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Stephen A. Smith

Stephen Anthony Smith (born October 14, 1967) is an American sports television personality, sports radio host, and sports journalist. Smith is a commentator on ESPN's First Take, where he appears with Molly Qerim. He also makes frequent appearances as an NBA analyst on SportsCenter. Smith also is an NBA analyst for ESPN on NBA Countdown and NBA broadcasts on ESPN. He also hosts The Stephen A. Smith Show on ESPN Radio. Smith is a featured columnist for ESPNNY.com, ESPN.com, and The Philadelphia Inquirer.

Quotes

 * You have haters from all walks of life. I could care less who wants me to fail. They inspire me. Motivates me.
 * Quoted by Richard Sandomir in "ESPN's New Master of the Offensive Foul", New York Times (July 31, 2005).

 * I have opinions that are based on the facts that are presented to me. I don't apologize. I stand by it. If I'm hated, so what? If I'm loved, so what?
 * Quoted by Richard Sandomir in "ESPN's New Master of the Offensive Foul", New York Times (July 31, 2005).

 * The reality is that you're entitled to believe what you want as long as you're not imposing your beliefs on other people. ...I don't think [atheists] need to shut up. The reason why I don't think they need to shut up is because there's a whole bunch of people in this world that we can look at and say they need to shut up and they certainly don't. You got everybody fighting for their own individual cause. This is their cause. We might not like it. I don't agree with it at all, but they do have a right.
 * Interview on Paula Zahn Now (January 31, 2007).

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Ghost Whisperer

Ghost Whisperer (2005–2010) is an American television show, airing on CBS, about a young woman who can communicate with the spirits of the dead. On May 18, 2010, CBS cancelled the series after 5 seasons. The series finale aired on May 21, 2010.

Season 1

 * Melinda: [Opening narration for each Season 1 episode] My name is Melinda Gordon. I just got married. I just moved to a small town. I just opened an antique shop. I might be just like you. Except from the time I was a little girl I knew I could talk to the dead. Earthbound spirits my grandmother called them. The ones who have not crossed over because they have unfinished business with the living and they come to me for help. In order to tell you my story, I have to tell you theirs.

Pilot [1.1]

 * Michael: [to Melinda] It's amazing how much you miss somebody you never met.

 * Melinda: Did we forget to pay the light bill?
 * Jim: I have a headache, and I crossed two wrong circuit wires in the basement.
 * Melinda: That's why you're a paramedic and not an electrician.

 * Andrea: Are you telling me that Village Java is haunted?
 * Melinda: No, places aren't haunted, people are haunted.

 * Melinda: Let me see, two weeks in Bermuda or Andrea's salary?
 * Andrea: Honeymoons are so overrated.

 * Melinda: [to Jim] We’re in a life business. Death is just a part of it.

The Crossing [1.2]

 * Candace: For the first time in my life, I hate being young.

 * Melinda: Kenny, I need to go talk to your mom, so I need you to stay with Andrea.
 * Kenny: The blind lady? She's weird.

 * Faith: Why won't she take Clancy? She got something against the Irish?
 * Jim: I'm sure she likes the Irish.

 * Dylan: Hey, Andrea, I've got something for you.
 * [gives her a rock]
 * Andrea: You shouldn't have.

 * Dylan: Kenny, said it was safe.
 * Melinda: And if Kenny said it was safe to jump in front of a moving truck, you'd do it too?

 * Jim: Wait, didn't you say that kid Dylan was playing with him? Well, how could he see him?
 * Melinda: Kids can almost always see spirits. Where do you think imaginary friends come from?

 * Melinda: What are you doing here, anyways?
 * Kenny: Waiting for my mommy.
 * Melinda: Here?
 * Kenny: She told me when I get lost I should just stay where I am and she'll find me.
 * Melinda: Maybe she doesn't know where to look. It might be time to go find her.

 * Faith: Relax Jim, I'm not going to haunt the girl...I just want to get to know her.

Ghost, Interrupted [1.3]

 * Jim: Will wants to meet Andrea before their date.
 * Melinda: Meet? Does he know we're talking about a dinner date and not a pre-nuptial agreement.

 * Will: Have you ever heard of a antique related emergency?
 * Andrea: Um, uh, no.

 * Zoe: We slept together while my sister slept in the other room. I was drunk and feeling sorry for myself, I don't know what his excuse was.

 * Barbara Harper: You run an antique shop in Grandview, isn't that right?
 * Melinda: Yes.
 * Barbara Harper: And you're an amateur psychiatrist in your off hours?

 * Zoe: I'm dead, Natalie's stuck in a nut house, and he's off to keggers, to score with sorority chicks.

 * Melinda's Grandma: Do you have any idea how many people I've helped cross over? I'm beginning to feel like a travel agent who's never been on a plane.

 * Zoe: [to Melinda] I guess if you let on you can see me, the good doctor would lock you up too.

 * Zoe: [to Melinda] My sister needs me, she's barely half a person without me. As long as she's in this nut-house, I'm not crossing my legs, never mind crossing over.

 * Zoe: Is that light out there for me?
 * Melinda: You're the only one who can see it.

Mended Hearts [1.4]

 * Cliff: Was that a date?
 * Melinda: Did it feel like a date?
 * Cliff: Well, she left before dinner arrived, so, roughly, I'd say yes.

 * Melinda: What's it like to have a second chance?
 * Cliff: I'm still wondering what happened to the first chance.

 * Cliff: [(to his rehab group] I always felt I had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel. [silence from the group] Wow! Tough room.

 * Nurse: Are you family?
 * Melinda: Well, in the family of man, yeah, I guess.

 * Melinda: Sorry we woke you. This one is having boundary issues.
 * Jim: Don't they all.

 * Melinda: [to Cliff] Why did you take the heart? To avoid death or to choose life?

 * Melinda: [after Nurse Ghost helps Melinda gain access to the donor records] Can I do anything for you?
 * Nurse Ghost: Raincheck.

 * Melinda: You said there was one more thing you needed to do.
 * Connor: It might seem kind of morbid.
 * Melinda: Hello...I'm talking to a dead person.

 * Melinda: You're not really here.
 * Connor: Semantics.

Lost Boys [1.5]

 * Mr. Abrams: Like I said it gets spooky around here.

 * Tobias Northrop: [about Rat] He hated his name, loved his nickname.

 * Jim: [seeing a bouncing ball on their stairs] Umm, do you want to explain this?
 * Melinda: Tomorrow.

 * Melinda: I just figured it out. It's not me not liking Lou. I don't like who you are around him.

 * Jim: I feel like I'm living in a John Carpenter film.

 * Andrea: I'm listening to you. I'm just not paying attention.

Homecoming [1.6]

 * Melinda: [about a baby in an incubator] So much sorrow for such a young life. I think what you're doing is great.
 * Angel: It's a calling, like yours. You're helping someone who's adopted?
 * Melinda: He wants to find his mother. I'm hoping the hospital records will have her name, maybe an old address.
 * Angel: Tricky business. Although from what I've learned over the years you can always count on the courts to have adoption records on file. Although getting to see them is another matter.
 * [Monitor goes flat and the Angel smiles gently.]
 * Angel: Time for us to go.

 * Diane: I'm not going to try to protect him anymore.
 * Melinda: Protect him from what?
 * Diane: From his birth mother, she's not the angel he thinks she is.

 * Melinda: I have to tell a woman the baby she gave away eighteen years ago is dead, and then I have to tell her he wants to meet her. It's not the type of conversation you want to have over the phone.
 * Jim: Or in person.

 * Sybil: What's it like being dead?
 * Jason: Kind of like being a freshman all over again.

 * Melinda: We have company downstairs.
 * Jim: Living or dead?
 * Melinda: One of each.

 * Andrea: Either I have a fever or I'm seeing ghosts now too.

 * Jason: What if she doesn't remember me?
 * Melinda: I've never given birth but from what I've heard it's not something you forget.

 * Jason: [to Melinda] Waiting in line is worse than being dead.

 * Melinda: [looking at babies in the hospital nursery] Someday we'll have one of our own.
 * Jim: Four or five.
 * Melinda: Ouch! We'll definitely need a bigger house.

Hope and Mercy [1.7]

 * Melinda: I learned a long time ago, don't question the cosmic law of French toast.
 * Jim: The what?

 * Melinda: I represent a patient of yours.
 * Nurse Derek Lee: As in discharge?
 * Melinda: As in dearly departed.

 * Nurse Derek Lee: [about the morgue] They say this place is haunted.
 * Melinda: I've got news for you, they're right.

 * Jim: Are we the puppet masters or are we the puppets?

