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Talk:Ray Nagin

Transcript of interview:

NAGIN: I told him we had an incredible crisis here and that his flying over in Air Force One does not do it justice. And that I have been all around this city, and I am very frustrated because we are not able to marshal resources and we're outmanned in just about every respect.

You know the reason why the looters got out of control? Because we had most of our resources saving people, thousands of people that were stuck in attics, man, old ladies. ... You pull off the doggone ventilator vent and you look down there and they're standing in there in water up to their freaking necks.

And they don't have a clue what's going on down here. They flew down here one time two days after the doggone event was over with TV cameras, AP reporters, all kind of goddamn -- excuse my French everybody in America, but I am pissed.

WWL: Did you say to the president of the United States, "I need the military in here"?

NAGIN: I said, "I need everything."

Now, I will tell you this -- and I give the president some credit on this -- he sent one John Wayne dude down here that can get some stuff done, and his name is [Lt.] Gen. [Russel] Honore.

And he came off the doggone chopper, and he started cussing and people started moving. And he's getting some stuff done.

They ought to give that guy -- if they don't want to give it to me, give him full authority to get the job done, and we can save some people.

WWL: What do you need right now to get control of this situation?

NAGIN: I need reinforcements, I need troops, man. I need 500 buses, man. We ain't talking about -- you know, one of the briefings we had, they were talking about getting public school bus drivers to come down here and bus people out here.

I'm like, "You got to be kidding me. This is a national disaster. Get every doggone Greyhound bus line in the country and get their asses moving to New Orleans."

That's -- they're thinking small, man. And this is a major, major, major deal. And I can't emphasize it enough, man. This is crazy.

I've got 15,000 to 20,000 people over at the convention center. It's bursting at the seams. The poor people in Plaquemines Parish. ... We don't have anything, and we're sharing with our brothers in Plaquemines Parish.

It's awful down here, man.

WWL: Do you believe that the president is seeing this, holding a news conference on it but can't do anything until [Louisiana Gov.] Kathleen Blanco requested him to do it? And do you know whether or not she has made that request?

NAGIN: I have no idea what they're doing. But I will tell you this: You know, God is looking down on all this, and if they are not doing everything in their power to save people, they are going to pay the price. Because every day that we delay, people are dying and they're dying by the hundreds, I'm willing to bet you.

We're getting reports and calls that are breaking my heart, from people saying, "I've been in my attic. I can't take it anymore. The water is up to my neck. I don't think I can hold out." And that's happening as we speak.

You know what really upsets me, Garland? We told everybody the importance of the 17th Street Canal issue. We said, "Please, please take care of this. We don't care what you do. Figure it out."

WWL: Who'd you say that to?

NAGIN: Everybody: the governor, Homeland Security, FEMA. You name it, we said it.

And they allowed that pumping station next to Pumping Station 6 to go under water. Our sewage and water board people ... stayed there and endangered their lives.

And what happened when that pumping station went down, the water started flowing again in the city, and it starting getting to levels that probably killed more people.

In addition to that, we had water flowing through the pipes in the city. That's a power station over there.

So there's no water flowing anywhere on the east bank of Orleans Parish. So our critical water supply was destroyed because of lack of action.

WWL: Why couldn't they drop the 3,000-pound sandbags or the containers that they were talking about earlier? Was it an engineering feat that just couldn't be done?

NAGIN: They said it was some pulleys that they had to manufacture. But, you know, in a state of emergency, man, you are creative, you figure out ways to get stuff done.

Then they told me that they went overnight, and they built 17 concrete structures and they had the pulleys on them and they were going to drop them.

I flew over that thing yesterday, and it's in the same shape that it was after the storm hit. There is nothing happening. And they're feeding the public a line of bull and they're spinning, and people are dying down here.

WWL: If some of the public called and they're right, that there's a law that the president, that the federal government can't do anything without local or state requests, would you request martial law?

NAGIN: I've already called for martial law in the city of New Orleans. We did that a few days ago.

WWL: Did the governor do that, too?

NAGIN: I don't know. I don't think so.

But we called for martial law when we realized that the looting was getting out of control. And we redirected all of our police officers back to patrolling the streets. They were dead-tired from saving people, but they worked all night because we thought this thing was going to blow wide open last night. And so we redirected all of our resources, and we hold it under check.

I'm not sure if we can do that another night with the current resources.

And I am telling you right now: They're showing all these reports of people looting and doing all that weird stuff, and they are doing that, but people are desperate and they're trying to find food and water, the majority of them.

Now you got some knuckleheads out there, and they are taking advantage of this lawless -- this situation where, you know, we can't really control it, and they're doing some awful, awful things. But that's a small majority of the people. Most people are looking to try and survive.

And one of the things people -- nobody's talked about this. Drugs flowed in and out of New Orleans and the surrounding metropolitan area so freely it was scary to me, and that's why we were having the escalation in murders. People don't want to talk about this, but I'm going to talk about it.

You have drug addicts that are now walking around this city looking for a fix, and that's the reason why they were breaking in hospitals and drugstores. They're looking for something to take the edge off of their jones, if you will.

And right now, they don't have anything to take the edge off. And they've probably found guns. So what you're seeing is drug-starving crazy addicts, drug addicts, that are wrecking havoc. And we don't have the manpower to adequately deal with it. We can only target certain sections of the city and form a perimeter around them and hope to God that we're not overrun.

WWL: Well, you and I must be in the minority. Because apparently there's a section of our citizenry out there that thinks because of a law that says the federal government can't come in unless requested by the proper people, that everything that's going on to this point has been done as good as it can possibly be.

NAGIN: Really?

WWL: I know you don't feel that way.

NAGIN: Well, did the tsunami victims request? Did it go through a formal process to request?

You know, did the Iraqi people request that we go in there? Did they ask us to go in there? What is more important?

And I'll tell you, man, I'm probably going get in a whole bunch of trouble. I'm probably going to get in so much trouble it ain't even funny. You probably won't even want to deal with me after this interview is over.

WWL: You and I will be in the funny place together.

NAGIN: But we authorized $8 billion to go to Iraq lickety-quick. After 9/11, we gave the president unprecedented powers lickety-quick to take care of New York and other places.

Now, you mean to tell me that a place where most of your oil is coming through, a place that is so unique when you mention New Orleans anywhere around the world, everybody's eyes light up -- you mean to tell me that a place where you probably have thousands of people that have died and thousands more that are dying every day, that we can't figure out a way to authorize the resources that we need? Come on, man.

You know, I'm not one of those drug addicts. I am thinking very clearly.

And I don't know whose problem it is. I don't know whether it's the governor's problem. I don't know whether it's the president's problem, but somebody needs to get their ass on a plane and sit down, the two of them, and figure this out right now.

WWL: What can we do here?

NAGIN: Keep talking about it.

WWL: We'll do that. What else can we do?

NAGIN: Organize people to write letters and make calls to their congressmen, to the president, to the governor. Flood their doggone offices with requests to do something. This is ridiculous.

I don't want to see anybody do anymore goddamn press conferences. Put a moratorium on press conferences. Don't do another press conference until the resources are in this city. And then come down to this city and stand with us when there are military trucks and troops that we can't even count.

Don't tell me 40,000 people are coming here. They're not here. It's too doggone late. Now get off your asses and do something, and let's fix the biggest goddamn crisis in the history of this country.

WWL: I'll say it right now, you're the only politician that's called and called for arms like this. And if -- whatever it takes, the governor, president -- whatever law precedent it takes, whatever it takes, I bet that the people listening to you are on your side.

NAGIN: Well, I hope so, Garland. I am just -- I'm at the point now where it don't matter. People are dying. They don't have homes. They don't have jobs. The city of New Orleans will never be the same in this time.

WWL: We're both pretty speechless here.

NAGIN: Yeah, I don't know what to say. I got to go.

WWL: OK. Keep in touch. Keep in touch.

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The Andy Milonakis Show

The Andy Milonakis Show is an American sketch comedy show starring Andy Milonakis, which aired on MTV2 during 2005–2007.

The Theme Song Lyrics session 3
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The Theme Song Lyrics
''I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head! ''Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head! ''Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head! ''Now please excuse me; I gotsta get my tree fed. ''You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. ''I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. ("I hate myself!") ''Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. ''I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy! '' 'Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do; ''When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew! ''So, yo, I gotta go, its time for me to rock it! ''I put balogna in my left pocket; ''Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket '' 'Cause its my show; I'm Andy Milonakis ''It’s my show; I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. ''It’s my show; I’m Andy Milonakis!

Message quotes

 * Andy: I have no soul. Man: I don't have one either.

 * Larry: Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Dinosaur: Shut the **** up!!!!! Larry: Aah! (runs away)

 * (bearded man quacks to Andy and cashier) Duck: Shut the **** up!!! Bearded Man: I just wanted to fit in!

 * Snoop Dogg: I'm the real ************* Snoop Do Double G! Who is this fat, red jumpsuited -- Larry: Why don't you just shut up, Andy? No one wants to hear what you want to say. Snoop Dogg: What'd you call me? (smacks Larry in the face) Henry: Dammit, im bored. Andy: (laughing) You smacked him! Snoop Dogg: Yeah, I did smack him. You get one too! (smacks Andy in the face)

 * Andy: ****!(crying)

 * Man: What the hell you looking at?

Andy: Are you at the end of every rainbow?

Man: Yes.

