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Tokyo Mew Mew

Tokyo Mew Mew also known as Mew Mew Power, is a shōjo (girl-oriented) manga and anime series, created by illustrator Mia Ikumi and writer Reiko Yoshida.

Tokyo Mew Mew a la Mode
Anime activity started in the mid twentieth century, when Japanese producers explored different avenues regarding the liveliness strategies likewise spearheaded in France, Germany, the United States and Russia. A claim for the soonest Japanese movement is Katsudō Shashin, an undated and private work by an obscure creator.[25] In 1917, the primary expert and freely showed works started to show up. Illustrators, for example, Ōten Shimokawa and Seitarou Kitayama delivered various works, with the most seasoned surviving film being Kouchi's Namakura Gatana, a two-minute clasp of a samurai endeavoring to test another sword on his objective just to endure defeat.[18][26][27] The 1923 Great Kantō tremor brought about boundless obliteration to Japan's foundation and the demolition of Shimokawa's distribution center, annihilating the greater part of these early works.
 * Berry: He's like a little monkey!
 * Berry: Tasuku, how long have you been here?!
 * Berry: Tasuku, what are you doing up there? You're going to hurt yourself! Tasuku: I just wanted to make sure you got your hug first thing in the morning!
 * Berry: Isn't it cool? I'm a Mew Mew!
 * Berry: I didn't check up on anything about this school except the uniform...

Tokyo Mew Mew (2002)

 * Taruto: Being human is inconvenient, isn't it? (Pudding doesn't respond) Hey. (Pudding opens her eyes) Tell me you're scared already!
 * Pudding: I'm not.
 * Taruto: Wait what!!
 * Tillie Plink: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah? Are you?
 * Pudding: I'm not alone. My friend is beside me.
 * Taruto: Friend??
 * Tillie Plink: (angry)  IT WAS LIKE 8 MINUTES WHEN TILLIE LEFT!!
 * Pudding: Tillie, just shut the heck up and stop it, you bandit! (turns back to Taruto) Yup. Me and Taru-Taru, we're friends.
 * Taruto: Stop kidding me! We're not friends! (Pudding smiles; Taruto looks paralyzed)

 * Kisshu: Going on a date with another guy? How naughty of you. You're my toy now.
 * Esme: Yeah! Why did you spank her?!

 * Ichigo: I'm sorry, for being so much trouble...Aoyama-kun, I love you very much.
 * Daizy: No, it wasn't! You're lying! (points at Ichigo's nose with her finger) Your nose will grow like Pinocchio's if you keep yourself to lie and LIE!!!

 * Ichigo: A lot of things have happened, but it was good to find a new friend.

 * Ichigo: It's finally Sunday, and why do I have to help out at the store?!

 * Lettuce: Ichigo-san is pretty absorbed when it comes to Aoyama-kun.

 * Ichigo: (as a cat) That's the first time I went to Aoyama-kun's house. Maybe it's not bad being a cat after all.

 * Ichigo: (after transforming into a cat) NYAAAA! I TURNED INTO A CAT!

 * Ichigo: That's enough from you. You're just a kid!
 * Tart: J-just a kid?! Take that back, you old bat!!
 * Ichigo: Ol-old bat?! Runt!! Runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt runt!
 * Tart: Shut up!! Don't call me a runt!!

 * Mint: I must have tea daily.
 * Ichigo: Mint!! You can't just sit there and drink tea all day!!
 * Mint: It's a part of my daily routine. *Takes a sip* Shouldn't you be working, Ichigo?
 * Lettuce: If I'm curvy, does that mean I'm fat?

 * Ichigo (hiding behind a tree) : I'm sorry, Aoyama-kun... I don't like to fight, but... (the camera pulls out to reveal Kisshu behind her)
 * Kisshu: We meet again, babe. (Ichigo turns around)
 * Ichigo: Ack! You- (flashback of their kiss)
 * Kisshu: Thanks for that kiss that time. But this time, we're going a little deeper. (Ichigo turns blue) What are you thinking about? Ah, I see my kiss was good, huh? Shall we try once more?
 * Ichigo: Get out of here weirdo! (she swings her leg out) Like I'd do that again!
 * Kisshu: As usual, like a tomboy.

 * Kisshu: Hey, kitty. (Ichigo looks up and sees a shadow) This is where we first met, isn’t it? (He flies down to her) You've gained a little weight, huh?
 * Ichigo: Don't! (She pushes him away)
 * Kisshu: You're always so aggressive.
 * Ichigo: What did you come here for? (Kishu's facial expression changes) W-What?
 * Kisshu (pointing at Ichigo): I came to pick you up. (his eyes glow, Ichigo runs away, but runs into a dead end) Too bad... Let's go, Ichigo.
 * Ichigo (backing up): No!
 * Kisshu: Come on already. Even if you say "no", I'm taking you. I've already decided.

 * Kisshu: I came all the way to pick you up, so come with me.
 * Ichigo: Uh Uhhh! I have an important date! I don't have time for this!
 * Kisshu (walking toward Ichigo): You better come with me. Or I will take you with me.
 * Masaya (thinking): What's this uneasy feeling? Ichigo, did something happen?
 * Kisshu: Come with me, Ichigo. Let's go... Come on. (he lunges for Ichigo, she tries to run, but he grabs her by the neck and pulls her backwards toward his lips)
 * Ichigo: No!
 * Kisshu: Why won't you do as I say?
 * Ichigo: Why should i listen to you anyway? (Kisshu looks hurt)
 * Kisshu: "Why"...? Ichigo... (Ichigo looks confused) I went through the trouble of coming to pick you up... Now come with me... Just the two of us... To a world with nobody else, and without fighting.
 * Ichigo: Huh? What? What are you talking about, Kisshu?
 * Kisshu: This is the only way. This is the only option (he lets go of her neck and turns her around close to him)
 * Ichigo: I don't understand. I don't get what you mean! (Kisshu pulls her closer to him grabbing her wrist)
 * Kisshu: Let's go. (Ichigo shakes her head) Don't be scared. I know you'll understand. You'll come with me, right? (Ichigo shakes her head again) I said this much, and you still don't understand?! (he flies up with Ichigo, but she remains on the ground) Come! Come already, Ichigo!
 * Ichigo: I can't! I can't do that, Kisshu! I want to go see Aoyama-kun! He's the only one for me. (Kisshu looks hurt again, and finally lets Ichigo go)
 * Kisshu: Ichigo, you're still thinking about that human? So you won't come with me no matter what? (a sword appears in his hand) If you don't come, I'll kill you!
 * Ichigo:''(Gasps)

 * Taruto: Hey, what are you doing, being buried? (he grabs on Pudding's tail, and pulls her out of the ground) The exit's blocked. It serves you right!
 * Pudding: Thank you! Thanks for helping me out. Wait a second. (she reaches into one of her pockets, and takes something out) Here.
 * Taruto: What's this? (camera zooms in to show a piece of candy in Pudding's hand)
 * Pudding: That's a present for saving me.
 * Taruto (pointing at him): For me?
 * Pudding: Sure! (Taruto takes the candy and looks at it)
 * Taruto: Stop fooling around! Why should I have that?
 * Pudding: Listen, Taruto... You don't have to act like a bad guy. You know, we can't fight in here anyway. (Taruto's face twists up with anger)
 * Taruto: I can get out of here easily by teleportation! You're the one who's in trouble here! (Pudding giggles; Taruto sticks his tongue out)

 * Taruto: Listen. The exit's blocked, which means you can't get out of here. You'll die here!
 * Pudding: Someone will come and save us.
 * Taruto: Forget it... Since the Chimera Animal is now digging uncontrollably, the dome will soon collapse and you'll be as flat as a pancake. So. Are you scared now? (Pudding giggles) What's so funny? (Pudding scoots closer to him)
 * Pudding: In that case, we will be turned into fossils, together. (she giggles again)
 * Taruto: Like I said, I can get out of here easily.
 * Pudding: So... (she grabs Taruto's hand) let's hold hands.
 * Taruto (taking back his hand): Why?! What are you up to?!
 * Pudding: I think if we're going to become fossils, it'd be more fun to be smiling and holding hands.
 * Taruto: ...You're so weird.

 * Taruto (after teleporting with Pudding in his arms and putting her down, and trying to wake her up): Hey, how much longer are you going to sleep? (Pudding wakes up)
 * Pudding: Taru-taru!
 * Taruto: Stop calling me that! (Pudding gets up)
 * Pudding: Those are...? So you saved my life, Taru-taru?
 * Taruto: I told you to stop calling me that! (Pudding smiles)
 * Pudding: Thank you, Taru-taru! (Taruto looks embarrassed; Pudding rushes to him) You're a friend!! (she hugs him) My friend, friend, friend! (Taruto pushes her away)
 * Taruto: Stop! (he flies up) Listen. I only saved your life because I haven't seen you crying yet! (he flies away, Pudding giggles; he opens his hand with the candy in it, laughs, and teleports)

 * Lettuce: That woman was very pretty.
 * Mint: Zakuro onee-sama was not bad too.
 * Ichigo: By the way, do you know where Pudding is?
 * Pudding (still wrestling with Taruto): Pudding wants that Mew Aqua!
 * Taruto: Don't act like a baby! I want it, too!
 * Pudding: You are the baby!
 * Pai: That's not a Mew Aqua...
 * Kisshu: They seem to be having fun, and its funny.
 * Taruto: YOU are the baby! Hands off!
 * Pudding: No, you let go!