 * Jim: Where were you?
 * Melinda: Oh...I um...
 * Jim: I figured a hospital that you must be in hog heaven.
 * Melinda: It's not all it's cracked up to be.

 * Andrea: [to Melinda, about Jim] Sexy, sensitive and indestructable. I've got to get me a man like that.

 * Hope: Nobody can see me except for you.
 * Melinda: It's a gift I have. Can I tell you, you're a little pushy.
 * Hope: If you were in my position you would be too.

 * Jim: Am I dead?
 * Melinda: No.
 * Jim: You never know with you?

 * Melinda: Brad, you should read her note I found it in her charts.
 * Brad: I can't, you read it.
 * Melinda: Brad, I know you feel like this is your fault, but I want you to know that I don't blame you, you've always taken better care of me than I have myself from the day I first laid...
 * [Overlapping voice of Melinda and Hope]
 * Melinda and Hope: Eyes on you in detention and that hasn't changed today...
 * [Completely fades into Hopes voice]
 * Hope: I've never felt more in love with you then when I watched you all worried and sweaty and careworn running beside the gurney when they wheeled me in here so please, please don't wallow. Oh, and if I'm not awake when you get back, don't forget to feed Daisy and walk her, see you tomorrow, I love you.
 * Melinda: Hope.
 * Brad: Wow, I guess we're even.
 * [Brad gets up and leaves]
 * Hope: Thank you.
 * [Hope gets up and walks off with Brad until she fades into the light]

On the Wings of a Dove [1.8]

 * Alexis: I'm so glad Andrea talked you into having lunch with me today.
 * Melinda: Actually, Andrea told me not to come.

 * Melinda: I can see you and you don't scare me. What do you want with my husband?
 * Julian: It's not your husband I want, its you.

 * Rachel: What has the son of a bitch done now?
 * Melinda: He hasn't done anything except die.
 * Rachel: Well. I figured it would happen sooner or later. Looks like it's sooner.

 * Andrea: Please, we saw The Ring together, you stayed under your seat.

 * Julian: [to his son] Find the parents of the man I killed. Don't tell them who you are. Befriend them. Do good things for them. Make their lives easier. Make a difference.

 * Melinda: Do you want us to go?
 * Andrea: What's a malevolent spirit or two between friends?

Shadow Boxer [1.11]
• Andrea: Just once I wish one of those ghosts fooling around here buy someting. • Jim: Since you put meat and fish and pineapple on a pizza it’s not pizza anymore. Actually you’re insulting pizza. • Andrea: I’m sorry. Are you ok? Melinda: Have you been practicing at home? Andrea: A little. • Andrea: Wait a minute. You’re planning on cooking? Melinda: Wish me luck. Andrea: I wish Teo luck. • Melinda: Wow! That’s realy good! I can’t believe I made it by myself. Teo’s mom: Right! Being dead means I get no credit.

Friendly Neighborhood Ghost (a.k.a. Ghost Next Door) [1.13]

 * Jim: I don't get it. Why does a ghost dog need to go for walks?
 * Melinda: If I could answer that I could cross him over.

 * Jim: Here's what I think. If we take the ball, throw it far enough, he will keep going, until he reaches the light. Right?

 * Melinda: [After seeing a ghost flying in after Todd] Todd's not the only one moving in in the night.

 * Jim: See anything?
 * Melinda: Nope, just Todd.
 * Jim: Ah, maybe he (the ghost) likes to sleep in.

 * Melinda: [To Jim] There's a ghost living across the street. You can pretend he's not there, I can't.

 * Andrea: Melinda, you saw the guy bury plastic bags!
 * Melinda: Yeah, it would be pretty stupid to bury evidence in your backyard, wouldn't it?
 * Andrea: Well, we can test his IQ after we call the police.

Last Execution [1.14]
Andrea: Do you have to suffer to be an artist? Melinda: No, I think it just gives you an edge over the competition.
 [Jim and Melinda hug] Andrea: Could you cut it out? I gotta go home to an empty apartment.
 Andrea: Maybe I should just start fainting in front of firehouses. Melinda: Are you kidding me? They would knock each other down to get to you! Paramedics, cops, Boy Scouts...

Melinda's First Ghost [1.15]
Beth: I'm not scared of ghosts, if that's what you mean. I don't even know why you said that to me.

Melinda: I didn't say it.

Beth: Yes you did, yesterday.

Melinda: No, mom, I didn't say that...Sarah said it. You saw her. You saw Sarah.

Beth: No.

Melinda: Yes you did.

Beth: Stop it, Melinda. I didn't see her...I heard her.

Melinda: Can you see them?

Beth: No. I don't know. Sometimes, maybe. I hate it, makes me feel like I'm crazy.

Melinda: Makes you feel crazy? Think about how I've been feeling this whole time, I was lied to by the one person that I'm supposed to trust the most.

Dead Man's Ridge [1.16]
Andrea: Water takes 5 minutes to get hot, does that count? Melinda: 5 minutes? You are so lucky!
 Melinda: No, these things are almost never random, and if this place wasn't haunted to begin with, it means you probably brought something home with you. Andrea: Great. Take-out ghost. Melinda: Don't worry, we'll get through this. Do you have any more ice-cream?
 Andrea: I am woman. Hear me roar.
 Melinda: I liked your hair in college. Andrea: Right, I would rather be chased by the haunted hiking boots than look like that again!
 Andrea: You guys are too good to me. Melinda: That's what couches are for. Andrea: Mmm...is there going to be a chocolate on my pillow? Melinda: Not unless the cat throws it up! If anything happens, you just yell. You might want to sleep with the light on. Andrea: Are you kidding me? I'd arrange stadium lighting if I could!
 Melinda: You know, in life, do you feel like we've done enough? Jim: Ask me in forty years. Well, if I can still hear you then.
 Andrea: And, uh, which of us has actually been making a living today?
 Andrea: Oh God, do we really have to do this? Melinda: No, we could just let him haunt you. For the rest of your life.
 Melinda: He wants you to know that he had a crush on you too. Andrea: Great, Mel. That's another one that got away.

Demon Child [1.17]
Melinda: Jim! Jim: Well, I was just trying to memorize the placement of all the furniture in the room, I'm awake!
 [The baby wakes up] Jim: Uh oh. Melinda: What's wrong? Jim: Nothing, she woke up, I just got slimed.
 Melinda: I am cooking for you tonight, and you are not helping me in any way. Jim: I'm backing away from the grocery bags.
 Jim: Me? I'll be happy to have a whole brood of baby ghost busters.

The One (2) [1.22]

 * Melinda: You all need to cross over.
 * Romano: Oh really? I beg to differ, you can all stay right here!
 * Melinda: Yes, you can, but you shouldn't. There's nothing here for you anymore.
 * Romano: That's a lie! Your families are here, your friends, your homes. No one knows what's on the other side, why take that chance?
 * Melinda: You were all meant to move on, that's why you died.
 * Romano: You died because the plane crashed.
 * Melinda: The right thing to do is to cross over.
 * Romano: The right thing? How many of you have done the right thing? You, you're wife is dying, isn't she? You didn't take this job because you needed the hours, you took this job because you hated to see her sick, to see her suffer, because you just needed to get away. Don't feel so bad, I've done terrible things too, things you can't even imagine...just look around you. All in a days work for me. What if the only thing that's waiting for you on the other side of that light is judgement and punishment?
 * Melinda: What's waiting there is peace and forgiveness.
 * Romano: Really? Have you been?
 * Melinda: No, but I know it's true.

 The Ghosts follow Romano.
 * Melinda: Wait a minute. No. Wait a minute! I have devoted my life to this! My grandmother devoted her life to this! I have crossed over hundreds of souls and now maybe, I don't know what's behind the light but I have seen the faces of the people that I've crossed over. I've seen there eyes and their smiles. I've seen them weep for joy. I've felt their peace. You just have to have a little faith, it's that simple. You're not alone and all of this was meant to be and the only thing I know for sure is that there is love there, love like you have never known here and you can't just turn away from that.