Andy: Wow. Rainbows suck.

Man: No shit!

Andy: Well... where's the pot of gold?

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[rubs bengay on his shirt]

Andy: Oh! It hurts so good!

Man: You stupid *****!

Yo the show is OVER so I gotta go SON. (Son!)
 * aaliyahs end song

Go eat a PORK SANDWICH on a STICKY BUN. (Sticky Bun)

Thanks for STOPPIN' BY its been lots of FUN.

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Don't be sad cause I promise to come back.

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I rock peas on my head but a brain is what I lack.

So if you like what you saw then come back next week.

If you don't you're a dumb loser internet Geek. (Geek!)

I'm three parts crazy and two parts Greek.

Time to eat fetta cheese with my GRAPE LEAF BEAK!!! (Waaaaa!)''

Season 3

 * Ralphie: The green thing and the hot lady is right, we're being rude! Andy: Peanutbutta slap!

 * Andy (typing into a typewriter): And zoom, the panda ate the sheriff's brain with a pair of chopsticks. And he was crowned the most beautiful animal in the whole room. The end.

 * The caption of Andy's submarine sangwhich: Arg! I am the submarine caption! [to the first mate] Fire the torpedo, and take down the being! First mate: Eye caption, eye caption! (A torpedo hits Andy in the eye.)

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I am the same guy that exists on Wikipedia, so my interests are still sports and comics.

Using anon IPs until recently (too lazy to create an account on Wikiquote...), I credit myself with a larger part of the Wikiquotes on

 * Ultimate Spider-Man
 * Shaquille O'Neal
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Sword of Truth

Memorable quotes from the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind The rule unwritten: Life is what we make of it. AND We are what life makes of us.

Wizard's Rules

 * 1) "People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Peoples' heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."
 * 2) * Wizard's First Rule, page 560
 * 3) "The greatest harm can result from the best intentions."
 * 4) * Stone of Tears, Chapter 63, page 886
 * 5) "Passion rules reason."
 * 6) * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 43, page 360
 * 7) "There is magic in sincere forgiveness. Magic to heal. In forgiveness you grant, but more so in forgiveness you receive."
 * 8) * Temple of the Winds, Chapter 41, page 318
 * 9) "Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie."
 * 10) * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 28, page 205
 * 11) "The most important rule there is, the Wizard's Sixth Rule: the only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason. The first law of reason is this: what exists, exists, what is, is and from this irreducible bedrock principle, all knowledge is built. It is the foundation from which life is embraced." — Richard
 * 12) * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 41, pages 459-60
 * 13) "Life is the future, not the past. The past can teach us, through experience, how to accomplish things in the future, comfort us with cherished memories, and provide the foundation of what has already been accomplished. But only the future holds life. To live in the past is to embrace what is dead. To live life to its fullest, each day must be created anew. As rational, thinking beings, we must use our intellect, not a blind devotion to what has come before, to make rational choices."
 * 14) * The Pillars of Creation, Chapter 60, page 549
 * 15) "Talga Vassternich. Deserve Victory."
 * 16) * Naked Empire, Chapter 61, page 626
 * 17) A contradiction cannot exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.
 * 18) * Chainfire, Chapter 48, page 489
 * 19) "Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self."
 * 20) * Phantom, Chapter 12, page 127
 * 21) "The rule of all rules. The rule unwritten." The Unwritten rule. Knowledge is earned not given.
 * 22) * Confessor, Chapter 65, page 592
 * 23) You can destroy those who speak the truth, but you cannot destroy the truth itself.
 * 24) * The Omen Machine, Chapter 70, page 446
 * 25) Life gives dimension to time.
 * 26) * The Third Kingdom, Chapter 26, page 175.
 * 27) “There have always been those who hate, and there always will be.”
 * 28) * Severed Souls, Chapter 47, page 306
 * 29) “In this world, everyone must die.  None of us has any choice in that.  Our choice is how we wish to live.”
 * 30) * Warheart, Chapter 52, page 389

Insightful Quotes

 * "[Richard] remembered what people always said, 'Trouble sires three children,' and knew immediately that he didn't want to meet the third child."
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 1, page 15

 * "Oh, but how I do love it when men I respect marry smart women. Nothing marks a man's character better than his attraction to intelligence." — Annalina "Ann" Aldurren
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 8, page 59

 * "'Profit' is a dirty word only to the leeches of the world. They want it seen as evil, so they can more easily snatch what they did not earn." — Victor
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 56, page 557

 * "We all can be only what we are, nothing more, or less." — Kahlan Amnell
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 3, page 31

 * "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent." — Kahlan
 * Faith of the Fallen

 * "There is no such thing as pure good or pure evil, least of all in people. In the best of us there are thoughts or deeds that are wicked, and in the worst of us, at least some virtue. An adversary is not one who does loathsome acts for their own sake. He always has a reason that to him is justification. My cat eats mice. Does that make him bad? I don't think so, and the cat doesn't think so, but I would bet the mice have a different opinion." — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 10, page 97

 * "Nothing is ever easy." — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 7, page 77

 * "Think of the solution, not the problem." — Richard
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "When you are out numbered, and the situation is hopeless, you have no option--you must attack." — The Adventures of Bonnie Day
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 49, page 511

 * "There is an old women's proverb, maybe you have heard it before. 'Never let a beautiful woman pick your path when there is a man in her line of sight.'" — Kahlan
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 34, page 359

 * "Fate does not seek our consent." — Zedd
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking." — Zedd

 * "I fear no secret of a person I trust, and he has no need to fear mine. It is part of being friends." — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 22, page 218

 * "My father taught me something very much like that. He said, 'Don't shed tears for those already in the ground, until after you have brought vengeance to those who put them there. There will be time enough, then.'" — Kahlan
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 29, page 322

 * "Youth. Youth holds much hope, but not much wisdom. I know the ways of people. Of men. He has been gone too long from my skirts. He will have long ago forgotten me, and found another." — Verna Sauventreen
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 31, page 336

 * "'Third time tricked, marks the fool.'" — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 36, page 390

 * "History is rarely made by reasonable men." — Zedd

 * "Don't worry about what might be...Worry about what is." — Zedd

 * "Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed." — Richard
 * Temple of the Winds

 * "Sometimes that's all life is: one desperate act after another." — Zedd
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 22, page 259

 * "Only a fool walks into the future backwards." — Commander General Trimack
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 2

 * "You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed." — Adie
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 21

 * "People are stupid." — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "One must observe before one acts, or more harm than help can be the result." — Drefan Rahl
 * Temple of the Winds, Chapter 13, page 153

 * "Knowledge is a destination. Truth, the journey." — Zedd

 * "In a land of blind people, a one-eyed woman could be queen." — Verna Sauventreen

 * "There is magic in patience, you know." — Zedd
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "It does the sheep no good to preach the goodness of a diet of grass, if the wolves are of a different mind." — Nathan Rahl
 * Stone of Tears

 * "Sometimes, in madness resides genius." — Richard

 * "Love is a passion for life shared with another person." — Nicci
 * Chainfire, Chapter 21

 * "Zedd used to tell me that if the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way." — Richard
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 35, page 254

 * "Evil is not one large entity, but a collection of countless, small depravities brought up from the muck by petty men." — Richard
 * Faith of the Fallen

 * "Everything is valuable under the right conditions. To a man dying of thirst, water be more precious than gold. To a drowning man, water be of little worth and great trouble." — Adie
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 17

 * "It is the first responsibility of a friend to provide a shoulder to cry on." — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 5, page 53

 * "Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides this one. Cut." — Richard
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 19

 * "Only those you trust can betray you." — Nathan Rahl
 * Stone of Tears

 * "Nathan said that sometimes prophecy overwhelms our attempts to outwit it, and that sometimes we think we are more clever than we are, believing we can stay the hand of fate, if we wish it hard enough." — Kahlan
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 5, page 39

 * "Teachings that defy reason defy reality; what defies reality defies life. Defying life is embracing death." — Richard
 * Confessor, Chapter 62, page 579

 * "Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it." — Richard
 * Faith of the Fallen

 * "Faith and feelings are the darkness to reason's light." — Richard
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 41

 * "Breathe." — Sliph
 * Blood of the Fold

 * “As you learn to be other than Mord-Sith, like I learned as I grew up, you'll find that being a friend is to like a person for who they are, even the parts you don't understand. The reasons you like them makes the things you don't understand unimportant. You don't have to understand, or do the same, or live their lives for them. If you truly care for them, then you want them to be who they are; that was why you liked them in the first place.” — Richard
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 36, page 312

 * "Slaves, slaves to anything or anyone, despite how much they abhor it, will often cling to that slavery out of fear the alternative would be insufferable. Look at a drunk, a slave to liquor, who thinks us cruel for trying to to get him abandon his slavery." — Ann
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 57, page 424

 * "Sometimes people choose evil because it suits them or because they're afraid, or because they think they will get something for themselves out of it." — Kahlan
 * Soul of the Fire

 * "Man is the only creature who willingly submits to the fangs of a predator." — Richard
 * Chainfire

 * "Everyone makes mistakes. How a person deals with their mistakes is a mark of their character." — Richard
 * Naked Empire, Chapter 2, page 12

Humorous Quotes

 * "Nicci looked up at Kahlan. 'Knives are not my talent.' 'It's not hard,' Kahlan said as she pressed the handle into Nicci's hand. 'When the time is right, just stick the pointed end somewhere important in someone you really don't like.'"
 * Confessor, Chapter 33

