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Civil disobedience

Civil disobedience refers to the active refusal to obey certain laws, demands and commands of a government or of an occupying power without resorting to physical violence.

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 * The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the outstanding event of the last decade.
 * Hannah Arendt, Crises of the Republic (1969), "Civil Disobedience".

 * An unjust law is no law at all.
 * Augustine, On Free Choice of the Will, Book I, p. 8.

B

 * From all these indignities, such as the very beasts of the field would not endure, you can deliver yourselves if you try, not by taking action, but merely by willing to be free. Resolve to serve no more, and you are at once freed. I do not ask that you place hands upon the tyrant to topple him over, but simply that you support him no longer; then you will behold him, like a great Colossus whose pedestal has been pulled away, fall of his own weight and break in pieces.
 * Étienne de La Boétie, Discourse on Voluntary Servitude (1548)

C

 * Closely allied with this earnest longing to see and know the truth, is a kind of dignified and princely sentiment which forbids a mind, naturally well constituted, … to yield obedience to any orders but such as are at once just, lawful, and founded on utility.
 * Cicero, De Officiis, Book 1, § 13.

 * Social protest and even civil disobedience serve the law's need for growth. Ideally, reform would come according to reason and justice without self-help and disturbing, almost violent, forms of protest. … Still, candor compels one here again to acknowledge the gap between the ideal and the reality. Short of the millennium, sharp changes in the law depend partly upon the stimulus of protest.
 * Archibald Cox, Civil Rights, the Constitution, and the Courts (1967: Harvard University Press), pp. 22–23 (40 N.Y. State B.J. 161, 169 (1968)).

D

 * The central principle of Fritz Bauer's career was that Germans should hold judgement upon themselves. [...] Those Germans whom he was prosecuting were committing crimes against humanity. The laws of the Nazi state were illegitimate. One cannot defend one's actions by saying that one was obeying those laws. There is no law that can justify a crime against humanity. Everybody must have his own sense of right and wrong and must obey it, independently of what a state government says.
 * Jared Diamond, , 2019, page 226-228 (ISBN 978-0-141-97778-2).

G

 * Civil Disobedience is civil breach of unmoral statutory enactments. The expression was, so far as I am aware, coined by Thoreau to signify his own resistance to the laws of a slave state. ... But Thoreau was not perhaps an out and out champion of non-violence. Probably, also, Thoreau limited his breach of statutory laws to the revenue law, i.e. payment of taxes. Whereas the term Civil Disobedience as practised in 1919 covered a breach of any statutory and unmoral law. It signified the resister's outlawry in a civil, i.e., non-violent manner . . . Until I read that essay I never found a suitable English translation for my Indian word, Satyagraha.
 * Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Young India (23 March 1931).

 * Non-violent resistance implies the very opposite of weakness. Defiance combined with non-retaliatory acceptance of repression from one's opponents is active, not passive. It requires strength, and there is nothing automatic or intuitive about the resoluteness required for using non-violent methods in political struggle and the quest for Truth.
 * Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, as quoted in Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr: The Power of Nonviolent Action (1999) by Mary King, p. 231.

 * If a law commands me to sin I will break it; if it calls me to suffer, I will let it take its course unresistingly. The doctrine of blind obedience and unqualified submission to any human power, whether civil or ecclesiastical, is the doctrine of despotism, and ought to have no place among Republicans and Christians.
 * Angelina Emily Grimké, Appeal to the Christian Women of the South (1836), p. 20.

 * How does the fact that ten men may choose to join together for their common protection, impose upon the eleventh man any obligation to go along with them?
 * Quote from Facets of Liberty: A Libertarian Primer, edited L.K. Samuels, Freeland Press (2009), from chapter 1: “Who Authorizes the Authorities?” by Butler D. Shaffer, p. 11.

 * I hold the opinion firmly that Civil Disobedience is the purest type of constitutional agitation. Of course, it becomes degrading and despicable if its civil, i.e. non-violent character is a mere camouflage.
 * Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Young India (15 December 1921)

 * Disobedience without civility, discipline, discrimination, non-violence, is certain destruction. Disobedience combined with love is the living water of life. Civil disobedience is a beautiful variant to signify growth, it is not discordance which spells death.
 * Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Young India (1 May 1922)

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 * It is not just a concept that indulges protesters, it is a device that stabilizes government, promotes order rather than chaos, and productively ameliorates the tensions of pluralism. Most directly, civil disobedience constitutes a stabilizing or corrective device, allowing a democratic system to rectify its mistakes. By standing on the border between legal protest and rebellion, civil disobedience serves as a firebreak preventing the disaffected from inching toward rebellion. To illuminate this same concept, envision civil disobedience as a safety valve, drawing off dissent before that unrest boils over into more severe law breaking.
 * Matthew R. Hall, "Guilty but Civilly Disobedient: Reconciling Civil Disobedience and the Rule of Law." Cardozo law review. (04/01/2007), 28 pp. 2083-2829.

K

 * One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. I would agree with St. Augustine that "an unjust law is no law at all."
 * Martin Luther King, Jr., Letter from a Birmingham Jail (1963)

 * An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for law.
 * Martin Luther King, Jr., Letter from a Birmingham Jail (1963)

L

 * We must obey God rather than men.
 * Luke the Evangelist, Acts 5:29.

M

 * Men of the most renowned virtue have sometimes by transgressing most truly kept the law.
 * John Milton, Tetrachordon (1644-45).

N

 * Men of intellectual and moral eminence who encourage public disobedience of the law are responsible for the acts of those who inevitably follow their counsel: the poor, the ignorant and the impressionable. For example, to the professor objecting to de facto segregation, it may be crystal clear where civil disobedience may begin and where it must end. But the boundaries have become fluid to his students and other listeners. Today in the urban slums, the limits of responsible action are all but invisible.
 * Richard Nixon, "What Has Happened to America?" Reader's Digest, October 1967

P

 * Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law. For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
 * Paul of Tarsus, Letter to the Romans 13:8.

 * I died to the law so that I might live for God.
 * Paul of Tarsus, Letter to the Galatians 2:19.

S

 * Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices.
 * George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists, #89

 * When General Osborne came to see me just after the victory, he asked me what I thought should be done to educate the Germans. I said there is only one thing to be done and that is to teach them disobedience, as long as they are obedient so long sooner or later they will be ordered about by a bad man and there will be trouble. Teach them disobedience, I said, make every German child know that it is its duty at least once a day to do its good deed and not believe something its father or its teacher tells them, confuse their minds, get their minds confused and perhaps then they will be disobedient and the world will be at peace. The obedient peoples go to war, disobedient people like peace, that is the reason that Italy did not really become a good Axis, the people were not obedient enough, the Japs and the Germans are the only really obedient people on earth and see what happens, teach them disobedience, confuse their minds, teach them disobedience, and the world can be peaceful. General Osborne shook his head sadly, you'll never make the heads of an army understand that.
 * Gertrude Stein: Off we all went to see Germany. In: LIFE Magazine, Vol. 19, No. 6, August 6, 1945, S.56, ISSN 0024-3019. google books

 * There is no justice in following unjust laws. It’s time to come into the light and, in the grand tradition of civil disobedience, declare our opposition to this private theft of public culture.
 * We need to take information, wherever it is stored, make our copies and share them with the world. We need to take stuff that's out of copyright and add it to the archive. We need to buy secret databases and put them on the Web. We need to download scientific journals and upload them to file sharing networks. We need to fight for Guerilla Open Access.
 * With enough of us, around the world, we’ll not just send a strong message opposing the privatization of knowledge — we’ll make it a thing of the past. Will you join us?
 * Aaron Swartz, Guerilla Open Access Manifesto (July 2008).

 * 'That which is not just, is not Law; and that which is not Law, ought not to be obeyed.'
 * Algernon Sydney, in Discourses Concerning Government (1698), Ch. 3, Sect. 11.

T

 * With regard to the abuse of authority, this also may come about in two ways. First, when what is ordered by an authority is opposed to the object for which that authority was constituted (if, for example, some sinful action is commanded or one which is contrary to virtue, when it is precisely for the protection and fostering of virtue that authority is instituted). In such a case, not only is there no obligation to obey the authority, but one is obliged to disobey it, as did the holy martyrs who suffered death rather than obey the impious commands of tyrants. Secondly, when those who bear such authority command things which exceed the competence of such authority; as, for example, when a master demands payment from a servant which the latter is not bound to make, and other similar cases. In this instance the subject is free to obey or disobey.
 * Thomas Aquinas, Commentary on the Sentences of Peter Lombard

 * Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, resign his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward.
 * Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience (1849).

 * It is not desirable to cultivate a respect for the law, so much as for the right. The only obligation which I have a right to assume is to do at any time what I think right.
 * Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience (1849).

 * Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison […] the only house in a slave State in which a free man can abide with honor.
 * Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience (1849).