 * Ichigo (after Alto saved her): Alto.
 * Alto: C'mon, we're going! (he runs)
 * Ichigo: Oh, uhh... (she runs after him)
 * Alto: We'll be fine here. (Ichigo pants) See ya.
 * Ichigo: Yep, thank you. (Alto walks away, but stops)
 * Alto: Oh, yeah, you're the kissing maniac, right?
 * Ichigo: Huh? What? (Alto kisses her; he leaps and walks away)
 * Alto: See ya. (Ichigo picks him up, and he meows a lot)
 * Ichigo: Alto, what's with you? Apart from anything else, why do you always save me when I'm in trouble? You're like the Blue Knight. (she smiles) That can't be true. I'm always troubling you. (she holds him) I'll treat you to a can of cat food, so let's go. (she walks away; Alto squirms and meows)
 * Alto: It's at the limit. (Alto meows and glows blue)
 * Ichigo: Huh? What? (Ichigo falls back, he changes to a human)
 * Ryou: I'm out of time.
 * Ichigo (paralyzed): Shi-Shi-Shi... Shirogane!?
 * Ryou: Yo, are you doing good? Just kidding. (he gets up) Well, that's what's with me. Can't do much now you've found out. (he walks away)
 * Ichigo: No way, Shirogane's... Alto!?

 * Zakuro: Return this stone. (Pai turns around; Zakuro uses her whip) Ribbon Zakuro Spear! (Pai flies up and avoids the attack)
 * Pai: Cut it out. We don't want to fight for nothing.
 * Zakuro: What do you mean?
 * Pai: It's an ordinary stone that reacts to Mew Aqua. It doesn't have any value - for both of us. '(he drops it; Zakuro rushes and catches it)''
 * Zakuro: It is not just an ordinary stone, ...for girls, at least.

 * Ryou (after kissing Ichigo and turning her into a cat): Idiot! Now isn't the time to feel sorry for me. (Ichigo meows angrily; Keiichiro picks her up)
 * Keiichiro: We are sorry. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to help you return to normal. (Ichigo lets out a frightened meow; Lettuce, Pudding, and Mint fall in the room)
 * Ryou: You guys... (he walks out of the room; Ichigo runs over to Pudding and kisses her)
 * Ichigo: Shirogane! (Ryou turns around)
 * Ryou: Hmm?
 * Ichigo: I'll never... I'll never ever feel pity for you!
 * Ryou: That's a good thought. (Ichigo walks up to him)
 * Ichigo: But... I'll do my best. (she runs away; Ryou looks at her as she runs)

 * Keiichiro: Yeah, he's on the second floor...but right now, probably...
 * Ichigo: Then I'll go see Shirogane. (she runs up the stairs) Shirogane? Shirogane! (she knocks on Ryou's door) Hey, answer me. (she opens the door a crack; she sees Ryou without his shirt on) (thinking) W-what... How come he looks like that? (she looks at Ryou's room) A bed... and a computer only...? It seems kind of lonely. And yeah, how come he lives in a place like this? He's a high school student, but he runs this place. ...and how come he knows about aliens? (opens the door a little bit more) And he's always... with me- (Ryou looks at her)
 * Ryou: G-gahhhHHHH~?!!
 * Ichigo: WUAHHhh~!
 * Ryou: What're you doing peeping at me!!?
 * Ichigo: Well, hurry up, and put on some clothes! (Ryou quickly puts on his shirt)
 * Ryou: What do you want?
 * Ichigo: No, nothing! (she runs away quickly)

 * Mint (while Ichigo's walking up to Deep Blue with the bell): Stop, Ichigo. It's dangerous. (Ichigo continues walking, and stops in front of Deep Blue)
 * Ichigo: Aoyama-kun gave me this bell. It's my number one treasure. (she rings the bell; Deep Blue swats the bell out of Ichigo's hand; Ichigo whimpers, and falls down to her knees in front of Deep Blue; Zakuro picks up the bell)
 * Lettuce: Aoyama-san, you really don't know Ichigo-san?
 * Mint: Didn't you become the Blue Knight in order to protect Mew Ichigo? I was always admiring the relationship you two shared. Nevertheless, this is too cruel.

 * (After the other Mew Mews have been attacked by Deep Blue)
 * Mew Ichigo: (rushing to them) Mint!
 * (She takes Mint's hand, only for Mint to swat it away. Mint then slaps Mew Ichigo across the face. Mew Ichigo holds her reddened cheek in shock)
 * Mint: Get it together, Mew Ichigo! It’s painful, but how long do you intend to act like a spoiled child?! That‘s not Ichigo!
 * (Mew Ichigo gasps softly)
 * Mint: The real Ichigo certainly always acts like a fool, but she’s always trying her hardest. How long are you going to weep for?

 * Kisshu: But be prepared... my purpose here today is to take Ichigo back to our world, then she will be mine forever.
 * Ichigo (thinking): It's the second floor, but I have to try. (Masha flies up to Kisshu, but gets swatted away; Kisshu sees Ichigo climb out of her window, and fall out) Wuahh! It's just too high! (she grabs a tree limb, but falls down) Wuahh, luckily I have these cat-like powers. (Kisshu laughs)
 * Kisshu: Wow, you really try hard. (Ichigo runs away) Okay, now it's my turn! (he flies after Ichigo; Ichigo coughs) You can run, but you won't get far.
 * Ichigo: Shut up! It's fault for picking such a time!
 * Kisshu: I couldn't help it. If we're to take Ichigo, there's no better chance. (he throws infusers at Ichigo) If you think your friends are going to save you, then you can stop hoping. (Ichigo turns her head slightly) At this same moment, Chimera Animals are striking all over the place. (he continues to throw infusers)
 * Ichigo: (stops to breathe and then runs)

Mew Mew Power

 * Mew Mews: Mew Mew style, Mew Mew grace, Mew Mew power in your face!

 * Corina: I've dealt with these kinds of divas before! I'm a dancer!

 * Zoey: Ew! Who is that?
 * Corina: No one I know.

 * Zoey: Guy there! I mean, hi there!

 * Renee (to Gretchen): Now get out there and shine.

 * Dren: Well, it's about time. I though those two would never come out of that fun house. Let's see if kitty cat can handle this one.

 * Dren: I've got plans for you, pretty kitty. So just play nice, and don't try any of those tired, old Mew Mew tricks.
 * Minimew: That's it! He can't talk to you like that, Zoey! I'll show him! Attack! (he flies up to Dren, who swats him away)
 * Dren: Huh? (Zoey jumps out of her window)
 * Zoey: I guessed I should have transformed first! (she grabs a tree, but slips down to the root) (thinking): I think I just split a seam in my jammies. (Dren laughs)
 * Dren: I didn't know you were a tree hugger. (Zoey growls and runs away) Tag, I'm it! (he flies after Zoey; Zoey coughs) Didn't Mama tell you not to run outside in your P.J.s?
 * Zoey: Well, Mama never thought I'd be chased by aliens!
 * Dren: Aw, she didn't, did she? Well, here's something else she didn't plan on. (he tosses a few bomb-like infusers at Zoey) If you think that's bad, you should see what your friends are getting.
 * Zoey: Huh?
 * Dren: That's right, schnookums. Your teammates can't save you this time. (he continues throwing infusers at Zoey)

 * Dren (to the Blue Knight): Find your own toy to play with! Zoey's mine!

 * Elliot: Piece 'a cake.
 * Zoey: What do you mean "piece 'a cake"?
 * Wesley: He means she'll get over it.
 * Zoey: But how can you be over it?
 * Elliot: Actually, I was just wondering if anyone wanted a piece of cake.
 * Zoey: Elliot, this is serious! Corina could be scarred for life; she's completely out of it! And why didn't you tell us that the fifth Mew Mew would be a lone-wolf drama-queen like Renée?
 * Elliot: Yeah... (Zoey growls; a red mark appears on her head; Bridget pales)
 * Kikki (nervously): The red mark? That means she's about to explode.
 * Zoey: Listen, Elliot, Renée may be the fifth Mew Mew, but she has no interest in joining up with us! And if we really need her, then we're in big trouble! And if I've been going through all this for no reason, then somebody's gonna pay, and it's probably gonna be you! And why do we need Renée anyway? We're strong enough the way we are! (Corina passes by with a vase full of flowers; Wesley, Elliot, Kikki, and Bridget all stare at her) I mean, the last time, Dren did have some weird new predasite. But still, I think we can take him! (she turns around) Huh? Huh?!
 * Elliot: Sorry, Zoey. Now what was it you were saying? (Zoey growls; two red marks appear on her head)
 * Zoey (angrily): YOU HEARD ME, ELLIOT!
 * Elliot (calmly): Look, if Renée said she doesn't want to join the Mew Mews, you'll just have to explain to her she's making a big mistake.
 * Zoey: YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S GONNA LISTEN TO THAT?!
 * Tillie Plink: (laughs; imitating Zoey) You really think she's gonna listen to that, well done for 8 weeks! Hahahahahah!!
 * Elliot: Yeah. (Zoey groans and tilts her head)

 * Elliot: Aren't you having a good time?.
 * Bridget: (laughs) Sure, I am.
 * Elliot: Yeah right, and I'm Mr. Congeniality.
 * Miss Rabbit: (yelling at the students in the lecture preservice) I SAID WRITE AN ESSAY! I'LL BE  RIGHT  BACK!
 * Bridget: Sometimes I think the girls would better off without me Elliot, I mean, I try really hard but I don't think I'm good enough.
 * Elliot: You know, you need to stop being so hard on yourself, you're plenty good enough, you just need to let go of your fear and find strength within, trust me everything you need is right there inside, ok? (He leaves)
 * Bridget: (Surprised) Thanks Elliot.

