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Happy Days

Happy Days (1974–1984) was a popular United States television sitcom on the ABC television network about the Cunningham family who lives through the 1950's with help and guidance from the lovable, handsome, and almost superhuman greaser, Fonzie.

All the Way [1.01]

 * Richie: We played chess.
 * Fonzie: You played with her chest?

 * Howard: What's a Fonzie?
 * Richie: Arthur Fonzarelli. He dropped out of school.

Richie's Cup Runneth Over [1.03]

 * Richie: All we had was some beer - in teeny-weeny glasses.
 * Howard: How many teeny-weeny glasses did you have?
 * Richie: Seventy-two.
 * Howard: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.

Guess Who's Coming to Visit [1.04]

 * Sergeant: [speaking to kids rounded up at an illegal drag race and Howard, who tried to stop it] Ah, it's the children's hour. Now, this isn't a nice way to spend the evening, is it? We could all be home, in our nice little beds, but you had to go out and have a nasty, old drag race. Now, in case you haven't heard lately, drag racing is a no-no in this state. [speaking directly to Howard] Ah. You don't make me very happy, kids. [taps Howard on shoulder] You're a little old for this kinda thing, aren't you, sonny?

 * Sergeant: Aw, Fonzie. I'm ashamed of you. I never expected to see you in here for draggin' - especially against Skizzy. Now, don't tell me you lost your cool.
 * Fonzie: Hey, he insulted a friend. I just thought it was my duty to drive, you know?
 * Sergeant: Well, I guess chivalry ain't what it used to be.

Fonzie Drops In [1.07]

 * Richie: You make school sound like good fun.
 * Fonzie: Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks.

 * Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?
 * Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.
 * Marion: That's very admirable.
 * Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do [1.09]

 * Richie: Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married.
 * Arlene: Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.

 * Howard: Richard, there is one thing that women like men to do. It's what they call "a romantic gesture." We men call it "eating crow."

Give the Band a Hand [1.10]

 * Richie: You know, here we are, two able-bodied men with no money. Why?
 * Potsie: Because we're lazy?

 * Joanie: Today is Junior Chipmunk father/daughter outing.
 * Howard: Marion, can't you go?
 * Joanie: Oh, great. The only event I'll win is the prettiest father.

Because She's There [1.11]

 * Potsie: What's the world coming to when you can't bribe your best friend?

 * Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party?
 * Richie: I haven't decided yet.
 * Marion: How about something like Donald Duck?
 * Richie: Oh, Mom!
 * Marion: What's wrong with Donald Duck?
 * Joanie: Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.

In the Name of Love [1.12]

 * Richie: Why did you let me kiss you if you didn't want to go steady?
 * Cindy: Because whenever I study with boys, all they think about is how to kiss me. So, I give them one kiss, and then we can concentrate on the books. It's a study system.

 * Marion: Your father once even sent me a five-pound box of candy on Valentine's Day anonymously. He was a devil.
 * Howard: I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy.
 * Marion: You didn't?
 * Howard: No, I didn't.
 * Marion: Then I must have married the wrong man.

Great Expectations [1.13]

 * Marion: How was the Junior Chipmunk meeting, dear?
 * Joanie: It was good. Barbara Jo Allen ate a fly.
 * Howard: Well, with beef at 68 cents a pound, I can't blame her.

The Best Man [1.14]

 * Fonzie: You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time?

 * Howard: Marion, do you remember our wedding night?
 * Marion: Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizing now.

Knock Around the Block [1.15]

 * Fonzie: Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?
 * Richie: Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.
 * Fonzie: Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!

Be the First on Your Block [1.16]

 * [The Cunninghams are inspecting the plans for the bomb shelter]
 * Marion: Don't you think we should move the bathroom somewhere else so that, when people drop in, it won't be the first thing they see?
 * Howard: Marion, we're not trying to get into Better Homes and Gardens. We're trying to survive a nuclear attack.
 * Marion: I know, but we can survive with good taste.

 * Fonzie: Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.
 * Potsie: Hey, that's cool.
 * Richie: Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.
 * Fonzie: I think I said it better.

Richie Moves Out [2.01]

 * Richie: Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.
 * Gloria: Oh, anything you say, Richie.
 * [They begin to kiss when the alarm clock goes off, signaling that Gloria must go home]
 * Gloria: Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.
 * Richie: The story of my life is kissing at the door.

 * Potsie: This girl's got potential. I took her to the drive-in the other night, and she's still talking to me.

Richie's Car [2.02]

 * Howard: Considering everything that's happened, why don't you go paint the car red again?
 * Richie: Thanks, Dad, that'll be terrific.
 * Howard: But no "Love Bandit!" Your mother may be driving it.

 * Richie: Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?
 * Fonzie: Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.

Who's Sorry Now? [2.03]

 * Fonzie: I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.
 * Richie: How did you do it?
 * Fonzie: Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.

 * Richie: She said she'd do something desperate.
 * Ralph: How desperate can you get in a ladies' room?
 * Richie: Do you know what's in a ladies' room?
 * Ralph: No, do you?

You Go to My Head [2.04]

 * Ralph: I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.

 * Marion: No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist.
 * Howard: Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby.
 * Marion: What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter?
 * Howard: When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?

Haunted [2.06]

 * Joanie: [after Richie rushes out of the Simpson house] You really look scared, Richie.
 * Richie: I am not. Don't be ridiculous. I just want to get home. I'm hungry.
 * Joanie: You'll have a hard time eating with your heart in your throat, Richie.
 * Richie: Ha, ha, ha.

 * Fonzie: You got nothing to fear but fear itself.
 * Richie: Didn't somebody else say that?
 * Fonzie: Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.

Not with My Sister You Don't [2.08]

 * Potsie: Now, I'm desperate. Can't you set me up, Ralph?
 * Ralph: Oh, sure. I got a great girl for you.
 * Potsie: Who?
 * Ralph: Her name's Marlene.
 * Potsie: What if she has a date?
 * Ralph: Who would date Marlene?

 * Richie: What's going on with Joanie? Yesterday, all she cared about was who was gonna pay for the popcorn, and, now, she's talking about necking.
 * Howard: [to Marion] What did you say to her?
 * Marion: Well, Howard, you told me to talk to her.
 * Howard: Yes, talk, but not tell her anything.

Big Money [2.09]

 * Joanie: Boy, I wish the man would finish fixing our TV set.
 * Marion: Well, he promised to get our picture tube back in seven to ten days.
 * Joanie: Yeah, but I'm not gonna last that long. I'll go stir crazy.
 * Howard: Do what you did before we had television.
 * Joanie: I sat around wishing we had a TV.

A Star Is Bored [2.10]

 * Marion: I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard?
 * Howard: I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.

 * Richie: I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.
 * Fonzie: Go.
 * Richie: All right.
 * Howard: So, you're gonna play the "Melancholy Dane," huh?
 * Fonzie: Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!

Guess Who's Coming to Christmas [2.11]

 * Marion: What would we do without you, Fonzie?
 * Fonzie: Well, you'd be up a creek, Mrs. C.
 * Richie: Yeah, our car'd be stuck in the snow, our tree'd be out, and our Santa Claus would be mugging the neighbors.

 * Howard: We're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read The Night Before Christmas.
 * Joanie: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way.
 * Howard: No singing at the table, Joanie.

Open House [2.12]

 * Howard: What is it you did last night?
 * Richie: Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?
 * Howard: Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.

 * Richie: You know what my idea of a perfect girl is, Fonz?
 * Fonzie: [rolling eyes] I have no idea. Thrill me.
 * Richie: I like a girl... with a cute face... a cute build... and a nice personality.
 * Fonzie: No, you don't say.
 * Richie: What's your idea of the perfect girl, Fonzie?
 * Fonzie: 45-22-34... with her own Harley.

Fonzie's Getting Married [2.13]

 * Howard: You realize we're probably gonna have to sit through six other strippers before she comes out.
 * Richie: If we hurry!

The Cunningham Caper [2.14]

 * Richie: Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.
 * Burglar: You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.

 * Burglar: You know, I could use a good, strong kid like you. Ever think of becoming a burglar?
 * Ralph: If I don't get into dental school, you'll be the first one I call.

The Not-Making of the President [2.15]

 * Richie: Since when is politics the key to sex?
 * Ralph: Are you kidding? I heard about a guy who was canvassing in '52. He rang a lady's doorbell and didn't come out till '54.

 * Richie: I know I'm right. Why should I have to apologize?
 * Marion: Because he is your father.
 * Joanie: Right or wrong, I always apologize. It keeps my allowance coming in.

Cruisin' [2.16]

 * Richie: We're gonna go cruising and see if we can catch onto some new talent.
 * Potsie: Why don't you drop Mary Anne, and come with us?
 * Bag: Not me. You know the old saying, "A bird in the hand ..."
 * Ralph: Yeah, but what you have is a dog on a leash.

 * Ralph: I don't get it. Two red-headed gods and she picks Potsie Weber. Maybe she feels sorry for him.
 * Richie: No, she doesn't know him the way we do.

The Howdy Doody Show [2.17]

 * Richie: I'm gonna interview Howdy Doody.
 * Potsie: How are you gonna do that?
 * Richie: I'm gonna pull a few strings.

Get a Job [2.18]

 * Ralph: With a divorcée, all you gotta do is establish a relationship.
 * Richie: With a glass of water?
 * Ralph: It's a start, Rich, it's a start. It gets you inside the house. Then, you charm your way into her private quarters. From there, you're just one subtle move away from paradise.
 * Richie: You go from a glass of water to paradise?