 * Today we use 100 million barrels of oil every day. There are no politics to change that. There are no rules to keep that oil in the ground. So we can't save the world by playing by the rules. Because the rules have to be changed. Everything needs to change. And it has to start today. So everyone out there: it is now time for civil disobedience. It is time to rebel.
 * Greta Thunberg, speech at the Declaration of Rebellion, Extinction Rebellion, Parliament Square, London, 31 October 2018.
 * Cited in , Penguin Books, 2019, first edition, page 12-13 (ISBN 9780141991740).

W

 * According to liberal political theory, as first formulated by John Locke, any individual citizen, oppressed by the rulers of the state, has a right to disobey their commands, break their laws, even rebel and seek to replace the rulers and change the laws.
 * Michael Walzer, "The Obligation to Disobey," Ethics, Vol. 77, No. 3 (April 1967), p. 163

 * Thoreau's disobedience is disobedience as refusal. I won't live in your world. I will live as if your world has ended, as indeed it deserves to end. I will live as if my gesture of refusing your world has destroyed it.
 * Curtis White, “The spirit of disobedience: An invitation to resistance,” Harper’s, April 2006, p. 36.

 * Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man’s original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made.
 * Oscar Wilde, “The Soul of Man under Socialism,” ¶ 9.

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Three Stooges

The Three Stooges were an American comedy act in the 20th century. Commonly known by their first names, Larry, Moe, & Curly (sometimes spelled "Curley"); Larry, Moe & Shemp; and other lineups became famous for their work in movies and starred in many short features that consisted of masterful ways of showcasing their extremely physical and sometimes controversial brand of slapstick comedy.

Although The Three Stooges are best known for their physical comedy, the group's dialogue is also highly quotable, with many of their lines (or signature nonverbal vocalizations) having become popular catchphrases. Here are some examples:

Moe Howard

 * Why I oughta...
 * Hurry up!...
 * Get busy!...
 * You imbecile!
 * You knucklehead!
 * You lamebrain(s)! (Whether he is talking to one or two Stooges)
 * We're gettin' no place fast.
 * Oh, a wise guy, eh?
 * Get outta here!
 * Spread out!
 * I'll murder ya!
 * Why you...
 * You nitwit!
 * Oh, you're an intelligent imbecile!
 * What's the big idea here?!
 * Recede
 * What's the matter with you?
 * Pick out two.
 * Shut Up!
 * Quiet!
 * Explain it to 'em. (Before the other Stooge can say something) That's enough!
 * Get goin'!
 * Hey, fellas!
 * You see that? (puts his fist out for Larry, Curly or Shemp to slap his fist down so it can wind in a circle and bonk them on the head)
 * Don't you mean a chrysanthemumumumum?
 * Buh humbug
 * My money!
 * No poor allowed!
 * How do you expect me to work here?
 * Take your time but hurry up!
 * (When one of the other Stooges is asleep) Hey, you! Wake up and go to sleep.

Curly Howard

 * Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"
 * Oh, a wise guy, eh?
 * Soitenly!" (certainly)
 * "Nyaaaaaahhhhhhh!" (Freaked out)
 * La-la-la, la-la-la... (Humming)
 * HRRRRRRMPH!" (Frustration)
 * Rrrowf! Rrrowf! (when angry or defiant)
 * Other attempt: (Ruff! Ruff!)
 * I'm a victim of soicumstance" (circumstance)
 * Say a few syllables! (To Moe when trying to wake him). They’re the wrong syllables!
 * Woo-woo-woo-woo! (When frightened) (He sometimes runs around or away when saying this)
 * (or Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!)
 * (or "Woop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop!")
 * Poifect!" (perfect)
 * Oh boy!
 * Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!
 * Hey, fellas!
 * oh... oh... oh look

 * I'll moidalize him
 * "Hotchachachaaa
 * "Moe, Larry, the cheese
 * "Hey Judgiewudgie
 * "Hey toots
 * Oh, stubborn, eh?
 * Indubitably
 * "Oh, a backbiter!"

Larry Fine

 * I'm sorry, Moe, it was an accident!
 * What's the idea?
 * I didn't wanna say yes, but I couldn't say no.
 * Leave him alone!
 * Hey, where's your dignity?
 * Ooo wise guy eh?
 * What a brain...
 * Hey cut the clownin'
 * This is a nice place. It reminds me of the reform school.
 * "I'll do it when I'm good and ready!" (Moe,threateningly:"Are you ready?") "Yeah, I'm ready..."
 * "This I like. And I get paid for it too" (About to kiss -"...What's your name?" -"Tilda")

Shemp Howard

 * "Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb!"
 * Waah, w-ohh!(A wolf-whistle towards women that sounded like a steam whistle)
 * Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!
 * Mee-mee-mee-mee! (Frightened or surprised): Uttered very fast, difficult to transcribe exactly; some other attempts:
 * Heep-heep-heep-heep!
 * Hee-hee-hee-hee!
 * Bee-bee-bee-bee!
 * Vee-vee-vee-vee!
 * Meep-meep-meep-meep! The Stooges also would make these noises as if they were snoring in scenes in which they are depicted as asleep.

All Stooges

 * Hello (Moe, low tone), Hellooo (Larry, a major third higher, with Moe still holding his 'o'), Hellooooo (Curly, a fifth higher than Moe, forming a major chord with Moe and Larry)!" The Stooges would also use this same tune for "Come in" or "Contact.
 * Nyahhh-ah-ah! (Stooges frightened)
 * Other attempts: "Nyuhhh-uh-uh!
 * Yuhhh-uh-uh-uh!
 * For Duty and Humanity!
 * Moe: "One for all!", Larry: " All for one!", Curly: " I'm for myself."
 * Moe: (to Curly) "There's nothing to be scared about." (Sees what Curly sees) Both: " Nyahhh-ah-ah!"

Joe Besser

 * Not so haaaaaard!
 * That huuuuurts!
 * Oh, cut it ouuuuuut!
 * Not so loooouuuud!
 * You crazy you!
 * That's good for you! That's good for you! (gets hit by something) That's bad for me!
 * Come on and fight like a man!

Curly-Joe DeRita

 * Okay, buddy boy.
 * Buddy, boy
 * One of these days, you're gonna poke my eyes out. (to Moe)
 * I'm not! I'm stuck in the cymbal! (to Moe)
 * You know how to hurt a guy, Moe!

Emil Sitka

 * Hold hands, you love birds!
 * Brideless Groom, (1947)
 * I'm gonna get you! Even if it takes me another 60 years!
 * Your drink, madam. (Pie hits him in the face) Pardon me, madam.

Quotes & gags

 * I'm gonna change my socks. What an experience! (Moe, Larry, Curly or Shemp in several shorts)

 * Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! (Curly in the 1935 short, Horses Collars)

 * A burnt stake is better than a cold chop. (Curly, on why he would rather be burned at the stake instead of decapitated)

 * Anacanapon! (Moe, demanding a surgical instrument)

 * Seenophran!" (Moe, demanding another surgical instrument)

 * Cotton!! (Stooges to each other whenever performing surgery)

 * Remind me to kill/murder you later! (Moe, to others)
 * I'll make a note of it! (Larry or Curly)
 * Hey, I don't have a pencil! (Larry or Curly)
 * That's okay, I'll do it now! (Moe wacks him in the head)

 * Spread Out! (Moe, to others)

 * "Hey Lorna, How ya do'in?" (Shemp introduction to Lorna Doone)

 * Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch. I walked up to him, I smashed him like this, I hit him, I bopped him, I tore him to pieces, and then I knocked him down! (Moe or Larry)

 * Hey! Wake up and go to sleep! (Moe)

 * Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.(over the public address system in a hospital).

 * I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!" (Curly)

 * Mammy! (Larry gets on his knees to Moe)
 * Pappy! (Moe gets on his knees to Larry)
 * (Double-slaps Larry after that) GO ON!

 * Get out (ta here)! (Moe to others)

 * Tell me your name so I can tell your mother. (Moe)
 * My mother knows my name. (Curly)

 * (After Moe tells the others to do something)
 * Curly and/or Larry: I'll (take, clean) it when I'm ready!
 * Moe: (menacing look) Are ya ready?!
 * Curly and/or Larry: Yeah, I'm ready.
 * or
 * Curly and/or Larry: Wait a minute! What're you gonna do?
 * Moe: Nothin', what about it?!
 * Curly and/or Larry: Oh, I just thought I'd ask.

 * Oh, a chisler, eh? (Moe to Larry, Curly, or Shemp)

 * Curly shaving ice: "Were you wearing a pink bow tie? No, well here's your lip."

 * Also Curly shaving ice: "Are you married or happy?"