 * Bridget: Gretchen was almost prettier than Renée.
 * Corina: Nobody could be prettier than Renée!
 * Zoey: Hey, whatever happened to Kikki?
 * Kikki (still wrestling with Tarb): YOU'LL NEVER GET BLUE AQUA!
 * Tarb: VICTORY WILL BE OURS!
 * Kikki: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
 * Tarb: OUCH! YOU BIT ME!
 * Miss Rabbit (more loudly): SHUT UP AND  WRITE 'EM!!  (Kikki and Tarb flinch from Miss Rabbit's extreme fury)
 * Sardon: Should we tell them it wasn't Blue Aqua?
 * Dren: Why stop them now? They're having too much fun.
 * Tarb: LET GO OF MY EAR!
 * Kikki: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

 * Renée: I'll be taking that necklace now. (Sardon turns around)
 * Sardon: Hmm? (Renée uses her Purple Dagger, but Sardon flies up and avoids the attack) That's enough! No need to waste your energy!
 * Renée: You afraid to lose?
 * Tillie Plink (as a teacher; very loudly): ONE: FUCK YOU! TWO: SCREW IT UP! THREE: KISS MY ASS GOODBYE! AND FOUR: WRITE BULLSHIT ESSAYS! (throws Dren's pencil at a window, causing it to shatter in massive pieces; Dren gasps)
 * Sardon: This gem merely reacts to Blue Aqua, but it is not the real thing. No sense in fighting over something that has no value whatsoever. (he drops the Rainbow Necklace; Renée lunges for and grabs it)
 * Renée: Someone loves this little Rainbow Stone. That gives it plenty of value.

 * Wesley: Look, ask Elliot what he thinks. Maybe he can steer you in the right direction.
 * Zoey: Yeah. Great idea, Wesley! (she runs up the stairs)
 * Wesley: But I think he's busy now!
 * Zoey: Elliot? Elliot. (she knocks on Elliot's door) Hey, are you in there? It's Zoey. I know he's home. (she opens the door a crack) Huh? (she sees Elliot without his shirt on) (thinking) Huh? What in the- What a goofball! He's posing for himself! (looking around his room) Hmm. So this is what his room looks like; pretty empty. Must need room for his ego. Wonder what makes him tick. Wonder what people would think if they saw my room. Wonder what-
 * Elliot: HEY! (Zoey screams) What are you doing spying on me?! You're like some kind of kid sister! Beat it, you pest!
 * Zoey: I was not spying! And I'm not a chest! (Elliot puts his shirt on) I mean, pest!
 * Elliot: Did you want something?
 * Zoey: Yeah right! (runs away angrily)

 * Zoey: All right. I have this meeting to demand better working conditions.
 * Elliot: Come off it, Zoey. Lives are at stake. Now isn't the time to be demanding anything. What's been up with your attitude lately?
 * Zoey: Attitude?
 * Elliot: Yeah. Not seeing your boyfriend enough? (Zoey growls, and turns red) (echoing): Not seeing your boyfriend enough? Your boyfriend enough... Your boyfriend enough... Your boyfriend enough... Enough... Enough... Enough... (Zoey screams)
 * Zoey: HOW DARE YOU BE SO CONDESCEDING?! YOU LISTEN HERE, MISTER, WE WILL NO LONGER GIVE UP ALL OUR PRECIOUS FREE TIME, SEARCHING FOR SOME DUMB HUNK OF CRYSTAL THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE BURIED UNDER THIS HUGE CITY! (Renée, Corina, Bridget, and Kikki all nod) ARE YOU WITH ME?!
 * Elliot: Oh yeah? Well, that's too bad!
 * Zoey (with her cat ears and tail out): You're nothing, but a slave-driver. And I've one more thing to say to you, boss-man: (she turns around and stamps out) I - AM - OUTTA HERE!
 * Wesley: Zoey, wait! (Zoey slams the door shut) So... I'd say we handled that well.

The Mew Kid in Town

 * Mark: (to Zoey) Hey, so I heard we have this sub today in history that looks just like a lizard, right down to the whole quick tongue flick thing between sentences...
 * Evil Widget: Shut up! Witches don't fly and  I MEAN IT!!

Mew Two

 * Zoey: (to Elliot about the cafe interior) So you guys designed this place? This is your top-secret headquarters? *giggles* It's very manly! *giggles*
 * SpongeBob: It's not funny! (slaps Zoey across the face in a violent manner)

 * Corina: (When Zoey tries to return the handkerchief after washing it.) Oh don't give it back. You've soiled it.
 * Zoey: Yes, but (noticing about SpongeBob for what he did to her earlier) he bickered me in the face!

Pooltergeist

 * Bridget: (Justifying being bossed around by the popular girls) So, by the associative principle, I figure, if I do stuff for them, then they'll be my friends.

 * Zoey: Why?
 * Corina: To see the ghost, silly!
 * Zoey: I'm going home! No matter what!
 * Corina: No matter what?
 * Zoey: No matter what.

 * Zoey: [being dragged by Corina to Bridget's school via leash] Have I mentioned I'm afraid of ghosts?

 * Corina: What's that scary noise I keep hearing?
 * Zoey: (panicking) Ahh-h-h-h-h! (Corina blows on Zoey's neck) Eahh!
 * Corina: Heh, heh! Oh well, I guess it was just my imagination. Sorry to scare you.
 * Zoey: Can we go home now?
 * Corina: Go home? Whatever do you mean?  We have to check inside!
 * Zoey: [As they explore the classrooms] Great. It's even creepy in here then it is outside...

 * Corina: (While talking down an upset Bridget) You've always got this dull ache in your heart, like you ate bad sushi.

The Lion Thing

 * Zoey (hiding behind a tree): Sorry, Mark, but right now, I've got to do something that you just wouldn't understand...
 * Dren: What? You mean you didn't tell him about us?
 * Zoey (she turns around): It's you!
 * Dren: Now how do you think that makes me feel? If I didn't know any better, I might think you like him better than you like me. (Zoey's face turns blue as she moans) Perhaps it's time we told him. Huh? What do you think? You know you like me better than that simple schoolboy. Why don't we go find him right now?
 * Zoey: I don't think so. (she swings her leg out to kick Dren) Get outta here!
 * Dren: Ha! You know, I kinda like it when you get feisty.
 * Zoey: I'm gonna get a lot feistier!
 * Dren: Good, 'cause you're gonna need to, kitty cat.

title: Tokyo Mew Mew


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Fulton J. Sheen

Archbishop Fulton John Sheen (8 May 1895 – 9 December 1979), born Peter John Sheen, was television's first preacher of note, in the early 1950s on the DuMont Television Network, and later on ABC, He is venerated in the Catholic Church, having been declared Venerable by Pope Francis. His feast day is celebrated every year on 9 December.

Quotes

 * If there is continuity in the universe, it is fitting that there should be intelligent beings without bodies which are called angels.
 * God and Intelligence in Modern Philosophy (1925). p. 86

 * If all things in this universe exist, it is because they participate in the Being of God, if there are some things with life, it is because they are reflections of the life of God; if there are beings endowed with intellect and will — like men and angels — it's because they are a participation of the Sovereign Intellect which is God.
 * Religion Without God (1928). p. 90

 * America, it is said, is suffering from intolerance — it is not. It is suffering from tolerance. Tolerance of right and wrong, truth and error, virtue and evil, Christ and chaos. Our country is not nearly so overrun with the bigoted as it is overrun with the broadminded.
 * "A Plea For Intolerance" (1931)

 * Tolerance is an attitude of reasoned patience toward evil … a forbearance that restrains us from showing anger or inflicting punishment. Tolerance applies only to persons … never to truth.
 * "A Plea For Intolerance" (1931)

 * Since a week ago last Saturday, we can no longer expect them to defend the law of God. These sects will work out the very logic of their ways, and in 50 or 100 years there will be only the Catholic Church and paganism. We will be left to fight the battle alone, and we will."
 * Quoted in The Birth Control Review, May 1931, volume XV, no. 5., pp. 143-144. Reaction to the report of the Federal Council of Churches in America which, in March 1931, "endorsed 'the careful and restrained use of contraceptives by married people,' while at the same time conceding that 'serious evils, such as extramarital sex relations, may be increased by general knowledge of contraceptives.'"

