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South Park/Season 8

South Park (1997-present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado.

Good Times with Weapons [8.1]

 * Cartman: Parents? Parents? [begins a fake sob] OH GOD! [sobs loudly and turns away]

 * Cartman: You see, guys? This is why Jews can't be ninjas. They've got no spine.
 * Kyle: You don't know anything about Jews, fat ass!

 * [After Stan's attempt to remove the ninja star]
 * Kyle: Stop, dude! You're going to scramble his brain!
 * Cartman: Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us.

 * [Butters changes into Professor Chaos]
 * Butters: Let's see how you like dealing with me, Ninjas! [laughs evilly]
 * [he stomps down the stairs while grunting and punches the wall, leaving a huge dent]
 * Mrs. Stotch: Ooh, Butters. Are you going out to play again?
 * Butters: Yeah, Mom. I'm just going outside for a little while.
 * Mrs. Stotch: Well could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thompsons? I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week.
 * Butters: [normal voice] Oh, o-o-okay, Mom.

 * Jimmy: What-what's the matter, fellas? Are you ninjas or p-p-p-p-p-pussies?
 * Cartman: We're twice the ninjas you fags are!

 * Kyle: We were taking him to the vet until you fracked it all up! Butters!
 * Craig: Was he bleeding?
 * Cartman: [uninterested] Yeah, a little. Butters!
 * Craig: Oh, shit. You guys are in trouble. We're out of here!
 * Stan: No, dude! You got to help us find him!
 * Craig: To hell with that!
 * Cartman: We're in this together, Craig! If Butters tells on us, we're going to tell on you; that's the ninja code!

 * Animal Shelter Worker: Here you go pup, I've got a sweet dose of murder for ya. [notices the open kennel] What the--? Blast it, he's escaped! [sighs, moves towards another dog] Oh, well, let's murder one of these other dogs.

 * Chef: Well, you children should be careful with those weapons, you could put somebody's eye out.
 * Kyle: Yeah, we know.

 * Kyle: Okay, hang on, guys, I'll use my special power to see into the future, and find out where we should head next.
 * Cartman: Hold on you guys, I actually have another power. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try.
 * Kyle: Goddamn it, Cartman, you can't keep making up powers!
 * Stan: Yeah, dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
 * Cartman: I am Bullrog, and I have lots and lots of powers.
 * Kyle: No, asshole! From now on you only get to have one power! So what is it?
 * Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
 * Kyle: That doesn't count, fat boy!
 * Stan: Yeah, that's it, Cartman, now you don't get to have any powers!
 * [Cartman whines]

 * Cartman: Alright, dickhole, time for you to pay! [realizes his powers don't work] Oh, no, I have no powers! Kyle took them away from me! Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers so I can fight this evil villain!
 * Kyle: Okay, okay, you can have your powers back!
 * Cartman: Alright, now I use my powers to...turn Kyle into a chicken! Blam!
 * Kyle: [is turned into a chicken] Goddamn it, Cartman!
 * Cartman: [sing-song voice] Ha ha ha ha ha-ha, now you are a chi-cken, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh-nyeh.
 * Butters: Enough! I grow weary of your foolishness. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped.
 * Stan: Oh, yeah? Kenny, use your ninja star!
 * Kenny: [muffled] Yeah! Try this, Professor Chaos! (gets out a shuriken) Feel my wrath! [throws shuriken at Butters, hitting him in the eyeball...]

 * [...as the animation style changes back and Butters realizes his injury]

 * Butters: [Wailing cry]
 * Cartman: Oh, shit, dude!
 * Stan: Butters! Oh, my God!
 * [Butters continues screaming]
 * Stan: Oh, dude, it's stuck in his eye!
 * Kyle: What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?!
 * Kenny: [muffled] I just threw my ninja star at him.
 * Butters: IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!!

 * ["Let's Fighting Love" plays while boys are fighting.]

 * Japanese
 * 素晴らしい チンチンもの
 * 金玉の毛ある
 * それの音 サルボボ
 * いいえ！忍者がいます

 * Hey hey let's go 喧嘩する
 * 大切な物 protect my balls!
 * 僕が悪い so let's fighting--
 * Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

 * この歌ちょっと馬鹿
 * わけがわからない
 * 英語がめちゃくちゃ
 * 大丈夫？ We do it all the time!

 * Hey hey let's go 喧嘩する
 * 大切な物 protect my balls!
 * 僕が悪い so let's fighting--
 * Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

 * [Transliteration]

 * Subarashii chinchin mono
 * Kintama no kami aru
 * Sore no oto sarubobo
 * Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

 * Hey hey let's go kenka suru
 * Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
 * Boku ga warui so let's fighting--
 * Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

 * Kono uta chotto baka
 * Wake ga wakaranai
 * Eigo ga mecha kucha
 * Daijoubu, we do it all the time!

 * Hey hey let's go kenka suru
 * Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
 * Boku ga warui so let's fighting--
 * Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love…

 * [English translation]

 * I have a wonderful penis
 * There is hair on my balls
 * Is that the sound of a baby monkey?*
 * No! Ninjas are here!

 * Hey hey let's go! Getting in a fight!
 * The important thing is to protect my balls!
 * I am bad ass, so let's fighting--
 * Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

 * This song is a little stupid
 * It doesn't make any sense
 * English is all ducked up
 * But that's okay, we do it all the time

 * Hey hey let's go! Getting in a fight!
 * The important thing is to protect my balls!
 * I am bad ass, so let's fighting--
 * Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

 * actually, its slang, monkey-bushy hair, meaning monkey pussy

AWESOM-O [8.2]

 * Kyle: Hey AWESOM-O, I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long, with peanut butter and raisins on top.
 * Cartman: [as AWESOM-O] Suck my balls, Kyle.