 * "If anything goes wrong, you die first." - Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "Bags, woman, shall I tell them that it would be rather inconvenient for them to attack right now and to please come back to kill us later?" — Zedd, to Verna
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 39, page 371

 * "'If we all knew each other's secrets, it would prove a very strange world. Besides, it would take all the fun out of the telling of them.' His thin lips widened in a smile, his eyes sparkled. 'But I fear no secret of a person I trust, and he has no need to fear mine. It is part of being friends.'" — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 22, page 218

 * "Stop looking so young and innocent all the time, Warren. It's just plain irritating." — Cara
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 35, page 342

 * Berdine: Lord Rahl has very big hands. They fit perfectly over my breasts. Kahlan: Well, my breasts aren't as large as yours, Berdine. I think Raina's hands would fit mine better.
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter, page 615

 * Zedd: "What's wrong with your leg?" Adie: "It not reach the ground. What be wrong with your eyes?"
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "Nathan bought himself a sword today. He is now fighting invisible monsters. He is a one thousand year old child." — Ann
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play." — Zedd
 * Temple of the Winds

 * "If you get yourself killed trying to rule the world, I will personally break every bone in your body." — Cara
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 16

 * "You want to be healed, now? Or would you prefer to bleed to death so I can try my hand at resurrection?" — Nathan Rahl
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 40, page 453

 * "Lord Rahl told us to protect you as we would protect him. If you are not careful, Mother Confessor, and needlessly endanger Lord Rahl...I will withdraw my permission for Richard to keep you." — Cara
 * Temple of the Winds

 * "Why would you say that? I've been told that I'm a most pleasant traveling companion. Do we have any of that sausage left?" — Zedd
 * Temple of the Winds, Chapter 19, page 219

 * "I have my wizard's rock along. Could I interest you? Naked?" — Zedd
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "Well finally! We did everything but to leave a note pinned to the hem of her dress that said, Oh by the way, the Prelate and the prophet are still alive, you dolt." — Nathan Rahl
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "She turned her face away. “Never. Get on with the torture before I fall asleep and miss it." — Cara
 * Temple of the Winds

 * "You look funny without your pants." — Scarlet
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "The elders are becoming concerned. They would like to know when they can have their spirit house back." — Zedd, to Richard and Kahlan
 * Soul of the Fire

 * "Come to me, brother wind! Gather about! Blow a gale for me! What's the matter with the two of you? Did you eat some bad berries?" — Richard

 * "The last time I saw one of the boxes of Orden, it was open, and it was sucking my bastard father into the underworld." — Richard
 * Stone of Tears

 * "Zedd, I'm tired of being dead." — Kahlan
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "You actually read the reports?!?" — Ann
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "Zedd has succumbed to a bout of loud cursing and arm flailing, he is swearing oaths about what he intends to do to Nathan, I am sure he will find most of his intentions physically impossible." — Ann
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "Lord Rahl, I know you like me the best, but stop thinking about my behind as I walk, and write your letter." — Berdine
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "I think you are bound and determined, one way or another, to have your clothes off in the spirit house." — Richard to Kahlan
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 28, page 283

 * "You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed." — Adie
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 21

 * "There can be powerful magic in acts of desperation." — Zedd
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 6, page 53

 * "Zedd thought that Mord-Sith must strut, even when they were alone..." — Zedd
 * Chainfire, Chapter 32, page 326

 * "They didn't like my Agiel. When you fixed the magic, I made them curse their mothers for ever meeting their fathers." — Cara
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 70, page 786

 * Richard: "I wonder what's bothering the chickens" Kahlan: "Maybe your grandfather is pestering them now, too. Or maybe they're grouchy because we kept them awake most of the night."
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 1, page 1

 * "Your grandfather?" Jennsen asked. "You mean, Wizard Zorander?" Richard's whole face softened with a splendid grin. "You've met Zedd, then. He's wonderful, isn't he?"  "He tried to kill me," Jennsen muttered.  "Zedd?" Richard scoffed. "Zedd's harmless."
 * Pillars of Creation

 * "You sure know a lot about magic," Jennsen said to Richard. Kahlan and Cara laughed so hard that Jennsen thought they might fall off their horses.  "I don't see why that's so funny," Richard grumbled.  The two of them laughed all the harder.
 * Pillars of Creation

 * Sister Dulcinia: "Prelate, men have uncontrollable urges." Verna: "So do I, but with the Creator's help I've so far managed not to strangle anyone."
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 21, page 237

 * "He mocks me whenever I say it looks like it will rain. His eyes get real big and he says, 'Magic! You must have magic, my boy, to read the clouds and know the future so.'" — Richard, on Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 5, page 58

 * "Lord Rahl and the Mother Confessor are not without protection Captain, they have me. Anything more than a Mord Sith is just pretty brass buttons." — Cara
 * Faith of the Fallen

 * "I'm not emaciated; I'm wiry. Most women find lean men appealing." — Zedd
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 15

 * "'My watch?' Kahlan asked. Cara nodded. 'I'll stand it if you'd like.'  Kahlan glanced over her shoulder as she sat up, seeing that Richard was still fast asleep. 'No,' she whispered. 'You get some sleep. You need rest, too.'  Kahlan yawned and stretched her back. She took Cara's elbow and pulled her a short distance away out of earshot, and leaned close. 'I think your right. There's more than enough of us to stand watch and all still get enough rest. Let's let Richard sleep till morning.'  Cara smiled her agreement before heading for her bedroll. Conspiracy designed to protect Richard suited the Mord-Sith."
 * Naked Empire, Chapter 5, page 38

Memorable Quotes

 * "It was an odd-looking vine."
 * Wizard's First Rule, first line of the series

 * "The wizards were under constant threat, and forbidden by edict from using magic. They knew that sooner or later they would be used against the people. They may have made mistakes in the past, and disappointed their teacher, but the most important thing they were taught was to be protectors of the people and in no way to bring them harm. As their most loving act for the people, they gave their lives to stop Darken Rahl. I think their teacher would have been proud." — Kahlan
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 7, page 74

 * She returned to Demmin Nass, who stood where he had been told to wait. There were tears in his eyes.  "Please, Mistress, command me."  Kahlan pulled a knife from his belt, ignoring his request. With her other hand, she unfastened the flanged battle mace from its hook. "Take off your pants." She waited until he had pulled them off and stood once more before her. "Kneel."  The coldness of her voice sent a shiver through Zedd as he watched the big man kneel before her...  Kahlan turned the mace around, holding the handle down to Nass.  "Hold this for me."  He took it and held it at his side. Kahlan kneeled down in front of him, close.  "Spread your legs," she ordered in an icy voice. She reached down between his legs, gripping him in one hand. He flinched, grimaced. "Don't move," she warned. He became still. "How many of the little boys you've molested have you killed?"  "I don't know, Mistress. I don't keep count. I've done it for many years, since I was young. I don't always kill them. Most live."  "Make a good guess." He thought a moment.  "More than eighty. Less than one hundred twenty."  Zedd could see the glint off the knife as she put it under him. Chase unfolded his arms, stood up straighter, his jaw muscles tightening at hearing what Demmin Nass had done.  "I'm going to cut these off. When I do, I don't want you to make a sound," she whispered. "Not one sound. Don't even flinch."  "Yes, Mistress."  "Look into my eyes. I wish to see it in your eyes."  Her arm with the knife strained, and jerked up. The blade came up red.  Demmin's knuckles around the mace were white.  The Mother Confessor rose to her feet in front of him. "Hold out your hand."  Demmin held a shaking hand before her. She put the bloody sack in his palm.  "Eat them." — Kahlan
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "Reality is irrelevant; Perception is everything." — Zedd

 * "Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours." — Words to the D'Haran devotion
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "That be a lie." — Adie
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "Fair warning to those living and those dead! The Seeker is named!" — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "I'll never look at an apple the same way again." — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "True as a boiling bog full of toasted toads." — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "Grrrraaaaattttcch lllluuuugggg RRRaaaacccchhhhaaarrrgg." — Gratch
 * Stone of Tears

 * "Dance with me, Death. I am ready." — Richard

 * "Gives a lot of orders for a woods guide." — Chase
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "I am the bringer of death, I have named myself so." — Richard
 * Stone of Tears

 * "Zedd, what in the name of everything good is a seeker?" — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "You may find, Sister Verna, that holding the leash to this collar is worse than wearing it. Much worse." — Richard
 * Stone of Tears

 * "Blade, be true this day." — Richard

 * "Bags!" — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "You are welcome to my sword when I am no longer breathing." — Richard

 * "I am dead. Only vengeance can restore me! Only victory can return my life to me!" — Kahlan
 * Stone of Tears

 * "The problem with my eyes is that they have been famished, but now they are feasting." — Zedd

 * "I am the Seeker. I can do anything." — Richard

 * "Promise made . . . . Promise kept!" — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "And the truth is that you are a bastard son, of a bastard son, of a bastard son! And all of those bastard sons, all the way back, had the gift. Worse, Zedd has the gift. You have the gift, but it is from two blood lines of wizards. You are a very dangerous person, Richard Rahl. You have the gift. In this case, I would be more inclined to call it a curse." — Shota
 * Stone of Tears