Cast

 * Jennifer Love Hewitt - Melinda Gordon
 * David Conrad - Jim Clancy
 * Aisha Tyler - Andrea Moreno
 * Camryn Manheim - Delia Banks
 * Jay Mohr - Professor Rick Payne
 * Tyler Patrick Jones - Ned Banks

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Wikiquote:Votes for deletion/Polish language

 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was: Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  21:24, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Polish language
Too general a theme. I don't see the need for a page with such a general theme - and I don't see what really ties together the not so memorable quotes there, other than that they are in Polish.
 * Vote closed: 20:00, 27 February 2007 (UTC) ~ UDScott 19:43, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

 * Delete. ~ UDScott 19:43, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete.  Cbrown1023  talk  21:36, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete this is just a list of arbitrarily chosen phrases. Koweja 21:47, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete. - InvisibleSun 22:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete per nom and Koweja. --Aphaia 02:28, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete Why give such special treatment to one language - a language unlikely to be familiar to many English speakers.--Poetlister 18:06, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete too broad a subject to justify inclusion, and quotes seem underpar anyway. Dev920 00:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
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User talk:Topcat1308

Please stop recreating the Thomas J. Cairney page -- unless you can provide some evidence of his notability. But I could not find anything about such a person on the Net, leading me to my conclusion that he is not notable enough for inclusion on Wikiquote. Thanks. ~ UDScott 19:56, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Hi, im kind of new to this, so new that it took me like 20 minutes to find the page im typing on now, i am yet to find out whether it is going to do what i want it to do. What i do want to know is: 1) Who are you exactly?(reading back sounds awfully confrontational, which i hope you understand was not intended) 2) I was under the impression that it was possible to create any article, or submit any qoute....i qouted me. From a book i have not yet finished nor have come near to publishing.....however i will humour you and tell you about Thomas J. Cairney, firstly he is studying law at university, with the intention to join the bar council. Secondly a very talented writer, of both fiction and fact, merely bacause he enjoys it. And thirdly obviously with too much time on his hands to be having this conversation.

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 * p.s, you say that you could not find notability on the net, what if Thomas J. Cairney only resides in those outdated resources known as books? and i was creating his first electronic reference, everyone needs to be referenced on the internet for the first time.

I think these links will help answer most of your questions. When I referenced that I could not find any information on this person on the Net, I just meant that I could not find any reference to such a person or any books he might have written. Your response merely confirms the non-notability of him. As to who I am, I am one of the sysops on the site, and part of my function is to try to ensure that wikiquote's pages fit into the framework that has been set up and that pages follow the style and templates established. One of the important things to remember with respect to creating new pages is that the person or work should be considered notable and it should not be an autobiography of yourself (see Wikiquote). But, there is certainly a place for personal quotes - you can place them on your User page, which for you, would be at this link: User:Topcat1308. If you have other questions or need help, feel free to write to me on my Talk page, User talk:UDScott. ~ UDScott 20:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

 * So when i finished my book, and send it to you for you to read, (hopefully you wil enjoy it) you could quote it? Furthermore, i understand i may not be notable, but just for self reasurrance, would you also deem the qoute not notable? -
 * First, you don't need to send me your book - I am certainly not a publisher or anything like that. Second, the point is not the quality of the quote - there are certainly many good quotes that may be excluded because the person is not notable. That is why I suggested you place it on your user page. There's nothing wrong with the content of the quote...it is just that this site is not for great personal quotes, but rather for quotes from notable people and works. Also, please remember to sign your posts with by writing four tildes ( ~ ). It will add your username and the time and date of your post. ~ UDScott 21:26, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

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Hi. New user here on Wikiquote where I look forward to getting more involved. I'm also Newyorkbrad on En-Wikipedia (where I'm an administrator) and on Meta. Newyorkbrad 20:56, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

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Hugh Everett

Hugh Everett III (November 11, 1930 – July 19, 1982) was an American physicist who first proposed the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, which he called his "relative state" formulation. He left physics after completing his Ph. D., discouraged at the lack of response to his theories from other physicists. He developed the use of generalized lagrange multipliers in operations research and applied this commercially as a defense analyst and a consultant, becoming a multi-millionaire.

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 * As an analogy one can imagine an intelligent amoeba with a good memory. As time progresses the amoeba is constantly splitting, each time the resulting amoebas having the same memories as the parent. Our amoeba hence does not have a life line, but a life tree.
 * illustrating the branching of individuals in many worlds each time an observation is performed, in an early draft of his doctoral dissertation (1950s). Accessible at Read original documents of Nova's Parallel worlds documentary of Hugh Everett's work.

 * The physical "reality" is assumed to be the wave function of the whole universe itself.
 * in an early draft of his doctoral dissertation (1950s).

 * [The Many-worlds interpretation is the] only completely coherent approach to explaining both the contents of quantum mechanics and the appearance of the world.
 * .

About Hugh Everett

 * Hugh Everett's work has been described by many people in terms of many worlds, the idea being that every one of the various alternative histories, branching histories, is assigned some sort of reality.
 * Murray Gell-Mann

 * If you want to get an interesting perspective do not think of Hugh as a traditional 20th century physicist but more of a Renaissance man with interests and skills in many different areas. He was smart and lots of things interested him and he brought the same general conceptual methodology to solve them. The subject matter was not so important as the solution ideas.
 * Donald Reisler

 * Someone once noted that Hugh Everett should have been declared a "national resource," and given all the time and resources he needed to develop new theories.
 * Joseph George Caldwell "An Historical Note on Lambda Corporation, Hugh Everett III, and John Nash."

 * My father, Hugh Everett, III, author of the Many Worlds Theory, was a quiet man during the eighteen or so years I shared a house with him. Turns out he was depressed over a sad childhood and then being dismissed as a kook, only later - too late - to be recognized as a genius.
 * Mark Oliver Everett, Things the Grandchildren Should Know, ISBN 978-0-316-02787-8, pg 11
 * I think about how angry I was that my dad didn't take better care of himself. How he never went to a doctor, let himself become grossly overweight, smoked three packs a day, drank like a fish and never exercised.  But then I think about how his colleague mentioned that, days before dying, my dad had said he lived a good life and that he was satisfied.  I realize that there is a certain value in my father's way of life.  He ate, smoked and drank as he pleased, and one day he just suddenly and quickly died.  Given some of the other choices I'd witnessed, it turns out that enjoying yourself and then dying quickly is not such a hard way to go.
 * Mark Oliver Everett, Things the Grandchildren Should Know, ISBN 978-0-316-02787-8, pg 235

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Talk:Uncle Sam (Vertigo)

This should probably be moved from "Uncle Sam" to "Uncle Sam (graphic novel)" after the vfd is closed. I refrain from moving it at this point. ~ Kalki 00:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

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All Grown Up!

All Grown Up! (2003–2008) is an animated television series based on characters from Rugrats, as older characters facing pre-teen and teen issues. It premiered as a preview before starting its regular run in America, early March. The show is based on the Rugrats' 10th anniversary episode and television movie All Growed Up, and the sequel to Rugrats, which proved popular enough that Nickelodeon decided to commission a whole series.

Coup DeVille

 * Dil [while sniffing a shoe]: Weirdorama. It's corinthian leather. But it smells like egg salad.
 * Phil: That is so immature! (sniffs the shoe) Cat butt, duh!

 * Pangborn: Finster, what are you doing?
 * Chuckie: Drowning, sir?

 * Phil: Thanks, I'll pay you back. As soon as that no-allowance-for-a-month thing is over. How was I suppose to know Kimi's great aunt was in that vase? They should label that stuff.

 * Chuckie: This test is stupid and humiliating! I can't even do the simplest rope climb!
 * Tommy: Chuckie, you made it almost to the top.
 * Chuckie: Only 'cause Pangborn pushed me halfway up!

 * Mr. Beaker: Morning. Sit down, find your chairs this time. Now, ignore my mumbling as I write on the board. Enjoy my back.

 * Lil: Why are we partners on every project? It's always Phil and Lil this, Phil and Lil that, Newsflash, We're not two heads on one body! We are just two separate people who happen to live in the same house. He's Phil and I'm Lil. Two names, separated by the word "and." I am a thinking, breathing, independent individual and he's... Phil.

 * Lil: Twins this, twins that. It's always Phil and Lil! It ain't no even Lil and Phil! There's too much "we"; not enough "me"! I ain't wearing anything to that place because I ain't no going!

 * Chuckie: I was exercising my right to say no to the President and his stupid test! I made a stand by refusing to show up!
 * Tommy: Chuckie Finster skipped a class?
 * Chuckie: Actually, I was hanging out in the nurse's office.

 * Chuckie: I've been humiliated year after year, and now my suffering's over! Today I am taking a stand for coordinately-challenged kids everywhere!
 * Tommy: And tomorrow?
 * Chuckie: Tommy, don't ruin my moment!

 * Betty: Jeez! This is awful.
 * Howard: I know, we either have to have another set of twins or actually pay for a vacation.
 * Betty: No, Howie, we have a bigger problem than a lost vacation. Our little Lil is unhappy.
 * Howard: Right.

