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User talk:Rawbery79

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User talk:Zygomorph~enwikiquote

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User talk:Deoxy360~enwikiquote

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User talk:Hernan46~enwikiquote

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User talk:Lwc~enwikiquote

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User talk:69.168.169.121

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Talk:Hamburger... The Motion Picture

Funny as apple crumple
Am goa have to keep an eye out for this movie, I couldnt stop laughting while reading this article. haha--McNoddy 08:28, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

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Category:Internet personalities

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User talk:166.102.136.58

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User talk:85.99.29.44

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Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone (born July 6, 1946) is an Academy Award-nominated American actor, director, producer and screenwriter. He achieved his greatest successes in a number of action films, notably the Rocky and Rambo series. He is often referred to by his nickname, "Sly".

Quotes

 * Once in one's life, for one mortal moment, one must make a grab for immortality; if not, one has not lived
 * Sylvester Stallone, interviewed by Rob Carnevale in "Sylvester Stallone: Rocky Balboa", BBC (28 October 2014).

 * Remember the mind is your best muscle ...BIG ARMS can move rocks, but BIG WORDS can move mountains... Ride the brain train for success....
 *

 * The films are realistic fantasies. Bullets are easy. You can buy them. Emotions are not. They're priceless.
 *

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 * It could be that today's conservative movement remains in thrall to the same narrative that has defined its attitude toward film and the arts for decades. Inspired by feelings of exclusion after Hollywood and the popular culture turned leftward in the '60s and '70s, this narrative has defined the film industry as an irredeemably liberal institution toward which conservatives can only act in opposition—never engagement. Ironically, this narrative ignores the actual history of Hollywood, in which conservatives had a strong presence from the industry's founding in the early 20th century up through the '40s, '50s and into the mid-'60s]. The conservative Hollywood community at that time included such leading directors as Howard Hawks, Frank Capra, and Cecil B. DeMille, and major stars like John Wayne, Clark Gable, and Charlton Heston. These talents often worked side by side with notable Hollywood liberals like directors Billy Wilder, William Wyler, and John Huston, and stars like Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, and Spencer Tracy. The richness of classic Hollywood cinema is widely regarded as a testament to the ability of these two communities to work together, regardless of political differences. As the younger, more left-leaning "New Hollywood" generation swept into the industry in the late '60s and '70s, this older group of Hollywood conservatives faded away, never to be replaced. Except for a brief period in the '80s when the Reagan Presidency led to a conservative reengagement with film—with popular stars like Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger making macho, patriotic action films—conservatives appeared to abandon popular culture altogether. In the wake of this retreat, conservative failure to engage with Hollywood now appears to have been recast by today's East Coast conservative establishment into a generalized opposition toward film and popular culture itself. In the early '90s, conservative film critic Michael Medved codified this oppositional feeling toward Hollywood in his best-selling book Hollywood vs. America.
 * Govindini Murty, “Hey, Conservatives: It's Safe to Go to the Movies Again”, The Atlantic, (Oct. 12, 2011).

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William Frederick Yeames

William Frederick Yeames (18 December 1835 – 3 May 1918) was a British historical painter who specialized in 16th and 17th century subjects.

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 * And When Did You Last See Your Father?
 * Title of a painting that depicts the son of a Royalist being questioned by Roundheads during the English Civil War. The painting is in the Walker Art Gallery, Liverpool.

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Sarah Fuller Flower Adams

Sarah Adams (22 February 1805 – 14 August 1848) was an English poet and hymn writer. She was the younger daughter of Benjamin Flower, editor and owner of The Cambridge Intelligencer, and married William Brydges Adams, an inventor and civil engineer.

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 * He sendeth sun, he sendeth shower,- Alike they’re needful to the flower; And joys and tears alike are sent To give the soul fit nourishment. As comes to me or cloud or sun, Father! thy will, not mine, be done.
 * "He sendeth Sun, he sendeth Shower", reported in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 282; and in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Once have a priest for enemy, good bye To peace.
 * Vivia Perpetua, Act iii. Sc. ii.

Nearer, my God, to Thee (c. 1841)

 * Though like the wanderer, The sun gone down, Darkness be over me, My rest a stone; Yet in my dreams I'd be Nearer, my God, to Thee.

 * Nearer, my God, to Thee! Nearer to Thee! E’en though it be a cross  That raiseth me, Still all my song shall be, Nearer, my God, to Thee!  Nearer to Thee!

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User talk:68.41.165.49

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Agathon

Agathon (Greek Ἀγάθων) (c. 448–400 BCE) was an Athenian tragic poet and friend of Euripides.

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 * μόνου γὰρ αὐτοῦ καὶ θεὸς στερίσκεται, ἀγένητα ποιεῖν ἅσσ᾽ ἂν ᾖ πεπραγμένα.
 * Even God cannot change the past.
 * Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics, Book VI, sect. 2, 1139b.
 * Variant translation: Not even the gods can change the past.

 * Art loves chance, and chance loves art.
 * Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics, Book VI, sec. 4, 1140a.

 * It is a part of probability that many improbable things will happen.
 * Aristotle, Poetics, XXV, quoted by George Eliot in an epigraph to Chapter 41 of Daniel Deronda.

 * Every ruler must remember three things. Firstly, that he rules man; secondly, that he rules according to law, and thirdly, that he does not rule for ever.
 * Stobaeus, Florilegium, XL, VI, 24, as reported in Harbottle's Dictionary of Quotations (1897), p. 515.

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Henry Aldrich

Henry Aldrich (1647 – 14 December 1710) was an English theologian and philosopher. He composed several epigrams.

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 * If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine, a friend, or being dry, Or lest we should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
 * Oxford Book of Seventeenth Century Verse, H. J. C. Grierson and G. Bullough, eds. (1934) Oxford University Press.

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Cecil Frances Alexander

Cecil Frances Humphreys Alexander (Early April 1818 – 12 October 1895) was a hymn-writer and poet.

Quotes

 * O, lonely tomb in Moab's land, O, dark Bethpeor's hill, Speak to these curious hearts of ours, And teach them to be still! God hath His mysteries of grace — Ways that we cannot tell; He hides them deep, like the secret sleep,  Of him He loved so well.
 * Reported in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 280.

Hymn: All things bright and beautiful

 * All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful: The Lord God made them all.

 * He gave us eyes to see them, And lips that we might tell How great is God Almighty, Who has made all things well.

Hymn: The Burial of Moses

 * By Nebo’s lonely mountain, On this side Jordan’s wave, In a vale in the land of Moab, There lies a lonely grave.

 * This was the truest warrior That ever buckled sword; This the most gifted poet That ever breathed a word; And never earth’s philosopher Traced with his golden pen On the deathless page truths half so sage As he wrote down for men.

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Alfonso X of Castile

Alfonso X (November 23, 1221 – April 4, 1284) was a Spanish monarch who ruled as the King of Galicia, Castile and León from 1252 until his death. He was elected Rex Romanorum in 1254. His nicknames were "el Sabio" ("the Wise", more accurately translated "the Learned") and "el Astrólogo" ("the Astrologer").

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 * Si hubiera estado presente en la Creación, habría dado algunas indicaciones útiles.
 * Had I been present at the Creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
 * After studying Ptolemy's treatise on astronomy.; reported in Thomas Carlyle, History of Frederick the Great, book ii. chap. vii. Carlyle wrote that this saying of Alfonso about Ptolemy's astronomy, "that it seemed a crank machine; that it was pity the Creator had not taken advice," is still remembered by mankind, — this and no other of his many sayings.
 * If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking on creation thus, I should have recommended something simpler.
 * Quoted/paraphrased by Adam Riess in his Nobel Prize (in Physics 2011) lecture slides on Supernovae Reveal An Accelerating Universe (A Science Adventure Story).

 * Los que dejan al rey errar a sabiendas, merecen pena como traidores.
 * Those who knowingly allow the King to err deserve the same punishment as traitors.
 * Quoted in Diccionario ilustrado de frases célebres y citas literarias (1952), by Vicente Vega.