 * Richie: Mom, you're not still mad, are you?
 * Marion: I'm not still mad because I never was mad. You ordered this meatloaf, Richard.
 * Richie: You're mad. You always call me "Richard" when you're mad.
 * Joanie: Don't feel bad. When she's mad at me, she calls me "brat."

Fonzie Joins the Band [2.19]

 * Fonzie: Yeah, just wait 'til my bongo solo.
 * Ralph: [glancing at the others] We don't have a bongo solo. [Fonzie glares at him] Oh, but we'll put one in, Fonz! Right guys?

 * Potsie: We didn't get the job, I know it.
 * Ralph: You'd better be wrong. I already spent the money we didn't earn from the last job we didn't get.

Fish and Fins [2.20]

 * Marion: What's bothering you, Richard?
 * Richie: Nothing, Mom. Why?
 * Marion: Well, I always know when my children are troubled. You see, Joanie sucks her thumb, you stand holding the basketball and you don't shoot, and Chuck just sucks his thumb.

Richie's Flip Side [2.21]

 * Ralph: What do you think we should do?
 * Fonzie: I think we should rake him over the coals until he cries wolf.
 * Potsie: Isn't that a mixed metaphor?
 * Fonzie: Do you think he's gonna know the difference?

 * [Richie studies the dedication Fonzie wants him to read out on the radio]
 * Richie: "To the Drysdale sisters, Beth and Jenny, from Fonzie and Sam."
 * Fonzie: Yeah.
 * Richie: Who's Sam?
 * Fonzie: Oh, that's me. I don't want the Drysdale sisters to know they're competing.

Kiss Me Sickly [2.22]

 * Ralph: Are your glands swollen?
 * Richie: Well, I don't go around feeling my glands.
 * Ralph: [to Potsie] Irritability, that's another symptom! [feels behind Richie's ears] Could be swollen. Why didn't I wear rubber gloves?

 * Howard: Who's the girl?
 * Richie: Denise Hudson.
 * Howard: The one with the terrific perfume? Oh, you've got good taste.
 * Richie: Except she's Fonzie's girl, and I was supposed to be keeping the other guys away from her while he's gone.
 * Howard: Good taste and bad judgement.

Goin' to Chicago [2.23]

 * [Ralph believes two of his teachers are having an affair]
 * Ralph: Last week, I went into Pinney's office. He was blowing in her ear! He tried to cover up by saying he was demonstrating his perfect pitch.
 * Richie: You just have a suspicious mind.
 * Ralph: My mind's not suspicious, just dirty.

 * [Ralph and Potsie have to share a bed]
 * Ralph: If you snore, you're gonna get a pillow down your throat.
 * Potsie: Well, you'd better stay on your side of the bed.
 * Ralph: What's that supposed to mean?
 * Potsie: I don't know. That's what my mom tells my dad.

Richie Fights Back [3.06]

 * Fonzie: Hey, Mr. Cuningham, it's all over. Would you join us, please?
 * [Richie storms into Fonzie's "office"]
 * Fonzie: What's wrong with the kid?
 * Potsie: His date walked out on him.

 * Arnold: OK, I looking for another loud-mouth volunteer. [brief pause] No volunteer? Good, very good.

 * Fonzie: Cunningham, with that Howdy Doody face, you could only be so tough. But I'll tell you somethin'. I'll tell you somethin'. Now, with a li'l practice, there's always hope.
 * [brief pause, then Richie grabs a hold of Fonzie's shirt real tight]
 * Richie: [screams bloody murder] DON'T EVER GRAB ME AGAIN!!!!
 * Fonzie: What?!
 * [Richie lets go of Fonzie's shirt]
 * Richie: [in a pleasant tone] Just practicin'.
 * Fonzie: Well there. You see, it wasn't bad. It's not good, either. Wasn't bad. Now, listen; what you gotta do is you gotta, like, don't yell. You gotta keep it low, see? Now, make it more threatening.
 * Richie: [threateningly] Don't ever grab me again.
 * Fonzie: All right, now, clench your teeth.
 * Richie: [clenches his teeth with his lips] Don't ever grab me again.
 * Fonzie: Not your lips, your TEETH!
 * Richie: [clenches his teeth with his entire teeth] Don't ever grab me again.
 * Fonzie: Hey, that's good. Now, raise up your chin and look me square in the eye.
 * Richie: [looks up at Fonzie in the eye and clenches his teeth] Don't ever grab me again.
 * Fonzie: All right, now, saunter. Saunter!
 * Richie: [saunters right to the door and still clenches his teeth] Don't ever grab me again! [Vivian appears, and Richie looks up at her like the Fonz told him] Don't ever grab me again!
 * Vivian: [shocked] I've lost counts. Do you want, I mean, I should start over again?
 * Richie: [still clenches his teeth at Vivian] I mean, don't come back for another hour! [Vivian disappears, scared and shocked, and Richie smiles to show Fonzie how it works] Hey, how's that, Fonz?
 * Fonzie: [worries about Vivian] Well, I wanted her back now.

 * [Richie appears at the breakfast table in the kitchen]
 * Joanie: Hey, Rich.
 * Marion: Good morning, Richie. Would you like Corn Flakes for breakfast, dear?
 * Richie: [clenches his teeth at his mother] I never want Corn Flakes again. Oatmeal.
 * Marion: Well, I thought you liked Corn Fla--
 * Richie: [slaps the table, then screams at her] OATMEAL!!!!
 * Marion: I'll make oatmeal. [storms to grab a canister of "Quaker Oats" oatmeal, then looks at her son, shocked, with her hand to her heart]
 * Howard: [shocked, then angry] What kind of a way is that to talk to your mother?!
 * Richie: [sweetly] Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Corn Flakes are OK. You see, I tried out some of the advice that the Fonz gave me the other night. And he said that if you sound tough, people listen, and it works!
 * Howard: Boy, I say! [to Marion, pointing to Joanie and Richie from right to left] This one with her "hi-schow" and this one yelling like King Kong! [throws his napkin on the table and storms to the door] Who could eat breakfast around here?! I'm going down to the store.
 * Marion: You're going nowhere. Sit down! [Howard sits right back down] And start eating, Howie! All of you, EAT! [smiles and has her thumb up] And chalk one up for the Fonz.

Catchphrases

 * Fonzie (with one or both thumbs up): AAAAAAAY!
 * Fonzie: WHOA!
 * Fonzie: Correct-amundo.
 * Various characters: Sit on it!
 * Richie: Hey, Bucko!
 * Richie [singing like Fats Domino]: I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill.
 * Richie: Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah!
 * Ralph: I still got it!
 * Al: Yeeeep, yep yep yep yep yep...
 * Chachi: Wah, wah, wah!
 * Joanie: What a hunk!
 * Marion: Are you getting frisky, Howard?
 * Howard: Jiminy Crickets!
 * Various characters: You've got to get a name. (This is in reference to Richie's nameless rock band)

Cast

 * Ron Howard - Richie Cunningham (Seasons 1–7)
 * Henry Winkler - Arthur "The Fonz/Fonzie" Fonzarelli (Seasons 2–11; recurring: 1)
 * Tom Bosley - Howard Cunningham
 * Marion Ross - Marion Cunningham
 * Erin Moran - Joanie Cunninham (Seasons 3–11; recurring: 1–2)
 * Anson Williams - Warren "Potsie" Weber
 * Donny Most - Ralph Malph (Seasons 2–7; recurring: 1)
 * Al Molinaro - Al Delvecchio (Seasons 5–9; recurring: 4)
 * Scott Baio - Chachi Arcola (Seasons 5–11)
 * Lynda Goodfriend - Lori Beth Cunningham (Seasons 8–9; recurring: 5–7)
 * Cathy Silvers - Jenny Piccalo (Seasons 10; recurring: 8–9)
 * Ted McGinley - Roger Phillips (Seasons 10–11; recurring: 8–9)
 * Linda Purl - Ashley Pfister (Season 10)

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Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo (1997-2004) is a Cartoon Network American animated television series that centers on a sunglasses-wearing, muscular young man who lives with his mother and attempts to get women to date him, though he is usually unsuccessful.

Johnny Bravo / Jungle Boy in Mr Monkeyman / Johnny Bravo and the Amazon Women [1.1]

 * Johnny: [running] Did you see a gorilla around here?
 * Businessman: No.
 * Johnny: Did you see a gorilla around here?
 * Hippie: No.
 * Johnny: Did you see a gorilla around here?
 * Gorgeous woman: [flirtatious tone] No.
 * Johnny: Did you see a... [pauses and runs backwards]
 * Old woman: Gorilla?
 * Johnny: Hey there hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?
 * [gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
 * Johnny: Yeah. She wants me.

 * Gorilla: Your mamma's so big she wore high heels and struck oil...your face is so ugly it could make onions cry.

Super Duped / Bungled in the Jungle / Bearly Enough Time! [1.2]

 * Johnny: Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?

 * Jungle Boy: He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?
 * Johnny: Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
 * Fly: It's a lie. It's a lie!

 * Chronos: [seeing his clocks destroyed] NO! My clocks! The time...! The time!