 * Liane: [talking to Mrs. Stotch on the phone] Actually, Eric is still supposed to be grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews two weeks ago.

 * Cartman: [as AWESOM-O talking to a movie executive] Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a girl, but it turns out that she's a golden retriever.
 * Movie Executive It's great! We'll call it Puppy Love! Any more?
 * AWESOM-O Uh, Adam Sandler is a guy who falls in love with a table.
 * Movie Executive Genius! We'll call it Table of Contents. God is there anything that this thing can't do?
 * AWESOM-O: Movie idea number 2305. Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and he falls in love with a coconut.

 * Military General: Mister Scientist! You are paid to think! National security is our job.

 * Butters: When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up as Britney Spears and pretend he's her. He sings and dances with a life size cut-out of Justin Timberlake.
 * Cartman: [as AWESOM-O] ...You saw that?
 * Butters: Yeah, and I videotaped him doing it!
 * Cartman: [as AWESOM-O] No way.
 * Butters: I got the whole thing on tape; even the making out with Justin Timberlake.
 * Cartman: [as AWESOM-O] Nuh-uh...

Up the Down Steroid [8.3]

 * [Cartman's just revealed his plan to pretend he's retarded to win the Special Olympics]
 * Stan: Thats really, really, terrible dude!
 * Cartman: Terrible?! Whatever. You guys just don't have brains that can compute complex plans like mine!

 * Jimmy's Father: I'll leave you two alone. And Jimmy, are you sure you weren't masturbating? Its okay if you were.
 * Jimmy: Dad! Jesus Christ!

 * Cartman: [pretending he's retarded] Derrrr...derrrr...hey guys what's going on, derrrrrr?
 * [long pause]
 * Kyle: God damn you.

 * [Jimmy and Timmy have just asked the boys to come cheer for them at the special Olympics; Cartman is reading a brochure Jimmy gave them]
 * Cartman: Dude. I can't believe they exploit handicapped people like this. I mean, making them compete against each other just for our amusement.
 * Kyle: ...You're an asshole, Cartman.
 * Cartman: [looking confused] What? What did I do?

The Passion of the Jew [8.4]

 * Cartman: This is why you can't bring Jews on away missions! They don't play along!

 * Kyle: People don't hate the Jews!
 * Cartman: Really? Three hundred million domestic box-office, Kyle. The top-grossing film of all time, Kyle. Those numbers don't lie. If you're not scared of The Passion, then go see it. Go see it and tell me I'm wrong. Mel Gibson, Kyle. Mel Gibson.

 * Stan: We want our money back.
 * Ticket Guy: Huh?
 * Stan: That movie sucked ass. We want our money back.
 * Ticket Guy: I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.
 * Stan: That wasn't a movie! It was a snuff film!  You should not charge people to watch a guy getting tortured for two hours!
 * Ticket Guy: That "guy" happens to be Jesus. And he went through all of that to pay for your sins!
 * Stan: We go to church to learn that stuff! We go to movies to be entertained!  We weren't entertained so we want our money back!
 * Ticket Guy: I'm not allowed to give your money back after you sat through the whole movie! You'd have to take your complaints up with the film's producer's.
 * Stan: What, Mel Gibson? You're saying we should get our money back from Mel Gibson?
 * Ticket Guy: Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
 * Stan: Oh, we will! This is America.  And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back!  Come on, Kenny!

 * [Kenny and Stan are trying to get their money back from seeing the Passion]
 * Stan: [searching the Internet] OK, search "Mel Gibson". Mel Gibson bio, Mel Gibson news, Mel Gibson homepage! Here we go: "Welcome to 'Mel Gibson's The Passion. com! Your source for everything Mel". Pictures, philosophy, upcoming projects...darn it! No phone number! Oh wait! "For more information call our webmaster at 1800-4308" [Stan calls the number. It's Cartman's phone, which he answers]
 * Cartman: Mel Gibson's The Passion Fan club.
 * Stan: Hi, my friend and I just went to see The Passion.
 * Cartman: Uh-huh, so you want to join the fan club now? Our first meeting is tomorrow at 5.30pm...
 * Stan: No, no, no, we want our money back.
 * Cartman: What?
 * Stan: We thought the movie sucked and we want Mel Gibson to give us back our $18. Do you know how we can get in touch with him?
 * Cartman: You thought it sucked? Sir, apparently you don't understand what Mel Gibson was trying to do; he was trying to express, through cinema, the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It has made people the world over open their eyes.
 * Stan: Look kid, we just thought it was a bad movie, so just tell us how we can get in touch with Mel Gibson and get our money back.
 * Cartman: If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir. All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu, now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick.
 * Stan: [furious] Hey don't take that tone with me kid, I'll kick your ass!
 * Cartman: Yeah, I'd like to see you try asshole, I'm like six feet tall!
 * Stan: I don't care, you sound like a little bitch to me!
 * Cartman: Bitch? Don't call me bitch, I'll pop your ducking head open!
 * Stan: Yeah, you want to bring it, you little pussy?
 * Cartman: I already brought it bitch! I brought it, set it down on the table and opened it, bitch!
 * Stan: [realizing] Wait a minute. Cartman? [Cartman hangs up]

 * Stan: C'mon, Kenny, we're going to Malibu. We'll take the bus. Look.  This isn't about the eighteen dollar ticket money anymore.  This is about holding bad filmmakers responsible.  It is just like when we got our money back fore baseketball.