 * There are not a hundred people in America who hate the Catholic Church. There are millions of people who hate what they wrongly believe to be the Catholic Church — which is, of course, quite a different thing.
 * Foreword to Radio Replies Vol. 1, (1938) page ix

 * The principle of democracy is a recognition of the sovereign, inalienable rights of man as a gift from God, the Source of law.
 * Whence Come Wars (1940), p. 60

 * All our anxieties relate to time. … The major problems of psychiatry revolve around an analysis of the despair, pessimism, melancholy, and complexes that are the inheritances of what has been or with the fears, anxieties, worries, that are the imaginings of what will be.
 * "Sanctifying the Moment" in Lift Up Your Heart (1950)

 * It takes three to make love.
 * Three to get married (1951), p. 11

 * The nobler our loves, the nobler our character. To love what is below the human is degradation; to love what is human for the sake of the human is mediocrity; to love the human for the sake of the Divine is enriching; to love the Divine for its own sake is sanctity.
 * Three to get married (1951), p. 11

 * No one can understand Communism who does not believe in the devil. The Communists believe in the devil. The Communists organized a so-called "patriotic" church. A few brain washed were to be in charge of the churches because they were loyal to the anti-God regime. One of the first orders given by the Communists to them was that the prayer to Prayer to Saint Michael be no longer said because it invoked the protection of St. Michael against "the wickedness and snares of the devil." As one Communist judge said: "We are those devils." It is hard for many in the free world to believe that there are not only bad men, but evil men. Bad men steal, rape, ravage and plunder. Evil men may not always do these things, but they seek to destroy goodness, virtue, morality, decency, truth and honor. Bad men who steal admit honesty; evil men who do not steal, call dishonesty "honesty," totalitarianism "democracy," slavery "freedom." Evil men can be nice at table, polite with women, courteous in Washington, refined in London and calm in Geneva. But the principle which guides their every move is the maxim of Lenin: every lie, trickery, knavery and deceit must be used to.
 * "Bishop Sheen Writes...Communism and Tragedy," The Toledo Blade, Sunday, July 26, 1959, sec. 2, p. 5.

 * The only argument the world will listen to now is the argument of personal holiness. It has heard all the rest and rejected them.
 * Retreat to Priests, Washington, D.C., p. 19, quoted in Bernard Hayes, C.R., To Live as Jesus Did (Locust Valley, N.Y.: Living Flame Press, 1981), p. 108. There is no book by Sheen with the title Retreat to Priests. Hayes is presumably quoting from a transcription of Sheen's 1974 retreat for priests of the Washington diocese. This was recorded on reel-to-reel tape and later issued in nine 60-minute tapes under the title Renewal and Reconciliation.

 * Some will not look on suffering because it creates responsibility.
 * Those Mysterious Priests (1974), p. 66

 * Too many people get credit for being good, when they are only being passive. They are too often praised for being broadminded when they are so broadminded they can never make up their minds about anything.
 * As quoted in Seven Words to the Cross (1979) by Ellsworth Kalas, page 93

 * All my sermons are prepared in the presence of the Blessed Sacrament. As recreation is most pleasant and profitable in the sun, so homiletic creativity is best nourished before the Eucharist. The most brilliant ideas come from meeting God face to face. The Holy Spirit that presided at the Incarnation is the best atmosphere for illumination. Pope John Paul II keeps a small desk or writing pad near him whenever he is in the presence of the Blessed Sacrament; and I have done this all my life — I am sure for the same reason he does, because a lover always works better when the beloved is with him.
 * Treasure in Clay : The Autobiography of Fulton J. Sheen (1980)

 * When the record of any human life is set down, there are three pairs of eyes who see it in a different light. There is the life as I see it. as others see it, and as God sees it.
 * Treasure in Clay: the Autobiography of Fulton J. Sheen, (New York, NY: Image Books/Doubleday, 1980)

 * Another instance of how our Lord associated Peter with himself was in the payment of the temple tax. It is the only time in scripture where God ever associates a human being with himself under the personal pronoun we.... Now at the time of the payment of the temple tax our blessed Lord told Peter to pay it, and he said to pay it “for me and thee.” Then he adds, "that we may not scandalize." Here he makes himself one with Peter. Peter is associated with the Master in a way that no one else can ever be associated. We — Christ and Peter. That is why papal encyclicals begin with the word we.
 * Through the Year with Fulton Sheen (1985, 2003), compiled by Henry Dieterich, Selection for August 1st: When God said "we", p. 143 ISBN 0898708737 ISBN 978-0898708738

 * We live in a sensate age. We are no longer governed by Faith, we are no longer governed by reason. We are governed by feelings.

The Armor of God (1943)

 * New York: P.J. Kennedy & Sons, 1943

 * Atheism is not a doctrine; it is a cry of wrath.
 * Ch. 1, p. 2

 * Before you deny God, ask yourself why you deny Him. Is it because of the way you live? A poem of Arthur Hugh Clough satirized those who wish there was no God because He interferes with their dishonesty, their lawlessness, or their license.
 * Ch. 1, p. 2

 * No man has need of religion who is self-righteous, who is all he wants to be and all he ought to be.
 * Ch. 1, p. 4

 * Hitler had no need of God: in his own conceit, he was a god.
 * Ch. 1, p. 4

 * The man who has never made a mistake has no need of an eraser; just so the man who has never done anything wrong has no need of a Redeemer.
 * Ch. 1, p. 4

 * If there is no difference between right and wrong, how can Hitler be wrong and how can we be right? Why are we at war, if it is not because right is more precious than life?
 * Ch. 1, p. 5

 * It makes no difference whether you have any rules in football; it depends upon how you play. It makes no difference whether you believe triangles have three sides; it depends on how you draw. Can we not see that if we believe wrongly, we will act wrongly?
 * Ch. 1, p. 5

 * The trouble with Hitler and other tyrants is that they practice what they preach. Because their doctrines are wrong, their deeds are wrong. Because Nazism as a creed is wrong, its workings are wicked.
 * Ch. 1, p. 5-6

Peace of Soul (1949)

 * New York: Whittlesey House, 1949

 * Unless souls are saved, nothing is saved; there can be no world peace unless there is soul peace. World wars are only projections of the conflicts waged inside the souls of men and women, for nothing happens in the external world that has not first happened within a soul.
 * Ch. 1, p. 1 (the opening paragraph of the book)

 * Christian theology is, in a certain sense, a psychology, since its primary interest is the soul, the most precious of things. Our Lord balanced a universe against a soul and found the soul worth more than gaining a world.
 * Ch. 1, p. 7

 * The modern man is no longer a unity, but a confused bundle of complexes and nerves. He is so dissociated, so alienated from himself that he sees himself less as a personality than as a battlefield where a civil war rages between a thousand and one conflicting loyalties. There is no single overall purpose in his life. His soul is comparable to a menagerie in which a number of beasts, each seeking its own prey, turn one upon the other. Or he may be likened to a radio, that is tuned in to several stations; instead of getting any one clearly, it receives only an annoying static. If the frustrated soul is educated, it has a smattering of uncorrected bits of information with no unifying philosophy. Then the frustrated soul may say to itself: "I sometimes think there are two of me a living soul and a Ph. D." Such a man projects his own mental confusion to the outside world and concludes that, since he knows no truth, nobody can know it. His own skepticism (which he universalizes into a philosophy of life) throws him back more and more upon those powers lurking in the dark, dank caverns of his unconsciousness. He changes his philosophy as he changes his clothes. On Monday, he lays down the tracks of materialism; on Tuesday, he reads a best seller, pulls up the old tracks, and lays the new tracks of an idealist; on Wednesday, his new roadway is Communistic; on Thursday, the new rails of Liberalism are laid; on Friday, he-hears a broadcast and decides to travel on Freudian tracks: on Saturday, he takes a long drink to forget his railroading and, on Sunday, ponders why people are so foolish as to go to Church. Each day he has a new idol, each week a new mood. His authority is public opinion: when that shifts, his frustrated soul shifts with it.
 * Ch. 1, pp. 7–8

 * The revolt of the modern child against his parents is a miniature of the revolt of the modern world against the memory of 1900 years of Christian culture and the great Hebrew, Grecian and Roman cultures which preceded them. Any respect for that tradition is called "reactionary," with the result that the modern soul has developed a commentator mentality which judges yesterday by today, and today by tomorrow. Nothing is more tragic in an individual who once was wise than to lose his memory, and nothing is more tragic to a civilization than the loss of its tradition.
 * Ch. 1, p. 9

 * [N]o man hates God without first hating himself.
 * Ch. 1, p. 11

 * Anxiety increases in direct ratio and proportion as man departs from God.
 * Ch. 2, p. 19

 * There are no plains in the spiritual life; we are either going uphill or coming down. Furthermore the pose of indifference is only intellectual. The will must choose. And even though an "indifferent" soul does not positively reject the infinite, the infinite rejects it.
 * Ch. 2, p. 20

 * All intense interest in luxury is a mark of inner poverty. The less grace there is in the soul, the more ornament must be on the body.
 * Ch. 2, p. 24