 * Betty: Calm down, Philly. Lil gets her own room, but think about it, so do you, and the computer stays here. And you finally have room for that basketball hoop you've always wanted, and you can paint the place any color you like, except tangerine 'cause it makes your father wig out.

 * Leslie: All the right kids are here.
 * Diane: Yeah. No lame-brains or dorks. Oh, by the way, where is your brother tonight?
 * Lil: Not here!
 * Diane: He really is a boob, isn't he?
 * Leslie: My vote is for immature slob.
 * Brett: Are you talking about Phil? He's like totally obnoxious in class.
 * Lil: Not all the time.
 * Diane: Not to mention gross and smelly.
 * Leslie: This is fun! And he's really goofy looking, too.
 * Lil: Not like I'm standing up for him or anything, but it's sometimes fun to be gross. And you know, Phil and I are twins, so if you think he's goofy looking, then I guess you think I am, too.
 * Diane: No.
 * Leslie: No way.
 * Brett: We weren't sayin' that.

 * Diane: It's not like you don't know all this right? Phil is kind of a jerk.
 * Lil: Hey! I can call him a jerk or a slob, but you guys can't. You don't even know him! He can actually be cool sometimes, and fun, and funny, and loyal.

Susie Sings the Blues

 * Tommy [to Chuckie]: Come on Chuck, how long does it take to copy your butt?
 * Chuckie: I wasn't sure if I was letter or legal sized.

 * Chuckie: See, I'm vanilla, Crustless Vanilla Finster, I was gonna get the chocolate mango swirl bar, but no, I chickened out at the last minute.
 * Tommy: Actually, Chuckie, you chickened out at the first minute. But hey, be tight with that.
 * Chuckie: But I want to be tight with a different Chuckie. The Chuck. A Chuck who takes risk, a Chuck who flirts with danger!

 * Angelica: Everybody's a critic.

 * Susie: Do you still have that cute top…
 * Alisa: Don't push your luck, girl.

 * Angelica [singing on the stage]: One, two, three, four! Can't help it boy, my heart's got call-waiting. Don't want you to be the only one I'm dating. Oops, got to put you on hold. Oops, got to put you on hold. And when our cars, went bump, bump baby. My heart went thump, thump, baby! (Harold plays on a red electric guitar and Dil and Phil and Lil dance and backup sing on the stage) (Other kids, tweens and teens boo at Angelica, Chuckie screams at Tommy and Angelica screams and falls off of the stage)

 * Susie [singing on the stage]: I was feeling real shattered, but my dreams they still matter. So if you think I'm going, baby, you're wrong. I'm so strong 'Cause there's no getting rid of this dream. How can I tell you what I mean? Sure, I took the wrong path, but then I did some new math. 'Cause there's no getting rid of this dream. How can I tell you what I mean? (Phil and Lil, Dil and Harold dance and Phil and Lil and Dil backup sing on the stage and Kimi dances off of the stage)

Bad Kimi

 * Angelica: Well, it takes a very special kind person to be an advice giver. You have to be soft on the inside, but tough on the outside. Like left over lasagna. Ask yourself, Harold, are you left over lasagna?

 * Kimi: Wow, isn't Z totally rockstar?
 * Chas: Does that mean hoodlum?
 * Kimi: Dad! What happened to your whole "don't judge a book by its cover" speech?!
 * Chas: Well, it's different now because the book is hanging around with my daughter!

 * Chas: So, Z, is that short for anything? Zack? Zebediah? Zeus?
 * Z: No, it's just Z.
 * Chas: Oh. So, how do you spell it?

 * Kimi: (explaining why Z had the electronics) It'd blow his image. I mean, getting excused from class to do charity work?
 * Chuckie: Excused?! I got detention!

 * [Police sirens are heard in the background]
 * Police: Stop hugging them (Z and his Father), put your hands up!
 * Kimi [to Chuckie]: You didn't!
 * Chuckie: No... Uh, Phil did... but only because he cares..... like us!

Truth or Consequences

 * (The twins see Dil walk down the hall on his hands)
 * Phil: I wonder what Dil would be like if we never dropped him on his head.
 * (Lil shrugs)

 * Pangborn (to Dil): I've been observing you, Pickles, and I must say I find your behavior disturbing.
 * Dil: Tell me more.
 * Pangborn: This past week I've noticed you eating exclusively green foods, hopping to class on one foot, and wearing your clothes inside out. What does that tell you, son?
 * Dil: That you have a lot of free time on your hands?
 * Pangborn: (growls) This is a standard psychological Rorschach test: I show you an inkblot; you tell me what you see. (Holds up an inkblot)
 * Dil: A Rorschach test.
 * Pangborn: (growls) Now, what do you see? (Holds up another inkblot)
 * Dil: Uh, a medieval castle, hundreds of angry villagers, a raging moat, a fire-breathing dragon, and a honey-baked ham.
 * (Pangborn bangs his head against his desk repeatedly)

 * Pangborn (to Dil): Let's try a word-association experiment: I'll say a word; you respond with the first thing that comes to mind. Hot.
 * Dil: Hot.
 * Pangborn: Cold.
 * Dil: Cold.
 * Pangborn: Stop it.
 * Dil: Stop it.
 * Pangborn: You're supposed to give me a new word, not the same one I gave you!
 * Dil: You asked me to say the first word that came to mind. And when you say "hot," the first word I think of is, well... "hot."
 * Pangborn: (growls) Get out! No session tomorrow. Instead, I want to see the people responsible for your existence. (rips his suit at the back)
 * Dil: (tries to open the door) It's stuck.
 * Pangborn: (kicks the door down) Now it's not.

Thief Encounter

 * Tommy: (to the police) He (Dil) is innocent!

 * Tommy: I was sleepwalking, you seriously think I'd go out in public like this?!
 * Policeman: If I had a dime for every Joe who blamed his crime on sleepwalking, I'd be a rich man. Well, maybe not rich, but I'd own a boat.

 * Angelica: (about Bernadette) I want to return it.
 * Susie: Return what?
 * Angelica: It.
 * Susie: She's not a shirt, Angelica. She's a human being.
 * Angelica: That's up for debate.

 * Chuckie: (about Dil) Did he admit it?
 * Tommy: Nope, he pushed the "I'm innocent" act. I'll have to stay up all night and catch him.
 * Chuckie: How do you expect to pull an all-nighter when you can't even stay awake during the least boring school activity?
 * Tommy: What's that?
 * Chuckie: Lunch, that thing you're wearing.

 * Dil: I didn't do nothin', I swear.
 * Betty: Okay, I'll bite. If you didn't take those things, then who did?
 * Dil: (looks at Tommy) I'm taking the Fifth.
 * Betty: (to Chaz) Figures, he already took everything else.

River Rats

 * Chaz: Dip, pull, then repeat. Plant your feet and keep your seat!

 * Phil (to Tommy): Dip, Pull, eat red meant, plant some corn and peas and wheat! (laughs)

Brother, Can You Spare the Time?

 * Tommy: (to Chuckie; out of breath) Do you know what it's like to be chased by crazy, lovesick girls?! One of 'em wanted my sock!
 * Chuckie: No and ew.

 Lyrics to "Tommy's Tomorrow"
 * Susie: What's the haps, for Tommy's tomorrow? We know our boy's round the corner from fame. So listen up all you sisters and brothers. To us, T. Pickles will still be the same. What's the haps, for Tommy's tomorrow? We know our boy's round the corner from fame. So listen up all you sisters and brothers. To us, T. Pickles will still be the same.

 * Tommy: (to Dil): And who said you won't be famous, too?
 * Dil: Three words: Lars Christian Anderson.
 * Tommy: Who's that?
 * Dil: Exactly.

The Old & the Restless

 * Tommy: (to Sean): My Grandpa may do some embarrassing stuff sometimes, but he's still my grandpa. So shut your pie hole!

 * Mr. Beaker: And that's what makes the appendix one of the most impressive, yet utterly useless organs.

 * Lil: We're catching up fast.
 * Phil: Yeah, but it'd be nice if we could at least stop and smell the mucus.

 * Didi: Dil, your steamed spinach on a bed of chilled spinach is getting cold and warm!

It's Cupid, Stupid

 * Kimi: Is it me, or is it kinda pathetic?
 * Susie: I've seen worse… oh wait, that was Angelica, too!

 * Chuckie (to Kimi): I just wanted to let you know that the same thing that is going on between you, Z, and Susie is going on between me, Tommy, and Nicole, so I know how you feel.
 * Kimi: Oh, really? You suddenly realized you have a crush on Z and your best friend is a backstabber?
 * Chuckie: Not exactly.