 * Chronos: What are you doing in my cave, son? Didn't you see the signs? It says "stay out".
 * Johnny: No. It says, "Do not enter without--"
 * Chronos: Shut up, kid. I know what it says. Do you have any idea who I am?
 * Johnny: A bear in the woods.
 * Chronos: Of course, I'm a bear in the woods! But I'm not just any bear. [dramatically] I am Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks]
 * Johnny: Good for you. Well, you know, I was just lookin' for my mama, and I should be...
 * [Chronos growls and snorts in Johnny's face.]
 * Johnny: Man! You have smelled yourself?
 * Chronos: You fool! Don't you understand what I'm telling you? I control all time! Here, I'll prove it to you! [presses several buttons on a device]
 * Device: At the town, the time will be exactly 8:35 and 3 seconds.
 * Chronos: You're wrong! It's 8:36 and 12 seconds! [to Johnny] See? I'm Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks] Do you know what my favorite magazine is?
 * Johnny: Young Bride?
 * Chronos: No. It's Time. Someday, I'm going to be on the cover.
 * Johnny: Well, I'm happy for you and all, mister, but I gotta--
 * Chronos: Where do you think you're going? You're in big trouble, kid. You woke me up early from my hibernation.
 * Johnny: No, I didn't. You see that clock? It's midnight.
 * Chronos: That's a VCR, kid! Not even I, Chronos, master of all time can set one of those... [sees Johnny running away] things.

 * [Johnny has been placed into a cooking pot by Chronos.]
 * Johnny: What are you doing?
 * Chronos: I'm afraid I'm going to have to eat you, kid.
 * Johnny: Uh, you don't wanna eat me, bear. See, I'm too pretty to eat.
 * Chronos: You don't understand, kid. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in six months. Ever tried that, son?
 * Johnny: No.
 * Chronos: Being master of all time, I must strictly adhere to my set schedule. Am I reaching you, kid?
 * Johnny: No.
 * Chronos: See this? This is my yearly calendar. Sleep and eat. Eat and sleep. Am I sleeping?
 * Johnny: No.
 * Chronos: Well then, guess who's coming to dinner.

The Sensitive Male! / Bravo Dooby-Doo [1.3]

 * Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
 * Johnny: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

 * Johnny: Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal?

Date with an Antelope / Did You See a Bull Run by Here? / Cookie Crisis [1.4]

 * Waiter: May I help you, sir?
 * Johnny: Table for two, please.
 * Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. We only serve humans.
 * Carol: Wait a minute! Aren't you Mike Stevens?
 * Waiter: Why, yes.
 * Carol: You went to college with my father.
 * Waiter: Oh my gosh! Carol? Oh, wow! I didn't even recognize you. Oh my goodness! You've gotten so big.
 * Carol: You say that to all of the antelope. You look great, Mike.

 * Little Suzy: Would you eat them with a fox?
 * Johnny: If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get that stuff away from my face.

 * Johnny: That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1-

I Used to Be Funny / My Fair Dork / 'Twas the Night [1.5]

 * Johnny: I may be late honey, but I'm looking good.

 * [King Raymond isn't happy to receive a lump of coal]
 * Johnny: Sorry, Magilla. Just following orders.

Blarney Buddies / Over the Hump! / Johnny Meets Farrah Fawcett [1.6]

 * Farrah Fawcett: [while playing pin the tail on the donkey] This is so much fun I can't remember the last time I was blindfolded. Oh wait... yes I can! [giggles]

Beach Blanket Bravo / The Day the Earth Didn't Move Around Very Much / The Aisle of Mixed-Up Toys [1.8]

 * Johnny: The Beach is that way. [Holds up arm and points to show off his muscles]

Substitute Teacher / A Wolf in Chick's Clothing / Intensive Care [1.9]

 * Johnny: Give me two tickets, please.
 * Ticket booth woman: No pets allowed.
 * Johnny: She ain't no pet. She's a werewolf.
 * Ticket booth woman: A werewolf? [screams and flees]
 * Johnny: I guess that means we don't have to pay.

Going Batty / Berry the Butler / Red Faced in the White House [1.11]

 * Lois: My name is Lois - a mistress of the night. [Thunder lighting]
 * Johnny: My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.
 * Lois: Wooing? I haven't been wooed in millennia.

The Man Who Cried 'Clown / Johnny Real Good / Little Talky Tabitha! [1.12]

 * Johnny: [to Talky Tabitha] Now listen Raggedy Evil! You better stop. [Talky Tabitha throws Johnny against the wall]

Johnny Bravo Meets Adam West! / Under the Big Flop / Johnny Meets Donny Osmond [1.13]

 * Donny Osmond: Now, Johnny, I'm going to teach you how to sing!
 * Johnny: I'm gonna teach you how to shut up.
 * Donny Osmond: Cool! It'll be like a trade!

Bikini Space Planet! / Moby Jerk / A Gel for Johnny [2.1]

 * Johnny: What's up with the cable?
 * Estronian queen: Cable? What is this cable, sire?

Johnny Get Your Tutu / Johnny's Inferno / Forest Chump [2.2]

 * Kid: Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!
 * [the whole store stares at Johnny]
 * Johnny: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!
 * [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
 * Johnny: ...TV Guide.

 * Johnny: [Johnny and Carl crash on a deserted island and are separated] Guess Carl didn't make it. I'll miss the little fella. [pause] Oh, well. Can't mourn forever!

Claws / To Helga and Back / Cover Boy [2.4]

 * Johnny: What's this horsey thing again?
 * Computer: It's a knight.
 * Johnny: Can I move here?
 * Computer: No!
 * Johnny: King me!
 * Computer: THERE IS NO "KING ME" IN CHESS!
 * Johnny: [plays with pieces] Look at me! I'm a martian!
 * [Computer self-destructs]

 * Johnny: Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.

Doomates / Johnny's Telethon / Johnny's Guardian Angel [2.6]

 * Bunny: I'm installing a V-chip to screen out all the mindless garbage...before it rots your brain!
 * Johnny: Mindless garbage not rot brain.

Panic in Jerky Town / Alien Confidential / Mama's New Boyfriend [2.9]

 * Johnny: Some people look at Jerky and say "Why"? Me, I look at Jerky and I say Mmm! Jerky!

Welcome Back, Bravo / The Man with the Golden Gut / Aunt Katie's Farm [2.10]

 * Johnny: Four feet good! Two feet bad!

Galaxy Boy / Damien's Day Out / Noir Johnny [2.14]

 * Johnny: Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!

 * Pops: I was never in Detroit, I don't know anything about a missing shipment of exotic sea turtles.

Pop Art Johnny / Dude Ranch Doofus / A Cake Too Far [2.16]

 * Johnny: Hey! 16th place! That's not bad!
 * Little Suzy: There were only 12 contestants.

Look Who's Drooling / Law and Disorder / Tooth or Consequences [2.17]

 * Johnny: Oh yeah! Who's the fairy, who's the fairy?! [Dances then quickly stops] You didn't see that, did you?

Luke Perry's Guide to Love / In the Line of Johnny / Fugitive Johnny [3.1]

 * Johnny: Oh, you are Fidel Castro
 * Luke Perry: Eh, no Luke Perry
 * Johnny: Right, What did I say?
 * Luke Perry: Hey, look I have to go
 * Johnny: No wait I am your biggest fan. I based all my life in you and all the cast of Baywatch
 * Luke Perry: Don't you mean 90210
 * Johnny: Ah, Luke Perry

Scoop Bravo / The Incredible Shrinking Johnny / Backdaft [3.4]

 * Johnny: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means... [pause] I'm hungry!

Dental Hijinks / Little Red Riding Johnny / Pouch Potato [3.7]

 * [Johnny is screaming]
 * Mama: Johnny! What's all the commotion?
 * Johnny: I got a toothache, mama.

 * Johnny: [eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAH! MY TOOTH! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! Mmm, creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAH! THE STABBING KNIVES OF PAIN! Hey! It's got nuts in it!

 * Mama: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?
 * Johnny: Yes, mama. I've been brushing everyday with this baking soda and peroxide. [holds up jar]
 * Mama: Johnny, this isn't baking soda and peroxide, its cane sugar and molasses.
 * Johnny: To-may-to, To-mah-to.

Lord of the Links / Bootman / Freudian Dip [3.14]

 * Johnny: MONSTERS FROM THE ID!

The Island of Mrs. Morceau / The Color of Mustard / Third Dork from the Sun [3.16]

 * Johnny: Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. [looks in the mirror] Oh no! She's turnin' me into a beautiful butterfly!

 * Mama: Johnny, are you warping time and space again?

 * Johnny: Varied are the life forms that inhabit our strange galaxy, and wondrous are the ways that- [sees a marshmallow cookie] Mmm, Mars-mallow!

Home Alone [4.4]

 * Johnny: Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!

It's a Magical Life / The Hunk at the End of This Cartoon [4.9]

 * Johnny: Hey! I get it! A hunk of cheese! [laughs] Wait a minute, that's not funny.

A Johnny Bravo Christmas

 * Johnny: But these letters! If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?

 * Johnny: Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?

It's Valentine's Day, Johnny Bravo!

 * Johnny: Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter N...

 * Heather: I don't know how to put this lightly, but... I'm actually a counter-intelligence spy working for the CIA trying to take down an underground group of spies who claim to be an offshoot of the CIA but are actually part of the bad guys.
 * Johnny: ...Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

Recurring quotes

 * Johnny: Whoa, Mama!

 * Johnny: [whenever someone corrects him] Right, what did I say?

 * Johnny: [whenever Johnny is about to take a beating] This won't end well.

Unsorted

 * Johnny: [After a random story] And then my pants fell down.

 * Johnny: [When he doesn't understand someone] Now listen mister I ain't got no time for you to be talking Greek.

 * Johnny: Sup Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?

 * Johnny: Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo.

 * Johnny: You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?

 * Johnny: Hey there smart mama, typin' recipes?

 * Johnny: I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...

 * Johnny: Great Scott. My pizza sense is tingling.

 * Johnny: Do the Monkey with me

 * Johnny: Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.