 * It is assumed by many reformers that the principal and major cause of unhappiness is economic insecurity, but this theory forgets that there are economic problems only because men have not solved the problems of their own souls. Economic disorder is a symptom of spiritual disorder.
 * Ch. 2, p. 27

 * There is not a single striving or pursuit or yearning of the human heart, even in the midst of the most sensual pleasures, that is not a dim grasping after the Infinite.
 * Ch. 4, p. 53

 * [T]here is a tremendous egotism and conceit in those popular articles and lectures entitled,"My Idea of Religion," or "My Idea of God." An individual religion can be as misleading and uninformed as an individual astronomy or an individual mathematics.
 * Ch. 4, p. 59

 * By professing no ideal in morality, these nice people can never be accused of not living up to their creed. This is the great advantage that they have over the Christians — whose creed is so lofty that they can often and truly be accused of failing to meet its demands.
 * Ch. 5, p. 71

 * We find only what we seek: nature has many secrets to give us, but she will not surrender them until we sit down patiently before her and obey her laws. Only by such submission do we receive.
 * Ch. 5, p. 85

 * In contrast to the pride of those who deny their guilt to escape self-criticism is the humility of God, who made a world which added not to His glory and then made man to criticize Him.
 * Ch. 5, p. 85

 * By denying any ultimate standard outside of self, one can escape all self-blame and go through life on a perpetual mission of face saving.
 * Ch. 6, p. 103

 * [H]e is of the intelligentsia (which means he has been educated beyond his intelligence).
 * Ch. 6, p. 105

 * [P]eace of soul implies tranquillity of order, with material things ordered to the body, the body to the soul, the personality to neighbor and to God. Peace of mind is subjective tranquillity — a narrower thing. It requires great moral effort to attain peace of soul, but even those who are indifferent to right and wrong sometimes achieve peace of mind (which the Scriptures call "false peace").
 * Ch. 6, p. 112

 * We justify want of faith by saying, "I don't go to church, but I am better than those who do," as one might say, "I don't pay taxes or serve the nation, but I am better than those who do."
 * Ch. 6, p. 113

 * The very good never believe themselves very good, because they are judging themselves by the Ideal.
 * Ch. 6, p. 116

Life Is Worth Living (1951–1957)

 * Transcripts of many shows were later published as Life is Worth Living: First and Second Series (1999)

 * Right is right if nobody is right, and wrong is wrong if everybody is wrong.
 * Program 19

 * Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man.
 * Second Series, p. 122

 * The danger today is in believing there are no sick people, there is only a sick society.
 * Second Series, p. 186

 * One function of the angels is illumination, and the other function is that of being a guardian.
 * Angels

 * You have a chance to move in far better society than the Joneses. Why worry about keeping up with the Joneses? Keep up with the Angels and you'll be far wiser and happier.
 * Angels

 * There are angels near you to guide you and protect you, if you would but invoke them. It is not later than we think, it is a bigger world than we think.
 * Angels

Misattributed

 * An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
 * Though Sheen is quoted as saying this in Look magazine (14 December 1955) the earliest located declaration of this witticism was by John Buchan, 1st Baron Tweedsmuir on 21 February 1936: "I have heard an atheist defined as a man who had no invisible means of support."

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Fritz the Cat (film)

Fritz the Cat is a 1972 animated film about a hypocritical swinging college student cat who raises hell in a satiric vision of various elements of the 1960's. The film was the first animated feature film to receive an X rating in the United States and Canada.
 * Written and directed by Ralph Bakshi. Based on the comic books by Robert Crumb.

He's X-Rated and Animated! Taglines

Fritz

 * My soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my soul cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!'
 * Hey, hey, hey, Look at this big fucking gun! [shoots the toilet] I killed the john! I killed the john!
 * Mother of God, I'm a fucking fugitive!
 * (Arriving back at his dorm room, where his roomates ignore him) Hello men... everybody all busy studyin' for the goddamn exams and all? Hey Fuzz, how'd it go with that Dee Dee chick, huh? She's got some bod' you have to admit, heh... ol' Charlene isn't bad either though right?... like, wow. Heinz! You swine, ol' buddy pig, ya groove behind Alvina and get some kicks tonight, huh? [laughs](Scene fades into black). Bastards... you'd think the goddamn exams were the be-all and, end-all of existence... the cosmic life-force or somethin'. Y'd think they were the frickin' fugitives. Can't even get in a few decent words to a guy... bastards... What a bore they just sit there and take bennies an' stay up all night with their face stuck in a bunch of books an' their thumb up their ass. Oh Yes, yes I remember when the time when it was all very inspiring and enlightening... all this history and literature and sociology shit... You think learning is a really big thing an' you become this big fuckin' intellectual and sit around tryin' ta out-intellectual all the other big fuckin' intellectuals... you spend years and years with your nose buried in these goddamn tomes. While the world is passin' you by... and all the stuff to see and all th' kicks an' girls are all out there... an' ME, a writer an' a poet who should be havin' adventures an' experiencing all the diversities and paradoxes and ironies of life! And passin' over all the roads of the world! An' diggin' all the cities and towns and rives... and the oceans... and making all of them chicks... (Imagines naked woman) As a writer and poet it is my duty to get out there and dig the world... to swing with the whole friggin' scene while there's still time! (Grabs paper) My farting around days are over baby! From this day on I shall live every day as if it was my last! Yeah! Yeah! I must do it! No more the dreary boring classes, the dismal lectures, the sitting around bullshitting with pretentious fat-ass hippies, no more the books, the spoutings of a bunch of old farts who think they know the whole goddamn score! (Gathers all the papers into a big pile) Ha Ha! Heh Heh. Heh.(Breathes fire) Oh my God! What have I done? Oh...man. (We see the roof of Fritz's dorm on fire) I've set all my notes and books and stuff on fire an' uh, now I can't study for my exams...An' I'll flunk out an' my folks'll be pissed off as hell... I-I'll get a blanket... the blanket's on fire. Man we'd better call the fire department.''
 * [yelling at various cops as they chase after him] WE SHALL OVERCOME!
 * The love you give is equal to the love you get.
 * I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world. I've seen it all and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man, and I've laid many a good woman and if there's one thing I've learned it's.. it's... it's you get over here and you get down there like that an then you blondie... [Fritz starts dragging all three girls to the bed  and jump and the and removed their clothes and Fritz removed the bandages Having sexual pleasure with the girls]

Others

 * Narrator: Hey, yeah - the 1960s? Happy times, Heavy times.
 * Winston #1: Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play black men?
 * Crow: [effeminate] I ain't no jive-ass black nigga, honey. Who do you think I am, Geraldine?
 * Aardvark: Ever make it with an aardvark? It's a rare opportunity, you know. We're scarce.
 * Aardvark: I'm a failure as a pot smoker.
 * Pig Cop #1: Now, you have the deeper voice so on three, you yell "Open the fucking door". Now, say the word "fucking" because you got—that makes you sound tough.
 * Ralph: [in a Synagogue; referring to the Rabbis] They all got long hair. They all got long clothes. Must be a hippie church!
 * Newscaster: We interrupt the Israel-Arab war for this special announcement! The President, after conferring with Israel Prime Minister Golda Meir, has agreed to send more arms to Israel - based on the return of New York city and Los Angeles to the United States.
 * Pig Cop #1: [in a Synagogue] You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 'cause you're not Jewish!
 * Duke: You think being a crow is a big motherfucking ball? All you cats the same, man! You don't know where it is, and you don't have somebody to tell you where it is. You have to be where it is to find out what's happening!
 * Ralph: [attempting to keep a group of crows from tearing him and the other pig cop to pieces] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?
 * Lizard Leader: I think I'm gonna ride that goddamn whore!
 * Officer: [last lines] Eh, poor cat. He was a - he was a kind a tough kid at that, wudden he?

Dialogue

 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Let me call 'em preverts!
 * Pig Cop #1: What's a "prevert"?
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): A prevert is a degenerate! Didn't you know that?
 * Pig Cop #1: A prevert's a degenerate?
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Didn't you have no bringing up?
 * Pig Cop #1: I got bar mitzvahed.
 * [Ralph laughs]

 * [Fritz bumps into Duke at a pool table]
 * Duke: Hey, man, you in a bag?
 * Fritz: Yeah, that's it. I'm in a bag.
 * Duke: Just don't lose your coolness, cat. I mean, don't lose your coolness.
 * Fritz: Well, easy for you to talk. You're a crow. I wish I was a crow. If I was a crow, I'd fly away, man. I'd fly away from this miserable town for good.
 * Duke: You think being a crow is a big motherfucking ball? All you cats the same, man. You don't know where it is. There's nobody to tell you where it's at. And you come up here, try to find out where it's at, but you got to be up here, man, to find out what's happening!
 * Fritz: I know it isn't a ball, man. I studied the race problems. I know.
 * Duke: You don't know nothing about the race problem! You gotta be a crow to know about the race problem! You know what I mean? Do you dig where I'm at? You know what I'm talking about?
 * Fritz: Well, listen, man. this thing affects me very deeply, fella. As a cat, I have a considerable guilt complex, because my kind have always brought suffering on your kind.
 * Duke: Yeah?
 * Fritz: Yeah. Yes, indeed, my soul is tortured and tormented by this racial crisis.
 * Duke: No shit?
 * Fritz: Sometimes I really get hung up about it. You know, uptight. Strung out.
 * Duke: ln a bag?
 * Fritz: Yeah, in a bag.