 * Kimi: I heard Tommy say he was hoping Nicole would turn you down!
 * Chuckie: But Tommy would never say that!
 * Kimi: That's what I thought about Susie!

Tommy Foolery

 * Sean: Romeo didn't like mean girls. And neither do I. Me and Romeo don't like the meanies.
 * Susie: (to Angelica) Guess that counts you out!
 * Angelica: What do you mean?
 * Susie: What do you mean what do I mean? I mean you're mean! So, adios to any chance with Sean!
 * Angelica: I happen to be very nice.
 * Harold: (dreamily) I think so, too.
 * Angelica: Who asked ya?

Part 1

 * Chuckie: (gets forced to hold the rope and pushed by Kimi) BLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH!

Part 2

 * Dil: (sees Bean in an old picture) No way.
 * Tommy: What is it, Dil? What's wrong?
 * Dil: It's the picture of the Everwood Settlers.
 * Tommy: So?
 * Dil: Back row, 3rd guy from the left.
 * Tommy: It's Bean!
 * Phil: Bean's a ghost?
 * Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Stu, Charlotte and Howard: (scream in fear)
 * Charlotte: Wasn't he... with you?

(they notice he has vanished)
 * Lil: He's gone!
 * Dil: Now that the mystery's solved, the brain sucking Pioneers can finally rest in peace.
 * Howard: Great! Now let's get outta here!
 * Chuckie: Follow the buddies!

 (suddenly appears on Tommy's footage)
 * Bean:(Eyes glowing) An't Got No Brain Or Nothing!

Bad Apititude

 * Dil: Sorry I'm late, but I have exciting news. I just motivated a withering rose to bloom, yeah! It took a few hours and some sunlight and some water, but I did it. And I came up with a great motivational slogan: "Don't Get Down, Get Up"

 * Phil: I'm going to be a botanist.
 * Lil: Do you even know what that is?
 * Phil: No, but their booth has funnel cake.

 * Lil: Kimi, did you see the school paper? People wrote in reviewing your reviews.
 * Kimi: Pretentious, boring. Forget it, everyone's a critic.

 * Tommy: Dil, what are you?!
 * Dil: Tommy, you've got to break away, you're turning Blek-anise, I really think so, and that's not who u are, you're a filmmaker, not a bleckie!

 * Kimi: Well it was a little commercial.
 * Everyone (to Kimi): It was a commercial!

Fools Rush In

 * Tommy: Dil, this isn't a game! Okay, this is a game.

 * Tommy: (to Francine) Either I'm facing a new friend or certain death!

 * Lil: I'm on in less than half an hour. Be honest, do I look okay?
 * Kimi: Uh, you're the new PA announcer, as in, no one's going to see you!
 * Lil: Oh, yeah, so, do I look okay?

Memoirs of a Finster

 * Chuckie: Kimi, what did you find out?
 * Kimi: I'm Japanese!
 * Chuckie: You're just figuring that out?

 * Kimi: Max has to be the coolest teacher ever! This assignment actually sounds fun.
 * Chuckie: I'll do your research since you're spending Saturday teaching me how to ice skate for Nicole's party.
 * Kimi: Don't worry about it, Chucko. This project's going to be cake. Two Finsters, one family tree equals half the work.
 * Chuckie: I like the way you think, Kimmo.
 * Kimi: Don't do that.

 * Phil: (to Tommy and Dil) Call me crazy, but that kid looks kind of familiar!
 * Tommy: Maybe 'cause he sits next to you in every single one of your classes now, he's new!
 * Dil: Or 'cause he's rolled by 26 times in the past 10 minutes?! Twenty-seven!

 * Chuckie: See? Friends are like holidays: you can never have enough of them.
 * Dil: Deep. You make that up?
 * Chuckie: Nope. I got it off a greeting card.

 * Chuckie: You're not a real Finster?
 * Lying Kimi: No, not technically.
 * Chuckie: Right. 'Cause a real Finster would have taught her brother how to skate, so he won't spend an entire party on his butt risking frostbite, or death by... A SCARY BIG ICE MACHINE!

Miss Nose it All

 * Angelica: Hold the elevator. (trips and falls) My ankle! My nose! MY PARTY!

 * Kimi: Are Lil and I the only ones who actually want to make a tranquility garden?
 * Phil: What? I'm not a plant person; I'm a people person.
 * Lil: Guess again.

 * Angelica: The grass is blue.
 * Doctor: Excuse Me?
 * Angelica: The couch is on vacation.
 * Susie: Is that the crazy talk?
 * Angelica: The pillows are hungry.

 * Harold (to Angelica): You have a cast on your nose!
 * Angelica: Good work, Columbo.

Runaround Susie

 * Susie: (to Randy): What do you call those things before CDs?
 * Randy: Records.
 * Susie: Yeah.

 * Phil: Either tell on me or let it die, but end the torment!
 * Lil: Maybe for the "your red sock in my white wash incident," but this. Spray-painting your skateboard and accidentally ruining mom's...
 * Phil: Don't say it!
 * Lil: Ok, her... you know what.

 * Phil: It cannot be released in the air, because once it's said, I'm dead.

 * Lil: Three words, Phillip: You! Know! WHAT!
 * Phil: Here's my three words, Lillian: You! Signed! THIS! (holds up the contract)
 * Lil: I! DON'T! CARE!
 * Phil: YOU! CAN'T! DO! Uh... THAT!
 * Lil: You dump Geoffrey or I tell Mom! That was the deal!
 * Phil: Then go ahead and tell, 'cause I'm not doing your dirty work, especially now that Geoffrey and I are... tight!

 * Lil: Ho-ho, cheer up, Geoffrey, here's someone you know/like better, my brother, Phil?
 * Phil: (Putting His Fingers at Geoffrey) Yo, Geoffrey, you wanna shoot and put through our noses?
 * Geoffrey: Augh, he's gross! Bye, Lil.
 * Lil: Bye, Geoffrey.
 * Phil: (to Lil) I'm gross?! I'm GROSS?! ME?!

 * Chas: Wow, renewing your wedding vows. Oh, how romantic, Betty?
 * Betty: Romantic my caboose. It's just time for a new set of rules. You know, like "love, honor, and wear a snore guard." Heh.
 * Chas: Ah. So, did you buy a new wedding gown?
 * Betty: Are you nuts? I just let the old one out a little. (Pause) Okay, a lot.

Saving Cynthia

 * Tommy: We were solving a science question! Uh, we found out that p-pudding travels three times farther when shot out of a straw in your nose than uh, straw in your mouth!

 * Pangborn: Now, where was I?
 * Tommy: (immitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.
 * Pangborn: Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)
 * Chuckie: Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?
 * Pangborn: No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle.  My effiency variable has increased by 43%.
 * Chuckie: I guess that's important, huh?
 * Pangborn: Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!
 * Tommy: Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.
 * Pangborn: And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!
 * [Tommy and Chuckie gasp.]
 * Pangborn: I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?

 * Didi: Oh, yes! I remember reading about that in Beyond Lipshitz.  Parents should hold family hours to encourage a sincere and sharing dialogue with their children.
 * Chaz: That's great, Didi! I'll think I'll start our very own family hour tonight.  Really get Chuckie to...talk back!
 * Betty: If I want to know what my pups are up to, I just eavesdrop on their conversations.
 * Chaz: But Betty that's so, uh... (searches for a word in How to Talk to Your Kids So They'll Talk Back) invasive!
 * Betty: Only if they catch you at it, Chazzie!

 * Angelica: Cynthia! CYNTHIA!
 * Harold: Who?
 * Angelica: You don't know her, old friend.
 * Harold: Who you keep stuffed in a chest? Gee, I'm luckier than I thought!

 * Angelica: Impressive how you figured out where Cynthia is, Susie!
 * Susie: (says sarcastically) Yeah, it took a brainiac like me to ask the clerk at the thrift shop who bought it.

 * Susie: Just be honest! Nothing wins people over like a warm smile, sincerity, and... (pauses at Angelica's glare) Maybe I'd better do it.

 * Angelica: Okay, so it's not like I haven't noticed how maybe sometimes, every now and then, I may get on people's nerves, but never Cynthia's!
 * Harold: But Cynthia's a doll, so technically, she doesn't have nerves.

 * Pangborn: By accidentally erasing my digital organizer, they've given me back my life! Pangborn is reborn! (laughs) I even picked out my socks this morning.