 * Johnny: Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshiped as a god.

 * Johnny: Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball!.

 * Johnny: You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoo-hah!

 * Johnny: Pops? It's me, Johnny! I couldn't find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!

 * Johnny: You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.

 * Johnny: Check the pecs. Hoo ha hoo-hah!

 * Johnny: Mister, I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I'm Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!

 * Johnny: Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?

 * Johnny: If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!

 * Johnny: [Looks in mirror] Wait, who's that handsome guy? [Dials phone] Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me.

 * Johnny: Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?

 * Johnny: This is not good... for my hair!

 * Johnny: Aah. The great smell of pig!

 * Johnny: No Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants!

 * Johnny: I came, I saw, I broke a hip.

 * Johnny: 4%? That's almost 5%!

 * Johnny: $20,000? That's almost $20,000!

 * Johnny: Space. It's really, really, really, really big.

 * Johnny: If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!

 * Johnny: Neighbor kid help! Witch's curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!

 * Johnny: You know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my head in the toilet the other day, when... [later] So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! [Laughs]

 * Johnny: It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.

 * Johnny: Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.

 * Johnny: Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!

 * Johnny: I am sickened... but curious.

 * Little Suzy: Shut up! Mrs. Bravo, Johnny won't cooperate!

 * Little Suzy: My balloon! Oh, Johnny. [Runs away sobbing] Oh, Johnny.

 * Carl: You broke it, you big clumsy, frameless, insensitive oaf! I'm still your best friend, though, right?

 * Pops: Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.

 * Pops: Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!

 * Pops: Everyone take your big wads of cash...I mean, places.

 * Pops: I'm sorry Carl, I can't see you now. I've got HUGE dollar signs in my eyes.

 * Pops: There are a thousand stories in a naked city. I only know 53 of them.

 * Pops: It's the famous I-talian actress, Gina Gotta-nice-a-body.

 * Little Suzy: I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.

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The Jetsons

The Jetsons was an animated prime-time television series about a nuclear family in the space age future, produced by Hanna-Barbera from 1962. After being re-run on Saturday morning for decades, new episodes were produced in 1985 and 1987 for syndication.

A Date with Jet Screamer [1.2]

 * Jane: Hello honey! Bad day at the office?
 * George: Yeah. Those three hour work days are killing me.

The Coming of Astro [1.4]

 * George: And they say dogs are loyal.

Jetson's Nite Out [1.5]

 * George: Well now, "Football coach predicts victory at tonight's game". I wonder what he's got to say.
 * Coach: We'll moider dem.

The Flying Suit [1.7]

 * Cogswell: With this flight suit, we bombed.

Uniblab [1.10]

 * George Jetson: It'll be easy. I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again.
 * [Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
 * George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
 * Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
 * George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
 * Mr. Spacely: That's correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, because you have exactly 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK!

 * George Jetson: I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron.

 * George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?

Las Venus [1.17]

 * Gigi Galaxy: Come in, darling. I'm Gigi Galaxy. What did you say your name was?
 * George Jetson: [stammers]
 * Gigi Galaxy: What, darling?
 * George Jetson: Oh, I'm-I'm, George Sprocket of Spacely Jetsons.
 * Gigi Galaxy: Now, darling, sit down and tell me... who are you?
 * George Jetson: My... my... my name is George Darling. Uh, I mean, Jetson.

Elroy's Mob [1.24]

 * Jane Jetson: Our son has run away!
 * George Jetson: Don't worry, honey, he won't get far. Where can a kid like him go?
 * Jane Jetson: No place. Just to the moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn...
 * George Jetson: [blubbering] That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!

Instant Replay [2.7]

 * Irene Kingmaker: And that goes for your whole family, including that pie-faced piece of scrap metal.
 * Rosie: [rips off her dress] Thank you for making my day.

Jetsons' Millions [2.28]

 * Mr. Spacely: I'll give you a vacation. For the rest of your life!
 * George: Thank you, Mr. Spacely.
 * Mr. Spacely: You still don't get it, Jetson. You're through. Forever.
 * George: Well, it sure sounds like you mean it this time. [laughs] Goodbye Mr. Spacely.
 * Mr. Spacely: 20 years of firing him and now he just walks out. That's gratitude for you.

Future Tense [2.32]

 * George: Whoopee! We're still rich.
 * IRS agent: Not quite. Heh-heh-heh. Taxes R Us. Let's see, with income averaging over three fiscal years minus the capital gain, there. [takes most of the money] And the rest is all yours. Well, thanks for your cooperation.

Robot's Revenge [2.36]

 * Ralph: Ooh, don't do that. You'll get your clothes all wrinkly. My name is Ralph, and anything you want, just.. Oh, oh, it's you. The lousy tipper.
 * George: I never tipped the guys who worked here before you.
 * Ralph: Uh huh? See why they all quit?

Repeated quotes

 * George Jetson: JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! HELP! JANE!

 * Mr. Spacely: Jetson, you're fired!

Films

 * The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987)
 * Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

About

 * I told them 1,000 years from now or a million years, the problem is always going to be parking.
 * Joseph Barbera "Top Cat" by Duncan Campbell, The Guardian, (27 December 2000).

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Talk:Happy Days

Note: "Happy Days" is also a title of Samuel Beckett. Someday we need to turn it to disambiguation or put a note which lead to his article. --Aphaia 2 July 2005 08:37 (UTC)

title: Talk:Happy Days


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Theodore Kaczynski

Theodore John Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber (May 22, 1942 – June 10, 2023) was an American terrorist and former mathematics professor. After leaving modern society in 1971, between 1978 and 1995, Kaczynski killed three people and injured 23 others in a nationwide mail bombing campaign against people he believed to be advancing modern technology and the destruction of the environment. He authored Industrial Society and Its Future, a 35,000-word manifesto and social critique opposing industrialization, rejecting leftism, and advocating for a nature-centered form of anarchism. After promising to desist from terrorism in a letter sent to The New York Times if his manifesto was published by the Times or The Washington Post, it appeared in the latter in September 1995, leading to his identification and capture. Following the FBI's most expensive manhunt in its history, he pleaded guilty to all charges in 1998 and was sentenced to eight consecutive life terms in prison without the possibility of parole.

Quotes

 * My motive for what I am going to do is simply personal revenge. I do not expect to accomplish anything by it.… I certainly don't claim to be an altruist or acting for the "good" (whatever that is) of the human race. I act merely from a desire for revenge. Of course, I would like to get revenge on the whole scientific and bureaucratic establishment, not to mention the communists and others who threaten freedom, but that being impossible, I have to content myself with just a little revenge.
 * Journal (April 6, 1971)

 * After I had skipped 6th grade and begun feeling a great deal of hostility toward many of my schoolmates, I developed a habit of trying to find ways of justifying my hatred in terms of my moral system. By and by I got bored with this game. One day when I was 13 years old, I was walking down the street and saw a girl. Something about her appearance antagonized me and, from habit, I began looking for a way to justify hating her, within my logical system. But then I stopped and said to myself, "This is getting ridiculous. I'll just chuck all this silly morality business and hate anybody I please." Since then I have never had any interest in or respect for morality, ethics, or anything of the sort.
 * Memoir

 * Just then came a major turning point in my life. Like a Phoenix, I burst from the ashes of my despair to a glorious new hope. I thought I wanted to kill that psychiatrist because the future looked utterly empty to me. I felt I wouldn't care if I died. And so I said to myself why not really kill the psychiatrist and anyone else whom I hate.… I will kill, but I will make at least some effort to avoid detection so that I can kill again.
 * Memoir, describing his decision in 1966 to become a serial killer

 * This guy is clearly typical member of the technician class. Might even be one of the guys that has flown those fucking jets over my home. This gives great relief to my choking, frustrated anger and sense of impotence against the system. At the same time, must admit I feel badly about having crippled this man’s arm. It has been bothering me a good deal. This is embarrassing because while my feelings are partly from pity, I am sure they come largely from the training, propaganda, brainwashing we all get, conditioning us to be scared by the idea of doing certain things. It is shameful to be under the sway of this brainwashing. But do not get the idea that I regret what I did. Relief of frustrated anger outweighs uncomfortable conscience.
 * Journal (May 1985) in reference to the bombing of engineering student John Hauser

 * Recently I camped in a paradise like glacial cirque. At evening, beautiful singing of birds was ruined by the obscene roar of jet planes. Then I laughed at the idea of having any compunction about crippling an airplane pilot.
 * Journal (May 1985)

Interviews

 * But what first motivated me wasn’t anything I read. I just got mad seeing the machines ripping up the woods.
 * Interview with Earth First! in Administrative Maximum Facility Prison, Florence, Colorado, USA, (June 1999)

 * The big problem is that people don't believe a revolution is possible, and it is not possible precisely because they do not believe it is possible.
 * Interview from primitivism.com

 * Many years ago I used to read books like, for example, Ernest Thompson Seton's Lives of Game Animals to learn about animal behavior. But after a certain point, after living in the woods for a while, I developed an aversion to reading any scientific accounts. In some sense reading what the professional biologists said about wildlife ruined or contaminated it for me. What began to matter to me was the knowledge I acquired about wildlife through personal experience.
 * in Defining Danger: American Assassins and the New Domestic Terrorists

 * No, what worries me is that I might in a sense adapt to this environment and come to be comfortable here and not resent it anymore. And I am afraid that as the years go by that I may forget, I may begin to lose my memories of the mountains and the woods and that's what really worries me, that I might lose those memories, and lose that sense of contact with wild nature in general. But I am not afraid they are going to break my spirit.
 * Answer given when he was asked if he was afraid of losing his mind in prison. Interview with Ted Kaczynski