 * Boy, that's funny! (Curly Joe)
 * So's your face! (Moe to Curly Joe)
 * You really know how to hurt a guy, Moe! (Curly Joe to Moe)

 * My father died dancing; on the end of a rope. (Curly)

 * I'll take some burnt toast 'n' a rotten egg. (any of the Stooges)
 * Burnt toast 'n' a rotten egg? (any of the Stooges)
 * Yeah, I got a tape worm, 'n' thats good enough fer him. (any of the Stooges)

 * Moe: Put yer hand on yer chin (After Moe gets Larry or Curly to put his right fist up to his chin), yer knee up here (and puts his right knee up to his right elbow).
 * Curly and/or Larry: What happens now?
 * Moe: This!
 * (then Moe kicks their right foot causing his right fist to hit his chin)

 * Ngah-ngah-ngah! (Curly frightened)

 * Why you...! (Moe or Curly, to others)

 * Come 'ere! (Moe, to others)

 * Hey, porcupine! (Moe, to Larry)

 * (After Moe pokes them in the eyes)
 * Curly and/or Larry: I can't see! I can't see!
 * Moe: "What'sa matter?"
 * Curly and/or Larry: "I got my eyes closed."
 * (Moe pokes them in the eyes again)

 * (Usually when Moe wants to open a bottle of beer or something like it)
 * Moe: Close your eyes. Open your mouth. Depress your lower jaw.(Moe slams the bottlecap off with the Stooge's lower teeth, presumably ripping them out.)

 * A variant of the previous catchphrase is when Moe just opens a bottle of beer without giving orders. The Stooge will be in pain when Moe says:
 * Moe: Quit sqwaking!
 * (any Stooge): Well, gimme back my front teeth!

 * If another Stooge is knocked unconscious Moe sometimes props up the Stooge's head and says, Tell me your name so I can tell your mother (that you're hurt). The other Stooge then replies, My mother knows my name! at which point Moe slaps him on the head.

 * Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, gee I like food! (Curly)

 * The Stooges are crossing the Sahara and come to a sign post with markers that point in the direction of several far off cities, including Cairo:
 * Curly: I've got an uncle in Cairo.
 * Moe: Oh yea?
 * Curly: He's a chiropractor. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.

 * Let's sympathize our watches! (Moe)

 * (as Moe tries to explain Pig Latin)
 * Moe: Moe...O-may. Larry...Arry-lay. Curly?
 * Curly: Curly Q!
 * (Moe and Larry recoil and look at each other in disgust)
 * Moe(to Larry): "Boy, is he umb-day!"
 * Curly:You mean I’m umb-day in Pig Language?
 * Moe: You’re umb-day in ANY language!

 * Curly: Aye-aye!
 * Moe: Aye-aye?
 * Curly:Aye-aye!
 * {Moe pokes Curly in the eyes}
 * Curly: {Shouting} Aye-aye!

Wham-Bam-Slam! (1934)
Moe: [to Larry] Remind me to murder you later.

Hoi Polloi (1935)

 * Moe: Oh see the little deer! Has the deer a little doe?
 * Curly: Soitenly, 2 bucks! [Moe gives him an eye poke] Ow!

 * Professor Richmond: Can you spell cat?!
 * Curly: Soitenly!
 * Professor Richmond: Spell it!
 * Curly: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y. Pussy.

 * [The Stooges are about to attend a fancy ball]
 * Moe: Now then, gentlemen, [both Larry and Curly look around] remember our etiquette. [then gives both Larry and Curly a slap]
 * Larry: What's that for?!
 * Curly: We didn't do nothin'!
 * Moe: That's in case you do when I'm not around!

No Census, No Feeling (1940)

 * Moe: Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?
 * Henry's Wife: [offscreen] HENRY!!!!!!
 * [Henry ducks as she throws a vase at Moe, who stumbled down the stairs]
 * Moe: [shakes himself] Married. [writes it down]

You Nazty Spy! (1940)

 * The Stooges, recently made dictators of Moronika, are addressing a rally.
 * Curly: (bending to microphone) We will now pause for station identification. This is N-U-T-S.
 * Larry: (Moe brandishes a small mallet) When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock, Bolonia watch time. (Moe strikes Curly on the head)
 * Curly: 3 o'clock, Bolonia watch time. ("Bolonia" is a reference to Bulova brand wristwatches.)
 * Larry: 3 o'clock, Bolonia watch time.
 * Moe: (a'la a horror-show announcer) It must be three o'clock! ''(laughs evilly, and then Larry and Curly join in).

Loco Boy Makes Good (1942)
Moe: [to Curly] I'll annihilate ya. I'll murder ya.

Dizzy Detectives (1943)
Moe: [after Curly kisses him] I'm poisoned.

Curly: I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!

Micro-Phonies (1945)

 * (Larry and Curly are pulling a wrench back and forth between them, making no headway on a job)
 * Moe: Wait a minute! You lamebrains can't do anything right can ya? Come on(Pulls Larry's Hair) You come over here!(sets them up on opposite sides, where they repeat the earlier shenanigans)
 * Moe: Just a Second! Let me have that wrench! Let me have it! You imbeciles!
 * (Larry drops wrench on Moe's foot,Moe hops on one foot, slips on pipe, hits his head)
 * Alice: I Hear the voice of spring anew (Opera sings)
 * Moe: Hey boys, I must be dead,I hear an angel singin'
 * Alice: Love is like a flower.
 * Curly: My Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk ain't she pretty?
 * Moe: Boy,you can say that again!
 * Curly: My Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk ain't she pretty?
 * Moe: Shut up!(Moe hits Curly)
 * Curly: You said I could!
 * (Evening Scene)
 * Larry and Moe: Good evening,Jeeves!
 * Moe: Jeeves, what time do they serve Cocktails?
 * Larry:Hey, Look who's here?
 * Moe: If he spots us, we're cooked!
 * Moe: Musclin' in on our territory,eh?
 * Moe: The Senorita's lost her voice!
 * 'Sra.Bixby: What is it, laryngitis?
 * Moe: No, fallen arches.

Moe: "We eluded them!" Curly: "Yeah, we got away, too."

Women Haters (1934)

 * (The Stooges at the Pub
 * Tom: Now that you've signed, please bear in mind, from now on, no women around of any kind.
 * Jackie: Right?
 * Jim: Right.
 * Jackie: Now the forfeit we'll post.
 * Tom: Fill 'em up.
 * Jim: Fill 'em up.
 * Tom: Now I'll make a toast. To the three musketeers, who've stuck along for years, we've traveled together in every kind of weather.
 * Jackie: Right?
 * Jim: Right.
 * Jackie: What've you got to say for yourself?
 * Jim: Me?
 * Jackie: You.
 * Jim: I've got plenty to say for myself. (hiccups) I beg your pardon, mates. Here's to the finest salesmen in the whole United States.
 * Tom: Say, by the way, don't we leave for the row tonight?
 * Jackie: What day is this?
 * Tom: The 21st.
 * Jackie: By golly, you're right.
 * Tom: Let's hurry back. We gotta pack our samples for the trip.
 * Jim: Okay. Before we go, let's take another sip.
 * Jackie: Here's to our trip.
 * Tom: You'd better see your girl and offer her your sympathy.
 * Jackie: Tell her that the bride-to-be is not the bride-to-be. Right?
 * Jim: Right.
 * (hiccups, then Tom also hiccups and Jackie belches and Tom is whacking Curly's head)
 * Jim: Rain or shine or rain, I'll meet youse at the train. And now I'll tell the lady that I'll never see her again.

 * Jim: Fellas, I tell you, you got me all wrong. I was minding my own business when that woman came along. Suddenly, she fainted. Now, I'm asking you, if a woman faints right in your arms, what is there to do? You don't think that I'd fool around with a sappy dame like that? Her eyes are like a cat and her hair is like a rat.
 * Tom': Well, just the same, we signed a paper, and that paper reads: "No woman shall ever enter our lives, no matter what she needs."
 * Jackie: Next time you're with a girl, you're gonna forfeit your dough. And furthermore, you have no right--
 * Jim: All right, all right,I know.

Dizzy Pilots (1945)

 * (The Stooges are building a plane)
 * Moe: Where's your vise?
 * Curly: Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!
 * Moe: But you drifted.
 * (Moe hits Curly in the forehead)

Healthy, Wealthy & Dumb (1938)

 * (The Stooges in a hotel looking at a bathtub)
 * Curly: Oh look. A row boat.
 * Larry: A row boat? You're crazy. That's a horse trough.
 * Moe: Horse trough, row boat! In a hotel? That's a bathtub, you imbeciles. Go take a bath.
 * Larry: But it ain't spring yet.
 * Moe: Oh, yes, it is. See the pretty grass?
 * Larry: Where?
 * (As Larry bends down to look at the "grass", Moe puts his foot on Larry's rear and pushes him inside the bathroom. Curly shuts the door)
 * Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Moe: You're next.
 * Curly: But I had a bath.
 * Moe: When?
 * Curly: July 4th, 1910. I was too young to fight about it then.
 * Moe: What are you gonna do about it now?
 * Curly: Take a bath.