 * "To know Richard, is to know Kahlan." — Denna

 * "And so they sent me, because I do." — Kahlan

 * "What kind of plans would the Master Rahl have? I plan to conquer the world." — Richard
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "The beam in the central hall. I am sure of it." — Verna
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "As we Wizards go, I'm pretty harmless." — Zedd
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "Good-bye, Father Rahl. I trust you will die without my watching it." — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * "I will give you war; a real war, not a slaughter of women and children but a war lead by me, the Mother Confessor, a woman! War without quarter!" — Kahlan
 * Stone of Tears

 * "We will fight with our last breath if need be, and in our death, let us inflict a wound on him that will fester until it claims him." — Richard

 * "Friends don't bargain away another friend's rights. Or their hearts." — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 27, page 275

 * "We present Lord Rahl, the Seeker of Truth and wielder of the Sword of Truth, the bringer of death, the Master of D'Hara, the ruler of the Midlands, the commander of the gar nation, the champion of free people and bane of the wicked, and the betrothed of the Mother Confessor." — Berdine
 * Temple of the Winds

 * "Lunetta, I believe there is trouble. I believe the Creator is going insane." — Brogan
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 44, page 370

 * Richard: "If you don't tell me where the Mother Confessor is, you are going to die." Kahlan: "You are about to slit her throat, Richard."
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 50, 421

 * "I will bathe in that young man's blood." — Merissa
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "I'm Lord Rahl's favorite." — Berdine
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter 53, page 452

 * Verna: "What about my wrinkles?" Warren: "Someday, when you get wrinkles, I'll love them, too."
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "I will remember only that I loved him, and could never tell him." — Kahlan

 * "It's my life. If this is the end, all there is to be, then I will do with the rest of my life as I wish. It's my life to live, not yours to live for me. I'm going with you, and that is final." — Cara
 * Faith of the Fallen

 * "With hate in my heart...vengeance without mercy." — Anson

 * "The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest."
 * Soul of the Fire, Chapter 10, page 70

 * Princess Violet glared at him. "My mother says that Confessor Kahlan will come back and that we'll have a surprise for her the next time she comes here. I just want you to know because my mother said you'll be dead by then. My mother says I get to decide what to do to her. First, I'm going to cut off her hair." Her hands were in fists, her face red. "Then I'm going to let all the guards rape her, every one! Then I'm going to put her in the dungeon for a few years so they'll have someone to play with! Then when I get tired of hurting her, I'll have her head chopped off and put it on a pole where I can watch it rot!"  Richard actually felt sorry for the little Princess. The sadness for her came over him in a wave. At that feeling, he was surprised to feel the thing in him that had come awake rise up.  Princess Violet squeezed her eyes shut, stuck her tongue out far as she could. It was like a red flag. The strength of the awakened power exploded through him. He could feel her jaw shatter like a crystal goblet on a stone floor when his boot came up under it. The impact of the blow lifted the Princess into the air. Her own teeth severed her tongue before they, too, shattered. She landed on her back, a good distance away, trying to scream through the gushing blood.
 * Wizard's First Rule

 * (Nicci is going to see the statue) Once in place, her pulse pounding, she turned. Nicci's gaze rose up the legs, the robes, the arms, the bodies of the two peoples, up to their faces. She felt as if a giant fist squeezed her heart to a stop.  This was what was in Richard's eyes brought into existence in glowing white marble. To see it fully realized was like being struck by lightning.  In that instant, her entire life, everything that had ever happened to her, everything she had ever seen, heard, or done, seemed to come together in one flash of emotional violence. Nicci cried out in pain at the beauty of it, and more so at the beauty of what it represented.  Her eyes fell on the name carved in the stone base.  LIFE  Nicci collapsed to the floor in tears, in abject shame, in horror, in revulsion, in sudden blinding comprehension...In pure joy.
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 64

 * (Nicci reveals Richard's statue to Victor, Ishaq, and the rest of the town) "It was something the like of which most of these people had never in their lives seen.  It was vision to the blind.  It was water to the thirsty.  It was life to the dying."
 * Faith of the Fallen, Chapter 65

 * "Richard leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. 'I know what it's like to feel regret for how you were born, for what you have, or don't have. I hated being born the way I was - with the gift. But I came to realize how senseless such feelings are, how completely wrong it was to think that way.' 'But it's different with me,' Jennsen said as she pushed at the sand with a finger, erasing the little ruts she'd made with the pebble/ 'There are others like you - wizards or sorceresses with the gift. Everyone else can at least see colors, as you put it. I'm the only one like this.'  Richard gazed at his half sister, a beautiful, bright, un-gifted half sister that any previous Lord Rahl would have murdered on the spot, and was overcome with a radiant smile. 'Jennsen, I think of you as born pure. You're like a new snowflake, different than any other, and startlingly beautiful.'"
 * Naked Empire, Chapter 4, page 35

 * "Richard is a pebble in the pond - an individual at the center of so many things. He touches so many things. He has turned out to be a core element in all our lives. Everything turns on what he does, on the decisions he makes. If he takes a wrong step, we all fall down." — Ann
 * Confessor, Chapter 18, page 198

 * "Richard loves Kahlan. That says it all - it says everything." — Nicci
 * Confessor, Chapter 18, page 200

 * "Kahlan guide me. Kahlan teach me. Kahlan protect me. In your light I thrive. In your mercy I am sheltered. In your wisdom I am humbled. I live only to love you. My life is yours." — Richard
 * Wizard's First Rule, Chapter 48, page 553

 * "We'll fix it. Together. Always together." — Kahlan, to Richard
 * Stone of Tears

 * "I think Richard could find a way to make the sun rise at midnight." — Denna
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 16, page 242

 * "One way or another, you'll always be in my heart." — Richard, to Denna
 * Confessor

 * "You are a rare person, Richard Rahl." — Kahlan/Shar/Shota/Sliph/Adie

 * "Once lucky, twice confident, and thrice dead." — Zedd, to the Prelate
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "Who could forget Richard? Trouble and wonder in one package." — Sister Simona
 * Blood of the Fold

 * "[Zedd] always said that if you accept the possibility, then you make it real. I've decided that until someone proves it otherwise to me, I'm not going to accept his death. I believe in him. I believe he's alive and out there, somewhere, causing someone trouble." — Richard
 * Blood of the Fold, Chapter, page 619

 * (Richard addressing the Sisters of the Light when he first arrives at the Palace of the Prophets) "His fingers tapped the Rada’Han around his neck. 'As long as you keep this collar on me you are my captors and I am your prisoner. Since I have committed no aggression against you that makes us enemies. We are at war. Sister Verna has made a pledge to me that I will be taught to control the gift and when I have learned what is required I will be set free. For now, as long as you keep that pledge we have a truce. But there are conditions. I have been collared before. The person who put that collar on me brought me pain, to punish me, to teach me, to subdue me. That is the sole purpose of a collar, you collar a beast, you collar your enemies. I made her much the same offer I am making you. I begged her to release me, she would not. I was forced to kill her. Not one of you could ever hope to be good enough to lick her boots. She did as she did because she was tortured and broken; made mad enough to use a collar to hurt people. She did it against her nature. You do it because you think it is your right. You enslave in the name of your Creator. I don’t know your creator. The only one beyond this world who I know would do as you do is the Keeper. As far as I am concerned you may as well be the Keeper's disciples. If you do as she, and use this collar to bring me pain the truce will be ended. You may think you hold the leash to this collar, but I promise you if the truce ends you will find that what you hold is a bolt of lightning.'" — Richard
 * Stone of Tears, Chapter 49, page 511

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The Play

The Play is one of the most famous and highly discussed plays in the history of American college football, in which California used five laterals on the last play to beat Stanford 25-20 in the 1982 Big Game, regularly played in the San Francisco Bay Area. The following are useful and/or memorable quotes from people who were involved with The Play.

Quotes

 * All right, here we go with the kickoff. Harmon will probably try to squib it and he does. Ball comes loose and the Bears have to get out of bounds. Rodgers, along the sideline, another one... they're still in deep trouble at midfield, they tried to do a couple of – the ball is still loose, as they get it to Rodgers! They get it back now to the 30, they're down to the 20... Oh, the band is out on the field! He's gonna go into the end zone! He got into the end zone! Will it count? The Bears have scored, but the bands are out on the field! There were flags all over the place. Wait and see what happens; we don't know who won the game. There are flags on the field. We have to see whether or not the flags are against Stanford or Cal. The Bears may have made some illegal laterals. It could be that it won't count. The Bears, believe it or not, took it all the way into the end zone. If the penalty is against Stanford, California would win the game. If it is not, the game is over and Stanford has won. We've heard no decision yet. Everybody is milling around on the [the conferencing officials now finally signal a touchdown] FIELD! AND THE BEARS! THE BEARS HAVE WON! The Bears have won! Oh, my God! The most amazing, sensational, dramatic, heart-rending... exciting, thrilling finish in the history of college football! California has won the Big Game over Stanford! Oh, excuse me for my voice, but I have never, never seen anything like it in the history of I have ever seen any game in my life! The Bears have won it! There will be no extra point!
 * Cal announcer Joe Starkey of KGO-AM 810 Transcript of the radio call