 * Quemad viejos leños, leed viejos libros, bebed viejos vinos, tened viejos amigos.
 * As quoted in Aire puro para el amor y la amistad Betancourt, Luis Fernando 7a. reim., p. 165.
 * Burn old wood, read old books, drink old wines, have old friends.
 * Literal translation.
 * Variant translations:
 * Old wood to burn! Old wine to drink! Old friends to trust! Old authors to read! —Alonso of Aragon was wont to say in commendation of age, that age appeared to be best in these four things.
 * As quoted in Floresta Española de Apothegmas o Sentencias, by Melchior de Santa Cruz (1576), ii. 1. 20.
 * Alonso of Aragon was wont to say in commendation of age, that age appears to be best in four things, — old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
 * As quoted in Apothegms (1624) by Francis Bacon, 97.

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William Allingham

William Allingham (19 March 1824 – November 18, 1889) was an Irish man of letters and poet.

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 * Up the airy mountain, Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting, For fear of little men.
 * Poem: The Fairies.

 * No funeral gloom, my dears, when I am gone, corpse-gazing, tears, black raiment, graveyard grimness. Think of me as withdrawn into the dimness, yours still, you mine. Remember all the best of our past moments, and forget the rest; and so to where I wait, come gently on.
 * Poem: No funeral gloom - part of funeral of actress Ellen Terry 1928.

 * Out of the city, far away With spring to-day! Where copses tufted with primrose Give me repose, Wood-sorrel and wild violet Soothe my soul's fret.
 * Poem: A Holiday.

 * Winds and waters keep A hush more dead than any sleep.
 * Ruined Chapel; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods And day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.
 * Autumnal Sonnet; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Autumn's the mellow time.
 * The Winter Pear; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Oh, bring again my heart's content, Thou Spirit of the Summer-time!
 * Song; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Scarcely a tear to shed; Hardly a word to say; The end of a Summer's day;  Sweet Love is dead.
 * An Evening; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Tantarrara! the joyous Book of Spring Lies open, writ in blossoms.
 * Daffodil; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

 * Mary kept the belt of love, and oh, but she was gay! She danced a jig, she sung a song that took my heart away.
 * Lovely Mary Donnelly; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

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Ambrose

Saint Ambrose, Latin: Sanctus Ambrosius, "Ambrosius episcopus Mediolanensis"; Italian: Sant'Ambrogio; Lombard: Sant'Ambroeus) (c. 340 – 4 April 397), bishop of Milan (Mediolanum in Latin), was one of the most eminent bishops of the 4th century. Together with Augustine of Hippo, Jerome, and Gregory I, he is counted as one of the four doctors of the West of antique church history.

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 * Accordingly, death is a harbor of peace for the just, but is believed a shipwreck for the wicked.
 * De bono mortis, 8, 31.

 * It is not death therefore that is burdensome, but the fear of death.
 * De bono mortis, 8, 31.

 * It was not by dialectic that it pleased God to save His people.
 * Exposition of the Christian Faith, Book I, Chapter 5., 42.

 * Christ has taken obedience upon Himself, obedience even to taking on Him our flesh, the cross even to gaining our salvation. Thus where the work lies, there too is the Author of the work. When therefore, all things have become subject to Christ, through Christ's obedience, so that all bend their knees in His name, then He Himself will be all in all. For now, since all do not believe, all do not seem to be in subjection. But when all have believed and done the will of God, then Christ will be all and in all. And when Christ is all and in all, then will God be all and in all (1 Cor 15:28); for the Father abides ever in the Son.
 * Exposition of the Christian Faith, Book V, Chapter 15., 182.

 * When I am here I do not fast on Saturday; but when I am at Rome I do: whatever church you may come to, conform to its custom, if you would avoid either receiving or giving offense.
 * Quoted in "Epistle to Casualanus", XXXVI, section 32, by St. Augustine; translation by J.G. Cunningham

 * Si fueris Romae, Romano vivito more; Si fueris alibi, vivito sicut ibi.
 * If you are at Rome, live in the Roman style; if you are elsewhere, live as they live there.
 * Quoted in Ductor Dubitantium, or the Rule of Conscience (1660) by Jeremy Taylor, I.i.5; commonly rendered into a proverb: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", or simply "When in Rome..."

 * Neither angel, nor archangel, nor yet even the Lord Himself (who alone can say "I am with you"), can, when we have sinned, release us, unless we bring repentance with us.
 * As quoted in Many Thoughts of Many Minds (1896) edited by Louis Klopsch

 * Ante agnus offerebatur, offerebatur et vitulus, nunc Christus offertur...et offert se ipse quasi sacerdos, ut peccata nostra dimittat. Hic in imagine, ibi in veritate, ubi apud Patrem pro nobis quasi advocatus intervenit.
 * Formerly a lamb was offered, a calf was offered. Christ is offered today...and he offers himself as priest in order that he may remit our sins: here in image, there in truth where, as our advocate, he intercedes for us before the Father.
 * De officiis ministrorum ("On the Offices of Ministers" or, "On the Duties of the Clergy"), Book I, ch. 48.
 * In, The Eucharist in the West: History and Theology, Edward J. Kilmartin, SJ, Robert J. Daly, SJ, Editor, 1998, The Liturgical Press, ISBN 0814662048 ISBN 9780814662045, p. 19
 * Alternate translation: In old times a lamb, a Calf was offered; now Christ is offered. But He is offered as man and as enduring suffering. And He offers Himself as a priest to take away our sins, here in an image, there in truth, where with the Father He intercedes for us as our Advocate.

 * Quid autem aliud Ioannes nisi honestatem consideravit? ut inhonestas nuptias etiam in rege non posset perpeti, dicens: Non licet tibi illam uxorem habere. Potuit tacere, nisi indecorum sibi iudicasset mortis metu verum non dicere, inclinare regi propheticam auctoritatem, adulationem subtexere. Sciebat utique moriturum se esse, quia regi adversabatur: sed honestatem saluti praetulit. Et tamen quid utilius quam quod passionis viro sancto advexit gloriam?
 * And what else did John have in mind but what is virtuous, so that he could not endure a wicked union even in the king's case, saying: "It is not lawful for thee to have her to wife." He could have been silent, had he not thought it unseemly for himself not to speak the truth for fear of death, or to make the prophetic office yield to the king, or to indulge in flattery. He knew well that he would die as he was against the king, but he preferred virtue to safety. Yet what is more expedient than the suffering which brought glory to the saint.
 * De officiis ministrorum ("On the Offices of Ministers" or, "On the Duties of the Clergy"), Book III, chapter XIV, part 89 as quoted in www.ewtn.com

 * Sed non solum locum Ecclesiae zelare debemus, sed hanc quoque interiorem in nobis domum Dei; ne sit domus negotiationis, aut spelunca latronum.
 * But it is not only of the space in the Church which we ought to be jealous, but also of the interiors of the house of God in us, so that it might not become a house of merchandise, or a den of robbers.
 * Commentary on John 2:16, Exposition of the Psalms of David 118 (PL 15 1457B)

 * How far, O rich, do you extend your senseless avarice? Do you intend to be the sole inhabitants of the earth? Why do you drive out the fellow sharers of nature, and claim it all for yourselves? The earth was made for all, rich and poor, in common. Why do you rich claim it as your exclusive right? The soil was given to the rich and poor in common—wherefore, oh, ye rich, do you unjustly claim it for yourselves alone? Nature gave all things in common for the use of all; usurpation created private rights. Property hath no rights. The earth is the Lord's, and we are his offspring. The pagans hold earth as property. They do blaspheme God.
 * in The Cry for Justice (1915), p. 397

 * "You are not making a gift of what is yours to the poor man, but you are giving him back what is his. You have been appropriating things that are meant to be for the common use of everyone. The earth belongs to everyone, not to the rich."
 * (22) De Nabute, c. 12, n. 53: PL 14. 747; cf. J. R. Palanque, Saint Ambroise et l'empire romain, Paris: de Boccard (1933), 336 ff.
 * Quoted from Pope Paul VI https://www.vatican.va/content/paul-vi/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-vi_enc_26031967_populorum.html

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Pope Gregory I

Gregory I (Latin: Gregorius I; c. 540 – 12 March 604), commonly known as Saint Gregory the Great, was the bishop of Rome from 3 September 590 to his death. He is known for instigating the first recorded large-scale mission from Rome, the Gregorian Mission, to convert the then-pagan Anglo-Saxons in England to Christianity. Gregory is also well known for his writings, which were more prolific than those of any of his predecessors as pope. The epithet Saint Gregory the Dialogist has been attached to him in Eastern Christianity because of his Dialogues.

