbrisingr~enwikiquote


text:
User talk:Zogundar

Welcome
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title: User talk:Zogundar


text:
User talk:Nanotuba~enwikiquote

Welcome
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Your account will be renamed
Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Nanotuba. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Nanotuba~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:30, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 05:53, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

title: User talk:Nanotuba~enwikiquote