 * Fritz: Revolt! Revolt! Revolt, you thick-skulled idiots! You have carried heavy burdens for the bosses! You have sweat your lives away for the bosses! The bosses! They ride around in limousines!
 * Crow: Get the fuck off my car!
 * Fritz: The Bosses! They're eating strawberries and cream!
 * Duke: That's funny! Cats are real boss!
 * [The pigs show up]
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): ALRIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! BREAK IT UP!
 * Duke: Cool it, officer. He's just blowing hot air. No one's paying no mind.
 * Fritz: Come the revolution, there gonna be no more limousines! Come the revolution, there gonna be no more strawberries and cream! See?!
 * Pig Cop #1: [laughing] Hey, Ralph, you know how these dumb kids are. They don't know what they doing.
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Fucking "A" right.
 * Fritz: [pointing at the pigs] There he is! He's the one who keeps the bosses in power! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S HOLDING YOU DOWN!
 * Pig Cop #1: Who, me?
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You!
 * Pig Cop #1: No, no, not me, YOU!
 * [fighting]
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): No You!
 * Pig Cop #1: No You!
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You, You, You!
 * Pig Cop #1: Me!
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Not me, YOU!
 * Pig Cop #1: Yeah you!
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You!
 * Pig Cop #1: Fuck you!
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): YOU FIRST!
 * Fritz: THE SPIKED BUDDHA CAPITALISM! THE IRON THUMB ON THE HEADS OF THE PROLETERIAT!
 * [The crows slowly and angrily surround and close-in on the pigs]
 * Pig Cop #1: [to Ralph; scared] They're gonna kill us.
 * [As the crows inch closer, Ralph pulls out a photo of his family]
 * Ralph (Pig Cop #2): [to the crows; smiling nervously] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?
 * [One of the crows throws a glass bottle at Ralph in his left eye. Ralph starts shooting at the crows, but this only angers them even more. Pig Cop #1 gets on his knees and prays, while Ralph continues shooting frantically before the crows pounce on them and brutally kill them. Horrified, Duke watches the scene turn into chaos before rushing to Fritz.]
 * Duke: Come on, man! You'll get killed up here!
 * [Duke is suddenly shot and starts bleeding excessively as he slowly dies. His corpse collapses onto the road.]

 * [the car breaks down; and Fritz gets out to inspect it - he opens the trunk first]
 * Fritz: No, I knew that - the engine's not here, it's in the back...
 * [goes to look at the engine]
 * Winston Schwartz: What's wrong, Fritz?
 * Fritz: Well, it's all very complicated Winston, ah, I think it's got the piston rod stuck in the drive shaft... either that or the carburator's rusted out... or something.

 * Fritz: You're a motherfucking bitch!
 * Winston: I see the hard facts of life! I am realistic, something you're incapable of! You'd be better off with one of those stupid little morons like Charlene who you could just sleep with and throw away when you're done! You can't cope with a mature woman!

 * Harriet: Hi.
 * Fritz: How are you?
 * Harriet: High.

 * Fritz: Why'd you have to hit her so hard for?
 * Lizard Leader: She loved it. Listen man, me and you have been assigned to blow up the power plant. That's all I care about. The Revolution.
 * [She turns on the radio and Fritz turns off the radio]
 * Fritz: You're full of shit! All you care about is a reason to hurt, to destroy, to blow up!

Taglines

 * He's X-Rated and Animated!
 * We're not rated X for nothin', baby!
 * SEE! The man eat crow! SEE! The Air Force bomb the ghetto! SEE! Fritz bite off more than he can chew! SEE! Hundreds of dirty animals!

Cast

 * Skip Hinnant - Fritz the Cat (voice)
 * Rosetta LeNoire - (voice)
 * John McCurry - (voice)
 * Phil Seuling - (voice)
 * Judy Engles - (voice) (uncredited)

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Talk:Neil Young

where can i get the lyrics to a song on sat night live "last time i saw elvis" d.hardy plsmen6@netscape.net thanks

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 * "Man, that's my style!" -- When asked by the producer of "Tears Are Not Enough" (the Canadian counterpart to "We Are The World") to sing his line again because it sounded "a little flat".
 * "You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever."
 * "It's all one song." -- Replying to a man in the audience, who said "It all sounds the same!" - 1996-11-08, Meadows Music Theater, Hartford, Connecticut, USA (source:  me.  I was at that show.)
 * "Smell the horse on this one " -- While performing with Crazy Horse  (Neil did the deep inhale sniffing again at the end of the Austin City Limits show wecast from Oct 13, 2012 as one source.)
 * "Getting sued by your record company for making 'uncommercial records' after twenty years in the business, that's even better than receiving a Grammy" -- After Geffen Records had accused him of making "albums impossible to promote".
 * "Heart of Gold put me in the middle of the road. Travelling there soon became a bore so I headed for the ditch. A rougher ride, but I saw more interesting people there." -- Expressing his disdain for the fame that he received from his song Heart of Gold
 * "I can't play that without the band... Don't worry, I came prepared. This is a big gig for me." -- Replying to a request from the audience during a February 27, 1971 solo show at Royal Festival Hall, London.
 * "As soon as you start talking about mystique, you have none." -- Interview for Rolling Stone magazine.
 * "I am Stephen Stills." -- Replying to a audience member who yelled for his fellow CSNY member at a show in 1978.
 * "Shut up white boy!" -- Replying to a loud heckler at United Palace Theatre in New York City, December 18, 2007.
 * "You better see a doctor." -- Replying to a fan who said "Neil Young makes the pain go away" at United Palace Theatre in New York City, December 18, 2007.
 * "It's your voice that keeps on bothering me. Now, I don't mind ya bein' here, but everyone else might." at the United Palace Theater in New York City, December 16, 2007

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Talk:Evolution

I disagree with the statement that this page needs to be merged with "Creationism and Evolution." After looking at that page I feel strongly that "Creationism" and "Evolution" should be seperate pages. To put them together implies that they have no worth except in the context of the other, and that is just not true. Tetoyasha 07:57, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

 * Almost all quotations here, however, talk about evolution in the context of creationism. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 08:08, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

Merger
Evolution and creation should not be merged. Mergers should be used for similar topics; these are not. Evolution is a scientific principle that is central to modern biology. Creation is a myth (i.e., a traditional, typically ancient story dealing with supernatural beings, ancestors, or heroes that serves as a fundamental type in the worldview of a people, as by explaining aspects of the natural world or delineating the psychology, customs, or ideals of society).

Putting Evolution and Creationism on the same footing by referring to them side by side is misleading. Clearly these are two separate topics, one originating in religion and the other in science.

Soapbox
this article is nothing more than pushy SOB's trying to force their ideas onto us.

 * Perhaps you could introduce some quotes from the 'other view', whatever that may be (I'm guessing you're saying the article is pushing a 'pro-evolution' view?) Unlike the Wikipedia article, which must assert what is overwhelmingly held to be the truth, this page is just for quotes so can only have POV problems in terms of what is included and omitted. Quotes from those who oppose evolution are most welcome, though they should not take up too much of the page, just as the controversy of the evolution article on 'pedia is kept small. If there are enough, a creation-evolution controversy quote page can also be split off. 130.216.191.182 08:36, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

 * While somewhat sympathetic to the original poster's point of view, I agree with the response. Evolution is a controversial subject; that does not mean it should be censored. Rather, a balanced array of pertinent quotes should be encouraged. (I see the Heinlein quote as not pertinent, and impertinent.) –Cúthalion (talk) 21:39, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Irrelevant quote
I resisted the urge to delete the Heinlein quote. Can anyone explain what it's doing in a page on evolution? –Cúthalion (talk) 21:28, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Verbosity
Could the Gould quote perhaps be abridged? –Cúthalion (talk) 21:32, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Unsourced
Wikiquote no longer allows unsourced quotations, and they are in process of being removed from our pages (see Wikiquote:Limits on quotations); but if you can provide a reliable and precise source for any quote on this list please move it to.

 * When non-biologists talk about biological evolution they often confuse two different aspects of the definition. On the one hand there is the question of whether or not modern organisms have evolved from older ancestral organisms or whether modern species are continuing to change over time. On the other hand there are questions about the mechanism of the observed changes... how did evolution occur? Biologists consider the existence of biological evolution to be a fact. It can be demonstrated today and the historical evidence for its occurrence in the past is overwhelming. However, biologists readily admit that they are less certain of the exact mechanism of evolution; there are several theories of the mechanism of evolution.
 * Laurence Moran

 * The 3 1/2" floppy drive came first, and then evolution kicked in, thus creating a chicken who laid an egg.
 * Louise Barros

 * Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books.
 * Francis Bacon

 * Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
 * Ashley Montagu

 * The whole point of Evolution is that random things just happened, and the useful ones hung around.
 * Dara Ó Briain

 * Some creationists suggest that Noah took not dogs, wolves, and foxes on the ark with him, but only one animal which after the flood generated all the species of canines. This is actually stupider than simply saying "God just did it; don't ask questions." It seems to come from a worry that, after all, canines do seem to be genetically related; but then it sweeps away the genetic relationship to felines, primates, birds, chordates, etc.
 * Mark Rosenfelder

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Marc Connelly

Marcus Cook Connelly (December 13, 1890 – December 21, 1980) was an American playwright who received the 1931 Pulitzer Prize for his drama . He was also a member of the Algonquin Round Table.