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 * Scriptura sacra mentis oculis quasi quoddam speculum opponitur, ut interna nostra facies in ipsa videatur. Ibi etenim foeda, ibi pulchra nostra cognoscimus.
 * Holy Scripture presents a kind of mirror to the eyes of the mind, so that our inner face may be seen in it. There we learn our own ugliness, there our own beauty.
 * Morals in the Book of Job, 553d, as translated in Cultural Performances in Medieval France (2007), p. 129

 * There are some so restless that when they are free from labour they labour all the more, because the more leisure they they have for thought, the worse interior turmoil they have to bear.
 * As quoted in Summa Theologica Part II of Second Part Q. 182, Art 4

 * The bliss of the elect in heaven would not be perfect unless they were able to look across the abyss and enjoy the agonies of their brethren in eternal fire.
 * Homily of St. Gregory as quoted in A History of the Inquisition of the Middle Ages, Volume 1 by Henry Charles Lea page 241

 * In vain do they think themselves innocent who appropriate to their own use alone those goods which God gave in common; by not giving to others that which they themselves receive, they become homicides and murderers, inasmuch as in keeping for themselves those things which would alleviate the sufferings of the poor, we may say that every day they cause the death of as many persons as they might have fed and did not. When, therefore, we offer the means of living to the indigent, we do not give them anything of ours, but that which of right belongs to them. It is less a work of mercy which we perform than the payment of a debt.
 * As quoted in George D. Herron, Between Caesar and Jesus (1899), pp. 111-112.

 * Non Angli, sed angeli.
 * They are not Angles, but angels.
 * Aphorism, summarising words reported to have been spoken by Gregory when he first encountered pale-skinned English boys at a slave market, sparking his dispatch of St. Augustine of Canterbury to England to convert the English, according to Bede. He said: "Well named, for they have angelic faces and ought to be co-heirs with the angels in heaven." Discovering that their province was Deira, he went on to add that they would be rescued de ira, "from the wrath", and that their king was named Aella, Alleluia, he said.
 * William Hunt; Reginald Lane Poole, The Political History of England, Vol. 2 (Longmans, Green & Co., 1905), p. 115

The Book of Pastoral Rule

 * No one does more harm in the Church than he who has the title or rank of holiness and acts perversely.
 * p.32

 * And let the fear and dread of you be upon all of the animals of the earth.” Clearly, fear and dread were prescribed for the animals, but evidently it was forbidden among humans. By nature a human is superior to a brute animal, but not other humans.
 * p.62

 * Moreover, because the slothful mind is typically brought to its downfall gradually, when we fail to control our speech, we move on to more harsh words. Thus, at first, we are happy to speak of others kindly; afterwards, we begin to pick at the lives of those of whom we speak, and finally our tongues break into open slander against them.
 * p.124

 * Those who do not speak the words of God with humility must be advised that when they apply medicine to the sick, they must first inspect the poison of their own infection, or else by attempting to heal others, they kill themselves.
 * p.159

Quotes about Gregory

 * The early Christians also extolled torture as just deserts for the sinful. Most people have heard of the seven deadly sins, standardized by Pope Gregory I in 590 CE. Fewer people know about the punishment in hell that was reserved for those who commit them: "Pride: Broken on the wheel. Envy: Put in freezing water. Gluttony: Force-fed rats, toads, and snakes. Lust: Smothered in fire and brimstone. Anger: Dismembered alive. Greed: Put in cauldrons of boiling oil. Sloth: Thrown in snake pits." The duration of these sentences, of course, was infinite. By sanctifying cruelty, early Christianity set a precedent for more than a millennium of systematic torture in Christian Europe. If you understand the expressions to burn at the stake, to hold his feet to the fire, to break a butterfly on the wheel, to be racked with pain, to be drawn and quartered, to disembowel, to flay, to press, the thumbscrew, the garrote, a slow burn, and the iron maiden (a hollow hinged statue lined with nails, later taken as the name of a heavy-metal rock band), you are familiar with a fraction of the ways that heretics were brutalized during the Middle Ages and early modern period.
 * Steven Pinker, The Better Angels of Our Nature (2012)

 * Gregory's letters are extraordinarily interesting, not only as showing his character, but as giving a picture of his age. His tone, except to the emperor and the ladies of the Byzantine court, is that of a head master-sometimes commending, often reproving, never showing the faintest hesitation as to his right to give orders.
 * Bertrand Russell, in A History of Western Philosophy (1945), Book Two: Catholic Philosophy, Ch. VI: Saint Benedict and Gregory the Great, p. 383

 * Gregory is in a very real sense the last of the Romans. His tone of command, while justified by his office, has its instinctive basis in Roman aristocratic pride.
 * Bertrand Russell, Ibid., p. 387

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Fisher Ames

Fisher Ames (April 19, 1758 – July 4, 1808) was a Representative in the United States Congress from the 1st Congressional District of Massachusetts. He was an important leader of the Federalist Party in the House, and was noted for his oratorical skill.

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 * The House is composed of very good men, not shining, but honest and reasonably well-informed, and in time they will be found to improve, and not to be much inferior in eloquence, science, and dignity, to the British Commons. They are patriotic enough, and I believe there are more stupid (as well as more shining) people in the latter, in proportion.
 * Letter to George Richard Minot (May 27, 1789); reported in Works of Fisher Ames (1854), ed. Seth Ames, vol. 1, p. 45.

 * I consider biennial elections as a security that the sober, second thought of the people shall be law.
 * Speech on Biennial Elections before the Convention of Massachusetts (January 1788), reported in Seth Ames, John Thornton Kirkland, Works of Fisher Ames with a Selection from His Speeches and Correspondence (1854) p. 7.

 * Madison has inserted in his amendments the increase of representatives, each State having two at least. The rights of conscience, of bearing arms, of changing the government, are declared to be inherent in the people. Freedom of the press too. There is a prodigious great dose for a medicine. But it will stimulate the stomach as little as hasty pudding. It is rather food for physic. An immense mass of sweet and other herbs and roots for diet drink.
 * Letter to F.R. Minoe, June 12, 1789, reported in Life and Work of Fisher Ames, vol. I, 52-54.

 * [The framers of the Constitution] “intended our government should be a republic, which differs more widely from a democracy than a democracy from a despotism.”
 * In an 1805 essay titled "Mires of Democracy."

 * The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.
 * Reported in Memoirs of Theophilus Parsons (1859). Ames is reported to have said this while opposing Parsons as counsel in a legal case.

 * The known propensity of a democracy is to licentiousness, which the ambitious call, and the ignorant believe to be, liberty.
 * The Dangers of American Liberty (1805), in

 * Liberty has never yet lasted long in a democracy; nor has it ever ended in any thing better than despotism.
 * American Literature (1805), in

 * The rights of conscience, of bearing arms, of changing the government, are declared to be inherent in the people. Freedom of the press, too.
 * Letter to George Richards Minot (June 12, 1789), reported in Fisher Ames, Seth Ames, John Thornton Kirkland, Works of Fisher Ames: With a Selection from His Speeches and Correspondence (1854), p. 54.

 * Why then, if these books for children must be retained, as they will be, should not the bible regain the place it once held as a school book ? Its morals are pure, its examples captivating and noble. The reverence for the sacred book, that is thus early impressed, lasts long; and, probably, if not impressed in infancy, never takes firm hold of the mind.
 * Published in Palladium (January 1801), reported in Fisher Ames, John Thornton Kirkland, Works of Fisher Ames (1809), p. 134-35.

Attributed

 * It was said by Fisher Ames that “falsehood proceeds from Maine to Georgia, while truth is pulling on his boots”.
 * Niles' Weekly Register (7 May 1831) 40:163
 * Fisher Ames expressed the popular security more wisely, when he compared a monarchy and a republic, saying, "that a monarchy is a merchantman, which sails well, but will sometimes strike on a rock, and go to the bottom; whilst a republic is a raft, which would never sink, but then your feet are always in water."
 * Emerson, Ralph Waldo (1844): Politics
 * “But differ greatly in the sequel.” --Fisher Ames, when confronted with the declaration that all men are created equal

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Obafemi Martins

Obafemi Akinwunmi Martins (born October 28, 1984) is a Nigerian soccer player who plays as a striker for the Nigerian national team, and for the MLS club Seattle Sounders FC.