 * [Kenny and Stan arrive Mel Gibson's home]
 * Mel Gibson: Yes?
 * Stan: Oh, hi. My name is Stan and this is Kenny. Um, we saw your movie The Passion and we didn't like it, so can we have our money back, please?
 * Mel Gibson: You can't not like The Passion. I just followed the Bible. Christ died for you. Go home.
 * Stan: Look, dude, we came a long way. We're not leaving until you give us our money.
 * Mel Gibson: Oh yeah? Well you're going to have to find it first! But I won't tell you where I keep my money. You can torture me all you want but I still won't tell you.
 * Stan: Torture you?
 * Mel Gibson: Ha, so you DO intend to torture me, huh?!! Well go ahead! Do you worst. You still won't get your taken money back.

 * Stan: Well, with these bus tickets, it looks like we spent about $87 getting our money back from Mel Gibson, but I think it's the principle that matters.
 * Kenny: Yeah, I agree.
 * [Truck horn honking]
 * Stan: Oh, you've got to be shitting me...
 * Mel Gibson: Give me back my money!

 * Cartman: Töten Sie die Juden! Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind! [Kill all the Jews! We cannot stand still 'till all are dead!] Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.

 * Cartman: Okay, now when I say "Es ist Zeit für Rache!" you respond "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
 * Woman: What does that mean?
 * Man: Oh, I think it's Aramaic, just like in the movie!

 * Cartman: Es ist Zeit für Rache! [It's time for revenge!]
 * Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! [We must exterminate the Jews!]
 * Woman: Oh, this is fun!

 * Cartman: Aw, aw, no, come on, people, we're so close to completing my final solution!

 * Kyle: I feel way better about being a Jew now that I know Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche.

 * Rabbi: And now, one of our fine young shlokas, Kyle Broflovski, has asked if he could speak to the congregation.
 * Kyle: Thank you, Rabbi. In 1973, the United States officially issued an apology to the African-American community for slavery. In 1956, Germany officially apologized for World War II AND the Holocaust. And now, I believe, in 2004, the Jewish community needs to apologize for the death of Jesus. [the others are outraged]

You Got F'd in the A [8.5]

 * Sharon Marsh: Well, Randy, that was some great advice you gave our son yesterday.
 * Randy Marsh: What?
 * Sharon Marsh: Those kids showed up to serve Stan again, and he danced back.
 * Randy Marsh: Well, what happened?
 * Sharon Marsh: It's on.

 * Hick: You do a line and I'll do a line honey. You do a line and I'll do a line babe. You do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight and screw till the morning time.

 * Hick: You snort K and I'll snort K honey. You snort K and I'll snort K babe. You snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight and screw all night and day.

 * [Stan is asking help from the goth kids]
 * Red Goth: I'm not doing it. Being in a dance group is totally conformist.
 * Henrietta: Yeah, I'm not conforming to some dance-off regulations.
 * Kindergoth: I'm not doing it either. I'm the biggest non-conformist of all.
 * Curly Goth: I'm such a non-conformist that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you. Okay, I'll do it.
 * Stan: Great!
 * [pause]
 * Henrietta: Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.
 * Red Goth: Yeah, we just got goth served.

 * Stan: Hey kid, you're pretty good. How would you like to join our dance troupe?
 * Yao: You mean dancing without a machine telling you what to do?
 * Stan: Yeah.
 * Yao: That's stupid.

 * Lil' Kim: Wassup, niggas!

 * Stan: But that isn't the point, Butters, the point is that this is now! It's on, and there are people who need you to step up. Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their faces and saying "ha ha, I'm better than you" is part of life. And if you can't face that, then you might as well sit here playing with Lego until you're an old man.
 * Butters: Get out of my room, Stan.
 * Stan: Fine. But one day you're gonna have to stop running from what happened and deal with it, otherwise you might as well move to France with all the other pussies. [leaves Butters's room]

The Jeffersons [8.6]

 * Cartman: Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!

 * Cartman: Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.
 * Mr. Jefferson: I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
 * Cartman: Yeah?
 * Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
 * Cartman: Yeah?
 * Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
 * Cartman: Yeah? [they move in for a kiss]
 * Stan: [waking up] Aaaaagghhh! [looks round to see Cartman asleep and facing the ceiling and not Mr. Jefferson]
 * Mr. Jefferson: [opens his eyes] What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?
 * Stan: Yeah, a really bad dream. [shuts his eyes] Oh, Jesus.

[Mr. Jefferson grab Blanket and pretending to fly]
 * Mr. Jefferson: Wee look, he can fly.
 * Kyle: Jesus Christ, dude!

[Mr. Jefferson carry Blanket with one leg while Blanket is screaming]
 * Stan: [yelled] Stop, you fucking lunatic! [While Kenny tight his hoodie jacket]

[Mr. Jefferson's fake mustache drop and put Blanket back to his house and close the window]

Goobacks [8.7]

 * News Reporter: Aaron, I'm standing at the Time Portal, which scientists say follows Terminator rules, that is it's one way only and you can't go back. This is in contrast to say, Back to the Future rules, where back and forth is possible, and of course Timerider rules which are just plain silly.