Voices offstage: a book of memoirs, (1968)

 * I know that back in the twenties everyone who saw it judged John Barrymore's Hamlet to be unforgettable. Great though it was, I found his Richard III even more impressive. Barrymore's sinister, half-mad hunchback became incandescent as he gleefully anticipated his conquest of the Lady Anne. The genius of the actor contrived a slight but inspired alteration of Shakespeare's: 'Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won?' The change to 'Never was woman in this manner wooed; never was woman in this manner won' heightened the deviltry in Richard's gloating.
 * p. 237; Cited in: Michael A. Morrison (1999) John Barrymore, Shakespearean Actor. p. 345

 * I always knew children were anti-social. But the children of the West Side - they're savage.
 * Quote in: Otto Penzler The Vicious Circle (2007) p. 18

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Just some guy.

I write music and run http://www.dillfrog.com/ in my spare time.

Lately I've been playing with wikiquote, cleaning up data and attempting to search it with new tools.

If IRC is your thing, don't forget to stop by irc.freenode.net #wikiquote and say hi; it's usually a ghost town in there.

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Talk:Programming

I think the quote about Java (linked to bash.org) is neither intelligent nor even vaguely correct. Any thoughts on removing it?

The David Heinemeier Hansson quote is awfully similar to a famous quote by Alan Kay. "The best way to predict the future is to invent it."

Indirection quote
Isn't the thing about indirection solving all problems in computer science from David Wheeler?
 * Yes. Fixed, as cited by Lampson himself.  NealMcB 06:30, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Original content
There's a LOT of made-up "anonymous" shit in this page. Google fuckin' everything. --201.11.169.43 19:16, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Anonymous/Unattributed

 * Estimate always goes wrong. That too in one way. (Sumit Agrawal)
 * 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr Seek Error reading Drive C: Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail?
 * Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration.
 * Restatement of Murphy's reformulation of Clarke's Third Law
 * The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
 * Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.
 * C++, where friends can access your privates.
 * Computer programmers never die, they just become lost in the processing.
 * Computers can never replace human stupidity.
 * Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators.
 * Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
 * Eagleson's Law of Programming: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
 * Gilb's First Law of Unreliability: Computers are unreliable but humans are even more unreliable.
 * Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.
 * If God had intended man to have computers, he would have given him 16 fingers.
 * In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
 * Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
 * Laws of Computer Programming:
 * Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
 * Any given program costs more and takes longer.
 * If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
 * If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
 * Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
 * The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
 * Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
 * On a clear disk you can seek forever.
 * Programmer (n): An organism that can turn caffeine into code.
 * Programmers get overlaid.
 * Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
 * Programming is an art form that fights back.
 * Programming would be so much easier without all the users.
 * The problem about all graphical programming languages is that when your project becomes complex, not only will you have spaghetti code, but it will actually look like spaghetti too.
 * Small programs are for small minds.
 * Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray. Sam Redwine (This is a quote from Samuel T. Redwine, Jr. made at 4th International Software Process Workshop and published in Proceedings of the 4th International Software Process Workshop, Moretonhampstead, Devon, U.K., 11–13 May 1988, IEEE Computer Society.)
 * There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not.
 * To err is human. To blame it on a computer is even more so.
 * Troutman's First Programming Postulate: If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
 * Troutman's Second Programming Postulate: The most harmful error will not be discovered until a program has been in production for at least six months.
 * Troutman's Third Programming Postulate: Job control cards that positively cannot be arranged in improper order will be.
 * Troutman's Fourth Programming Postulate: Interchangeable tapes won't.
 * Troutman's Fifth Programming Postulate: If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.
 * Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
 * We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
 * Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.
 * Writing it is easy, understanding it is hard.
 * Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
 * Your Zip file is open.

Debugging - Anonymous/Unattributed

 * Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. Corollary: Every program can be one instruction shorter
 * The paradox of software testing: In theory, testing software for correctness is impossible. In practice, it is given to freshmen because it's the least demanding task available.

Weinberg's Law - seems to be 1982, or older
Looks like Weinberg predates Hall: - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7hvjkw/a_little_programmer_humor_from_1982/

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Starsky & Hutch (film)

Starsky and Hutch is a 2004 spoof remake starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson of the original Starsky and Hutch television series from the 1970s. Two streetwise plainclothes policemen, driving in a 1975 Ford Torino, bust criminals with the help of underworld player, Huggy Bear. The movie functions as a sort of prequel to the TV series, as it portrays when Starsky was first partnered with Hutchinson.
 * ''Directed by Todd Phillips. Written by Todd Philips.

They're the man.Taglines

Starsky

 * In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
 * Stop shooting my car!
 * When I house sit for my sister I don't claim it's my house.
 * [After accidentally shooting a horse] Are you OK, little pony?
 * Come on cap, don't drag Hutch into this. It was me, I shot the pony.
 * [kid throws a knife and hits Starsky] Ow! Oh, mama! What is your problem?
 * A little word of advice: next time you're watching a place, don't claim that you own it just because you're watching it, OK? I house sit for my sister all the time; it's not like I claim that I own her house, ya know what I mean?
 * That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans.
 * I am not...my MOTHER!!!!
 * It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8.
 * Do it, Do it.

Hutch

 * I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat 'em? join 'em! Besides, a lot of cops worry about the wrong thing - crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno.
 * [drunk in Huggy's bar, talking to another customer] Ruin me! He didn't care if he got ruined, that was the whole point of the episode.
 * [ducking] That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man... And he's got knives. Goddamn.

Huggy Bear

 * I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.
 * It's a '76, won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people who know some people that rob some people.
 * I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.
 * Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bent, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bent. It's lighter.
 * That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
 * Look what the wind blew in.
 * I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.

Reese

 * Coke: it costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money... Do you think Kitty's free?
 * If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
 * Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."
 * Goodbye, heroes!

Others

 * Big Earl: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird... 2 dragons.
 * Dancin' Rick: This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.

Dialogue

 * Kitty: Don't stress. Just relax.
 * Reese: I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?
 * Drug Dealer: Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.
 * Reese: Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.

 * [Starsky and Hutch are in Doby's office]
 * Cap'n Doby: You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.
 * Hutch: How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.
 * Starsky: Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.
 * Hutch: Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.
 * Starsky: For your information, my hair is naturally curly.
 * Hutch: No it's not.
 * Starsky: Yes it is.
 * Hutch: That's a perm job all the way.
 * Starsky: TOUCH IT.
 * [Hutch touches Starsky's hair]
 * Cap'n Doby: Hey! Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You're partners!

 * Starsky: It's 10:00, you're late; I've been here since 8:00.
 * Hutch: 8:00? I didn't even know this place opened at 8:00.
 * Starsky: Well, don't sweat it, 'cause ya know what? Crime called in sick, it's gonna get a late start, too.
 * Hutch: Crime called in sick, I like that...

 * Hutch: Hey, there he is.
 * Willis: How's life at the clink treating you?
 * Hutch: Not great. I got this new tight-assed partner they stuck me with, but hopefully it won't last too long.
 * Willis: So, you got that $20 you owe me?
 * Hutch: 20? Willis, I thought it was 5!
 * Willis: Hutch, that was my grandmother's birthday money.
 * Hutch: Come on, ease up, I just told you things aren't going great for me down at the precinct, you know, just back off a little. Can I get it to you on Thursday?
 * Willis: No later than Thursday.
 * Hutch: No later than Thursday.

 * Hutch: Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.
 * Starsky: Hi, Willis.
 * Willis: [to Hutch] Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?
 * Hutch: Just shake his hand.

 * Hutch: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?
 * Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
 * Hutch: Good, cause I'll take anything.

 * Starsky: [Speaking in a deep Brooklyn-ish accent to prepare for a disguise] Hey, do me a favor, tip your hat a little bit forward. C'mon.
 * Hutch: No, I like it where it is.
 * Starsky: No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
 * Hutch: Will you... will you stop with that. That voice makes you sound crazy.
 * Starsky: It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."
 * Hutch: Ohhhh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good.
 * Starsky: Yeah, little touches, ya know, little touches, little details. Ya wanna make the character full, real.

 * Starsky: [Heather is standing completely naked] So, did you uh.. When did he.. Did he.. What.. So Hutch do you got any more questions?
 * Hutch: Yeah, well, uh sure. We could... What's your sign?
 * Heather: Gemini.
 * Starsky: What uh... What do you weigh?
 * Heather: What does that have to do with anything?
 * Starsky: It has everything to do with anything and just answer the question please, ma'am.
 * Heather: [looks at each of her breasts] Around 115 I guess, give or take. I wish I could be more helpful.
 * Hutch: Stop. Don't do that. You've been great. It's been terrific.
 * Heather: Anything else?
 * Starsky: I'm good.
 * Hutch: Yeah.
 * Starsky: Yeah.
 * Hutch: Thank you so much.