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 * Things have taken time to get used to, the weather's not great and people seem to drink beer all the time, but there’s nowhere I’d rather be playing.
 * Martins on settling in Newcastle.

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 * I am happy at Newcastle. I love the city and the people. Our fans are the best in the world. Even if we are losing or not playing well there are still 52,000 backing us and I respect that.
 * On life at Newcastle.

About Obafemi Martins

 * When you look at Obafemi Martins, in my eyes he is one of the best strikers at the moment in this league and maybe Europe as well. He is flexible, he is fast, he can shoot with both feet and he is a good header of the ball.
 * Louis van Gaal, the Dutch football manager.

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Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz is a 2007 film directed by Edgar Wright and written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright. The plot involves a London Metropolitan Police Officer who is relocated to a small village because of overachieving in his job. However, he soon finds that the village is not as quiet as its records suggest, and that something decidedly sinister is going on amongst the residents. Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence. (taglines)

Nicholas Angel

 * [echoing line from Shaun Of The Dead] What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?
 * This shit just got real!
 * [seeing Danny's film collection] By the power of Greyskull...
 * [after watching Point Break] I won't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
 * ''(whilst chasing Frank Butterman) PUNCH-THAT-SHIT!
 * [after the village doctor is shot in the foot] You're a doctor. Deal with it!
 * Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
 * [after stopping Danny's swan call] That's just going to scare it.
 * [distracting Michael with a chunky monkey] Hey biggun'. Playtime's over.
 * [after walking into Sandford with a ton of weapons and ammo on him] Morning.
 * '' Idea!
 * [after a farmer called Peter Ian Staker has phoned up about a lost swan] P.I. Staker... Right. Pisstaker! Come on!

Danny Butterman

 * Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "ahhrgh"?
 * [seeing the vast collection of guns] By the power of Greyskull!
 * [discussing why a person would wear a hat to cover his face] He's fuck-ugly.
 * [while Nicholas is chasing a shoplifter through the supermarket, Danny is reading the taglines of the cheap action films in the half-price bin] Supercop. Meet the cop that can't be stopped.
 * Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that, if you shoot it, it will blow up?
 * You're off the fuckin' chain!
 * [cue to hit the sirens and rev the engine] Bring the noise!
 * "Do you want anything from the shop?" [repeated by Danny and Nicholas]
 * [After Nicholas corrects Danny's use of "policeman" to "police officer"] What made you wanna be a policeman-officer?

Simon Skinner

 * I'm a slasher, and I must be stopped!
 * I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out...
 * Absolute tosh, wasn't it? It's annoying that the understudies are actually professional actors. Greg over there was an extra in Straw Dogs and Sheri portrayed a cadaver in Prime Suspect.
 * My, my. Here come the Fuzz.
 * [taking a ginger-haired boy hostage] Stay back! Or the ginger-nut gets it! [the child bites Skinner's hand and runs away] Ow! You little FUCKER!
 * GET! [punch] OUT! [punch] OF MY! [punch] VILLAGE! [punch], [while fighting Angel].
 * [after tripping and impaling his chin on the spire of a model church] Ooooow...Thith...really...hurtth.... I'm...going...to need thome...icee... creeeeeam....

Others

 * Met. Sergeant narrating: Police Constable Nicholas Angel: born, schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great attitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations. Received the Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. Became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day holds the Met record for the hundred metre dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.
 * Joyce Cooper: I hope you had a pleasant trip—fascist!
 * Reverend Phillip Shooter: Fuck off, grasshopper! [after being shot]Jesus Christ!
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: [upon being presented with an obvious murder scene] Hang about, hang about... you're saying this wasn't an accident?
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: [after Sgt. Angel lays out a plan of action] Very good. What he said.
 * DC Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!
 * DS Andy Wainwright: Murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking record!
 * Sgt. Turner: [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers] You really want to, process all this lot? My pen's runnin' out.
 * DC Andy Wainwright: [after a bottle of bolognaise explodes in his face] It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise!
 * Michael Armstrong AKA Lurch: Yarp.
 * Sgt. Turner: Oh, Sgt. Angel, someone from London called for you. [Angel turns to face him, he is literally covered in firearms all over his black suit, he has a tooth pick in his mouth] I'll tell 'em you'll ring em back.
 * PC Doris Thatcher: [after knocking Tina unconscious with a 'Slippery When Wet' sign] Nothing like a bit o' girl-on-girl.
 * Sgt. Turner #2: I dunno, nobody tells me nothin'.
 * Tom Weaver: [while aiming a blunderbuss at Nicholas] You know what you are? A BLOODY BUSYBODY!

Dialogue

 * Met Sergeant: Hello, Nicholas.
 * Nicholas Angel: Hello, Sergeant.
 * Met Sergeant: How's the hand?
 * Nicholas Angel: Still a bit stiff.
 * Met Sergeant: (sniffs deeply) It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did.
 * Nicholas Angel: I like to think of my office as out on the street.
 * Met Sergeant: Indeed you do. Your arrest record is... (opens a page on his desk with his right hand, reads from it) 400% higher than any other officer (closes page), which is high time such...skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant.
 * Nicholas Angel: (grinning slightly) I see.
 * Met Sergeant: (quickly and quietly) In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
 * Nicholas Angel: In where, sorry?
 * Met Sergeant: In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
 * Nicholas Angel: (taking the new information in) That's... in the country.
 * Met Sergeant: Yes, lovely.
 * Nicholas Angel: Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London?
 * Met Sergeant: (laughs briefly) No.
 * Nicholas Angel: Can I remain here as a PC?
 * Met Sergeant: (throws his hands up in the air) No.
 * Nicholas Angel: (sternly) Do I have any choice in this?
 * Met Sergeant: Neewww.
 * Nicholas Angel: Sergeant, I kinda like it here.
 * Met Sergeant: Well, you've always wanted a transfer to the country.
 * Nicholas Angel: In twenty years or so, yes.
 * Met Sergeant: Well done you.
 * Nicholas Angel: (thinks briefly) Hang on, I don't remember telling you that.
 * Met Sergeant: Yes, you did. (He leans over to his desk) You said (He cocks his head to one side and opens a corner of a thick document on his desk; reading from the document, quickly and quietly) "I'd love to settle in the country sometime, Janine." (He closes his document and looks at Nicholas)
 * Nicholas Angel: (Thinks carefully; sternly) I'd like to talk to the Inspector.
 * Met Sergeant: (leans forward to his desk phone/intercom) You can speak to the Inspector, but I can assure you, he will tell you exactly the same thing as I have. (He picks up the desk phone handset with his left hand, throws it into his right hand, and uses his left hand to dial the Met Inspector's number)

 * Met Inspector: (sliding into the desk, next to the Met Sergeant) Hello, Nicholas. How's the hand?
 * Nicholas Angel: It's still a bit stiff.
 * Met Inspector: And how are things at home?
 * Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry, sir?
 * Met Inspector: (jovially) How's Janine?
 * (The Met Sergeant coughs.)
 * Nicholas Angel: We're no longer together, sir.
 * Met Inspector: Right, well, then where are you living?
 * Met Sergeant: (leans over to Met Inspector; quietly) He's staying at the Section House, sir.
 * Met Inspector: With the recruits?
 * Met Sergeant: (looks into Nicholas's eyes) Yes, he's living out of cardboard boxes.
 * Met Inspector: Well then, you're packed already. Nicholas, we're offering you a smashing position with a delightful cottage in a lovely little place that has I think has won Village of the Year...I don't know how many times. It'll be good for you.
 * Nicholas Angel: (beat, then) I...don't really know what to say.
 * Met Inspector: "Yes"?
 * Met Sergeant: (arrogantly) "Yes, thank you"? (He laughs briefly.)
 * (Nicholas says nothing. The Met Inspector and Met Sergeant are grinning at him.)
 * Nicholas Angel: (shakes his head slowly) No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to...
 * Met Inspector: You want to...take this higher? (points up)
 * Nicholas Angel: (realising that's what he wants) Yes, yes, I do.
 * Met Inspector: You want me to bother the Chief Inspector about this? [indicates the phone]
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes.
 * Met Inspector: You want me to get the Chief Inspector to come all the way down here?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes, I do.
 * Met Inspector: Okay. [shrugs reluctantly, reaches for the desk phone, then shouts, off to his right] Kenneth!
 * [The Chief Inspector immediately enters from a sliding glass door, to the left of Nicholas and to the right of the Met Sergeant and Met Inspector.]