 * Redneck #1: They took our jobs!
 * Redneck #2: Took-'er jerrrbs!
 * Redneck #3: Der'ka der!

 * Cartman: Hel-lo, ma'am. We're going around town and offering snow-shoveling service. Would you like your driveway and sidewalk shoveled for eight thousand dollars?
 * Woman: Oh well, I certainly could use some little snow-shovelers, but eight thousand dollars seems a little steep. How about ten dollars?
 * Cartman: Ooh, ouch, ma'am, please, let go of that tight grip you have on my balls! Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!

 * Woman: How much are oranges?
 * Gooback: Tree-fiddy. [$3.50]

 * Weathers: [reading from a letter] Dear Intolerant Rednecks, we sympathize with you losing your jobs, but we believe your solution of shooting everyone who crosses the border is inhuman.

 * Gooback: Glack dadk?
 * Stan: Can you speak in present-day English, please?
 * Gooback: Oh. Oh... [with difficulty] Can I help you?

 * Stan: [frustrated by this point] I'm trying to order a double cheeseburger!
 * Gooback: [with difficulty] Chic-ken san'wich? [points to the chicken sandwich sign]
 * Stan: NO, NOT A CHICKEN SANDWICH! [Randy and Sharon enter the restaurant as Stan loses his temper] I WANT A GODDAMN CHEESEBURGER AND SOME GODDAMN FRIES, YOU FUCKING GOOBACKS!!!
 * Randy: STAN MARSH!!
 * Stan: Aw--awwww!

 * Bill O'Reilly: On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative and on my left is aging hippie liberal douche.

 * Randy Marsh: Oh my God. THEY TOOK MY JOB!
 * Stan: Dey took yer jahb!

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes [8.9]

 * [Stan walks into his house to discover his dad lying on the floor, looking ill.]
 * Stan: Jesus Christ…Dad?!
 * Randy Marsh: Stan?
 * Stan: Dad, oh my God!
 * Randy Marsh: Stan.
 * Stan: What, Dad, are you dying?
 * Randy Marsh: No, I'm just really really tired. I was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.

 * Cartman: Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents! [slips into a trance] Wall-Mart? Are you speaking to me? ...My friends...trying to hurt you again? Yes Wall-Mart, I understand.

 * Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
 * Cartman: Hey, guys, wait up. I want to go with you and help out.
 * Kyle: No way. You want to come with us so you can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying Wall-Mart.
 * (Silence for a considerable time)
 * Cartman: Nu-uh.
 * Kyle: Y-huh! You want to come with us so that later I can go "Ha ha, I was working for Wall-Mart all along" or something.
 * Cartman: I am not, Kyle!
 * Stan: Dude, just let him come, the bus is about to leave.
 * [Kenny and Stan walk off]
 * Kyle: Alright, fine. Come on, fat boy.
 * [Kyle walks off; Cartman takes out a knife]
 * Cartman: Ha ha, you fools have no idea that I will never let you hurt the Wall-Mart.
 * [Kyle runs back]
 * Kyle: I heard that!
 * Cartman: Heard what?
 * Kyle: You said that we have no idea that you are never going to let us hurt the Wall-Mart.
 * Cartman: That's not what I said!
 * [Stan comes back]
 * Stan: Dude, come on.
 * Kyle: He's working for the Wall-Mart to stop us from succeeding!
 * Stan: Dude, we have to go.
 * Kyle: Goddamn it.
 * Stan: [off screen] Well, hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
 * Cartman: He he, you stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working for the Wall-Mart to stop you from succeeding!

 * [The boys finally reach Arkansas in a bus]
 * Stan: Goddamn, that took a long time.
 * Kyle: It would have been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires.
 * Cartman: I did not. I want to close Wall-Mart just as much as you guys do.

 * [As Stan, Kyle, and Kenny prepare to infiltrate and destroy Wall-Mart, they are confronted by Cartman wielding a dagger:]
 * Cartman: Wall-Mart's a great store! I cannot let you fools ruin its terrific bargains.  You see, I was working for Wall-Mart all along!
 * Kyle: I knew you were.
 * Cartman: No, you didn't.
 * Kyle: (frustrated) Yes, I did. I said from the beginning that you would do this!
 * Cartman: No, you didn't.
 * Kyle: Yes, I did!
 * Cartman: No, you didn't!
 * Kyle: Yes, I did!
 * Cartman: No, you didn't!
 * [Kyle and Cartman argue back and forth like this until they're shouting at the same time.]
 * Cartman: (after a brief silence) You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bus tires-
 * Kyle: (speaking over him) -slashed the bus tires in Arkansas. I said so!  I told you the minute-
 * Cartman: (places hands over ears) LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
 * Kyle: Hey, I told you-
 * Cartman: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALA!
 * [They both go silent]
 * Cartman: (brandishes dagger again) I'm sorry, boys, but if you want to hurt the Wall-Mart, you'll have to go through me.
 * Kyle: We don't have time for this!  Kenny, keep him away from us.
 * [Stan and Kyle go around Cartman, while Kenny steps up and faces him.]
 * Cartman: Very well, Kenny.  Let us battle!
 * [Kenny starts hitting Cartman]
 * Cartman: Ow!  Kenny!  Kenny, knock it off!