If A Body Meets A Body (1945)

 * (Moe and Larry look behind a chair as Curly notices a parrot walking inside a skull away from the Stooges. Curly covers his eyes)
 * Curly: Oh, I can't look at this. I can't, I can't.
 * (Curly unknowingly holds a candle on Moe's rear end)
 * Moe: OWWWW! You burn me up! (slaps Curly with both hands) Get out of the way! I'll find this thing.
 * (Larry takes a peek behind the chair as Moe crawls around it)
 * Moe: (to himself) Skeletons. Bunk, that's what!
 * (Larry and Moe look at each other and get startled)
 * Stooges: AHHH!
 * (Larry and Moe look over to Curly)
 * Larry: Now, where's your ghost?
 * Moe: A skeleton with little feet, eh? (makes a fist with both hands and hits Curly on the head)
 * Larry: Carrying his head in his hands.
 * Curly: Ah, stop it!
 * (Larry kicks Curly on the behind)
 * Moe: Go on to bed.
 * Curly: Stop it! STOP IT!
 * (The Stooges walk over to bed)
 * Moe: You're breaking up my sleep. If you so much as breathe, I'll tear your tonsils out and I'll tie it around your neck for a bowtie!
 * Curly: Shut up!
 * Moe: Get in there! Out to the edge now. You're a sleep wrecker. Go to sleep.
 * (The Stooges get into the bed covers)
 * Curly: I tell ya, I saw a ghost.
 * Moe: Go on!
 * Larry: Ah! Ghosts, spooks, skeletons, kids stuff. (yawns) There are no such things as ghosts.
 * (The Stooges finally go back to sleep. The skull falls from above the bed and on Larry's head. The skeleton moves to the table on the side of the bed, but Larry doesn't see it)
 * Larry: Ooh! (wakes up Moe) Hey, what's the idea of hitting me on the head?
 * Moe: I didn't hit you on the head…yet! (hits Larry on the head) Go on, go to sleep.
 * (Larry turns to his left and sees the skeleton on the table)
 * Larry: AHHHHH!!! (wakes up Moe) M-M-Moe, M-M-Moe, Moe! He's right! It's a ghost! It's right there! It's on the tabl- Eh, what?
 * (Larry points to the table near the bed, but nothing is there)
 * Moe: Oh, you too, eh? I'm gonna have trouble with you. Well, let me give you a little advice.
 * Larry: What?
 * Moe: (slaps Larry on the face) That! No go on. Go to sleep before I murder ya. You guys somnambulists?

Idiots Deluxe (1945)

 * (Larry and Curly sadly mourn the loss of Moe. Moe quietly sneaks up to Larry and Curly with an axe.)
 * Curly: Poor Moe.
 * Larry: Oh, woe is Moe.
 * Moe: Oh, woe is you.
 * ''(Moe swings his axe towards Larry.)
 * Larry: (ducking down) WHOA, MOE!
 * (Moe misses Larry and accidentally hits Curly on top of the head with the axe instead.)
 * Curly: (holds his head in pain) Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho. (looks at Moe's axe) Oh, look!
 * (Moe holds up his axe and jumps in shock when he sees that the blade is split due to Curly's hard head.)

Pardon My Scotch (1935)

 * (The Stooges are installing a door, the owner told them to put the door 'on the right')
 * Moe: Now let's see.. the door goes on the right (looks at his right hand and nods) Right.
 * Curly: (In front of Moe) Wait a minute...the man said the door goes on the right! (points to opposite direction)
 * Moe: (Showing Curly his right hand as a fist) What's this?
 * Curly: A fist
 * Moe:(Moe hits Curly in the forehead) Right or left?
 * (Curly meditates on this)
 * Moe: Oh, ignorant ehh?
 * (He hits him again)
 * Moe: Now, listen grapehead, I'll explain this so even you can understand it
 * (They change positions)
 * Moe: Now when I say go, we both point to the right...go!
 * (They point in opposite directions; Curly recoils)
 * Moe: (to Larry) Hey porcupine come here!
 * (Larry approaches, he is facing Moe's right side and Curly's left)
 * Moe: Point to the right for this chump will ya?
 * (Larry point to a completely different direction than the other two)
 * Curly': See?
 * Moe: (slapping both; grumpy voice) Stop playing, get to work...Where's the map?...Over there (it's on the right of the audience)

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Las Vegas (TV series)

Las Vegas is an American comedy-drama television series that aired on NBC from September 22, 2003 to February 15, 2008. The show focuses on a team of people working in the fictional Montecito Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada—dealing with issues that arise within the working environment, ranging from valet parking and restaurant management to casino security.

Pilot

 * Danny: [Voiceover] Never sleep with the boss's daughter. Especially if the boss is Ed Deline, former head of CIA Counter Intelligence and the greatest security man Vegas has ever seen.

 * Ed: Danny, welcome to the family.
 * Danny: Excuse me, what?
 * Ed: If I catch you looking at another girl, take a poison pill, because I'll kill ya.

 * Mike: Hey, don't forget: barbecue at my house tomorrow night. I've got some great new gadgets I've been working on.
 * Danny: You're not going to rewire my car and set it on fire again, are you?
 * Mike: That really hurts, Danny. You had a short, okay? That was an accident!

 * Ed: Trudy and I were wondering what your intentions might be.
 * Delinda: My intentions, Daddy?
 * Ed: Well, you know, Danny --
 * Delinda: I thought I'd have as much sex with him and his cute little butt as possible, then when I get bored, dump him.
 * Ed: That's cute. That's really funny.

What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas

 * Sam: If he pinches my ass I'll deck him.
 * Ed: No you won't.

Donny, We Hardly Knew Ye

 * Ed: She dumped you.
 * Danny: Like yesterday's newspaper.

 * Mike: When I start dating a girl, you know what I do?
 * Danny: What do you do?
 * Mike: Whatever she wants. Sunrise hike in the mountains? Sounds good! Antique shopping? Let's go! I establish rapport.
 * Danny: It sounds like guy code for ass kiss to me.

 * Ed: Cominski. Cominski, Marie. Shoplifting, conviction. Check forgery, conviction. Mail fraud. Now you add to this misappropriation.
 * Sam: Stealing from your husband.
 * Ed: Who you adore. Or I can make your life miserable.
 * Sam: He will.
 * Ed: Very miserable.

Jokers and Fools

 * Danny: Rowan Davies.
 * Rowan: How do you know my name?
 * Danny: Shut up. At this point, it's safe to assume I know your mother's maiden name, her birth date and her real weight.
 * Rowan: What do you want?
 * Danny: I wanna break one of your fingers, that's what I want. I wanna crack 'em like two dollar glow sticks.
 * Rowan: Look, I know I used some bad judgment but...
 * Danny: Yeah.
 * Rowan: ...break breakin' me fingers, that ain't right. And it's illegal.
 * Danny: Well, so is cheating. Which we take real serious around here. Finger-breaking serious.

Groundhog Summer

 * Danny: (voice-over) Groundhog summer. For everyone else, summer's over after Labor Day, but in Vegas, we get an extra six weeks. And on that last weekend, before we close the pools for the season, Vegas throws the biggest pool party of the year. This year, Groundhog summer happens to fall during the sci-fi convention. These people really freak me out.

 * Danny: (voice-over) Another Groundhog Summer is in the books. And tomorrow, another 300,000 people come to town to celebrate somethin' else. For us locals, it's a reminder that no matter how bad it gets, in Vegas, we take care of our own. No matter how crazy it gets, the party never stops.

Semper Spy

 * Sam : Do you really think you should have your feet up on Big Ed's desk?
 * Danny: Big Ed's probably at a luau right now patting down Don Ho, but don't you worry, ladies. Big Danny's here.
 * Nessa: Oh, my God. The boss isn't gone five minutes, he's already gone mad!

 * Sam: Either this guy is the nicest multi-millionaire I've ever met, or he's completely screwing with me.

Pros and Cons

 * Danny: The tint is off. The thickness is way off. Look at this thing!
 * Ed: I'm your father. I work in a casino. You took chips that look like they were made by a zoo animal. How do you suppose that makes me look? A: good. B: not so good.
 * Delinda: Well I'm sorry. You never invited me to take your daughter to work day.
 * Ed: You were busy gallivanting all over Europe!
 * Delinda: Well you wanted me to get an education.
 * Ed: Exactly. So that you could be taken by some two bit hustler in the ladies lounge of my casino. Money well spent, I'd say.

 * Mary: Did you get them back?
 * Sam: The front desk is going to let them freak out for a few minutes and then blame it on the computer.
 * Mary: You're bad!
 * Sam: I know!

Year of the Tiger

 * Danny: Since when do you speak Chinese?
 * Sam: Mandarin.
 * Danny: Mandarin.
 * Sam: Since I learned eighty percent of high rollers were Chinese.
 * Danny: Oh. So how did you land Zhao? I thought he only played in Monte Carlo.
 * Sam: I found out his daughters go to school in New York and he doesn't get to see them very often, so I organized...
 * Danny: So you organized a little reunion. Very nice.
 * Sam: Xie-xie.