 * Never lose hope, be persistent and stubborn and never give up. There are many instances in history where apparent losers suddenly turn out to be winners unexpectedly, so you should never conclude all hope is lost.
 * Interview with Ted Kaczynski

 * I must tell you that mathematicians are not scientists, they are artists. ... Apart from the most elementary mathematics, like arithmetic or high school algebra, the symbols, formulas and words of mathematics have no meaning at all. The entire structure of pure mathematics is a monstrous swindle, simply a game, a reckless prank. You may well ask: "Are there no renegades to reveal the truth?" Yes, of course. But the facts are so incredible that no one takes them seriously. So the secret is in no danger.
 * The Net: The Unabomber, LSD and the Internet

Industrial Society and Its Future (1995)

 * The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 * "Introduction", paragraph 1

 * The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine.
 * "Introduction", paragraph 2

 * If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
 * "Introduction", paragraph 3

 * The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call feelings of inferiority and oversocialization. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential
 * "The Psychology of Modern Leftism", paragraph 9

 * Those who are most sensitive about "politically incorrect" terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any "oppressed" group but come from privileged strata of society.
 * "Feelings of Inferiority", paragraph 12

 * We are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not.
 * "Oversocialization", paragraph 25

 * Consistent failure to attain goals throughout life results in defeatism, low self-esteem or depression.
 * "The Power Process", paragraph 36

 * In modern industrial society only minimal effort is necessary to satisfy one's physical needs.
 * "Surrogate Activities", paragraph 40

 * And then there are unthinking, animal types who seem to be satisfied with a purely physical sense of power (the good combat soldier, who gets his sense of power by developing fighting skills that he is quite content to use in blind obedience to his superiors).
 * "Autonomy", paragraph 43

 * Crowding, rapid change and the breakdown of communities have been widely recognized as sources of social problems. But we do not believe they are enough to account for the extent of the problems that are seen today.
 * "Sources Of Social Problems", paragraph 53

 * A theme that appears repeatedly in the writings of the social critics of the second half of the 20th century is the sense of purposelessness that afflicts many people in modern society.
 * "Disruption Of The Power Process In Modern Society", paragraph 64

 * Some people have low susceptibility to advertising and marketing techniques. These are the people who aren't interested in money. Material acquisition does not serve their need for the power process.
 * "How Some People Adjust", paragraph 81

 * In any case it is not normal to put into the satisfaction of mere curiosity the amount of time and effort that scientists put into their work.
 * "The Motives of Scientists", paragraph 87

 * Also, science and technology constitute a power mass movement, and many scientists gratify their need for power through identification with this mass movement. Thus science marches on blindly, without regard to the real welfare of the human race or to any other standard, obedient only to the psychological needs of the scientists and of the government officials and corporation executives who provide the funds for research.
 * "The Motives of Scientists", paragraphs 91-92

 * One does not have freedom if anyone else (especially a large organization) has power over one, no matter how benevolently, tolerantly and permissively that power may be exercised. It is important not to confuse freedom with mere permissiveness.
 * "The Nature of Freedom", paragraph 94

 * In order to get our message before the public with some chance of making a lasting impression, we've had to kill people.
 * "The Nature of Freedom", paragraph 96

 * A new kind of society cannot be designed on paper. That is, you cannot plan out a new form of society in advance, then set it up and expect it to function as it was designed to do.
 * "Some Principles of History", paragraph 104

 * People do not consciously and rationally choose the form of their society. Societies develop through processes of social evolution that are not under rational human control.
 * "Some Principles of History", paragraph 106

 * The system HAS TO force people to behave in ways that are increasingly remote from the natural pattern of human behavior.
 * "Restriction on Freedom is Unavoidable in Industrial Society", paragraph 118

 * The system does not and cannot exist to satisfy human needs. Instead, it is human behavior that has to be modified to fit the needs of the system.
 * "Restriction on Freedom is Unavoidable in Industrial Society", paragraph 119

 * The concept of “mental health” in our society is defined largely by the extent to which an individual behaves in accord with the needs of the system and does so without showing signs of stress.
 * "Restriction on Freedom is Unavoidable in Industrial Society", paragraph 119

 * A further reason why industrial society cannot be reformed in favor of freedom is that modern technology is a unified system in which all parts are dependent on one another. You can’t get rid of the "bad" parts of technology and retain only the "good" parts.
 * The ‘Bad’ Parts of Technology Cannot Be Separated From the ‘Good’ Parts, paragraph 121

 * It is not possible to make a LASTING compromise between technology and freedom, because technology is by far the more powerful social force and continually encroaches on freedom through REPEATED compromises.
 * "Technology Is A More Powerful Social Force Than The Aspiration For Freedom", paragraph 125

 * Thus it is clear that the human race has at best a very limited capacity for solving even relatively straightforward social problems. How then is it going to solve the far more difficult and subtle problem of reconciling freedom with technology?
 * "Simpler Social Problems Have Proved Intractable", paragraph 138

 * We hope we have convinced the reader that the system cannot be reformed in such a way as to reconcile freedom with technology. The only way out is to dispense with the industrial-technological system altogether. This implies revolution, not necessarily an armed uprising, but certainly a radical and fundamental change in the nature of society.
 * "Revolution is Easier Than Reform", paragraph 140

 * Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society. It is well known that the rate of clinical depression had been greatly increasing in recent decades. We believe that this is due to disruption of the power process, as explained in paragraphs 59-76. But even if we are wrong, the increasing rate of depression is certainly the result of SOME conditions that exist in today's society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed, modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable. (Yes, we know that depression is often of purely genetic origin. We are referring here to those cases in which environment plays the predominant role.)
 * "Control of Human Behavior", paragraph 145

 * To those who think that all this sounds like science fiction, we point out that yesterday's science fiction is today's fact. The Industrial Revolution has radically altered man's environment and way of life, and it is only to be expected that as technology is increasingly applied to the human body and mind, man himself will be altered as radically as his environment and way of life have been.
 * "Control of Human Behavior", paragraph 160

 * The technophiles are taking us all on an utterly reckless ride into the unknown. Many people understand something of what technological progress is doing to us yet take a passive attitude toward it because they think it is inevitable. But we (FC) don't think it is inevitable. We think it can be stopped, and we will give here some indications of how to go about stopping it.
 * "Strategy", paragraph 180

Hit Where It Hurts (2002)

 * Green Anarchy #8, (Spring 2002)

 * Smashing up McDonald's or Starbuck's is pointless. Not that I give a damn about McDonald's or Starbuck's. I don't care whether anyone smashes them up or not. But that is not a revolutionary activity. Even if every fast-food chain in the world were wiped out the techno-industrial system would suffer only minimal harm as a result, since it could easily survive without fast-food chains. When you attack McDonald's or Starbuck's, you are not hitting where it hurts.
 * "Technology Is The Target", point 2

 * The techno-industrial system is exceptionally tough due to its so-called "democratic" structure and its resulting flexibility. Because dictatorial systems tend to be rigid, social tensions and resistance can be built up in them to the point where they damage and weaken the system and may lead to revolution. But in a "democratic" system, when social tension and resistance build up dangerously the system backs off enough, it compromises enough, to bring the tensions down to a safe level.
 * "Why The System Is Tough", point 4

The Road to Revolution (2008)

 * Writings later included in Technological Slavery: The Collected Writings of Theodore J. Kaczynski, aka "The Unabomber" (2010)

 * There are two kinds of morality—the kind of morality that one imposes on oneself and the kind of morality that one imposes on others. For the first kind of morality, that is, for self-restraint, I have the greatest respect. The second kind of morality I do not respect except when it constitutes self-defense. (For example, when women say that rape and wife-beating are immoral, that is self-defense.) I have noticed that the people who try hardest to impose moral code on others (not in self-defense) are often the least careful to abide by that moral code themselves.
 * "Morality and Revolution"

 * To judge from the Internet postings that people have sent me, probably most of what you learned [about me] was nonsense.
 * Letter to J. N.

 * A mistake that most people make is to assume that the more followers you can recruit, the better. That's true if you are trying to win an election. A vote is a vote regardless of whether the voter is deeply committed or just barely interested enough to get to the polls. But when you're building a revolutionary movement, the number of people you have is far less important than the quality of your people and the depth of their commitment. Too many lukewarm or otherwise unsuitable people will ruin the movement.
 * Letters to David Skrbina

 * Rebellion against technology and civilization is real rebellion, a real attack on the values of the existing system. But the green anarchists, anarcho-primitivists, and so forth (The "GA Movement") have fallen under such heavy influence from the left that their rebellion against civilization has to great extent been neutralized. Instead of rebelling against the values of civilization, they have adopted many civilized values themselves and have constructed an imaginary picture of primitive societies that embodies these civilized values.
 * Letter to M. K.