Pre-School [8.10]

 * [when the boys are all in preschool]
 * Stan: Dude, let's play firemen!
 * Kyle: Totally dude, let's play fireman!
 * Cartman: Jews can't be firemen!
 * Kyle: Shut up, fatass!
 * Cartman: Don't call me fat you stupid Jew!

 * Cartman: He's gonna kill us. We gotta tell our parents!
 * Kyle: We can't go tell our parents, dude! We lied to everybody! Nobody knows we're responsible for Ms. Claridge's accident!

 * Dr. Doctor: From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie; his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty-twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirly-- a colossal one. It also looks like he received a noogie, and a Polish bike ride.

 * Dr. Doctor: Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.
 * Stan: What's that?
 * Dr. Doctor: It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

 * [After Ms. Claridge gets injured]
 * Officer: Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you? [Ms. Claridge beeps twice, which is supposed to mean no] "Yes, Yes." Take him away!

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset [8.12]

 * Chauffeur: Oh, dear.
 * Paris Hilton: Another dog killed itself!

 * Paris Hilton: [opening her new store] Have fun, girls, and remember to party and be super-lame to everybody.

 * Cartman: [walks up to a group of girls and flips each one off in turn] Fuck you, Millie! Fuck you, Annie! Fuck you, Bebe! Fuck you, whatever-your-name-is! A-a-a-and Fuck you, bitch!

 * Mr. Garrison: [after Mr. Slave shoves Paris Hilton up his anus] Now that's a whore!

 * Man in Crowd: Whore-off!

 * Randy Marsh: Oh, no, she didn't!

Woodland Critter Christmas [8.14]

 * Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery said with a smile
 * Beavery:	How would you like to sing and dance with us for a while?
 * Narrator: The boy in the red poof ball hat smiled and said...
 * Stan: (does not smile) Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go home.

 * [Stan is forced to go on a quest to kill the mountain lion]
 * Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak/The horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak./For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat.
 * Stan: [irritated] Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!
 * Narrator: Said the little boy in the red poof ball hat.

 * Squirrely: Stanny, you're alive.
 * Beary: But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
 * Stan: It's dead.
 * Deery: For real and for true?
 * Beavery:	Are you sure?
 * Stan: I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
 * Squirrely: He did it! Now our critter Christmas can finally happen! (raises arm in a salute) Hail Satan!
 * Critters: (raise arms) Hail Satan!
 * Stan: (confused) Wait, wha-what?
 * Beavery:	You've done us a huge favor, Stanny! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!
 * Critters: Yaaay!
 * Stan: Wai-wait, the Antichrist?! You said she was giving birth to your savior!
 * Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
 * Stan: (stunned) But I thought you meant the Son of God!
 * Deery: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
 * Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!
 * Foxy: This is cause for celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!
 * Rabbity:	Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!

 * Squirrely the Squirrel: Blood orgy! Blood orgy!

 * Singing critters: What special time! What special day!  It's Woodland Critter Christmas!
 * Squirrely the Squirrel: Hail Satan!

 * Stan: I am sorry that I killed your mom but the squirrel told me that she was evil.
 * Mountain Lion Cub: You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you are not too smart, are you mister?

 * Beavery: Look, there's Santa Claus!
 * [the Critters cheer in joy]
 * Racoony: Let's eat his flesh!
 * Santa: [certainly not his usual jolly self] Alright, what the HELL IS GOING ON?! Why is there a red star glowing in the sky?!

 * Beary the Bear: [last words before he gets shot down] Gee whiz, Santa, you're not going to kill me, are ya--
 * [Santa shoots him]

 * Kyle: Stan! What the hell is going on?!
 * Stan: It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!

 * Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after, except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.
 * Kyle: [voice over] Goddamn it, Cartman!

title: South Park/Season 8


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User talk:B08dv89

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User talk:Happyferret~enwikiquote

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User talk:Srdjan.1

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User talk:Aduitsis~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Aduitsis. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Aduitsis~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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User talk:Patrick247~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Patrick247. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Patrick247~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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title: User talk:Patrick247~enwikiquote


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User talk:David Proctor~enwikiquote

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title: User talk:David Proctor~enwikiquote


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User talk:RobertAustin

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User talk:Maurifg91~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Maurifg91. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Maurifg91~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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User talk:Rachanashahebiz

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User talk:Smithatk

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User talk:Lalaqwa

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User talk:Losiulin

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User talk:Ofthecraft~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Ofthecraft. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Ofthecraft~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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title: User talk:Ofthecraft~enwikiquote


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User talk:Lourens~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Lourens. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Lourens~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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User talk:Bo~enwikiquote

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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Bo. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Bo~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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User talk:Wqtb~enwikiquote

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Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Wqtb. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Wqtb~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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User talk:Mechonbarsa

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User talk:KyraVixen

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User talk:Amycullen2

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User talk:Ninasafish~enwikiquote

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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Ninasafish. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Ninasafish~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

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Renamed
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title: User talk:Ninasafish~enwikiquote


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User talk:Trapper~enwikiquote

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Your account will be renamed
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The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Trapper. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Trapper~enwikiquote that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:37, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

Renamed
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title: User talk:Trapper~enwikiquote


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User talk:Hochhuth

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User talk:Carl Logan~enwikiquote

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Al-Farabi

Abu Nasr Muhammad ibn al-Farakh al-Farabi (Persian: ابو نصر محمد بن محمد فارابي) (b. 872 - between 14 December 950 and 12 January 951), also known as Alpharabius, was a renowned Born in Farab Khorasan of Ancient Iran. philosopher and jurist who wrote in the fields of political philosophy, metaphysics, ethics and logic. He was also a scientist, cosmologist, mathematician and music scholar.