Sons and Lovers

 * Jillian: I want to start working again.
 * Ed: But you don't need a job, I mean what the heck would you do anyway?
 * Jillian: Something...that would allow me to interact with other human beings. I mean, ever since Delinda left the house I...do you have any idea what I do all day? I go to the club, if I'm not at the club, I go to the spa.
 * Ed: (laughs) I know a lot of people who'll want that job.

Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

 * Ed (to Danny): You need some sleep.
 * Danny: I told you that I don't sleep anymore.
 * Ed: Why?
 * Danny: Because there's nobody left to watch my back. They're all dead. (shudders) Every single one of them.

 * Ed: It is completely abnormal for grown men to paint smiles and frowns on their faces with bright colors.
 * Delinda: You know, Daddy, one would've thought that the CIA might have diagnosed your coulrophobia and done something about it.
 * Sam: (laughs) Okay. So...you have a little problem with clowns, big guy?
 * (Delinda and Sam laugh)
 * Ed: Shut up.
 * (Delinda and Sam stop laughing)

Blood Is Thicker

 * Danny: [to Mary after she flirted with a guy to get him to help them] Brother? Can't you even pretend to be my wife?

Games People Play

 * Sam: What is wrong with these rich college kids? What, is there some kind of jackass gene that kicks in?
 * Danny: Yeah, there is.

 * Nessa: Can I ask you a question?
 * Delinda: [sighs] Yes, I've done it with a girl, but only once. Okay, twice.
 * Nessa: No! That's too much information!

Tainted Love
[Ed is beeing reprimanded while serving on a jury]
 * Judge: Mr. Deline, if you don't put away that cell phone, you will be in contempt of court and will spend Valentine's Day in jail with a cellmate named "Bubba".

 * Samantha: Also, Burt thinks that your breasts are lucky.
 * Mary: Why is everyone so fascinated by my breasts?
 * Samantha: You're kidding, right?

 * Ed: Would either of you want me on the jury?
 * Mike, Danny: Nah!

Hide and Sneak

 * Delinda: Sam. Have you seen Seth? I'm really worried about him.
 * Sam: Delinda, he's an adult.
 * Delinda: He shows up this sweet, unspoiled country boy and now I've turned him into some sort of --
 * Sam: American?
 * Delinda: Oh, God.
 * Sam: Yeah. Listen, there's this thing. I'm not sure if you've heard of it or not. It's called personal responsibility.
 * Delinda: Yeah, but he's overdoing it. And it's all my fault.
 * Sam: Good. Everyone overdoes it. That's why we're here.
 * Delinda: Yeah, but he's picking up slutty girls.
 * Sam: That's excellent, actually. He wears the Boy George hats, but he's not gay.
 * Delinda: And he's drinking like a fish.
 * Sam: Helps kill the slutty girl germs.

Centennial

 * Mary: So you gave up on Bon Jovi, huh?
 * Delinda: He's more interested in John Elway.
 * Mary: You do realize he's a happily married man.
 * Delinda: I know. I was just hoping he'd write a song about me. You know, like Leila, and Angie, and Michelle. Delinda.
 * Mary: Do you really have a genius I.Q.?
 * Delinda: [nods] Mhmm.
 * Mary: That is truly frightening.
 * Delinda: Well, it's not like I work with nuclear weapons or anything. Although I do like to blow things up.

Viva Las Vegas

 * Delinda: Do you know what it's like to have Big Ed Deline breathing down your neck every second of the day?
 * Danny: Well, yeah.
 * Delinda: That's right. I forgot. He did catch us in bed. It was fun. We should do it again sometime.

 * Monica: You know, Danny, I haven't seen Samantha Marquez here.
 * Danny: That's because she's not here.
 * Monica: She seems to have disappeared with all her clients, which I don't have to tell you means millions of dollars to the Montecito's bottom line. I need those clients here on opening night.
 * Danny: Nobody has seen or heard from Sam since she left.
 * Monica: Well, given your impressive background, I don't think you're going to have too much trouble tracking her down.
 * Danny: Well you don't know Sam. If she doesn't want to be found, she won't be.
 * Monica: What is she, all of four foot nothing? Find her!
 * Danny: Even if I did find her, what if she doesn't want to come back?
 * Monica: Then I'll poach her clients.

 * Sam: If that bitch thinks that she is going to get away with this, she has another think coming!
 * Danny: It looks like she already has.

Fake The Money And Run

 * Monica: So, Mike --
 * Mike: Yes?
 * Monica: What sort of impression do I make?
 * Mike: Come again?
 * Monica: If we were at a bar and you hadn't seen me before.
 * Mike: Oh! Can I speak candidly?
 * Monica: I insist you speak candidly.
 * Mike: I think you are a hot piece of ass.
 * Monica: Good answer.

 * Monica: Come on, show some cleavage. It's a casino, not a convent.

Double Down, Triple Threat

 * Sam: Tequila's like amnesia in a bottle for me.

Whatever Happened To Seymour Magoon?

 * Monica: Who is she?
 * Danny: Who is who?
 * Monica: Come on. You wore the same suit yesterday. You have that pathetic, puppy dog grin on your face. My guess, some woman's got you by the 'nads. My advice: cut her loose. Women cannot be trusted.
 * Danny: Okay.
 * Monica: Hello? I know what I'm talking about.

 * Delinda: I hate to say this, Sam, but you smell like a dog.
 * Sam: Yeah! It's Beaumont, of Silver Springs. He's this big, goofy Great Dane. My whale's showing him at the competition.
 * Delinda: How adorable!
 * Sam: Yeah, he is. He reminds me of my first love, John Butler. I can't get over the resemblance.
 * Delinda: Not the dog. The whale, right?
 * Sam: Yeah, I have a date with him tonight. I feel like a girl. Let's sit down and talk about it!

Big Ed De-cline

 * Mike: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Check it out! Punch in camera eight on that cell. You got it? Looks like 555-0178. Find out who's number that is.
 * Delinda: What's going on? She diss you? You've got to learn to take no for an answer.
 * Mitch: That's a pay phone.
 * Mike: Okay. I've been here before, remember? All we've got to do is tap into the pay phone's records. Find out what number called it at 3:48 p.m. today.
 * Mitch: That's illegal, Mike. You can't access a public phone's records. Okay. [points at screen] She stole Ed's Aston Martin.
 * Delinda: Daddy's car?!
 * Mike: Yes.
 * Delinda: You're dead.
 * Mike: I know.
 * Delinda: Good luck!

The Real McCoy

 * Bob: Hey, sis!
 * Sam: Hey sis. Who are you, Greg Brady? Who says things like that?

 * Sam: Dear, God, please make them stop.
 * Mike: Yeah, your brother and your boss. Not the most holy of unions.
 * Sam: Nuh-uh. What am I gonna do?
 * Mike: Ignore it.
 * Sam: I'm trying, but I can't. I mean, this is interfering with my job. The time I've spent showering, alone.
 * Mike: Showering?
 * Sam: Should I talk to him? I should talk to him! Thanks, Mike!

 * Delinda: Two words: Polyester.
 * Ed: Two words: Calm down.
 * Delinda: Don't tell me to calm down! You're not even listening to me!
 * Ed: No, I'm not. I'm trying to study for my driver's test.
 * Delinda: No one studies for their driver's test!
 * Ed: Well not everyone has a genius IQ, sweetheart.
 * Delinda: It does come in handy sometimes. Hey, quit changing the subject! This is a slippery slope, Daddy. I mean, first the wait-staff at Mystique wears polyester uniforms, then who knows what she'll suggest? Stripes with plaids? Denim on denim's? Skorts?!
 * Ed: Skorts? What's a skort?
 * Delinda: Where does it end, Daddy? Where??

 * Bob: She touches me, Sam, to the soul and beyond.
 * Sam: I'm going to slap you.
 * Bob: We're soulmates, and I'm thinking she's going to be part of our family one day.
 * Sam: I'm going to go throw up.

Bold, Beautiful And Blue

 * Delinda Deline: Did you know I was a magician's assistance once?
 * Sam Marquez: Why does that not surprise me?
 * Delinda Deline: The Amazing Roger. He was super cute. I actually learned a few tricks myself.
 * Mike Cannon: Really? Like what?
 * Delinda Deline: Once we were driving home from a show, and I put my hand on his thigh and he turned into a motel.

 * Monica Mancuso: [Looking at Mary and Sam's revealing tops] I'm sorry, did we open a Hooters?
 * Sam Marquez: [Motioning to Monica's chest] If we did, you're in trouble.

Mothwoman

 * Delinda: So... you're my new boss.
 * Danny: Yep.
 * Delinda: Mmm...[Delinda opens her blouse and showing her bra] So, uh, if I do this,you could fire me?
 * Danny: Yes!
 * Delinda: [Delinda opens her blouse again] So I won't do that again.
 * Danny: Would you stop that, please.
 * Delinda: Yes, sir, Mr. President.
 * Danny McCoy: .[Delinda walks away and opens her blouse again] Stop that.