 * Chief Inspector: I know what you're going to say, Nicholas, but the fact is you've been making us all look bad.
 * Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry, sir?
 * Chief Inspector: Of course, we all appreciate your efforts, but you've been rather letting the side down.
 * Met Inspector: It's all about being a team player, Nicholas.
 * Met Sergeant: You can't be the Sheriff of London.
 * Chief Inspector: If we let you carry on running around town, you'll continue to be exceptional... and we can't have that. You'll put us all out of a job.
 * Nicholas Angel: With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.
 * Chief Inspector: Yyyes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector [Curls lip, menacingly]
 * Nicholas Angel: Well, however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account... and that's what the team is gonna make of this!
 * [Nicholas gets up and storms out, only to see all of his colleagues happily standing underneath a banner reading 'Good Luck Nicholas']

 * [on Angel's first night in the Crown pub, he spies many underage drinkers and, even though he is not an official member of the Sandford police force until the next morning, he is spurred into action]
 * Nicholas Angel: Excuse me.
 * Underage Drinker: What?
 * Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday?
 * Underage Drinker: [confidently] 22nd of February.
 * Nicholas Angel: What year?
 * Underage Drinker: Every year.
 * Nicholas Angel: Get out.
 * [Nicholas approaches a new target]
 * Nicholas Angel: YOU! When's your birthday?
 * Underage Drinker #2: [clearly nervous and struggling to come up with a date] Uh... 8th of May, 1969?
 * Nicholas Angel: You're 37?
 * Underage Drinker #2: [nervously] Yeah?
 * Nicholas Angel: Get out!
 * [he approaches a swotty drinker with glasses]
 * Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday?
 * Underage Drinker #3: [panicking, with a very high-pitched voice] Errr--
 * Nicholas Angel: OUT!

 * [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers and a drunk driver, who turns out to be Danny, Angel's partner, though Angel doesn't yet know this]
 * Sgt. Turner: 'Nicholas Angel'. Oooh! When did you start?
 * Nicholas Angel: Tomorrow.
 * Sgt. Turner: Ah Well, I see you've already arrested the whole village.
 * Nicholas Angel: Not exactly.

 * [As Angel is on his morning jog, Skinner runs into him]
 * Simon Skinner: Lock me up.
 * Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry?
 * Simon Skinner: I'm a slasher, and I must be stopped.
 * Nicholas Angel: You're a what?
 * Simon Skinner: A slasher... of prices! Ha ha ha, just kidding! I'm Simon Skinner, I run the local Supermarché. Stop in and see me some time. My discounts are criminal. [runs off] Catch me later!

 [Nicholas enters the police station and faces who he thinks to be Sgt. Turner; it is a different officer who has a similar haircut, Turner's twin]
 * Nicholas: Morning...sergeant. [the officer looks at him and starts reading some more] Would you tell the inspector I've arrived please?
 * Turner #2: No.
 * Nicholas: ...Why?
 * Turner #2: He's not in yet.
 * Nicholas: And how's our guest?
 * Turner #2: Guest?
 * Nicholas: The inebriate in cell 4.
 * Turner #2: I dunno. Nobody tells me nothin'.

 * [encountering Danny Butterman, who Nicholas previously arrested for drunk driving, in uniform for the first time]
 * Nicholas Angel: Why are you dressed as a police officer?
 * Danny Butterman: ... Because I am one?

 * Inspector Frank Butterman: Your predecessor assumed rural policing was easy. Ended up having a nervous breakdown, and Sergeant Popwell was an exceptional officer, Truly exceptional. And he had one thing you haven't got.
 * Nicholas Angel: What's that, sir?
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: [jovially] A great big bushy beard!

 * [after Nicholas has been shown around the police station]
 * Frank Butterman: Well, that's that. Unless there's anything you're unclear about?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes, sir, why is everyone eating chocolate cake?
 * Frank Butterman: The Black Forest gateau is on Danny as punishment for his little indiscretion.
 * Nicholas Angel: Sir, I don't think driving under the influence can be called a 'little' indiscretion.
 * Frank Butterman: No, the gateau is for misplacing his helmet last week. Last night's incident will require something rather more serious.
 * Nicholas Angel: Good.
 * Frank Butterman: Do you like ice cream?
 * Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry sir, I don't follow.
 * Frank Butterman: Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month!
 * Danny Butterman: Dad!
 * Frank Butterman: Now, since it's your first day and it's half past eleven, I'd say that's lunch.

 * Nicholas Angel: I didn't mean to upset the apple cart.
 * DS Andy Cartwright: [sarcastic] Yeah, cause we all sell apples round here, don't we?
 * Danny Butterman: Your dad sells apples, Andy.
 * DC Andy Cartwright: And raspberries.
 * DS Andy Wainwright: I bet you can't wait to jump into Sergeant Popwell's grave.
 * Nicholas Angel: I'm not jumping into anyone's grave.
 * [DC Andy Wainwright takes a drink of his stout, leaving a residue of creamy foam over his large moustache]
 * Nicholas Angel: You've got a moustache.
 * DC Andy Wainwright: [with an immense attitude] I know.

 * Danny Butterman: Have you seen a lot of action, Sergeant Angel?
 * Nicholas Angel: I've experienced my fair share, yes.
 * Danny Butterman: You cook any fools?
 * Nicholas Angels: What?
 * Danny Butterman: Did you shoot anyone?
 * DS Andy Wainwright: He shot a crackhead with a Kalashnikov.
 * Danny Butterman: [impressed] Cor, where'd you get that?
 * Nicholas Angel: The offender had the Kalashnikov.
 * Danny Butterman: [still impressed] Cor, where'd he get that?

 * Danny Butterman: What's it like bein' stabbed?
 * Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life.
 * Danny Butterman: What was the second most painful?

 * DC Andy Cartwright: Everybody and their mums is packin' round here.
 * Nicholas Angel: Like who?
 * DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
 * Nicholas Angel: Who else?
 * DC Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

 * Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
 * Nicholas Angel: No.
 * Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
 * Nicholas Angel: No.
 * Danny Butterman: Have you ever been involved in a high speed pursuit?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes I have.
 * Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
 * Nicholas Angel: No!

 * [whilst giving a presentation to a gathering of school children]
 * Nicholas Angel: Police work is as much about preventing crime as it is about fighting crime. Most importantly it is about procedural correctness in the exercising of unquestionable moral authority. Any questions?
 * [Danny puts up his hand]
 * Nicholas Angel: [sotto] Yes?
 * Danny Butterman: Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
 * [Angel gives Danny a filthy look]

 * Peter Ian Staker: [on the phone, politely] Morning, the swan's escaped.
 * Nicholas Angel: [looking around the office, certain it is a prank] The swan's escaped. Right, and where has the swan escaped from, exactly?
 * Peter Ian Staker: The castle.
 * Nicholas Angel: Oh yeah, and who might you be?
 * Peter Ian Staker: Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
 * Nicholas Angel: [annoyed] PI Staker? Right, PISSTAKER! COME ON!
 * [cut to Angel, standing outside the castle in front of Peter Ian Staker]
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes Mr. Staker, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it?
 * Peter Ian Staker: It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill...
 * Nicholas Angel: Anything else?
 * Peter Ian Staker: Well... it's a swan.

 * Danny Butterman: Want anything from the shop?
 * Nicholas Angel: You've just been to the shop.
 * Danny Butterman: Thinkin' of a different shop.

 * [watching an elderly man in a large, thick green coat pass by]
 * Nicholas Angel: What about this guy?
 * Danny Butterman: [surprised] Mr. Treacher?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yeah, why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe' he's trying to hide something.
 * Danny Butterman: [incredulously] Mr. Treacher?
 * [Nicholas turns his attention to a young man in a purple track suit, whose baseball cap is pulled down over the top of his face and is hunched over]
 * Nicholas Angel: Okay, what about this guy? Why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
 * Danny Butterman: He's fuck-ugly?
 * Nicholas Angel: Or he doesn't want you to see his face.
 * Danny Butterman: 'CAUSE he's fuck-ugly.
 * Nicholas Angel: [turning his attention to yet another suspicious character, this time a tall, muscular brute] What's his story?
 * Danny Butterman: Oh, that's Lurch.
 * Nicholas Angel: Go on.
 * Danny Butterman: He's the trolley boy at the local supermarket.
 * Nicholas Angel: Uh-huh.
 * Danny Butterman: Real name Michael Armstrong.
 * Nicholas Angel: Mmm-hmm.
 * Danny Butterman: Dad says he's got a child's mind.
 * Nicholas Angel: Okay.
 * Danny Butterman: He lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.
 * Nicholas Angel: And are they as big as he is?
 * Danny Butterman: Who?
 * Nicholas Angel: The mum and the sister?
 * Danny Butterman: Same person.
 * Nicholas Angel: [Thinks on this briefly, then gives up] What shop were you thinking of?