 * I called all the officials together and there were some pale faces. The penalty flags were against Stanford for coming onto the field. I say, 'did anybody blow a whistle?' They say 'no'. I say, 'were all the laterals legal'? 'Yes'. Then the line judge, Gordon Riese, says to me, 'Charlie, the guy scored on that.' And I said, 'What?' I had no idea the guy had scored. Actually when I heard that I was kind of relieved. I thought we really would have had a problem if they hadn't scored, because, by the rules, we could have awarded a touchdown [to Cal] for [Stanford] players coming onto the field. I didn't want to have to make that call. I wasn't nervous at all when I stepped out to make the call; maybe I was too dumb. Gee, it seems like it was yesterday. Anyway, when I stepped out of the crowd, there was dead silence in the place. Then when I raised my arms, I thought I had started World War III. It was like an atomic bomb had gone off.
 * Game referee Chalres Moffet, quoted by Jake Curtis, 100th BIG GAME / The Play: The Defining Moment of the Big Game, SFGate.com (November 20, 1997)

 * As the chaos of The Play unfolded, concluding at our end of the field on the opposite side of the end zone, we tried to figure out what had happened. We remained confident. Surely that slapstick finish wouldn't be ruled a touchdown. The officials hustled to gather at midfield, and as they talked, the cheering of the Cal fans died down. The stadium became so quiet you could hear a heart drop. You just didn't know whether the heart would be blue and gold, or cardinal and white. The officials kept talking, and the longer they talked, the sense of foreboding in my stomach swelled like a pan of Jiffy-Pop. If they had this much to discuss, that meant there might be a touchdown. I turned to my friend and said, "This isn't good." What happened next is as vivid in my memory as the birth of my children. The referee, Charles Moffett, signaled touchdown, and you could see the news travel. The Cal fans reacted as if they were performing the wave. Not the normal wave, which races around the field. The cheering began at field level and spread to the top of the stadium, then rebounded and gathered speed as it went back down. The momentum seemed to carry the fans over the wall and onto the field, and in a matter of moments, the stands emptied.
 * Ivan Maisel, Nothing Compares to The Play, espn.com

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This a smaller, less interesting user page because most of my wiki activity is done at the English Wikipedia, where I have am an administrator. I registered this account on 2 September 2005, and I've been editing at Wikipedia since 13 November 2004.

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 * The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, 2 September 2005

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The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle is a comedy film released in 2000, starring De Niro, Russo, Alexander, Moose and Squirrel.

Dialogue

 * [Over stock footage of various historical events in a parody of a newsreel plays in a theater]
 * Narrator: [first lines] 1964: A crucial moment in American history: Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landslide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future. [scene cuts to show Bullwinkle pulling Rocky from his hat] And after 5 scintillating years on the air,
 * Bullwinkle J. Moose: Presto!
 * Narrator: The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is abruptly canceled.
 * Rocket "Rocky" J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle: [shocked] Canceled?!
 * [The duo is pulled away by a vaudeville hook as two janitors come by to clean up the mess]
 * Narrator: Uh, sorry about that, boys.
 * [The screen cuts to a card reading "TODAY", followed by shots of more recent live-action footage]
 * Narrator: A lot has changed in 35 years: Velcro has replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights on them, the Cold War is over, and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled.
 * [As the duo get pulled away again, the newsreel ends as a hobo yawns and exits the theater. Cut to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where things are looking lively with the locals]
 * Narrator: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town. [crossfade to a "third-world country version" of Frostbite Falls] Now, it was crippled by years of reruns.

 * [Rocky and Bullwinkle's arch-rivals, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale, and their leader, Fearless Leader, have transformed from animated characters into live action]
 * Minnie Mogul: Hey! How did that happen?
 * Fearless Leader: We are attached to the project.

 * [as Karen Sympathy, a beautiful FBI agent, activates "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Movie" in a studio lighthouse, a green light shines from a projector. Cuts back to Frostbite Falls where Rocky and Bullwinkle spot it]
 * Rocky: What's happening?
 * Bullwinkle: Cobs and shuckins, Rock! The president must be beaming us to Washington!
 * Rocky: That's not the president, Bullwinkle, that's a green light from Hollywood. Those TV people must've changed their minds.
 * [The green light hits Rocky and Bullwinkle]
 * Rocky and Bullwinkle: Whoa!!!!!!!
 * Narrator's Mother: [as the green light takes her son with them] Goodbye, Sonny!
 * Narrator: I'll be back for hiatus, Ma!
 * Bullwinkle: Hang on, Rocky!!
 * Narrator: Mama!!!!!
 * [Rocky and Bullwinkle, now in C.G.I. animation, get sucked into the projector of the lighthouse. They get dropped out into the room of the lighthouse]
 * Rocky: Hokey smoke! Are you alright?
 * Bullwinkle: Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show. Look how well they drew that girl.
 * Karen Sympathy: It's you. It's really you! Rocky… and Bull-- Bull-- Bull--
 * Bullwinkle: I believe the word you're searching for is "winkle".
 * Karen: Bullwinkle.
 * Rocky: Hey, what network are you from?
 * Karen: I'm not from any network. Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.

 * Fearless Leader: Silence! [a message from the White House has arrived] It's a message from the mole at the White House!
 * Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Moose and Squirrel!
 * Fearless Leader: [tearing the message and throws it on the floor] Moose and Squirrel. How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?!
 * Boris: Uh, 28?
 * Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally.
 * Boris: After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel! [kisses Fearless Leader's hand]
 * Natasha: Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us! [kisses Fearless Leader's other hand]

 * [Karen, Rocky and Bullwinkle spot Boris and Natasha with a cannon]
 * Karen: What's with the cannon?
 * Boris and Natasha: It's traditional!
 * [Boris lights the fuse on the cannon]
 * Rocky and Bullwinkle: RUN!!!! [run off]

 * [The cannon doesn't fire]
 * Boris and Natasha: [looking at each other in confusion] Where is the boom?

 * Narrator: [as Boris and Natasha see a helicopter] Oh, damn! Never mind.

 * Narrator: Yes, Boris and Natasha were back in business, but they have no way of discovering the route our heroes have taken and-- [Boris snatches the map from the fourth wall] Hey! You can't do that!

 * Rocky: [after he saved Karen from falling while Bullwinkle flies on the airplane] Hang on, Karen! Hang on! If I could just--
 * [Rocky carries Karen by her legs and back]
 * Karen: Rocky! You're flying! You're flying!
 * Rocky: Yes, I am! I certainly am! New York City, here we come!

 * Cappy von Trapment: [to Bullwinkle, while wearing his mask and headphones at the White House] Bullwinkle, don't watch! Bullwinkle! Oh, no, not you, too!

 * Cappy von Trapment: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
 * Bullwinkle: OK, Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle.
 * Cappy "Frank" von Trapment: [shaking Bullwinkle's hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.
 * Bullwinkle: I thought you said your name was Frank.
 * Frank: Shut up, Bullwinkle!
 * Bullwinkle: OK, Frank.
 * Frank: As we speak, 99% of the country is slobbering in front of the television.
 * Bullwinkle: What's so strange about that?
 * Frank: Listen to me! We haven't heard from Karen. I think she and Rocky are in terrible danger. Let's get you to New York!
 * Bullwinkle: I thought this was New York.
 * Frank: No, Bullwinkle, that's Washington out there! That's Washington!
 * Bullwinkle: [looking at President Signoff] Really? Where's that little white wig he always wears?
 * Frank: [annoyed] Oh, it's no use.

 * Bullwinkle: If only there were some ways of transmitting computer-generated animated characters across great distances in the blink of an eye.
 * Frank: Bullwinkle, that's it!
 * Bullwinkle: It is?
 * Frank: Yes, it's our only chance! We're gonna E-mail you to Karen in New York.
 * Bullwinkle: OK, but don't you think she'd rather get flowers?
 * Frank: Just shut up and hold on!
 * Bullwinkle: OK.
 * Frank: [grabbing Bullwinkle and is about to shove him inside the computer scanner drive] 1, 2…
 * Bullwinkle: 3!

 * Bucky Weasel: Look, I'm hanging four! Surf's up, dude!
 * Bullwinkle: Hang on, Rocky! I'm coming!

 * Boris Badenov: FEARLESS LEADER, MOOSE IS LOOSE!!!
 * Fearless Leader: GET THEM!!!!!!

 * [last lines]
 * Bullwinkle: Bye!
 * Rocky: Bye-bye!

Character Voices

 * June Foray — Rocky, Natasha (cartoon voice), Narrator's Mom
 * Susan Berman Mark Silverman Kristen Lowman — Rocky (stand-in voice)
 * Keith Scott — Bullwinkle, Narrator, Fearless Leader & Boris (cartoon voices)
 * Susan Berman — Bucky Weasel

Live-Action Characters

 * Rene Russo — Natasha
 * Jason Alexander — Boris
 * Randy Quaid — Cappy "Frank" von Trapment
 * Kel Mitchell — Martin
 * Kenan Thompson — Lewis
 * Piper Perabo — Karen Sympathy
 * Robert De Niro — Fearless Leader

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David Mamet

David Alan Mamet (born November 30, 1947) is an American playwright, screenwriter, film director, director, poet, essayist and novelist.

Quotes

 * My alma mater is the Chicago Public Library.