 * Its is important, too, to realize that deadly violence among primitives is not even remotely comparable to modern warfare. When primitives fight, two little bands of men shoot arrows or swing war-clubs at one another because they want to fight; or because they are defending themselves, their families, or their territory. In the modern world soldiers fight because they have been brainwashed into believing in some kook ideology such as that of Nazism, socialism, or what American politicians choose to call "freedom". In any case the modern soldier is merely a pawn, a dupe who dies not for his family or his tribe but for the politicians who exploit him. If he's unlucky, maybe he does not die but comes home horribly crippled in a way that would never result from an arrow- or a spear-wound. Meanwhile, thousands of non-combatants are killed or mutilated. The environment is ravaged, not only in the war zone, but also back home, due to the accelerated consumption of natural resources needed to feed the war machine. In comparison, the violence of primitive man is relatively innocuous.
 * "The Truth about Primitive Life"

Anti-Tech Revolution: Why and How (2015)

 * There are many people today who see that modern society is heading toward disaster in one form or another, and who moreover recognize technology as the common thread linking the principal dangers that hang over us.
 * p. 1

 * People ... can think of nothing better to do than to continue attacking particular evils while vaguely hoping that their work will somehow help to solve the overall problem of technology. In reality their work is counterproductive, because it distracts attention from the technological system itself as the underlying source of the evils and leads people to focus instead on problems of limited significance that moreover cannot be permanently solved while the technological system continues to exist.
 * p. 1

 * The development of a society can never be subject to rational human control.
 * p. 7

 * In the short term, natural selection favors self-propagating systems that pursue their own short-term advantage with little or no regard for long-term consequences.
 * p. 44

 * Where (as today) problems of transportation and communication do not constitute effective limitations on the size of the geographical regions over which self-propagating systems operate, natural selection tends to create a world in which power is mostly concentrated in the possession of a relatively small number of global self-propagating systems.
 * p. 47

 * As technology progresses and globalization grows more pervasive, the world-system becomes ever more complex and more tightly coupled, so that a catastrophic breakdown has to be expected sooner or later.
 * p. 49

 * Meanwhile, fierce competition among global self-prop systems will have led to such drastic and rapid alterations in the Earth's climate, the composition of its atmosphere, the chemistry of its oceans, and so forth, that the effect on the biosphere will be devastating. ... We will argue that if the development of the technological world-system is allowed to proceed to its logical conclusion, then in all probability the Earth will be left a dead planet-a planet on which nothing will remain alive except, maybe, some of the simplest organisms-certain bacteria, algae, etc.-that are capable of surviving under extreme conditions.
 * p. 55

 * It seems amazing that those who advocate energy conservation haven't noticed what happens: As soon as some energy is freed up by conservation, the technological world-system gobbles it up and demands more. No matter how much energy is provided, the system always expands rapidly until it is using all available energy, and then it demands still more.
 * p. 56

 * The ultimate goal of a revolutionary movement today must be the total collapse of the worldwide technological system.
 * p. 138

 * An antitechnological movement that focused on the elimination of capitalism would gain little in return for an enormous expenditure of energy. What is worse, by focusing on capitalism the movement would distract its own and other people's attention from the far more important objective of bringing down the technological system itself.
 * p. 211

Quotes about Kaczynski

 * Listed in alphabetical order by individual or source.

 * Once a man is a murderer, I don't give a damn what his opinions are. His opinions are of no interest to me. What I know about him is that he's a murderer, a creator of pain and suffering, and his opinions are disqualified from being of interest to any civilized human being.
 * David Gelernter, Kaczynski bomb victim, in The Net (2003)

 * It was a feeling of being trapped – trapped in this brother relationship, trapped in this dilemma in which people's lives were at stake either way. One way, if we did nothing, another bomb might go off and more people might die. The other way, I turned Ted in and he would be executed.
 * David Kaczynski interviewed for "My brother, the Unabomber" The Guardian (September 15, 2009)
 * The possibility of an execution was dropped after Ted Kaczynski was diagnosed as suffering from schizophrenia and pleaded guilty to the charges.

And there were others. And so I spent those days thinking about those people.
 * [The first time Kaczynski's sister-in-law thought he might be the unabomber] I'd thought about the families that were bombed. There was one in which the package arrived to the man's home and his little 2-year-old daughter was there. She was almost in the room when he opened the package. Luckily she left, and his wife left. [...] And then he died.
 * Linda Patrik (David Kaczynski's wife), interviewed for 20/20 on ID Presents: Homicide, as cited in "Unabomber Ted Kaczynski found dead in prison cell" ABC News (June 10, 2023).

 * In the 1960s there was a young man who had just graduated from the University of Michigan who was doing brilliant work in mathematics, specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went to Berkeley, where he was an assistant professor and showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana and blew the competition away.
 * Robin Williams and Stellan Skarsgård, in Good Will Hunting (1997)

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Hi. In your recent edit of Atheism you deleted, perhaps by mistake, a relevant quote by Bill Hicks when adding a Tolkien quote. I have re-added that quote. Please take to avoid deleting quotes from wikiquote. If you strongly feel a quote should be removed from a page, the normal practice is to write an enlightening comment in your edit summary and to put that quote in the talk page, along with your reasons for removal. Thanks ~ MosheZadka (Talk) 2 July 2005 10:16 (UTC)

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Voltron: Defender of the Universe

Voltron: Defender of the Universe is the collective name of several anime-style Super Robot animated series. The Voltron canon includes English language adaptations of two anime series (Hyakujuu-o Golion, or Lion Force Voltron, and Kikou Kantai Dairugger XV, or Vehicle Voltron) produced by Toei Animation and originally aired in Japan from 1981 to 1983, as well as an American-originating third series, Voltron: The Third Dimension.

Lion Voltron (Golion)

 * First Doomite Robot: Humans are so stupid!
 * Second Doomite Robot: That's because their brains are analog instead of digital.

 * Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go! LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE! (Note: in Episode 33:  "Attack of the Fierce Frog," the phrase begins with:  "Activate Interlocks")
 * Form feet and legs! Form arms and body! And, I'll form the head! (Note: Vehicle Voltron and the second Lion Voltron season both featured "torso" in place of "body")
 * Form Blazing Sword!

 * "From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend. The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe. A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the good planets of the Solar System, they maintained peace throughout the universe until a new horrible menace threatened the galaxy. Voltron was needed once more. This is the story of the superforce of space explorers. Specially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back, Voltron: Defender of the Universe." - Narrator (voiced by Peter Cullen, also the voice of Commander Hawkins on Vehicle Voltron, as well as the voice of Optimus Prime on Transformers.)

 * "Lotor, I know you as well as I know myself!"
 * "You ARE myself! And I am making a fool of me!" - Lotor and his clone arguing.

 * Pidge: "Did you know your nose wiggles when you're upset?"
 * Keith: "My FIST wiggles, too!"

Vehicle Voltron (Dairugger XV)

 * "From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend. The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe. A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed, together with the good planets of the Solar System they maintained peace throughout the universe. Until a new horrible menace, threatened the galaxy. Voltron was needed once more. This is the story of the superforce of space explorers. Entrusted by the alliance with the ancient secret of how to assemble, Voltron: Defender of the Universe"  - Narrator (From the Vehicle Voltron opening)

 * Jeff: "Air Team...Ready for action!"

 * Cric: "Sea Team...Ready for action!"

 * Cliff: "Land Team...Ready for action!"

 * Jeff: "Air Team...Separate!" - command to split the Strato Fighter apart.

 * Cric: "Sea Team...Separate!" - command to split the Aqua Fighter apart.

 * Cliff: "Land Team...Separate!" - command to split the Turbo-Terrain Fighter apart.

 * Jeff: "Land Team, form legs...Sea Team, form torso and arms...Air Team, form head! (Commands to form Voltron, used on one episode. On other episodes, Jeff gave the same commands as Keith on Lion Voltron.)

Voltron - Third Dimension

 * Keith (Forming Stealth Voltron): Activate Inter-Dimensional lock! Stealth Servo system connected! Stealth Engine at maximum! Quantum Thrusters are go! LET'S GO STEALTH VOLTRON FORCE!

Voltron: Legendary defender
(After seeing a space ship crash landing and the explosion near the site.)
 * Pidge: Those explosions were a destraction (points) For him. See they are all going towards the explosion and he's running inside.
 * Lance: (Pull the binoculars and sees Keith) Oh! No! he is not beating us in there!
 * Hunk: Is it really him!
 * Lance: Oh! Yes it is. I'll recognise that guy anywhere.
 * Pidge: Who are you talking about?
 * Lance: Keith! Come on Let go!

(After Lance, Hunk, Pidge, Keith and an unconscious Shiro board Keith's small ship.)
 * Hunk: See, we did fit in.(directing to Keith who said they couldn't all fit.)
 * Lance: Can't this thing go any faster?
 * Keith: We can take out some non-essential products!
 * Lance: (start to look around and quickly realises Keith was talking about them.) Wait! Wait! That was an insult wasn't it?

(Lance cuts her off.) (pointing at Keith.) (Everyone looks at Hunk)
 * Allura: It's a mystical bond the lions choose their pilots, together you will form something greater than science can explain. You will be tasked with defending the universe, the black lion has to be a born leader, someone who takes command and someone who people will follow the black lion also forms the head and torso for Voltron which is why Shiro you will pilot the black lion. The green lion has to be a pilot of intellect and daring, someone who thinks intellectual and be daring also, Pidge you will pilot the green lion. The pilot of the blue lion has to...
 * Lance: wait let me guess, takes the best handsome slatch pilot bunch.
 * Allura: The yellow lion however has to be kind and be able to put somebody else's needs before their own, someone who cares for everyone, Hunk you will pilot the yellow lion.
 * Hunk: Huh?
 * Allura: The pilot of the red lion is faster and more agile than the others, the pilot also relies on instinct and bravery. Keith you will pilot the red lion.
 * Keith: yeah.
 * Lance: What, this guy?
 * Hunk: So we'll form Voltron and defeat the evil emperor Zarkon, who hasn't been defeated in years is that right? I get that part, but how do I have to turn into a leg and also is this going to be long because I gotta pee.

(After many tries and intensive training of trying to form Voltron, the team finally succeeded in forming Voltron.)