 * Green Phantom: Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Green Phantom!
 * Delinda: Actually, you're costume is wrong.
 * Green: What?
 * Delinda: Your mask should be less Batman and more Zorro. Your cape's too long and your boots are all wrong, and hike up your pants for God's sake! You're supposed to be a super hero!

 * Delinda: I guess it's just me and you, girl.
 * Sam: Oy.

 * Sam: Oh, great. Every casino host in town is here.
 * Delinda : Aw, that's so sweet. They all came to pay their respects. What a nice little club you belong to.
 * Sam: They're not here to pay their respects. They're all after J.W.'s black book!
 * Delinda: That's not very nice.
 * Sam: Casino hosts aren't very nice people.
 * Delinda: But Sam, you're a casino host.
 * Sam: Exactly.

 * Sam: I smell whales.
 * Delinda: I smell embalming fluid.

For Sail By Owner

 * Delinda: Did you hear about Monica?
 * Sam: No, what?
 * Delinda: Flew off the roof last night, landed over at the Wynn. Crashed right into the Manolo Blahnik one day sample sale.
 * Sam: You're kidding! That was yesterday?
 * Delinda: Check them out. [Shows Sam her black sandal pumps] Aren't they delicious?
 * Sam: They're fabulous!

 * Sam: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despised. Doesn't that bother you guys?
 * Delinda: Not me. I like pretending.
 * Mary: Now that we know Monica left it all to charity, I feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.
 * Sam: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.

Bait And Switch

 * Danny: Have a seat.
 * Delinda: Shouldn't I be handcuffed?
 * Danny: No. I'm just going to ask you a few questions.
 * Delinda: Yes, you are the best sex ever. Have you ever done it in here?
 * Danny: No. No, I haven't.
 * Delinda: I bet you have, and you probably invited a few people to watch. I'd try that. I bet it would be fun.
 * Danny: You know, you're the second person I've run into today that thought that.
 * Delinda: So, you want to?
 * Danny: No! I'm trying to conduct an interview here, Delinda, so just --
 * Delinda: Okay! I'm sorry!
 * Danny: Be professional. So, did you notice anything unusual at the video shoot?
 * Delinda: I'm not wearing any panties.

 * Delinda: Just so you know, before when I asked about you being sweet on me, I wasn't suggesting anything.
 * Danny: Yes you were!
 * Delinda: You wish I was!
 * Danny: No, you were. The only thing that I wish is that we didn't have to beat around the bush. We're consenting adults, right?
 * Delinda: Absolutely!
 * Danny: Absolutely. I mean, if we want to have sex with each other we should just say so.
 * Delinda: Absolutely.

The Bitch is Back

 * Mike: That reverse psychology stuff, that's cheating, Sam.
 * Sam: Uh-huh. If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin', Mike.
 * Mike: Damn.

 * Delinda: [trips] Ouch!
 * Ed: Honey, are you okay?
 * Delinda: Ow! My shoe!
 * Mary: Aren't those the shoes you got at the sale where Monica...
 * Delinda: Yes. I'm still breaking them in, I guess.
 * Ed: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. You bought those shoes where she died?
 * Delinda: They were on sale.

 * Mary: Is that the infamous Paul Logan I see at BlackJack 22?
 * Sam: Yep.
 * Mary: He seems so --
 * Sam: Stupid?
 * Mary: I was going to say sophisticated.
 * Sam: That's not sophisticated, it's British. Don't get confused.

 * Sam: You've got to hand it to Monica.
 * Mary: What?
 * Sam: Even death can't keep that bitch from ruining my life.

And Here's Mike With The Weather

 * Sam: Who's the hottest server you have working right now?
 * Delinda: I would have to say Steve. He has a nice, tight little ass.
 * Sam: Not a guy. A female.
 * Delinda: Are you thinking about switching teams again?
 * Sam: I want someone to listen in and these two and report back to me.
 * Delinda: Why, what's going on?
 * Sam: Anything to do with the Montecito's gaming license or potential lack thereof effects my bottom line.
 * Delinda: And you don't think they'll mind if some hot girl is just hovering around them?
 * Sam: Listen to what you just said.

Coyote Ugly

 * Delinda: Was it fun being mean?
 * Sam: Of course it is. Why do you think I do it all the time?

 * Sam: Hey, you know what, Mary? My client over there, he's lost 250 grand.
 * Delinda: He's really --
 * Sam: Sad. Yeah.
 * Mary: Aw.
 * Sam: Yeah, he's sad. Listen, maybe you could just go over there and kind of be yourself.
 * Delinda: Be super sweet!
 * Sam: Yeah, be nice to him.
 * Mary: Poor guy.
 * Sam: Thanks, sweetie.
 * Delinda: Thanks, Mar. She does come in handy.
 * Sam: She does come in handy sometimes.

Like A Virgin

 * Mary: That's sweet.
 * Sam: Yeah, sweet. He's up on us by over a million dollars. Why are you still such a hopeless romantic? You're weird.
 * Mary: You're weird! And another thing, Lipworth is spending a lot more than a mil on this wedding. So while your commission might be affected by the fact that he stopped playing, the Montecito will still come out way ahead, which is all I care about!
 * Sam: Pretty sassy there sassafrass.
 * Mary: Is it too much?
 * Sam: I like it.
 * Mary: I'm still working on it.

Cash Springs Eternal

 * Mary: [runs up, frantic] Hey, hey. Have you guys seen Danny?
 * Sam: No. It's not my turn to watch him.
 * Delinda: [watches as Mary runs away in search of Danny] She gets weirder every day.

 * Sam: Dr. Paul's love movement is a scary cult.
 * Delinda: He makes more money than Kabbalah and Scientology combined.
 * Sam: Cult! He's got one of my whales convinced that if I throw a flower in front of each of the doors on his floor that love will come to him.
 * Delinda: [smells flower] They are beautiful.
 * Sam: You're so easy.
 * Delinda: You're so bitter.

 * Danny: Sam, you heard of Sexiest Bachelors of Vegas calendar?
 * Sam: Yeah, of course.Everyone has. Roberto, my colorist,he has it up on the wall in his salon, and all the boys make bets on who they can get to bite the pillow first.
 * Mike: You're kidding?
 * Sam: No, he does pretty well for himself,actually.Last year, he nailed Mr. July, Mr. December....
 * Danny: So this is a- a gay calendar?
 * Sam: Yeah, it's the gayest.Why?
 * Mike: No reason.
 * Sam: You guys posed for the calendar?
 * Mike: Huh? No. You kidding?
 * Sam: She got you with the puppies?
 * Danny: They were so cute.
 * Mike: Danny...Danny...
 * Sam: What is it with boys and dogs...When does that come out?
 * Mike: We don't know what you're talking about.
 * Sam: Oh. You know what? I have to go.I don't have time for this.I have to go, uh, tell everybody. Heeehaaa!! [Sam laughs and runs away.]
 * Danny and Mike: Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam!
 * Mike: This is very, very, very bad.
 * Danny: This is worse than bad.

All Quiet On The Montecito Front

 * Sam: [sees Delinda smiling as she walks by] You had sex, didn't you?
 * Delinda: Excuse me?
 * Sam: Who did you have sex with, hooker?
 * Delinda: Okay, I had sex, but with no one you know.
 * Sam: Really? I know quite a few people in this town. Try me.
 * Delinda: Well, he doesn't even live here. He travels a lot. He's a professional bowler.
 * Sam: [disbelieving] You had sex with a bowler?
 * Delinda: [nods but realizes she's had] Never. I had sex with Danny.
 * Sam: Danny?
 * Delinda: Yeah.
 * Sam: I don't know if that's cool or not. What about Mary?
 * Delinda: Look, it's nothing. Anyway, Mary and Danny are over. Ask Danny.

Fidelity, Security, Delivery

 * Ed: When was the last time you had a vacation?
 * Sam: I don't know. Clinton was in office.

 * Sam: Delinda, listen to me: no one listens to advice. They think they do, but they don't. So it doesn't matter what I say. You're going to do what you want in the end and that's okay.
 * Delinda: Fine. I'll go ask Mary then.
 * Sam: Perfect.
 * Delinda: What?
 * Sam: What do you mean, what? You know! When you decided to start sleeping with Danny again, did you tell Mary?
 * Delinda: Of course not!
 * Sam: Why?
 * Delinda: Because they've been over for more than a year!
 * Sam: And?!
 * Delinda: Because it might hurt her feelings!
 * Sam: And did you tell Derek?
 * Delinda: Of course, I tell him everything!
 * Sam: Delinda, listen to me, before you marry this guy, or don't marry him, and especially before you walk around asking everybody a bunch of girly questions, you need to make sure that your ducks are in a row.
 * Delinda: So you think I should tell Mary about Danny?
 * Sam: Everything always comes out eventually and she needs to hear it from you before she hears it from somebody else.
 * Delinda: You don't think she still loves Danny, do you?
 * Sam: What?! The sun always rises in the east, you always get hungry a half hour after you eat Chinese food, and Mary Connell will always love Danny McCoy.