 * The art of the theater is action. It is the study of commitment. The word is an act. To SAY the word in such a way as to make it heard and understood by all in the theater is a commitment — it is the highest art to see a human being out on a stage speaking to a thousand of his or her peers saying, 'These words which I am speaking are the TRUTH — they are not an approximation of any kind. They are the God's truth, and I support them with my life,' which is what the actor does on stage.
 * Writing in Restaurants (1987)

 * Before you can steal fire from the Gods you gotta be able to get coffee for the director
 * Bambi vs. Godzilla: On the Nature, Purpose, and Practice of the Movie Business (2007)

 * We don't have to worry about making it interesting; all we have to worry about is getting rid of the pig.
 * Three Uses of the Knife (1996)

 * [T]he job of mass entertainment is to cajole, seduce and flatter consumers to let them know that what they thought was right is right, and that their tastes and their immediate gratification are of the utmost concern of the purveyor. The job of the artist, on the other hand, is to say, wait a second, to the contrary, everything that we have thought is wrong. Let's reexamine it.

Richard Roma

 * Cop couldn't find his fucking couch, the living room.

 * Or me lying in the... Let me tell ya... Lying in bed the next day, she brought me cafe au lait, she gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete. Eh?

 * You ever take a dump, made you feel you'd just slept for twelve hours?

 * Then I'm over the fucking top and you owe me a Cadillac. And I don't want any fucking shit and I don't give a shit.

 * Patel?!?! Ravadahm Patel?!?! How am I going to make a living on these deadbeat wogs?! Where'd you get this from, a morgue? Oh come on! What's the fuckin' point?! What's the fuckin' point in any case!? I gotta argue with you?  I gotta knock heads with the cops? I'm busting my balls, sell your dirt to two deadbeats; money in a mattress.  I come back, you can't even keep the contracts safe. I got to go out and close them again. What the fuck am I wasting my time... Fuck this shit!

 * Patel? Fuck you.  Fuckin' Shiva handed him a million dollars, told him sign the deal, he wouldn't sign. And Vishnu, too into the bargain.

 * I find out whose fuckin' cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and figure out a way to have your ass, FUCK YOU!

 * You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? May be. And then what?

 * You stupid fucking cunt. Williamson! I'm talking to you shithead! You just cost me $6,000. $6,000, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it...asshole? You fucking shit! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt?! You idiot! Whoever told you that you could work with men?! Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm going downtown, I'm going to talk to Mitch and Murray! I'm going to Lemkin! I don't care whose nephew you are...who you know...whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out! I swear to you, you're going out! Anyone in this office lives on his wits. I'm going to be with you in a second. What you are hired for, is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To HELP us. Not to FUCK US UP! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man. I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off, maybe I can tell our friends here a little something that might help him to catch you. You want to learn the first rule you'd know if you'd ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth til you know what the shot is. You fucking child.

Dave Moss

 * Yes, well that's very cute, but you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit.

 * Anybody that talks to this asshole is a fuckin' asshole.

 * Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class? You're fucked, Rick.

 * Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map.

 * Well, to the law, you’re an accessory. Before the fact.

Shelley Levene

 * That's fucked. That's fucked. You don't look at the fucking percentage. You look at the gross.

 * What the hell are you? You're a fuckin' secretary. Fuck you. That's my message to ya: fuck you and kiss my ass, and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, fuck you. Now, I want you to put me on the cadillac board and I want two promising leads and I don't want any bullshit and I want them close together because I am going to close them all, and that is all I have to say to you! [flips him off]

 * Get the chalk! Get the fucking chalk! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board! Williamson! Pick up the fucking chalk!  Hey, Rick I closed em!  I closed the cocksucker!

 * I point back in the living room, back to the sideboard. I didn't fucking know there was a sideboard there!

 * You are a shithead, Williamson. If you can't think on your feet you oughta keep your mouth shut.

 * April to September it's me, it's no fucking Moss! Due respect... he's an order taker. Talks... oh, talks a good game. But look at the board, and it's me John. It's me.

 * A man should BE his job. You are FUCKED at yours.

John Williamson

 * Where have you been, Shelly? Bruce and Harriet Nyborg. Do you want to see the memos...? They're nuts... they used to call in every week [...] Did you see how they were living? [...] The people are insane. They just like talking to salesmen.

The Secret Knowledge

 * The goal of the Left is a government-run country and that of the Right the freedom of the individual from government. Page 236.

 * A society can neither advance nor improve without excess of disposable income. This excess can only be amassed through the productions of goods and services necessary or attractive to the mass. A financial system which allows this leads to inequality; one that does not leads to mass starvation. Page 10.

 * The good causes of the Left may generally be compared to NASCAR; they offer the diversion of watching things go excitingly around in a circle, getting nowhere. Page 11.

 * Society functions in a way much more interesting than the multiple-choice pattern we have been rewarded for succeeding at in school. Success in life comes not from the ability to choose between the four presented answers, but from the rather more difficult and painfully acquired ability to formulate the questions. Page 28

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The Andy Griffith Show

The Andy Griffith Show (1960–1968) follows Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry, North Carolina through both his public and private life. Sheriff Taylor nabs criminals with the help of his deputy Barney Fife (played by Don Knotts) and deals with the shenanigans of his fellow citizens, while providing life lessons to his son Opie.

Andy

 * "Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat.

 * "You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6

 * "But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'.

 * "You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5

 * "Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken. And, I'm having crow..."  [in answer to Opie's questions what's for dinner after Andy realized he was terribly in the wrong about something he thought Opie did].

Barney Fife

 * Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules. The first rule is: OBEY ALL RULES. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work...to erase writing...OFF of walls. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life.  If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation.

 * Jay walking is rampant!

 * Of course you smell gas. What do you think this car runs on, coal?

 * Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!

 * "You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in 'The Return of Malcom Merriwether'.

 * "Well, where there's smoke there's firewater." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'

 * "Maybe this will explain why Aunt Bee's feeling so good." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'

 * "Sure Mike, sure." Barney drunkenly says to Andy after Otis spikes the spring water in 'Barney and the Governor.'

Gomer/Goober

 * "Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."

 * "You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"

 * "Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")

 * "Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle

 * "Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression.

Other/Unsorted

 * Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby.

 * "Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award.

 * "Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"

 * Ernest T. Bass: It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!

 * Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far."

 * Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)

 * NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking)

 * Otis: [singing childlike to Barney who out of pride voluntarily put himself in the other cell] "Barney's in Jail! Barney's in Jail!"

Dialogue

 * Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy.

 * Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?

 * Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here. "Henry 'Shopping Bag' Leonetti. Grand Larceny; $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Grand Theft Auto; reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Forgery; reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy?

 * Andy: What?

 * Barney: 8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands; only one small hitch.

 * Andy: We don't know where they are.

 * Barney: Right!

(from episode "Opie and the Spoiled Kid")

 * Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!
 * Barney: Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff. Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!
 * Andy: It must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!

---

 * Barney: I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights!  You can check the manual!  Every one of them was as guilty as sin!
 * Andy: Listen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute.  Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book.  But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds.
 * Barney: Yeah; I guess you're right. I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me.
 * Andy: I know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard.

--

 * Mayor Pike: Oh, it's an outrage, Sheriff! That's what it is!  An outrage!

 * Andy: What'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?
 * Barney: Just about! [chuckles]

---

 * Otis: Well, now; maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell nothin' much without my glasses.
 * Andy: Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?
 * Otis: I can't tell! I wasn't wearing my glasses!
 * Andy: I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney. You can go, Otis.
 * Otis: Thanks, Andy.

 * Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies.
 * Barney: Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!
 * Andy: Well...
 * Barney: I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!"  Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!
 * [The people laugh.]
 * Andy: Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee...
 * Aunt Bee: Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!"
 * [The people laugh.]
 * Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?
 * Aunt Bee: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!
 * [The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]

(from episode "Andy Saves Barney's Morale" by Frank Tarloff writing as David Adler (1961))

 * Clarabelle Morrison: Oh, look; there's the Sheriff. Good.
 * Jennifer Morrison: Let's go in!
 * Clarabelle: Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you?  A lady never goes into a barber shop!
 * Jennifer: I'm sorry, Clarabelle; I keep forgetting. It's just that the odor of witch hazel atones me.
 * Clarabelle: Jennifer, you have got to control yourself!
 * Jennifer: But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know.
 * Clarabelle: Well, we will. We'll wait outside for him.

(from episode "Alcohol and Old Lace")

More Dialogue

 * Barney: "Let's you and me dance."
 * Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?"
 * Barney: "You're beginning to get to me."
 * Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)

Cast

 * Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor
 * Ronny Howard as Opie Taylor
 * Don Knotts as Barney Fife
 * Elinor Donahue as Ellie Walker
 * Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee
 * Hal Smith as Otis Campbell

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Dharma & Greg

Dharma & Greg (1997-2002) was an American sitcom about a mismatched married couple. It starred Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson in the title roles. In April 2002, ABC ended the series after 5 seasons.

Pilot [1.1]

 * [First lines in the series]
 * Young Dharma: Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries.
 * Abby O'Neil: Very good. Now the water signs.
 * Young Dharma: Pisces, Scorpio... Abby, look. Policemen.
 * Larry Finkelstein: And what do we say to policemen?
 * Young Dharma: I have a Fourth Amendment right prohibiting you from conducting an unreasonable search.
 * Larry Finkelstein: [offering her the "down low" hand slap] Yeah. Give me some skin.

And The In-Laws Meet [1.2]

 * Greg: It's raining. We're not going to sleep in the rain, are we?
 * Dharma: No, silly, you don't sleep in the rain. You make love in the rain.
 * Greg: Ah. What if there's lightning?
 * Dharma: Then you get to be on top.