Allura: (smiles) I knew they could do it, they just needed a common enemy.

Coran: That's true. Like the old saying says, "a man can be driven to do anything if a really, really beautiful woman is really mean to them".

 * Lance: Now. Let go man up to that thing!

 * Pidge: Wait! There's something I need to tell you guys, something I've been wanting to get it out of my chest. I can't really "man up" i can if I want to, but I can't actually do it. Cause I'm... I'm a girl.

 * Shiro: About time. But I'm proud of you.

 * Allura: Thank you for finally trusting us with your secret.

 * Keith and Hunk: Hhmmh.

 * Pidge: Glad that over. Now let's go man up to that thing!

 * Lance: (Still shocked that Pidge is a girl.) Pidge is a whhhat! How long have I've been in that thing?

(Shiro approaches Pidge outside the castle of Arus)

Pidge: Why did you attack my brother? You were friends.

Shiro: I did it to save him (flashback from when he was in the Galra ship) We were forced to fight for Zarkon's pleasure, he was afraid. We were all afraid.

Matt: (Flashback Matt) I can't fight him, i'm too afraid. (Shiro looks at him and then he attacks the beast.)

Shiro: (Flashback shiro) I want blood! I'm thirsty for it.(suddenly he attacks Matt and speak softly to his ear) Take care of your father.(In the present Pidge hugs Shiro and cries.)

Pidge: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. You attacked my brother to protect him, and I suspected you! I'm so sorry!

Shiro: Don't worry, your brother and father would be so proud of you.

Pidge: Huh!? (Stops hugging him and crying)

Shiro: Don't worry your secret's safe with me.

(S7/E4)

(The team is transported to a game show called Gargle Warfle Snick where they have to compete to win in order to go back home and if they lose they'll spend the rest of eternity there but come across a challenge where they have to choose one member of the team to live.)

 * Bob: Let start with the smart one. Who did you vote? (Looks) Hunk! Why Hunk?

 * Pidge: Hunk is the kindest guy I know, so if the is someone who will bring the universes together it's him.

 * Bob: Hunk they voted for you, who did you vote for? (Looks) He voted for Allura! Why Allura?

 * Hunk: Allura is like our leader and she's a princess, so she has to go.

 * Bob: Who did you vote for Allura? (Looks) You voted for Pidge!

 * Allura: Well I think Pidge and her family have the best chance of finishing what my father started.

 * Bob: Let see who did the dum one voted for. (Looks) He voted for Keith.

 * Lance: Keith is our leader and also, he's half Galra, so I think he's the future.
 * Bob: Keith, its all up to you, Lance voted for you, who did you vote for? (Looks) You voted for Lance?!

 * Lance: You voted for me? (Smiles) thanks Keith.

 * Bob: Why Lance?

 * Keith: I just don't want to spend the rest of eternity with Lance. (Lance stops smiling)

 * Bob: So none of you voted for themselves?

 * Pidge: So I guess we'll be staying here for the rest of eternity than.

 * Bob: No! But you will... All be going home!!

 * Voltron (except Keith): What!!

(The team get transported back to their lions)

 * Hunk: Guys, I just had the strangest dream where were all competing for our lives.

 * Pidge: Wait! You had it too?

 * Lance: I had it too.

 * Keith: So it was all real.

 * Allura: Huh! Maybe Bob is real.

 * Coran: Wait! Did you say Bob?

 * Allura: Coran do you know him?

 * Coran: Bob is an Interdimensional being who is so powerful, many have said that those who meet Bob are met with good luck in their journey, some rarely see him so seeing him is an honour.

 * Keith: So we did see him.

 * Coran: Wait! You really did see him I wish I was there.

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The Golden Girls

 * Season 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | Main

The Golden Girls (1985–1992) was a popular NBC sitcom about four previously married over-50 women who live together in Miami, sharing their various experiences together and enjoying themselves despite hard times. On May 1992, NBC cancelled the series after 7 seasons. The Golden Palace aired on CBS after cancellation.

Opening theme

 * Thank you for being a friend Traveled down the road and back again Your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant
 * And if you threw a party Invited everyone you knew You would see the biggest gift would be from me And the card attached would say Thank you for being a friend
 * Cynthia Fee, Thank You For Being a Friend.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7

Cast

 * Beatrice Arthur - Dorothy Zbornak
 * Betty White - Rose Nylund
 * Rue McClanahan - Blanche Devereaux
 * Estelle Getty - Sophia Petrillo

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7th Heaven

7th Heaven (1996-2007) is an American television drama series created and produced by Brenda Hampton that centers on a minister's family and their lives in the fictional town of Glenoak, California.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7
 * Season 8
 * Season 9
 * Season 10
 * Season 11

The Camden Family

 * Eric
 * Annie (wife)
 * Matt (son)
 * Mary (daughter)
 * Lucy (daughter)
 * Kevin Kinkirk (son-in-law)
 * Savannah (granddaughter)
 * Simon (son)
 * Ruthie (daughter)
 * Sam & David (twin sons)

The Smith Family

 * George
 * Gwen (wife)
 * Cecilia (daughter)
 * Meredith (adoptive daughter)
 * Kelly (adoptive daughter)
 * Danny (adoptive son)

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Sun Yat-sen

Sun Yat-sen (孫逸仙, November 12, 1866 – March 12, 1925) was a Chinese revolutionary leader and statesman who is considered by many to be the "Father of Modern China". He was known as several names including 孫中山 and 孫文. He had a significant influence in the overthrow of the Qing Dynasty and establishment of the original Republic of China.

Quotes

 * It is only after mature deliberation and thorough preparation that I have decided upon the Program of Revolution and defined the procedure of the revolution in three stages. The first is the period of military government; the second, the period of political tutelage; and the third, the period of constitutional government.
 * The Three Phases of National Reconstruction (1918)

 * The Chinese people have only family and clan solidarity; they do not have national spirit...they are just a heap of loose sand...Other men are the carving knife and serving dish; we are the fish and the meat.
 * China as a Heap of Loose Sand (1924)

 * China is now suffering from poverty, not from unequal distribution of wealth. Where there are inequalities of wealth, the methods of Marx can, of course, be used; a class war can be advocated to destroy the inequalities. But in China, where industry is not yet developed, Marx's class war and dictatorship of the proletariat are impracticable.
 * Capital and the State (1924)

 * In the construction of a country, it is not the practical workers but the idealists and planners that are difficult to find.
 * Chung-shan Ch'üan-shu (Zhongshan Quanshu), vol. II (1936)

 * To understand is difficult; to act is easy.
 * As quoted in Great Britain and the East, Vol. 61, Issues 1727-1742 (1944), p. 19

 * Only powerful people have liberty.
 * As quoted in "The Economist" (8 October 2011), p. 67

Quotes about Sun

 * A revolution in 1911 had overthrown the last Qing Emperor, but the republic that succeeded him had proved a precarious structure. Although it had led the revolution and went on to win a clear majority in elections to the National Assembly, the Nationalist Party (Guomindang), led by Sun Yatsen, was forced to yield the presidency to the militarily powerful Yuan Shikai. Yuan was able to crush a second revolution instigated by the Guomindang, but his bid to make himself Emperor ended with his death in 1916. Japanese wartime demands had stoked up nationalist sentiment, particularly among educated Chinese. Indeed, when the Paris peacemakers awarded Japan the former German possessions in Shandong there were furious protests by students in Beijing, culminating in the Tiananmen Square demonstration of May 4, 1919. However, the nationalist movement soon split between a revived Guomindang and a new Chinese Communist Party. The rest of China seemed on the verge of disintegration as warlord clans carved out their own fiefdoms, the Anfu controlling the provinces of Anhui and Fujien, the Zhili running Hebei and the area around Beijing, and the Fengtien notionally in charge of Manchuria. Meanwhile, the country's most important economic centres were under one form or another of foreign control as the system of treaty ports and extraterritoriality reached its zenith.
 * Niall Ferguson, The War of the World: Twentieth-Century Conflict and the Descent of the West (2006), p. 291-292

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User talk:81.224.180.28

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Blake Ross

Blake Aaron Ross (born June 12, 1985) is co-creator of the Mozilla Firefox browser.

Quotes

 * The next big thing is the one that makes the last big thing usable.
 * Blog entry
 * I’m a firm believer in shades of gray.
 * Blog entry

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Henri Laborit

Henri Laborit (21 November 1914 – 18 May 1995) was a French physician, writer and philosopher.

Quotes

 * Mais en vertu de quel principe biologique fondamental, le plus grand nombre serait-il préservé de l’erreur?
 * What fundamental biological principle gives the largest number the right to think they are preserved from error?
 * L'Homme imaginant: essai de biologie politique (1970), p. 36

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Eraserhead

Eraserhead is a 1977 film about a man who tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.
 * Written and directed by David Lynch.

Be warned. The nightmare has not gone away... (taglines)

Henry Spencer

 * [the Baby is going into violent convulsions and has broken out in spots] Oh, you are sick!

Mr. X

 * The girls have heard this before but... 14 years ago I had an operation on my left arm here. The doctors said that I wouldn't be able to ever use it. But what the hell do they know, I said. So I rubbed it for a half hour every day. And slowly I could move it a little, and use it to turn a faucet... and pretty soon I had my arm back again. And now, I can't feel a damn thing in it. All numb! I'm afraid to cut it, you know?

Others

 * Lady in the Radiator: [singing] In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine. In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and you've got mine. In Heaven, everything...is fine. ~ In Heaven

 * Beautiful Girl Across the Hall: I locked myself out of my apartment... [pause] and it's so late.