 * Chaz: Who's Elmira?
 * Pangborn: (pets his hanging plant) Her leafy tendrils brush my... (meanwhile, Stu, Didi, and Chaz usher Tommy and Chuckie out of Pangborn's office)

The Science Pair

 * Kimi: Would you listen to those guys?
 * Lil: (laughs) Yeah. We can win this Space Race on pure girls-are-obviously-smarter-than-boys power.

 * Tommy: I call it the Socks-o-matic. Got the idea from Chuckie. Automatically sorts socks by color and texture so no one has to suffer a fashion tragedy again. (Chuckie lifts his pants to reveal mismatched socks)
 * Chuckie: Hey, who're you calling a tragedy?

 * Tommy: Puke-o-rama! This milk is bad as bad gets.
 * Chuckie: Worse even!
 * Phil: Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project.  I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.
 * [Tommy and Chuckie drop their milk in disgust.]

 * Lil: (squeals) That boy on my arm would be the ultimate fashion statement!

 * Stu: Anyone see Dil?
 * Didi: He's been staying late at school for science club.
 * Tommy: Dil's not in science club!
 * Didi: No, but he's the subject of three different experiments.
 * Stu and Tommy: Oh.

 * Stu: Hey champ, these are nice springs. Where you'd get them?
 * Tommy: Uh...borrowed 'em. (hurries out of the kitchen) Let's go!
 * [Didi opens the dishwasher, which crashes to the floor. Tommy winces, and Didi taps her foot, frowning at him.  Tommy smiles sheepishly.]

 * Tommy: The Socks-o-matic sorted correctly almost 98.4% of the time. But...I still can't understand why it doesn't work on Dil's socks.

 * Kimi: Heard of player pianos? We're making a whole player band

 * Stu: I promised your mom we wouldn't stay up too late.
 * Tommy: Uh, dad? That was three nights ago.

 * Tommy: Mom has one.
 * Stu: You mean the good silver one she guards like Fort Knox treasure?
 * Tommy: Yeah, that one.
 * Stu: We couldn't, could we?!
 * Tommy: Project's on permahold otherwise...

 * Kimi: I've got to admit — Nicholas hanging on your arm does make a statement!
 * Lil: (fake smiles and has a monster voice) Yeah, it says...I'M HANGING WITH A BLITHERING IDIOT!
 * Kimi: Huh?
 * Lil: I've decided to drop the spitball project. Instead, I'm doing a case study on Nicholas entitled: The Mind of the Mindless.

 * Chuckie: I know what you mean. My dad still hasn't gotten over the day I told him I could button my own shirt.

 * Mr. Beaker: (speaking to Tommy about his project) If any kid had entered a masterpiece like this, I would've suspected foul play.

Izzy or Isn't He?

 * Chuckie: As long as I have your attention, I'd like to bring something to your attention.

 * Chuckie: Uh, a little advice, Dil, having an imaginary friend after a certain age is something one should keep to one's self.
 * Dil: I'm down with that, Safety Boy. I put the "imaginary friend" thing to bed when I was eight. Izzy's my imaginary alien friend.

 * Phil: What? Lil's breath smells like feet? Izzy, that's harsh!

 * Phil (to Chuckie): You're running for what?!
 * Chuckie: Safety commissioner.
 * Lil: And why are you doing this?
 * Chuckie: (trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)
 * Tommy: Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!

 * Chuckie: (to everyone else) (about Izzy) IT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!
 * Everyone Else: BOO (2 times), (throws everything at Chuckie)!

Project Chuckie

 * Angelica: Chuckie, I have observed your tragic social skills, but because we've been friends since childhood, I want to make a difference in your life. I'm here to help.
 * Chuckie: Oh, this can't be good.
 * Angelica: Chuckie, you're, well... a gork. Those sad few beyond geek.
 * Chuckie: Not helping yet.

 * Tommy: Wait 'til yo hear your parts, guys.
 * Lil: I love the theater: the lights, costumes, make-up, applause.
 * Phil touching Tommy: Good. Now, how do you feel about a skit in a history assembly?
 * Lil: Hmm... yeah. Well, it is extra credit.
 * Kimi: I don't know. History is so passé.
 * Tommy: Not my version. These guys were cool, real rebels, the original American bad boys. It's going to rock; and I picked you guys over everyone.
 * Phil touching Tommy: No one else wanted to do it, right?
 * Tommy: That, too.

 * Kimi: (about her part in the play) Who am I?!
 * Tommy: Are you ready? Kimi, Lil, you're... "the people"!
 * Kimi & Lil: "The people"?!
 * Tommy: Yeah! They're, uh... important.
 * Phil: You know what, "by the people, for the people".

.

 * Phil: (rapping/singing)
 * Lil: (after rehearsing the play) Cut! Thomas, were "the people," by any chance, a chorus of idiots?!
 * Kimi: We want better parts!
 * Tommy: Sorry.
 * Lil and Kimi: Hm!

 * Chuckie: Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.
 * Lil: Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?
 * Kimi: Well, we are "the people."
 * Tommy: Chuckie, we're popular.
 * Chuckie: No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.
 * Phil: Hey! (trips and makes Chuckie fall down.)

Fear of Falling

 * [Tommy gasps]
 * Phil: (to Tommy) What?! (to everyone else) Did you see somebody naked?

 * Angelica: (reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Seaweed wrap, spa, pedicure, paraffin dip...
 * Kimi: (reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Kayaking, mountain biking, hot yoga...
 * Daniel (Instructor): I need one more victim for the tracker five hike. Anyone interested?
 * Angelica: As long as I'm signing...
 * Daniel: Make sure to you wear sturdy hiking boots, travel light — we'll hook up at 5 AM.
 * [Daniel leaves.]
 * Angelica: It spent thirteen years in the making, but I finally met the guy who's worthy of my first kiss.
 * Kimi: You might want to give him the heads up.

 * Olivia: It's okay. Hey you're the guy who was spying on me through the telescope.
 * Tommy: Spying is such a harsh word, I'd prefer to think of it as casual surveillance.

 * Chuckie: Phil, can I ask you a personal question?
 * Phil: Okay, I didn't shower before I got in. But no one takes that rule seriously.
 * [Lifeguard blows his whistle, Phil stands up and gets hosed down.]

 * Phil: I don't know about her, but I do feel weird around Tommy when he's around Olivia. She's pretty nice though, and she didn't cry when I accidentally hit her in the head with a giant snowball.
 * Chuckie: That was an accident?
 * Phil: Okay, I was totally aiming for the head.

 * Chuckie: Where have you been all day?
 * Kimi: When Angelica bailed on her spa appointments, I felt so bad I volunteered to fill in. And you know what?  It was the best day of my life!

 * Tommy: You know, Chuckie, it's great hanging out with somebody you totally gel with — who makes you laugh and cool.
 * Chuckie: Thanks, man! I feel the same way!
 * Tommy: You like Olivia too?
 * Chuckie: Oh. I thought you meant — never mind.

 * Tommy: Olivia tried to kiss me yesterday!
 * Chuckie: She did? So, what did you do?
 * Tommy: Oh, what any mature man of the world would do: I smashed a snowball in her face!

 * Tommy: So, you think I'm ready for my first kiss?
 * Chuckie: One of us has to be! And I'm on hold until my braces come off.  Let me know if you hear bells.  Kimi says you do, but she might just be clowning on me.

 * Tommy: I gotta go, I'm sorry I would love to stay for my second, third and if it's not pushing it fourth kiss, but I promised to meet Chuckie for phase three.
 * Olivia: Go on, get out of here.
 * Tommy: And for the record, I like you a lot better than snow.

 * Chuckie: Why couldn't I have a phobia closer to the ground? Like spiders...or zippers! I could repell down...or stay here all night and risk becoming a Chucksicle! (watches as a rock plunges to the depths) Chucksicle it is! (hears wolves howling in the distance) On the second thought, I need the exercise.

 * Chuckie: And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?
 * Tommy: Don't tell anybody, but...yeah, I kissed her, MY FIRST KISS!
 * Angelica: His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!

 * Kimi: Wait a minute, if we're all here — who's guarding the mountain?
 * Phil: Nobody, we're not playing the game, we're hiding from Angelica.

The Finster Who Stole Christmas

 * Tommy: (while eating Chaz's gingerbread) This is some rockin' gingerbread!

 * Kimi: (to Kira) I'm proud of you for keeping your cool.
 * (Kira opens the cab door and a boy gets in)
 * Kira: (angrily) I'VE WAITED THROUGH 3 STATES AND 2 CONTINENTS! (grabs the boy out of the cab) I'VE BEEN PATIENT THROUGH 4 TIME ZONES! THIS CAB IS MINE! IT'S MINE! MINE!