 * Dharma: He acted this way when I wanted to be a Girl Scout.
 * Larry: It's a para-military organization with cookies.

 * Larry: Next thing you know, she'll get a social security number.
 * Dharma: I got one.
 * Larry: What? Why?
 * Dharma: I opened a checking account.
 * Larry: Are you insane? You're on the grid now. They can find you anywhere.
 * Greg: Who's "they"?
 * Larry: You.

And Then There's The Wedding [1.4]

 * [Before Dharma and Greg's wedding]
 * Dharma: Can you see me?
 * Greg: Yes.
 * Dharma: Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.
 * [Kitty comes in]
 * Kitty: What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!
 * Dharma: See, that's what I thought!

 * Abby: Larry, did you eat meat?
 * Larry: No.
 * Abby: You ate meat. I can smell it.
 * Larry: That's my tongue. It's made of meat.

 * Kitty: Look! Look at these! They're awful!
 * Edward: They're just flowers. Nobody cares.
 * Kitty: And by "nobody", you mean "you".
 * Edward: Yes.
 * Kitty: Well, let me tell you something, Edward. Everybody cares. And by "everybody" I mean "me". I care, Edward. That is my job in this family. I care. I care at every Christmas dinner. I care at every business function. I care everytime that maid puts a meal down in front of you. And for some reason or other, you don't seem to notice.
 * Edward: All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.
 * Kitty: Thank you, Thank you, Edward. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.
 * Edward: Don't lose the pen this time.

The First Thanksgiving [1.10]

 * Kitty: Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries, someone is rushed to the emergency room and a perfectly lovely bird gets wasted. Which, if I don't eat soon, will be me.

 * Dharma: Kitty where's the potato masher
 * Kitty: I told you I gave her the day off

Old Yeller [1.14]

 * Dharma: Honey.. I love you, but bite me.

The Cat's Out Of The Bag [1.20]

 * Dharma: What's going on?
 * Greg: Well there is no pretty way to say this but my father picked up a woman who robbed him and left him tied to a bed in a hotel room...
 * Pete: Hey buddy, take it easy on him it can be pretty upsetting the first time.

 * Kitty: (Reads Fortune Cookie) True wealth is measured in friendships. Oh nonsense

Much Ado During Nothing [1.22]

 * Kitty: What is it ?
 * Greg: It's a duck.
 * Ed: That's not a duck, it's a goose.
 * Dharma: Yes, but captain, my captain, goose does not rhyme...

Invasion Of The Buddy Snatcher [1.23]

 * Roger: Dharma do you have anything for a headache ?
 * Dharma: Why what's the matter ?
 * Roger: I have a headache...
 * Dharma: Well Roger that's just a symptom, I mean usually there is an emotional problem that goes along with a physical illness...
 * Roger: Yeah, aspirin, ibuprofen...
 * Dharma: Loneliness, depression, anger...

 * Pete: So it doesn't bother you that your wife is talking to Stuart about his...well you know ?
 * Greg: You can say impotence.
 * Pete: No you can't ! Cause if you say it, you think it and if you think it you got it !

 * Larry: I can not endorse by my actions any system that places one human being in servitude to an other.

Ringing Up Baby [2.1]

 * Greg: Pete, she's having a baby !
 * Pete: Yeah but she's giving it to you !
 * Greg: No, she's not !
 * Pete: Hey how long after they have the kid do they keep making milk ?
 * Greg: Seek professional help you are ill.

 * Greg: We'll get her things and we'll go to the hospital.
 * Dharma: Why she's not sick ?!
 * Greg: Dharma, people have babies in hospitals
 * Dharma: Yeah, I know isn't it horrible ?

 * Kitty: You're not going to take this girl to a hospital ?
 * Aby: Why, she's not sick !
 * Greg: Mother, maybe you could give her a hand ?
 * Kitty: Oh I don't know anything about childbirth !
 * Greg: What do you mean, you had me ?
 * Kitty: Oh Gregory don't be vulgar !

It Takes a Village [2.2]

 * Greg: Who are all this people ?
 * Abby: Oh they're gonna help us with the baby.
 * Greg: Why ?
 * Dharma: Because it takes a village to raise a child Greg.
 * Greg: It does ?

 * Kitty: And, I realised that my true destiny was to be the matriarch of a large powerfull family. Like the Kennedys. But not catholic.
 * Dharma: So why didn't you had a lot of kids ?
 * Kitty: I couldn't have any more after Gregory
 * Dharma: Oh really I'm sorry... Why ?
 * Kitty: It hurt too bad.

Turn Turn Turn [2.3]

 * Kitty: Edward tell him.
 * Edward: What happened to "shut up and drive"?

 * Kitty: Oh please ! You mean your gonna get my grandson drunk and perform a surgery on him in the living room ?
 * Abby: You know, look frankly, Kitty I don't believe in circumcision either, but when it comes to penises Larry is very Jewish.

 * Dharma: Picture how incredible would have been high school if your mother had sat you down and taught you how to please a woman ?
 * Greg: Thanks for that picture honey I may never have sex again...

See Dharma Run [2.16]

 * Greg:  Are you sure you're ok ?
 * Pete:  Yeah, I'm fine...
 * Greg:  What's going on with you and that girl, what's her name, Eileene ?
 * Pete:  There is no Eileen... I made her up
 * Greg:  But... You said you met her parents, and that they hated you ?
 * Pete:  They would have...

 * Jane: What's new?
 * Pete: My life is empty and has no meaning.
 * Jane: I asked you what's new.

 * Larry: Don't touch their money Dharma, it's a deal with the devil.
 * Kitty: Are you calling us the devil ?
 * Larry: You only want her elected so she'll wage war to support your military-industrial complex !
 * Greg: San Francisco Board of Supervisors does not wage war...
 * Larry: Of course not, they send the young boys ! Where have all the flowers gone, answer me that !
 * Ed: You smoked them, Finklestein.

The Mamas and the Papas [5.23/24]

 * [Last lines in the series]

Cast

 * Jenna Elfman - Dharma Freedom Montgomery, née Finkelstein
 * Thomas Gibson - Gregory "Greg" Clifford Montgomery
 * Susan Sullivan - Katherine "Kitty" Montgomery
 * Mitchell Ryan - Edward Montgomery
 * Mimi Kennedy - Abigail Kathleen "Abby" O'Neil
 * Alan Rachins - Myron Lawrence "Larry" Finkelstein
 * Shae D'Lyn - Jane Deaux
 * Joel Murray - Peter James "Pete" Cavanaugh

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Some Like It Hot

Some Like It Hot is a 1959 film about two musicians who, after accidentally witnessing the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, disguise themselves as women and flee south in an all-female band. In 2000, the American Film Institute listed Some Like It Hot as the greatest American comedy film of all time.
 * Directed by Billy Wilder. Written by Robert Thoeren and Michael Logan

The movie too HOT for words! taglines

Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

 * I'm not very bright, I guess...just dumb. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band...I used to sing with male bands but I can't afford it anymore...That's what I'm running away from. I worked with six different ones in the last two years. Oh, brother!...I can't trust myself. I have this thing about saxophone players, especially tenor sax...I don't know what it is, they just curdle me. All they have to do is play eight bars of 'Come to Me, My Melancholy Baby' and my spine turns to custard. I get goose pimply all over and I come to 'em...every time... That's why I joined this band. Safety first. Anything to get away from those bums...You don't know what they're like. You fall for 'em and you really love 'em - you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin - and the next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses...Then one morning you wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again. You see what I mean? Not very bright...I can tell you one thing - it's not gonna happen to me again - ever. I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
 * Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

Dialogue

 * Jerry: [breaks down into tears] Oh, why did I ever let you talk me into this?
 * Joe: Why are you even speaking to me about it?
 * Jerry: I just don't have a good feeling about this.
 * Joe: Oh, come on! What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time.
 * Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't?
 * Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn!
 * Jerry: [Jerry notices the badge of an undercover agent at a nearby table] Joe...?
 * Joe: Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.
 * Jerry: Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!

 * Sig Poliakoff: The instruments are right but you're not...
 * Jerry: Wait a minute. What's wrong with us?
 * Sig Poliakoff: You're the wrong shape. Goodbye!
 * Joe: What are you looking for — hunchbacks or something?
 * Sig Poliakoff: Oh, it's not the backs that worry me...
 * Jerry: Well, then, what is it then?
 * Joe: Yeah! What kind of a band is this, anyway?
 * Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five...
 * Jerry: Oh, we could pass for that!
 * Sig Poliakoff: ..you gotta be blonde...
 * Jerry: We could dye our hair!
 * Sig Poliakoff: ...and you gotta be girls.
 * Jerry: We could—!
 * Joe: No, we couldn't!

 * Jerry: [in high heels] How do they walk in these things, huh? How do they keep their balance?
 * Joe: It must be the way the weight is distributed. Now, come on.
 * Jerry: It's so drafty. They must be catching cold all the time, huh?
 * Joe: Will you quit stalling? We're gonna miss the train.
 * Jerry: I feel naked. I feel like everybody's staring at me!
 * Joe: With those legs, are you crazy? Now, come on.
 * [They see Sugar Kane]
 * Jerry: Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
 * Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

 * Beinstock: Saxophone, Bass. Am I glad to see you girls. You saved our lives.
 * Jerry/Daphne: Likewise, I'm sure.
 * Sue: Where did you girls play before?
 * Jerry/Daphne: Here, there, and around.
 * Joe/Josephine: We spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.