 * [Nicholas has chased down the young man in the purple track suit, named Peter Cocker, who has stolen some cookies, and managed to catch him by hurling at him a can of spray paint he grabbed from a random teenager, which hit him square on the head]
 * Nicholas Angel: You do not have to say anything, however it may harm your defence if you fail to mention when questioned something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say can be given in evidence.
 * [Danny finally catches up to them]
 * Peter Cocker: Hi Danny.
 * Danny Butterman: [gasping] Hi Pete.
 * Nicholas Angel: Do you know this man?
 * Danny Butterman: Yeah, he's Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy.
 * Nicholas Angel: And it didn't occur to you to mention this before?
 * Danny Butterman: Couldn't see his face, could I? Not made of eyes!

 * [after arresting Peter Cocker for shoplifting, he takes him back to the station]
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: Impressive Collar. Shame Mr. Skinner doesn't wanna press charges.
 * Nicholas Angel: What do you mean, he doesn't wanna press charges?
 * Simon Skinner: [suddenly appears and starts offering the cookies that Peter stole to the police staff] I'm simply suggesting that young Peter be given a second chance, before he becomes just another crime statistic. I'm sure he's going to learn a valuable lesson.
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: Stealing biscuits is... wrong?
 * Simon Skinner: [offering him a cookie] Correct.
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: [eagerly] Oh, thanks!
 * Nicholas Angel: And yet we respond by not taking a single punitive measure?
 * Simon Skinner: [smiling with ill-concealed sarcasm] Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: [chuckles childishly whilst scoffing a cookie] It's like the biscuits, isn't it? [chuckles]
 * Nicholas Angel: Mr. Skinner--
 * Frank Butterman: Is everything all right?
 * Nicholas Angel: Well sir, Mr. Skinner feels that it would be better not to prosecute an individual who has committed a blatant offence.
 * Frank Butterman: [whilst eating dessert] Leave this with me. I'll make sure everyone gets their just desserts.
 * Music Cue: Oh no!

 * [Discussing Point Break]
 * Danny Butterman: Have you ever seen Point Break?
 * Nicholas Angel: No.
 * Danny Butterman: Amazing bit in Point Break where they jump over fences.
 * Nicholas Angel:[Sarcastically] Is there now?
 * Danny Butterman: Patrick Swayze has just robbed this bank, and Keanu Reeves is chasin' him through peoples' gardens, and then he goes to shoot Swayze but he can't because he loves him so much and he's firin' his gun up in the air and he's like 'ahhh!'
 * Nicholas Angel: Yep.
 * Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone 'ahhh'?
 * Nicholas Angel: [Annoyed] No I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone 'ahhh'!

 * [Nicholas and Danny have just pulled over a speeding vehicle. Nicholas confronts the driver, Martin Blower and his partner Eve Draper]
 * Martin Blower: [unctuously] Was I going a tad fast, officer?
 * Nicholas Angel: [reading his license] Yes you were Mister... Blower.
 * Martin Blower: Well now you see, we are staging a homage to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and we're a little late for the dress rehearsal. I'm playing the eponymous hero. [beat, smirks] Romeo, not Juliet. [Eve Draper giggles, annoyingly]
 * [he sees that Nicholas is copying down everything that he is saying on his notepad]
 * Martin Blower: What are you writing?
 * Nicholas Angel: Everything you're saying, I might need to refer to it later.
 * Martin Blower: Now officer, I am a respected solicitor so there's no need to-- look, just stop writing. Look, I am merely trying to explain why I might have exceeded the speed limit.
 * Nicholas Angel: [reading from his notepad] You're playing the male lead in a homage to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and you're late for the dress rehearsal. Do you think this is a sufficient reason to travel at 48 in a 30 zone?
 * Martin Blower: But I--
 * Nicholas Angel: To flout speed limits specifically put in place to save lives?
 * Martin Blower: Oh, now this is preposterous!
 * Nicholas Angel: [writing] 'Preposterous'.
 * Martin Blower: [exasperated] Look! Stop WRITING!
 * Nicholas Angel: 'Stop writing'.

 * [After the Romeo and Juliet performance]
 * Tim Messenger: Sergeant Angel, Hi hi. Quick word for the Sandford Citizen?
 * Nicholas Angel: Uh, it was very enjoyable.
 * Tim Messenger: 'Cop Enjoys Watching Young Lovers'?
 * Nicholas Angel: I don't think so.
 * Tim Messenger: 'Local Bobby Gives Thumbs Up to Teen Suicide'?
 * Nicholas Angel: That's just grossly inappropriate.

 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: Must have hit the sign at some speed. Took the whole top off.
 * PC Doris Thatcher: I've had my top off in this lay-by. Ha ha!
 * PC Bob Walker: Tits.
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: Most likely lost control here, left the road there, and ended up... here.

 * [Martin Blower and Eve Draper have been murdered and their death has been made to look like a vehicular accident]
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: So, what do we reckon? Sergeant Angel?
 * Nicholas Angel: Well, we should get a proper cordon off, screen the remains from public view. Close down the road until the ambulance crew arrives, whereupon we should open a single lane of traffic and ease congestion.
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: Very good. What he said.

 * [George Merchant's House has blown up with him inside and he's been incinerated to death]
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: So, what do we reckon? Angel?
 * Nicholas Angel: Huh?
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: Help me.
 * Nicholas Angel: Okay, we get a proper cordon up, we let the fire crews finish their stuff and then we get forensics in to do a thorough sweep of the house.
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: Very good. What he said.

 * DS Andy Wainwright: We're just hoping to talk to the last people to see Mr. Merchant alive. Namely a Sergeant Knicker-less Ass-wipe and Cunt-stable Fanny Butterbum.
 * Danny Butterman: [smiling] Hey, that's us!

 * [The Sandford Police Service have been convinced of the truth about Inspector Frank Butterman and the NWA and are about to storm the supermarket, minus PC Bob Walker, who's holding everything down]
 * Danny Butterman: What you thinking?
 * Nicholas Angel: Well...
 * Sgt. Tony Fisher: We should strike now, while we've got the element of surprise. Longer we wait, more time they've got to mobilize. I say we go in through the front entrance, take the place aisle by aisle. They won't be expecting that.
 * Nicholas Angel: Very good. What he said.

 * Danny Butterman: What made you wanna be a policeman?
 * Nicholas Angel: [correcting him] Officer.
 * Danny Butterman: What made you wanna be a policeman-officer?
 * Nicholas Angel: I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer, except in the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek; he was a sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode round in it every second I was awake, arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young but, it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
 * Danny Butterman: Sounds like a good bloke.
 * Nicholas Angel: Actually he was arrested for selling drugs to students.
 * Danny Butterman: What a cunt.
 * Nicholas Angel: Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds. Needless to say, I never went near it again. I just let it rust. But I never forgot the sense of right and wrong I learned behind the wheel of that pedal car. I had to prove to myself that the law was proper, and righteous, and for the good of human kind.
 * Danny Butterman: Shame.
 * Nicholas Angel: How so?
 * Danny Butterman: I think you'd have made a great Muppet.