Blind Man's Bluff [3.1]

 * Tommy: Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge.
 * Phil: After settling all these pesky lawsuits.

 * Tommmy: Good call, Chuckie. You have nothing to fear except fear itself.
 * Chuckie: That's what I'm afraid of.

 * Stu: (to Didi) This isn't going to be easy. But don't worry, I can handle it.
 * [Scence change with Tommy and Dil.]
 * Stu: Boys, I, uh... your mother wants to talk to you.

 * Didi: So, you two have to pick up Grandpa Boris from the optometrist.
 * Dil: Nooooooooooooooooo!
 * [The next day, on the dock, Chuckie and Tommy ran in the boat]
 * Didi: (bumps on a sticker bur) Ouch!
 * Chuckie: What happened?
 * Stu: Didi bumped on a sticker bur on the dock.
 * [Didi puts her hands on her hips and frowns at her husband.]

 * Lil: What is it, Chuck?
 * Chuckie: Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.
 * Phil: Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.

 * Phil: Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here.
 * Kimi: You're on!
 * Lil: Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.

 * Grandpa Boris: Don't touch me! I can walk fine! You didn't dilate my legs, did you?
 * Doctor: Now, Mr. Krepotkin, the best thing is to rest your eyes while they're dilated like this. Maybe you should take a nice, long nap.
 * Grandpa Boris: (facing a lamp) You take a nap! I'm not blind!

 * Dil: You know, we could still go.
 * Tommy: How?
 * Dil: He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the...senior center.
 * Tommy: Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast! Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast.  We'd be the bird stuff that we scrape off the toast.
 * Dil: Bro'! They won't find out.  As soon as we're there, we'll hit Whiplash Gorge — in and out thirty minutes.
 * Tommy: Oh, I don't know.
 * Dil: Technically, they didn't say we couldn't go to Slosh Mountain. They said we had to pick up grandpa.  Who says we can't do both?
 * Tommy: It would be a shame to waste the tickets.
 * Dil: Now you're talkin', T'! And just think of poor grandpa, stuck in that stuffy house all day with his broken eyes.

 * Dil: Well, here we are, grandpa. Good ol' senior center.
 * Grandpa Boris: Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!
 * Tommy: You love the senior center. All your friends are here!
 * Grandpa Boris: What friends?! Harry?  All he talks about are his golf stones.  Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks!  Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center?  It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.
 * Tommy: Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!

 * Lil: This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!
 * [Lil, Chuckie, Phil, and Kimi watch as an ambulence pulls up carrying a man in his bathing suit with a bandaged head and a balloon.]
 * Phil: They're stuff of dreams.
 * Chuckie: Bad dreams.
 * Kimi: (looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!
 * Kid on Whiplash Gorge: Heellppp meeeeeee!

 * Tommy: Just you know, if we never find him, this is all on you!
 * Dil: I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe grandpas are like chickens!  Some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range!
 * Tommy: (exasperated) Do you even believe half the stuff that comes out of your mouth?

 * Dil: How is it my fault? You listened to a guy wearing a bathing suit and a ski cap — how smart was that?
 * Tommy: You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!
 * Dil: I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.

 * Kimi: (on walkie-talkie) Team Leader Alpha to Team Leader Delta. Report. Over.
 * Lil: This is Team Leader Delta. Over.
 * Kimi: Lil, what happened to Phil?
 * Lil: I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.

 * Security chief: All right, you know why you're here. Don't steal, et cetera.  Just watch this video about pool rules and you can go.
 * Tommy: (raises his hand) Sir, we can explain.
 * Security chief: Please don't.

 * [Grandpa Boris cuts the line for Whiplash Gorge.]
 * Grandpa Boris: Oh, stuff it. I'm a senior citizen, I can do whatever I want.

 * Grandpa Boris: (to security guard) You're not sending me back until I've gone on Whiplash Gorge!

 * Grandpa Boris: ...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!
 * Tommy: You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.
 * Grandpa Boris: Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?
 * Chuckie: Deal.
 * Dil: Now, that was mind control.
 * Tommy: Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.
 * Dil: Oh, it does.
 * [Tommy gives him a look]
 * Dil: What? I can't tell you everything.

 * Grandpa Boris: Sorry I did an stage-dive in between your number, Suezzle. But an old guy's gotta do, what an old guy's gotta do.
 * Susie: Actually, the audience loved it so much, (Susie dances) we're booked for the next three weeks! You up for a repeat performance?
 * [Susie and Grandpa Boris high-five each other.]

 * Didi: Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?
 * Tommy: Oh, piece of cake!
 * Dil: In and out in thirty minutes.
 * Grandpa Boris: No big surprises.
 * Didi: Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...
 * Stu: ...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!
 * Tommy: For real?!
 * Dil: Whoah!
 * Didi: Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud.  Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?

Yu-Gotta-Go [3.2]

 * Phil: I see something in your eyes, dude. Something I've never seen there before.
 * Chuckie: I call it amptitude, my man.
 * Phil: No, it's called eye crust. Don't you wash your face in the morning?

 * Chuckie: (while reading Angelica's diary) Tried stuffing bra. Too lop-sided.

The Curse of Reptar [3.3]

 * Chuckie: So there wasn't any curse of Reptar after all. Well, what do you know about that. Well, good night.
 * Tommy: That's it? After scaring everyone half to death, that's it?

 * Lil: So, why'd you even come, Angelica?
 * Angelica: Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.

 * Dil: You still think we'll get the pool, T? 'Cause I was thinking of expanding my sanctuary and calling it "Habitat for Manitee."
 * Tommy: Pool, yes. Marine mammals, no.

 * Tommy: We found our old Reptar toy in the backyard and tossed him out. Now, Chuckie thinks that Reptar's mad at us.
 * Angelica: That is, like, the lamest thing I've ever heard.

 * Stu: We're going to get you boys something every kid dreams of having.
 * Angelica: A home in Aspen?
 * Dil: A six week course in Portuguese?
 * Chuckie: Respect?

 * Angelica: This puts me on Tommy's side, which is a first I'm not particularly proud of.

 * Angelica: You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.
 * Phil: You know, she's right.
 * Lil: That may be the scariest thought all night.

It's Karma, Dude! [3.4]

 * Susie: Did she call me about the audition sign up?
 * Tommy: Yeah, she did. I heard her. I don't want to get hurt here.

 * Angelica: (to Dil) How'd you do that?
 * Dil: What?
 * Angelica: The light-glow-warmth thing.

The Big Score [3.5]

 * Betty: How 'bout we squeeze in some "Lil time" tomorrow. After practice, we can have a girls night out.
 * Lil: We're not shopping for bras, are we?
 * Betty: That's your father's department.

 * Lil: Everything around here is always soccer, soccer, soccer.
 * Phil: Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?

 * Football Coach: (Blows whistle) You expect to be on junior-junior varsity with no upper-body strength?! (Blows whistle)
 * Angelica: You're the coach! Why don't you show me how it's done?! Put your money where your big, fat mouth is!
 * Football Coach: That's some squawk box you got on you, Pickles. Any chance you'd be interested in a student coaching position?!

 * Angelica: That's it! Sports - it's a guy magnet. I just need a sport.
 * Susie: You're forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability what-so-ever.
 * Angelica: Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.

 * Pangborn: (To soccer team) And just because we've lost every single game... ever... doesn't mean that today we can't lose by a little bit less.

 * Pangborn: (To soccer team) Time to work on penalty shots, people! (Softly) 'Cause heaven knows you need it.

 * Phil: (to Tommy and Chuckie) Tell me the truth, answer me!
 * Chuckie: Mom, Dad, I don't wanna answer him the question!
 * Phil: Answer me, she (Wally)'s really good, ain't she?!
 * Tommy: (to Phil) Yeah!

Rats Race [3.6]

 * Angelica: (About Harold) That skunk! All that hard work, and he's the one who gets to go to Paris, France.
 * Tommy: You mean Paris, Texas? The finals are in Texas.
 * Angelica: Texas? You mean I risked my life for a trip to America's dust bowl?!

 * Chuckie: (Looking at soap box derby car diagram upside-down) Not a clue.
 * (Tommy flips it right-side up)
 * Chuckie: Thanks, Tommy. Still no clue

 * Phil: This much money just to crash a car?
 * Chuckie: I'm out. Or was I already out? I forget.

Wouldn't It Be Nice? [3.7]

 * Angelica: It's all about having your own personality. That's why I need to get a nose ring exactly like Emica's.

Dude, Where's My Horse? [3.8]

 * Phil: (Singing to everyone) Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word. And the skies are not cloudy all day. (Stops singing and probably evil laughs probably at everyone, to Lil) Not bad, huh?
 * Lil: I don't know you.