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 * A just city should favor justice and the just, hate tyranny and injustice, and give them both their just desserts.
 * H. Gibb et al., eds., "Mazalim", The Dictionary of Islam vol. IV (Leiden: Brill, 1991)

Quotes about Al-Farabi

 * Farabi followed Plato not merely as regards the manner in which he presented the philosophic teaching in his most important books. He held the view that Plato’s philosophy was the true philosophy. To reconcile his Platonism with his adherence to Aristotle, he could take three more or less different ways.  First, he could try to show that the explicit teachings of both philosophers can be reconciled with each other. He devoted to  work is partly based on the so-called Theology of Aristotle: by accepting this piece of neo-platonic origin as a genuine work of Aristotle, he could easily succeed in proving the substantial agreement of the explicit teachings of both philosophers concerning the crucial subjects. It is however very doubtful whether Farabi considered his Concordance as more than an exoteric treatise, and thus whether it would be wise of us to attach great importance to its explicit argument. Secondly, he could show that the esoteric teachings of both philosophers are identical. Thirdly, he could show that “the aim” of both philosophers is identical.
 * Leo Strauss, Farabi's Plato, Louis Ginzberg Jubilee Volume, American Academy for Jewish Research, 1945. Reprinted, revised and abbreviated, in Persecution and the Art of Writing.

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Nirmal Chandra Chatterjee

Nirmal Chandra Chatterjee (1895 - 1971) was the president of the Bengal Hindu Mahasabha and the vice-president of the All-India Hindu Mahasabha.

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 * Our passionate adherence to democracy and freedom is based on the spiritual recognition of the Divinity of man. We are not only not communal but we are nationalists and democrats. The Anti-Fascist Front must extend from the English Channel to the Bay of Bengal.
 * Hindu Politics (Calcutta, 1945), p.13

 * In the conflict of ideologies the Hindus have made their position perfectly clear. We hate Nazism and Fascism. We are the enemies of Hitler and Mussolini. We are longing and struggling for our own emancipation and we want to repel any dictator who would try to reduce sections of humanity to slavery to serve the whims of his own megalomania.
 * Hindu Politics, p. 26

 * We are wholeheartedly anti-Fascist. Every anti-Imperialist must be anti-Fascist.
 * Hindu Politics, p. 68

 * Our main plank is Veer Savarkar’s message which he preached at the Calcutta session: ‘Equal rights for all citizens and protection of the culture and religion of every minority’.
 * Hindu Politics, p. 74

 * [He too had taken the habit of loosely labelling hostile forces as “fascist”, e.g. in his opposition to a 1939 Muslim League proposal to communalize the municipal elections in Calcutta:] “We must resist these reactionary measures which are founded on the principle of communal Fascism.”
 * (Hindu Politics, p.21). Quoted from Elst, K. : Was Veer Savarkar a Nazi?, 1999

 * “Political Misfits are as dangerous as Quislings.”
 * About Norwegian Nazi collaborator Quisling: (Hindu Politics, p.25) Quoted from Elst, K. : Was Veer Savarkar a Nazi?, 1999

 * We shall suspend judgment unless we know what exactly he has to offer and we only wish that artificial minority problems will not be exploited to dilute democracy and to injure Hindu interests.
 * When the Cripps mission was announced. Hindu Politics. Quoted from Elst, K. : Was Veer Savarkar a Nazi?, 1999

 * The Hindus in this supreme crisis of humanity never wanted to shirk the responsibility to fight the Axis powers. Our leaders took a realistic view of the political situation. Veer Savarkar’s clarion call to the Hindus had met with a ready response and the Hindu boys had rushed forward and joined up in thousands. On every front our boys have demonstrated their valour and discipline, and the African Campaign, if faithfully recorded, will put the Indian in the forefront of the noble heroes who decimated the Fascist [hordes].”
 * (Hindu Politics, p.55-56) Quoted from Elst, K. : Was Veer Savarkar a Nazi?, 1999

 * “It is the subtle scheme of political propaganda to describe the Hindu as pro-Fascist. It is a cruel calumny which has been spread in America and other countries. The Hindu Mahasabha stood for Savarkar’s policy of militarization and industrialization. We recognized that Fascism was a supreme menace to what is good and noble in our civilization. Due to Veer Savarkar’s call thousands of young men joined the Army and Navy and Air Force and shed their blood for resisting Nazi tyranny and for real friendship with China and Russia. But as the Hindus had the temerity to ask for National Independence and took the lead in rejecting the Cripps offer, they were maligned and the subtle forces of organized British propaganda were let loose to blackmail the Hindus.”
 * (Hindu Politics, p.103) . Quoted from Elst, K. : Was Veer Savarkar a Nazi?, 1999

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Armageddon (film)

Armageddon is a 1998 film about a group of blue-collar deep-core drillers who are sent by NASA to deflect an asteroid on a collision course with Earth. It features an all-star cast, including Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Peter Stormare, Keith David, Jason Issacs, Jessica Steen and Ken Hudson Campbell.
 * Directed by Michael Bay. Written by Jonathan Hensleigh, Tony Gilroy, Shane Salerno, and J. J. Abrams, based on a story by Robert Roy Pool and Jonathan Hensleigh.