 * Delinda: I'm going to tell Mary about you and me.
 * Danny: What? Why?
 * Delinda: I'm getting my ducks in a row.
 * Danny: I think you should tell your ducks to keep their bills shut. Have you been talking to Sam? What is this?
 * Delinda: How did you know?

 * Mike: Delinda, do you see this guy I've been watching at the bar. Mr. McKeen. He and his wife are perfectly compatible.
 * Delinda: And look how happy they are.
 * Mike: That's not his wife!

Father Of The Bride

 * Derek: Danny, you got a minute?
 * Danny: Yeah, what's up?
 * Derek: Well, I just found out some of my colleagues aren't going to be able to make the wedding tomorrow.
 * Danny: I'm sorry to hear that.
 * Derek: Yeah, well one of them was supposed to be my best man, and I would like you to step in.
 * Danny: Excuse me?
 * Derek: Be my best man!
 * Danny: I don't know.
 * Derek: You are the one who convinced me to marry Delinda, and you guys are such great friends. Come on!
 * Danny: Getting married was not my idea, Derek.
 * Derek: You are so modest. I guess that's why Delinda likes you. She's like 'Danny, Danny, Danny.' It's all she ever talks about.

 * Sam: I can't believe we don't have dates. I mean, look at us. We're hot. I know, I know, I'm hotter than you because I'm the whole package, but still. You should be able to dig up and old ho with that whole pretty boy thing you've got going on.
 * Danny: [sarcastically] Thank you.
 * Sam: Good luck with that.
 * Danny: Thanks for the vote of confidence!

 * Delinda: [hears Danny knock] Come in.
 * Danny: What's up? [sees Delinda in her wedding dress] Wow.
 * Delinda: Do you like?
 * Danny: Wow.
 * Delinda: Stop saying wow. Say something else.
 * Danny: You look beautiful.
 * Delinda: Really?
 * Danny: Yeah.

 * Ed: [speaking of Delinda and Danny] Is something going on between you two?
 * Delinda: No! No. No, Danny's just -- he's just been feeling a little left out. You know, you've been spending a lot of time with Derek.
 * Ed: Well, I mean, that's because he's about to become my son in law.
 * Delinda: No, I know. Just spend a little time with Danny, too. You're like a father to him.

Father Of The Bride Redux

 * Sam: [to Mike about Ed] What do you mean a heart attack? Oh, that's great. He probably found out Delinda and Danny were sleeping together again.
 * Mary: Is that true?
 * Mike: No, no!
 * Sam: No, Mary, it's not true.
 * Mary: Am I the only one who didn't know about Danny and Delinda?
 * Sam: Well, you and Ed.
 * Mike: Please don't have a heart attack, Mary.

 * Jillian: What's going on?
 * Delinda: I've been trying to tell everyone.
 * Jillian: Are you in love with Danny? [watches as her daughter nods] Oh, honey.

 * Delinda: Hey. [kisses him] Thanks.
 * Danny: For what?
 * Delinda: [smiles] For feeling the same way about me that I feel about you. [stops smiling] You do feel the same way about me, don't you?
 * Danny: [laughs] Yes. [walks away to find Ed]
 * Jillian: Don't screw this up, Delinda.
 * Delinda: I won't.

 * Delinda: You know, don't you?
 * Mary: Last one to know everything.
 * Delinda: I wanted to tell you, but then Derek showed up and things just got out of hand.
 * Mary: Got out of hand?! Is that how you explain what's been going on?
 * Delinda: Look, I'm sorry --
 * Mary: Delinda, I don't want to talk about this.

 * Danny: You okay?
 * Delinda: Yeah. It's just been a wild last few days.
 * Danny: Yeah, it has.
 * Delinda: Mary's pissed at me.
 * Danny: Me too.
 * Delinda: Now what?
 * Danny: Let's see what happens.
 * Delinda: What if I screw it up again?
 * Danny: I won't let that happen.

Died In Plain Sight

 * Danny: Everybody knows! You saw the way they were looking at us in there.
 * Delinda: Who cares who knows?
 * Danny: While your dad's away, I'm in charge. I'm supposed to be setting an example here.
 * Delinda: The whole thing's a joke, Danny. People should just behave or we wouldn't need stupid seminars. [grabs his butt]
 * Danny: Are you into the whole group sex thing, now?
 * Delinda: No, not for years. It's just that guy Myles was such a dweeb, I just wanted to see him squirm a little.
 * Danny: What do you think we should do about this whole employee fraternization thing?
 * Delinda: Here's what we should do. [kisses him] You're my boyfriend and I don't care who knows it.
 * Danny: Want to meet upstairs in fifteen minutes?
 * Delinda: Make it ten.
 * Danny: Okay.

 * Danny: What's this? You and Shannon? You learned nothing from that seminar?
 * Mike: The pot calling kettle. Who's talking?
 * Danny: Mine is a preexisting condition!

 * Mary: Why didn't you have the decency to tell me?
 * Delinda Deline: Now's not exactly the best time for us to chat.
 * Mary: [to the bartender] Take a walk.
 * Delinda: I thought you weren't talking to me.
 * Mary: Oh, I'm not talking to you. I'm yelling at you.
 * Delinda: You know what? I'm tired of walking on eggshells around you. Danny wanted to marry you. You gave him his ring back. It's over! You don't have dibs on him anymore, so get over it!
 * Mary: Poor Derek. He never even saw it coming.
 * Delinda: Well maybe poor Derek and poor Mary should get together and trade sob stories.
 * Mary: You'd like that, wouldn't you? I swear, you are just pathological.
 * Delinda: Now you're talking out of your ass.

 * Sam: You think I'm mean?
 * Vic: It doesn't matter. I can totally handle it. In fact, I kind of dig it.
 * Sam: Okay, I'm going to try and say this in the nicest way. I think you should go back to Hawaii, because if you don't, I will have Ed Deline kill you.

The Story Of Owe

 * Danny: [kissing Delinda] Do you realize how great this is?
 * Delinda: What? The sex?
 * Danny: The whole thing: sex, we like to hang out together, we make each other laugh.
 * Delinda: You going to waste time talking about feelings or you want to get busy?

 * Delinda: Before we start, since this is our first real date, let's pretend like we just met. That we're just getting to know each other.
 * Danny: That's kind of lame.
 * Delinda: No it's not! Just tell me something about you I don't already know. Something embarrassing.
 * Danny: I stole a pack of gum when I was eight.
 * Delinda: That's not embarrassing.
 * Danny: Okay, well top it!
 * Delinda: Okay. I once fell asleep in my own vomit.
 * Danny: Outstanding! [they high-five]

Delinda's Box: Part 1

 * Mr. Chips: I have no intention of killing you.
 * Ed: That's funny, because I have every intention of killing you.
 * Mr. Chips: I do, however, have no problem at all killing your daughter.

Delinda's Box: Part 2

 * Ed: Do you know how many laws you just broke?
 * Danny: I don't care. All I care about is getting Delinda back.
 * Ed: I'm just saying, I like the attitude. You just bought us some time. It'll force them to plan B.
 * Danny: What about our plan?
 * Ed: Our plan? Get my daughter back and kill them all.

 * Delinda Deline: You're never going to get away.
 * Mr. Chips: If that's the case, why not kill you right now?
 * Delinda: Because you need me. I'm the only chip you've got left, Chips.
 * Chips: I've got 50 million chips, blondie. You're just chump change to me.
 * Delinda: You're going to die, you know. They shut down your airport. It's only a matter of time.
 * Chips: By the time the police figure any of this out I'll be on a beach earning twenty percent. [Delinda laughs] I'm glad you think this is all funny.
 * Delinda: What's funny is you actually think the police will be involved. There will be no police, no FBI. There will only be men whose sole responsibility will be to hunt you down and kill you. All of you. And they will. They always do.

 * Chips: [on the phone] What did you just say to me?
 * Ed: I said no. Listen to me, you scumbag. The deal was the money for my daughter. Now if you had just given her back all of this crap would be over. Now it's my show and I'm not letting you leave. [hangs up]
 * Delinda: Sucks to be you.

Meatball Montecito

 * Delinda: Hey, I need a few annoying habits of Danny's. I have a list going.
 * Sam: I can't help you.
 * Delinda: You don't think there's anything annoying about Danny?
 * Sam: I think there are about a million things, but I don't have the four hours necessary to get into it.
 * [...]
 * Sam: Okay, how about the fact that he's a little too chummy-chummy with your father. That's creepy.
 * Delinda: You're right.
 * Sam: And have you ever noticed that every time that boy walks past a mirror he's got to look in it? [turns to see Delinda fixing her hair in a reflective sign] You guys will be great.
 * Delinda: Wait, what did you say after mirror?

White Christmas

 * Sam: Men are pigs. Those two are oinkers.