 * Nicholas Angel: [Angel puts some coins in the swear box] LESLIE TILLER WAS FUCKING MURDERED!
 * DC Andy Cartwright: Just like Tim Messenger?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes!
 * DS Andy Wainwright: And George Merchant?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes!
 * DC Andy Cartwright: And Eve Draper?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes!
 * DS Andy Wainwright: Martin Blower?
 * Nicholas Angel: No, actually.
 * DS Andy Wainwright and DC Andy Cartwright: Really?
 * Nicholas Angel: 'COURSE HE FUCKING WAS! [Danny puts money in the swear box] Thank you Danny!
 * DS Andy Wainwright: Murder, murder, murder. Change the fuckin' record! [DC Cartwright puts money in the swear box] Thank you Andy.
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: Come on Sergeant, you've gotta accept that it was just another nasty accident.
 * Nicholas Angel: What are you suggesting? That Leslie Tiller tripped and fell on her own shears?
 * Seargent Tony Fisher: Ben Fletcher fell on his pitchfork the other week.
 * PC Doris Thatcher: Yeah, accidents happen all the time. What makes you think it was MURDER?
 * Nicholas Angel: BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!!
 * DC Andy Cartwright: There's a point. Why were you there?
 * Nicholas Angel: I was buying... Constable Butterman a Japanese peace lily for his birthday.
 * DS Andy Wainwright: What absolute horseshit!
 * Nicholas Angel: I chased a suspect from the scene! Innocent people don't run!
 * Seargent Tony Fisher: Maybe it was our old friend the Cactus Thief?
 * PC Doris Thatcher: Oh yeah, he was a prickly customer, weren't he? Ha ha!
 * Nicholas Angel: AM I GOING COMPLETELY MAD?!
 * DS Andy Wainwright: [Robert De Niro impression] Maybe you are. Maybe you did it.
 * DC Andy Cartwright: Seeing how you're such a big fan of murder!
 * Nicholas Angel: WHAT THE F-
 * Frank Butterman: Sergeant Angel?
 * Nicholas Angel: YES?! [calms down] Sir?

 * [preparing to watch an action movie]
 * Danny Butterman: Point Break or Bad Boys II?
 * Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
 * Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?
 * Nicholas Angel: You are pulling my leg.

 * Dr. Robin Hatcher: I told him several times that you shouldn't eat late at night.
 * PC Doris Thatcher: I don't know. Quite like a little midnight gobble. Ha ha!
 * PC Bob Walker: Cocks.

 * Danny Butterman: Do you really think this is murder?
 * Nicholas Angel: I just don't think we should rule it out, that's all.
 * PC Bob Walker: [walking past them with Saxon the police dog] I think you're talkin' a load of ol' shit.
 * Danny Butterman: He thinks you're talkin' a load of ol' shit. Swings and roundabouts, innit?

 * [after Danny accidentally shoots Doctor Hatcher on his rifle range at the church fete]
 * Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
 * Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.
 * Danny Butterman: I've never shot anyone before.
 * Nicholas Angel: Believe me Danny, it's not something you ever get used to.
 * Danny Butterman: Yeah. Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle to take our minds off it.

 * Leslie Tiller: You know that feller who blew up?
 * Nicholas Angel: George Merchant?
 * Leslie Tiller: Well, George Merchant- God rest him- wanted to buy this land, so he sent round his legal fella, Martin Blower- God rest him. I thought I might take them up on it, as I haven't really got much family round here, save my cousin Sissy, so I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey. Would you like a card with this?
 * Nicholas Angel: No, sorry, you were talking about the offer?
 * Leslie Tiller: Well, it turns out that Martin Blower- God rest him- knew where the new bypass road was going, because he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council- God rest her. And then that reporter- God rest him- finds out about the route and tells me this land is very valuable, ten times what George Merchant and Martin Blower- God rest them- offered me. So with them up and passed on, I decided to sell it on myself to some folks from the city that Martin, George and Eve- God rest the lot of 'em- had all been talking to. Apparently they want to build a big shopping center or something. Course, cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that but, as far as I am concerned, cousin Sissy can go and fu--
 * Nicholas Angel: Would you excuse me for just one second?

 * Joyce Cooper: I'm Joyce Cooper, and I trust you had a pleasant trip. Fascist!
 * Nicholas Angel: I beg your pardon?
 * Joyce Cooper: [indicating her crossword] "System of government, characterised by extreme dictatorship," Seven across.
 * Nicholas Angel: Oh, I see. It's "Fascism."
 * Joyce Cooper: "Fascism?" Wonderful. [checking her register] Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you there.
 * [Nicholas glances at the sleeping Bernard]
 * Nicholas Angel: Well, actually, uh, I could probably make my own way up. Hag!
 * Joyce Cooper: [looking up] I beg your pardon?
 * Nicholas Angel: [indicating the crossword] "Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly". It's twelve down.
 * Joyce Cooper: Oh! Bless you.

 * Joyce Cooper: [appears from behind a car during the climactic shootout, moments before firing a machine gun at Angel] FASCIST!
 * Nicholas Angel: [after defeating her] HAG.

 * [Lurch has tried to kill Angel in his hotel suite]
 * Simon Skinner: [over the walkie talkie] Michael? Michael! Are you there? Michael! Is everything okay?
 * Nicholas Angel: [imitating Lurch] Yarp.
 * Simon Skinner: Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
 * Nicholas Angel: Yarp.
 * Simon Skinner: He's not gonna get back up again?
 * Nicholas Angel: [nervously] ...Narp?
 * Simon Skinner: [brief pause] Good. Proceed to the castle.

 * Nicholas Angel: [revealing himself to the NWA] I'm arresting you under suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder.

[NWA Members laugh]
 * Tom Weaver: Oh come, come Sergeant!
 * Nicholas Angel: You should be ashamed! Calling yourself "a community that cares"!
 * Reverend Phillip Shooter: Oh, but we do care Nicholas!
 * Joyce Cooper: It's all about the greater good!
 * NWA Members: [echoing in agreement] The greater good...
 * Nicholas Angel: How can this be for the greater good?
 * NWA Members: [echoing] The greater good...
 * Simon Skinner: You see, much as I enjoyed your wild theories, Sergeant, the truth is far less complex. Blower's fate was simply the result of his being... an appalling actor.
 * NWA Members: [echoing] Appalling...
 * Nicholas Angel: You murdered him for that?
 * Simon Skinner: Well, he murdered Bill Shakespeare.
 * Nicholas Angel: What? ...Oh.
 * James Reaper: The dramatic society is an important feather in our cap.
 * Dr. Robin Hatcher: We couldn't let Blower jeopardize that. Not when we had two semi-professionals waiting in the wings.
 * Simon Skinner: Let's not forget that Greg was an extra in Straw Dogs and Sherry portrayed a cadaver in Prime Suspect.
 * Nicholas Angel: Yes, I know!
 * Annette Roper: Martin Blower was less concerned with the reputation of the village than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper!
 * Nicholas Angel: And so Eve deserved to die too?
 * Dr. Robin Hatcher: Well, she did have a very annoying laugh.
 * NWA Members: [echoing] Annoying...
 * Nicholas Angel: And George Merchant?
 * Simon Skinner: He had an awful house.
 * NWA Members: [echoing] Awful...
 * Roy Porter: We begged him in vain to make his residence more in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic.
 * Nicholas Angel: And what about Tim Messenger? What was his crime?
 * Simon Skinner: Tim Messenger's tenure as editor of the "Sandford Citizen" has been unbearable!
 * James Reaper: Our once great paper had become riddled with tabloid journalism, not to mention persistent errors!
 * Roy Porter: He listed her age as 55!
 * Mary Porter: When actually I'm 53!
 * Nicholas Angel: What about Leslie Tiller, one of your own? Her horticultural expertise helped put Sandford on the map!
 * Joyce Cooper: Oh, she was ever so good.
 * Simon Skinner: Cousin Leslie was a terrible shame...but it seems she was set on moving away.
 * Tom Weaver: We couldn't have her sharing her green fingers with anyone else...
 * Reverend Phillip Shooter: Not least those heathens at Buford Abbey!
 * Dr. Robin Hatcher: If we can't have her, no one can.
 * Nicholas Angel: How can this be for the greater good?
 * NWA Members: [echoing] The greater good...
 * Nicholas Angel: SHUT IT! These people died for no reason! No reason whatsoever!
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: I wouldn't say that. [Nicholas turns to see Frank dressed in the Policeman's uniform from the office at the station and is horrified] Hello Nicholas. I was like you once. I believed in the immutable word of the law, that is until the night Mrs. Butterman was taken from me. You see, no one loved Sandford more than her. She was head of the Women's Institute, chair of the Floral Committee. When they started the Village of the Year Contest, she worked around the clock. I'd never seen such dedication. On the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travelers moved into Calahoon Park, and before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers.
 * NWA Members: [echoing] Crusty jugglers...
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: We lost the title, and Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge. From that moment on, I swore that I would do her proud and whatever the cost, we would make Sandford great again.
 * Nicholas Angel: Sir, this doesn't make any sense.
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: The adjudicators arrive tomorrow. We had to get everything ready.
 * Nicholas Angel: [disgusted] Are you saying this is all about winning the Best Village award?
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: This is the Best Village, Nicholas. You've seen the people. They're happy. Contented.
 * Nicholas Angel: They're living in a dream world!
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: Sergeant Popwell thought much the same as you. I'm disappointed you can't see the bigger picture.
 * Nicholas Angel: Well I'm happy to disappoint you, sir! And I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me. You are all going to have to come with me.
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: No Nicholas, I'm afraid it is you who is going to have to come with us...