It's closer than you think Tagline

Harry Stamper

 * [After Freedom ' s Armadillo is destroyed] Get a hold of Truman, prepare the world for bad news.
 * [as he activates the manual detonator] We win, Gracie!

Dan Truman

 * [addressing staff on the NASA flight center network after the space shuttle Atlantis is destroyed] Okay, I want three groups. One: internal malfunction; get the log tape and start working back; maybe it's a glitch. Two: I want NORAD, Space Command and the 50th Tactical comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit. I want you to check, re-check and then do it all over again. Number three: wild cards, anything and everything alright? Now, Big Russ, I want you to get on the phone and wake up 11,000 people. Walt, get 'em going.
 * [briefing Harry and Grace Stamper on the situation] When the rogue comet went through the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. For the next 11 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery. Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land, it'll flashboil millions of gallons of seawater and slam into the ocean bedrock. Now if it's a Pacific Ocean impact, which we think it will be, it will create a tidal wave about three miles high, travelling a thousand miles an hour, covering California and washing up in Denver. Japan is gone, Australia is wiped out. Half of the Earth's population will be incinerated by the heat blast, the rest will freeze to death in a nuclear winter.

U.S. President
The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. May we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. Godspeed, and good luck to you.
 * I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"; the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.

Dialogue

 * [NASA staff are briefing the US President on videoconference aboard Air Force One, but the president is losing patience with a briefer]
 * President: Enough of this anomaly horseshit! What is this thing?
 * Truman: It's an asteroid, sir.
 * President: How big are we talking?
 * Scientist: Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion–
 * Truman: It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.
 * Scientist: Uh, yes sir. [sits down]
 * President: Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
 * Truman: Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about three percent of the sky, and begging your pardon, sir, but it's a big-ass sky.
 * Gen. Kimsey: And the ones this morning?
 * Truman: Uh, those were nothing. Those were the size of basketballs and Volkswagens, things like that.
 * President: Is this, going to hit us?
 * Truman: We're efforting that as we speak, sir.
 * President: What kind of damage are we...
 * Truman: Damage? Total, sir. It's what we call a global killer. The end of mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria.
 * President: My God. What do we do?
 * [an employee runs into the room]
 * NASA Employee: [shows paper] We have 18 days before it hits Earth!

 * [Harry Stamper has called out Dan Truman's team over consulting him on a drill system he designed and NASA later appropriated, and is not too pleased about being asked to train a team of USAF pilots on the system]
 * Harry Stamper: What's your contingency plan?
 * Truman: Contingency plan?
 * Harry: Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?
 * Truman: No, we don't have a back up plan, this is, uh...
 * Harry: And this is the best that you-that the government, the US government could come up with? I mean, you're NASA for crying out loud, you put a man on the moon, you're geniuses! You're the guys that're thinking shit up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight Boy Scouts right here [gestures to USAF pilots], that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?
 * Truman: Yeah.

 * [The team are listing their conditions for going on the mission]
 * Truman: So what's the verdict?
 * Harry Stamper: They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.
 * Truman: Such as?
 * Stamper: [riffles through sheets of paper] Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.
 * Oscar: [shouting from balcony] Fifty-six tickets in seven states...
 * Stamper: [to Oscar] I'll-I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it.
 * Oscar: Okay.
 * Stamper: Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. Max would like you to...bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? [Truman and the General look at him] Didn't think so. Um, Bear would like to stay at the... [tries to read writing] "White horse"? [looks up at Bear]
 * Bear: White. House. White House.
 * Stamper: White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
 * Truman: Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.
 * Rockhound: [shouting from balcony] Harry!
 * Stamper: [motions back at Rockhound] Yeah, one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever. [Kimsey and Truman stare at Harry, who smirks and shrugs]

 * [Chick visits someone before getting back to prepare for the launch]
 * Denise: What are you doing here?
 * Chick: I was just passing by on the, uh, I came... [a boy comes onto the porch with a toy and sees Chick]
 * Tommy: Who's he?
 * Denise: That man's a salesman. Would you go inside? [Tommy obeys] Thank you.
 * Chick: He got big.
 * Denise: Can't come around like this. Court says you can't. Confuses him.
 * Chick: No, I know. I just ... I wanted to say that I'm sorry ... about everything, and ... I got something coming up, some kinda big. You just might be proud of me. Would you do something for me? Would you just give him this? You don't have - you don't have to tell him who it's from, just... [puts a toy shuttle on the porch]

 * [after the asteroid landing goes wrong]
 * Rockhound: We're in segment 202, lateral grid nine, site 15H32; give or take a few yards. Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles!
 * Col. Sharp: How the hell do you know that?
 * Rockhound: Because I'm a genius.
 * Watts: The gauges will not read. They're all peaked like we're plugged into some magnetic field.
 * Rockhound: [sarcastically] Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why?
 * Gruber: By all means.
 * Rockhound: The reason we were shooting for grid eight, was because thermographics indicated that grid nine was compressed iron ferrite...which means you've landed us on a goddamn iron plate!

 * [during the standoff with the bomb]
 * Harry: For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'. Why are you listening to someone a hundred thousand miles away? We're here. No one down there can help us and if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.
 * Chick: One minute.
 * Harry: I have been drilling holes in the earth for 30 years. And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. And by God, I am not gonna miss this one, I will make 800 feet.
 * Chick: Forty-two seconds.
 * Harry: But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help.
 * Col. Sharp: You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's, that you can hit that mark?
 * Harry: I will make 800 feet. I swear to God I will.
 * Col. Sharp: Then let's turn this bomb off.