 * Delinda: I just want our first Christmas together to be special, do you know what I mean?
 * Sam: He is just pissing away his money.
 * Delinda: Isn't that what we want?
 * Sam: Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
 * Delinda: Oh. I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away money.
 * Sam: Well there is! Now what is it you're going on about?
 * Delinda: It's Danny and mine's first Christmas. I'm planning a special, candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner. Then a little cuddling by the fire --
 * Sam: Okay, hold it. I don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
 * Delinda: Why does everyone think that's all we do?
 * Sam: Because you two couldn't stop banging each other if your lives depended on it. [Delinda smiles] In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.

 * Delinda: I have no idea what to get Sam for Christmas.
 * Mary: How about anti-evil pills? Oh, that's right, the ones she got last year didn't do the trick.

Wines And Misdemeanors

 * Delinda: I think I know what would ease all this tension.
 * Danny: What? Oh! Oh.
 * Delinda: I'll see you at home.
 * Danny: Okay, I'll finish my rounds and I'll meet you there.

 * Danny: Baby, I'm home. Sorry I'm late, I had to 86 a couple of card cheats. But I'm here now.
 * Delinda: I made a reservation, you gotta come.
 * Danny: Wait. Where's the Frisky Ferret? I thought we were...
 * Delinda: Oh, honey, I already did. What? You were late! Let's go. I'm starving.

 * Sam: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where's Delinda? My whale needs the booth bottle service at Mystique.
 * Danny: I don't know where she is.
 * Sam: I've been calling her, she hasn't answered. You know, she seems like she's really hard to get ahold of ever since she got that Frisky Ferret.
 * Danny: She told you about that?
 * Sam: Of course. The Frisky Ferret used to be my favorite till I traded up.
 * Danny: Traded up?
 * Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm...
 * Danny: You know what? I'm not even worried about it. 'Cause it's not like a little sex toy's ever gonna replace the real thing.
 * Sam: Oh. Okay, good. All right. Well, you keep telling yourself that. (CHUCKLlNG) It's just It's so hard to find a decent guy. And then you have to pretend like you want to wait so he doesn't think you're a slut.

 * Delinda: I never waited, and no one ever thought I was... Besides, you don't have to wait till you're in a relationship. Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret?
 * Mary: Oh, I'm guessing a battery-powered device.
 * Delinda: More like a battery-powered endless source of pleasure.
 * Mary: That good, huh?
 * Delinda: Better.
 * Mary: Ooh!
 * Delinda: I'll get you the catalog.

 * Delinda: Hey.
 * Danny: What's up? We're headed out to North Vegas.
 * Denlida: Mmm.
 * Danny: Sorry I didn't make it home last night.
 * Delinda: That's okay. I kept busy. (BLENDER WHlRRlNG)

 * Delinda: I tried to stay up until you got home last night, but I was completely spent.
 * Danny: Spent?
 * Delinda: Yeah. But I slept really well.
 * Danny: So I thought we could figure out a way to use up all this energy.
 * Delinda: Oh, yeah? Mmm-hmm I'll be right back.
 * Danny: Okay.
 * (ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)
 * Danny: All right. Delinda! We need to talk about this. You can't just get up in the middle of...
 * Delinda: I had spinach in my teeth. What? Danny, what's going on? You didn't just suddenly develop a phobia to oral hygiene, did you?
 * Danny: I just I thought it was the Frisky Ferret. I thought that you were in there. I thought that you were in there, you know...
 * Delinda: Why would I do that when I have the real thing right here?
 * Danny: Because you would rather have the tractor in your field than the mule in your Mike's an idiot. Look, I think that we have an amazing sex life and I don't need sex toys or erotic accessories to make me happy. I just need you.
 * Delinda: I feel the exact same way, Danny.
 * Danny: Good.
 * Delinda: So if this is about the Frisky Ferret, let's just get rid of it. We good?
 * Danny: Yeah. Good.
 * Delinda: 'Cause I'd rather be here with you like this, than lying alone, half-undressed, in the middle of the day, fantasizing about you and me doing it on a picnic bench in the middle of the woods.
 * Danny: What do you mean?
 * Delinda: You know. Bra, blouse, nothing else. Except my boots. And I'm getting a few splinters, but I kind of like it. And any moment we might be discovered. It's just something that gets me really excited. But don't worry. That's all over.
 * Danny: I'll be right back.
 * (ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)
 * Delinda: Danny! (DELlNDA LAUGHlNG)

Wagers Of Sin

 * Polly: I have lost the will to work.
 * Sam: You're Korean.
 * Polly: Hard to believe, I know.

 * Polly: After I find new boyfriend, I work, maybe six month.
 * Samantha: How about if I get Chul Ho back for you.
 * Polly: No way. He go to L.A., already look for better girlfriend with a tight booty bounce quarter off and big hooter, plastic.

The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt

 * Doctor Sassen: Your handshake -- it's like a little girl's.
 * Ed: Here's an idea for ya. How about I crack you right in the mouth. And that way you...(recognizes trickery, starts to laugh uneasily) That was a test. You had me there good.
 * Doctor Sassen: I just wanted to get a sense of what I'm dealing with here.

 * Anger Management Doctor: Okay Ed, how would you react if a man stood right in front of you and said he was gonna knock your teeth down your throat?
 * Ed: Well doc, you see the first thing you do is kinda take a half a step to the right so you can't get hit with a straight right-hand,, then I take my thumb and I go right for this eyeball (making a move for the doc's right eyeball to show him)
 * Anger Management Doctor: No!
 * Ed: No?
 * Anger Management Doctor': No.

 * Mike: I hate this town

Pharaoh Nuff

 * Ed: I'm taking your mom to Paris for Valentines Day.
 * Delinda: I thought you hated France.
 * Ed: The French...not France.

 * Danny: Well, if he took the thing, he's obviously a thief.
 * Mike: So, what do you want to do?
 * Ed: I guess there's only one thing we can do. We're gonna steal it back, boys.

 * (Ed, Mike and Danny talking about stealing the already stolen mummy back, Mikes having a few concerns)
 * Ed: Listen, no one is going to jail, okay? All we're doing is simply reclaiming something that belongs to us, now are you in or out?
 * Danny: I'm In.
 * Mike: One condition, if we go to jail I get the top bunk.
 * Ed: If we go to jail you pretty boys wont have to worry about it, you wont be getting much sleep. :(laughs) know what I mean?

 * Lifting the mummy's coffin into the Moncetio's loading bay.
 * Danny: This is pretty light?
 * Mike: Well the dude hasn't eaten in the last 3000 odd years.

The Burning Bedouin

 * Sam: I need a favor.
 * Delinda: What's up?
 * Sam: I need you to be Asad Sumar's casino host for at least a day.
 * Delinda: What?
 * Sam: I know he bought you that expensive dress, if you say no you'll look like a money grubbing whore.
 * Delinda: You know about the dress?
 * Sam: Everybody knows about the dress.
 * Delinda: Even Danny?
 * Sam: He's actually a little smarter than he looks, isn't he?
 * Delinda: I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass.
 * Sam: I know. Your ass is pretty popular these days, so that's nice isn't it? Will you do this for me? Pretty please?
 * Delinda: He's pissed at me.
 * Sam: Well since he's pissed at you, maybe you should pass the time by, say, making some extra money and filling in for me.
 * Delinda: How much extra?
 * Sam: Well it would be enough to pay Asad back for that dress if you are stupid enough to do it.
 * Delinda: You've got yourself a deal.

 * Delinda: You like someone.
 * Sam: No I don't. [pause] You just worry about Asad. I'll worry about not liking someone.

Junk In The Trunk

 * Danny: When you woke up she knocked you out ? Hehehe.
 * Mike: Yes and keep this between us.
 * Danny: Of course why will say that it is embarassing.
 * Mike: Great, thanks.

(Danny talks to the people)
 * Danny: Mike Canon aka peanuthead got his ass kicked by a girl.

Cast

 * James Caan - Ed Deline
 * Josh Duhamel - Danny McCoy
 * James Lesure - Mike Cannon
 * Vanessa Marcil - Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
 * Molly Sims - Delinda Deline
 * Nikki Cox - Mary Connell
 * Marsha Thomason - Nessa Holt

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Talk:American Beauty (1999 film)

Wow. . . a lot of these quotes are way off. For the most part the quotes seem to convey the point, but Wikiquote ought to have more than paraphrases or someone's hazy memory of what the quote was. When I have some time--and I cannot promise that I will soon--I'll try to fix them, but I figured that I would trying to bring it to someone's attention. 136.142.21.73 03:59, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

I'd add one
"Sometimes I get exhausted just watching her."

Spacey to audience speaking about his wife.

This Page is [Bleep]
Can we seriously remove all the bleeps? It's so hard to try and read "And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a [bleep] prisoner while she keeps my [bleep] in a [bleep] under the [bleep]."

Just put the words in, no one's suing you for it! When I watched this movie last night there weren't any bleeps in it so don't tell me it's part of the movie.

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