 * Danny: [opening up his trunk to and revealing the ketchup pouch to Nicholas] Ta-daa...
 * Nicholas: What are you doing?!
 * Danny: Saving your skin!
 * Nicholas: This is murder!
 * Danny: It's not murder, it's ketchup!
 * Nicholas: I'm not talking about that! I'm talking about the others!
 * Danny: What others?
 * Nicholas: The others the NWA have murdered.
 * Danny: That's not true.
 * Nicholas: IT IS!!
 * Danny: Dad just said that it was his special club-- I thought it was about rapping people on the knuckles and sending them on their way.
 * Nicholas: There are skeletons back there!
 * Danny: I don't know nothing about no "skelingtons."
 * Nicholas: What do you think was happening?!
 * Danny: Not this!
 * Nicholas: It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner!
 * Danny: [defensive] He's not Judge Judy and executioner!
 * Nicholas: He is! You've got to help me take him down!
 * Danny: I can't. He's my dad. Take my car. Go back to London. There's nothing you can do.
 * Nicholas: I can come back. I can come back and bring the blue fury of the Metropoitan Police Service with me!
 * Danny: They'll make it dissapear. Who are they going to believe? My dad or a "looney London police officer?"
 * Nicholas: [grabbing Danny's jacket] But it won't be just me, will it?! We can do it together, you and me. PARTNERS!
 * Danny: Forget it, Nicholas. It's Sandford.

 * [shortly after returning to Sandford after faking his own death and tying up Farmer Reaper and his mother]
 * James Reaper: What are you going to do? Just walk in and arrest the whole village?
 * Nicholas Angel: [deep voice] Not exactly.

 * Reverend Phillip Shooter: Stop! Stop this, please! Let us stop this mindless violence! Nicholas my son, you may not be a man of God, but surely you are a man of peace.
 * Nicholas Angel: I may not be a man of god, Reverend, but I know right, and I know wrong, and I have the good grace to know which is which.
 * Reverend Phillip Shooter: Oh... fuck off, grasshopper! [produces two derringers from his robe sleeves and shoots Nicholas]
 * Danny Butterman: NO! [shoots the Reverend in the shoulder]
 * Reverend Phillip Shooter: AAAH! [falls to the ground] Jesus Christ!
 * Danny Butterman: NICHOLAS! NICHOLAS! [Nicholas looks up at him; his stab vest stopped the small-caliber bullets] I thought you was a goner.
 * Dr. Hatcher: DROP YOUR WEAPONS!
 * Danny Butterman: Doctor Hatcher, no!
 * Dr. Hatcher: Shut up, Danny! I brought you into this world, I think its rather fitting that I should be the one to take you out of it. You and your interfering little friend. Now... drop 'em.
 * [Danny throws his shotgun to the ground and it fires, blowing off Hatcher's toes on his right foot, Hatcher screams and falls to the ground]
 * Nicholas Angel: You're a doctor. Deal with it.
 * Danny Butterman: Yeah, motherfucker.
 * Nicholas Angel: Danny, let's roll.
 * Danny Butterman: What you thinking?
 * Nicholas Angel: Pub?

 * Inspector Frank Butterman: FREEZE! [the entire Sandford Police force storm into the pub] Officers, arrest this man. Danny, step away from the sergeant.
 * Danny Butterman: No, Dad.
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: Danny, you will do as you're told.
 * Danny Butterman: I'm not taking orders from you anymore!
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: [furious] Officers, arrest these men!
 * Nicholas Angel: Wait, wait! You can arrest us if you like, you can throw us in prison and go back to being blind, submissive slaves...or you can be real police officers and help us bring an end to this absurd story!
 * DC Andy Cartwright: [to DS Cartwright] What the fuck is he on about?
 * DS Andy Wainwright: [to Nicholas] Fuck are you on about?
 * Nicholas Angel: Have you ever wondered why the crime rate in Sandford is so low, and yet the accident rate is so high?
 * Sergeant Tony Fisher: No. Yeah. What?
 * Nicholas Angel: You've been brainwashed, Tony. Brainwashed into naivety by an old man with a murderous obsession!
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: This is ridiculous!
 * Danny Butterman: No it's not, Dad. It's all very un-ridiculous, and it's only now that I'm starting to realize how un-ridiculous it all is!
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: SILENCE, DANNY! Think of your mother.
 * Danny Butterman: Mum is dead, Dad. And for the first time in my life, you know, I'm glad. If she could see what you've become, I think she'd probably kill herself all over again.
 * PC Doris Thatcher: Sorry, I am completely lost.
 * Nicholas Angel: Sandford is a lie, Doris! For the last twenty years, the village has been controlled by Frank and the NWA. They've lulled everyone into thinking this is a perfect village and killed anyone who's threatened to change that. ''[long pause]
 * PC Bob Walker: I reckon he's got something there now.
 * Danny Butterman: He says he reckons you've got something there.
 * Nicholas Angel: I know.
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: You're not seriously going to believe this man, are you? ARE YOU?! HE ISN'T EVEN FROM ROUND HERE!
 * DS Andy Wainwright: Maybe...it's time to give it up, sir.
 * Inspector Frank Butterman: [furious] YOU INCOMPOTENT FLAT-FOOTS! [Frank shoots down the chandelier, using the confusion to make his escape]
 * Nicholas Angel: Officer Walker, stay here with Saxon and hold everything down.
 * PC Bob Walker: Fair Enough
 * Nicholas Angel: Officers, let's go!
 * Danny Butterman: What about Dad?
 * Nicholas Angel: He'll come around again. Want anything from the shop?

 * Danny Butterman: How's Lurch?
 * Nicholas Angel: He's in the freezer.
 * Danny Butterman: Did you say 'cool off'?
 * Nicholas Angel: No, I didn't say anything actually.
 * Danny Butterman: Shame.
 * Nicholas Angel: There was a bit earlier that you missed when I distracted him with a cuddly monkey, then I said 'playtime's over' and I hit him with the Peace Lily.
 * Danny Butterman: [gleefully] You're off the fuckin' chain!

 * [attempting an assault on the supermarket meat counter, with the attendants throwing knives at them]
 * Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
 * DC Andy Cartwright: Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery! What d'you reckon?
 * Nicholas Angel: [spies a line of trolleys at the opposite end of the aisle from the meat counter] Idea!

 * DC Andy Cartwright: Angel! Don't go being a twat now!
 * Nicholas Angel: [grinning] I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!

 * Danny Butterman: I'll drive!
 * Nicholas Angel: SHOTGUN! PUNCH...THAT...SHIT!!!

 * Simon Skinner: [Punching Angel with each word] GET! OUT! OF MY!! VILLAGE!!!
 * Nicholas Angel: [Grabs Skinner's fist] IT'S NOT YOUR VILLAGE ANY MORE!!! [Uppercuts him into a model building]

 * Chief Inspector: What do you say, Nicholas?
 * Met Inspector: We have been trying to reach you for days.
 * Nicholas Angel: Yeah, well, I've been kind of busy.
 * Met Sergeant: We need you back. The figures have gone a little squiffy in your absence, it has to be said.
 * Chief Inspector: Come back to London. Sandford’s hardly a fitting place for such an exceptional officer.
 * Nicholas Angel: Yeah. Well, the thing is, sir... [looks back at the model village] I kind of like it here. Besides, we have to do a considerable amount of paperwork.

Taglines

 * Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence.
 * They're bad boys. They're die hards. They're lethal weapons. They're the Fuzz.
 * Bring the noise.
 * They're gonna bust your arse.

Cast

 * — Sergeant Nicholas Angel
 * — PC Danny Butterman
 * Timothy Dalton — Simon Skinner
 * — Inspector Frank Butterman

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