 * [AJ has drawn the short straw and Harry accompanies him to set up the bomb]
 * AJ: Tell Grace that I'll, I'll always be with her. Can you do that?
 * Harry: Yeah. Okay, kid. [pulls AJ's air hose out, rips off his own mission badge and hands it to AJ] Give this to Truman! Make sure Truman gets that! Get in there. [pushes AJ back into the hatch and closes the door] It's my turn now.
 * AJ: Harry, Harry! You can't do this to me! It's my job!
 * Harry: You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. Always thought of you as a son. Always. But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.
 * AJ: Harry...
 * Harry: You take care of yourself. [pushes a button sending the hatch up] I love you, pal.
 * AJ: No wait, Harry I love you! Harry don't do this! I love you! No wait a minute!
 * Harry: My son.

 * Grace Stamper: [talking to Harry on the monitor] Daddy?
 * Harry Stamper: Hi Gracey. Hi honey. Grace, I know I promised you I was coming home.
 * Grace: I don't under- understand.
 * Harry: Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise.
 * Grace: I, um, I lied to you too, when I told you that I didn't wanna be like you...because I am like you. Everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. I love you so much, Daddy. And I'm so proud of you, I'm so scared. So scared.
 * Harry: I know it, baby. But there won't be anything to be scared of soon. Gracey, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. I want you to tell Chick, that I couldn't have done it without him. None of it. I want you to take care of A.J. I want to see your granddad come so far from up here, Grace. He told me that God gives us children so we could have roses in December. He gave me a gardenful, a whole gardenful, Gracie. He really did. I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. ''[Grace gets teary-eyed] But I'll... I'll look in on you from time to time, okay honey? I love you, Grace.
 * Grace: I love you too.
 * Harry: Gotta go now honey.
 * Grace: Daddy, no! [touches screen as Harry cuts the video feed] No. No dad, no!

Quotes about Armageddon

 * When the World Trade towers fell on September 11, 2001, there was one refrain I heard over and over again, a common response that was both automatic and indicting: “It looked like something out of a Michael Bay movie.” More specifically, the explosions and citywide carnage resembled Armageddon, the Bay-directed action vehicle that had come out four summers prior and contained scenes of epic metropolitan mayhem that were still something of a cinematic novelty at the time. We pray that nothing on the scale of 9/11 will ever happen again, but if something actually did, we’d now have a sickening number of summer movies to compare it to. This weekend’s Man of Steel is only the latest film this year to exploit familiar 9/11 imagery in ways that are far more extreme and blatant than anything we’ve seen on the big screen before, as though Hollywood feels the need to out-9/11 itself. It’s lazy, it’s cheap, it’s deadening, and it needs to stop.
 * Kyle Buchanan, “Is It Possible to Make a Hollywood Blockbuster Without Evoking 9/11?”, Vulture, (2013/06).

Cast

 * Bruce Willis - Harry Stamper
 * Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman
 * Ben Affleck - AJ Frost
 * Liv Tyler - Grace Stamper
 * Will Patton - Charles 'Chick' Chapple
 * Steve Buscemi - Rockhound
 * William Fichtner - Colonel William Sharp
 * Owen Wilson - Oscar Choi, Geologist
 * Michael Clarke Duncan - Jayotis 'Bear' Kurleenbear
 * Peter Stormare - Lev Andropov

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Talk:Martin Farquhar Tupper

Apparently, according to Mr.H.W.Williams,F.G.S., Solva,(Pembrokeshire) Martin Tupper wrote the greater part of his Proverbial Philosophy on some small rocks called Careg yr Esgob in Porthlysgi Bay, near St.David's. To quote "It was his custom to be rowed out in the early morning, and fetched in the evening"

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 * Deceit and treachery skulk with hatred, but an honest spirit flieth with anger.

 * He who does not tire, tires adversity.

 * If thou art master to thyself, circumstances shall harm thee little.

 * Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

 * Pain adds rest unto pleasure, and teaches the luxury of health.

 * Prayer is the slender nerve that moves the muscle of omnipotence.

 * Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh.

 * The mines of knowledge are often laid bare by the hazel-wand of chance.

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User talk:Surewaugh

If u dont innovate,

u will be IN-A-WAY-OUT of business...

Surez

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William Soutar

William Soutar (1898–1943) was a leading poet of the Scottish Literary Renaissance. Diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis in 1924, he was bedridden from 1930 and died of tuberculosis in 1943. He is also known for his journal, Diary of a Dying Man, which was was published posthumously.

Quotes

 * Art is for all — and the greatest art proves it.
 * Diary, 29 August 1932.
 * Quotation posted with the permission of the National Scottish Library, Edinburgh, Scotland.

 * My life's purpose is to write poetry — but behind the poetry must be the vision of a fresh revelation for men.
 * Diary, 29th August 1932.
 * Quotation posted with the permission of the National Scottish Library, Edinburgh, Scotland.
 * What is this poetry ? A mortal mind Made visible;a caged bird? Nay more:it is a spiritleft behind Nailed by the piercing word.
 *  On a poem, XC Brief Words, The Moray Press, Edinburgh 1935.

 * Accept the shout or silence of your peers As if a fabled legacy or loss; Their praiseand blame are but the winds which toss Your seed into the winter of the years.
 * For any Artist, LXXXI,Brief Words, The Moray Press, Edinburgh 1935.

title: William Soutar