 * Jerry: Now you've done it! Now you have done it!
 * Joe: Done what?
 * Jerry: You tore off one of my chests!

 * Jerry: [about the women] How about that talent, huh? Like falling into a tub of butter.
 * Joe: Watch it, Daphne.
 * Jerry: When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream. I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop and there was goodies all around. There was jellyrolls and mocha eclairs and sponge cake, and Boston creme pie and cherry tarts -
 * Joe: Don't. Listen to me. No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet!

 * Joe/Josephine: Men! Oh, you don't have to worry about that.
 * Jerry/Daphne: We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts! Eight hands. And they...they all just want one thing from a girl.
 * Beinstock: [indignantly] I beg your pardon, Miss!

 * Sugar: I want to thank you for covering up for me. You're a real pal.
 * Jerry/Daphne: Oh, it's nothing. I-uh, I just thought that us girls should stick together.
 * Sugar: If it wasn't for you, they would have kicked me off the train. I'd be out in the middle of nowhere sitting on my ukelele.
 * Jerry/Daphne: Oh, it's freezing outside. When I think about you and your poor ukelele!
 * Sugar: If there's ever anything I can do for you?
 * Jerry/Daphne: [aside] I can think of a million things. [She climbs into Daphne's berth] That's one of 'em.

 * Jerry: Dirty old man...I just got pinched in the elevator.
 * Joe: Now you know how the other half lives.
 * Jerry: Look at that. I'm not even pretty.
 * Joe: They don't care. Just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
 * Jerry: Really. Well I'm sick of being the flag. I want to be a bull again.
 * Joe: So you got pinched in the elevator. So what! Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?...What's the beef? We're sitting pretty. Look, we've got room and board, we're getting paid every week...
 * Jerry: I know why you want to stay here. You're after Sugar.
 * Joe: Me after Sugar?
 * Jerry: I saw you, the both of you on that bus, all lovey-dovey and whispering and giggling and borrowing each other's lipstick. I saw ya.
 * Joe: What are you talking about?...We're just like sisters.
 * Jerry: Well I'm your fairy godmother. And I'm gonna keep an eye on you.

 * Jerry: Have I got things to tell you!
 * Joe: What happened?
 * Jerry: I'm engaged.
 * Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
 * Jerry: I am!
 * Joe: WHAT?!
 * Jerry: Osgood proposed to me! We're planning a June wedding.
 * Joe: What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.
 * Jerry: Why, you think he's too old for me?
 * Joe: Jerry, you can't be serious.
 * Jerry: Why not? He keeps marrying girls all the time.
 * Joe: But, you're not a girl! You're a guy, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
 * Jerry: For security! Look, I know there's a problem, Joe.
 * Joe: I'll say there is.
 * Jerry: His mother - we need her approval, but I'm not worried because I don't smoke.
 * Joe: Jerry. There's another problem, like what are you gonna do on your honeymoon?
 * Jerry: We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I'm kinda leaning toward Niagra Falls.
 * Joe: My God.
 * Jerry: I don't expect it to last Joe. I'll tell him when the time's right.
 * Joe: Like when?
 * Jerry: Like right after the ceremony. Then we get a quick annulment, he makes a nice little settlement on me and I keep getting those alimony checks every month.
 * Joe: Jerry listen to me there are laws, conventions. It's just not been done.
 * Jerry: Joe this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire.
 * Joe: Oh, Jerry — Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.
 * Jerry: I'm a boy.
 * Joe: That's the boy.
 * Jerry: I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
 * Joe: What engagement present?
 * Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
 * Joe: [examining it] Hey, these are real diamonds!
 * Jerry: Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?

 * Jerry: I feel like such a tramp, taking jewelry from a man under false pretenses.
 * Joe: Get it while you're young. You'd better fix your lips. You wanna look good for Osgood, don't ya?
 * Jerry: It's just gonna break his heart when he finds out I can't marry him.
 * Joe: So, it's gonna break Sugar's heart when she finds that I'm not a millionaire. That's life. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.
 * Jerry: What are you giving me with the omelette?
 * Joe: Nag, nag, nag. Look, we've got a yacht, we've got a bracelet. You've got Osgood, I've got Sugar. We'll be really cookin'!

 * Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running away from.
 * Sugar: I know, every time.
 * Joe: Sugar, do yourself a favor. Go back to where the millionaires are, the sweet end of the lollipop, not the cole slaw in the face, the old socks and the squeezed-out tube of toothpaste.
 * Sugar: That's right. Pour it on. Talk me out of it. [She grabs him to kiss him]

 * Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
 * Daphne: Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
 * Osgood: We can have it altered.
 * Daphne: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
 * Osgood: Why not?
 * Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
 * Osgood: Doesn't matter.
 * Daphne: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
 * Osgood: I don't care.
 * Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
 * Osgood: I forgive you.
 * Daphne: [Tragically] I can never have children!
 * Osgood: We can adopt some.
 * Daphne/Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! [Whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice] Uhhh, I'm a man!
 * Osgood: [Looks at him then turns back, unperturbed] Well, nobody's perfect!
 * Note: the bolded line is ranked #48 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Taglines

 * The movie too HOT for words!
 * Marilyn Monroe and her bosom companions

Cast

 * Marilyn Monroe — Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk
 * Tony Curtis — Joe/"Josephine"/"Shell Oil Junior"
 * Jack Lemmon — Jerry (Gerald)/"Daphne"
 * George Raft — "Spats" Colombo
 * Pat O'Brien — Detective Mulligan
 * Joe E. Brown — Osgood Fielding III
 * Nehemiah Persoff — "Little Bonaparte"
 * Joan Shawlee — Sweet Sue
 * Dave Barry — Mister Beinstock
 * Billy Gray — Sig Poliakoff
 * Barbara Drew — Nellie Weinmeyer
 * George E. Stone — "Toothpick" Charlie
 * Mike Mazurki — Spats's henchman
 * Harry Wilson — Spats's henchman
 * Edward G. Robinson Jr. — Johnny Paradise
 * Beverly Wills — Dolores

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The links in this template need to be made Wikiquote-specific, rather than referencing Wikipedia's not-entirely-appropriate guidelines. 121a0012 05:27, September 4, 2005 (UTC)

 * Thanks for the heads-up. I changed a couple of links in the template: the link to people is now a category link, since the list is semi-deprecated. The link to "higher standard" is now a link to the templates, which is the only place I'm aware of where the "perfect format is explained". Please comment if you have further issues, and at some point I hope to replace the template with what you see below. Thanks ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 06:05, 4 September 2005 (UTC)

 This people article needs cleanup. Please edit this article to conform to a higher standard of article quality.

 * Wouldn't the "higher standard" wikilink be better pointed at Manual_of_style? I also think a better link than the wikipedia cleanup link could be found (or created). Ceyockey 00:00, 10 October 2005 (UTC)

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Hi. I have reverted your changes to Pokémon. Episode references are critical for verifiability of quotes. I agree the formatting is lousy, and could be formatted better -- see Templates/TV shows. However, the information is important and should not be lost. ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 06:22, 4 September 2005 (UTC)

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Great Expectations (1998 film)

Great Expectations is a 1998 contemporary film adaptation of the Charles Dickens novel of the same name, starring Ethan Hawke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert De Niro, Anne Bancroft and Chris Cooper.
 * Directed by Alfonso Cuarón. Written by Mitch Glazer.

Let desire be your destiny. (taglines)

Finn

 * I'm not going to tell the story the way it happened. I'm going to tell it the way I remember it.
 * What's it like not to feel anything?
 * I knew that little girl and I saw the light in her eyes, and no matter what you say or do, that's still what I see.
 * Seven years passed, I stopped going to Paradiso Perduto, I stopped painting. I put aside the fantasy and the wealthy, and the heavenly girl who did not want me. None of it would happen to me again. I'd seen through it. I elected to grow up.
 * The night all of my dreams came true, and like all happy endings, it was a tragedy, of my own device, for I succeeded. I had cut myself loose from Joe, from the past, from the Gulf, from poverty I had invented myself. I'd done it cruelly, but I had done it. I was free!
 * If this isn't love, I don't think I can handle the real thing, baby.
 * It's my heart, and it's broken.
 * Everything I have ever done, I've done for you.
 * I did it! I did it! I am a wild success! I sold 'em all, all my paintings. You don't have to be embarrassed by me anymore, I'm rich! Isn't that what you wanted, aren't we happy now. Don't you understand, that everything I do, I do it for you. Anything, that might be special in me, is you.

Estella

 * We are who we are. People don't change.
 * Let's say there was a little girl, and from the time she could understand, she was taught to fear... let's say she was taught to fear daylight. She was taught that it was her enemy, that it would hurt her. And then one sunny day, you ask her to go outside and play and she won't. You can't be angry at her, can you?

Ms. Dinsmoor

 * She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?

Uncle Joe

 * Nothing harder than being given your chance. At least, that's what I hear.

Taglines

 * Let desire be your destiny.

Cast

 * Ethan Hawke – Finn
 * Gwyneth Paltrow – Estella
 * Hank Azaria – Walter Plane
 * Chris Cooper – Uncle Joe
 * Anne Bancroft – Ms. Dinsmoor
 * Robert De Niro – Prisoner / Lustig

title: Great Expectations (1998 film)