 * Pencil Factory Manager: [exasperated from his assistant's constant buzzing] OKAY, PAUL!

Dialogue

 * Beautiful Girl Across the Hall: Are you Henry?
 * Henry: Yes?
 * Beautiful Girl Across the Hall: A girl named "Mary" called on the payphone in the hallway about an hour ago. She said that she's at her parents' and that you're invited to dinner.
 * Henry: Oh, yeah? [after a long pause] Well... thank you very much.
 * [Henry enters his apartment, while the girl slowly closes the door to hers]

 * Mrs. X: It's Henry isn't it?
 * Henry: Yes.
 * [Long pause]
 * Mrs. X: Mary tells me you're a very nice fellow. What do you do?
 * Henry: Oh, I'm on vacation.
 * Mrs. X: What did you do?

 * Henry: I work at LaPelle's Factory. I'm a printer.
 * Mary X: Hen-Henry's very clever at printing.
 * Mrs. X: Yes, he sounds very clever.

 * Mr. X: I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things.  They're man-made.  Little damn things, smaller than my fist - but they're new!...... I'm Bill.
 * Henry: Hello. I'm Henry.
 * Mrs. X: Henry's at Lappell's factory.
 * Mr. X: So, printin's yer business, eh? Plumbin's mine.  Thirty years!  I've watched this neighborhood change from pastures to the hell-hole it is now!  I put every damn pipe in this town!
 * Mary X: Dad!..
 * Mrs. X: Bill...
 * Mr. X: People think pipes grow in their homes! Well they sure as hell don't.  Look at my knees!  Look at my knees!
 * Mrs. X: Bill...
 * Mr. X: Are ya hungry?
 * Mrs. X: Bill...

 * Mr. X: Well Henry, what do you know?
 * Henry: Oh, I don't know much of anything.

 * Mr. X: Mary usually does the carving but tonight since you are our guest, you could do it, Henry. All right with you?
 * Henry: Of course. I'd be happy to. [as the chickens begin moving] So I just, uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens?
 * Mr. X: Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens [this quote is sampled by Amon Tobin on Permutation (album), for the track "Like Regular Chickens"].

 * Mrs. X: Henry, may I speak to you a minute? Over here. Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?
 * Henry: [stammering] Why?
 * Mrs. X: Did you?
 * Henry: Why are you asking me this question?
 * Mrs. X: I have a very good reason, and now I want you to tell me.
 * Henry: I'm, I'm very... I love Mary!
 * Mrs. X: Henry, I asked you if you and Mary had sexual intercourse!
 * Henry: Well, I don't... I don't think that's any of your business!
 * Mrs. X: Henry!
 * Henry: I'm sorry.
 * Mrs. X: You're in very bad trouble if you won't cooperate... [nuzzling at his neck]
 * Henry: Well, I... Mary!
 * Mary X: [grabbing her away] Mother! [sobs]
 * Mrs. X: Answer me!
 * Henry: I'm too nervous.
 * Mrs. X: There's a baby. It's at the hospital.
 * Mary X: Mom!
 * Mrs. X: And you're the father.
 * Henry: Well that's impossible! It's only been...
 * Mary X: Mother, they're still not sure it is a baby!

 * Mary X: You wouldn't mind marrying me, would you Henry?
 * Henry: Well... No.

 * Mary X: [to the crying baby] Shut up! [Baby continues to cry] I can't take it anymore! I'm going home!
 * Henry: What are you talking about?
 * Mary X: All I need is a decent night's sleep!
 * Henry: Why don't you just stay home...
 * Mary X: I'll do what I want! And you better take good care of things while I'm gone!

 * Beautiful Girl Across the Hall: Where's your wife?
 * Henry: She must have gone back to her parents again. I'm not sure.
 * Beautiful Girl Across the Hall: Can I spend the night here?

Taglines

 * Be warned. The nightmare has not gone away...

 * In Heaven Everything Is Fine.

 * Warning: the nightmare has not gone away

 * Where your nightmares end...

 * A dream of dark and troubling things

Cast

 * Jack Nance - Henry Spencer
 * Charlotte Stewart - Mary X
 * Allen Joseph - Mr. X
 * Jeanne Bates - Mrs. X
 * Judith Anna Roberts - Beautiful Girl Across the Hall
 * Laurel Near - Lady in the Radiator
 * Jack Fisk - The Man in the Planet

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Karl Rove

Karl Christian Rove (born December 25, 1950) is an American Republican political consultant, policy advisor and lobbyist. He was Senior Advisor and Deputy Chief of Staff during the George W. Bush administration until his resignation on August 31, 2007. He has also headed the Office of Political Affairs, the Office of Public Liaison, and the White House Office of Strategic Initiatives. Prior to his White House appointments, he is credited with the 1994 and 1998 Texas gubernatorial victories of George W. Bush, as well as Bush's 2000 and 2004 successful presidential campaigns.

Quotes

 * As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing.
 * The New Yorker (February 19, 2001)

 * We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!
 * Ron Suskind, Esquire, January 2003

 * Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.
 * New York Times (June 23, 2005)

 * I think it was Osama bin Laden’s [idea to start a pre-emptive war in Iraq].
 * Mount Union Theater, Ohio, April 18, 2007

 * We face a brutal enemy who will kill the innocent for one purpose and that is to gain control of the Middle East and to use the leverage of oil to bring down the West, and to attack us again.

 * Just get me a fucking faith-based thing. Got it?
 * Rove to then second-in-command of President Bush’s Office on Faith-Based Initiatives David Kuo, as reported in Kuo's book "Tempting Faith"

 * Once again the powers of light and good have triumphed over the media!
 * Journeys with George documentary on unspecified date during 2000 Bush Campaign

About Karl Rove

 * Both pro- and anti-immigrant voices characterize Latino immigrants as not only willing but desirous of the dirtiest, most difficult forms of labor, eager to do the work that no else will do...Karl Rove, Bush's then deputy chief of staff, articulated a more unvarnished version of this logic. Explaining the rationale behind the president's call for immigration reform, Rove told a Republican women's luncheon group: "I don't want my 17-year-old son to have to pick tomatoes or make beds in Las Vegas." Implicit in Rove's quip is the undocumented's presumed willingness to accept toilsome, low-status work.
 * Cristina Beltrán The Trouble with Unity: Latino Politics and the Creation of Identity (2010)

 * At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words.
 * Joseph Wilson, quoted in

 * The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. "That's not the way the world really works anymore." He continued "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors … and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

 * All politicians operate within an Orwellian nimbus where words don't mean what they normally mean, but Rovism posits that there is no objective, verifiable reality at all. Reality is what you say it is, ...
 * Neal Gabler, Los Angeles Times; October 25, 2004

 * He (Rove) is way beyond anything Nixon had at his disposal. He is closer to a behind-the-scenes Nixon operator named Murray Chotiner, who could cut off an opponent at the knees so quickly the person did not immediately realize he had been crippled. As I note in the book, the first time I heard the name Karl Rove was when I was asked if I knew anything about him by one of the Watergate special prosecutors who was investigating campaign dirty tricks. I didn't have any knowledge. But I recalled that question when working on this book, and located a memorandum in the files of the Watergate prosecutor's office that indicates they were asking others as well about Rove. Based on my review of the files, it appears the Watergate prosecutors were interested in Rove's activities in 1972, but because they had bigger fish to fry they did not aggressively investigate him.
 * Watergate veteran John Dean

 * Karl Rove told me about Valerie Plame's identity on July 11, 2003. I called him because Ambassador Wilson was in the news that week.  I didn't know Ambassador Wilson even had a wife until I talked to Karl Rove, and he said that she worked at the Agency and worked on WMD.
 * Matthew Cooper, former Time reporter, Sunday, August 19, 2007, Meet the Press

 * As Rove joins the ranks of discredited politicians who resign "in order to spend more time with family," a retrospective of his dirty tricks might be in order. Much is attributed to Rove, dubbed "Bush's Brain" by Texas journalists Wayne Slater and James Moore -- yet very little sticks to the man.
 * Amy Goodman with Denis Moynihan "Rove's Science of Dirty Tricks" (August 15, 2007)

 * Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better. or is this real?
 * Anchor Megyn Kelly, in response to Rove's citing of unreported counties after Fox News declared Barack Obama had taken Ohio in the 2012 U.S. presidential election, November 6, 2012
 * Quoted in Felix Gillette, "Welcome to My Living Room, Thank You for Spinning", BusinessWeek.com, November 6, 2012

 * I think the president should have stood by his word, and that meant Karl should have left. [...] I think the president should have stood by the word that we said, which was that if you were involved in this in any way, then you would no longer be in this administration. And Karl was involved in it.
 * Scott McClellan, about George W. Bush on the, as quoted in McClellan: Bush did not live up to word on leak (June 2, 2008) by Ben Feller,

 * I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. What I am opposed to is the cynical attempt by Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and other armchair, weekend warriors in this administration to shove their own ideological agendas down our throats, irrespective of the costs in lives lost and in hardships borne. What I am opposed to is the attempt by political hacks like Karl Rove to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income, to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. That’s what I’m opposed to. A dumb war. A rash war. A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics.
 * Remarks of Illinois State Sen. Barack Obama Against Going to War with Iraq (2 October 2002); referencing the positions of former Pentagon policy adviser Richard Perle, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, and chief Bush political adviser Karl Rove.

 * Karl Rove, George Bush's political mastermind, was crowing about his dream of installing a permanent Republican majority.
 * Barack Obama A Promised Land (2020)

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