 * Tommy: Chuckie, I'm sorry I was kind of a jerk to you the other night.
 * Chuckie: Nah, you weren't a jerk, just testy, but you seem like you're in a good mood now, did you finally lasso the wooden cow?
 * Tommy: Nope, I finally accepted the fact that I'm the lamest cowboy on the planet, and I'm completely comfortable with it.
 * Chuckie: I've always said the key to happiness is... lowered expectations.

 * Tommy: Not everyone can expect to be a cowboy overnight.
 * (Chuckie begins playing harmonica)
 * Tommy: When did you learn how to play the harmonica?
 * Chuckie: I play the harmonica?

 * Angelica: What are you looking at?
 * Little Red: Uh... I - I never met a city girl before. How did you get your hair so shiny?
 * Angelica: We bathe.

 * (On the bus, Angelica's kicking Tommy's seat)
 * Tommy: Angelica? Do you have to keep kicking my seat?
 * Angelica: No, I don't have to, but seeing as how you got us into this mess, it's my pleasure!

R.V. Having Fun Yet? [3.9]

 * Kimi: Guess who I found digging through the trash?
 * Phil: (holds hands up) I was here all night.

Ladies' Man [3.11]
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Separate But Equal [4.3]

 * Phil: (to Lil) This is all your fault, you know?!
 * Lil: You're the one who wanted separate parties!

Lost at Sea

 * Charlotte: I gave everything to that company, this is how they repay me?! With a free stapler and a kick in the designer pants?! [blows her nose]

O Bro, Where Art Thou? [4.6]

 * Chuckie: Not Clowns. Anything but Clowns. Don't Like 'em. Don't trust 'em. Don't want to be 'em.

Rat Traps [4.7]

 * Dil: (talking about the robbers) Those guys could be mutant androids that spit acid out of their eyes! (everyone stares at Dil blankly) That's it. No more PG-13 movies movie for me. I'm going back to epic romances.

 * Chuckie: Why is it that the guys with the glasses and the swollen adenoids always get picked on?

 * Lil: Brilliant idea, Phil. Suggesting that movie.
 * Phil: Since when do you listen to me? I'm a moron. Plus, Angelica's the one who made us come back in here.

 * (While Susie and Angelica are counting money for charity)
 * Susie: Thirteen dollars, fifty-seven cents. How'd you do?
 * Angelica: (counting) Ten, eleven...six hundred forty-three dollars and one certified check.
 * Susie: How'd you do that?!
 * Angelica: It's nothin'! You should've seen me on my magazine drive. I had a nun in tears!

Susie Goes Bad Lite

 * "Tommy": Fine I'll Show You

Golden Boy

 * "Tommy": Gotcha?

Trading Places

 * "Chuckie": These Two Brothers

TP+KF

 * Tommy: That has nothing to do with me liking Kimi!

Super Hero Worship

 * "Harold": Just As Well I Was Getting Nosy Smelling My Own Breath

What's Love Got to Do with It?
(Angelica whines.)
 * Susie: You didn't really think he was gonna go for you, did you?
 * Angelica: (Sobbing) No, and that's the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing, they'll never feel the same way about you!
 * Susie: Gee I wonder why?
 * Angelica: (still Sobbing) I know, how pathetic is that?! (Sobs, bangs on the clock and screams)

All Broke Up

 * Dil: I never wanted it to end this way. I love you like an... aunt, but you crossed the line, and then you stomped on it, lit it on fire, and danced on its ashes!
 * Charlotte: I know. That's why I'm so good at what I do. We could've had it all, you and I. Still, I have you to thank for getting me off my butt and bank into the game! [hugs Dil] I'll never forget you, little man.
 * Dil: And I'll never forget you, big woman.

[Phone Ringing} You'll Be Hearing from my lawyers

Petition This

 * Susie: I've done worse than undermine democracy. I've help bust up a family.
 * Angelica: You've done worse, and that was one hammy reading you just gave
 * Susie: This is our fault, we have to fix this.
 * Angelica: No way. I don't get involved in family business
 * Susie: Since when, and even you know that their own children have to be there
 * Angelica: Especially if I could get blamed for them not showing
 * Susie: Your parents could punish you by taking away your cell phone.

Brothers Grimm

 * Tommy: (to Lil) How much gum are you chewing?
 * Phil: (to Tommy) Like ten sticks of it, anytime someone just mentions TV, boops, another stick goes in, it's like she's addicted or something
 * Lil: (Blows and pops a big pink bubble) I am not addicted I can quit anytime! (Phil takes away the gum) I am this close to being an only child!

Bad Blood

 * "Grandpa": I Scrub and Scrub But I Ever Feel Clean

Characters

 * Tommy - Voiced by E.G. Daily
 * Chuckie - Voiced by Nancy Cartwright (2003-2008)
 * Phil and Lil (Tommy's and Chuckie's good friends/cousins) - Voiced by Kath Soucie
 * Angelica (Tommy's friend and cousin) - Voiced by Cheryl Chase.
 * Dil Pickles - Voiced by Tara Strong
 * Susie - Voiced by Cree Summer
 * Kimi - Voiced by Dionne Quan
 * Harold - Voiced by Pat Mussick. Susie's good friend.
 * Nicole - Voiced by Lizzie Murray in season 1 (2003-2004). Chuckie's former girlfriend.
 * Edith - Voiced by Pat Musick. Chuckie's former girlfriend.
 * Rachael (Tommy's former girlfriend) (who's friends with Thomanita (Anita/Nita) (who was voiced by Christina Pucelli) - Voiced by Meagan Smith (2005)/Denise Pickering (2007-2008), latest appeared in "All Broke Up" as a former love interest for Tommy

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Big Top Pee-wee

Big Top Pee-wee is a 1988 film directed by Randal Kleiser and written by Paul Reubens and George McGrath. It is the sequel to the 1985 film Pee-wee's Big Adventure. Hero. Lover. Legend. Tagline

Pee-wee Herman

 * [shows Mace his top-secret creation] I call this the hot dog tree, because... Well, it's a hot dog tree.
 * [sings] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
 * [milks cow, tastes its milk] Mmm, chocolatey!
 * Look, Vance! The calilillies are in bloom again.

Dialogue

 * Pee-wee: [shouts impatiently] All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!
 * Mr. Ryan: Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second! [finishes Pee-wee's sandwich] There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?
 * Pee-wee: Well, I would like to have a pickle, if it's not too much trouble.
 * Mr. Ryan: No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. [opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee] Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?
 * Pee-wee: Mmm-hmm.
 * [the sheriff enters]
 * Sheriff: Listen up, everybody!
 * Mr. Ryan: What's up, Sheriff?
 * Sheriff: I just got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm headin' this way. You folks better get on home. Smilie, you start boardin' up the store.

 * Zelda: [snaps her fingers to get a waitress' attention] Miss. Miss?! MISS! Miss, please, we're starving over here.
 * [the waitress walks up to other customers]
 * Duke: Excuse me. We were here before them.
 * Zelda: What do we have to do to get served over here?!
 * Duke: I'm gonna take a bite outta that broad's bazoo if she doesn't get over here now!
 * Andy: Down, Duke. Don't work yourself into a lather!

 * Vance: Splendid! I'm very satisfied with these results, Pee-wee.
 * Pee-wee: Me, too, Vance. If we keep going at this rate, people will only have to buy 1 tomato a year.
 * Vance: We do not wanna end up with a low potassium level.
 * Pee-wee: Duh, Vance. You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!
 * Vance: Sorry.

 * Pee-wee: I'm on my way to a career in agriculture. I hope to be the next George Washington Carver. You know who George Washington Carver was, Mace?
 * Mace: Yes, I do. First President of the United States.
 * Pee-wee: (laughs) No. He was a scientist. His research as an agricultural chemist revolutionized farming. He was the father of the peanut. He discovered over 300 uses for it! Instant coffee, soap, and ink, to name just a few.

 * [Winnie's students are staring at Pee-wee and Winnie]
 * Pee-wee: Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!
 * [the students whip out their cameras and take pictures of Pee-wee]
 * Pee-wee: AAH! Paparazzi! [poses suggestively]
 * Winnie: Oh, Pee-wee, really. Now, children, Mr. Herman and I would like to have a quiet lunch. Why don't you play with Vance?
 * Students: Yes, Miss Johnson.

 * Andy: You okay, boss?
 * Mace: Well, my shins are banged up pretty bad. I think my ribs are broke, and it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy. But I'm circus.

title: Big Top Pee-wee