 * Hutch: [waiting outside Huggy's club] What, you've never run an errand on the clock before?
 * Starsky: No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren't paying me to protect them.
 * Hutch: Give me a break. You've never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?
 * Starsky: I bring a thermos.

 * Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?
 * Hutch: You know it and make it a double.
 * Huggy Bear: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.
 * Leon: You got it boss.
 * Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.
 * Huggy Bear: I don't got it.
 * Starsky: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.

 * Hutch: [after seeing the Grand Torino] Whoa! Your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Pop the hood, let me see what you got under -
 * Starsky: Hey! Hotshot! What do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
 * Hutch: Okay, okay.
 * Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never under any circumstances drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go.

 * Hutch: You gotta be kidding me. No way!
 * Starsky: What?
 * Hutch: A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct.
 * [Hutch tries to push the body away with a stick]
 * Starsky: Whoa, what are you doing?
 * Hutch: Trust me, you're gonna thank me for this one.
 * Starsky: Hey, seriously stop it.
 * Hutch: The key is not to pop it. You gotta be very ginger.
 * Starsky: Hey!
 * [Starsky points a gun at Hutch]
 * Hutch: What are you doing?!
 * Starsky: I said drop the stick.
 * Hutch: You're gonna point a gun at me? Okay, fine, have it your way. If it's so important knock yourself out. What are you gonna solve anyway?
 * Starsky: A murder. I'm gonna solve a murder.

 * Hutch: Look at all these cops. You really want to eat here?
 * Starsky: It's a great place. Pop's? Come on. If you're one of the cops you eat at Pop's.

 * Hutch: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?
 * Huggy Bear: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.
 * Starsky: Interesting. Who would this little bird be?
 * Huggy Bear: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
 * Starsky: All right. What does that mean?
 * Hutch: Don't worry about it.

 * Starsky: Wrong answer, Big Earl.
 * Bartender: Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.
 * Hutch: Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.
 * Bartender (Jeff): Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.
 * Hutch: Yeah, he's got a point.
 * Starsky: Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny.
 * Hutch: Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.
 * Starsky: You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?
 * Jeff: I don't know, 5'9"?
 * Starsky: Well that is kind of...
 * Hutch: It's borderline, it's average.

 * Big Earl: [as Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl] I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.
 * Hutch: No. Let's go.
 * [hangs up the phone]
 * Starsky: Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.
 * Big Earl: Are we cool?
 * Starsky: Yes, we're cool.
 * Big Earl: [Hutch shows his stomach] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.

 * Starsky: Hey, Hutch, I beat that guy. What was that about?
 * Hutch: Sure you did. You won.
 * Starsky: You saw.
 * Hutch: You won. You danced your heart out.
 * Starsky: And everybody saw it.
 * Hutch: Shhh. Go to sleep.
 * Starsky: I was robbed.
 * Hutch: I know. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, tiny dancer.

 * Hutch: What else can you tell me about the guys that hired you?
 * Chau: Not much. Couple of whiteys. Nice suits. They pay. I do job.
 * Hutch: What'd they look like?
 * Chau: I don't know. They're white. All you guys look alike to me.
 * Hutch: That's funny. All you guys look alike to us.

 * Chau: [after the bullet falls back into the gun] Wait! There's really a bullet in the gun!
 * Starsky: Yes... I know...That is the point of...Russian Roulette!

 * Bat Mitzvah Singer: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
 * Reese: What's that supposed to mean?

 * Huggy Bear: Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink.
 * Hutch: Come on! I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time.
 * Huggy Bear: Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside.
 * Hutch: Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar.
 * Huggy Bear: Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it.

 * Waitress: Hi, can I get you two a drink?
 * Starsky: You sure can sweetheart. Johnnie Red neat, ok, do it, Do It.
 * Waitress: Alright, and you?
 * Hutch: Do it, Bacardi and cola, do it, do it.
 * Waitress: OK? I'll be right back.
 * Starsky: What are you doing?
 * Hutch: What?
 * Starsky: What was that? You just stole my voice.
 * Hutch: No, I didn't.
 * Starsky: Yes, you did. You got to come up with your own voice, ok, that's my thing.
 * Hutch: What am I supposed to do? I don't have a great cool little voice like you do.
 * Starsky: You come up with your own character. That's why you're the Texas oil tycoon guy...

 * Huggy Bear: I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch.
 * Starsky: Come on, Huggy, what's the difference?
 * Huggy Bear: A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.

 * Kevin: Tonight's second winner: Number 1-1-7.
 * Monix: Right on! Yeah!
 * Hutch: Yee-ha! Whoo! Yes! Thank you very much.
 * Starsky: Sit now. Do it. [Hutch huffs] Do it!
 * Hutch: The big man has just hit the mother lode! Old Shakes McGinty did it! Yes! Unbelievable!
 * Starsky: [as Finkle] This is incredible.
 * Hutch: I'm a rich man, and I'm gonna kiss you!

 * Starsky: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
 * Reese: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
 * [Starsky point his gun at Reese]
 * Reese: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
 * Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.
 * Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!
 * Cap'n Doby: What the hell are you two doing?
 * Starsky: Pop IT!

 * Starsky: Like you said, Reese. Everybody deserves a second chance.
 * [Starsky fires at the front trunk of an Volkswagen]
 * Hutch: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...
 * [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck]
 * Starsky: Hutch!
 * Reese: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
 * Kevin: Put it down!
 * Cap'n Doby: You relax, pal. Relax!
 * Kevin: Let's do it!
 * Reese: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
 * Kevin: What the hell are we doing?
 * Reese: Do it now! Put it down!

 * Reese: [Kitty kisses Reese] Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?
 * Kitty: I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...
 * Reese: Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.

 * Reese: [to a drug dealer] Coke: It costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money. [pointing at his mistress] Do you think Kitty's free?
 * Kitty: What?

 * Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
 * Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

 * Hutch: [pointing at Starsky] I like your style.
 * Starsky: [pointing at Hutch] I like your moves.

 * Reese: You know a lot about golf.
 * Huggy Bear: I know even more about grass.

 * Reese: Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?
 * Kitty: No you look really good, you're really bronzing.

 * Kitty: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.
 * Reese: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.

 * Hutch: Hey, Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?
 * Reese: Actually, that's a yacht.
 * Hutch: Oh, sorry, a yacht.
 * Starsky: Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?

 * Hutch: [reading Starsky's report on him] "Cavorting with nefarious characters". "Conduct unbecoming an officer".
 * Starsky: Come on. I wrote that thing two weeks ago, things are totally cool with us now.
 * Hutch: Did you go through my locker?
 * Starsky: No.
 * Hutch: You went through my locker.
 * Starsky: I mean, I may have looked through it while it was open but...
 * Hutch: If you've got a problem with someone you tell it to their face, you come to them as a man. You don't go behind their back, write a thesis and try to get transferred to another precinct.

 * Manetti: Well, if it isn't Sonny & Cher.
 * Starsky: Sit on it, Manetti.

 * Starsky: Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?
 * Huggy Bear: I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.

 * Huggy Bear: Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."
 * Hutch: Tch. What idiot said that?
 * Huggy Bear: I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.

 * Big Earl: [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.
 * Reese: What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
 * Big Earl: Oh that's gorgeous.
 * Reese: You sick S.O.B.
 * Big Earl: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
 * [Reese hangs up]

 * Hutch: Are you crying?
 * Starsky: Hmm?
 * Hutch: Are you crying?
 * Starsky: [hesitating] Am I crying? I'm not crying. You are.
 * Hutch: It's okay to cry. People cry.
 * Starsky: Well, I'm not like many people. I'm not a crier, I don't cry, I work out. I have a job, I have hobbies...

 * Starsky: I'm just gonna take it slow for a while, get the feel of it.
 * Hutch: No, no, that's smart. Do that.
 * [Starsky accelerates]
 * Hutch: Starsky.
 * Starsky: Hang on.
 * Hutch: No. No.
 * Starsky: Hang on. Woo.

Taglines

 * They're the man.
 * The original partners in crime.
 * Tough on crime. Easy on the eye.
 * Always on the lookout for a big bust.
 * Crimebustin's a joint effort.
 * Good Cops. Bad Hair.

Cast

 * Ben Stiller — Starsky
 * Owen Wilson — Hutch
 * Snoop Dogg — Huggy Bear
 * Vince Vaughn — Reese
 * Fred Williamson — Captain Doby
 * Juliette Lewis — Kitty
 * Jason Bateman — Kevin
 * Amy Smart — Holly
 * Carmen Electra — Stacey
 * George Cheung — Chau
 * Chris Penn — Manetti
 * Molly Sims — Mrs. Feldman
 * Terry Crews — Porter
 * Brande Roderick — Heather
 * Patton Oswalt — Disco DJ
 * Will Ferrell (uncredited) — Big Earl

title: Starsky & Hutch (film)


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Talk:Robert H. Jackson

Supreme crime

 * Didn't Jackson say something about agression being the 'supreme crime'? Or is that mis-attributed?

Gstejska 17:05, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

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User talk:69.210.127.223

~ UDScott 17:08, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

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~ MosheZadka (Talk) 17:10, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

Your account will be renamed
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